Red Scare - Give Her a Hawking Tuah *TEASER*

Episode Date: July 14, 2024

The ladies discuss Hawk Tuah Girl, Alice Munro's dark secret, and the George Stephanopoulos and James Carville postmortems of Biden's debate performance.

the show where I try to fix my cell phone. We reboot Dasha's phone and read our notes. Where we can't remember, wait, what is this? I noticed this. Oh, it's like a horny Japanese doll that Veronica gave me before she moved to LA. That's really cute. And she has like a huge collection of them,

but I took that one actually, cause it reminded me of you. It's like a huge collection of them, but I took that one actually cuz it reminded me of you It's like oh a bratty Yeah, dirty blonde girl with like devil horns who's like smoking a cigarette and has a pet cat. She's really cute Yeah, I was I was drawn to her right away And I'd like to know more Alaska Ronika has like different little costumes and hand just a little call those little pieces Yeah, you can put a different, you can give her kind of a,

oh, this one's cute, she's sad. And she has like, there's one where she has like vampire teeth. Yeah, I think that's the one that she's, oh my God, so cute. I love when anime girls have the one sharp tooth. Like I think that's so cute. But I was very hesitant to take this doll because I knew that if I took it,

I would become an anime doll girl. Like me. Yeah. And I was like, I don't need another like obsession. Well be careful, it's like a lot of parts around the kid. Don't let him play with that. And then he'll develop, then he'll become a weeaboo. Yeah, he'll turn into Mart. Exactly.

My son Mart. Exactly. If he looks at too much. That's what happened to me is I went on, yeah. The first- You got sissified. Yeah, the first erotic image I think I ever saw was when I was eight years old old on like AOL, like early internet.

And I really liked, I already was like showing, you know, had symptoms of this disease. Cause so I was really into saline. No, pretty sure. I wasn't. I know that's how I feel. I told you how like my shrink is always like pressing me to, to unlock, um, the memories of my childhood molestation. And my feeling about it is like, I think it probably didn't happen because I don't remember,

but if it did indeed happen and I repressed it more power to me and it's probably better that I don't plumb the depths of that trauma. Yeah, for what? Yeah, well, like, what's the point? But that's how Freudians are. They set you up in that type of scenario where they make you feel special and appeal to your, like, narcissistic, like, your negative narcissism, and they do it to everyone. Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Yeah, it's like fucking with a player. Like they, they literally go down the Rolodex girl and they do it obviously because they try the act. It's like seduction community shit. They try. It's like a volume game, whatever they try it on everyone. Yeah. And it's like 20% of people take the bait and then they got them on the hook forever because they want to talk about how They were like molested us kids. Yeah, or they implant a false memory and then they yeah like

Really have and you're like literally a replicant. Yeah So be careful out there an analysis. But anyway, what were you saying? So your first horny memory? Oh, yeah Well was the I was anime memory. I was looking up Sailor as Google didn't even because I said I don't know what I was, you know But I was like typing Sailor Moon into the same might sailor Jupiter my favorite sailor scouts sailor Jupiter was my favorite because She had brown hair like me before I became a natural And yeah, I somehow came upon a photo, a photo, a

illustration of Sailor Jupiter like bound and tied up like on the floor with her like Sailor Scout uniform like ripped open. Yeah, like in her brass. Just like the normal stuff you would encounter today by logging onto Twitter. Just yeah, the stuff I look at every day now. But yeah, when I saw this, I was like, oh my what? And I didn't, you know, I was like titillating,

but I didn't know why. And I like, yeah, it just marked me forever. Yeah. So yeah, all that is to say, just keep that horny doll. Away from the baby. Somewhere safe. Yeah. Cause then he'll be an analysis talking about.

Well, that's gonna happen regardless. Well, yeah. What's that they fuck you up your mom and dad and mess up all the dreams you had. What's that thing I'm talking about? No. There's like a little like limerick that I botched, but it begins with they fuck you up, your mom and dad.

Yeah. And then it has like a neat and tidy little like ending like an Alice Monroe story. No, actually I don't know. And then you become an online trad.