Red Scare - Hoezempic *TEASER*

Episode Date: March 16, 2023

The ladies discuss the Ozempic fad, Marianne Williamson announcing, and whether it's kosher to date a podcast bro.

I don't like racism anymore. I don't either, I'm kind of over it now. I feel like it's so, being a target of racism, I was like, oh, that's not my fault, I'm Russian. I know. Well, funny up here. Now I know what blacks and Asians are on about. I was like, what?

I was like, stop. This racism thing is, it doesn't feel so good to be on the other side of, actually. It's getting out of control. It's a real problem. I actually don't care about being the target of racism. I'm just too fragile and hungover to cope today. I can't, I was like, I can't do it.

Yeah. Stop being mean to me. My friend told me that the reason I was such a troubled and conflicted individual is because I'm a mishling of the lowest dog races. Wow. And I said, true, respect. I mean, I'm sorry, certainly, you know.

You're a little higher on the totem pole than me, no offense. Thank you. And you're more of a, Because I'm Baltic. Yeah, and you're more of like a pure breed. I'm very, yeah, the genetics. Homogenous. Very homogenous.

I think, yeah, my family's probably been in Belarus since the dawn of history. I think we were like probably always located there. Your ancestors were apes in Belarus. They were definitely some kind of like hunter gatherer. Just polishing arrowheads. What? Sailor told me something interesting about Baltic ancestry,

actually. How's he doing? This is a while ago. We've gone so long without mentioning sailor, mainly because we haven't done an episode. So I was hoping we wouldn't break that streak. He said a fun thing about Baltic ancestry is that it allows you to plausibly assert

you have ancestors who were Western hunter-gatherers, the original post-Ice Age inhabitants of Europe. Traces of their ancestry are vanishingly rare in most of Europe. They're having subsequently swamped by Anatolian farmers and Yamne'estep herdsmen, but they do show up in Baltics. I said, that is fun.

That is a fun thing about my Baltic heritage. Thank you. So you can possibly claim that you're like the Uber Euro. I guess. Is that what he's saying? Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. That's cool. Cannibal, probably. Peg-Pagan princess. Oh, my god. Fuck.

Oh, no. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, kill me, kill me, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm trapped in a hell of a hunter-gatherer. No, everything's going to be OK.