Red Scare - Holiday Loveline 2025

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

The ladies answer your burning love and sex questions just in time for the holidays!

We're back. We're back. I think that sounds good. Are we recording? We're recording. Oh, cool. We're making moves. We're clip farming.

We're moving into the clip farming. We're pivoting to video. It's so hard. I mean, this is so festive. Knock on wood. Because we know what happened last time. Yeah. True. Well, here's a question for you. How do you like keep the computer on? Because I think last time the computer just went dark and then I turned off. I turned off the screen saver. And then you can go in something called terminal. Yeah. Some of our coders might be familiar with this. And you can type in caffeinate. Okay. And that'll keep the system running.

Oh, okay. So we basically have to like prevent the computer from shutting down and then the video will be fine. That's amazing. We'll see. I got a new hard drive too because that was part of the issue. Oh, okay. Last time as well. That's fun.

That's fun. Good for you. Free. Oh, man. We're doing so amazing. I'm like matching your cushions. I knew I like felt like wearing the stress for a reason. Is it Miumu?

Yeah, it's like an old Miumu dress from 2019, which is the last year that Miumu or Prada was good. And the first year that I made any money. I think it's going. Okay. I'm sorry. What? Are you nervous? No.

I'm nervous about streamers. I feel like if you can't, I'll never be, I'll never have the stamina. To be a real streamer? I don't want to be a streamer, but just to keep up with the. attention economy people want short form video content yeah that goes viral yeah that goes viral yeah but don't you think that part of our cult appeal is that

we've historically been defiant and contrarian and like out of laziness mostly and haven't like gone the route which everyone else did which is like pivot to video yeah that'll save us I think it'll be worth it in the end yeah but we're doing a video for the holidays and to farm some clips

we also talk too slow right how are we supposed to talk really quick that's so annoying like Camille Pahlia can't you guys just put it at 1.5 speed

I think they do yeah it's your mic off yeah just worried no it'll be fine just traumatized from the technical difficulties of the past

this is what getting molested by Epstein must have felt like and then you try to reenter normal life and it's all over well it sucks how getting molested gives you a personality disorder that makes you not credible yeah that's true it's such a it's such a cash reliable and it's like are you know everyone's like you're crazy Yeah. No one believes you.

Yeah. And then you have to like resort to increasingly insane acts to get people to pay attention to you. Which diminishes your credibility once again. The cycle of suffering continues. It sucks to be me. All right. Well, should we take some questions? Yeah, let's do it. I think this is fine. It's a lot to, you know, because I want to work on my posture to.

Oh, no, true. How's my fun? We're back. We have a special guest. This is you, the listener. It's like you're here with your friends. It's so parisocial. Okay,

Hi, Thank you. With New Year's I'm I have a question about how to have faith

that you will find somebody with whom you will have amazing, mind-blowing sexual chemistry

after breaking up with the person with whom you had the best sex of your life ever.

I was in a relationship with a loser for two years who barely had a job and like was super jealous, was really shitty. Our relationship ended with some physical fighting and abuse and lots of screaming throughout. But we had like the most amazing sex. And after we broke up, I went on the usual breakup bender having sex trying to find

something that felt good and none of it felt as amazing. And he was so hot. And I feel like I will never be attracted to anybody else ever again. And I don't know how to conquer that fear and not feel absolutely devastated and depressed every time I go on a date and am inevitably disappointed. And for the context, I guess the breakup was like five months ago. Yeah, thanks. Ladies, you got to kiss some frogs before you find your friends. Yeah.

In the Manosphere community, we call that being alpha widowed. What does that mean? I hear that term all the time. It's when you have, when you get a, when a real alpha male leaves you in the dust. And no one else measures up. So you're like a widow. Yeah. Gotcha.

Um, but you can, you can probably have, find someone else to have sex with who's not a loser. Yes. But oftentimes people cultivate sexual charisma and prowess. Uh-huh. Because they're losers. Because they're compensating. And they're trying to like... They got to bring something to the table.

They are the table. They are the table, exactly. I just assumed for some reason, because this girl was Russian, that her ex-boyfriend is also Russian. But she didn't specify. That's just where my mind went. He sounds, he might have been criminal. Abusive.

My only advice is like we women have like a tendency to be dictumatized. So like if you like a guy enough, the sex is good. And whatever you think is good sex, there's always probably better sex on the horizon. So don't sell yourself short and don't rule it out. And eventually your libido will decline. And so it won't even matter. And hey, sex isn't even that important. Exactly.

I'm lying. It's a plus. But eventually it's not. Yeah. In the grand scheme of things. Yeah. I guess that's not really good advice. You're going to want somebody that you keep at it, you know?

Want to grow old with together. Mm-hmm. I feel like there's an Amy Schumer bit. Yeah. About how you don't want to marry the person who you have, like, the best sex with. Why? What's her? Well, sort of all of this, like, that they'll be, you'll be more likely to have great sex with, like, a dark triad type or something.

Right. I don't really believe that. Who's figured out, like, the optimal, like, come hither gesture to get that G spot rockin in because he's a jobless piece of shit. who's like cheating on you all over town. It needs to control you somehow. Yeah, it's probably, I mean, it's like sex is all in your head, by the way. Not all of it, but like at least 50 to 75% of it is psychological.

Yeah. So. And you can refine. This sounds to me like she's like just hasn't processed the end of the relationship and um, it's like missing him a lot even though he's, sucked. Brand chow. Hey, girls.

I'm 32. I met a man recently through a mutual friend, and we hit it off instantly. We really like each other, but he just got out of a serious relationship about six months back, and they split because he wants to be a dad, and she doesn't want to be a mom. Of course, you don't want the man. you're dating to talk badly about his ex, but he almost talks too highly of her. Like, that was the only problem they ever had. And I'm afraid he's still madly in love with her.

Can you guys please give me your thoughts? Thanks. Love you. I think people don't want their significant other to talk badly about their ex, because that's usually a sign they're still hung up. And if somebody is being overly nice and deferential about their ex, it could just be that they're compensating and trying to be polite because they're like emotionally mature and don't want to trash they X to their new BF or GF, right?

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I think it's okay to talk a little shit. Yes, provided that there's still, that there's no like residual. feelings, whatever, yeah. Which I guess is her concern. Yeah. But if this woman didn't want to have kids with her ex,

it's kind of like the big deal breaker. It's a pretty, and it's a little indicting of her character at least. Yeah. Or maybe she was onto something and you should break up with him. She didn't want to have kids with him specifically. Yeah. She's down to have kids with any other guy. Maybe if she was so great, you could upgrade too.

this is one of those more will be revealed things that you have to like use your intuition for I guess damn our advice sucks I know I mean these questions suck because they're like hard to give advice too because there's like not enough data and these are the best ones yeah so a lot of people have a hard time editing for interest yeah at least she was brief good for her all of these are I can tell why he loves you. You're not like the other girls. Can I have some more wine? Oh, yeah.

I'm also worried about the battery on this thing. Is that plugged in? It's not. But there's batteries in there. But I don't know how long they last. But hopefully if not, we can see there's the plug. Oh. Mm-hmm.

So we can like move it to the table. We could. Yeah. If we need to. I'll just keep an eye on it. Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. My hunch is that like he's just trying to be, he's trying to make himself look like the kind of guy who wouldn't talk shit about his ex to you.

Mm-hmm. Because if he'll talk shit about her to you, he'll talk shit about you to somebody else. When you inevitably break up with him. Yeah. Yeah. So he's like thinking ahead and playing 40 chess. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I guess it sucks if he, he should disparage his ex a little bit besides Yeah. Her not wanting to have kids with him. Right. Because if that really is the only thing, then he, the subtext is he's pining to have children with this woman. Right. So he should focus on her lack of maternal instinct, stuff like that.

True. Call her fat. Yeah, maybe she's fat. Okay, this one. Hi ladies, I love the pod. I'm gonna try and keep this brief. I'm 24 and I started transitioning at the end of high school. I started taking estrogen the day that I graduated.

And it's been about five years and basically I just don't have don't have any sex drive. Actually, that's not exactly true, but my sex drive is just feels like completely alien to me. And, you know, I want to be able to put out, and I kind of miss just being like a horny teenager, like a horny teenage boy. and I don't have any intentions of detransitioning. I just wish that I were a little hornier because I think that it would make life a bit more exciting. So I know you guys are up on your, I don't know, health hormone stuff. So if you have any advice, I'd love to hear it.

Thanks. Bye. Are we up on our health hormones? I feel like we're both of the mind that hormones are pretty mysterious. Yeah. That's why we don't recommend transitioning. I'm just now like getting a handle on my menstrual cycle at 40 years old. Like I just now figured out that like your progesterone spikes in the ludial phase. That's right.

That's the problem. Because the body is priming for pregnancy. and then when the egg does not get fertilized, you get your, then you become a huge bitch. Yeah. This is news to me. God bless our trans listeners that we still have. Like, God bless these people for sticking with us through our racism and sexism and transphobia.

God, and happy holidays and Merry Christmas, too. But yeah, you could see this. They really must be mentally. Yeah. I mean, you could have seen this coming, though. It's like obviously when you tamper with your God-given natural hormonal constitution it will create horrible first and second and third order effects that this one doesn't even sound so bad yeah like of course you're going to ruin your sex drive

that's one of the known um uh side effects of transitioning right and like they can't orgasm and they become sterile it's really bad well the sterility yeah yeah goes without saying. But they're also, so they're 24. They're like five years. Yeah. And, well, you'll never be as horny as a teenage boy. Sure.

That's always going to be, I think. Right. But you probably should as a 24-year-old. Be extremely horny. That's normal. Yeah. But the estrogen. Mm-hmm.

That's the stress hormone, by the way. Exactly. So that's why you got to work on lowering your cortisol. Yeah. Maybe try some ashoagand. or methylene blue here's a wild thought

a wild idea why not just like be a young guy who wears women's clothing sometimes and isn't on like hormones or getting a neopossey or whatever it's so crazy they don't want to be a third thing or even a first thing

I mean if you're going to be a secret third thing, right? Which is what like modern transgenderism is about. It's not like passing as the opposite sex. Then you have to, you know, do the Salomey thing and acknowledge that you're going to be like a muse of God or something.

Unic for the kingdom of heaven. Yeah, and you're not going to be like, you know, a typical horny young person. Yeah, maybe God's taken your sex drive away to free you from the wages of sin

silver lining and really sex is just a big distraction from I don't know other kinds of fulfillment from procreative sex which you're not having anyway yeah they want I mean

it doesn't sound like they've maybe had the bottom surgery yeah I'm assuming no so basically you want to have like Anals you're not feeling driven to have anal sex. Yeah, which is a sin to begin with. Chasers. Mm-hmm. I wouldn't recommend detransitioning because as it turns out, those people are even more annoying than the trans people.

So you're kind of shit out of luck. It's like once the damage is done. Yeah. But maybe, yeah, try it. Mm-hmm. See how it feels not being on estrogen? Yeah. And maybe, yeah, I'm going to second what you said and try just being like a hyper-effeminate guy.

Yeah, a dandy. Sure. And maybe you'll find yourself wanting to get railed out. Right. By a D.L. Boop. It's very interesting because they do have the impulse to understand that they're missing out on something, you know. Like, they're not purely. asexual, you would think that if you had no sex drive, you wouldn't really miss sex or care about it.

Right. Anyway, whatever, I'm going down like a, I'm a stoner in it, so I'm going down an esoteric, like, wormhole. I was walking around the other day, high as fuck, and I saw one of those, like, fiber, like, recycled fiber to-go coffee trays, like, upside down in a puddle, and I thought it was a scary Venetian mask. Like eyes might shut. Oh my God.

The Illuminati are speaking to me. Give up your inquiries. Yeah. And she does smoke weed in that movie actually. That's what adults do. That's what sets everything in motion. Mm-hmm. Is the weeds making you aggressive, he says?

Mm-hmm. You ever do edibles? Yeah, all the time. All the time. That's crazy. Anna. I know. I know.

It's so gay and pathetic. It's just in this, at this point in your life? I know. I know. I know. It's so predictable. I remember frowning upon various boomers. I know who love to like to choke up.

Like smoke a joint or whatever. I don't even know. What's your preferred way of? ingesting canada. I mean, I like the edible because it's like quick and painless, but it takes forever to like act.

I don't really like smoking it because you just like hack and cough everywhere. Yeah, and you smell bad. And you smell bad and it's unpleasant, but that's fast. I don't know, I don't really care. Whatever. The edible's just too hard.

The dosage. Yeah, that's true. There's an episode from years ago where I accidentally took like a 75 milligram edible. Wait, I think that was me. Was it both of us did it? Maybe. Yes.

This was like I found a gummy randomly and didn't know what the dosage was and really stupidly just like ate it. And then I remember sitting on like my bedroom floor being like I can't even. Yeah. I gotta go do the podcast. Yeah, yeah. But it was probably indistinguishable from the other episodes where I also can't remember what I'm saying. Yeah. No, there was also an episode where I ate like a chocolate edible that Leia had that I thought was a bonbon. It was like high A-F for like two and a half days.

I think as long as you don't have like a pipe or a bong, you're kind of, you're in the clear. If you're not investing in paraphernalia. I'm just a 40-year-old stoner. What? Nothing. Just way too much. skirt. This is a scor.

Oh, yeah. So there's like bills. So those shorts. It's so funny. One of the funniest things about this moment is that they've like stopped completely tailoring clothing or sewing linings into everything. But they do sew like underpants and everything. Everything is a skirt.

Which is annoying because when you're trying to get like felt up. Oh. Right. And there's like shorts up in there. It's because the garment's so unstructured. That's true. Yeah. but it's nice for

modesty it was modest outfit Christian woman okay this one it's interesting the sound quality is not good but I love the pod

a long time listener for some callers sorry I'm cooking dinner right now I just got married this summer and 29 years old I didn't with my husband for about seven years. So it was kind of like a long time coming, super happy.

He's like the best guy ever. But this fall I started taking this like diving, like stoneboard driving class. And I have this instructor who's like literally like a 16 year old boy. And I like can't stop thinking about it. I keep so mature and I have a crush on a 16 year old boy What do I do? Should I drop the diving class?

I'm really enjoying it Yeah, okay, goodbye Thank you. She's got a crush on her 16 year old diving instructor Cool I mean what are you going to do? Yeah, I guess you could fuck him

blow up your marriage I'm going to I'm going to say don't do that it's not worth it and just you know sometimes you meet a young person and

she should get pregnant I think she has displaced maternal maybe she's horny for her 16 year old diving instructor because she wants a baby so bad

because she feels some affinity with a younger she's 29 which isn't I bet he is hot he does sound hot why is a 29 year old woman going a 16 year old boy to teach her how to dive what sounds like a good movie honestly

I know um and she's been she's recently married but she's been with her boyfriend for a while seven years yeah so she was 22 when they met That's a good run

So still older than her crush Uh huh I think it'll pass You just gotta Yeah I mean What are you You can't have sex

With your diving instructor I mean you could It's just not worth it And probably a bad idea And nothing good Might be illegal Yeah that's true She might be a New York Post

Headline Mm-hmm That's cool Something to think about um yeah sign of life at least you have a libido so true so just put it out of your mind i think what you're going to want to do yeah dacha you're going to want to um put a damper on the libido by having a baby which will lay you out for a few months

but that's probably i mean yeah obviously like when you get married you're going to meet other people that you find sexually attractive of some children maybe you can do about it but the idea behind marriage is that you can't and you tell me you can't stray yeah i guess you're not supposed to but i guess if i was going to have an affair on my husband i wouldn't do it with like an underage person maybe that's the best person to do it with so you can gaslight so you can manipulate them yeah but I'm sure he's attractive but I feel like something else is going on yeah I agree yeah good luck mm-hmm ain't no 16 year old boy that attractive I don't I mean unless he's like white

trash or from the hood in which case he's not a diving instructor well maybe he's he's a diver so he's got probably a good body true but no in general I don't find zoomers for the most part to be I guess maybe because when I was young and I saw older like teens and young adults they were usually portrayed by actual adults right even on euphoria like all those people are 30 basically yeah so when you think of a sexy teen unless you're like a true epiphyophile you're usually thinking about like an adult that's teen presenting

it's so true yeah and actual teens are kind of like and when you see an acne ridden and skinny fat clammy yeah um showered you're like duh yeah like oh that little kid weird little kid

I see like um college undergrads now and I'm just like damn you're what are you in kindergarten I'm like, Okay. Hi, Anna and Dasha. I hope you're well.

My question is about my boyfriend of three years. I'm 22 now, and we've been together since I was 19. And our relationship is pretty solid. Like, we care by each other a lot. love each other or whatever. But, like, a recurring issue that I have in the relationship is that he has this really close girlfriend, which is fine, I guess.

Not super thrilled about it, but whatever. The problem is that he constantly makes jokes with her on Instagram about, like, her weight and, like, eating disorder type jokes. like it'll be an Instagram reel of like a fat girl eating a bunch of pizza and he'll like tag her in the commerce and be like this is like you so you ha ha or like a pig

real he'll like tag her or like you know tag her in his Instagram story and say like don't eat too much tonight and first of all to way skinnier than me, which is already fucked up. And I feel like I don't have to explain

why like those type of jokes would like piss me off beyond that. It's like, it's just like makes me mad because why are you doing this with another girl? And I told this to him a bunch of times.

He doesn't care. So my question is basically like is there any other way to get back at my boyfriend other than starving myself until I'm way way skinnier than this girl

thanks love you bye yeah there is it's called breaking up with him so he can go be with the girl that he really wants to be with what is that I don't know that's so he gay it seems so gay yeah

to be like this old pig is you yeah it sounds like a it's like a flirty it's a flirtation right yeah yeah and like what does i am curious like what does he say and she's like why are you i would freak out yeah i'd be like what do you what do you yeah what do you what do you what do you mean yeah true and i think men and women can be friends yeah but they just shouldn't do stuff like this no especially if she's skinnier.

You men and women can't be friends, but not with anyone thinner than your girlfriend. That's the rules. I don't make them. So true. Yeah. Yeah, he's got to cut this bitch loose or you have to dab. Yeah, that ain't right. Because other people can see that on Instagram.

Yeah. They see him a reel of a girl. You know what you mean? It doesn't gay. I remember years ago, I forgot even what the image was, but Maddie posted like a picture on on Instagram and Eli liked it or commented on it. Yeah. And people were like speculating that he was cheating on me and secretly in love with Maddie.

He left like a fire emoji. Yeah, yeah, that's what it was. And I was like having a laugh over it because love him both to death. and I think they love each other in their own weird way, but they literally just like hate each other. They would not be compatible, yeah. But your man just shouldn't be so active on, he shouldn't have me posting stories, honestly.

There's no reason. Why are you as a man posting an Instagram story? Or commenting on another girl's, yeah. I think like if you're in a relationship, you shouldn't comment on other women's tweets or Instagram posts or stories or TikToks or anything unless you're howling mutant

and then you have like heart blanche to sexually harass anyone and possibly even rape her in the street and it just it's not a very funny bit like being like oh don't eat too much it's like it's actually kind of like a gross and pathetic bit because maybe the guy is horny for his female friend I don't know sounds like

like it, right? Yeah. Or gay. Or gay. And it sounds like she you know, possibly actually has an eating disorder that she's pretending to be like casual and ironic about. Yeah, maybe.

I don't know. Yeah. I would put my foot down. Me too. Yeah. So this is the healing thing. Okay. Okay. Hi Anna and I'm Dasha.

I would say my dilemma is kind of navigating my new found independence and freedom. I moved to L.A. straight out of high school about a year ago, and I've been doing pretty good. You know, I've not been close to being homeless from the streets at all. And I've been doing really good in school. The only thing is that I've been pretty loaded and home. high and on drugs the entire time I've been here. And I just wanted to know if, like, you know, is there something I should do about this right now? You know, I'm young.

I have my whole life ahead of me to get sober and clean. I'm not even 20. So, you know, do I, like, do something about this now or wait in later in life when it's, like, something I can grapple with and have way better financial gain over or do I like do that now can I record this fuck ah the faggots dilemma so he's doing pretty good except he's on drugs the whole time but besides that he's doing pretty good so he's actually homeless on the street and he doesn't even know I'm doing so good now. I'm not even having bear back sex anymore.

Except I'm super loaded. I think wait to get sober. Why now? He might do something stupid and end up killing himself by accident. But, you know, in that case, that's just God's will, God's plan. He won't take you before you're ready. We'll miss you a little bro. It sounds like he's not down so bad.

It sounds like he's a high functioning, maybe even addict. My only advice to him is that he should just hoard as much money as possible. While he has. And like invest it well. I don't know how to invest money. Well. And I don't understand how crypto works, but. He's a student.

Yeah. So he should start like making bank. to sustain his drug addiction. I never get sober, but make sure you have the means to stay loaded. And the way I see it is he's not even 20s, he's 19. He's 19. That's a great age.

I was on drugs all the time when I was 19. And yeah, so true. But were you calling into shows, ranting and raving about how you were on drugs? I didn't have, I didn't listen to it. doesn't even listen to this podcast. The way I see it is like most people are pretty good up until like 37, 38, and then you crash out and become a sober guy or you die. Or you hit rock bottom early on, in which case you have to get sober.

And that'll be a fun new chapter of your life being a sober guy in 13 years or whatever. Yeah. But right now I feel like gay guy in L.A. sobriety is just going to hinder you. He's like, actually, I'm straight. Yeah, it's just going to be an impediment at this juncture. Yeah. You want to be nice and delusional to make moves in L.A.

as a gay guy. Well, it's an up-and-coming gay guy. It's an up-and-coming homosexual in the Los Angeles metro area. They're like, what do you have going on? What do you do? It's like, oh, I'm a producer. I'm a director. I'm a comedian.

I'm a stand-up comedian. I'm an investor. I'm an up-and-coming gay guy. I'm a gay drug addict and I'm doing amazing. Yeah, 19's so young. You can... So true. You're going to have your whole life to get sober.

Ooh. Good luck. And then you can get like me and start doing drugs again when you're 40. Yeah. I wonder what he's on. Yeah, math. What are gay guys on? Pote.

Pills? Yeah. pills. He's not a stoner. That's for sure. I don't think so. That's not even a drug. Okay. This one's all right. All right. So I am 29 gay male American currently working in tech in Estonia. Not loving it. I got to say the dating thing here is really tough for me. Everyone's an adult male blonde. not my thing. I'm not really their thing either.

So, you know, I've been traveling around Europe of it this year. And, like, every time I go to, like, Paris or, like, a big city and I go out with somebody, like, I, it's always easy for me to make a connection. And it's, like, all good on paper, but then we live so far away. And then the guys I meet here in Estonia is just, like, it's not going to work. So I guess my question is, like, do you think this? a viable way to meet a partner because I'm trying to like meet my guy and my partner. Um, and like to, and I've met a lot of guys abroad. Like I've traveled a lot where like I click,

but you know, and we've had like, I don't know, days, weeks where we text or try to keep in touch and then it doesn't really pan out. So like historically it hasn't worked. But um, maybe it could. What do you think? Um, should I focus on trying to find like an interesting? international here in Estonia or someone here or somewhere else in Europe where I might want to live or should I just go back to the East Village, pack it up.

Thank you. Yeah, very much for you to be. Thank you. Aw. Aw. You're not going to like what I'm going to say next because you're a gay guy, so it's just not going to work ever for you. No, that's not true.

Maybe not long term, but he could find a boyfriend. You can have a boyfriend. I mean, he's asking if, he's asking if it's viable for him to keep seeking love connections through international travel. And it's like, we can't answer that question for you. It's like you have to let the data do the talking. Do you, are you finding love connections?

It sounds like, yeah, if he goes to Paris or something. He wants something more long term. What's wrong with Estonia? I bet there's hot guys in Estonia. They're probably neo-Nazis. Hot. Hot. Kind of a pagan baltoid vibe.

He doesn't like the male blonde, which... Yeah, I get it. I get it. Yeah, that's not a fave for the ladies. But low-key, he's also kind of bragging about how he's in Estonia, I feel like. Is he... Is it a brag to be in Estonia? Kind of.

Hmm. Like for work. Yeah. I feel like it's a brag to be like somewhere... exotic for work. Right. I mean, I don't know how it is in Europe. I haven't been back in a while,

but they have those like 27 Euro Ryan Air flights, right? So he can just like jet set around. Yeah. And the problem is less like meeting people. It's like less Estonia and less meeting people internationally than like not really like having a home base, I guess. Yeah. Right?

if you're not planning to live in Estonia long term, which it sounds like he's not. Why even try to put down roots and do the Euro flight

to a more swarthy locale. Paris is good. Rome. Mekinos. Whatever, yeah. Aren't there Russian guys in Estonia? I would assume there's like residual Russian. Russian. population.

There are. Maybe considering a Russian point. They don't always look so good. Yeah. But, you know, his Russian pronunciation is pretty good. So. I haven't been to Estonia. Yeah.

I don't really claim that part of my ancestry. But my impression of it is that it's cool. Yeah. And other people are probably pretty good looking on average. Yeah, I'd be curious to see. I've been to Latvia and people are pretty busted over there. Really? My mom calls the Baltic states. Like, she says they're all like, she said it was a higher ethnic category. Yeah, yeah, but she says that they're basically all Germanics and Nazis, which might be true. They definitely are, yeah. Because they are under German influence. They're not like.

And they did convert. They were like the last. I feel like I should switch this cord because it's I'm just going to do it What's going on with the cord? Oh, whoa, okay I think that's better I think that's working

I don't know how they do it Anna The streamers? Yeah They probably have unpaid interns Well they also just street It's just one kind of thing Yeah. They probably had somebody set it up for them.

You think? Yeah. Do you think? I mean, they're also like young men, so they're like inherently tax-sabby in a way that we're not. You think clavicular has tech problems? Who is that guy? He's a look-smaxing influencer?

Yeah. But he's sort of right-wing because in order to be looks-maxed, you have to be right-wing? Is that the idea? I don't know. Yeah. Okay. He doesn't care about politics.

He only cares about looking his best. And he does bone-smashing. What is that? mean it's when you hit you punch your face okay or hit it with um like a hammer to do what to well if you're a man and you want more definition okay so what clavicular does is he punches his own face until it becomes inflamed and then puts makeup on okay so that he looks kind of more chatted he should get a drinking habit it makes your face look really poppy.

I, yeah. It's amazing. What being an alcoholic can do for you. He says a lot of people he don't know how to bone smash properly.

I'm sure. But he has some technique. And yeah, he's like a streamer. And he's super popular. And everyone's watching him and not us. So what does he talk? about in his stream, like looks maxing. Yeah. Nothing else. Yeah. I'm going to check the side. He looks good. Maton, clavicular. Yeah. Damn. I'm like halfway to the grave. It's over for me.

Exactly. This is, I know. And we can't even do this. It's over. And I can't even sit here and be like condescending and a bitch to these young guys who are like making waves. because I have no idea, like it's just way over my head. You don't even know who they are. But even when I learn, it's just like too much for me. And they're only like the next gen. There's going to come in another gen after that. I know. That's going to make them feel like dopey and old.

I feel like it's a little bit of a, this is cope, but like a recession indicator. Because I feel like podcasts are good for people who have jobs. Right. Where they have to do something. They're commuting or they are performing. some tasks so they need like just something to listen to right but now no one has no job yeah so they want to watch a streamer so they don't feel so lonely yeah and they don't leave their house or like have a job or go to school they're just like looks maxing in their mother's basement forever

clavicular is doing good yeah he's like the main looks maxer oh oh I'm gonna put that up You haven't seen him? I know what he looks like. I've seen him around. You've seen him. Yeah. I would be scared, honestly, to meet him. But he's like a guy who was like naturally hot to begin with.

No. Oh, okay. No. All right. Anna, no, he transformed himself. He ascended. Oh, sorry. This guy's, oh yeah, this isn't him, but this is another guy.

I just opened up TikTok. Fixed his asymmetry. I've seen that real. You have. Well, I personally like having asymmetry. Me too. Because it's just like more natural. I think Kovicero is wrong.

And we're like yin and yang where like my asymmetry matches yours. Don't smash. Let's see. He didn't used to be hot. But then he got contact lenses and plastic surgery. He bones smashed. He did his own surgery. Peptides.

Our hot zoomer guy friends should get into that. Like they probably are. They probably already are smashing the damn bones in their face. But we, yeah, women shouldn't probably do it at all. No. No, we should just become alcoholics. I feel like I look as good as possible. Yeah, you look amazing.

Your skin looks great. That could look better. But like what can I even get bangs? Yeah. I don't know. I'm getting a head transplant. I don't know how to ascend more than this. I'm maxed out.

I have looks maxed and this is it. I guess I could get breast implants. Nah. Could be fun. You know me. I'm a small titty truther. I think they look better and men don't care and whatever. I appreciate that, Anna.

It's just so true. It's not necessarily true, but. men do care ish sometimes your tits have to be in like the normal range they can be on the small side or on the big side but they can't be like

you know like some girls have just like concave titties and then some girls have just like you need a breast reduction and usually looks better I know people of them the meme is that sometimes your tits are so big that it looks grotesque and monstrous

Well, even when I like in my, sometimes in my luteal phase, my tits got a little bigger and I feel fat. So true, yeah. You know, I'm like, I want them to go back down. Yeah, you're never going to win as a woman. So you might as well die. You should kill, that's my advice. You should all kill yourself. Should all commit suicide.

Riley and I got in a fight because he was like, why don't you guys do like a live calling? show. And I was like, it's too hard. We did that once, right? We've done the space. No, we've never done like live. Right.

Yeah. Because you need someone to screen the calls. Right. Yeah. Because we'd be like Nick Fonda's taking super chats, like putting the gun in our mouth. Yeah. We could get up in a studio and have some like,

we have to go Frasier mode. Yeah. And have the little, the mic rig that looks like. like a BBC like hanging like this it's always like this yeah we have to go on one of those shows where they like bully only fans girls yeah to take the calls whatever yeah he's like so you're both washed up 40 year old horse yeah yeah totally like agreeing with everything he says we're like mm-hmm he's like what you're um um um

Okay. Hi, girls. Long-time listener here. So I've been dating my boyfriend for two years now. He asked my parents for a blessing to propose about five months ago. And he got their blessing. And then he sort of told him not to propose yet because he decided to. move to Germany to do his MFA and he asked me to come with him and then I went to visit

and I liked it you know I liked the Australians and the Germans there was cool but ultimately I want to live in New York and I don't want to live there he wants to keep fighting for it and making it work doing long distance but I'm having a hard time remaining a loyal, I guess. But he wants to marry me, and he's a great guy. Should I just, you know, mature and fuck it up and stop being horny? I'm 25. Or should I just end things now before I end up being married and depressed?

And I'm Catholic. He's not, but he's willing to get married in the Catholic Church. and that's why I want to get married yeah I don't know what do you guys think oh happy holidays Merry Christmas love you guys

bye What? Wait look what it just did What? What? No, no you say something Watch it up Uh

Testing No What the fuck? What is that? Because I think it's like a Catholic marriage question. So the eye of God was like, doctor, why don't you wait? Not really. She sounds like she's cheating on her.

Yeah, she is. She's a whore. I don't know what to do. How do we fix it? Oh, shit. Fuck. Oh, my God. No.

Is that fine? Does it working? I turned on the like it does have like AI tracking and I turned it on because I thought it would maybe make the video more dynamic but then it wasn't working until just then. How does AI tracking work? I mean ideally it's like yeah it like follows every person who's speaking. Is that okay? Should I adjust it? It's probably fine.

Hello? Hello? Hello? Okay, so your boyfriend is getting an MFA in Germany. You don't want to marry him because he wants to marry you. Classic. Well, she doesn't want to live in Germany, but he's just getting an MFA. He was getting him MFA.

This is Cope. Yeah, she's over it. Yeah, she doesn't want to marry him because the minute that he asked her parents for permission, it was over. Yeah. Because she was like a Simp faggot. She was confronted with the reality. I don't know what to tell, like, young people who are, like,

facing down the situation what do you mean like remember that tweet you had where you were like oh it's like too late for me but if you blah blah blah like you have to take desperate measures to reach someone I think it's probably like just good to get married when you're young and stick it out and have kids and then you can like get divorced when you're like my age and write an article in the New York Times really Atlantic about it yeah you could write a and that ship has sailed for me because I was too retarded and selfish to figure it out. So I don't know.

Like, I can't advise young people. But my instinct is like, yes, get married and have kids. And then figure it out later. You think she should? Um, I mean, is she really going to find a better guy? You think so. I don't know. What's he getting on MFA for?

Yeah, who knows? You can find someone that has more. Classics, faggatory. Who knows? Well, MFA is like fine art. Oh, right. Oh, he's an artist. She'll leave him.

Yeah. You found the one straight guy who's an artist? She wants to marry. You can go, girl. I mean, I get it. Germany sucks. I don't think it's about Germany, though. She's just not that into him and doesn't want to marry him,

and that's brutal. It's going to suck for him, but you should dip. No comment. I think, um, while she can. Yeah, I mean, she's young enough that she has a couple of years to, like, fuck around and figure it out. Definitely. Don't let your boyfriend get in the way of you meeting your husband.

So true. You know? Yeah. Another thing my mother always used to tell me, like, oh, boyfriend, girlfriend, this does not matter. It's fake. It's true. You can even break up a marriage if you want. It's like this kind of vibe. It's true. It's true. When you're like a boyfriend or a girlfriend, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Well, people love to say that I cheated on my fiancé. But I'm like, a fiancé is just another person you didn't get married to.

That's not a sacramental bond. Sorry. So you're admitting that you cheated. So did she? She said she's having a hard time staying loyal. Right. Yeah. I mean, I think like the thing is everybody cheats at the end of a release.

relationship. It's also, it feels like comicosey style to call into the show because it's like once these clips start going with these amazing clips start going viral, it's over for your relationship anyway. Dasha said that you should cheat on your fiance because they're not, that's not your husband. Technically. But it sounds like she's already, she's way ahead of me.

So true. And yeah, usually if you do something like that, it's a sign that you need to re-evaluate. Okay. So my question is, how do you think I should look forward with hookups from Grindr? Because in the moment when I'm talking to these guys, I feel so confident, so liberated. And during the act, I feel so liberated as well. But then right after, I feel very.

I feel very shameful and don't know how to feel ultimately. I feel like a lot of shame. What do you recommend I should do? Should I get off the apps? Should I? Yeah, because like I live in the middle of Florida. Like there ain't a lot of those trade here. But what do you guys recommend?

Thanks. Have a good day, guys. Hey, Anna, Dasha. I'm just calling into your holiday podcast to ask what you recommend is like the best way of having gay stuff. It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose. What? Before I have the gay sex and while I'm having the gay sex, I feel so good. And then afterward, I'm like, oh my God, I just committed biblical sodomy.

I should just kill myself. it's not about the apps babe also why do our all of our callers sound kind of trans and we also sound kind of trans yeah it's the it's the ecosystem we've built I think the apps are part of it because he's having basically anonymous sex and he's horny before

and then he nuts and has post-net clarity which isn't even unique to the gay experience. Right. Sure isn't, no. But he's in Florida. That sounds like a great place to have anonymous gay sex. If I was a gay guy looking to have anonymous gay sex, that's where I would go. I would go to landlocked Florida, not even like Miami Beach. Yeah. I would go into like true detective season one, like Carcosa territory. When I'm unlocking my front. door and going on sniffies. I feel so liberated.

But then afterwards, I keep using the apps if you want to have gay sex. It seems like the path of least resistance. What do you want? What's the question? What was the question? Should he use the apps? I mean, it's going to be the same either way, right?

What, because he gay? Yeah. Like, yeah. So you may as well, right? Yeah. I'd stick it out. Yeah. And maybe you'll find the one.

Maybe like don't, you don't need to quit grinder, but you can try to have, like, diversify and have sex with people in other ways. And maybe that will be more fulfilling. That's great advice. That's very creative. Yeah. But in a pinch, grinder probably works. Okay, this is a good one. Okay.

Yeah, scary. So I was looking for some boy advice. I started seeing this guy recently, and he is so perfect. Like, just the perfect guy for me. But I worry that he's not that into me, and he doesn't seem to want to make it official. So I've been kind of trying to prove myself to him in order to make him want me. And my love language is active service. So recently he mentioned to me that he needed his tiles to be redone in his bathroom.

And I offered to do the grout on them, like to sprout them. I had never done it before, but he just didn't really didn't want to do it himself. And I was over at his house. like, well, trying to try new things. And I redid his grout for him. And then afterwards, his friends came over, and he were all going to go in his hot tub, but I couldn't go in because I hadn't worn gloves

when I redid the grout. And my hands were all, like, raw and scrubbed. And I just, like, felt so stupid. I was like, why did I do that? Because, you know, I really want to be his girlfriend, but I don't think he wants me. so I felt really a shame after

and I was just wondering if you leave telling me advice for getting a kid of your boyfriend without having to do the grout in their bathroom and if you had any comforting words for someone who was just on those

yeah I think a long time found out of the pod and sorry you got canceled Dasha for all here in Philadelphia thanks oh Dasha have tinsel on her phone. I have amazing advice for her.

Yeah. You're retarded and don't ever do that again. And now he's not going to be your boyfriend because as re-grouting. The Real Housewives of Moscow article says you should never like buy a man big, important gifts because then you become his mommy versus his lover, which is so true. Like you don't want to do that kind of thing. You definitely don't want to retile someone's bathroom. Yeah.

You're coming out as a lesbian. If you want to win a man's heart, no offense. I hate to say this because I'm a very honest and sincere and straightforward person. When I like somebody, my like instinct is to just be like nice and normal. But like you have to, you know, be a little bit chill and cool and play hard to get. It's the only thing that works. Definitely. Not too, like you can't be like a sociopathic evil whore.

But you shouldn't be simping. so much that you're doing grout work. That's not. Surely there's more feminine acts of service. Why don't you make him dinner or something? Yeah, make him out nice bolognays or like, I don't know, buy him some slippers. Like, why do you have to retrial his bath? It's crazy.

It's crazy. In that article, if you remember, this young woman asked. Was this a recent article? It was from a few months ago. She was like, oh, like, I really. want to buy my boyfriend a new top sports car and

this older woman was advised her against it because you don't want to do anything like yeah it's like you don't want to act as your boyfriend's like financial advisor or like life coach because her hands were mangled from laying tongue

how do you even know how to do that do you know what your love language is? What are my options what are the options okay it's gift giving yeah well there's two like there's the ones that you like to give and the ones you like to receive right so there's gift giving physical touch words of affirmation quality time and what's the other one do you know no we can look this up What are yours? Are like receiving acts of service and words of affirmation.

Huh. Okay. Are probably tied. Interesting. I'm a QT, QT. But I like giving gifts. Don't care about receiving that. You like gift.

Gift giving is up there, I think, for you. Yeah. But I don't really like care about. Receiving. Yeah, because I'm at the stage in life where I can just like cop whatever I want. But I do like, I like acts of service. Acts of service for me is major. I think a lot.

lot of women like acts of service some yeah and then i i like when a man comes in like makes my life easy for me exactly makes executive decisions without consulting you that's a very good good touch acts of service gifts oh no that's five i did name all of them um words of affirmation are major for me though what do you what do you need a man to say to you just i'm pretty smart special like you know i mean Sure. I love to hear that too. Unique. Yeah.

I'm so sick in the head that when a man is like, you're so beautiful, you're so sexy, you're so funny. I'm like, what do you want from me now? No, I like to hear it. Yeah, it's nice to hear. It's unusual, yeah. No, it's not unusual, actually. It's like totally commonplace, but I'm like still stunned by it every time it happens. Like, what?

But an act of service I love. I mean, I value Riley so much because he's so able-bodied and can, like, actually do things I can't do for myself. Yes, that's important. But even, like, getting me a beer or, you know, even just something smaller, it's like, oh, will you go, you know?

Oh, he's willing to go and get the beer for me. You know how, like, there's, like, allegedly all these different sex positions, but they can basically be, like, reduced down to three. There's allegedly all the... these foot? I think I should shift this over. It's so fucked up.

I look fat. You want me to shift it? Yeah, sure. Which is the where we're centered in the frame. Okay. There's allegedly all these, I'm just going to monologue. Whatever, love languages, but they basically can be reduced down to two, which is quality time and affirmation. Yeah.

Well, yeah. Does this thing? move around on its own? I turned it off, but then it did it again, and I don't know why. But now I think it should be, it shouldn't move again. Right, because if you're having

quality time, you're probably having the physical intimacy too. Right. And like, you like spending time with each other. It's really, yeah, about the like material versus the qualitative versus quantitative. Yeah. Ultimately.

I need man to buy me nice ham bag. Some bitches really do. And Cardier bracelet or I know love him. I cheat on him with other men. In the African American community, men pay for your

hair and nails. Which white people do not do so much and they should. Do you think they should? I feel like, no. No, I feel like black people actually have that one thing. That one thing. That's the one thing they're messing up with. Because it is nice when

man like like wants you to look pretty and he takes care of you I get the principle behind it but like the whole idea of like heterosexual courtship and attraction is that you want to show up like all like you want him to like wow like right how do you do it he's paying for it he knows how you do it oh god nothing it's all it's fine it's all good I'm doing too much. You're like one of those like quivering animals and like a Sarah McLaughlin

ASPCA. I'm just doing too much and we're going to figure out another way to do it. Yeah. We'll get one more person. We'll get one more person. Oh, who texts in me. No, it's true. You want you don't want to demystify

true by putting a price point on how expensive it actually is. to make yourself presentable. Whatever. You want them to think you're naturally. I think like the, low maintenance. The implicit expectation is like the man is going to pay for a bunch of other shit.

So you may as well just like, that's the sunk cost of being a woman. You've got to pay for her own hair and nails. It really is. And it's so expensive to get a man. Any other way? But some, yeah, some bitches really do want. the gifts. That is true, yeah. Not

me, not me. No, I mean, I think we're both very like American in that way and that we're not materialistic. We're not like other Russian wars. We're not golden. Okay.

Yeah, look how cute. So cute. Hi, ladies. Big fan of the podcast and I was just wondering if you have any new year's resolutions thanks bye anna um new year's resolutions no smoking weed what i'm gonna keep smoking weed you're gonna keep smoking weed um do you have any new year's resolutions i'm tapped out i'm with you i'm pretty much like i think i've done it all the thinnest and hottest i'm ever going to be it's only downhill from here

I have a beautiful kid. Don't really worry about that so much. What else is left? I mean, I'd like to get pregnant. Yeah, I would do. It's not. That sounds like something I'm resolved to do.

I'm kind of in a Jesus take the wheel. Way in that regard. I mean, I'm going to like really try to, I guess, lock in. I'd like to taper off benzos once and for all. It's a good resolution. Yeah. No, I do want more kids, but that's not really a resolution.

That's more of a... You can't. That's not something you resolve to do. But I can aid myself in my fertility journey by not... By tapering off of benzos, yeah. Not having a chemical dependency. Which I'm making progress. Uh-huh.

Like how? Just, I've been, I cut the pills in half and take a lot. Because you can't squeerly quite cold turkey. Mm-hmm. Because you'll have a seizure. and die or something. It's just too hard. You, like, have nightmares.

You can't, it's, you get more anxious. Oh. Um, so that's based, that's, yeah. You know what my nearest resolution is? Actually, it just dawned on me. I would like to stop saying like so much and literally and just like stupid filler words and just speak directly and effectively and not be like and, uh, literally like to be like to be honest.

That's a really good one. Yeah. Yeah. I'm also going to stop being so, like, doing the female thing of, like, is there any chance, like, the qualify in an email or something where you're being too, like, if possible or blah, blah, blah. I just ask, like, being more direct. Yeah, because that's actually, people really respond well to that.

Yeah. Especially if you're like. So I'm like, um, is there any way maybe you could? Uh-oh. Hi, Riley. Hey. Hey. Yeah.

Do you want to come on the show? No. No? Hell no. Okay. I can't see you because of our huge tree. Riley. Riley.

Do you have any New Year's resolutions? Yeah, what's your New Year's resolution, Riley? Okay, you think you think about it. You let us know. Right. I'm also clip farming. What does that mean? Like making fit short form video content.

Oh, okay. I saw them in the mirror. I just want to adjust to, yeah, I'd like to grow our business. Yeah. Well, that's easy. And maybe, yeah, iron out some of the kinks I'm having with a video production.

Yeah, it's like, it's, um, simple but not easy because we have to stop being like lazy pieces of shit but mainly habitual stuff yeah like I would just like to stop like hedging and caveating

when I speak because it's unappealing and disingenuous and gay yeah it's like such a baked and habit I don't know how to stop doing it well do you remember in 2020 when my New Year's resolution was to wash my hands

more and then COVID happened. Yeah. So I'm pretty cautious. Yeah. With the resolutions because I feel like careful what you wish for. Right. Yeah. Well, how can this one backfire? I don't know. Maybe did it shift? No, it's fine. Okay. Maybe I won't like being a clip farmer. Maybe I'll be too successful. And I'll be sorry. Okay.

Hi, ladies, hope you're well. I'm just calling it a bit of a follow-up to the last love line. I was the guy who called because my boyfriend and I weren't sure who wanted to do surrogacy or adoption or whatever. You give me some really good advice, but the piece of advice that really stuck with me was something that Dasha said, which was to get a monkey. So that's what we did. We went to do.

And visited all the monkeys, saw the orangutans, and we sponsored her orangutan in my name. And like, that's been lovely. We've been seeing her. He's 57. She's great. So she's a whole time left, but whatever. That's divulge me has a bit of obsession with orangutans for me. And now I want to go to Malaysia-in-Numisia to save the orangutans.

Like a mission trip. because it's like a calling. So, what do I do to convince my boyfriend to go with me? Because he doesn't want to go because, like, the whole gay thing and, like, whatever. And he's more of a homebody. So I don't know. How do I convince him that I need to get out there and be with the orangutans? That's what my heart's telling you to do.

Love you, ladies. Merry Christmas. Thanks for taking it all. I can't tell if people are trolling us at all times. I sounds like he took our advice and kind of got a monkey. So they like did adopt a highway for a zoo monkey that they now visit. But now he really likes the orangutans. I don't know what the gay thing.

He channeled his like paternal impulse into being a monkey. A monkey rescuer. Okay. Sure. But I kind of miss the question again. Like he wants his boyfriend to come with him? Just go by yourself. Yeah, sure, yeah.

Just figure it out. Follow your heart. If you want to be with the ring of tings. Yeah, you can be like millennial Jane Goodall. Congrats on not farming a surrogate. Insuring a child for you. And developing a gay hobby instead. That sounds, I didn't even know you could really do that at the Zoom.

Maybe try getting a real monkey to have in your home. Can you have exotic pets in the United States? I don't think so. I see it on real. I see it on TikTok. There's got to be what you can have a monkey. You guys should get a monkey. I'm getting you a monkey.

My nearest resolution is to get a monkey. How a swarming gift. Oh my God. I would love it. I would love it. but I don't want to get a dog because I'm I feel like that'll sublimate my

procreative impulses yeah and you want to walk that thing I'll walk that thing I'll walk that thing I'll walk that thing I would love to have one but I feel like it's a surrogate behavior yeah yeah

and it's better to get one once you have more of a family anyway but a monkey is as good as a human being as in sold and the clip farming you can do with a monkey that could grow our business you can be on that you can be on that

Instagram story or TikTok real crying while the monkey tears up your apartment get ready with me while my monkey tears her face rips my hands on third mic just screaming monkey that we have to wrangle.

I think we answer the question. Yeah. So true. I'm calling and to ask a sex question. I have difficulty orgasming and

to have said on the pod that you don't. and I was just wondering how do I get that mindset and I do understand that the answer might be for some is to not think about it but that's not working for me and that hasn't ever worked for me so my question is how can I be more comfortable

I guess having sex thank you bye she wants to know how to bust nuts I think don't think about it is completely wrong think about it completely focus on busting and get yourself into like a state of mind where that's you have to be more goal oriented

yeah and unfortunately it's very psychological and formulaic even when you don't think it is but you have to kind of want you not thinking about it is exactly i think the wrong thing to do like don't distract lock in you have to lock in and get your like this one's a little raunchy i guess but yeah like get yourself to a state where you can where that's the one that's the what you're trying to do. To orgasm, yeah. Yeah.

That's true. You might want to watch some Tim Ferriss videos. Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? No, don't do that. He's some bold tech faggot who like does product reviews and lifestyle reviews and like

allegedly made some money in tech but basically seems like a roving scam artist. And he says that you can come in 15 minutes or come four? four 15 minutes which ain't nobody want you imagine your pussy feels like the hands of that girl who grouted her situation like bathroom

you're like a third degree burn victim that's too long yeah it is yeah huh uh I don't know

like that guy doesn't know it doesn't know it's an orgasm he's a tech faggot so he has to like reverse engineer everything. Right. In like laborious, unintuitive ways. Yeah, this is a tough one because you want to try having sex with your diving instructor. Like all the little puzzle pieces have to fit. Like you have to like someone enough and you have to be in the zone.

You have to feel uninhibited. And it's tough. And what do they say? Like women. start to orgasm on average much later than men in life yeah because like men can just like bust a nut some women don't get yeah they're not as like um hardwired i feel like when they say that there's some anatomical um like considerations like certain women like cannot reach vaginal orgasm which i

I don't know how true that is. What does that mean, though? Like, through penetration? Through penetrations. Some definitely can't, but you can manually stimulate yourself. You can definitely reach, like, any woman can reach clitoral orgasm unless there's something horribly wrong with her. Yeah.

Hmm. I think most women can probably reach vaginal orgasm. I don't know. I don't know. Damn. I don't know. I'm not a scientist. It sounds like this girl can't do either.

Yeah. So I'd focus on the manual stimulation first. Yeah. If she doesn't know that. Yeah. And then, yeah, just try to become as horny as possible before having sex. Kind of classic foreplay style. Right.

Which is hard. to achieve when you're young and retarded and don't know what you're doing yeah but like you said it is mostly psychological so part of the getting into the frame of mind requires like you know yeah some work on your end yeah it does yeah just like chip chip chisel away at it yeah like it's like bone smashing you know you start slow then next thing you know Hey, so what do I do if my boyfriend's really hot? He's tall. He provides.

He literally seems perfect. And then he's got like two years ago when I realize he's got the worst anger issues known to man. And then it's also kind of a little bitch, like crying, screaming, road rage, might as well be throwing up. Like, all of these, like, I like that he pays for my meals. I like that he pays for my gosh. I like that he wants to move in until he's, like, all of a sudden, upset about something. And it's like, if I have to be with an angry mother for all my life, should I really go live with an angry man for the rest of a minute?

Sounds like he walked in on her last second. Yeah, no, that's a red flag. like uncontrollable rage. Yeah, I'm, my most lived hard, like progressive take is if you like don't like somebody, you shouldn't be with them. I mean,

it sounds like she likes him besides his, uh, ick-giving tantrums. Yeah, but she doesn't like his personality. So it's kind of like. Yeah. Yeah.

And maybe she's stressing him out. True. He's lashing out. He's clavicular. It's her fault. Girl, are you dating? Have you tried blaming yourself? You should.

That's great advice, actually, for anyone. It's like the Vincent Gallo principle. Again, you should always blame yourself and assume it's your fault. Unless you can detect. That's how I live my life. And I have an amazing life, actually. Yeah. I have such a great life that my, I'm not as rich as I'd like to be.

But my only New Year's resolution is like not saying like and literally all the time on this podcast. Exactly. No room for improving. here yeah it's as good as it gets for the most part and once we stop editing ourselves will become more prosperous but like realistically you just always should assume something like okay like you shouldn't blame yourself but if you're not getting along with somebody and hate their personality then like you should consider the possibility that like you're not compatible and that you're annoying them somehow

and even if you pays for your hair and nails it's not worth that. Yeah. And... Damn, I wish I was black. Not a lot of black collars this time around as far as I know.

But maybe this one is. But no, I think for me, at least emotional regulation is something that is valuable in a partner. Well, yeah, it's like the most valuable thing, actually.

Yeah. Because you can count on them and depend on them. Right. And you don't have to like live in fear, like walk on eggshells. And real compatibility is not like having great sex. It's having the similar reaction to thing, which leads to great sex. Yeah. Yeah.

You don't want someone who's too timid either. You want them, you know. Or like dissociated. It's good to have some conflict, I feel. Yeah, you want your boyfriend to be able to raciously abuse people in the proper moment. But if he's actually having full-on, like, tantrums, that ain't good. I might, I'd consider maybe a different boyfriend. So true.

Okay. There's two more. Hey, ladies. I just wanted to know what you both. think about ghosting. I don't think it's a big deal when it happens to me or when I do it to someone else.

So I just wanted to know what your take on it. What your take on it is? Thank you. Wait, we've been over this before. Great question, by the way. Simple brief. Yeah, easy. Easy. It just sucks because we've talked about this at length before and like you have the best take on it.

Uh-huh. Whatever. Which is like ghosting is the correct and merciful thing to do at the outset of any it's humane courtship yeah not like four years in as first caller demonstrated that's creepy and weird but like when yeah ghosting rules i know well i've seen you should ghost people all the time i've seen some like manosphere influencers who are doing like dating app content they will talk about how women will send this they call like the HR department style text where you say like hey so I really

had a good time but blah blah you know you like and I think it's better just a ghost right just vanish because the effect is the same what do you do here's a question um that I imagine like a lot of young people who are like in the um dating sphere encounter what do you do if somebody sends you a message like that. I ignore. You just ignore it. I'd ignore it. And that speaks volumes.

Yeah, I agree with that. I'm not going to dignify something like that with like a response being like, no, actually it's totally cool. I was going to send you the same text. It's very presumptuous when you're like starting out and you go on an ill-fated date and don't really like each other to like send a text two or three days later and be like, yeah. well I think young people in general have such a hard time advocating for themselves

yeah that when they do go on these dates even if they have a bad time they present like they yeah that's why people are so like baffled by being ghosted or by getting some like soft decline message and it's because everyone's like pretending like they're having a good time yeah that's true yeah and I think if you're on a date you're having a bad time just make that known. Yeah, or just like, yeah, you don't have to do it in a rude or cruel way, but just like you can wrap things up quickly. I think go rude and cruel.

Just start acting mad weird, confrontational. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that way. Maybe raciously abuse another patron of the bar or restaurant that you're at. Make some off-color comments just so they know, like, where your head's at, and then they won't be so blindsided. Yeah, you like go on a day. and are like a racist and misogynistic nightmare and the other person instead of being like put off by it like falls in love with you like that was so base

but I think women in general which I understand because like yeah if you are on a date you don't want to necessarily signal that you're not interested because you don't want to get like murdered or raped or something okay but when they send like the HR department text mm-hmm I'm assuming it's because the man has queried them and has been like hey right or not sometimes it's like out of the blue not i think it's like a post one or two date custom in this country right and they you think it's more humane than ghosting but it's really not it's really not humane and merciful method yeah yeah don't leave them because the thing with the apps is that's crazy see that people are in apps.

You're just meeting people that like you wouldn't otherwise encounter. Right. So you won't really see them again and you don't owe them anything. Yeah. That's true. They're just they couldn't be more of a stranger. So you easy come, easy go, you know?

Yeah. Easy come easy ghost. Exactly. I can't wait to like ghost all my friends and family for the holidays. days and be like, well, we determined it was okay on the podcast. Yeah, we decided. I was like, where are you?

Where is my footlock? I've just vanished. I'm starting a new life. Oops. In landlocked Florida. I'm getting on Grindr. I'm on snippies now, mom. Hey, Anna.

Hi, Dasha. I think I will the answer to this one, but I just want to hear you say it. Will it all be okay in the end? Let you know. Love you, bye. Yeah, Playa. For sure. Yeah, it'll be okay.

Yeah, you'll be fine. Yeah. Or not. And even then? I think it'll be okay. What is it? It'll be okay in the end. And if it's not okay, then it's not the end.

You know, I was walking by the homeless encampment today. that's like located in the allegedly luxury housing on my block that I don't live in obviously and there's a guy there who must be I don't know he must be like 29 30 tops young guy both legs missing wheelchair bound I was thinking like how do you get on that level when you're like 29 you ain't got no legs like what did you have to do because he was definitely born with both legs. Maybe he's a veteran. He's a drug addict who probably like fell under a car.

But I was thinking like you know that guy like I saw him on the side of the road the other day like covered in his own piss and shit and blood. Oh my God. Anna. Breaking out and like screaming and then like a week later he was back at the encampment like super chill clearly had a new shave haircut everything. So he's coming to our Christmas party. Having sex with him, you guys.

That's my boyfriend. Nobody, okay. Remember that guy that called into the pond that had one leg? Yeah. And then he, we gave him some nice advice. And then he called in again that he was doing like sex tourism in Ukraine. We gave him like the confident. We emboldened him.

Yeah. To be a rapist and murder. Yeah. Yeah. Our haters are right about us. But even so, like, like, like that guy. is fine at the end of the day. Of course it'll be okay.

Yeah. What's the worst that could happen? You die? Your son kills you and your wife. He has a schizophrenic break. After years of volatile drug addiction. And even then, you know, in the end. In the fullness of time, for sure.

it'll be fine yeah so true well great success happy holidays Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah

Happy Hanukkah Happy Hanukkah Shabbat Shalom Merry Christmas Kwanza People don't talk about Kwanza Enough Yeah that's the one that I

celebrate personally Yeah I see you and how