Red Scare - Labubu Trap *TEASER*

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

The ladies discuss the lure of Labubu and the rise of "rightwing nihilism."

But obviously, Dubai, chocolate, these people in Dubai partake in depraved scatological sex acts. Dubai chocolate is chocolate of padophiles. Well, I think that the Dubai chocolate craze is all like a sciop. When you search for Dubai chocolate, you won't. Or like try to find out more information about what. people in Dubai, you know, kind of what they do for fun. Instead, you find out about like different kinds of candy bars. Yeah, that are all the same.

It's just like pistachio and like Kunifa dough or whatever the fuck it's called, which is like phylo dough, but it's more of like a bird's nest thing versus flat sheets, whatever. And that really did feel like it peaks really quickly. Yeah, it's everywhere. Not once and then I saw it everywhere. And for a long time, I held off on trying to buy chocolate because I felt like it would somehow infiltrate my microbiome and poison my body. And maybe it was like a more advanced form of like whatever technology massage used to like put bombs in the beepers of Hamas fighters and blow people up in open air markets.

Like somehow this would come to cause great like illness and suffering. in my body and I tried it the other day because I was just like desperate. Where'd you get your Dubai chocolate? I'm like a shit hole in Soho. Yeah. And it was just like mid. Yeah, I have, I still haven't tried it

because I'm not much of a, I don't have much of a sweet tooth. Yeah. But also, but I do like pistachio. We do. Sophisticated. Which then, yeah, macha green is a big thing for them. The color signifies caffeinated energy

insight refinement. Maybe that's why it's being used beyond. the latte for everything from facial masks to nutrient powder to generic drugs. It's just like, no, it's a nice, it's a baby color because millennials and younger are stunted and respond in marketing. Fresh, but kind of corked up colors. It's just, it's not, it's not that deep with the macha green. What's funny and what I think they missed and that what I would absolutely slat under the

Labibu trend is like that whole trinity of stores. It's like addicted, Princess Polly and Garage. Yeah. So not Brandy. Brandy's a step above. Yeah, because it's kind of... The stores you go to in the lineup, Brandy too long. Clean and sedate.

Yeah, whereas these stores have like a perceptible like Y2K club land aesthetic. that also feels weird and Asian.