Red Scare - Nanny Milkers

Episode Date: September 7, 2024

The ladies discuss raw milk gate, the latest New Yorker cover, Robert Reich's war on Elon Musk, and CNN's Harris/Walz interview.

I feel like every week we come dangerously close to missing some piece of equipment. Yeah. But we always, we always figure it out. We always pull it together. Exactly. In the final hour. That's probably the high energy people are picking up on. Yeah. I didn't bring the pre-workout supplement.

Have you ever taken pre-workout? No, never. But I saw your tweet and I was like, oh, that's a great idea. Like it just might be an interesting experiment. Let's try on the next one because it's paywalled. Oh, yeah. Great idea. Because honestly, it makes me feel one because it's paywalled. Oh yeah, great idea. Give people a little something. Because honestly, it makes me feel like I'm going to have a heart attack and like I'm on cocaine. Okay.

Love that feeling for me. But in a panicked kind of, it makes me really sweaty. Can you think? I don't know why I take it. I do take it to work out, but it makes me feel like I can like pick up any weight in the gym I feel so fucking strong, but do you have clarity of mind? Or are you like an animal? Just trying to live like being hunted running through the jungle

Either way, I've never yeah taken it recreationally How often are you taking it now for I've only taken it recreationally. How often are you taking it now for? I've only taken it. I've only taken it twice because the second time it really made me feel like I did it. I drink a Celsius too and it has a lot of caffeine in it. And so I think I was just like, it made me feel like I was going to throw up and have a heart attack.

So you've like synthesized your own cocaine. So I had to cut my last workout a little short because I was like. And then what did you do? Go back to bed? Yeah, I had to chill out for the rest of the day. It's called recovery. Okay, I'm interested in that. It's like that guy, you know the guy who used to write

for Vice, Hamilton something or another? He was like Carly Sletover's ex-boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah, and he like- Hamilton, he's Errol Morris's son. Oh, Hamilton Morris, right, okay. Son? Yes, yeah, yeah.

And he, yeah, he's like a chemist or something and he knows a lot about psychedelics and stuff. Yeah, and he would like go in the jungle and do ayahuasca or like go to Burning Man and do psychedelics and totally whatever. It's kind of rogue. Rogany. Yeah. We're experimenting with optimizing our energy level.

Yeah. It's like hipster Rogan. We haven't gotten in on that grift yet, so we may as well. I know, right? I'm seriously like very piqued about it. I mean, if any pre-workout brands are listening and want to maybe send us some of their products, we could try it on the air for a nice fee. I want to sponsor two girls on the road to osteoporosis. It's going to cost you.

Two girls. Two girls. Two young girls. People really love saying I'm pushing 40, which is- That's the new thing I noticed. I'm like, I'm 33. Yeah. Early 2030. I know. I saw somebody saying, well, it's because they get Anna and Dasha mixed up. And the other one is legitimately pushing 40. But I actually don't think that's why it is.

I think, like, once you hit 30, that's the new 40. You're pushing for. Yeah. And you're like pushing 40 for the next decade. And that's how they get you. Right. They got me. They set me in their sights. I've been spiritually 40 for at least the last decade if not all my life so I know it doesn't hurt as much you know. Yeah. I'm reconciled to it. Yeah I know what you mean. It's fine. I just got this book the anime. Yeah

Oh shit, I would have given it to you. Well, I watched that documentary The business of being born right about how the doctor tries to kill you and your baby, right? Did Ricky Lake have some Ricky like a documentary we should have her on the pod I'd love to yeah, because she became a big free birth thing kind of advocate After she felt particularly kind of manhandled and abused by the medical establishment I have had like Because I'm a contrarian I'll admit it, you know

But my I had these different kind of things like I hate being emotionally manipulated by a documentary, you know? So a lot of my contrarian flags start getting triggered and stuff. But it seemed like the woman who made that documentary got pregnant while she was making it and then had to decide if she was going to do the hospital or the home birth. And she ends up doing the home birth and having to go to the hospital. Oh right, I remember that, yeah. Which seems like I need to do more research, but my takeaway from the documentary was like,

yeah, if you go to the doctor too soon and you're being all fussy, they're gonna give you the epidural. And then they'll give you all these other drugs. And then you'll have this medicalized kind of like, but just go to the doctor, but then when you start to go into labor, just wait as long as you can. Yeah, but and if you can pop it out and a catchy and style. Well, the idea behind that is that you might not be able to wait because you're not going to be in a sane frame of mind because you're

going to be in so much pain that you're gonna be begging and pleading for that epidural. But at that point- If you drink raspberry leaf tea, painless birth. No, not the way I do it. Because I'd be drinking that. But yeah, I mean, as with all of these things, the truth is probably somewhere in the middle. I mean, I mean, as with all of these things, the truth is probably somewhere in the middle.

I mean, it looks, they have a lot of home birthing footage in that doc and I am like, oh my God, this looks terrible. Yeah, but you know, the silver lining is that you won't remember any of it. Anyway, it'll all be a blur. I'm barren. I'm all out of eggs, baby. So just have a phantom pregnancy.

Get really fat and tell people I'm pregnant and then disappear. I'm going to fake my own dad. Also an option. No. Also an option. Not no. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's just I'm so mistrustful now of all the like, right? Well, we'll talk about raw milk, which is, you know, I'm so I am so mistrustful of that stuff, too, because I think there's so many people are retards and they say stuff like if you drink raspberry leaf tea, like you won't even feel pain. Yeah. Which is clearly just not true. It's just like a radical overcompensation for a very real phenomenon. Exactly.

Which is like, yeah, like the medical and pharmaceutical establishment leading you astray. Well, yeah, I'm flip a bed and make money. I've never trusted doctors, you know, and I'm very in touch with my body. We're Russian, we don't go to doctors. Well, I Google I was trying to find out why I googled like, why do Russians not like the doctor? And I kind of there was there wasn't anything like definitive, but I found one article that

pointed out that the word for Dr. Butratch sounds like the word for lying. So it's like, there's like a whole connotation of doctors being liars. Yeah, and also like enemy. Well, that too, yeah. True. So, but- Determinism strikes again.

But you know, Russian, like, I feel like doctors used to be, or my impression of like Russian doctors in the turn of the century from Chekhov plays, who was a doctor, is like a doctor used to be this guy who'd like come around. Yeah, like the village doctor. If something was wrong, and then he'd be like,

oh, look, you should go to the seaside, you know? Yeah. Like, so your humor is out of balance, you got to go down to the sea side. Or he would write like a blood curdling and nihilistic novel about watching peasant children die of consumption. Or that, he can do both. He can do both.

Or yeah, or he can give you morphine or what cocaine or whatever. And then but he has a more holistic he's more a part of, you know. And when, and now thanks to Ray P, all of the teachings of the Soviet medical and fitness industries have been adopted by the far right. And some of them don't even know they're doing it. I know, but there's some, you know. Like when I read Ray Pete, it reminds me of raw milk person. That's a good question.

Raw milk peated. I don't know. That's a good question. I assume so. Should we Google this? Yeah. Good luck. Good luck getting a straight answer. I bet it is. It seems like that's part of it. Ray Pete is something that you read for like a psychedelic experience. Yeah, he's a- Not necessarily for medical advice. When we had BAP on and he was like, Ray Pete's crazy.

We were like, what? I've been taking medical advice. Did you see that there's a new women's clothing brand called a Bronze Age? No. Did you get an Instagram ad for it? Yeah. No, I get very like coquette baby, baby goo goo gaga clothing that's like made out of like plastic ads and stuff that I'm like, that's cute.

I know. It's like, yeah, Guizio. Oh God, Guizio burned me so bad. And some weird K-pop brands. Yeah, I do buy some stuff from Korea and it's cute. It's just like, you don't know if it's gonna show up. Yeah. It's you're kind of like on some weird websites.

It's not totally in English. I was on a really funny and interesting Korean skincare and beauty website and their ad was all lives better in Black Lives Matter font, but like K-pop colors. I saw in Vegas, I posted a picture of it, but I saw Drunk matter and clean pussy matters. Which doesn't even work. It's not even clever, totally clever.

But I was like, damn, that's crazy. But yeah, I forgot what I was rambling about. Oh, I went into addicted. Oh, yeah. The other day because the line, we got to get these teens back to school. I know they are coming to see the Brandi line all the way down Broadway to like Sephora. These girls are like crazy. So I was like, I'm not waiting. I can't wait to go to Brandi. So I went to eat dictated across the street. I got a really cute skort there. Cool. It's like garage. Yeah.

Kind of same vibe and they're like right next door to each other. You can stop off at Steve Madden. I just try to like waltz into the brandy store. Like I'm VIP and like the Nigerian eunuch stops me nine times out of ten. Yeah. You go back in line. I tried to do that, not realizing that that was even a line because it was so long. And yeah, I was like. Same, it wasn't really part of a strategic gamble. But they're gonna, I think, you know, happy Labor Day. Like I work here in the stock room.

I'm like one of those surly POCs that mans the fitting room area. Summer's over. It's back to school season. We're going back to school. Yeah. I'm going back to high school. On my senior year, I'm really excited to make a lot of memories.

You're gonna have a teen pregnancy. Rebirth. I'm gonna have a right wing teen pregnancy. And I'm gonna drink raw milk the whole time. Which you're not supposed to do as a pregnant or nursing woman. And you're not supposed to give that shit to babies or toddlers apparently.

Well, it's because it isn't, they can't guarantee that it's safe they just can't but when these I guess we'll get into it from milk discourse happened again because Matt Walsh said oh wait I have the tweet here I'm gonna pull it up it's actually funny I'm gonna pull it up. It's actually funny. My wall shoes. Like I looks kind of funny. Honestly, I always read Matt Walsh tweets in Ben Shapiro voice

because I actually have no idea what Matt Walsh sounds like. But I assume it's like the same kind of like shrill condescending. I never watched what is a woman. You didn't know. Oh, you got to watch it. He's more. Yeah, he almost is like, before I really learned who he was when I saw him.

I thought he was like some Democrat. He has like a very kind of flat Demi effect almost and he has a beard. So he looks kind of like a hipster guy. But anyway, who's like hiding his weak chin? Maybe NPC vibes. He said raw milk is disgusting. We live in a first world civilized society and people are actively choosing to consume milk riddled with E. coli and Listeria. Pasteurization is not some evil sorcery. It just kills the dangerous bacteria, you morons.

And then he goes on to say, next you should go out and drink some raw water straight from your local flake without doing anything to purify it. Enjoy the parasites hippies. Very disappointed to see so many right wingers falling for this hippie propaganda. Glorifying third world hygiene practices should be leftist domain. I thought Matt Walsh's whole thing was that we no longer live in a developed first world civilized society.

Is that his thing? I thought his. I thought so. I thought he was doing, I mean, I don't know. I thought he was doing like just culture war, kind of bottom feeding. I mean, but part of the work of doing culture war is bemoaning.

How the West has fallen. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he's not, I mean, it does sound stupid when people talk about pasteurization because it's like who, why, what, like the heating stuff up lobby is like pushing for the, like, I don't know, it doesn't really make that, it does seem like, yeah, the, and then the articles, I don't know, it doesn't really make that. It does seem like, yeah, and then the articles,

obviously, of course, the experts are gonna say, you know, don't drink the raw milk because it can make you sick and it can make you sick, but you also can't trust the experts. So you gotta kind of just play kind of fast and loose with it. I drank it for a while. It was really like cumbersome to get. I had to meet up with these Amish people from

Pennsylvania and do a handoff because you can't sell raw milk in New York. And the goat milk was pretty good. It expires faster. But the normal milk still didn't make me feel like, I don't like feel good when I drink a bunch of milk. I mean, okay, so I literally am so stupid that I didn't even know what pasteurization and homogenization were until now and had to Google them. And pasteurization is when they heat the milk to get rid of harmful bacteria, which extends the shelf life

of the milk. And homogen homoization is when they swirl it around so that the cream, the fat is no longer separated from the liquid part. What about cream? Is that I don't know. I'm assuming cream just has a higher fat content. But like.

Anyway, OK, I go by two things, which is like taste. Yeah. And also the fact that historically people drank what is known as raw milk more or less safely for millennia and there were probably some bumps along the road. Like there was some giant bacterial outbreak at the turn of the century that killed 50,000 people or something. So it makes sense that the government can't really,

they don't want unregulated milks out there. And it's not, and I'm as don't tread on me as a gas folks, but I don't, I kind of do. Well, I watched RFK Jr. which we can also touch on. RFK Jr.'s speech endorsing Trump, and his big thing is our broken food system and stuff. And I know the food's all poison, but like,

you can, I don't know, it doesn't, I'm not buying that it has to necessarily be raw, or like you have to. Yeah, I mean like my hot take, which is really a lukewarm take, is again the truth is somewhere in the middle. Yeah.

And it's probably true that processed milk causes allergies and inflammation is bad for your gut and bad for your skin, et cetera, et cetera. But if you drink like organic milk from a local farm, if you pay those inflation bucks for a nicer quality milk, you're probably fine. Like you still probably get most of the health benefits. For sure. And they put the vitamins back in the milk. I heard also someone say, I mean, I obviously don't know if I'm a fucking dairy farmer.

What you probably should never ever drink are all the weird soy and nut milks. Sometimes I have a glass of almond milk, honestly. It's like almost water, it's like a milky water. Yeah, but I think the interesting part of this discourse is like the kind of Meta layer of it which again like an outlet like Forbes publishes an article that seems very reasonable and plausible Where they disambiguate and dismiss the major claims of the raw milk advocates? Well, cuz now by stab a lot of the right wing health stuff has sort of seeped over

Well, because now a lot of the right wing health stuff has sort of seeped over into, you know, the mainstream trickle down. It's all downstream from, you know, and so the Forbes article, for example, mentions like more apolitical influencers who are, you know, like there's like chicks on TikTok eating carrot salad. Yeah. Who are talking about like rebalancing your hormones and stuff. They're not really dog whistling. They're engaging with the health stuff in like more of a hippie-ish way.

Yeah. By citing experts and studies, they're not like this man called Curtis Yarvin, also known as Bronze Age pervert. They don't always say it's like infographic economy to where people just kind of make claims and authoritatively and that's that's why my mistrust has grown so much because like there's so many people making authoritative statements. Yeah I mean mean, like, anytime I hear the word study or the word bill, I get automatically suspicious. Like when I was watching the Kamala Walls interview and she talks about how actually the Biden administration

introduces immigration security bill to restrict illegal immigration at the border. And immediately my spidey sense goes off. And she, you know, of course, makes the case that Trump cock blocked it because it was like it made him look bad politically because he's supposed to be the anti immigration star, yada, yada. I mean, we can get into that later, but like, obviously nothing is what it seems. And the bill is like a dud and what they're doing is packaging a bunch of other stuff in it that Republicans clearly don't agree with and can't

vote for it so that when they, you know, veto it or like kill it, they're engaging in obstruction or whatever. Yeah, like that sort of thing, because Trump is so politically divisive, blah, blah. Yeah. Yeah. And like this is, you know, more of the same where they cite these very plausible sounding studies that like this one found that actually in like a blind test of raw versus processed milk, there was not no meaningful difference in like the vitamin and nutrient content, that sort of shit. But to circle back, the reason pregnant women shouldn't drink it is because their immune system is suppressed by pregnancy. And so there's just more risk and liability. It's like the same way pregnant women shouldn't eat like sushi or deli meats and stuff.

Or get random vaccines or anything that would. And of course all these, but can you make the case that sort of like if a pregnant woman shouldn't take it then there is still that that indicates that there is some risk. Yeah, but if you look at these laws surrounding or they're not really even laws. is still that that indicates that there is some risk. Yeah, but if you look at these laws surrounding or they're not really even laws, they're guidelines surrounding pregnancy. Pregnant women can eat sushi, it's just like not worth it.

Well, yeah, but if you look at other countries, in Japan, pregnant women only eat sushi because they're Japanese. And in France, pregnant women only eat raw cheese because they're French. But what you see that they don't eat yeah and drink wine but but there they won't eat like um romaine lettuce because it carries a higher risk of like salmonella poisoning or something lettuce just i eat lettuce

but i like lettuce does have like let us make sick. Yeah, I mean, I've gotten food poisoning. Remember all those sweet green epidemics? Yeah. People don't talk about that. Yeah. So I think it's like perfectly safe to eat certain no-no foods and consume certain no-no liquids when you're pregnant. You can totally get away with drinking a glass of wine once a month. Raw milk every day. Yeah, I mean, if raw milk was more accessible and not prohibitively expensive, I guess I,

well, no, because again, once again, the shelf life, I just don't consume enough milk to justify. Yeah, to make it more zero-wile. So I just don't consume enough milk to justify. Yeah, to make it. So I just buy the normal milk and use it. And, you know, and are you, you know, guzzling glasses of milk? I was trying to when I was trying to do the raw milk thing was disgusting. It was kind of disgusting. It was kind of like creamy, the cow milk, at least the goat milk was like cleaner

and kind of grassier and I enjoyed it more, but it was still, it was like the way I have to tell myself that like drinking water is fun, you know? Yeah. I wasn't like looking forward to my glass of milk. I was like. Daily water. I had to be like, drink, ooh, it's so,

ooh, you're getting so hydrated when you just drink as much water as you can, doesn't that sound fun? Drinking water contest. It's like living in a gauze in prison to force you, like an open air prison to force yourself to drink the recommended daily content of water. I mean, that's clearly a lie. Yeah.

And it makes you bloated. No. Yeah. It makes your muscles pop in weird ways. Totally. I you know, went about a month not drinking and didn't notice a drastic difference. And in fact, I think drinking actually makes you thinner because you're so dehydrated all the time.

Interesting. It does make you puffier. I'll stop drinking for periods. But at my age, I'll take all the puffiness I can get. Does give you a youthful kind of, you know. Sometimes I am like, hmm. They're like, do you have filler? I'm like, I'm just an alcoholic.

I'm just bloated from drinking. Yeah, I've done the, you know, well, yeah, if I just drink less, if I drink in moderation, I basically just feel fine. Yeah, you just have to do like what works for you and what feels right. And like sound gay and annoying, but listen to your body. Exactly. It's intuitive. Sometimes my body needs the alcohol and probably drinking. Small quantities of raw milk isn't going gonna make you deathly ill. Drinking tons of it might even be good for you if you like it and you're not.

I mean, but that's the sole bra like plate of raw. I don't think people should be eating tons of raw meats. No. Like that seems. I mean, that's just disgusting. Yeah. Every time you're consuming raw. Like his gross plate of like random raw meat chunks. It's just even. Yeah, every time you're consuming like his gross plate of like random

raw meat chunks. It's just event pieces of cheese. Eventually, yeah, you might get food poisoning is if you're a healthy, you know, sensitive young man, and you drink tons of raw milk and eat raw meat, like eventually might get food poisoning, you're just rolling the dice. I mean, I managed to get food poisoning in Japan of all places. I know. So it happened. Eventually you will get food poisoning one way or another. If you eat food eventually.

Yeah. The foods. Which is why you shouldn't eat food ever. The food is what really isn't safe. You should just take supplements and drink alcohol. Ha ha ha. It's made from grapes. What could go wrong? Natural antioxidant. I googled is rum at all good for you? Rum? Rum. Oh, because I've been kind of on a rum. And yeah, I can lower your blood pressure. But mainly mainly is bad for you as a-

I think the worst thing for you is obviously stress. And if you're like stressing about Amen sister. All the weird gay and annoying shit you're consuming and like counting calories. Yeah. And like plating it and putting it on Instagram. That's gonna kill you.

It'll kill you faster than any raw milk. That's true. But I have to wonder like to what extent Matt Walsh is just also a paid contrarian. He's a paid actor and he's doing a bit for money. I think he's, well he's basically, he's kind of like a glorified comedian. So part of his shtick is like-

But not funny. But not funny. Not intentionally funny. His new, I said this earlier, but his new documentary looks kind of funny. Maybe I'm not giving him enough credit. You didn't even see What is a Woman? He's doing like, it's not nearly as funny as like the first Borat movie, you know? But Eli said to me today, I know Borat's a libtard, but man is that guy funny.

And I was like, yeah, that's the consensus. I love Borat. I mean, for sure. Borat's hilarious. Matt Walsh is also like, he put on a little costume. He put on a libtard costume and went to the DNC for his new special. And that's like, you know, but he's not really a comedian

because he's not really funny, but part of his shtick is like telling it like it is. So he's being a little hyperbolic and like, you know, he knows, yeah. Yeah, he's like playing to the audience, preaching to the choir. He's doing a kind of a Richard Hananiah, Stuart bit where the reason like Hanania

is such an effect of trolls, because you don't know what's true and what's performance. And same with Matt Walsh where you're like, is he or isn't he? And also he kind of dresses like a Lib Tard, like he dresses like Will Stancil, like the smedium blazer and the skinny jeans, and the little polished brown shoes.

He's a big flannel shirt beard guy. Yeah. Yeah, M to M. M to M. Did you see, I treated the 15 words today. I knew it was, I was like, I was like, I was like, in my part, I'm literally like, hee hee. I've been thinking about it for a while.

Now is the time. And I was like, it would be so funny to do it now. And, but that's the whole joke is that at the 14, it like disrupts the whole word count. And like, it's the joke. You add an extra word and muddy the message. It's so funny. I was devilishly cackling.

I was like a pig in shit. I could use a little attention. Any kind will do. Well, you know, Robert Green says in the 48 laws of power. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But one of the most important ways of gaining power is doing things for attention. Nobody sees what happens behind closed doors. People don't care what a generous or merciful or kind

person you are in reality. No. As long as you've got those eyeballs on you, you're doing something right. It doesn't matter how much of an irreverent and veteran piece of shit you are. You just have to keep going. Keep posting through it. Yeah, I know. I've really been getting into that book.

Yeah. What else are his rules of power? Trust your enemies before you trust your friends because if you phone in a favor from an enemy, he's more likely to perform it and perform it well versus a friend who might be resentful and try to sabotage you. Interesting. There's a lot of interesting stuff in there.

I've been wanting to read that and maybe one of Trump's, how to think, like a billionaire. We should do a 48 Laws of Power reading group. It's such a gay and corny thing to discover at this stage. Is it Machiavellian? Sort of, yeah. He was like some like California lib who was like a personal guru to 50 Cent. And I think they wrote the sequel together, which I haven't fact checked,

but must be called the 50 laws of power. Right. I don't know. Right, right. Which yeah, that'd be smart. But I had something else I wanted to power. I don't know. Right, right, right. Which, yeah, that'd be smart. But I had something else I wanted to say and I don't remember. I'll check it out.

I could raise, I could level up on my power levels. Oh, the 14 words. Yeah. Another extremely gay and embarrassing confession. I have no idea what that is. I just heard about this concept today. Really? Yes. Oh It's like a Nazi thing. Okay, like neo-nazi thing. That's why they always do

1488 is like a kind of a Nazi dog whistle number. I don't it's like a whole phrase that's actually longer than 14 words I don't, it's like a whole phrase that's actually longer than 14 words, but the 14 words are, we must secure the existence of our people in a future for white children. Yeah, and Joe was tweeting about it, which is how I caught wind of it in the context of the New Yorker cover.

That's what inspired me. Yeah, I think I saw that. And then I was like, oh, right, the 14 words. I was like, I have a little bit about the 14 words where I change white children to make it the 15 words it's just yeah it's just funny and like the you know the 14 words are all there are a very like at this point like mmm you know ADL like yeah Southern Poverty Law Center, kind of like glossary term for a very like generic,

you know, hate speech dog whistle basically. It's like no one even really is that's not, it's not a common parlance. But if you see like some Kruiper with like 1488, that's what the 14 refers to. And the 88 of course, this HH, Hal Hitler. Yeah, that, that.

You know, do you know about that? Okay. Okay. Okay. Hallie Hanson. Okay, yeah, Hal Cogan. Should we talk about the New Yorker cover? Speaking of the 14 words,

speaking of our securing the existence of our people and the future of our mixed-race children. So some Korean or Chinese stop Asian hate, six-figure girl boss tweeted out the new New Yorker cover, which is like one of those bad Adobe illustrator illustrations that like I personally was more offended by how poorly drawn and compositionally fugly it was than anything else initially.

Yeah, it's not the best New Yorker cover for sure. I thought that they could render that subject matter in a more aesthetically inspiring way, but on the other hand, being aesthetically uninspiring is kind of on brand for them and their audience. The whole thing, so it was drawn by an illustrator named R. Kekeo Johnson, So it was drawn by an illustrator named Arquicchio Johnson. Who's. Okay, that sounds trans.

No, he's the little, they didn't, so I looked to see if there was a corresponding article, if they were gonna do a nanny kind of expose thing. They aren't, they just wrote, it's just like the artist was, this is the, this is the little like blurb they published about the cover art, which says, children growing up in the city are often especially fond of time spent at the playground. In many instances, the supervision of those precious moments of freedom is done not by their parents,

but by the woman hired to watch over them and attend to their needs. Women who may also have their own children to care for. For the cover of the September issue the cartoonist Archie Gio Johnson chose to portray a scene that is both familiar and overlooked. My wife and I became parents this year so we're just beginning to face the challenges of raising a kid while working in New York City Johnson said we interviewed a few nannies before realizing we couldn't afford one. Is like the extent of the article. So it's also in addition to being very blandini like looking, it's also like not

really doing any real political messaging. You know, it's like it's very, but it's fair. You know what I mean? It has like this very plausibly kind of like they're just noticing that there's a lot of nannyanny like the nannies aren't depicted to be particularly like impoverished. They're all fat. Yeah But that's true to you know And one of the nannies is sitting on a bench and the other one is standing and the seated nanny is showing the standing nanny a picture of her, you know, her technically ambiguous. Yeah, probably black son who just graduated. Yeah. Yeah.

So the and so a lot of people are saying like, what's what's the problem? There's there's actually no covert political message. It's just, you know, a neutral image of reality as it is. A lot of people were also saying, particularly on the right, that the New Yorker was offering up an unintentional kind of attempt at noticing. Like that they unintentionally stumbled onto this politically fraught scene, which is not true. Everything about that cover is totally intentional. But it's designed, as you said, to be totally ambiguous and to have plausible deniability. And basically, it's like designed to create a viral discourse. Yeah.

Which it did, it was successful. Which it did, it was smart. Yeah, I mean, I maybe naively believe maybe the artist kind of haplessly did depict, maybe a lot of people, like it could just be some NPC ass, like, you know, I don't know. I mean, I think the artist probably gets like a prompt or a directive from the editorial team.

Yeah. Well, that's who wrote the blurb was the arts editor. And so this girl said, I don't think people are understanding this cover. That's sort of what tripped off the discourse. Yeah. And like, I hate to say it, but she's kind of right in a way that she may not fully understand

because this image is not like a neutral and cheerful slice of life. It's kind of a... She was sort of drawing attention, yeah, to the political subtext of the cartoon because veiled Marxist critique of like I don't know race relations or racial discrimination but it is it not true that in New York yeah it's totally actually correct yeah that in New York City there are a lot of mid to high earning couples who are in the

two income trap. One of the only things that Liz Warren got right that basically have to hire nannies so that they can work. There are also a lot of filthy rich people who hire nannies because they prefer not to raise and discipline their own children. Yeah. And that is like kind of the reality I think like the the problem. But some of those people are also working. Yeah. You know they're not like working on regime change. Working on running my vanity business. I mean when we say people we mean women like yeah they're women who are working who hire or like families yeah. But that's yeah I mean I remember learning there was some documentary, all of the business of being born about the nannying industry that I watched in like a sociology class in community college.

I've been woke to this for a long time. It's plain as day, you know, it makes sense. There is like a tragic kind of it's sad that like, yeah, people don't spend time with their kids and have to hire these other people who have kids somewhere else and can't raise them. So they have to like love these other people's kids instead. They're really good at it. And they're still like there is a bond between like someone has to care for these children.

Yeah, I mean, there are like a couple of things to point out a like the girl who like OP is again, one of these girl bosses herself who you know of course does like racial grievance shit stirring on the internet and chooses to throw in her lot with like the plight of the marginalized and oppressed to raise her own profile so her hands aren't exactly clean in this matter well then there's the fact that Gia Tolentino's parents got in trouble for. Yeah, but there's also the fact that like these nannies, the vast majority of them are Latin American or Southeast Asian or Afro-Caribbean. They're like Jamaican or Trini. And that so their law is also kind of implicitly and conveniently collapsed in with the play of the most depressed and marginalized group of all, which is African Americans. And I really hate that thing that leftists

do in particular where they're like, you're mad. You're coping, you're triggered, cry more. Not because they're wrong. You may actually be mad and triggered and coping, but they do it to shame people about having a totally normal response to the media manipulation of certain fraught and complex cultural and social issues. Well, what do you think the agenda is, I guess? I mean, I think the big agenda is that this is very fooboo. It's like for you by you. And this, this sort of thing is the I'll pull up,

there's a really good tweet about this. So this guy, Orin McIntyre, who's like, kind of a conservator influencer tweeted, the New Yorker has a hilarious habit of accidentally portraying the tragedy of modern feminism. And somebody responded by saying, I despise the Philistine right, it's not accidental. The New Yorker features very intentional portraits of tensions and contradictions in the lives of the people, literally reading the magazine.

If this is too complicated for you, may I suggest Garfield or Dennis the Menace. Yeah, I mean, I think the implicit message is that it's like racist to employ and therefore exploit people of color to raise your children for you. But immediately then you can see the inverse situation, how it's also racist to not employ those people because you're depriving them of employment, which is discrimination. So you can't win. And I think the overall intention of that cover

is to guilt trip the white liberal readership, the subscription base of the New Yorker. Who likes it? Yeah, they enjoy it. They enjoy it because it's a displacement activity because the real guilt is displaced into racial guilt. Well, the issue with the nannies isn't I mean, it's like it's not it is the racial component is sort of secondary to like the

immigration component that they do come here on like H1B visas and so that they don't have a lot of like freedom to leave their employment if they're and they're often getting paid under the table yeah so they're vulnerable to abuse but most people who are entrusting, you know, I think their children to people aren't, you know, villainously keen on also abusing them. They are like looking for child care and, you know. And also, I think a lot of these women genuinely love and have attachments to the children that they care of. Of course they do. Well, And they don't see it in a racialized lens. On the flip side, they're happy for the work

because they can support their families and send them to college, as this cartoon also points out. Well, like a small minority of those women literally abuse and strangle and murder those children. And for the most part, a lot of them seem to be older, meaning that their children are already teenagers or grown. So it's very complicated and intersectional. In the cartoon, her kid is at some kind

of graduation ceremony, so it's implied that he's older. Which does make it less tragic. But the reality of it is so long. The scene is rendered in a pretty realistic way, actually. It's not unrealistic. And I think the real discourse is about the inferences that you glean from it, not the veracity of the scene. The only unrealistic part of the scene

is that there isn't like a raving vagrant Disrupting that'd be a fun Well, they had that cover a while back that was like a woman Who was like on a zoom call and she was wearing it like a top and holding like a martini glass But then her apartment of a true like this apartment. Yeah, which also yeah is like true Yeah, which also, yeah, it's like true. So, but the big difference is how leftist versus right wingers interpret those types of scenes. Yeah, well, it's like a Roche charge. Yeah. Like, is the reality of the scene due to outside socioeconomic forces or is it due to some kind of like,

innate racial divide? Right. That's basically what's up for grabs. Right. It's not like the essential rendering of the scene, which as I said, was ugly and uninspired, but that's a separate argument. Well, that's an issue to take, yeah, with the artist.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was Jo's point that there's a lot of like- And my read on- yeah, sorry, go ahead. Well, she said that white children are a signifier that seemed to trigger a disproportionate amount of ethno-narcissistic rage. But in this case, it's very important to note that the ethno-narcissistic rage is vicarious

and not direct because it's like white people who feel like they have to champion the cause of minorities. But it's the same New Yorker readership and the New Yorker like New Yorkers Yeah, our people were caught in the two-income trap Yeah, it's and they are poor them by them. It's for them by them, right? like as I said like yeah, it's a kind of displacement of Of the real guilt which is a very natural and normal guilt that every parent experiences

Yeah, which is that you know, you should be raising your own child the very natural and normal guilt that every parent experiences. Yeah. Which is that you know you should be raising your own child but you can't and or don't want to always. Yeah, to me the cartoon, you know, I was like, I didn't, you know, I was like, yeah, oh, it's the, I mean, the lady showing her the picture of her son graduating seemed happy. So I was like, it's nice that immigrants can come

to this country and make money so their children can prosper, that's kind of how it goes. That's part of the American, a lot of immigrants who aren't nannies also work hard. you know, that's part of the American, a lot of immigrants who aren't nannies also work hard. You know? Like a lot, you know, it's just kind of what they do. Yeah, and also I'm like, so I'm like happy for her

that her son has a, you know, graduation cap on. And I'm like, I'm like, the cartoon's a little sad too. And then I'm like, oh, it's also sad because the white women can't be with their kids either because they have to go to work. Exactly, bingo. But then, yeah, then I see all these hysteria and then I was like, damn, I really thought.

Well, and by the way, it's very hard to judge people who have to hire nannies so that they can go to work and put food on the table. Well, a lot of it, you know, I mean, it's not merely to go to work and put food on the table. It's like, well, a lot of it, yeah, is to maintain your lifestyle, to live in this, to go out, to things like that, to go on dates, to have fun. And that's also like a consequence of like the two income trap,

because in the past you had big networks and communities involved in the raising of children. It takes a village. The downside of that quote unquote is that those networks and communities were primarily female ones. It was the literal long house. So the men worked or went hunting or whatever. And the women were broodmares. My mom sent me like randomly unrelated to this, a really funny video of that guy, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, who was like a Duma PM guy who recently died a couple of years back is like a hard

right Russian politician and he was yelling at some priest on Russian TV who was like well I have 12 kids and 23 grandkids and he was like let's break that down so that means that your wife has spent 35 years not sleeping and changing diapers I want to ask her how she feels about that. She's a broodmare. Wow. And like facts. This priest was on that Tolstoy tip. I mean, a lot of these they have to be. Yeah. And of course, women don't want to go back to that society either. Russian Orthodox are just pretty corrupt. And they're priests. Well, actually, they're unmarried priests are better taken care of than they're married

ones often. Yeah. Doesn't matter. Obviously, any sort of system has its upsides and its downsides. It's not all good or bad. It's really, yeah, sometimes it's kind of bad for everyone. And actually it's much better to raise your own children and have better grandmothers and aunts and sisters involved in that than it is to outsource that labor to some South Asian to someone

Geo-Tolentino's parents trafficked here. I'm sorry I keep bringing that up really sorry. It just is like that's what she that's what that was the whole scandal was that her parents were like Trafficking people here on these visas to be nannies. Yes, like domestic workers and stuff Doesn't matter I don't have any acts to grind it just funny irony because I know she's a New Yorker darling as well So it just comes kind of full circle. It's like I don't even downplay that scandal by blaming it on the Red Scare sub exactly Which is why I bring it up now, But I don't think, you know, there's anything that in the ski grand scheme of things that are wrong,

like, you know, importing domestic labor is who's still, you know, my retarded question is like, why don't people hire more like Russian and Ukrainian nannies? God knows there's a new influx of refugees coming over from that part of the world It's a good question the russophobia I watched a Al Jazeera clip about The telegram guy What's his name, Durov?

Pavel Durov. Yeah, and they had, they were, one of the people that they spoke to was a like Russian parliament member, Maria Butina, remember her? Oh yeah. And she just, it was just her. The red-headed honeypot. Yeah, the red-headed honeypot. She's blonde now.

And it says Mary Boutina, a Russian parliament member, and she's talking about how it's russophobic. Um, and I just thought it was so funny how that's always, because Russian people are such criminals, like it's so funny when one of them gets like in trouble for a crime. They're like, that's just russophobic. That's our culture. That's what we do. I know. for a crime they're like that's just our culture. That's what we do. I know. We're like black people just not taking responsibility. Blaming it all on racism. That's our culture. That's really, that's the it's criminality is part of our culture so it's very so phobic to arrest a Russian person. What's the word Bruce Wagner used? It's vibrant. It's vibrant, exactly.

But yeah, I was like, what the fuck, Maria Butina? You know, that's what I like about the contemporary world, which is very much just the American world. You can really just reinvent yourself and have another life. Like, didn't that bitch spend some time in like American prison? She was a spy. We did a whole effort. That's the only reason why I even remembered because

I was like, fuck, that honey pot. We were like, yeah, I don't remember the details, but that she was some spy. I think they deported her. I don't know if she went to jail, but she was caught like in Washington DC being a honey pot slut spy. Now she works for the Russian government. she was caught in Washington DC being a honeypot slut spy. Now she works for the Russian government. Yeah. I mean, she always worked for the Russian government. Now she's got a nice position in parliament. I have to read this tweet from friend of the pod Cash Gold.

He had the best take on New Yorker cover game. The funny thing about this post is that the New Yorker cover does have a point that went over most people's heads, which is that girl boss feminism, like most LibTard inventions, does not eliminate the problem. It is designed to resolve female domestic labor. It just displaces it. This would be justifiable if we saw gains from trade and allocating weight, girl boss time to more productive tasks. But mostly we just give them busy work jobs where they demoralize otherwise productive men and then import immigrant labor to make up the difference.

Yeah. So true, Gang. I mean, yeah, it sucks that people have to do email jobs to have families. Yeah, I mean, I think that that's the real deal that you are there's like an opportunity cost associated with it and you are spending valuable time that you could be spending watching your child grow and develop on stupid make work, email job tasks, like sending out like- Zoom, I mean, the Zoom calls. Promotional emails and like having endless DEI meetings.

Yeah, on Zoom. Yeah. Like Zoom calls the worst part for me is that it's not, they're not even like, at least it's less so that women are inherently less valuable to the workforce, which I also kind of think they are in certain fields, obviously in some they excel.

And they're great at being nannies. Well, they're great at being all sorts of, they're, you know, certain things they are good at. But yeah, that they, there's all these fake ass Zoom call jobs that no one needs to be doing. Yeah, that are just like a blow and a drain on the economy. And that they, because they're on Zoom, they don't even like, part of what drove the economy

prior to COVID, when this Chinese technology became so ubiquitous in our lives, was that if you worked somewhere, you had to take like meetings and people had to kind of travel and like, you put up take meetings and people had to kind of travel and probably be put up in hotels and go to like, there was things that sort of sustained the world that Zoom totally eliminated.

Yeah. I mean, I don't, I like, I, they don't do in-person auditions anymore. Not to make it all about me, but before COVID I would kind of run around town and go on audition, have lunch with someone, you know, go to, and then I have to get lunch, I'd go somewhere to get lunch, you know, and it's like I was like kind of there and like someone had to pay an office to have people to work there for the casting director and stuff and now actors just put themselves on self-tabes. And like there's, because there's no casting office anymore because everything's like collapsed.

There's just no- Thanks to the pandemic and also me too. You can't have casting couch. Well, that didn't help. The strikes didn't help. It was like, there's been, you know, a lot of elements, but pandemic, the pandemic was what introduced like those stay at home kind of work that like is useless

most of the time for most people. And crucially women are none the happier. Of course not. They're just as miserable, if not more miserable, but in a different way. I mean apparently they're more miserable because they're all antiidepressants. Yeah, I saw that those radfem Hitler tweets where she was talking about how toddlers are exhausting and frustrating and how women need a break from them and to imply that women should be constantly raising children is like manosphere rhetoric. And, you know, as somebody else pointed out to me, if you eliminate social media, all of these problems suddenly disappear. What, which ones of women? Like, not I would,

I wouldn't say all of them, but like 70% of the problem immediately disappears. Not I would I wouldn't say all them but like 70% of the problem immediately disappears When you eliminate social media because women aren't like locked in competition with each other That's interesting. I Mean it's just like obviously true and so a lot of I mean a lot of the trad wife content, while seemingly like ballerina farms that we talked about, while seemingly like, you know, glorifying a kind of alternative to income trap is actually like a way that women are monetizing

a kind of like lifestyle. Right. Or those successful ones, but it's like OnlyFans. But it's like one percent. It's like the other side of the same coin. There's like one percenters who are like actually like Ballerina Farms, who are actually like monetizing their like web presence warmly and productively.

Yeah. And then a lot of them are just kind of like dwindling away and like, yeah, like making this contact. And literally putting their children to work in service of their vanity project. Yeah. People put children to work back on the farmstead before the nuclear family was a thing and they lived in clans. Yeah. Yeah.

And really, you can only be a trad wife again, if you're extremely rich or extremely poor. It's like the Steve Bannon horseshoe theory. And everybody thinks the rich version, of course, is glamorous and aspirational. No, nobody thinks that about the rich version of course is glamorous and aspirational. No nobody thinks that about the poor version. Right of course. There what's what's the word the Russian guy used? Like broodmare. Broodmares yeah yeah. I think it was even worse than that. It's like a pig con or something. I mean, I'm going to go up in the food chain globalist DMS.

The thing I never liked about Telegram, which I do use. Telegram. Telegram. Svinomodka. Oh my God, that is, what the fuck? That's, yeah. The thing that I never liked about Telegram on this tip is that Russians are so crass, and it is the design of it and everything I found very, a little like triggering, and like the little,

cause you can use them on signal too, but they're a little more like subtle, but they have all these like stickers kind of in lieu of emojis. And a lot of them are really like, I find them to just be really grotesque and crap. And the design to be this really bad kind of vulgar Russian look that is like, I use it,

but not as much as I would if it you know didn't repulse me that's like exactly that kind of like oh you know yeah but I guess telegram is kind of like the messaging service of the third world like it has a large market share I think that's like the messaging service of like the second world well apparently they use it and I use what's like the messaging service of like the second world. Well, apparently they use it in, I use WhatsApp with my Russian relatives. And that's what I heard on Al Jazeera that they use in Russia primarily as well. Yeah.

Cause they're not so big on, you know, free information. Which France, I guess, isn't either because they arrested Pavel Dura. I mean, the funny thing about that guy is that, I guess people were speculating that part of the reason that he was nabbed was that he was traveling with some influencer hoe, honeypot, who was geotagging selfies and pics of them Yeah, and

It was like of course like every single time Pussy will be your undoing, but what a dumb bitch, but frankly she Doesn't seem that dumb and seems like a plant and now there's a word that she's a massage agent. She's Russian. Her name is like, hold on. Apparently she, I read in the name of her, she disappeared. She's gonna reappear as like a parliament member. Julie Vavilova, 24,

was the mystery blonde traveling with Telegram CEO and was posting on social media and now she's missing apparently. So yeah, it seems like he got a little, but. She is really a mystery blonde and that there's probably no way that she's a natural blonde. Yeah, she's a mystery blonde. But if he was flying into France,

yeah, I mean, I don't know. It doesn't seem like they needed necessarily to entrap him with geo data from his, but it's a fun, it's a fun little, you know, Russian detail. Um, I don't really know anything about this guy. He's out on bail anyway. They want maxing because before he started telegram, he was like some balding incel who got a hair transplant and a six pack.

Yeah, and like some plastic surgery. He, they set a $5.6 million bail for him, which he obviously paid. Had no problem paying, yeah. And so he's, because they're attempting to charge him for crimes committed using the Telegram app in that are, you know, the person French law. Yeah.

He could be potentially responsible for. And, you know, my boyfriend was, I was kind of like, I mean, I don't really know if he should be held responsible or not for the crimes, you know, for facilitating crimes through the you know design of an app And it's encryption or whatever and he was like absolutely he should he shouldn't be you know Yeah, I mean it seems like every major platform

Facilitates major crimes from fraud to human trafficking. It's kind of inevitable So I'm sure this is like I like mostly political. I don't know crimes from fraud to human trafficking. It's kind of inevitable. So I'm sure this is mostly political. I don't know. I just really don't know if he should, I honestly, I can't make up my mind if he should or shouldn't be held responsible. I mean, it seems like a way to browbeat and threaten tech oligarchs across the board.

Like that was one of Robert Reich's six rules for curbing Elon Musk's influence. You're so 49 rules of power. You can only see rules. Yeah, and he's like, we have to threaten him with international prosecution spearheaded by global regulators. He really bears it.

First he's like, stop buying Teslas. Yeah. You know, like blah, blah. Boycott X. Boycott, blah, blah. Good luck with that. And then, yeah. And then regular is on the word,

should threaten him with arrest if he doesn't stop disseminating lies as number three. Yeah, we have the example of Pavel Durov. Like it's all set against the backdrop of this guy being apprehended in France. Yeah, and then in the United States, the Federal Trade Commission should demand that must take down lies that are largely

to endanger individuals if he does not sue him under the second five of the FTC. He's making very strong suggestions for how to like criminalize. Sue him into the ground using the full might of the international Angelina Jolie community. Yeah. She looked great in Venice.

She looked amazing. My whole TL now mercifully scrubbed of eating disorders and black crime and just Angelina Jolie 24 seven, which I'll take. I get the eating disorders that I do get because I do look at it because it's so alarming, and then I'm kind of like grotesquely being like, show me more.

So I'm engaging with it, it's my own fault. But then mercifully I get lots of like cinema, nice cinema account, Tumblr-esque, like ooh. Look at this picture of Romy Schneider on the beach with Elaine Delon. Here's Elaine Delon hugging Jane Birkin and Brigitte Bardeau. We never got to talk about Elaine Delon's death. Yeah.

And he wrote this letter to Romy Schneider that I've only, it's not really translated very well. There's like a, I actually- It's like you're gonna get raped by a pack of poop. I had an internet boyfriend briefly. I'm who spoke French, like translated it for me better. And it's a beautiful note that he wrote after Remy Schneider tragically died

after the first son, like in her fourth, so sad. The whole thing is so sad. It was such a beautiful and I've always like, oh. And I love the photos together. They're so in love and they're so beautiful. And he's so. Kind of look like siblings. He's so sad, I'm such a beautiful, and I've always like, oh, and I love the photos. I'm together, they're so in love, and they're so beautiful. And he's so- They kinda look like siblings.

He's so gorgeous, he's so gorgeous. I was so sad about his death, because he was so hot. It really is much more tragic when it happens to a hot person. I know, well, I feel like hot men are really rare. Yeah, they're super rare Because we lost beautiful women are like a dime a dozen. They're not a total dime like, you know, Jane Birkin a true rare beauty

Francois Hardy less so Not as beautiful as Jane Birkin, I'm sorry, you know if it's a contest which it's not but which it is She had her own charm and I liked her too. I don't dislike, not even counter-sickling her, but you know, but Jane Birkin also really, ah, you know, but then it's so nice because you get to see the photo, you know, everyone's posting. We love it when a famous hot person dies

because we get to see the photos and the clips. Well, Gina Rollins, really, I like, I saw so many photos of her I'd never seen before. And I love- I'm a big sucker for Gina. She's amazing. And she lived a long time and died of Alzheimer's.

So she didn't even have the bad memories anymore. Yeah. And now she gets to be with John. And you can make who no one will acknowledge because she's a Jewish brunette. Yeah. But also one of the great beauties of the screen. Yeah, no, it's way, it's yeah.

And like, but a hot guy as hot as Elaine Dillon. Yeah. They just don't make guys like that even, you know. Like he's amazing, he's so cute. Ah, so cute, so right wing, so racist. He's French, he's French, leave him alone. You know, yeah, I saw someone be like, we're gonna really forgive a domestic abuser

for his face card, and I'm like, we absolutely are. He's gorgeous, He's gorgeous. He was an amazing lover. He's a lot, it's how he became an actor is he like fucked some producer's wife and got some nice, he's so sexy and he loved women. He loved Romy Schneider. Didn't really care about being an actor that much.

Retired kind of early. Who cares? Yeah, like it's not a, it's just like he, you know, he had the force of of just a hot guy. He loved Wamen, but not as much as he loved his dogs. I know. Which made Wamen love him more. Well, his letter to Romy Schneider,

he called her my popel, my puppy. It's all about how she was like this beautiful puppy who felt helpless and they met early on on the set of some movie and then worked on some other movies they had some fraud and she was like the great love of his life yeah recovered but i'm sure he cheated on her all the time like obviously but then she died he was like it's great being in rehab because there are no women around. I don't hate women, but actually I do, but I love them too. But then she died and he got to write an amazing letter.

That is, yeah, it has moved me to tears. It's beautiful. I'm like, he's just such an, it's like the letter Melania Trump, right after Trump almost got shot. It's like- The two greatest songs about women or written by two notorious woman abusers,

John Lennon and R. Kelly. Which R. Kelly song? When a woman's fed up. I don't know that one. I'll have to listen to it. Jealous Guy by John Lennon. Totally Jealous Guy. Oh, I mean, Leonard listen to it. Jealous Guy by John Lennon. Totally jealous guy. Oh, I mean Leonard Cohen.

Yeah. Also, you know, about women like, you know. Yeah. It's all fine. He was so gorgeous. Oh. It doesn't really matter in retrospect. What, how beautiful he was?

No, how much abuse he inflicted and how much cheating he did. No, yeah, all that matters is the amazing pics we have of him and Rami Schneider, palling around, kissing. That's what people are gonna remember. That's what you want is the gorgeous pics of his handsome, handsome, handsome face,

handsome, rest in peace. Can't wait to see you in heaven. I always loved about Elaine Dillon that he was kind of uncanny valley because he had a youthful boyish face until he died, but also really severe under eye bags and 11 lines. Yeah. Which kind of made his more neotenous features pop. I know. Like he looked like a man who had seen things. He had, he wasn't even a soldier or something. He was, you know. They all were.

I mean, my favorite man of all time is Robert Mitchum. Yeah. Oh, God. Nobody remembers either. Beautiful haunted eyes on Mitchum. Yeah. And I think also that Kirk Doug, like all those guys. Yeah.

I'm like on my Matt Walsh tip. They don't make men like that anymore. Listen up morons. I mean, yeah, we've got Pavel Durov, you know, and like, why is, you know, that's really what you want. That's the legacy you want to leave on this earth is being like a weird tacky. Like Brian Johnson ass life hacker. Yeah, I know you wanna be like a guy

who's like living life and loving women and they love you too, but you hate them. And you hate them. And you have a weird eccentric guy. So hot, you know. RIP. It's, you know, RIP. Should we talk about the Harris Walls? Sure.

Now that we've paid. Like doing the homage to Dillon. Now that I've hornily paid my respects. I love Elaine Dillon because he was a guy that, like again, through no fault or credit of my own I love Elaine Dillon because he was a guy that, like again, through no fault or credit of my own that Russian people loved because he was big in the Soviet Union. So my mom was into him and showed me a bunch of movies

of his when I was a kid. It's like a pristine thing, like the raw milk. Like I like raw milk because one of my earliest memories is like squirting raw milk straight from a cow's udder into my mouth. I ate a raspberry. That's why I have my daddy issues. I ate a raspberry up a bush in the Catskills.

Took me right back to my dacha. I know, it's like a Tarkovsky film. It literally was. I was like, I was gonna start sobbing. Literally, I was like, oh my God. There's like a Tarkovsky film. It literally was, I was like, I was gonna start sobbing, literally. I was like, oh my God. There's like a weird broken down van and a three legged dog.

I want the birch trees, you know. I'm like so confused and horny, I'm ashing in my wine glass. Well, Langdon had that effect on women, you know. And he's sadly dead. Yeah. Now we're stuck with Tim Walls, who was asked about, okay, weird that he was there.

It's the first kind of interview Kamala's given. She brought Tim Walls along. Yeah. Like a dog. And he was asked about his stolen baller. Yeah. And if he misspoke, and he met he he and he said the old folksy salt of the earth. I talk with the American people talk. And he said he said, you know, I don't always have the grant have the best grammar. My wife's the English teacher. The school teacher.

And I don't I messed up the grammar. I mean, I have I have a take on this, which I think that they brought walls in ostensibly to unveil. This new team that might be running our country, but really to kind of smooth over the fact that Kamala is totally incompetent and incoherent and cannot speak. And Tim Walls, for all of his flaws, for all of his faults, is just a much more consummate politician.

And he's better at bullshitting than she is. Yeah, and he's got, he does, you know, he hasn't been much like Biden. He's kind of like in it for the longevity. So when he says he has like the 40 year career, that's like basically unblemished, you know? Like he said the one thing about the carrying guns into war and like, okay, and then he, you know,

yeah, he stole a little valor. Weird thing about his dog, the IVF he lied about. But like mainly, you know, I'm sure he has no scandal. He doesn't have, you know, he's had, he's been like a career politician. He's been good at like BSing his way up the chain of command, you know. And Kamala, I mean, this is-

And Kamala's way in over her head. It's like insane. She's this quote where she says, I believe it is very important that we take seriously what we must do to guard against what is a clear crisis in terms of the climate and to do what we can do. What we have accomplished thus far. Yes, it sounds good. She's and the other interesting thing,

that weird non-acto where she was like, I'm gonna give you too much information. And Donna bash is like, please go on. Cause she's a journalist. And the TMI turns out to be like a weird long winded and uninteresting story about how she was making pancakes and bacon for her nieces and nephews. And Auntie's serving up the syrup.

Aunt Jemima up in here. I mean, but she says to that, she ends it with, my first thought was not about me to be honest with you. My first thought was about him to be honest. So those are the words of a person who only thinks about themselves and their next move. This is in reference to Joe Biden calling her to say that he's stepping down and endorsing her as the presidential candidate.

I'm sure was not even what happened. Like obviously there was a long conversation, a whole deliberate, you know, and he was like, Kamala or his surrogates were like, Kamala, they're blackmailing us, so we're going to blackmail you. I mean, once again, Kamala Harris is not the I feel like Michael Tracy is the only guy saying this, but she was not elected to run for president. No, that's not what happens to the vice president.

I swear to God, you can pull up the receipts. I feel like I said this in 2020, that our next president is gonna be a black woman president who wins on a technicality that was in reference to Kamala Harris, but that's what it is. She's winning on technicality, which everybody knows. But it's not even a technicality. It's criminal. It's not the way our democratic process works. And it's just been memory hold because she's brat or whatever.

Why it's so rich to hear from there are some, there's a couple of guys in the democratic party that I really respect. Hey, because they're interesting characters and consummate bullshitters and those two guys are James Carville and Robert Reich. And when Robert Reich is talking about how mercurial and Machiavellian Donald Trump is, he's really talking about himself. I watched the last two nights of the DNC. Yeah. I actually, I watched the Fuentes stream cause I'm so, I'm such a ADHD zoomer. I can't, it's so boring that I have to watch, I need like snide comments from a fucking,

from Nick Fuentes and I need to go on my phone too. Like I need like three kinds of stimuli to even like, do, watch it. But they mentioned like, the RNC didn't mention Kamala and Harris barely at all, the DNC mentioned Trump constantly. And then, yeah, it was so, it was just this fake like like, pausey vibes.

It was really giving like Hillary Clinton, we don't need to make America great because America's already good. It was really just this kind of like really, and I understand knowing liberals, you know, that they do wanna just kind of be reassured. You know, they just wanna be like, you're a good person. And like, one of the things they kept reiterating was like,

we're not going back. But that's the whole basis of the New Yorker cover. It's like, you're a good person for feeling these weird, displaced feelings of guilt. You're a good person. It's all good. We're bringing civility. They kept saying, decency.

We're going to bring decency back to politics. Decency, levity. The whole Kamala campaign is about levity. Because we get all because she's like laughing, drunk. She's laughing all the time. Paige, I let Adasha play books and just start giggling nervously when you don't know what's going on. So people are loving that. And then yeah, and then just like a reassurance of like, it's all good, you're good, we're good people, we're just being a decent fucking person for once and bringing back decency and civility and nice.

It's all okay, like don't listen to all that hateful, crazy right-wing stuff about how the country's bad, the country's good. And the country's good and we're good and we're doing good and they like don't say anything at all and it's all just crazy Make psychotic rhetoric Yeah, but she just like us for real I can't hate a she's drunk and a cop and also giggles nervously

Don't hate the player hit the game, you know But the yeah the interview was not, but it doesn't matter. Liberals don't, as long as they feel good, as long as she can tell the story about making pancakes. Their brain like shuts off and they don't, and they're like, oh yeah, they don't give a shit. They're like, my mommy's making pancakes? At one point her sister gave a speech before.

Kamala made the speech on the last night, and she kept talking about their mom, whose name is Shamala. But she kept saying mommy, and I was like, this is like psychological warfare, the way she's just like, mommy's gonna come, mommy's gonna make the way she's just like, mommy's gonna come, mommy's gonna make the scary bad man go away, and like we can,

we have our nice mixed race mommy. Yeah. Mata mommy. And that's, I mean, I think it's working for a lot of people. Yeah. I don't like it because I'm a son. I don't know.

So I don't love it, you know. I don't like it because I hate these people. Yeah. Who did nothing to earn their place. Like, I remember some guy being like, I don't like this. Would you rather choose like a woman who went to law school. Went through menopause. And became a top jurist or a fake felon

with a reality TV show. And it's like, well, okay, for better or for worse, whether or not you say daddy's money, the guy had his own real estate empire. He knows a thing or two about living in the real world and negotiating with people. So that's for sure. And that's like a crazy equivalency to me,

for me to suggest that the real world is getting some like a woman quoted. Well, the felon- Like a formative action hire. The felon thing's a big win for them because they love like fake. Well, they love to say how he. The felon thing's a big win for them because they love like fake. Well, they love to say how he's a felon and she puts away felons or whatever,

blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you notice, I mean, I think it's different for everyone depending on the algorithm, but all the ads for me when I watched that interview were, it was literally an Amy Schumer Tampax commercial and then some weird like drawn on eyebrow ambiguously raced zoomer always pads commercial. It was all for menstrual products which is crazy. I kept getting a commercial for some like investment. It was like the joke of the. Oh yeah, like the the woman weird Herod and bitch mom, the bitch mom who was like, not now honey. I'm diversifying

my portfolio. Yeah, but it's I want a gazebo, which I never had because your cock father. I saw that commercial over and over. And then the yeah then like that commercial was like hey your wife doesn't have to be a weird bitch you can put your money into a safe investment portfolio or whatever I don't really you know API girl boss okay but you can just do this it's like the mom has like thick glasses and like a heavily furrowed brow. Yeah, and it played, one of the girls was like, is mommy a finance bro? It has like a misandrist kind of like, you know. And the other girl is possibly a boy.

Who knows, mixed race, whatever. The nanny's not in the picture. But yeah, I kept getting that ad, which was interesting. I saw that one too, but like straight up, I'm getting that ad, which was interesting. I saw that one too, but like straight up, I'm not making this up. Like two out of the three ads that I was served were for menstrual products.

Were you on your period? I might be, I was thinking that because they might know that I'm like synced or whatever. Well, do you use an app to track it? No, I don't. Oh, interesting. Yeah. I use the power of my mind.

Right? Because I use an app of my mind. Right? Because I use an app that probably shares data with that knows it and when it knows it knows probably what to fucking feed me to manipulate me. Oh my God. I don't use it, but I'm probably like in the text and the group chats being like, shut the fuck up. I'm about to get my period. Right.

And Elon's taking note. Yeah. For sure. Tampon Tim. Tampon Tim. I think he should do some tampon commercials. He wants to give them to boys. I mean the whole part of the reason I also, I think there's nothing really, I said this, I think there's something really wrong with Kamala where she can't hold it.

Like, I think she's like Biden where it was like they couldn't, he was just going off the rails too bad. I think if like she is, has to sustain an interview too long by herself, she'll do something really bad. Yeah, I mean having Tim Walls on board with her is very clearly leverage against her making horrible gaffes and faux pas. Well, partly because she also has to justify, because she was the vice president of the previous election

who was not democratically elected to run for the Democratic candidate of this current election, she's basically justifying like a, you know, she's running like in lieu of Biden and so anyone who's been dissatisfied with the Biden administration, she sort of has to answer to why, like she's not, she can't really usher, she can't like throw Biden under the bus and be like, that guy was senile, I'm gonna usher in all this change. She has to really be really political

and be like, no, we had to recover the economy. It took four years to get us to this point, which is still bad, maybe worse, but that was because of Trump. She has to do all this weird lying that like, she's not smart enough maybe to do. Yeah, I mean, she blamed the pandemic era, death tolls and loss of jobs on the Trump administration and accused them of like gross mismanagement.

And she suggests that America recovered faster than any wealthy nation due to Biden's policies. Which is, I'm going to go out on a limb and say probably not true. Yeah. I mean, isn't there evidence to say that like, what isn't there some Scandi nation that did didn't do lockdowns and did a universal immunity or whatever? Yeah, but even if it's true that America recovered faster than

any other wealthy nation as like measured by GDP or whatever, it's not clear that that was due to Biden's policies. Yeah, I mean, I'm really out of touch. And like, yeah, so, oh, that- To be honest. The immigration bill that they were talking about, which is really what set me off. I was instantly suspicious of female intuition.

They kept bringing this up at the DNC as well, which also I had a similar kind of, I was like, that doesn't seem like they're telling the truth. Yeah, and I felt kind of intimidated because I'm too lazy and stupid to get to the bottom of what's really in this bill. But she talked about Trump not doing the bipartisan consensus and working on it because it was politically Yeah, talked about Trump not doing the bipartisan consensus

and working on it because it was politically and expedient for him. Was he in, this was a bill that was, I'm sorry, I feel really dumb, but this was interesting. So Biden wasn't, Trump wasn't in, like, he's not in the Senate, the Congress or whatever. Trump wasn't in, like, he's not in the Senate, the Congress or whatever. But I think like, I vaguely looked into it and basically what it does is that it caps

the intake of illegal immigrants at 5,000 people a day. And then they start turning them away and sending them back and have to negotiate with like the Mexican government because there are a lot of illegals coming in who are like Guatemalan and Venezuelan are not Mexican nationals so Mexico has no obligation to take them. This was the bipartisan. Yeah and so like if you do the math I think like 5 000 a day ends up being something like 1.8 million a year, which is kind of insanely high. And I don't know if there's any data on how many immigrants are illegally coming into

this country on average in a day. Right? I don't know. Maybe it's lower. maybe it's higher, but the bill would basically allow a maximum of 5,000, which is a lot. Which seems like a lot of illegal immigrants. Yeah, and it's like very also like obviously very suspicious

that the Biden administration suddenly didn't about face and started being like tough on immigration Well, because she well because they took the temperature of the public and realized that Illegal immigration is actually extremely Unpopular nobody wants it, right? And because she was in charge Allegedly as the borders are

They're taking her to task and so she's deflecting because she was in charge, allegedly, as the borders are, they're taking her to task. And so she's deflecting by talking about this bill, that like you said, anytime someone says bill or study, it's basically bogus. And there's always some other, well, at least with studies, something like debunk it. But with a bill, it's like always, yeah, it's like, I mean, yeah.

Walls is a very skilled liar. He's better than her. He's very good at lying, and she's not as good at lying, but she's comfortable doing it. And she's good at deflecting in this way that liberals, like where she talks about, you know, her niece with the braids and the, oh. Oh, and that was interesting when they, at the last question that Donna Bash asked was.

That was a viral image that I've never seen before. No, and she was asking him basically to respond to walls to his like retarded written house son sobbing hysterically and being like, that's my dad. No, and she was asking him basically to respond to walls to his retarded written house son, sobbing hysterically and being like, that's my dad on stage. Which I watched that clip and it was actually kind of sweet and endearing and brought me to tears. I'm sorry.

I was watching- I'm a little tired and a moral fag when it comes to sons. No, I was watching the- Well, sure, but I was watching the DNC that, Barron would never, first of all, Barron would never, Barron, nice stoic autistic boy, never looked bored the night his dad won the presidency in 2016, was on stage looking really tired and bored.

I just wanna see Lenny on stage crying, he takes my mom, when mommy does something really racist. You don't want that, you want him to be, you know, like dignified and strong. But I was watching the DNC that night and I remember them cutting away to Wals's son. And I didn't know that it was Wals's son. And I was like, ooh, like, because they did,

they do roll out a lot of, you know. I'm sorry for calling a minor retarded i didn't mean that but they had they aired some um dnc like ad campaign where they had like a person in a wheelchair talking about how they're a democrat like you know like a retarded voice you know and i was like oh like they are that you know and then it was like the silent guy who was going like, and then there was like a translator. No, there was some woman who was talking weird and I wasn't really listening. And I made a very hateful comment to my boyfriend about how she had been molested. I was like, oh, who's this molested woman talking to her weird voice?

And then she was like, and once I regained my voice through speech therapy, I was like, fuck. But yes, so they were like, we like, it's the Democrats, you can't put it past them to bring out some retarded person. So when I saw Walls' son. We'll wheel out some retard in hopes that Trump will make fun of him. Yeah, not knowing who he was, I was like,

who's this disabled, hysterical boy? And I felt bad. I felt pity and bad and all the normal human things. But I don't think it's... I wouldn't... Okay, but that's all. Yeah. And then they get to be like, oh, yeah, the right wingers are so mean for pointing out. But that's exactly what Leftist did when Rittenhouse was ugly crying.

They both, I'm a bipartisan person, which I don't think men, even if they're 18 years old, even if they're basically boys, should be ugly crying in court or at the DNC anywhere. They should not be contorting their face like Kyle Rittenhouse or Tim Walsh's son. And that's why I'm a centric. Like, I don't, And that's why I'm a centric.

Like I don't, like that's obviously bad optics. Yeah, I agree. It's bad optics. And the thing with bad optics is that libs think that they're good optics. I know it's so annoying. But that's all like water under the bridge. Yeah, that's more sinister. Even asking him about that is like distracting from how he faked his dog.

Well, when they wheeled out the image of Kamala's grand niece with her little Beyonce, Rosa Parks, pigtails, and were like, how did you react to this totally unstaged, perfectly organic image? And she's like, oh, I was so humbled and chastened and whatever. And it's like, clearly the image was staged. It looks like it could be very easily photoshopped.

We don't even know if it was real. Like, okay, the Tim Wall's son crying shit was totally real. Of course, I saw that happen, yeah. But the Kamala grandniece business, that feels like a Psy-op. It's like, I don't know. Okay, no, I, yeah, no, when when I first when they first showed it on the screen I

was like there was like this viral image I was like never seen this before and then I was looking at the top portion of the screen which has Kamala looking very like dictatorial and then the second is like it's a very poorly composed photograph it's like and it looks like it could be like this. It reminds me of the Birmingham Four, which were like four black girls who were killed in like a KKK church bombing. Well, they also brought out that image is like very like civil rights movement. No, they know they know they know what they're doing. It's not, yeah. And even to suggest that it was viral is like, I don't know, for who and what are you talking about? And well, they also brought the Central Park vibe to.

Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. What do they call them, the exonerated vibe? The exonerated vibe.

Mm-hmm. Who I don't wanna talk about. Uh. Uh. We don't have to get into all that. I don't wanna talk about. We don't have to get into all that. I don't wanna talk about a lot, but that's the vibe. So when I saw Tim Walz's son and stuff, and it was all like, yeah, like, crims and cripples.

I was kind of like, oh, why are they showing us this forlorn, disabled boy? It's like the bank-ified image of like, oh, why are they showing us this forlorn, bank-sified image of Kamala walking in the shadow as a little black girl with pigtails or whatever. Of course. No, yeah, that's the same thing. They tried it with Hillary too,

was where they would show the picture of her as a little girl when she was like, congratulations, this future for us, and it was a picture of her as a little girl it's like but everybody's clowned on Hillary about that and like this exploits the feminist messaging but also introduces the racial messaging which makes it perfect it's very doubly grotesque it's all the whole campaign has been very skillful and glossy and it's been yeah from the phone the staged phone calls that Kamala's to the staged photo of her granny. It's all very and like you speak yeah like you said the RNC's like the BET Awards and the DNC's like the Oscars it's like glossy and nice and like every Mindy K. Liggs coming out,

fucking Keenan Thompson is doing some bit that's failing and bombing hard and no one knows because no one's watching but I'm like what the fuck is this and where yeah they brought Keenan Thompson out to talk about uh Project 2025 which is also not even a real thing. Yeah. Not even a real part like the Trump is denounced. Yeah well now fake. Now like media is running with this narrative that Curtis Yarv and aka Bronze Age pervert is like the architect of project 2025. Yeah I mean the yeah. I mean anything that has like project attached to its name is evil. Project 1619, they're all evil. There is no project 2025. That's something that was made up

in like a democratic think tank. Yeah, by Robert Reich and James Carville. Yeah, this is my instinctual feeling, which by the way, I had about Kamala faking, working at McDonald's, Fowler, which I've been vindicated on, because she mentioned it at the DNC, and I was like, this fish shouldn't work at McDonald's. I was like, if she worked at McDonald's,

if I worked at McDonald's, there'd be tons of photos of me in my McDonald's uniform. Throwing up a Nazi flag. I would be, you would see, I was like, she didn't work at McDonald's. I knew it. No fucking way she worked at McDonald's. She's clearly lying. She absolutely was. I was like she American McDonald's I knew it no fucking way sugar you know she's clearly lying she absolutely was I was totally vindicated

that reminds me of like that one time I like put a delicious taco story about like working at like a riot Taco Bell or Chick-fil-a and maybe it was McDonald's yeah yeah it's on my onto my Instagram stories like They're like this fucking bitch. And they're like this fucking bitch, she's stealing Valor. She literally at some point when she was running for president started to invoke this anecdote about her working at McDonald's that was completely not true. She had an internship at McDonald's.

She didn't fucking work at McDonald's. And if she had, there would be a photo. And if there was a photo of her in a McDonald McDonald's uniform it'd be really good for her campaign but there isn't one. Which is why we haven't seen it because it doesn't exist because she never fucking worked at McDonald's and that's part of her photo that's Tim Walls that's all of it's the folksy the camel hat it's like well that's the point is that one in eight Americans have worked at McDonald's so endears her to people in this way that they, you know,

you know, she's part of this very American franchise. She's not some lib elite. She's barely an American wearing some Chloe or whatever she and, you know, she's not out of touch. She worked at McDonald's, but she didn't. I mean, the Kamala thing is similar to me to like the trinny nanny thing because again, they're forcing a person down our throats that has nothing to do with foundational black Americans. Because her father is a Jamaican immigrant. She's not African American. She's not African American. Barack Hussein Obama.

And doing the photo of the, I mean, it's true, it is a Rosa Parks ass, little girl, civil rights, you're so right. They know exactly what they're doing. And this is like catnip for Libs. But I do think, I don't know, I'm not cynical. I think a lot of people are sick. I don't think the libs,

I think they've underestimated how sick people are of Hollywood and how a lot of people are not, but a lot of people are numb to this phony messaging and don't want it. And more will be revealed, you know, but I would hope so. But I think even like the phony messaging doesn't matter because again, like libs pretend to be invested in the process of vetting a candidate, but they're really not. And they'll just vote for whoever the Democrats decide in their face, which is like normal and natural when you're a partisan and a

loyalist. I don't think it's normal and natural, even if you're a Democrat, because your whole thing is that you believe in democracy. And but they don't they believe in the Democrats exactly which is which is not which is has proven itself to be extremely undemocratic in just assigning Kamala to the presidency and she's never even won a fucking and she's never won a primary she's not a she she can't be the democratic candidate, but for some reason we don't. That's somehow it's like that. It's like airbud or it's like, no one said a dog couldn't be the president or whatever. It's like, no one said like, Kamala Harris can be the president by some tech.

Yeah. Like you said, like a technicalities and you're like, what the fuck? And I really don't think it's like, when you think about it, like, what's to prevent them from eventually suspending the rule that you have to be naturally born American citizen to run for president or vice president? Like, I can see that as being like another technicality that they fudge.

In which case we're good.udge. In which case we're good. Yeah, we're pleased to announce our dual presidential run. It's like the one episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia where they apply to the job with the one resident. That's what we're gonna have to do if this podcast doesn't pan out. Did you hear about, there's apparently some Eastern European pop star

called Anna Dasha Novotny. She's not Eastern European, she's a country musician who I have known about because she- What the fuck? Stealing Valor? Her stage name is Dasha, and I think that they're trying to sigh up a new Dasha. And her song's pretty good. And yeah, so they're trying to like, you know,

cause obviously you Google Dasha, like I'm basically, I am, you know. Have you? Dasha Zhukov's gone a little, now that we're down on oligarchs, she's a little like. Well, she got in trouble cause she had that photo up on that chair that was shaped like a. I think it was a black person.

I think she was like sitting on like some kind of conceptual artists like slave chair. But also yeah, with Russia and Ukraine, everything like Dasha Zhukov is a little recessed. So I must be the most popular Dasha. So they're trying to make a new Dasha that's more popular, but whatever, it's not up to me. There's also the Dasha who was in Orange is the New Black,

but she's Dominican, so it doesn't matter. I'm like trans. Well, yeah, her career didn't exactly pop off, but yeah, there's some kind of country star has a song called Austin. But is she even of like Eastern European heritage? Honestly, I don't know. Oh, well, actually I Googled Dasha. I'm humbled. I'm humbled to see that. I'm humbled to see that. Google Dasha and the deep state has put this 24 year old

Dasha on the front page. She's in a marriage. It says she's in, oh wow, also Pisces. Whoa, okay. Dasha Novotny. She's of Czech descent. Okay. Anna Dasha Novotny is her name, yeah.

But that's just her name. You know, just like I'm not related to some famous necrosub, poets and Russian literary critics and stuff. She's just a Russian last name, but she's yeah, she's technically Czech, but yeah, she's basically American, was like a dancer. We should have her on the pod and be like,

are you more of an Anna or a Tasha? I think we know. But yeah, she's been at it for a while. And then, yeah, in November of last year, I guess Austin eventually peaked in June of this year on the country music charts. So they're, I mean, they are asteriterfing her and that's fine. Okay, I wanted to ask you if you've ever listened

to any music by Addison Rae? I've listened to Diet Pepsi. Okay. She, Addison Rae has been at it for a while. She's like a TikTok influencer who became a pop star? Yeah, she was like, she, I think she came up on social media, you know, but then Charlie kind of roped her into the brat campaign and then she had Sean Price Williams shot the Diet

Pepsi video and she's, she's extremely flexible, which I really like. Yeah, and kind of plump, but in a good way. Yeah, she's hot. She's like a hot slut who's really flexible. She's like a slam pig, which I also mean with all due deference. Of course, we love that about her.

And she's always showing off, yeah, her flexibility, which is really nice to see. She's also in Thanksgiving, the Eli Roth movie, where she does the splits on a trampoline and then some. You gotta. Hey. The one that Tim Dillon is in.

Yeah, exactly. She's a co-star of Tim Dillon's. She's been at it. She's not as much of a Psy up as Dasha the Country Star. She's like Addison Raisman kind of doing her weird thing for a bit. I find Sabrina Carpenter, I like- She's like medically short like Robert Reich.

Yeah, exactly, exactly. I find her shortness to be repulsive. Awful. But yeah. And her kind of whole sex pot kind of 19 pinup thing to me is very, I just don't, it may be, I think it's a cultural thing or like American, like Marilyn Monroe is kind of a short,

they let you know, it's very American, like kind of like a little plump, nice chick. But for me, I like a nice long, you know, it's very American, like a little plump, nice chick. But for me, I like a nice long, you know, I like a longer, I like a like model-esque. Like a Bella Hadid. My spectrum is like athletic to Wayfish. I don't love like tiny plump little, ooh, like push up bra.

Like I'm not like, oh, oh, oh. Well, it makes me think of incest and pedophilia. It's a little pedophilic, which is okay. That's part of the culture too. But she's, and I liked that song just because I've been like literally brainwashed into listening to it. But she doesn't have the star power of Addison Rae to me, because she's not

doing the splits. Agree with that. She's not like doing the splits and like a backhand. We like the sweaty splits. Popping her pussy and stuff. Yeah, and yeah Addison Rae just seems more like down for whatever. Yeah she is. She likes. We like a squealing little piglet. for whatever, yeah she is. She likes. We like a squealing little piglet. But that's another, yeah you can think Charlie. Charlie. Charlie Crone's were pushed over.

And I don't like the new Dasha they're bringing around. Addison, I don't mind because she's doing a totally different thing. Her name's not Dasha. If her name was Dasha, I'd blow my brains out. If Addison Rae was popping her pussy like that, and her name was Dasha, I don't know. I don't know what I would even do. I'd have nothing.

Kill yourself. Get really fat, fake a pregnancy, get really fat, then kill myself. So watch out deep state. Because I got a wild card up my sleeve. And who knows when I'll detonate the vest. That's not a threat. Don't.

You're gonna go Philip Seymour Hawthorne mode. Mm-hmm. That's a joke on my humor podcast and there's nothing wrong. Everything's good. You thought I was a pretty young thing, but I'm a fat old man. I'm gonna transition, get pregnant,

be the pregnant man, become very vocally about how I'm a pregnant man. Actually, I'm just a fat woman. And then I'm gonna kill myself to punish you people for trying to make a new Dasha happen. We'll see who comes up when you Google Dasha. When I'm done waging my fake pregnancy campaign. It's like Indians talking at some religious concept. Also that is something.

Making a Dasha. I think, yeah, it's related to like astrology like Vedic, spiritual, I see people being like, but what am I supposed to worry about in my dasha? And I'm like, whoa. Good thing I don't dabble in the dark arts. Yeah, good thing that Hindu business isn't my fight. The sorcery of raw milk. Or the sorcery of pasteurization. Pasteurization.

I'm so drunk. Well, we can wrap up. We're almost in two hours. We did a great job. I'm just gonna cut out the middle man and kill myself. No, Anna, no. Well, I'll see you in hell because I'm gonna kill myself after you.