Red Scare - No Debate

Episode Date: June 29, 2024

The ladies cover the Biden Trump debate.

We're back. we're back, we're back. Look at us, afternoon sober, living room. No alcohol, drinking a Celsius. It's a Joe Brandon clown world, so they only have the tall cans of Diet Coke. It's the bite, it's the bite inflation. Cause it's the same amount of Coke. It's just skinnier and longer can.

Yeah, it's like when you smoke one of those like skinny Capri cigarettes and it makes you somehow feel like skinnier and more sophisticated. Yeah. I don't mind the tall cans. I think it's fine. It also feels like an energy drink, which I guess like all Diet Coke kind of is.

It has, it's fine. It also feels like an energy drink which I guess like all diet coke kind of is it has it's caffeinated for sure It's in a great. It's a great drink. Mm-hmm How are you feeling about after the debate I Feel weirdly hungover really and I didn't drink it all but I feel like kind of dizzy and nauseous. Specifically morally hungover. How do you feel? I mean, I'm literally hungover, but I feel great. Wait, were you already drunk when you pulled up? No, but I had like three kind of self-mixed cocktails, which who knows how much

alcohol, you know, that picture you posted is so disgusting and traumatizing of like the panty liner stickers from beach. I went to the beach. I was a little like sun fried. And then I started drinking vodka Gatorade and like hooting and hollering at the Trump-Brandon debate. I was, I just, yeah, whenever there's like a big Trump-centric kind of event, like the mugshot, the, you know, the first, maybe last debate between him and Biden that we watched last night,

I feel like, like this world is just like beautiful. I'm like, I'm so amazing. I love like, I'm loving life. The verdict, the Hillary debate. Yeah, exactly. Like, I can't believe I was ever gonna kill myself. Like, when I could see like Joe Biden like death rattle,

just like barely able to talk up there. I'm just so funny, so crazy. I can't believe it happened. And I can't believe that anybody let it happen. I never thought it would come to pass. I know. Like it seems like a wild gamble for Democrats to make. Like what were they thinking? I had no, yeah, I was like, really?

Like what's it actually gonna be like? Cause like, obviously we've known that Biden has had significant mental decline. He was like dying up there. It was like criminal. Like stifling coughs. It was like watching a person with Alzheimer's die. It was looking crazy.

It was sad. Poor Gina Rollins. Why? She has Alzheimer's. She does? But still more cogent, less senile, and Biden a little bit. Well, having the Alzheimer's isn't, besides the bits where you get scared,

like it's not as bad as it is for like, it's true, because you're- We have early onset Alzheimer's. You have Alzheimer's, so you're kind of chilling. It's like your loved one's gonna suffer. It's bad for your loved one, yeah. So she's fine. She's like, she's back on set, you know, in her mind.

She's like, she's reliving her glory days, I bet. She's probably having a great Alzheimer's. But when it started, you were like, oh, this feels fake. Like, it's almost like they're gonna have like weird hologram deep fakes on stage. But they did have their mics muted when the other one talked, and there was like no press or audience in the house.

So that was weird because it was like a chilling, cold atmosphere. And then it ended like with just this like eerie silence. Yeah. And then like standing there kind of in this. No music, no applause. The end was bizarre and the whole thing felt, yeah, like was like produced kind of like North Korean. Like the Tampkin Village. And then I'm diorama.

My mind is so like, you know, poisoned from the internet and stuff that like, yeah, I'm like watching Biden's mouth, like trying to see if it's like a deep fake and stuff and kind of like, you know, it's like when you're looking at a pregnancy test and you're like, is that a fucking line? Like you're like at a pregnancy test and you're like, is that a fucking line? You're like vaguely hallucinating.

Watching Biden talk, I was like, is he, is it syncing up? Am I crazy? Like what's going, the uncanniness of all his surgeries and his bloodless, well okay, first of all, Trump wore a red, white and blue Navy suit, billowing flag. Yeah, the wavy pin.

The wavy flag, which already mugged Biden out of the water because Biden wore a black suit. Because it's dynamic and energetic, yeah. And Wade and Alison both pointed out that Biden, who usually looks pretty sharp, was not hitting last night, because he had the black suit, the straight pin,

and he looked like a waiter and undertaker, not very presidential. Not like Trump, who was looking glossy, tan. I've, taking your advice, stopped wearing sunscreen. Okay, good point. I've taken your advice, stopped wearing sunscreen. Okay, good point. I've decided that I'm gonna get sun damage this year. Okay, knock yourself out. And just get out there and like get out in the sun.

So I'm a centrist now and I've taken the middle ground, which means like smearing sunscreen on my face. Yeah. Just to, you know. Prevent against sun damage? Well, because I've paid so much money to various dermatologists to like laser the shit out of my face and prescribe me retin-A.

So I don't wanna like walk back the results, extremely mild and moderate results of all my treatments and procedures. But I've never put sunscreen on my body. I have a sunburn right now. Yeah. In the middle of my back, though I did like, I kind of like did the shoulders and then like got distracted.

Yeah, you just do like all the highlighter areas. But yeah, Trump had a tan. He always looked good. Biden was pasty. Biden had that, you know, that tool that's popular on TikTok and Instagram. It's like the new personal facial device that you do in your home and it's supposed to give you quote glassy skin.

Is it? What is it? I don't know. It's like some tool that like Bella Hadid uses. That's a total scam and that they're sending to all these influencers to like cuddle. Glass skin is, yeah, you have to put on a ton of product to get glass skin. But Biden looked crazy, porous, like literally his 11 lines were less pronounced than mine, which I'm jealous of. But if I may say something nice,

both of these candidates are handsome men. Sure. I mean, Biden was really giving sailor, I think. Yeah, Biden's not, I don't have any qualms with his physical appearance as much as I do his like, way more extreme seeming old age. Because even Trump aren't really that far off in age.

No, I think they have a similar difference to us. Like five or six years. One thing I really, really hate and resent is like when MSM does this like nonpartisan line where they're like these two fuddy duddy senile old geezer geriatrics who are both inarticulate and incoherent in the same way. It's like be serious, calm on out. Like that was a big punchline on Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael, where they'd like laugh about how grandpa wandered off the nursing home grounds or whatever in relations in reference to both Trump and Biden.

It's like, that's just not true. One of those guys is way more lucid and coherent. And was Wade pointing this out as well, like I think not having an audience actually made him because when he, Trump is fantastic with an audience, obviously he loves, but it causes him to kind of like free associate in these really like creative ways that I enjoy, you know, he's really, he riffs a lot in front of an audience because they're like responding to everything he says and then that's when he gets even, I mean he's always hyperbolic, but with an audience, he'll really be like,

and it's, I'm the most oppressed guy, and the wounds all over his body. And there were billions and billions of numbers. Yeah. Some of the best numbers you ever seen, folks, and people are cheering, they go crazy for it. But yeah, without an audience, he was just restrained enough,

and then actually muting his mic, he was also kind of to his favor because he didn't interrupt Biden. And so then Biden could just kind of trail off and say all sorts of like, he was saying the craziest, exactly. Like the stuff Biden was saying up there. I mean, the big one was when he like really early

in the debate, like fumbled really badly, then was really quiet and then said, anyway, so we beat Medicaid. And then Trump said, yeah, you beat it. You beat it to death. My favorite one was when Trump said, yeah, you beat it. You beat it to death. My favorite one was when he said, I support Roe v. Wade, which had three trimesters. He had some unintentional bangers. I loved when he said, carrying swastikas on torches, coming out Nazis coming out of the

fields carrying swastikas on torches. Women, it was so psychedelic when he said women are being raped by their in-laws. Their mothers and sisters. Their in-laws, their spouses, their brothers and sisters. I was like, their in-laws? Islamophobic. I mean, obviously I guess some people get raped by their in-laws, but that is crazy. Of course it must happen.

It's like those scenes in Mulholland Drive where Naomi Watts' aging parents, no, the people that she meets in the airport, who are like a stand-in for her aging parents are like stalking around in miniature. And they're like tiny, but imagine those people like becoming full size and raping them. But I don't know, I mean, everyone was like,

oh, like Trump delivered a real ass whooping to Biden. He really like ass raped him. He owned him, he's done. And it's like, well, like Trump delivered a real ass whooping to Biden, he really like ass raped him, he owned him, he's done. And it's like, well, what did you expect? I wasn't that like impressed or surprised. And honestly, just like, for my own sake, not out of any like political considerations, I was kind of hoping and praying for a miracle

that like Biden would pull something truly like wacky and remarkable out of his weird black undertaker suit and wow the audience. He gets out of bed like the grandpa and Charlie and the chocolate factory and starts like dancing around. He's like the guy from the Apollo with the cane who dragged the contestants off stage

except he's dragging himself. Yeah, but I mean, it's like- No, I, yeah, I didn't know what to expect. Like I was so shocked that it even happened, like we said. Yeah. That like, yeah, I can't say I'm really surprised. Yeah, I mean, it's just like obvious that Trump,

whatever delusion he has, he's had since his youth, and it's not like a question of aging. He is consistent. He's a stable genius. He's chaotic and vivacious and dynamic, but also weirdly lucid and coherent. And Biden on the other hand is truly like an Ikea monkey,

like trapped in the mental prison of his like mounting senility and regret. Why won't they let that guy, there's no one else that's really like- People are now like this has unleashed like the usual torrent of speculation. And now the Dems are all doing their usual consensus building and falling in line with like the usual torrent of speculation. And now the Dems are all doing their usual consensus building and falling in line with like the keynote

of like pre-vetted talking points. And it's like, who's it gonna be? Is it gonna be like Hillary or Kamala or Newsome? Hillary would be crazy. Or maybe we can dust off some old heads like Beto or Mayor Pete. They got nothing. Yeah.

And as someone else pointed out, all of the insights that would have been deemed low IQ in the hands of somebody like Marjorie Taylor Greene are now approved legitimate commentary among the democratic chattering class or whatever. Yeah, I don't know, I guess I have a hot take. My main takeaway from this debate is that Biden did not particularly choke and was not unusually bad,

he was just being his usual self. But the thing is, I feel like they've kind of obscured, not very well, but to the best of their ability, like how senile he was, or like, not in a way that anyone reasonable, I think, thought, but there was like a plausible kind of Democrat mindset where you could be like, he's okay, but we just never see him. And like when we do, he's like kind of gaffing, but that's okay. So what he's like, okay.

He's like falling down. Yeah. They're like, that's normal. It's fine. But like actually seeing him like speak for a long time and up against Trump, just really like, there's no, you can't, you can't watch that and be like, that should be the president, you know? And that is the president. I mean, yeah, literally. That's the president of the United States

and he's like, unfit, like Trump. When they try to make us ashamed that Trump used to be our president and notice how with him and only with him they call him former president Trump because they can't not acknowledge that he was once president. But they don't do that for any other president. They still call like Obama and Clinton, President Obama and President Clinton. It's not like you, you vacate the office, but you don't lose the title. Yeah, no, they do.

Yeah, that's like, Maddie told me it was like an unwritten kind of rule of decorum that yeah, is not extended to Trump. Because he's like a establishment outsider. I mean, the best, I think like, obviously Trump won the debate. Like that's not, there's no, but like I thought when he would say like there is no debate like he said this man's not fit to, unfit to rule. I know it and you know it.

And like when he would kind of like, and he didn't do it too much. He did it it I think just the right amount. He was quite restrained. Yeah he wasn't like because he could have come off really like cruel and like he could have he could have really like demolished Biden honestly and he was like actually. But that would be like too much. Exactly. Actually wait I'm gonna try to find it. I think he showed like a lot of presidential kind of diplomatic restrained, but the moments where he would say

like there is no debate, it's crazy that this debate is even happening was so just nice because you do feel gaslit when like the president is a corpse and you have to pretend that he's not. He really like paced and timed his zingers. Milo had a good tweet about this. Trump delivering spitfire machine gun mega death would backfire horribly against such a desperately

feeble opponent inspiring pity. Pity is powerfully motivating, albeit in a retarded direction. That's how Fetterman got elected. It's Trump's number one electoral risk because he's too powerful. Totally. And people are like, oh, well, he's retarded.

And if he demolishes the opponent, people will feel sorry for him and will vote for him out of pity. But yeah, Biden's like no match for Trump because Trump is like an artist and genius operating on his own wavelength and Biden, even his like senility and dementia aside, is very much a guy who's still trying to appeal to voters in this very cookie cutter, professionally trained, over the counter politician

way. I mean, that's been his whole like political career. He's like an operatic or whatever. He's just like a total, like, he's always been like, just kind of like this meddling guy. And through the like- He's like a composite of all previous democratic presidents. It's like those composites that they do

of like the average type of the average nation. And it's like Uzbek, Latvian, Nigerian, Laotian, but they all kind of look the same. Yeah, yeah, he's very generic. Yeah, they're like cute, but kind of gray and featureless. And he seemed like he was on a lot of generic emphatism of the betamines as well. Yeah, the cocktail's not working.

He needs a hit of that Hunter crack. Yeah. I mean, it's very hard to like operate in a establishment mold when your faculties have failed you only to be replaced by like a wild yet futile old man rage. Cause you can't be like reasonable and normal and polite. And you just keep making like gaff after taking L after L. I honestly, to tell you the truth,

I relate to Biden more than Trump. I wish that were not the case. I wish it wasn't true. I wish I was more of a Trump than a Biden, but definitely I relate to him being like lost and confused and incoherently rambling while groping around for the right words, stumbling around on stage like a Dahmer victim with a hole drilled in his head.

Yeah, getting basic facts wrong, alluding to Agent Orange and like, the veterans. Agent Orange. Yeah, what cleanest water. I also liked when they asked Trump about climate change. He didn't answer the question at all and kept talking about, I think migrants

or Biden migrant crime. Yeah. And then they had to like ask him again. And then he said that he had the cleanest water and air. I had the cleanest, meanest. We had he said we had H2O. And it was clean, crystal clear. And I yeah, I love that because climate change is fake. True.

I really am like, I'm done pretending that climate change is. We were ahead of the curve on that. I was, I tuned into our friend Alex Jones the other day, who did you hear they're gonna take info wars away from him? Yeah. Damn. But he was talking about how we're being emotionally manipulated by those photos of the polar bear

on the little piece of ice, you know? And he said that there's more polar bears than ever and that they, they're apex predators, they can swim. When you see a polar bear standing on a fucking block of ice, they can swim. Like they're not, and I was like that is because I do see those photos and I am like, oh no, like because I love polar bears, polar bears especially, you know, I they do tug on my heartstrings. And then I was like, what the fuck do I, do I actually think like all the ice around this bear like melted and now he's trapped

and he's gonna die out there? Like that's implausible, it doesn't make any sense. AJ is saying the bear is just gonna jump into the water and swim back to a larger hunt of ice. And he's like hunting and he's doing this thing and he's fine. That's how I feel when I'm bombarded with like, kids in cages or Palestinian kids, like, of course, I sympathize

with and stand with them, but then I'm like, am I being manipulated as a woman and a mother? And clearly the answer is yes, but I've been over this already. But like, it's terrible to see the bear, especially when like, yeah, sometimes they do find kind of a sick, skinny one, and it does seem like things are going really bad up there, but actually everything's fine and the bears are okay. And that's just a normal part of their life is to stand on the block of ice. It's like a bear that looks like Biden.

It has like hazy blue eyes and a slack jaw. Well, every time Trump spoke, Biden had this look on his face Biden has like hazy blue eyes and a slack jaw. Well, every time Trump spoke, Biden had this look on his face of like dementia and confusion. And it was like- Repressed rage. And it was- Like, misdirected.

He couldn't control the look on his face at all. And it just seemed the optics were so bad. Yeah, and they played like right into Trump's hands. Black Twitter was going off. Yeah, this N-word Biden. Yeah. So I saw one that was like this, Biden looked like, he said, I'd rather vote for myself.

And I was born in Jamaica and Biden's acting like they're controlling him by a Ouija board. That's such a Jamaican thing to say. So true though, yeah he is, he's like, he's receiving some transmission and like he can't, I mean I'd rather vote for yeah, Beetlejuice from Howard Stern's Wack Pack than. I know.

I'd rather, I mean, that's the president. Why not Kamala? Why, because people just really don't like her. She rubs people wrong way and also says crazy stuff. Let Trump talk to her. Yeah, I mean. She's a beautiful woman. She might enchant him.

You know what, I think Hillary deserves to win. Just give it to her. It can't get any worse than Biden. I mean, if she ran, I feel like she would lose again, which would be really, really funny. Because I don't feel like people have. But just to rig her way into the oval office, it's fine at this point. I want Trump.

I mean, obviously. I want mega Trump, Donald Trump. Trumpy. Trumpy. Come on, aren't we all, didn't we all have a great time last night? Not just like our immediate friend group, but you know, like he's given us, he's given it.

Literally just our immediate. I know. Didn't we all, the five of us have a fantastic night. That could be the next four years. I know. Imagine if it was like Trump and then just like all five of us in the administration. Yeah, well, you know I want to be the press secretary. You're the press secretary.

I'm like the secretary of autism. Maddie's the other secretary of autism. Then we can all eat chicken tenders together on our lunch break. Stephen's like the health minister. Sean Penn. Wade can secretly just run things from behind the scenes. Yeah, someone's gotta get some work done.

Malarkey, he did throw out a Malarkey, which people, so it's like, he should have gone, Wade said this, he should have just gone like grandpa mode, fisherman's sweater, and just kind of being calm. Because I feel like that is initially the fondness people had for Biden, even though he was a little far less senile than he is now, it's accelerating. He was a scheming little grease ball.

But he had, yeah, like a kind of grandfatherly, kind of like no-nonsense, come on, man, like you're like, oh, and like, so I feel like people, not me, but I think for a lot of, that's kind of how I felt about Bernie, honestly, is he kind of reminded me of someone in my family. He felt like familiar and kind of like Eastern European, Jewish obviously, but same kind of vibe,

like kind of felt like a grandfatherly type that made me feel like he was gonna give me some money from the government and that was like, Bernie's like the guy who makes those like hand shadows with you and then he gives you $5 to put in your piggy bank and Biden is like the guy who makes you sit on his lap at the party. Yeah and like smells weird.

And kind of gropes you. But you can't say anything out of respect for elders. Which I'm fine with both, it's fine. But. It's literally fine. Now he's like, should be in an institution. And you saw when Jill came out and was like, you did such a good job, you answered all the questions and what did Trump do?

He lied. She was treating him like- Farsicle, it's crazy. Like a special needs kid. And he's like smiling with his doll eyes. It was, it's, whoo. Wow. It's all you can do is fucking bitch. Dr. Jill. Dr. Jill.

I won't even dignify you by calling you doctor. You wouldn't hold a pitch. It's so all you can do. But when Biden lies, he lies in like this very commonplace predictable way, in the way that like all people lie. Well, he does, he is lying about Trump calling the veterans suckers and losers. Yeah, is he?

Yeah, I think that's like some tabloid-y thing that he didn't, but it's not like he wouldn't say that also, but I think that particular, I don't think he walked around a cemetery and called people suckers and losers. But like when Trump lies, it's like watching like Jackson Pollock paint, he's like creating whole new worlds and memes and metaphors

and they come to life and become real It's not even lies it's entertainment. Yeah, exactly. What's the extent that all entertainment is lies? Yeah, it's like horseshoe theory of like lies and truth When Trump does it, it is true, even if it's technically a lie. And when Biden does it, it's no good. We don't like it. Yeah, and he's not even lying.

He's just not making any sense. But he's also lying. I don't think he has the capacity to lie almost. I don't think he knows what the truth is, so he can't lie. I mean, they pump him full of amphetamines and then also kind of pre-vetted Democrat talking points and statistics

that he can shoot, like he can, I mean, maybe they have a teleprompter or something. He's still saying him wrong. Yeah. He's still losing, he can shoot, like he can, I mean, maybe they have like a teleprompter or something. He's still saying I'm wrong. Yeah. He's still losing, he can't, he had, he can't read a cue card. Yeah, but personally, I have to say, I'm more impressed with Biden than Trump in a way.

What? Because with Trump, he's like a stable genius. What you see is what you get. He like always performs well. He gives the people what they want. He like always performs well, he gives the people what they want, he plays his greatest hits. And then Biden, like the odds are stacked against him. And it's just impressive that he's able

to get out there every day and fall on his face and make an ass out of himself. That's not every day. They don't wheel him out every day is the thing, is he has all, he is pretty absent from the public eye because he has to get all those cosmetic procedures and like, yeah, or he's having a flat lining and they gotta get him back to life

and put the sunglasses on him like we get at Bernie's and stuff and operate him like a puppet. It's, oh, damn. By the way, when I say that, I'm not being like a flenty or a spensy and backhandedly saying that I'm gonna vote blue no matter who or whatever. Sure.

I get it, you're being contrarian. Okay. And I know what you mean. He is, yeah, the deck is stacked against. It's not a fair fight. It's not a fair fight. Yeah, it's like crazy to go out there and embarrass yourself day in and day out,

kind of like we do here on this podcast. It's inspiring. So respect. Yeah, it's true. Oh yeah, he said that Trump had sex with a porn star and had the morals of an alley cat. He's so bad. Which I liked actually.

I was like, ooh, like that's really, not a phrase, but like feels old-timey but is like fake. They were they were trying to make it sound kind of Trumpian. Like when Lana Del Rey sings but also like small town. The boulevard. Yeah. As if that's like some kind of Americana. Yeah.

Like concept but it's like I'm like I think she's just coming up with boulevard. Morals of an alley cat. Yeah. Wow. meow. Also having sex with a porn star isn't a crime. That's not what he was on trial for. So like it's a really bad look for Biden to just like be invoking these kind of, you know,

tabloid talking points really that don't have anything to do with his ability to serve. Yeah, I mean, that was Trump's biggest L for me that he denied the having sex at the porn star. It was like a replay of Bill Clinton, you know? It was like reflexive and like not, yeah. It's like, you know, I told Nicole Shanahan, if you've done something sexually like shady,

you should just own it because it'll work in your favor. Yeah. Oh, what about when Biden, or when Trump called Biden a Palestinian? Oh yeah, that was my favorite line. But not even a very good Palestinian. Yeah, what did he say? I have it written down.

That was my favorite one. He's become a Palestinian, but they don't like him either because he's a very bad Palestinian. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He because he's a very bad Palestinian. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. It's like Roxanne gay, bad feminist, bad, it's a bad, aren't they all kind of bad? But also he's just kidding.

Biden I've rambled for a long time about Israel and how we love his, you know, he loves Israel. Yeah. We're gonna keep supporting Israel. Like he's really not being particularly Palestinian. He seems pretty gung-ho on Zion. What did he mean by that? Yeah, I feel like Biden is always trying to do

like a Mr. Rogers meets Roger Rabbit type thing, like Humphrey Bogart voice. He's like a time capsule. He should do that more. And his like distressing physical and mental signs of aging are kind of like a good metaphor for like how obsolete that model is. What, the presidency?

Like the kind of presidential president. Executive politics, totally. Like cordial, professional, well-trained. On the brink of death. Literally about to die before our very eyes. Well, it's very exciting. Yeah, it does feel like anything could happen. But really, why not swap in Kamala?

I mean, I kind of feel like that's what's gonna happen. Why haven't they done it already? Why has it been going on so long? Because she's gotta be really, I mean, that really, she's gotta be so, so bad. I mean, it's bad all around. Like the Republicans don't have anyone either except for Trump. Like all their candidates suck. Totally, I mean, politics bad all around like the Republicans don't have anyone either except for Trump. I know their candidates suck

Totally. I mean politics is just yeah, it's a real losers game Now more than ever well that guy like Bauman he's been a Jamal Bauman Just lost his congressional seat. Okay, to whom? I don't know. I get the New York Post, you know? I skim it. Sometimes they pile up my dorm and they're like, oh, they're disgusted at how they haven't seen me in days

and have to hand me a stack of New York Post. Because I haven't gone outside in a while. But that's where I learned that tidbit and him and AOC were both acting like total animals. What was they doing? I think it was like they were like rallying for some, so they were talking about Palestine and just yeah, just really, you know, acting awful.

Really like vulgar. Anyway. Maybe Jamal Bowman can be the next Democratic candidate. Oh, I think he's done. We're due for another black president anytime now. He's not a pro-Israel enough. Oh, I see. That's like a non-negotiable, I feel like, all around. I feel like it's negotiable.

If they- Non-American, non-American. Not in the way you mean, but if you give somebody enough money, he will do a 180 on his views about Israel, Palestine, a heartbeat, like a guy like that. Who's gonna give him the money? I don't know. That's true. I's gonna give him the money? I'm gonna try to make Jamal Bowman happen. Yeah, the guy who can't read.

The fire alarm guy who can't read. Yeah, it still would honestly be an improvement. I'm an accelerationist. I mean, what choice do you have at this point? I know. It's really out of our, there's no, it's just, who cares? It's Trump or bust. There's really not like, they botched it so bad.

Stealing the election from him and giving it to Joe Biden. Karma's a bitch. Well, I'm gonna slow my roll because who knows what's gonna happen. Who knows? Yeah, exactly. Anything can happen, moral be revealed. We're not clairvoyance here.

There's gonna be more debates, correct? I just saw that, yeah, Biden is confirmed for a second debate in September, which can't be. Biden has to die before that to save face. Yeah, it's the only way. They're gonna make him commit seppuku. He's gonna be like Frank Pentangeli from The Godfather. Just like slitting his wrists in a bathtub Roman style.

It honestly wouldn't be the worst fate. If we were Canada, they would have put him in a euthanasia pot already. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, long ago. I would love one of those in my house. It would be merciful at this point. I do, I feel like, I do feel pity for him. Yeah. You know, not enough,

not an animating kind of pity, but I do am like, this is criminal. This is elder I either are an elder abuse a lot, but this really is feeling like bad He should be allowed to spend can this man have a little bit golden years like in His like backyard drinking lemonade surrounded by the children and grandchildren. He possibly molested the children and grandchildren he possibly molested. Yeah, I actually do sort of buy him as a weird molester. Possibly.

In this kind of like almost benign, confused, fat way, like not like pure evil, like heart of a pedophile, but like definitely some kind of just, you know, just there's there's something so vague and like, like lost about him that he like stand, he kind of just stands for nothing. Yeah. And so he would just like do something random like that. Yeah, it seems like I like don't trust that kind of temperament.

I feel like it's, you know, banality of evil, whatever you want to call it. He's the guy who would do something heinous for no reason. He'd betray himself for nothing. Jewish enough to be Irish. So true. I mean, yeah, the Irish are cursed. For sure. What else happened? Oh yeah, I guess the other thing that I wanted to say, though not strongly, I don't really care is like all the topics that they covered were really boring and annoying. Roe v Wade, Jan six, the economy, immigration, race relations, Israel. I mean, what else are they gonna?

I know, I know, but the questions felt very kind of like dull and uninventive. And then they did that thing where they like made Trump pledge that he wouldn't incite any political violence and like wouldn't intervene in the election results. That is, that is, yeah, feels a little like heavy handed to like force those questions on him.

On him and him only. Yeah, and then yeah, Biden, ugh. I know there won't be like earthly justice, but like I do, it would be so nice for one, like to look back on this, you know, in a historical sense and for people to have like some consensus about what has, what transpired with the Trump presidency. I really don't want either of these guys to die

because when they do- Trump's going strong, oh my God. I know, but when they inevitably do- He's like, yeah, one of the youngest people. It's gonna be so much worse. Like the kind of people who rise up in the aftermath. In the power vacuum. Yeah.

Biden, I would love, like, I say this without malice, I like want him to be at rest. You want him to be at peace, yeah, I get it. As a fellow Catholic, I, yeah, I bid him, yeah, I'm like bidding him farewell. I like pray for his repose. I really think he needs a break in the eternal. He needs to go sleep, bye, sleepy, bye, bye.

He needs to go, like he is done, he's cooked. He's over, he's lived a life. He's lived a full life. He was the president. Like let him, give him a little, let this man have a little bit of dignity like and pass away. Yeah.

And then get Kamala in there and see how she does. Maybe she'll like, I'm interested. I don't, maybe people really won't vote for her, but I bet they will. If they're ready to vote, you know, the dumb, the blue no matter who, I really won't vote for her, but I bet they will. If they're ready to vote, you know, the blue no matter who. I really don't know. I don't have a, yeah.

Kamala's also one of those chicks like Zendaya where I never know how to pronounce her name. Is it Kamala or Kamala? Is it Zendaya or Zendaya? They're like, what are you saying? I know, I know, sorry. There needs to be like a handy guide somewhere. Harris, President Harris.

Mm-hmm. But she, yeah, she doesn't make, she might be, she doesn't make a lot of public appearances either. Kamala, yeah. Cause people will say it's because she's exquisitely medicated. Drunk, yeah. But it's just because she's extremely unpopular.

Ain't nobody wanna see her. I like to, you know, I don't mind. And I kinda like when she's saying some weird stuff. We're really all like such fucking pound dogs. Like our expectations are so low. We'll take anything we can get. I know. Somebody like reaches into the cage

right before they're gonna pull you out and electrocute you and you're like, Honestly, I'd be RFK, Junior would be interested, like they should have let him. I'd like to see him in Trump debate, at least like there'd be some like, he's formidable. He can talk. He has ideas. He's, you know, I don't know how viable he is as a political candidate, but like, he definitely could take Trump to task if that's what you know, people

claim to want. Yeah. But they don't let him because he's anti vax. Okay. Yeah. Or just whatever they don't let him. Should's anti-vax? RfK? Yeah, or just whatever, they don't let him. Should I come out and say what I really feel about RfK? Yeah, why, what do you mean? He's very handsome and brave, but he's a megalomaniacal retard and I never wanna see him anywhere near the presidency.

Oh! Would have sex with him. Okay. Would never vote for him. What's wrong with being a megalomaniacal retard and the president? Why not? Because at the end of the day,

he's still like a dyed in the wool Democrat and he's gonna make all the Democrat stuff so much worse. Yeah, that's fair. And I don't care about the anti-vax stuff, even though he was again ahead of his time and definitely like brave and courageous for bringing it up. And I appreciate his work as a lawyer. He stands for something.

Yeah. But yeah, he's a Dem for sure. Yeah. Now he's like a third party crypto down I What I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I like he's like a pound dog. I'm like good. I know pretty good I like you know, I like that he's a Kennedy I like that he's a Kennedy, Catholic. Like, what do I, I don't know. Nothing is really, nothing ever happens anyway.

So who cares? No matter what happens, we'll be entertained and we'll squeeze some takes out of it. Yeah, you live in retarded times. Yeah, good. Yeah, win-win for us all around. I mean, was life better in the Trump presidency? I don't know, I'm out of touch. For me, it was pretty good. In the immortal words of Dr. Maya Angelou,

it's not what someone did or said, it's how they made you feel. And he made us feel good. And my thing is like, he's just literally objectively no better or worse than any other president in recent history, except he did keep us out of a lot of international wars. I think he's, yeah.

There was like that moment where Biden said something outrageous like, I'm the only president. Who hasn't? In this century, I mean, in this decade, he like fumbled who hasn't gotten like servicemen killed abroad. No troops have died during his presidency. What are you talking about, bro? Oh yeah, Trump kept saying that Iran was broke. So

they didn't have money for terror. Fund Hamas. So October 7th never would have happened. Maybe you I have always sort of felt instinctively that the Ukraine war would not have happened. Because he had good diplomatic relations with Russia. And it wouldn't have. October 7th probably also wouldn't have happened. Who knows? It's, yeah, but in what we know now

about Ukraine being like a proxy war, I mean, we've always sort of known. That's one thing RFK Jr. is absolutely correct and brilliant on. He's really good on that. He's, I don't know. I don't really know. I don't-

I shouldn't have said all that mean shit about him. It's okay. You didn't sound so mean. Mr. Future President. It's not so mean. Yeah, you're gonna be in the gulag. No, I was just hoping that he would salary Tim and me if he won, but he has no chance of winning anyway, No, I was just hoping that he would salary Tim and me

if he won, but he has no chance of winning anyway, so it's a moot point. He needed your help on the campaign trail. He's just not, I'm like, so I am, they showed before the debate, like a room of of undecided voters that looked like, because it looked like a freak show. It looked like people who were basically as brain damaged as Joe Biden. And I'm obviously not an undecided voter, I guess.

But I'm open to being swayed. I'm very much, in the words of Meatball Ron, like a listless vessel, you know, like fill me up, like whatever. I don't know, like I'm open to, I'm emotional. I'm like, you know, I'm a woman. I'm like making decisions based on like feelings that I get and like am pretty manipulatable.

I have some critical thinking skills, but I'm willing to get whipped up in a fervor, which is no one can do it. Kennedy's messaging hasn't hit for me. So I don't know enough about what his real policies even are, I just know he has a falcon and is kind of hot and seems, is giving principled, but like. Let's see.

But again, that's not an informed opinion, that's just a feeling that I get. But Trump, on the other hand, makes me feel so loved, so good. His messaging is strong. I mean, I know that Kennedy is very pro the anti-racism like reparations line, which gives me a lot of pause. Because I'm a sailorite and I think that that vague

and nebulous collection of policies, setting aside all of the racial discourse on both sides has just like actively observably harmed black people and also race relations. It's made things a lot worse. So that freaks me out and I don't like the sound of it and that makes me question his other policies and it's like... And it's also kind of like not, it doesn't seem particularly politically savvy because I don't get the impression that black people are really responding to Kennedy.

I know it's not like they don't even know who he is. And it's like the same thing with Marianne Williamson, where she's like, she has, you know, a handful of like cool issues that she's like a same thing with Marianne Williamson where she's like, she has a handful of like cool issues that she's like a radical on, but it's actually just a through and through Democrat who's not gonna really do anything useful for anyone, but also more importantly, stands no chance of ever being elected.

Is she even running? No, no, but I'm saying she, RFK to me is like a replay of Marianne. Right, who is another person I would have voted for. He's like a base Democrat that's supposed to divert attention from Donald Trump. That's the way I see it. Yeah, right.

And I don't know, I'm not like a hardcore, like, ideological Trumpist. Yeah, I wouldn't say that there's anything ideological about my my fondness for the man. Yeah, we're not like, rabidly MAGA. I- Whether cynically or naively, like I'm just not- Well, his- yeah, I mean, he brought up migrants a lot.

That was a big- Yeah. That was sort of like the cornerstone of his messaging, which I don't really care about to be told. The migrants, I mean the migrants, I think he was right in one regard where he made the point that like- The amazing girls.

Yeah, there's three amazing girls. Like yeah, there's- With developed upper bodies. And well, Biden really fumbled it too when he was talking about Roe v. Wade and then was talking about the girl who was killed and then- By an immigrant. By an immigrant and you're like, wait, like, hold on.

No, you're not supposed to say that part. In sports, when somebody accidentally makes the goal for the opposite of you. Yeah. I don't know what the goal for the opposite team. Yeah. I don't know what the term for that is. You're like skirt, yeah. Oh fuck. Uh.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He was, yeah. And like, as a New York Post reader, there's always these like really grisly feature ads about various kinds of migrant crime, and it's all really salacious and so scary. But it just feels like there's so much theater around it that I can't actually parse. And in my immediate experience, which again is out of touch and basically cloistered. Yeah, I can't really tell like what.

It's like black crime. There's a period on Twitter, you know, a year or a year and a half ago, whenever Elon took over that all you saw on the TL was like egregious, outrageous videos of black crime. And now, yeah, now it's like in Europe too, the streets are full of like people that are French. It's like another one of those things

that has like a definite kernel of truth to it but becomes a self-contained meme on Twitter that people lob at each other for like discourse points. And I don't like it and it's fake. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm not being like a libtard here and trying to like paper over the reality

or defend the democratic line or anything. It's just like. But if there was a Trumpian ideology, I guess that would be, you know, that was like arguably what he went on in 2016. That's why Coulter doesn't fuck with him anymore. Cause he never did build that wall. Yeah, but I mean, the bigger issue with migrants

is obviously not that they commit grisly rape murder crimes in disproportionate numbers, because all these like Matt Iglesias centrist wonks love to inform you that actually illegals, because they're illegal, tend to commit less crime because they're trying to fly under the radar, which I don't know how true that is because they're illegal tend to commit less crime because they're trying to fly under the radar, which I don't know how true that is because they're literally undocumented.

So it's probably hard to gather data on them. I don't know anything about this, but I feel like the bigger issue is that like letting millions of random people into the country is economically harmful to that country's citizens and is also culturally harmful to that country's citizens. Another great way to assume from last night was, oh, once you see African guys on Canal Street,

you really start to realize that there's a big difference between Africans and African-Americans, and African-Americans are ours, and those people ain't. Yeah, yeah, that's our culture. Yeah. For sure. But, but that is that not, I don't know. To me, also the African guys on Canal Street

are part of the culture of New York City. It's a melting pot. It is, yeah. I know I'm, yeah. The point isn't to be incendiary and mean and be like, these are whatever, subhuman biomass yeast streaming into this country and raping our women and taking our jobs.

It's that, it's literally just evil and wrong. The mass migration. Yeah, to intimidate and bully people through unlimited immigration. That's like my thing. I don't, I don't care about the weird like propaganda tactics people use feels more relevant to Europeans. We've talked about this before in my like, kind of lib take, I guess, is that like, America's an experiment, like we can kind of absorb maybe, you know, we can have some migrants, like whatever, it's like, this country's not like- True, but like legally.

Like, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like letting millions of people into the country illegally just seems like a bad idea for obvious reasons. Yeah, you don't have to get to like the racial or cultural angles. Of course, everybody goes for those angles because they're more incendiary and they create pull, they're more polarizing. They create like a bigger binary in the discourse. And then you can kind of like, yeah, morally, emotionally, like blackmail. Yeah. And like right wingers are like, um, look at these like barely sentient, barely human unicellular organisms streaming into this country and then left wingers are like, just be a decent fucking person, okay?

And it becomes like an insurmountable thing like abortion. Yeah. I mean, what are they gonna talk about the next debate, I wonder? Like more of the same, like that's their like docket. I mean, it is. They're just like us for real. It is crazy to like,

force Trump to denounce quote political violence to ask him these like, you know, tremendously loaded questions about the previous election and not at all address what every single person across the political spectrum is thinking, which is that Joe Biden is senile. Can someone ask him? I'd love for someone to ask him if he thinks he's fit to rule. I'd love to hear what he has to say. But you can't even broach that. Yeah, the fact that Trump is singled out

is already so damning. Yeah, it really makes you think. Yeah, it literally fills your mind up with the negative space of the kind of accusations that can be lobbed at the Democrats. Oh, at the one point where they both start talking about golf. Oh yeah, sailor's impact. It's going to be so annoying when the hot new e-girl trend becomes golfing.

I think there's still enough of an economic barrier with golf that it won't be, it can never have the populist appeal. Just because it is quite expensive pastime, like skiing or something too. Yeah, but I love Tim Angeliola's point that Tiger Woods is like the greatest athlete of all time across the board. At least-

Because he's Blazian? Probably, yeah. And yeah, he combines like Asian- Excellence. And mathematical acumen with like black athleticism. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. mathematical acumen with black athleticism. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. He is definitely the best golfer of all time

and that's cool that that happened in America. Oh yeah. Because of our, I like your distinction between America and Europe, re-immigration, I think you're right about that. Yeah, I'm pro kind of misgen, what's it called? Miscegenation. Miscegenation. But I think like only in America, for example,

do Muslims assimilate. Quite well, pretty well. Yeah. Yeah, like for the most part, you know, yeah, obviously like a migrant majority is not ideal, but like I feel like America's kind of built different and like always has been and is sort of, you know, it has a lot of like paradoxes in its character.

It has like a rebellion. It has this kind of like rebellious outlaw, like, you know, origin story. It has like, but also like origin story, it has like, but also like the Freemasonry and the Protestant, it's just, there's a lot of like interesting things at play and I'm basically pro like, yeah, keeping America like pretty dynamic and that,

like I doubt there's no like, there's no like return with a V for America. Like, what do you want, like pilgrim shit? Like we're way past that. Like that's just not what America is and hasn't been for a long time. It's not the same as like Spain or France where it's like been a country for not long.

And we don't like have that kind of stuff here. Yeah, I mean, I think the idea is that this is like a country for that long. And we don't like have that kind of stuff here. Yeah, I mean, I think the idea is that this is like a country that was founded on, you know, white Anglo-Saxon like values and norms and that it should stay that way in some capacity, even as it becomes more ethnically and racially heterogeneous, I guess I broadly agree with that as an immigrant myself. Exactly.

Like the aspirational founding motivations are appealing to immigrants who come here of all stripes. Exactly, that's why it's an amazing destination because in America you can pursue. You have the liberty to pursue health, wealth, and happiness, whatever it says in the freaking constitution. Okay? And that's, you know, that document is binding from what I understand. So, you know. But when, yeah, a kind of like coordinated mass migration event compromises people's liberty who do live here, that's when it becomes a problem.

Yeah, duh. Okay, I think I'm figuring it out. I figured it out. I think I said, yeah. God, I feel like how Biden must feel when he doesn't say something wrong. I know, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, did I just say something in cogent?

Did I just make a little sense? Did I just say something in cogent? Did everyone hear that? Give yourself a pat on the back. You did it. You did it, Dasha and Anna. You recorded the podcast. You talked for a whole hour plus.

How long have we been yapping? I think about an hour. Oh, that's not bad. We can keep this one brief and just like get it out there for. I wonder if people will like that or if they've grown to prefer the longer episodes. Because I will hasten to remind you

ungrateful godless retards that even though. Yes. Speak queen. We do the episodes less often, they're much longer. They're tedious and long. Yeah, so you're still getting the same bang for your buck. Exactly. And if you were smart enough,

you would just break it up into two episodes. Which I think some people do. It's like that Jewish joke where it's like, oh, the Red Scare podcast is so awful and the episodes are so short. And so infrequent. No, but yeah, the vision for this I think was to keep it short but timely. Where usually we do like, we've spaced them out more

and we'll talk about, you know, an array of things that some of which people don't even care about anymore by the time the episode comes out. This is gonna come out like two weeks later. Biden will be dead. Yeah, we gotta get this out before he croaks. Biden's very powerful because he's never succumbed

to any of my Armenian person. And remember when Patrick Sandberg, psychic, predicted that he'd be dead by 2022? I sure do. Well, that's two years ago. I know. Patrick needs to get his money back. He was, yeah. He had a lot of confidence in that psychic too.

He was like, she's never been wrong. She said the big one was going gonna happen too at some point, the big earthquake that is. Which did happen? There was no, the one here? There was literally a tiny earthquake here. I think she, like in LA, they're waiting for the big one. Okay.

But yeah, that was crazy when we had that earthquake. That was crazy when we had that earthquake here That was crazy when we had that earthquake here. It was on 4.6, 46. Wait, hold on. I saw it. It was on 4.7, 4.7 magnitude. Donald Trump 47th president. Oh, right, right, right.

There we go. And in Exodus 4.7, I think it says, there's some biblical tie-in too. So, lots to think about. We can wrap it up, honestly. We can wrap it out. Wrap it out. I'm like, dead sober and still like biting my nose,

like slurring my speech. You are like, no. You got this, you're gonna get the words out. Listen, it takes a few weeks for your hormones and emotions to adjust, and I don't plan to make it that far. Wait after what? Like if you don't drink.

Like I haven't had like a drink in like a week. Yeah. So. No, no, that's really, it's disorienting. Yeah. I'm gonna chalk it up to the heat. Oh, the heat, it's the heat.

It's the heat. It's hot. It's hot in New York, which makes everyone act psycho. I know. It's not, that's why makes everyone act psycho. I know. That's why I'm, yeah, I'm still on my staying in bed. I went to the beach yesterday, which was major for me. No sunscreen, look how tan I am. Yeah, you look great, but I really don't get you girls, you and Maddie, like going to the beach on the hottest day

at the end of the week surrounded by like a whore. Yeah. I don't know how she does it. It's crazy. I have like, I have to go at some point. I go twice a year. You know, we should do like a zoo episode, but from the beach, the beach episode, it could be fun. It could be like really insane. Yeah. We just like comment on everybody's deplorable bodies and get away with it exactly That would be fun to be like the cabana Churros out of a duffel bag. No the beach was try to get you to drop hard But besides that, yeah, the heat, I'm staying in. All right. Fuck, yeah.

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