Red Scare - Norwood Southern Railway *TEASER*

Episode Date: February 17, 2023

The ladies discuss NYFW, the Ohio train derailment, Chinese spy balloons, and the latest NYT op-ed on why you should be having more sex.

I literally just look homeless every time I meet the fans. I just came out of a facial and I had the like, the scabs on it. Like extraction marks and like a kind of like wax and paraffin glow. Yeah, it's getting Norwood. I literally just learned what that was. I thought it was like a political or intelligence term. I thought it had to do with like the FBI or the CIA, but it's just like a balding scale.

Yeah, people were saying it to me and I was like, I'm not balding. And people are like, you're a Norwood seven. I'm like, thanks for calling me a seven. I've always had a big forehead. Like reading a Norwood thing. I'm a seven on the Norwood scale. I'm an eight or maybe nine. She's a 10, but she's Norwood.

She's a 10, but on the Norwood scale, she's completely bald. All her hair fell out from vaping too much. Literally. I know. It's time. I'm looking forward to my Ayanna Presley alopecia arc. I'm going to get an amazing wig. New Lana Del Ray song dropped.

I know I heard. I haven't heard the song, but I heard that there is one. It's really good. I believe it. It's about the experience of being an American whore. Which is different from being a European whore or an African whore. Very different, very different in the song. Certainly an Asian whore, Eastern European whore.