Red Scare - Tenacious Depot Lady *TEASER*

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

The ladies debrief the aftermath of the Trump assassination attempt, from JD Vance as VP pick, to the Home Depot memaw, to the Tenacious D breakup.

Oh, you know what made me really sick to see was like people clowning on Melania's letter. Oh yeah. Like I thought it was pretty universally kind of like sweet and touching and like weirdly earnest and like yeah like ever so slightly ESL but still pretty good. Kind of like vaguely rigid and stiff. Yeah. It was like, but like the message. I keep my condolences to you for your extreme loss of life and also for being poor and ugly.

Yeah. But no, it had, yeah, I mean, it felt very true. It felt very Slavic and that it had this kind of like stoic quality, but there was like, you know, still a lot of heart in it where she talked about like, you know, how the politics wants to make us all think we're not human beings. And like her husband's a human being and people were yeah, she talked about his laughter.

His love of music, but he does love music, dude. He does. I literally can't picture Trump listening to music. What are you talking about? He's always dancing to YMCA. He loves YMCA. He loves the Rolling Stones. He loves Elton John. He like, Loki is kind of like, he does clearly

have like a passion for at least like some kinds of music. Yeah, for like boomer classic rock. He likes it. And he dances. He's like, you know, he does like me. When I read that, I was like, that's so sweet. That Venn diagram of Donald Trump and George Floyd. That's me for real. Right there in the middle. Stuck in the middle with you. I bet he likes that song. And I bet like as his wife, she like does, you know, is privy to like, how much he really does love music, which I

think is beautiful. But yeah, but then I saw just like cynical libs being like, like, she should have had Michelle Obama write it because she like plagiarized vaguely a Michelle Obama speech at some point and, or like that it was AI generated, which like clearly kind of wasn't and like, I don't know, I thought the most thought it was kind of had a nice spirit to it and was touching. Slavophobia strikes again.

Exactly. Even though she's not Slavic. She is, no? No, no, no. She's from Slovenia. She's one of those got-sheer beer hall people. She's actually Germanic, but she's stealing Slavic valor. But she's from Slovenia.

Yeah, yeah, she's kind of like Slav, an honorary Slav or Slavic by association because she grew up in a Slavoid country. In the Soviet, you know, she's, yeah. She's post-Soviet, regardless of her like ethnic makeup. Michelle Obama wishes she had those arms. I mean, she wishes she had those arms. I mean, I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna say what kind of person Michelle Obama is. Somebody was like, you know, like, it's really actually kind of endearing how Melania is the silent Eastern European wife and then

she comes out every seven years like a cicada to issue a really like profound. I think this was Jordan Castro. Yeah, yeah, it had I don't know, I would definitely spaz and write some neurodivergent ass letter if I my husband was shot and I had to make some statement. I definitely probably say some weird stuff. It's like very intense, I don't know. She could have been Jackie O. She is our Jackie O.

She is, yeah. She's also Catholic, sorry. She's also Catholic. Her father had her baptized, all her sisters baptized secretly in the Soviet Union. And I heard she praised the... All my news sources are like creepy Catholic lies. But she praised the Rosary. The apparition of Fatima. A lot of the media is suppressing it, Anna. People are not talking about how the Byzantine Catholic priest knew Trump was gonna get shot.

And specifically- The secret of that weird little nun finally revealed. She whispered it to Trump as he was getting grazed by a bullet on the podium. At the rally. One thing that I noticed that's kind of weird in talking to liberals, even the good ones. I'm in some LibTard- kind of weird in talking to liberals, even the good ones.

The, I'm in some LibTard. I know, but even like that have been real quiet. The free press, when you, when they ask you like, are you MAGA? Why do you like Trump? They are so materialist, not materialistic that they, it doesn't occur to them that other people would be genuinely attached to him for supernatural or other worldly reasons. Spiritual reasons. Yeah, exactly, that's the right word.

And they break him down into these very material, earthbound categories like rich guy or pathological liar. Felon. Or grandiose narcissist or convicted felon, whatever. That means anything to get real. And they really like permit no magic or faith. Yeah, no, of course.

To occur, even though liberals in general are really full of magical thinking by the way of their own kind. Right, but they're like grandiose. So when you say something like that to them they they look at you like you may as well be wearing a straight jacket you know or like growing horns out of your head they're like oh oh haha you're doing a bit right?