Red Scare - The Bitch is Back *TEASER*

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

The ladies recap the election and review the new Martha Stewart doc.

She's actually not at all like a whore or a coquette. She says like when she's listing all the things that she dislikes, one of the things that stood out to me because she's like, I hate waste, I hate inefficiency, I hate being mean for the sake of being mean. She's not brat. She's not brat. She hates the color red, which there's two types of Slavic women. There's Slavic women who love the color red, which there's two types

of Slavic women. There's Slavic women who love the color red. Yeah. And then there's Slavic women who detest the color red because they're virgins. And I remember like my mother, even when I was growing up being like, okay, I hate red and you can't especially mix red with black because that

is the calling card of a prostitute. She's right. And a clown. Yeah. And jester. It's very burlesque. Exactly. Yeah.

Mm hmm. Which I really appreciate about her because I personally do like the color red. Maga. It's not my fave, but I definitely, I mean, there's red, actually that's not true. I do like, I like a deep red and there's red in my home. I forgot what I was gonna say. Temporamentally, I found her to be more of an Anna

than a Dasha. Well, she's just like very sober and moderate. And almost, I assumed when I looked at her chart that she would be a Virgo because she's so kind of like obsessive and analytical. Yeah, she worked on in the stock market. Yeah, but she's Sagittarius Moon, which accounts for her risk-taking adventuring spirit

and Scorpio Rising, which accounts for her bitchy prickly demeanor. Well, yeah, so, okay. Here's, I liked the documentary. I thought it was amazing that it was not episodic because they could have made five six Episodes of this that we would have slogged through and instead it was a nice return to form two hours nice Produced by Martha Stewart, right? But that's how they do it these days these celebs. They just like auto

I know fiction their own myth. So while I already liked her and the documentary affirmed the things that I liked about her, I thought it was interesting that the way that a big part of her appeal, right, which she talks about, like the marketing of like her authenticity, but it's this always, it's just very controlled. What do they call her,

an intolerable, control-free imperfectionist? So it's like she, you think you're getting kind of a glimpse into vaguely vulnerable Martha moments, not even. She's really not giving a lot anyway, but what she does give you, I feel like is, so in the documentary, she addresses her husband's infidelities. We should talk about that.

And they ask her about her own infidelities, which she is really like, they were nothing. They were not significant. That's a joke. Doesn't mean anything. But then she describes herself as a swan, and swans, I I guess are monogamous and she thought monogamy was a very, it's all like,

but she wasn't monogamous. I know. It's like, okay, well, it's nice that you like aspired towards monogamy and like you want to be monogamous.