RedHanded - Bonus: Let’s Get Quizzical!

Episode Date: April 14, 2020

We’re all on lockdown, so just for a bit of fun (and because you all really deserve it right now for staying home/being an amazing key worker) we thought we’d bring you a little bit of ...extra content, and hopefully a smile! In this very special bonus episode see how much Hannah and Suruthi know about true crime, their own podcast and each other... Plus, meet the latest Spooky Bitch to join the RedHanded ranks.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:03:18 about that and uh yeah also like he's here because you patrons are so amazing in supporting the show. Thank you guys so much, because without you, we wouldn't have we wouldn't have Seb. Quizmaster Seb. I wouldn't have a job. Seb's put together a quiz for us. We haven't seen it. So Seb's going to be the quiz master. And then Saruti and I are going to completely embarrass ourselves by finally revealing how little we actually know about true crime.
Starting point is 00:03:47 It's all a facade. We just cram really hard every single week like we're doing a true crime exam and then we just forget everything straight out the other end. It's one of those open book exams though where you can bring your notes in. It's coursework. Yeah, it's like a, what's it what's it called a viva oh what's that it's what phd students have to do when they give it they submit their thesis and then they have to
Starting point is 00:04:11 defend it in like a presentation i think oh my god that's exactly what it's like but we have to do it with the internet and loads of angry people and lots of lovely people out there so i think because we have no idea what's going to happen it's going to be quite difficult for us to steer the ship in this one. So I think I'm going to hand over to the fabulous Seb. Thank you very much. Welcome to the red-handed quiz, which I couldn't think of a more quizzy name for or a true crimey name for.
Starting point is 00:04:36 So that's it. All around, I came up with interesting names and like funny little quips. But for the actual title, it's just a red-handed quiz. We're just going to go with that. No problem. Oh, I feel like we need little... i know we're like one person teams but you need like a pub quiz team name yeah for each of us i'm the fact check fairy okay you're the fact
Starting point is 00:04:54 oh no oh god i i started this and i haven't got a good name oh no fuck shit i feel really under pressure now oh i don't know i'm. I'm going to go with something. What about Right Said Fred West? OK, we'll go with that. I'm Right Said Fred West. Right Said Fred West versus the Fact Check Freak. For the purpose of this, I might just stick to your actual names. OK, fair enough. But just imagine there's a little bracket underneath that with your great little pug quiz names right the first round is called allegedly influential um are we all ready to go i'm yeah ready let's go so allegedly influential uh in this round we test your
Starting point is 00:05:36 knowledge of pop culture crime and a little bit of hearsay uh for every question i'm going to give you the name of three celebrities along with a little bit of info on what they've allegedly, big allegedly, done wrong and then I'm going to ask you to guess who has the most followers on a certain social media platform. Do we all understand? Got it. Have they all done the same alleged thing or different alleged things? Different alleged things. Okay, okay. That's what makes it so exciting. They're so old. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:06 There was no shortage of material for this one. I could have done this for the entire quiz. People are awful and celebrity culture is wrong. You get 10 points for getting the correct answer. And if you both get the same answer right, then we split the points so it becomes five each. Oh, competitive. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:23 It is. Very competitive. I'm going to start throwing her off by sending stuff to her phone oh i'm not looking at my phone hannah cheetah mcguire over there with her phone yeah that's a good point yeah can we just go phone sorry i'm throwing my book my phone is being thrown out of the box that was it hitting the floor i'm not sure i believe that are we ready for question one we're gonna go to give her answer first just because her name's alphabetical i couldn't think of a better way of
Starting point is 00:06:50 doing this okay okay sorry but next quiz if this goes well you're in there you're first you get the advantage so question one i'm going to give you the three celebrities and then the social media platform, which I want to get you to guess who has the most followers on. So your first celebrity is Mark Wahlberg. He was jailed for two years. He only served 45 days for racially attacking two Vietnamese men and knocking one of them unconscious with a stick. Second celebrity, Kevin Spacey. Don't really need a lot of info there. Accused of several acts of sexual assault and dealing with it like a right knob. And if you'd like to
Starting point is 00:07:30 know more about what Kevin Spacey did and how all of his victims are mysteriously turning up dead, at least a fifth of them as we discovered, you can go check out our Under the Diva episode, I Can't Remember. And if you sign up to be a patron and it's all there always be closing our last celebrity is caitlyn jenner she was involved in a car crash in 2015 that killed a 69 year old woman and she was allegedly driving far too fast for the road conditions when her hit the lexus that old woman was driving and pushed her into oncoming traffic which is all terrible but most importantly who has the most followers on instagram i think it is i think it's got to be caitlyn jenner saruti oh so wait it was mark
Starting point is 00:08:12 walberg kevin spacey and caitlyn jenner i feel like it's gonna be some weird twist here and i think it's gonna be mark walberg are we locking those answers in yeah yeah final answer it's mark walbert oh yes marky mark i know don't know how many followers the funky bunch have got but mark is doing it for everyone on to question two i'm gonna give you three celebrities and i'm gonna ask you their social media based question so our first celebrity is silo green he was known for seeing forget you and turning up to the met girl i covered in gold body paint but in 2012 he was actually accused of sexual battery which he didn't get convicted of he did get convicted of furnishing a controlled substance and he was given 360 hours of community service and 52 hours of narcotics anonymous
Starting point is 00:09:02 meetings his second celebrity, Wesley Snipes, is the actor known for Blade and Dolomite is my name more recently. Between 1999 and 2004, he made $37 million. He paid $0 in federal taxes. So in 2008, he was sentenced to three years in prison
Starting point is 00:09:20 for tax evasion, rightfully so. And our last bit of a curveball here is Stephen Fry, known for presenting QI and starring in Blackadder and writing several really decent books. He was sentenced to three months in jail when he was 17 for credit card fraud, something which he considers
Starting point is 00:09:35 to be a turning point in his life. But who has more followers on Twitter? Can I have the names again? It's CeeLo Green, Wesley Snipes, and Stephen Fry. I think it's got to be Stephen Fry on Twitter. But oh, but he doesn't have it anymore, does he? Okay, I changed my mind. Hold on. Wesley Snipes. So Hannah's locked down for Wesley Snipes. Is that an accurate assumption,
Starting point is 00:09:56 Seb, that it's about who has currently, if they are on Twitter, or was it like last count? No, who currently, when writing this book, had the most followers on Twitter? Well, I'm going to go for Zilo Green then. I can't believe this. You're both wrong. It's Stephen Fry. Fuck's sake. He's got 12.7 million followers. See, Hannah did throw me off by
Starting point is 00:10:18 telling me he wasn't on there anymore. Zilo Green had 1.6 million and Wesley Snipes only had 256,000. Oh, is that it? Oh, Wesley deserves better than that. I know, he's a decent actor. The tax evasion was bad, but he is a decent actor. Yeah, but it's not bashing people around like bloody CeeLo Green,
Starting point is 00:10:35 is it? Exactly, or Mark Wahlberg. Or Marky Mark. Fuck that guy. Question three for Allegedly Influential. This is your last Allegedly Influential question. So here are your three celebrities. Snoop Dogg. that guy question three for allegedly influential this is your last allegedly influential question so here are your three celebrities snoop dogg he was charged with murder in 1993 but acquitted in 1996 although he has had so many drug possession charges it's literally ridiculous second celebrity
Starting point is 00:10:58 50 cent he was charged with the unlawful possession of a fire in 2002 and charged with three counts of assault and battery in 2003 after he jumped into the crowd to attack a man who threw a water bottle at him. And lastly is good old, bad old Chris Brown, convicted of domestic violence in 2009 for attacking Rihanna and then he got a tattoo of her face on his neck while she was all beaten up. And that was really horrible. But who has the most followers on Instagram?
Starting point is 00:11:27 Give me that. Sorry, can I have the names again? Snoop Dogg and? Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, Chris Brown. Who has the most followers on Instagram? See, I feel like Snoop Dogg's quite funny. So I feel like he'd probably have really good content. But then 50 Cent is arguably more current.
Starting point is 00:11:45 I'm going to get dragged the fuck for saying that. Chris Brown should still be in prison, so I'm not going to say that. Did you see that documentary that they brought out with basically him defending himself? And I was just like, no, actually, sorry. No, Rita Ora. No, Rita Ora's in it and she's like, he's just such a great person. Shut, do you know what? Rita Ora needs to just fuck off.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I honestly can't stand that. What is, what is she? Who is she? Oh my God. I can't believe she's defending Chris Pratt. Well, actually I can because she looks just that stupid. Yeah, she's basically just like,
Starting point is 00:12:20 oh, but he's got a kid now. So? And he's still got a fucking tattoo of Rihanna's beaten face on his neck. Fuck off. But Rihanna, like, seriously, so much love. Do you see how much money she's giving to, like, domestic abuse shelters? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:35 She's the fucking bomb. I love her. She's just the fucking best. Like, we love you, Rihanna. If you ever want to come be on Allegedly Influential with us on Red Handed, you are very welcome. Do you know what? I think I've had a change of heart because I think there's been a very recent push If you ever want to come be on Allegedly Influential with us on Red Handed, you are very welcome. Do you know what?
Starting point is 00:12:51 I think I've had a change of heart because I think there's been a very recent push for people to forget what's happened. So I think his team would have probably done quite a big social media thing. So I'm going to say Chris Brown. You're saying Chris Brown? Yeah. Is that locked in? Yeah, it's locked in, yeah. Saruti? I'm going to go for Snoop Dogg.
Starting point is 00:13:02 You're going Snoop Doggy Dogg. Unfortunately, and really aggravatingly, the answer is Chris Brown. Yes, motherfucker. The only time I've ever been happy to hear that name. He has 63.2 million followers. What? Snoop Doggy Dogg, only 41.8 and 50 cents lagging behind with 25.5 million followers. Wow, fitty.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Jesus Christ. That's like the entire population of the UK almost following Chris Brown. Yeah, man. Oh, my God. People, people, people. Can we just... Are we equals, equals? We are equals, equals.
Starting point is 00:13:35 So scores on the doors after that round. Equals, equals. Both on 10. Okay. Woo-hoo. Okay, right. It's hot now. That means.
Starting point is 00:13:43 This is happening. So round two. This is called Crime Doesn't Pay. See, it's a great title. Great. Good job. This is why we hired him, everybody. For cunning titles. In this round, I'm going to give you the name of someone who's previously been discussed on the podcast, or potentially it's just so famous that everyone's going to know who they are who was a criminal but what did they do for a living oh okay okay i'm in it the person with the least points was supposed to go first but you're both on the same point so we're going to let saru to go first because hannah went first the first time it's 10
Starting point is 00:14:21 points for the correct answer if you both pick the same answer then the points are split but this one isn't multiple choice you just got to give me what you think it is and i'll judge who i think got closest okay great right we're there we all get it question one ed gein world's probably second most favorite murderer uh murdered at least two people and had a house full of exhumed human remains which he turned into furniture and clothing and all manner of other horrible things but what did he do for a living oh god i i want to say he was like uh not a handyman but there was lots of like wood chopping maybe like a like a like a like a hands-on like a carpenter something with wood a tradesman can i say that i'll let you say tradesman that is quite broad and if hannah's more specific i'm gonna have to
Starting point is 00:15:15 do it to her fair i think i can like envision a pitchfork in one of the photographs of his human skin lamp so i'm gonna say farmer bizarrely i actually going to have to give it to both of you because it's five points. He was a tradesman slash handyman slash farmhand. So we're back to equals people. It's so bizarre. This is why there's two of us on this show because between us, we know it.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Question two. This is more current and you have done a podcast on this fairly recently and potentially we know it question two this is more current and you have done a podcast on this fairly recently and oh fuck actually libeled him recently so this should be there it's good old gable tosti no not this mother okay yes yes yes yes yes oh but i know it i know it i know it i think i know it he used to first, right? Yeah, we all know the gross stuff he did. Poor old Runa Wright came up a balcony, he wandered off to get pizza and then called his dad. What did he do for a living? He used to lay flooring for his dad's company.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Right. Hannah? I concur that is the correct answer. It is the correct answer. He was a carpet lay. He earned $70 an hour and he worked six hour days and just partied for the rest of it. Yeah, that's what you get when you work for your dad, who is a massive fucking enabler of your murderous heart. And sometimes sends threatening messages on Instagram. That's why he's got so much time to send us threatening messages. Please, please, please, for the love of God, everybody listening to this, please do not start bashing him again. Because every time that happens, we get a tirade of abuse from him and threats of legal action.
Starting point is 00:16:51 We don't have time for that. If we get sued by Gabe or Tosti, no one's getting any episodes for a month. Okay, while we deal with that issue. Or ever again, to be honest, because it will be incredibly expensive and we just don't have that kind of money. No, we don't. So please just have a little giggle have a little laugh uh maybe whatsapp your friends about it please don't go onto his facebook page and call him a ham face prick i'm begging you she's being serious she's not like she's not like taunting you and like daring you to do it with a double negative please honestly do not do it so question question three. Arwen Moivis, he found Burned Branders online
Starting point is 00:17:27 and with his consent, chopped off his penis and tried to share it with him, then killed him, froze him, and ate him over the next 10 months. What did he do for a living? I know this one. He was... So he used to be a captain
Starting point is 00:17:42 and then I think he became like a computer man, like an IT guy, like fixing your computers and shit. Right, are you locking that in? Sort of computer man? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that is the correct answer. I'm also going to say computer man or alternatively IT technician. Oh, do you know what? I'm going to give Hannah 7.5 points there. Oh, come on. She researched that episode. She has more info. You did Gable Tosty. I still knew it. I got it, computer guy. Come on, this is a fix.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I actually had IT technician written down and it was like Hannah read it off my screen. Well, well, fine. Look, if there's an opportunity to give more points to you in a similar scenario it'll come back around, I promise. Well, I'm just getting a lot of
Starting point is 00:18:38 promises of future hope here. That's what I'm getting. That's not a very head girl attitude, Barlow. Bit of a spoil sport over there. No, I'm not a spoil sport. It's fine. Question four.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Myra Hindley. She was convicted alongside Ian Brady for the murder of five children as well as their sexual assault and kidnap. What did she do for a living? Secretary. Yeah, I also think that's true. I think she was a secretary. You're both there.
Starting point is 00:19:07 She was a typist at Millwoods, a wholesale chemical distribution company where she met Ian Brady. We're at the halfway point and Hannah is slightly ahead, but only by half a point. Outrageous. So you're both on. Let me just quickly do the maths.
Starting point is 00:19:21 There we go. Hannah, halfway point, scores on the the doors you've got 32.5 points sruti lagging behind by five points on 27.5 oh just cut the tension with a knife there's all to play for there's so many points this next round is a points bonanza so we could all do bring it on you could really stack up some huge points so saruti you're behind so you get to answer first i'm just going to tell you how this works so this round is called red feuded in a format worryingly similar to family feud i've got the first and i was going to do the first 10 episodes you released but unfortunately one to three are on the feed and
Starting point is 00:20:04 i couldn't ask them what they were without you then knowing what they were so we just had to bin that off so it's four to ten but each episode closer to episode 10 you get 10 more points i was going to do it the closest to the original but i realized you're much more likely to remember what the first episode was than the 10th because that was just in the whole sea of episodes so it's 40 points for episode 4 and 100 points for episode 10 you get five guesses each however if you get two in a row wrong you're out oh shit so i have to remember the sequence of episodes from episode 4 to episode 10 you can pick any one so you could say i think episode six is gable toaster which it isn't but if you were right i can't remember anything what it's through to you yeah you get to go first i literally cannot fucking remember
Starting point is 00:21:00 a thing do you know what the worst thing is is i know the first three i could reel those off no problem what the fuck was episode four unfortunately you took them off the feed so you've you've shot yourselves in the foot hey hey hey everybody who asked us where those first three episodes are they were re-recorded and either put back into the main feed or onto patreon in fact the only one that was put on patreon is now back in the main was back in the main fees as of last saturday shit shit oh my god what the fuck uh oh do you know what i've just decided on the fly the noises of confusion have made me feel like you all need more guesses you get four guesses each and if you get four wrong in a row you're out the game so it's just four guesses that's it shit the bed i cannot fucking remember anything what was okay right right what was i i even went
Starting point is 00:22:00 back and went through all of our fucking episodes the other day for a little... Can I defer to Hannah going first? I can't remember. If you'd like, Hannah can go first. Okay, I think Colleen Stan, The Girl in the Box, I think that was number 10. Oh, it wasn't. I'm sorry. I think that was later.
Starting point is 00:22:21 I'm going to try to take a guess. Okay, we didn't just re-record and re-release Stephen Port that early, did we? I can't see him on the list. I'm going to try to take a guess. Okay. We didn't just re-record and re-release Stephen Port that early, did we? I can't see him on the list. I'm sorry. Does that count as a guess? That does count as a guess. You're both one guessing. Bodies in the barrels, bare brick murders.
Starting point is 00:22:38 It's not on the list. Okay, okay, okay. How about... Mate, honestly, I cannot fucking remember a thing. What the hell were we talking about? What were we doing? Are we counting the Minnesota from the cupboard or just full episodes? We're just doing full episodes.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Oh, for God's sake. I just took, I went on the feed and just took episode four to episode 10. That's all we've got. This is embarrassing i cannot remember any of our itinerary i'm trying desperately to think what we did and all i'm thinking about is fucking the silent twins steven port and whatever else oh i think what i think oh no because i know what the third one was but i don't want to tell
Starting point is 00:23:27 you because i think it might be one of the ones that we actually know maybe not okay wait wait it might be my next guess though okay i'm gonna say that we did because i was obsessed with this case i'm gonna say that i would have wanted to do this quite early on so did we do the white house farm case before episode 10 or episode 10 yes okay to Saruti fuck thank fuck for that episode six the White House farm massacre fuck okay that's the only one that I can remember then um okay try think which one the audio quality distressed us the most uh fucking White House farm uh because I remember not putting that into the podcast awards reel because the sound was so bad. I'm going to guess
Starting point is 00:24:08 serial killer survivor to YouTube star unfortunately it's not on the list it was in the top 20 because I remember seeing it it's not on the list. Okay I'm going to guess the one we did with Timu, Late Bodom because the sound quality was atrocious. I know we recorded it not normally
Starting point is 00:24:27 because we did it in a... We did it in, like, the actor's centre. Are you locking that in? No, I don't know. Was that ten? I think you're right there. Were we that early, like, having people on, though? I'm going to say yes. That was episode seven. You get 70 points. get 70 points oh fucking hell okay that's it
Starting point is 00:24:48 now i have no idea i can't remember anything else i'm surprised that lake bodum was in the top 10 or not in the top 10 in the first 10 i've got one more guess haven't i yeah you have i don't want it do you know what just reel some off and if you get one, you get some points. Okay, yeah, let's do that. Go on, Anna. You say that like it's so easy. Suzanne Capper. Oh, that's a good shout. I can't see her on the list.
Starting point is 00:25:15 No, we redid her way later. She's like 45 or something like that. For fuck's sake. Oh, oh my God. Enfield Poltergeist. Yes. Episode four. Oh, yay. 40 points. Yay. Good, good, good. Therefield Poltergeist. Yes. Episode four. Oh, yay. 40 points. Yay. Good, good, good.
Starting point is 00:25:28 There we go. Now we're in. I believe Cerruti has one more guess. Yeah, I'm out. What? Okay. Shirin Devani. The Honeymoon Murder.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Oh my goodness. You're there with 80 points. Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. You are running away with this. Yes. Fuck. I just thought that because somebody was talking about it on the Facebook group this morning.
Starting point is 00:25:52 I did not even think that was in the tent. So I'll take that. Can you tell us what the other ones were? So, yeah, you've really made up for that 2.5 point loss earlier. And look how gracious I'm being about it. So, we've got episode four was the Enfield Poltergeist. Episode five, Bible John. Episode six, The White House Farm Mascot.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Episode seven, Lake Bodum. Episode eight, Honeymoon Murders. Episode nine, The Beast with the Human Fence. Oh, of course. Episode ten, Hannah, I'm going to give you a chance to come back here. If you can give me one last guess, I'll give you 100 points for it. So it was after... The Beast with the Human Face.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Oh, The Beast with the Human Face. Also after Lucy Blackman, so Saru would have done it. Can I have a clue for 50 points? I'll give you a clue. It's very left field. Think cookies. Oh, I know what it is. I'll give you a clue. It's very left field. Think cookies. Oh, I know what it is. Can I guess?
Starting point is 00:26:51 No. No, I give up. It's the Oklahoma Girl Scout murders. Oh, yeah. Sorry, I resign. No, we're not taking it. Resignation not accepted. Resignation is not happening. Scores on the doors. We have Hannah with 72.5.
Starting point is 00:27:19 And Saruti, if I can do the maths quick enough, Saruti is on 157.5 there's a bit of a lead here there is a little bit of a lead extending itself however in this final round and the maths here I'm not going to lie
Starting point is 00:27:34 this is going to blow my head apart so it might take me a while to catch up with this one this is and I came up with this fantastic name this morning this is the newly deads game in other words the newly w's game. Ooh, okay. In other words, the newlyweds game. As both of you know,
Starting point is 00:27:50 I sent you both a set of 10 questions in preparation for this quiz. The questions were not the same, so you couldn't cheat and work our way to our spaces. So much faith in us, Seb. Jesus. I'm sorry. I would have cheated though,
Starting point is 00:28:04 so you did the right thing. Each right answer is 20 points. However, each wrong answer is minus 20. Oh, okay. This game just opened up. Can you pass? I've just changed my mind on the fly. You can pass.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Okay. But you have to have a penalty for passing, surely. It's a minus 10 point penalty for passing. It's minus 20 for the wrong answer, plus 20 for the right. If you want to pass, you can do, but it's a minus 10 it's minus 20 for the wrong answer plus 20 for the right if you want to pass you can do but it's minus 10 hannah you're in the lead you go first no i'm not no don't rub it in mate hannah you're losing massively you go first okay okay my first question for saruti was what is the name of the city in which you were born? Oh, I fucking asked her this the other day.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I know. When you asked me this and I told you the answer, I was like, she's going to fucking know because she did a passport application thingy for me. I don't think I can say it, but I could try and spell it. I'm making this up. I think it's T-I-R-U-V or something. Or it begins with a T.
Starting point is 00:29:03 That's my final answer. Saruti? It is a town in southern India called Thiruvarur and she got most of the letters that were in there in that spelling. Are we happy to give Hannah 10 points for that one?
Starting point is 00:29:16 No, I don't deserve them. I think you should give her 10 points for that. I think it's 10 points. Honestly, you nearly you didn't nearly spell it out but you were closer than you think. You were close. You were close. I'm going to give you 10.
Starting point is 00:29:28 I really, honestly, I feel like you deserved them. Thank you. Thank you. Saruti, you're up next. Yes, I'm ready. I asked Hannah, how many times did you take your driving test? Saruti, do you know the answer? I'm going to say two.
Starting point is 00:29:42 It was four or five. I'm not to say two. It was four or five. I'm not proud of it. I just get really nervous. Oh, no. I've never even taken a driving test, so that's... Yeah, so all of you listening out there who have failed several driving tests, it gets better. Life gets better, guys. I took six.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Oh, did you? That makes me feel better. And I booked seven seven but I missed one so it's all fine so actually Saruti you got minus 20 for that one ah bollocks okay fine bollocks indeed Hannah this is your your next question what is Saruti's biggest fear oh um being lost at sea oh it's unfortunate It's being kidnapped and tortured to death. Oh, I did know that as well. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:30:28 But no, that is a good guess. I am also terrified of being lost at sea and of sharks and of my entire family dying. But also of being kidnapped and tortured to death. So unfortunately, Hannah,
Starting point is 00:30:37 that does give you minus 20 for our round. I was ready for it. So, Ruthie, this is your next question. What does Hannah dislike more? Pigeons or squirrels?
Starting point is 00:30:53 Pigeons. It is pigeons. Fucking disgusting. I hate them. I know. To be honest, looking back, it was a bit of an easy question. Question three for Hannah. I asked Saruti, what was the name of your first love do you know her answer oh first like proper grown up love it's just her first love interpret it as you will oh no don't pay me out like that
Starting point is 00:31:15 let's be okay okay I take it back I take it back take Seb's interpret that how you will on board
Starting point is 00:31:26 oh blue the dog bang on 20 points blue the dog and you can beat the other name out
Starting point is 00:31:33 when you fuck that guy after that slight car crash of a question I knew I was a bit on the line for asking
Starting point is 00:31:41 the first place yeah when you sent it to me I was like I'm definitely going to say blue and I'm hopingannah will say that too which you did so there you go saruti i asked hannah what is your this is my tune tune do you know her answer oh i'm so bad at remembering songs but i did know fuck um so i'm just gonna take a guess so i'm gonna say
Starting point is 00:32:09 you can pass it though for a lesser penalty that's true that's true yeah you're right i'm not gonna guess it so i'm gonna pass and be so you pass just for no no no no no no actually i'm not gonna pass i'm just gonna take a guess. She cried when she met that guy from A1. Oh, you! Take me. That one. I'm going to say that. It's not. It's Edge of Seventeen. Okay. She has told me that before and I didn't know that,
Starting point is 00:32:39 but I would never have remembered that. You just needed some revenge for the first love question. I accept it. Hannah, I asked Saruti what her favourite episode of Red Handed was. Do you know the answer? I think it's the Oklahoma Girl Scouts. It's not. It's the Halloween special of 2017, part two.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Oh, motherfucking shit, yeah, okay. Saruti, I asked Hannah, what's a song that makes you just turn the radio off? Oh my God, why are they all song questions? I can't fucking remember. That makes her turn the radio off. Ooh. Shit. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:18 I'll give you a clue. I thought this was a bit controversial. Okay. Oh, right. That was the clue. Oh. I've never seen her turn the radio off for a song. I'm going to say then it's something that other people fucking love if it's controversial. So is it...
Starting point is 00:33:36 What's the song people like? I don't fucking know. Is it something by Michael Bublé? It's not anything by Michael Bublé. It's Who Runs the World by Beyonce. Fucking can't stand that shit. Don't sample Ponderflora and make it shit, Beyonce. I don't give a fuck who you are.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Honestly, that is the only one that I will literally just be like, I will not listen. I refuse to listen to this utter shit. I agree. It's not a very good song. Hannah, I asked Saruti, who was her first celebrity crush? Can you give me the answer? Oh, even I forgot for a second
Starting point is 00:34:11 and then I just remembered. Do you know what? I can remember us discussing this. I know mine was Peter Andre. Yes. I'm just going to have to stab in the dark. Jamie Theapston. It was Anthony Keaton.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Oh, fuck. Jamie Theapston. Oh, fucking Jamie Theapston. He's just so tasty. So after that, I asked Hannah, what subject did you get the best grade in at GCSE level? Saruti, do you know the answer? GCSE level, I'm going gonna say, was it drama?
Starting point is 00:34:49 It was history. Yeah, I actually, I got 100% on my history GCSE, but I actually got a B in drama because I fucked up one of the essays. Oh, I was gonna say history or drama. I chose the wrong one. God damn it. Okay, fine. I'll take it. I'll take it. I feel happy with my answer still. So I'll take the minus one. It was a good guess. It was a good guess. It was a great guess. Hannah, I asked Saruti,
Starting point is 00:35:13 how many separate people have tried to teach her how to knit? Oh, okay. Five. She wrote at least three. Oh, so what does that mean? What zone of the netherworld are we in now? I don't know. Saruti, is it,
Starting point is 00:35:27 could it potentially be five? It could potentially. I reckon that's a ten pointer. I'll give you, yeah, I think that's a ten pointer too. Saruti, now this could be a bit of an easy one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:38 What is Hannah's favourite true crime documentary? Is it The Jinx? It is The Jinx. Go me. You did talk about that in Under the Duvet fairly recently. Yes, today. I didn't imagine that would come up.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Give her the points. No, that's fine. It is what it is. It's the world we live in. Question seven. We're getting there. There's ten questions. Question seven. I asked saruti how many near-death experiences did she have while traveling oh
Starting point is 00:36:11 endless i think there are i'm going to say three and i would happily list them actually no i'm going to say two because one was on a different holiday and then I can say what they are. Okie dokie. Saruti actually said, honestly not a clue, at least four that stand out. But if you give us two and Saruti thinks they're on point, I'll give you the points. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:40 The most obvious one was when she fell off a moped and had to go to hospital and then was in jungle hospital and hurt her her face and her leg and then the second one was when i i believe was in the philippines where she went on this hike and it was in caves and then you had to climb over this big boulder with like a massive drop and it was really scary ding ding ding ding ding so so near death both of those times so So yeah, I think give her all the points. That is correct. 20 points for Hannah.
Starting point is 00:37:08 That was phenomenal. You really do know each other. Question seven for you, Saruti. I asked Hannah, what is something that happened while you and Saruti were together that you still laugh while you think about? I can't even remember what I said. What? I feel like there have been so many. One specific thing. I can't even remember what I said. What? I feel like there have been so many.
Starting point is 00:37:27 One specific thing. Oh, no, I remember what I said. Okay, I think the thing that I still definitely remember and laugh about a lot is when we tried to climb to go see, when we went to LA and we tried to go see the Hollywood sign and we ended up just summiting Mount Hollywood. And it was no mean feat because it was an absolutely boiling day we'd been out the night before so we were very hungover we had
Starting point is 00:37:49 one small bottle of water between us Hannah didn't have a hat on it's absolutely scorching we finally figured out how to get off the fucking mountain because there's no like cell service or anything up there and then we went to go watch um Englandland play in a sports bar and i we ordered like 50 chicken wings and i was standing in the toilet for quite a while feeling like i was going to be sick because i definitely think we both had sunstroke and then that night we went on harmontown the actual answer the actual answer was walking around cuba with an umbrella ah okay both very heat related though. Yeah, that's true. That was just the first one I could think of. I think your Hollywood one's better.
Starting point is 00:38:29 No, but you're right. Hannah did find it endlessly amusing that when we were in Cuba, it was like 40 degrees and I would walk around with a black rain umbrella. Not a parasol, ladies and gentlemen. Like one you buy in boots for a quid. Yeah, just a fucking one pound black rain umbrella she pulled it off though to be honest i just found it very funny oh it is funny and the pictures are out there question eight for hannah i asked saruti who is better at directions you or hannah what was her answer i think she probably said we were both shit. She did.
Starting point is 00:39:07 She said you were both pretty shit. But it might be her. But you know what? I'm going to give you the points because you always read it word for word. There was no other answer to that, really. We've been driving around in foreign countries enough to know that neither one of us has a strong suit in that department. No one's winning any navigation prizes over here i asked saruti no i didn't i asked hannah what is your go-to meme saruti do you know what she said ah her go-to meme she uses so many but i'm gonna say is it that one of the muppet with the fire behind him oh my god it's
Starting point is 00:39:46 elbow on fire well done yes fuck yeah i literally just i didn't even send seb the gift i just typed elbow on fire yeah knew it hannah i asked saruti what's your favorite cuisine do you know her answer uh dim sum she said said pan-Asian. Oh, come on. I reckon give her that. Yeah. I think we'll give you that. I think we'll give you that.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Question nine for you, Saruti. I asked Hannah, who is her biggest guilty crush? Do you know the answer? Hannah's biggest guilty crush? Oh, God. Is it Peter Andre? Weirdly, it's actually pete davidson pete davidson oh all right i'm not even that sorry about it to be honest i was actually sitting on my bed for
Starting point is 00:40:33 about five minutes being like who do i fancy what is fancying no i didn't know that but okay i'll i'll take i'll take the loss on that i'll take take the loss on that. Peter Andre was an excellent guest. Thank you very much. And half the name was right. So you can't get much closer than that and still get minus 20. No, you're right. You're right about that. Hannah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:54 This is your final question. And the final question of this quiz in this newly dead game. I asked Saruti, what skill are you most proud of? Do you know what her answer was oh god skill i'm most proud of oh i don't know i can sing all right saruti said talking oh i thought you meant what skill am i most proud of about myself yeah it was oh sorry i completely fuck shit fuck i fucked that up take the points away take 50 points i don it. It wasn't fucking concentrating. I can't sing all right. Yeah, no, sorry.
Starting point is 00:41:27 I just completely lost my way there for a second. No, I did think it was weird because Saruti's notoriously toned out. Yes, I am. I am. Sorry, I'm sorry. I fucked it up. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:41:41 It's fine. We're not going to do minus 50. We'll just do a solid minus 20. Saruti, your final question. Yes, ready. I asked Hannah, what's her favourite swear word? Do you know the answer? Oh my God, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Is it like something imaginative? Can I have a clue? No, no, it's super basic. Oh, is it fuck? It is fuck. Yeah! Right, fantastic. That's the end of the quiz.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Give me two minutes and I'll do the scores on the doors. After that round, your final scores are thusly. Hannah is on 92 points. 92.5, actually, to be specific. And Saruti is on 237 points. Oh, no. That last round really did work quite heavily in Cerruti's favour. Never mind.
Starting point is 00:42:30 That feels too far away for me to even feel smug about. I'm sorry. I'll get you next time. Let's keep it a rolling tally, so no one wins today. No, it's all right. You can have it. I'll make you a tiny crown. Yay. Just what I always wanted.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Just what we all need during lockdown. Small regal items trinketry I don't know is that a word that's that's what I want if nothing else so no that's very exciting thank you so much Mr Seb Quizmaster for putting together today's quiz yeah so if you liked it let us know we'll do another one maybe we could even try doing one because I know people were like, oh, you can do an Instagram live where there's multiple people streaming from different locations. Maybe we could do one on video next time.
Starting point is 00:43:11 So let us know, like, if that is something that people want. Obviously, that's less accessible if you don't have social media. That's why we did it this way this time. So yeah, enjoy. Bye. Bye.
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