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Hello listeners, and welcome to our Patreon roundup for the spookiest month of all, October.
There could be some of you somewhere thinking, what on earth is Patreon all about and why?
Well, let's get that cleared up right now.
Patreon is a place in internet land
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It's like the Netflix of Red Handed.
And what does that Netflix situation include?
It includes Under the Duvet,
where we catch up on what's been going on in our lives
and what's been going on all over the world,
intro and outro,
micro and macro, one might say.
You've also got full-length bonus episodes of Red
Handed every month, featuring brand new cases
that you cannot get anywhere
but Patreon. On this month's roundup
we've got clips from our very special
Under the Duvets Out on the Road, where we talk about
life on tour and try some
very unique Scandinavian sweets.
They were absolutely utterly vile. I have
nightmares about them. And we also have a very special
bonus episode of Red Handed
where Cerruti and myself watch the most terrifying Halloween moments
as voted for by you
you sick fucks
it was awful
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hello hello
you guys didn't see what the best one was we we clap for ourselves
we clap for the sake of our lovely producers who edit this yes exactly so that they can sync up the sound with the video
but that was our best one yeah on sync in sync in sync and end ups in an asterisk
fuck it up guys we're so yeah we had a show in manchester last night which was so much fun it
was such a like we were at the albert hall and we went to go and see last podcast on the left
there years ago yeah um before we'd even done a single tour of our own it was literally like i think it
was like a couple of days before we did our first ever tour i think so yeah and we were like bought
the fuck yeah it's a beautiful venue like old like church like stained glass windows yeah beautiful
and we were just like one day and one day it was yesterday so we had such so much of a sunday
night crowd man yeah no you guys so much respect for it no manchester you always deliver the goods
it was so much fun um packed out like almost a thousand people completely sold out show it was
fucking crazy i fell over i fell over i forgot oh my god okay so it wasn't that bad no it wasn't
that bad it was just felt
horrible to me because there was a point in the show where my ass hit the floor and i was like
oh my god it like happened in slow motion it did it was so funny so basically we normally take you
guys if you follow us on social media you'll obviously see um the picture we'd love to take
with a crowd at the end of the night to just be like we toured for like a whole like a whole tour
without even doing that for a single second we're like maybe we should start taking
these pictures um so yesterday we actually had lovely corinne cummings who is an amazing
photographer you should go follow her on social media she's incredible and like captured by
corinne it's captured by corinne and just like an incredible person as well so she um came along to
the manchester show and to take like proper official photos and there was like a
crazy storm last night in london so she was like i have to drive back from manchester tonight so
can we take the picture instead of at the end of the night at the interval and i was just like at
that point you're still like pretty yeah cash okay good we're gonna go have a little break
and what we realized is you should move the chairs away from the middle bit because otherwise when
hannah and i sit down on the floor
to take the picture with you all,
you can't see us because the chairs are in the way.
So I basically, don't know who I think I am,
grabbed this chair to drag it across.
Chair's quite heavier than I thought it would be.
And the floor had a lot more like,
it was like more gummy than I thought it would be.
So it didn't drag effortlessly.
And I was wearing these massive heels
and I basically just felt myself fall like roll over on my ankle the bad ankle and I was like oh
no wait it's fine I've stopped myself and then I was like oh no no I'm falling so it happened so
slowly and Corinne the photographer was standing behind me and she was like I honestly thought you
were doing a bit I thought you were pulling the chair and being like, whoa.
But I was like, no, I was falling.
I was falling in slow motion.
Oh, wow.
But you recovered very gracefully.
I did.
And that dress, for me to fall in that dress and not to just flash everybody my breasts is...
Very impressive, actually.
I hadn't even thought of that.
Because I wasn't even wearing a bra.
But anyway.
Speaking of bras.
Yes.
Oh, no. Were these your... The hotel. But anyway. Speaking of bras. Yes. Oh no.
Were these your...
The hotel in Dublin lost all of my bras.
Yeah.
Right.
We had laundry done at the hotel.
Because we were disgusting.
Yeah.
Because I was just like, this is a health hazard.
Like, I need to wash my clothes.
Yeah.
It was...
It both of us.
And then...
So they didn't show up for ages.
And I had to like ring them being like, I gave you my laundry two days ago.
I'm leaving tomorrow.
I have no pants.
Like, please.
And then somebody helped me.
And the lady brought them up to my room.
And it had already been such a fucking palaver
that I didn't even say anything
when I realized that like all of the bras
except the one I was physically wearing,
which I didn't give them, were gone.
Oh my God.
I thought they just lost one.
No, no.
Oh, my God.
You should have told me.
I would have gone down and I would have fucking yelled at some people.
Anyway, so when we got to Manchester, I was like,
I'm just going to have to go to Marks and Senses.
Jesus Christ.
To be honest, like, quite a few of my bras are on the way out anyway.
So, like, but bra shopping I find so miserable because, like,
I'm a 34 double G, guys.
Like, it's not an easy size to find
so like if you i've trained and it is a lot better now than it used to be but i've trained my brain
just be like if you see a 34 double g in the shop you buy it doesn't matter what color it is it
doesn't like so i did manage to find four which is which is good so i was walking back from
looking utterly awful like so my medication makes me excessively sweat so like i was just
i felt gross i've just got off the plane i'd gone straight to master's pencil because i was like if
i sit down it's over like i'm not i'm not doing it so i was like i'm going straight to master's
just looking like an absolute fright and then hannah from like the other side and i was like
oh god like because i thought it was you or Ben or something and I was like oh it turned around
and it was these two
they were very sweet
I think they come
from Liverpool
but they were like
Hannah we're coming
to see the show tonight
like what time
should we get to the venue
and I was like
I don't know
I don't know who I am
I don't know who I am
right now
and I was like
oh the hell
Taylor and Dublin
lost all of my bras
so I just had to go
to Marks and Spencer's
and like I'm sorry
I look so awful
and they were like
oh well it would happen
to you wouldn't it
and I was like okay they lost they lost all of the laundry for
like a good good hour yeah i was fucking raging and in the time they were looking for my laundry
i wrote them a scathing review i know you're gonna be like so karen of you they deserve it i'm sorry
just like it was terrible service um but anyway whatever new bras found uh crisis averted manchester showdown
we're now over so yeah that's tour chat um we do have some fun stuff we basically like i said we're
we are in stockholm and if you've ever been to sweden before the swedes love their sweets and
we were hanging out with oisteen tiktokerson who is our um scandi rep here who's been looking after us and
he was like okay i'm when we're in helsinki i need to buy salt salt cat salt cat fish something
salty salty licorice is what he wanted yeah he was talking about it for about an hour
seemed like a really big deal it's like a really big deal and like people here it's like you just
go into shops and you hear them be like have you got any licorice yesterday we were in um a supermarket just buying
what i were about to show you and um they had like an ice cream booth and the biggest flavor
that was being advertised was salty licorice what the fuck's going on in sweden i don't know what's
going well we're gonna find out we're gonna find out so basically we went into a supermarket and
we got a bunch of sweets and a bunch of random licorice things but hannah i've got two pretty
horrible cases do you want to do that should i do one and then we'll do the okay we'll break out
with some with some sweets and then i'll tell you about another horrible case i came across
so um hard to ignore this one so leah croucher does that name ring a bell yeah so leah croucher was a 19 year
old who went missing on the 14th of february 2019 in milton keynes in the uk so basically leah um
she god's armpit um well they've gone through enough um so leah basically left her family home
on the 14th of febru like, at like 6pm.
And she told her family that she was going to go meet a friend.
And then the next day she was seen on CCTV walking to work at about quarter past eight
in the morning, but she never arrived at work and she's never been seen alive since.
So like I said, that was quite a while ago.
Um, was that 2019 or 2017? I to have no it's 27 what year are we 22 22 2019 2019 not 2017 i'm confusing it with the delphi
case because i've been doing that and it's the same exact day the 14th of february 2017 is the
delphi case leah croucher 14, 14th of February, 2019. Okay.
Just to be clear.
So yeah, she was never seen again.
And for years, the Leah Croucher case was kind of like a pretty baffling mystery
for the police and for people.
They were constantly upping the reward money.
They were constantly releasing pictures of Leah,
interviews with her family
to try and keep it in the public's sort of consciousness.
But like nothing ever turned up um and it just seemed like Leah had completely vanished into thin air
and the police at the time weren't even sure if it was foul play she was 19 which I personally
and she's a totally normal person again I'll say this again if somebody who has no history of
disappearing disappears I find it odd that people should be like well she's old enough to she can
yeah right yeah yeah but she's got no pattern of that behavior i think this is something you
should take seriously just because she's old enough to do it um but the reason they did think
this and that maybe she had possibly run off and it wasn't foul play was that because on at 5 45 so
15 minutes before she left her parents house on the 14th of february she
actually went into her phone and changed all her settings to disable her location services
so people were thinking did she do that because she didn't want to be found but i would be like
did she do that because somebody told her to do that you know um so yeah nothing really uh came
of it there were even some reported sightings at the time.
So in April 2017, so literally just a couple of weeks after she...
2019, April 2019, a couple of weeks after she vanished,
four people phoned the police tip line independently of each other
and reported that they had seen a woman,
matching Leah's description,
hanging around the Thurston Lake?
Don't know Furston Lake in Milton Keynes between 9 30 a.m and 11 15 a.m on the 15th of February which was the day she vanished
and they said that they all of them said that she was on the phone and three of them said she looked
almost hysterically upset about something but the police searched the first and lake area they found nothing there was no sign
of leah and so it was kind of just a bit of it was turning into a bit of a cold case because there
was no new information now in october 2022 more than three years after leah vanished the police
have found leah's remains and her possessions in the loft of a house on lockspeare drive in furston in milton keynes and it's believed that
her remains were hidden under floorboards in the loft or upstairs cavity so as a result police are
obviously now treating it as a murder and they've even taken the unusual step of releasing the name
of the suspect okay and who's a 49 49-year-old man named Neil Maxwell,
who is a convicted sex offender and convicted paedophile,
who was the only man, only person to have keys to the house
in which Leah's body was found.
Right.
But Maxwell, this is another twist to the story,
was actually also found dead on the 20th of April 2019.
So... Oh. a month after i mean that's probably why they released his name it's not like you can go after him yeah um so a month after
leah vanished and um basically it seems that he no two months after leah vanished guys i'm so tired
two months after leah vanished and um it seems that he killed himself in the local park
after telling a friend that he couldn't go back to prison.
Oh!
Yeah, so it's so horrendous,
because all these years that the police have been looking for Leah Croucher,
her family have been looking for her,
she's literally been in the same exact town,
just in the loft of some house that was probably...
Because not a lot of information has come out about this.
This has been breaking news over the past couple of days but it's like was somebody else living in
that house do they mean that he had keys to that house when leah vanished yeah yeah because
presumably there's not just a house that's been sat empty for three years i mean doubt that i
don't know i have no idea so has another family been living in there and they just didn't realize
that there was the body of a murdered woman
in the like floorboards of their loft?
I guess like...
I don't know.
Because he's been dead as well.
He's been dead for the whole time.
So who's been there?
Has it been empty?
I mean, if it's a halfway house...
Yeah, I mean, I have no idea.
It could be.
No idea.
I know, it's really gross.
But yeah, that is...
But the sad thing is, it's like obviously it's ended
the way nobody wanted it to end and I think possibly some people may have had hope that
Leah was still alive because of the disabling of the location services and there has been
reports that the police have confirmed that she was lying to her parents when she said she was
going to meet a friend on the 14th of February but as to where she went did she go and meet Neil Maxwell did he groom her
did she not know who she was going to meet why did she disable her location services all of those
questions yeah yeah yeah completely no answer to at the moment they've just said Neil Maxwell is
most likely the man who's done it he's dead we have Leah's remains but that's about it so yeah sad times but
that is a pretty big mystery in British um true crime history that has come to uh come to a sad
end um I think like I said I think some people may have been holding out hope that maybe Leah
had just run away because of the location services but I think it's more indicative that if it was Neil Maxwell that he probably told her to.
So, yeah.
Shall we have some sweets?
So, no.
That is a horrible one.
So, let's break it up with...
Ta-da!
What we picked up at a Swedish supermarket.
Okay.
There's a lot of licorice in here.
And I haven't had...
I've had a banana. i haven't had anything i
literally woke up about 10 minutes yes i have been awake for a while yeah i felt so bad he was
like oh do you want to come for me at 10 40 and then i looked at my phone i was like it's 11 20
i assumed you were asleep i was like it's fine i've got emails to do i've got notes to make
okay so the thing i just took out is something that i am now obsessed with and i
actually have been looking for a way to buy these in the uk and i can't find them in the uk so
if any of our lovely i think it might be in scandinavia and also in the netherlands you can
buy these but if anybody wants to become my supplier of vasa sandwich crackers they're so
tasty would you like one?
Because you haven't had breakfast.
No.
No?
Okay, well, good, because I want to keep them all.
I was just being polite.
Is it hard to eat?
No, they're just like crackers.
Is it like ravita?
They're softer than ravita. Oh, okay.
They're softer than ravita, and they've got cream cheese in the middle,
and they're really tasty.
Okay.
Very good.
So, yes, they're not on Amazon for me to buy and ship to myself in the UK.
So if anyone knows where I can buy them and ship them to myself,
or if you want to send them to me, I will send you money.
Okay, back to this.
Where do we begin?
So, first one.
It's the one with the monkey.
Monkey hugging a monkey made of licorice on it.
So it's, there you go.
Can you see? there you go can you see
there you go monkey humping slash hugging a monkey made of licorice and it's called
we're just going to call it jungle
so i suspect that this is licorice. I think we both suspect that this is licorice. Monkey flavour licorice.
The banana licorice?
Possibly.
Let's try.
I'm not doing a very good opening job.
Okay.
Okay, let's take one each.
Oh, it kind of looks like a licorice also.
Yeah.
Ready?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Why is it so salty?
What the fuck?
This is covered in salt.
It's like salty and fizzy and licorice.
Well, now I don't know because it's stuck to my teeth and it's never coming back.
That is such
an unusual taste.
Honestly,
I've never tasted
anything like it.
No.
The best I can describe
is
intensely salty
but fizzy
like it's got
kind of like sherbet
like salt sherbet.
And now it sort of
tastes like chocolate.
I don't like that. i don't like that at all
i'm sorry sweden that's fucking let's see no from me dog we've just had a technological nightmare um but as you can see hopefully, the quality of this video is better than usual.
Because now we know what a gimbal is.
We do.
And it is...
Don't know how it works.
No.
But we're doing our best.
Oh, it's moving.
It tracks our faces, which is...
Oh, your phone unbalanced.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
Aren't we all?
So today, guys, we are going to be doing, because it is Halloween.
It is Halloween the day you're watching this, if you're watching this on the day of release.
You can see that we are in, yet again, unfamiliar surroundings. We are on tour still. We are in
Dublin. We're in our hotel room there. And we thought that it would be more fun for this
Patreon bonus episode to do something a little bit different and to let you
pick the worst funniest most graphic most disturbing most violent whatever bits from
horror films that you could possibly think of and send them to us and then our lovely sophie
has put them together in one horrifying video montage and she did message me and tell me i'm sorry when
she sent this um so i'm scared um so we're gonna watch them you'll probably be able to see what
we're reacting to in a corner here or something and uh thank you so much for the nightmares because
we will be sleeping in hotel rooms for the foreseeable future and i'm already scared when we do that so shall we let's get on
with it yeah okay this is the first one deathgasm
shit we need armor
did you have a clever gun? I doubt it, man! Fuck! Just stop. Fuck yes!
Bet there are some crosses in here.
Or some bibles we can bash them with.
What the hell?
Oh.
I think they're, um, they're rosary beads.
What part of church are they carrying this bad boy, Brody?
Yes.
Oh, great.
What?
Oh, fuck! Brody? Yes. Brody. What?
Oh, fuck!
Why would you do that?
I feel like the peril is very limited since they're having so much fun.
Oh, you're gonna beat the zombies with the double-ended billboard.
I see, I see.
I haven't seen this film, but this main guy kind of reminds me of Mark Sparks.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, wielding some anal beats.
Excellent.
Quite big ones.
They are very big ones.
There he goes on the face.
It's not working!
These are a bit shit!
Hold them off!
What?
Is this like a YouTube movie? Hold him off! What? Fuck.
Is this like a YouTube movie?
Death Gals 2015.
Okay, here we go.
I'm guessing we're going to get some zombies chopped up with a chainsaw now.
Here we go.
Oh, God. No! No! That's the chainsaw now. There we go. Oh, God.
No!
No!
That's the chainsaw.
Oh, right.
I thought it was going to land on him.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Something's going to happen.
How's that not
coming through the floor?
Can't gain any purchase.
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
Oh, God.
No! Oh god, no!
Why are you taking so long?
Why are there so many dildos? I have so many questions.
Maybe it's like a horror, um...
coming-of- age story.
Like a buddy travel road trip sex one.
With travelling pants.
But with the zombies and zombie builder blowjobs.
And his face is getting ripped off.
Are we going to go back to the guy getting his face?
Oh no, I hate, I'm not a gore fan. This is...
Oh, right, I thought we were done around, but it's this friend.
Excellent.
Oh, God.
Zombies are so lovely.
I mean... Oh. zombies are so pluffy oh no she scratched him
oh no
guys
if this is number 10
I'm scared
oh no is this going to be like a drag me to hell situation?
Don't be sick on him.
Dildo.
Get the dildo.
Why are there so many?
So what the chainsaw couldn't do,
the vibrating dildos have accomplished.
Great.
Well, that's a lesson to live by. The dildo is mightier than the chainsaw. Oh, I feel sick. I'm not a fan of the gore.
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So, get this.
The Ontario Liberals elected Bonnie Crombie as their new leader.
Bonnie who?
I just sent you her profile. Check out her place in the Hamptons.
Huh, fancy. She's a big carbon tax supporter, yeah?
Oh yeah. Check out her record as mayor.
Oh, get out of here. She even increased taxes in this economy.
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But a couple of years ago, I came across a social media post
by a person named Loti.
It read in part,
Three years ago today that I attempted to jump off this bridge,
but this wasn't my time to go.
A gentleman named Andy saved my life.
I still haven't found him.
This is a story that I came across purely by chance
but it instantly moved me
and it's taken me to a place
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around mental health.
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