RedHanded - DAY 3: Gilles de Rais (ShortHand’s 13 Days of Halloween)
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It's October, our favorite time of the year.
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From hell in different religions, Haitian voodoo,
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And this Halloween, from the 19th of October to the 31st of October,
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Hello. Hello.
Welcome to Shorthand October edition.
Hallam O'Neween.
Exactly. Our favourite.
Halloween on the Saxon of my phone.
Our favourite holiday.
It's on a Friday this year.
Should we count it as that, the weekend off for Halloween?
We're going on a boat.
We are going on a boat.
Going on a ghost boat.
Can't wait.
It's going to be fantastic.
And hopefully I don't get seasick and throw up all over everybody.
I don't think it moves anywhere.
I think it's like one of those, a stationary ship.
My favourite kind.
Maud.
Perfect.
And this is something I have wanted to cover for a long time.
I believe you.
We touched upon it in the book.
And it's finally time for a short hand.
Everyone get excited.
In the early 15th century, sinister rumours spread like wildfire
throughout the hamlets and farming communities around the chateau-refuge.
Don't care if that's how you say it or not.
I like it.
I like it.
Because, as we know, hate the French.
And this particular chateau is in northwestern france.
Children had been going missing at a horrifying rate.
And it was said that some children had approached the castle to beg for food
and were never seen again.
Others had been outpicking fruit and snatched by castle guards in broad daylight.
Some villagers even reported hearing children's screams coming over the wind
from the castle towers in the dead of night.
And all these rumours were focused.
on one man, the mysterious, unthinkably wealthy baron, who rarely appeared outside the castle walls.
The decorated nobleman who had fought side by side with Joan of Arc.
Night Joan.
Uh-huh.
And then abandoned military life in favour of sinister, arcane, black magic rituals.
You and me both, buddy.
And his hope in doing this was to summon untold riches and conjure the devil himself.
This man's name was Gilderay
But he was known as the Black Baron
Is he Bluebeard?
I'll ask the internet, don't worry
My brain is like that scene in SpongeBob
Where it's just like rifling through
Filing cabinets
It's like there was a connection here
Oh, it's kind of like a Dracula
and Vlad the Impaler thing
In that Blue Bair's based on Gilderabeer wasn't actually home
I see, there we go
That makes sense
Yes, because Blue Bid wasn't real, Black Bid was.
Black Bid's a pirate.
Blue Bid, King, killed wives, hung them from a war.
Peanut Bouch had a ballet about it.
Got it. Thank you.
So that's all you need to know, because that's all we know.
That's the short hand.
So yes, Gilderay, his nickname was also the Black Baron.
And some say that he is the first recorded serial killer in history.
Responsible for the gruesome torture, a murder of hundreds.
if not thousands of children.
So what happened in those dark rooms way up in his castle towers?
This is the shorthand.
Gilderay was born in about 1404 in Shantos, northwest France.
And Gil was, how you say, treetre fucking loaded.
Pretty much everyone in his close family was a very privileged feudal lord of some type.
His father belonged to the esteem house.
of Laval and his mother from the historic house of Crohn.
And when those houses combined, it was a big fat payday for everyone.
Everyone talks shit about the Hapsburgs, right?
They did unite Europe.
And those giant chins.
And moulded their own jaws.
I listened to quite a horrifying documentary the other day.
And I was such a weird way to say it,
but it's because I just have things playing on YouTube and I'm not looking at it.
And it was all about, I want to say, king.
Was it Philip the second in his huge dick?
Yes!
I knew it.
Yes.
I was cooking and I had to turn it off before I could eat.
It was making me feel physically ill.
Club like.
Oh my God.
Like thin at the top and then thick at the bottom.
Okay, we'll come back to that.
I don't want to.
We're doing a shorthand on it.
I don't want to.
I was already writing the short hand in my mind as I chopped on.
It's happening.
That's what his wife said.
They were like, shut up, take these drugs, this stupid bitch.
Spread them.
Awful, awful. I'll get you some laudan them.
Anyways, actually. Great.
Anyway, we're not talking about him today.
Let's stick with this story.
We'll leave the Hapsburgs where they are for now.
When little gilly was 11, his father inherited an even more stupendous fortune before promptly dying in a gnarly hunting accident.
which, upsettingly, Gilderay was present for.
And worse than that, it was only a few months before his mother died as well of being a medieval woman.
Can't escape it.
It'll get you.
It will get 51% of the population.
But the silver lining to all this was that before his 12th birthday, Gilderay became one of the most powerful nobles in Brittany and among the wealthiest people in all of France.
and back then people like him didn't lift a finger
they just lay around doing whatever they like
directing courtiers to take care of their every whim
but slightly harshing this vibe
was the fact that Gilda Ray was put into the care of his grandfather
Jean de Crayon
and don't let the name for you
de Crayon was not a colourful character
he was scheming miserly
and pretty cruel to the core kind of guy
and pretty much the only lesson he impressed upon Gilderay
was how to screw the little guy to get ahead.
It mainly served to warp the young Gilderay
into a self-serving, hot-headed, entitled Little Rebel.
DeRae even wrote himself that when he was young,
he, quote, pleased himself with every illicit act
and perpetrated many high and enormous crimes against God
and his commandments.
Another reason why, Gil, couldn't just sit around,
and revel in the lap of infinite luxury,
was that war was a bubbling
because after all we are in France.
By 1420, when De Re was about 16,
France had been at war for almost 100 years,
and we're not going to do all of that again.
So for everything you need to know about the 100 years,
well, which wasn't 100 years,
including the king who thought he was literally made of glass,
you can take yourself over to our episode
on Jean-Dark Knight-Jones.
She's waiting for you.
The main thing is France was on its...
Knees. English armies were tearing through the country, burning villages as they went.
There was a deep, deep famine plus plague, pestilence and just bad vibes.
Some people even gave up on society completely, throwing down their tools and running off into the woods to live like walls, which like, I'm pretty close.
Also, I get it or wasn't there, but kind of extreme.
I don't know, man.
I guess was it really any better living in the medieval village?
It's terrible that I actually can't decide.
I could go and be a wild woman, live in a cave, two spells and stuff.
By 1420, the war got so bad that even the Fancy Pants Barents had to get involved.
So, still in his teens, Gil started his military career and against all odds.
He was really good at it.
He led a successful career campaign against English garrisons, captured a fortress at Jen,
and recaptured the castle of Malikong.
In 1421, a 13-year-old peasant girl called Joan of Argue
was driven by visions of the angel Gabriel
to somehow get in front of the king, which she did,
and then managed to convince that king
that she was sent by God to lead his armies to victory,
which she also did at 13.
And the king, well, Dauphar, technically,
assigned none other than Gilda Ray to accompany her.
You know in films when halfway through a character is like, are you kidding?
I was there the whole time.
And then it shows a compilation of scenes with them superimposed in the background.
Think that, but with Gilda Ray in the background of Arjone of Arc episode.
He was at her side for all her major battles,
and together they accomplished some astounding military feats.
Gilda Ray was there at the lifting of the siege of Orillian.
And they went on together to recapture a series of towns,
from the English.
It was largely thanks to all these victories
that Charles VIII went from Dauphin to proper King of France.
So he gave Gildare the esteemed title of Marshal of France.
In 1431, Jonah Bark was executed,
and for Gilder Ray,
battening just wasn't the same without his little pal.
So after a couple more massive victories reclaiming towns around France,
pretty soon he stepped away from the army
and went back to his estate in Brittany.
Still, it has been said that,
the bloodlust never really left him. All that raping and pillaging and bloodshed all over the
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mean the world to us. Thank you. Anyway, at this stage, he just went back to opulence. Because
the only thing GDR loved more than having money was spending it.
He hired tons of servants, more than 200 private guards,
chaplains, train chefs, singers and astrologers.
My brain really had to think about the word chaplain then.
Chapalais?
Why has he got an army of Charlie Chaplains all under his spell?
Classic French.
Guderay spent absolute packets on decorating
and redecorating his house.
Every year he put on a play
recreating his victory at O'Leon,
for which he brought new costumes
every year.
For a brief period,
he got very goddy
and paid for an entire chapel
to be built on his grounds
for the bliss of his soul.
It was decorated with silk
and gold tapestries
and vessels encrusted with gems,
and he even hired a boy's choir,
for which he picked the boys himself.
To fund all of this extravagance,
he started selling off
family land to pay for it all, and his family were not happy.
Worried about all this spending, the family did what rich families do.
They asked the king to pass the decree, preventing Gilderay from selling land.
Gilderay was disgraced.
The place stopped, and he withdrew from public life.
And he soon found another little hobby, the occult.
One day, Gilda Ray came across a soldier who said that he had a book which held
the secret to unlimited wealth.
And that DeRay could borrow the book
for the low, low price of just 50 crowns.
So he did, being a mug, snap up that deal.
The book was bound in heavy leather
and fastened with an iron lock.
Its pages were made of jet black parchment,
inked with red ink.
That's a nightmare to read.
What the fuck?
And inside was a mad scrawl of symbols,
pentacles and mysterious incantations.
Gilderay read about various esoteric theories in mystical law.
Like a vulture's heart split in two and well dried,
carried in a do-skin belt,
causes the wearer to shiver in the presence of poison.
Or if you bury a lion's heart in the kitchen, it wards off lightning.
There are experiments in there to raise demons,
protective spells, love spells, and bingo.
The alchemic formula for gold.
How many lions are you got lying around?
Why a kitchen's getting a tap by light?
We will come back to a shorthand on alchemy,
but essentially it was a belief in the olden times
that with the right kit you could science up gold
and you know who really, really, really believed it.
Someone unexpected.
I remember us talking about this. It's gone.
Ow, there's an apple that's on my head and I know what gravity is now.
Oh, Newton.
Isaac Newton.
Oh, thank you.
Alchemist.
Obsessed.
so much so that his family have tried to hide it for centuries because it's so embarrassing.
I'm just like, he's having a go.
Look, they can't all be bangers.
You've got to be brave and put some crazy ideas out there.
I think they should lean into it.
I think they might be now.
Now all that gravity money's drived up.
Durey built himself a lab full of furnaces, crucibles and alchemical tools.
But as he read on in this book,
He became a bit unstuck
The ingredients list included some tricky items
Lion's Heart at least exists
He needed to find the eye of a basilisk
And three pinches of powdered unicorn horn
Kind of like the arcane medieval version
Of making Otolengi recipe
See I don't mind Otolengi
I'm not big on following recipes
But I bought his book
And I was like, it's pretty straightforward
Should know what book is fucking hard?
Disham
Oh, I believe that
I bought their book
And I was like, let's, you know, one Sunday I'll just make the Ruby curry.
And you're like, I'm a brown.
I can do this.
Let's see what's up, you know?
And I was like, let's do the Ruby curry.
And you open it up and it's like a page.
It's just like a few things.
And you're like, it seems the ingredients list is long, but the instructions look very simple.
I was like, okay, my mom's got most of these things in the cupboard.
I can do this.
Start reading.
And it's like a fucking nightmare because you read it and it's like, okay, great, done
this, done this stuff. And it's like, now turn to page 27 and follow the red sauce recipe
that's there to come back here and then carry on with the steps. And you're like, okay,
you go there. It's like six fucking pages. So it tricks you into thinking it's going to be doable
and it is not. I'm not telling people not to try. But you've got to have a whole fucking
day to make one curry. And it's too long. It's not for me. And Dishoom's on Deliveroo.
Exactly. Why would you even bother?
You could just turn the container out into your pot and be like, here you go.
darling. Why would you even bother? You're so right to make a substandard version of that
curry and spend all day doing it. I'll never forget. Watching Bake Off, this was years ago.
And my friend was like watching Bake Off and it was pastry week. You can buy pastry. Someone should tell
them. I know. No, I completely agree. Why? I watched a video the other day of how to make
rough puff pastry and I was like... Rough puffs are con. You can just buy puff pastry. Why are we doing this?
No, fuck it.
I'm not interested.
Don't want it.
Not just any odd unicorns, neither.
You had to go to page six in the disheum book
to find out that the unicorn had to be captured by virgins of noble birth,
not just your bog standard virgin.
That's literally exactly what it is.
Fuck it, no.
Also, the basilisk didn't just be like hoiked out of the sewers of Hogwarts.
You had to conjure it yourself.
Oh, great.
See, turn to basilisk-cundering recipe to conjure the basilisk to continue with this recipe.
You've just added three days to your fucking meal.
Oh, man.
Or whatever the fuck he's trying to do here, make some gold.
And there was a whole lot of other faff as well, like placing a large rooster in a heated dungeon and feeding it fermented barley until it gets really hot and really fat and lays a singular egg.
That egg you then bury out midnight on consecrated ground.
And then that's when the basilisk appears.
Great.
Then you have to kill the basilics, getting its eye, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Huge amount of effort for Gilderay, so he's sent for alchemists to come and do it for him.
Bring your own basilisk, please.
See, it's just getting takeaway.
Which is how Gilderay got mixed up with a 22-year-old Florentine,
a cleric slash sorcerer slash mystic called Father Francois Prilati.
A friend brought Pralati back from Florence, saying he fears neither God nor Satan,
while his skill and erudition are the marvel of this city.
And Pralati became a real fixture at the castle of Gilderay.
It's even quite heavily implied that he and Dere were actually lovers,
giving the whole thing a very heavy, Rasputin-y vibe.
If it was true, which it wasn't...
Peter never fuck the emperors didn't happen.
He didn't fuck any of the children.
He didn't fuck the czar.
Go listen to our episodes on Rasputin for more information on that.
Anyway, the two of them set about trying to cough up some extra funds through black magic.
And soon enough, one thing led to another.
And they started trying to summon the devil himself.
That's where it's always going to end up.
You start off with a little bit of a cult.
end up trying to summon the devil himself.
Yeah, love of money
is the root of all evil.
At one of these summonings,
Prolati made circles in the dirt
and invited anyone that wanted to make a
pact with the devil to step inside,
said Circle.
And then Gildare stepped in holding a note
that said, come at my bidding and I will give you
whatever you want, except my soul.
And the curtailment of my life.
Everything else, anything else in the world.
But nothing happened.
Some report that the devil wouldn't appear
to Gilder Ray because even the Prince of Darkness was horrified by Gilderay's predilections.
Because for a few years, Ray had been getting up to all sorts of vile,
unforgivable sins in a dark room way up in his castle tower.
That's when villages nearby reported hearing screams in the dead of night,
and right about the time all those children started to go missing.
Like we said at the start of the episode,
children would occasionally be sent up to Gilderay's castle by their parents
to beg for food at the gates.
Servants were known to sometimes come out and meet those children
to hand out clothes, money, or food.
But it was said that sometimes they would pick out a beautiful boy from the crowd
and promised the boy a treat if he came into the castle kitchen.
And then that child would never be seen again.
Story spread of children in town being asked by servants
to carry a message up to the castle and then again not coming back.
Children outgathering fruit, tending sheep, guarding cows
or chasing butterflies in the woods near the castle
would also vanish without a trace.
Some witnesses even said
that they had seen Ray's men snatch boys in broad daylight
and just drag them into the castle.
So what was waiting for them there?
Nothing good!
As DeRay delved further into black magic,
he started to push the boundaries like a toddler.
He wrote,
My life has always been lived.
It is too late to worry over consequences.
When the mortal end arrives,
I shall be ready.
He hired a witch to tempt children from nearby villages using cakes and gifts.
His valet, Corillout and Gil de Sille, joined in as well, snatching and inviting children into the castle.
Some say that he was carrying out black masses up there, sacrificing children to the devil,
in the hopes of gaining, power and or wealth or both.
He would conduct dark rites and experimental alchemical rituals,
those that asked for human remains as an ingredient,
and his desire to meet the devil had grown into an obsession.
So he prepared another offering.
One report says that in 1439, Gilda Ray slaughtered a boy and butchered his body.
He extracted the boy's heart, eyes and hand,
and placed them on a sheet of linen, draped over a pane of glass,
and he offered it up to the devil.
Reports from his later trial tell of extended torture sessions with nine.
and mechanical devices made to prolong suffering in his young victims
before eventually killing them by decapitation or strangulation.
His walls were said to be decorated with children's body parts and skulls,
and whatever he was doing was definitely sexually motivated.
He was a nailed-on sexual sadist with a well-known interest in young children,
and he writes himself of ill deeds with each child before the torture began.
With children disappearing left, right and centre,
screams coming from over the ramparts,
why wasn't anything done?
Firstly, most of the children who disappeared
weren't really snatched.
They went voluntarily.
If children took up positions as servants or pages or choir boys,
it was understood that they would be separated from their parents for good.
Parents would willingly snap up on the offer
of room and board for the rest of their child's life,
plus one less medieval mouth to feed.
And then, once the rumours spread of the more nefarious disappearance,
many villagers just wouldn't speak up
for the fear of violence from Ray's men.
And this combination of fear
and the inescapable mark of social status
meant that there was just nothing a peasant could do.
The victims were young and they were poor,
totally invisible to the elites back then.
And in the end,
it wasn't actually the wanton slaughter
of hundreds of boys and girls
that got the attention of the authorities.
In 1440 to drum up yet more funds,
DeRay decided
to sell yet another castle.
But then, after the sail had gone through,
he had second thoughts, so he tried to storm it.
First he burst into the village church,
mid-service, screaming his head off.
He knew the priests there had been entrusted
with protecting the castle.
Ray and his men dragged the priest to the castle,
forced him to open the doors,
and locked him in irons within the walls.
Now, all this was not on,
especially since the guy who'd bought the castle,
fair and square, was, as you'd imagine, a very powerful man.
So he sent his own army to free the priest and take back the castle.
And with dark rumours having swirled about Ray for years,
church authorities finally dug deeper.
Dozens of parents were brought forward to tell their stories.
They were asked to kneel before the commissioner,
make the sign of the cross,
and swear to tell the truth before testifying.
One villager even said that he had seen De Reyes' men
disposing of the skeletons of dozens of children.
In September 1440, DeRay was four,
finally arrested, for heresy, sodomy, and the abduction, torture and murder of at least 140 children.
But in some reports, the true number was potentially over a thousand.
Gilderay was tried in both a civil court and an ecclesiastical one, otherwise known as an Inquisition.
The Inquisition saw Gilda Ray tried for doctrinal heresy.
years of actively trying to summon the devil and messing with black magic.
Court records say this.
The said Gilda Ray, forgetting his creator and giving himself over to the devil,
did horribly abuse the bodies of children,
committing sodomitical sins with them,
and afterwards cruelly putting them to death.
As well as villages, witnesses included many of DeRay's own staff,
his accomplices, including the sorcerer,
Rolatti from Florence and his child snatching witch.
And they testified against him in shocking, devastating detail.
They told of prolonged brutal torture and even acts of cannibalism and bathing in children's blood.
Before you said that, long before you said that, it just reminds me so much of Elizabeth Bathory.
Uh-huh, mm-hmm.
Ray said nothing.
He was threatened with torture if he didn't confess.
So he did.
Records show that with great contrition of heart and a great effusion of tears,
years, he confessed to all of it. He described how he tortured children by hanging their bodies with
cords or on hooks, how he rubbed or erected the boy's penises, and how he slashed children's
throats and severed their heads, how he ejaculated on their dying bodies while laughing,
and how he tenderly kissed the most beautiful decapitated heads of the children that he
killed. And then, he asked for God's forgiveness. The deathbed confession will save everyone.
Obviously, Gilderay was then sentenced to death, as were all his accomplices.
A massive crowd gathered and a procession was led out of the castle,
singing and praying all the way,
until they got to a series of gallows in a meadow nearby.
Since hanging was considered too good for the sinners,
a fire was lit at the base of each of the gallows,
and they were all burnt alive as they swung.
Eventually the flames burned through De Reyes' rope,
and he fell into the fire.
His body was retrieved and put in a coffin,
and then taken to a chaplain nun.
and buried in October 1440.
Weirdly, it gave rise to a very grim tradition.
Every year on that same date,
parents marked the occasion by giving their children a good whipping.
This tradition of beating your kids extra hard
on the anniversary of Gilderay's death
survived for more than a century.
And that's almost it for the story of Gilderay,
Black Magic Pido Torturer, extraordinaire.
Except it is time for the traditional last-minute party-pooping fact-check
that we love,
so much. This entire story has come from historical accounts from the time and since,
but how far can we really trust them? This happened at about the same time as the European
witch craze, and if you've listened to our shorthand on that, you'll know how unreliable those
trials could be. No physical evidence was ever brought against Gilderet. And we know that the
prosecuting lawyers literally made up some of their evidence, and predictably his full confessions
and his witness's graphic testimony
were all made after a hefty amount of torturing.
And lest we forget Gilderay was rich.
You don't get to be a wealthy reclusive baron
without having plenty of enemies plotting to seize your shit.
Still, most experts land somewhere in the middle.
There certainly were plenty of strange dark magic rituals
to try and conjure gold or the devil,
playing about in that castle.
We also know that Gilda Ray was a sexual sexual,
who was definitely attracted to children.
And it's extremely likely he was guilty of the assault and murder of children.
Maybe just not a thousand.
And as for his grim laboratory of horror,
most of those details seemed to only be introduced into the reports centuries later.
But these days, Gildare lives on in infamy.
He inspired all sorts of French folk legends and fairy tales,
including, as Hannah said, Bluebeard.
The murderous nobleman with a secret room
whose wives disappeared one by one.
And whatever happened up in that power,
high up in the castle walls,
the shadow of Gildare will loom over France for centuries to come.
Halloween.
Such an interesting story and, yeah,
very, very reminiscent of the Elizabeth Bathory situation,
which the same reasons can be come to,
that she had a lot of money,
she was a very wealthy woman,
and she was standing in the way from a lot of other people
having that power and money,
so was it just like this made up thing to get rid of them?
But I'm also like, I guess there's easier ways to get rid of people
than to say that like a satanic black magic pito.
But then I guess this way like decimates them
and their legacy and stops anybody like sticking up for them
or defending them or coming to their aid.
I don't know.
I think it's very of the time as well.
Like this is very much a time in history
where like certainly in Europe, all of the Christians were like,
oh wait, I still hate you.
Even though you're the same religion as well.
me. I just have to find other things. I just have to find things within Christianity to not like.
And that's where a black masses come from. Like it's, it's essentially the Crusades were quite far away.
It's like the worst of the worst, isn't it? So there you go, guys. That is the story of Gilda Ray.
We hope you enjoyed it. Go listen to our shorthand, which we also did. I think maybe last year, maybe the
year before on Elizabeth Bathory. Very, very interesting story, what she called the Countess of Blood or
something. And we will see you next week for another shorthand.
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