RedHanded - FROM THE VAULT - Warren Jeffs & the FLDS: Cult Power, Mormon Polygamy, and Child Abuse (Part 1)

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

With Netflix's new documentary on the modern fundamentalist Mormon church coming out today – we thought it was the perfect time to revisit our episode on Warren Jeffs's FLDS, to give some much-needed context... According to Warren Jeffs’ thousands of followers, he was the leader of a secretive but devoted religion – their prophet, and the representative of God on Earth. But according to US law, he was a dangerous, totalitarian, child-molesting horror with over 80 wives – some married off as young as 12. Still, according to the church, Earthly laws are no match for the voice of God.In this episode, we explore the story behind the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints: how the visions of a charismatic, seventeen-year-old farmhand called Joseph Smith grew to become a major world religion; how plural marriage caused a major rift in the church; and how its teachings were warped into a systematic cult of child abuse, underage sex, and absolute power.--Patreon - Ad-free & Bonus EpisodesYouTube - Full-length Video EpisodesTikTok / InstagramSources and more available on redhandedpodcast.com

I'm Anna. I'm Sruti. And welcome to Red-Handed, where this week we've got my absolute favourite topic. Mormwoods. It is your favourite. I am getting, after having gone through the script for this, I'm getting pretty sick of them. But I have to get through it now. We saw two in the wild yesterday.

We did. You're right. Yeah, they're everywhere. They are. They're surrounding me. It's like they know that we're going to do this two-partum. And they're on to us. When Mary Ann Jessup turned 12... Her father decided that she was ready for marriage.

But who she married wasn't up to her, wasn't even up to her dad. The only person who could decide was the Jessup's prophet, a man who they believed had a direct line to God. The prophet conducted one of what he called his heavenly sessions. He jerked around wildly like he was in a trance and cried out messages from his God. to be transcribed. And this time, it was God's will that the 51-year-old prophet himself should marry the 12-year-old

Mary-Anne. How convenient. And so, three weeks after her 12th birthday, they were married. Marianne's father, a high-ranking bishop in the church, presided over the nuptials. at the 1,700 acre yearning for Zion complex in Texas. After the ceremony, the gangly 6'5-51-year-old prophet posed for a photo with his new bride, and I would urge you, dear listeners,

to come and follow us on social media so you can take a look at this horrifying picture that I am currently gazing upon. Horrifying is the word. I hate it. It's so... The picture that's like at the top of the three, we're looking at a little triptitch of horror,

the picture at the top looks like a dad and his 12-year-old shot. And then they're making out. It's disgusting. It's truly vile. And because she's in one of those like Mormon dresses, kind of looks like fancy dress. Yeah, not liking it. So yeah, let me just describe for you in a bit more of a visual way,

what's going on here. You've got this old man with his arm. wrapped around this child and he leans down for a passionate kiss and although in the picture it looks like Marianne is thrilled by what is happening there is no doubt that this must have been a strange and confusing experience for her because her upbringing had taught nothing but purity and chastity above all else but if this kiss is horrifying for all of us to look upon and presumably for Mary Ann to have gone through. It was nothing compared to what would happen to her later.

On a bright white, custom-built ceremonial bed in a secret room in the Prophet's Temple. And poor little Mary-Anne was far from the only one. Over the years, Warren Jeffs, the man in the photo, married as many as 80 wives. Who has got the energy for that? I like don't know. I like do not know what this man is taking.

What a lot of the people in this are taking, but like where is that energy coming from? I've just, well, it's coming from God. Quite. For decades, the man that thousands called profit ran a devoted community with an iron grip. The community was severed completely from the outside world. They had their own parallel reality

of unquestioning obedience in exchange for huge rewards in the afterlife. That is always the best way to manage your cult, because that's what it is, by just being like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just do everything I say. And then I promise, when you're dead, jackpot. Yeah, yeah. Because guess who's not going to be around to have to answer questions then? You. Yep.

Genius. I can't prove it to you, but you just have to believe. But believe me, it's going to be fucking great. Yeah. And if you don't believe me, prison. In hell. Yeah. Religious prison.

Warren Jeff's in this community that just pretended the real world didn't exist. He traded women, children and families like there were currency. He defrauded the government for hundreds of thousands of dollars. He routinely married the group's underage girls and pawned others off to his powerful friends. These girls were encouraged to conceive as early as humanly possible. they had to keep the community's numbers up and presumably give him more wives. And despite how it all sounds,

this really wasn't some random cult in the middle of nowhere in the 70s. Warren Jeffs built his sinister community, rife with blatant sexual exploitation in the USA, in the 2000s, using the doctrine of a religion that's practiced by millions. And this is a two-parter for you, a two-parter on the man himself, Warren Jeffs. we're going to look at how he went from a fire and brimstone preacher to joining Osama bin Laden

on the FBI's top most wanted list. And we weren't going to let you get away with our red-handed rundown. Sirius, so happy about it. Look, I haven't got anything against it, and I am pumped for this episode. This was my suggestion to do this two-part. I'm fascinated by Warren Jeffs because I'm fascinated by cult leaders. and anyone who listened to any of the episodes we ever did on our short-lived year-long series Sinister Societies will know that Warren Jeff's is very industrious.

He's a very industrious cult leader, right? He really has his finger and a lot of horrible, disgusting pies. And I'm sorry to put that image in your head, but there you go. I'm just like, the Mormons, shut up. But not all of them, not all of them. Like we're going to go on to talk about obviously not all Mormons are the same. But this is, it's just so ludicrous. And it's also something we've spoken about a lot when people are like, oh yeah, sure, like they are of my religion, but they're not really.

Yeah. I'm not responsible for this. But it's all part of the same rich tapestry. All I would say is, obviously there are different types of Mormons. There is like a big, big spectrum of them. We're going to go on to discuss that in this episode. So if you are Mormon, like, look, I'm not trying to offend you. We chat shit about all religions, because all it does, and this is perfect proof of.

the problem with this kind of like non-thinking community, right, where you're just being dictated to from a doctrine that is thousands of years old, or in this case not even thousands of years old, by like one person who holds all the power and all of the knowledge. It stops you from critically engaging. And you don't just see that in religion, you see that all over the place these days. And any time that anybody is asking you to suspend your disbelief, to stop thinking for yourself, to stop critically analyzing anything, this is what you fucking get. And I'm just feeling in a bit of a tetchy mood about it. Because loads of kids get fucking raped.

Yeah, and I mean, tetchy is putting it lightly. I'm feeling tetchy about all the child rape. We're going to have to discuss for the next two weeks. But it's all right. I've had a fucking massive coffee, so let's do it. I get like notifications when you use your amic. And I was like, oh, she's on a way in, she's in Starbucks. Yes.

So much coffee. So much coffee. I've had quite a lot of coffee too. Anyway, it's red-handed round-down time, Mormon-styly. We need to understand the Mormons, or we're not going to be able to understand. I mean, we're not going to be able to understand Warren Jeffs, but we can give it a good go. We're going to tell you the story behind the fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. And how the visions of a 17-year-old farmhand...

I'm trying to... my brain is working so slowly. I was trying to do. I was trying to make a joke about... how in the live show you are Joseph Smith. Yeah. So just pretend I do. Sure, sure, sure. Very niche for the thousands of people that have seen the tour.

But yes, spoilers, for anybody who is yet to see the show when we eventually take it to Australia and New Zealand. I do role play as a 17-year-old Joseph Smith. Yeah, wonderfully. Well, thank you. Oscar-worthy. Thank you very much. And that is it.

I just want to clarify, like, who we're talking about today, like Warren Jeff's this whole group. It's the fundamentalist church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. So it was not even just the regular Mormons, it's the fundamentalist Mormons. Yes. And those fundamentalist mournans really believe that a 17-year-old farmhand had the answers, and it grew into a major world religion. And in this episode, we're going to look at how Joseph Smith's slightly bonkers,

but mostly harmless teachings, were warped into a systemic cult of child abuse, underage sex, an absolute power. And yes, to do that, we are going to start with a little Mormon, history lesson. In Jerusalem, 600 years before the birth of Christ, an ancient Hebrew prophet told his followers that he was done with the Middle East. So they all jumped in a big boat and sailed to North America. They split here into two sects. The Nephites and the Lamanites. The Nephites went on to become God's chosen people on earth. Hooray! And they were led by their awesome prophet, Mormon. And the Lamanites, who God didn't like, boo,

were cursed with dark skin for their sinfulness. I'm not making this up, this is what they believe. And just in case you're like, well, what happened to these Lamanites? Well, you might know them as the Native Americans. So hundreds of years later, just after Jesus was resurrected in Jerusalem, he teleported to the States to preach to his most venerated saints. He revealed that they had reached the promised land and would soon head up the creation of a brand new religion.

and its followers would not just be worshippers, but Latter-day Saints. So this is the backstory that opens the Book of Mormon. And we're telling it to you to show just how much the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints believe themselves to be God's chosen people on earth like every religion. I was just going to say. And just before we get into the modern fundamentalists, let's do a quick refresher on the roots of the Mormon church. Its founder, Joseph Smith, was born in Vermont two days before Christmas,

which makes him a Sagittarius and you should stay away. I actually think he might be a Capricorn, sorry. Never mind. I found out Mabel's a Pisces yesterday. Absolutely devastated. I'm lost. Probably because I'm a Scorpio, right? Exactly. Joseph was the third of ten children raised.

on a basically unfarmable plot of land, that his father rented because he lost all of his money trying to export gensing to China. Doesn't gensing grow in China? It's literally like trying to sell tea to the Chinese. He's like, I've got a great idea. Joseph moved five times before he was 11 years old. His family settled in Palmura, New York,

which I believe is upstate. Joseph's mum, Lucy Mack Smith, was a superstitious woman who was obsessed with black magic and mysticism. She claimed that God spoke to her constantly, in her dreams and through regular little miracles. And Lucy wasn't the only one. The early 1800s was not only a period of massive economic depression in New England,

it's also when what's known as the Second Great Awakening happened. Essentially people got a bit wary of mainstream churches and looked elsewhere for religious inspiration. inspiration, like the Imperial Tsarina in Russia. And the Japanese. And the Japanese, yes. After the bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. I do wonder if there's some sort of connection.

You know, I've talked about it on the show before about the link between the hemlines, like the height of hemlines. Is that the right way to phrase it? Length. The length of hemlines that are in fashion and the current economic situation. And when the economy is up, hemlines are up and we're all in mini-skirts. When the economy's down, we're all in middies and maxis. And I wonder if there is also a connection between the economy being up

and everybody getting bat shit for the occult. Maybe. Maybe. You need to find hope somewhere, you know. I'll find a graph. And it was in this zeitgeist of less than mainstream religions that the young Joseph Smith absolutely thrived. He was hyper-ambitious and super charismatic.

Despite his humble beginnings and. minimal schooling. And Joseph was quite the showman. It really takes after his mother because he reports, seeing his first angel at the age of 14. Two angelic figures, he said, had visited him and told him that all of the world's religions were wrong. He then got into necromancy and crystal gazing,

and when he learned that a girl in his town had a seeing stone, he shot round to have a look. And this girl put a small green stone in a hat. and told him to put his face fully into the hat, and immediately Joseph Smith started having insane visions, which, as luck would have it, told him the location of a better seeing stone than this stupid girl in his town was just around the corner,

which I have to say is probably the most typical teenage reaction I can imagine. Yep, possible. He's like, can I have your stone? No, well, I know where there's a better stone, so fuck you. So after this, Joseph Smith became a scryer, which is basically someone employed to find buried treasure using magic. And in six years, despite making absolute bank being a scryer, Joseph Smith never uncovered a single piece of actual treasure.

Instead, he was convicted of fraud. In autumn 1823, yet another angel appears. appeared the 17-year-old Joseph Smith, conveniently in his bedroom. Sorry, I was just laughing when he said autumn because I was talking to ACD face about something. And he was like, oh yeah, I think it's in spring, or as the Americans call it, fall. That's not what the Americans call it. I was like, it's just spring. Oh, yeah.

He just said it was such like contempt and I was like, that's not what they call it. I feel a bit delirious. I don't know whether it's the heat. Anyway, so this angel was a pretty top dog angel, the angel Maronai. If you're going to pretend to have hallucinations about angels, you might as well go for the big dog. Though I do think there is a level of believability if you drop it down a few rungs. Very true. It's like in hereditary, they don't just go straight to everybody being devil worshippers. So, passe. They go for, oh, it's like his minion. It's much better.

It's much smarter, much more believable. Very true. So this angel Maronai told Joseph of a sacred text written on some golden plates, which had been buried 1,400 years earlier in, you guessed it, basically his back garden. They were in New England. So Joseph went to go and have a look, but he was forbidden to take the golden plates with him. In fact, Moroni revealed a rule straight from the big man. that there was only one way

that the human race would get to read this new scripture that was on these golden plates in New York. And that way was if Joseph Smith got to marry his neighbour Emma. It's like the weirdest reference-only library in the world. Yes. Can't take the book unless you marry a neighbour. Who you desperately want to marry, but who doesn't like you.

Yes, he did desperately want to marry his neighbour Emma. He'd already asked her dad, had multiple times if he could marry her. But Emma's dad said, no, you're a fraudster, you can't marry my daughter. So yes, more teenage stuff. You're probably familiar with the rest of the story. Joseph Smith put on a pair of magic glasses

given to him by the angel Maronite. And these magic glasses allowed Joseph Smith to read the strange hieroglyphics that were on these golden plates. And then Joseph Smith dictated the entire book of Mormon, live out loud, to his friend Martin. Martin Harris to give him his full name. Then Martin, silly Martin, loses the whole transcript.

So Joseph Smith had to recite the whole book of Mormon again, and he did that with his head in a hat. And we've just got one last example of what Joseph Smith could get away with, with pure charisma, it seems. When he finished the transcript, he took it to a local paper and asked them to print 5,000 copies, which they said would cost 3,000. dollars, which in 1892 is an enormous amount of money.

It's like a house. I'm glad to see that printing costs have stayed remarkably the same since 1829 to 2023. I've ever tried to print something. It's so fucking expensive. Oh my God, tell me about it. At uni even, we had to pay for our own printing. What?

Yeah, yeah, you had to top up your card and pay for printing and photocopying. Oh, maybe we did. I don't know. It was such a long time ago. I was so like, I don't want to just become like these weird shit like, um, observational comedic. Do you know how much Prince on cost? But like, I couldn't leave that one.

Yeah. What's with bottled water? Am I right? Anyway. Joseph Smith did not have $3,000, so he had a word with God. And God told Joseph the following.

My will is that Martin Harris pays it. So, Martin Harris sold his farm. footed the bill and the Book of Mormon was printed. On April 6, 1830, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was born. So Mormonism has always centred on this kind of extreme, unquestioning, blind faith. John Cracker talks about this in his amazing book under the banner of heaven,

which, if that name sounds familiar and you haven't read the book, is because this story of a murder in the Mormon church also became a series starring Andrew Garfield. Apparently it's very good. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it, but it is on my list to watch. So the book has actually been a huge help when we were researching these two episodes. And John was actually a massive part of the investigation

into Warren Jeff's himself. So we would definitely be coming back to him next week. So in the book's intro, John writes the following. Faith is the very antithesis of reason. In judiciousness, a crucial component of spiritual devotion. Common sense is no match for the voice of God. And look, I'm not here to be like one of those wanky teenage, like, oh, you believe in God. Like, no, believe in whatever you want to believe.

It's when it becomes organized and it's when it becomes a tool to oppress and control and abuse that I have issues with. And that's a very human. Yeah. That's a very human condition. That's a very human behavior. And you don't need religion. You don't need God to do that. We see plenty of ways in which people are controlled and censored and abused now with non-religious theocracy, I would even say.

But, you know, I think it comes back to that statement that I like, which is you can't reason somebody out of an argument that they didn't reason themselves into. Nope. And that is pretty much the fundamental basis of this entire. episode. Yeah, and that's Richard Dawkins's approach. It's like you cannot argue with someone about faith because you will always hit that wall. Exactly. And in Mormonism, especially in the hardcore fundamentalist kinds that we're going to talk about today, their extreme level of unthinking dedication is matched one for one with incredible rewards. As we've said before and at the start of this show, not all Mormons are quite the same level.

and the split between the kind of Donny Osmond kind of Mormon and the sister-wives' prairie dresses kind of Mormon, happened because of one thing and one thing only. Bigamy. Plural marriage is not just a custom or a quirk in Mormonism. Treating women as currency is absolutely fundamental to the foundations of the church. Shortly after Joseph married his neighbour Emma,

who was central to the setting up of the church, He suddenly said he'd had another revelation. He was impelled by God to marry loads more women. Emma obviously wasn't that happy about this plan, but what did she know? And soon, this idea of multiple wives was written into scripture. In Section 132 of Mormon Holy Book, the Doctrine and the Covenants, Smith called Plural Marriage, and this is a quote,

the most holy and important doctrine ever revealed to man on earth. Kind of makes me suspicious about your motivations. Yep. But again, where are you getting all this energy? Over the years, Joseph Smith himself married more than 40 women. The youngest was just 14. And he told all of these women and girls that unless they married him, they would be damned for all eternity.

And if this 1850s nonce is making you feel grossed out, probably don't listen to next week's episode. Yep, because we will be hop-skipping and jumping into the 2000s where things are not much better. In fact, I'd say they're much, much worse. Let's have a quick example of what bigamy can mean within a community. Here's an example from John who wrote the book. This is so disgusting.

This is horrifying. I hate it. So in Under the Banner of Heaven, he tells us the story of fundamentalist Mormon girl Debbie Palmer. When Debbie was 14, she married the 57-year-old leader of her son. sect. She was his sixth wife and she instantly became stepmother to 31 children, most of whom were older than her. Yep. Debbie's new husband also happened to be the father of her own stepmother.

So Debbie became a stepmother to her own stepmother and I'm really trying to figure this out. Debbie managed to become her own step grandmother. My head hurts. That is so. So horrendous. So yes, polygamy is gross, confusing, weird. And from the very start, it gave the Church of Jesus Christ of Lassaday Saints quite a bad name. And we've talked about us before on the show. All of the research, all of the evidence shows that countries that engage in polygamy as like part of the norm have much, much, much, much less stable economies and societies than in countries and societies

that don't practice polygamy as like a regular thing. because all that happens is exactly what's happening here. A few powerful men take all of the women and all of the other men become disenfranchised. And then you have this condition that young men developed where they're like unattached. And it's, I've forgotten what it's called, but it's something like a Viking syndrome or Viking mentality.

Oh, interesting. Where basically unattached men, their tendency towards violence and aggression is tempered by having a partner and having a family because it forces you to take responsibility, etc., etc. I'm talking on a very base biological level. So when you have huge groups of unattached men, their sort of proclivity for violence and aggression doesn't get tempered.

So you end up having really unstable societies, which I think is really interesting. That is really interesting. Let's get back to a little old Joe with his scrying stone. In 1844, Joseph Smith was sent to prison for his fraud. It finally caught up with him. and a furious mob of more than 200 anti-Mormon folk painted their faces black, stormed the prison where he had been incarcerated.

And then they killed him. Pretty extreme. People felt very strongly about Mordes. I was asking my, before the first leg of the American tour, I said to my American friends, I was like, you know, I need to tone down the Mormon jokes. And they were like, no, I mean, it depends where you are. But as long as you're not in a super mountainous region,

which is where they were all driven to because nobody wanted them to live there, I mean, you'll be fine. It's just very like in the face of classical Christianity, right? One man, one woman, etc., etc. And then here's Joseph Smith being like, now one man, 57 women, and your grandkids, and your fucking step-grandmother or whatever the fuck you want. After Joseph Smith was murdered, a man named Brigham Young took over the church. And he led 15,000 followers to Salt Lake City, Utah.

And there he started to build an empire. But still, the American public were pretty loudly appalled by the Mormon marriage customs. And in 1857, opposition to the Mormon lifestyle culminated in what is known as the Utah War. The US president himself, James Buchanan, sent the army into Utah to stamp out this budding theocracy and wipe out plural marriage for good. But as you could probably predict, when you try to wage war against a religious group, it doesn't really tend to kill out that way of thinking. It just martyrs the people that get killed,

and then it just makes the rest of them double down on it. So yes, as you can imagine, this idea did not die out. Legislation after legislation tried to crack down on plural marriage. And it just didn't work until the Edmunds Tucker Act in 1887, which forced the church to disincorporate and surrender all its hefty funds to the government. There you go. When they come after your money, that's how you force some sort of change. Because it was at this point, with their holy backs against the wall,

the LDS Church finally, officially, renounced plural marriage entirely. I think it's at this point that they realized not only will the government keep coming after us if we don't stop this practice, but also will never go mainstream. because too many people, they can read the room. Too many people aren't totally game for this as much as we thought they might be. So they do what you need to do. They evolve to prevent their death. Now, in 1904, the church's sixth president, Joseph F. Smith,

the nephew of Big Joseph Smith himself, made a declaration called the Second Manifesto. It said that the church would no longer say, sanction marriages that violated U.S. law, so basically outlawing bigamy within the church. And he also said that anyone carrying out polygamous marriages would be excommunicated, so quite the turning. And it was that move, more than anything else, that made Mormonism into what it is today. Finally free of the association with huge crowds of sister wives dressed in prairie dresses, Mormonism exploded into the mainstream. Today, by some estimates, there are almost 17 million Mormons around the world.

So that means there are currently more Mormons out there than Jews. That's crazy. That is crazy. I mean, you've got to hand it to them. You know what? I will. Good. Well done, Mormons. Here you go, Mormons.

I'm handing it to you. But still, even when the Mormon church modernised and towed the line on the bigamy question, some of them just couldn't let it go. imagine you're like, that's the whole reason I'm fucking here. And now you're saying we're not doing that, but that's the best bit. Yeah. I also find it interesting that like, interesting but not surprising, that the US government are like, no plural marriages. Fucking stop it.

We know you hate black people. That's fine. That's fine. Keep doing that. And some of these Mormons were, as Surrey said, outraged. You know, they've got 57 wives. What are they going to do with them? And it was in the book.

It was in the book of Mormon in Black. black and white. If you don't have three wives, you can't reach the fullness of exaltation in the afterlife. So these people are having their eternity taken away from them. This is the thing. It was all obviously based on the idea at the very start that as a budding new religion, you need to have loads and loads and loads of kids like you see in cults being born into the group so that your numbers can grow fast and you can establish yourself as a religion. And then now you're suddenly saying that's not the case. Obviously it's going to throw a bunch of people off because, yeah, they're going to say,

well, what else in the book then should I not follow if you're saying this doesn't count anymore. So what do we mean when we say fullness of exaltation in the afterlife? It means quite a lot. If you don't get to the fullness of exaltation in the afterlife, you don't get your own star children. You don't get to create a galaxy for yourself. Oh. And you certainly don't get to live forever as a god. Well, I'd be pissed.

Yeah, we just don't have time this week. But if you want to hear more about the star children and the celestial sex, you need to go to Australia because it's in the live show. And these Mormons were not going to give up all of that because of some stupid US law. So, offshoots of the faithful went their own way. In the 1920s, six families headed to the absolute arse end of bum-fuck nowhere short creek, which is a very remote stretch of land.

Also, some people pronounce it short crick, but I'm not going to do that because I think it's dumb. It's written creek. It might be an accent thing. Maybe short creek. But as I've said time and time again, I'm not mispronouncing things. I'm saying it to my own accent. Yes.

Short Creek is quite so remote because on one side it has the high. high plateaus of the Zion National Park, and on the other side, the Grand Canyon, just hanging out. So it's very isolated. To be honest, you know what? Like, if you just spent all your time hanging out there with a group of other people who only ever talked about God and visions and angels and all that, you would be forgiven on some extent for believing it because it must be absolutely beautiful up there. Yeah.

And I think when you are surrounded by that kind of natural beauty, it's hard not to look at it and think that there must be some sort of creator who made it. And there, away from the world, away from prying eyes, those six families of fundamentalist Mormons, married and multiplied, like Easter bunnies. Like Randy Easter bunnies. Yeah, because... That's quite the shallow gene pool. Yeah, because this is the thing, although it must be very beautiful, nice place to go start your little cult, it is when people go off grid like that into the middle of absolutely nowhere that all sorts of abuses start to happen. Yeah, within a few decades, there were hundreds of them.

And if you are thinking what we're thinking, which is that's a lot of imbreeding, you are correct. Purifying the bloodline was an active aim for Mormon sects. And inevitably, it does have its downsides. Some women could have up to eight or nine pregnancies without ever giving birth to a living child, which of course was chalked up to the women's sinfulness. It's like, was it Queen Charlotte who, in the favourite, Olivia Coleman plays her and she has loads of rabbits because she has so many miscarriages like that. Yeah, because, you know, if there's anything we know that purifying the bloodline worked out so well for European royalty.

I actually was reading an article the other day of Charles of Spain, I think, who was so inbred that he couldn't eat properly. And when he died, so he couldn't really talk, couldn't really walk, and he was the king of Spain for whatever. And it had to be fed, couldn't eat, but lived into adulthood. And when he died, they opened him up. And apparently his heart was the size of a peppercorn. Oh. I know. What?

I think somebody's taking liberties there, but I will have it. I mean, also the Egyptians, they were fucking inbred like crazy. And just don't watch Cleopatra on Netflix because... Oh, is it bad? It is categorically the most bullshit nonsense inaccurate. just gibberish I've ever seen in my entire. Really? It is the worst thing that I think has ever been made.

And I'm not, I'm not alone. It is so factually incorrect. The people they've cast are completely wrong. Like, it's just, it's like the people who made it have had Egyptians described to them by five-year-olds. Okay, well, I want to watch it now. There you go. I'll watch it and then we can discuss it on under the two-bbing.

Perfect. We can bring out your notes at that entitled Problems. Issues. So the descendants of those six families became known as the fundamentalist church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. So here, obviously, just a reminder because we weren't quite off track,

those six families are the six that were hanging out in the mountains near the Grand Canyon and breeding like Randy Little Easter bunnies. And this group of people is not to be confused with the other similar sex who were nearby with names like the Latter-day Church. Church of Christ. But it all gets very people's front of Judea. So from now on, we'll call our group the FLDS. And they didn't fare much better than poor old Brigham Young.

I don't care about Brigham Young. Fuck that guy. On the 26th of July 1953, more than 100 police officers and state officials turned up for a Dorn raid and arrested 122 polygamists and 263 children were taken away and placed into foster care. Now look, I am all for like minimizing government overreach, etc, etc. Maybe you're out there thinking like these people just want to do polygamy. Like, who gives a fuck? Just let them do what they want. No. The problem here is, and it will always be, when people go off grid, like I said, then they're doing whatever the fuck they want

with no intervention from social care, doctors, schools, etc. Children are going to get raped. Yeah. That is what's going to happen. And so they take these children away and this whole raid made the front page of the New York Times. The reading public were horrified though at the pictures of children being ripped from their mother's arms.

So really, it didn't go down quite the way the state thought it would. And so the government was forced to return the children. and from then on the church was kind of given a wide birth and its members therefore spread across the state through the years there were several high-profile arrests and convictions of FLDS members those included charges of surprise surprise child abuse

when errant kids were savagely whipped for protesting against their lifestyle and there were even allegations and convictions the first-degree rape of a child. When underage girls as young as 13 were found pregnant and married to significantly older men. But mostly, the FLDS and its customs just kept on trucking.

What's the marriage age in the UK? I think it's 16, but I think you can get married younger if you have parental consent. That's what I was... I think you can get married at 14 with your parents' consent. Let me check. Oh, 18.

Oh! This is interesting. Zykegeist. The Marriage and Civil Partnership Minimum Age Act will come into force February 2023. The change in law will make it illegal for 16 and 70-year-olds to get married or become civil partners in England and Wales. I think that's a good thing. Because this parental consent thing is fucking nonsense. The number of forced marriages I used to produce child protection conferences in certain parts of the country forced marriage is a massive problem.

So saying parental consent is good enough for a 16-year-olds to be able to get married. Bullshit. No. So the FLDS sort of toddle off on their own and they just keep on trucking. Until the mid-80s, when it was being run by a farmer called Leroy Johnson. He sounds like a basketball player. Leroy set a precedent of total obedience. His motto, Keep Sweet no matter what, came to define the FLDS. When Leroy died, a former tax accountant named Roulon Timpson Jeff's took over the presidency.

Up to that point, a seven strong priesthood council had made decisions for the church altogether, but it was decided that only one man should rule as a prophet. Roulon Jeff's in his followers' eyes was the living representation of God on earth. When has that ever gone wrong? Chapter 85 of the Doctrine and Covenant says, I the Lord God will send one mighty and strong to set in order the house of God. and despite being about as mighty as a communion wafer, the 77-year-old rule on Jeff's was the guy.

He was believed to have been divinely appointed to lead the church, with a lineage tracing from Adam to Noah to Abraham to Moses to Jesus through Joseph Smith and onwards from there. I mean, you can't argue with that. Yeah, and presumably King David as well. Anyway, Jeffs installed himself just outside of Salt Lake City in Utah. He was the boss. He had power over the town hall, the police department, the schools.

Absolutely no one could question him because his words were words of a profit. FLDS followers believed unquestionably that their profit would live for at least 350 years. That or, you know, whenever Christ returned to destroy all the horror. terrible Gentiles, whichever came first. They believed that Uncle Roulon, as they called him, knew all of their thoughts, dreams, and desires. And they knew that if they ever broke even one of the many, many, many rules, they'd lose their shot at everlasting life. And all those tasty star children.

The church officially outlawed coffee, cigarettes and swearing. horrifyingly, and this is a good example of like the extreme lengths they went to in retaliation for literally anything, when a Rottweiler tragically killed a child in town, every single dog in the city was rounded up and shot. Members were long, old and timely underwear beneath their clothing at all times. All dating and even flirting was completely forbidden. Technically, according to the law of chastity, sex is officially forbidden, even between man and wife, unless the wife is ovulating. So no sex even between married people

unless you're doing it to have a baby. Maybe that's why he's got so many wives. Well, quite. They'd all sync up though, wouldn't they? Apparently there's a myth. Is it? Yeah, apparently the whole syncing up thing isn't real, which is quite interesting.

How funny. I know. Anyway, this is a good point to mention that the FLDS roadmap for post-life salvation is pretty detailed and specific when it comes to the men of the church. It doesn't really say what happens to all the obedient women and girls who spend their whole lives, you know, praying and obeying and keeping sweet.

The book just helpfully says, wives, submit yourself to your own husbands as to the Lord. In every conceivable way, men are in charge in the FLDS. When a boy turns 12, he is initiated into the ironic priesthood, immediately granting him more authority than his own mum. And it probably goes without saying here the homosexuality was also definitely considered a sin. The punishment straight from God was death on the spot. Oh and just in case you're wondering, the same went for sex with a black person.

Yeah. I learned something about Mormon sex the other day. No. So I was familiar with soaking, right? Where they just stick it in and don't move. Yeah. But there's actually another level to soaking that Mormons do. So for them, like the act of sex is the thrust.

bit, right? Which is why soaking is kind of okay. But what they do is they get their mate to shake the bed so they're not moving, but the bed is, and that is so like inherently so much more kinkier than just having sex. You should get your pal to like shake the bed. Honestly, but this is the thing. The more these people are like, you can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it.

The more energy they have for it and the more energy they have for all this fucking kinky shit, it's so weird. And unsurprisingly, within the FLDS, the only person who could decide who married who was the boss, Rulon Jeff's. When a family decided that their daughter was ready for marriage, whether that's age 12 or 20, they brought her to the prophet.

He and only he would reveal God's will and tell them who their daughter should marry. Should sounds like they have a choice, they don't, would. And remember, the number of wives you have, is a direct reflection of your spiritual status. And the honour was always reserved for the most eminent men of the community. Older, high-up men who served God the most about me would be rewarded with more wives.

Sometimes God would decide that a girl should marry the prophet himself. Roulon had a secret handshake. If he squeezed your hand three times, you knew that you had been chosen to become his next wife. When Alicia Robock's hand was squeezed by the 86-year-old prophet, she couldn't believe her luck. They were married that same night, and Alicia was his 23rd wife.

Every night the wives would form a queue outside Roulon's bedroom and take it in turns to kiss him good night. When it was Alicia's turn, the prophet suggested something she didn't quite understand. He said that they should try a little love-making. Alyssa had no idea how babies were conceived and absolutely zero sex education. All she knew was that sexual impulses were wrong. Rulon got on top of her and asked her to spread her legs.

His younger wives would do anything they could to get him to sleep. Massages, foot rubs, etc. Because they were trying to avoid having to have sex with him. Oh, I feel sick. It's all just so gross. He's 80s. He's 8. He's 8. again. What is he fucking taking?

But no, the thing that's also here, right, is that none of this is happening in secret, right? He's not kidnapping girls off the street and forcing them into this situation. Obviously, there's coercive control, there's grooming, but there's grooming of entire families. Yeah. Like these children, these girls' parents hand them over to this 86-year-old decrepit man to basically be like maritally raped on a daily. basis by him. And that is the power of this whole situation, of cults of any kind of like super super in believing crowd, which is that it completely, interestingly, overrides the

biological drive of a parent to do everything to protect their child. On a fundamental level, you know that this is wrong, but the power of their belief overrides that deeply, deeply biological instinct to protect your child, which is what's so interesting. So rule on Jeffs, despite being 86 years old. Well, he's going to live to 350. He's in the prime of life. This is true. It's just a teenager. He never slowed down on claiming new wives. He married his first wife in 1940 and was still selecting teenage girls,

because, yes, all of the girls he gave three handshakes to were the youngest of the young. In the late 1990s, that's 50 years. I was alive. Oh God. And just to put it into perspective for you, Rulon Jeffs would eventually marry 75 girls in total. Needless to say, he also had an absolute army of children. Now when you have 65 siblings,

the middle child syndrome is very real. And you really better be someone pretty fucking special to stand out from the crowd. Someone charismatic, intelligent and charming. someone that people look up to. Warren Jeff's was none of these things. Warren was born eight weeks premature on the 3rd of December, 1955.

That's early. That is very early. Yeah, two months early, that is a lot. And his mother, Marilyn Steed, believed herself to belong to a royal bloodline. And when church elders assured her that the early, sickly baby Warren would pull through, she knew that he was destined for greatness.

Because that's the thing, it's not just the rivalry between the children and the siblings, it's also the rivalry between their various mothers and which one of their children is going to take top spot for their father. Now unfortunately for Marilyn and her beliefs, that miracle baby, Warren, grew into quite a weird, lanky, awkward and abrasive teenager. My faith. And he only got worse, because when he was 16, he was found by one of his many, many brothers, molesting their sister.

This was reported to Roulon, who in classic religio style, told them never to speak of it again. Because despite it all, Rulon had seen something special in young Warren and gave him a teaching post at the church-owned school, Alter Academy. I don't think churches should be able to have schools. just going to put that out there. But this school had been started by Roulon just to educate his own gigantic family. But soon, the school was big enough

to take on fundamentalist Lassaday Saints' kids from across the state of Utah. The school was built in somewhere called Little Cottonwood Canyon, which sounds very quaint. It's just outside Salt Lake City. It does sound quite, it sounds very nice. It does. But unfortunately, it's where Jeff's had his mansion

with his enormous family in it. And we probably don't need to spell this out for you, but just in case, the education that these children were getting at their Mormon school was about as well-rounded as a square. Or a star. Or a spiky sea urchin. The school was not built to teach children about the world and history and stuff like that, Cleopatra. The only function of this institution was to prepare the children for a holy Mormon life. I wonder if the people who wrote Netflix's Cleopatra went to this fucking school. Because they don't know shit.

You should write them a letter. I will. I will just say that. Cut out of magazine bits. I would love if there was now an advert for Netflix immediately as soon as I stop speaking. If there is, it's a pure coincidence. The children were only taught what they called

priesthood history, which is the story of their church. And also, they learned everything you needed to know about being a good Mormon husband, wife, father or mother. And soon, Warren Jeff's was the principal of the whole school. Yeah, that's it. Make the principal of the school your son,

who you caught raping one of your daughters. And this was Warren Jeff's first taste of real power. He didn't waste any time upping the obedience ante. All books not personally approved by Warren Jeff's were swiftly removed from the school. That included any young adult books about smart, inspirational characters who blazed their own trail, especially girls, Matilda's out. And surprise, surprise.

Whole sections were literally cut out of textbooks. Anything to do with human biology, reproduction, space, gone. It's like in teeth where they just put a sticker over the vagina in the textbook. The new curriculum, made by Jeff's, was brought in specifically to teach female obedience. It taught chastity, suppressing urges, sexual purity, and essentially how to just be a baby having god-loving, husband-pleasing machine. Warren Jeffs also instituted a new, even stricter dress code at the school. And to enforce that dress code, he would often have cause to bring young children into his office by themselves.

The children lived in constant fear of being whipped as punishment. And under this authoritative guise, eyes, Warren Jeff started acting out even more of his own sick urges. Several accounts of molested children come from this time, including his own nieces and nephews. So already, Jeff's predatory behavior has gone from errant to systematic. In the late 1990s, Roulon Jeffs decided to move the family, yes, the whole family, to rural Hildale, to avoid the incoming apocalypse. In 1984, the previous prophet Le Roy Johnson had prophesied

the redemption of Zion, according to the revelations of God, is to commence in the seventh period of time. According to our reckoning, that seventh period of time is only about 16 years off. That's bullsy. I'd go a little bit later than that. Maybe you're thinking, well, why did he go for that? why on earth? Do you make such a

ballsy claim? Well, it's because 16 years off 1984. What's that? It's Y2K, baby. I never would have worked that out on my own. Thank you for spoon feeding it to me. Don't worry. That's why I'm here. So yes, that classic belief that the year 2000 would bring about a worldwide computer crash

that would somehow cause havoc, nuclear war in the end of the world found its way into the Mormon belief system too. And we all know that the Mormon's absolutely bloody love, a rapture story. They believe that a patch of earth containing only the purest believers will be literally lifted up into the sky, whilst the rest of the world burns in a fiery pit of agony.

Then they'll be placed back down to re-inherit the earth and fill it with Mormon babies. Roulin-Jefs was almost 90 years old when he relocated, and it was really beginning. to show. Because although he's meant to live until he's 350, Ruland Jeff's had a severe stroke that made it difficult for him to follow even simple conversations. He was physically weak and occasionally forgot names and faces altogether. During this time,

his son Warren really started to buddy up to his father. When the family moved, Roulon shut down the Alter Academy. So in 1998, Warren Jeff's, now jobless, was made. made First Councillor. The first counsellor is the second most important position in the church, after the prophet, obviously. Usually it's just an administrative role, managing the church's affairs, bank accounts, invoices, probably. But still, Warren Jeff's, bit by bit, wrestled control from his father. And he also asked his brother Isaac to stand guard outside their front door,

to make sure only a select few people could see the profit. Warren said that his father needed time to heal, but he actually just pushed everyone out of Roulon's life. And he would enforce increasingly savage rules on his father's behalf, saying that he was just passing on the prophet's words. Warren started to say that he was now consulting with God on a daily basis, and unlike his father, who prayed with wrongdoers to help them absolve their sins, Warren Jeff's was a lot more about retribution.

If he identified a problem in a family, he would break that family up and reassign the wife and children to a new husband. That is crazy. Yeah. And, you know, it just proves the point that women are currency. Yeah. And that families are not, you know, independent units of people. It's all ruled by the state in this situation. And we'll make the decisions of who can go with who and who needs to be where.

He also ordered that all FLDS families cut connections to the modern world. There was no TV, no newspapers, no magazines, no internet. And he started preaching a new kind of violent racism saying things like, The Black Race is the people through which the devil has always been able to bring evil onto the earth. He organised groups of young men to start going around inspecting people's houses for wrongdoing. So he's got his own morality police, like the, well, What's it there, Hebda? Hezber.

He also didn't want anyone to have any fun. He cancelled all traditional holidays, including Christmas, and outlawed dancing like the town in Footloose. And this is just shocking. The worst thing he did was band all recorded music, except songs that he had written and performed himself. Yep. Warren also took on the job of marriage matchmaker from Roulon.

He'd approve or disapprove of a match based mostly on physical features and genetic makeup. Because yes, he wanted to keep things, in his words, racially pure. He said that the devil was actively trying to get people to mix with different coloured people. And that his job as the profit was to prevent that from happening. This is why the devil's always been cool, man. He's fine with it.

So Warren Jeff's ordered his followers to turn any businesses they owned over to him and transfer their savings over to the church. With the new end of the world looming, he told them all to withdraw all of their cash and take out as many loans as they could. Need a lot of money, do you? When the big JC turns up? Why?

I don't know. Like, he's telling everybody to do this, and sure, there's never a borrower, or a lender be, but who's going to be demanding it back when all the Gentiles are burnt to a crisp? Quite what they thought they do with all that cash in the New Zion is another question, but who are we to question the profit? Absolutely no one.

They took so much cash out that one local bank, as happens when everybody goes on a fucking bankrunners ordered by their bloody profit, collapsed. And when the millennium came and went, and everything was very plainly not on fire, Roulon had a chat with God. And God said that he hadn't been quite convinced

that they were worth saving just yet. So he'd given them a bit more time. How gracious of him. Thanks God. It was a gift, an opportunity to be even more faithful and obedient. The real apocalypse, Rulon now said, was coming just two years later in 2002.

The year that the Olympics came to Salt Lake City. Big year for Salt Lake. Apocalypse and the Olympics. Oh. Warren Jep's. Warren Jep's preached unreservedly that if the Olympics came to Salt Lake City, that would mean the end of the world.

It's literally the same as what people were yelling about during, like, what year did we have it? 2012. It's like, no, it was fine. It was fine. It was fine. The world didn't literally end. No, it was a bit busy.

Fucking joy killers. Wicked people and even were, other cultures were going to come in their hordes from all over the world, and they'd be in Salt Lake City just down the road. Boo! So God wasn't going to have that. He would be forced to wipe them all out. So Warren Jeff's made the most drastic move yet.

He ordered every single one of his followers to move to Short Creek. And you'll probably remember Short Creek from the start of our story. It's the Uber remote settlement just past the Grand Canyon. where the original six families moved to be left alone. By the early 2000s, the FLDS followers were spread all over Utah, but they all moved in their thousands to Short Creek. The population grew from fewer than 1,000 people to almost 10,000 basically overnight. 250 truckloads of furniture convoyed down the highway in 30 days.

And just like that, Warren Jeff suddenly had his whole church right where he could see them and control them. As the Olympic torch was lit 300 miles away, thousands of faithful FLDS members sat in their homes, praying, readying themselves for the destruction to come. But quite embarrassingly, once again, the world was not destroyed. 2002 came and went, we all saw it.

And for a while, Jeff's didn't have a single word of explanation. thousands had packed up their lives and moved 300 miles away, all to avoid a fiery death that didn't come. The Gentiles and the apostates were still living their lives. Even still, they didn't dwell on it too much because their invincible prophet's health was declining even more rapidly than before. Almost like he's just a man. A Randy, Randy man.

So at the Jeff's family, 30,000 square foot compound, Warren gave an announcement over the house intercom. He urged all of Roulon's sister wives to go to the prophet's side immediately and sing to him. As they entered, his skin was grey, and Rulon was visibly fragile. The sister wives sang all night, but by the next morning, the prophet was dead.

It was another inexplicable development. The whole church had been taught from birth that Roulon was going to live for 350 years. There was no plan for a successor because they didn't think they were ever going to need one. But one candidate had been laying the groundwork for years. At Roulon's funeral, Warren Jeffs made sure that he was the only one of his dozens of siblings

to stand near the casket. And over the next few days, Warren Jeff started to speak more and more cryptically. He seemed to be implying that his father's spirit had transferred into his body. Like some kind of devout, incesty Doctor Who. He started to call people up to the pulpit and asked them directly, who will be the next prophet? The FLDS community was confused and terrified. But the prophet had to be seen.

somewhere. And if this really was him reincarnated, could you risk refusing his orders that had come directly from God? These people had only ever known extreme, increasing obedience for their whole lives. What was the alternative? Well, we're about to find out. One night, Warren Jeffs called all of Roulon's Bajillion wives into his office. It must have been quite large. and he said, Last night, seven of you married me. And he asked those that had married him to stand up. And the rest, he said that they were soon to be married to him too.

Over the next few days, Warren Jeffs married all of his father's surviving wives. He married his own mother, all of his own mothers. Before long, Warren Jeff's was the prophet just like he had planned. there was absolutely nothing standing in his way. And that is where we're going to be picking up this story next week, when we take you through the rise and the lucky Lee fall of Warren Jeff's totalitarian regime. We'll see you then.

Blessed are the meek for they may inherit the earth. Bye. Oh yeah, bye.