RedHanded - Introducing 'Under the Duvet': A RedHanded Patreon Production

Episode Date: February 24, 2020

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Why not? Should we tell them what happened on Sunday night first? Uh, maybe. That was so... I was on a date, just minding my own fucking business in Soho, and just chatting away. Then I look over and I'm like, am I hallucinating?

Because Hannah sat at the bar. I was like, shut the fuck up. I was literally just talking about the podcast. I turned around and I was like, he must have thought I was like completely drunk. So I was just like, oh my God, there's my co-host. And then I just sort of got up and walked off towards you. And I thought you were on a date because there was a guy sat with you and I thought you were on a date. So I just didn't even look at him. I just came and looked at you and I was like, hello. And it was Jack, who you have met several times.

I know, but I just like didn't want a weird guy you were on a date with out by like immediately just coming over and staring at him. So I was trying to be cool. I was trying to be cool. Oh God, it was so funny. That was so funny. Oh my God. But yeah, but speaking of that,

when I was like, we'll talk about infographics, geographics later. I suppose Hannah and I really love this YouTube. I feel like all we do in this is just like tell people to go watch YouTube channels.

Yeah, exactly. I do watch other things, I promise, other than just YouTube channels, but mainly just YouTube. It's just in handy, little 20 minute chunks. It's all I can pretty much manage these days.

It's a nice like break because you don't feel like, you feel like if you have a 20 minute break, then you're like, oh, mind refreshed. Any longer than that, you're like, I'm Dossin and I should like just get going. Exactly. I don't have time to sit down and fucking watch an hour long show on Netflix.

So just watch 20 minute infographics, biographics, geographic shows on YouTube. And our favorite one was this guy who does this thing called infographics, where he talks about a person in history. I really like their tagline, actually, which is like, history, one person at a time. It's just a well-made show. It's really well-made.

He fucking used to drive me crazy when we first started watching that. I fucking couldn't stand him. He's so posh me crazy when we first started watching. I fucking couldn't stand him. He's so posh. Now I think I might have a crush on him. No. No. How can you? I'm desperate, maybe. I don't know. I'm sure he's very nice. I'm not even sure if he is posh. I think he's just like a South English person who's lived in America for a bit too long like it's a really weird accent I think he lives here not

that I've like been stalking him or anything weird not that I know every detail of his life or anything but um pretty sure anyway and also in a video I watch he's wearing a wedding ring so like whatever but anyway Simon Whistler if this gets back to you and you ever get divorced um I don't know I think I might have a crush on you we'll see I don't know anyway so I also started watching his new channel Geographics which is on places and fucking hell I watched the one on Stalin's Cannibal Island the other day uh what the fuck was that about i like didn't know about that at all i know i haven't watched it i fuck you sent it to me and i didn't watch it sorry i did even in preparation for us talking about this because i was so excited to talk about it i refrained from talking about it

with you before you still haven't watched tell me who i am though have you so equals peacles i think equals peacles fine but fucking hell if you don't know about cannibal island like I didn't know about cannibal island you need to go watch this little mini documentary fucking hell man 1933 not a good time to be in the soviet region fucking hot takes jesus christ history hot takes it's all kicking off here fucking just throwing some fat bombs at you fat bombs?

I meant fact bombs you know what I mean fucking out they sent 6,000 people there I think like 5,000 people died and in it it's just they tell these horrible stories

where it's like this woman sort of like gets off the island and she crawls her way up to this house and the people that live there open the door

and they're like she looked about 45 but she was probably about 25 and she had dirty old rags tied around her legs and when they took her into the back and took the rags off they saw something that they would never forget and basically like all the meat of her calves had been cut off by people and they'd been eating it but still keeping everyone alive because you don't want to just kill someone and then all the meat goes bad so you just like harvest them like Hannibal does in that tv show oh it's fucking horrible that was a very good dramatic retelling you've got a job waiting for you at fucking no sleep I reckon maybe Simon and I could start a

couple's duo podcast absolutely fucking not you can't just run off with fucking what's his name and leave me stranded all alone on our valentine's day episode no i won't i won't i wouldn't do that to you don't worry i know i was on a date and you weren't actually on a date that day but you are um talking to some not particularly interesting people on hinge aren't you i like i don't know what's happened i was talking to my friend about it who's a guy and he's like okay so this is my hinge rundown i have been speaking to a surgeon a solutions architect which i think is just a management consultant i think it's just like a fancy management consultant anyway a therapeutic

radiographer who just fucking zaps cancer all day and has a phd and then someone who works in like mergers and acquisitions but like they've all got like proper big person jobs and i was talking to my mate about it who's a guy and he's like what filter have you got that you keep getting all of these people who aren't teachers because that's all i'm getting only english teachers i'm also like maybe that's where you're going wrong i think you just need like a fucking primary school teacher who's up for a good time

and he wants to go fucking slam shots with you in Cafe Bohem. No, teachers are the worst. They're fucking animals, man. They really are. Oh, man.

I don't know. I don't know if you can keep up with them anymore. I think, I think you're speaking to people who are too i don't know they're they're working too hard they're people who are stepped out of reality i think you need to step back into reality i think you need a good like i don't know i i'm

gonna say it i think you need a good like head of six form oh fuck you man absolutely fucking not i don't know i don't know i need someone who understands how hard I work and isn't going to like want to be around me all the time because I've got shit to do. Like just like they'll suffocate me teachers. Well we'll find out. Hannah and I used to play this game when we were younger when we first met three years ago in the olden time called a deal breaker. Oh deal break is fun yeah. Where we would basically just like walk around when we were on tour or on holiday or, you know, doing something,

waiting for something to happen. And we'd just be like, all right, Deal Breaker. He only eats chicken. He's perfect in every way, but he only eats chicken nuggets. Deal Breaker or not Deal Breaker. And back then,

literally everything used to be a Deal Breaker for me. I'd be like, Deal Breaker. Now I'm like, it's fine. I can deal with that. He only wants to eat chicken nuggets. That fine that cuts down the shopping bill think how cheap that would be we'd make a great cohabitation couple he'll die very early and leave me all of his chicken nugget fortune i don't know i just feel like the older you get the fewer deal breakers there truly truly are yeah true another game we like to play on holiday is the couples game,

which I actually think we should incorporate into our live shows, which are coming up. Stay tuned. We're so good at it. We're so good at it. It's my favourite. I think it would be really funny if we just picked a couple out of the crowd. Oh my God, that's genius.

We should explain what the game is. So we're on holiday. We're like sitting down drinking beers and then a couple will walk past and one of them is like us like okay tell their story in the style of a gothic horror and then that's what you have to do my favorite one was when you gave me when you were like that couple over there man in the cargo shorts in the style of the jungle book i fucking nailed it i nailed it that was great so what if at the live shows we get everyone to write on a piece of paper when they arrive a genre and we have to pick the genres on stage and then we pick couples for

each other that would feel like fucking 20 minutes that's gold i reckon are we now an improv group is that what we are maybe maybe we've evolved somebody say a location somebody say an occupation did i hear uh sci-fi because that's what i've been practicing no oh my god it's great honestly you guys think this sounds stupid and it sounds shit i've tried playing it with other people it just really doesn't work we are so fucking good does it not have you played it with other people you cheating whore i tried it was terrible they're not very good at all have you tried have you not tried to play it with anybody else? I play it with Sarah sometimes, but we haven't got to the level of themes.

No, we are operating at an expert level. Fucking Mossad level couples game. I think it's fantastic. Maybe people could just send us for Under the Duvet, pictures of themselves with another person and a theme. Oh, yeah. And we could just do it live. Live on air

with Red Handed. The couples game. Live recording, which means absolutely zero prep. Just send in your shit. Send in your shit and we'll figure it out.

And who knows what, who knows, you might be the lucky couple. Happy Valentine's Day. Oh, social media, social media moment of Zavik. Oh, fuck. I think it's your turn. Okay.

I saw kind of a Valentine's themed one. It wasn't actually posted by one of our listeners, but it gives you some time to think about your favourite. Oh, no, I know what it is. I just, I'm trying to think it in like a, in a not way okay well it was um mine the one I read it's not even that funny really when you say out loud it was quite funny when I read it at like midnight on the internet uh it was uh I don't want to go on dates anymore because best case scenario I just end up on a boring first date worst case scenario oh. Now I've forgotten it.

Is it he kills you? No. Worst case scenario. I don't know. Something about a second date. Second worst case. Oh, no. Fuck. I've forgotten it. I've ruined it. I've ruined it. I've totally ruined it. My housemate went on a not very good date last night, but she was I was texting her on the way home and I was like, hey man, like you went out the house and he didn't murder you. That's a win. That is a win. Like,

I think. These days, it's like you went on the internet and he didn't murder you. If today's episode is also anything to go by. So, I don't know.

Don't go outside. Don't meet people. If you are going to meet people on social media, on social media, on dating apps, give me your Instagram. Don't give me your WhatsApp number

because it's better for stalking. And we can talk about all the guys we date on here because it doesn't really matter because unless they become our boyfriends, they will never ever hear this. Or unless they become weird stalkers and sign up to the $5 tier. Or maybe they're already listening. What was your social media moment of the week? I'm just going to talk about the picture. Obviously, we truly love when you do fan art and send it in. May I make a request? I am incredibly sensitive about my chin. I cry about it like once a week.

So like if you are going to, this sounds like such, I sound like such an ungrateful bastard here, but like please make it look like I've got a chin because it makes me cry when you don't. And I can vouch for the fact that she does have a chin, people. And though I do love the idea of starting hashtag we stand double chins like somebody was trying to do on the Insta. Yeah, that was great. That was a really great day for me. You don't have

a double chin it was an unfortunate photo that was chosen to be done and most people work left to right because of the way we write english and i was on that side so i think she'd done that and then when she got to your bit i think she just spent too long on it but like you know jess we love you thank you so much for like all the you put in. That must have taken you hours. But it's not the first fucking time, man. Do you remember when we were trying to do the when we were trying the new logo and the designer sent loads of stuff over

and one of them was a goddamn line drawing, not even a fucking photograph. It was a line drawing of us in profile and he'd given you a chin and not me. It's a fucking cartoon. Fuck you. So, very mature about this obviously oh my god should we dig up those old logos and share them on patreon no mate we shared the fucking jess painting of you i think a line drawing of you without a chin is the least of your concerns he couldn't even bring himself to draw a line where my jaw should be oh no i'm gonna share

those logos because some of them are hysterically bad and we love you richard the designer you did a very good job in the end but those those logos mate mate yeah we'll talk we did talk it's done so yes if you would like to send us some fan art, and if you do decide to draw pictures of Hannah's face, please include a chin. She has a chin. It's there. It's lovely. It's glowing.

Just draw it. And if you would like to send us pictures of yourselves as couples with a theme, it can be whatever you like. You can send it to your very own exclusive Gmail as Patreons. It is patreonredhanded at gmail i've already you can send it to red-handed patreon at gmail.com there you go well done oh god right i've had enough now i've had now. You've all probably had enough now. So send us some shit. We'll look at it. I'll share those logos. I think they're historical. And maybe when we say the stories as well that we choose, we'll post the picture and the topic that they chose. And up your pledges so I can buy myself a new chin.

Exactly. And next week's episode. I don't know what next week's episode is. I really don't know. Oh, yeah, we don't know what next week's episode is yet. So, yeah, you will find out when we do know. So until then, goodbye. Bye. Harvard is the oldest and richest university in America. But when a social media-fueled fight over Harvard and its new president broke out last fall, that was no protection. Claudian Gay is now gone. We've exposed the DEI regime, and there's much more to come.

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