RedHanded - RedHaunted: Some Say This Baby Video Is Haunted, Do You Hear It?
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So, get this. The Ontario Liberals elected Bonnie Crombie as their new leader.
Bonnie who?
I just sent you her profile. Check out her place in the Hamptons.
Huh, fancy. She's a big carbon tax supporter, yeah?
Oh yeah. Check out her record as mayor.
Oh, get out of here.
She even increased taxes in this economy.
Yeah, higher taxes, carbon taxes.
She sounds expensive.
Bonnie Crombie and the Ontario Liberals.
They just don't get it.
That'll cost you.
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Hello, and welcome to Red Haunted.
Well, kind of. Welcome to one quarter of our most recent Red Haunted.
Yes, because you might notice looking down at your time bar
that it's a very short Red Haunted.
Well, never fear.
That is because this is merely one story
from the last Red Haunted that we recorded.
Because Hannah and I decided that Red Haunted would just be so much more fun
if you guys could see our faces as we were sharing your scary stories. So we decided to jump in front of a green screen, video the
entire thing, and then put it up on our brand new Red Handed YouTube channel. So if you head on over
to the Red Handed YouTube channel right now, the link is in the episode description, you can watch
an hour-long bumper Red Haunted, including a pretty weird video that somebody sent us. So you can watch an hour-long bumper Red Haunted, including a pretty weird video that somebody sent us.
So you can listen to this 15 minutes where it's just one story.
Granted, it is a very good story.
Or you can head on over to YouTube right now and watch the entire thing.
Yes, it is an hour long.
Head on over.
Watch it.
If not, enjoy this. okay right my final red haunted ever no i'm joking um do you remember when still a black
just went on blind date and she was like i'm not going to do this show anymore and didn't tell anybody because they
wouldn't let her out of her contract.
So she just went on live TV and she was like, I'm Cilla Black.
This is blind date.
Fuck you all.
I'm not coming back.
Oh, I love that.
I know.
Love Cilla Black.
Love Cilla Black.
Sorry, guys.
I talk with my hands too much.
I'm not used to like not being able to do
whatever the fuck I want
kidding
I'm a dream to work with
I promise
okay
so mine is called
a foul mouth spider
and a crying baby
and it says Rob
but it's not actually from Rob
it's from Rob's partner
and we don't actually know
their name
or gender.
I like the idea that this person is just throwing Rob under the bus,
but not naming themselves.
I'm here for it.
Okay.
Okay.
So Rob is our central character.
So our mystery caller and Rob live in a unique house built at the turn of the
last century.
So what's that like?
1900s?
Yeah.
Or the millennium.
She's five years older.
20 year old house.
Okay, great.
So this mystery person lived there as a child with her parents.
Okay, it's a lady.
And has since moved back as it's been passed on to her.
So she's inherited her childhood home, which is quite cynical and nice.
Neither she nor Rob believed in ghosts until they lived in this house.
But what they have seen since living there has left them in absolutely no doubt at all.
The vibe when she moved back in was totally different than it had been when she was a kid.
It was much spookier. They'd often
hear a tap at the window
or hear someone walking behind
them, only to find
nobody there.
I love that the house got haunted
in the space of time after she had
grown up in there and then come back as an adult.
Right, like she's the thing that fucked it up.
Like it was all fine until she lived there and then she left and now it's haunted oh no i'm sure you're
fine mystery lady um not just like followed by demons so they even began to see an odd shadow
moving past in their peripheral vision like when you hear infrasound and this
all ramped up even more in march 2020 bloody hell when mystery lady's ego is prego um
has there been a baby in every story apart from amber's mom um i feel like we should start doing a, um, a, uh, maternity, maternity line.
This is my ego is.
And another one that says bing bang baby.
Big bang baby.
We can have egos.
Prego is from Juno.
Stolen.
Oh yeah.
I've forgotten that.
I see.
Bing bang baby though.
Bing bang baby is a hundred percent.
You just steal my jokes.
I've like said it to Casey at catalyst.
Who's the one that does how much?
And she just ignored it. Cause I sent her a list of all the merch that we want to do and then
she responded to everything I just ignored the big bang baby Casey said no justice for big bang baby
I'll bring it back up next time when do people usually have babies I feel like October and March
are the big I actually did look up when most people are like...
Well, whenever it's nine months away from Christmas Day, obviously.
Nine months away from New Year.
Nine months away from Valentine's Day.
Those are your hot spots, I think.
But it's also got to be like in the spot between when a woman is like five months pregnant and nine months pregnant.
Because that's when they'll wear maternity clothes.
Yeah.
Because after they've had the baby, they'll be like, don't need it anymore.
No.
I'm fine.
So,
it's all right.
People look at me so weirdly,
wearing a big bag baby jumper,
if I'm not pregnant,
that's the problem.
Okay,
so,
let's get to,
back to Rob and mystery lady,
and the mystery baby.
For instance, one night when Rob had already gone to bed,
Mystery Lady came down with a case of the pregnancy peas.
So she went to the toilet only to find the door closed and the light on
and Rob inside the bathroom.
So she went back to their bedroom to wait for him to finish,
only to find that he was in bed asleep.
No!
No! No! Such in bed asleep. No! No!
Such a good noise.
Another night, Rob got up for a midnight wee and he saw a spider on the wall.
Okay.
Mystery lady.
If this is true
I have a lot of cynicism coming
so Rob approach the spider
as if to grab it
and then put it outside
he's not even going to kill it
and then he hears a quiet voice
so fuck off
alright
alright
okay
the foul mouth spider I don't think i can finish this
this is the scariest thing that happened that's why he thinks the spider told him to fuck off how
high are these people i feel like everyone on this has had children and then is just like high
or drunk the entire time good good okay there's more another night rob
woke up with the feeling of someone sitting down at the end of the bed despite the fact our mystery
lady was already in bed asleep and there's no one else there in the house so they think
but then he hears the same quiet voice say, vote for Red Handed.
Say, I don't care.
However, all of this pales in comparison to what comes next.
Being parents for a newborn, they liked to make those obnoxious film montages of their child that
nobody wants nobody wants to watch those they just don't i'm sorry stop doing it it's that
pedophiles also i think it's weird the pedophiles you can do it as much as you want that's right
send it straight to the pedo prison i think think it's weird when, like, you know, when people have babies and then they start an Instagram for the baby.
Yeah.
Does the baby then take over that Instagram account?
Yeah.
And what point does it make?
And then it has their whole documented life already.
That's so inappropriate.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I actually hate it.
It's so inappropriate.
You're posting pictures of your baby without the baby's consent for a start.
And, like, just one day, your child's child's gonna be like maybe i didn't want all my
embarrassing baby pictures up on an instagram yeah maybe i didn't want my actual ass on the
internet mom yeah and then once it's on the internet you can't take it down peter's already
downloaded it it's on the dark fucking web now being traded for it's on the dino blog it's too
so don't fucking post pictures of your kids especially
i don't care i don't i genuinely don't care um so everyone who does you already have their number
so just send it to them that's my if they ask they say you know what i really like today
picture of your baby picture of a child that's not mine and i don't care about
um sorry i'm sure everyone loves your children. I'm going to stop. Okay, so...
This can be part of the parenting...
The parenting podcast, yeah.
It's going to be the first episode of the parenting podcast.
It's just going to be called Don't.
Yes.
That's what the show's going to be called.
Can you not?
Can you not?
Can you just?
Can you just not?
Okay.
Rocket kids.
Okay, so Rob was going through, I'm sure, hours of footage
to put together another video
when he stumbled across one of their baby losing her shit,
crying while her mum made some milk in the other room.
And he said it was too cute not to film.
What?
So he got his phone out
and documented his child being unhappy.
But when you watch it back, allegedly, you can hear a ghostly mocking voice playing peekaboo with the child.
Okay, that I would like to see. Video, well, lucky you, because we have it.
The video's on YouTube, and it has a whole Reddit thread dedicated to it that Rob has started to try and solve the mystery.
Most of the comments agree that the voice appears to be repeating the same thing,
and most people can make out the word okay,
but the rest is up for debate.
Why are you saying okay in a peekaboo game
maybe it's okay i don't know i don't know i play peekaboo with my dog i don't know i want to listen
to it are we going to listen to it yeah there's a link at the bottom okay i said it at the football
last night so he doesn't sound like himself and it's making me feel really uncomfortable. Wait, wait, wait. Should we hit play at the same time?
Oh, no.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Are you going to play it,
or am I going to do it?
No, no.
I didn't want to be in power.
Oh, in that case, Hannah, you play it.
Okay.
I'll start.
Okay.
Do you want to watch it as well?
Oh, my God.
It's an okay baby, Rob.
I'll give you that.
Oh, look at the jumper, though.
That's a cute jumper.
Okay, fine.
I take back everything I said.
Cable now.
Great.
That's a new Rob.
Rob.
What?
No, play it again.
Come on, what the fuck? Okay, you, Rob. Rob. What? No, play it again. Come on, what the fuck?
Okay, replay, replay.
Are you fucking having a laugh?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Is someone going... One more time, one more time.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
No.
No.
What?
No.
The action... No. The action.
No, come on.
Okay.
What the fuck, Rob?
Come on. No. The baby's crying because it sounds a liar
sorry rob it's you
instead of closing it because we both touched it we just zoomed in on this baby baby oh my god that's actually oh my god oh god um also i really enjoyed that that video had like
5 000 likes and then a thousand dislikes i'm sorry rob that's just so
not what i wanted it to be like creepy like a little peekaboo peekaboo okay also when did it sound like he was saying okay
it sounded like gollum it sounded like
it's like was lord of the rings just on in the background like i kind of want to watch it again
that was really really strange in the least scary way no god no sorry come on rob i'm sure you're great but that's not it anyway i think we've
come to the end yeah Yeah, that was weird.
But it only gets weirder and better if you head on over right now to our YouTube channel
and watch the entire Red Haunted episode that we put up.
It is an hour long, like I said.
There are four deliciously scary stories included.
While you're there, you might as well subscribe to our YouTube channel
and hit like on the video and maybe comment below
because we're going to be doing a ton more content over there so that you can see our wonderful, terrified faces more often.
So do that and I'll see you over there. Thanks. Bye. So get this. The Ontario Liberals elected
Bonnie Crombie as their new leader. Bonnie who? I just sent you a profile. Her first act as leader
asking donors for a million bucks for her salary.
That's excessive. She's a big carbon tax supporter.
Oh yeah. Check out her record as mayor.
Oh, get out of here. She even increased taxes in this economy.
Yeah. Higher taxes, carbon taxes. She sounds expensive.
Bonnie Crombie and the Ontario Liberals.
They just don't get it. That'll cost you.
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