Regulation Podcast - 4 Course Meal Food Songs Draft

Episode Date: March 22, 2026

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Have it all with BYU on Disney Plus. Hello and welcome to another regulation draft. I think. I think we're doing the food songs draft, right? Because nobody's going to throw a blindside in our way. We're not going to have to watch Canadian men hunt other Canadian men or Canadian people slime and bean each other or anything like that. We're just going to do a fucking straight up draft as intended.

I'm out of bullets for media things. Thank God. All right. Well, in that case. Jesus Christ. In that case, let's get into the draft. Eric? Yeah.

Do you want to take it over? Guys, the food songs draft. I think. Is it? Yeah. Last time we spun the wheel, that's where it stood. And we even randomized the names. So we got really far in this thing.

Oh, wow. Oh, we'll just pick up where we left off. Absolutely. This is the food songs draft building a four-course meal with food songs. That's songs with food in the title. We have randomized four times and landed on Nick, Andrew, Jeff, Gavin, Eric. If you want to see all that preamble, check out the blind. where we have to watch Wink Yahoo scream at children for 23 minutes.

But this is the draft. We each have four picks, and it is a snake draft, which means one, two, three, four, five, four, three, two, one, et cetera, et cetera. But, Nick, we begin with you. What is your first pick? Well, we're going with a four-course meal here, so I'm going to start off with a little appertiser. I almost said appertif. Appertiser.

You got it. Apertizer. Appertiser. You had it. You blew it. Had it, blew it, cutting it. Anyway, I'm going to start with an appetizer. So I'm going with oysters by Tori Amos.

Now, even though you said appetizer, Nick, I was nervous about what my pick is going to be. Because you have a history of unique side dishes for what you think should be a side. What do you mean? Like what? Well, we'll get to it with my pick. But it's an appetizer. It's not a side. It's different.

Now, Nick, there's a difference? I'm... Yes. Nick, I'm curious about your sort of thought process here. In what way? In how you made the choices here. Have you heard oysters by Tori Amos? No.

I told you, I read title. I go title. Did you just Google song food? Yeah. Well, I went with songs that have food and title. You don't even know the songs or the people? That's no idea. No.

He's not picking the best song. He's just picking the foods. Nick, Nick's focus. Nick, we're creating a fucking meal here. It has to be a cohesion meal. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. For Nick is that the food is good. It's a four course meal, Eric. Oh what? You're gonna, I just thought we were picking from our heart,

not from our thumbs, Google. This is from the heart. I'm picking a meal. This is so good. How often do you pick from the heart, Nick? would you say and not the thump. Every day.

Every day I pick from the heart. I don't know. Why am I the one on trial here? Because you know. He went to the police station and declared your crime in front of all the officers. Nobody else was. Right, but he didn't know he was guilty as the exciting part. I couldn't play the song.

I was in a coffee shop when I was doing it. Put some headphones in, man. I just put the speaker in your earhole really low. Did you? Oh man. Jeff, any thoughts on Tori Amos? I'm a big fan. Can't say that I'm familiar with the song Oysters.

Yeah, this seems like it's maybe from a big fan. Can we? I do enjoy her. Can you just take a screenshot of what's on your screen and we just post this? Me? It's the most insane first pick I've ever seen in any of our drafts. What are you talking about? I mean, oysters is a good thing.

I'm just, listen, it was about the meal, Gavin. See, this is, this is great. Each of you come with a bunch of bullshit stuck together that doesn't cohesively go, then I'm gonna slam each of you. One of the time. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. The important thing that Nick was the food was.

That's the point. It's the load. So much. Have you heard the song? I want to throw out that there's no rule that the starter has to be at the start. You could have done that in the fourth round. You could have done that in the second round.

Listen, I just wanted to make sure oysters by Tori Amos didn't get picked. I'm going to go in reverse. So, yeah, this is pretty interesting. Your second pick is probably salad, followed by meat, and then maybe cake. Uh-huh. Okay, well, fuck you. That's, I mean, that is how four-course meal tastes to go. That's eerily close.

This is starting so well. What do you mean? Andrew, you have the second pick. Have you heard the song that you're choosing? Absolutely, I have. It's a viz-settter. It is, what I want, kind of in a drink title as well, the same type of vives, but I want to have a chill, nice, relaxing, delicious time with my menu. So I'm picking Jimmy Buffett's cheeseburger in Paradise.

Yeah. Give me that burger. Add it to the count. I'm kicking back. I'm in paradise. I'm enjoying myself. What a meal. Yeah, I think that that was, I didn't even put it on my board because I thought there's no way I'm going to be able to get that.

I just, unless I went like first, first, uh, Cheesburger and Paradise was the one that when I brought this up to people, they were like, well, yeah, this song. It's like, well, yeah, I think that's the number one with a bullet choice. Although I'm sure the other half of the crowd said oysters by Toriamos would be. First overall. I'm, listen, I'm drafting an order.

I respect it, Nick. No, no, no, no, no, no. I want to do it this way. There you go. The writing. Yeah, because I want to, I want to lead with the, uh, you would lead with the title. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, oysters by Tori Amos is off the board, Jeff. You cannot have that. You can't pick it. You can't pick cheeseburger in paradise either. And that's a Jimmy Buffett song. I had a feeling that that was probably on your list. Uh, I have many lists.

This is for, I didn't know what to expect when I sat down and prepared this thing. I ended up with more options for this than any other draft we've done, I think. Yeah. Uh, but following in the footsteps of Nick by, you know, planning with the appetizer first as you do. I want to start my play. I'm thinking of this as a meal and a playlist, right? This is something I want to eat, and it's something I want to listen to.

So there needs to be a method to that madness. So I'm going to start off with a vibe to get me into the playlist, but also a little bit of, you know, like, bite-sized finger food to get me into the meal. I'm starting with rap, snitch, canishes by MF Doom. That is, I want to make sure I spell this right. I think it's just K-N-I, S-H-E-S-H-E-S. It is.

Indeed, it is... If we put this on Patreon, we could just play little snippets, can we? Yeah. Yeah, would you, do you want to do that? Are you making that executive decision right now? Oh, I see, it usually happens with our little music picks, then it?

I don't think it does. Right, so I'm asking, if you're making that executive decision right now and that's what we're doing. We can play like eight seconds or something, right? Nope. Okay. It is, it's just, we either play it

and this is behind the paywall or we don't. Okay, there you go. I don't think we need to play it. It's up to you. It's whatever. I think it's a wild move to make this declaration on the full. fourth pick of the first round.

Yeah, I just realized I don't know any of these songs, and I've no idea what they sound like. You've never heard Cheeseburger in Paradise? No. How does it go? Would you like, Gavin, would you like to? Well, apparently, no. Cheeseburger, Paradise.

Did that help you? Or would you like me to play it? We also could build a playlist of these songs and put it in the thing. Not saying that that's a post of this, I'm just noting. That's another thing. That can be done.

Hey, listener, thank you so much for tuning in. We really appreciate you. We're kind of just building this car as it's already going down the road. So we appreciate you hanging on with us as we do this. I guess if we're not going to play the songs, then I don't have to worry about this. But if we do, Gavin, you can be the first. Gavin, what is your pick? I like to maybe argue that it's not that we're building the car while we're on the go.

We had a car built and we were driving down the road. And then somebody said, what if we add an additional seat and back? to this vehicle. Well, isn't that just what we normally do? Could be. Yeah, I'm totally fine with it. I just think it's funny that it didn't get considered until the fourth pick.

Well, he didn't want to hear oysters, I don't think. Well, you've never heard oysters. So he just wants to keep in that one. Maybe in passing. Why are you laughing? Gavin, what's your pick? Oh, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start with dessert.

I'm gonna start with dessert. I don't know what this would be. It just sounds like it should be a dessert. I'm going to start with a little bit of tazade. I'm going to chocolate rain. Whoa. That is a, wow.

How do you spell tazonde? You ever had a chocolate rain dish before? No. I would though. If it was on the menu, just a chocolate rain, I would definitely do that. So hang on.

Nick, are you saying that? That's a fine. It's like a pick. It's chocolate. It felt like Nick was trying to argue about it. Gavin in the food draft is selecting a song that is a metaphor about institutional racism. It is about racism.

But the title, I mean, is... No, I get it. I get the title part. Is it... It's like I went off... It's like I went off the title. Chocolate in the shape of rain, or what is your evaluation? Is it like a chocolate piece and a rain?

Because it's not chocolate space rain. Like, it's not... You're conjoined. Here's what I imagine, right? You know when in Breaking Bad, when they're making the, they're squirting the blue meth into the tray,

and it's like a pipe with a bunch of holes in, and it's like coming down as like a little rainfall. I imagine that, but with chocolate over some sort of lovely little cake. I think it's a great pick.

I don't think anybody else was going to pick chocolate rain. Oh, no. I'm not on my board. Not on my board. But I think it's a good pick. Nick is mad, I think. No.

The vibe I'm getting from Nick as I'm sitting next to him is that he's upset. He doesn't like that we made fun of oysters. He doesn't like the chocolate rain is on the board. Nick, voice your consents. You know, I'm happy for Nick because when he's done with this draft, he'll be able to listen to all his picks for the first time. That'll be excited. I have a nice play list to go out. I'm just curious about a chocolate

Chocolate Rain's a dessert, that's all. I could agree with Nick, but I think it's funny that it's on his board. It's such a bad pick. I'm not going to fight it. It's chocolate. Chocolate's food. Oh, Gavin, I'm with you. A hundred percent.

You're, this, it belongs. Have you ever bought chocolate rain before? Yeah, you ever bought chocolate rain? Have you ever seen chocolate around on a menu? Have you ever seen a bowl paradise? I've bought it. What is a red cheese? What's a rap snitch canish?

Andrew. I have no idea. I just assumed it was something that I didn't know. The thing, Andrew, I think it's really interesting that this gets brought up on the fourth pick. I, because it's when it happened. This is when it occurred. What do you mean? There's been a song pick in every pick.

This is the first time chocolate rains been picked. It's just in chocolate. Just pay attention to chocolate. Yeah, but you're saying you can't compare my because it's a cheeseburger in paradise. A cheeseburger is not, it's not saying it's a cheeseburger paradise. Right. You're having a cheeseburger in paradise. He's got you.

He's gotcha. I think your pick is so valid. Gavin, your pick's 100% valid. I'm just, I just want them to keep arguing. That's fine. I'll be honest. I'm just really going to hate the rest of my picks. Yeah.

I just, you know, you threw the last draft we did. You questioned some of my picks. I'm just, you know, I think we should analyze some of your picks as well. I've never seen chocolate rain on a menu. Don't know what it is. I understand it consists of chocolate. Oh, man. Oh, wow.

I've never seen a cheeseburger in paradise on a menu. It's insane. It's an insane statement. Yeah, you're in, you're in paradise. You've seen cheeseburgers on a menu. I love that it's just skipping over Jeff's completely. It's just fantastic. It's a snitch eating Kanish.

Come on. It's, yeah. Come on. Gavin. Great pick. Valid. And it's on the board. And it's on the board.

But now I have two in a row. and I'm going to start with, again, Nick, Nick wanted to start with an appertit appetizer. So we're going to do that and what's going to be sex and candy by Marcy Playground. That's an appetizer? Oh yeah. Oh, you're getting started with the meal. 100%. Oh, my dessert just got taken.

Oh, really? Yeah, that's going. Yeah! Off the board, Nick. Take that. Sex and Candy by Marcy Playground for me was an easy, easy. easy peg. Andrew thoughts?

I've seen candy in stores. Here's the best we've ever done. Here's the difference. Here's the difference, Gavin. I've never seen chocolate rain. That's a singular item. This is sex and general candy. You've seen candy in stores,

but you've never seen chocolate in stores. I've never seen chocolate rain in stores. That's right. Chocolate rain is a specific thing. Candy is a general item. What about the sex? I haven't seen that in stores either. Not to go to the right stores.

That's true. Yeah. There was a guy so low to the ground. It was way too low down. He was way too low. What was he doing so low to the ground? Is he looking for his keys? Oh, you lost the concept.

Well, if you're going to have sex and candy, we go to my second pick, you got to wash it down with something. And for me, that's red, red, red, one. That's a good. By UB40. There, you have an interesting red red wine in stores? That's a great song. I don't typically go to, I think, yeah, I mean, I've seen it, but it's not like a regular. I haven't been to a wine store in a long time.

Yeah, I don't think I was asking if it was in like a regular store that you normally go to. Do they sell red wine and grocery stores? I don't know that they do in Canada. I don't think they do. They do here. Interesting. Yeah. Right before noon on Sunday.

Yeah, it's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a whole thing. It's actually, I think it's, I think it's 10 a.m. Now, it's 10. For some reason, Kevin, it's 10 a.m. It doesn't make any sense. Well, it's in case you need the blood of Christ on Sunday.

It's because football starts at noon out here. That's exactly one. Fun fact, I believe a UB40 was the form you signed to start unemployment benefits. Is that right? In England. Oh, wow. Is that where, I didn't know that's where the name came from. So the band stands for Unemployment Benefits 40.

Oh, wow. That's crazy. And they're drinking red red wine. Unemployment benefits 40. I knew that that was the form. I never put it together that the UB would actually stand for unemployment benefits. Oh, wow. Oh, that's so funny.

But Gavin, I have two on the board, which means we go to your second pick, and I can't wait to see what it is. Well, I'm going to take a page from your bag and wash it down with something. Oh, okay. I love a nice fruity, sugary drink. I like Pinacoladas. So if you do, that's my song. I don't know who it's by. But it's if you like Pinacoladas.

It is called Escape the Pinacolada song by Rupert Holmes. There you go. Which, if you're not familiar with Rupert Holmes, I recommend his album. Partners in Crime. Good album. It has that song on it. It is a good album. I like Rupert Holmes. There you go. Andrew, have you ever seen Escape in the store? No. But it could be an energy drink. It feels like an energy drink. I think it could be in there. I just haven't seen it. Is that a lyric in the song? What's that? Yeah. Escape. It is. Right to me. Right to me and Escape. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's just that the original name of the song is Escape.

And then they changed it to escape parenthetical the Pena Colada song because everyone just called into the radio station and said, Hey, play the Pina Colada song. I love the pick. Fantastic pick. My only note, got it. Oh, wow. For you.

Oh, good. Because I don't believe you like sugary drinks. You said I love a sugary drink. I don't think that's true. You're wrong. My go-to drink at one point was a large mocha frappuccino. Oh, that's right. Oh, wow.

That's right. You don't know me? You don't know me. Yeah, get him, Gavin. I would argue the base of, like, so many sodas. It's fruity sugaryness, and you hate soda. He's got you there. Yeah, I do hate soda.

It doesn't do it. I'm just saying, it's a little odd. But, hey, you know you better than I know you. So I respect it. I believe it. I'm surprised that that was a regular Starbucks order that you would get. That is so out of character for you. I think I saw someone get one on set while we were filming once.

I don't think I've ever ordered that myself. I've just always put in a request if someone was doing a coffee right. It's something he feels confident writing down. Yeah, absolutely. It's when you go to a restaurant with Gavin, you order something. He sits next to you and he goes, I'll have that too. Yeah, same. I mean, do you ever just go and try a new thing completely solo?

I feel like I've never done that. I'm too scared. Yes. Yeah, all the time. Sometimes I'll hear someone order something. That's like, oh, that sounds good. You like that? Cool.

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Well, there you have it. Escape the Pena Colada song by Rupert Holmes is on the board. And Jeff, unfortunately, you can't pick that. No, unfortunately, I can't. Is that if you like Pena Colados and getting caught in the rain? Yes, it is. You know that song's about cheating on your spouse, right? And you're finding out that you're cheating on your spouse with your spouse.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they see each other at the bar, his wife goes, oh, it's you. Oh, it's you. Yeah. So I've got racism and cheating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're putting together a hell of a meal. Riding a line.

You know, not to deflect here, but I had a real unemployment benefits 40 moment last night. Oh, wow. But I wanted if you guys have landed on this as well. I was watching Survivor, new season of Survivor 50, and Mike White is on it. And people were talking to him about the TV show and stuff.

And it hit me. Do you think he named it White Lotus because his name is Mike White? Never occurred to me. Never occurred to me. Probably. I mean, it sounds like he probably didn't want to and then went,

and nothing's going to be better than that. Right. It's his name. I don't know why it never popped into my head. Regardless, this is a food draft and I need to give you a song with my next course. I'm going punk rock. I'm going one of the most famous punk rock songs of all time.

From one of the most offensive bands of all time. Real tough guys. A lot of fun. Even lead singer leaving even appeared in a movie that you guys all love. He played Mr. Body and Clue. I am referring to the song Beef Bologna by Fear. Yeah. It's not Beth Bologna.

No, sorry. I'm looking at, um... Good old Beth. I like Ben. Is it B-A-L? B-A-L-O-N-E? That's not how you spell beef bologna. Beef bologna, I think, is how the song is spelled. Isn't it G-A?

B-L-O-G-N-I-A-L-G-N-A. B-A-L-O-G-N-A. When you said really offensive, I thought you were going to go Meat Men. Oh, no. Meat Men are more offensive than fear, actually, yes. There are a few bands more offensive than fear, but fear were pretty bad. This song is in the... In the song, it's his cock, of course.

I'm just referring to the Bologna. Regular Bologna. Yeah, yeah. It's, uh, it is, that's a good pick. Uh, no one else I think was going to. No. Pick it. No.

Uh, uh, I might have. If it had shown up on a list, Nick could have. It was on the list. Just on my list. It's wrong for me. Google it. Could you imagine, Jeff?

Could you imagine if Nick picked that off his list? And you had to explain to him what the song was about? It wouldn't fit with my meal. Oysters and bologna. Well, that should be a song. Well, beef bologna by fear on the list. Andrew, you can't pick it. I know you're big fear fan.

You love living in the city. Fear is not a factor in my board. Yeah, absolutely. So why don't, why don't you, give me a pick here, your second. My second pick. I'm excited about it. I'm sure it was on Nick's list.

Popular song. Very gregulable. But I don't think it fits his meals because it'd be a weird, weird meal thing for him. But I'm not worried about it necessarily fitting my meal. It's just delicious. I just want some joy on my menu.

So I am going with banana pancakes by Jack Johnson. Oh, Jack Johnson. That was on my list. Some pancakes. Love me some banana pancakes. I love me some Jack Johnson, but that's, you know, I enjoy the chillness of the, of the, the, the, the vibe that he's setting of the native naked. A song, really, that's just about enjoying the food and relaxing, which is sort of a theme.

Isn't it, is it from the Curious George soundtrack that one specifically? No. I don't think it is. I think it was upside down. I think it was up. I think the Curious George song was on that album. Because it felt like he released the album at the same time as that soundtrack coming out. And I really recommend if you can find like a Jack Johnson like essentials type playlist where it's like just the hits.

You put it on on a Sunday morning with the windows open while you cook breakfast. That's what that music's for. It's good in the rain. There you go. And it's good in the rain, which is, uh, there you have it. Banana pancakes is off my list now. So, uh, you heard that one, Gavin? No.

I'm right there with you, Gab. I don't know that I've ever heard the name Jack Johnson before my life. Oh, really? I'm missing out. I had an ex that wanted a Jack Johnson song to be. be our song. So she put it on my iPod. I don't think I ever listened to it because we broke up right after.

And then it did that thing where every time I sinked, it went back on my iPod and I just couldn't shift that song. I don't think I ever let play it more than like five seconds. Oh, may it have been the Ben Stiller song. No, maybe. I got to find what's, I got to know what song it is, Gavin. I need to know. If you can find out, can you let us know?

Yeah. It's probably on my old iTunes. Well, while you're searching for that, Nick actually has two picks back to back, and I'm very curious about what he's going to pick with oysters by Tori Amos as his first pick. What is your second pick in this draft Nick? Setting a theme, setting a vibe for this meal. Here it's setting a vibe, all right. Going with soup by Blind Melon. I know that one.

Yeah? Yeah. You know that band or you know that song? I know both. Wow. So you've heard that song? Yeah. Okay.

It goes soup. I'm so close with salad. It was a good guess, Gavin. I was a little worried when you almost picked my entire list for me. Jeff, any thoughts on a blind melon pick here? I don't think he knows that song. I don't think so either. And I also think...

No rain. I think you know that song. Exactly. I think everybody knows that song. I don't think you know this song. This is less known, Diddy. Yeah, it's definitely less known. It's their other hit, you know? Yeah.

Also, very interesting, and you didn't harp on this, which I'm surprised. Mellon also a food. True. We were not going with band names. Right. It's just surprising to me that it's not something that you, like, it seems like something you would say here. Could have also brought up the fact that Jimmy Buffet is a whole bunch of food.

Wow. Oh, I never thought of him as a buffet before. Very interesting. Wow. Nick, soup by Blind Melon, almost guessed by Gavin on your list. What is the first pick in our third round here? Well, now we've reached the main course, and it's something nice and juicy.

I'm going with T-Bone by Neil Young. And that's a song you know. T-bone! And the next line? T-boh! T-reel-good! It's real good. Big.

Nick, what draft we should do? Which way were you leaded? Oh, I like the Mick draft. Oysters soup and a T-bone steak. I'd eat it. I'd eat the shit out of it. That's pretty good. It didn't.

Nick was so excited to go first in this draft. I was worried about oysters. I just wanted to order. I wanted to place everything in the proper order. No one was going to pick any of the shit that you had. I feel like Gavin's a real Tori Amos head. Jeff! He's the Tori Amos fan.

I have no idea what Tori Amos is. Oh, no, I made my pick. I could reference. I was like an alternative folk musician in the 90s when I was growing up. Man. When Nick, and she had that hit song, Oysters. Yeah.

Yeah. And Papa was a corn starch girl or whatever. When Nick said he wanted a starter, I was worried because of my cheeseburger pick because Nick famously wants to say, side of cheeseburger with his cheeseburger. So I thought, Oh yeah.

But a star is not side. Yeah, it's all the same. It's not a side. No. I know it's different. It's all the same to me. Only the names have changed. So you would, I Google that song.

So would you order like a main and then like a shrimp cocktail for the for the side? I'm going to be honestly like a cocktail is so out of my depth. I would order a shrimp cocktail thinking that's my beverage.

It would never occur to me that cocktail would be a meal order. I'll be by taking your juice for a second. I'll have a Diet Coke, I'll have the shrimp. Can I get a shirt cocktail of water? What? Because you know how they have like those drinks

where it's like they put burgers and stuff on a stick in the drink? Like I would assume it would be something like that. you're a bloody mary there's a place in Parksville that puts like whole burgers in their drink

on a stick and you think and you think that's a you think that's a shrimp cocktail I think if people are like hey let's all get shrimp cocktails I would definitely be going into it

thinking that we're all getting a drink oh shit we should try and uh turn one into a drink see how it is no not not not shrimp in the drink to be clear

I would have it would be on a skewer above the drink. I guess if the, uh, if the sauce could be considered a drink, that's kind of what it is. Drink, not drink draft? Now my next pick in this draft is not, is not something you wouldn't typically drink, but you could. Oh, okay. You could drink it. Okay.

I want something sweet. I want something delicious, something I love. I'm going with ice cream by the Wu-Tang Clan. Oh. Oh. That's a... Good option. That's a great...

That's a great pick. Yep. Yeah. Great pick. Great food. Love me some ice cream. Yeah. It's a cool song.

It is a... It's a song where he lists ice cream flavors. Listen, there's a lot happening with the Wu-Tang Clan. And I think that... It... It's technically a Rayquan song, but we'll just keep it as Wu-Tang because there's so many Wu-Tang members on it. But that's a good pick, Andrew.

I really like that. I didn't even make it on my list. I didn't even think about that song. Man, damn. Gavin, you familiar? No. Oh, okay, cool. Just making sure. I'm not to know how many he's heard by the time we get to the end.

Oh, that's a great question. That's a great question. Yeah, Gavin, Gavin, keep it to yourself. I want to know at the end. We should take bets on how many we think. I think the answer is going to be. Okay. I've heard more of mine than Gavin's heard of this list.

Jeff, we go to you next. All right, so continuing with my theme, both of playlist and of meal. It is time for the main course. I'm a simple man, as you've seen, I eat beef bologna. So when it's time for me to scarf down the star of my meal, it's going to be some form of hamburger. I had a lot of options to go with, a lot of punk songs named after hamburgers. The obvious one may have been Anarchy Burger by the Vandals,

but I'm not a huge fan of that song. A song I do like, though, is a song by a band called Millions of Dead Cops or MDC. I'm going with Corporate Death Burger. Yeah. I'm familiar. Band that was an Austin local band briefly. Is that right?

Between Austin and I think California. I had no idea. The thing I liked about MDC is that it felt like they would change what MDC stood for all the time. And so I think it just ended up with people went like, oh, millions of dead cops is what they're known as. Yeah, I think it was because they had an album that was, yeah. Very cool. And I think they might have had a millions of dead Christians type thing too. Very, very interesting.

I think that's a great pick. Thank you. I know Gavin's heard that one. I'm going to guess Gavin's heard that. Yeah, yeah. So it's going to, I'm going to make a little check just for me. So I know. Speaking of Gavin, though, Gavin, it's time for your third pick.

Well, once again, I've gone with a pick that I would want to listen to. I don't mind this song. And I don't know what this would be once again as a menu item. But if it did exist, I would eat it. It sounds delicious. It's a raspberry beret. Mm. Andrew?

What about it? Yeah. Checking in? I wouldn't wear it. I would eat it, though. Yeah, sure. You'd eat the beret? You'd eat the beret. Yeah, if you somehow stitched.

What would it be like... Made a beret out of... 120 raspberries or something together? Like a fruit leather beret. Oh! Fruit leather beret. I like that. The kind you eat at the second-hand store.

That's good. That's a good idea. I'm surprised Andrew's not zeroing in on this one. I think he said all he needed to say against chocolate rain. Yeah. Vocalized my thoughts? I don't know a harp on Gavin and I love Gavin. In fact, I've been hearing and a lot of people are saying this.

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in my four-course meal draft. And that's cigarettes and coffee. Oh, my God. I thought you were... Oh, geez. What? Are you okay? No, I just thought I was going to lose a pick there, but then it was fine.

I wonder if you picked one of my picks, Gavin. Oh. Oh. We'll find out now. Very interesting, but... That's a good course right there. Yeah, so I'm looking at my list, and I'm wondering what I'm missing. And I'm just thinking about all of like the carnal things that I have.

Sex and Candy, Red, Red Wine, Cigarettes and coffee. I'm kind of hitting. I'm checking all the boxes. And I think to end my meal, because I want to go out strong, and I emphasis on go out, my last pick is poisoned by Belbiv DeVoe. Jesus Christ. Is he just committing suicide at the table? I've had my sex and my candy.

I've had my red, red wine. I've had my cigarettes and coffee. and I'm ready to be done. I feel so much better about my four course meal. You managed to pick four courses and all you ate was candy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Didn't need anything else.

Like a Jeff Wednesday. That's what I'm saying. It's a little bit of a girl dinner, but it ends like a boy dinner. You know what I mean? Like going out with poison and, uh, poison's a woman's weapon. That's true. Wow. So I have a full.

Pearl dinner? Yeah, I think so. Wow. Ladies, this one's for you. You think poison is a woman's weapon is a thing that was put out there by a guy named like Aaron Poison who poisoned everybody.

He did not be suspicious. It wasn't me. God damn it, Aaron Poison, you got me again. It's pronounced Poison. Poison. Poison. Those are my four. And now we go to Gavin who thought I was taking his final, but I didn't.

So Gavin, what you got? It's very similar. And I was trying to think, what is the most get the bill and go home kind of song course? And it's going to have to be coffee and TV by blur. Not my pick. Really, really, like, black coffee in bed wasn't the one that you picked, huh? What's that? Is that a song?

What's that? By a band called Squeeze. Figure you might be familiar with them. It seems like it's in your wheelhouse. No. I just seemed like when it was coffee, it just seemed like that was it. Coffee and TV by Blur is your final pick.

I like the little milk cart and walking about. It's cute. All right. Gavin's four are in. We go to Jeff to cap off his four-course meal. Jeff, what is your fourth and final pick? This is probably the hardest one. for me to pick. There were so many good options.

Previous Jeff would have probably picked six-packed by Black Flag. Yeah, hell yeah. But I'm not drinking these days. So, and I also have never smoked cigarettes, but I really like that Rufus Wainwright song, Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk. So I couldn't pick that, but I kind of wanted to because it's such an awesome song. So I decided to settle on keeping it in my wheelhouse

from the album Slip It In. I'm picking Black Coffee by Black Flag. Wow. Ooh, what a pick. I like it. Yeah, great, great pick. I like that we're all sort of thinking of it as like, how do we want to end this thing? Like, what's like you're really, like, what's your way to cap your delicious meal?

Just for the record, my playlist could beat up any of your playlist. Oh, for sure. Absolutely. Yeah. I mean. On the Nia. Mine tastes better. What are you talking about?

Rupert Holmes isn't going to go against fear? I think Tays on day. Tays on day versus. I think Tay's on day will kick the shit out of Jack Johnson. Yeah, wow. Yeah, that is true, actually. What a battle. Jeff's got his four in.

Andrew, we go to you. I got my last pick. The final pick. And I'm going to, I got to step away as soon as I make this pick. And there's no analysis needed for this pick. Oh. I'm putting it down. It's the definitive pick.

I think it's going to steal the draft. If it had, my draft, I feel good about my draft. But if I haven't stolen the draft yet, this is it by Grand Slam I'm pointing to the stance I'm gonna put the mic down after this my final pick

is Wop by Megan the Stallion or Cardi B or whatever whoever thinks that that's my pick bye wait I think he's Cardi B I said Megan Stalian

but I think it's a Cardi B song yeah I just want to make sure I have it yeah no got it yeah you know what Gavin chocolate rain totally acceptable thing you gotta go on chocolate rain and he's having wet puss for dessert

To be fair, Megan the Stallion is in the song, I believe. She is. I can put her on there if you like. Featry. It is a Cardi B song. Featering. It is a Cardi B song. Okay, I can put, I can put featuring.

Yeah, there you go. There we go. And we'll list it the way I think it probably is. You know, I think I'm starting to see why he stopped hammering on you. He really did. He stopped. The Raspberry Beret one, he was really cold on. Like, he didn't go after you, which was very surprising to me.

The thing is, I, I, I, I, I think it's such a great pick. I think he's absolutely nailed that. It's a great one. It's a good pick. It's a really good pick. Andrew's board is complete. And now we go to Nick,

who I know has a deep roster of final picks because he's still looking it up as he. No, I know this one. He was going through in the middle of the draft, going through lists and lists of food songs, scrolling and looking and searching to see if there was anything else. Look at this. Oh, Nick, I saw.

It is a web page. that is just Jeff filled to the brim with food songs that he could pick from. Songs with food the time. Not of which he's heard. Yeah. Hey Nick. Yeah. Take us home.

I'm gonna take us home with a wonderful dessert that fits so well with what I have created here and that is Cherry Pie by Warrant. Finally a song I know he's heard. I definitely have heard that song. It's a good song. That was on my list as a runner up. But has Gavin heard the song and boys before we go down the list? We're gonna take our guesses.

with how many Gavin has heard. I'm going to say, with that one, I'm going to say three. I'll say three. Are you including my picks? I mean, I'm going to include Gavin's songs. Yeah, you have to include Gavin's songs. He's heard four of his own songs. Okay.

And I'm going to say he's heard six of the songs on this list. Okay. And Gavin, how many of you heard? I've heard my four. Okay. Cherry pie is the only one of Nicks. I've heard I've heard what ass pussy

I've not heard any of Jeffs and I've heard red red wine and that's it I should have picked seven so was it six seven then seven seven songs wow way to go buddy that's great I may have heard some of Jeff's

you know in the house or in the car but without knowing what it was yeah you probably haven't okay you may have heard rap snitch canishes but that'd be the only one. I wouldn't have played those other songs around you. I think the only song

that I'm not familiar with on this thing is oysters. Listen, I was thinking more food than song, admittedly. You don't say. Blind Melon fan. Blind Melon has a good hit.

Did anyone else have to open Google for this draft? I just started thinking down songs and kind of throwing stuff around. Oh, I did the same thing Nick did. I just didn't pick songs that I wasn't familiar with. but I looked I did a ton of research at a coffee shop

yeah great work but I just had headphones in so I could hear this one interesting Nick might be something you want to consider and speaking of Nick these are his four picks in the four course meal songs draft oysters by Tori Amos soup by blind melon tea bone by Neil Young and cherry pie by warrant solid meal though Andrew has picked cheeseburger in paradise by Jimmy Buffett banana pancakes by Jack Johnson Ice cream by Wu-Tanklan and Wop by Cardi B featuring Megan the Stallion. Jeff has picked Rap Snitch Canishes by MF Doom, Beef Bologna by Fear, corporate death burger by MDC, and Black Coffee by Black Flagg.

Gavin has picked Chocolate Rain by Tays on Day, Escape the Pinole Connaughtas song by Rupert Holmes, Raspberry Beret by Prince in the Revolution, and Coffee and TV by Blur. Eric has picked Sex and Candy by Marcy Playground, Red Red Wine by UB40, Cigarettes and Coffee by Otis Redding and Poison By Belle Biv DeVoe Boys those are The songs that we chose Any honorable mentions that you guys want to throw out there That you felt like could have made your list

Yeah I had a few American Pie I had on top of spaghetti But I didn't know if that was a real sound of us too I had that as well I had I'm the waris because of that line sitting on a cornflake I had pour some sugar on me And popcorn Wow.

Oh, that's good. I had milkshake by Kellis, which I had the tattoo up, so I probably should have picked it. Yeah, that's a good one. I had Rock Lobster by the B-52. Yeah. Oh, that's great.

Chop suey by System of the Down. I also had soup as good food by the Dead Kennedys and Green Corn by No effects. I had gin and juice by Snoop. Oh, that's good. Had Cola by Lana Del Rey. Had Pizza Day by the Aquabats.

One that I really wanted on my list here, but didn't. I was like, ah, it's going to be sex and candy or it's going to be this one and it was Laffy Taffy by D4L and that pepper by butthole surfers felt like it could have made that list as well there is one that I'm holding onto though that I'm not going to say here Nick any other ones that maybe you heard and felt pretty good about cake by the ocean I had that on my list because uh you know that's kind of a romantic spot with a little bit of cake that could have been a good one to cap off on the beach but I hear you I said I said

what I said. Eat steak by the Reverend Horton. Oh, hell yeah. This is a good one. And burrito by Sither. Nice. Nice. But it didn't fit the theme.

Right, of course. And guys, those are our picks. Let us know what your draft board looks like in the comments. Also, let us know who won, who had the best four-course meal song draft. Some really good picks, including oysters by Tori Amos, on that board. number one with a bullet.

The first overall pick in this list. I'm going an order. I kept a theme. Y'all are fucking around. Just saying. There you have it. Nick, very concerned with the food. Well, thanks for listening.

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Me too. I'm super happy with mine. Yeah, I'm pleased. Love it. I can't wait for Nick to hear his for the first time. All right, we'll see you next time. Bye. Getting ready for a game means being ready for anything. Like packing a spare stick.

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