Regulation Podcast - Coupon Raccoon // Raymond SomeHair [72]

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about cut off Geoff, clothed lifestyle, burger coupons, paella count, hippo movie, worst in people, Destiny 2, expired BTS sauce, consequences, self haircut, power outage,... Kurt Russell Gurpler, desk problems, permenant mute state, Friendship Hall of Fame, wife best friend, accidental death holes, MindsEye, tree bodies, mummy dog, Break Show, Daddy Magic Matt Menard, Gavin's flight, Bailey's on the rocks, Santa, Garfield Kart 2, and song band names draft. Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/REGULATION10FM Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is episode 72. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me, as always, a giggly little Gavin Free, Eric Beddor, Nick Schwartz, and Andrew Patton. What are you laughing at, buddy? This is something that the audience doesn't get to listen to every week, and that's you cut out immediately after starting talking on everything. It just sounds like, it just sounds like, hello! Because I go high with the hello.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's funny. Hey, real quick, I want to do a fit check. Andrew, what are we wearing today? Shirt, shorts, underwear. Whoa. Wow. Once again, two for two.
Starting point is 00:00:40 So you're really embracing this clothed lifestyle all of a sudden. What is going on there? You know, I'm just trying to switch it up, just seeing how it feels, seeing if I like it. I don't dislike it. I'm pretty indifferent to it so far, to be honest. Age 31, just seeing what clothes feel like. Well, no, no, listen. I don't take some clothes for a spin.
Starting point is 00:01:00 If I'm not going out of my house, then I don't think it matters. But if I'm going out, obviously, I'm a big clothes guy. Did you go out there? No, it's only 9.08 a.m. Oh, woke up, did some settings, talked to Nick. Thought about burgers. I've had a lot of burgers on the mine recently. I feel like you have consistently throughout September been a higher burger count than days of the month.
Starting point is 00:01:27 It's been pretty consistent. It has been a lot of buy one, get ones. There was a big Wendy's coupon thing in the building I live in, and there's a place where people can throw away their coupons. So I become a little coupon raccoon, and I go in there, and I got a whole bunch of buy one, get one, Wendy's burgers. So almost any time, if you've noticed, I've always done two burgers every single update, it's because I'm just rolling through those coupons. When you become the coupon raccoon, is this like, like you're embracing the clothes lifestyle? Is this a lifestyle choice that you typically make where you're going like, I'm going to go hunt for these coupons? Well, here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:02:07 I get the coupon in my mailbox. So I know they're going to go to other people when it's, most of the time at least. So I evaluate. I'll take a little moment. I'll look at the sheet. I'll see what we're doing. Are we doing any good deals? Am I excited about any of these things?
Starting point is 00:02:22 and if so I'll do a little digging I'll do a little coupon digging and I'll go raccoon mode and I'll see what's going on in that bin sometimes what really throws me off my game is if there's a coupon I like
Starting point is 00:02:38 that I didn't get like for a place like I don't know if they signed up for it or what but get my coupons going get these burgers flowing I think there's only one, I'm at, I think, 10 burgers, nine or 10 burgers, I think only one of them has been an independent
Starting point is 00:02:57 non-coupon burger. Eric just posted some raccoons drinking some Wendy's, that's me. Strawberry lemonade, baby. Two junior baconators. And I will, I will say, I will say, your last burger update at the time of
Starting point is 00:03:19 this recording, which is a little before when it actually comes out on the ninth you had nine burgers and like your total is nine and so i you know Gavin's right you're pretty consistent with the date oh i got it i got to get to that coupon room i got to see what's up in that bin can we get a full updated burger count right now as of a i guess 11 days in 11 days in uh 9-11 burger count eric is it three andrew is it nine Nick is it four Jeff is it eight and Gavin is
Starting point is 00:03:56 hang on two all right that's pretty good for me that's pretty good for you I'm so impressed by you that's higher than I thought it would be 11 days into the month for you
Starting point is 00:04:08 yeah I'm did you see my other count oh yeah okay so Gavin to update everyone Gavin's new pie count is one hell yeah Tesco's finest
Starting point is 00:04:20 I feel bad I'm only one behind Andrew and I haven't used a single coupon yet I've just been buying full priced burgers The fool's move Gotta get in that bin Apparently I need to get into raccoon mode You gotta talk to that that raccoon
Starting point is 00:04:38 That ate your burrito And go find the coupons He'll guide you Dude I cannot imagine what that raccoon's tummy felt like The next day He's looking for them coupons to get more of those burritos I'll tell you what he's still I wonder what raccoon diarrhea looks like.
Starting point is 00:04:53 It's probably not that different. I imagine it's pretty similar. Do you think when an animal gets diarrhea, they think that's it, they're dying? I don't know. Maybe it depends on the animal. Would it notice? Some animals, I think, yeah, I was going to say, I don't think it would notice.
Starting point is 00:05:08 I don't think it would have an awareness. What animal has the worst diarrhea? I'm sure you would notice. What animal does? I mean, I don't need to know that. Yeah, I also don't want to know that. I don't want to know. I'm not going to look at it.
Starting point is 00:05:19 I just want to know. Okay Hippos Oh that makes sense That reads Oh dear Hippos are often cited As having some of the most notable
Starting point is 00:05:29 Diarrhea due to combination of large volume Frequent occurrences and a unique Territorial behavior known as muck spreading Oh yeah that's why they'd like Whip their tails over the aides and flick shit over them
Starting point is 00:05:41 Yeah I've seen that Do you know about that at zoos where they have signs that are like don't get too close You will get sprayed Yeah I didn't work at the zoo
Starting point is 00:05:52 That's awesome though Oh muck spreading I don't think there's any Taking care of a hippo in your home movie Like there's a phase where I want to say it was Disney but also Oh Eric just posted the splatter zone Splatter zone sign
Starting point is 00:06:08 Looks terrifying it is a hippo Fling in that tail launching shit everywhere Isn't it your most famous commercial About a hippo in a house It is like a laundry hit It totally is. It's one of the top nostalgia commercials.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Yeah, it's a home loan. Yeah, it's a debt collecting hippo. But I just was thinking about there's like movies where people live with lions and there's monkey movies or they got to take care of the monkey. I don't think there's a hippo movie.
Starting point is 00:06:36 I don't think there's ever been a, oh, this family has to raise a hippo all of a sudden. Because I was just thinking about the mucking. That'd be real inconvenient if you had to deal with that your own home. Was Ace Ventura
Starting point is 00:06:48 in a rhino or a hippo? Rhino, I think. That was a rhino. Haven't seen it, but I'll declare that. I feel like it was a rhino. I don't know that we need to see any of these, but there are a few hippo-centric movies out there. Like what?
Starting point is 00:07:04 Cugo the Hippo, an animated film from 1975. The British horror film titled Hippopotamus from 2018 and a horror film in production called Hungry about a hippo attacking tourists. Not what I was looking for. I want to like a Disney family channel type film of this family Like we bought a zoo but we bought a hippo
Starting point is 00:07:24 And we didn't mean to Like like the dad thought a hippo was a type of boat And he bought it and then Right right Ends up with a hippo and they have to take care of it And somehow it brings the family together One of those Or airbud with a hippo would be fucking awesome
Starting point is 00:07:40 Just the hippo on the field With all the kids playing football Yeah I guess there aren't a lot of I guess there aren't a lot of live action Hippo actors and actresses. Do you think that should be the one animal movie of the year that stars a real hippo? I think it has to be in the running because the market is so underserved. I think we got to see if the hippo market comes out.
Starting point is 00:08:00 We got to find the Bart the Bear of Hippos. Henry the Hippo type situation. What about hippo and the Hendersons? Hippo and the Henders, a crossover? Harry and the Hippos. He has to move in with a family full of hippopotamuses and integrate there. Oh, perfect. The movie just starts with John Lithgow telling him to do one.
Starting point is 00:08:25 And then he goes off into the woods and he walks for two days and then he gets befriended by the John Lithgow of hippos who brings him into his hippo community. And it basically starts all over again. Are there, this is a pivot, but are there any environments that you find regularly bring out the worst in people? Like, Costco, I feel like someone. Battlefield? Have you been playing a lot of Battlefield or just? No, I mean like the battlefield. Oh, the environment, the battlefield.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Like when everyone starts killing everyone? Yeah, all the murder and stuff. Yeah, and then like Darth Vader shows up. And it's... The fog of war, and then you're just like, fucking friendly fire lifting, right? And you don't know who you're shooting, yeah. I feel like any hot environment.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Oh, hot brings out the worst. The luggage carousel at an airport. Ooh, this might be a draft. Another way that I'm phrasing it. Oh, very interesting. You know when the entire family stands in front of the ramp where the luggage comes down and they stand with their shins against the machine there? What are they doing?
Starting point is 00:09:29 What are they getting out of that? I think they're bags? No, because I don't think they're getting their bags faster. I think they just love getting in the way. I think they just have a good time being in the way. Yeah, I don't think they have enough realization to understand that they're in the way. I don't think the universe extends past their own bubble
Starting point is 00:09:49 in that way, you know? Yeah. I think they just like, it's like point A to point B. It's like, it's like a fly that sees food. You're like, that's where my bag is, I go there. There's no perception that other people could be inconvenienced by your actions because they don't exist within your bubble
Starting point is 00:10:05 of you and your bags. I have encountered a unique frustration in which I had been playing a little bit of Destiny 2. I went back to it. it and I'm playing with friends and we haven't played in a while and any time I play with somebody
Starting point is 00:10:21 we'll start playing. There's recently a new expansion. We'll start playing and then like two missions in they'll ask for me to take them to the tower to put their stuff in the vault and it infuriates me. Because they haven't played this game in two years
Starting point is 00:10:37 there's an expansion all the leveling is different. Everything has changed but people just don't want to throw away stuff even virtually. So I have to then leave our mission And then head to like it's a three minute process at least It's infuriating it has every person I've played with has had this thing Or when I loaded in I just deleted everything in my possession because I was like I'm not gonna need this
Starting point is 00:11:02 I'm getting new gear But they are like I got a I you know this stuff was important at one point and it's like what are you saying? You haven't played in two years you don't know any of the stuff you currently have but you're making me take you to a place to throw it in a vault where you will then not think about it ever again. It has no real value, and it has driven me crazy. What if it was a one-off seasonal hat or something? Is it cosmetic, or is it like their copy of Gala Horn
Starting point is 00:11:34 that they're holding on to for some reason? It is some random purple weapon that is in their secondary slot that was filling up space, that they need space to get the, new gear, but they don't want to let go of the old gear. And it just drives me nuts. Because I know it doesn't actually matter to them in any actual way. There's no real loss here. You're going to get new stuff that you like more almost instantly. But we're having to go through this process of you putting a thing into a box that you will then never reopen the box for. There's no scenario. Do they get the hang of it after a little bit of time where they realize that themselves and they
Starting point is 00:12:15 stop doing it or is it a consistent thing once they that's such an interesting point once they deposit all of the stuff that they used to have they then never asked to do it again they just start throwing away stuff as it comes it i think because they see it and evaluate where they just assume that because they didn't clean out their inventory last time they played that these are important weapons yeah it's just frustrating is is there still a such thing as light level in destiny yes That is like they reset it. They changed the whole system for it. So what would a current light level be?
Starting point is 00:12:51 Now that is a thing I don't know because I'm approaching this reentry of my destiny experience in a completely different way where before I was so hooked on like getting the highest light and going through that grind. Now it's just like I pop in and I do the narrative stuff I care about. And then I'll maybe just play like a round or two. I'm not chasing light. So I think I'm like light 1.30 or something, but I think it goes significantly higher. Okay. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:13:21 I have no clue what the peak is, but. So you're saying you could happily hop into Destiny 1 and then just delete everything. That I'm currently holding, yeah. Can you play Destiny 1 still? I can. Let me rephrase that. If Destiny 1 put out a new expansion, where it brought all new. loot and the light system was changing, then yeah. So you would like delete your gallo horn and stuff?
Starting point is 00:13:49 Well, the gallo horn you can just retrieve later. I'm not saying exotics. These aren't people that have like 16 exotics in each slot. It's random purple weapons that they just were like, I like that pistol. You'll find a new pistol. I'm with Andrew because I haven't played destiny in a very long time, but I played one and two for an appreciable amount of time. And if there's one thing that rings true to me about
Starting point is 00:14:13 that game. It's that the second DLC comes out, everything you have is useless. And then it's all replaced immediately. As somebody who enjoys collecting in the real world, I actually enjoy the process of getting rid of my stuff in that game. It is like a healthy reminder to me that I can just let this stuff go. It is fine. I feel the same way. I feel that way about Borderlands also, where I want to collect as much as possible. Like, I want to get all these things in the my backpacks full, and then I get rid of all that stuff, and it's a very cathartic feeling. I, like, it's the only place where I experience that is, like, these looter games. How crazy. I never thought about that. You, like, nailed it.
Starting point is 00:14:55 You should try it in your garage. It's awesome. If you collected a bunch of Pokemon cards, Andrew, would you be fine burning them all now? I don't think I'd want to burn those, but I wouldn't also, let's say, like, there's a new set, right? a new we're at we're at the card shop there's a new set and i have a binder full of old cards i'm not going to ask them to drive me back home so i could get a new binder i would find a way i would get rid of some stuff if i need to it's okay the collection that gavin's talking about here is Pokemon cards or whatever, which is maybe not something that you've
Starting point is 00:15:38 breached into very much. But can I ask if someone wanted, would you feel comfortable getting rid of all your McDonald's sauces? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Oh, man. Am I have regret about that? I've got a giant bag of expired
Starting point is 00:15:56 BTS sauce in my closet that I need to get rid of, but it's just such a fucking headache. But what did you think was going to happen? Well, it was, you know, it's one of those things where it's a funny thing to do at the time and then there are consequences later and now I'm at the consequences later part.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Listen, don't start asking him to think about consequences as shit he does, man. That's not how this works. It made sense in the moment. Speaking of consequences, I tried to do a new thing. Ooh. I did a new thing.
Starting point is 00:16:27 I would not recommend it. And there were consequences? There are consequences to the new thing. There are immediate consequences. consequences I was aware of as a distinct possibility but I was thinking about things that I've never done and let's say by like the end of my life I feel like it'd be like oh that's kind of cool that I did that at least once uh kind of went a little outside of the park because it's not just a a thing of like oh this would be kind of cool it was like you
Starting point is 00:16:56 know what this is bothering me today let me just let me see what I could do let's get in the lab a little bit and figure it out. I for the first time ever had a neck. I'm curious. If it, no, not an egg. Cut my own hair. I attempted a haircut. I would never do
Starting point is 00:17:16 that in a million years. That's so brave of you. You're married to a hairstylist. So Andrew you are, you cut your own hair, but you started all this by saying that it was consequences related. In what way was
Starting point is 00:17:32 consequences related? Well, they're not good. It didn't turn out good. This was not great. Are we talking scissors? Are we talking? Oh, we're talking scissors, but we're talking
Starting point is 00:17:44 like not hairstyle. I assume they have their own scissor. This was a this was like craft scissor. Come on.
Starting point is 00:17:57 You're using like orange handled, like normal ass scissors. Oh, I mean, I don't know if they were orange, but yeah, they were like normal scissor. It was a normal scissors situation. Did they have like dregs of sticky tape goo on them and stuff? No, they were clean. There's a little bit of glitter glue on it still.
Starting point is 00:18:17 So I just washed my hair. My hair has been long and it was just really annoying me having it on my shoulders. So I was like, you know what? I'm just going to, I'm going to deal with this. Worst case scenario, it turns out poorly. And I'll figure that out later Second case I mean I don't really
Starting point is 00:18:37 I don't see my hair Most of the time unless I'm looking at my reflection I can live in a world where it's fine If I need to I'm not confronted by the mistake So I didn't I guess I you know what Now I think about it
Starting point is 00:18:53 Probably should have watched a video Or something On how to do it So what was your plan Grab it and go Yeah that was It was my, so I, I, holy shit. I like, ponytailed as much as I could, and then just cut across the side.
Starting point is 00:19:09 And then just did that in a few different places. Across the side. Well, you know, cutting, like, right to left. Like, I lifted it up, and then I went right to left. Okay. You're thinking that I went, like, diagonal on my head, like, it's a chess piece. That, that wasn't the move. I, I balled up the long hair.
Starting point is 00:19:28 No, I didn't think you bishoped your hair. Yeah, no, describe. Describe how you cut it in chess moves. Now, would you say you rooked it? I would say that I did a two pond forward entry on the lifting of the back of it. And then maybe I knighted from right to left. Interesting. So there's a little bit of a turn in there.
Starting point is 00:19:49 All right. Yeah. So I did that. And it felt better immediately. I enjoyed the likeness of it. Oh, bowl cut. I could have gone bull cut style. it's very it's so the issue is it's completely uneven it's crazy I've never had hair like
Starting point is 00:20:08 because I've always had it cut by somebody who knew what they were doing I will it's short and then I will like put my hand through it and there's just like a long strand so I'm gonna I'm gonna buzz a lot of it is my plan I'm just gonna start over I'm just gonna do a clean I'm gonna wipe it I'm gonna reset and just razor it Surely just having someone that you're with attempt it would have been better than you doing it. Absolutely. Undeniably.
Starting point is 00:20:37 I was just living in the moment a little bit. I was like, you know what? This has been bothering me for a while. Let's just deal with this. Let's just cut it. And you might have found out that you're a natural at it. Definitely not a natural, but we tried something new. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:52 And I was happy about it. Nothing wrong with that. Did you do it in the mirror? No. No. You didn't use a mirror? No. Why did you laugh at him?
Starting point is 00:20:59 for asking that. Because I feel like I've been clear that this was not well thought out or planned in any capacity. I didn't watch a guide on it. I mean, I feel like even the least prepared person would probably do it in the bathroom in front of a mirror.
Starting point is 00:21:15 I can't even shave without a mirror. Are you now gonna hunt down that poor old man that retired to escape you to get your hair cut by him again? No, I mean, I got a guy. I got a guy I like. I just, I haven't been able to make an appointment recently. And it was bothering me
Starting point is 00:21:31 in that moment. And I was like, you know what? Let's try it. Let's just see what happens. It's hair. It'll grow back. I would love to make a video where we all put our own hair without using a mirror. What do you? It doesn't even work.
Starting point is 00:21:47 I told you how it works. It's real easy. You bundle the hair at the back and then you unite it right to left. And then you do that a few times and then you do it in the front and then you're uneven baby you're looking crazy
Starting point is 00:22:02 looking more like a bishop cut if you had to name it like if you had to name your haircut what do you think you would name it my initial instinct is quicksand Mick Jacket
Starting point is 00:22:18 Mick Jaggett I like Mick Jagged there's not like a style necessarily to it it's just it's more it'll be short short short short and then a random strand of like long hair. Not in the sense of like it's visibly long, but like I can feel the singular hair that's way longer than all the other hairs. That was not cut. How about you call it the Raymond some hair? Oh, the Raymond some hair. That's, oh, that's great. That's phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Oh my God. Holy shit. If I cut my hair, that's my new alter ego for it. Oh, Christ. So I wouldn't recommend it. I would advise against it. Fall is here and with it comes cooler nights, hardier meals, and the craving for something warm and satisfying. Nothing is more comforting than a delicious hot meal in the fall and that's where Hello Fresh comes in,
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Starting point is 00:25:22 Pre-sale tickets for future events subject to availability and vary by race. Terms and conditions apply. Learn more at mx.ca.orgiax. What does it mean if my GoXLR is flashing? I don't know. I spilled lemonade on mine, so it flashes all the time. So you, you, the other week, somehow destroyed every single thing that you had on your desk with a drink. There is a lightning storm and a power outage and it just caused complete chaos.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Okay, okay, okay, okay. All right. Well, let's get on. Hold on. It was, so it was a lightning storm and a power outage, and you spilled lemonade all over everything. No, the storm did it. Well, the storm alerted. Okay. It's the weirdest power outage I've ever experienced where half the things in my room turned off and the other half were unfaced. So I didn't know what was going on.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Well, did the things that turn off have lemonade all over them? No. That didn't happen yet. That was later. Did you trip a breaker or did you actually lose it? power. A lost power. It was a crazy thunder, lightning. It was very loud. The thunder was shaking the building. Lightning was going off. And then everything turned off except my shitty Mac that is so slow. It's like it's so slow. It couldn't even catch up. Like it wasn't aware. It was in its
Starting point is 00:26:40 own world. Maybe the power outage just hadn't made its way to the slow Mac yet. I think so. I think it was like slowly climbing up the line, but then it sorted itself out by the time it got there. But yeah, I was very confused. It was loud. I was spooked. I went to move something. I knocked over a lemonade and it went on my go XLR, which sucks. And so I had to order a whole other thing. It's been an annoyance. But we're here. We're recording a podcast with Raymond some hair. And I need to go to the coupon bin later because I need a burger. I need to get above those numbers. I can't live with this nine.
Starting point is 00:27:22 We got to hit double digits today. I have another thing in my notes that I want to talk about. I keep forgetting about. It's not significant. I want to update this. We talked about this weeks ago. Eric on a stream, and let me just open with, I don't want to get hopes up. This is a no-go.
Starting point is 00:27:41 But Eric on a stream jokingly said we should send Kurt Russell a Gerpler. I did the recline on that. Tried to make that happen. I figured out who his manager was got an email sent an email offering to send a prized
Starting point is 00:28:00 Gerpler cup did not get a reply this was a few weeks ago so that door's closed unfortunately it's really that who could it I mean it doesn't sound closed until you get a no
Starting point is 00:28:14 it sounds to me like maybe they just didn't check to see if he was at the door yet maybe it's on red Kevin Donovan would say otherwise. Right. Well, let's not throw names out there. Believe that. We can't throw out the name of the director of the tuxedo, Kevin Donovan. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying the manager's name. No. Believe it or not, I don't remember the tuxedo director's name. Kevin Donovan. Oh, Eric just posted, Kurt Russell with a bunch of cups. He would love a
Starting point is 00:28:40 Gerpler. Yeah, imagine it's that because he's holding what, like, eight coffees. He's got so many coffees in his hands in this image. Imagine, instead of that many coffee, he only has to hold like two big cups. Here's the thing. Kurt Russell, a man known for holding drinks, like this entire bottle of wine, he could put probably most, if not all of that,
Starting point is 00:29:01 into one Gerpler, and then he's got it to go. So, Kurt, reach out. Let us know. Get your gurp on. Yeah. Just don't put lemonade in them. And if you're recording stuff,
Starting point is 00:29:14 keep it far away from anything of... Did you put lemonade in a gurpler? No, I didn't. But it would be bad if I did. I thought about it, I considered it. Probably would have been better if you did. You know what, actually, yeah, probably wouldn't have knocked over. You're right.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Yeah, probably wouldn't have spilled something to think about. The problem is with my desk is everything's uneven. I got a bunch of uneven parts on my desk. Hey, Gavin, what do you think the other problems with his desk are? I just, I still don't understand how you spill water all over your mixer, and then you were still using it, and then it just seemed to like hard turn off forever. it so what happened was because we were about to do recording yeah and everything was sort of okay wasn't the best but it was sort of okay and then we went to actually do the
Starting point is 00:29:58 recording part and it muted all of my channels permanently on it and I could not turn them off something with the liquid and the wiring activated the mute button like the literal mute button maybe theoretically I guess I could go in and try to unmute I did try that at the time. I haven't plugged it in in a few days. Maybe it's dried more. It didn't seem like you tried much at the time because one second you were talking to us and then you were silent for about 15 seconds and then you said we're going to have to reschedule bye. Okay, well here's the thing. Actually, you brought up another point as to we had a meeting before that and during the meeting it would just randomly do that and then I would be able to
Starting point is 00:30:44 unmute it by the time that I needed to say something. I was just able to get it to work and then it just fully locked in in a permanent mute state across my channels. So I couldn't talk on it. Permanent mute state. It was a permanent mute state. It was Gavin when he was three or whatever. More like five. That's a deep cut.
Starting point is 00:31:07 That's a deep cut. That's very funny. Five to six probably. Like the entirety of five to six. Yeah. Someone spilled a drink on me and then I didn't say anything for two years. We had the NFL come back recently. We're in week two.
Starting point is 00:31:25 We're about to start week two. I was watching the game. And Rich Eyes and said... The game? What is it? I was watching The game. Which game? Friday's game.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Okay. You made it sound like the NFL was one game. No, no, it was one game that day. So it was the game of that day. It was the Friday game, I believe, the YouTube game. With Mr. Beast, Mr. Overunder himself. but Rich Eisen was on the call with Kurt Warner and he said something that I think is so
Starting point is 00:31:53 unintentionally hilarious that I can't stop thinking about I put it my notes I want to run it by you guys he opened the broadcast it was him and Hall of Famer Kurt Warner and he said I'm Rich Eisen and I'm joined alongside my Hall of Fame friend Kurt Warner which then made me think about
Starting point is 00:32:14 could you Hall of Fame your friends the way he said it It could be a thing where It's not about his career It's that him and he views Kurt Warner As such a great friend That he's in his Hall of Fame of Friendship Yeah he's been inducted into the Rich Eisen Hall of Friendship fame
Starting point is 00:32:34 Yeah Which is everyone's dream obviously But That's where I want to be, yeah Yeah I have been listening to his podcast lately Hmm Mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:32:46 What would be, like, the, the, the barriers of, like, entry? How long do you need to be friends with someone before they're considered for your Hall of Fame of Friendship? Can they fall out of it? I think if they miss so many certain years, they're no longer eligible, I would assume. I think we'd want it to work, like, a real Hall of Fame. What do you think, like, 20 years? Do they have to stop being your friend for, like, five years, and then they're eligible?
Starting point is 00:33:10 Like, you've got to be friends for 20 years. Oh, that's an interesting point. You have a falling out. And then you can nominate them after. At that point, they're no longer active friends. By the way, I guess you're dead to nominate them, right? Well, you can't nominate a current friend. I didn't even think about that.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I have some friends that will only get in posthumously. Oh, man, how does that work? That'd be such a fun part of funerals. If, like, anyone at the funeral wanted to induct them into the Hall of Fame on that day. Like your mom or your sister would have to come up Or your wife would accept the award on your behalf And then there's like anyone else And then someone you might get up
Starting point is 00:33:53 Would be like, oh Oh And there was like that moment Will he make like Craig's Hall of Fame or not It's kind of like like Will Deep Purple making them the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or not And everybody's looking to see it Like he just keeps his mouth shut
Starting point is 00:34:06 And you're like that motherfucker There's people making YouTube videos They're making YouTube videos about like Yeah I just don't know if Steve really cut out to be in the Hall of Fame. This is his last year on the ballot. Trump's in a press conference speaking out on your behalf. He's like, put him in the Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Him and Johnny Bitton. No one's been unanimous. No one's been unanimous. There's always one guy holding out going, I don't think he belongs in the Friendship Hall of Fame. That's actually another, I didn't even think about it from that angle. I guess theoretically, your other friends would have to vote on which friends. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Yeah. Yeah, you wouldn't get a say. necessarily and who's in your Hall of Fame. Oh, you could, I mean, you're nominate, you're putting them forward to be like, here's my ballot for my Friendship Hall of Fame. Okay. And then your other friends would have to vote on them to get, if we're doing it just one to one like baseball, they have to vote.
Starting point is 00:35:01 And that's got to be tough. If you have friend groups that don't necessarily mix, like, they don't. Well, I guess, well, what you know? If it's one to one, isn't it largely not friends? Isn't it people that know you, but you're not friends with? like you're not. You're right. It's baseball writers.
Starting point is 00:35:18 It's writers. So it would have to be people outside your friend group voting on who your Hall of Fame friends are. It would be, it would be listeners of this podcast voting on if our friends that we nominate would make the Hall of Fame based on how much we've talked about them and how much of an impact they've made. unreal I like it That would be better for us than if we had to make it ourselves Because could you imagine
Starting point is 00:35:49 If you're like you specifically Eric Are trying to get into my friendship Hall of Fame But Bernie Burns is on the fucking list He's like no absolutely not Yeah How does family look? Can family get in on the Hall of Fame?
Starting point is 00:36:01 They gotta be really good friends Like they gotta be You gotta be really friendly with your family You know how you gotta be like My wife is my best friend You gotta mean it Yeah You can't just say it
Starting point is 00:36:11 You can't just be that thing you say to sound like a good husband. You have to fucking actually mean it. Yep. I like this a lot. I don't think I like it at all, but I think we're on to something. Do they get a statue? What do you get for the hall? It's a statue, right?
Starting point is 00:36:31 Typically? Well, I think like a first ballot friendship hall of famer, you could definitely build the statue. Like, I want to build the statue for my friend Andrew who fixes. cars and digs holes like I I think they get a statue. It's insane. This is insane. But instead of the person, it's me. It's just the person, like whoever's the
Starting point is 00:36:53 friend, like whoever's friendship Hall of Fame it is. You give them a statue of yourself. Oh, no, I think that I think your friend if they make the Hall of Fame, it's a plaque with their face on it that you hang in your house. Yeah. Okay. Wait, who's dead at this point?
Starting point is 00:37:11 Sounds like Andrew's dead Not this one, but the other one that digs holes The whole digging out of My friend Andrew Who digs holes It's dead And I have to hang A Babe Ruth style plaque
Starting point is 00:37:25 In my kitchen To honor him Speaking of digging Speaking of digging holes in dead You know how sometimes in the movies Somebody will be A bad guy Will make you dig a hole
Starting point is 00:37:38 And then to shoot you in it Like your own hole, yeah. Like your own hole. How many times do you think that's happened in the real world where people dug their own death hole? And maybe not like, because a cowboy is going to shoot them in the back of the head once they're done, but maybe they're just digging a hole in their backyard
Starting point is 00:37:52 and they fall in it and die. Like how many people have dug their own death on accident? Oh, like accidental death holes. Accidental or on purpose. Just, I mean, I think they're both interesting. Okay. I think that's a great question. I want to narrow it a little bit.
Starting point is 00:38:05 How many of those accidental death holes have been bean holes? I think probably sooner, right? like nobody in the history of humanity has died from a beanhole I can't imagine I don't think they're wide enough to have like shoring problems but it'd be like in one of those cave videos you see where the guy falls head first in and gets wedged and he can't get out but his legs are kicking at the top of the beanhole let me give a scenario beanhole is dug but then it's like oh I'm exhausted you know
Starting point is 00:38:34 I'll put the beans in tomorrow it was a long day somebody goes to the bean hole unknowingly falls down the bean hole. I think they could die that way. They're just going to fall down with one leg, though. They're not going to double foot like pencil jump down the beanhole. You don't know how many beans they need to cook. People fall weird too.
Starting point is 00:38:53 It could be a lot of beans. Right, but those people, they didn't dig the beanhole, did they? Like what you're positing is people who... No, no, no. So they did. They're like, you know what? We need a beanhole. We need these beans going. But it took longer than expected. It's now nighttime. They're exhausted. They're like,
Starting point is 00:39:09 know what? Let's just put the bean part of the bean hole in tomorrow. Everybody gets a good rest. You know what? I could see this happening because last night, Albert, we try to make him go to the bathroom before we go to bed, but last night he wouldn't. And then at about 2.30 in the morning, he woke me up and I went to bed early last night. I went to bed at 9 because I had to get and go to the doctor this morning. And so anyway, he woke me up at about 2 in the morning, 2.30 needed to go to the bathroom. And sometimes there's a breaker little trip in my house and it'll turn the outside lights off. And so I took him out in the backyard and the lights were off. and I was like, I'm too tired
Starting point is 00:39:38 to be gonna fucking deal with that breaker. So I just walked around in the backyard with him. I could easily have forgotten that I had dug a beanhole earlier that day and walked right into it. Oh, man. What a way to go?
Starting point is 00:39:49 Beanhole death. I dug a death hole in mine's eye, but I don't think I've ever done any other death holes. I think that's my only dig. There's digging in that game? There's a sequence where you have to. It's a weird game.
Starting point is 00:40:02 I think if I was at gunpoint having to dig my engrave, I'd do such a shitty job. It would take a long time It would take a long time Even if you were really trying hard It sucks Digging that beanhole fucking sucked
Starting point is 00:40:16 The idea that we would be A grave is like a beanhole Times 15 Fuck that Like if you knew You were digging your own death hole And you knew that you were gonna die Like you knew
Starting point is 00:40:28 Like no two ways about it Why wouldn't you just attack the guy With the shovel he gave you Because then if he kills you That's fine to dig the hole. And your last words can be,
Starting point is 00:40:39 fuck you. There's no incentive to finish the hole because the more, the better job you do, the more incentive there is to kill you and put you in it. Whereas if you dig like an inch
Starting point is 00:40:49 and then give up, they're going to have to dig the hole themselves. Although I would wager most people that are murdered and buried are buried in much shallower graves than the murderer intended initially. Oh yeah, probably.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Takes a long time, you're right. Yeah, and you're just like, I'm losing day, I'm burning daylight, I'm exhausted. Every second I'm here increases the chance that somebody's going to come along
Starting point is 00:41:11 and see me burying a body. Three feet's pretty good, right? Yeah. You know what you don't see is people putting bodies and trees. You'd think that there'd be more tree bodies. Like up a tree? You think that?
Starting point is 00:41:24 Well, hear me out. It's easier to cut a hole than it is to dig a hole. Easier to cut a hole. Yeah. So you get a thick tree, right? You're putting them in the trunk of the tree. Yeah, you're cutting a hole in the tree.
Starting point is 00:41:40 It's a lot easier. It is? I think it would be than digging a hole, a six-foot hole. Based on what? Looney tunes, I guess, largely, but you get like a saw, you cut, you cut like a doorway into the tree. Nice and clean. Jeff, do something. First off.
Starting point is 00:42:03 A shape of the door. Now, I'm not saying you put hinges on it. First off, this is so bordering and incredibly problematic this conversation in general. But, I mean, I read a book and I was a kid on my side of the mountain and a kid lived in the trunk of a tree. I guess you could stuff a body in a trunk of a tree and then cover it up. But the idea that you're going to dig into a tree, first off, the base of a tree, I'm sorry, cut into a tree, the base of a tree big enough to stuff a human body. And it's going to have to be a pretty big fucking tree. Nobody's getting murdered and stuffed into a tree in Texas.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Maybe up in Canada, Redwoods, that kind of thing. We don't have trees that big. But then you're going to need a chainsaw because you're never going to be able to saw into a tree like that in the way that you're talking about. That's more of a chiseling thing. And so you're going to need a chainsaw incredibly loud. And then glue.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Yeah, the glue I thought the glue would be the easy part, though, I think. Do you ever see that picture of the dog that climbed up in the tree trunk and then died and then they cut the tree down and there was a dog at it? No. It's a pretty scary picture.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Oh yeah, I just looked it up. I'm not gonna post it here because I don't want you guys don't want to probably look at it but yeah, Gavin's right. That's a thing. That's crazy. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:43:20 They just cut a tree down and they were freaking fossilized dog in it or something. I don't feel like you see this trope anymore, Jeff. All the movies I'm thinking of are pretty old at this point. What's the last like movie you saw where character had to do this had to what hide in a tree no dig a hole dig a hole oh like as
Starting point is 00:43:41 i said mine's i had it that's the most relevant oh god uh i you know what it i it just came up in in i think the second to last episode of poker face season one i see okay big digging thing about yeah he was out in the woods interesting yeah i i feel like it happens oh uh also uh search party It was a whole big thing in search party. I think that's what initially gave me the idea was I was watching a rerun a search party and they had to dig a hole and they were blown away
Starting point is 00:44:08 by how hard it was to dig a hole and I think that that's what was the nugget for the idea in the first place. Interesting. So I think it still shows up. I wonder who's the first person to have that thought.
Starting point is 00:44:19 What was the first hole? The first hole. Just in this scenario. Like they're like, I'm going to dispose of a... Well, no, I guess not dispose. It's like a threat. thing right in the context we're talking about it like you're making the person dig their own death
Starting point is 00:44:36 hole do you like you think they came up with it in the moment where it was like we're gonna kill this guy yeah but man it's like a lot of work hey we're gonna kill you you dig your own hole and then the other the other guy was like oh shit that's cold and they started like high five well i guess i guess low-fiving each other because they didn't know i think there needs to be planning right because you need shovels you're probably not in a shovel yeah but you would think like if you're going to dispose of a body. It's like we're going to take this guy out there because we don't want to have to drag a dead body. So we'll like take the guy out there. We'll kill him out there. Then we'll dig the hole. And the guy's like, why are we digging the hole? Make him do it. Like I bet it was
Starting point is 00:45:13 probably like an epiphany. Yeah. A light bulb moment, right? Yeah. And then that guy became the leader of the gang after that. I was going to say he became a good fella. Yeah. The tunnel snakes rule. So we brought the break show back. How do you go? I had to break around to get to the break show. Oh, my God. We brought it back Monday. We did a test show.
Starting point is 00:45:39 We're going to do another one next Monday. I imagine this will probably just bleed into it being a pretty regular and weekly thing. But how did you feel it went, Eric? You and I talked a lot about doing it leading up to it and how it's weird to do a show every week for years and years and years. And then to stop it cold turkey.
Starting point is 00:45:56 but then you fill that time with other productions immediately so you just forget that that thing ever existed and then you have to dust it off and do it again a year later and you're like, I have no memory of what this was.
Starting point is 00:46:07 I know I did it, but I had zero memory of what it was and we talked a lot about that getting coffee leading up to it but then we never really touched base after we recorded the break show. How did you feel it went? It was really good.
Starting point is 00:46:16 It was a lot of fun. Nick ran the board, ran the audio and the video. I think we got it pretty down pat. There's like a couple of little tweaks that I want to make for next week's show. But I really liked it. I thought it was a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:46:26 I thought it came together really well. The audience was awesome. Like the chat was going crazy the whole time. Like it was really, really good. I had a really fun time. The thing that I really liked that you added, that wasn't something that we'd necessarily done before,
Starting point is 00:46:39 but like I think is a really good idea was the regulation collection where out of all the cards that we open, Jeff just selects a random, like, common card. It's not even like, oh, this one's hollow foil, whatever. It's just a regular, like, pretty common card that he feels, I guess, reflected that episode
Starting point is 00:47:00 or was like a little bit of a standout? And then he goes, all right, this is the card that's going in like the regulation collection. So if you watch the break show, you can also easily collect that card
Starting point is 00:47:10 and like have your own regulation collection at home if you watch every episode of this thing or whatever. It was really cool. And will there be one added every episode or is it occasional? I think it's, the idea would be every episode unless there's just nothing in the, inspiring to add. You know what I mean? I don't want to add one just to add one. I'm not going to force
Starting point is 00:47:30 it. But I would like the idea that like every episode creates some sort of a memento, you know, and I really appreciate you saying that, Eric, because like the whole thing I wanted to harness with the break show from day one when it was fuckface break shit is just like collecting has gotten out of control with the money people are spending to collect and investing. And they're just like, they're just beaten all the fun out of it. And the fun should be just the surprise. in the light of collecting things that you enjoy or identify with or that strike your fancy in some way. And that doesn't have to be expensive. You can find all the joy in the world in bingo cards, right? Like the movie Bingo or Dallas cards or Matt Menard who has, his name is
Starting point is 00:48:15 Daddy Magic Matt Menard. This guy who's just leading with his chin and he has so much chin and throat to lead with. And I, uh, that really? I thought it really spoke to me. It was awesome. Emily had a soundboard, and she was going crazy style on the soundboard, and it was a lot of fun. It was a very cool. We just keep it to an hour, put it up later in the week on the podcast channel,
Starting point is 00:48:44 so people can watch it if they want to watch the Vod. It was a really fun show that I think, like, it was pretty easy to produce. It just, like, once we actually got, like, the wheels on it and everything, it just took a while. such like a low priority for us for a long time and now I'm glad that we're actually doing it so it was really cool really really cool
Starting point is 00:49:00 yeah thank you to everybody for helping out and checking it out oh yeah Andrew came in at the end yeah he was a menace yeah ran everything over I was watching for quite a while and you guys unboxed this duck that looked like smooth criminal Michael Jackson
Starting point is 00:49:16 and you you happen to put it next to the Dilbot and I was looking at that thing and I was like I'm gonna fucking take out that duck I'm going to go after that duck as soon as I want to. I'm just waiting. I'm waiting for my moment to make my move. And I activated. Emily immediately noticed when I started moving, called it out.
Starting point is 00:49:37 I immediately tried to go for the duck. Eric grabbed me before I could. He picked me up. He was holding me. I was like, I want to get that duck. I want to get that duck down while I was being held. Jeff opened something else. I wasn't really able to hear what it was.
Starting point is 00:49:52 He then put it on the table. Eric put me on the table and I was like well this is my target now I went full speed into I don't even know what it was but as soon as I crushed it like I mean I didn't break it I don't think I just hit it I rammed into it Emily yelled my baby and I went oh no I didn't want to destroy something that Emily liked I thought that this was just some random figure thing then I immediately went back after the duck and I got that duck I believe I think I knocked off the table I certainly went flying you ran everything over you were howling the whole time It was a lot. There's a lot. I'm amazed at how resilient that little robot is. You felt a good four feet there. We're just fine. Oh, yeah. No, it thudded loud. I could hear it in the mic, my impact. But I appreciate, Jeff, if you just keep me on the table.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Of course. Of course. You know, if there are any smooth criminals, I'll get rid of them for you. Don't worry. I appreciate that. I wouldn't have it any other way. And there's going to be more of those to open up to. I think the thing that you attacked was a care bear space molly. Gavin, Eric mentioned how Emily.
Starting point is 00:50:53 had a soundboard on an iPad and she used it. I downloaded five soundboards for her on my iPad and gave it to her about an hour before the event and we were sitting in there for, you know, about 30 minutes we were just in our places on our phones just getting ready. And after about 10 minutes of sitting there, Eric just to himself said,
Starting point is 00:51:11 you guys really are fucking perfect for each other. She was relentless pressing every single sound for like 30 minutes straight. Dude, it was crazy. It, well, oh my God. She just kept, I had this grin and just kept going, at least 30 minutes of just pushing buttons.
Starting point is 00:51:32 New toys are excited. Yeah. I was loving it. I would have been doing the same thing if I was her. And then, uh, opened some art for Clutch My Pearls podcast that Jeff was going to thought that was for us, but it wasn't. It was just art for Clutch My Pearls podcast. So we were, uh, pretty disappointed. I went to the fucking post office to get our mail today.
Starting point is 00:51:51 And I got, we had a letter that was addressed to us. And I opened it up to read it and it was a clutch my Pearl's letter that was addressed to us. Throw in the trash! Throw in the trash! I already gave it to them. But, yeah, we're getting a lot of their mail all of a sudden. Ridiculous. Get their own PO box.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Ridiculous. I missed it the first one because I was on a flight. Well, I was flying. I was in a different country. I, for the first time, bought a ticket, an international ticket, like two hours before I flew. Which then, you know, all the way back in economy. I try and buy a premium economy and then typically I have
Starting point is 00:52:26 enough miles to sometimes get upgraded but this one, you know, pretty full flight I'm in economy I swear it's like I don't know if I'm I don't know if I'm just like put on weight or there's less room on shitty dog shit British airways flights
Starting point is 00:52:42 but I was so crushed in the guy next to me had his whole carry on like down in the footwell it was like the wheeled one he just had it between his legs which meant his legs were just either side of it and I was waiting for the flight attendant
Starting point is 00:52:58 to tell him to move it but he just had a blanket on top so that she didn't see so his legs were like in my footwell and he put the armrest up so I was like squashed to the side getting twatted by the cart every time
Starting point is 00:53:12 and then the person in front of me reclined and my nose just kept hitting the screen and it was like It was a night flight, so I'm like in the aisle, I'm getting whacked by the car, I'm squashed over, and then I'm trying to, I'm trying to like watch soprados on my iPad, but every so often the person in front shifts their weight and my nose turns on the screen. So I'm like constantly. And I just remember being miserable. I didn't get a single second of sleep.
Starting point is 00:53:42 And then when we were landing, the guy across from me in the aisle, we were like still reverse thrusting. We'd like been maybe landed for four seconds And he's already up opening the bin above him So immediately everyone's like Sit out I almost yelled sit down knobbed But I think I just said Because now I'm
Starting point is 00:54:02 Now he's like sitting down Just like shrugging like ooh And all of his stuff is like vibrating And bouncing around his open bin above my head So I'm like oh this shit's gonna land on me And I almost called him a knobbed Then as we're getting off My sunglasses fell off my face
Starting point is 00:54:19 bounced on the ground and somehow wrapped themselves around the leg of the guy that got up and opened the bin. No! So now I'm looking at my sunglasses upside down
Starting point is 00:54:31 like the bridge, the nose bridge is like the back of his heel like on his shoe and I'm just staring at my sunglasses walking away from me now on the plane
Starting point is 00:54:40 that someone got like in between us I'm like oh god they're going to fall off and get crushed but they actually stayed on the back of his leg. Wow. So in the jet bridge
Starting point is 00:54:48 I was like Sorry, could I just get I don't even know what I said I think I was like, sorry could I just get my sunglasses? Bending down, touching his leg. Wow. Just a dog
Starting point is 00:55:00 A dog shit travel experience. Yeah, it's terrible. Tough, man, I'm sorry. And I missed the break show. Yeah, it was a good one too. We missed you. We would have loved to have had you, but we'll get you for the next one.
Starting point is 00:55:13 I want to be on the next one. Yeah, get you in one. I actually had a flight. I told Jeff about this. I had a flight. last week where I went out to San Luis Obispo for a wedding and on the way back a guy sitting next to me had Bailey's on the rocks like Jeff's fucking flight from I think of episode 50 dude on I couldn't believe it he was going through like all the alcohol like with the
Starting point is 00:55:43 stewardess or like the flight attendant looking through him looking through him looking Oh, you're whiskey, oh, he's a bourbon. Oh, no, I got, and he grabbed two Baileys, and then she gave him a glass of ice, and he had Baileys on the fucking rocks. It was so crazy to see and smell in person on a flight. Now imagine you're already nauseous, yeah. Was he by any chance, like, six, three, and, like, muscles on top of muscles, like he works out nine hours a day? No.
Starting point is 00:56:13 Oh, okay. He was a pretty normal guy. a shit that I had to deal with. No, he's just a pretty normal guy. It was like, I just couldn't believe. I texted Jeff immediately when it happened, and I just went, no fucking way, no fucking way. Oh my God, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:56:24 Does the fact that you've now seen or heard of two people having this drink, does it make you want to try it on a plane? No, no. I've had Bailey's on the Rocks at Christmas time. I just can't imagine, like, you can choose any alcohol on the flight and you choose bait like, yeah, man. I wish I had a milkshake, but I wish I had a milkshake, but I wish I was drunk.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Bailey's it is. Yeah, but Christmas, Santa Claus flies. It's like your Santa Claus. You're getting in the spirit. Santa Claus flies. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, that's probably what he was thinking. Are you saying Santa Claus is a drunk driver?
Starting point is 00:56:58 I'm saying he flies. So if you're trying to get into the Christmas spirit, I mean, I don't know what Santa does with his drinking habits. I mean, isn't Rudolph flying there? I guess. Yeah, I mean, he's steering, though. Well, that's like saying isn't the car driving. Aren't the wheels driving?
Starting point is 00:57:15 How did Siena get along without Rudolph? Not well. Just a bunch of clear nights. He just had a lot of really good weather. Yeah. Yeah, like in the history of Christmas, he never had bad weather. Maybe he searched for a kid
Starting point is 00:57:27 who got night vision goggles for Christmas. You know what? He pre-ordered that Call of Duty deluxe edition that came with them and that really, that solved his issues. Are you allowed to drunk ride a horse? No. No, I think that's also a drunk driving.
Starting point is 00:57:42 I think it's a DWI, driving while intoxicated. I believe, you can look this up and see if I'm right, but I believe our 16th president is Ulysses Grant, and I want to say he got arrested for drunk driving on a horse once. I thought he was speeding on a horse. Or maybe it was it speeding? I knew a dude who got drunk, who got a DUI on a bicycle.
Starting point is 00:58:03 I like the idea of speeding with a horse and the cop pulling you over and saying, do you know how many horsepower you were going? Oh yeah, it was speeding. He may or may not have been drunk. Let's be honest, he was probably drunk. Totally was. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:19 People drank more whiskey than water back then. By back then, do you mean you 15 years ago? No, I mean like in the 1800s when things were... 1800, 2014, whatever. I'm not quite that old. So, Andrew, what did you do with all your hair? I just put it in a garbage bag. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:58:43 Hucked it. Was it the same garbage bag? had the spent uh stuff from the uh actually fire extinguisher you know what i did uh no different garbage bag where it originally went so i'd cut it and then i was like i i didn't have a garbage bag on hand when i started but i did have some wendy's takeout and so i just put it in the empty fries container and then i put it all in the garbage that was the process uh i'm very excited for us to wrap up this recording though because we're gonna we're gonna play some Garfield Cart 2.
Starting point is 00:59:16 That just came out. The third Garfield Cart called Garfield Cart 2. And I just wanted to check the settings and everything to get ready for it because I know it has online. It does not have a private lobby. You just queue up to go online.
Starting point is 00:59:31 Thankfully, not a lot of people. I loaded in and put me in a session. This is what Garfield Card 2 is. Oh, no. It's just me and a lobby. It's my name, an Asian girl.
Starting point is 00:59:44 S-1, we're just chilling. We're just hanging out. Andrew and Asian girls won. Oh, the race of the lifetime. Incredible. We should probably wrap this up so we can go hang out with Andrew and Asian girls.
Starting point is 01:00:02 I like that it's like of eight. It's the entire world trying to fill an eight-person lobby. And it's just not happening. The game came out today, didn't it? Yeah, people probably haven't gotten home. Most Garfield fans have jobs.
Starting point is 01:00:17 So they'll probably play tonight. I bet it's gonna be crazy. No leaderboard. Unfortunately. No leaderboard. So that's sad. But online multiplayer, I'll take that.
Starting point is 01:00:27 I didn't expect to get online for this game. So it was actually crazy. I went through a roller coaster of emotions watching the launch trailer on launch day because it opens with a bunch of like customizing stuff.
Starting point is 01:00:39 And then it says four player local multiplayer. And I went, oh, man, that sucks. And then they updated it to eight player online. And I was like, why the fuck are you clarifying you have local? It's a cart racer. You would assume local. Like if you're promoting your multiplayer stuff,
Starting point is 01:00:58 if you see local as the big thing they're advertising, it's like there's no online. I don't think you'd assume anything these days with games. That's fair. That's a valid point. Split screens are being taken away left and right. That is true. I think that's because it's not native
Starting point is 01:01:14 to like the epic engine is my understanding like it's not a built-in component of that we should wrap up we should wrap up we should get into a new thing because I just backed out and I loaded into a new lobby and we're not going to have to worry about us getting into one session
Starting point is 01:01:35 that's all I'll say all right good well hey before on the way out let me hit you guys with something I had an idea for a new draft the other day and I wanted to see what you thought. Okay. It's another music one,
Starting point is 01:01:46 so if you don't want to do too many music ones in a row, we can hold on to it for a while. But I think it's a fun one. It is songs where the title of the song features the name of the band. Like Bad Company by Bad Company. Like Bad Company by Bad Company. Motorhead has a song called Motorhead.
Starting point is 01:02:03 The Clash has a song called Radio Clash. I like... Minor Threat has a song. called Minor Threat. Run the Jules is a song called Run the Jules. You get the idea. But I thought that that could be a lot of fun. So maybe we'd throw that on the list someday. Are you in the lobby with Asian Girls 1 again?
Starting point is 01:02:20 No, sorry, I hit the wrong one. Let me go see what, maybe what's this guy's name? Holden Dempsey 66, he might have some good picks. I don't think we probably have to say his name on here, but all right, that's fine. Let's wrap this up. Let's get into this. Geez. Kevin Donovan. Well, thank you
Starting point is 01:02:37 for listening to episode 72 of the regulation podcast. We sure do appreciate it. If you would let a friend know that we exist, that'd be real cool. Not enough people on Earth know we exist. We know how many people are on Earth, and we know how many people listen to this podcast,
Starting point is 01:02:53 and the numbers do not jive. I'm sorry, they just don't. They don't add up. There's still a couple of billion people out there that do not know we exist. So let's do something about that. We'll see you next week. Bye-bye.
Starting point is 01:03:03 Bye. Bye.

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