Regulation Podcast - Cut Man Dry Style // Hot Dog Limit? [64]

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Imhotep, vaseline, dry rub, circumcision, hairline, animal hair, Turkey assumptions, EPO tent, Lance Armstrong, 100% ankles, intestines, ebikes, dogged out, off the dog?, The Edge, Bart the Bear, Bronson Pinchot, Hitman Map, the radio, santa claus demons, Greg the Bunny, bear disease, slug lifespan, bats, organized animals, mosquitos, slug redemption, Changing Lanes, and picture posting. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey and with me as always, Andrew Pat and Gavin Free, Eric Bador, Nick Schwartz. This is episode 64. I thought it was 63 and I was going to say, oh, that's seven times nine. But it's not 63, it's 64. And I don't know what, I don't know any multiplication tables for that one. So eight times eight. Yeah, it's eight square.

Eight times eight. 64. There you go. Which are those dudes dicks, uh, did Emotep take, do you think? Oh, interesting. All 64 of them. Everyone has 64 dicks. This podcast has a weird smear to it.

It looks like there's gel on the screen. 64 style. All 64 games look like shit. Man, that's gel on the screen. Didn't know where he was going on. It looked like it was covered. Like the screen looked kind of like fuzzy in a weird way. Like somebody smeared something on the screen.

Like Vaseline on the lens? Sure, some Vaseline on the lens. There you go. It's an ugly... Daytime TV style. What a strange walk. We just went on a strange walk that Gavin started, and then Andrew just sort of grabbed,

and he went, and we're going this way now. Scream 4, also heavily Vaseline, for some reason. Scream 4? Yeah, it just looks like shit. Did you just watch Scream 4? No. Just remembered it being very vasolini. Really?

Well, that one, they're, like, using weird cameras, aren't they? Like, they're doing, like, shoulder cam and, like, webcam stuff. in it. Vaseline cam. If you want to see some of the best Vaseline work in the history of Hollywood, let me recommend season

seven of the TV show Dallas. That was when I think everybody was too old and alcoholic and bloated to fake it anymore. They were like, we just got to slather on the petroleum jelly because it is getting obvious that these people are aging faster than

our story wants the audience to believe. Do you ever just smear a big thing of Vaseline over your face, your eyebrow or something? Yeah, I'm wearing it right now. Oh, that's nice. I just, I see it all the time in fights. Like cut men are always smeared and Vaseline on faces. And I always wonder what that feels like. Is that just straight up Vaseline or is it some sort of like home brew mix? No, I'm pretty sure it's just Vaseline. Just Vaseline. It's just trying to hold the cut. Yeah, it's just to prevent friction. Like when you get hit and hopefully you're hopefully getting the boxing glove to slide right off

of your eyebrow that it just got hit so, so hard. What if you pre-vasiline then? What if you just pre- That's illegal. Not allowed to do that. But that is a thing that people will do is they'll like coat themselves in vaseline or lotion prior to the fight so their body absorbs it and then they sweat it out and become super slippery.

We should rent one of those punch glove machines to see you as the hardest punch and all take a go punching it and then we vacillate it and have a good, own another go. And then we go to the minor emergency when somebody breaks the knuckle. Can I ask you guys a question about Vaseline? Of course. Well, let me ask you two questions. One, is Vaseline the brand or the product?

It's petroleum jelly, right? Is Vaseline just the company or the product? I think it's the brand. Yeah, but it's like Kleenex, right? Like tissue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just become synonymous with the product. The other question is,

when I was a kid growing up, Everybody always talked about, like, it was always like you jerk off with Vaseline. I've never done that. That seems like such a mess. I guess we got to try it on the show, man. I don't want to jerk off on the show. It's all you circumcised freaks who need that lube. What?

That's just, just lob in her grenade and four guys watching it land. It's all your circumcised. I was just trying to understand. Okay. Sorry, go ahead. If you're a monk-ed-off, you can't just monk off dry? I mean, sure. Yeah, but I think that the idea is that monk-and-off dry

is probably not as fun or as similar to the experience of having intercourse, you know, where it's typically not dry skin rubbing against dry skin. Yeah, it's like a dry rub. Yeah, it's like a brisket. Yeah, but that's what the foreskin is for, like, easing it in and out. I'm just imagining a bunch of monks eating brisket. and you bringing foreskin and really is thrown up my visual.

I'm so excited to write this title Cut Man Dry Style. I don't know. I just think I think that circumcision was a bad idea. Take it up with God. I don't think that's controversial. Yeah, I don't think there's anything controversial about that either. I think circumcision is on its way out

culturally. But for many of us who were born at a time when it wasn't, we just dealing with it, you know? I've been shortened circumcision for years. I'm ready for the collapse. I'm calling it. I'm the Michael Burry of circumcision.

He's shortened game stop and circumcision. Any day now, he's going to be fucking loaded. Oh, big money. I'm in hands. Let's go. If the circumcised of the regulation crew could buy back a foreskin, how much would you put down for it? Zero.

You wouldn't want one? No. Dude, I've made it 50 fucking years with a bald dome, dude. I'm pretty, I'm doing okay. I don't need to put a hat on it. Not this late in the game. Let's say you could get injections and you could regrow it. You wouldn't, you wouldn't consider it.

Okay, there is, I've heard this on the Howard Stern show in the past. There is a procedure you can do where they stretch, if you have enough skin, they can stretch it and pull it and kind of recreate. Oh, God. recreate your foreskin and it sounds brutal. I will say one time I heard it was during that segment. Some guy called in the Howard Stern Show and said that he got his foreskin cut off as an adult. Like he had a foreskin his entire life and then like had a wife or a girlfriend or somebody who was not into it. And he was like, fuck it.

I'll just cut it off. And he cut it off and said his life got so much better instantly. Sex felt better. It was easier to clean, going to the bathroom. was easier, and he was like, I would never in a million years take a foreskin again. And I'm going to trust that one stranger on a radio show who I don't know and who could have been lying because it makes me feel better about my situation. That guy was a plon for big succor for big foreskin.

Big circumcision is a reverse. Oh, big cut. Big cut. I don't want to hear that propaganda while I'm shortened. I don't know, man. Life's pretty easy without a foreskin. That's pretty easy with a foreskin. Yeah, it doesn't.

And it just, there's no friction. Yeah, but if you've made it this far in life, why would you need to change it? Like sometimes, you know, you want to try a new pair of shoes. Okay, well, why don't you cut your foreskin off and then let us know? That's too permanent. That'd be easier than us adding a foreskin. It'd be way easier for you guys to subtract than for us to add. So if we want to get to the bottom of it, maybe that's the angle we take.

I just want a fantasy world where you could, like, inject yourself with something and it naturally grows back. That'd be fun. I'll only cut mine off if it gets put on someone else. You know how, like, people are going to turkey to get hair replacement done? Like, that's the place to get hair or whatever. Yeah, those big old turkey teeth. Yeah. Could you get, like, back hair replacement?

Like, could you put hair anywhere? What's the restriction on where you can put hair? Oh. I mean, anywhere there was a follicle, right? Could put a new one? I assume, right? It just, I've never heard anyone getting back here. I don't know if we ever talked about it.

But when I came back from Turkey, you know, I flew back from Turkey. Yeah. There were probably eight dudes on the plane who had had the surgery. They were all, they were all peppered around and they just had red, angry heads with like little black hairs popping out. And their head just looked like, just looked like a bruised testicle. It was just, it was brutal. And they just all looked so fucking miserable. But they all had bloody, hairy heads.

So I guess it... They will look fine eventually, right? Yeah, I guess in six months from now, they'll probably be the happiest dudes on Earth, but man, they looked miserable on the plane. I'm going to have to do it one day. Yeah, yeah, that's what my flight looked like. Yeah, just a bunch of dudes.

Oh. Yeah. Gavin, I'll go with you. Like, I don't necessarily, like, need it, but, like, I get, like, a lower hairline. Imagine if I came back and just had, like, a really forward hairline. Like, just dialing it back

and just having it go like, oh, yeah. forward two inches like it's like way down my forehead that'd be cool I got plenty on my back plenty on my chest I've got plenty like even high up my cheeks

like my beard stops right under my eyes it's just not where I need it do you think they could take any hair from anywhere and then put it on your head or does it have to be from like the back of your head like it's like that kind of situation you think you could give up like some back hair back of the neck isn't it usually

you could have a head that's partially like head hair pubic hair, and back hair, it'd be just be like, man. Oh, do you think you could get animal? Oh. You get like a lion, like, get like half a lion's mane? Oh. Imagine seeing someone who had a head of hair from a sloth?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you could have, you could have shmee hair. You could get a bunch of hair from your cat. Oh. And then it's, and then you go home and you go, I'm like you. I'm like you.

And then I'll get a hunger for flesh. Yeah. I wonder what animal. has the most human-like hair. Huh. I bet there's like a dog that has human hair. Like Nick's dog has people eyes.

Oh, yeah. What about, what about feathers? Yeah. Saw a real fucked up looking bird recently, but I don't know what it was. That would be great if you could just select from a list

and be like, dude, I love your new hair. Where'd you get it? And they're like, oh, it's a golden retriever. And they're like, yeah, it's fucking shows. It's beautiful. What about you? I went with German. Shepard. I like it. Yeah, it's good. What if you, instead of taxidermy for your favorite pet,

you just get them on you? That sounds tremendous. What? What if I just had, oh, I just grossed myself out. What if I had Smeat on my back? Yeah. Like I fill in my balds bottle and a little bit of Henry. Yeah. Oh, I hate this idea. Why? The premise of like, you're having to shave your animal for their hair. No, they've died Well, when they die They don't grow hair back You're gonna run out of hair

Well, you take you the follicles I need the fur follicles Yeah But I assume that Do they not go away? I'm not just gluing hairballs To my back Huh

Do they not go away? What do you mean that? I assume that they would vanish Over time Oh maybe he might have to get I assume you need a refill Is my point And

That's your your animal's gonna die at some point. Yeah. I don't think I'd want to take it as follicles before it died. Interesting. So you'd want to like wait for it to die naturally and then immediately rush into the OR.

Yeah, yeah. So it dies and then I harvest. See, I see this is the confusion. I was thinking more like a wig type scenario where you're just shaving the hair and then shoving it in your own head as opposed to you're talking about the follicle. I don't think when you go to Turkey,

they just shave off some of your head and plug it in. No, I don't think they do that in Turkey, but I think that's what hair transplant surgery originally was. Was it not? What, gluing hair? Not gluing hair, but like inserting hair.

That's why you'd have to reset it like every few years or like, I don't know. I was always under the impression that you need the follicle put in. I don't know. I would go 100% bald before trying any of this. Yeah. In reality.

I would just tattoo like a big spider web on my head and pretend that was tough. That's cool. I wonder if there's anyone who's bald who is considering going to Turkey but is not because they don't want people to assume why they're going there. Like they just want to visit Turkey.

They don't want the transplant surgery but they're bald so they know everyone will assume that that's why they're going and so they just haven't gone if they don't want to deal with that. That's why I tried to be very clear that I was going on a cruise that happened to end in Turkey.

I was not going to Turkey because I didn't want anybody to think. I was like trying to sneak back in with a new hairline. I don't think I've ever seen... I don't think there's any shame in it. No, no shame, but I've never seen a result that I went, oh, that was worth it. I just don't think you've seen the best work.

Oh, I don't know. Joel McHale is a pretty good example. You ever seen that dude before his hair transplant? I just don't, like, I think it's more of just a personal thing where it's like, I don't care. It doesn't matter. Look at Steve Carrell's head in series one of the office compared to the series two. No kidding.

It's night and day. I don't know if they like, sabotaged his hair for the first one, but wow, John McHale looks great. Yeah, he looks fantastic. He's an example of why you would get a hair transplant. It changed, it changed him from a nerdy dude

to a good looking dude instantly. I guess when I've seen like TikToks of people being like, I went to Turkey and did the thing, here's my month by month update. Yeah, what do you expect? Here's a Hollywood actor. I saw some TikToks.

We're talking about the best work here, bud. I think Turkey is the best place to, I feel like Turkey's the number one place now. But I don't know what I'm talking about. No. I don't think any of us really do. I don't think any of us have researched this extensively. Zero research. Yes.

I think people go to Turkey because it's cheap. Yeah. And I think they're good doctors there, too. Let me just tell you, after being in Turkey, it's awesome. I would go to Turkey for a lot of stuff because Turkey's just cool. and the people in Turkey are cool and if you tell me they had the best doctors

in the world in Turkey I'd go I believe it it's a pretty cool fucking town it's a big city like I get it I think Turkey's just rad yeah I've heard nothing but good things

mainly from you but nothing but good things Andrew I need a mental image update still got the long hair yeah it's too long I need to get it still got the beard yeah

and how's the coverage on the head is it good it's fine Okay. Would you be going, if you went for some plugs, would they be on the top or sort of on the receding line? Uh, I guess top, right? You want top? Yeah, I think that's where I would need it. Yeah. Yeah, like in the male pattern baldness section would be at the crown probably. Oh, the crown, that's a good way to say it.

I would definitely need a hairline. Like my hairline is definitely receded over the years. It's retreating. bunch of cowards hold the line I was like hold the line hold the line we can win this and it's like

no we don't have enough reinforcements the war's already lost pack it in boys I would get beard do you think they'd let me do beard

get like beard hair transplant what about like grizzly bear beard I think that would be that'd be I mean I just can't grow a beard like at all

so I'm just like can you do hair transplant on face I don't know. I would assume so, right? I mean, I bet just some hormones would kick a good beard out. Oh, what if I started doing, like, steroids? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. What kind of beard did Jose Canseco grow? Big. Big until none at all. If you could safely do steroids, would you do steroids? For what? What do you mean?

What do you? For its purpose. To get, like, yellow. Yeah, why not? I mean, it helps with that. It helps with recovery. Yeah. You still have to do shit.

I think I'd rather just, like, put an EPO tent on my bed and just sleep in an EPO tent. An EPO tent? Yeah, like, it raises your blood levels or something. It's what Lance Armstrong was doing. He was also doing steroids. Lance Armstrong was also doing a little bit more than a year. I mean, Lance Armstrong was doing a lot, but, like, doing a tent to raise your EPO, I believe, is what it is. That was so disappointing because he had the coolest commercial in the history of sports commercials

where it was like him training and he was like, people keep asking me, what are you on? And he's like, I'm on my bike eight hours a day. And I was like, oh, that's tough. And he's like, but also I'm on a shitload of steroids. They just haven't caught me yet. Yeah, I'm just doing like a bunch of trend also. So, you know, figured out. Headed an EPO tent.

What am I on? I'm on my bike eight hours a day. And I'm on a flight to Turkey. I just don't think I'd have. Oh, maybe. I don't know. I guess I don't think I'd use steroids to get jacked. It would just be more like injury recovery. How much do you get injured? What's your percent right now for ankles? Oh, 100%. Angles are all good. My shoulders fucked, but. So you wouldn't see it as like a, like you would use, you wouldn't see it as steroids being like a consistent thing. You would only

use them to recover from stepping on a sushi container or whatever. I guess, yeah. And we're talking in a world where, like, there's no negatives to steroid usage? Well, you know, one of the positives to steroid usage, I think, that I wasn't always a positive, but now later in life, I wouldn't mind, is, doesn't it shrink your balls? I could use, the older I get, the more they sag, you know? Like, I could use a little ball shrinkage at 50. You got long balls? I got long balls. I don't think you'd bring them in.

It would just make them little. Yeah, but then maybe they wouldn't swing as much, you know? the pendulum would be smaller Andrew how'd you hurt your shoulder was it a sleeping injury I've had a fucked up shoulder for like 15 years I think I have like a rotator cuff injury well definitely take steroids

yeah I think I might need surgery on it or something I don't know I guess it doesn't if it's a rotator cuff you don't it doesn't naturally heal but I'm not entirely sure what a rotator cuff is yeah there's like a million things in the shoulder. I have no idea. If you're going to get a rotator cuff surgery, you might as well go ahead and get Tommy John surgery at the same time preventative like some baseball players are doing

just in case. I'm going to knock it all out. I'm going to get that. I'm going to get the hips done for like what goalies do precautionary. I'm going to get my wisdom teeth removed at the same time. We're just doing it off. One trip. Appendix. Yeah. I think that's gone already. Oh. Pretty sure that's gone. Oh. Do you have a appendicitis at some point? I think I was just. I just, I had to have stomach surgery, and I think they just got rid of it at that time. Yeah, you got some gut out, didn't you at some point? I did. Yeah, I got some intestine removed.

Oh. Lucky. A little short on my intestine. Long back, short intestine. Think about getting your intestine shortened, though. Like, I might have to do something similar someday with my butthole, you know, because of the diverticulitis. And it's like, people worry about that.

But you think about you've got so much bundled up in there. if you get a little bit cut out, it's got to just make things a little more efficient, right? Is that less distance to travel through it? It's crazy. I assume not

considering evolution of that exact length. Yeah. I think it all just got stuffed in there and was like good enough. I feel like with intestine, it's crazy how long it is and just frustrating knowing

like when I can't reach something thinking that there's so much length in me that I just can't use. Pointless length. It's like you're plastic, man, but it's all trapped inside. Yeah. It's like Russian dolls, but it's shitty. I just got back from roughly two weeks away from home.

I missed you guys, by the way. I was very excited to come and record with you today because we haven't done a podcast in a little bit. Didn't expect to be talking about hair transplants for the first 20 minutes, but that was cool. But I do have one funny little story. I was gone for two weeks. Not much happened on my trip,

but I did have one funny little minor story. I would love to share with you guys. I have a question for you once you're done. Absolutely. Got up to Gross Point in Detroit area, you know, staying with the in-laws, did some house hunting the whole deal. Didn't find a house. Narrated it down to where I want to live, though, if we end up buying a house up there

someday. However, one of the cool things we did do is, you know, I'm a big e-bike rider, but it's a whole thing to move the e-bikes up with us, you know, in the car on a three-day journey. And so it's something we've always discussed is if we spend enough time in Michigan, and maybe someday it would make sense just to buy e-bikes and have two sets. And so while we were up there this time,

it said, fuck it and pulled the trigger and did it and bought a couple of cheap e-bikes. And Emily and I were in the garage, getting them set up, and her dad came in and he goes, hey, it'd be really cool if you guys wore helmets. And we're like, yeah, yeah, of course,

and he gave us some helmets because they already have them. And we have some kind of cool looking helmets that look kind of like motorcycle helmets at home. These are those helmets that you just put it on and it's like you're asking to be bullied. You know, there's nothing cool.

bottom. And I'm like, yeah, whatever, you know, it's safety first, right? And we're driving strange roads and whatever makes people happy. And so Emily put her helmet on and she's pretty safety conscious. She's been making me wear a helmet at home when I read my bike. And so we put our helmets on and she's like, do I look stupid? And I was like, no, yeah, but everybody on a bike looks stupid with a helmet on. It's cool. You're just among the group, right? And so we're riding along and just happy as can be riding through sunny Michigan streets. And up on the left is a guy walking a bike, an old dude, think like old Ben and Jerry dude, scrawny, long beard, long scraggly gray hair, got super skinny, got a pushing a bike in one hand, like a 10 speed in one hand and

walking a dog in the other, right? Real crunchy looking dude. And we drive by him and he looks at us and he smiles and he goes, he goes, hey, pedal power, woo, and waves at us. And I go, hell yeah. And I wave back at him and Emily, we get a few feet down the road. And he goes, did that man just make fun of us? Did he make fun of me? And I go, what do you mean? She goes, did he call us Ninja Turtles?

And I go, I'm sorry, what? And she goes, do we look, is it because we have the helmets on? Did he just call us Ninja Turtles? And I'm like, what did you think he said? she thought when we rode by the guy yelled hey turtle power he was making fun of us for looking like ninja turtles because we had

helmets on in some way and I was like no but she looked like I'm sure she wasn't but she looked like maybe she was about to cry like she was really offended that somebody yelled called her a ninja turtle and I was like no she got bullied it was complimenting us on riding bikes and she was like oh I'm not sure and I was like I promise you he yelled pedal

power, not turtle power. Maybe if turtles wore the shells on their heads, that would be why, it was so fucking funny, dude. I don't know how she got turtle power out of that and how that turned into her, just preying on her natural insecurities from wearing a bike helmet

and looking silly, but man, it was, I fucking laughed. I turtle powered for the next two weeks. Hell yeah. I mean, they were skateboarders, right? The turtles? Are they skateboarding? I feel like... Yeah, they skateboarded sometimes. Yeah. That's my one thing interesting that happened on my trip

to Michigan other than something I texted you're going to for two weeks something it was a peaceful time I watched a lot of sports with Dwight and Kent went to a Tigers game you know how to ate a million good things one thing I did eat though and I was texting you guys about it or slacking you guys about it that I figure we should address we're coming up on what actually Nick what

date is this episode release 30th this comes 30th 30th yeah this is awesome so this comes out July 30th yeah that's right perfect because July 31st is the final day of our year of hot dogs. Oh, it is? Yeah, we started on August 1st. So you go August 1st, August 1st, so July 31st, tomorrow will be the last full day for people to eat hot dogs to hit their national average if that's a thing that they're trying to do.

Or just to see, because it's not, you know, it's not a contest. National average being 70ish, I think. And just to be clear, the day that we're recording this is the 14th of, of July. So we're a little ahead, a couple weeks ahead of our cutoff date, the last day being the 31st, the last day of hot dogs, but the first day of Gerplers being August the 1st at 1 p.m. Yeah, that's a Friday. And so be there on twitch.tv slash the regulation pod. And you can see that and then their regulation store.com regulation store.com regulation store. So you can get the Gerpler. But guys, if you were talking about, I mean, do you foresee

yourself eating more dogs before the end of this year. Well, that's kind of where I want to go with this. And by the way, definitely go celebrate a year of hot dogs by buying a Cosmick Gerpler. And while you're there, we have idiot flags and other stuff in the stuff. You go to the store right now. Cooslers. You don't have to wait. There's stuff in the store

for you to buy. I feel like I don't do a good job of mentioning that for the podcast and I should. You can buy idiot flags. There's two different t-shirt. I think there might be four t-shirts you can get or three. There's all kinds of stuff. We got stuff. We got stuff. Anyway. One of the first things I did when I got to Michigan was hit up a coney, right? Because Michigan is a hot dog state.

And I look at it as sort of like a hot dog Shangri-a. I always know I'm going to pack him in when I get up there. Went to a coni place on day two. I think I was there. Ordered some dogs, sat down, got my hot dog. Look like I'm fucking just a lovely bog standard coni. And I realized something did quite shock to me. I didn't want to eat it. It's the first time I think someone has put a hot dog in front of me and I didn't want it.

And that was, you know, we've come a long way since the original prompt that I issued you guys over a year ago now, which was just what's one food you don't say no to when it's offered to you, right? For me, it was hot dogs.

I think I have found my limit. I ate that hot dog because I needed to and because I paid for it. And I, it was fine. It was what a hot dog should taste like. But I think I just hit a limit where hot dogs are no longer appetizing to me currently. Wasn't sure.

Like, I was like, maybe I have an off day, right? Maybe things aren't going. Maybe it's just a weird day. I've been traveling. I got travel tummy. Who knows? You just got called a ninja turtle. Like things were up.

I just got bullied by an old hippie on a bike. Yeah. Like I, so I waited a couple days, avoided hot dogs. focused on pizza then I went to a tiger's game got myself a game dog you can't go wrong with a game dog right it was a struggle to eat it

you're douged out you got thugged out guys I'm officially dogged out I don't know if anything's gonna change between the recording of this July 14th and July 31st but I oh and that's a delicious looking dog I very well made

those are my two dogs yeah and you can't see it but there's onions and peppers under that dog. It's laid on top of them. I very well may be done with hot dogs. Not forever, like a corn dog. But after a year of hot dogs, I'm considering taking a year off of hot dogs. Really? I think this is a more interesting experiment to see how many dogs it takes you to get dogged out. Because how many corn dogs dogged you out? A lifetime of them. I don't know. But in that one year, it can't have been more than like 20, surely, was it? Oh, no, surely. It wasn't more than 20. Yeah, so I don't know what I'm at, like 58 or 59 maybe.

I don't know, somewhere around the high 50s. I don't know what my current count is, but it, uh, I don't think an experiment has ever been so skewed by the act of measuring it in all of human history. At no point where any average is. I definitely ate 40 more hot dogs than I would have. I think everyone did. I think I ruined hot dogs for myself in the, near future in the service of this podcast.

I think the hot dog boat is going to pass you by again. I agree. I agree. It'll come back. But man. Yeah, so we found out your dogged out count and it's going to be interesting to see how long it takes feet to bounce back. Yeah. I want to make a prediction that he eats one more before the count's done for the year. I'm going to eat one more. I guarantee you because at some point between now and July 31st, Eric and I will go to Nunya together. It's all I was thinking about was there's no way he's not eating a dog from Nunya. Like there's just no way

he's not. I'll eat the Nunya dog. Which is, by the way, I saw him post about it. It's like the, it's kind of like naturally a smash dog, he was saying. Oh, that's great. It's all cut up and stuff. It's really good. It's great. I feel like if I go to Nunya, I might be able to get double digits before the end of the year. I agree.

They look delicious. Let's go Monday when you're back in town. All right. It's back Tuesday. Tuesday when you're back in town. I could go Monday at night. I figured that Jeff I don't mean to be critical at the place I feel like that first dog you posted

very unappetizing I'm thinking maybe that would be it visually I think it doesn't look good but that second dog looks beautiful it's a perfect looking dog that first one does look dog shit yeah it looks visually very ugly

it's a bog standard coney it's just chili and onions and then a hot dog in there it's fucking they're delicious this cheese yeah I think but not criticizing the taste in any way just visually unambly appetizing. It also might be the fault

of the photographer, not the hot dog. Maybe. We got to throw that into it too. But yeah, so if anybody like, not only did I not, I think, hit the national average, I think I ruined hot dogs trying to do it, at least for a while. Really kind of

bummed about it. I predict that it will be back by June of next year. So it'll only take me 11 months to recover, not 12? I think so. I think once we maybe uh no i think june i think once it starts feeling summery you'll get that itch again maybe i hope so but as as we said i don't think you're gone i think you're like you're like a hot dog uh lighthouse

in the night and the the boats just aren't coming through for a little bit but you're still looking you're still shining that light out there trying to find it i don't i don't want to be off the dog you know it's not it's not a choice that i'm making it's a the choice that my stomach is making for me. Unfortunately. It is. We'll see. We'll see.

We will find out. We'll find out. I had a very exciting rabbit hole. I went down. Big lore drop. I watched the movie The Edge recently, which is a film starring Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin and there's a bear in it. And that's all I knew about it is it's a movie about Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin

fighting a bear. and it was fun it's a movie that takes itself too seriously at times and it's completely cartoonish and ridiculous during it but and I'm glad I didn't see this in theaters

because it would have been an intentional moment it is supposed to be a very intense movie where they're getting chased by a manhunting bear that they have to deal with and then you get to the end credits and the end credits

the first thing that appears is it transitions from how did you survive this vicious thing that killed other men to shout out to our homie Bart the Bear for making this movie with us we like Bart the Bear that's thanks big ups for your work in this film

which immediately led me to Google Bart the Bear I needed to see what other films he had been in and it did not disappoint his IMDB I will say unfortunately for Bart the Bear was typecasted a lot as the bear He has so many rules that are just bear or the bear He got to be walking thunder

That was exciting But my personal favorite role of his was The Bear attacking children And fighting Ari Shweig I just love that they shouted out The name of the bear So I could Google the bear Which was not a thing when this movie came out

And immediately go deep on the bear lore Bart the bear Was in a bunch of movies Had a brother I believe that I'm blanking their name a tank or brick or something that means in that CV series

there surely were other bears not attacking children like if they had to specify that's a great I didn't even consider that implication but I guess there's a whole line of bears there was a Bart 2 which is unrelated to Bart but the same people trained it and just named it Bart 2

but then Bart 2 had a sister I think that was in more movies Brad Pitt made a documentary I think about Bart the Bear for the National Geographic channel. I don't know why he was dealing with bear, but the more I learned about Bart the bear, what a rabbit hole I went on. And just what a strange, the idea of like animal IMDB pages thinking about them making like career choices as an actor really amused me. Like Bart's mulling over is the next batch of scripts to see which one makes the most sense

for him. Absolutely. Like you really wants to be in Toll Monkeys, but does he want to be the bear again? It's tough. What? The tough choice. Has anybody else seen that movie The Edge? No. No. I saw it in the theater and the, correct me if I'm wrong, Andrew, but the only thing I remember about that film is there's a scene where Alec Baldwin tells Anthony Hopkins, that's the spirit that beat the Japanese, which I always thought was such a wild thing to say. Was he talking about the Japanese? Referring to World War II, I believe.

But, yeah, he's trying to like toughen up Anthony Hopkins. And he's also trying to kill Anthony Hopkins the whole time too, right? steal his wife or something. The look he's giving in the movie poster, I've seen him give that look to a lot of paparazzi. It is a strange movie where Anthony Hopkins plays a billionaire to a model wife

and Alec Baldwin is the photographer of the wife, I guess like they regularly shoot together and they're a sort of a weird implication of their relationship dynamics and then they end up crashing this scenario and it's not really brought up

until spoilers Anthony Hopkins kills the bear and then what's very funny is they kill the bear and then like the next transitional scene they've made entire outfits out of the bear's remains like it took them five minutes to skin this bear and then sew together these very elaborate outfits then they go to a little they fight a little hut

and then Alck Baldwin's like yeah I'm going to murder you because I want to steal your money and be with your wife He just tells him. Yeah, well, it's a really kind of, it's not very exciting of a reveal where Anthony Hopkins is looking for a thing to light. And he opens up a gift that his wife gave him because it was his birthday day before. And he realized that on the receipt, it was also Alec Baldwin's watch that that he got. Like his wife bought like three different gifts for three different people at the same time. And one of them was the watch.

it takes a very strange turn though where he traps Alec Baldwin into a fall pit where he gets impaled through the thigh by a massive log and then he just saves him like he doesn't kill him he then retrieves him from the thing and they go

kayaking for a while and then it becomes a buddy comedy and then it becomes a buddy comedy and then Alec Baldwin's like oh crazy rapids and the bears wearing a watch as well oh the bear has a sun and the sun shows up the the sun bears not happy it's jaws it's jaws with bears it had uh some very odd casting too where it's the uh you'll know his name the guy from beverly

hills cop that like is the shop owner no the other guy that's the shop owner that like edie murphy interacts with and he comes back in the third movie i think shop owner what shop it's like he goes to like an art. Oh, the really sarcastic guy? Yeah, the art gallery, dude. The, like, European guy. That has, like, a European accent in the movie. Yeah. I don't, I'm surprised you don't just know who this person is,

Jeff. Are you talking about Bronson Pinchot? Yeah, maybe. He plays Serge? Yes, him. He's in the edge, but he has no dialogue. Okay. I just thought that was very in peace.

I thought that was very much. I thought was strange as expecting him to like be involved. My main takeaway, though, from the edge was that Bart the Bear exists. It was a lot of fun to go down that rabbit hole of Bart the Bear. I think that's the first time, Eric's picture is the first time I've seen a bear cock. Oh. I'm going to look at this bear's unit. Let's see.

It's weird that such a large imposing animal is never referred to as like a large piece. Like, people go to horsecock a lot. Nobody ever says he's hung like a bear. Hung like a grizzly. Yeah. So maybe they're not that impressive. I, uh, I don't want to, I don't want to overdo this bit. I think we'll have some separation from it.

But I have a new things I learned. Okay. Oh, good. I can't wait, man. This is awesome. Oh, yeah. That's kind of connected to the edge a little bit. You want to read, you want to read those off and we can pick one and we can sort of dissect it?

So my three prompts are hit. Hit Man Fool, doom is here, and bear disease. Can I ask how many of these things that you've learned? Have you learned? I don't know what that means. Well, last time you hadn't learned. Oh, because I didn't know, because last time asked a question, I get it. Funny bit.

What's the bit? You didn't. It was you. You hadn't learned. Yeah, but this is stuff I learned. Oh, okay. These are all things I've learned definitively. But that's what you said last time, too.

Yeah, but I was. Okay, what is Hitman Fool? Andrew. Hitman Fool. I realized that there is a map in Hitman. So I've been replaying Hitman 3 because it has all of the Hitman games in it has Hitman 1, Hitman 2, and 3 at least all the games in the most recent trilogy. And I've been going through and getting, you call it level mastery. So I've gone through, I've played some of these games multiple times. I've played Hitman 2 through level mastery at least twice. Hitman 3 have done it. Doing a on Hitman 1 in Hitman 3, and one of the challenges you get, so to get mastery on a level,

you have to do a bunch of challenges. And one of them is to discover all of the locations within the map. So there are different rooms and sectors. I didn't know that you could hit Select and go into a map screen and just see a map. And I've spent probably over 100 hours playing these Hitman games, this trilogy. But this is coming from a guy who recently complained about Minds Eye. where it has a mini map but no map. Yeah, but that's on mine's eye.

You never thought, oh, this mini map and Hitman doesn't have a full map? I guess I've never felt the need to use it for how I play. Like, I'm just kind of walking around and holding right bumper to see. Like, I've definitely seen this. Yeah, you don't need the map.

You're good. I don't need it. I'm good. But what I didn't realize is on the map, it tells you what areas you haven't visited. So up until this point, I would spend sometimes like two hours just scavenging every corner of a map being like, I found 30 of 31 locations. Where the fuck is this one room that I can't find? All the while not knowing that I could have just hit select and then checked every area of the map immediately and figured out where I was missing. It notifies it. There's a marker as to where you haven't been. Huge waste of time Such a big part of that game

It's the map Gav, can I ask a question Just between you and I Can I be let off the hook now For not knowing about how to auto aim And crack down until after I beat it Because this seems way worse Yeah, I think

Yeah, it's definitely I think it's different Because this is like mechanically I'm not missing something Within the game It's just like The map What are you talking? Mechanically

you're missing the whole mechanic of the map I am not missing a mechanic and playing the game and like how I interact with the world as the character. Does that make sense? That's the only service a map provides in a video game

is to help you interact with the game as the character. It's so good. It's like watching a coyote with his foot caught in a trap just going like, I gotta get out of this thing. No, no, no. I think there's a difference

because what Jeff was doing, Jeff shoots somebody in crackdown all the time. That's all you're doing. You're not always looking. at a map in Hitman. You sometimes would engage with it to like find your place or whatever. You're not always shooting in crackdown.

Sometimes you're punching. What else are you doing? You can punch people. You can kick people. You can drive. You can fall asleep. You can climb. You can race and fall asleep.

If you're going to do a pie chart of things you're doing in crackdown, 70% of it is firing weapons. I bet if you were due to a pie chart and people that play the game properly in Hitman, look at the full map would come up a lot more. you realize? I think less than 30%. The original games, you would have a live feed of where everyone was in the map, too. It's like how you knew where everyone was going to be on the other side of the door.

I've looked at the map in other Hitman games. I just never engage with it in this trilogy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, hang on, hang on. What, hang on, wait, wait, you use the map in other Hitman games? because it would as Gavin said it would actually show where the enemies are and like where the target is but in this one you just use

your intuition and you see you just see where they are you don't need the map so crazy they took the lap out of this game that's so strange there's some pretty big changes in how hitman worked especially from like absolution to the original trilogy there's a big shift absolution for

I would say it's worse because of this you played version of Hitman before that had a full map. So you had to load this version of Hitman up and go like, oh, I guess the map's gone. I won't bother looking for it. I was playing Crackdown 1. I didn't know that there was a lock on mechanic in the game because I had no previous knowledge with Crackdown. I just missed that

part of the tutorial. So with you, there's a legacy of map that you had experienced in Hitman. So if you were going for Silent Assassin and you got hit by a camera, you wouldn't just look on the map where the security was to go and turn off the cameras. You would just walk

around until you found the office? I mean, I would never, like, Silent Assassin is a thing I would do after multiple runs, and by that point, I just know where the feeds were. Like, you never go in thinking, like, I'm going to get Silent Assassin on my first try. It's like, the first time

I play a Hitman level, I am just walking around the map, scanning things, and, like, registering personally, like, okay, this is here, this does that, I can use this, like, it's just exploration. There's nothing more satisfying, than a first attempt silent assassin.

I see, I would never even, that's just not how I play these games, ever. That's a later thing. That is, if I want to get sweaty. But yeah, that is Hitman Fool. The other options are Doom is Here and Baird Disease. Doom is here. I've been listening to the radio a lot recently.

Oh, boy. I just have gotten in the habit of I enjoy. I have an app that, like, I can listen to radio stations, all across the world and I just cycle through I just find random things my dad used to do that

yeah son it's been so long I've just scanning through Jeff you were in Vegas a while back throwing first pitch at a game I believe I was throwing heat as they say you were throwing

heat so I was in Vegas and so that just has been like one of the areas in my app and I was like oh go back to Vegas. And I was just cycling through. And I'll use this to sleep a lot of the time, too, where it has a sleep timer for like an hour. It'll turn off automatically. But I have an issue where if I listen to things I care about or enjoy, then I stay awake and I listen to them. So I needed something that I didn't give a shit about at all. And so I was like, oh, there's a religious radio station. Let me throw this on. I don't give a fuck about whatever's being said. It's just noise. Now, you mentioned a map. Is this a

full map or a mini map of these radio stations? It's a full map, but in this one it doesn't show the target locations unlike previous iterations of the app. And you also can't lock on to cities despite what you may try to do. I put this, so I was listening to this religious

radio station. I didn't realize that there are people, like obviously I get the god thing, believing a god or whatever. I didn't know that there are people that are just like there are demons on the streets. That's crazy to me. We live in doom in some people's eyes There's just straight up demons walking around

Fucking nuts What? Yeah I think that's often why Like people will just kill their whole family It's just to get rid of the demons Well it's just it was people just being like Like oh the Satan's out there And demons and evil and whatnot It's like that's fucking crazy

I understood the idea of like Being good or being a bad person But to literally interpret the existence Of demons walking around like we're in these people's eyes we're living in doom this is crazy so is it like a they live situation where we can't tell which one is so yeah for my understanding else i'm not deep dive in the station it was just i threw it on one evening and i was listening to a guy that sounded like piglet tell me that demons were real and i was like this is those people have to be i hope this isn't a controversial statement but maybe it is i know who you're talking about those people uh have to be the dumbest motherfuckers on earth. It's just a wild thing of belief. It just

it opens up so many other I guess, I don't know. It's just, it's wild. I never processed the concept of literal demon acceptance or belief. So that was something I learned. I didn't know people actually thought that demons were walking around. My last one.

Wait, how did you not think people believe that? I guess I just am not a religious person and I sort of understand In the, I guess it's sort of like Santa Claus to me, where I get the concept of believing in the idea, but not necessarily the literal symbolism of it. Taking it literally and taking it like in a spiritual sense, I think, in my mind are very separate things. So where would demons sit between the Easter Bunny and God? Somewhere below, I believe, right? Logistically? It's the hell thing?

Logistically? Well, wait, isn't Easter Bunny God or something? tied to religion in some way. Yeah. And what do you mean by that? I mean that I've seen Greg the bunny and there is a thing where the vampire was in a UFO and he was like Easter Day.

This is the only podcast that talks about Greg the Bunny. It's okay. Is this our day? Is this second Greg the Bunny reference this year? Yes, we have to stop talking about Greg the Bunny. And then it was like conscious pilot. He's wearing aviator goggles, and I don't know. I think the bunny was pretty good.

There are some people who cannot exist in the world unless they find something to be terrified of and to hate. And they look for demons under every pillow and corner of their lives. It's sad. I just look for them in doom. It's a good time with that. That's some cool music and shoot some guns. Anyway, bear disease.

Bart the bear. died of cancer. I didn't know that that was the thing bears could die of. I didn't realize bears could get cancer. The answer's just kind of everything, isn't it? There's that popular fact that sharks can't get cancer, right? Really? Which means in my head, I guess most stuff can get cancer. I didn't know that fact. I didn't know that about sharks. Isn't the thing that with sharks is that they could theoretically live forever if they just never caught any shark diseases? Cancer being one that they can't get, but there are other diseases they can get. I also heard if you turn one upside down, it goes to sleep.

Just like Albert. Yeah, I guess how many, like, can a slug get cancer? I don't know. I assume so. Based on Bart getting cancer. Probably doesn't live long enough, you know? How long does a slug live? Let's all take guesses before I look it up. I'm going to say one month.

Okay, Gavin? Two-year slug. Two-year slug and the other two? 18 months is going to be my guess for a slug. Nick's already on vacation. Are you playing GTA right now? No! How long does a slug live?

Slugs typically live for six to 18 months, but some species can live longer, up to three to four years. So I think Eric and Gavin are both pretty dead on. We're slug experts. Huh. I wonder if a slug that's been alive for, for four years is considered like a wizened old elder slug to the younger slugs. And they just sit around like slug campfires and listen to stories.

They go and visit it in the slug cave. I feel like animal lifespans are so often left out of animal facts. That's what? That's a really good point. Like I don't know how long a bat lives. Which version? What? Which version of a bat?

Oh. Bats typically live between 10 and 20 years in the wild, but some species can live for 30 years. Shit. The longest lived bat on record was a male Brantz myotis bat that lived to be 41 years old. So there could be a bat alive right now

from the 80s? Yeah. Probably not a lot of them, but one or two. It'd be cool if there was a website that told you all the animals that were older than you right now. Oh. Things I could learn from an elder bat.

I think you'd be mostly like crabs and tortoises, wouldn't it? Yeah. What is the oldest animal alive right now? Let's see. I'm gonna guess like a two. I don't want to go to this beach. A bunch of old ass crabs live here. Boomer Beach is what I call this place.

That's gotta be like a 250-year-old tortoise somewhere. According to Google AI, the oldest living animal on Earth is currently Jonathan, the Seychelle giant tortoise estimated to be around 192 years old. Damn! I would have thought older. They think he was born around 1832. Fuck, dude. I bet that dude's got some stories. They're all slow, though.

Christ. I was thinking about animals the other day. I wasn't sure if I was going to bring this up to you guys because it wasn't a fully formed thought yet. Let's form it. Here's what I have written down. And you guys can go from here. Do you guys know how ants are organized and coordinated?

Yes. Yeah. They're units. What if other animals were like that? Oh, it's terrifying. It's terrifying, right? Like if birds behaved like ants or if hedgehogs or raccogs or raccoons behaved like ants, that would be terrifying. Isn't a swarm of birds pretty organized?

Yeah. But like all they do is they fly organized and like they go from place to place. They're not like getting fry bags as a crew. They're not lining up in a mile long line and then taking one piece of sugar cube and handing into the next guy and just going down, like down the line over and over again. You know what I mean? Or they're not tackling problems in that way. Like you see ants that'll like build an ant bridge to a piece of food that's like precarious.

You're not seeing birds build bird bridges, you know, or you don't see, I don't know, dogs build dog bridges. No. I just think that we're lucky that other animals aren't as coordinated as ants are. If dogs are like cats got organized,

they could take over cities. Instant. 100%. What's the, like, that's the thing. It's too, it's like ants, cool.

I'm not too worried about ants. I can eliminate ants. But how much bigger does the organism have to get before it becomes scary? Like if you saw, I don't know, 500 cockroaches in unison

doing ant stuff. Oh my gosh. That might be scary. You see 500 ants, you don't think twice. You see 500 cockroaches in Eunice, and you might, you probably need to have yourself thinking, like, I probably need to be evaluated. I'm clearly losing my mind. Same with like flies.

Oh, Jesus. You just start looking for a body. Like flies marching in an order or flying in a single file line. You know what I mean? I wonder how many mosquitoes it would take to drain somebody of blood fully. Dear God. I bet the internet knows. Hold on.

How many moose? Like if there was like a wave of mosquitoes and you just got bit like 10, like I would be way more than that. Let's say like 100,000 times. Would it look like a big blob of red flying off into the distance? I have an answer. Oh, what really? Anybody want to take a guess on how many mosquitoes it takes to drain a human of blood? Dude, I just wouldn't even know where to start.

I'm going to say 4 billion. Okay. 10 million. Millie. I'm going to guess 45,000. What are we doing? here. Dude, I think it's got to be somewhere like

90. I mean, like really doubling up on Gavin, I think it's gonna be like 90,000. You guys are shooting a little low. It would take approximately 1.2 million mosquitoes to completely drain the average human of their blood. A single mosquito can consume about 0.005 millimeters of blood,

while the average human has about 5 liters. If I split a mosquito and a bunch of blood goes, are you saying I could have a million splats worth of blood well you'd be pretty weak before yeah you'd probably at around 500,000 you'd start to you'd probably you'd probably get pretty tired and do a little less splatton

the only thing I know is it takes 10,000 bee stings to kill him in it's a firm fact right there 10,000 tell that to McCauley Calkin and my girl oh he had an allergy I was referencing bear volleyball jackass thing Oh, yeah They have like 100,000 bees And they're animal experts

Like takes 10,000 And Dave Enging's like, What are we doing here? What do you mean? We've got 10 times as many As he just said it takes to kill somebody I would be I think the mosquitoes

I don't like mosquitoes That'd be a lot But ants Who does? Ants would be a problem too Who likes mosquitoes? Who's pro mosquito? You said that like it was going to be a controversial take.

It was a game. They made a game for it. They're people that like being mosquitoes. Mosquito heads out there. I'm on the record as saying I don't like mosquitoes. Sorry if that's controversial. I think what could be fun though if they coordinate to like ants if you have enough of them is imagine like waking up and your bed is in a different place. Like they lifted your bed because they're strong as a unit.

It sounds scary as hell. Yeah. You just travel places. Save on gas. Just get a bunch to lift the car. and I mean, now we're kind of getting in the grounded territory or like I want to be able to control.

I guess this is like probably a Marvin villain, a Marvel, Marvin. Marvin Comics. It would be a Marvin Comics. An idea not good enough for Marvel. It's the knockoff offshoot Marvin Comics. The aunt, the aunt, mega ant, what would it be?

What would it be the villain name be? Guy who tries to control the ants with his mind. Ant-Man, but you want the knock-off? But you want the knock-off? He's friends with Mrs. Miss Marvin. Who's the knock-off Paul Rudd? Yeah, no kidding. Who is the knock-off, Paul Rudd?

I don't know. Nobody comes to mind for me. Paul Rudd is a very specific guy. Who is the guy that played Gambit in Wolverine Arjunson? Oh, who's? Yeah, who's Channing Tatum? No. No, Taylor Kitch.

Taylor Kitch. Also the star battleship Yeah, star Star Battleship Never saw that one Was that the Was Rihanna in that movie? She was about the thing

I wonder what Rihanna's film career looks like Because I know she was in Battleship And she's in the Smurfs movie that comes out Which everybody should see by the way Need that movie to make about $350 million She's in this is the end I don't think I could name another Rihanna movie Which is sort of surprising

I feel like she's probably been in one Or maybe she stopped. Maybe she made battleship was like, I got all I need from this acting experience for a little while. Let's see. Oh, she was in some other big hitters. She was in Valerian in the city of a thousand whatever planets. What a weird. Battleship to Valerian is such an interesting one to you.

She was in a lot of, a lot of Oceans 8 she was in. I didn't see that one. Oh, yeah. Bates Motel. She was in two episodes. Do you think we could do a draft of movie directors who forgot how to make movies? Oh. That's very specific.

Going from Fifth Element to Valerian would be on my list. Or like directors who made good movies and then disappeared. It just didn't make anything else. Like Tobupper made two of my favorite movies and then disappeared. Tobe Tobe Hooper You don't know him? No

He's the guy that directed The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre Oh And then he He also directed A movie called Invaders from Mars That is one of my favorite movies

Of all time 80s like kids horror movie Oh that's fun Yeah it is fun It's awesome What's the name of the saw guy Isn't he like Tobe Hooper or something Guy that plays Jigsaw

Tobin Bell Tobin Bell. I know there's a tobe in there. Good Polnick. Thank you. That's redemption for the slug right there. Pulling tobin' bell. Slug redemption.

The good slug redemption. I want to watch Changing Alliance. I just watch The Edge. I have a list of movies. That's why I watch The Edge. Guys. Guys, I want to watch Changing Lane. Well, let me explain.

I have a list of movies and The Edge was one of them were there movie store movies where i've never heard anyone talk about them i've just seen the poster a lot and i don't know anyone who's seen them i've never heard any discourse around them and changing lanes is one of those for me don't know what it's about don't know anyone who's seen it have never heard anybody talk about it feels like it could be a fake movie but i've seen it so many time that that poster that's all i know it's a ben afflick movie right oh yeah there you Bet Affleck, Samuel Jackson, they're probably changing lanes. I don't know anything else about it, but I'm excited to watch it.

It's been my recent how I've been watching movies. The Edge was a similar thing of like, I know a bear is involved, but that's all I know. I don't know what this is. Similarly, I stumbled into a movie that I'm going to watch called Death Valley that I just bought on Blu-ray. Okay. And it stars a young Peter Billingsley. before he was in...

I'm assuming it was before. Hold on. Let me... I'm trying to find the poster. What does this movie? Has anyone seen Changing Lanes? Well, you're pulling that up? No.

No. See, nobody's seen this fucking movie. No. But it was all over the place. I know about it. I've just never seen it. Weird. What's your death valley about you? So it's Peter Billingsley.

He's a young kid. He's a... Imagine him a little bit younger than in his role in a Christmas story. He, uh, he lives with his dad like a new. New York. I'm just going off the trailer. And his mom remarries or has a new boyfriend. And he has to go spend a vacation with his mom and her new boyfriend. And it's like, Billy thought the worst thing

he would do today would be to say goodbye to his father or maybe having to get to know his mother's new boyfriend. But the worst thing he's going to have to do today is survive. And then it's a he and his mom and his mom's boyfriend go to Death Valley on a vacation to drive. I don't know, just driving through nothing in Death Valley, but a serial killer latches onto them and chases them down and tries to kill them. And it's all about Peter Billingsley at like eight years old running from a serial killer in the desert.

Isn't that where the undertaker's from? Death Valley? I believe so. Yeah. That is right. For all I know, for all I know, he's the serial killer. I haven't seen it yet. But I hope he saved them. The tagline is not even a scream escape. So that's pretty cool. So maybe while you watch changing lanes,

I'll watch my Blu-ray of Death Valley. Oh, shit. What dog shit, should I watch? Do you not have movies that you've seen posters of Gavin that you just, like, you don't know anything about? The clumps. The clumps is a great one. It's a great one.

You should watch the clumps. Oh, man, really? I don't want to watch the clumps. You said it, dude. You said it, man. It's too late. You brought it up. Oh, what about sliding doors?

Does anyone see that? I don't even know what sliding doors is. No, I don't think I've seen sliding doors. It's, uh, Gwyneth Paltrow. And it's like a whole thing where like if she, if she got on the train, her life would have been different and then she dies or something. Like she'll, she'd like be a brunette, I think is like the difference. Like she had like different haircut.

See, to me, sliding doors is like a changing lanes ass type of movie name. Yes. That's what I thought. Do you think that Eddie Murphy had like one bad, one bad movie with a coaster? Like he had one bad experience and was like, never again and just decided that he would be all of his co-stars. It's such a weird thing that he has so many movies where he's playing like all nine of the characters that are in.

When did he first do it? Was it coming to America? Probably coming to America. Yeah. I assumed he was like, if I don't cast anybody else in this film, I can keep all the extra money. If I play every character, I'll just be, I'll just get. Yeah, I'm just gonna get I'm just gonna pay myself for each role I'm in

What if it was like an all-time scam where they didn't know it was him playing all the roles when they hired? Yeah, like the casting director just thought he was meeting six different actors and the studio was like wow, you got a lot of new people we've never heard of in this movie Huh Eddie Murphy really trying to bring new people in we're giving out a lot of sag cards it looks like in this thing And it's just him he's in sag eight times I'd like to imagine it continued off screen or like he had a chef character he would play and he'd make the meals

like it's just Eddie Murphy profiting every way he can he's taking every job I would love to know if Eddie Murphy ever dreams about other people he's played or does he like he is those people yeah I want to see a remake in the movie identity but with the cast of the clumps.

I want all the alternate personalities to just be clumps characters. Is the original not a professor? Are they called the clumps in that? I don't think I ever. Well, I think I watched it as a child, and I don't remember anything about it. I mean, like, the old old one. Oh, the original, not his first?

Yeah, because I assume he was still a clump. in the first one, but was the original character the clump? Yeah, but do you think the clumps were in the first one, or do you think they brought the clumps in for the second? Well, I mean, he was a clump, wasn't he? Wasn't he always a clump? I'm assuming he was always a clump, but I'm curious if this cast of characters were in the first. If he's a clump, he's got to come from a line of clumps. You definitely will, but I was curious if the line of clumps was in the first,

or if we're getting introduced to all these clumps in the second. I'm pretty sure a lot of the clumps were in the first one. Then why may... I don't... I mean, I haven't seen The Nutty Professor just feels like a weird thing to be like, you know what? The second thing, we're going to make a sequel, and instead of it being like about goofy science,

let's focus in on the clumps. I think that people really want some clumps in their life. Jerry Lewis's name in the first Nutty Professor is Professor Julius Kelp. So the sequel would have been the Kelps. Yeah, so he went from kelp to clump. They modernized it. His alter ego is Buddy Love.

That's when he's the cool guy. Well, he's Buddy Love in the new one, too. But... Yeah. I like the clump. I've seen the first clump. I've seen the first Knit Professor. I've seen the first clump.

I've seen the first clump. I've seen O.G. Clump. Where he's buddy love. And then... I've never seen... You've never seen O.O.G. kelp. I've never seen Kelp. And I've never seen Nutty Professor 2.

The Clumps. Would you rather watch Nutty Professor 2? the clumps or the original nutty professor starring Jerry Lewis. The original night professor. Well, maybe that should be the movie you watch. Eric's going to watch Sliding Doors. You're going to watch Nuddy Professor.

I didn't say I wanted to watch Sliding Doors. I don't want to watch Sliding Doors. Why do I have to watch Slating Doors? Because you posted it and then Nick's going to watch something too. Nick, what are you going to watch? Oh, that's a good question. You remember you're bitching about watching Sliding Doors. That was a well-reviewed movie.

I wasn't the one who brought it up. I brought sliding doors. What? I didn't have anything. I posted the picture. I posted pictures of a bear. I posted changing lanes. Like, what are you talking about?

Picture posting is nine-tenths of the law. Oh, my God. Did they do a nutty professor three? Did we ever see the clumps again? I think we need to get the clumps back. I can't believe you never saw the first one. I feel like every kid rented that for a birthday. I think I may have seen it in theaters as a kid,

but like I don't remember about it. Did they have toys for the first one? the Nutty Professor? I feel like I may got like a Happy Meal toy or like a Burger King toy for them. Do you remember a bit

where he's massive and he farts and a explosion? No. He's like the size of a building. That might have been

a dream sequence. I'm not sure if that I'm not sure that was canon to the story. No. I don't, yeah,

I can't, I don't have any memories of the nutty professor. Oh my God. Oh my God. I have to take a shit. Let's end to this.

wrap up. I keep sending the message to wrap up. I keep saying it. Yeah, but this isn't right. I've taken five shits today already. Oh, that's, uh-oh. How do I have to take a sixth shit? It's what, it's one-16 in the afternoon. You get travel butt sometimes. Yeah, but it didn't hit me till today. I got home at noon yesterday. Speaking of which, I had a really good time driving from Austin to Michigan. That's not a bad drive. I mean, it's like a two-day drive, but I will say this. Little Rock, Arkansas and

Texarkana are dog shit well no offense anybody who lives there but man not great places to hang out is there a little rock and little rock

like there is a round rock and round rock that isn't that real is there a little rock name a place that doesn't have a little rock Mars that's a bad one

nothing but rocks rap is there a little rock please we're gonna guys we're gonna wrap this up as we go out We're going to learn a little bit about the Little Rock, Little Rock. It is a now reduced stone outcrop projecting in the Arkansas River from its South Bank

in the city's waterfront area adjacent to Junction Bridge. I think I was actually by Junction Bridge, whose foundations include a portion of the rock. Yeah, so I guess it's kind of gone, but there is a bronze plaque mounted on it. Hell, yeah. The original rock was 18 feet above the river. We should buy one of those rest and peace men. but just put the clumps on it. What do you mean put the clumps on it?

Just right? I think it's funny that there's a clumps bench. That just makes me happy. The premise that like you sit at a bench and you're like, oh, who's this in dedication to? Oh, the clumps? So you want to dedicate just a bench in, but does it have to, can it be in Little Rock?

A Little Rock bench? It can be anywhere. It doesn't even have to be a legal bench. We could just put a bench somewhere that says the clumps on. that says the clumps on. Ain't nobody stopping benches. I feel like we should just put all these dog shit movies on a wheel and watch one of them. We could end up watching the clubs.

Why? We can't even finish Charmed. Yeah, but maybe after we finish Charmed, we could do that. If somebody would let us finish it. I think it's a real worked up about watching more Charmed. I don't think that's the reason we're worked up, bud. You're acting like episode 3 is coming out next week. I can't figure out, honestly. Maybe you guys can help me out here as we end

this episode. I can't figure out if Gavin is rescheduling Charmed Episode 3 because of just scheduling issues or because he can't bring himself to watch any more of it and he just needs a buffer. Well, let me tell you something that might blow your mind.

I had a really good time making Wheel a decade. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the hell out of it, but nobody else seemed to in the process of it. I like us. all right well let's go ahead and take old yellow back around the barn and put a bullet in its head it's got names and rabies and well i spoiled it for you unfortunately

we're going to have to put it down much like episode 64 of the regulation podcast it is in the ground we are throwing dirt over it or some old ladies crying in the corner There's Vaseline everywhere. The dirt is covered in Vaseline, and you'll be covered in Vaseline, too, and Glory, if you tune in next week for episode 65 of the Regulation Podcast. Don't forget, we have a Patreon. Andrew, you're going to hit us with the Patreon address. Mars? Okay.

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