Regulation Podcast - Episode 100 // Gavin Gets Dongle'd [100]

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about the triple digits, Andrew's bits, looking in, trapping people in a bathroom, two step, radio silence, Blindsides, potato gun, I Geoff, cold, Whoopi's gameboy, Gavin'...s food take, tub time, 50 year time travel, Buffalo Bills, Waymo, French, shock risk, audio problems, and piling on. Sponsored by Zocdoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/regulation and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor.  #sponsored Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey and with me as always, Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, Eric Bador, Nick Schwartz. This is episode 100. We're in the triple digits. Not the first time we've done it and not like a year anniversary of anything, but still feels like there's some sort of significance to ticking over to the 100 mark. I want to report that I'm sitting in my underwear. Did he just cut out for a?
Starting point is 00:00:32 everyone. He said I'm sitting in my underwear, shush, shush. Yeah, I heard that. So you're sitting in your underwear. Should I, should I cancel my hot spot? I'm using my bits. Is the bits not working? It sounds good now. Gavin told me to use the bits. So I've been using the bits. Well, have you put, have you put the bits near the window or something? No, the bits are on the, the computer. It's right next to each other. The hot spots come. out of the computer? The soy phone you sent me is emitting bits for the laptop and the laptop is receiving the bits. Yeah, you could receive the bits wherever, but you want the soy phone to surely be where there's the most signal. Yeah, I mean, there's signal everywhere.
Starting point is 00:01:18 There is, I got all the bars. Okay. I mean, I'm perfectly able to hear this argument. I just, yeah, yeah, now that you're all fired up. Yeah. I do the point of the story was that I did not expect two men to suddenly appear outside of the window in the place that I'm staying at currently. Oh, they clean it? Yeah, they were on like a gondola thing. Scissor lift.
Starting point is 00:01:45 They wanted early access to episode 100. They did. They wanted to be it. Did they see you in your underwear? Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So they got it. got a preview. They got a preview of 100. That's tough. No, I'm sitting here on a, I got, I'm holding the mic in my hand. Uh-huh. Because it's the comfortable way for me to do this.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Yeah. Um, is it? And, uh, yeah, it's the optimal spot. I got the bits. And I'm, I'm, I'm ready for a spicy, hot, exciting episode 100. Spicey. I mean, I'm, I'm with you. I think it's, I think it's going to be spicy. I mean, everyone was in a bad, every, Everyone was in a bad mood. Everyone was in a bad mood this morning. No, that was you. Stop eating that. Sorry, cat has eaten the thing on a table.
Starting point is 00:02:38 What's it like having cats at a hotel? Oh, boy. Doors are a thing. There's been an escalation of first being here. The door was terrifying. They would run and hide. There's a little hole under the bed. They'd hide under the bed.
Starting point is 00:02:57 And now it has flipped to, a confidence. I don't think they understand that that's a public space. I think they see inside and they go, oh, more us space. This is just more inside. Not that it's like a public area. So they have become obsessed
Starting point is 00:03:13 with trying to sneak out the door when it opens even though they would be terrified if they ever successfully accomplished it. But they've been doing good. Managing. Eating stuff they're not supposed to eat during episode 100. The spiciest and hottest episode in
Starting point is 00:03:29 the regulation catalog. Is it spicy because two dudes were just pervert on your underwear? I don't even think about that. Yeah, I guess you're right. Like the standard, we've already hit it. The spice can only go down. Were they jacking off by any chance?
Starting point is 00:03:46 No, they were like changing a flag or something. I don't know what they did. That's what I'd be pretending to do too. Yeah, I agree. I did something really dumb for the first time the other day that I It's interesting to unlock a new dumb at 50. Ooh. But I was at a bar the other night.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Are you going to put that on a shirt? Don't tempt me. I was at a bar the other night. One of Emily's friends is moving to away, and they had a goodbye at this bar and also called Don's Depot that I had never been to, and it's kind of like a locally famous place. And so I was like, oh, let's be an opportunity to check it out
Starting point is 00:04:19 and, you know, say goodbye to her friend and yada, yada. And so we're there for about an hour. Everything goes fine. We say goodbye to her friend. They're lovely people. We have a nice conversation. And then I have to go to the bathroom. Emily and I decide to go to the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:04:33 I go to the bathroom that's down a hallway. I walk in, I pee. I come out. I don't see Emily. I look around. I realize I don't see the women's bathroom for some reason. And so I go, she must still be in somewhere.
Starting point is 00:04:44 She knows I'm here. I'll just like you learn when you're a child. If you get lost, stand still, wait for an adult to find you. So I just lean against the wall, you know, and figure Emily will show up at some point. And I'm leaning against the wall for like maybe 45 seconds and then the wall moves a little bit.
Starting point is 00:05:00 But it's like, I'm at a bar and there's a live band and stuff, right? So there's like vibrations and shit. And then it moves a little bit more. And I realize I'm standing, I'm leaned fully back with all my weight against the door to the women's bathroom and they cannot open it.
Starting point is 00:05:15 And I like, I jump back and I go, what the hell? And then this lady comes out and she's like, what is going on? And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I was leaning against the, I didn't realize it was a door. Emily wasn't in there. She had long gone at that point. But I've never done that before.
Starting point is 00:05:27 I'd never leaned against a door and trapped somebody in a bathroom until 50. I can't believe you went for a blind lean in public. That's crazy. It was like it looked like there was a wall with like flyers and shit on it. I don't know. I'm uncomfortable at bars in general in 2026.
Starting point is 00:05:45 I don't, I'm not a drinker. That's fair. So they're weird. They went from like a magical place to a very uncomfortable and weird place where I don't feel comfortable in my own skin. I feel like you really notice how sticky they are. I wanted to check in.
Starting point is 00:05:57 on my buddy Jeff. And so I texted you that evening. And you told me, you gave me the little setup and run down of where you were, you were at this bar doing this thing. And I didn't reply because you brought up people were like two stepping and stuff. Yeah. And I went on this whole journey in my head of like, it feels excessive to call something a two step.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Because I feel like everybody at least two steps. Like to what end? What does that mean to you? What does that? What are you talking? Well, I feel like, and I'm not. an expert on dance. You're not an expert on dance?
Starting point is 00:06:33 No. I've seen like a season of dancing with the stars. I would say like I'm a white belt of dance. I saw black swan, so maybe I got like a stripe or something on the white, but I feel like two step is probably a dance move, is what I took away from what you were saying. And it just feels like I've never just taken a step. And I'm certain they take more than two and whatever they're doing. It just felt like a weirdly specific thing. It's, I think it's the same two steps over and over again in a pattern forms a country dance. That sounds incredibly
Starting point is 00:07:09 approachable as a dance. If you, it's two moves. You just do over and over again? Uh, I guess, dude, I can't do it to save my fucking life. I have got three left feet and only one of them work. It sucks trying. And I try my bet that my damned is to dance with Emily every time she wants to, but it is embarrassing. So Andrew, you see, saying that you've never done a single step. Oh, Jeff, Jeff's done some steps. He's tried some steps.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I don't know what that means, but you've tried some steps. You've done some, like, you may not have done the move. It may not have been the two-step, but it sounds like you try to do some steps. Yeah, I do a shuffle to the left and a shuffle to the right, and then I lose my balance and I fall into some other couple that's trying to dance, and then Emily apologizes for me.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Yeah. You're doing the Cupid shuffle. You're good. There you got it. Yeah. Now, and I don't know if because I don't know the expertise of dance here by anybody, but are there, are there two steps, they're bay blades where it's like they're all bay blades, but they're different? Or is it like one two step move? Okay. So who do you think here knows anything about bay blades? I think that everybody here knows significantly more about Bay Blades than they do about two steps. I... What the fuck are
Starting point is 00:08:32 you talking about? I'm winning this poll. If we do a poll of what does this audience know more about bayblades or dance? I'm coming out on top of that one. I'm not asking about the audience. You asked us four guys older than you if we know
Starting point is 00:08:48 something about Bayblades. So wait, are you saying that if you did a poll and said which dance is most like a Bayblade? Do you think people would pick the two-step? No, I don't even know what a two-step is. My question was, is there, like, a definitive two-steps? Or is there, like, a bunch of different two-step dance?
Starting point is 00:09:10 I think it's just the term for... There's a definitive two-step. Yeah, I think it's a term for a dance. So... Okay, so it's like a genre. It's like drama. There's a bunch of them. But it's all, like, you know what you're expecting out of a two-step.
Starting point is 00:09:23 I don't think it's a genre. Isn't it just one dance? Yeah, it's just a dance. It's like the tango. Oh, I completely misinterpreted what you guys said. Blame it on the bits. Blame it on the bits. Bad bits.
Starting point is 00:09:37 It was funny because I just got a rare and random text from Andrew that just said, hey, what's you watching? And I was like, oh, cool, that's exciting. And I was like, well, I'm actually, and I send him a picture. I'm like, I'm actually watching a bunch of people dance right now because I'm at a thing. And I sent him a whole bunch of information because I was so excited to hear from them. And then it was just fucking crickets and tumbleweeds until this. moment. Absolutely crickets. Because you said, like I saw the photo, and I went down the rabbit hole
Starting point is 00:10:01 dance, Jeff. I'm so sorry. Like, I genuinely, I put so much thought into everything you sent me, but none of it came back to you. I mainly was like, I'm checking on my buddy. I haven't heard from Jeff today. I love that you put that much thought and research and effort into it, and you came out the other end, not knowing what the two step is. I did zero research. It was more like I went into my cocoon of thought and I just processed all of my oh, cocoon of thought. Jesus Christ. Did you do the equivalent of
Starting point is 00:10:31 stand outside the classroom for that conversation? No, no, because I was like not, when I left the class, I was getting away from everything and not putting any thought in anything. This was like Jeff sent me something that made me really think about
Starting point is 00:10:47 dance and life, but didn't want to do any of the searching for it. Also, I didn't want to bother Jeff because he was busy, I guess, blocking doors for women trying to do that. He was busy trapping women. That's good. That's great. Apparently, that is in fact what I was doing, yes.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Unintentionally, but effectively, for sure. I'd like to put out, no one was angry with me and everybody laughed. That's, yeah, that's great. That is like the best case scenario for that setup. Because that could be really awkward. Nick, are you all right? What? Are you screaming?
Starting point is 00:11:26 Yeah, there was an alert that went out on my phone. I'm deaf now. Oh, yeah, they're testing the emergency thing today. Yeah, great test. It's working. He's not in the mask because the mask would have covered some of the same. No, no, he's not in the mask. He's not in the mask. I wonder what he is in. He also hasn't been mad. He's not acting mask-like, so. No, I'm also very hot.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I'm hard as well. Well, it's fucking going to be 95 degrees today. Dude, it's cold. It was raining all morning in Austin, like super heavy storm. Yeah, I'm cold. A lot of rain. I'm pretty warm, too. I have a question for Jeff. Okay. Well, we're really buttoned it up here.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I have a question about blind sides and our understanding of how they work. Okay. Because I might need to make strategic adjustment. Because I've been operating, and I think the original concept of the blind side, was that we lose our bullet at the end of the year. And then it resets that these do not accumulate. You don't accumulate bullets. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:30 I just want to make sure, because people have been like, oh, Andrew's dealing with firing bullets. And I've heard you say that like, no, I got blind sides on blind sides on blind sides. So I just wanted to make sure that I didn't misinterpret something. And I've been firing because I have to and that you don't think that or that there's like 70 Jeff blindsides around the court. No, no, no, no. I'm not accumulating physical blindsides.
Starting point is 00:12:52 I'm accumulating options for blindsides. Yeah, you're sifting. You're really getting the goal. I have like six or seven different ways I could go this year that I'm really excited about. And I land on one. And then like a month later, I find another one that I'm more excited about. And so I've been holding off on releasing the blind sides because every once in a while I come up and I like even more. And so I need to get to them.
Starting point is 00:13:15 But we're also, it's April. We got eight months left. So I'm not afraid. And they're all AIDS. related, huh? That's nuts. Dude, Andrew, I feel like Andrew took the AIDS gauntlet from me and so I thought about trying
Starting point is 00:13:28 to continue down the AIDS route. What the fuck are you talking about? Didn't he do that Magic Johnson 40 minute one? I did the Magic Johnson one. Yeah, and then he did uh-oh or whoopsie or whatever. There's nothing related to AIDS about no, I'm saying I
Starting point is 00:13:43 wink yipsy, wink yipsy does not have AIDS. Idiots! Just listen to what I'm fucking saying. I'm saying I did an age-related episode and then he did one that topped it and I don't think I can top that so I've moved on to other subjects. Jesus Christ, the fucking comprehension
Starting point is 00:14:00 some of you is at an all-time low. See, I was right about earlier that Jeff's in a bad mood. I was right. I am because of Eric. I'm going to mute Eric for the rest of the episode. I was just all I just flagged what I heard. That's it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:14 It is difficult to top Urkel rapping about coming. Like what are you going to do about that? There's nothing. I can, when I come up with another sitcom, I could do the 21 Jump Street episode about AIDS. Sure, I thought about it. Is that as funny as what you did? No.
Starting point is 00:14:28 So I'd rather move on to another comedic endeavor, of which I have many. And maybe you'll relate, Jeff, because you and I are the only ones that are firing these bullets. But it's sort of an intro. Well, Eric fired one. I should give Eric some credit.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Rat Shaker was a great blind side. I got one in the chamber. You've had one in the chamber since 2018. Since before the public. the thing that's interesting about doing a blindside is you eventually, I think, find a lane that you enjoy exploring with those. So for me, it has been like kind of weird Canadian nostalgia stuff to expose you guys to you,
Starting point is 00:15:01 like ManTracker or Uh-oh or The Littlest Hobo. And with you, Jeff, I have really enjoyed when you've shared like weird 70 sitcoms that you either were a fan of or have discovered existed that you somehow had. So I'm interested to see What lane the other guys kind of fall into If they do it at all as they do more blind sides Yeah, I've yet to I've yet to find my lane
Starting point is 00:15:29 Maybe I should get my license first Well you gotta start firing some shots and then I feel like Yeah, find something you like You gotta get in the car and start driving in a direction Before you figure out what lane is Yeah, no, I'm kidding, Jesus Maybe I should get a revolver right And put one blank in one of
Starting point is 00:15:47 the chambers and just Russian roulette the blindside each time we start a recording. And if the blank goes off, then I have to blindside. Speaking of, when we record in the office, we do a clap sink. Jeff said, not good enough. And his bought a cap gun that fires so loud. So it's like a starter pistol. Oh, did it arrive? Yeah, it's like an old-timey cap gun where you buy the rolls of caps.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Couple things. 2026, not as popular an item. I went to Territoy's. I went to Toy Joy. I went to like every place I could think of that sells adult toys in Austin. I found every old toy in the world. What they no longer sell is candy, cigarettes, and toy guns. And so I had to buy it from a specialty shop online.
Starting point is 00:16:36 I couldn't even get it on Amazon. I had to go to a specialty shop online. That's wild. Yeah. That was like my go-to dollar store purchase as a kid. Go get a cap gun. make some noise. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:16:49 I also got an old cap gun revolver with no instructions on how to use it and I thought, why would I need instructions? I did this my entire childhood. This is not complicated. It took me probably 10 minutes
Starting point is 00:17:01 to figure out how to fire the gun. Did you ever have a sput gun as a kid? Yeah. No. Absolutely I did. Yep. You just kind of jammed the end of it in a potato
Starting point is 00:17:13 and then fire it at people? Yeah. No. There's a whole evolution of childhood weapons of like the spud gun to the cap gun to you, the air blaster. Do you have one of those? Or like an air zuka sort of thing? Like an air zuka, yeah. Or it just, it's a circular almost ratchet and clank looking weapon that would just fire air.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Yeah, we had those in the office. Yeah, you pull the bag back and fire. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think there's any other gun evolution in my childhood, but those were like the pillars. I mean, I think it goes to Airsoft and paintball after that. That is, yeah. It definitely does.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I think in Alabama, it just goes straight to shotgun. To shotgun, yeah. Yeah. I think it's heard that shot done, and then you like... No, maybe a 22 first. Yeah, shooting, just plinking. 22 is a starter gun. Can I tell you guys,
Starting point is 00:18:08 I saw the strangest thing on the road two days ago, and I've been dying to tell you about it, and I hope now that my eyes are open, I'm going to be looking everywhere. I have to track this person down and figure out who they are. Emily and I were driving. We were stopped at a red light the other day over on the east side and a car went by us.
Starting point is 00:18:26 And we play the license plate game. So we're constantly looking at every license plate because we're constantly trying to win the game. We're down to, we just need West Virginia right now. Soon we've seen that, we'll get to reset and we'll start over again. Which, by the way, I'm getting sick of see in New Hampshire and fucking North Dakota around town when I don't need them anymore. They're fuck, where are you going to be in two weeks when I do need you?
Starting point is 00:18:45 You'd be fucking crickets, nothing. Regardless, we're stopped at a stoplight, we're watching cars drive by. A car with Texas plates drive by, and it just says, I, like the letter I, capital, and then the little Texas sign in the middle, and then my name, Jeff, G, UFF. So the car license plate said, I, Jeff. And I was like, I, Jeff. You're not Jeff, I, Jeff. And I couldn't.
Starting point is 00:19:13 I was in the left lane so we couldn't turn right. to go follow them, but I want to know who that motherfucker is driving around Austin saying that they're Jeff. I. Jeff. What if you got a license plate, a personalized plate that just said no, I Jeff? IRL Jeff. I real Jeff. Anyway, it's fucking weird that there's another G. Jeff out there at all in Austin, because I don't run into them very often. And then let alone that they have a personalized license plate where they're fucking claiming. I either, they're either saying, I love Jeff, I Texas Jeff, or I Jeff. And either way, I feel like I, Jeff in all those instances.
Starting point is 00:19:49 I, Jeff. Oh, maybe I'll get I, Eric. Hey, come on. Ooh. What do you mean? I Gavin. No, you Gavin. I Eric.
Starting point is 00:19:58 No, I Eric. No, you, Nick. Since then, I've just been walking around mumbling to myself, I Jeff. I Jeff. I get fucking irrationally angry about it. Like your eye robot, like your I roboat, but it's just you? Like I'm Encino Man, just learning how to talk.
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Starting point is 00:21:45 Yeah. Oh, do I sound in hinged? Nick's having a heavy on the laughter episode. Yeah. Sorry, give me just a second. While we're giving him a second... Go ahead, Andrew. I have...
Starting point is 00:21:57 While we give him a second, I have a content thing. I want to announce to you guys that I'm very excited about. I'm hyped. I've been anticipating for a while. I've been hoping I've been quietly holding this in, searching, that this goes unnoticed, because I got something that went under the radar.
Starting point is 00:22:15 I even got a graphic for it. I'm very excited about this. I don't even know what this is. Recently, what is it? This is, I think the last time, it was something that I wanted to go out of my own pocket for. This is my own personal money I spent on this for content,
Starting point is 00:22:29 which I don't think I've done since the porta potty maybe, because there's some layers of uncertainty about how this all play out, but it has the potential to be huge, in my opinion. As you guys know, I think we've talked about on this, this very show, that there's been some Whoopi Goldberg auctions recently. Yes. She had some keys to the city that we were in on and lost out on because they were too much,
Starting point is 00:22:56 but we got one, but like some of the other ones got way too expensive. Amongst the Whoopi Goldberg items that were available for sell, the buy for sale. I don't know why I said sell for sell. buy for sell was none other than a relic of the past something related to what we do Whoopi Goldberg's
Starting point is 00:23:21 Game Boy Advance SP No way of Super Mario Bros deluxe I own Whoopi Goldberg's Game Boy We have Super Mario Bros deluxe We don't know
Starting point is 00:23:39 how far will be got? Is her save file still on it? Her safe file will be on that copy of Super Mario Bros. Bluck. Wow. How far did she get? What were the challenge scores she received? How how high can we pass? Can we be a better Mario player than Whoopi Goldberg? Did she play it at all? That's also an option. We load in and there's just nothing there. We don't know. I think though, isn't that the one where you can like type in stuff to the little pictures that pop up? I have no idea. I think she might have
Starting point is 00:24:13 potentially could have created her own little comic strip. Oh my God. Dude. We're going to go deep into the Whoopi Goldberg lore with this. We have to figure out a way to get in touch with her and let her know when we complete her game for her. Yeah. Your quest is finished, Whoopi. The videos will be online of us doing that
Starting point is 00:24:31 because if she has a save, we need to finish the five. for Whoopi. We need to complete the rest of Super Mario Bros. Deluxe it will be a series we do. I have even had a graphic created one of the weirdest set of requests to build a graphic, but we have one.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Whoopi Goldberg and us will be finishing the fight in Mario Deluxe. What the fuck? That's great that we'll potentially see the castle she's stood in front of. like the one she couldn't beat. This could be a new lane for us
Starting point is 00:25:09 where we complete games for celebrities who never bothered to. Dude, celebrities. That's a great image. What an incredible image. That's going to be, well, we got a thumbnail. Is she holding two shrooms? Yeah, she's holding two shrooms.
Starting point is 00:25:26 I like that they're not even Mario shrooms. For audio only listeners, it is a whoopee Goldberg's face on Master Chief's body from Halo 2. It says finish the fight and rainbow letters is in the image. We're finishing the fight for Whoopi. I cannot wait to receive this Game Boy. She's holding just...
Starting point is 00:25:46 That is so cool. White mushrooms from Earth and not the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario likes mushroom. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Gavin's right. Those are just white cat mushrooms. They're not Mario mushrooms.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Yeah, but you get the intention. A mushroom is a mushroom. That's phenomenal. Chim's a shroom. I mean, is there a shroom on earth that looks like a Mario red and white mushroom? It's got to be based on something. Aren't they like the poisonous ones? Yeah, I think they would kill you.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Well, I don't want whoopee holding poisonous mushrooms. Nick, are you eating? No. Nick, what are you eating? I'm not eating. Nick, what's for breakfast? What are you having? Is it early lunch?
Starting point is 00:26:28 I haven't eaten yet. It sounds like he's eating, right? I haven't eaten yet. It does sound like he's eating. Do you guys eat yet? Anybody else eat? I've got some food right here, but I think I might need Andrew's opinion on it. Oh.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Oh, I have some food text. So give me your opinion. Or give me your thing and I'll give you my opinion. Then I have more. I might have to just bung my camera. I'm going to bung my camera a little bit. Are you just going to... If you need a minute, I can go into my already pre-existing taste.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Oh, yeah. This makes sense. Andrew, can you tell me what to do next? Do I just smash these into a paste? Well, you got a cupcake in a bowl? How does it work? So you put the cupcake in the bowl and then you just mash it to a paste. Oh, dude, by the way, Emily started doing it. She loves it. She's into it.
Starting point is 00:27:14 It's great. Is it? We bought cupcakes just to try it the other day. Oh, this makes sense. Yeah, that's really nice. Oh, that is really nice. Oh, wow, that is. You can really hear that. I drop some. Oh, don't do you. Oh, no! Hey, hold on just a second. It's getting a little cold in here. Okay. Oh, you're sitting in the cub!
Starting point is 00:27:32 He's been in the tub the whole time. I just got full screen. Let's go through settings. He's living the life. You need to go. This is a spicy 100. Yeah, this is why I go going on, Andrew. Oh, dude, that's awesome.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Yeah. This actually makes a lot of sense to me. Where's it? There's water in the tub. Oh, man. Oh, there's definitely water in the tub. Oh, it's water in the tub. We wanted to celebrate episode 100, Andrews style.
Starting point is 00:27:58 What? What? So we all recorded, decided to record from the tub. Nick, Nick, that was the funniest image. It was just Nick's hairline in the sky. I'm getting thrown out of this hotel for yelling. What is happening? Everyone's in the top.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Well, we're just celebrating. We're celebrating. Are we not? The sun came out. I thought this. Somebody get a, somebody get a screen cap of this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:26 This is a screenshots. Same. Nick's four. It's just, it's just Nick's sweat. A hot forehead. Nobody had to eat or walk dogs. We just all had to fill our tub between recordings.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Yep. What? So, what? We're celebrating Andrew's style. Oh my God. We wanted to see how it works. It's good.
Starting point is 00:28:48 By the way, I'm having a blast. I'm hot as balls. Yeah, I guess I can get a screenshot of this real quick. Thank you. I've dropped so much cake in the freaking water. Oh, no. All right, hang on, hang on.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Don't eat it. People get very upset. All right, guys. Everyone, everyone give your best poses. There we go. Hang on. You got this. There's not a mirror behind me, is there?
Starting point is 00:29:15 All right, we look good. That's a great screenshot. We're hanging on to that one. Andrew, how you feeling being the only guy not in the tub? I'm devastated. I'm happy to think you guys are experiencing a lifestyle that I have walked a long time. I'm so happy for all of you. I wish I could be part of it.
Starting point is 00:29:34 This hotel has a terrible tub situation. I haven't been able to enjoy a tub for a while. It's, I'm so happy. I'm overwhelmed. Tears. Almost tears coming out from this tub joy of seeing it. And your tub time's right around the corner. You'll be home before you know it, right?
Starting point is 00:29:53 I'll be home before this day. That's why I feel comfortable staying in a hotel and all that. I'll be gone. I'll be long gone by the time this airs. We just felt like we wanted to give you tub vibes, even though you can't necessarily experience. You know what? I've been having a great time this episode,
Starting point is 00:30:07 and I couldn't put my finger on why, and we just been covered it. The tub vibes were coming through. I could feel it on a sole level. I don't think it was the tough. I think it was those two dudes on the gondola. Yeah, I think it was the guys watching you. Oh, they just did just be vibe.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Can I say, Andrew, we decided this a couple weeks, I don't know, maybe two weeks ago or so. We wanted to do this. Two weeks. Or maybe a week. How long ago was it? It was like two, three weeks ago. Yeah, two, three weeks ago.
Starting point is 00:30:32 And then Eric reminds us. did me last night. I had completely and totally forgot. I went, oh, fuck! And then I spent most of last night setting this up so that I'd have it all fucking ready to get. Oh, it's incredible. I was sitting in the office, my office thinking like, what do we want to do for episode 100
Starting point is 00:30:48 to do something? It doesn't have to be big, but just, maybe I'll talk about how appreciative I am of stuff or what, and then Eric and me actually texted was like, we're still on for tub time, and I was like, oh, fuck. Yes, we are. I had to explain to my wife what was happening and she was like
Starting point is 00:31:04 she was like so you're gonna be in like so you guys are all like putting in like swim trunks and like get in the tub and I went no why would we do that it's everyone's in like their own tub and it's just you're in our tub and she went well what is
Starting point is 00:31:16 we're not together? Yeah I'm like she's like well what does Andrew do and I went what do you mean and she's like well I guess in my head he was just like wearing swim trunks and I would he be wearing swim trunks in the tub and she went
Starting point is 00:31:29 I don't I don't know I don't know My dick is out big time right now. Big time. He's pantsless in a chair. Spiciest episode, episode 100. That's right. Since our all bottoms off episode.
Starting point is 00:31:41 In their defense, at the point of the person being in the tub, I feel like everything can be questioned. I don't think that's a ridiculous thought at that point. The real, the ridiculous is a tub itself. All those guys are back. Hello. Hey, I have a. They want another look. I have a, uh, a, uh, a thikulb itself.
Starting point is 00:32:01 a question for you guys. I was trying to figure out how to do a time travel draft. I was thinking time travel draft could be fun and I've got some ideas we can talk about it in the future. But while I was trying to work that out
Starting point is 00:32:14 in my head, I landed on a thought exercise and I wanted to see how you guys felt about it. I think I've crafted something interesting here. Would you rather, you have to do one or the other? You have no choice. You're presented with the option.
Starting point is 00:32:27 You have to take option A or option B. Option B, is you, I just wanted to say B before A, fine. Option A, no, no, we're going to do option B first. Option B is you go back in time 50 years exactly. So it's 1976. However, you have $500,000 in cash. You're stuck, though.
Starting point is 00:32:51 It's a one-time trip. So you now live in 1976 with a half a million dollars. Half a million dollars is a hell of a lot of money in 1976. And assuming you were better than a C student in school, you can probably use that money to make a shitload of money investing in stocks and winning Super Bowl, placing winning Super Bowl bids, et cetera, et cetera. But you're also going 50 years back in health care, dental care, society, all of that stuff. Or option A, you go 50 years into the future with the clothes on your back and nothing else. You have no idea. You assume that the future is a better place.
Starting point is 00:33:28 You assume that there are social safety nets to help you. Who's assuming this? I mean, one would think. If you just look at history, if you look at history, I think there might be a belgium. The world has improved, the world has improved as time has gone on. 50 years from now, the world will be a very different place. But I think it's hard to argue that medicine and healthcare aren't in a better state in 2026 than they were in 1977.
Starting point is 00:33:55 So you can assume in 27, 2076, the world will hopefully be a safer, better place. But you'll be broke. You'll only have the clothes in your back. Anybody that you knew would be dead or they'll be as old as your grandparents. So it'd be as if I was born in like 2035 or something. I don't really get the value. The value of what? Going into the future?
Starting point is 00:34:16 Going forward, yeah. I think the value in going forward, it's like vanilla sky. You get to see the world. You get to see what happens. You get to jumpstart 50 years into the future. You get to jump start. like maybe cancer is cured, people live forever, their space travel. You get to see all of the science fiction dreams you had as a child realized. You get to see something that no one else on
Starting point is 00:34:35 Earth will probably get to see until, because no one else has this opportunity. But he's still like super rich. Like I think the having nothing. Well, no, what they told him, if you remember, they said your money means nothing in the future. You won't be rich. It's not like you think it'll be. It's not going to be anything like you think it'll be the advantages that you have and today will not exist in the future. That's what they told him. And he was like, I don't care. I'll still do it.
Starting point is 00:34:58 The thing to me that's really like, the way this is presented by Jeff specifically is that he keeps going like medicine was so bad. And what if medicine becomes so good? I'm not really concerned about me. No, but. Like medicine isn't like the first thing that I think of when they could cure aging. What did you say?
Starting point is 00:35:20 They could cure aging. Also, it's like, I'm thinking press. Practically, I just had a cancer scare six months ago. If I get testicular cancer in 2026, it means something incredibly different than if I get testicular cancer in 1976, you know? Yeah. So it's like, I'm thinking about my life and my longevity. I would hate to have a half a million dollars sitting waiting to invest on in fucking
Starting point is 00:35:42 Starbucks or whatever. And then I get a disease that was easily curable from 2005 on, but I'm fucked because it hasn't happened yet. Like, that's my fear going backwards. I take so much sense. Just to like give a little bit of perspective on the different points that we're coming from this with, my big thought about going 50 years in the future or whatever is I'm sad that I've missed the entire discourse around what GTA 6 meant. I'm very excited to play GTA 6 and see what that means.
Starting point is 00:36:13 What is that game? But if you go back, you'll never know because you'll take you 50 years to get back to this point. when you'll take you'll be 80 something by the time you get to back to today. So to get to GTA, you won't be able to play it till your fucking 90, assuming you even live that long. Whereas if you go into the future, you'll probably be able to retro play it. Oh, for sure,
Starting point is 00:36:35 you'll be able to play backwards. But I'm excited about like that moment. Yeah, but you'll probably never see that moment if you go back in time either. Okay, so what if, what if, Andrew, what if you have, what if you have to make this decision in two years? So that way you get to see the GTA six of every. And then you have to decide forward or backward. The GTA6 is like really a main thing,
Starting point is 00:36:56 but I'm also thinking about the fact of like, I really like the John Wick movies. I don't want to have to watch 12 of them that I missed over the past 50 years. No, I'm just thinking about like how the culture accelerates and the things I enjoy and then having to catch up. Maybe E3 is back. That would be crazy. Having to catch up.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Also, I like the John Wick movies. So I'd like to go back in time so I can never see a new one again and have to wait 40 years before I can see the first one again? I love the idea of Andrew being like, I need to be there live. I need to see it live in the moment, the live reaction. But also, if they streamed the opening hour of GTA 6, but the waiting screen was five minutes, he wouldn't watch it. I would wait for GTA.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Okay. There's different levels of, if I just want to check in on somebody, I'm not going to wait like six minutes. My issue mainly with the waiting is not knowing when the waiting ends. because it goes long Yeah, but you'll know if you go back in time It'll only be waiting You'll never get back to that moment
Starting point is 00:37:59 What if I agree to go 50 years in the future And 27 years into it A meteor destroys the Earth And I just have fucked everything Then you're gonna wake up on a dead planet With no atmosphere And you'll die in 30 seconds probably I think I'd almost always rather go back
Starting point is 00:38:17 There's so much I haven't experienced Especially from the 70s obviously I didn't exist and I could just maximize the value of my money to experience a larger variety of things that I haven't like
Starting point is 00:38:33 are almost science fiction like to me now because I just have no background or experience with them but I think it's a very interesting point Jeff of I think depending on where you are in life your perception of the value of
Starting point is 00:38:48 acceleration of certain things is different. Oh, for sure. Like, you're what, 30, 31, 31. So you go, you, I have 20 years more of history that I, that, uh, like I am 50. So I'd be essentially going back to a time when I was one year old. So none of it, very little of it, I don't feel like I had some sort of experience with. Um, so it doesn't feel as, uh, enticing to me. But I feel like it's one of those questions where the longer you think about it, the harder the answer becomes. Because you really start to, like the options and the opportunity. and the pitfalls really unfold in your mind over time
Starting point is 00:39:24 as you just kind of idly think about it. And I genuinely don't know what I would do. I've gone both ways a couple of times and I can't come to a conclusion. But I definitely, I would hate to go back in time and like you were saying about anticipation for GT6, that's a reason why I wouldn't want to go back in time. Everything that I'm anticipating right now, I'll never see.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Right. And I'll have to, if I want to play a video game that I enjoy, I'm going to have to wait a really long. I'll be 80 before something like, Halo comes out that I can fucking play again. I have a question for you, Jeff. Did you as a child ever see someone who looked exactly like you walking past you or like high-fiving you or anything like that? Like just, do you think maybe this has happened?
Starting point is 00:40:08 I don't, I'm going to say no. Okay. I just think we all have such a responsibility to go back to the past. Like our initial reaction to this question is, I think hell no, I don't want to see what the future is like. But if we went back to the past, we could potentially off a few people, get them done, get them buried. And potentially protect the future. With 500K, absolutely. I think if you go back in time, you'd also realize how dumb you are and how little you know about what happened and how things go.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Like somebody would go like, all right, well, if you're from the future, who wins the 1979 World Series? You go, uh, uh, hey, we're having this gamut. crisis in the mid-70s. How does this gas crisis end? I remember a chapter in six. You know? I don't fucking know. Hey, I ran Contra. How's this going to shake out? I think something about potatoes spelled wrong? Fuck. I don't know. It'll be like whenever you asked me a question about England. Yeah, exactly. How did anything happen in the history of England? I have no idea. I think if this question is posed to all of us, one of us has to go back to the past at least to, you know, kill a few people, invest in Apple, whatever,
Starting point is 00:41:21 and just live like Eddie Murphy in the 80s. Just have a good time. I can go backward. If you guys want someone to go backward, I'll go backward for you. I mean, I really, I'm excited about forward. I'm excited to see how the world changes. If Nick goes backwards, I'm going forwards. He's not going backwards with me.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Dude, you want to put 100 years between you and Nick. I like it. I'll go forwards, Jeff, if you go forwards. Yeah, of course. That would be awesome because I mean, that would be the answer right there if I had a friend. Yep, that's right. The three amigos going forward in time.
Starting point is 00:41:49 I think it's way better to be dumb in the future than dumb in a past that you know about. Yeah, it's way better to be dumb, like dumb. Know that you don't know anything in the future, in the future, then convince yourself that you might remember shit in the past. Like, I imagine my limited knowledge just from living the past 50 years would be very dangerous in the hands of me 50 years ago trying to prognostigate shit, you know? It's going to be so embarrassing, from a time where they basically
Starting point is 00:42:19 controlled the illness you get when you have HIV and then going back and living through AIDS and knowing that you could have just looked up the information, but you didn't bring it with you. Right. And then if you did, nobody would believe you. Everybody would think you're a crackpot. How many people that are time travelers get listened to?
Starting point is 00:42:36 Yeah. Well, what if you go back and you change one thing and then all of a sudden, like, the Buffalo Bills are like winning Super Bowls and stuff? You know what I mean? Like you off a guy and like the butter. the butterfly effect, and now, like, the bill's three-time Super Bowl champions.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Yeah, you wouldn't even be able to tell immediately if you, if you going back in time had actually changed it. Right. Because stuff would happen, and you'd be like, wait. You'd have no idea. GTA-6 might not even come out even sooner. And you have such an imperfect memory, right? Like, so you go back to 76, and you have all the knowledge of everything you had until
Starting point is 00:43:07 2026, but then you live to 86, and then the Bears play the Super Bowl, and you're like, I think they won? I'm pretty sure they won. But at this point, that was like 50 years of my life ago. Fuck. Right, right. It would be interesting to go back but only change Mandela affect things. Like, make it Baron Steen.
Starting point is 00:43:25 Yes. And how would that affect the world? This is great. It's Jeff. Jeff's the one doing it. I, Jeff. It becomes the Ramonstein. Yep. I, Jeff.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Going 50 years into the future, just such a blind Hail Mary of a dice roll. Oh, yeah. Like the chart, Are the chances of living the first minute are in question, I think? I don't think that 50 years into the future is going to be a barren wasteland of radioactivity or anything. The planet made it this far. I imagine it'll be weird and foreign and scary, but I imagine 50 years into the future will still be just people living in houses.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Do you think the three seashells will be a thing? I think we'll be beyond those. Wow. That'll be right, at that point. Yeah. It's a conch shell and does all three things. I think the time in which you're asking also is having a great influence on my reluctance of joy for the future. When like the major tech investments that we've had over like the past four or five years were NFTs and now currently AI, where it just feels like there's no usage for these, but companies are investing billions in the tech sector.
Starting point is 00:44:45 And I feel like if this was like 2005 and you said, do you want to go 50 years forward? I'd have so much more optimism about what that would look like as opposed to you. Right now where it feels like there is very realistically a scenario where people just have to rent computers and no longer own them because it's so expensive. Yeah. I think if it's 2009 Lady Gaga's album comes out, I get to hear it one time and then you send me 50 years in the future.
Starting point is 00:45:13 I'm feeling pretty good. Yeah, I take that. Yeah. I don't know in my lifetime, if I had ever more optimism for, like, the future of technology than I did when the 360 came out and like 18. Yeah. I think for me, I remember being excited about the future when I first played Super Mario 64. Oh, yeah. I was like, shit is getting brilliant.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Yep. See, I was too young for that. To me, that's where we started. And I was just like, oh, this is what games like, this is awesome. What's the big thing that when you were a kid, you were like, man, I can't wait to the future for X. Like for me, a kid in the 80s, it was flying cars. It was Johnny Cab, specifically Johnny Cab in Total Recall, which we have. I took a Waymo the other day to that bar.
Starting point is 00:46:01 We have Johnny Cabs in 2026. So it's weird because the future, my childhood prognosticated future exists. There is a, there is a company right now that is doing commercial drone traffic across the to Texas from major city to major city. They're beta testing it right now over the next three years, but in three years they plan to launch. And you'll just be able to hop into a little, like a giant human power drone
Starting point is 00:46:25 and just skip on over to San Antonio. It feels like all the stuff that I dreamed about about when I was 10 years old is becoming a reality when I'm 50, not in the way that I wanted it to and in a much lamer way and in a more expensive and a shittier way, but it is happening. As someone who moved to Austin in 2012,
Starting point is 00:46:44 of a completely non-functional city in terms of public transport, I could not have been more excited for self-driving cars. And now that they're all over the place, I could not be more scared to get in one. And I don't think it's necessarily about them going rogue or like all of them
Starting point is 00:47:00 turning off and me getting locked in or all of them flooring at the same time. It's mainly just people's reactions to them. Like, I am so scared of being in one that blocks traffic and having a road rage incident where I'm in the back of a car just shrugging through the windows
Starting point is 00:47:18 like, oh, I would I would love that. It's like, it's not your fault. What are you? You're not the driver. Oh, but the anger is still real for them. They don't immediately get diffused.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Rationality is not typically associated with anger. Yeah, but you're going to be in that same situation with a human Uber driver except now you have a person in front of you in the car with you that you don't know
Starting point is 00:47:41 who is a loose cannon. That to me is better because the people screaming or the people walking up up to the car with the bat will just look at the driver. They're going to look at the FTC and then look at me.
Starting point is 00:47:50 I understand the fear, but can I ask you a question? Yeah. How many Uber's do you think you've taken? I'm over a thousand trips. How many times does that happen already? How many road rage incidents have you been in an Uber in your life?
Starting point is 00:48:07 There was one where the person was driving just ape shit. It was completely apeshit. And as soon as he got into a row of cars behind a traffic light, I just got out. So yeah, the app. So that was human error. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:21 I don't know. I just feel like it doesn't happen. It happens very, like one in a thousand times seems pretty safe to me. I don't know. Do you think I should do it? I should weigh more. Yeah, why not? Do you do whatever makes you comfortable.
Starting point is 00:48:33 I've taken probably 15 of them and they've been delightful. Maybe our next live action video, we should, instead of being in your car and film, and we should just be in the way, but we could do it. We could do that today. Yeah, we're going to do a live action today, aren't we? Yes. That way I can still point at someone when someone gets mad. You can point it.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Who are you going to point out? Okay, I'm in the car, Jeff's in the car, Nick's in the car. Who you pointing at? You? Jeff. Yep. Okay. Nick, Nick through Jeff right under that bus.
Starting point is 00:49:04 That was exciting. I'm happy. I'm the one with the tattoos and I'm the one who's saying it's. He likes the waymos. I'm the one that likes the thing. Won't someone need to be in the driver's seat? Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:49:16 If there's four of us in the car. Well, scrunch in the back. Does the person in the driver's seat have to have a license? Oh. Can you get in a driver's seat in a way, mo? I don't know if you can. I don't think you're allowed to, are you? Oh, I've seen people in them, but maybe they were, like, moving them then.
Starting point is 00:49:31 I don't know. I just thought it was an option. Interesting. For me, talking about, like, the innovations of your childhood or whatever that you wanted, I've talked about it before, still waiting for, the McDonald's microwave from Spy Kids One, still really want that. I will say as a Canadian, and Gavin, I'm sure that you probably have experiences like this, not being from America, it is a weird thing to experience innovation that you don't have access to.
Starting point is 00:50:02 So, like, for me, Netflix streaming was a thing that you guys had that I didn't have, that like almost all of my friends who I play games with, uh, had. And like on the Xbox, especially when it launched, it had like, it was baked into it almost where people could like watch Netflix movies together on Xbox Live. And as a Canadian not having access to that, that sucked. And that was the thing I anticipated for a long time. Like it's sort of this weird thing where being from a different country, you see the tech and it's just not available to you as opposed to like wanting this hypothetical thing. It is the thing exists and just not know. when it will eventually get to you, if it ever will.
Starting point is 00:50:44 I think it was between 2009 and up until I moved to the US. I used a VPN to watch Netflix. And I think Netflix came to the UK the day I moved to America. Incredible. They were just waiting you out. I couldn't believe it. I was fuming. It's so funny, like, some of that stuff that feels, like, exciting when it isn't.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Like, I distinctly remember reading about there being a vivid. video marketplace on the US Xbox store and being excited about the concept of me being able to buy movies. Where I could already buy movies, but just like them being on Xbox, it felt like, oh my God, I could just I, 28 days later if I felt like it. God, I own so many movies and TV shows on Xbox that I no longer access. I, uh, I didn't. But what would happen is the few times I've rented things on the Xbox video store, which doesn't even exist anymore, is I'd sometimes
Starting point is 00:51:45 accidentally rent the French version of things and it would suck. And it would be a problem because I didn't have a credit card so I'd use my Microsoft points. So I'd like go to 7-Eleven, buy my points card, come back, spend my points on a film that I can't understand and then have to go back and get more points
Starting point is 00:52:05 or just not have the money to get more points and I just have this French movie. Can't you watch it in subtitles? No, I don't think there were any It was like just a restricted French version. I watched all of what was that Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, alien
Starting point is 00:52:22 movie where if you fall asleep, it's the remake of a classic horror film. What was that called? It's like aliens take over and if you fall asleep they take over your body. It's been remade three times. Day five. The vanishing? No.
Starting point is 00:52:39 It was. It wasn't invaded. It's like the Invisible or something. Fuck, it was in the 70s with Elliot Gould and Donald Sutherland. Donald Sutherland was in the Oldwood, yeah. I watched that movie it just entirely in French
Starting point is 00:52:52 and tried to... The invasion. That's what it was. What was it called? Yeah. The invasion. What was the original called? The original wasn't called that. Invasion of the Body Snatchezer.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Thank you. Cool premise for a movie, but yeah, not good in French if you don't speak the language. The original black and white one's pretty good. In English, I can't speak for French. Have you since treated yourself to the English version? I've seen it since, but there was a long stretch of time where there was the only time I'd seen it was the French version. Is there one here watch the original thing?
Starting point is 00:53:28 I've been thinking about that a lot. The black and white one? Is it good? The black and white one? Yeah. Yeah, I liked it. Cool. It's not as good as John Carpenter's version, but it's good.
Starting point is 00:53:37 good. The middle one's the best. How much DNA is shared between those movies? Like how, is it just that there's like an alien or do you not? I don't remember. I think they're pretty similar stories, but I mean, I probably watched the first one
Starting point is 00:53:51 in my one when I was 24. Okay. I don't want to interrupt, but Gavin, what the fuck did you just share? Ew. What? He did that and he signed off. Oh no, did he drop his lap?
Starting point is 00:54:06 Are you back? Are you okay? Are you alright? What happened? What'd you drop? Yeah, this is a jack. This is a jank set up. What happened?
Starting point is 00:54:19 What fell? My dungle got dunked. Your dongle? Gavin. I dunk my don't. I also, before I dunked my dungle, I put a picture in the chat of the tiny pieces of muffin slash cupcake that just looked like I've shit. I've shit the bar.
Starting point is 00:54:36 I don't know how you eat out of a bowl in the tub and not drop it in the tub carefully Do you carefully, put your mouth over it You scoop You eat You don't be a messy boy Yeah
Starting point is 00:54:50 Sort of the whole point of the bowl and the spoon Not being a messy boy Hey you're being a messy boy in there But what's up with a fat boy And any cat piss updates Is he gone again? I think the doggle I think it might be having doggle troubles
Starting point is 00:55:08 Gavin, episode 100, Gavin gets dongled. Yeah, what that? Kevin gets dongled. Gavin, do you get dangled? Is he still recording then, or did we lose his audio? I bet he's recording. Oh, God, he's gone. He dropped again.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Now he's back. Oh, he's back. Gavin? Whoops. What happened? Did you double dongle? I don't think, I think maybe the dongle was the problem. I think I figured it out.
Starting point is 00:55:37 the I put my my phone was filming me when I was in the bath before eating the thing and then uh I put my phone on the corner of the laptop and I think the magnet in the case is telling the laptop that it's shut so it's putting my computers oh no wait so what happened to you're recording Hmm It's still going But I assume now Oh no my audio cut out What?
Starting point is 00:56:08 Wait so Nick's audio is the problem What What is happening You can't trust audio guys Episode 100 everybody Hard to believe We're 306, 307 episodes Into this podcast
Starting point is 00:56:27 And We can't figure out how to get five people to record out of a bathtub. Where'd my phone go? What? What have you done? What did it cut out? Oh, my laptop's dying. Energy saver's on.
Starting point is 00:56:42 This is ridiculous. We have to end this. I don't. I'm plugged in and I'm in the tub. I've also plugged in. This is a shock risk. I'm proud of both of you. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:56:53 Good job, guys. Hey, Eric, my shit's going strong. No problem. I got plenty of battery. My audio's good. I got no problem. Everything's fine on my side. Jeff, are you on Ethernet? No, why?
Starting point is 00:57:05 Hmm. I'm wired in. I got Ethernet across the floor. I got power across the floor. Why do you ask, Nick? I'm just curious. Don't try to deflect. Nick, is your audio okay or what?
Starting point is 00:57:18 Yeah, and it dropped a few times. It's okay. A few times. A few times. What the fuck? What? It's alright. It happens. Well? Uh, yeah. There you go.
Starting point is 00:57:29 Are you not eating? It sounds like you're eating. It does. It's not just me, right? It sounds like he's eating. It definitely sounds like there's food. Do you chew more in it when you're in the tub even if you're not eating? Are you doing tub chews?
Starting point is 00:57:46 I'm chewing my cable. Oh, Christ. Oh, man. Before we go, before we wrap, because you're about to wrap us in. the beautiful way that you always do. That it's so able to have reached 100 again, and I hope that we don't have to do
Starting point is 00:58:08 another reset of 1,200 ever again. Yeah. This is an amazing process. Go ahead. No, I'm just agreeing with you. I was going to say, let's make sure this is the last one to 100 we do. Oh, that's such a great plan.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Let's make sure it's the last. And also just like, the first one to 100 was uniquely special for me in the sense of like I'd never done anything like this before and it was terrifying and there's so many lessons to learn
Starting point is 00:58:35 but this 100 I think is so much more meaningful to me because we couldn't have done it without the support of the people that allow us to do this and the community that is formed around the show
Starting point is 00:58:47 over the past several years our ability to do this is squarely because of them and I'm so thankful that I get you continue to make a show in which everybody else is in a bathtub eating cupcakes. It is a joy that I never thought I'd be able to discover in life, and I am so thankful for it. I completely echo those sentiments, and since you're saying nice and thoughtful things before the end, let me pile on and say that in addition to that, I just love the relationship we have with the community and back and forth.
Starting point is 00:59:21 I was actually at that bar, the regulation bar, Nanya, they were having their one year anniversary last night and they had a big party and they had tattoo artists giving cool tattoos but also even some regulation tattoos like they had an Ian tattoo and they had some hot dog tattoos and stuff. And I talked to so many community members and somebody asked me, point blank, like what is it like speaking to you, speaking to people that have been listening to you
Starting point is 00:59:46 and your mannerisms and your inside jokes and your things for like the last 20 years and now they speak them back to you. And I was telling them, I was like, it feels like we're all in a secret club. It feels like regulation speaks a secret language that we're all a part of. And it's like a secret handshake when you meet somebody who is in the regulation universe,
Starting point is 01:00:07 you know you're going to have commonality and friendship and you know they're going to be cool. And it makes them feel warm and welcoming immediately. And we've been doing this, Gavin and I specifically have been doing this for a very long time, but we've been building online community for a very long time, and there's never been anything like what we've been graced with at regulation.
Starting point is 01:00:27 The community is unprecedented, and I can't believe how supportive and warm and wonderful you have all been to us. And I completely and totally echo Andrew's statements. We would not be in tubs right now if it weren't for you. We'd be in shitty day jobs, miserable, dreaming about. the time when we all got to talk together on a podcast. And it's the most amazing thing in the world. And the other thing I want to mention since I'm on a soapbox, I've been thinking a lot about the last, since the inception of fuckface and what my life has been like and how my life has changed in my career.
Starting point is 01:01:09 And I, and I landed on this. And I think that this is so personally cool. This is the first time I've enjoyed my job. Like I've loved things I've done at rooster teeth. I've loved making, I loved making red versus blue and Achievement Hunter and all those things. But I have never had the time to enjoy it because we would race from an episode of Fri-Face to meetings and to other productions and we'd cram so much into a day. I've never had the time in my career to breathe the thing that I'm doing. And I think it's the most wonderful feeling in the world to finally be able to slow down enough to enjoy what we're making while we're making it.
Starting point is 01:01:46 And that's new to me and I really appreciate it. And I appreciate you guys. Yeah, I'm so immensely thankful. And I do think about it all the time on how much support we got the second we started this company. Yeah. And how we've just been able to basically plow forwards as though nothing, as though we lost nothing. And I love so much that I'm not looking back on the fun bit of my life. No. I'm still having it. It's still present. It's because every day is more fun than the last. It really, it does feel like it just keeps getting better. except Mario Party. That has progressively gotten worse. Hello?
Starting point is 01:02:26 All right. Well, for those of us that are still in the podcast, just wanted to say one last time, thank you for 100 great episodes. Thank you for the support. We love you dearly. And we'll see you next week for episode 101. I'm draining my tub.
Starting point is 01:02:43 10,000 more. Draining my tub. thousand more. Love you guys. Bye. Jeff, can you repeat that back to me? Bye. Bye.

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