Regulation Podcast - Geoff's Kerfuffle & A Half // Engaging in the Doggery [61]

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Geoff's fuffle, lightning strike, carless DFW, travel innovation fun, skydiving, more emails, lifetime dog count, Frazier's Long & Low, smash dogs, buns, serial killer update, Minnesota, spaghetti, leasing cars, car life hack, change color, a new thing, Jack's bird, and judging a book by its cover. Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at shopify.com/face Also sponsored by Factor. Thanks Factor! Go to FACTORMEALS.com/REGULATION50OFF and use code REGULATION50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping on your first box. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Decided to go first names only. I'll be honest with you guys. I may not be a hundred percent here today. I'm going to do my goddamest, but I had a bit of a, I had a bit of a day yesterday. You had a kerfuffle? You had a kerfuffle?

Yesterday was a kerfuffle and a half. Shit. There should be like a progress bar to unlock for full kerfuffle. Like at what point does, is it just curr and then you move into the fuffle and then it becomes the definitive full curfuffle? I can tell you when it became a fuffle.

Oh, let me explain the fuffle. yeah we can get there so just to catch you up uh i went out of town what's today thursday i went a town on tuesday because i hadn't seen my mother in person in a little bit since christmas and i wanted to make sure you know i wanted to go poker with a stick and make sure she was still alive and stuff and uh she is totally is and uh but now she was having like she's having some health issues and she wanted to see me so i flew out just unfortunately i could only fly out for about 28 hours because of some stuff we have and then travel

and we're trying to cram another couple weeks where the content in for some more summer travel and there's just a lot going on. And so I basically like jumped on a plane as soon as I could, took Millie as a surprise and we flew out there, had a lovely day in Alabama with her and my aunt at the farm where they all live now and got up to leave on Wednesday

and because my mom moved to into my aunt's house she's on the other side of Mobile now, which means I no longer fly into the Mobile Airport, which is a gotta say, dog shit airport. But always empty, which is nice. You know, like there's never been a line in history in the Mobile Airport. They also don't have stuff like TSA Precheck

because who would they need it? Who would need it there, right? Are you serious? Now, while they do the thing where you go through and there's no separate line, you just, if they see the TSA Precheck on your ticket, they give you a laminated card that's 100 years old that's been folded and crinkled 37 times and then you just hand it to a guy and he goes, all right, you don't have to take your shoes off

and that's it. There's no like separate line to go through to get faster or anything. You're in the same line and everything. You just don't take your shoes off when other people do if you have the blue card in your hand. Anyway, so because she's on the other side, like on the east side of Mobile now, I flew into Pensacola, Florida for the first time because I don't know, it was a little bit closer and the flights worked out. So when I rented a car, I got kind of, I got curred a little bit renting the car because I had the car for 25 hours, which meant they charged me for a second day, which I was a little annoyed by, because that made the car cost like an extra hundred bucks for one, for one fucking hour. But it is what it is. What are you going to do? My flight out is at

350 p.m. So I get to the airport at about 2.30 and it's fucking slammed. And Millie doesn't have TSA pre-check or global entry. So I was a little nervous because I assumed the Pensacola Airport would be just as empty as the mobile airport because they're like sister dog shit cities. But it wasn't. It was fucking packed. A lot of people like to go to Pensacola apparently or leave Pensacola apparently. And so we had some stress getting through it all without TSA pre-check.

And then, of course, they have the same system where you just get the fucking laminated card and you don't take your shoes off, whatever. go through sitting there waiting we're about 15 minutes before we're about to board lightning strikes visibly in front of us looking out the window and I'm like oh fuck they're not gonna they're not gonna let us take off if there's lightning striking

and so they didn't they didn't let us take off and I'm looking at my connecting flight I have about 45 minutes before the connecting flight starts boarding after I land this is plenty of time in DFW to get from the A terminal to the C terminal Millie and I only had about 15 minutes on the way out, and we still made it with like four minutes to spare. So I'm not super concerned.

I know we've got some padding there, and I know they always try to make up time in the air as well, you know how that goes, and they're usually able to make up 15 or 20 minutes. And I'm looking at it, and I'm like, this is nothing too concerning. Then I notice that the flight that I'm going to be taking from Dallas to Austin is late as well, coming in from Detroit. And I'm like, even better.

It took off 15 minutes late, so we really have some time to play with. And I'm just watching the, the, the, the, the, DFW gets shut down for a little while. And so I'm just watching on my phone trying to figure out if we're going to make this connecting flight, you know? And we're just sitting in Florida and we're sitting in Florida and we're sitting in Florida.

And then they board us at about 4.45, a full hour after we were supposed to take off. And my grace period in DFW has disintegrated. And now we're going to land two minutes before the other flight takes off. And I'm like, we're probably not going to make this flight. So I hop over to see about switch into a later flight. All the later flights are booked for American Airlines for the rest of the night.

And I go, well, that sucks. And so I thought, you know what? This is something we Austinites deal with. I'm sure it's affected. Eric, maybe you haven't lived here long enough, but I'm sure it's affected the others of you. Every once in a great while, we have to land at DFW as Austinites, rent a car and drive it one way to Austin to get home. Because every, because you don't want to be, because it's, here's the thing. It's about three hours and five minutes from DFW to my house, right?

There's nothing worse than landing in Dallas at 8 p.m. and not being able to leave until 8 a.m. the next morning because all the flights got canceled. And you have 12 hours and you're like, it's a fucking three hour. I'm so close to home. So every once in a while, you rent a car one way and drive at home. And that's just, you just deal with it. Well, and pro tip as well, the last flight from Dallas to Austin is often a fake flight. Is often a fake flight.

It just sometimes just gets canceled, never. guys. Yeah, exactly. And so I'm not hyper concerned because worst case scenario, we're just going to drive home. But while we're on the, we get on the plane, we're sitting on the runway, we sit on the runway for 45 minutes before we take off. As soon as we take off, we have now definitely missed this other flight. I'm thinking, you know? And so there are no other flights for the rest of the day. I look for, I think, not a big deal. Like I said, not a big deal. I'll just rent a car once we get in the air. Get in the air, turn the internet on. The first thing that happens as I get an alert from American Airlines that says your, your connecting flight has been

canceled, aka Kevin was saying. There are no more flights for you to take today. Please call this number. Our web, our app is down right now. Please call this number. No. Do you schedule your next flight? And I'm like, I'm in the fucking air. Somewhere over Alabama, how am I going to call American Airlines and change my fucking flight? So I'm like, I'm kind of stuck. But I'm also looking and there's no other flights for the rest of the day. As a matter of fact, I look at all airlines just for the hell of it. The only flight going out is a Southwest flight at a Love Field, which is a different airport, a half an hour away from DFW. And I'm not going to land in DFW, get in an Uber, drive to another airport to get in a fucking Southwest flight of all things to fly back to Alabama,

right? So I'm like, we are definitely taking the car. So I load up Hertz and I go to rent a car, and they're like, I'm sorry, there's no cars at this airport. And I go, wow, that's weird. So I load up orbits or kayak that has all of the different car rental companies. And they're like, we're sorry, there are no cars in the DFW airport at all. So I have Emily check, no cars at all. So then I go, all right, well, worst case scenario, worst case scenario, we land, I Uber to a different location, like our different Hertz or Enterprise rent a car off airport, rent one of those cars, take it back. No, no, there's not a car in Dallas for rent. within 40 miles of the DFW airport.

It's the first time in my life I have ever seen that. Emily doesn't believe it. She's incredulous. She looks, it's true. And of course, I've got shitty plane internet, right? So everything is hyper slow and it keeps disconnecting and I have to like re-initializing the American Airlines website. That makes it work again.

And so it's a fucking nightmare. It's like, you know, I don't know, trying to research a term paper on a modem from 1989. It's, uh, I'm getting like 11K throughput. It's fucking brutal. And to do that thing where if you want to look at a picture of a woman with her tits out, it just loads line by line and takes forever. And then you like at some point you're like, that's enough tits. I can back to you. Uh, I don't need the lower half. Uh, so I, uh, it's like I got all the, almost to her belly button. That's good. Uh, so I'm a little nervous now because I I'm landing in Dallas at 7.30 p.m. now.

And there's no flights out of DFW. I check that Southwest flight. It's booked now. So I can't even take that if I want to. Emily's like there's a bus you can take, like a super speed bus that you can take from Dallas to Austin. Oh, hell yeah. I'm like, fuck it.

We'll take the super speed bus. Go to get that. Can't because it takes off from Dallas Love Field, the other airport that's 30 minutes away. and it takes off sharp at 8 p.m. I end up not landing till like 740, I think. And so there's literally impossible

for me to get to that one. So then I go, I'm gonna, maybe I'll rent like a black car service, right? And so I start looking at that. I can't find one for under like a grand. So I go to Emily and I'm like, I've given up. I give up.

We're stuck in Dallas for the night. Like, I can't fucking believe. I'm three hours away from my front door and you, my beautiful wife, who I miss dearly, because we are so codependent that even 24 hours apart is becoming difficult

I don't know what to do and she goes I'll take care of it you're not spending the night in Dallas text me back and she goes a car is going to pick you up at baggage claim look for your name she rented us a car service

and a guy at 8 p.m. last night in a black Chevy Tahoe or a black suburban drove Millie and I from the airport home. We didn't get home until almost midnight.

That's nuts. You get your own speed bus. Absolutely. And I would never have done it because of how much it cost. It was brutal. But I'm so glad she did because I had so, you know, I had threaded that trip so tightly because we have so much to do over the next couple days. Like we're recording nine videos, I think, and streams over in Thursday and Friday.

So I couldn't miss any of that, obviously, because, you know, people start to go out of town again real soon. And so I was kind of stuck. Like, I had to get home. and so I did something I didn't think I'd ever do in my life I took a private car from Dallas to Austin because my wife booked it for me

well even if you flew very early this morning you probably would have been here in time for stuff but you'd have been knackard you'd have to wake up like four or something I would have gotten home at like 10 15 I probably would have landed at like 945 so I'd probably got home like 10 10 15 yeah and then basically turned on my computer and sat down and got ready to go

and with no you know I didn't have any more changes clothes or anything, because I was only at my mom's front night, so I had to been dirty and gross, and I don't do well in those situations, so I would have not have, I'm already not all here today, because for some reason, after all that, I slept like dog shit last night. Just adrenaline. Something about being overtired makes you unable to sleep. Yeah, it's like your body gives you half of a second wind. Yeah, exactly. And so I'm not all, I'm not 100% today, but I'm way better than I would be if I'd had to go from a double tree to DFW to home this morning.

And I got to say, that's up there with some of the shittiest customer service I've experienced in that, fuck, American Airlines just was like, no. And then the app just wouldn't load for the rest of the night. They're like, we're having app problems, and it just crashed and crashed. I never heard from American Airlines again. Nobody called me. They just sent me one email that said your flight's been canceled. Call us.

Like, just didn't seem to give much of a shit at all. No attempt to reschedule us by anybody. And it's like, it makes you wonder, like, what the fuck am I executive platinum for, you know? You know what that email was? What? It was the fuffle. That was the fuffle.

I was going to say, that's the moment I felt the fuffle is when I was in the air and I got the email telling me that my only course of action was to call them while I was airborne, you know? I have a question. Were all of the other flights canceled or were they just full? Canceled, full, canceled and full. It was a mixture of. of them. I guess there was some weather in Dallas yesterday. They stopped the airport, shut the

airport down for a little while. And so they just canceled a bunch of flights. Did you try standby on any of those, of the remaining ones? No, I didn't try standby. I didn't think it was, I had Millie with me. And I would have done that a couple of years ago when executive platinum used to, used to be, have a little bit more weight to it. But now it's nothing. And I don't think, I think if I tried to stand by, then I would have made it home of two in the morning. instead of midnight because I would have to take in the car later.

I've been having a good standby luck recently though because I often land in Dallas and I know that the last flight is nine times out of 10 just not going to go. So I always standby to an earlier flight

and so many people miss their flights or miss their connections in Dallas that I almost always get on. Stand by for an earlier flight almost always works. Standing by for a later flight never works.

That's a universal thing. I don't know why. But standby for a later flight never works for me. I agree with you. sometimes you get lucky you land a DFW and you're like there's a flight going to Austin in nine minutes I bet I can get to that gate

I feel like 9-11 ruined all travel innovation for fun everything's serious like I'm trying to I'm trying to think of alternate methods of a world in which travel is unlimited where we luxury travel becomes actual luxury and not

like your perk is you get to keep your shoes on uh what is the puck that is the perk like I feel like because of events it has pivoted innovation into everything has to be taken super seriously at all times like what if there is a plane you know because like if you get on a bus a bus will take you several places right like it's going here to there and you can get off what you

want to if you have a parachute license you should be able to just jump out of planes as they fly over just like dump out at any point just dump out yeah like why i'm trying to think about like if you flew over Austin or were within parachuting distance of Austin as a side solution, potentially. That'd be a hefty waiver, I think, that you'd have to sign. Yeah, you like open, you open my eyes to this. I never even considered this. You're totally right.

Like, the perk is keeping your shoes on when the perk should be parachute because you're close. It should be, like, there should be fun stuff that, like, they're expanding on it. Instead, it's like, oh, our innovation is we're making standable seats so more people can be in the plane. that sucks. Let me jump out of the plane if I'm qualified and I have my license. Oh, where are you headed?

I'm on the flight to Hawaii but really I'm not I'm hopping off over here. I'm not going there. That's we're all there. Where are we dropping boys and we just kick the door open and get out?

Well, you can't kick the door open because other people are like drinking their sodas and it's going to make a that that's a kerfuffle right? Yeah, there's a drop zone. Maybe if there was a room in the back that's got like a moon door. Yeah, Jeff, that's the that's the travel innovation fund that Andrew is requesting.

I'm all for it. Yeah. Can you jump out of a movie or a plane and skydive? Is that too fast? At what point are you going too fast to skydive? Wait, what are you, hang on, what are you, what are you asking at the first part of what you just asked? Because you, I feel like, you know, like in Maverick 2 or Top Gun 2, it's not Maverick 2, it's

he's Maverick in the second run. he's like flying through space or something in the beginning and he's going super fast I feel like there's a speed in which you can't hop out of a plane and I'm just curious if airlines do they get that I feel like you can jump right because D.B. Cooper jumped so so it says

the plane you're traveling at is flying at about roughly 100 miles an hour when you're skydiving so a flight at 33,000 feet like a commercial airliner is probably flying at about 300 or 350 miles an hour. So it'd be zippy. It'd be zippy. I think the thing that might be more dangerous would be the temperature outside the plane at the height that that plane is flying.

See, but you guys are still within the confines of where we're at now. Andrew's saying, what if there was innovation for fun? And I'm on board. We probably would get skin suits that keep you warm at 33,000 feet going 300,000. 50 miles an hour that let us cut through the air, no problem. That's what would have been innovated. I'm okay with that. I'm totally on board with that.

I'm just throwing out what the problems to overcome would be. Yeah, we've got to solve them. But I do. I love the idea of a plane that instead of just landing at DFW, it does a couple of zigzags over Austin for anybody that wants to jump out and just go straight home and just fucking cut the airport out altogether. And we need to go here? Are you guys close here?

We good with this? What are you doing with your luggage? you figure it out that there's there's got to be some kind of innovation for luggage I only had a backpack I've only got a backpack where's your parachute

what about a little backpack parachute we'll strap it on a little shoots down with you where your backpack on the front parachute backpack on the back there you go I think it would be a thing clearly where you can't just land

wherever you want from the thing there'd be like a landing zone oh that takes away most of the benefit no I want to land on my front door No that's crazy We can't be having that Because then you just got people

Fucking parachuting in from all over the city Like it's just complete chaos There needs to be a landing area And in movies and like military movies They have those things where they like wrap up All of the packages and then shoot them out the plane And they have a parachute do that What like a loadout drop

Yeah you check it and it's like a loadout box And they know okay The people that are dropping here need their shit pushed out at this point. It's set. That is what a direct flight is. A direct flight is no jumpers. You're just going there as fast as possible. I'd be so down in the dumps if I dived out of a commercial airlider and then had to get on a bus.

Yeah. I want to land right in my front lawn. I agree. See, and this is the problem with innovation, Eric, is we just introduced this idea that. that you can fucking jump from a plane to save, and Gavin's upset about the bus ride after he ends. We just created this whole new thing

and now he's mad at that he has to take a bus. You're jumping out of a plane! How's that any quicker? I might as well just land in the airport, get my luggage, and just get in a car there. The plane's not landing there. The plane's landing in DFW. You just have to get out.

You're not getting anyone over the age of 40 to jump out of this plane. That's fine. No, Jeff's jumping. Well, we'll see. Well, you need to have a license. You can't just jump. My jumping out of the plane is contingent upon how much of a kerfuffle the day has been up to that point.

I just like the idea of you're in a regular flight, your flight gets canceled. You're like, oh, I'll stand by on an earlier one. And they're like, okay, but this is a non-lander. And you're like, let me suit up. I guess what would you do if, let's say you slept through your drop point? And then you have to let you just, I guess, jump out at the next city that they're flying over to get as close to do. That's on you. You got to figure that out.

That's definitely on you. I'm just, it's the funny problem to have. Just stay on the plane at that point. Oh, but every time, like the longer you stay the further way you're getting

from where you're supposed to get out of. If I'm above Houston, I'm already astronomically too far away. Is Austin your landing zone in this hypothetical? Yeah, I live in Austin. Yeah,

I mean, we're talking about jumping on planes. Yeah. I'm just saying, the country's, damn big that the next city over doesn't mean anything. I might as well be in Pensacola. Don't go there.

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There's a band called the Flora Bama line, I think, isn't there? It's Florida, Florida, Georgia line, but yeah, don't worry about it. There's an, I'm sorry, there's a bar called the Flora Bama that my dad used to go to all the time, right there. That must be, I'm conflating those two things, but yeah. What state borders would have the best name combination? Like, Florgia is pretty cool. Florgia's not bad.

I like Kentucky and Tennessee would be fun because you can call it Tennessee which is pretty close to Tennessee that's exciting for me it's close to Hennessy as well what about North and South Dakota I mean that would just be Dakota you could do Arkansas

Oklahoma could be Arklahoma oh I like that I like Arklahoma Nebraska New Braskinses oh I like that I like that a lot yeah and that's what these flights are called

because you can jump in either of these states. Where am I flying? The Braskins is. That's where this plane's gone. I would take that. Do you guys remember way back in episode, I believe, 59 when I read an email that I got to Saw Right from an Amazon employee who was telling us about

how our podcast is affecting the metrics? Yeah, I believe it was episode 60, but yeah, go ahead. Just so we don't get comments on it, I believe. Are you sure? I thought it was episode 59 because people have been talking about it to me. Already? Yeah, I've had people mention it.

Like this email I just received. Whoa. There's been a second email, which is why I thought it was episode 59, because somebody must have heard it to send the second email. Yeah, I guess it was in 59 then. I have it marked a 60, but, uh, all right. Hi, Jeff.

My name is Taylor and I work for Amazon and can attest to the podcast messing with our inventory. I thought it was crazy because it would be the same items talked about on the podcast. Glad to know there are other Amazonians out there, current hot dot count 82. So Taylor is Amazon. Fucking boss, first of all, 82 hot dogs, Jesus Christ.

That's crazy. That's a lot. Fully 30 hot dogs more than I have. Like, is he all right? I need to know when they started. Yeah, right? I assume when everybody says our hot dog count. They started on August 1st when we did, but who knows?

How much would you pay for to find out your total count lifetime? Zero. You wouldn't want to pay 20 bucks to learn that you'd had X amount of hot dogs? No, I don't care. I'd pay $200 for that information. I'd be more interested in paying for your information in that regard.

Well, that's confidential. Oh, shit. That's a hippo violation. It's a hippo violation, yeah, unfortunately. Between you and your doctor, how many hot dogs you've eaten. It's a hot dog violation. Because I feel like you've probably had less than 50. I bet you've had less than the yearly average lifetime.

Oh, wow. Oh. Under 70, for sure. I don't like that you might be right. I'm definitely right. I think he's probably right. I think so. I would say that this is the most hot dogs you've ever had in a year, probably,

and you're at, like, five or six. Yeah. Well, there was that year of D.H.D. I had a few that year. I feel like... I would just assume that you were in the hot dog atmosphere, but weren't engaging in the doggery. Like I think there's a lot of dog happening around you

But I don't think you were actually taking part I would assume knowing you Yeah, you don't have that dog in you You just have it adjacent to you Yeah, your dog, yeah I have that dog near me You've got that dog near you What? Why is hot dog

Such a popular food in the U.S. that nobody sells? What's with that? Nobody sells? It feels like it's a special occasion food because you get it at like barbecues or you have to like go out of your way for it like hamburger everywhere hot dog few hot dog

it's true there's no hot dog fast food restaurants in Austin that you just drive through there's not a hot dog drive through in Austin no there's like you go to like Sonic burger and that's it you know what I mean the best you can hope for is that a hot dog is attached to a hamburger

at a burger restaurant like five guys has a hot dog has a hot dog but I think it's not on the menu anymore Canada There's a Canadian chain called New York fries That's the only fast food hot dog I can think of Yeah that's like Sonic Burger does the hot dog

I don't know who else you can drive through Wiener Schnitzel I guess There's one I think there's one Wiener Schnitzel in Austin Huh is it But like it is odd In Austin it's bar food Like most bars have a good hot dog Like that place that Eric and I went to and had hot dogs

Not that long ago Frazier's long and low Yeah if you have like a lot of time to watch a waitress flirt with a guy at the other end of the longest bar you've ever sat at then Joe, hang it, check it out. There's fucking eight people in this whole bar. I just want to order my fucking hot dog, lady.

God, I think it has to be, because you don't prep hot dogs in the same way, right? I guess Costco, another, like, if you want to call a fast food, yeah, cafeteria, it's another dog. But it's not, it's like it needs it's a unique cooking system as opposed to a burger. Although, I wonder if you could do smash dogs. I wonder what that would taste like

That's really gross It's probably terrible No I think you I think we're about to invent smash dogs Andrew Smash burgers are so popular right now We've got a smash dog It would just look like Oh we're gonna smash dog

Write this down We're gonna become smash dog billionaires Because we're gonna invent something new Oh my god Smash dogs Smash dog might be a secret mayo for me Where if you didn't tell me it was the smash dog and I just ate it

not knowing what had occurred. I could see myself really liking it but going into it knowing is smash dog a thing where you cut it in half and then smash it down or you just smashing the dog down? You know what I think cutting it in half is probably the way to go but I was just imagining just

smashing it down but I think you're right I think it's a cut I just think you need a mallet You can do it. Why would you need a mallet? Yeah I think a mallet seems a little excessive I think you can just press down really hard if it's on like a griddle. I mean, if you don't want to use a sweet smashing mallet.

While it's on the griddle? A mallet isn't going to smash a hot dog. It's going to obliterate it. Gavin isn't worried about the end result. He just wants to hit meat. Yeah, he just wants to hit hot dog with a mallet. You can go for it just to press with it. I just think I want a special tool

for it. I don't have been using a spatula or whatever. I have a tool. Your special tool is a mallet? I feel like Gavin is trying to get into cock and ball torture and this is as close as it's going to get to smash a hot dog with a mallet. It's nothing to do with ball. Oh, yes.

Oh, no. Nothing to do with ball? When you say mallet, do you mean like a metal, like a meat hammer? Are we talking like a croquet like type thing? I'm talking wooden stick. Okay, so you're going full itchy and scratchy.

You want to fucking looney tune this thing. I think if the mallet width is wider than the total smash diameter of the dog. It's great. It'll be real nice and even. Can I pitch you this if you want, because you're talking about actually wanting

like a tool, a special tool for this. What if it was like a mallet that could heat up at the end of it? So it's like a double grill. It's like a heat mallet. It's like a skillet on the circular flat part that you would smash into it.

You grill it. You cook it from above. Double grill. Should we? get a little grilled little griddle top for the office and then make these yeah yeah yeah i mean i don't think that's a i don't think i have a blackstone at home we could do it at my house but it feels i i would feel really backwards if we filmed at my house after paying for the office so what does that to make it work there i'm trying to think like the the sketchiest way to do you could get i have a mini it's essentially a mini waffle maker but it is just like a mini skillet you could probably like tape that to a wooden mallet and then...

You know what already exists that does everything we want to do? What's that? An iron. Oh. Just get to heat up an iron and drop it on to smash it on top of the hot dog. And then instead of spraying water out the front, mustard and ketchup. I don't... What are you guys talking about?

How do you think? Whoa, that's an idea. Here's the thing, though. I like your mustard and ketchup. But, you know, like the way to melt. cheese is you throw a little water down and then you, like, put a container over the thing, maybe you still need the water

and it's just for like, that's your cheese melting. We'll have to do some experiment. How do you guys think a smash burger is, you think there's like an iron on a smash burger that's pressing it down? No, it's just like a flipper. I have a burger press. No, there's like a metal there's like a, yeah, like a

big fat metal disc with a handle on it that smashes down on a brunt of and iron does the same thing. The iron does the same thing because it's long and hot dog shaped, whereas the griddle smasher is round and won't work for a hot dog because it's we need to get something weener shaped. And the only thing I can think of that's heavy and does the same job, it already exists. It's an iron. An iron is a really good thought. Okay. Then I guess an iron it is. I have a, I have like a spatula. Cast iron like flat top

that I can bring to, like I just put it like on the stove top. I can bring to the office. Oh yeah. Please do. Thank you. and then we iron on the top. I'm pretty into this idea. I would like to see what cutting them in half and then smashing them down would be versus just smashing them down with an iron because I think one way would work

maybe better than the other. But let me ask you this. Are they so smashed that they're going to fit in a hot dog bun? That's exactly what I was about to say is I think we need to consider about the bum. Yeah, I think you would spread what the result over the top of the open bun and then just kind of like,

and then chop it in. I think it would. be like, everybody watch a TikTok on how to make a smash burger. I think the process is much the same. You probably take the bun and heat it up and then stick it on top of the smash dog, which is probably covered in cheese and onions at this point. And then slide a spatula under it, flip it over and then fold it into itself. Right, but I'm, but I'm asking, is it a hot dog bun or a hamburger bun?

I think it might be a hamburger bun. Let's go up be a dog bun. It's a copy of your dog bun. It's got a hot dog. I'm asking. I'm not, I'm not trying to go for one or the other. I want to make sure that we're all on the same page here. Are you trying to make a smash dog or a pulverized dog burger?

What? Gavin's right. That would be a polarized dog burger. Yeah. I don't think so. What do you mean? Here's the thing. I agree that it feels wrong, but I just don't think it's going to fit in a hot dog button.

It'll fit. It's the same mass. I don't think so. It'll fit. But it's the wrong shape. Fold over. It's going to be moldable, though. You can shape it however you want to.

I don't want it to be moldable. I don't want my smash dog to be moldable. I want to. it to be very crispy and rigid. It's going to be crispy and rigid and foldable. It's going to be fine. I've got an additional question about it. What would happen if we shucked the dog?

Shucked? What does that mean? Take the skin off? Yeah. Oh, like the casing. Oh. That's part of it. That is, it's textural.

I think that's the thing that'll really like, like, Chris is a lot. That's what's going to crisp up. Yeah. Okay. So I don't think we get rid of that. I think the, be a terrible. I think it's a bad fell. Yeah, keep it. I just, I don't like, I agree. I don't like

the optics of it in a hamburger bun, but I do think it works better in a hamburger bun. We're just going to have to, we'll try both ways and we'll just have to see. I mean, that's what the experimentation is all about that. I think we'll know pretty quick what it's going to fit in. I'm feeling pretty good about this. It might need its own bun. It might need a smash dog bun. Interesting. Interesting. It's like a smash bun. I'm trying to think what that would be. Well, I hit the bun with a mallet. That's what makes smash buns unique Is you personally hit

It's just a bun factory with you with a mallet At the end of the conveyor Essentially stamping them I'm sometimes worried at how much Tom and Jerry has just infected The core piece of my brain Inspiration for slow-o guys Yeah

While we're on the subject of food I have a serial killer update it. A couple days ago, I think on Monday, went outside. Emily found a dead bird over by the bird feeder. And she asked me to, you know, remove it. And it was missing its eyes. And something had had, something had cracked its brain open and eaten its brain. And so the bird was fully intact. It was just missing two eyeballs. And then it had like a drill area or like a cracked area where it's something it's sucked its brain out. So, uh, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting real dark over here in my front yard.

I mean, the eyes are attached to the brain. Do you think they just came out? It's possible. It's possible. The eyes are attached to the brain. Is everything attached to the brain? Not my leaner. Yeah, not after Gallup, after Gallup, smashes it with a mallet.

Well, the toilet seat did that. Oh, yeah. That's true. That's true. Jeff, are you just glad to be home? Does it feel good just to be in your space? Yeah, and I feel bad too because I had such a nice time visiting my mom

and I love the farm over there where they are and I got to hang with my aunt and I really did have a good time. But man, it's amazing how a shitty day of travel can spoil everything that's happened in your life up to that moment. Travel is dread to me. I am just so fucking relieved to be home

and especially after I threw such a stink about how it was never going to travel again, and this is the second trip I've taken since my, you know... Well, yeah, but at least there's no one on the horizon. Disgusting airport, airplane puke saga. Traveling is just like creating

a list of things to go wrong. Yep. Like, there's no... It's the ultimate when it goes right. It's not, like, it's not exciting. It's just relief. It's not exciting when you land in Austin and see you're your friends?

Exciting to me. What? Huh? What? Huh? Like, is the end result not exciting to you? No, not really. I guess, like, I'm happy to be there.

You sound it. It's, it's, if I go somewhere. If you've been in the airport, have you been there? To the airport? Yeah, no, like the state. If you've traveled, if you've only been in an airport of a place, is that enough to count? visiting that place?

Or do you have to leave the airport? I mean, if you're really struggling for conversation topics, I'd say you've been there. What do you mean? Like, socially, like, if I'm trying to talk to somebody, I was like... Yeah, I mean, if I feel like if I'm... If I'm bragging about being in Detroit... I see. But I only went to the airport.

Okay, but you wouldn't conventionally consider that. Not really. I was trying to figure out if I'd been to Minnesota. I think I might have been. Okay. What? What? Well, when?

Okay. Paint a picture. I think the first time I visited Austin, I think I had a connecting flight in Minnesota, but I don't know if that makes sense. I don't know. Coming from Vancouver Island, maybe. Oh, yeah, could.

Like, I don't. I definitely was in an airport that I've only ever been in once, and I just can't remember what airport that was. Pretty inefficient route, basically flying under Canada the whole way and then going down. I mean, it was nothing about the flight was ideal. It was just what essentially I was able to book. I came in late.

It was terrible. But I was just thinking about there's an airport I've been in that I don't know where it is. I think it's Minnesota. I think I've been in the Minnesota. Probably Minneapolis Airport. Oh, fuck. It could be Minneapolis. That's also, I mean, name another city in Minnesota.

St. Paul, obviously. They're twin cities. It was definitely, and I'm thinking. I was just curious that I've been there I'm just thinking I've connected to a lot of airports that I've never visited anything beyond it. Yeah I've been to Charlotte so many times I don't think I've ever

set foot elsewhere in that state just sat in those rocking chairs in the Charlotte airport I've definitely been in more airports in states than I have visited states outside of it if that makes sense that's like when I was like 19 I felt like I had been to Ireland because I had

lay over in the Dublin airport for an hour and a half. I'd tell people, like, oh, yeah, I'd been to Ireland. If you had a Guinness there, I'd say you'd been to Ireland. I had a coffee, I believe. I was underage. Oh, right. You can be in the army and underage. You guys keep this going. I think something that we won in an auction is being delivered to my house right now,

so I got to go away for like 10 or 15 minutes. I'll be back. Finally. No worries, dude. No worries. Hey, Gavin, I have a question for you. You asked earlier how much you would pay to find out how many hot dogs you've eaten in your life. How much would you pay to see how many airports you've

been to each airport and how many times you've been to each airport and which airports you've been to the most in your lifetime? I wouldn't pay anything because I'm sure it's all in my emails. It's not, well, you got to think like all the way back to when you were a kid and you flew. I didn't go to America when I was a kid though. But you went to other airports, asshole. It's not just America. I'm talking about the fucking world here. Uh, Tenerife. Uh, Ethro. Tenerife. I guess it was Luton No I don't really go much places That's sad

That's kind of nice Travel as a child Because I know I've been places But I don't remember the travel part of it at all That's great It's an ideal way of experiencing that I wonder how many times I've been in DFW Like surely not as many times as Austin

But close I would think I've certainly been to Dallas Over 100 times I used to when I was in the Army At Fort Hood we would fly we would connect through Dallas, not Austin. So I'd probably been to... I'd probably have 20 Dallas trips

out of my belt that never touched Austin even. But it still can't... Can't hold a candle to Austin. I don't know. We have smashed dogs that we're looking at. Are there any other food that should be smashed? That'd be better. Like, I think the smash burger

is an innovation over the base burger. You've got smashed burgers. You've got smashed avocados. An egg? I was just thinking egg, but I don't know if egg would work. Smashed egg. Like a smashed boiled egg

Chicken fried steak Ooh What else could you smash That's not smash It has to be like a meat thing right Because you're putting on a grill Smash potatoes are delicious I've had some potato potatoes

They're pretty good They're pretty good They're really good What about How do you think a drop burger would taste A drop burger Like you just drop it onto the skillet from a high Yeah drop it from like 60 stories up

So it's definitely like a terminal velocity burger Hold on. A terminal velocity burger? Yeah. Terminal velocity drop burger. We're definitely going to film that too. Okay, got it.

What is the terminal velocity of an average patty? Can't be that fast. No, I would imagine so. I don't even know how to search that. Terminal velocity of a hat. You're not going to find the answer. I wouldn't bother.

When you said drop burger, I was thinking about in movies where a character jumps off a building, and falls through multiple awnings to safely land, if there was like a cooking method of that, or like you could get the exact doneness you wanted based on how many things it fell through. Like how many heat zones?

Yeah, or like, I don't know, you can't really, there's no way to, like, heat those. And then they'd break, it would be a terrible product. Where would you get one of those to replace? What an annoying thing to have Indiana Jones break seven of those in the apartment complex that you want? or whatever. I don't know where you'd get one of those.

Where do you get one of those? eBay. eBay? eBay? You want a second-hand awning? It's an insane way to get an awning. Never know. I don't think I've ever seen an awning in the wild. My cousin used to work for an awning company

that would install awnings at like restaurants and commercial buildings and stuff. I could ask him. Do you think there's a company that sells with awnings and mattresses and it's called awnings and yonings? Onings and yonings? Oh. Yeah. If we ever had a, if we ever had, and I've thought about this a few times,

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Which I know very well because it's been my car Sorry, Gavin's car for a very long time Thank you It's not new to me or anything But I got in my car And I looked down to change the temperature On the Look down to change the temperature

And I'm going to show you That's the dashboard where you can see the temperature gauge, right? Nice. And I noticed that next to me on mine, where it says 69, it's blue. And then over on the other side, it was orange and said 69. And it's always been white the entire time I've owned my car. And so when I sat in and I was driving and I looked down and I go, why the fuck is this side blue and this side red? And then I thought like, oh, is it like, do I have the heat on one side and the cool on the other side?

But it's no, because it's the same temperature dialed in. And I'm thinking, did my car? We'll get there. Did my car? I'd love to know it if you do know. Did my car update in some way? And I got some sort of a firmware update. And, uh, but then I thought, no, because that's never happened before. I've had this car for like five years and it's never had an auto update through the dashboard firmware or anything without me taking it into the dealer. And so I thought, next time I stopped, I sat in the car and I like looked through the settings and it's like, is this something I accidentally enabled? I was losing my fucking mind. Well, what is going on here? I'm looking at the settings. I can't find any. anything that's changed. There's no setting to change like the color palette of the temperature controls. And I was fucking stumped. And I couldn't figure out why one side was orange and one side was blue. And, uh, and I was literally thinking I was going crazy. And I was like, did somebody is somebody fucking with me? Because that's not, uh, that's not how it works. And then I figured it

out. And I got it to look like that. Gavin, would you like to guess? Uh, you were. sunglasses. I was wearing polarizing sunglasses. Apparently, my wife got me a pair of polarizing sunglasses for my birthday. And I swear to God I have owned polarizing sunglasses before, but never have they changed the colors of stuff I look at. And then I realized everything looks like that with those sunglasses. And I just hadn't noticed it because I wasn't staring at something that was pure white that close before. You know what I mean? Yeah, it was my sunglasses. But for about seven minutes, I thought I was losing my fucking mind.

I had the same exact thing. I had, it was right when I started wearing Shady Ray sunglasses, which polarized. I was setting up two phantoms on a shoot. It was a shoot with Adam Savage, and I just couldn't get one of the freaking monitors to work. And I was like rummaging around, I was looking, I was like replacing cables. I was like checking the battery, I was like powering it with a different cable. And then my sunglasses just slipped down and it was on the whole time. And I'd been troubleshooting a monitor that was on.

I just couldn't see that particular screen. But the other one, it didn't do that one. It was just like one of my screens. I couldn't see through my sunglasses. We're losing it. So stupid. Apparently, I was just reading the comments, the comments on 59, apparently we're all the dumbest people on earth for our pasta takes.

And people can't believe how stupid we are. Wait, what was the, how are we dumb of for pasta? I don't think we are. But everybody, read the comments. everybody's like that was the hardest dumbest thing I've ever listened to

they're all stupid I thought I convinced myself for like six months that I was I became colorblind because of sea of thieves you have digable maps

with a red X on them and then one day it just turned to white and I thought that's weird and then it was always like that and you can show people your map

in that game and I showed someone I said what color is that X do you see that and they're like it's red and I was I just didn't want to I don't know like I was nervous about it so I didn't want to say what I was seeing so I spent a period of time thinking like did I just see a certain shade of red is white now did something happen to my eyes

and then I realized it was a setting that I had accidentally turned on in accessibility it was just I had set yeah like a colorblind type thing so I just had shifted the color and I had no idea that I did it but I was quietly freaking out for several months that I could no longer see that certain shade of red as red. We're all colored dumb. No, spaghetti is not a dish and doesn't require tomato sauce. Spaghetti is

just a pasta type. Isn't that what we said, though? No, that's what I was asking. Yeah. I was very confused about it because I thought baked spaghetti is the dish and not just you're baking the noodle. I still am kind of confused. And then people were upset that we called spaghetti sauce

or marinerer red sauce and they're like, stop doing that. nobody else cut. That's just a dumb American thing. And I'm like, I wasn't, I wasn't using this. I don't think that's the official fucking term or anything. I'm just having a colloquial conversation. Damn. Is marinera the same as the spaghetti sauce? Are those different?

I always thought they were different. I thought, I viewed marineras like the pizza dipping sauce. Well, there's marinera and tomato sauce. Okay. Spaghetti sauce isn't a thing. I think that's what people are saying. Oh. Yeah.

Is the multiple spaghetti. Yes. What's weird, though, is I don't have that sauce and anything outside of spaghetti. Where's that sauce going? All I'm saying is that when you order spaghetti on a menu in America, you get spaghetti and red sauce. Call it whatever the fuck you want to.

Bolognese, whatever. You get spaghetti and a red sauce on it. Sometimes it has meat. Sometimes it doesn't. And that's what we in America call spaghetti. I feel like red sauce can be called gravy, too, can't it? Absolutely. People on the East Coast call it gravy. Italians call it gravy

American Italians I feel like I've heard East Coast chefs be like I do great gravy All the Sopranos called it gravy All the Goodfellos dudes called a gravy But like cool you're Spaghetti sauce because you

Because on your spaghetti Like wouldn't that be like cooling Like putting cereal sauce in your coffee I didn't hear a thing you said Because you did the thing Where you tried to like Process the question What's, you okay, Eric?

Yeah, it's fine. I've just been running up and down, but I got really excited to come back and hear about cereal sauce for my coffee. That's pretty good. What? Huh? What? What do you call spaghetti sauce?

I'm just saying what Gavin said. It's tomato sauce. Tomato sauce? Yeah. Bolognese. I'm looking at pasta sauce, chunky tomato and garlic sauce, traditional pasta sauce, spaghetti, uh, spaghetti sauce.

It's called a million different... I'm looking at... Rag... Look at... It's... Listen, it's called a million different things. Look at a fucking label. Yeah, I think Raggo is just, like, meat and sauce, right?

Ragu. But, like, here's some... Organic... Yeah. All right. I don't want to talk about spaghetti anymore. There's different pasta terminology around the world.

Like, I'd never call spaghetti a noodle before, but that's a common American thing. Yeah. Yeah. I still don't know about a chalmain. the noodle it's a noodle right the chummy no it's an egg noodle

we don't need to do this again we did this we uh smash we recently we recently had and uh we recently hung out with jack uh majorly that's yes

thank you I've been having to wait so you guys met with Jack and you said that there's a photo that uh I need to react to or like I don't know

I guess you haven't I don't think do you have it Eric I don't have it was I guessing what the photo is I think Eric is still doing yeah he's doing he's doing his prospect uh no could I text Jack could ask him to send it yeah ask him to send it so for context I heard that I'm assuming it was part of your birthday Jeff that that everyone was hanging out Jack was there and then Jack showed a photo to someone Eric I believe and Eric immediately had you come look at it and then it just became a thing that, that I don't, I've been trying to guess like, what would Jack show Eric that would then turn into everybody ripping Jack in some sense

or getting under his skin with it? I can't, I have no idea. I wouldn't have brought this up if I, if I didn't think Eric was back, because he, he was back and talking. Should we wait for Eric? So maybe we should wait for Eric because this is kind of, it's, the story kind of started with him, and it was his incredulity that kind of fueled the whole thing. But it was, yeah, it was, we had a birthday party. Emily threw a birthday party for me at the house

and we were hanging out with Jack and like the truck boys were there and Trev and Barb and a bunch of people, Eric, of course, and Nick said, fuck off, I'm not coming, which is cool, whatever. I didn't go on a trip. No, you were fine.

It's totally fine. You were very sweet. But yeah, and it was good to see everybody. It was really good to hang out with Jack. And then five minutes into hanging out with Jack, he looked at me and he goes, I remember this. And I had gotten under his skin and he was legit annoyed with me. And unfortunately, I can't stop when that happens. You know what I mean?

And so I just, I, I, I just, I couldn't, I couldn't let it go. Huh. I said, could you send the picture? He said, sure. and sent me something that wasn't the picture as an air view. Yeah, so should we just wait for Eric? Yeah, he said to be right back.

Okay. Anybody else got any notes? I was going to say while we wait for him, the polarized sunglasses reared their head again in Vegas. Did they? They did for Gavin. Did they? What did you do?

So we were in the clubhouse, and because we'd been coming in and out, we were all wearing our sunglasses except for Eric. Eric had stopped at a monitor and was just staring at it and he was just staring and staring like with his arms cross just kind of like scratching his chin or whatever and Gavin walked up and goes you an idiot and he's like what are you talking about and then Gavin took off his sunglasses and it had been a menu for what the everything was in the area and Gavin was like oh

I'm the idiot yeah I thought he was just looking at a modet that was off I was like you're right I got a quick life hack I stumbled on to you for you guys. You have a life hack? I do. I have a deal. I do. Let's say you're the kind of person who has a fairly recent car. Car built in the last like five or six years.

And you're thinking about upgrading and getting a new car. I'm referring to my wife. My wife wants a new SUV with a third row because we're going to be making lots of trips back and forth from Austin to Michigan. If, you know, after the summer, hopefully if we buy a house. You're going to drive? Well, we got the dog. Albert can't fly. Oh, yeah.

And so he's a little too big to fly, and I cannot imagine Albert in an airport trying to lick and attack every single person in the airport. Like, it would be a fucking nightmare. He'd explode. He would just, he wouldn't know what he would, he would vibrate until he exploded. And it would just be an explosion of slobber and piss. So we've been looking at new cars lately. We've been looking at new SUVs. tell you something, SUVs are fucking expensive in 2025. And they have gotten, and I recognize

people are like, yeah, no shit, dumbass. Everything's expensive in 2025. I get it. I just haven't bought a car since like 2019, 2020. And so it's my first experience going, I guess that's not true. I bought Millie's car, but it was very used and it was a different experience. So we're looking at new SUV. She's looking at maybe leasing one and trading her Mercedes in. And they're fucking expensive and honestly I haven't been impressed with a lot. I was really excited to look at a Rivian. We test drove one. I got to be honest with you. The experience of going to the Rivian dealership in Austin was kind of dog shit. And the people that worked there were kind of like unenthused and are trying to sell you an 80 to a $110,000 fucking car and can't be bothered

to give a shit. And they had a Nike fitness running event in their fucking showroom. on a Saturday. It was like a special party. And so I couldn't go to the showroom. They had to make me meet them three blocks down at a fucking parking lot. Like I'm buying weed when I'm 19 years old at a great, you know what I mean? I got the back

of a Walmart. And so and then they like, you test drive it and it's like whatever, the car was fine. I wasn't super blown away by it. And then they when they had us like, well, if you want to see some information about it, let's walk over to the dealer and you're like, okay. And they walk you three blocks, 110 degrees in Austin. And then you got to walk through

all the fitness people who all look impossibly fit and you're like, God, I'm a piece of shit. Thanks for reminding me. You know, and then like there's nowhere to sit because it's cool. It's not functional. They're, you know, their showroom. And so they're like talking to you a little bit. I was leaning against a thing. And then some fitness lady came over

and took it away from me because it was a part of their set. And the whole thing just sucked. And I'm like, I don't want to fucking Rivian now because of this experience. And so we've been looking Chevy, a bunch of different places. We were in Italy's car the other day and she was just going through her menu and realized you can change like the color palette of your heads up display.

Oh. So we changed hers from like whatever the default was to like sport and it felt like a new car. So here's my life. Here's my life hack for you. If you want to get a new car

but they're too expensive, see if you can change your HUD to a different color like from blue to yellow because it'll make you feel like you're driving a brand new fucking car for at least a month. You'll buy yourself

at least another 30 days. If you can't just pop on some shady race sunglasses. Yeah. Or just want to polarized sunglasses, if you don't have that option in your car, that'll give you a really trippy new heads-up display. I'll imagine if you have both?

You can have so many cars. The shades and the ability to change the display? I think there are five default settings that you can choose from in her car, so we have like five more months of this car before we get frustrated again. I used to do that in Fallout. I would change the pit boy color if the game was starting to get Sammy. Yeah, that's great. What's your favorite pit bull?

boy color uh probably the the blue that's what i like too yeah is there like a weird orange i feel i i was big new Vegas the new Vegas amber is the yeah is my favorite one boys we got it that's amazing very excited we got a thing that we'll talk about it's at some point so tall it has it has to be laid down to get in my garage have we talked to about this prop? No. So this hasn't been discussed publicly. We didn't, we recorded that video of the auction and everything. That never came out.

No. Okay. All right. What do we want to put that out? Because we have it. We do. I feel like we could do more than that. I feel, the Andrew has a vision for it. Potentially. Yeah. It just, it was like the least I'm so happy we got it. It's so exciting. I can't wait to reveal it and do stuff with it. But I feel like

the actual acquiring part was like the least eventful thing because nobody else wanted it. Yeah. It's great. I had to, so the truckers came and just brought it to my house. Also, to get this thing to my house has been a fiasco because Andrew set up all the shipping. So the guy who called me from L.A. was like, hey, what's going on, Andrew? Where are we shipping this thing? And I was like, if that's me, I'm Andrew. So for the last week, I've been Andrew on like a dozen different calls. I just didn't, because it feels like it's going to be one of those things. where they're like, yeah, but the paperwork says Andrew. Why even bother?

But it shouldn't, which is weird. Like everything is listed as you. Beets me. Beats me. So he just called me Andrew. I said, absolutely. So I've been Andrew a dozen times with three different companies. The truckers came today and they're like, hey, what's going on? Andrew?

Where are we putting this thing? And I'm like, all right here in the garage. And they wheel it in. They're like, oh, help us move this. We tilt it. We put it in, whatever. It's a big thing. And they're like, what is this?

And I explained it to him. And one guy just went, for real? Like, really, really? And I went, yeah. And he's like, I don't, I didn't know that that's something like that they were selling or getting rid of. And I went, I'm like, I don't, you're, this is it, man. This is the thing. And, uh, yeah, he could have made a profit right there.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we should, we should have set it up and used it. Charged people 50 bucks to use it once. Yep. But it's, it's there. It's fully intact. It's tall as shit.

but it is on a palette. So, you know, there's six inches or whatever. We'll see. It's a lot. Did we get the other stuff, too? I have not seen or received the other thing yet. This is the only thing that I've received with that. Because we did get, we got two separate items.

We did. I'm not really sweating the other things so much. We got to talk about. Yeah, two things we can talk about. But one thing we can talk about is, Eric, while you were intercepting and dealing with that very important package, we teed you up for the ultimate, Jack photo story.

Oh, did you guys not talk about it? We didn't want to talk about it without you because it began with you. Boys, this is what a way to end this podcast. This is great. We were at Jeffs and we're celebrating the drinks are flowing and everyone's having such a gay old time regaling each other with stories. I'm hanging out with Nick Saldanya, Jason Saldanya. Everyone's there.

It's incredible. Truck boys are there. Everyone's having a great time. And then I see Jack and he comes over and he starts. talking to me and I'm I'm saying yes nice to see you very good and he we talk for a while and then he goes well hey what kind of bird do you think hey Jeff knows birds right and I went yeah and he's like we got a bird do you think this is and he shows me a picture I don't answer him I it was like my soul leaped out of my body trying to get to Jeff as fast as possible to go

Jeff, Jack has a question about what kind of bird this is. Needs a bird identified. He goes, he needs to know. I've never seen anything like it before. A strange exotic bird. He's never seen anything like it.

Exotic. And then he shows us a picture. Shall I post it? Oh, do you have it? Yeah, it has a photo. Oh my God. Yes. I've been waiting for this.

This is the picture that he shows us of the strange exotic bird. Check it. If you can't see this picture, you've got to look on the YouTube or Patreon YouTube to you can see it. Andrew. And he said it like, never seen anything like. For the audience, the photo is of the most bog standard pigeon you will ever see

in your entire life. It is like the picture in the Webster's dictionary of pigeon. Well, we made fun of Jack for like 25 minutes. He got so frustrated so fast. But Eric was like every single person at the party, Eric, I went, hey, Emily, come here, come here, Jack Shotton. Hey, Jeremy and Megan, come over here. Jack Shulton. I went through and Eric was like, oh, Gavin, real quick, what's this?

And Jack, this shows it to me, and I go, pigeon. And he was just like, God damn it. But it fared us to him, it does have a bit of a weird face. It does, and he just went, well, it has like such a long neck. And I went, okay. It can't be a pigeon. Its neck is too long. I think it's just a junk pigeon.

I think he's a pigeon that flew into a window. He just, he shot us. He's just a party full of people looking at Jack's phone and going, that's a pigeon. As he gets more and more upset and then looks at Jeff and he goes, I remember this. I felt so bad. But you can't just roll up at a party where everybody's having a good time. And then say you've got a picture of an exotic bird you need identified on your phone and then show everybody a crow.

It was, it was, oh my God, I couldn't stop calling people. Every time I made half a second of eye contact with someone, I went, you got, you got to see this bird. Check out this exotic bird. I would like to officially thank Jack for sending me the picture and allowing us. for being the best sport in the world and for fucking putting up with us for putting up with me for so many years I love him so much

what kind of bird do you think this is imagine somebody walking up to you at a party we're going to burn do you think this is the fuck are you talking about you're a bird guy right I need to get the experts Can we just have a shirt with this picture on it? It's just, it's so crazy how it's just, yeah, his face looks a little weird, but I think it's

because of the picture that he took and not the bird. Can we, can we make a picture? We put this on a shirt and sell it and it just under it, right? What bird? Question mark? I Googled, I got a pigeon, because I wanted to see. Other pigeons, just across our... You've got a cut jacket on the revenue.

Yeah, we'll split the revenue with them. We'll split the revenue with it. And it just, it immediately, it defaults typical pigeons. And it's just that. It's just... I wonder if... I wonder if it flew into a window, smashed its beak up. And it's just, it can't eat good.

And that's why it's maybe a bit skinnier than a normal pigeon. I think it's beak is fine. I think that's just like the coloring above it. Yeah. It's so funny to avoid all. of the other indicators. Like that, the typical pigeon has that coloring too. Just small.

Yeah, it just looks like it's got like a toenail for a peak. I can't remember the last time I've laughed that hard. You and every single person at that party. For so long. I just, without skipping a beat, said Pigeon, and then his reaction, I almost fell on the floor laughing. I was like, that was it. That was the bird you didn't know. And just Jack getting more frustrated and annoyed with every person just made it.

It really sealed it. That was a top five moment for me. Yeah, it was pretty good. We should wrap this one up, but boy, that was, oh, man. It's so much excitement on that one. I loved it. God, I loved it. That would make a great thumbnail for this episode, but I feel like it kind of gives away what would.

Yeah, yeah, we can. Yeah, I'll do something. We do need a thumbnail for the episode, though. What do we? Oh, like, what if it's the, it's this picture? but with the pitch and cut out. It's just white where the bird. Okay.

Who's that Pokemon? Yeah. I saw a fucking YouTube comment on episode 59 that was like, I'm not watching this because of how dog shit this thumbnail is. What was the thumbnail? It was just that picture of shin limb with all the cards. Like a loon thing. Somebody was like, nope, not watching.

Not listening. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Okay. Thank you. I thought shin limb as the thumbnail was so funny. just terrible.

I love how the internet, the world went from never judge a book by its cover to the internet becoming only judge a book by its cover. Yep. That's it.

That's great. Yep. All right, we should wrap this one. All right. Well, thank you very much for listening to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. We got a bit spaghetti into it.

I apologize for that. Didn't mean to. Probably won't hit the Spaghetti up next week. But you do want to tune in for episode 62 of the Regulation podcast next week because we want to talk with you about a product that we may or may not be making. We want to get some, we want to get your feedback on it. So we'll probably talk about that kind of early in the podcast. And I'm sure

we'll have a bunch of other dumb stories and stupid things to regale you with. Thank you for listening. Regulation out. Bye. Bye.