Regulation Podcast - Geoff's Mascot Game // Deep in the Butter World [85]

Episode Date: December 24, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about lemon in vs out, carrot dart, playground, mascots, Disco Turkeys, open tabs, pizza rats, cheese tiktok, hot dog, food cube, factor chicken meal, The Bleep Meal, soup..., three course meal, 4 Course Meal Draft redux, fish hook in the ear, fishing vs catching fish, fishing jamboree, combined animal drafts, advent calendar, deep dish pizzas, historical food, the most trusted buds, Summer Movie League, Blindsides, mask, magazines, cigarettes, and bingo. Sponsored by AG1. Head to DRINKAG1.com/REGULATION to get a FREE welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, AG1 FlavorSampler and AGZ, when you first subscribe! Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is number 85. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me. As always, Nick Schwartz, Eric Madur, Andrew Panton, Gavin Free. Hello. Hello. Would it be easier for a lemon to go in or out of your butt? If you shove the lemon up your butt, I think always out.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Yeah, out probably. I think in. I think you're crazy. I think in. I think you have more control. You're able to push. I just don't trust the out. Well, you could use your hands.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Yeah. Exactly. But out, you're relying on entirely on internal strength. Your three anusis is Gavin's sense. But your body pushes stuff out of your butt all day long, naturally. It knows how to do it. It's got sense memory. But a lemon's gonna, it can't, oh, I surely can't do a lemon.
Starting point is 00:00:50 I feel like lemon has gripage. I also worry that I won't be able to do it when I want to. Like I agree eventually, Jeff, that will happen. But. Oh, I see. It could take a while. Yeah. Also, you hear stories of people getting
Starting point is 00:01:06 things stuck in their butt all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I think if I get stuck out of your butt. You just don't, nobody goes to the hospital because they can't put something in their butt.
Starting point is 00:01:20 They just give up at home, you know? Doctor, doctor. These lemons may get stuck in my butt. Do something. I really need to put this lemon in my butt, but I can't. get it in. It's stuck out. Stuck out is such weird phrasing.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I'd be worried about if it got stuck halfway. Everything I own is stuck out of my butt. Yeah. Probably. Oh, I say some of the food maybe. Well, I mean, you gotta, but in order for it to get stuck out of your butt, you have to try to get it in. You can't just say like, this is stuck out of my butt. How do you know it's stuck out? Yeah, you haven't even tried. It might go in effortlessly.
Starting point is 00:02:04 there's all kinds of stuff in your house right now you could easily put in your butt that's right it's out right now not stuck yeah it's just out how fast would you have to throw a lubed carrot to get it to go in oh i just don't think you could could you like a dot that's interesting it feels straight on enough it would definitely go in it's just the damage i'd be worried about the damage oh it's gonna it's gonna hurt a little bit but you'll i think it's very smooth and looped so it's like been shamed It's like been shaved down a little bit. So does all the bumpy carrot ends?
Starting point is 00:02:40 That makes it just more aerodynamic. That just makes it more dangerous. I think that makes it better. You want it to be as smooth and even as possible when going in, I would think. My worry is where it stops is really the concern. And your butt? No, I think it keeps going.
Starting point is 00:02:57 At the speed in which it would require it to enter. So you're afraid it would come out your mouth. Yeah, like I'm. It's not going to reach the mouth, but it's going to penetrate. Like, it's going to hit something somewhere, and that's what I'm worried about. It's going to hit the back hole. I don't think you're having, I don't think you're going to have to shoot it. It's not like a CO2 pistol.
Starting point is 00:03:15 I don't think you're going to shoot it that hard. Yeah, I think if you were, if you were lying down below a balcony with your knees, like, up by your ears, I think that alone would let it go in. Yeah, like that or even if you just had like a big rubber band on a contraption, you know, and you could just like pull it back. Yeah, it needs to be a controlled mechanism. Because I was initially imagining it getting fired out of like a gun, like a carrot gun. I think you could just drop it in.
Starting point is 00:03:44 No way. From how far? Three stories? I think that's too far. I think you're going to hurt yourself three stories. What's terminal velocity of a carrot? The only scenario in which I, like, could see this working. And also, I wouldn't be worried about damage long term, would be sitting at the top of one of those
Starting point is 00:04:04 fair things or you hit the hammer and it goes up and you're trying to ring the bell. Yeah. Because I feel like that would be enough force to have entry, but also there's a limit to how far. What if you put it at the top of a playground slide and then you were at the bottom and you lose the slide up really well? We can't do this at a playground. Jeff, I think you'd be going to prison if you did that. I mean, you get, you know, we take, we buy the slide from a third party.
Starting point is 00:04:31 We do it. Buy the slide. There's got to be a slide manufacturer company that sells slides. No, I think we should try to buy the slide at the park. Yeah, just take it with us. Just wait around for them to see him upgrade in the park and be like, what are you going to do with that slide over there? You guys got plans on that slide?
Starting point is 00:04:50 Not even upgrading. I think that's such a funny villainous move to buy the playground of the local area and just strip it down so they just don't have a slide. Just take the fun toys away. Yeah, just slowly piece by piece, like overpay the city for you. Those swings are mine now. You don't got swings now. For some reason, I just imagine Jeff walking around a playground offering kids money.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Just asking like how much for the slide. No, no, no, don't imagine that. Stop. Let's stop. Hey, son, I have this carrot, sir. You need to come with us. It starts as this amazing park with slides and swings. They might want to help me with an experiment.
Starting point is 00:05:30 I'm a scientist. Oh, Gavin, get your coat, get your coat. I'm here with the slow-bow guy. I don't want to be anywhere near this playground. Andrew, why were you asking about the lemon in the butt? I was just, it was Arkraders. I was thinking about, because we talk about there's the safe space that you put it in your butt, and lemons are one of the thing.
Starting point is 00:05:57 So it was a conversation that, uh, I, I was having some friends. I could definitely get the olives in my butt. Olives, absolutely. The apricot, I think, would just be mushy. I don't think that works. But lemons have the integrity. And it seems split.
Starting point is 00:06:12 So I was curious what you guys thought. I didn't expect to get a playgrounds, but I do like the idea of buying out a playground. I want a parent to see a playground on Google Earth or like on maps, like this awesome playground. And then they look up from their phone. And it's just one of those things you can sit on and go back and forth on,
Starting point is 00:06:31 like that's the only thing left. Just one. It's an empty playground, but one. No, like the, the like horse type thing where you sit on it
Starting point is 00:06:39 and you like push back and forth. Yeah, like a rock and think. If I was gonna make a playground unfun by being an evil dude, I wouldn't, I wouldn't take a lot of the stuff away as much as I would take something.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Like I would make a seesaw just a sea. You just have one side of it. Figure out how to have fun with that, you little asshole. This feels, I don't know how this was an applaud. of a 90s
Starting point is 00:07:02 Nickelodeon movie of like the evil playground designer speaking to having fun I created a game
Starting point is 00:07:16 because I was inspired by Andrew oh wow okay it's a really interesting easy little game but I want to play
Starting point is 00:07:23 with you sometime today in the episode if you don't mind it's just like a match game kind of like Andrew had this
Starting point is 00:07:29 really cool game for guess who called Guess Who. And I was just thinking about it. And then I was also thinking about recently, not even recently. This was maybe a year ago. We were talking about which animal you would trust to sell you a sub. And to me, I think it's a gorilla, right? The animal that comes to mind most when we were talking about like octopus selling sushi. That got me thinking, what are the most used mascots, like animals as mascots across sports and stuff? Because I drove by specs the other day and they have like a fucking rabbit, like a, it makes no sense, but they have like a Bugs Bunny
Starting point is 00:08:04 at the liquor store. And that got me thinking like, oh yeah, like Oregon has ducks that are essentially Donald Duck and there's like 4,000 different bulldogs in college football teams. So I was trying to determine what animals have been used the most as mascots across all entertainment properties. I wasn't able to narrow that down, but I was able to on mascot database.com, which is a real thing. I was able to look at a list of most named teams of all time, which pretty much corresponds with animals. And so I took the top five most named sports teams of all time and jumbled it up.
Starting point is 00:08:44 And I'm going to let you guys try to figure out what goes where. Does that make sense? Yeah. Okay. I have, no, it doesn't, clearly doesn't for Gavin. But that's okay. So here I'll share the screen.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Okay. And this is what we have. This is all time. This isn't current teams. These are the top five most named sport teams of all times. We have the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, the Tigers, the Eagles, and the Panthers. You guys just have to tell me what goes where. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Jeff is playing this game. And I think he, like, he's excited that Bulldogs is on here. Couldn't care less. Wow. Have you told your dog that? I tell him that all the time. Eagles. Eagles is one. Eagles has to be one.
Starting point is 00:09:41 So you guys think Eagles is number one. Let's just talk through some of these. Okay. Andrew says Eagles is not number one. All right. Let's talk it through. We got the Philadelphia Eagles. Uh-huh. What's another eagle?
Starting point is 00:09:54 Every high school. every high school. Okay, okay. You know what? As a non-American, got it. We're also going across all sports across all time.
Starting point is 00:10:02 So it might be something where like a panther isn't a big deal now but 50 years ago, everybody was Panthers and you have to factor that in. It's the Florida Panthers. Yeah, but it's so it's all teams, all levels. Yeah, what do you think the top two are?
Starting point is 00:10:16 Because I think it's probably Eagles and Wildcats. I would have said Wildcats. Yeah, Wildcats feels very top of this list. interesting yeah I wouldn't you just sold me on eagles okay cool I would put eagles one
Starting point is 00:10:33 I got some wildcats for you too do you guys want to lock eagles in as one yeah sure I feel good about that yeah let's see that's a match that's a match boys oh hell yeah
Starting point is 00:10:45 I don't know about wildcats too you do or you don't I don't feel good about it as two I feel like tigers is more You think tigers is two? I would put tigers at four. You'd put tigers at four? Yeah, Bulldogs three.
Starting point is 00:11:00 I will say the nice part about this is I made this game like four hours ago and I don't remember what's what. So it's new. I completely have no idea from, I knew one. I don't know two through five. I think Panthers is probably five or four. Okay. I think five. We can put Panthers at five.
Starting point is 00:11:22 I'm fine with that. Do you guys want to go straight? from one to five, go Panthers five, knock it out, feeling good. Cut off the top and the tail? Oh, I'm sorry, that was incorrect. Wow, wow. Okay. Panthers is not number five. You have one strike.
Starting point is 00:11:35 You get three strikes you lose. Oh, wow. Invented in this game. Okay, well, you guys seem pretty confident in Wildcats. Wildcats feels like two to me. I agree. Let's do it. No way. And now we're both equally in the strikes sound.
Starting point is 00:11:52 But now, but that's okay. because now we go to get, right, well, thank you. Now we go to a different tab. Jeff, checking out, checking out some IQs. What kind of, we're getting out of IQs we're dealing with over there, though? We got other cool stuff going on over there at Puzzle.org? What else we're clicking on, bud? Nicholas, did you get bored?
Starting point is 00:12:11 Just checking. Did you get bored with your own games? No, no, no, no. It's way worse than that. I was looking at the answer key. I was trying to look. Yeah. I was befuddled that we were just looking at you for tab
Starting point is 00:12:26 I couldn't take in any information. I was just like I yeah I'm glad you didn't because I was thinking to myself Wildcats where was that? I should check I forgot I forgot you guys got all right Hey how about this how about this? You guys have two strikes I have one that's fair I'll give myself a strike yeah I deserve that
Starting point is 00:12:40 well I don't typically run these games this is an Andrew thing well if me and Nick are we both struck out and then Andrew struck out also I think it's only fair for Gavin that's true Who's number two? I mean, we have some data. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Bulldogs is two. Okay. No, that's how we're out. Three strikes and you are out. Let's do Tigers too. I think it's Tiger's two. That is correct. I think number three is Bulldogs.
Starting point is 00:13:13 You think so? I think three is Bulldogs. Okay. Three is Bulldogs. Four is Wildcats. Or no, no, no. Four is Panthers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Four is Panthers. Wow. I knew you guys are too high on them wildcats. Now that we've completed the game, I can go over here and look and show you. There were 1,8-32 teams named Eagles, 1478 tigers, 1,200 bulldogs, 1,200 panthers, and 1,100 wildcats across all history.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Look at 53. That didn't even count the golden eagles. That's true. It doesn't even count the golden. That's not even all the eagles. Yeah. Too many cowboys. How about the, what's number 16?
Starting point is 00:13:54 Number 16 is the Vikings. Okay, okay. What's the bottom of the list? What's the least? Number 100 is the Maroons. Oh, yeah, but that's 100. Go to last, bud. Yeah, can you get to the...
Starting point is 00:14:05 All the way to last. Oh, it's just gonna be a bunch of ones. The apex. The apex. It's a bunch of UFC fights happen. Yeah. The night watch. That is the Colorado Apex,
Starting point is 00:14:16 which is an ultimate frisbee. Ugh. Oh, they get to go to Golden. That's, they're drinking coors. That's awesome. They're having fun. Is that how you go back? When they score points, the mountains turn blue.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Wait, how did you do that? Do you just right click and click on back? Yeah, if I don't want to use my left hand. What? Entries your left hand. What? Like, I could go up here and go back, but it's easier just to go like that. Hey, Jeff, don't worry.
Starting point is 00:14:49 I'm going to keep my mouth shut on this. I have nothing to say about this. Isn't that super fast? I don't think I've ever done that before. Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't click. 5-716 Disco-Turkeys
Starting point is 00:15:01 Who are the Disco-Turkeys? What sport is that? Southern Collegiate Baseball. Wow. Carolina Disco. Whoa! Look at a Lola. It is
Starting point is 00:15:14 a John Travolta-esque disco turkey. Disco-Turkey's name Hunter Wolfington, the head coach for the 28th century. All of these are fake names. Hunter Wolfington. It's Winston-Salempsil,
Starting point is 00:15:27 summer baseball team. This go turkey. But that's just camels. I didn't understand any of this. Shopping. Founder territory. All right. Let's check it out.
Starting point is 00:15:36 The team store. Wow. This is like, this is like the Rocket City trash pandas of like South Carolina or whatever. That's a pretty cool shirt. Zuki Taki logo team.
Starting point is 00:15:47 That's cool. Do you got any popcorn buckets on here? These are awesome. Let's look. Let's look. Nah. No. What about a coin? No, no point.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Do they want some of ours? How would you like me to go back, Eric? I have a thing on the side of my mouse that I just, like I have a little click. I have a magic mouse, I don't have that. You have a what? Magic mouse? It's an apple mouse. You can just like fling your finger, I think, but to go back.
Starting point is 00:16:19 I hate that. You just whang it. Oh, I don't like doing that. Yeah, I hate that. It's terrible. Yeah, but what if I wanted you? to do that. Okay, show me how.
Starting point is 00:16:29 I think I had it disabled. You just seem to be mildly shoving the page. Well, I think you've opened a new tab going here, so there's no back to go to. It's also possible. Oh. You've done the same thing there as well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Try that one. All right, try this one. Give a shot. I think I have it disabled. I was looking up fourth wall today. That's a show we should do. You just load up somebody. browser on
Starting point is 00:16:58 Discord, you have to just go through all their tabs see what they have opened I'm trying to figure out who has more open tabs Andrew or Jeff. Oh,
Starting point is 00:17:07 that's a neck-and-neck contest, I bet. I have a lot, though, I have two. My email, regulation email, I'm not, the two calendars, Slack,
Starting point is 00:17:17 then I have our Reddit page, our two YouTube channels, NBA, Boston Celtics. You use the Slack browser? Uh, yeah, yeah. Oh, you do?
Starting point is 00:17:29 This Tampa house I have to do for this old house. Yeah, that's fine. Uh, Mark the Frog told me to look up the original Navy chair. I haven't done it yet, but I have believed in this stuff. A Fugazi live show I want to buy and then all my Twitch stuff. Wow. Cool. All right, well, there you go.
Starting point is 00:17:44 That's my game. Thank you. Thank you for playing. I got a fun fact. Oh, you got a fun fact? I got a fun fact about what is a disco turkey. A disco turkey is what we call peacocks in the triad region of North Carolina. Oh.
Starting point is 00:17:56 peacocks. That makes sense. Disco turkeys are the national bird of India and in the south. Huh. No more fun facts on this. It's just stuff like, do I have to pay to park? The answer's no.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Well, that's nice. That was a great game, Jeff. Thank you for putting that together. Great game. Disco turkeys. I can't believe we discovered the disco turkeys off of that. But that's like, that's minor league baseball, right? It is.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Yeah. The one that I think of all the time is the, is a real team. This is the Rocket City Trash Pandas. That is, that's a real one. And then the, uh, I've been to one of those games. What? Really? Yeah, isn't it in Huntsville?
Starting point is 00:18:44 Yeah. Yeah, I've been there. Oh, that's awesome. Gavin has season tickets to the trash. Yeah, no kidding. And then, uh, the other one that I really like are the, this is no longer a team. but the Staten Island Pizza Rats. Oh, that's pretty cool, too.
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Starting point is 00:20:52 Fucking, I don't know why, how I got into it, because I don't really like cheese, you know, that much. but I got into this like cheese monger TikTok where these dudes will like throw down a giant wheel of cheese and then tell you why it's important and it's like a thousand years old and then they cut it open and they give out slices to people. It's the most engrossing thing I've ever watched
Starting point is 00:21:15 and I don't want to try any of the cheese. Couldn't care less, but something about watching those dudes cut the cheese open and talk about, you know, how special the cows are on the side of the mountain in Sri Lanka where it came from is so engrossing. I want to be one of those guys so badly
Starting point is 00:21:33 because I feel like that also exists in coffee. Like there are all these different avenues in which there is the expertise and knowledge of these different things and how they taste different and why they're the way they are and I just don't want to consume any of it. But with the cheese, I'm like, maybe I become a bit of a cheese guy
Starting point is 00:21:52 because I like the idea of knowing these things. but this guy's the best right here. Yeah. Yeah. I've definitely come across this cheese monger thing. Anyway, highly recommend cheese TikTok if you find your way to it. I'd actually like people to recommend other types of talks that are similar in the food, or just not even talks, but just like subjects of food in which you can deep dive in the same way.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Because I would love to have one that I care about. There are currently no foods that I'm aware of that you can have this type of, discourse with. Right. Like you want a pizza monger. Yeah. I would love that. Yeah. What about a dog munga? You know what? I had the other day my first dog since we stopped the count. Delicious. So good. And I don't want to revisit it. But being so dog heavy for that that full year and then taking a break for a few months, it was like bumping into an old friend. It was maybe the best hot dog I've had. It was so good. Like your dog buds were reawoken. Oh, they were reawoken, and it just,
Starting point is 00:23:00 it was so delicious, and it was just a basic chain restaurant hot dog. There was nothing special about it. I've had it countless times, but it just felt different. Andrew, I couldn't agree with you more, man. I have been, since we're hot,
Starting point is 00:23:17 we're hamburger focused, I've been embracing the hamburgers in a big way, you know? And trying to be true to the whole spirit of the thing, but I have hot dogs keep catching my eye out of the, like in the periphery out of the core of my eye. And they look, I haven't had one yet since I think the first, I had one like right after we stopped. Yeah. But I haven't had one since we've been on hamburgers, but they're looking so fucking delicious and delectable and tasty right now.
Starting point is 00:23:46 And I got to thinking about a chili cheese dog the other day. And it almost hurt how badly I wanted it. I think you should have one and I'm curious to know if it's like me where it's the greatest thing you've had in a long time and I have no desire to revisit it. It was very odd. Like it was so good but I just, I'm not, I need to wait a few more months. I think to get that hot dog high in the same way I had it before. That's what it is too. It's a hot dog high. So it's maybe like meeting someone you went to school with and like having a real good catch up, but you don't want to see them next week as well. Exactly. Yeah. You got what you needed from that experience and then some time can pass. Yeah, it was like a complete experience. And if you
Starting point is 00:24:27 have it again too soon, it'll lessen that experience. Yeah, because then they just become part of your rotation of people you see. And it's no longer special. If I don't see them again for eight months, then I bump into them again. And you know, I'll probably even enjoy that one more than the last time, which I'm excited about. That sounds even better. How do you feel, Gavin? Are you excited to have a hot dog? Well, you were telling me this on text the other day. and how phenomenal this hot dog was. And I think I replied, I could happily never eat a hot dog again
Starting point is 00:24:58 for the rest of my life. I just can't believe it. Well, what was your dog count at? You were like five, right? Five or six? All right. Well, that's no need to be insulting. Oh, was it actually five or six?
Starting point is 00:25:09 You might be right. I think it was. I think it was five or six. I wasn't trying to take a dig at you. You didn't eat a lot of hot dogs. It was similar to your Pye account. Yeah. Yeah, they just don't do anything for me.
Starting point is 00:25:21 interesting I feel I feel like that I'm eating base food is there a base food that you get excited about is that not what you want like you specifically
Starting point is 00:25:32 is that not like the thing you fucking strive for what are you saying no I get what you like it more if it was a cube no I don't want the the freaking food cube
Starting point is 00:25:42 I keep telling you I'm so mad about it I don't want the food cube I keep saying it I get what you mean Gavin it's like there's nothing special about it it is a base food but I enjoy base foods I'm for me
Starting point is 00:26:02 I can get excited about a base food what do you think the most base food is hamburger is up there a sandwich yeah maybe like a one ingredient sandwich I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich for me is probably that's a great base food yeah Maybe like a chicken soup or something.
Starting point is 00:26:24 If we were going to do a count, Gavin, that you would feel you would have the highest numbers of at the end of, because we've done hot dogs, we've done burgers. What would that food be? Ooh. I probably eat more like chicken meals. Is there a promo code you want to put in right now? Do some promotion for this podcast?
Starting point is 00:26:46 No. It's not an ad, rude. I mean, if they're sponsoring this episode, sure. Yeah, right. It's code slow-mo. We all know. I like this man is like, it's not an ad read. And I just ask, what's the thing he consumes the most?
Starting point is 00:27:10 And he states the brand and the type of meal. You know earlier how like when you and I were talking about hot dogs? And I was like, man, I love a Hebrew national hot dog. No, my point is that. You've already given them the promo at the point in which I'm saying, do you have a code? That's where it would have benefited us. You cut it off at the point in which we would benefit from your promo. Well, just make it, Nick, make it a bleep meal.
Starting point is 00:27:41 My favorite McDonald's event, the bleep meal. I get all those figures. So it would just be chicken, and I would be fine with that. I'm also like a big I'm a big soup guy if I'm in a hurry like a tomato soup or something That's so funny
Starting point is 00:27:59 You listed the food I eat the most And then a thing I never eat at all So it would be I'm either fighting for first with you On this list or I'm not on the board So wait So you just Specifically that flavor or you just never go for a soup
Starting point is 00:28:15 Never soup What's your like cozy dog shit day outside meal? You know what? Kind of scratches that itchurches for me Like a butter chicken is the most soup-adjacent thing I think I enjoy Factor butter chicken Yeah, factor
Starting point is 00:28:34 They don't ship to Canada or else I'm sure it's a great product No, but like it's far as soups go It's like the butter, like something being drenched In like a sauce type thing It would be butter chicken for me Interesting I just don't like soup
Starting point is 00:28:49 I probably haven't had a good one I feel like all of my soup experience is like stuff out of a cardboard box historically I've never been to a restaurant and had a soup sometimes there's like a soup course yeah
Starting point is 00:29:07 you've never ordered courses yeah you've never been to a place with like a star an appetizer yeah I guess like I've been to places where they just give you bread rolls when you show up does that count
Starting point is 00:29:20 So you've never ordered an appetizer? Well, no, I've ordered. Like, is soup an appetizer? No, but an appetizer is a course. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I guess, okay. Well, then, yeah, I guess I have.
Starting point is 00:29:34 But when I think of courses, I think of, like, you're buying, like, a three-course meal or whatever. But if you ordered an appetizer, a main, and a dessert, that is a three-course meal. But nobody would call it that. What? Yeah, because it would be, Because it would be four, you would get the check and go home.
Starting point is 00:29:53 So it's a classic... That's a great final course. I stand by it to this day. Grab and go, baby. I see what you're saying. You're not wrong. I am technically, I guess, making my own courses, but I've just never thought about it in those terms.
Starting point is 00:30:14 To me... What are the... I'm just getting once. I'm getting individuals of each thing. Does that make sense? To me, a course, if I'm getting a course. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:27 So you know like when you play golf and there's like nine holes or there's 18 in a course, you're going to experience all those things and you're doing that up front. In my mind, it's the same for eating where if I'm buying courses, I am investing in an experience that is preset and I'm having different layers of things and they're connected in some way. That's a meal. I just don't. I've never viewed it that way.
Starting point is 00:30:53 If I'm ordering like an appetizer, it's like I'm just getting this appetizer. There's no connectivity. We've done a draft about this. Yeah. And in my mind, when we did that draft, this is like you're paying up front for this experience. Like, it's covering all of them.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Wait, can we go back and find Andrew's picks now and look at them knowing this knowledge? I think I stated it in the draft that this is like you pay up front because I had like a sea land and air meal and then went to space. Like it was, I themed it because I think of courses as being an experience
Starting point is 00:31:30 that is interconnected in some way. So you did a full meal draft? Yeah. Okay. So Andrews, Andrews, four courses. Yeah. First. Ficccia.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Yep. Second. Yeah. Bacon barbecue. Bacon barbecue. He wrapped prawn. Yep, that's the sea. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Third, chicken parm with twice-baked potato and vegetable medley. We're laying. That's an a land animal. And then Gavin, do you remember what his fourth course was? Absolutely don't remember of it. Andrew? Space cake. It was a space cake.
Starting point is 00:32:13 We're going up. He did go to space. I was, it was because I really wanted facacia as then. I was on a real kick at that time. So if you went to a restaurant and ordered the Ola separately, you wouldn't consider that courses. But if you paid up front for that, it would be courses? If somebody said I had a three-course meal,
Starting point is 00:32:38 I would never assume they meant I ordered an appetizer. I then picked a main of my choice. And then I picked the dessert of my choice. You just described the three-course meal? But we just did that. That's what we did. We just did it. That's what we did.
Starting point is 00:32:50 No, but in my, and once again, I'm not saying this is right. This is just how I've always interpreted it. A course meal is like you pay up front and all them are determined and you're getting all of them. Where I don't necessarily know when I go to the restaurant that I'm gonna do that.
Starting point is 00:33:09 But if I'm getting four courses, then I know I'm getting four courses. Hmm. It's like a preset thing as opposed to me just picking. Jeff, any thoughts on any of this? No Not in this such Because when I hear
Starting point is 00:33:26 Course meal I think that's like a really fancy Like experience thing I would never Valuate any Restaurant order as a Multiple course meal Although it is
Starting point is 00:33:39 I would say any restaurant that has Like a soup course or a salad course Or whatever It's going to be a pricey steak restaurant Interesting I think also as a non-soup person, this is probably just like a thing
Starting point is 00:33:54 I don't venture in. I'm not much of an appetizer guy either. I don't want to wait into supporting Andrew territory here, but I guess when I think of courses, I think of a prefix menu typically. Interesting. All right. And I'm not even saying I'm right.
Starting point is 00:34:08 I'm not arguing this point. I just have never thought about it in those terms. I'm almost certainly in the minority here on this thought. But I think it is a thing where it's, I'm not always getting appetizers. really excited if they just give me some bread before the meal, that's always great. Me too. And I'm not a dessert
Starting point is 00:34:26 person. So I guess I'm typically only getting a one-course meal which I don't think is a... Can you have a one-course meal? Sure. Well, yeah. Really? Yeah. One thing. Okay. I don't think you really refer to it as a course though. You just, it's just a meal.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Yeah. I mean, I'm kind of on the same page with you. It's like if someone's talking about the courses, it probably is a fancy place. either fancy place or there's more than one. I feel like course implies at least two. A one course meal would be a hilarious thing to advertise on your menu. It's just a dish. Is a dish in a course the same thing?
Starting point is 00:35:08 Because those are both restaurant terms. Are all courses dishes but not every dish is a course? You could pick a dish and a side and that would still be the same course. You know the most excited I've ever been about options is I went to chilies when I went to Hawaii when I was a kid. And they had a chicken strip meal because we don't have chilies here. And you got to have corn on the cob and fries. You got two sides. I was so pumped about it.
Starting point is 00:35:37 That's a thing you remember? Yeah. Oh, I was very excited about it. Is that the thing you remember the most about Hawaii? No, I remember I spent a lot of time in the arcade in Hawaii and I had a lot of fun with the arcade. The arcade and Chili's were my real standouts. Also, I got a fish hook in the ear.
Starting point is 00:35:56 That was the... What? You were really burying the lead, my man. Yeah. It was... We were staying at this hotel, and they had a, like, a kids program, and so I was hanging out with this kid's thing. And on the last day, they took us fishing.
Starting point is 00:36:11 And so it's just a bunch of kids with fishing rods walking around, and I took one to the ear. somebody's hook hit me and it was bad time. That's the worst. Did he weigh you off to? I don't think I was tall enough to be even considered capable. There's no point.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Too small. The minimum requirement. Yeah, they put me in. I've only ever caught one fish in my life and it didn't fit the requirements and I cried when they threw it back into the sea. Oh. I retired. I retired on top.
Starting point is 00:36:47 top of my game. I've also only caught one, one fish. Do you get to keep it? No, it was, the hook, the hook got all stuck through its face and I was really struggling to get it out and then the eye was moving and I was just freaked out and I had to give it to someone. That's so gross. Yeah, it put me off ever catching another fish. So it wasn't even a one course meal. I will say, I think fishing is more fun than catching fish. Just like sitting and, yeah, I agree with that. absolutely.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Set on a pier somewhere just fucking or in a canoe is great. Fish adjacent. Yeah, fish adjacent. Hey, speaking to being fish adjacent, I realized the other day it's December and it's not our, not necessarily our thing, it was the achievement of a thing,
Starting point is 00:37:38 but we did keep it alive that fish and jamboree. This would be the time to do it, and obviously we're not going to do it before January, but I think we may have done the fish and jamboree in January last year too. Yeah. I was wondering if there was any appetite to do it. If we were going to do it, I was thinking,
Starting point is 00:37:52 what if we tried to kill sharks in GTA? Yeah! Oh, hell yeah. Like go fishing for sharks and whales or whatever sea creatures are in GTA because I think they're in there now in multiplayer. Are they? I think that's fun.
Starting point is 00:38:04 I don't think I've ever done that either, so I think that's a fun idea. Yeah, single player, I crashed the little sub into a dolphin, I think. It's about as close as I've coming. I just assume that if there's like I got mauled by a cougar the other day in multiplayer so I assume I should be able to get mauled by a shark just as easily. Maybe that's something we can load up and fuck around with over the end of the year.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Yeah, on the on the GTA doomsday replays video that came out, Andrew's little intro is him getting molded by some sort of cat. Cougar? A chinkugeter? Yeah. Got in my mix. it has been so fun we did the mixed animals draft and seeing the incredible artistry
Starting point is 00:38:48 of our community take those concepts and elevate them has been so exciting there's still posts of people like doing more detailed designs of what we described
Starting point is 00:39:00 and every time I see one I'm just so blown away everybody who's made one of those posts thank you so much they've been so much fun to look at so cool yeah seeing your creativity off of our stupidity is really
Starting point is 00:39:14 pretty awesome to experience. A complete elevation. It's fun seeing talented people take dumb, bad ideas and make them cool. Yeah, but I was scrolling back through, I was trying to find an old photo the other day and I was scrolled back through my camera roll and I guess at some point I'd saved
Starting point is 00:39:33 like 50 back-to-back fan arts of the deer made of wind that we were talking about in Minecraft called the Tornado. And all of those interpretations were so funny. I just went back and looked through all of them. That's incredible. The tornado is a great name for a tornado deer. I will say also, I wanted to bring this up quickly.
Starting point is 00:39:56 We're deep in Advent content at this point. Oh, yeah. It's probably over when this came out. When does this come out? The last day. Today is the last day. Merry Christmas Eve, everybody. Merry Christmas Eve.
Starting point is 00:40:09 I saw a lot of people. that got really excited for the Earthshaker art. So I just wanted to shout out Tobin Lee, who is who I commissioned to do it. He's made so much art for us in the past. He's done all our Rattie boy shirts. He used to do RT stuff with us. Two of them.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Amazing artist. Gavin, you familiar with those shirts? Tobin is genuinely one of the coolest and most talented people we've ever worked for sure. He's fantastic. He used to do those hyper-complicated, like RTX map posters, you know, where he'd make it,
Starting point is 00:40:44 everything was like a fun house and there'd be like a million little Easter eggs and things. Yeah, great. Yeah. So talented. He did such a good job. There are people that thought I commissioned
Starting point is 00:40:54 the original artist of the pinball art to do it. He knocked it out of the park. Luckily, he'd been, it was his job to draw me for a couple of years there, so. Kind of locked in. Yeah, he's locked in. That was, by the way, Andrew, I know I thanked you a million times personally, but just one of the coolest and most thoughtful gifts I could have ever imagined receiving and nothing I give you will come close to it. No, it's not about that.
Starting point is 00:41:23 The fucking, like, just grand slam of a gift you gave me, man. I cannot thank you. I feel like I'm an annoying gift receiver because it genuinely like doesn't matter to me, but I get so much joy out of trying. to find things for other people. So it's like annoying where somebody tries to return the favor and it's like, I don't know, whatever, I don't really care. Anything. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Not in a way of like I'm dismissive. I'm so appreciative of any gift that anyone would give me. But it's like as far as what do I really want, it's like, whatever works, anything is an unbelievably thoughtful gesture. You, uh, I will say this. I failed on a gift that I worked on for a couple months, which is you told me in a previous podcast that you can't get a deep dish pizza to. Canada. And I took that as a personal challenge.
Starting point is 00:42:13 It's, you're right. You're 100% right. It doesn't work. I've tried a million services. I've tried a million companies. And like, they do not want those pizzas in your country, man. It's restrictive. Why? What? It's, uh, I think probably a shipping rule. It's the same where there are like protections for dairy farmers in Canada. So it's tough to get like butter from other countries here.
Starting point is 00:42:37 it's a whole thing because that would be a thing talking about cheese as an interest like I could get deep in the butter world somebody could convince me
Starting point is 00:42:47 that these cows eating this grass in this environment I could go down that rabbit hole so easily can this episode be called
Starting point is 00:42:53 deep in the butter world deep in the butter world I know we sound like lunatics but if you watch a TikTok from the Beverly Hills cheese shop you will be a convert
Starting point is 00:43:03 I fucking promise you and it's the perfect amount of time that content. Like, I don't, if they made that a TV show that was 30 minutes long. Oh, no, yeah, it's like 45 seconds to a minute and 10 seconds. You get everything you need out of it, in and out. It would be interesting to list all the foods and the amount of time you want to spend listening about them. Oh.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Like, your determining cheese is like 45 to a minute, maybe. What do you think, Gavin, what food would you listen to the longest? Oh, man. What food do I know shit all about? Churros? Boy, I was not Whoa, that made Gavin that made my head spin I could do five minutes of chura
Starting point is 00:43:47 I think the most interested I've ever heard Gavin be about food when I've talked to him about food I'm blanking his name a Seamus I think it's Seamus Blackley made bread
Starting point is 00:44:03 using like tools and the way that they made the original bread, like Egyptian-style bread. Like they went into the pottery and were able to cultivate like stuff from it to like make an accurate representation and then went through the process
Starting point is 00:44:19 of what they would have went through so you could taste what the first bread tasted like. You haven't seemed pretty pretty into that. Yeah. Those YouTube channels are really cool. That's how that's, I don't know if it's the same one, but I got the lemonade recipe from one of those like historical.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Oh, okay. Uh, food YouTube. channels. Those are pretty cool. You know what? That is my cheese. I get really excited. It's the only thing I think I like about summer is companies put out their new lemonade's. I get really into that. I get very excited to try all the lemonade. Maybe that's a, maybe that's a name for an episode. Lemonades is my cheese. Have you polished off all those creolas yet? Oh yeah. Yeah. All gone. Long gone. Long gone. What was the best color? Oh, I really like the green apple. I'm a big fan of the green apple they just added I was doing this last night and I thought
Starting point is 00:45:11 Gavin would never do this this would be fucking insane to Gavin I like I did think of me when it comes to it like I do not having enjoyment about something well no no no it's just the specifics and you're gonna be on my you're gonna be like yeah you're right they added a new grocery store to like Uber eats and I like just seeing like what stock places have that way it's just like an easy way to use the UI I I looked at every single drink that they listed. It was like over a thousand drinks, and I just spent like 15 minutes scrolling every drink to evaluate.
Starting point is 00:45:44 And be like, oh, is this new? Have I tried this? I'm just kind of building a cart that I'm not necessarily that I even order just like so I could look at and be like, oh, what are they saying they have that I haven't tried before? Like Dream Drink Cut? Yeah, I guess Dream Drink Kurt, but just even, it's just like mundane things. It's like, oh, I haven't tried that lemonade. Never heard of that brand.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Let's put that in the mix. So, you know, there has to be, there has to be a person on earth who has tried, alive right now, who has tried the most drinks currently. Do you think that person knows they're that person? I think so, yeah. Like, that's an intentional thing. I think so. Like, you remember when you and I interviewed that dude who played 50 Cent Blood on the Sand that night,
Starting point is 00:46:29 and he was the number one player in the world and he had no clue? Yeah, but I, I mean, he knew. You don't know, you know. could have been lying. He could have been full of shit. Yeah, I think he just didn't want to own. Everybody's got to be like, maybe not everybody, but a lot of people are probably the number one person in something and have no clue. It would be interesting if there was somebody who had a palette that was viewed as like,
Starting point is 00:46:52 oh, this person knows what will be hot in the soda market or whatever. Because I assume they taste a bunch of different recipes. Like a soda soothsayer. Yeah. Like this Coca-Cola has. somebody that has just like insane taste buds in the sense of whatever they deem to be their featured flavor is the best option. There's like an,
Starting point is 00:47:15 there's like an anna winture for soda. There's some guy at Coke who has the most trusted buds. Absolutely. That'd be such a cool job to it to tell people. Like, oh, if I like it, Coke makes it. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty big deal. If I, if I, you familiar with the, you feel like with the, Cherry Coke by any chance
Starting point is 00:47:36 He has me. I said yes to that. I liked it. There's a homeless guy in the street that was like, I'm the guy that approved new Pepsi. You know what you've never, you know what you've never heard of?
Starting point is 00:47:47 Peach Coke, you want to know why? I said no. I greenlit off that vending machine. Oh man. What a lame movie that would be. Because it's always like boxers who like they can't fight anymore
Starting point is 00:48:03 because of the damage the idea of like a taste bud savant who ruins his buds. Yeah. He had like one extreme curry and he lost his, he lost the shot. He can only deal in spice now and he lost all his other stuff. Andrew, you, speaking of movies, you mentioned to me that you're watching all of the movies from the summer movie. I'm trying to, yeah, because we need to record that recap of the most recent summer movie league we did.
Starting point is 00:48:29 How far into it? Like, how many do you have left to go? probably like 10ish I would say I'm watching like two or three movies whenever I can do you have a I don't want to encroach upon that content because I imagine we'll be recording it soon but do you have a clear favorite like a so far fight or flight is definitely the most
Starting point is 00:48:47 really your favorite okay yeah I think so I think so it's pretty good thank you for the recommendation to watch that film by the of course every bit as good as you said it would be I caught myself giggling while watching it a couple times yeah it's uh there is a joke that they pay off which is so unnecessary to pay off uh in a fight scene that uh wonderful it's filled with moments like that yeah it's the type of movie where a character reveals they have a certain type of face tattoo and that character recognizes them as being part of like
Starting point is 00:49:18 a dangerous group because of the tattooing and it's i'm so into that type of ridiculous You love that trope? Yeah, just the premise of like, okay, this person clearly is like part of some known group that has tattooing that represents their thing. It's great. That's such a fun movie. I just watched the most recent Mission Impossible and that was not a fun movie. Is that the final one, the Dead Reckoning 2 or whatever? What they claim to be the final one, but like it doesn't end in a way that feels like it's final.
Starting point is 00:49:53 I need to see it, I guess. I watched the one before it. Oh, that was okay. It is like, it's almost a three-hour movie, and I want to say two hours of that is them explaining what it is that they need to do and why they need to do it. And I feel like all the set up in the other movie is kind of not even that important somehow.
Starting point is 00:50:13 No. The thing I was most excited about that they set up in the first movie is such an afterthought for them dealing with it. I thought it was going to be a really cool moment. It's actually a weird problem for a Mission Impossible movie where they made the act of them doing a certain thing so precarious and so dangerous that I didn't get to just enjoy the space
Starting point is 00:50:40 that I was excited to see more of for what they set up. It was like, I wish that things didn't go wrong and he didn't have to do all this crazy stunt work and that he could just go in and search this thing. But yeah, it's been fun. I'm excited to talk about those movies when we record that content. Yeah, I'm excited to do that and wrap that up. Also, now that the year is almost up, everybody don't forget,
Starting point is 00:51:04 you got to get your blindsides in. You don't want to lose them. Yeah, Gavin. How are the, you saving them blindsides? Yeah. Oh, I got so stressed out thinking about what my blindside might be. You just have a box of bullets. Box of bullets.
Starting point is 00:51:23 A box of bullets. Well, you know, we use the immunity bullets. I feel like a blindside bullet could be a thing. And I don't think you've ever shot one. So you just, you're building the ammo. You're getting ready. I feel like it's around this time of year that I start, start warming up the part of my body that tries to figure out if Nick's wearing a mask.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Because it's back on the table soon. Very soon. Are we doing that again? We're going to do it quarterly? Like, what's the, do we have a plan? What do we think? We do it yearly though, don't we? Okay, so what I mean is like, if we're doing it, then yeah, we're doing it.
Starting point is 00:51:59 And then are we doing the quarter system, which is I was hoping something you remember just off the rip where quarterly people are supposed to pay attention to if he was wearing the mask more than everyone else. Yep. Yep, yep, yep. Okay. I cook you four. How many ratty boy shirts do we got? We got two of them. Yeah, Gavin doesn't even know what that is.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Don't even worry about it. Should we also at some point wrap up the Nostradamus thing too? Do we do that early next year? Yeah, early next year. I mean, we have to wait until at least January 1st. Because anything can happen on December 31st. True. That's true.
Starting point is 00:52:38 A dog may speak. Should we back to back the results and then a new Nostradamus? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, wow. I like it. We have to be new one. You can be right again. This can be awesome.
Starting point is 00:52:50 I need you guys plan on getting divorced in like the next two weeks. Nah. Not planning on it. I'm glad. You all beat the odds. I don't think you are, man. I don't think you are. I'm really excited for all of you.
Starting point is 00:53:05 That's awesome. It doesn't sound that way. No, I'm pumped. Okay. I think we should do a compilation of Eric's thanks man's of the year. And I mean it every time. Yeah, it's pretty obvious you meet it. Yeah, I don't think that was ever in question.
Starting point is 00:53:31 I want to give a little thanks to a very kind member of the community called, on Reddit he's called Blade. And he did a post called My Guide for Gavin on Saving His Old Pikachu. And it was like the most in-depth set of instructions ever. And I'm absolutely going to follow it. So I thought that was very nice of that person. But there are no Pikachu updates. It's still as far as we know, the same thing.
Starting point is 00:53:55 No, I haven't. All I've done is backed him up. He's now safe forever on my computer, and I can now change the battery and the cartridge and stuff. Oh, that's great. Move on to phase two. Congratulations. That's awesome. Thank you. That is phenomenal. What a year. What a great year for regulation. It's been. I've enjoyed it. Yeah. We still have a couple more podcasts before the end of the year, right? Today's December 24th, so we have one more. Okay. 24th. We know one more. Yep. One more big, blow out. We'll Gavin have his blindsides played? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:54:31 We'll have to tune in to find out. Podcasts, podcast, podcast, regulation, episode 86. Podcast regulation, 86 episode. Were you guys ever into like TEE magazines? No. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:54:48 What does that mean? So we're closing out 2025, weird style, got it. Well, I remember going into like an off license of stuff, buying a little chalky or something, like a twirl or something on the way home from school. And you see all like, you see like nuts and loaded. Sure. And I, I just assumed like, oh, one day I'll be old enough to read them and buy them.
Starting point is 00:55:08 And now I'm, I've realized I never did. What age is that actually for? Is it for? I can't imagine being 38 and reading one. Like, who, who's meant to do that? The pre-internet age? I don't think anybody was reading anything. But that was like actual
Starting point is 00:55:25 There's like actual A lot of stuff in there I never tried buying one Would I be prevented from buying one Is there an age restriction on those things? He'd have to be 18 I think Okay Yeah I think it would be 18
Starting point is 00:55:38 But I also think they wouldn't sell one To a 38 year old I mean they just tell you no Too old man Bro bro Bro do you have a phone It's just a product that's been replaced by the internet obviously
Starting point is 00:55:51 Because there's so many better articles on the internet to read did they ever actually shut them down there? Because like loaded must still be a thing.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Well, I think they still exist. I'm sure. Well, I don't know. Playboy doesn't exist in a physical form anymore, right?
Starting point is 00:56:08 Didn't they get rid of that? Oh, I don't know. No clue. It's not. I thought he was typing where did magazine go? But to answer your question, I mean,
Starting point is 00:56:22 I was, a 12-year-old kid, so I was definitely into those magazines, but they're not something you bought. It's something that somebody's older brother let you have that you hid in a bag in the woods. You found in a bag in the woods. Yeah, and then you passed it on to the next kid who wanted a bag in the woods. Yeah, I guess it stopped, loaded, ended in March 2015. Wow. Now an online thing. Maybe if you'd supported them, more, they'd still be around. I just don't think I... I think I turned like 18, 20, and I just assumed I had so much life left to
Starting point is 00:56:51 buy one of those and then I just completely missed it. I think a lot of the two is like not being able to do it makes it more enticing. Like I wanted to be old enough to buy cigarettes. I never wanted to buy a cigarette and I never did. Once I was 18 and it was like, hey, you can buy cigarettes and I was like, okay, cool, gross. No thanks. You know, I want to try it. I've never done that.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Buy cigarettes? Yeah. What kind would you get? B&H. Benson and Hedges. I fucking knew it. Why? I know, it's like the cheap, like your school kids buy them.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Kevin, I think you should take an Uber ride to the nearest 7-Eleven and go in and buy an adult magazine and a pack of cigarettes. Yeah, hell yeah. I'm going to go down the off-eat. In the car. In the car on the way there. And condoms. Yeah, I'm going to buy all the stuff. And when I'm in there, I'm going to check how much a Fredo bar costs.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Because when I was a kid, it was 10 p. But I don't think it is anymore. Get some rhino horn. I can assure you it isn't. What the fuck is a hoary goat? Fredda, it's a kilo frog. It's a frog chocolate. How much is a Fredo in 2025?
Starting point is 00:57:58 Here you go. Here's Fredo. 20p. Oh, between 30 and 45, I'm seeing. Oh, wow. 35p for, I remember when they were 10. It's fucked up, man. I don't feel to be old enough to say I remember when they were blank, Gavin.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Feels good. Yeah. I mean, you've had some luck if you could say that, right? For sure. The only part I would say is lucky about that experience. We should probably wrap up this episode so that way we can go buy cigarettes. Nick, is there a kind of cigarette you're going to buy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Which one? Menthal. That was my time, baby. Oh, cool. Well, can I interest you then in the camel crush, which is just a regular cigarette, but then you can crush the little menthol thing and halfway through you can make it menthol? Oh, it's so satisfying. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:58:56 So gross. What? Whoa. There's like a mint in it? Yeah, yeah, pretty much. It's, there's like a little,
Starting point is 00:59:03 there's like a little ball in it. And then so you can smoke it normal style. And then you pop the ball and you can smoke it menthol style. You know, you can, you can inhale whatever's in there. I would assume someone just like taking a cyanide cat, so if I saw someone do that.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Do you think if we, if we sit sat there and watched Gavin smoke one entire cigarette you would grow up? Yes. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do it either. I've never smoked a cigarette. I've never smoked a whole cigarette in my life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:34 I had some of a cigarette at a bowling alley once. What's between us? We have to smoke one. Well, here's the thing. It would be one puff for Gavin, one puff for Eric, one puff for Jeff, and the rest of the cigarette for Nick.
Starting point is 00:59:48 Nick chumps. And then like a six-month wee-laps for Nick. Yeah. So many cigarettes for Nick. I hate that I'm legitimately too intimidated to buy cigarettes. Go buy him! What do you mean? Yeah, go buy him for next.
Starting point is 01:00:10 He's scared. You're scared of the guy at the convenience store. Buy these camels, sir. Gavin's 15 years older than the guy who's selling them to him. He doesn't give a shit. I have to be looking over my shoulder to make sure my mom did walk in. at what age at what age do you stop
Starting point is 01:00:36 worrying about getting in trouble I don't think I'm not there yet because I'm constantly afraid of getting in trouble like I'm eight and I'm fucking closer to a hundred than one at this point you know who's gonna make you be in trouble I don't know my wife my mom quote the man
Starting point is 01:00:56 like you got Aaron Eric, I'm always scared of Eric. Eric's terrifying. There's a lot of people that I could get in trouble with. Yeah. In trouble. In trouble is so crazy. That's like if you rode your bike over to my house to knock on my door to ask if I wanted to play.
Starting point is 01:01:11 I'd be scared I'd get in trouble with Barbara for knocking on the door too loud or be like showing up unannounced. I would never do that because I'd be too scared. You think I wouldn't want to ride my bike over to Gavin's house all the time? I'm never going to knock on the door. I'm scared of Meg. I don't want to get in trouble. I get that. You're scared of your bingo, buddy?
Starting point is 01:01:28 I could easily I'm out of dude I'm fucking done with bingo I will want I'm fucking I got out I got out I've seen
Starting point is 01:01:35 I've seen this fucking song and dance before I haven't been in months and you'll be back this week no they already
Starting point is 01:01:42 went this week and I didn't go with him he'll go he'll go soon he'll go soon did you get sick of Emily winning no but
Starting point is 01:01:49 Emily did win this week again oh shit yeah she's won like four times in the last eight times they've gone
Starting point is 01:01:55 or something I think it's getting I think it's wearing real thin to Vanessa and Meg. Does she win the sloppy Joe's when you play? Typically? Oh man, we haven't... Yeah, usually. She's a winner. Emily's usually a winner. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:09 She wins a lot of stuff. That's great. Good for Emily. Skilled bingo player. Everyone says it. It is true. But no, I'm out of bingo. Thank you. My bingo days were over. I'll probably go to bingo like three times next year. I enjoy.
Starting point is 01:02:28 a bingo. I just, I get my fix, much like Andrew with the hot dog, and then I'm good for a while. I want to build the desire up naturally again. That's very fair. So who wants Q1 of Nick's Mosque? Oh, that's a big responsibility. Nick will do it. Nick will keep it open here. Well, here's the thing. Let's take a week to think on it. So when we do our last episode of the year, we'll know going into January who feels like they can take up the mantle, the responsibility of Q1 to figure out this monkey man. We could give it to the wheel.
Starting point is 01:03:02 The wheel, I think is the way to do it. We could give it to the wheel. That feels like a wheel thing. All I've had an idea. But are you, now here's the thing, Gavin. Are you prepared for it to land on you? Yeah. Are you prepared for it to land on second wheel?
Starting point is 01:03:14 Could land on second wheel. Could land on coin. Why would it land on coin? Coin could be on the wheel. What would coin do? Well, you decide after we've been on the wheel. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:26 Q1 or Q4? Coin one or coin two or coin 5,000. There could be a thing on the wheel that just says convert the wheel to coins and you have to get out that many coins. And that's what you can look forward to at the next episode of the regulation podcast. Incredible. Wow. Christ.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Oh, man. Oh, thank you for listening. listening to another episode of the regulation podcast. There's only one more to be listened to in 2025. Well, that's not true. You can listen to all of them in 2025, but one new one new one on the way before we kick off the new year. What are we going to talk?
Starting point is 01:04:11 We have one episode left to talk about everything we didn't get to talk about yet in 2025. I'm sure you guys have tons of stuff that you want to get to. And you can get to it too by being here next Wednesday. And then for every day after that, because once it's out, it's out forever. and listen to it and like it and we'll see you next time. Bye. Bye.

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