Regulation Podcast - Goof Day // Sunny G [95]

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Regulation Hooky, Chill Czar, flip a falcon, ipso facto, coin decision, interest rock, 360 valley of interest, Gavin puke, Sopranos, cookbooks, beef fizz, dirtbag so...das, Arnold Palmer vs Shirely Temple, evil Gavin, Fruitopia, poutine, food whimsy, roaming price, and Andrew's hole. Sponsored by Zocdoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/regulation and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor. #sponsored Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:57 Hello, and welcome to another episode of the regulation podcast. This is episode 95. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always. Andrew Patton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, Eric Badur. We all do have nicknames. And today is the first Hookie Day of the year. This is airing, I believe, on March 4th, Hooky Day number one. Now, there is also a motion to call this Goof Day?
Starting point is 00:01:24 Oh, did you, is that, are you bringing that to the table? I was wondering why he didn't love it. There was a motion before we recorded. It just, it hasn't crossed through official paper. approved approved it's approved wow we just needed to go through the proper paperwork i mean we're serious uh town community so you got to you got to run through first you got to go through the regulations guys the little world is a serious town slash community we got to do this the right it's on the sign when you drive when you come into town it's on the sign serious town slash
Starting point is 00:01:53 community there are procedures to be followed absolutely well there you have it today is officially goof day if you're listening to this on the day of release march 4th I guess all March 4th going forward will be Goof Day as well. Gavin, you didn't really, you didn't really voice an opinion one way or another on Goof Day. How are you feeling about it? Oh, well, I was expected for Andrew to bring the Coinsar into it because he did in the Pleasantries and then I don't know why I was involved.
Starting point is 00:02:22 And then he didn't even bring it up. I brought up the Coinsar because Jeff was just trying to launch a goof day saying it's Goof Day. And I was saying that if this was a coin issue, you wouldn't just let it be pre-approved there'd be a process it has to go through the coinsar so we did the paperwork
Starting point is 00:02:37 it's all good it's official I'm pretty chill zah I think pretty easy going I don't know if you can be a chill czar I feel like when I hear czar I think a very serious chilled and czar are like polar opposites honestly
Starting point is 00:02:50 I don't I do like say it there chills uh chillser is a great that's a great character maybe chills czar will be your nickname next year Sounds like you got a new character for Celestial Glorboses Part 2.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Do I take the blame for the shitty decision the last coin made? I mean, it's the coin's fault. I don't know that it's necessarily your fault, but I think you are a representative of the coin, right? Because I've been getting some grief, because, you know, as we know, most people who wanted a coin got one already. And then we just, the coin decided to sell 5,000 of the same coin with no interesting addition. and, you know, I think the coin made a shit decision, but I'm getting the grief for it. All I did was allow the coin to make the decision
Starting point is 00:03:38 and to set up the coin to do so. Now, I agree with that, and I do want to say, Nick is bringing up a great point in the chat. Nick, you want to level that at Gavin? Yeah, I would love to. So, Gavin, you're the handler of this coin, you're the coins are, but if something went awry and a falcon handler
Starting point is 00:03:55 had a falcon go nuts, would it not be on the falcon handler? saying we should flip a falcon. We just throw the bird in the air and make it do flips. I heard they always land on their feet. I think if you put murder on a roulette wheel and it landed on it and then you killed somebody, I don't think it would be the roulette wheel's fault. What, if I used to the immunity billet.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Yeah, I mean, you put it there, you know. You did put it into motion. I think that part of the, part of the good and the bad of being the coins are is while you're in the service of the coin, you are the face of the coin, as it were. And you get, uh, you get to share in all the wins when you sell out 5,000 coins in 15 minutes, but then, like, you ride that high, but then you also have to take your lumps when we only sell half that in a week. Right. But I, but I made the decision to sell 5,000 coins with Emily. That was before there was a coin. So really, the first time we put it to the coin, the coin made a dog shit choice. Yeah, and you're the representative of the
Starting point is 00:05:00 coin. Are we not like, I feel like that was pretty well established, right? For sure. Yeah. Ipso facto. Oh, you got ipso facto. Oh, that's the worst kind of facto. When it came to how many numbers you selected, that's just what you and Emily came up with. The two of you just put numbers out.
Starting point is 00:05:19 You didn't flip the coin to ask if it approved to the numbers or not. That is true. You didn't even give the coin a chance. Wow. You put all of the numbers into play for the coin and then have to decide. from. Well, that was two numbers that time. You didn't get pre-approval from the coin. Okay. At the point which, if you would have given, if the coin would have approved the numbers, then I think I'd be on coin's fault for this fully, but you put the weapons in the arena and
Starting point is 00:05:44 then let it go wild. So do you think to build the coin wheel? I need to ask the coin each time. What do you think about 70,000 and flip to see if it's yes or no? Yes. Absolutely. If you want to blame it all on the coin, then you need to have every decision be made by the coin. So instead of wheel coin, you want coin, wheel, coin, coin. Yeah. Coin wheel, coin. What did we have on Friday when we were playing unfair flips? Remember when we played unfair flips on Friday?
Starting point is 00:06:12 And we let the coin decide what games we played? We sure did. Was that a video game? And then under the auspice of that? Or does that fall under the purview of the coins are as well? Ooh. I don't know. That's a good question.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Because I felt like we unlocked something in that stream when we, what happened, audiences, we said if it was a game called unfair flips where there's only like a 30% chance of heads. So we said if we would play the game until we got heads five times in a row and then Gavin would have to play limbo or tails 10 times in a row and Andrew would have to play limbo. And then Andrew got it pretty quickly. And that felt that felt like something very cool that we could explore doing further. but I was thinking about it over the weekend. Does that fall under the, I guess the Coinsar's purview because it is a coin making decisions
Starting point is 00:07:05 or is it totally separate? That's a great point. I mean, I'm a pretty chill, Zah. It's a question. Well, I'm not making a point. I'm asking a question. Well, I mean, the point is to consider it. I'm starting to feel like the way that,
Starting point is 00:07:21 and maybe this is just under Gavin's run as Coins are. that the coin really is the voice of all of this and really the Coinsar simply is the one who has the right to ask and flip the coin to see its decision. Like if there was on our website about us, right?
Starting point is 00:07:39 And it just had a picture of us and all of our roles. If my role was Coinsar, the picture would be me next to a coin on a table, shrugging. Okay. You're pretty chills, Ar, I guess.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Yeah, just like, yeah. Coin did it. Hey, good point. What would your portrait be if you were the mayor of Goofort? Well, it's probably a very serious image because we're a serious town slash gleaner. Like maybe with a bit of a frown with crossed arms or something? No, I don't think I'd cross my arms. I think it would just be a pretty bog standard portrait.
Starting point is 00:08:22 I think what Nick just dropped in there, you're drawing us. in the Valley of Interest is right. I think, yeah. I'd be fine with that. I'd be totally fine. I had a realization last night about the Valley Interest. I don't know how deep we want to get because we've done a lot of talks
Starting point is 00:08:38 about the Valley of Interest over the last few upsets. I had a realization of something that I've internally always felt and knew about the Valley of Interest, but I don't think anyone else understood or got because it was unexplained.
Starting point is 00:08:55 There'd be no reason to. I didn't make a graph with the valley of interest. That wasn't a, that was, that we're inside the valley. I think there was a misunderstanding that I was trying to articulate a graph with my first drawing. No, you, you pretty clearly said we're inside the valley and that didn't make any sense. So we just kind of, like, I just had to sort of parse it and I didn't really get it still. Plus it wasn't drawn on graph paper, so, you know.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Right. I always visualized the valley of interest as being a giant rock. What? It's a big rock in the in the valley. The valley of interest is a giant rock inside the valley? Yes. Do you mean the interest is the rock in the valley? Yes, the rock is the interest in the valley.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Why did you draw it like a nail? I don't, you know, it's fair. I just use blue for everything. So I realized... The interest is the rock inside the valley. So the rock, you are the... you're the rock, you're doing something with the rock? No, it's just the interest.
Starting point is 00:10:00 The interest is, it's, it's the giant, it's a large, spiked up rock. And that's representative of the interest. I have a question then. Okay. What the hell is the point of the valley? I don't know, I don't mean valleys. The valley doesn't have to be, the valley doesn't have anything to do with anything, right? It's like terrain and, yeah, it's just like, it really just seems to be your interest rock is what we're getting at.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Yeah, it's in the valley. It's your interest rock. Yeah, it's not the Valley of Interest, it's just simply your interest rock. So if I asked you to graph your interest, could you do it? On a graph? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I mean, basically the Valley is like, is essentially a parking lot. Let's say it's like the parking lot at the mall. It's where you park your rock, but the interest is the rock. I think the Valley of Interest is very specifically in reference to Twitch streams. Uh huh.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Because my interest is different. That was the realest noise Gavin's ever made. Nick, I'm gonna need that for my, I'm gonna need that for my ringtone, Nick. You got it. That was completely involuntary. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Because my general interest in things, there's not as single, there's all sorts of levels and I like learning about stuff, but specifically when it comes to Twitch streams, I'm there for just the content of the stream. So I think that's what I was, trying to represent by the valley. There could be a lot of...
Starting point is 00:11:28 Right, but it's a rock. But it's a rock. Yeah, because at the point in which I'm in a literal valley, I'm trying to think of, like, what would be a natural thing within the valley that could be representative of my peak interest for... Right, but I think the valley is what we're talking about would be the thing that represents your interest, right? Well, the valley, it's just like land, right?
Starting point is 00:11:50 There's nothing... I have to lay down. So, how... How would you draw your interest if it wasn't a Twitch stream? It was about dinner this evening. Oh, I think it would just be a mountain everywhere. High peaks. It would be a mountain, high peaks, like two high peaks, next to each other.
Starting point is 00:12:15 I don't know why it be two. Well, I'm just like, could there be two high peaks? My point is, I'd be very interested. Is it what, you represent it with some. kind of rock or I don't think it has to be a rock in the like if we're out of the valley is it do you potentially have a tree
Starting point is 00:12:37 of interest or like a dirt hill of interest or it's just all rock based yeah yeah I think this is the probably the last run through we'll do of the value of interest I assume but I seriously hope not I have some final drawings I had homework
Starting point is 00:12:55 that you all gave me. Let me start uploading them. You wanted a 360 of what the valley look like. Yeah. And I've done just that. I'm saving all the drawings. I put together. We got the, we got a top down of the valley.
Starting point is 00:13:15 We got the left, right side of the valley. A backshot of me from behind me at the interest. I'll just post I guess then we can go through one at a time Thanks man I tried to do The 360 view As well as the top down Of the valley
Starting point is 00:13:33 So this is the top down Of the valley That's the valley of interest If you're looking Is that water on the right? Yeah Okay Now is that a lake or
Starting point is 00:13:43 Yeah it's like a lake situation A lake okay Where are you? I'm in the valley somewhere Maybe not Maybe I'm not in the valley In this situation Yeah maybe he's not very interested
Starting point is 00:13:53 How high up are we? Would we be able to see the rock from this angle? No, no, the rock is covered. Yeah, rocks covered. Because there's a lot of trees. The rock in the valley of interest is covered in the top.
Starting point is 00:14:05 From the top down, yeah, you wouldn't be able to see it. Because of the canopy of trees. So in this picture, so the first picture you drew the rock, the second picture you drew you, and in this picture you've drawn neither. Well, because you asked for a top down. Okay, well, I just wanted to see
Starting point is 00:14:23 like where everything was in this top. Like I need this. They don't relate to each other. No, but it's a top down. If you want to see, you wanted to see the whole valley. And the blue is like the drop-off. Like you were saying,
Starting point is 00:14:37 it would be like if Blood Gulch had a cliff at the end of it. Well, Andrew, I think this is a great top-down, but guy like me wants to see the left and the right. So this is the left of the valley interest. And that's you, and that's you looking at the... I'm just hanging out I'm just holding a camera to my right and I'm taking a photo of what's to my left
Starting point is 00:14:58 It's an interesting haircut you have now That's to the right of the valley interest This is Behind me The Valley Interest If you've strapped the camera to the back of my head That's what the back of the Valley of Interest would look like
Starting point is 00:15:14 So that's what your head was blocking in the previous one Sure This is the Right of the Valley of Interest. Once again, just me hanging out. Handout, photo, we got some trees. We got some grass.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Did you say hand out? You look like a blue peanut in this one. Do you. You know, Andrew, I'm getting a vivid picture, really feeling like I'm there. But I do have a question. Where is the rock? It's in front of me.
Starting point is 00:15:46 It's out of frame. Here, I'll show you. I have one last one. This is if the camera was behind me and I'm looking at the Valley of Interest. These are all angles, the 360 angle. That's the interest, rock. Oh, so it's the, that's the rock.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Is the blue the water? Yeah, the blue's the water. So the rocks in the lake? No, it's in front of the lake. Oh. So is it at the edge of the water? Yeah. Is it in the water?
Starting point is 00:16:15 It looks like it's in the water. I think maybe it's maybe a little bit. Okay, so it's not even really all the way in the valley of the water. interest. It's been, it's outside of the valley of interest in the water. It's like on the perimeter, I'd say. What do we call the water in this situation? Is it the, is it the lake of what? I don't know. That's for you guys to decide. I feel like I've done a lot of the heavy lifting and what this valley is. It's your valley. Exactly. That's my point, but you want to add names to the water. Go ahead. You can name the water.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Can you tie this back to the Twitch stream, this final image? The final image is like everything being kind of flat non-interesting, that's everything outside of the stream actually occurring. The interest is me seeing people or game or something that isn't a wait screen on the thing.
Starting point is 00:17:10 And then... And the width, the width of that rock is the amount of patience I have for sticking around until it starts. Which by the way, he's not kidding. He showed up in my stream the other day and just counted down from 10 and left. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:17:28 That rocks. I was there for some fallout action, I believe. I held off from starting to stream just to see what would happen. I appreciated it. He extended the weight, actually. It's actually one of my favorite things when I see Jeff goes live
Starting point is 00:17:45 and I'm on my phone immediately. Just joining him saying boo and then leaving. But that's the valley of interest. I feel like it's well covered. I feel like we understand everything. I haven't had a chance to look at what they sent, but Tina was messaging me at 12.20 a.m.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Immediately going into the episode to try to figure out what Eric was talking about with the hard discussion. Breaking it down, asking me some questions. I need to reply to that as soon as we're done here. Oh, I just so you're aware, I've texted Tina. The Valley of Interest is a rock. So, yeah. I can't believe I'm saying this,
Starting point is 00:18:25 but I think the images did it for me. I feel like I have a full picture of the value of interest now. There we go. Not me. I really do. As long as Tina gets it, I'm happy. Tina is the Andrew understander,
Starting point is 00:18:39 so she definitely gets it. Then I'm happy. I'm hoping we can 3D model this into a little diorama that I can print. That's what you mentioned, so I just was trying to deal left, right, forward back.
Starting point is 00:18:51 I think that's a great idea, Gab. I'd love to see you 3D print the value of interest. I need to learn CAD. Cad? Luckily, you have great resource files. That's funny, Andrew. Finding a doctor you actually like feels like discovering a diamond in the rough. Sure, you want someone in network nearby with open time slots,
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Starting point is 00:21:35 I have a complaint. Oh, shit. I have a complaint and I have a warning. And Jeff, I know this is near, near to your heart. I played it largely because of you and your excitement around it. I finally played a game about digging a hole. Oh, yeah. Fun game.
Starting point is 00:21:53 I think I hate that game. Why? I got so mad at that game. Why? I feel like it got overhyped, and I don't know if, I don't think it's the game's fault. But I've just heard from so many people like, oh, I got hooked on this game. This is such a fun game. It's like a fun two-hour little trick and then it's over.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Yeah, but the, I bought all my upgrades, like not even a quarter of the way through digging this hole. And I kept waiting for more to occur. And then it might be. Saying it's my fault, I think, is a strong word, but the way I play that game, I don't think is how they intended it. Because you can, mainly what I wanted to get out of this, is to warn people, you can only essentially get two achievements,
Starting point is 00:22:42 I believe, in your first play through. I thought I was getting all these achievements. I was doing all this work. I was looking for things. There's a lack of things that I'm trying to pull up an image for this, but it's not letting me. I essentially, I fully dug out this hole, got to the reveal, got to the end of the game, and then you unlock an achievement mode once you beat the game.
Starting point is 00:23:06 And I was so fucking mad, and I had never heard that from anyone. I dug up every inch of this goddamn hole. I'm not doing it again. Why? Because that's what I, to me, that's the point of this game. I know, I've watched you play prison escape simulator. I know how you operate. So you played the game as it was intended to be played and now you're mad?
Starting point is 00:23:29 Why have an achievement mode be unlockable where it's just collect stuff? Why not just have that in the game? I guess you're not a real achievement hunter. Oh, I'm a... Wow. That's after I shared the valley of interest with you. How many go solo? You're complaining that you have to play a game multiple times to get all the achievements.
Starting point is 00:23:50 That's most games, though. But it's not the... Is there anything different? in the achievement mode for this game? No, it's the fucking same thing. So why? Why? I think it's because I played a way better version of this game
Starting point is 00:24:06 and then I went into this game after it because it's like, oh, I'll continue this kind of style of. Also, it takes about 45 minutes to beat this game if you really want. It's a real quick little thing. I played this game for like three hours before I was. What? Why?
Starting point is 00:24:22 There's even a there's even a tile over by the lawn chair that if you click it, it just gives you infinite money and then you buy all the upgrades immediately. And then you just blow through it the second time. Oh, like, Dick in New Game Plus? Yeah, it's like New Game Plus. And then you basically can max out all of your stats in the first 30 seconds and then you just blow through it. I didn't know that, but...
Starting point is 00:24:47 You should have asked. I would have told you. I don't, like, I just don't... I don't know. I don't know why it doesn't click with me. I think I was expecting a bigger twist as well I don't know I just I didn't I didn't end up enjoying anything I wasn't expecting any twist and so to get a twist was annoying I thought
Starting point is 00:25:05 that was the only thing I didn't like about the game Andrew do you think it was too close to prison escape simulator like you're digging a whole I think prison escape simulator is a way better game significantly better you just like doing jobs for Jeremy and stuff yeah you like that game because it gives you achievements for stuff you ate done yeah that's true Gavin's right yeah it's absolutely right
Starting point is 00:25:24 100%. Yeah, they're just handing them out. You didn't even do it. Here it is. That is true. I just, I don't know. I want to warn people. Do not dig every inch of dirt from that hole on your first place here.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Just get to the bottom. Just get to the whole. Unless you have fun digging, you know, unless you enjoy doing it. You also may not give a shit about achievements and may not want to play it a second time through to get the achievements. You may get the full enjoyment that are just playing the game the first time. That's true. That's fair. I guess for me it felt like the game was penalizing me for no reason.
Starting point is 00:26:01 I 100% agree. I'm being cheeky about it, but I thought it was stupid that you unlocked achievements after beating the game. And I thought it was, I found it to be annoying too, but not that annoying because they were really easy to go back and get. And I very, very rarely will ever play through a game twice. So if I'm going to have to, a 45 minute to an hour game,
Starting point is 00:26:20 isn't a big deal. But in all seriousness, I don't understand why they did. that Andrew and it doesn't make any sense to me either. I think it's also for how slow I played. You should be able to get all but one achievement through the first playthrough and then a second playthrough to just dig down as quickly as fall, or fall, whatever it is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Or if there's like an evolution to the game, I'm fine with that, but it's just like collect a bunch of stuff. Yeah, I've done all that. Can I talk about something that nearly made me vomit? Oh, God. Oh, wow. Yeah, of course. Well, I was watching Sopranos.
Starting point is 00:26:54 I took a little break because I was like three seasons in. And then when we're in Vegas, I looked to the soprano's pinball machine and it had a picture of everyone who dies in it. So it kind of spoiled the whole show. You got spoiled by a pinball machine. I got spoiled by the people machine. And really, to be honest, I only got spoiled by Eric because Eric said, look, it's everyone who dies. I thought at that point, I didn't know you were on whatever. I thought that you had finished the Sopranos by that way.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Yeah, yeah. I had no idea. I thought we were sharing a fun moment of craziness in this thing we both knew. It was funny. Shit. No, yeah. I laughed and went, oh. Also, want to be clear, it's not just me.
Starting point is 00:27:40 It says RIP above all the fucking characters. Okay. I just didn't know. I just didn't notice. I also would maybe argue, I guess, spoilers for the sparranoes. That applies to essentially every character in that show. Yeah, pretty much. The Paiomai is awesome though
Starting point is 00:27:55 That's a great photo of Paiomai Fucking horrors So anyway I got I figured that I'd probably forgotten most of the pictures And it was time to restart The Sopranos Kept on watching
Starting point is 00:28:08 And there's some gnarly shit in that show You're people getting bipped People getting beat into death Getting stomped But nothing made me want to throw up more Than when Carmela Came out with Lincoln log sandwiches in one of the episodes.
Starting point is 00:28:24 It was hot dogs on bread cut lengthways with cream cheese inside. And it looks absolutely disgusting. And I wanted to ask the opinions of the others on this podcast.
Starting point is 00:28:37 Would you eat that? I try it. Yeah, it's like a Seattle dog. You put that hot dog in one hand and a gun and the other one and I'm eating a bullet. Is that pretty much just what a Seattle dog is?
Starting point is 00:28:49 I mean, a Seattle dog is, this is going to be the best looking one I've ever seen ever, but you can see everything pretty clearly. It's the cream cheese, jalapinos, the hot dog, and the grilled onions. So this is just missing a couple of things, but it's just the cream cheese. It's so good. Oh, it's so good. Getting that at one in the morning after leaving a bar at packs, uh, incredible. Incredible. Yeah, I don't, it's, um, I'm so on the fence about it. I think it looks terrible, Gavin. It's absolutely terrible. Cream cheese doesn't need to be anywhere near a hot dog
Starting point is 00:29:23 Yeah something about that combo Just seeing a hot dog just loaded with cream cheese It just turned my stomach Putting it in the middle is really something Yeah, that's strange Like the ratio is too thick, I think Yeah, yeah, it's really a lot Here's the thing Gavin about this
Starting point is 00:29:40 I'm curious Because they made two different In-world soprano cookbooks It's true If the recipe's in there Yeah, yeah, yep Would you be willing to make the recipe? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Maybe try it. Is it in there? I don't know. I just know that there's two of them. I own one of them. I think we own one too. I'll have to look. So one's the Carmella one and one's the Aibuco one?
Starting point is 00:30:07 Yeah, you go to Vasuvio to get a Winkin'Log hot dog. Oh, it's phenomenal. Yeah, the Carmella soprano one is definitely written from the perspective of the character. I don't think I've I guess the Ardibucco one yeah It does seem like it is also from his perspective Because I guess you'd have to
Starting point is 00:30:29 It would be in the entertaining one right Because it's her recipe I'd assume Unless maybe Probably yeah Doing a thing with like the Artebuca one Where he's like sourcing recipes From the characters I don't know I feel like if they made a point of showing
Starting point is 00:30:42 Carmela cook and prepare it in the show It's gonna be in her cookbook That's true Yeah probably How many opportunities were there You know Yeah Let us know in the comments which book it's in,
Starting point is 00:30:52 but does she make them for AJ? Is that who she makes them for? It's so, and of course it would be for AJ. What a freak. I wonder what the first, like show movie cookbook was for media. Because this would be pretty early in that trend,
Starting point is 00:31:12 I would assume. Because now everything has a cookbook. Every single game has a cookbook associated. I mean, you would think it's probably something like Julia Childs or whatever from like forever and ever ago. Like I mean media where it's like the character's cookbook or it's the in-world cookbook. So you wouldn't count something like a celebrity chef.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Like you wouldn't count something like Jamie Oliver's cookbook. It would have to be like Ross from Friends's cookbook. Yes. Yes. Exactly. Why is it always TV though? Why is it ever a movie? I mean unless it's like the movie chef, I don't know that they're making like a ton of stuff, right?
Starting point is 00:31:48 That's true. I feel like I saw a cook. book for the movie The Big Night once. The Big Night. Yeah, it was like, it had Monk in it and What's His Face, Stanley Tucci, and they had an Italian restaurant in New York City. It was going to business and they were trying to say that. There's a movie with Tony Shalub and Stanley Tucci in it?
Starting point is 00:32:08 Yeah. They're brothers in it. That's crazy. I would just love to see like a Jason Bourne cookbook or James, oh, a Pixar one. I found one and it has the rat, the chef rat on it, which is like good but also bad. You know what I mean? It's like that's cool, but also I don't know about that. That's, you know.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Hmm. Hmm. First TV show cook. Let me see if I can. I guess the French, it's like you're saying, Eric, everything is Julia Child. Yeah, I think we have to search like for like in character. We got to dig deep on this, Andrew.
Starting point is 00:32:39 I think it's a good idea. This is a great time to point out, I think that we sell a cookbook, the FACES Regulation Cookbook. It's available digitally on. Right, it's on our Patreon. You can get it for free. Yeah, but you can get it for free if you just sign up.
Starting point is 00:32:53 That's just one that you can have. It is a free gift to people that sign up. Yeah, I completely forgot about it. Or you can go buy it if you just want it. That's fine. Seinfeld cookbooks interesting. I have that one. Really?
Starting point is 00:33:03 Yeah? Have you used it? Not yet. Now is that a new book or is that like when the show is airing still? That's newer. That's what I feel like we're in this weird period where like they're pulling old material to make cookbooks out of it. I agree.
Starting point is 00:33:20 I'd love to know, like, as it was airing type thing. Around the time. I really think Sopranos might be the first. Here's one. What would you find? A feast of fire and ice. Oh, yeah, I did see that. Based on Game of Thrones.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Nick is ready with all these cookbooks. This one's maybe, this one's a little more my speed. Chucky cheese in front's party cookbook. Oh, hell yeah. Now, this is the rat, but he's not a chef. And so that's different. He's an orphan rat that likes our cave games. Yep, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Why do those hot dogs have eyes? World of Warcraft? I like that it's not punny or silly at all. It's just like World of Warcraft, official cookbook. Wow. The thing with a feast of ice and fire in World Warcraft, I guess more Feast of Ice and Fire, I think of like the Medieval Times menu when I see that imagery,
Starting point is 00:34:14 and I get kind of excited about the turkey leg. But if you're going to try to be like period accurate, those recipes would be dreadful what they were using back then and the cooking methods. And I feel like whenever I read an old recipe, it's gross. But I feel like a roast chicken has been a roast chicken for a for, for that's true. That's what I'm saying though. Like the turkey legs I'm fine with, but like, there's some pretty gnarly recipes. I will say we had lemonade from 1765 and it was pretty fucking good.
Starting point is 00:34:44 It was a lot better than beef fizz. Yeah, that was brutal. We never really talked about that, but Nick posted a recipe for something called Beef Fizz, which was a drink. And we ended up doing a video where we compared it to Bovril. Yeah. I don't think it's scheduled yet, but... No, it's not. It's being edited now by our friend Richard, but it is.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Oh, it was... Oh. Don't want to spoil the video, but you never thought I'd see a day when Bovril was the clear choice. Oh, my God. I think the worst thing I've ever done on this podcast is Dodge the Bov. Like I never, I can't imagine a scenario in which that's winning. Yeah, I'd be interested in your thoughts on a lovely sipping beef fizz. Oh, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God. That would make it, speaking and being sick, I think that would, the thought, nauseous. I'm nauseous just thinking about it. We also tried chicken fizz. Don't forget. There's chicken fizz. There is when you're standing around with everyone
Starting point is 00:35:48 And Gavin goes, well, we gotta do it with chicken Oh God It was not the beef So the beef is recipes, two cans, condensed beef broth One cup chilled ginger ale Two tablespoons of lemon juice And you serve it over ice Six to eight servings
Starting point is 00:36:11 It, like looking at the recipe Is making me like not feel good If you're going to try it, I recommend drinking it outside because you're not going to want to clean up the projectile vomit. Oh, God, yeah. And the smell was just horrific. The prep of it was disgusting. It was the worst smell.
Starting point is 00:36:33 It was the worst smell. It smelled like feet and beef. Out of all the smell. And we did, you guys did dirty sodas. That's going to come out. Or that's already out. People are love. People are loving Eric and dirt bag sodas.
Starting point is 00:36:52 He, uh, I definitely think he's, he's slid into a, into a roll there. I just having fun with my friends, drinking drinks, baby. I was so sick that day. Like, we did the, we did the porn and the dirt bag sodas the same day. I, I remember so little of it. I think I was like on the verge of hallucinating. And I just wanted to throw up every time I put anything in my mouth. Horrible.
Starting point is 00:37:14 I was thinking about the dirt bag sodas. And we, uh, I've been making community posts on, our Patreon and I ask people what their combinations would be and there's some fantastic and disastrous nightmares in there. But are drinks, one of the only things that you could just name whatever? Not a lot of people were naming their dirtbag sodas, but I feel like so much of the allure to me of a beverage is what it's called. I think I could mine as Sunny G.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Yeah, Sunny G was good. That was all. That one was good. No, it wasn't Eric. Yeah. Dude, it was so good. You're just saying it to make me upset. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:37:54 It was, oh, man, I go for some Sunny G. Yum, yum, yum. No one would drink that. I thought the Dr. Pepper Monster Frankenstein thing was pretty good. Yeah, dude, Dr. Monster. This is pretty good. I thought they were really good. So here's the thing about the Sunny G.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Gavin. Yeah. To dispute you. You guys recorded that, and then Eric mentioned Sunny G. without context in the chat, in the Slack. And I was like, oh, Sunny G. They have like a Sunny G drink.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Is there something called Sunny G? So I Googled it. And I found out that it's like a bottled alcohol thing. Oh. Ooh. And I wanted to get it as somebody who doesn't drink. I was immediately like, oh, Sunny G, that sounds good. What's going on with that?
Starting point is 00:38:42 And I've got to say, I love the way they've lined up the cans. So they kind of wallpaper together. Oh, yeah. That's really cool. Andrew, I think you'd hate this. Oh, I probably would not enjoy it at all. Nick, it's a sour ale. It's a sour ale with mango and orange.
Starting point is 00:38:57 You would, dude, you would. I don't even know what that means. You would hate. It's a sour beer. It tastes sour. It's a strong taste probably. Okay. So.
Starting point is 00:39:08 Do you want to do one during a recording? No. I'm good. Andrew, do you like salt and vinegar chips? They're okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, now you brought it.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Well, no, I'm not going to encourage somebody to drink alcohol if I don't want to. But the problem is, is that I'll be gone if I, if I do that. Well, you don't have to drink the whole one. Like, that's crazy. No, but I, I felt like I was drunk when I, did I talk about that? I think I did. What? Or I talked about the, I had an alcohol-free drink recently, but it felt, it felt like wine.
Starting point is 00:39:48 So I got. effect of like if I had drank something but it wasn't and I just was sitting in bed going I know I this isn't I know this is fake but I'm feeling your mind made it real well what if we poured a sunny G into a sunny D container what's the the like Spartan Spartan Spartan Sartanelli Spartan Martinellie's no sangria that's what it was I think San Gria was the word you were looking for Yeah, I think I got there. That's like wine, right? That's like a wine type thing.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Sangria? Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's like wine punch. It's like, it's wine with a bunch of like food and stuff. But it had that real wine taste to it, but it was a non-alcoholic version. It looks so much better than it tastes as well, Sanria. I don't know. I drank it out of a can. It's sangria looks like it's going to be a sweet, delicious, refreshing thing, and it's mostly just dry red wine that kind that kind of tastes like oranges.
Starting point is 00:40:45 It's disappointing. I had a can of that and I was feeling it in my head and I knew that I wasn't but I was because it just
Starting point is 00:40:53 it had the same taste to it so it made me think about how I've previously felt when having wine. Would it make you feel better if I had one at the same time? No.
Starting point is 00:41:06 You guys are welcome to have one. I just know that like I will be drunk by it. I have such a low tolerance for alcohol.
Starting point is 00:41:15 it will get me it's a whole deal I gotta I would like yeah it wouldn't be good all right good to know but
Starting point is 00:41:26 I disagree with the appeal of the Sunny G I think it's a great name I'd be into it and I think people should name their dirtback status I just think you'd like Gavin Sunny G
Starting point is 00:41:37 more than that Sunny G that's all oh yeah is there a vitamin G a vitamin G yeah is that one vitamin D Vitamin G, yes.
Starting point is 00:41:48 It historically reversed, oh, no, not really. Vitamin G historically refers to riboflavin, which is B2, an essential nutrient. It's not real, you know. The thing that drinks, that's dumb, is you could call it, if you put tropical in the name or like sunrise, I'm so excited about it. And neither of those things actually describe a flavor. What if it was called tropical trash? I'm still in I'm still very in
Starting point is 00:42:19 that sounds like a dirtbag soda tropical trash does sound like a fantastic name for a dirt bag soda it sounds like a doctor pepper with a bunch of tropical skittles thrown in to dissolve into the dark pepper I'm so into this that sounds phenomenal because when I hear trash in this context again I'm not thinking of garbage I'm thinking of like
Starting point is 00:42:40 crap food or beverage beverages. Sugary. Yeah, like just unhealthy. Gasation food. Yeah, that's a great comparable. What if the drink was called sugar shit?
Starting point is 00:42:52 You know, I think it's honestly, like, the shit obviously is knocking down the appeal, but the sugar isn't lifting much either for me. Okay. Sugar is just by itself not that appealing. You need, like, as I said, like a sunrise, uh, something, something that evokes the colors of orange, I guess, is very sellable to me. Yeah, that's interesting. You're sort of, to me, when you're selling a drink by name, it's a vibe more so than a descriptor of what you're experiencing.
Starting point is 00:43:21 How do you feel about drinks that are people's names? Like a Shirley Temple? Yeah. Or an Arnold Palmer. Oh, I like an Arnold Palmer quite a bit. Do you think there's enough for like a names drink draft? I don't know about that. Because I've used my two.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Yeah. Unfortunately, he used my gym as well. Not if I randomize and go first, then I'm using one of them. You're down to one, buddy. Arnold Palmer's a fantastic Also like is that the first dirtbag soda Like the most mainstream first dirtbag soda
Starting point is 00:43:52 He's just combining two things Is it duh back there Ice tea and lemonade Half and half? I feel like for some reason Arnold Palmer sounds elevated And a Shirley Temple sounds like dirtbag to me Really?
Starting point is 00:44:06 Really? Well it's Shirley Temple You're just combining two sugary things together Whereas Arnold Palmer I don't know tea I feel like tea is a more elevated drink. I get that perspective. I guess when I think of the people
Starting point is 00:44:18 like to call a drink name after a child, a dirtbag drink. I think that's where like there's a disconnect. She grew up. And you have to consider who would win in a fight. Can I try and make... Because I was using the ingredients picked by you to try and make my Sunny G.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Can I make you a drink with ingredients I pick? I mean, I guess so. Sure. I mean, the point is to make a good soda, not to make a terrible soda. We were trying to make something nice and good for everyone, Gavin. What do you... Are you going to call it a sunny G?
Starting point is 00:44:50 You're going to call it a vitamin G. I call it a tropical trash. Oh, I want to try tropical trash. Yeah. I want to come up with two more drinks. Okay. Does that mean we can come up with other drinks and you're drinking them also?
Starting point is 00:45:07 I think that's only fair. But I really just wanted to just ruin one of your mornings with a drink. Yeah. I just... I just think all of those drinks were pretty good, man. Now, to be clear, you have to think the drink is good, right? In this scenario?
Starting point is 00:45:20 You can't just make it terrible. That's the point. Like, I'm trying to make something nice and good for everyone. I'm saying for Gavin and his version. I'm trying to make something that he, because he does this, he did the thing where he had a little sip and then he did a grin and he just chugged the whole thing. I want to have a sip that cannot be chugged by Eric.
Starting point is 00:45:39 I want him to want to chug it, but just not be able to physically manage it. See, he's doing evil on me, Jeff, and I didn't do anything evil on him even one time. I do agree that the spirit of what he's doing is very different from the spirit of dirtbag sodas. I'm not opposed to it, but I do feel like it should be acknowledged. We're coming from totally different directions. You said that, and he immediately said, yeah, so I don't think he really cares that he's not in the spirit. What if we do? What if I prepare two drinks?
Starting point is 00:46:06 One is tremendous and one is evil, and then we flip the coin. Oh, oh, that's such a good idea. Okay, hang on. Can I, hang on. Can I add on to this? I'm putting this in the idea bank. I'm putting this in the idea. What do we want to call this?
Starting point is 00:46:20 Evil Gavin. Evil, no, what do we call this? Gavin's drink, bad drink? Oh, that's good. Good drink, bad drink. This is what I like to propose for this scenario based on what Gavin described. There should be clear measurements on both of these drinks. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:38 And however much Eric drinks is how much Gavin has to drink of the same thing. Oh, of the opposite one? Oh no. I didn't even think of that and then you're doing like a real 50-50. So it's me against getting it. So if he gets the good one, he drinks the whole pint of it. Yeah. I was thinking equal drinks, but I think...
Starting point is 00:46:58 This is the best game ever! Yeah, I'm not pretty into this. Andrew somehow manages to take my idea, involve me more in it, and then make it extra shitty, for me personally. Could be extra shitty. for Eric, though, depending on the coin. The guy that just tried to throw me signing a card for every single store order
Starting point is 00:47:21 is going to be like, oh, he made me drink a drink. Ooh. Yeah, but that's just work. That's just, you know, people do work. Potentially a good drink. Yeah. It's the same amount of work. I love. Good drink, bad drink is such a good idea. This is great.
Starting point is 00:47:38 It's fantastic. Just go right, right? Skip the bit barrel. Just put it on the schedule. I just, I got it, uh, I got it in our idea bank right now, so we're good. Good. As I've been looking into dirty sodas or dirt bag sodas. I don't know why I keep saying dirty without the dirt bag. It's, dirt bag is essential to this.
Starting point is 00:47:55 I've been in the lab. What I learned, you guys don't have Fruitopia anymore. That blew my mind. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. It's, uh, nothing down here. Over here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Yeah. What's that? Uh, it's a, you'd hate it. It's like sugary juice. It's a super, yeah, it's a super sugary juice drink that, like, I would get all the time in high school. It's like fruit punch and orange and yeah, you would not be a fan. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Yeah, it's like it's like neon. I mean like neon colors. It was too much for me, Gab. I didn't like it and I liked that kind of shit. Holy shit. We still have it. I've been trying to experiment using the Gerpler as sort of the measurement device as to make the soda. So I've been ordering all sorts of whatever I get like,
Starting point is 00:48:43 like McDonald's or something, I'll get some extra drinks and different sizes. And I've been in the lap, I'm working. I'll have a dirtbag soda soon. So are you like combining colors? Combining some colors, combining different flavors. Right now in Canada, we have a limited Drake Sprite. So I've been in the lab with that a little bit.
Starting point is 00:49:01 What's the flavor that makes it the Drake Sprite? Blue Raspberry is the flavor. Oh, it's like, it's called a Night Sprite. It's part of the Drake meal currently happening. in Canada. Night sprite. Which is something I don't want to be a part of, but the night sprite is really good. So I just pretend it's not part of the Drake meal.
Starting point is 00:49:21 I didn't know that there was a Drake meal in Canada right now. That's, uh, I didn't, speaking of that, and I learned this from, uh, seeing it pop up on 100% eat, blew my mind that the Maddie Matheson KFC meal is also in the US, but slightly different. Oh, really? What's the difference? Uh, well, first of all, they just straight up call it Putin here. And I believe we The sandwiches and the puteen might be slightly different
Starting point is 00:49:48 It's the sandwiches were cheese sauce and fried onion Oh yeah, that's different Yeah Yeah the uh that Putin sucked We ate that on the show and it's fucking terrible It was such a bummer It was terrible to eat It was really bum me out
Starting point is 00:50:06 Yeah, didn't seem appeal I don't think I've ever had KFC Putin I just like that they're scared to call it that I think it was cold for you guys. It felt like fear. We could, we sniff the fear out. Absolutely. I think it's because it's too French sounding.
Starting point is 00:50:19 It is. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. So they have to re-branded. Is breakfast putteen a thing? Not really. No, I don't think it would even qualify as a breakfast dessert, but that's just me.
Starting point is 00:50:31 I'm not sure what, what I had. A lot of people on my side of breakfast desserts. All sorts of people are mine. I did look at breakfast poutine. There appears to be some, but I don't know. I don't think it's like a widespread thing. It's just mostly putteen with like an egg on it. So it's not really...
Starting point is 00:50:46 Yeah, I could see an egg. Yeah. Yeah, I saw someone post like an Instagram story of breakfast putteen, but I didn't know if it was real or whether that one restaurant just cooled it that. It looked good though. I have a question for the fast food guys. Have you tried the big arch?
Starting point is 00:51:02 Is it any good? That we're, I think we're probably doing that next week. Okay. I think I've had the big arch burger. We just saw that it was announced. It comes out soon. nationwide it comes out on the third so by the time this is how it's a big arch burger it is a Gavin I'll show you don't worry uh it's just a it's a big hamburger from McDonald's this is
Starting point is 00:51:22 their biggest burger they're trying something different they are uh McDonald's I feel like doesn't know what it needs to be or what it wants to be so it's just trying a bunch of stuff and I don't think any of it's ultimately like hitting very hard it's just like I don't know here's some new stuff I will say this is probably what we're doing is it just a big without the middle bun? No. I think so, but the patty's kind of cheese, too.
Starting point is 00:51:46 It's got white cheese and like crispy onions. Yeah, also. Different bun and it's a different sauce. It's kind of a musterty sauce. It's kind of a mustardy sauce. I really like the Big Arch. From the Big Arch was available in Canada.
Starting point is 00:51:58 It was my go-to McDonald's burger. Wow. Bad than Mac? I hate the Mac, so yeah. Oh, well, God. Quarter-pounder cheese. I can't eat a quarter-pounder. Well, I think he just doesn't like it
Starting point is 00:52:11 because the middle bun is such a confusing thing because it should be a bottom or a top. Why does my burger have two bottom buns? What don't you like about a quarter pounder, Jeff? I think it's just a flavor. I don't know. I like the cheeseburger and I like the Big Mac, but the quarter pounder in between just doesn't do it for me.
Starting point is 00:52:28 I really don't. I don't know how to explain it. Maybe I just had enough in my lifetime. What about Homestyle? I don't think I've ever had the Homestall burger. I've never been brave enough to try it. There's a home style burger in the ice for that? Yeah, it's a different mustard.
Starting point is 00:52:41 It's real good. I feel like almost. Every time I've taken an off-ramp at McDonald's, I've regretted it. And so that's why I was asking you guys about the big arch, because it piqued my interest, but I figure I'd rather hear from you than try out myself and be disappointed. I'll let you know next week. I have a feeling it'll be meaning good.
Starting point is 00:52:57 I'll let you know now. Delicious. There's a top of your burger. Although you don't like the quarter pounders, so I don't know. It might not hit the same for you. It would be cool to know how much you like something compared to someone else. Ooh. Like if you could see a percentage above their head or something?
Starting point is 00:53:17 Yeah, like if I could eat something and I could tell that I liked it 87 out of 100. Ooh. I just feel like compared to Nick, I don't like any food. Like, I feel like Nick really likes food. Nick loves food. And also, when I was editing the Philly Cheese Steakout, there was a bit when you were just talking about food. And you were just, Eric, you were describing something to Nick. And Nick was getting really excited by what you were saying.
Starting point is 00:53:42 but you're really just saying food. You're just saying like, oh, I had an egg on it and cheese. And it's like, Nick was getting so worked up. Just hearing the words egg and cheese doesn't do anything for me. Like, if you're talking to me about what's in food, I think my response would be like, cool. Nick just, Nick's like tasting it with his ears. I just can't relate to that.
Starting point is 00:54:05 It's insane. Gavin, you have no whimsy. Yeah. Yeah, you know, you're lacking food whimsy for sure. Like, I like, I'm sure I would like eating the food. And I'm sure I'd be able to say what I liked about the food when it's in my mouth. But I can't imagine getting excited over a list of ingredients. Nick will tell you what he likes about the food before he has it.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Yeah. I love, oh man, I can absolutely, that was maybe the worst part of that coin flip stream is, uh, I ordered lunch before and it showed up a little bit late. I got Wendy's. I had been anticipating a baked potato for like a full day, maybe a day and a half. I was so excited to get a big potato. And as soon as it arrived, I had to play limbo instead. And big potatoes don't hold. I literally opened the potato and I was, I buttered it.
Starting point is 00:54:53 And I was like, I'll just have a few sneaky bites every now and then while we're flipping these coins. And then I had to play limbo. And I just couldn't, couldn't eat the second one. I just had a cold potato. So what happens if you microwave it? No, I can. Like, that's ultimately what I ended up doing.
Starting point is 00:55:08 But it's not as good. It loses the fluffiness of it You can never refluff There's no way to refluff a potato It just becomes hardened Yeah there's not just saying is a twice fluffed potato Unfortunately Oh my God
Starting point is 00:55:21 If there was Oh man Could you imagine Do you think the dryer would do it? Now that's a great question Do you have a dryer? Yes Yeah
Starting point is 00:55:32 Oh I think you I think you are in the lab Oh but it's brand new Oh I just got it it. Oh, it'll be perfect. I think you've only one. That's a great baseline test, man. That's like that totally makes sense.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Hey, the best part about it too is you know it's clean. It's a fresh dryer. Okay. If you, if you tinfoiled a potato, a raw potato, you threw it into a dryer. Could you cook it? Could it heat? It's just hot air.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Can a hair dryer? Can a hair dryer cook a potato? I don't know if I'm like what. Yeah, like, you're saying hot air, isn't that like what an air friar is? Like, no, I know. I'm not saying hot air like it's stupid. I'm just saying like, would other sources of hot air work better like a hair dryer? No, I don't think, but there's a, there's a, there's a funniness to a dryer.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Yeah, like it would be tend to be pulver. Can you put tinfoil in a dryer with that damage it? Sure. Of course you could. or you know what you can do is you can wrap it in well first off what you're going to want to do gab is you're going to want to poke it full of holes then you're going to want to wrap it in tinfoil then to be safe because it is a brand new dryer we're dealing with why don't you put that in the zip lock bag seal that up and oh do you
Starting point is 00:56:54 disagree nick well i think it would melt the bag wouldn't it yeah i'm sure i wasn't like molten plastic on it oh yeah you got to get like a laundry bag you got to get a laundry bag you got to get a laundry bag oh there you go that's perfect Gavin said it for like heavily soiled loads. Yeah. Extra high heat. Although I don't think the level of soil comes into play when it's the dryer. It's more of the washes thing. Yeah. Yeah. Can you adjust the heat? You can adjust the heat. Yeah. High heat. Yeah. Set it to bedding. Oh, I need to... Oh, bedding's a great cool.
Starting point is 00:57:27 What else do you think? What... Can you cook? Yeah, like, can we just bag a bunch of ingredients and have the ultimate drier meal? Yeah, like a bunch of vegetables is what I'm thinking. Like a crawfish boil. Why do you go straight to fish? Well, I guess it's a crustaceal. He yelled at you. You asked that question and he yelled at you.
Starting point is 00:57:49 It's got multiple ingredients. It's got corn. It's got the other stuff. It's got the crawfish. It's in a bag. Toss it in. Crawfish has multiple ingredients? In a crawfish boil.
Starting point is 00:57:58 Okay. I think corn would just get completely destroyed. I think it would not be edible. Potato I think could work. If I filled a dryer with water, and just put a roast chicken in? Or just a chicken? I think you got to evaluate the impact
Starting point is 00:58:16 and the Tager to get a thing. Also, why do that to the dryer when you have a washer? Well, the washer's not going to get as hot as a dryer, surely. I mean, it has a high heat setting too. Is a suvi? Financially?
Starting point is 00:58:30 Yeah. Oh, like a dishwasher. Oh, dishwash is a good call. Oh, there's no way it works. Should we make a three-course meal? just using appliances? The thing about the dishwasher is that would clean the potato as well as attempt to cook it.
Starting point is 00:58:47 I'd say that's more of like a steamer. That'd be good for like broccoli. Yeah, broccoli and the dishwasher. I think maybe, because we want to do a different types of potato draft at some point. I think there could be a really interesting thing of trying to make a potato across all these different forms. Like what can't you make a potato with?
Starting point is 00:59:07 Yeah. Or just like comparing a washer potato to like a drier potato. Yeah. Well how how does dry cleaning work? What would that do to potato? Well, I think they just spray your clothes with like chemicals and use like steamers and stuff. I don't think it's really... I would really like you to take a potato to the dry cleaner
Starting point is 00:59:33 and ask them if they could dry clean. Hi, can you cook this for me? Can you do twice? baked here? Well, that's perfect, actually, because a baked potato in England is called a jacket potato. Then you should do this in England. I agree. I have a very brief story about Jeff. What? Whoa. I haven't even seen you. Well, yeah, this was a couple of weeks ago. You gave me a quick call. It was, I think to talk about someone about work. It was like a four minute call. And I answered it. We had a little phone call and then hung up. Turns out, you'd somehow called my UK phone number and answering it in America cost me
Starting point is 01:00:15 nine quid. Oh, no. So, appreciate that. Hey, you know what, though? It was a work call so you can expense that. Yeah, can I was my UK bank? Does that, well, I suppose. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Yeah, we don't care. We'll send you $9.36 pounds, whatever the fuck it is to your UK. account and then you can translate yourself. I don't even know you had my English number. Why do you even have that? I don't know, because we've been friends for half your life. Yeah, I just feel like you... I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Why do I have it? Because you gave it to me at some point? Yeah, I just don't know why you called it. Because I looked you up and that's the one that came up. I don't know. Because I've got both Sims in the same phone. Well, that's what I was going to say. Both Sims are in the same phone, so they both ring my phone.
Starting point is 01:01:06 but in very tiny text in very small text above the name it says UK or US but I mean they both start with you I guess I didn't see it I'm gonna tell you what
Starting point is 01:01:17 you've done is now you've encouraged me to call you all the time this is bad no now I know how to cost you money and I know you'll answer because it could be important
Starting point is 01:01:28 and because we're best friends so you have to answer I just have to figure out how I accidentally did it so I can do it on purpose next time Because my phone bill for the UK has been the same amount for, well, almost 15 years. I don't use, I don't use the other than to receive like bank text codes so I can log into the bank and stuff. I don't really use the phone.
Starting point is 01:01:53 So when the bill was like double, I was like, oh, what's going on here? One phone call did that. Four minutes did it. Yeah, but it was a good four minutes. I remember what the call was now. Yeah, it was very, very funny. We should probably wrap up, but before we do. I want to share my pain of this hole.
Starting point is 01:02:17 I finally was able to get the image. Understand my suffering. This is the hole I dug my first play through and then learn that none of it was important. None of it mattered as far as the achievements or progression guys. I never dug a hole that big in the three times I played it.
Starting point is 01:02:31 Why would you do that? Because the point is to dig up all the, the hole. Well, you didn't even do that then. Yeah, that's not, yeah, you didn't, this didn't make any sense.
Starting point is 01:02:41 I don't think this is the game's fault. You take up all the dirt. The point is to dig up all the dirt. Find all the stuff in the dirt. Well, I think the point is to find the treasure hidden at the bottom. Yeah. That looks like my toilet
Starting point is 01:02:54 every time I've eaten on a plane flying to England. Jesus Christ. Like my first English poo, that's exactly what that looks like. Horrific. Well, there you have it. Thanks for listening to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This was episode 95.
Starting point is 01:03:15 My name has been The Candy Man, I believe. I think I got that right. Is that correct? That's correct. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With me, as always, Trigger Man, a little skeddy, Dilpop, Dilipop. And the other one.
Starting point is 01:03:32 What are you, Nick? Babyface. Baby face. Baby face. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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