Regulation Podcast - McDraft

Episode Date: April 26, 2026

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CBC News. Hello and welcome to another regulation supplemental. This is a draft. This is, I repeat, this is not a joke. This is a Gavin idea. It's an actual honest to God Gavin idea. It's the McDraft. That's not me being obnoxious.

It is Gavin's idea. Alert, I repeat, it is Gavin's idea. I've never seen that screen before on this website. It's new. Isn't that cool? Yeah. It's a waiting screen so that way people know we're starting. soon. I like it. Yeah. Pretty fantastic. Oh, Andrew likes it. That's good. Well, guys,

it's the McDraft. You know how this goes. We're using Sean Bear's site, which you can use as well. It's the regulation draft generator. It's been great for us so far, but we have the McDraft in. We have ANAG order for the names. But guys, how many times are we randomizing to get the draft order? Oh, how about... First. Mick three times. Yeah, Mc3. Okay, hang on. Now, Gavin said something, Gavin was about to say something else. Excited. Three's great.

I kind of want to know what your second idea was. You might hear it in this draft. Really? Oh, that's what you almost played your hand early. Okay. I almost pre. Three times. Here we go.

Remember it's an egg to start. One. Two is Gavin, Andrew Jeff, Nick Eric. And McThree. Eric. Kevin. Oh, right in the middle. Andrew Nick, Gavin, Jeff.

Or, as we're also known. Lil Skeddy, Dillipop, Baby Face, Trigger Man, and the Candy Man, guys. God, awesome, man. The upgrades on this site have been stellar, stunning stuff. But this is the snake draft. This is the way it goes.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. You guys have done it before, but we're going to kick it off with me. Gavin, how do you feel about me having the first pick? I'm not worried. Wow, really? I don't think you were the one I was worried about. Oh, wow.

Can I ask? Yeah, can I ask who you're worried about? I was most worried about Jeff. Me? Well, Jeff is going to have two picks back to back, but in order to get there, we have to go in order. And for me, it's the thing that kicked it all off. Yeah, yeah. Number one with a bullet.

It's McDonald's. Yep. McDonald's is my first number one pick. I have a whole list of stuff. Fries. I think the fries are unstoppable at McDonald's. They're trying to do stuff with seasonings. with the fries, it's nice, but the regular fry, the regular fry, second to none.

Oh, I know what you're scared. I'm going to steal from you. Oh, do you? God, damn it. Whoa. Gavin has an opportunity to figure it out first. Was it on your list? Yeah. Cool. Gavin and I are too synced up right now. Yeah, dude, it's true. The, the Belvis thing has really changed stuff around here. Was McDonald's on anyone's list? No. Of course. Yeah. There you go. Well, Andrew, since I took, I took McDonald's from you, What do you have? What's your first pick? I think McDonald's is a great pick.

I'm going with a pick that I feel very thankful to have experienced as a kid, sort of a hero of mine as a child, an all-time iconic movie, and I'm going with none other than Kevin McAllister. The little psycho-patic. Taking out Joe Pesci, laying down traps, living by himself, eating pizza, used in gulf. Gangsters to trick pizza delivery guys into free food. What an absolute legend, Kevin McAllister.

Why are you looking at my screen so much? I'm curious how it's spelled. Nick, are you, uh, are you peeping? He's trying. Are you peeping the seats if it's a Mac situation or a Mick? No, no, no. I was more curious if it was double L or 1L. I see.

Right, but why are you looking at my screen for that? Yeah, you could just look at your screen. And I'm sitting next to you. Caleb fan. Crazy. Yeah, oh, he is doing Caleb stuff. 2026 is the year

of the Caleb reference. Wow. Man, Kevin McAllister, interesting pick in the first round to me. I don't know that Kevin McAllister would have gone very high for me.

Wasn't on my list? Not on my list, but good pick. Interesting. Great pick. Great pick. Yeah. But we have to go to the new Caleb, Nick.

Nick, what do you have? What is your first round pick? I feel like this is a, Oh, go ahead. Before you make your picnic, I just wanted to make sure. Was this a difficult draft for you because you can't Google it? Because if you type in Mick, it assumes it's an MC. No, it's like, I had ideas.

And I had ideas. And I don't. A lot of M&M is if you went to Google route. Oh, no, no, not this time, not this time. So this one is necessary. It's important. It is the Mick, which drives everything else. It's a Mickuffin.

Oh, from films in that. Yeah. You picked McGuffin? Yep. I'll take it off my list. That's a great one. It can be spelled either way. I looked.

So do you want... I thought it was M-U. M-U? M-Guffin. I thought it was Mug-Guffin. Is it M-Guffin? Yeah, I just looked it up. It's MacGuffin.

I think the best part of it is... Oh, it's Mac? It can be spelled Mick. It can be spelled Nick. Either one is acceptable. Yeah. Well, I mean, how do you want it spelled? You want to spell Mac?

Is Mac acceptable? I don't see. I see McMuffin. What? Let's see. I see Mac Guffin. I think Mac is acceptable. I see something that says sometimes Mick Guffin.

I think that's what he was referring to. Yeah. Okay. Mac Guffin, aka Mick Guffin. Make it Mac Guffin if that's acceptable. Is that what you want? You want Mac Guffin? Yeah, let's just keep it.

Wow. So, wait. Wait, you can spell it mcguffin, and you're having it spell it. Mac Guffin in the muck draft. Take the A-O. I don't want any technicalities fucking me this time. I just don't.

Since I won last time, by the way. You won with a Googling oysters? I did. Check the vote, son. I'm not worried about the audience vote for your picks, a thing that you just sort of put together without hearing the song. The draft that I lost the hardest ever. That was a weird draft because I think what we titled it and what we said it was

outside of that recording were different things. Yeah. So that's a technicality. Yeah, who is who's listening to us? That's terrible. Gavin, the McGuffin is off the board so you can't pick that. I know you wanted it so bad. So you have your first round pick.

What do you have? Well, this is the one I thought was important to go before Jeff. Pretty good characters in television. Brothers. It's the McPoils. McPoils. We'll take them off my list. Okay.

From Always Sunny. Yep. Oh. Liam and the whole crew. Was that on your list, Jeff? Yeah, it was my number one. Wow. Was it really?

That's okay, though, because I can just switch on over to my number two. Wow, that's crazy. Dude, that was legit. You're number one, huh? Yeah, legit. Wow. Okay. Gavin, I got to desink a little bit at some.

Yeah, you guys are to break away. Yeah. I mean, stop holding hands and maybe it'll stop. I don't want to stop holding his hand. It makes me feel safe. Well, the McPoyles are off the board, Jeff, so that blows up your whole board. But you have two picks in the row.

That's your first pick of the first round. And the first pick of the second round, what are you going to start with of your back-to-back picks? Well, I'm gonna stay in the spirit of that And I'm gonna go with another old school favorite Between Gavin and I that I'm surprised I hopefully was on his list if not he really missed out I'm gonna go with Michael McDonald

Oh shit He came from somewhere Back in her long ago to appear to this draft today Oh Michael McDonald I feel a fool Yeah Well it's what a fool believes Gavin

That was on my list That is that's a I keep forgetting pick him in this draft, but this is a great, great pick. In a first round, too, I think that that, to me, that's higher than Kevin McAllister,

Michael McDonald, to stay on this board and to have Jeff scoop him up, the dulcet tones. What I like about this first round is that all four picks following the first one could hang out at a McDonald's. Whoa! Wait, how could a MacGuffin? Hey, look, there's

MacGuffin. Come on, have a seat of life, right? Pull up a chair. No, yeah, I guess not. That's not a, yeah, you're right. I immediately threw away. To me, the value of the McGuffin is how it sounds, and I imagined a person associated with it as opposed to what it actually means. I think 90% of the lift of the McGuffin is saying it,

and it's fun. It's a very fun. There you go. Michael McDonald, that's great. That's such a good pick. I have a question. Who's Michael McDonald again? He said, he was with the Doobie Brothers,

saying a lot of stuff with Steely Dan. That's not who I was pictured. He, uh, He was maybe more reference than any other single person in the history of achievement. Yeah. Yeah. Could I potentially still draft Will Saso as Michael McDonald? Hmm.

I honestly, I would leave that up to Jeff since that was his pick. It's a real Nick move. It is. That's not your turn. No. I'm lead to wins. Well, here's what we'll do. Gavin, great question.

We'll see if you do it in the second round, which kicks off with, Jeff in his second pick. Now my second pick, I had something written down already, but Gavin's giving me an idea. Okay. A little, a bit of a Mc Idea, if you know. No, no, I'm not going to do that. I'm no, I'm no Nick. I am going to stick with my original, I guess is my third pick, now my second pick.

I'm going to go with one of my childhood heroes. I think I've been pretty loud and proud about this fella. I'm into his whole scene. I'm into his whole crew. I'm referring to McGruff the crime dog. Oh! He's there with Woodsy. Yeah.

McGruff. Smokey. My boys. He's, he's taking a bite out of crime. Just like Jeff is taking a bite out of this list, picking some good stuff to start. McGruff,

I would write to Scruff McGruff, Chicago, Illinois 606-552. That's just me as a child when McGruff sort of lost his like prominent. So they went, give him a young nephew or something who's also against crime, but he wears a backwards hat. That's what he is a nephew. So Scruff McGruff is the nephew? Scruff McGruff was the nephew. That is what I remember Scruff McGruff. That was at a time, I think, where it was like, here are, these kids need a kid that can be like, yeah, kid power.

And it was just like, that's all like the 90s. The scrappy do. You need a dribble. Yep, yep, exactly. Yeah, wow. Scrappy sucks. What? Wow, that's crazy. Puppy power, shut up. Are you guys puppy power? Wow, he sucks.

Nick hates puppy power. Hey, it is what it is. That's his thing. Just that puppy. Gavin, it's now up to you. McGruff the Crime Dog, something I'm sure you're not very familiar with is off the board.

But, yeah, you have your second pick in the McDraft. What do you got? My second pick is yet another character from a film. I don't really make films like this anymore. Still gonna pick him. It's McLevin. Not really sure what the actor's done since. Apart from, he did like role models.

Yeah, kick ass. He was in kickass. He's on TikTok a lot talking shit about Jonah Hill. Is he really? Well, yeah, it's something to do, you know what I mean? It can't be that hard. He was in the Far Cry 3 marketing. Oh.

You know the head that is buried? Oh. Like, that's him. That's his head. Yeah. There you go. Oh, wow. I think McLevin's a really good pick

because it's not something that was on my list, but you said it, and that was such a cultural touchstone for a time. And even still, the worst guy you know just out of college is still doing like McLevin's style jokes. Yeah. And it's just like, damn, dude.

Honestly, who it is. It's the guy about my age who, talks to the interns at their office job and makes McLevin jokes, that's the guy you have to worry. Ten years ago, it was somebody doing fat guy in a little coat as like a cultural touchstone and it's like, oh, nobody knows what that is anymore. And that's what McLevin is now. I think McLevin is the pogs of cinema. Wow. That is phenomenal. Cinema pod. I think that is great. Andrew, I think you just coined a new unit of cultural measure. I really, I really, I really, I really, like that.

Yes. I really, really like that. Wow. Cinema pog. Yeah. Cinema pogs. I'm a pogs guy myself,

but Nick, we need to know if you're a Mick guy. So what is your second Mick pick? You know me? I like food. I like flavor. Uh-huh. And taste is derived from spice.

Therefore, I'm going with McCormick Spices. I really like that pick. I think this is my favorite pick. I like how to go on McDonald's. I just love the confidence trickle out of him as he got through that. Now, Nick Kornick, what's going on? You have me fucked up is what's going on.

Oh my God. Because the entire time. So we're in the office right now as we're drafting this. And I'm sitting next to Nick. Who is sitting with his legs crossed and his arms crossed, leaning back explaining McCormick as his pick. And it has me fucking sidelines. What do you mean?

I think it's a great job. You know me, I love food and I love spice. I love flavor and flavors derived from spices. McCormick. Anyone in, like, specifically? Huh? You got a favorite? Anything garlic?

I thought he's going to say salt. I swear to God. Salary salt is delicious. Are you a McCormick spice guy or is it the only spice company that you could fit within? It's the only mixed spice company. So you're not necessarily. big McCormick guy. It's really the industry that they're in. They're usually the one that has a bit of everything available. Oh, they do. Yeah, they are definitely. Just want to ask, does this fuck up the rest

of anyone's word? No. No. No. Good. Are you excited for the one piece line of McCormick Spices? Andrew, do you guys have McCormick Spices in Canada? I feel like we do. Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Well, they're international, you know? International. All over the place. Absolutely. Nick's board so funny it's excellent I feel like I have some McCormick Montreal seasoning

in my probably yeah I think I got red pepper plate I'm in the plot I'm in the spice I am rocking I'm guys Nick is rocking

I want on McCormick's website and I'm just I'm baffled by this there is an ad of Netflix one piece flavor set sale soon set sail with the straw hats and conquer the grand line of flavor

as McCormick unveils bold new seasonings inspired by One Piece. Sign up to be the first to know. Who is signing up? Nick, are you signing up? Can you sign up? Can you sign Nick up real quick? Yeah, let's go ahead and sign Nick up.

Yeah, we've got to get Nick on here. Use the right email. Do you, yeah, I was going to say, do you remember the email address? I know which one it is. He. For the year bundle, Nick. Can I get a quick read? To be fair, Gavin registered both.

Right. To be fair. One of them isn't a real email. Do both work? No. Well, I could turn on the other one. Why did you? Why do you remember what I was complaining about it in the admin thing?

And you said, shit, that would have been a nice thing to add. It would be. Well, I don't think I'm turning the email on after you've missed the email would work. But they sent multiple emails. They kept sending emails to that address. I added my email to it. Okay. Great.

What? Spice. Nick, I want to know your feelings on. They have a flavor of the year, which is black current and seasoning. Oh, that's interesting. You black current guy? How do you feel about black current?

I feel like I'm more into it thanks to Gavin because I feel like we don't get as much here in the States. Yeah, that's true. And I don't like it. It's like, I ended up not liking it at all. I like it a lot. It's like different grapes. Yeah.

It is like different grapes. And we're certainly in the grapes here in the McDraft because Andrew, we have to go to you with your second pick. in the McDraft. People like current. They do. People do like current.

I'm looking at a lot of things on my board. We went to do this over a month ago, and it's interesting how certain things on my list I now would not even consider. Yeah. Cut them from the board completely. I agree. They were very much in that moment. I could go a lot of different ways with this.

I'm going to stick with kind of characters that are close to my heart. I'm not necessarily going for the win. I mean, how could you, when McCormick Spices is on the board? board. So I'm going to take with my next pick none other than Scrooge McDuck.

Oh! My favorite duck of all the ducks diving into Oh, absolutely. Yeah, life is like a hurricane.

He's so rich and so stingy with that money and his Nintendo game can get very difficult. Oh, oh, it can. Yeah.

I really liked him in Disney Infinity as the Tom Nook. Like he is the perfect Tom Nook type character. running a shop. He's just great.

He's crotchety, diving into those coins. I think he did that in Dreamlight Valley too, right? That's what I meant. Whatever I said, that's what I meant. Oh, Infinity was the Toys the Life thing,

wasn't it? Yeah, tough. I have Googled Scrooge McDuck. The people also ask question for Scrooge McDuck. How much money does Scrooge McDuck worth? Interesting question. 315.3.

quadrillion dollars. Oh wow. Get fucked, Bezos. Hey, eat the rich. You know me. Oh, who is richer? Bruce Wayne or Scrooge McDuck? Believe it or not, it's Scrooge McDuck.

No shit. I believe it now. Of course it is. Yep. How did he obtain as well? Undeniably. I don't know. Probably generational.

Hard work. Do you think he's done? Oh, you know what? I'm with Jeff actually. Hard work. What happened to Donald? I think it's hard. Hard work.

He pulled up. Well, Gavin, what you're not considering is that Scrooge McDuck pulled himself up by his bootstraps. He went from blue to white color. He did. Blue to white collar. He listened to Kim Kardashian. He's run an orange juice empire.

He put the excuses aside and did the hard work. Yep. He actually... And what I think is important to note with Scrooge McDuck is that he could buy McCormick Spices but he chooses not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that would lead to be a McGuffin, so that would be a whole situation.

He could rename it Scrooge's McSpices. Yeah. Oh. Nick, would you buy McDuck Spices? You know he's scrumping. I'm thinking about it. Yeah, it depends. It depends.

What the fuck does it depend on? I don't know. Is it owned by Scrooge? Like, imagine if there was a little part of McDuck's Dill. Would you go for it? No. Was McLevin'in' it a McDonald's slogan? Yes.

I was. No, I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. Sorry, I'm distracted by the roach. Ba-da-ba-ba-lavin-loving it. There's a what? There's a roach behind Gavin.

There's a roach? Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, it's dead. No, it's moving its legs. That's what caught my attention. Are you under the table? Am I under, no?

It looks like something hurt all the spice upside down. It looks like something burst out of its chest. Yeah, we gotta get out of this terrible brew. We just, we just executed on another year lease. Last week. It's not good. You got 11 months and three weeks to go, Dickhead.

I'm going to start wearing a mask to this place. Well, Scrooge McDuck is off the board and we go to me. Nick put his shirt over his mouth. Yep. So I guess everything is better for him now. I smell good. Great. This is my next pick.

McDonald's off the board. But for me, there's only one McDonald's that matters. That's rock and roll McDonald's. Oh. The Wesley Willis song. Rock and Roll McDonald's. Wow. Yep.

Didn't make your Rock Not Rock Draft. Uh, no. No, no, did we, did rock and roll McDonald's make? I don't think it did. I think it was an honorable mention, wasn't it? I feel like he's come up in the past. Definitely. Definitely has come up in the past.

But as he says, rock on London, rock on Chicago. Wheaties. Breakfast of Champions. Rock and roll McDonald's off the board. I have it. I feel good about it too. And, uh, there's a reason I'm feeling. feeling good about it because I'm only, I'm only picking real shit here. I'm not, I'm not fucking

around. I'm not, I'm not doing this like half-baked pick, McGuffin, whatever. The only thing I want, it's the reason things exist, fool. The only thing I want is the real McCoy. McGuffin? That's a good one, Eric. The real McCoy is off the board. Everything else is just an imitation. And now that's it. That's, it's, it's, it's, you're, you're locked up. You don't know what to do. The real McCoy is off the board. And that's going to fuck up somebody's list. I know it probably Nick. No? No?

Not even a little bit? I'm going the winner's route. A little late in the game to start. Listen, the reason that diction and things like that exists is because of a McGuffin. I think you're arguing the wrong winner. Spice of life.

I think you have a winning board right now and it's not having to explain why McGuffet is it. Well, I have the real McCoy, my pick after rock and roll McDonald's. Andrew, we go to your third round. How's your board looking so far? My board is looking pretty good. I had a hockey player on here that I wouldn't even draft now because I was feeling the Olympics.

Oh, look at that. Yeah, they're off it. Now I couldn't care less about them. I think that the most, I think both of my picks nobody's going to take. So it doesn't really matter necessarily. want order I go in. It's a big pool. It is a big pool.

It is a big pool. I'm going to continue with things I enjoy. And that is Mick Bain from the Simpsons. Oh, the Arnold Schwarzenegger. Knockoff. The action star. Simpson's something that like I feel really fondly for,

but have no interest in engaging with unless it's like a new hit and run style game. Very weird. McBain. McBain was on my list. Oh, Also, I think it's spelled like this. I think it's like that. And yeah.

Oh. Yeah. McBain on my list. Really good stuff. Like the Aine from Payne. Yeah. He's trying, I think he's just trying to get Mendoza. And he's just trying to put a stop for the whole thing.

It's tough. Yeah. He's like yelling at the sky and stuff. It's great. That's McBain. Good pick. Great action figure. Mm-hmm.

Big McBain. Okay. Great pick. But Nick, need to know if that blows up your board because we go to you. It almost did, because I was also thinking a Simpsons character, but I'm going with one that I think really influenced me. I miss this character very much. I wish he was around for more.

Troy McClure. Oh, that on my board also. Either or, yeah, for sure. I'm Troy McClure. Yeah, that's on my board as well. Hard to go wrong with Phil Hartman. Yeah. He's so good in that show.

Every show he's in. Yeah, and I think that that's, didn't they write Zapp Branigan for Phil Hartman for the Troy McClure stuff? That's crazy. that took two off my board. It means making it easier for me to make my last pick. Interesting. Yeah.

How many more things are on your board? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Okay, so you still got some choice. Oh, I got plenty. I got plenty. For my last pick, I'm not worried about Gavin picking anything I have, too. I don't think there's going to be much crossover here. What he's picked so far and what I have.

So Gavin Troy McCleur off the board. So what do you have in your third round pick? Well, I've been slightly influenced by some of Nick's food talk. You know, he's got the McCormick's. Yep. Got me in the mood. Got my tummy rumbling. Maybe for a little snack.

Maybe for some McVitties Jaffas. Jaffa cakes. Jaffa cakes. Is it? It looks like Mac and Cheese. Yeah, why is it a Kraft mac and cheese box? Yeah. Did they spell Jaffa cakes with noodles?

Yeah. Cheezing noodles? No. The orange goo? Looks like a potato pot. Did I not bring Jaffers to the chocolate going on? No. I don't think so.

No. It's like a cookie with like a jam and then covered in chocolate, right? Well, as you can see from the box there, it's a small cake. Extra small on this. So what it, so what I said was, like, wrong? I think you were mostly right. Well, it's not a cookie. That's not a cookie?

So what would you call it? A cake. Oh, it does say cake. The Jaffa cake. Yeah, but they have words like biscuit and shit. Like, I don't trust that. That's true. You're like your french fries.

You guys are out of your mind. Here's how you know. You guys are nuts. It's how you know. When a biscuit or a cookie goes stale, it gets, what was it? It gets soft. But a cake gets hard.

What? Wait, wait, why? I don't stop talking about all his hard cake. You made Eric stand up. He made Eric stand up. Eric's shrugging with his face. You were making a point, but didn't know the point you were making. So you stopped to, like, think about it.

Well, I stopped. And then I added question marks to what I was saying. I just think, look, I don't like going away from the draft. I'm on your side, Gavin. But, like, great point. That's not a cookie. No, no, that what you would bite in. to there is the very soft, very, uh, soft.

Cook the, yeah. Cookings can be soft, Gavin. Jeff, you're all fucking synced up with him, do something. We aren't anymore. The synchronicity broke. You would get the taste of chocolate on top, and then there'd be a very gooey layer of orange, an orange sort of jamish, uh, marmalade.

Just eat a jaffa cake. I'd like to, but they're not a jaffir-cake. I'd like to, but they're not a deceiving. It's a deceptive. Do you think that's what killed the roach? So when it gets, when it gets old, it gets soft or hard. And that's how you know. And that's how you know.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. But a biscuit, like a rich tea, when it goes stale, gets a bit soft. Don't know what the fuck a rich tea is. McVittie's rich tea. McVitie's Jaffa cakes are on this board. They're on the list. So, Jeff, you have to take them off your list.

And I know you only have two people. picks left, so you got to make them count here. They're back to back. What is your third pick? Well, my third pick, which is actually my fourth pick, is we're going to go sports for a little bit. There was a period of time when I would say this was

maybe the most well-known trick in extreme sports in the world. I don't know that it still is, but it was in the 90s. I'm talking about the McTwist. The McTwist! Great. A very cool, a very

cool move. Very cool move. The McTwist, I think before Tony Hawk did the 900, the McTwist was the go-to move. Like, it's what I always did. I was always McTwist and left and right.

Hey guys, check it out. I'm going to make twist real fast. Oh, you know it. You was doing it. Well, McTwist off the board. And I think that's a great McPick. But Jeff, you have your fourth and final McPick here. I'm going to go for my final pick, I'm going to go

McFiction, and I got a lot of options for McFictional characters that I want to go with. I think there's one that would be a real winner if I picked it right now, sort of an every man that I think everybody identifies with and likes and gets behind. But I'm going to

go another direction. I'm going to go a guy who has a rock collection, who can kick real high. I'm going to go with a Crispin Glover pick. I'm going to go with Marty McFly off my board. That was going to be That was going to be my last pick. Good thought. Way to go.

Hello. McFly, I think that that's a great pick. So did he or did he not kidnap that woman? There was a news story with Crispin Glover. Like, I feel a month ago where he was accused of kidnapping a lady, but then he said that actually he was the victim in some way. They kidnapped each other? I don't know.

Do we ever get a resolution to that? This is the first time hearing about it. Also, I apologize. I said Marty McFly, I clearly meant George McFleff. Oh, you're going George McFly. Yeah, I met George McFly. I gave you the name of the warm, yeah, sorry.

George McFar. Got it, got it, got it. Oh. Who was in the second movie, but was not Crispin Glover. Yes. Right, because he was too difficult to work with. Yeah, just a normal guy. Star of Charlie's Angels full throttle.

That's right. He was the bad guy. Yep. It was full throttle, the first one? Second one. But wasn't he in the first one? The thin man? Was he?

I remember him in the second one. Oh, I remember in the first one. Which one was Pontius in? This is... The second one. This is so much breakdown for these movies that I don't like... The second one is... I'm the stock worker at the burlesque scene.

We should watch them together now. We have to. We should play the GameCube game. One of my... My great disappointments. McFly! Well, there you go. George McFly off the McBoard in Gavin.

It's your fourth and final McPick. What you got? I got so many left on my board. It's true. And the one I'm going to pick is an insane... move. It's the wrong move. I don't get it too.

Maybe people will get this. Maybe Jeff will struggle with it. What? Why, Jeff? It's the number. 1100. Oh, is it because the way it's written in Roman numerals is that it's 1100? I want every

entity on this board to give you a wedging and then swear to you. Am I right, Gavin? Is that what it is? Oh, is this your cup of tea at Oh, I'm Gavin. My cup of tea and going. Wow. I like it.

I think it's great. I like. Well done. Big thoughts? No. Good. You could, it's a safe space. Man, if I would have known we were going to branch out like that, there were a couple

I could have picked. Good McNumber. I like it. I'm looking up Roman numeral for. Yeah? Oh. What's wrong? I was looking up a bigger number.

You said 1100, huh? Well, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was looking up 11,000. And I went, that's not right. And then it is 1100.

I'm going to take your word for it again. Yeah. Yeah, I believe you. I guess I'll just, do you want me to write 1100 next to it? Or do you find with MC? What do you want? I don't know. You should.

It's your pick. Or you tell me what the, like you ask Nick, how the fuck you want this spelled? How do you want this on the board? Can I see what it look like within brackets, it's 1100? Yeah. That was good. Is that what you want? Wait, can I say it without the comma?

I think that's what I want. Okay, you got it. It's really easier to do. Oh, man, that's really crazy. Like, everyone's going to vote for you anyway, just, you know, as a fan favorite. I get it. Well, plus the McVitties pick was so strong.

It gets hard or soft. Wait and see. Which, which. Whichever's appropriate. Yep. Heat involved? Well, 1,100 is off the board, Nick. Sorry.

But you have your fourth and final pick in the middraft. Oh, there's so many left in this board. But I feel like I wouldn't be honest to myself if I didn't go with this one. And I'm going sports world here. Colt McCoy. Oh. The second winningest quarterback in college football history. He played at University of Texas.

Uh-huh. And went to a championship game, got injured. Got an awie from Alabama. And then we beat him bad. Yeah, from a dirty-ass play from Alabama. Yep, clean play. Yeah, it was actually totally fine. It was just a stinger.

And they would have won if he stayed in. Well, there you go. I think me and Colt McCoy are the same age. So that really, really is, yeah, his career is like over, over. Yeah, oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, but you're still going strong. Look at me. You're just getting started.

Take that, Colt McCoy. He was the starter all four years of college for me. So yeah. Wow. Who's he the spokesperson of now? He does him in another football guy. I don't remember what the product is. Oh.

Life insurance. Progressive insurance. Progressive insurance. Progressive? I think so. Yeah, he's one of the backup quarterbacks who, when they're like, oh, you need a moment,

have a backup come in or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah. He ends up spraying like a nest of bugs. Right. Okay. Cool. That's the ad. He has.

Can you see if he can show up here? I don't think that's the ad of. The ad I'm thinking of is him in another football guy, and they're like, hey, we fucked up our bodies real bad. You also can have a fucked up body. You need insurance to cover your body because it can get fucked up.

Get fucked up. Well, there you have it. Colt McCoy, Andrew, I know that that was going to be your fourth pick, but now it's time to change it. So what do you want? Got to completely readjust my board. We could always do a quarterback's injured

in championship game draft. That could be fun. Colt McCoy, every pick. I'm going to continue with my streak of just picking things I really like. Great. And to me, my favorite Mick, by far.

Uh, yeah. I'd say by far in fiction. H.I. McDona. From Raising Arizona. One of my favorite movies of all time. One of my favorite characters of all time. It's what? H.I. McDunna.

Is that right? That's right. Okay. I know that because when I made my cowboy and Redid Redemption 2 Online, named them Dignan McDoneh, after two of my favorite cinema characters. and just feels like a real wild west name to me. Okay.

Yeah. One of my favorite Nicholas Cage performances. Fantastic. Yeah. In which he attempts to do like a live action Woody the Woodpecker, I believe he said, and it translates. It kind of looks like it too. He's got like the whole look and everything.

It's exciting. That's a good one. If you haven't seen Raising Arizona, I'd highly recommend it. Yeah. Solid Holly Hunter performance as well. Yeah. Oh, she's great in it. Yeah.

I have not seen this movie. Really? Oh, really? What's the McGuffin? It's a baby, isn't it? It was like the movie that kind of like broke for those dudes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Colin brothers?

I mean, everybody loved Miller's Crossing, but that was the movie, I think, that, like, made them, like, culturally popular. And with that, it's my fourth and final McPick in this McDraft, and then we'll go down the whole McBoard for this thing. But he's back in relevancy. It's in the top of everyone's mind. He's in a movie that nobody's liked. But I do think it's just so they can keep him

under their watchful eye at illumination. And to me, that's Fox McLeod, showing up in the new Mario Brothers movie, a great character in Smash Brothers, maybe the best Nintendo 64 game in Star Fox. By the numbers, not a fan of Star Fox games, but Star Fox 64 so good it makes up for every other failing.

Perfection. Absolute perfection. Fox McLeod. He was? Yeah. He's so cool. He has metal legs. He's powerful.

I haven't seen the new Mario movie. I do think it's odd from the photos I have seen that I feel like Glenn Powell looks more like Star Fox than the character does in the movie. I agree. This definitely felt like illumination went, hey, we're going to do. Zelda in the movie. And then they went, oh, they're already doing like the Zelda movie over here. And they went, what the fuck? Put everything in this.

We need to get control over every one of these characters. So they just started throwing guys in this movie so they could just make more illumination movies later. Do they canonically all have metal legs or is it boots? I don't know. I've always

heard that it's metal legs, but I think if you ask Nintendo, I'm sure it would be, are they just boots? Like, they don't have metal legs. We didn't have to chop off their legs so that way they could do like zero G's and we didn't have to worry about blood. I'm sure that I'm sure Nintendo would say that but you know it is what it is. That's a great final pick. Yep. Thank you very much.

And guys, great boards. This is the board for the McDraft. Let us know in the comments who won. There will also be a poll on Patreon. But here is the list. I've drafted McDonald's. Rock and Roll McDonald's.

The Real McCoy and Fox McLeod. Andrews pick Kevin McAllister, Scrooge McDuck, McBain, and H.I. McDonough, or hi, McDonough, Nick has picked McGuffin, McCormick. What? Troy McClure, Nicole McCoy. You're just writing McCormick is, and that's just it? He did not tell me to write anything different. I said McCormick, Spice.

You want me to write Spice? Sure. It's, I mean, we're at the end and I can change it now. Never called it out. Wouldn't have said anything if Gavin didn't say anything. I internally thought it was weird, too. I wrote what he told me to write. Nick has picked McGuffin, McCormick Spice, Troy McClure and Colt McCoy, Gavin has picked McPoyles, McLevin, McVitties, Jaffa Cakes, and MCFECs, and MCFECs.

And MCF, I don't, picked Michael McDonald, McGruff, the crime dog, McTwist, and George McFly. And guys, that's the McBoard. How are you feeling about your McPicks? Feel great. Good. I look at my list. Do you guys think we would ever, we're never going to do another McDraft? No, I don't think so. You want some honorable McMensions? Well, I have 18 left. Whoa. All right.

McSorley's old alehouse. It's one of the oldest bars in New York. The MCAT, I thought would be funny. Okay. Oh, M. Cat. I didn't know if I'd get away with it. The Macintosh Apple. Mayor McChese, Marty, I got Marty and George McFly.

Paul McCartney. MC Hammer, I thought would have been a funny. I saw that. It was on my board. Steve McQueen, but I thought some of the younger ones wouldn't know who he was. Also on my board. John McEnroe.

And then I thought about going for a McDonald's run with the McFurrie, the McFurrie, the McGrittle, the McChicken, the McPi-Pi-Pi-Rib. I had Lightning McQueen, and I had Kevin McHale. Oh, that's a good one. Well, those are great picks.

Anyone else? Honorable mentions that you went out there? Martin McFly. Real McCoy's Crisps. John McLean, Steve McQueen. Jeff is McCready from a thing. But that was an M-A-C. I was a little bit scared to use that one. Fox McLeod,

MC Hammer, and legendary film director, Book G. Oh yeah, McGee. That's great. The director of Charlie's Angels full throttle. Yep, yep. All of my picks, my whole board,

everything that you guys have just said, that clears me out. I don't have any honorable mentions. The only one that's not on there, Ian McShane. Oh, that's a good one. I had McGruber on my list, but I took it off because it's an MAC.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also had Ian McKellen. Oh, good one. I had Connor McDavid on my list because of the Olympics, but now he's just an oiler, and I was disgusted being in the season. What world would I ever actually pick this?

There it is, guys. The McDraft, let us know in the comments and in the poll who won. And what we missed, what would your McPicks be, if you can do it without using any of the ones that we have McPicked? But I think that'll do it for the McDraft.

You guys feeling good about what you got? Feel real good about it. I'm McLevin'in' it. Yeah, ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ha. Andrew coined a new cultural, what do you call it? Pugs of cinema. Cinema pod. New cultural unit of measurement.

All right, we'll see you next time. Bye. Jesus.