Regulation Podcast - Small Park Bites // Mario Party Confession [49]

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Float Your Goat, baseball food, 30 strikes and you're out, Limbo, Nick Boots, CPAP sound, box tickets, sneezing from where, hate naps, Mario Party stars, Andrew loses Meg some more, earthquake bath, permenant state of damp, rich people pajamas, Timeline, Geoff is the real villain, british words, movie time distance, spoofs, Summer Movie Battle, and Kicker Picker Winner. Sponsored by ZocDoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/regulation and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor. Also sponsored by Bear Mattress. Go to Bearmattress.com, promo code REGULATION for 40% off. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is episode forty nine. Whenever you have to take it away. I yelled the sink. I don't know why. What? Wait, what did it sound like when you did it? Like, let's hear it. Yeah, it was like three. I was like, why am I shouting? Well, in the in the rich tradition of Gavin yelling hello and welcome to another episode of the regulation podcast, this is episode forty

nine. My name is Jeff with me as always. Andrew, Eric, Gavin, Nick. And this one's not gonna be gross. Although I will say, we're recording these back to back. We just did 48 a couple seconds ago, so we haven't seen it. But I'm gonna guess that the audience response to 48 was glowing and overwhelmingly positive

and they want more, more, more. And I appreciate that, but we don't have it queued up yet. We're gonna have to go back to the lab for that. So instead, you're just gonna have to get whatever today's about to be. Can I, I don't usually start with stuff. I, you know, kind of like leave it to the talent and not me, but can I float something

to you guys real quick? Yeah! Talent. Baseball season is back and I'm a big fan Can I float something to you guys real quick? Yeah. Talent. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Baseball season is back and I'm a big fan of like double A, triple A minor league baseball. They do anything they can to get you in. The Hartford yard goats, the double A affiliate for the Colorado Rockies

are showing the float your goat, a quarter pound all beef hot dog with chopped peppers onions bacon and brown message submerged in a glass of 100% whole goat milk I didn't realize it was milk Yeah, what's the problem? I thought you hated water oh God get off the screen Oh, God. Get off the screen. Float your goat. There's our...

That's our... Don't take it off. That's our cover. I need that for the screen. I need that for the thumbnail. So like the squirrels weren't a problem. It is what I mean. It's a wet bread thing.

Yeah, it just didn't strike me as... Oh, that's crazy. You wouldn't eat that. Brutal. I'd try it. Nick would try it. Nick would absolutely try it. I'd try it. You would not. Nick would try it. Nick would absolutely try it.

Yeah, Nick would try it. Yeah, absolutely. So do we have to go now to Hartford? I don't. I love Hartford. It's beautiful. I don't know. Let's do it. I feel like there's so many other places we need to go first.

I was looking at what the time of this recording is opening day for baseball. Yeah, baseball started an hour ago. Yeah. The Padres are about to kick off here. It's be a tee time here in about six minutes. Why don't we just make this for Nick in the. Oh, yeah, we can make it. But like, yeah, whatever.

Yeah. Whatever floats his goat. I was looking at what the other stadiums were doing because I was looking at like the Major League stuff. The blue velvet whoopie pie for the Kansas City Royals, which seems like that seems pretty good. The Phillies are doing a s'mores quesadilla. Oh, I'm in. Yeah, that's pretty good.

You see the Mariners corn dog? Yeah. That is exactly what I was sending. The Mariners, what up corn dog? Yeah What the fuck is that what has happened? What do you mean? They're trying novelty food? Yeah, this is food. No, it's all food I just want to understand what I'm looking at with this corn dog. It's It's dyed like taco chips Covering corn dog that looks like it would be so good at cleaning my tool glasses

You eat that it's gonna clean out your colon is what it's gonna do the st. Paul Saints who I'm not familiar with at all Are introducing this hot dog with pulled pork and fries covering it that is over 10,000 calories Oh, it is six feet long. Look at that thing. Let's get it. There's a lot happening in baseball. I'm excited. What's great is that you could use that to measure how far you need to dig for your grave. And then you're set once you finish it. You take bites leading down to it.

You reach the bottom, you know, that you just lay down. It's a perfect measuring stick. That would be so funny to make the ground out of shit food and then you eat your grave hole. I want to go back to the Hartford goat thing, the milk dog. Is that going to be an item on their menu for the whole season, or is this like a singular game event?

I don't know. My understanding is that if they're doing that just for like the one thing, for like the Hartford yard goats, I bet that they do it not just for opening day, but I mean, it's a thing to get people in the stadium. Sure, yeah. But that's the point of that thing.

Like we did an episode, there's a thing to get people in the stadium. Sure. Yeah. That's the point of that thing. Like we did an episode. There's a thing at the Dell Diamond, the triple A baseball stadium here called Nick. What is it? The Dell Dell Dinger hot dog thing. Is that what it's called? Oh, what was it? And it's, it's a hot dog, but on like a grilled cheese. And you go, that's so funny.

And then you eat it and you go, that's fucking sucked. But they tricked you and that's the point of major, like minor league baseball. They're just tricking you. I mean, could we just make all these and rank them? Yeah, yeah. Do you want to start with the hot dog in the milk or what? I think Nick was going to take care of that one

and I can do the s'mores crepe or whatever. I mean, I think it should be a series that we do, ballpark, a ballpark bites type series. Ballpark bites. We'll call it Small Park Bites, because we'll be making it in our kitchen. Oh, God, Jeff, you're so good at that. How did you name it? It's a great name.

It's Achievement Hunter, man. That was such a good name right there. Dude, I've improved. I put a lot of effort into names since Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter, trust me. And F***face. Well, F***face is great. I stand by F***face.

You're right. I don't. I wanna propose something to you guys. I'm not done with the hot dog. Are we? After Andrew's done with the hot dog, I want to propose something to you guys. How long does the season go? When is the last game for the Hartford Yard Goats? Roughly like what month?

Probably in August or September. Yeah, it's probably around that. Hartford, yard, Goats. How about this? Yeah. Gavin hasn't uploaded his files 20 times. Last time I counted. Wow.

I've had to ask him about it. 20? You're over 20 now. That was prior to a few times I've had to ask you. Are we talking like you, because a lot of the time with Mario Party, right? You'll be like, upload your file. And it's been 85 seconds since I got off the discord.

It's like, first of all, it's 10 minutes and that that's more than enough time for you to remember to upload an audio file that is so short we don't need a tail sync for. I'm saying any time you forget to upload now and I need to ask you for it. Mario Party is going to be over by the time that this comes out. If I have to, if I get the 50 asks for you, you have to go down and eat this fucking dog at the park. You got to go to Hartford, Connecticut by the end of the season. You have 30 strikes. Hmm. It's way more than they have.

30 strikes and so many strikes. And until until when? September, September 7th. And until when? September. September 7th. It would have to be, I would say the last day of August would be the cutoff because we need time to book a flight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So August 31st.

All you have to do is upload your files that you're supposed to upload and not screw that up 30 times between now and August. Well, let me do this in classic Andrew fashion then. Screw you. I could do 20. OK. And in classic fashion, I cannot wait to see this blow up your face. Yeah, this is why would you do anything in fashion? You're crazy. Boys, get ready.

We're going to Hartford. I've got upload confidence now. And upload confidence now. Upload confidence. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Actually, if if I don't, you just like what you hold on, Eric. Hold on. Hold your horse. If I don't upload audio and video, does that count as two or one?

Yes, that's two. That's two. You forgot. That does make sense. That does seem seem fair even though it's one ask it's probably not one ask I know I'm asking you to do two things. It's two asks Yeah, audio and video. Yeah, okay. No, you're right I've got until August and I've got 20 strikes. 20 strikes. OK, I'm going to win. What do I get if I win? Nothing. I'm less annoyed at you. OK.

Yeah. What you win, we all win. That's pretty cool. I think they play at Dunkin Donuts Park. If you win, I'll bill I'll get you a plaque made or a trophy. Look at that. Wow. Pretty cool. And then you can hold on to it until you lose it to somebody else in some kind of a similar bet. It's going to be great when the audience can not only eat the pencil, but also eat the dog milk. It's going to be fantastic. You refuse to.

I would actually do it. I wouldn't just look at the dog milk for four years and not do it. Well, one of them is an edible product and the other is, is, is, uh, not a, not a food. Quite a strange thing to it to agree to upfront. And then what? Yeah, well, yeah, that was, that was a huge mistake. Because you're arguing on that point. I just don't think there's comparable a food item to a non-food item.

I mean, you get a snack and a drink at the same time. Let me be honest with you. I think one of the other of us will eat the pencil before you do. I did see somebody say that Andrew and I should trade and he should do Seven Day Survivor and I should eat the pencil. I got no problem eating the pencil, but it'll be a cold day in hell before that seven day survivor gets done in my name by anybody on this fucking earth I've got a I've got to start delivering because you know Andrew's pretty slow on the pencil Nick's pretty damn slow on these boots I want to get this limbo going Yeah, all right. Oh, yeah, do you want to stream it like is it like a streamable thing?

I think it's a streamable thing, but it just has to come out. I'll need time to like learn it, won't I? I could potentially stream the attempt. Should I do my research beforehand? Oh, I was just thinking we do it on Fridays. I want to watch you do this, but I mean like... Okay, yeah, we can try. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it's only like a three hour game. It's a three hour game, but we only stream for like an hour. We might have to stream until like 8.01. Oh, I don't know how this game works. I don't know anything about this game. I'm just spit, I'm spitballing. Is there saving?

The whole point is that Eric is that he beats the game, start to finish with less than five deaths, I think. Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to die maybe 50 to a hundred times just playing the game through. Then I'm going to have to remember all the times I died and start trying to make it further and further without dying until I make it to the end with five deaths

or less. I was thinking about this just last night. I've always wanted to get this achievement as well. So I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to play just slightly behind you. I'm going to watch you play and then play. However you die, you're just go, okay, I'm not going to do that. That's so that is the smartest thing I've ever heard. That's brilliant I can't even be mad at that Nick. You should play slightly behind

Andrew okay, does anyone want to play slightly ahead of me? I've never even played the fucking game. It's a good game if someone knows what's coming up. Can they tell me? I think so, but none of us would game. If someone knows what's coming up, can they tell me? I think so, but none of us would. Yeah. Yeah, maybe if you had better friends. So that's so matter of fact. No, it's just the truth. Like, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, none of us are going to.

None of us know that game well enough to be able to do that. But even if we did, you're not getting any lifelines. I just learned it's three hours long. Imagine if you watch me play all the way through you would then know and you you Could remind me okay, you'd get a lifeline, but it'd be soaked in kerosene which is a hell of an American We got to do Nick in the boots I've been trying to push for it for quite a while We have so much to do we also have face face off season two. We have wheel of decades coming up Which I'm very excited about I'm really excited about this limbo thing and of course our summer

We got Nick in the boots thing, which will have to be a summer trip. I think At this point, okay to the mall. I mean the summer trip to the mall. Yeah a summer. Wait summer Well, what else are we gonna do it anytime? It's just him wearing boots Why is that what you're incredulous about? Like what? It just became spring is his point. Yeah, like that feels so long. I just feel like we're I'm about to be out of town forever. And then we have the anniversary to get ready for and all the store stuff and all the stuff, the content that we have to prepare for that.

And then that whole big thing. And then and then you're going to turn around. It's going to be June. And then I figured, then we do it. Well, there's a scenario in which the F***ing Face Off season two is not that far away, and I don't think we can start that until Nick films the boots. I think you're right about that, actually. I don't think it can begin until that comes out.

I'll eagerly await that scenario, but I do think that we can start trying to pencil this thing in on the calendar But I have a feeling what Jeff said is pretty accurate It's gonna be a minute before we can probably get to it I just know how hard it is for us to schedule stuff in person And I just am just feeling like we're pretty we're more busy than we think hopefully it's much easier soon God, I hope so we don't we just ought to keep using your kitchen

Well, the boots aren't gonna do any good in my kitchen. No, no. I have a clip. Oh, shit. Again. That was fast. Yeah. Gavin's heard this before, but it just it's fit. It's fitting. I've been going through a CPAP journey, as you all know, going through different things. And the exact same day that we recorded the podcast about the foghorn being a sign of death,

I tried a different CPAP mask and I was testing it out and I fell asleep and then I woke up a little bit later to a large message that my partner wrote saying, I don't know what is happening, but you're making a foghorn like noise through that something's not right with how you have this mask on and They recorded audio of it. I'm dropping it in the thing and they they had no context of the foghorn conversation

So when I read that you're you're making a foghorn noise after we had spent the entire day talking about that a foghorn Would go off indicating your imminent death. It was very alarming. Here's the audio clip I'm putting as a video. It's a black build. Oh my God. Sounds like a ship pulling in. My response ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, Who said foghorn? I felt like I was wearing a pea coat. Oh my god. So you you sounded like a horror movie trailer. When it goes boom. Like what the fuck?

So it was this thing where like the mask seal, cause I accidentally recreated it while messing with it when I was awake after that. But yeah, the thing where like there was a seal issue on the side of my mouth and it was creating like that whistle foghorn sound, which is so much louder in person than the audio conveys. But it's insane coincidence to have the conversation we had and then me to turn into a human foghorn. Very funny. you you sound Mystery sound that's in your breathing Gavin you're a very busy man. There's a time where you took my gagging. I don't even remember what it was, but you put it to the Jurassic Park thing.

If I find a trailer that uses that. Yes, I will. Oh, that would be great. Yeah. I put your, I think you were sniffing the, the batter bottle. Oh, and I put it over. I put that sound over velociraptors, but then I don't think we ever even posted it No, we didn't

Maybe we should put that on the patreon. Yeah Let's do it because we have a place to do it because we didn't want to do it for I think copyright reasons Yeah, a little bonus. Oh, I know. I'll tell you what Andrew. I'll go ahead and get that clip Tell you why cuz I kept it Holy hee hee shit. Oh this is good. This is good. You kept it but the question is, is it uploaded anywhere? How accessible is it going to be? I don't know. I think that was a checkmate.

That was pretty good. I love this podcast. It's a great time. I'm so fucking excited about all that stuff we were talking about that's coming up on the horizon that we have to figure out how to record everything We have to make is so delicious. You know, I'm just so fucking excited about it. I am equally Yeah, it's all gonna be so much fun to do. I'm Erika. The thing I wanted to pitch I'm just telling this out there. You guys know how when you go to like a basketball game or a baseball game They have like the owners boxes and the suites that like corporations will rent out.

It'd be like AT&T will have it and then, you know, or like Warner Brothers would have one and like Allen would take somebody to like a fucking U.T. game or whatever. Yeah, like a little schmooze cabinet. How much do those things cost for like a single A baseball team? Well, do they have them? Wouldn't it be cool if our company was able to acquire one of those? Or like in a hockey, like minor league hockey? Like the least impressive.

You're talking about like getting a box, right? Yeah. Like renting a box. But like for a season. Like for a season, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for a season. For a season, it's gotta be like six figures. No, no, no.

Not for like the level. Not for minor league sports? No, not for minor leagues That's what I'm saying. If you go really like round rock express might be a little pricey cuz they're like kind of like a high profile minor league team There's got to be one out there. That's criminally affordable. What if we get one, but that's the only place we could record the podcast Well, that's what's gonna be my where I was going with it was then it would become a recording space. We can record episodes there. But there's always like the sound of people hitting dingers in the background. The crowd's like, hey, like you can only record during a game. What about like the Austin stars? Hockey team? Yeah. That'd be cool.

Oh, yeah. Like how I wonder how much it is to get because you can get a party suite. Now you have to contact a ticket representative in order to get this information. I know, right? So stupid. I don't know, it sucks for Nick to have to do that, but I nominate him. Oh God.

Party suites can accommodate 20 to 70 guests, and it'll just be four of us hanging out. And we'll put Andrew on an iPad. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. I mean, interesting. Very interesting.

I think the big thing is you're trying to get like food and shit. I think that's what they're trying to sell you on. That's not where we should be spending our money as a company. And I'm sure we don't have enough money to do it anyway. But I just throw that out there as like a you know Lofty goals for some day we can schmooze and take other public we could be like hey, Ray

You want to go hang out with us at our booth and he'd be like no Hey Michael, do you want to go hang out with us at our booth your pie in the sky? Dream is guys we got to get Ray to come to a game with us. Ray's a good cat. The problem is I don't like to schmooze with people I don't know anymore. So my pool is real limited. Oh, you wanna like butter up your close friends.

Yeah, it's like, if we don't invite Jeremy, I don't know, we're kind of, I don't know. This is what we do, this is how we do it. Remember when back in the day where companies would just sponsor us to do something and they would have money and they wouldn't have any clue what to do with it and we'd have to come up with it? We just have the company that sponsors whatever we're doing in there just to pay for that for a season. Maybe that Vegas... Oh, I bet Vegas would be too expensive. But there is that dude from the from the minor league Vegas team that reached out to me who works in the front office.

Maybe he could... It just seems like a perfect thing to waste some corporations money on instead of our patrons. Yeah, no, I totally agree. I don't want to waste patrons money on anything. That's never saying it'd be like a down the road kind of thing. But yeah, there would be if we could trick like a fuck like a hot dog company.

Oscar Meyer. I'm looking at the B.C. Lions, what their sweet boxes are. Two hundred fifteen dollars per person is the most expensive minimum amount of people, minimum amount of people. Looks like 14. OK, he's Alice. I don't know.

Thirteen other people who would want to go to something like this with me. Pretty pricey, but like not unlike that's a measuring stick, I guess. It'd be interesting to see how a CFL team lines up with like a minor hockey team in terms of because you're also you're going to need to find a minor team that is in a pro arena to even have suites. That's that's an excellent point. So there is a level of prestige required even on the smaller league scale. We just have to find the shittiest prestige team across all sports.

Just a market that does not care, but they have a team. I was going to say Florida feels like I was about to say like hockey in Florida. Yeah, they're so good. It's so frustrating how good the Florida Panthers, how good they are and how nobody in Florida gives a shit. It's so upsetting. Thank you so much to Zoc Doc for sponsoring regulation podcast. I think we've all been there.

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Thanks Bear. I have a thing to bring up that I this will be an interesting, interesting reaction for me to see, because I I said something and I was told that I needed to bring it up here. Oh, because I felt very confident about it. Once again, related kind of my CPAP stuff. I have a mask now that is just nose. My other mask was nose and like covered the nose and mouth.

This is just a nose mask. I'm trying to figure out like what works best for me. And I was talking about the perks of having just a nose mask as opposed to the face and nose being covered or the mouth. And one of the perks I said was I will now be able to sneeze without fear, in which I was told that sneezing is a nose thing, as much as it is a mouth thing, which I disagreed on. Well, I think we've talked about this before, because I'm a mouth sneezer always.

I, yeah, I'm a mouth, I'm a violent mouth sneezer. I prefer it through the mouth. Otherwise, sometimes my ears pop. I didn't even really. I'm such a mouth sneezer. I can't even really imagine nose sneezing. I think I'm only a nose sneezer. Really? So you can fire out loogies sometimes?

I'm definitely more of a nose sneezer big time. Not loogies, but I've definitely sneezed like particles. Yeah. That's wild. I think I, at a young age age started redirecting them through the mouth hole and I it like scares me to get them back through the nose. When I sneeze, it's like a dragon spitting fire like it is. I'm just sending everything out via the mouth.

It's messy, but I'm covering it with my shoulders. That's fine. But like if I wasn't, there's spray everywhere. Isn't the point of the sneeze to clear the nose? Yeah, I think it is. Yeah. Like when the counterpoint was explained to me, I was like, yeah, I think that's all correct. I mean, isn't the tickle in the nose right? Yeah, I thought so.

I feel like that's the light of the fuse is how I feel. Where to fire you choose what to aim on the way out, dude. I'll be honest. I don't think I have the ability to sneeze out of my mouth I think I'm I could definitely do it But what what we're saying is that if it's in the nose and it's trying to clear the nose Redirecting it to the mouth does you know good right? Well, it does the trick. I don't need to I mean I get the satisfaction from it Maybe that's why I sneeze three times every time I sneeze After a while just like I forget it yeah I never thought about that. You're like ah I need to stretch my legs. Ah, sorry. I thought you would help

I Actually do yell at the same time as my, as the sneeze. Oh yeah, absolutely. I like it when it's like, and it's like, really feels like everything's flying out of your head. Yep. Oh, I gotta be honest. I kind of like a sneeze.

I try to sneeze as loud as humanly possible because it annoys the shit out of my wife. I've started doing those real like dad sneezes too, where I'm like sat on the couch and I sneeze and I sort of curl up real quick in the fetal position for a brief second to the point where it's like I don't go full-feel but the force of it kind of lifts me off the couch a little bit. I actually get little bits of air when I do a good sneeze. Really? Yeah.

Wow. Oh, that sounds fun. Maybe I'll incorporate that. I enjoy sneeze. I think it's fun. I love them. I have a good time. But I think my nose is too vacuous to direct all the effort. I think I would like my brain would come out or something.

Yeah. A big chunk of something. Sneeze out a part of your brain, just like a little chunk. How scary would that be if I just sneezed in front of you? A little piece of hamburger meat came out. Just a little bit of brain was hanging out of the nostril. I have a question for you, Kevin. Nose related, nose, mouth, hair. If we lit 10 candles and put them in a row, two sets of 10 candles, do you think you think you blow out with your mouth faster, all of the candles or your nose?

What's more powerful mouth? Really? Yeah. The nose is a nightmare. Really? In what way? Because I assume it's surgical. I just have very little control over the valves. Like sometimes I'm trying to blow out through my nose and then suddenly it's like, and it just goes shut and then my ears hurt and then it like comes out my throat. I've got no control over it. How are you getting on with it with the nose only is every are you discovering what it

sounds like when your mouth comes open? Yeah, it's terrifying. I'll be sleeping and then I'll wake up very suddenly very scared because my mouth has opened up during the night and it's going, oh, I like it to whether when James Bond stabs someone's scuba tube and Thunderbolt and you just say like, yes, it's I'm missing around the settings. I definitely feel like I need to reduce the amount of pressure that's being currently shot through. Because the first time I tried it, I felt like I had a nosebleed after about an hour. Like I just it did not feel good.

I just I don't know. Funneling high powered air through your nose is a lot. It's taking some getting used to. It does not at any point feel natural. No. But you sleep well. OK. Better than before. Less dangerous than before. Well, that's good. Yeah. Not, OK. Better than before. Less dangerous than before. Well, that's good.

Yeah. Not having like disturbances or whatever, but it's just yeah. Definitely a little bit of a learning curve. I think at a false start because I hadn't slept well and probably like 10 months. So that first one where I came in late from Mario Party gave me a perception of this is super easy and I'm just going to be great at this. And it's been, I think, as I said at that time, a little bit of a learning process of,

oh, how does like normal sleep work? What do you, what do you do with, uh, with naps? Do you get all plugged in for a nap or do you just nap like normal? I use, so when I wasn't sleeping at all, I would need to nap throughout the day. I at least have one nap a day. So bad. Later in the evening. I'm glad you're fixing it.

Yeah, now it's like that has been the biggest change of like, oh, I don't need to nap at all. Naps are good for you though. Yeah, they are. Especially the older you get. I think probably the way Andrew was sleeping and everything, that it wasn't really a good for you thing, you know what I mean?

No, no, no, no, no, no. And also like positive napping versus like needing, like it was not. Required napping. Yeah, saying, I think probably calling what I was doing napping is maybe a little inaccurate. What was your percentage of hate naps? Oh man, not often.

I haven't hate napped in a while. You know what's funny is that like the start of hate napping was I was just wrong. Like I was so mad that they drafted a certain player and that player has been like the best player on the franchise in the franchise for like the past eight years. I like that you had full hate nap on something that was completely outside of your life and beyond your control. That's what being a sports fan is. I don't know. That's literally all sports. Yep. I mean, I get that. I get like, I'm getting emotionally involved, but I'm surprised you weren't hate napping

more for stuff in your own life. No, I get, you know, I don't know. I guess I like to settle things in a healthier way that that's actually impactful as opposed to sports where it's like, oh, there's no amount of like personal, uh, working through this issue that Matt, like this ultimately doesn't matter. I'm just very angry at this at this time. Yeah. I mean, that's probably a good thing that you weren't hate napping real life events. You just, if I hate nap real life events, I know boy,

I don't think that works. I think you would have taken a lot of a lot of hate naps off to marry a pie If you were doing that oh man, I Am so on the fence about sharing because I owe I'm you know I got to do it for content reasons I have to do it now. You can't well hold on. This is great What are you about to share? What are you gonna share something related to Mario Party, but it's not over for us yet

Yeah, I know, but it's gonna over for us yet. But we need to know. Yeah, I know. But it's going to be way over by the time this comes out. And I think you're just remember, we're about to play against you in the morning. I know. That's why I'm saying, like, for content reasons, it's the move. But for like strategy, it's not. But it's got we're content group. Let's let's do the content thing. I and my math is probably very wrong, but I was tired one night

and I looked up all of the bonus stars and like what the requirements were for them. And then I picked five of those. There's like six or seven different bonus star options, maybe a little bit more like eight. But I picked like five of them and I watched every turn of Mario Party and I counted each thing to the best of my ability. What the fuck?

So I have how many spaces we've all moved, how many items we've all used, how many Bowser spaces we've all landed on, how many green spaces we've all landed on. And this is something that in three days the game will do for us. Yeah, but I was trying to figure out like, is there things that because I if I have any chance and my chance of succeeding or winning in this thing is zero point zero one. But is there anything I can do to potentially cover myself in a bonus star situation?

Because I'm going to need all three of those things if I have any chance, which is not, it's almost impossible as it stands. So going into the last four turns, I had a two mini game lead over Nick. Nick was in second. And so yesterday when we did it, I thought, as long as, as I win one,

the worst that'll happen is he could tie me if he wins out. Oh, I just need him to not win or do whatever. As long as I win or he doesn't win and I just need to win once, I'm fine. Nick won yesterday. I lost today. We did another mini game in which I needed only one coin to technically win. And because Gavin was such a shit stomping on my head, he prevented me from doing so. So I've lost the next two.

There are too many games left. Nick and I are currently tied of my math. Correct. It the worst case scenario in these mini games has come forward. Or it was like two days ago It was man if I just win one of these and as long as he doesn't win all of them Everything's fine, and I have lost and Nick has won two in a row and it is not looking good It's concerning. Well. I told you when you when you crossed me five turns early. I told you Dilkong is dead That's true. You did say that and it did play out that way.

You shouldn't have told me that, man. Oh, boy. Yeah. Oh, listen, I'm I'm it's going to be fun. These next two turns. I am rooting for you so much to land on a chance time right at the end of the game. I think it'd be so exciting. I think so, too. It would be great. But yeah, I did my best to look in all the things. And maybe some of the moves that you guys are like, why would you do that?

Maybe that is the influence of I'm looking at I'm looking at stats that maybe you're not thinking about. You need to get those items down. Andrew's over here playing moneyball. Is that why you took Stas deals instead of the dice? It was a factor of like, I get to do two of these as opposed to just one. Interesting. All right. Didn't work out. Hasn't worked out. I don't like when I look at the data, I don't know how you have such a lead

because you're not winning in any of the categories. It like- Look, Boo's on the map. Who cares about the photo stars? That's fair. It's just, it's so funny where like, when I betrayed you at turn 15, things were looking so fine. And I have one star which I expect to lose tomorrow. Anyway, it's gonna be, I think, funny to listen to this because the audience will have fully seen what happens and we're still two days out from getting the end results, which I can't wait for. Wow.

It's going to be so weird to wake up not with you guys on day 31. It is going to be a strange experience. It's become a nice routine. Yeah, it really has. I like waking up early. I like making my little coffee. I like squirting out a little Mario party turn and then going for a nice morning poo. It definitely is nice to feel productive right out the gate.

Like it gets you ramped up for the day. I'm really excited to play just a normal 30 turn game to see how that feels in comparison. Yeah, yeah, I definitely don't ever want to play Mario Party again. Why? But you unlocked all the levels, all the cool cool levels we have to play the cool levels that you unlocked yeah We got to play the Bowser level. I did I unlocked all those levels for sure That's this is I've had a lot of 30 turn Mario parties in the last couple in the last like four weeks or so I Have I have some new updates from Meg on where Andrew has lost her oh? No gains all lost. There was one, one thing she agreed with you.

She says, and I don't really remember what this is. She said red ball is butts up. Okay. No, that's fair. That is the game in school where you have to run and touch the wall. And if you, the ball hits before you touch it, you have to stand and get pelted by a ball. But it's like differently named. Yeah. Butts up.

Yeah. For me, it was red. But she also does not agree with any of your bathroom food. Yeah. No, that's fair. Once again, reasonable. Does not care for your under the desk hot dogs, your blind wiping and Winnie the poo in.

She's deeply disturbed by all that. I will say, I think that's maybe where I went wrong in Mario Party, cause I was naked for probably like the first 15 turns of Mario Party. Really tapping in to the primal Dilkong roots. Hang on. And then you were, you were just naked with like a red tie on? With a tie on? I wish, you know what? I need to get a red tie. I don't have a red tie. Why would you be naked?

I just roll out of bed naked and uh, like no boxes or anything. What? No, nothing. Oh, it's happened in my Kong, inner Kong. What about your chair though? That's gotta be dirty butt chair now. No, I got like a blanket on the chair. Dirty blanket. It's cozy. It's cozy. Well, the blanket gets washed. What's dirty about his butt. It was just in bed I stay

Don't think it is. I don't think it is I think it was clean as if you if you what I'm sorry go ahead Well sleeping, but is cleaner than a sitting, but But if you roll out of bed and then sit down on a chair I don't know how the what's getting dirty here. You were the chair chair It's like it's the most spread butt when you're sitting so you're Transferring your clean bed, but to the chair and that somehow gets it dirty Well if you're but because I should be not gonna have a shower every night, right? What?

You are you washing your anus every night before bed? He lives in the bathtub dude. We're on a run guys He's in the bathtub like 11 hours a day. He's the cleanest human being on earth You know I had a little bit of a loss with that recently I was in the tub and an earthquake hit when I was in the tub a few weeks ago. You didn't mention this? How many episodes have been since that happened? Probably like five or six. It's been a while. What?

So I had a bath and there was a tub quake and I got out of the tub and then later that day I looked in the tub and the side of the tub had cracked from me with being filled with water in the tub and so I had to give up the tub for a bit and it was a tough time until it got repaired. So you had to get your tub repaired? Yep. Wow. Took about three weeks of no tubbing.

Was that the worst three weeks of your life? Definitely. I think my skin didn't know what happened. My skin was very confused. What do you mean? Cause you know, you get like pruney feet and whatnot. If you're in the tub. Yeah. So there is no prunage. There's no prunage for like three weeks and it's not used to that. So I think my, my skin was probably confused. It was the first time in all these years that you haven't been in a permanent state of damp?

Well, not damp, you know, I'm a water guy. I'm having showers and whatnot, but no, just a soak now. It's been a while since I had that streak broken, but. What was your tub made of that it cracked? Isn't it made of metal? No. What? No.

Fiberglass probably. Yeah. Do you have metal tubs? Do you have a metal tub? Probably not. Fucking metal tubs over here. You're just guessing at shit. Well, I remember maybe as a kid, I had a metal tub.

Like I remember something got dropped in it, it cracked some of the ceramic material off and there was metal. Gavin's melting his tub down to make a weapon like the Mandalorian. Rewinding it a little bit. You said you woke up naked and played Mario Party. Jeff did a shirt off Mario Party, but Jeff's thing didn't have anything to do

with him getting out of bed. He just did it. I went and saw a movie yesterday called Black Bag, a Steven Soderbergh movie that I really enjoyed, And everyone's very rich. And the thing that they wear sort of in a bunch of these scenes is what I call rich people pajamas. Oh yeah, those are rich people pajamas. Do you guys have these?

Are they comfortable? What am I missing about rich people pajamas because this looks so uncomfortable to sleep in? I do have not that exact pair, but I have some that are cut the same. They're the same material. Do you sleep in them? I have that exact pair.

Do you really? I think I think it was for a video. I think it was for a pajama based video. So are they like, I guess my question for rich people, pajamas, are they so comfortable you can't help but fall asleep? Because I can't imagine sleeping in what looks like pants and a shirt. Yeah, I can't get up, I need boxes only.

Yeah, me too. I think it's more for tooling around the last hour or two you're awake. I have them because Emily is super into pajamas, right? Because of her whole sleep routine. So every time she buys a nice pair, she buys a pair for me too. And I definitely, like there's a,

comes a point at the evening at like eight or nine o'clock where you just like throw those on and then you just kind of chill. And it's just like a more comfortable way to hang out. You're like sitting on top of the bed, watching TV. And then when it's time to go to bed, then you just take the pajama top off. That's where I'm hung up. what you're describing I do I'm in like you know some

pajama shorts and like a big t-shirt and who cares like right now because I already did the stuff that I had to do today that's like out of the house so that's fine I understand that watching this movie it's like Michael Fassbender being very rich and uh wearing these pajamas but like getting into bed and going to sleep with his wife with these pajamas on and the whole it happens like Three or four times in the movie and I just keep going no fucking way There's no way you're sleeping in that stuff. Do any of them have the hat as well. Well, he's hot his honks you He also has like a little candle holder so he gets up I wonder if it happens more in the movies because of He also has like a little candle holder so he gets up.

I wonder if it happens more in the movies because of just ease. You don't have to take his shirt off. You don't have to like have that make sense in the background. But he's like, he's got to be ripped. I'm sure he is. Maybe it's also like a thing where a lot of actors and actresses like it's like less nudity, which maybe is, you know, an issue for some actors and actresses who don't want to be? Gratuitously nude for no reason not that it's nude, but you know what I mean like I don't know no I get it

It's just I don't know I I don't know anyone who like sleeps in these so I just thought maybe After like the third time it happens in the movie. I was just going dude rich people pajamas must be like so Like they just must be like so nice. Like they just must be so comfortable sleeping in a shirt. I think every single time I've ever fallen asleep in a shirt, like whether it's one of those pajamas shirts or just a t-shirt, I think it's been on accident and I've woken up an hour to two hours in sweaty and like ripping it off. Like I only sleep in a shirt if I'm already sick or it makes me sick.

Yeah, that's it I'm at the point where I need to be able to adjust my temperature based entirely on the covers Because if I have to shirt take off, I've got to get it all around the hose and all around the head. It's a whole thing I Didn't even think about the seat. Yeah, I'm like I thought maybe you were calling your dick But maybe you were calling your dick a ho. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta get it around the hoses.

Think about that. That's a oh man. I have to, I have to change my philosophy on shirts and bed. If I did do shirts, the neck would have to be wide enough for me to get all the way through so I could go downwards. Interesting. I would view a shirt and bed as like an emergency deploy pillow. Essentially how I would use it.

A pillow? Yeah, because sometimes, you know, like as the bed goes from the wall and all the pillows get shot down to the floor. If I needed a pillow, I would just pop my shirt off and bundle that. And then I could use that. And you're an animal because there's 17 pillows. You already have eight. You need a ninth. But they're all below me. I'm on top of all of them Andrew I sent you a tick-tock that could solve your problems. Did you see it? No, yeah, it doesn't work

That wouldn't work because the bed would keep moving. Can you explain it? It's a pillow that covers a hole in the back Yeah it's like a like a Like a foam guard that is meant to sit in the space between your wall and your bed to stop Literally to stop pillows from falling down. Oh, you like strap it to the bed somehow So just like it's kind of like the thing that you buy that like goes between your seat and your dashboard in your car to stop Your keys or shit from falling out of your pocket and going into your seat kind of like that. Why wouldn't it work? I really appreciated it wouldn't work for me because the the bed moves until it can't and

It's bigger than that. Maybe it wouldn't it stop any the bed moves because of the pillows that go down there. Oh you think that's why? Yeah they're creating a wedge system. Yeah I think so. Oh maybe. Pushing the pillows down is pushing the bed away from the wall. Yeah I think it might be one shot. Like you're you're crushing the pillows down the back of the bed, right? You're like lying slumped on them. Yeah. Maybe I'll get this. I just I don't know. I've seen it. I didn't trust it just because of how far the bed goes. Maybe I'll get this. The solution to this is in your house. It's downstairs. That's true. You do have a headboard. It's a lot of it's a lot of steps. Take it up one step

a day. Why not just put the mattress and shit down by that. I just that's what you sleep. No, no, it's not the steps It's I just I need to I Need to get rid of the the bed frame that is currently on and adjust that and then set that up Well, a short-term solution might just be the thing I found on tick-tock shop. Mmm No, I think it's buying these expensive rich people pajamas and making them into pillows I'm not a pajamas guy cuz I don't want to wear a work uniform to sleep. That's exactly What it looks like it looks like he works at Bed Bath & Beyond and this is what he has to wear and then he goes Home and he sleeps in it. That would be funny to sell a set of sleep uniforms

That's what the jam is are sleep so I don't wear them. Yeah, but if they actually looks like other jobs. Yeah like fireman Like we do like khaki like put jam a khaki pants and red shirt, so it looks like you work at Target Just invented underoos You can be Captain America maybe the Iron Man You'd be dr. Doom if you're feeling evil. You've uh, I had a funny thing happen the other night where I watched the movie Timeline. That is funny. Timeline?

The story's not done. It's the- It's a Paul Walker movie with Billy Connelly. Oh, Jordan Ballard. It's a- What's it about? It's a Michael Crichton. It's a Michael Crichton book. Itlly. Oh, it's what's it about? Well, Creighton. It's a Michael Creighton book. It is. Oh, I didn't.

It's a Michael Creighton book. Yeah. What's it about? They go to like medieval Europe or some shit. Yeah, they're like archaeologists and there's a way for them to go back to medieval Europe. And so they go back because one of the characters dads gets stuck back in time played by Billy Connolly. But I watched it because I remember seeing it in theaters as a kid forgetting it existed and then going oh fuck timeline What a weird movie that was that is funny. So I You know what I'm done. I'm you know

You know what I don't think it'll get funnier than that so I think we can call in there That was a real hee-haw Yeah, that was a you know what I got my jokes off I got my laughs I'm feeling pretty good about it I'm sorry. I did I don't want to I don't want to show your story down behind No, no bad into the ground below the pillows, please. No, no, I'm good. I'm good. I got the pillow. I set up the story catcher and it's you know, we're good.

Real funny as that was a good tale by me. This actually coincides with my final magno. Put this in the highlight reel of the show what is your final magnet jeff is the real villain holy shit what what made her wow what made her say that? That's great. That's groundbreaking. That's so crazy. Wow. No, it was based on when, uh, when he was opening the batter bottle and huffing it. Jeff was just, those are two of the most British words, by the way. We just put those on the list. Yeah. Right. And right now, what was the other one? But all in one batter bottle, batter bottle.

Oh yeah. Bad bowl. Uh, it was better to what a water bowl. And Jeff was just intensely focused on Andrew actually tasting the ming and all that. Like didn't just say it once. You must have asked him like eight times. Well, you know, what are you going to do? Villain is an interesting word. It. I thought word I would choose but yeah I'm excited for the next time we all got to dinner there cuz I'm sure she can elaborate on it Anybody anybody got any other stories about I don't know Paul Walker No, really totally

No. Really totally? No. Two thousand? Wells run dry on. Archaeology? I have a lot of stories. Was it like they touched a bone or something and got sent back in time? Like why were they in time?

They, hang on, what do you think happened? They were archaeologists, I assume they found some sort of medieval weapon or something and they got sucked back to it. You're thinking of The Black Knight starring Martin Lawrence where is that what happens Yeah, he sees like a medallion in a mini golf course, and he goes to reach for it And he ends up time traveling back to the times. Oh wow that sounds like a fun movie I should watch that. I don't know if the black knight holds It does but

What do you think is better the Black Knight or timeline? Probably boy probably Black Knight because I think I'm reading I remember reading timeline in eighth grade and being so Confused by what I was reading. I'm like I don't follow any of what's happening here. I don't like I don't think the movie Yeah, I don't think like the movie was any good. I Jeff I cannot imagine Black Knight was in your wheelhouse to begin with I mean I remember when it came out and all but yeah I wasn't I didn't watch it. What was the woman Jean Renault where he was a night? I got brought to modern times the reverse of that. I don't think I saw that either white night French night There's one where it's like Jean Renault and somebody gets sent back just

There's one where it's like Jean Reno and somebody gets sent back just visiting. Yeah. American retelling of the 1993 French comedy blockbuster Love Is It Terrors in which in which stars Jean Reno. Okay. There you go. There's two scenes in it. I remember one where they eat urinal cakes because they just don't understand. And then another one where they see a minivan and they think it's a dragon

And they just beat the shit out of it with swords. Why would you eat a year? Why would you think a urinal cake is food? I don't I mean I've seen I've seen people wash their hands in those piss troughs Yeah, they think the urinal cake is a soap. That's another one put that out put that on the list. Yeah, but yeah Yeah, thank you. You're right. Oh, yeah, should we have a back-to-back like a dual screening of Black Knight and French Knight? Yeah French night no that would be fun. I've we have so much TV show to watch dude. I don't want to watch Oh, yeah, we had to wheel a decade. We have to wait for your ass to come back from your trip So we can watch this shit. God. Yeah, do you know when you watch a movie that you haven't seen in so long, like have you watched a movie recently where it's like, Oh, it must've been like 25 years since they've seen that.

I've already picked the show or the movie I want to watch. That will be the furthest distance from when I last watched it. Ooh, what is it? I'm going to watch it hopefully in my seventies and I'm going to watch, I'm going to watch Blue Streak. The Martin Lawrence classic. Because I remember Red 2 Gear from Blockbuster when I was sick and I was coming a day off from school and I must have been 10. But I think a nice 60 year gap between viewings will be an exciting one. They're making a sequel.

Oh shit. They are? They're making a sequel? How would Nick know that? Hey, hey, as Gus told us, if Luke Wilson's in it, I'm there. That's true. Gus a huge Luke Wilson fan. What's a film that you've watched as a child that you think would be fun to watch again, but much later? Porkies. No, I don't know if that's... Hey man, I don't know if that's gonna be a fun one!

I don't know! Oh, uh... Maverick. The Mel Gibson... The Mel Gibson like gambling one or whatever. Look at your cards, Maverick! Look at your cards! And he won't do it, he won't look at his cards.

You know what I'd like to see? One of my favorite movies when I was a little kid was Six Pack with Kenny Rogers. And I haven't seen it since I was a little kid. What is that? He's like a stock car racer, and he stumbles upon this group of kids that don't have parents,

and he ends up like taking them in and they help him as a stock car racer. It's like six kids and it's like a fan. Yeah, there you go. It's like a comedy. How old is Diane Lane? I was probably seven or eight when I saw this. I'd love to see it again, but maybe I'll watch it when I'm a hundred. Is Diane Lane is in this and she's like, how old this is crazy., and uh Aaron Gray's in it. She's the lady Diane Lane was a child actor I guess so what she was in six-pack. That's crazy. It's a I remember being a great fucking movie But you know I was like maybe eight so Wow I like that making toys out of all the car parts They're having fun, and they are not currently making a sequel to it. I I don't think yeah, who knows Oh

Robin Hood men in tights Would that be fun? Yeah, I saw that like a year ago. Oh, did you did a hold up? Not for the first time? Yeah, I mean I liked it. Yeah, I haven't seen it in a long time. What about hot shots? Ooh I haven't seen that since I was probably 12. I've never actually seen Hot Shots. I've only seen the second one. Yeah, what about Hot Shots Part Deux? No, I didn't see that either. Man.

Well, I'm out of ideas. I remember thinking that movies, spoofing other movies were not my thing. Oh, wow. Yeah, like Scary Movie and all that, I never saw any of that shit. I never, like, I don't know why I just it never appealed to me Yeah, but like naked gun and airplane and stuff are great. That's different unstoppable that naked gun is different. That's different genre

That's that's spoofing cheese cop stuff though, I guess I mean airplane is a direct parody of I forget the name That's true. I guess I get I just it's weird for me to compare Airplane to scary movie or not another teen or one of those. Are they not? Are they not by like the same people? No, not the scary. The Zuckers did. I thought that I thought the Zuckers brothers had something to do with scary movie. No, it's the Wayans were the scary movie people, huh? scary movie for director

David Zucker oh wow That's I didn't think listen. I didn't think I was wrong. I will say I went back in Italy showed me scary movie Whichever scary movie has Chris Elliott in it she showed me that one and I said okay And I laughed through the whole thing and I thought it was funny. Oh with this hand two years ago with a strong hand and stuff Yeah, it was all very funny. And so I was like man. I can't believe I waited. I had never watched this so Eric Can I make when we're done with it? Can I make a compilation from Pico Park of all the times that you're wrong? Yeah, no, that's fine I think I think it would be really good to have a YouTube short on our channel. So I think that's probably yeah I don't think it would fit within a short. I can't imagine it would be more than 60 seconds

So yeah, I don't really don't have an issue with that. Go for it. Mmm. Any other thoughts? We wouldn't have to tail sink for that for that. Oh also the audience told me that that game that I tried to get everyone to play in GTA 4 recently with the bike. Yeah it was bike bat we should have bike back. What do you mean it was bike? What does that mean? It was bike bat. The wrong game type. You god damn it. Itin' It was still fun. It had bike in the name, I was half right. I feel like I even said something about it in the moment. Like I thought this was different.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I immediately knew it was different. But I thought maybe we get the backs at some point. Maybe next time we can play on PC. Oh my god. Hey with Jeff out of town, are we like going crazy on heists or what are we doing? I know by the time this is out we've already figured it out or whatever. Yeah, I'm sure we'll film some more. Okay How many videos how many heist videos are there now? Like what are we up to? Do you know Nick offhand? Eleven have come out. Is that right? Right, but how many are we recorded?

We did 12 which was the original run and then I think we're through seven or eight doomsday. So like 20. Yeah, right around there. Plus the mini heist. We'll have to get through those, and then unfortunately, Jeff, we're going to have to play a lot of repo without you. I'm very sorry. Oh no! That's fine, I understand. I would never want to hold you guys back. We'll all die, and then Andrew can beat the level by himself, and it'll be really good

It'll be a lot of fun Unfortunately, I'll be coming back from vacation right about the time you guys are sick of playing Reaper For two and a half weeks And I feel like I am uniquely suited to that because that happened to me so many times throughout my history of achievement Hunter that I'm just used to it What we need to do shortly after you come back, Jeff, is record the summer movie battle for this upcoming season. I put together the list of movies and it is a strong list.

Is it really? There's a lot. Did we ever announce who won the Kicker Picker? I don't think so. I have no idea. I saw a comment about it recently and I don't think we ever said but can we just say no Eric one Yeah, I guess it was me. Yeah, I think it was Eric. All right. All right. Well, there you go Eric one Cool. Congratulations. Thank you guys so much. Hey, honestly, I really appreciate it

Everyone kind of showed up showed out everyone kind of kind of went out there, did their thing. It's it's not it's not a solo venture. You know, it's a team sport. Everyone's got their role to play. Everyone's out there kicking for points and, you know, may the best man win. And this time it was me. So thank you very much. There you go. There's a movie in summer movie battle that is untitled

and is just actor director combo set for this date. Can't wait for Jeff to buy it. Oh, is it Kevin Costner? It's a. Oh, my God. Do you think that's going to be on this list? It's not. It's not currently scheduled for the summer. Well, Horizon Part Two Horizon Part Two. Yeah, I don't know if it's data that you do.

You do technically own it. So it would trade would carry over. Yeah, I think I should if it's dated. Gavin, you do technically own it, so it would carry over. Yeah, I think I should just get it still. I've already got that one. I should start with that. Oh! What, am I buying it again? If anybody's movies from last year show up in the theater again this year, do we count

it? No. Like if there's like a summer run of last year's, I don't know, Deadpool? Is it adding to the box office? You do own the movie, I think so. But it's for a different season. If you draft the player and then they leave your team and play for someone else, it's not like,

oh, I drafted them, they're gone. It's not the same actor in a different movie. But it's a statistical, what we're playing for is season by season. You did not draft them in the next season. You already own it. For the season in which the game takes place. Right.

This is no longer that season. We're restarting everything. Does it add to the box office total though? Yeah, but for, but we're not totaling that anymore. So what's the director actor then? Of what? My god. Dude, we are, I don't know for a fright or what, but that was awesome.

Ryan Reynolds and the Night of the Museum guy. What? For Deadpool 3 or whatever? Wolverine is the Night of the Museum guy. You said that there's a movie you're excited for me to pick that's just a director and an actor. Unbelievable. I was really caught up. It's Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Kendrick Lamar.

I'll get it. I'm good. I'll take it. July 4th, slated. Cause last time it was David Chase horror thing. I don't remember who else was part of that. Why did you say Ryan Reynolds in Night at the Museum guy? He was thinking director and actor of Wolverine. Yeah. He said, who was thinking director and actor of Wolverine. He said, who's the director and actor? The last thing we talked about was Deadpool Wolverine.

So it was Ryan Reynolds and then the Night at the Museum 2 guy. I don't know his name. But we're agreed that if Horizon part 2 is on there, it's mine, right? No. Yeah, I think so. I paid for it. It's not like I generated any revenue for it last time. Well, too bad. Not this time either. Too bad, my ass. What do you mean?

Do we get the carryover money from last year? I think I'm totally, I think I totally agree with Gavin here. If you're playing fantasy football and you pick a player and you redraft the next year, you don't get the points for the players you redrafted or you took the previous year. It's a movie, though. It's not a sport. No, it's a movie. It's a fantasy game. You did say it was a movie that our studio owned and produced.

Yeah. And we were tracking for one season and then we're restarting and we're losing everything. I don't think we had studio. Did we have studios for that or was that just for our DVD box sets? We did the DVD box as a studio. We didn't have studios. Yeah, we did. I mean I did in my head, but okay You vote no Let's hear your reason for no, I don't want it It's pretty definite. Yeah, it's a logical reasonable man. Yeah

Nick is a logical reasonable man. Yeah, you paid for it last year, didn't come out in time. That's on you. I'm sorry So here we are. It seems like Nick and Andrew are both hard-nosed Gavin and Jeff are both yeses. Very interesting Very interesting and let's keep in mind that I had a you know a disadvantage Last year because of it. Because you played poorly. Now what was yeah, what was the disadvantage? You definitely picked you made a shitty pick dude. I don't know if that's a disadvantage Don't start pushing me on their side Gavin. Yeah, you don't think one of my movies coming out wasn't a disadvantage I mean I had a movie that didn't come out too I had the fucking it was but everyone's at risk for it I had the same problem with the David Chase thing by the way if my David is that untitled David Chase movie comes out this

Year I want it. We should get it. Yeah, David Chase thing. By the way, if my David, that untitled David Chase movie comes out this year, I want it. You absolutely should get it. Yeah. No, you can pay the points for it and get it again. Yeah, exactly. Well, I guess it depends on what Eric says right here. Yeah, but if I buy it,

if I'm a studio and I buy a script. No, we're not. We're playing a game. We're playing a game. Andrew's gonna get pissed. If you draft the player and they blow their knee out, that sucks. You just take a hit.

This is how it goes That's true. I lost a lot of kickers last year and it's true. What if we just pull the audience? No What do we care about pulling the audience? What are you crazy? We're not pulling the idea for this. Why not? Because it's our game Yeah, it's a game. I want to play with and they have of you tremendous input on when everyone disagrees with me The company is split down the middle yeah, it has audience confidence after this word Yeah, no, I mean I've lost him this episode or the last one, but I think it's a fair I think should be a fair boat. I don't know. I think we I think we got to see what air how Eric votes Okay, I think it's I think it's interesting because this be a fair vote. I don't know. I think we, I think we got to see what Eric, how Eric votes.

Okay. I think it's, I think it's interesting cause this, does this apply to every, I mean, there were what 40, 41 movies that were draftable last year and you're saying that if Maxine or a quiet place day one or like Furiosa or whatever come back into theater this year, like that's eligible because you drafted it before that's what you're saying yeah because sometimes a studio will hold a movie that's fully made edited finished I think it's way funnier if Horizon part 2 comes out and somebody else gets to claim the money

for it on the second yard that is very funny that is very funny but I'm still I mean I agree that that's funny But yeah, but what if it's now a shared studio product product what project that I get 50-50 split no Just stick to your guns. Yeah Stop trying to negotiate. I'll tell you what you can take it if you give away the amount of points that you spent on it I don't think it's gonna matter because That's very funny by the way. I think Eric. I think Eric's gonna vote against us, Gavin. I think that's the way the winds are blowing.

One, two, three. Should we have to vote? How many points did he give away for it? Four, I'm looking. One, two, three. It appears to be six. I don't know if that's right. I'm looking, I'm checking right now.

It might be that he spent six points on that. I will say the only way I think Horizon an American Saga chapter two is the only eligible one no other ones can be eligible Okay, that either that one or it's nothing okay I was gonna float a compromise of you get your movie back 20 years after it releases because that's also very funny to me movie back 20 years after it releases. Cause that's also very funny to me. If you have like a Titanic and it re-releases in theaters 20 years later and you're like,

oh shit, this is my year. I got that Titanic bump again. I like that. But I don't like when it's so close. Yeah. I think Horizon part two is the only one that I would be okay with Gavin getting. But I also think now now let me pose this.

I don't know if this is one step sort of past it. Should it cost him six points? Yes. Why? That's me buying it again. What do you mean? Okay. I bought it.

I buy over the damn thing. No, no, no. You have to retain the rights to it. Right. You have to maintain the rights. You have to renew your rights. You have to renew your rights. I think that is totally fair.

And I was, you know what? You spent that, the six points you spent last season acquiring it also probably went into the marketing of it and everything. Those are just sunk costs. You gotta do that again this year if you're gonna release the film. So it's gonna cost you six points if you want it.

That's all. It's gonna cost me 100% again. It should surely be a percentage. No, you have to pay. You paid a licensing fee. It is a percentage. 100 is a percent. I'm licensing it from myself. No. What about this?

All right. I'll pay me six points. No, no, you either subtract six points or it goes into the pool and anybody can buy it. It becomes like, God, there's no market. Now that's funny. That's a great option. Enough. Now that's funny. Now that's a great one. Like auctioning off Monopoly property style. I like that a lot. You have the first right of refusal because you bought it previously.

But if you don't want it for the points that you previously paid, then it goes back into the market for anybody else to acquire. I can get behind this. But I can still get involved in the auction. Yes. So I can potentially pick it up the auction. Yes, so I could potentially pick it up for yes Absolutely, if you think it'll go less than but anybody it's free market at that point If you think after this conversation that that's that that's going for less than six

One of us is immediately just gonna say for five and then it'll just be him trying to decide it just became Just became revealed that one of us is the villain of the show That's a fun wrinkle I like that a lot great idea Gavin once again So it can be back it pull you have right a first refusal and there you go this is great stupid You have right of first refusal and there you go. This is great stupid One of the chances that this fucking movies coming out in 2025 zero, but he wants to he wants to maybe buy it again I guess so whatever we'll see who's selling it No, no you're paying you're just kind of like paying God. You know what I mean? There's like zero point zero percent chance. I will put it back into the pool

Uh-huh with six points you'll put it back in the pool for six points is how she said no you want to get paid six points Nobody else wants it. I'll start with six extra points no so in this world Gavin and this this make-believe thing that we've set up I saw this movie is owned with six extra points. No. So in this world, Gavin, and this this make-believe thing that we've set up, this movie is owned by whoever made the film in real life and you've purchased a licensing right from them that expires after a season. It's not their fault you didn't release the fucking movie last year. Yeah. Why didn't you release it? Yeah, you should have released it, man.

Yeah, dude, come on. Yeah, but that would have been a clause that says if the movie doesn't come out the license extends No, no such causing can you point to that clause actually I have the fictional contract right here the clauses It says that if it doesn't then you have first right of refusal for the same price the following year Yep, it's like it's not arguing with three adoring walls Wait for in a room that you You heard it. No, no, you heard it. He doesn't think I'm annoying. I know I was I was not included in that three annoying walls and a wall We should wrap this up because I think we landed on exactly what we're doing so I feel good about that

Yeah, great idea. Yeah, great idea. Dude. Why don't we actually adapt? What is it? Refusal refusal it cost you six points if you want it if not, it'll go back in the pool So we'll just open with that. Yeah. Yeah, we yeah we open with that one Hmm glad you brought it up. I mean I get one Pretty good compromise For who for everybody involved yeah, you basically get access to your movie again if you want And nobody can stop you Like that's lucky me. I also get access to my chair and my desk. All these things I guess what, buddy, I love.

I listen, motherfucker, I am sitting on an untitled David Chase movie that is not included in this fucking deal. I think you should get it. I spent my points on it just like you did. But I heard Eric say the only way I agree to this is if only fucking movie is included and everybody agreed with that. So I went along with the ride. I'm like, yeah, okay If that's how it is, that's how it is. My movie didn't even have a fucking title Maybe that's the prerequisite. It has to have a name for it to be considered. It's cool. I'll eat the cost and I I acquiesced to that

Privately and internally because I realized it was what was for the best and I think that this is a compromise I feel we all compromised and it's great good compromise guys good compromise everybody I feel like some came out slightly better than others, but yeah, that's good negotiation Yeah, some people have access to movies other people don't that's pretty cool We tail sink? We should. We definitely should. Boy, this has been great. Thank you so much.

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