Regulation Podcast - Snake Closeness // Gavin vs Squirrels [58]

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about false start, Oops all Erics, Geoff thoughts, living to 100, killing Nick, Squirrels bathroom, piss smell, coffee shops everywhere, Why?, bog roll whipping, Geoff's raccoons, hockey sticks, squirrel grill, playing hooky, best feelings, extra sleep, Labubuing, Snoopy Tamagotchi, childhood aesthetic, Makoko Monoco Labubu, Furby, portapotty prank, Gavin's on set medic, stopping a prank, and healing Gavin. Sponsored by Zocdoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/regulation and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor. Also sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code REGULATION. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Did I say Eric twice? Two, brother. I mean, he's saying, hey, guy like me, likes here in his name. So just say it four times, man. Double Eric. Happy to be here and happy to be here. Okay. What if we do this?

What if we do this? Eric, at the end of this recording, you take my audio file and you re-record everything I said. Yeah. And then there'll be two erics in the episode, and people have to figure out who was who. Yeah, I think they would know right away just from this conversation. Yeah. It's probably short circuits of the day. You just said, hey, Eric, do this.

Oh, I would love to listen to a double Eric cut. Just see how it sounds. I think that would be the lowest listen to episode. They'd just be like too much of this guy, no thanks. You know, like Captain Crunch, oops all berries, regulation, oops all erics. Terrible. Eric just plays every role in the podcast. An endless echo chamber of this sucks.

Oh, Christ. Well, that was a flawless. beginning to the episode. Very excited. Hey, I did something yesterday. I prepared something for you guys. I'm kind of jazzed about. I went on, it was my first bike ride

of the year, really, and I went on a bike ride in the way I used to back when we would do FFace and I would go for a ride and I would just try to write down everything I saw on the bike ride and turn that into like things Jeff saw on his bike. Well, I did that and I prepared her for you guys and I'd love to share it with you if you'd like.

Did you use your ass or someone else's? It was on my ass and I know I know intimately because of the very particular pains that I have riding my bicycle long distances with my little ass. First thing I thought about when I was on my bike ride doing, I was just riding around town lake

looking for dead bodies as you do now on town late because there's a new one about every three weeks. Haven't seen one yet but I did see a bunch of cops milling around suspiciously so who knows. But I was riding around and as I was looking at the swampy water waiting to find a hand or a foot floating, I got to thinking about what was the last time

I saw a snake and I think it was on the trail about three years ago a snake drove and like drove I guess drove road walked slithered in front of me from one side of the trail

to the other and it's scared the holy hell out of me of course and I got to thinking I'm guaranteed to see another snake in my lifetime but I don't know when

so it's really kind of like that movie it follows you know what I mean? like every day I wake up I'm closer to seeing my next snake and I don't know when or where so there's nothing I can do to prepare about it but also right now on this planet there is a snake somewhere or the parents of a snake somewhere who are making decisions that put them closer and closer to interacting

and intersecting with me in my life at some point in the undefined future and that thought terrifies me but it's not guarantee Yeah, it's not. I think it's pretty guaranteed that I'm going to see a snake again in my future. You think I'm going to go the next 50 years? Like, I just told you, Dickhead, three years ago on the trail. You think?

Oh, you did just say that. That's how this whole started. You played GTA? Did you just say you're going to live for another 50 years? Oh, at least. I'm going to hit 100 for sure. Hell yeah! Just like spite is like a motivator and like you're just like writing it out.

See, that's the thing. My family lives into their mid to late 90s, and they do it without the spite that fuels me. Right? Like the spite thing is, I think, unique to me and my personality and my family. So I feel like I might also technology, things are advancing rapidly, thanks to AI. I might eke out 150. Who knows? Maybe we'll get to a point where I can download my consciousness into some sort of computer software and I'll just be eternal. But I do think that with modern medicine, I'm good for a hundred. Maybe I'd like to top out it. I mean, I'd like to get to 150 if I could. But, I'll be happy to hit the century mark. So I figure, you know, that's roughly 50 more years of life. I think about how many snakes I saw in the first 50 years, dozens and dozens, if not 100, right?

So there'll be some measure of snake in my future. And every day that I live puts me closer and closer to that snake. And I don't like that. That's like 2,700 more podcast. I mean, assuming you guys live that long. That's a good point. You're not going to keep going without us? Well, you know what?

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Who knows? Who can say? Every episode of So All Right will just be, did I see Snake today? Didn't we talk about the podcast not going on if one of us dies unless it's Andrew and he said it's fine if Nick isn't here? Oh, that's true. Oh, yeah, what the fuck. That is true.

That's not at all what I said. That's literally the opposite of what I said. Oh, yeah. Nick is so malleable. Not that you should be thrilled, Nick. I think I said that I would kill Nick because it would end the show because the scenario was if one of us died

if you had to kill one of us or if we had the authority to kill somebody else in the group. Yeah, we all wanted Nick to live. We all said first Nick is most important to live and Andrew said, nope, I'm gonna take him out first. Yeah, just so it would end. Was that the stipulation

that you would kill him and it would end? Well, yeah, because everyone agreed who is the most important. Yeah, that would be like, yeah, the death knell for the show. But he's most important, so you'd kill him. Yeah, that was the point. To end it, he said.

To end it. Right. It was a joke. Funny joke. This isn't the only podcast I've ever done. You know, there could be additional and different podcasts in the future. Nick, you can take the mask off. So, Jeff, are you saying there's potentially more than 2,700 podcasts, didn't you?

Oh, I would hope so. I don't think so, man. I'll be happy if I get 27 more podcasts out of this body and this brain and this mouth. But anyway, so that was my first thought was that I'm essentially living in a snake follows horror movie situation. And there's next to nothing I can do about it other than to move to a place with no snakes. But even then, people import snakes, you know? That's true. I've seen Final Destination.

Weird shit happens. If the universe wants to put a snake in front of me, it's going to put a fucking snake in front of me, no matter where I am. I could be on the International Space Station and the universe could see fit to put a snake in front of me if it wanted to. Last week, I could have said it's probably been a decade

since I'd seen a snake but I did see one this week. Really? Dead, obliterated snake. Are you serious? Yeah, his head was all smashed up. Oh, thank God. Where was it?

It was right outside my house. It was probably coming to get you. Someone intervened. Somebody saved your life. That snake might have been that snake might have been hired. It might have been a snake assassin. it might have been minutes away

from ending your life and somebody drove over it and fucking who how would a snake get, would it come up a drain? Would it, what's the easiest way to get in as a snake?

Toilet. Drain? Any hole. It doesn't care. Snake's going to find a way in, man. Toilet snake. Yeah. I don't trust it.

I don't trust a snake in space. I've got a different animal that's got in. What? My, uh, my office bog has a ceiling full of squirrels. What? What? Excuse me?

What? Yeah, whenever I'm shitting, I could hear of like, eat in the ceiling and like, tearing up the insulation and stuff. Have you called anyone? No. No. I just, okay. How long?

Oh, it's been probably a month. I just, uh... Oh my God. I'm just a habit of just throwing a tissue. box at the ceiling every time I'm taking a dump so they shut up. So it's done a month's worth of damage while you've sat on your ass doing

nothing to stop it? Yeah. Honestly I thought the fact that they're already in I just assumed the damage was unfathomable. And they're probably all over the house. So rather than stop them, you did nothing? He's allowing them to advance. I threw a tissue box. I just told you.

I can I can send you a video of what it sounds like. Yeah, please. I don't know how I'm going to do it without Nitro. I also don't know how I'm going to find the video because my Camerol is full of Blueprints pictures. Totally wrecked my Camerol. Once we get past this fascinating saga

that I don't want to get off of anytime soon, I do have more bike stuff. Yeah, keep going because it'll take me ages to find this. Well, I just want, I think Gavin should start redecorating for his squirrel bathroom in those pictures that I said just go full squirrel welcome them yeah and this is this is there and then there's one squirrel with a plunger this is great this is helpful they're gonna they're here to help he's living reverse mousetrap oh you should start assigning them uh tasks to do around the house and chores yeah they're just

really going for it you could hear how violent they are with the stuff up there well they're probably multiplying and oh my god dude yeah yeah are you gonna call somebody uh yeah i have a problem with with people in that no one ever calls me back or emails me back if i'm like hey i need a electrician i'll send an email to like three companies and no one ever applies dude dude i got my dishwasher fixed this morning before we started recording it has been a four-month saga getting it fixed just because of getting people to return calls. You are not wrong, Gab.

It is nightmare. It's impossible. It's demoralizing. I'm just thinking about your entire rooster teeth run and none on the emails you replied to. Awesome. Yeah, but these joy, these people are some. Well, karma, you know.

like we were not replying for different reasons. Like, surely these people want the business. Oh, God damn. That's awesome. Oh, man. That's a valid point. I've decided on my ride yesterday morning that Austin is officially a big city. And you can mark it by the fact that at 7.30, in the morning, the entire city

smells like hot piss. Everywhere I went was just people pissing. Drunk people, piss smells, unhoused people piss smells, runners, you know, can't hold it and pop off the trail, piss smells.

Everywhere you go in Austin in the morning on a humid morning smells like piss. So we are officially like, New York City smells like hot shit and piss. We don't have the shit smell, but we definitely are over-indexing on piss this. which got me thinking, right? I noticed it immediately

and I was like, oh, fuck, people have pissed here. That's a lot. You take it for granted that we piss in toilets now. But for almost the entirety of recorded human history, it must have smelled worse

than Austin smelled when I was riding my bike yesterday morning because piss and shit was everywhere and we weren't clean and we had outhouses. And then you would take all your piss and shit from under your bed and the bowls that you would hold it in it

overnight and you would throw it out the window onto the fucking street down below in the morning and the canals would run with piss and shit. Until about 150 years ago, Earth must have smelled horrible. Humans must have constantly encountered the smell of acrid

stale piss everywhere they went. I assume it smelled like a zoo. Yeah. It must have, right? I mean, nothing was pissier than working downtown though on Congress. Some of those alleyways. Geez, like going from parking to the office, it's a shit obstacle.

course. Pissy alleyways are small city problems. It's when the piss makes its way to the main thoroughfares. That's when you know you've really hit the big time. Yeah. God damn. I mean, like, you're right. Think about like entire human history. Everything is all outdoor and in like the last hundred years. Imagine

somebody came to you and they're like, yeah, so that thing that's outside that you go and you fucking stink up like crazy, we're going to put that like connected to your bedroom. It's going to be inside your house now. And then you just go, you're going to what? Huh? Like there's no way it made any sense the first time somebody

pitched it, right? Yeah. It's insane. Humanity was disgusting until about 12550 years ago, I'd say. The next observation I had is that coffee shops in Austin are multiplying like

Gremlins. There is a new coffee shop on every corner of the city every week. It's fucking crazy. I know we're currently either done with filming Good Morning Gustavo or between season so we're not going to them all but god damn eric have you noticed this or is it just me no yeah they're they're everywhere a lot uh new ones that i'd never seen before just keep popping up and i like again i don't this isn't a complaint i think it's great have more of that stuff but boy it feels

like after covid it was like ramping up and then now it's like hey go go go go more go go go go go. It's a lot. It's breakneck right now. I probably saw four yesterday on my bike ride that didn't exist a month ago. Just like, yeah, every time you turn around. It's like tattoo shops were in the 90s and early 2000s here. Do you think coffee shop owners have all colluded to try and keep Good Morning Gustavo going as long as possible? They, yeah, they've tried, but we're going to break them. I swear to God. We'll see. Then I had two other things from the bike ride Well, sorry, before you move on

Have you considered going to these coffee shops and asking why? Why? Hi, hi, I was just riding my bike. Why? Why did you choose to do this? There's a shop down the street, there's a shop across the street. Yeah, why? I can see three coffee shops from the deck of your coffee shop.

Why? Why? I think it's fair. I'd love to know why. It must be demand, right? Because they're all fucking crowded. Because you'll pay any amount of money for coffee. I think that's what it boils down to.

I would love to ask why in different shops and see if anyone actually answers a question. Whether they would say why, what? Maybe you should start doing that. So just walk in and say why and then just see what they say? I think I should say, can I ask you a question first? So they expect something. Okay. Okay.

And they don't think I'm trying to order something. Okay. And then you just say, and then you just say why. Yeah. Hi, can I ask you a question? Oh, wow, are you the guy from Slamo guys? Yeah, I'll be asking the questions around here. Why?

And then they're flammixed. I like it. And they go, I'm so glad you asked. We are big believers in cheese. So we decided to open up an artisanal cheese shop that you have locked into. And it's our life package. making and selling different cheeses from the world, and this is why. I think potentially I could, as I say why, I could shrug my shoulders a little bit

with my hands pointed up and maybe just like gesture around at the ceiling and walls and stuff. That might help. I just imagine Gavin walking, like, you don't have the guts. That's very exciting to hear. You don't have the guts. You don't have the fucking guts to do it. But I really love the idea of Gavin walking in and saying why.

I'm scared to talk to anyone who I've known for less than six months. You're only just now sort of talking to my wife and it's mostly about the moon. And it's like, so I just, oh, God, I would love to see this happen. You would have to be. We talk about the moon and pressure. He's a month into getting up the courage to call about an infestation in his ceiling for Christ's sake. Oh, I posted the video. Do you want to listen to this video?

Yes. Yeah, yeah, get, if you give it just a second, I'm uploading it to Discord, something that it seems like you could have done. I don't have Nitro. Do I have Nitro? Yes, you have Nitro. Oh, hell yeah. Hey, guys, check this out.

I have Nitro. Wait, why don't you just get Nitro then? I would, it's, I have to wait for you to give me permission. Okay, get Nitro. Okay. Oh, my God. What time of day is it? Kevin, that's fucked.

Oh my God. Shut up. Dude, you're like, your bog roll whipping, dude. Yeah, I throw a ball girl because it's just so loud.

I can't concentrate while I'm doing two. Wow. Shut up. You've got to get fixed immediately. Yeah, you can't let that go on.

That's bad. I just wish anyone anywhere. Return a call or email me. Get the squirrels out of my freaking ceiling. And that's not even, not even my main squirrel problem. I've got them stuffing my freaking guys with my beard still. My whole grill is full of a squirrel nest.

It's bollocks. Did I send you the video from my grill? No. No. I mean, that I'm going as well. Keep feeling for a bit. You just said that you're, you said that you're,

gutters are filled with your hair and now your grill is filled with squirrel stuff? Yeah, so the area that I shaved I just put my beard down there and then the squirrels nick my beard and put it in my rain gutters so now water just spills over them onto the door frames and stuff.

Are you sure that's not birds? No, I mean, it's squirrels and birds. Oh, wow, changing his tune. This is why they won't call you back, dude. Guys like, so what is it? Is it squirrels or is the birds? What am I supposed to do here? The squirrels steal my couch cushion stuffing

and mix it with my beard, and the birds just take the beard. Yeah, we had squirrel. We have the same problem with squirrels ripping out our cushions. They're little fuckers, man. They completely dismantled a floor mat outside. It's the worst.

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kill even for fun. This is by bleep bloop 3,008. Oh my God. Thanks, bleep bloop. But how birds, you ask, raccoons are nocturnal. Birds sleep at night. Sleeping birds are much easier to catch. And then they tell a story about how they used to catch ducks in these traps so that they could tag them and sometimes raccoons will come along and see the ducks trapped in the cages and they'll just go snap their necks for fun. Jesus. Yeah. And then somebody else in the comments was like, I'm pretty sure it's probably a

cat. I really don't think so. I haven't... None of my neighbors have cats and I have never seen a cat in my yard. I feel like if there was that much murder going on in my yard, I would at least see the cat hanging out from time to time. I think that's... Is there enough vamp for you, Jeff? Yeah, I mean, when are you showing this? When are we seeing your squirrel grill? Get Nitro. Come on. It'll take me a bit.

He's got to scroll through blueprints. Drop, yeah, drop a couple of blueprints photos in here to hold us over, bud. He has to upload it to Eric so that then Eric can upload it to us. On the trail yesterday, I saw something quite shocking, if I'm being honest with you. On one end of the trail that I take, it's like an 11-mile loop, essentially, or 10-5-mile loop. And on one end, by the dam over on the east, far east side of Austin, there's a lot of crazy people on the trail. we're a big city now, we have big city problems, and there's a lot of, like, aggressive, crazy

people. And so I'm always having to keep a lookout, right? Because a couple months ago, there was a dude at Auditorium Shores and Zucker Park with a machete hacking people up. Oh, my God. Almost cut somebody's arm off, and it was like a two in the afternoon. So I try to pay attention on my bike, you know, so I don't get macheted. And

I saw a new one. I saw a dude who looked like he lived on the, on the trail, pretty wild-eyed. And he was walking around with, never seen this one before, a hockey stick. as a weapon. And I thought, wow, there's a first time for everything. Like, I'd never even cross my mind.

We're not a big hockey town in Austin, you know, but with the excessive heat and no ice and stuff. And I've just never seen a hockey stick in the wild like that. And I thought, wow, that's really interesting. You don't see that every day. Then an hour later, on the exact opposite side of town lake, where, over by Barton Springs, I ran into a dude, a different dude,

with a hockey stick. walking the trail. What? I know, right? What is happening? Does that mean there's some sort of a hockey rivalry going on? Like one guy's got like, this is my side of the trail and the other guy's like, this is my side of the trail?

Or is there some sort of a like crazy person hockey league, field hockey league that they're doing? Did somebody break into and steal a bunch of hockey equipment from an academy and it made its way down to the trail? Like out of the blue, I've seen two hockey sticks. to be used as, I assume, weapons on the trail on different, like, these guys were six miles apart. Do you think it's viral marketing for the ice bats? It could be viral marketing for our local Hosky team, the Austin IceBats.

But I don't think so. I think it's the weird, like, let me know if you guys see any people out there swinging hockey sticks because apparently it's a thing now. Okay. That's nice. Eric, thank you for uploading Gavin's video. Dude, no, honestly, guy like me? No problem. I got that.

All right. This is a three and a half minute video, which I assume we're not watching all of. Yeah, just what are in a grill? What are we looking at, Gavin? I hear rattling. Oh my God. Oh! Wait, you have a camera inside your grill?

Well, I went to grill something, right? And it was full of a bunch of twigs and sticks and my beard and the couch cushion. I scared the shit out of me. We don't have to watch any more than that. But that's what that's the case of it. So I thought, oh. Squirrel's done this. I'll put a camera in there. Can we put these on social media? These are very funny videos.

Man, what the hell? Dude, I'm about, I jumped a minute 45 in, squirrel's back, looking, oh, dude, he's like right at the camera. Oh, dude, he's attacking. Oh, he's attacking the camera! He doesn't like the camera. Oh, and then he puts his ass in the camera. Yeah, he's going at it. Dude, what the hell? Yeah, it's wow!

I didn't remove the stuff because I thought maybe he's going to put baby squirrels in there, but he never did. Then this was like three months ago. Yeah, dude, this is crazy. You know what you can do, if you want to handle it real fast, just pop the top open, throw some lighter fluid on that, and light it. Why would I use lighter fluid when I can just turn the grill on? Oh, I guess it is a gas grill. I don't have a gas grill.

I'm not a gas grill guy. I tied a rag around the handle just to remind me not to turn it on without throwing that out first. The last thing I thought of on my bike ride, I wanted to ask you guys a question. While I was riding around and I was watching, it was like maybe 715, 7.30 and I was downtown and everybody was going to work.

They were like dudes with uncomfortable shoes, you know, like patent leather shoes with like thin socks and suits carrying briefcases and everybody's very smartly dressed and nobody looks happy and their hair is all slick back or clothed or whatever and they're all going into tall buildings to spend all day in the tall buildings

and I was on my bicycle and I got hit with the biggest wave of this nostalgic feeling of playing hooky like when I was 10 or 11 and you'd play hooky and you'd see all the grownups going about their day and you were like fucking free to do whatever you wanted to and I'm 49 years old obviously

it's ridiculous but the feeling was so palpable it was like I was 12 years old again and I got to thinking this is like the best fucking feeling in the world. The feeling of getting to play hooky, which made me think two things. One, I want to propose something to you guys. I propose that one day a year, we get to call hooky. And then we all go do stuff together. We go to like a movie or we all get online and play video games that we're not recording or we go for a bike ride or however we want to present it and do it. Maybe we, maybe we

figure out a way that we're, you know, because we're not all in the same location that we can make it all work. But just one day a year, we get to call hooky and we all get to play hooky together. I think that would be so fun. That's great. Yeah, like, oh, so we're going to go to six flags today, or whatever, you know. So we all get one hooky per year or something? I think it would just be one hooky for all of us. Okay.

But I'm open to five hookies, because that's five times the fun, you know. But the other thought I had was, what are the other best feelings in the world? Not sexual, of course, not weird. But, like, that feeling of hooky was so fun and it felt so good. And then I thought about how we celebrate 5.01 p.m. on a Friday because it's the best time of the week. So what are the other like best feelings in the world? I love the feeling of I'm having a very stressful dream about like an exam or some bullshit from my past. And then I wake up and it's not real.

Yeah, that's a good one. And I'm just like, oh, I don't even have to, I don't have to get up for anything. I don't have to go to school. I don't have to know algebra. Oh. When you have that list of a. million small things you get done and you knock off like all of it and then you sit down when it's done and you go I don't have to think that stuff that's just been taking a brain space

for like weeks it's all done and I don't ever have to think about any of that stuff again it's done it's all done finishing that list is so nice that's a great one Eric that is a fucking great one for sure for me similar to Gavin having a dream where you're trying to get home and you can't and like it's just you're you're struggling to like get there or you're on the wrong bus or there's some big obstacle and then realizing you're in a dream and can just wake up and you'll be home oh it's good wake up all cozy in the bed yeah teleport

yeah a good a good shit mm hmm shit that's been really really sitting in you making you uncomfortable for a while blast out oh uh hell yeah talking about waking up from a dream or whatever when you wake up in the middle of the night. Not like a startle whatever. You're just like, oh man, I got to go do this. I got to wake up at like a certain time or whatever. And you roll over and you look at the clock. And it's like

3.10 a.m. And you're like, I don't have to be up for another four or five hours. Like, whatever it is. Like you just have that amount of time. You think you only get 30 more minutes of sleep. You roll over. You see the time. You're like, I have six more hours to sleep. This is great. You roll back over. It's the best. It's the best. That can go the other way. That can be a negative. I've had times where like I'll wake up and I'll feel like, oh, I'm awake and then I'll realize, oh, I got five more hours of sleep, or three more I can sleep. And then I'll wake up more tired somehow on the other end of the three hours than I did when I initially woke. Oh, dude, I don't know what you mean. Whoa. Wow. I get that totally.

I, uh, when I was like 13, I got an alarm clock and I, uh, one night I woke up at like, I don't know, one in the morning to take a piss. And I thought it was like four and I saw that it was only one. And I was like, oh my God, I get like five extra hours of sleep. And that next morning, I felt like I'd gotten double sleep. So I started setting my alarm for like two, one or two in the morning so that I could wake up, see that it was one or two in the morning, and then go back to sleep. Because I briefly thought that it would make me sleep better. Did not.

Did not. I stopped doing it pretty quickly. But I probably did it like four days in a row. Jeff, I did that for like two months. Did you really? Yeah. Mathematically, it made sense. Are you serious?

You're not talking about just having a new kid? You actually did that? Yeah. I got an alarm for 1 a.m. Got extra sleep. I just remember feeling so refreshed that day and being like, it like doubled my sleep somehow. I got to try this again.

And then I get every day it was like, it didn't work last night. I don't know what I did differently. Nick calling it extra sleep is so crazy. Yeah. Well, I was thinking you enjoy, you know, that good night's sleep so much. What if you did it twice in the same night?

Exactly. What if you did it five times? Yeah, at what point does it become bad sleep? You'd be hibernating. Well, sleep cycles almost like four hours, isn't it? Like a four one? I think so. So as long as you do four and four,

it's probably the same as getting eight. I don't know how sleep works. I'm not sure anyone does. I think everyone's trying shit with sleep. Yeah. Why don't even need to do it? It doesn't make any sense. Once again, my relationship to how I feel in the morning

when I wake up bears no resemblance to what my aura ring tells me my sleep was like. Like a fucking exhausted. And it's like, no, dude, you had the best night of sleep of your life. I wake up and I'm like, oh, I feel fucking great. Nope, you don't feel great at all. You got a 72% sleep last night. You got a 20% drop off, dickhead. Yeah, you wake up, feel a refresh.

It's like, hey, what was going on with your heart last night? Jesus. Gavin, if you could opt out of sleep entirely, would you? Oh, yeah. Really? Big time. I take no pleasure in it. I want to teleport from night to morning.

Oh, man, I love it. The waking up is fun. I just get, I spend, I waste so much time trying to sleep. That's fair. That's a good point. I like waking up and just events happened in the world and just being able to see like, oh, what's going on? What happened? I was out.

I wasn't present for a while. It is nice that when you go to sleep, when you wake up, you know Reddit is refreshed a little bit. Are you guys going Laboo-boo-boo in this weekend? No. Okay. That's the whole thing that happens every weekend now that I can't get Gavin to go. Me and his wife and Emily and whoever, Vanessa. I just, Kristen went last weekend. Do you go every week?

I'm going this weekend and I went last weekend, so I guess so. And it's just so that there's like an extra slot to buy something because they're limited per customer. To get their little monster things, yeah, purse charms or whatever they are. I don't know. I just don't know how much time I want to do. dedicate to the latest landfill craze. Yeah, I mean, zero is probably like the right amount. I don't know. It's fun.

It's like, he's goofing around and hanging out in the worst lines, the worst organized sales you've ever seen in your entire life. It is amazing how bad some people are at stuff. Is that your pitch? Did you just, you just went like, it's great? It's the worst

lines you've ever been in? There was free, I got a free donut and some soda. as well. You did get a tonne. Pretty fancy donut. It was delicious. And I don't know.

I just like hanging out with people doing stuff. You know? Something different. Hang it out. But if I'm lining up with friends, I want to be excited about the thing I'm lining up for.

Dude, but they're so excited. I enjoy their enthusiasm. You know? Oh. I don't get Lubu. Like they're on cloud nine. They couldn't be happier.

They race to the car to rip open the boxes and see what color their little fucking stuffed animal is. And I don't know. It's fun to watch them be happy and excited about stuff. I get into other people's joy. Yeah, that's fair. And it's only going to last like another two weeks

before they move on to something else. So I just, you know, enjoy it while it's around. Yeah, I just, uh, standing out in the heat for ages. I just feel like shit. Yeah. We did spend a lot of time making fun of you specifically for not doing it. I bet. I'm not good at that.

if I was in control of a toy company it would be a like when Blockbuster could have bought Netflix for LaBoubu with me because I don't get it like if somebody showed me Laboooo I'd be like we don't need to make these nobody wants these it's the biggest toy craze ever yeah honestly skip this one

yeah we just pass on this I it is one of those things that it connects with people in a way that it doesn't with me and I can't quite see it. But I find that in itself to be kind of fascinating and appealing, you know? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's totally fair.

Like, they see something in that deal that I don't. Like, I don't think it's cute in the way they do, but they lose their fucking minds. Like, oh my God, Emily spends an hour a night when she gets home from work,

watching TikToks of Makoko, whatever the fuck that is. I don't know. It's a Labibu. It's the... Oh. It's one of the Laboobo. Makoko is a lobooboo.

It is a lobooboo. If you're listening to this, loboos are elves. Guys, if you're listening to this, Makoko is a libubu. If you feel like you're having a stroke, you're not, simply put, Makoko is a libubu. I'm pretty sure.

The other one isn't a luboo, the one with the tail, but the Makoko is, even though it's got the heart nose. But it's like the princess or the mom or the fairy or something. They're little elves, right? And the Makoko is one of them,

but also elevated in some way. I don't know. It's complicated. I'm going throwback with some collectible stuff. This comes out in July. Peanuts Tomogachi Snoopy. Oh, that's so cool. Oh.

Isn't that awesome? I don't care about this at all. I want it because the little NES-looking graphics on the bottom where it's like, it's Snoopy and then he's Safari Snoopy and Pirate Snoopy and Joe Cool and all that stuff. I'm like, dude, I'm dressing my Snoopy up. I can't wait for this thing. I'm bum that Tamagocchi technology didn't really. advanced beyond its first few

iterations. What do you want from it? Yeah. Look at it. That looks like 1994. I think that's part of the charm. I think that's the way that I like the NES. Yeah, I like the NES. If that was like high res

snoopies, I wouldn't be as interested as like the NES looking Snoopies. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, look at that one on the way. He's like wearing like a little hat and it's pretty exciting. He's like, man of mystery. That's Snoopy. there's something about how simple it looks that like taps into childhood for me like if it was cleaner or crisper like it wouldn't hit the same there's something i yeah childish about the

way i don't know i've been a i switched my apple tv screen savers to snoopy and i'm enjoying the ultra-hd snoopy adventures and happening on my telly i got to get an apple tv just for that i don't have apple tv i think i might have to get one just to watch the Snoopy screen savers and not subscribe to anything. Do you have a watch? No. I guess I should switch to those. Are they, they're entertaining? Oh, I love him. Yeah, they're great.

He's probably getting into all kinds of trouble. He's probably hanging out with Woodstock. He's probably flying around in his doghouse. Yeah. He's about fighting the Red Baron dude. He's, oh, man. Stippie's trying to have a little kip on his dog house and Woodstock just piss him off. Oh. It's great. He's just skipping. I think at the end of the day, though,

you're just the aesthetic of your childhood is for ever imprinted on you, you know? And so it'll always, it'll always appeal to you. But I always do appreciate a remaster. Like, if I'm going to go back and play Halo 2 now, I'm definitely playing with new graphics. Well, yeah, I'm not, I'm not

playing the old oblivion, that's for sure. But, like, if the screensaver, the Snoopy screensaver was a Tamagotchi in a way where you had to feed him or a dial, whatever, I would be into it. Yeah, I think they're just, I I think like playing a game like that would be fun.

There's just the nostalgia of giant head, tiny body, Snoopy that looks like little block graphics that I really enjoy. But I think I would enjoy the Apple TV screen savers just as much. I got to, do I have to subscribe to anything to get that or can they just give it to me?

No. But I tell you what, though, we should just, I'll bring my Apple TV to the office and we can just put it on our telly. Oh, that's from talking about. Hang a TV next to Andrews' watchful eye and then I can just watch Snoopy screensavers. We can watch that instead of reruns of wipeout

over and over again. Yeah, because they look like dog shit. dude they look bad on our 90 inch TV I guess 86 yeah 86 what is macoco is that what you said Jeff you're bringing up macoco or something yeah yeah I believe so

Expedition 33 there's a character name Monaco which is not McCoco but I would absolutely buy a little boo boo if it looked like that just a weird looking wooden guy with a speed out yeah he's got like a head mask thing but I've been playing a lot of Expedition 33 and I brought this up to Gavin and I want to bring it up on the podcast

so we could pressure him into doing this but I encountered the number one villain in Gavin's heart in that game there is a boss my nemesis named Chromatic aberration I think I immediately

texted Gavin as like we need to make content where you cannot stop playing this until you defeat your enemy chromatic aberration There should be an Easter egg in that game where if you stumble across this boss and you start fighting him and then you go to the menu and settings

and turn off chromatic aberration he should just vanish from the game That's a great idea That's so Kajima They, that's Makoko They look different But I can tell like they're related Honestly

Labouboo looks like they would fit in Expedition 33 There's kind of a weird aesthetic to it They make me sick I think I'm with Gavin. What makes you sick? That's that disgusts me.

Chromatic aberration or the stuffed animal? The laboooooooo. Well, that's that's Makoko. Oh, that's not a libriubo? Well, Makoko is a libubu, yeah. Bokoko is a libou, not like Monaco. Monaco knows chromatic aberration. Do you know how much that one I just posted cost?

It's going to make me mad. So the rub with, the rub with Makoko, as I understand it, is that you cannot buy Makoko from Pop Mart, the store. You have to go to Pop Land, the theme park in China to get it. And so on Stock X and stuff, a Makoko will run you about $180 to $200. Jesus, dude. Same size as the other ones, by the way, little. Wow.

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Yeah, Marcus Smart's my Labubu. Marcus, Washington Wizard's smart is my Labuobu. I'm surprised Furby didn't do more collabs. Why isn't there a Labubu Furby? I think Furby existed in a time before collabs.

Yeah, it's a great point. It's a really good point. He stood alone. Plus, I don't know Furby's big enough. Labubu collabs with Coke. Really? Yeah, but Furby was hot shit. There was one Christmas where everyone was trying to get Furby.

That's true. Yeah. There will be one year of everyone trying to get Lubu. I thought he was holding a gun. I thought that that was a rifle. I did not immediately register as a Coca-Cola bottle. I thought that that was a weapon. That's the next year's collab with Glop.

That was it for my bike ride That's quite the bike ride Yeah Yeah I think we should do a group bike ride To see what adventures we all We should all just do a bike ride And then we'll all remember stuff And see if we remember the same stuff from the trip

Yeah And keep your eyes out for hockey sticks Because they're out there And dead bodies and snakes And dead bodies and snakes Yeah I hope it's a long time Before I see a snake

I do too for you Have you seen the SpongeBob Lububoos? No Is that a real thing? There's SpongeBob Lububus? Yeah, and they look nothing like the Labubos. I don't understand how these are Labubos, but these are the Spongebob Loboos.

These are so much worse. These are so much worse. Oh, yeah, Spongebob monsters. I don't like looking at a single one of these things. This is, I don't like this at all. That Mr. Crabs is fucked up. It's, Mr. Crabbs in specific is disturbing. and

yeah SpongeBob with the pumpkin is weird do you think the guy in the factory is like installing this

injection mold plate and just going like oh hey yeah hey Gap

checking out it's Cavebob Spongeman there is we should do that BMX track of GTA again

okay I'd love to I'd absolutely love to Hey I saw a TikTok about a prank that I wanted to play on one of you guys but I've decided not to do it

because I don't think it'd be worth the fallout but I would like to share the prank with you in case you want to play it on somebody else you know Is this the thing that you said you didn't want to do

because it would end a friendship? I thought it might yeah I don't know how I don't know how yeah I don't know if you guys are cool enough to live with a prank like this for a long time but somebody this guy's

I saw a TikTok of this dude said, if you ever want to really screw somebody over for the rest of their lives, a friend of his about two or three years ago wrote his, in Sharpie, wrote his phone number inside a porta potty and said, send me pictures of your poop to this number. God damn it. And then he said, for about

two weeks, he just got the most heinous construction worker blowout shits. And he couldn't do anything about it because each shit is coming from, each text is coming from a different number. So there's no way to, there's no way to block it, right? But then, you know, the port-a-potty gets moved from the site, and it goes somewhere else,

and he says the shit texts would stop for a while. And then, like, three months later, he'd get him for a month, and then they'd go away for a while, and then he would get him for, like, another month. And for two years, just every once in a while, whenever that port-a-potty's in rotation somewhere, he just gets the worst shits known to man texted to him. And you have no idea where the port-a-potty is. It's always moving, right? So there's no way to find it and remove it.

So for the rest of the use of that port-a-body, he's just doomed to get shits, nasty shit texts. Brick-it-out. That's awful. I was on a Picardy commercial once that was like five days long, and the medic kept sending me pictures of his wife's shits. And I was like, how old are you talking about? What are you saying?

What are you saying? What are you saying? His wife would text him and her shits every day And he'd be like, a new one from the wife And I'd be like, God, damn, dude What are you talking about? I'm like aghast at what you just said, man. Like that is the crazy, that might be like one of the crazy

That might be one of the craziest things I've ever heard. What the fuck? Is it a kid? Talking about. And I was like 18, maybe I was 19. It was, I was just like, why does this guy like me so much? What? Do you think he wanted to do stuff with you?

No, he was just... He was just... He was just, uh... It just latched on to me at the beginning of the shoot. He kept talking to me and I was like, yeah, being friendly at first, and then the shits came in. He got real familiar real fast, and then I was just like... Oh, my God.

Did he ever stop, or did you just have to look at those shits the entirety of the shoot? Oh, it was the whole shoot. Oh, no. Never saw him again. This is what I love about this podcast. Yeah. Oh. I throw out a TikTok I saw that's a funny prank.

Gavin instantly has a real-life story that trumps it by a thousand. I just insane. Yeah. I don't know if you've spent a lot of time on sets, but the medics are bored. They don't often do stuff. I mean, they're very important to have when something happens. Yeah. And they are just quibling their thumbs all goddamn day.

They're also full as shit and very scared of ghosts, apparently. There's the fucking medics that shut down our harder shoot because the lady saw an orb and it chased her to the woods. Yeah, a very real thing, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, I was a medic. Oh my God. Crazy. Crazy.

Have you ever tried to do a prank and somebody around you shut it down? Probably a lot, yeah. Probably a lot in achievement, either. But go on. My most recent one, I was talking to somebody

about someone that they don't talk to anymore. Like I just, they had a falling out. They, they no longer speak. And, uh, they brought them up. And they're not dead, but I just said, oh yeah, they passed away recently. They're dead. Because I thought in my head, they wouldn't know. And they would just think that this person was dead, that they were just shit talking. And that was funny to me. And I thought they'd just continue on their lives, thinking that this person was dead who's alive. And my partner was there in the conversation and immediately shut it down. It was, it said, no, they're, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, kidding. He's fine. He's not dead. And I was like, oh, man, I really could have got him with

that one. He definitely would have thought for quite a while until I probably told him that was a joke that that person was dead. I got a little too into setting people and stuff on fire for a while. I think people interviewed told me to knock it off. You're just an arson for a bit. You went through an arson face. be setting people's shoes on fire anymore. You got to stop that. Oh, yeah, that's probably. That makes sense.

Oh, what the fuck, dude? Gavin's not laughing because so much of his stuff got bullet. This, this turned into, like, the weirdest last five minutes. Like, I, I'm, like, just kind of sitting here stunned by everything you guys are saying. I just can't, like, wild, wild. Wild, the stuff that you're saying right now. Oh, speaking of weird. Andrew, guess who the first person was to get completely naked in the new office?

That's a great question. Oh. Who was it? My instincts, my guess would be Jeff, but I feel like that's too obvious. I'm going to say Nick, because he's the least I'd expect. Correct. Incredible guess. Incredible guess.

What happened, Nick? I was at the office, setting up some audio equipment. And I also had to finish an episode edit. So I was setting that to export. And I was like, I got like, I don't know, 30 minutes to kill. So I drove nearby to go shoot some hoops. And came back and I was like, well, I'm all sweaty, but I have a change of clothes in the car. I was like, I do have a dinner plan.

So I should probably not stink. So I used the shower in the office. I turned it on. The water came out brown. And then I settled in. for a shower. Everything was fine and kept the door closed. We have a towel there. Do you buy shampoo?

No. He just rinsed off. I bought body wash. Did you find the shower M&Ms I left for Eric? Yeah, I took him out while I was showered. I put him back after it dropped. Come on. I'm scared now. I just would have been so disturbed if I showed up at the office and Nick was just

completely starkers in the bathroom. I went to the office twice that day. I could have very easily run into him in the shower. That would have been the most confusing thing ever. The door has a lock, guys. It's not like, I had the door open, like, look at me! Yeah, but, Nick, I randomly roam around the office as a robot. Like, if I saw you walk out with a towel, I would have been alarmed.

That's crazy. I brought the clothes into the bathroom. I knew you were there somewhere. I just feel like it would, if you hadn't have told me this story, I would have been so disturbed if I came into the office and I heard someone in the shower. I would have thought someone broke in to take a shower. I sure shit wouldn't have thought One of us was taking a shower there It's insane

What do you mean? You took a shit the first day I Well yeah You got a shit You got a shit at work You have to shower at work I'm not mad that you took the shower

I just think it's wild That it happened that fast And also I just kind of scared To that bathroom Yeah I couldn't figure out how to get hot water It was very cool Oh she's got to go into the kitchen

And take a shower In the fucking kitchen sink You just keep a basketball in your car Yeah, I keep a basketball on my car, Andrew. We have the hottest milk coming out of the kitchen sink. You got to check it out.

It's awesome. The hottest milk? Is he said milk? Yeah. Have you guys not seen how white it turns like milk? Oh, yeah. Coming out of that thing?

It's awesome. It's weird. The water's already boiling when it comes out of the stigots. Oh, God. Could you get it so hot that it just comes out of steam? that would be crazy

that would have helped the Gumpler yeah could have yeah we should put that out soon I want to edit that one okay edit it let's do it

yeah you're in the files yeah nobody's stopping you yeah you can just edit whenever you want we're scheduled out quite far is what I mean maybe we could I don't at this point in this recording not really not super far I'm worried the Gumpler will come out

before this recording It might. It could, though. That'd be the goal. That's the goal? Yeah, why not? Jeff just said he was worried about it. But why?

That's a good point. They've assuaged my concerns. I'm no longer worried. Hey, problem solved, guys. That's teamwork for you. Would the Gumpler be an overseas edit for you? Oh. Gavin?

I don't think I'm going to take anything. Okay. That's probably smart. Become property of the U.S. government. Does anybody... But now that we're past all that, does anybody mind if I write their phone number in a porta potty and said,

please text me pictures of your poops? Yeah, don't do that. What about this? I'll go back to the cool sheet from 2007. I find that medics number. Wow! Just text him. Text them some shits.

You just have to get rid of the zero and put plus four, world fast. Could you imagine if that's how the wife found out that he was having an affair somebody else's shits? Oh, God, dude.

That is fucking funny. She's like, oh, is she sending you her shits too? Oh my God, she is! Like, she recognized that it wasn't in her own making? Yes, yeah. Better just not to cheat, I guess. Yeah.

Keep those shits to yourself. I feel like these podcasts have healed me. I felt pretty shitty at the beginning. You sound so much better. What's your percentage at now? You were 70% earlier night, then you made it 75. Probably 80 now.

Okay, so you're almost where you were when we were hanging out yesterday. Yeah. Maybe if we did a gameplay after this, I'd be fully healed. I mean, in the interest of healing you, I'm willing to give it a try. Yeah.

Okay, then we have to wrap this up, right? Shall we wrap up? Probably stop the podcast then. Yeah, yeah. Then we got to start wrapping up, don't we? Yeah, but we're not stopping to go play a video game with Gavin. We're stopping because it's the natural conclusion of the podcast. That's true.

I feel like that's important to mention. This is where we all instinctively felt it was time to end. And I have a final suggestion. Okay. A little pitch for the group. Oh, yeah. No one will get back to me about getting scurril's out of my ceiling. What if we tackled it as a group?

Glove up. Okay. Get in the ceiling. Here's what we can do. We'll treat them like bacon bits. We'll get my leaf blower up there. We'll try to blow around. Can you put me up there?

Can you bring me over as the robot? Put me up there and I'll roam around for you. I'll chase him out. I'll scurry them. Now, I can't speak for the quality of the, the ceiling in there, but we'll try. Yeah. I love this idea. Put me in there. Also, do you guys think I should...

You remember how when I layered all my peas together, it sounded like Niagara Falls? Oh, I can replay it for you if you'd like. I remember when you did it. Yeah, you remember when I did that? Somebody in the comments recently suggested that I do that with shits and farts. Do you think I can make it sound like an atom bomb or like a... No, I don't want you to do it. Please don't do it. Thank you. Might sound like a track to starting. Oh, that's interesting.

Well, maybe I'll play around with it. It sounds like you have material for when we do the Foley thing. I've got a very particular way I'd like to do my Foley work. And, uh, all right, that'll do it. Oh, you know what? We should watch, I was thinking this the other day, too. We should all watch a trilogy together that none of us have ever seen before. like that might be hard to find a trilogy

that none of us have seen any of but we should watch it in reverse so each one is a prequel yeah yeah I love that because everybody always starts off and they're like I like the trilogy but the first one was the best

and then it just kind of went downhill or whatever what if you watch it in reverse you feel differently you know what if we think the third one is the best because it's the first one we watched or God if that's the case what if the trilogy just gets better as we build you know.

Could you imagine if someone had never seen the Matrix movies and watched them backwards? Oh man. It'd be amazing.

It'd be amazing. Or the Godfather or any of that stuff, right? Something to think about. We just have to identify what that trilogy is. I wonder if there is one

that none of us have seen. I mean, there's probably a lot of foreign language trilogies that none of us have seen. I'm gonna get, you know what?

I've never seen any of the, what are they like Air Force one, the one where Aaron Eckhart saves the president because his planes always crash? I've seen all this.

Oh, I've seen one. What about how many Riddick films are there? Seen them. I've seen a couple of seen those, right? Yeah, I've seen them. How many triple X films are there? Seen them. Three of those, seen them.

Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be hard. I've got so many open trilogies, but... Well, I guess we'll have to watch Charmed first, and then we'll get to this. Yeah, yeah. What's that? Wheel of decades, motherfucker.

Yep, yep. All right, that'll probably do it for episode 58. Thank you so much for listening. We really enjoyed spending the last hour and five minutes or so with you. We hope to see you right back here in this very spot next week for episode 59 of the Regulation Podcast. It's going to blow your dick off. Oh. Okay.

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