Relatable with Allie Beth Stuckey - Ep 1343 | Reading Rant, Met Gala Ratings & a Game of Guess Who
Episode Date: May 6, 2026Can your children read at a proficient level? Allie looks at why most children can't, examining when schools ditched phonics and replaced it with whole language and sight-word approaches. The results ...have been disastrous, but Allie provides the tips and tricks as to how she has raised voracious readers. Producer Bri returns to critique fashion at the Met Gala, ranging from Jordan Roth’s ghastly attire (that poked Hugh Jackman in the eye) to Sabrina Carpenter’s surprisingly tasteful flapper outfit. Finally, the two engage in a very special game that proves how in sync they are … or are not. That’s for you to decide! Share the Arrows 2026 is on October 10 in Dallas, Texas! Tickets are on sale now at: https://sharethearrows.com Share the Arrows is sponsored by: A'del Natural Cosmetics: AdelNaturalCosmetics.com Range Leather: RangeLeather.com/ALLIE We Heart Nutrition: WeHeartNutrition.com Buy Allie's book "Toxic Empathy: How Progressives Exploit Christian Compassion": https://www.toxicempathy.com – Timecodes 0:00 Introduction 1:15 America’s Reading Crisis 32:28 2026 Met Gala 52:48 Heads Up – Today's Sponsors: A'del | Visit AdelNaturalCosmetics.com and enter promo code ALLIE for 25% off your first-time purchase. Good Ranchers | If you go to GoodRanchers.com and subscribe to any box of 100% American meat, you’ll save up to $500 a year! Plus, if you use code ALLIE, you’ll get an additional $25 off your first order. We Heart Nutrition | Check out We Heart Nutrition at WeHeartNutrition.com and use the code ALLIE for 20% off. Alliance Defending Freedom | Every dollar you give to ADF by March 31 will be doubled by a special matching grant, only while matching funds last. Go to JOINADF.com/ALLIE or text ALLIE to 83848 to have your gift matched to protect brave Americans. Legacy Box | Visit Legacybox.com/ALLIE to take advantage of Legacybox’s Spring Cleaning sale and preserve your family’s story. Episodes You May Like: Ep 1342 | New Study: America is Biblically Illiterate. Here’s How to Change That | Carlos Campo https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-1342-new-study-america-is-biblically-illiterate/id1359249098?i=1000766114965 Ep 343 | Equipping Yourself to Homeschool | Guest: Leigh Bortins https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-343-equipping-yourself-to-homeschool-guest-leigh/id1359249098?i=1000503676634 --- ► Buy Allie's book "You're Not Enough (& That's Okay): Escaping the Toxic Culture of Self-Love": https://alliebethstuckey.com/book ► Subscribe to the podcast: iTunes: https://apple.co/2UVssnP Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2FwkXxj ► Connect with Allie on Social Media: https://twitter.com/conservmillen https://www.instagram.com/alliebstuckey/ https://facebook.com/allieBlazeTV/ ► Relatable merchandise – use promo code 'ALLIE10' for a discount: https://shop.blazemedia.com/collections/allie-stuckey
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A minority of students can read at or above their grades reading level.
Literacy rates are going down in this country.
And that has huge implications, not just for our future politically, but also for the state
of our country spiritually.
I am going to show you this viral video that shows, sadly, what this looks like in our high
schools today.
But I am going to talk about my solution to the reading crisis that we have in our
country. And then we'll also have producer Brea on y'all. We're talking about the Metgala and we have a
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Hey, y'all. Welcome to Relatable. Happy Wednesday. We've got a full and fun show for you today.
much needed comedic relief with producer Bree at the end of this episode and some pop culture
stuff. First, we got to talk about reading. Maybe that seems random, but this viral video showing
high school kids that can't read pretty basic words has really disturbed me. And so I am going to
go on a bit of a rant about the importance of reading, not just practically, but also spiritually
as Christians. And then I will also be giving, you know, my tips of just young kids of what we've
done to try to cultivate a love of reading in our home. And hopefully it's helpful for you,
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All right, let's get into our first story of the day. And that is about phonics. How many of y'all,
especially like 80s, 90s kids, remember hooked on phonics? It was a game that taught you about the
letter sounds and basically taught you how to read. Well, we need to be hooked on phonics. We need to
get re-hooked on phonics. There was this recent viral video on TikTok. I saw it on Instagram,
like a good millennial, that shows high schoolers attempting to read and really struggling.
look, I don't want to shame these individual kids. That's not what this is about. This is really about a system, as we will talk about, that has not trained kids from an early age how to read. We have unfortunately abandoned the tried and true methods to teach kids phonics, and we've relied on these new fangled strategies that really don't build lifelong readers. Plus, there is a deficit of parents reading to their kids. And so this is not about shame.
I just want to show you the example of what I'm talking about, Sot 1.
She did end of the score for me.
She were a suit, clothes that were, who's this for?
Extra ordinary, but somewhat gertcher?
No, explain what that means.
I don't know.
She were a sahalot of clothes that were extradarany, whatever, bro.
but somewhat
What does that mean?
She were a lot
Wait, she were,
I don't know, bro.
Okay, so it goes on and on like that.
It's not just those two kids.
They're trying to say the word
silhouette and extraordinary.
Silhouette and extraordinary.
And those are, I guess, bigger words,
but these kids are in high school.
They're not little kids.
The truth is that this is indicative
of a bigger trend,
that reading proficiency has been declining
for years now from two,
2019 to 2025, fourth and eighth graders are down about five points when it comes to their reading level and their literacy overall.
Fewer than 35% of students are considered proficient.
Fewer than 35 and record high numbers of students score below the basic reading level.
Since around 2012, scores for younger students at ages 9 and 13 have fallen by about 5 to 7 points from the early 2010.
So we're not talking over the past 30 to 50 years. We're talking like in the past 10 to 15 years.
These declines were already happening before 2020 pandemic and everything, the stay at home orders, which
were just absolutely catastrophic for kids in their education. But it got worse after that.
And they're showing up across student groups. The problem is especially bad for high schoolers.
Current test results show that the lowest reading levels in decades, that we've got the lowest reading levels
in decades for 12th graders, about 10 points below where they were in 1992, okay, along with the highest
percentages ever of students falling below basic reading levels, okay, basic reading levels.
The majority of high school seniors today do not even have an eighth grade reading level.
There are a large percentage of seniors today that don't have above a fourth grade reading level.
there are middle schoolers in high schoolers, a huge number of middle schoolers in high schoolers in
America today that have a kindergarten reading level. That's actually probably what we just saw
there. That was literally probably kindergarten first, second grade reading level that we are
seen in high schoolers. The decline is because of a trend to teach kids to guess words. This is
what I think anyway. And if you've watched the Sold a Story podcast, I really highly recommend
the Sold a Story podcast. She talks.
about this strategy of teaching kids to guess words, so used to deductive reasoning, rather than
sounding them out based on a very pervasive but incorrect theory. This happened in the early
2000s where we switched from phonics to this deductive reasoning, sight words. And sight words
became not just it or this or that or the or a, but even longer words like weird or like beautiful.
those became sight words that kids were just supposed to memorize and never have really any
understanding of why that word makes that sound. This is the whole language approach and it ditches
phonics. It emphasizes immersion, so-called in language. There was a researcher named Marie Clay.
She popularized these ideas in the mid-20th century with her reading recovery program and the
popularity of this approach really rose in the 1970s. But it became super,
popular in the 1990s in the early 2000s. And the idea is that children are naturally going to learn
to read just like they naturally learn to speak just by being immersed. So you just show them a bunch
of words. So in this program, the kids are encouraged just to use context clues and the overall
meaning of a text or pictures. There's even this example in this podcast of like a teacher would
basically cover up all of the words on a book, show the picture, and make the kids guess what
the book says just based on the picture. And then they would reveal the words and that is how they
would teach them how to read. Proponents of this view often emphasize just overall comprehension of a text
that apparently that is more important. And they believe that this facilitates a love of reading
and stories. And all of that sounds good. It might even sound like it makes sense. But the results
speak for themselves. It does not actually result in children being able to read well. And then there's
another method that has also led to a lot of problems that we are seeing today. And it's really
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minutes ago. And that is reading the site word. That's the site word method. So the site word method
teaches children just to recognize words instantly as whole units rather than sounding them out.
And so this approach relies on repetition, exposure, visual memorization for children to learn new words.
They, again, kind of like the other method we were talking about, they're taught to guess words based on context, pictures, and cues.
And this is called three, it's a technique called three queuing.
Okay.
So they're looking at context clues.
And there is some truth to this method because if you are a reader, whether you're just a good reader as a child or you're reading as an adult, it is true that we do not sound out every word and you shouldn't.
You actually do want to move beyond being able to just or having to sound out every word that you're reading.
Like you want to be able to deduce what a word says based on the context, based on the words around it, based on some of the letters that you see that makes you a quicker reader.
but that is not how we teach reading to kids exclusively at a young age.
Because if this is all that you're teaching kids, then they don't actually know how to approach
unfamiliar words.
Guessing based on context is not sufficient when there is no context.
Students need a really firm grounding on phonics, in phonics, specifically so they can tackle
unfamiliar words.
That is actually, in my opinion, and I think a lot of teachers out there would agree with me.
the phonics are the foundation and then you kind of graduate to the being able to deduce words.
And honestly, I could see those happening at the same time.
But any reading method that foregoes phonics altogether is setting kids up for failure.
So I've got a spiel.
Okay.
I've got a spiel on reading and just why reading is so important.
Why did these statistics matter?
I could go on and on just about how important it does.
it is for our intellect and for our formation as human beings to be able to read. I could go through
all the statistics that show you the dismal reading levels for high school graduates and all the
data that shows that this deductive reasoning is not good versus the phonics method. But I want to
give you a bigger picture of why because maybe you're a parent and you're like, look, my sixth grader
doesn't like to read. It's too late. They're super into sports or they're super into science. It doesn't
really matter or maybe you're an adult and you're like, I don't even like to read and I'm not
going to push myself to read and I just find it boring. There was a trend not too long ago that I saw
on Instagram of parents saying confession, I don't like reading to my kids. I don't read to my kids.
They don't want to listen to me read and it's boring and I don't like it. I'm tired at the end of
the day. We're talking little kids and I saw this statistic that says only 41% of children,
41% of children age zero to four are read to daily as of 2025.
That is a nine point drop only since 2019.
Only 55%, a little over half of children age zero to five are read to at least five days a week.
Okay, so about half of kids are probably never being read to.
Or maybe they're just being read to randomly.
There are a lot of parents who are overstimulated,
they're tired, they're distracted. It's really not about these kids having their own lack of discipline.
It starts with a lack of discipline and bad priorities for parents honestly. And that's not to
dismiss the difficulty or the busyness of life, but it is to say our priorities are out of whack
and we are exchanging. I believe difficulty for ourselves in reading to our kids for difficulties,
for them for the rest of their lives because we're just too tired or too busy. So let me give you
my spiel, the why of reading to your kids and emphasizing the importance of reading to them.
So here's my first reason. The comprehension of words is necessary for understanding the world.
It is very difficult to be a diligent student, an informed voter, a productive citizen, a
helpful neighbor if you do not understand words, how they are formed, what they are.
mean. Understanding words is the basis for knowledge. It is the crux of communication. Words are
necessary to convey ideas, to tell a story, to inspire courage, to form movements, to lead
nations. None of these have ever been done purely through action. In fact, many acts of valor
throughout history have been accompanied by a speech. Or we know about these heroic acts through
stories. Without words and the conveying of words throughout generations, we have no way to
orient ourselves in human history. No way to understand how we
we got here or where the path leads. Now, a person could have an understanding of the spoken word
without reading. That has been the case in many eras throughout history in certain parts of the world,
but not being able to read well severely limits your vocabulary. And that totally inhibits your
access to the discovery of new words and thus new ideas. Plus, it is the written word by which
we have reliable consistent renderings of ideas and events which contain instruction,
inspiration,
warnings, et cetera.
There is a reason why different groups throughout history
have been barred specifically from reading like slaves.
Why the Protestant Reformation boomed at the exact same time
as the printing press and literacy rates,
because reading liberates.
It frees us of our own naivete.
It unlocks potential in our brains
that has proven to be very threatening to tyranny,
spiritual tyranny, intellectual tyranny,
and political tyranny.
It is so easy to think of the small picture
when it comes to reading that,
Oh, it's boring. It's hard. It takes a long time. The minutia. Who cares is just putting words together. It's just a bunch of sounds that someone made meaningful through a linguistic construct. Maybe that's the more sophisticated way to say that reading doesn't really matter or just like the simple, it's boring. Or it's okay if my kid doesn't like reading or I don't like reading. My kid will be good at other things. They won't need it anyway. Wrong. Wrong. Reading is more important than soccer. It is more important than any extracurricular. Your child. You're a child.
will need their brain to think far longer than they will use their legs to score goals.
Cultivate in your child a love of reading and a discipline of reading.
My second reason is theological, specifically for the Christian.
Unlike Buddhism, Christianity does not place a premium on silence or the emptying of the mind.
Christianity is a word-based faith.
You go all the way back to the beginning.
God spoke the universe into existence.
He didn't have to.
He could have used any mechanism or no mechanism at all to create the world.
but he used words. He used language. He dictated all of creation, including the creation of man and woman,
who were made in his image. He spoke to Noah. He spoke to and through Moses. As if appearing in a
burning bush wasn't enough. God spoke to Moses as a burning bush through the burning bush.
Then God not only gave Moses the law. He also said, I have written these things to you for your
instruction. He wanted to pass them down through the reading and the telling and the memorization
of the law. God spoke to and through all the prophets whose prophecies were written and read.
He sent an angel to speak to Mary. And then what does the Bible, the entire biblical narrative,
lead up to? What is the fulfillment of God's eternal plan of redemption that's been unfolding
every millisecond since before time began? His name is Word. Jesus, the light of the world.
God made flesh, the savior of his people is described in John.
one as the word, the logos. He had a ministry of deeds, yes, but also of preaching and teaching
and correction and reproof to the priests and the leaders who accused him. He said very little. He was
like a sheep being led to the slaughter, but on the cross he echoed Psalm 22, which is Jewish
audience knew because it had been written and because it had been read, because it had been passed
down. My God, my God, why have you forsaken me? He rises again on the third day and speaks to the
witnesses and his last charge is this go therefore and make disciples of all nations baptizing them in the
name of the father the son and the holy spirit teaching them to observe all that i've commanded you
the acts of the apostles were written down to be read and heard paul wrote letters to the church to be read
and to be heard revelation 215 says and he who was seated on the throne said behold i am making all
things new and he said write this down for these words are trustworthy and true god ordained
Christianity to be passed down through words spoken and heard written and read god is a god of order
and from the beginning we see that words the ability to convey and comprehend them are used to bring
order in fact the dysregulation of words and the confusion of language is a curse for the men who built
the tower of babel that tells us something that there is something peace inducing about a shared
understanding of words and the ability of a rational populace to be able to communicate with them
to debate with them, to build good things with them, to be able to read them fundamentally.
And there's a lot that we could get into there about the pitfalls of multiculturalism, by the way.
But for now, I want to focus on what I feel is an obligation of Christians to be the best thinkers,
to be the best readers, the best communicators in the world.
We have a history of that. Christians dominated academia in this country before giving it over to the liberals and the secularists over time.
And now I think we have the opportunity to take the lead again.
We have to.
I mean, look at where we are.
We have schools that are not teaching kids to read.
We have people going to college and becoming lawyers and doctors with barely a high school reading level.
We're scared of objective standards here in the U.S.
Standards of excellence because of whom they might exclude.
And all of us are going to suffer for that in so many ways.
And that includes spiritually.
Just like the Reformation, just like the Great Awakening's,
we need great writing and communicating to effectively convey the Word of God.
not because God needs us, but because throughout history he has chosen to use those means specifically
to spread his good news. And so I truly believe it is a, not just a human responsibility and
good for the flourishing of humankind, but that it is a Christian responsibility to be good readers.
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Okay, so my mom and my grandmother were both teachers. My grandmother lived with us until I was about 13 years old. And so I had a privilege of being raised by educators. Also, I was just born liking words. And I understand not everyone is built that way. But I enjoyed from an early age learning about letters and reading and words and how they go together in communication. But I don't think it's just innate. I also think it's because of how my
family taught me from an early age and the emphasis was always on phonics, how the letters sound.
And so even before probably I just knew my ABCs, I knew the letter sounds. And I don't show
videos of my kids. And so I thought that you would enjoy this video from gosh, probably
1993. My mom says I was probably about 18 months here, maybe 19 months here, doing my
doing my letter sounds. So here's that.
Apple, baby, cookie, darling.
I won't play you the whole thing. She's got the video out there somewhere.
But I learned the words associated with the letters and the sounds associated with the letters.
As you can see, I wasn't even too there. And that was easy to memorize. The tune was easy to
memorize. And that is something that we have also adopted and tried with
our kids. Now, every kid is different. This worked really well for my oldest. My second has needed
something a little bit different to help her memorize her letters and the sounds like that. But I can
tell you what really worked with my oldest because we think very similarly. Before I ever taught her,
her ABCs, before she could say the ABC sound, we were teaching the letter sounds. So this is what I would do.
We had these little letter cards that we bought on Amazon and they had a little picture next to it. It really
doesn't matter. As long as it's got the capital letter and the lowercase letter,
I never taught her until much later that this is A, this is B, this is C. I said this is A,
this is B, this is C. And a little bit different. You're not supposed to put the uh at the end of it,
but you know what I mean. And then eventually, again, before she was two years old, way before she was
two, I was able to lay out the letter cards and then out of order, I would be able to say,
go get, mm-mm, or go get p p p pah. And then she would be able to retrieve them and bring them to
me. And she now, if I can just say this about her, she is an excellent reader. And yes, she has words
memorized for sure, but her ability to sound out really big words the other day she was reading
something. She was reading the instructions on the back of a box. And one of the words was
proficient. And she didn't get it exactly right. I think she said like proficient or I don't
remember exactly how she pronounced it, but it was really close. And I really believe it is because of
this building block, this foundation of learning phonics before she was one. But then there's also,
or before she was two, rather. But then there is also the memorization that I think comes from
reading your kids and allowing them to look at the words as you are reading. I am a big fan,
a big fan of Dr. Seuss. There's also been Dr. Seuss hate. There was like some politically correct
criticism of Dr. Seuss a few years ago. And then again, you got the toxic mommy culture on
acts being like, I don't like Dr. Seuss. I just don't enjoy them. And I'm like, you're not the target
audience, Jessica, okay? The book isn't for you. It's for your three-year-old, okay? And it's fun.
Fox and Sox, if you just tell yourself that you're having a competition with all the moms in the
world and you're trying to be the very best and never stumble over anything in Fox and Sox, you can
make it fun. And you don't have to read every single page when they're that little until they can
figure out that you're skipping. But that was huge. I mean, we read Dr. Doct.
Dr. Seuss and rhyming books like every day of her little life. She's also my COVID baby. And so we
had like a ton of time at home. And I know it's a little bit, a little bit different now.
But that also helps. And I think the rhyming really helped with memorization because my opinion is
that it's a combination of both. It's a combination of the memorization, the site reading,
the deductive reasoning using the context and the phonics. I'm not saying this as an educational
professional. I'm not saying this is a mom of 50 years. I'm saying this is a mom of
little's who also just like learned a lot from my own, from my own parents who were really
good educators to me. Okay, here is a video of me. I was probably, I think my mom says three
and a half here. And this is an example of me having memorized it. But because I had kind of done
both, I was able to deduce. She says it's a combination of my, of memory.
Marie and her teaching me phonics. Okay. So I thought that she would, I thought that you would enjoy that
because all credit really does go to them for that. But I can say that that is what set me up to do what I do
now. Like that's why I love to write. And I love to write all throughout school, all throughout college.
I still do. I don't read as much as I want to. I wish I could say I'm one of those people that
like reads a new book every two weeks. I just don't feel like I have time for that. I do read several
books, fiction books a year because I think fiction is also really important. Another tip that I would
say that I have found works for us, especially with my oldest, we don't do this as much with my
middle and youngest yet, but read books that are above their reading level. We read through Lion,
The Witch and the Wardrobe multiple times. She's not reading those. I mean, I could sit there and
let her try to figure out how to read them. We're just not doing that right now. And we are almost
done with the second book in Little House on the
prairie and it takes us a while like we read a chapter half of a chapter every night it's definitely
above her reading level but and she's not always paying attention like i don't make her sit still and
ask questions like sometimes she's flipping through another book she's laying there she's playing
with something as i'm reading but i i just believe i don't even have the statistics to back this up
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Producer Bree, welcome back. Hello. Thanks for having me again. Yes. Okay. You are our fashion connoisseur.
You are our Hollywood liaison. You are our expert on everything Holly weird. Thank you for being here.
And we've got the capital of Holly Weird at the MetGala.
Yep.
And so tell us a little bit about what the MetGala is and what the theme was this year, just to give people some context.
Yeah.
So the MetGala is a, I'm probably going to use the wrong words.
So sorry if anyone really knows about the NetMet Gala, but it's a fundraising benefit for the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
And the theme this year was fashion is art.
Okay.
And then the dress code or the theme, sorry, they mixed them up.
The theme was costume art.
And then the dress code was fashion is art.
I remember being confused because those weren't the same thing.
But people took that to mean like taking inspiration from painting and like other forms of art and dressing that way.
It's kind of up for interpretation.
a little bit. Some people take it more literally. Some people will just dress in a pretty dress, right?
Yes. And I think that a lot of people who work with fashion houses pick their outfits like a year in advance.
So they don't even, they just kind of like make a story for it later and make it fit. So and some people go all in.
Some people go all in. We can't necessarily just judge the outfits that we're about to see by whether or not, well, we could. Whether or not they're pretty or whether or not they fit the theme or whether or whether or not they're cool. We could do that.
Yes, the whole concept, I've explained this to people last night even, the whole concept is not like the Oscars where you're just trying to look really nice. The concept is you're supposed to look like really out there and like campy and it's supposed to be costuming. So I like to think of it like if you look like you're going to the Oscars, you've kind of failed the Met Gallo because that's not the point of it. You know? And I think the theme one year was camp.
Yeah. And those are pretty crazy too.
Also, one thing to know is it is invite only. You can't buy a ticket to it. And once you're invited, you have to pay $100,000 to go. So that's the ticket to get in.
Okay, I didn't know that. That is interesting because didn't AOC go to the mat and she wore a gown that said eat the rich. And so that means did she also have to pay $100,000? She very well could have. I will say, I think there are some people who like if a fashion brand wants them to wear something, they'll be.
pay for their ticket.
But I don't remember what she was wearing.
So it's very, very possible.
She did.
She paid $100,000 to wear an ugly dress.
Yes.
To a very elitist event.
I know.
Okay.
So costume art, they say, we'll examine the centrality of the dressed body.
Of course.
Okay?
The centrality of the dressed body.
I wonder if we could come up with a phrase like that.
We are going to examine the periphery of the dawned face.
And that has to do with glasses.
I don't know if you know that or not.
And how people who wear glasses are continually marginalized and pushed to the outskirts of society.
Did you like that?
I love that.
That's next year's MetGala.
That's next year's MetGala.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just know.
So by interspersing garments and artwork to create pairings that not only illuminate the
indivisible connection between clothing and the body, it's indivisible.
But also the complex interplay between artistic representations of the body.
the body in fashion as an embodied art form. Okay. So they have to express their own relationship
to fashion. The evening raised a record-breaking $42 million for the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
What's that, what's that Kardashian quote? It's like people are starving, Kim. That's how I feel about
this. People are starving, Kim. People are starving, Kim. Okay. Last year was 31 million.
This year was $42 million.
Wow.
Well, they upped the price.
Last year was $75,000 a ticket.
Okay.
So they were like, we didn't make enough money.
You know?
By inflation.
We're still dealing with it.
I know.
Okay, let's get into our outfits.
Okay, I'm going to change it up on us.
Okay.
One is the best.
And our favorite 10 is the worst.
I knew.
I knew you would go there.
Okay.
I know because last time,
oh, and I think we didn't say this.
This all happened on Monday.
By the way.
Yes.
Okay.
So we've got some.
voiceovers and we've got some pictures. So first we're going to play Emma Chamberlain. And this is
just a silent video where we're going to be watching her. Okay, it's not a silent video. It's
just a picture. Yep. Um, okay. So she has, that's scary, but her dress is like a painting.
Yes. So she obviously went with a theme. Yes, she did go with a theme. She was one of the first
to arrive. Okay. And she's an influencer, coffee mogul.
Yeah, I think she's like a YouTuber.
Yeah.
First.
Yeah.
But yeah, she's a coffee company.
Yeah.
So the top is like, it's hard to see without being close up, but it's like acrylic
paint and then it goes down.
And at the bottom, it's like watercolor effect.
Her sleeves are like dripping down like their paint.
Yeah.
Okay.
I feel like I kind of like that it fits the theme and it's pretty in a way.
So I don't like sure her makeup and stuff always looks like that.
She's a little odd.
She's trying to be odd.
Yep.
okay I feel like it's pretty good like I'm probably gonna go with like a three one's the best one's the
best I loved this actually I would say two too too I loved it I agree with the hair and makeup that's her thing
that's just her wish it wasn't but yeah she's very pretty yeah she just likes to she likes the odd
yeah looks and the washed out eyebrows I will never understand Kylie Jenner had that too we can't play
Kylie Jenner's because I don't think we have hers it was inappropriate yeah there were a few
But I don't understand the bleached eyebrows.
It's been around for a while.
I know.
It doesn't look good on anyone.
It looks good on no one, but I guess that's not the point.
Yeah.
Okay. Hudson Williams, he is in not, it's heated rivalry.
I have never seen it or read it and I never will, but I feel like I see it on Instagram.
The gay hockey player show, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
What do we think, Brie?
I'll let you have the first word here.
I mean, he looks like a gay matador.
He does look like a madador.
Which I think is what he was going for.
Yeah.
So I don't know if we have a close up of his face, but his like eye makeup is insane.
It's just color everywhere.
Oh.
So he does.
It looks worse up close.
Yeah.
If you zoom into his face, it looks worse.
It actually looks better from far away.
Yes.
I saw someone say he looks like a crow that was converted into a huge.
humid. Oh my gosh. What? I think that. I think he does look like that. Okay. I was going to say there's
something about him. I think it's the eye makeup that looks like, uh, Rufio from Hook. Rufio. You know,
I don't know that. What? Has everyone in here seen Hook? With, okay, no one. No one. No, no, no.
Like the, wow. Okay. Well, anyway, he just kind of looks like that with the eye makeup. That's
the only thing that I thought of, but gay Matador embodied crow, I like that better. I like that
better than my take. Okay. Let's look at Heidi Kloom. Uh, yes. Okay, Heidi. Yep. I'm impressed.
Yes. I am impressed, for those of you who are listening, it's a, like, she's a statue.
Yeah. Which is, I have no idea what material she's wearing or how. Do you know about her Halloween costume?
Oh, yeah.
Because she's like queen of Halloween.
She always has the weirdest, craziest Halloween costumes.
And so I think she just leaned into that here.
And her face is scary.
I respect it.
I respect it too.
I mean, it's not like pretty, but I see what she's going for.
So yeah, I'm going to give it a two and a half or maybe even a two just for being so like on theme, literal.
I'm going to give it.
a three. I also respect that she didn't feel the necessity to make everyone know it was her. Yeah. I respect
that about her. But everyone did. Everyone did. Everyone did. We didn't rate Hudson also. Oh, we didn't
rate Hudson. Oh. Oh. I give them a seven. Okay. I give him an eight. One being the best.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Gay Mandador. Okay. Let's go to Sabrina Carpenter.
Um, she looks really pretty.
I don't understand.
I don't know if it's art necessarily, but she looks really pretty.
She looks like a flapper, kind of.
I don't know if we have another angle of it.
This was my favorite one of the whole night.
Okay.
Because her whole dress is made out of film strips.
Oh.
And when you look up close, it's all film strips from the movie Sabrina, which I haven't seen.
But, um, but I just thought it was so cool.
It was such a cool play on like art.
I guess. I'm like a little just like narcissistic. But what I mean, what are, what am I expecting? She's not in the movie, but I know, but it's the name. It's not like I thought any different. I think she looks really pretty. I like the people that can accomplish going with the theme and looking really pretty. Yeah. And I think she nailed it. Okay. I love this. Please, please, please give me a rating. One. Okay. It's your favorite.
favorite. Okay, I just have to, I feel like I can't, I want to reserve one for my very favorite. So I'm going to give it a tentative two.
Okay. Just because I haven't seen the rest of them yet. But she looks really good. So good job, Sabrina. Good job, Sabrina.
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Okay.
Connor's story.
I think this is the other person.
The other good hockey player.
There's no heterosexual way for a man to wear a halter.
So we know what he's going for.
Yeah, we didn't need to be doing the halter top.
Also, he's got like pearl earrings in.
So it looks.
We have gay matador, gay grandma.
They did lean into the theme of their show, I guess.
It looks like he just went to H&M before this, though.
It's like not anything.
Yeah, and I don't see the art.
No.
Behind it.
He kind of looks like Patrick Swayzey a little bit.
Yeah, I don't like it at all.
I'm going to go with like nine.
Yeah, nine and a half.
Nine and a half.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, I'll say nine.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, bad.
Don't like it.
Okay, Travis Kelsey.
I'm just kidding.
It's Sam Smith.
They're confused back there.
They're like, okay, there was a tweet going around that said this was Travis Kelsey.
And honestly, I almost fell for it because I was like, it kind of looks like it.
But I was like, wait, why does Travis Kelsey look so gay?
But it's not.
It's Sam Smith.
And that makes a lot more sense.
Makes complete sense.
he looks like in the emperor's new groove, you know, the pull the lever cronk?
Yeah.
Yes.
That's what he looks like.
Okay, the big feather.
Yeah.
You know, I appreciate that he's completely covered up.
You know, he's not always when I see videos of his concerts and stuff.
And he really does.
He, like, is an individual that makes me sad in a lot of ways because I feel like he's just
changed a lot.
I just, I'm not going to, I'm not going to rate him very high.
I'm also going to go with like a nine.
I also don't see the relationship to the theme.
No, I'm sure there's something that they made up, but, I'm going to say seven.
And he's basically wearing a dress.
So, yeah.
Okay, Jordan Roth.
I don't know who Jordan Roth is.
Okay, this is also a man wearing a dress and he has a fake human on his back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know if he looks like a demon.
I don't know what it's supposed to mean.
I'm sure there's some meaning they came up with.
But yeah, it's horrifying.
We're wearing high heels.
Okay, we're going to go with a 10 on that one.
10 be the worst.
I'm going to say 8 just because it's memorable.
Okay.
Hugh Jackman.
Please be normal.
Please be normal.
Please be normal.
This is the hand poking him in the eye.
Okay.
Well, Hugh Jackman just looks like he is wearing a tux.
and so I like that for him.
Well, at the Metcala,
oh, I don't know.
You don't think.
He gets a neutral five for that, I think.
Okay, fine.
That's fine, but I don't like men wearing girls clothes.
I'm not as okay with that as you are.
I just think weird.
Okay, here's one that I think is masculine, but also maybe on theme.
Okay, Patrick Schwarzenegger, please.
Oh, Patrick.
Now, I don't understand the.
cane. Can you explain that? I can't explain that. I really can't. I've struggled with this one a little bit.
Because there were multiple canes. So I must be missing something. Yeah. I don't know. Some piece of art.
Some piece of art. Yeah. I don't really know what it has to do with the theme and maybe it doesn't. I feel like this is one that he maybe would have picked out a while ago. I think it looks nice. I think it looks nice. Like I'm probably going to give it a poor.
I don't love that. It looks like.
like he's just wearing high-waisted pants in a crop,
crop motorcycle jacket, but it is unique.
So I'll give him that.
Okay.
I guess.
Sarah Paulson, an actress.
I don't know who she is.
Yes.
She's got an ugly gray dress on.
So much tool.
Never seen more tool in my life.
Yeah.
And then she's got like a dollar bill over her eyes.
Yes.
I don't know if she's trying to make a statement.
She is.
It's making a statement about the one percent.
It's a $1 bill.
of which she is a part of which she is a part yeah and so is everyone there um so a lot of people
are saying it's ironic some people are saying oh she she knows that she's playing into it i don't know
how she would not know that but still i don't like it at all the the dress also is just awful
it's really bad and it doesn't it's not like it fits the theme so i'm going to give this a 10 being
the worst.
Yeah, it's bad.
Yeah.
I give it a nine.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know if we can do all of these.
Let's do Olivia Wilde, unless you really want to do this person named Lisa.
I don't know who Lisa is.
Lisa's, I haven't seen this one actually.
Olivia Wilde has like one of those, what's that thing called that they used to wear, like back in the 1700s?
Like a, no.
A what?
No.
none of y'all are correct um it's the thing that they used to wear like on the back of their dresses to like
make it stick out and stick up i forget what i don't know what it's called um but anyway it's like a
basket on her behind and she's wearing a super loose ponytail don't like no no i don't like anything
about this like i'm also probably going to rate it a nine she's pretty the dress itself i guess is
fine but doesn't fit the theme what do you think i think it's boring in all the wrong ways yeah
and interesting in all their wrong ways.
So I see that.
I'm going to say Penn.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's do Eileen goo.
F.O.4.
She's the snowboarder.
Oh, I was thinking the other girl that you posted.
Alyssa.
Alyssa.
Yeah.
This is the snowboarder who competed for China instead of America.
Yes, I don't like her at all.
And now she's here at our Met Gala.
She looks really pretty and she's pretty.
She's pretty.
She's pretty.
And her bubble address is really cool.
So.
Yeah.
But she should be competing for America.
She should be a citizen of China.
How about that?
Yeah.
Pick.
Pick one.
Yeah.
CCP, pick me.
Here at the Meggala.
Don't like you, but you weren't really for me.
Okay.
Katie Perry, let's look at her.
Is Justin Trudeau with her?
Oh.
I didn't see him.
Interesting.
She's got a mask on.
I saw her open the mess.
mask at one point. What do you think about this? She also has one glove that has six fingers on it.
Okay. So it's a statement, I guess, on AI. Because, you know, AI used to distort fingers. So that was a
Why the mask you think? I don't know. It's faceless robots. Like she almost looks like a fencer. She also
kind of looks like a nun with like the black hair. Oh yeah. So I don't know.
The dress I think is kind of boring.
And the dress is like torn in the back.
See that?
I was like supposed to be torn back there.
I don't know.
Don't like it.
I'm getting grumpy.
I'm going to give it a nine.
All of them have been nine or ten.
I'll give it a seven, I guess.
She tried to do something.
Yeah.
Okay, whatever.
Okay.
This might be my personal favorite.
Even though I don't like this person as an artist, bad bunny.
I don't know why.
I just think the committee.
Like commitment to the costume.
You can't tell that that's him at all.
No, you're right.
It is a big commitment to the costume.
Yeah.
And I do respect that again.
Yeah.
He wasn't asking anyone to.
Oh, yeah.
Well, this fits the bit.
It does.
I don't know what it's for.
Look, he even, I think if you zoom in, they even made his hands look really old.
Like that is commitment.
If you would have worn this to the Super Bowl,
it felt differently.
Really?
I don't know.
It might have just been interesting.
Be performed in this.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Bad Bunny.
And how do people know who these people are?
Are they like announced?
I've seen a clip where reporters are calling the wrong name for people.
So I don't know.
I think it's up to the publicist that they're with if they want to tell people who they are.
Okay.
Overall, did you enjoy your Matt Gala experience?
I did.
I thought there were more.
I think maybe I just like the thing.
theme because I appreciated more of the outfits than I normally do.
Normally, I feel like they're awful, all of them.
So I was entertained.
Okay.
Yeah.
There we go.
Well, thanks so much for your Matt Gala Insight.
Of course.
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We're doing a never before done.
By anyone.
Well, for our show, a segment on this show to close out Wednesday's episode.
Okay.
Okay, so we have to ask and we have to figure out who is on our own forehead.
And we only have time for a couple rounds.
Maybe we'll try to do some bonus and put it on social media.
Okay, Bree.
Would I want to hang out with this person?
No. Okay. Do I entertain people for living? Yes. You do. Okay. Okay. Do I, Allie, share this person's values? No. Okay. Not one bit. Okay. Do I, am I a polarizing person politically?
Yes, you are. You are. Am I a politician? No. Okay. No, okay. Can't say more than that. Okay. Okay, do I have, have I been in the news recently? Yeah. Oh. Am I on television?
Not like as your job.
Okay.
I've been on television.
I've been on television, maybe not regularly?
Uh, yes.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know if we're thinking about it in the same way.
Okay. I've seen you on television before.
Okay.
Okay.
Do I, would I be a guest on Relatable?
Yes.
I would invite you.
Ah.
I would invite you.
Would do.
Am I a singer?
Yes.
I don't know why I had to think about that.
Yes.
You are.
Okay.
You are.
Okay.
If I were running for president, would I vote for me?
Wait.
What?
If I were running for president, would Brie vote for me?
It really depends on who the other person was.
Honestly, at this point, probably.
Oh, yes.
Probably.
Probably.
Honestly, I have more to say, but I'm not, I'm not going to, I'm not going to say it.
Okay.
Am I a woman?
Yeah.
Um, okay.
Do I act?
No.
You don't.
But I'm an entertainer.
Yes.
Okay.
Am I young?
Like, am I millennial Gen Z?
You're Gen Z.
I think.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Am I Sabrina Carpenter?
No.
Okay.
You're not.
Okay.
Close, though.
Okay.
Close.
Oh, gosh.
The other person I'm thinking about it.
I can't think about.
Oh, I better know who it is.
Okay.
Go.
You can ask me a question.
Okay.
Okay, I'm a singer.
Yes.
That I would vote for because I have to.
I have to vote for this.
Am I Philly Isish?
No.
Dang it!
I really thought it was, that's a good guess, though.
Okay, do I have like a distinct look about me?
Yes. You do have a distinct look.
Okay.
Am I that Olivia girl that is a skinny singer?
Skiny singer, Gin Z. No.
Okay.
Olivia Rodriguez.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Okay. I'm a woman, Jin Z singer who I, I don't share any of these values.
I am not Billy Ilish. I'm not Sabrina Carpenter. I'm not Olivia Rodriguez.
No. Well, that covers it for me.
It doesn't. You know this person.
Okay. I don't know if I could even give, I can't give you any hints.
Okay. Am I a man? No.
No.
Have I talked about this person unrelatable?
Yes.
Yes.
Have you talked about me unrelatable?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It can't be Cynthia Arrivo because she's not Gen Z.
Unless you're just wrong.
I'm not wrong.
Ariana Grande is also not Ginzi.
You've got it.
Your first guest was so close.
My first guest being Sabrina Carb.
Fender was so close.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
Am I?
I have no idea.
Okay, I'm going to have to ask more questions.
Go ahead.
Am I,
am I married to a woman?
No.
No.
No.
No, definitely not.
I don't know if you're married.
I don't think you're married,
but you're definitely not married to a woman.
As far as I know, you are very straight.
Wait.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm afraid to say what I want to say because I'm afraid of how it's going to be clipped.
I'll say, am I an LGBTQ ally?
You sure are.
You sure are.
I LGBTQ myself.
Yes.
Very.
Honestly, if you don't have it at this point, I don't know.
I'm a woman.
I don't know.
An actual woman, I was born a woman.
Yes.
And I'm like Sabrina Carpenter.
Yes.
Are you sure I know who this person is?
You do.
You do.
Am I Jojo Siwa?
Am I Jojo Siwa?
You would not vote for Jojo C.
I can't think of one singer that I, is it Taylor Swift?
Am I Taylor Swift?
No, I don't think you would vote for Taylor Swift.
Am I Taylor Swift?
But again, close.
She's a millennial though.
Yeah, she's a millennial.
Yeah.
Okay, ask me another question.
Okay, do I, oh gosh, I don't know.
You've really got me all.
Both of us are.
I'm so.
Okay, you ask more questions, though.
There are more questions that you can ask about this person.
You 100% know who this person is.
We can maybe start giving clues.
Like, recently has been very prominent.
Okay.
That does not help me.
Okay.
Okay.
This kind of pop singer.
Yes.
Pop.
Yes.
I don't know why I ask that.
That narrows it down zero for me.
Yeah, you already knew.
You already, I feel like you already have all the.
clues so I'm not.
It's just,
okay.
I will say,
I don't know how you haven't gotten yours yet.
I will say,
I will say your person,
this isn't going to help you.
Your person was not at the Met Gala last night.
Your person wasn't at the Met Gala either.
But kind of dresses like she would always be.
Am I Madonna?
No.
You wouldn't vote for Madonna.
No, I keep forgetting that part.
Okay, like what are the few singers?
who have...
Am I Carrie Underwood?
No.
Good guess.
Very good guess.
Very good guess.
But she doesn't have...
I wouldn't say she has like a distinct Met Gallo look.
Oh, true.
This person is a little bit bizarre.
And I would vote for them because I had to.
Yeah.
I know I wouldn't vote for this person.
This person also dresses like they are at the Met Gallo.
Sometimes they've got...
Almost all the time.
Not Lady Gaga.
No.
Close to like.
Lady Gaga, the peanut gallery says.
Yeah.
You've got, you've,
Miley Cyrus.
No.
I am,
these are all really good guesses though.
Miley Cyrus is also millennial.
Yeah.
Lady Gaga is my B.
Gen X.
That's,
yeah.
Okay.
I really,
I have no idea.
We're only going to be able to do one round.
You've got to keep going.
You've got to.
Okay.
You haven't even asked what kind of music.
Oh, well.
am I a pop singer?
No.
You're not.
I don't even know what kind of singer I am.
If I tell you, you're going to know.
I am.
Oh, okay.
Am I in a band?
She has a song about snakes.
She has a song about one snake.
Nikki Minaj?
It all makes sense now.
That being the clue.
Okay, give me another clue.
That was good.
okay
like a song can you
give me a hint about a song
oh okay
alter ego she says
she has a song about a horse
chap
oh my gosh
I did know this person is
you didn't get it after
LGBTQ icon
no I did not
oh my gosh
wow okay
I have to vote for
Nicki Minaj
if you had to
you're right
that was her versus Gavin
yeah yeah
okay
That concludes today's full episode of Relatable. We'll be back here on Friday.
