Reply All - #112 The Prophet

Episode Date: December 15, 2017

After Andrea is attacked by a stranger in Mexico City, she just wants to figure out who the guy was. Investigating this question drops her right into the middle of one of Mexico’s biggest conspiraci...es. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, quick warning. This episode has descriptions of sexual assault and violence. If that's not something you want to hear, you just give it. From Gimlet, this is Reply Off. I'm PJ Vote. It always feels like kind of a cop out to me when people say the internet sucks. The internet's bad. Because while I completely agree, it's absurd that the same place we go for jokes and news is also the place where we have to wade through death threats and racism and like endless, endless bickering. But it always feels kind of weird to blame that on the internet. Like, that's us. Those are the people who we know and see every day behaving the way they want to behave under the cover of darkness. Like, it's a mirror. It's our responsibility. That's what I've always believed. But what if that wasn't true? What if you found out that the internet was bad? Not because of the people on it, but because powerful people were designing it to be that way. What if you found out it was part of somebody's plan? This is a story about a person who met the people behind the plan. Her name's Andrea Noelle, and she's an American reporter who covers Mexico. I was based in Mexico City for several years, and now I float between the border
Starting point is 00:01:15 region and Mexico City. I go back and forth. And what do you usually cover? Normally I cover politics, corruption, drug war. I'm kind of on the drug beat. So the thing that happened to Andrea, it actually happened on her day off. She was taking a walk in Condessa, her neighborhood in Mexico City. I remember very vividly that I was walking down the street kicking myself and just thinking, you know, what have I been doing for the last six months? Why haven't I been leaving the house and walking around? It's, you know, walking by the park and everything's beautiful and people are laughing and it's a great day. And I was literally having that thought. When out of nowhere, she feels a stranger's hands pull up her dress and pulled down her underwear.
Starting point is 00:01:59 She drops to the pavement. And I do this 360, and there's nobody behind me, and this guy's running away in slow motion, and I'm not chasing after him, and he's just running away. The guy turns a corner, and he vanishes. Andrea stands up, she looks around, no witnesses. This guy has just attacked her in broad daylight, and there's nothing she can do about it. Like, I blamed myself, basically, like, why am I wearing these shoes? Why didn't I chase the guy?
Starting point is 00:02:26 In any case, these thoughts lasted for a few seconds, and I started. started walking, just ready to continue with my day. And then I saw that there was a camera pointed at exactly where this had happened in front of a building. So I saw that camera, and then I looked around and saw another camera, and then I looked around and saw another camera, and there were just cameras everywhere. And so right then and there, she comes up with a plan. After blowing off some steam with an angry tweet, she decides, I am going to get the surveillance footage. So she starts knocking on doors until she finds this building manager who says, yeah, absolutely, you can have it. He lets her tape it off the monitor using her cell phone.
Starting point is 00:03:05 The video is short. You see Andrea alone on the street. You see the guy as he runs up behind her and attacks. And as he flees, he runs towards the camera. So you get this blurry glimpse of his face. And then there's just a moment where you look back towards Andrea. You see her pulling her underwear back on and looking around on the street. Even watching it feels kind of like a violation.
Starting point is 00:03:26 But Andrea writes a new tweet. She asks if anybody can help her identify this idiot. And she posts it, with the video. Did it feel weird just like putting that online, like letting people see you in a way in a moment where you were being attacked? Yeah, because I, I, well, I mean, I wanted people to believe that it was real because I had tweeted when it happened, this happened and people were like not believing it.
Starting point is 00:03:56 I just could not wrap my head around the fact that people were accusing me of like making this thing up. Particularly because street harassment is notoriously bad in Mexico City. Nine out of every 10 women have experienced sexual violence on their daily commutes, and police rarely prosecute the people who do this. Actually, last year, the mayor's big solution was to hand out whistles that women could blow if they felt unsafe. So Andrea knows that the guy who did this tour fully expects to get away with it, and she just decides she is sick of this. because at that point, you know, like my initial fear just became like rage and I really wanted to get the guy.
Starting point is 00:04:36 It turns out she's not alone. When she posts the video, she immediately starts hearing from all these women who are just as mad as she is. Thousands of tweets started pouring in faster than you can scroll. I mean, it's 15 per second and it's just going and you can't even read them all. All these women across Mexico responding with their own stories of horrific violence. You know, it was like I was a proxy. It was like a vessel for all of this.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Just impotence, I think, is the thing. It's like, shut, man, we've been silenced, but here's somebody who's talking, so like, go, go, go, you know? It's like... Yeah. ...as puma has grown the indignation for the case of Andrea Noel.
Starting point is 00:05:16 By the next morning, she's live on the news. It's like overnight she's become a household name. And Andrea will be the first to tell you, she's a weird poster child for this moment. She's American, not Mexican, and what happened to her on the street is bad, but it's not even the worst thing that had happened to her in the past year. But the fact that she's saying, even this shouldn't happen to women on the street, that feels audacious. And her supporters decide, we are going to help you find this guy. And within 48 hours, they have a suspect.
Starting point is 00:05:52 This local YouTube celebrity named Andoni Achave. Not only does Andoni look like the guy in the surveillance footage, same hair, same build, same complexion. The real thing that makes him like guilty as sin is the actual show that he hosts. It's a prank show called Master Troll. Master Troll looks like a show where a bunch of people watch Jackass, and they were like, let's make this, but dumber and meaner. So the pranks are stuff like they'll run up to an old lady and hit her with an inflatable hair. hammer. Another one is they'll go up to women and French kiss them and then run off. And they like to pull men's pants down. They run up behind men. They pull down their pants and spank them.
Starting point is 00:06:39 And the place where all these pranks were filmed was Condessa, Andrea's neighborhood. And Doni put out a video officially denying responsibility, but you could tell he and his crew didn't mind the negative attention. They were actually trying to promote the new TV show they had premiering that week. They were really thrilled about the publicity and loving it, living it up. You know, they uploaded one video where they go around like pulling men's pants down and said, If you thought some lying hysterical hag would stop us, well, you're wrong. Ha ha ha. Andrea and Andoni, they have now stumbled on stage for the sort of culture war that we have every other week in a
Starting point is 00:07:24 America. And you know how these go. It's Mike Pence versus the cast of Hamilton. It's Lena Dunham versus, for some reason, a local no-kill animal shelter. And the two of them, Andoni and Andrea, they're just like perfect foils for each other. Like, Andoni's like the chauvinist with the offensive TV show. Andrea is the feminist internet writer who writes articles about how shows like that are problematic. And it's exactly the car crash you expect. Team And don't he says, not only did he not do it, Andrea's a fraud, she's a liar. Team Andrea actually circulates a petition and gets the Master Troll TV show canceled. Fighting goes on for weeks, and it's even bigger story because the Mexico City police are involved. Which is crazy because the Mexico City Police do not investigate
Starting point is 00:08:10 crimes like this. Only seven out of 100 crimes in Mexico are even reported, but now when Andrea goes to the prosecutor's office, they live tweet that she is being attended to. That eight-second video of the attack, it becomes like the Kennedy assassination film. Everybody's watching it, trying to figure out exactly what they think happened, including Andrea, who despite this huge fight, is still not completely sure that Andoni is in fact the guy who attacked her. You know, I spent so many hours over the course of those weeks, like frame by frame by frame, doing like side by sides and really, really trying to look and like at, one point, I was looking for a tattoo that may or may not have been on his arm. And, you know,
Starting point is 00:08:57 I was looking at the shirt that he was wearing that looked like maybe a logo of a skull and then going through all of his photos, trying to figure out, like, is there a shirt like that? What is the clothes? He wears vests. This guy's wearing a vest. But while Andrea is anxiously re-watching the video, the story she's in, it's actually turning into a kind of nightmare. Andrea starts getting these death threats. Not that she hadn't gotten death threats before, but these are different. not just like, you know, I'm going to rape you, bitch. It's more like photos of like skinned animals and like dead women and, you know, video messages saying, I know where you live and the boss gave the order.
Starting point is 00:09:43 This person is saying, if you don't forget what happened, we'll cut your little face. We do what we want, respect your life and that of your friends. But what really scares Andrea are the pictures they send of themselves. young men with dead eyes staring into the camera holding guns. Mexico's a country where only criminals and cops have guns. So when you think he's got guns, that just kind of shows you that you're dealing with the level of like, we're either dealing with an authority
Starting point is 00:10:10 or we're dealing with somebody who's like involved in drug cartels. It was only later that the strangeness of all this would sink in for her. In what possible world did it make sense that her accidentally getting a month-old TV show canceled would piss off these kinds of people and this much. Also, they seemed like an organized group. For instance, when they wanted to attack her, they had this signal.
Starting point is 00:10:37 They'd retweet one of her tweets and just attach one word, Ojo. Which means eyeball, and it just means like, look. So I would see under a tweet that I would post, somebody would tag a troll and say, ohlo. And then that troll would retweet that. And then his whole network of thousands of Twitter followers to go directly after me. And then everybody knew to jump onto it.
Starting point is 00:11:04 They're like little messenger ants. Yes, absolutely. And that would precede a slew of death threats and rape threats. There's this one guy Andrea calls pasta profit who would show up again and again. He probably had about 80,000 followers and a very very, large network of people he was interacting with. She gets Twitter to shut his account down. That does not face him at all.
Starting point is 00:11:28 I then saw him reemerge immediately as a new account, which very rapidly accumulated tens of thousands of followers. And then it starts to bleed into the real world. Like the day she's eating at a restaurant and pasta profit tweets a map of the area. Or the time she's just walking out in town and she gets another tweet with her location. this time with the message, finish her off. She starts to feel like the only place where she's even safe is at her house. And then one day, she's at home in her apartment.
Starting point is 00:12:03 I was in my living room. I was sitting at my computer, which is over by a window, and noticed like a green light in my eye and realized that there was like a green laser on my forehead. And then I stood up and docked and moved away, and the laser followed me across the room. That's so creepy. It felt like a we know where you live.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Andrea's had it. She gives up her apartment. She gives away her cat. She leaves the country. She's just not safe there anymore. And then comes the final humiliation. This whole time, the police have had additional surveillance footage of the attack, but Andrea hasn't been allowed to see it.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Now they're saying she might get to, but there's a catch. They need her to come back to Mexico and go in front of a judge something called a preliminary trial. Essentially what this means is that for the first time, Andre will be publicly saying, I think And Dondi did it. And then, and only then, the judge might decide to release the surveillance footage.
Starting point is 00:13:06 So she agrees to do this. And while she's in the air, there's no internet on the flight back to Mexico. She actually misses the big news, which is that Andoni has found his own surveillance footage of the attack. And you can very clearly see that it was not him. He tweets the video. and outrage cycle begins again.
Starting point is 00:13:25 I land and I'm the biggest piece of shit that's ever walked the earth. And Doni is now the real hero of this story. Andrea is the villain who tried to take him down. The cops completely dropped the investigation. The actual culprit, whoever he is, will never be found. Andrea cannot believe that this is where things have ended up. By the time this was over, I was near suicidal, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:13:54 I could not believe what had happened. You know, I was just, I was horrified. I was horrified. At first, she just tried to stay off the internet to not read anything about what had happened to her. But it didn't take long before she realized she still had a question. Like, where had all those people who were attacking her come from?
Starting point is 00:14:13 Who was pasta profit? Who were his followers? What was going on here? And as she started to wonder about this, she realized she had one clue she could follow. which was that the trolls used to do this thing where they would send her pictures of this random guy and they'd say he's the one who attacked you, not Andoni.
Starting point is 00:14:33 At the time, she dismissed it because she knew they were lying. But now she started to wonder, who was that guy? Why'd they want to set him up? So in some of those photo exchanges, in the sub-tweets and in the comments, I start to get a picture of, you know, I realize the guy's named, let's say, Jose. That's not his name, but let's call him Jose. And then I just keep watching, weeks go by,
Starting point is 00:15:00 months go by, and then I learn that his name is Jose Felipe. And then a few more weeks go by, a few more months go by, and then I see a last name. So, you know, over just really being vigilant and aware, eventually I piece together a full name. The full name gets her to a Facebook page. The Facebook page helps her piece together this guy's life. But the thing that cracks it is when she notices that sometimes these accounts that are harassing Jose, they don't call him Jose. They call them pasta. Pasta profit. She finds Jose's phone number, and one night at a hotel in Mexico City, she decides, I'm just going to try to call him.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Pardon, you marked right, and if I was a key, I'm sorry to meet Pasta Profit. After the break, Pasta Profit. Welcome back to the show. So before the break, Andrea Noelle was about to meet Pasta Profit. She's at the hotel bar. She's waiting for him. She's watching different strangers come through the door. And finally, he enters.
Starting point is 00:16:31 And for me, it was like seeing a ghost. It's like this guy walks in, and I knew his face, like, so well at this point. He's short. He's a little chubby. He's got a baby face. He sits down across from her, and they begin a very long conversation. Pasta Prophet, for reasons that'll become clear, did not want to be interviewed for this story.
Starting point is 00:16:51 But here's what Andrea says happened next. The first thing we did was call a truce, of course, because I brought down his account, and he didn't like that. And then he also threatened to kill me, and I didn't like that. My main motivation in talking to him was, of course, I just wanted to know why.
Starting point is 00:17:15 You know, I just wanted to know why all of this had happened. He says, okay, I'll explain. Everything that happened to you happened because you were a pawn in a much bigger plan. And he says he wants to tell her about that plan because he feels like at a certain point, things just went too far. He was basically a door opening into all this world that I had spent the previous year only like poking at from the sidelines and not really fully understanding. So for years, Andre had heard about this conspiracy.
Starting point is 00:17:49 theory, that the Mexican government had somehow found a way to manipulate what news people ended up seeing on the internet. Not censorship, something sneakier. And pasta profit told her, these rumors, they're true. I know because this is the work that I do. And so Andrea started to get a picture of how this worked, not just in this one conversation, but in many more she would have with pasta profit, and then many interviews she would have with other people who had been involved in this whole system. So as far as Andrea can tell, here's how this whole thing started. In the year 2000, a completely unprecedented thing happened in Mexican politics,
Starting point is 00:18:28 which is that the PRI, the party who had ruled Mexico for 71 years uninterrupted, they lost a presidential election. And then they lost the next one. And so they got desperate. And when the next campaign season started, these mysterious help-wanted ads started to peer online, job opportunities for young internet-savvy people with an interest in politics. I talked to a woman who actually ended up answering one of these ads.
Starting point is 00:18:55 We're going to call her Sophie. We've disguised her voice. I went to an interview, and they asked me things like, if I knew how to use Twitter, if I knew what was a hashtag, and I told yes, yes, yes, and then they hired me. And I began working like three days after my interview. So Sophie shows up for a first day of work. The office is actually a house in a neighborhood that she thinks is kind of
Starting point is 00:19:21 sketchy. And she learns that her job is going to be to get young people to vote for the PRI's candidate, Enrique Pena Nieto. Would they have you tweet under your own personal account, or did they have an account they wanted you to use? No, they gave us a lot of accounts. In my case, I have three or four. There were people that had more like five or six. There were people that only have one, but there were fake accounts. You could not use your Twitter account for anything, anything, anything, because it was like secret. For the record, we've reached out to multiple people at the PRI. None of them were able to provide us comment for the story.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Sophie and the 100 other people that worked alongside her, their job was to amplify good news about Pena Nieto and bury the bad news. And for the people in her office and the many other offices like hers, the techniques for burying the bad news were kind of fascinating. Andrea got her hands on a bunch of the internal emails where this is described. But basically, if you were an employee in one of these offices, you were given meticulous plans for how to fill the internet with white noise. So in the morning, you arrive at your desk and there'll be an hour by hour strategy beginning, let's say, 8 a.m. We're going to launch the hashtag, happy whatever day it is.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Next would be hashtag, don't you hate it when? and then would be hashtag, my mom just told me, or like, hashtag, I've never felt better than... It's like fill in the blank sentences. Terrible mad lives memes that dominate actually like a lot of American Twitter. Yeah. So they were basically doing the kind of work Russian trolls would later do in the American election. Fill the internet with spam and then have a bunch of fake people promoting opinions. But sometimes that strategy wasn't enough.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Sometimes there'd be a piece of news that was just too big to drown out. Like when the Guardian released a story, alleging that the PRI had been bribing the country's big TV network in exchange for good coverage. For stuff like that, they would create a massive diversion online. They'd make up an event. So, you know, they call them smoke screens, and you can see it, like, bullet pointed. Like internally, they call them smokescreens? Oh, yeah. I mean, they're not shy about the terminology and they're not pretending.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Like, I mean, that's the really, the thing that surprised me is how explicit and blatant the language is that they're using. So a combination of smokescreens that can be like, actually, I think they killed Justin Bieber when that article came out. They killed Justin Bieber? Yeah, but they've done that a bunch of times. You can see them killing Bieber three or four times. So Andre actually corrected herself later. It turns out that that time after The Guardian story, they didn't kill Bieber. They just pretended to cancel one of his concerts.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Other times he was not so lucky. And if every diversion failed, they still had one more tool. They just start a fight. They tweet some offensive vitriolic hashtag, and then hope that the ensuing argument drowned out any other conversation. So it'll be like, fuck gays. And there you go. And all these people jump onto it.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Like instead of saying, hey, everybody loves the president and hates his opponent, and you're like, hey, does everybody love Wednesday and hate gay people? And like through like banality and viciousness, you can just like flood the rooms that no real conversation takes place. Exactly. And so that's the whole strategy. And you can see it hour by hour by hour. So for three months. Sophie kills a bunch of celebrities and pretends to be a bunch of different people who really love Peña Nieto.
Starting point is 00:22:49 And then it's July and it's Election Day. And on Election Day, something happens that Sophie does not see coming. Peña Nieto actually wins. The PRI is back in power. Sophie and a lot of her coworkers were stunned. The day of the final results of the elections, we cried. In the blog center? In the blog center.
Starting point is 00:23:12 We cried. Yeah, because we didn't want to. to Peña Nieto to win. But we were working for him. So it was a very strange thing. But we thought at the beginning that Lopez Obrother was going to win. So it felt safe to do a job
Starting point is 00:23:27 that you didn't agree with because you didn't think it would matter. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So Peñonieto takes office. And Andrea says that afterwards, things change. Some smart person at the PRI realizes, oh no, we built a super. risky system here. There's a paper trail of pay stubs and contracts that runs from us to our marketing
Starting point is 00:23:50 agency to hundreds of people like Sophie, which is a huge problem because what we're doing here is against the rules. And so they build this new system, which other parties quickly adopt. Now, you take your money, you give it to your agency, but instead of hiring a bunch of people, they contract out to a very small network of anonymous freelancers. Freelancers like pasta profit. So to explain, what we're talking about is a network of freelancers who are basically faceless. You know, they don't have to know each other's names. They just know each other's username. They're in these WhatsApp groups and they share information.
Starting point is 00:24:32 There's no way to trace back the money. There's no way to know where it's coming from. Pasta profit's a mercenary. He doesn't have political loyalty. He's happy to promote or target anybody as long as the money's good. And the money's really good. He says he can make $1,000 for getting a political hashtag to trend. And the reason he can do this, the thing that makes him good at his job,
Starting point is 00:24:53 is that he has this huge volunteer army by his side, this volunteer army that's made up of Mexico's most notorious internet troublemakers. There are these groups of their Facebook groups that exist in Mexico that have gathered hundreds of thousands of, like, young, young children. like 12 years old, 13-year-olds, 14-year-olds. The kids in these groups, they're the kind of kids who would be on Fortune in the U.S. They like sharing memes,
Starting point is 00:25:26 and they like trying to impress each other with excessive, imaginative acts of cruelty. The most notorious one is called Hulk Legion. Their logo looks like Pepe the Frog, but on steroids. The quickest way to explain what they're like, in the aftermath of a horrific school shooting in Mexico last year, Hulk Legion started publicly bickering with another similar group,
Starting point is 00:25:46 saying, the shooter's one of our guys, not yours. Anyway, Hulk Legion, they also happen to be Pasta Prophet's army. He's what they call in Mexico, like a Chavo Ruko, like an old kid. You know, like he was too old to be one of them, but he was their boss. He's their admin. So they do a lot of stuff to get into his good favor because they want to be cool and they want to be accepted. If Pasta Prophet asked one of these kids to go do something mean or cruel or mischievous, they're game. But remember, he needs them to help him do his professional political work.
Starting point is 00:26:21 So, and here's how he explained it to me. Say you've got 300 kids at your disposal. These kids want to spend their day sharing momos and having lulls. So obviously, these kids aren't going to sign up to just move this really boring political spam all day. He'll say, we're going to do this for 15 minutes. everybody get in, everybody get on it, the rest of the day is recess. Recess meaning that Hulk Legion got to do what Hulk Legion actually liked doing, harassing people, which finally answered the question that had brought Andrea all the way to Pasta Prophet.
Starting point is 00:27:00 You know, specifically I asked him why he threatened to kill me, because that was a question that I had lingering. And he... essentially explained it as his exact quote was it was for love of the sport. The sport. Yeah. I was recess. I was for love of the sport.
Starting point is 00:27:28 I got trolled by a bunch of 12-year-olds. Christ. How did it feel finding that out? You seem chagrined more than anything. I mean, what can I say about this? You know, it's just, it's so, it's. been so confusing, and once I finally did figure it out, I mean, you just feel like the biggest idiot in the world.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Everything that had scared her so much, the pictures, the messages, the thing with the laser pointer, even the fact that they knew where she was sometimes, they were just a bunch of kids who liked to troll her, and some of them probably lived in her neighborhood. The more scared she got, the funnier it was to them. The only person who hadn't been that amused was pasta profit. After a while, he'd started to feel bad, like they'd gone too far. And so he tried to cut ties with them. It's kind of like the mafia I've realized
Starting point is 00:28:20 and that you can't voluntarily leave. So then he became a target. Which is why the kids had been sending Andrea his picture, trying to frame him. But in doing so, they'd made a mistake. They'd left a breadcrumb that Andrea could follow back to pasta profit, back to them, back to the whole system they were a part of.
Starting point is 00:28:39 A system where Mexicans were getting an internet that was more toxic and more horrible and politicians were making it that way so they could distract them. So Andrea has spent the last year learning everything she can about how that system works, and she's showed us the hundreds of documents she's planning to publish,
Starting point is 00:28:57 demonstrating everything that she's learned. Her timing couldn't be better. It's election season. We're about to just decide the future of Mexico, and it could go a number of ways. We could either stick with the ruling party, which has shown itself to be brutal and horrific, Or we could go with like the leftist populist leader who's often compared to like a Chavez type.
Starting point is 00:29:20 You know, I can't remember a time that was quite as decisive as right now. And so Andrea finds herself in familiar, treacherous territory. She's about to go out in public and say this thing that she knows will piss off a lot of people. Draw a fresh bullseye on her back. She knows Hulk Legion is not going to like what she publishes. And then obviously the rest of the story is when I like, start pointing fingers at a lot of these super filthy politicians and the president of the fucking country.
Starting point is 00:29:51 So yeah, I'm a little bit nervous. But it's funny, you're talking about, like, the hellstorm that you're very possibly about to walk into, and, like, I can hear that you're smiling. What's that about? Well, okay, so for me, it is incredibly satisfying to have an answer to a question, to a series of questions.
Starting point is 00:30:15 to have reached an understanding of something that I did not understand. Yeah. You know, it's like becoming an expert pheromist. You mean because it's like this obscure strange thing? Yeah, it's just a strange thing and you don't quite know where to begin. And then a year later, you know, you got it. Andrea Noel reports for The Daily Beast. Reply Al is hosted by me.
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