Reply All - #149 30-50 Feral Hogs

Episode Date: October 10, 2019

A legit question from a rural American. Asher Elbein's piece on feral hogs  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From Gimlet, this is a reply all. I'm PJ Vote. In August, there was a mass shooting in El Paso. And I remember going online the day after with just this huge sense of dread. Because on top of the actual tragedy of the actual event, the internet conversation after any sort of mass shooting is just terrible. It doesn't even matter how you feel about gun control. It's just a debate that is definitely not going to get solved on Twitter. And it's a debate where everything anybody says, you already know exactly the counter response. It's like being trapped with the most soul-crushing version.

version of Groundhog Day. Except this time, something very, very different happened. Which is that there's this musician named Jason Isbell. He's sort of an indie country guy. And he tweeted exactly what you'd expect somebody like him to tweet. He said something about how there's no reason that anybody should own an assault rifle. But then this random person showed up with a counterargument that did not feel familiar. It felt like it had been beamed in from outer space.

It was his Twitter user named Willie McNabb, and his tweet was just this. legit question for rural Americans. How do I kill the 30 to 50 feral hogs that run into my yard within three to five minutes while my small kids play? People lost their minds. It was just like, feral hogs, what was this person talking about? Everything got derailed. It felt like the internet got to have a snow day. Somebody did 30 to 50 feral hogs like feral Williams, where the hogs had the big feral hats.

My personal favorite was just this tweet that went, take me down to Paradise City where the hogs are feral and there's 30 to 50. It was just an unexpectedly nice time on the internet. Most people have since moved on. I have not. Because I just keep wondering about the guy who posted this tweet. In the weeks that followed, he has not retreated. He changed his Twitter avatar to a picture of a hog.

He's been posting all sorts of feral hog articles and videos. He is clearly not done talking about this. Out of writing medals. Hi, this is PJ Vote calling for Willie McNabb. Sure, hold on one second. Thank you. Willie lives in El Dorado, Arkansas. I got him at work.

Good morning. Hey, Willie. This is PJ. How are you, PJ? Good. How are you doing? I'm great. So the first surprising thing about Willie was that he told me he'd actually really enjoyed the jokes that were made at his expense.

We're kind of mean-spirited, but not. It was such a crazy that I made. Look, it was right. What do you think people did find funny about it? It's kind of preposterous. 30 to 50, where is 30 to 50 come from? Why not? You know, why not 20 to 25?

And so that's odd. And then the three to five minutes, why my small kids play. And that's even odd in itself. So you've got all these preposterous notions just sitting there and how do they tie together. And especially pre-facing all that with legit question for rural America. So people are like, wait a think, this is not legit. This is crazy. Willie is a huge Jason Nisbell fan.

Loves his lyrics. He's listened to his music so much, he basically feels like he knows the guy. And he's tweeted at him before. Like, Willie will tell Jason he loved a recent concert. He'll ask him when he's going to cover Black by Pearl Jam. Usually these tweets go unnoticed. This time things went differently.

Do you remember his original tweet that you replied to? You know, he was specifically about assault weapons and what had happened in El Paso. And I can agree with the sentiment of do something about assault weapons. I mean, this is just, this is ridiculous how our country has got to this point. Why can't our leaders come together? Now, I've never even shot an AR or an AK. I've never been around them, really, to speak of. It's just not something I've ever felt comfortable with. But he was, he was framing it in a way like there's just no, there's no circumstance that would require this.

Willie knew of at least one possible circumstance. And he knew about it because of this really bizarre thing that had happened to him a few years ago. after he moved out to the country. Probably mid-morning. It was a spring day. And my wife, she liked the kids to be outside and play, and I would too. And I'm sure she's the one that let them out that morning to go outside. And we had that little playground set up in the backyard.

And... Did she sound scared? She did. You could hear it in her voice. Willie told me the reason his wife was scared is these weren't like barnyard pigs. They were feral hogs. They're more like wild boars. Some have big, sharp tusks.

They're much bigger with longer legs. They move really fast. And that moment, there's a bunch of them swarming around his four- and five-year-old. It was scary. I went to my safe. I got my gun. I got my shells. Went right out on the back porch.

And how are the hogs acting? Were they, like, moving quickly? Were they... Well, yeah. You know, they're running all through the yard from the back of my yard all the way to the front. And then I pick out, of course, the ones that look to me, the 300-pound hogs. I'm not letting them near my family.

Yeah. So I just, for lack of a better term, I just start laying them down. Willie shoots three with his hunting rifle, and the rest of the hogs run off. Afterwards, he was just bewildered. He'd never seen anything like this before. So he started looking for answers. I started working with or people that we worked for or people that we did business with. Just anybody that I could that I could speak to that had any understanding of,

and it only happened three more times. It could happen today. You know, I could go home and the hogs, they could come back out. These days, Willie says if the hogs show up, he just goes out with a shotgun, fires it in there. That drives him away. His point, and he regrets injecting this into the gun control debate, his point is just that feral hogs are a real dramatic problem, and none of the people who are yelling at them

online seem to understand it or even want to imagine it. I will say that after an hour on the phone, Willie had made at least one convert. Me? I now believe in the feral hog problem. I believe it is a glorious fiasco. I've spent the past month interviewing farmers and hunters and economists and experts and writers and also my cousin Kip. Farrell Hogs is now basically all I can talk about. And look, I'm not saying that Farrell Hogs is the only thing we should talk about as a country.

I get that there's a lot going on right now. But I just feel like feral hogs should be in the top ten. Like, I live in New York City. Sometimes I have to deal with rats. If the rats were 400 pounds and attacking my apartment in gangs of 30 to 50, I just feel like it would be a topic of conversation. So this week, we're doing it. This is a reply-all special investigation into the feral hog invasion of America starting after the break.

So before we get started, we've done content warnings on the show before. I don't think we've ever done one like this. There's a lot of references to killing hogs in this piece, like a lot. And there's a reason for that, which is that feral hogs are not indigenous to America. They're invasive species. They're not supposed to be here, which means that when they show up in an area, the only solution biologists have found is population control, killing them. So the story of how they got here in the first place, it actually starts 500 years ago. Columbus has already landed in the Caribbean, and so

other explorers start coming over to the Americas from Europe. One of them is Hernando de Soto. He's a conquistador. He comes from Spain on this big rating expedition across the American Southeast, looking for gold. He's horrible at it. Horrible by today's standards, but also by 1500 standards, he finds no gold, his His men nearly starve. De Soto dies a fever, but not before trying to convince people that he's an immortal deity called the Son of the Sun, S-U-N, a lie that his death, frankly, kind of undermines. Basically what his expedition brought to America was smallpox, colonialism, and cruelty,

and weirdly also feral hogs. This journalist named to Asher Albine told me about it. One of the things that they brought, because this was sort of European practice, was they brought feral hogs as like a mobile larder. Although they weren't feral at the time, they immediately, you know, wandered off into the bush and sort of decided that they didn't want to be dinner for a bunch of gold-hungry Spaniards. And then no Europeans saw them again for a while. They brought them over because they were big, fat animals that they could then just kill and eat while they were here. Yeah, because you can just set hogs loose in the forest and they'll live on anything.

And they'll convert all the acorns and detritus into pork, which you can then just hunt them down while you're marching and eat. The idea was not that you kept them in a pen. And the idea was that they were out there, you owned them, and then you just went and got them when you wanted one. It was almost like the 1500th version of takeout food. You just had these fat hogs wandering the woods that you just eat whenever you wanted to. And for centuries, the hogs don't do much. Britain establishes colonies. The hogs eat and procreate.

America declares independence. The hogs eat and procreate. Cars are invented. We land on the moon. Everything's hunky dory. So obviously, like, hogs are pretty well established in the east. there are probably feral hogs in Texas, but they're certainly not as nearly as common. And then what starts happening in the 1970s is people figure out that feral hogs are really fun to hunt,

not just for food, but just for fun. And so people who don't already have hogs on their land, they go bring them in from wherever, and they start making money by charging people who want to hunt hogs. By the time anybody figured out that feral hogs are extremely adaptable, extremely fecund, and very smart, it was kind of too late. How facund and how smart? Well, how smart? They're really, man, they're just smart.

So, for example, when it comes to trying to trap feral hogs, there's only so many methods you can use because they tend to just figure out that something's afoot, and then you can't use that method again. So, for instance, if you have a gang of feral hogs terrorist in your land and you set up a box trap, if one of them falls for the trap, the rest will now teach each other how to avoid it.

They've also been caught using rocks to test whether electric fences are turned on. They're smart. As far as how Fekund, Asher told me that feral hogs are the fastest reproducing large mammal on Earth. Here's what that looks like. When a female is six months old, she can get pregnant. She can then give birth to a litter of up to 14 piglets, and she can do that twice in a year. So one female feral hog can equal 28 more hogs in less than a year. And six months later, her offspring can repeat.

the same process, which is how we got to our current situation. Six million feral hogs wreaking various amounts of havoc across 35 states. From Pleasant Grove to near downtown Dallas and White Rock Lake, the feral hogs have dug up trails, attacked small dogs, and dried up ponds. Ferrell hogs are literally reshaping the landscape. Just because they're hungry, they dig these big holes in the ground looking for stuff to eat. We came out only to find holes five foot wide, a foot and a half. And this is not just in the country.

They are swarming suburbs. They're swarming cities. A pack of wild hogs. We counted more than a dozen running through the streets of this quiet subdivision. They're running into traffic, causing car accidents. I made a split-second decision to just grip the steering wheel and just drive straight through them. They dig up the foundations of buildings. They're in cemeteries.

And my deceased husband is buried right there. So it's, yes, it's heartbreaking. According to the USDA, Farrowhawks have played a role in the decline of nearly three. 300 native plants and animals in the United States. They kill household pets. They eat bird eggs. They snack on lambs and calves. They've been found with baby sea turtles in their bellies.

But the place where they do the most damage is crops. One expert I spoke to told me she has not been able to find a crop that feral hogs won't eat. And if you really want to understand what this destruction looks like, you have to go to the place where feral hogs are at their worst. Texas. Farrel hog population, 3 million. Hello. Hi, Richard.

Yes. Do you have a minute right now? Yes, sir. Yeah, sure do. So this is Richard Byer. He's a farmer down in Palaches, a town on the southeastern coast of Texas. And like every farmer I talked to, he was completely happy to drop what he was doing and talked to a stranger on the phone about how much he hates feral hogs.

I mean, at planting time, you would plant till eight or nine o'clock and then go right around at night with your night vision and check your fields to see if you could find a pack of hogs out in what you had just planted. You know, you may leave your field about 1030, 11 o'clock that night. Then you would go home and get a shower and eat supper and then try to be back out at your field by about, you know, three or four in the morning to try to check them again. Have you ever had it that you go out, so you finish planning at like 10.30 at night, you go out and check at 3 or 4 in the morning, and the hogs have come? Yeah, a lot of cases, you'll catch them out there.

Sometimes they've already come and gone. How much money do you think you've lost to hogs? For me personally, it's well over. It's in the hundreds of thousands. Richard says with the hogs, there's just no ceiling to the amount of damage that they can do. When insects damages crops, he just has to find the right insecticide. When there's a fungus, there's a fungicide. With feral hogs, though, they just keep coming.

They've very few natural predators. Which means that when you talk to farmers, all of them have just come up with their own sort of coyote versus roadrunner solutions to the problem. For instance, I talked to this guy Tommy Henderson, who grows wheat over in Clay County. Hi, Tommy. Yes. Hi, my name's PJ Vote. Gene Hall from the Texas Farm Bureau gave me your number. Okay.

I'm a journalist working on a story about Farrell Hogs. Yes. He said you might be a person to talk to. Could be. Yeah. How bad are they for you? They're bad. Let me give you a YouTube video.

Yeah. And you watch it. It's our video. I'm going to give you the name of it right now. now, and you look it up on it on YouTube. Okay. It's called Insane Feral Hog Eradication. Insane, Farrell, Hog, Eradication.

All right, let me watch. What is it? That is a Polaris, ATV, and then we've got thermal vision, too. So that glitchy sound you hear, that's gunshots. Tommy's partner is using a shotgun with a silencer. You see everything from a GoPro on the front of Tommy's ATV. His headlights sweep across the field immediately a bunch of hogs galps by. You see the laser side of the gun, land on a target, shoot it, aim at another.

There's a real steel team 6 vibe to the whole thing. Except this two-man elite military squad, they're targeting hogs. In the beginning, they're shooting them from four. far off, and the hogs look kind of cute. They've got these bouncy little butts. But as the video progresses, they get closer, and you just realize how big they are. They're huge, they're hairy, they're tusked. They hit another bigger herd. The green laser side of the gun picks the hog off. It rolls off screen, just over and over and over. Pretty soon, it feels overwhelming. There's so many hogs. They're everywhere. It looks like the last level of a zombie video game. The moment before the

hero just gets fully enveloped in the horde. You know, we just get out and make the round. Some nights we'll see, oh, when we're out, we may see anywhere from 1,500 hogs some nights. How do you personally feel about the hogs? I wish they were all gone. Every single one of them? Every single one of them. Tommy hates the hog so much because during planting season, he has to do this four nights a week

on top of his regular work. But here's the problem. When he posted the video, the point he was trying to make was the feral hogs are out of control and also that he and his partner are very good at killing them. But when people saw the video, the thing that they took away was that killing feral hogs seems extremely fun. It looks like it has like two million views. Yeah. Were you surprised to go viral? Oh, yeah.

I've been talking to people about feral hogs for weeks before I started to understand this part of the problem, which is that it turns out that the fact that hogs are fun to kill, is actually making them harder to get rid of. So let me explain. Since the 90s, in an effort to control hog populations, Texas has continuously relaxed the laws around killing feral hogs. They wanted to get rid of them, and so they told people,

you can hunt them year-round, you can kill as many as you want. The goal was to help farmers like Tommy. The problem was at the same time, they were also helping this growing industry of hog hunters. Hog hunters who want there to be at least some hogs in Texas so that they can charge people to kill them.

They get to kill hogs in ways that they'd never be allowed to kill another animal, ways that every year get more baroque and more absurd. They shoot them out of helicopters. That's fun, Brad. I love it. Love it.

All right, guys, light them up. Hunting feral hogs from hot air balloon. They're about 100-plus yards. They track them with drones. There's a small family, three, maybe four. Lead me to him. Where do I go? Shoot, James. Shoot.

They blow them up using explosives. Here we go. Bye-bye, babe. And every time they do this, they take a video, and a bunch of people see that video, and they think, I'd like to get in on that action. There are now hog hunting TV shows. I are professional hog hunters from Texas. Every day, you can turn on your TV and watch people wearing camo running through the brush of South Texas killing hogs. So that is why they're now feral hogs in so many states.

It's not because they walked. It's because people smuggled them to new places so that they too could experience the joy of killing them. And what they didn't realize or didn't care about is that the hogs could reproduce faster than they could be killed. In Texas, almost a million hogs are killed every year. They'd have to more than double that just for the population to hold steady. So how do you solve a problem when a lot of people are having so much fun trying to solve it?

that they never actually do. In 2017, a local politician announced that actually, it was simple. He'd figured it out. The guy's name is Sid Miller. He's the Texas Commissioner of Agriculture. He's a Fox News regular, loves to wear a giant white cowboy hat. A local newspaper once called him a French cartoonist caricature of a Texan, which feels exactly right. Sid loves big, flashy solutions to complicated problems.

This week, State Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller okayed a new hog lure, laced with a pesticide called warfarin that acts much like rat poison. He said, prepare for a hog apocalypse. The poison was called kaput. It's basically warfarin, which is a poison that's been used on rats. But it had never been used for anything as large as hogs in the United States. But Sid was saying, this is an emergency. There's no time for independent studies of this thing.

The hog apocalypse is happening now. A lot of people were watching this, and I spoke to one of them, this hog hunter named Bruce Honeycutt. On Facebook, they had an article from a piper. in San Angelo, okay? And Sid Miller, the Texas Commissioner of Agriculture, basically telling everybody that he had the apocalypse of hogs. Well, I didn't know what that was.

I pulled it up on the internet, Caput. And when I looked at the label, I went ballistic. I mean, it just flew all over me. What Bruce read on the label was that any animal poison with kaput had to be then found and buried at least 18 inches under the ground. And if that didn't happen, dogs could eat the poison, they could die, people could eat poison hog meat. To Bruce, it was very clear that this was dangerous. So he gets in his car, he drives the six hours to Austin to talk to Sid Miller in person.

Turns out Sid Miller is a surprisingly responsive politician. So we get in the meeting room and everybody sitting around the table. And I asked him, I said, Mr. Miller, I said, I don't want anybody saying, I said something I didn't say in this meeting. you don't want anybody saying you said something you didn't say. So do you mind if I record this meeting? And I held my phone up. And he said, no, that'll be fine. Okay.

I have, first off, the question I'm going to ask you, are you looking at the same product label that I am when you say this is 100% safe? I never said it was 100%. Okay. That product label right there says all animals. That's what I say? All animal, every one of them.

has to be recovered and put 18 inches under the ground. Right. Okay? How are you going to do that? It says you have to put it in a brushy area. How are you going to find all them, Mr. Miller? You're not. I guess we should take that off the label because it's not doable.

It's not. We'll take it off. But in case you didn't catch that, Cid is saying, if you're worried about people following the rules, fine. We'll just delete the rules from the warning label, which is not at all what Bruce is asking for. Some of the other things that says in there,

Animals that feed on those carcasses are going to die. It can kill them. Whether you say it or not, the label says it will. Okay? We can adjust that too. You're not getting the point. I can't take a chance of cleaning a hog that I don't know has been poison. It eats on his feeder one day of poison.

I get it. And the next day he comes to my feeder and my guy kills him. He's got poison in it. Okay? He's got poison in it. If you had to imagine something worse than feral hogs, it's probably this. A really dangerous poison, potentially killing animals and hurting people. It's like the way you take care of the rats in your house is just by nuking your whole building.

I called Sid to ask him about this. Again, he's a surprisingly responsive politician. And he said the problem is actually Bruce, the guy who made the recording. The opposition put out a lot of erroneous and false and misleading information that simply wasn't true. What do you feel like they got wrong? Well, that how dangerous that this product was. It's absolutely safe. I mean, it didn't, you know, a turkey would have to eat 12 pounds.

A cow would have to eat 800 pounds, you know. It's just a dog would have to eat 30 pounds of it. I mean, just eating that much of cake, no matter what it is. My understanding is that these hogs can get really huge, like two or three hundred pounds. That's true. I don't understand how you make something that can kill them at their size but won't kill things that are smaller or be dangerous to humans? Well, they're kind of in the rodent family.

So it works on them just like it does rats or mice, and the hogs are kind of the same in that same classification. So it actually causes liver damage and causes them to hemorrhage on the inside, but it doesn't affect any other mammal. Well, it could possibly affect a black bear, which we don't really have any in Texas, very few. This conversation turned to me around so much

that I literally Googled our pigs, rodents when I was done. They're not, and Texans, who presumably already know facts like this, did not find Sid's arguments persuasive. An unholy alliance was formed between the Texas Hoghunter's Association and PETA, probably a first in Texas history,

a judge intervened, the company behind Caput got scared and withdrew from the state. Sid lost. Which, when I first heard the story, I was pretty sure it was a good thing. But then last week, I talked to somebody who convinced

me that maybe the problem with Sid's solution was actually that he hadn't gone far enough. So first of all, I can just tell me your name and what you do. My name is Stephanie Schwiff. I am a research economist and project leader of the economics project for the U.S. Department of Agriculture's National Wildlife Research Center. Stephanie and her team spend most of their time at the federal government just trying to catalog the damage that feral hogs are doing and that they could do. She told me that it is possible to imagine a world where one of the many diseases that feral hogs transmit creates a catastrophe. And if they get a foreign animal disease, for example, like African swine fever, right? And if

they were to get that, I mean, that's a done deal. What do you mean that's a done deal? Well, I mean, African swine fever will shut down our ability to export. That is a OIE reportable disease. And basically, once you get that, trade shuts down. It absolutely shuts down. That's why Stephanie is in favor of an extreme solution. So first of all, she's pro-toxicants. Even though, unlike Sid, she fully acknowledges that Caput is nasty. Well, have you ever seen an animal die from Warfriend? No.

It's awful. It's horrible. They bleed out of every orifice, basically. It's not a good way to go, right? And you may hate frail swine, but nobody wants to see something die a horrible death. Stephanie says scientists are currently researching alternative toxicants, and she really hopes they find a better one. But right now, kaput is what we have.

And it might be the one we have to go with. One way to think about it is it's basically like chemotherapy in the early days. I mean, chemotherapy is atoxicant. There is no way around it, right? It is going in there and it is killing everything. And nobody wants chemotherapy. Nobody wants that. But you're sitting there and you're like, well, I could either do chemo or I could die.

what we understand with chemotherapy, right, is we understand the tradeoffs better. And I feel like the American public, we don't understand what a cancer, wild pigs are. So convincing the entire state of Texas to sign up for hog chemo, tricky. We know that. But even if you could, the second part of Stephanie's plan, it sounds like something that when Texans hear about it, they're going to say, you know, never mind. Just give me the double dose of chemo. So first thing you need to do is make hunting a least. legal. Because if it's legal, then there will always be incentive to have them. You're never going to eliminate something if there's an incentive to keep it. So it's basically like, as complicated as the

problem is, it's really stop hunting, find a toxicant that people can live with, time. Yeah. So you, but you think it's possible, like in your lifetime or in my lifetime, like that they could be eradicated or they could be controlled? No. I think we can begin to, I don't think it'll be in my lifetime or your lifetime that we will eradicate for El Swine. There's simply too many. I think we'll begin to slow their movement and push them back, but no. A month ago, I set out to answer a question which, it turns out, is legit. What should Willie McNabb do about the 30 to 50 feral hogs that run into his yard within three to five minutes while his small kids play? And turns out the answer is you don't solve that problem with an assault rifle or a hunting. rifle or even at the level of Willie at all. Whatever solution we find, it's going to require us to do the stuff we're really awful at,

balancing all these competing human interests from people who are suffering in different ways, benefiting in different ways, who will be exposed to different amounts of risk. It makes you realize another advantage the hogs have is that they all basically want the same thing. They don't spend a lot of time bickering. But then again, we've got people like Willie. When Willie posted his original tweet, he got so much shit from people who just told him, this is simple. You got some pigs you don't like put up a fence. Was it annoying for you? Because like I think part of what also happened with your tweet is that it reached an audience of people, a lot of whom don't live in rural areas, don't, you know, aren't sort of, aren't a pretty different reality from you.

And so you're arguing with people about how to take care of the hogs and all of a sudden they're just like Googling stuff about fences. Do you know what I mean? You're trying to explain the situation that you concretely live in to people that don't? Yeah, it is. But you know, I, I don't pretend to know how to fix problems in our major cities. Like Chicago has become this thing for the right that they just go after about all these problems in Chicago. You know, I don't know the problems in Chicago. And when people talk about the problems in Chicago and the gun problems and the gang problems,

just because I don't understand them, don't make them any less real. The same type of problems. And somebody that just tweets how to capture a hog and here's a fence or here's a trap and that's how you do it, there's a lot more to the debate than just a 10-second Google search of how to stop it. If you would like to talk to Willie about Farrell Hogs, he's still up for it. You can find him on Twitter at Willie McNabb. Reply Al is hosted by me, PJ Vote, and Alex Goldman. We're produced by Shruti Pinmanani, Fia Bennon, Damiano Marquetti, Anna Foli, Jessica Young, and Emmanuel Jochi.

Our executive producer is Tim Howard. We were mixed by Rick Kwan, backchecking by Michelle Harris. Our interns are Emily Rostick and Rachel Cohn. This is our last week with Emily. Thanks so much for all your hard work. Our theme music is by the mysterious breakmaster cylinder. Special thanks this week to Stephen Ditchcoff, my cousin Kip Layton for explaining me how I'm hunting is fun,

Bethany Friesenhan, and Gene Hall. Matt Lieber is starting a new job. We'll miss you, Matt. Thanks for listening. We'll see you in three weeks.