Review Revue - BONUS FRIDAY: HAM Radios
Episode Date: October 22, 2021This week Geoff and Reilly go HAM for HAM RADIOS, experience true FOMO, and desire extremities.  IG: @reillyanspaugh & @geoffreyjames Twitter: @reilecoyote & @GeoffBoyardee ... Advertise on Review Revue via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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When I'm on the mic,
everything
everything Jeff said I couldn't hear
because Zoom audio sucks,
but this theme song is really great,
and now we're gonna do a bonus episode.
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Woo!
We got reviews. Holy shit.
That was not my best verse of all time.
I wish, I can't wait to hear what yours is when this podcast comes out. You're going to hate it.
Because I can't, what were you talking about?
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No, wine. Oh wine oh okay that's good
no i love yeah but i but the idea was that i wouldn't ever even uncork it what is what do
you mean like you'd buy it and just like it's for show um not even that because that would be cool
you'd buy it and just keep it in like a cupboard yes correct okay and it would be horrible wine
okay so what's the point
hmm what's never not everything needs a point like we need to make meaning out of everything
you are and i've said this about the head gun podcast you are dadaism do you know what dada is
yes i know what dada you are dada i actually really really like, to have it be that way for me. Let's just say daddy's dada.
Let's say dada is dada.
It's really resonating with me, actually.
Hell yeah.
Who sent in that song?
That was fucking sick.
They went from Foe U to On Zoom.
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He says, now I don't listen to musical theater, nor The Grateful Dead, nor Blood on the Dance Floor, was the best that came in from Jay holy shit he says
now I don't listen
to musical theater
nor the Grateful Dead
nor Blood on the Dance Floor
nor John Mayer
I did however
listen to the new Kanye
so you're getting
a parody of Off the Grid
that was really good
he wants to plug
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forward slash
I'm Spector
I am
and then
like the James Bond movie
that was amazing
yeah
hold on a second sorry I am currently
fostering a dog and he's getting peanut butter all over the floor so let me just I'm sorry
emergencies in 10 minutes I guess I'll vamp until then I I'm off Celsius I think one of my
shook me's was uh was that I'm drinking Celsius and I can't no I was vamping I was filling time
by talking shit and I was no I was sayinging. I was filling time. By talking shit?
No, I was saying I can't drink Celsius anymore.
It's too much.
Your whole thing was Celsius.
For a week.
For a week.
Don't use that tone.
Hey, don't ever, ever use that tone with me again, Jeffrey Aaron James.
I swear to God I'm going to tell your father about this.
Don't tell my dad.
I'm going to tell your dad about this.
Don't tell my dad. I'm going to. your dad about this. Don't tell my dad.
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Unless you change your act.
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No.
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Family?
Welcome back to another Bonus Friday. Not in this family. Family? Welcome back to another bonus
Friday. Jeff, what's going on? You're in New York.
I'm in the Grand
Apple. The Grand
Bum.
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Bum.
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Got it.
I love New York. I want to move here so bad i know i really like august i was
like this is cool i'd love to move here but i won't and now i'm like looking into subletting
if you move there i will cry it'll be fine we'll i i don't think i i can't move here permanently
i don't think so i was talking toah. His friend might need a subletter.
But I'd have to find a subletter for my spot, which would piss off my roommates.
So it still probably won't happen.
But God, that would be amazing.
It would be like the holiday.
You would, it would be like you are, okay, are you Kate Winslet or Cameron Diaz in like this life swap for a little bit?
Cameron Diaz, because I can't cry.
Okay.
So you're Cameron Diaz, because I can't cry. Okay, so you're Cameron Diaz
and then you're going to, instead of New York,
I'm sorry, instead of a tiny little cottage
outside of London, it's the Big Apple.
And then, so Micah's friend.
It's the entire city.
It's the entire city.
Because you said tiny cottage
and then the equivalence of that
would be like a tiny studio,
but then you said just the entire city.
No, it's the entire city.
And then Micah's friend is Kate Winslet
and he's gonna cry in her bedroom. No, it's the entire city. And then Micah's friend is Kate Winslet.
And he's going to cry in her bedroom. It wouldn't be a housing swap.
He just has a second bedroom that he needs to rent out.
Never mind then.
Fuck it.
Like I said, I'm fostering a dog.
His name is Romeo.
He's an angel.
Yeah.
He is an angel.
He's perfect.
He gives hugs.
Literally, he wants to be everyone's best friend. He's a a border collie mix he's a year and a half oh dude Romeo come here so not an angel right he's
spreading peanut butter on a carpet no he just I gave him a kong for the app and what is that
it's just it's a toy you can like stuff food into. And so he loves squeaky toys, but obviously audio medium, that's not great.
Round me up.
Sorry.
Oh my God.
Hey, hey, hey.
Bring that over here.
Bring that over here.
So he's wonderful.
He literally gives hugs.
Yeah.
He like, if you're sitting down on the floor with him, he will put if one, if he wants
to be pet, he will put his paw on your shoulder and just look at you and then he'll lean in
and put his head on your shoulder.
That's so cute.
And he wants to be everyone's friend.
The amount of times we stop on walks because he's upset that he can't like go meet everybody
and like hang out with everybody.
He's just, he, he's fantastic.
That's amazing.
Um, yeah, he's a a sweetie so that's been fun
um we've had him since last friday today's wednesday so we've had him for like five days
have you given him any ham um no ham but i went ham looking for reviews on ham radios.
Jeffrey picked today's topic.
Obviously.
Yeah, you're going to go back and forth.
And then you were like, this time you were like, what should we do for the bonus episode?
And I just said ham radios.
Why?
Not a list.
Because it's car related and technically these are supposed to be related to auto something adjacent.
Not all of them have been, but I don't know.
Ham radios are funny to me, the people who get into them.
So I don't really know what they are still.
They're like long.
Somebody's probably going to say that this is wrong and I haven't looked this up,
but my understanding of them is that they're basically like extremely long range walkie talkies.
Truckers use them a lot to communicate with other truckers for whatever reason. And you can talk to
people at a crazy distance.
Yeah. And I read somewhere
that they might be illegal because they
like to just use recreationally
without a license or something because
they interfere with radio
frequencies, but that also might have been a
fallacy. Just get a phone.
What's that? If you want to talk to someone
that you don't know, just put in a random
number on a phone and dial it.
Well, it is outdated technology, but I think some people
use it because you can just grab it and press the button.
You don't need a license for a phone.
But it's more expensive. You have to pay for a phone plan.
This is free once you buy it and all this other stuff
and you're getting flippant again.
Whatever. I guess it just
depends on who you ask.
What's your experience with a ham radio what's my experience with the thing that i just asked you what they are um that's a great
question jeffrey um and i pride myself on being curious yeah um none i'm gonna go with a big fat goose egg in that way um but i mean like even just in in
looking up the reviews uh there's so much um like engineering technical terms around it that i had
no idea what i was looking at um but i guess it like i don't know this isn't this isn't ham radio
experience but there is a website where it's like in what are different local radio stations going on anywhere in the world.
And that's exciting.
So I think there is an excitement to like, oh, I can just, I don't know.
It's like chat roulette, but radio.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
So that's fun.
Did you ever use walkie-talkies?
I know this isn't a walkie-talkie yet, but because it's kind of like that. I think walkie-talkies are's fun. Did you ever do, did you ever use walkie talkies? I know this isn't a walkie talkie yet, but, but because it's kind of like that, I think
walkie talkies are super fun.
I used to use them with like, I don't know, like there was, especially in like the aughts,
there was always like walkie talkies for kids so that kids could talk to each other from
the basement and they're like the second floor of a house.
And that was awesome.
But now it's just like, just send a voice memo, right?
Just send a voice memo and that's walkie talkie.
Yeah, but like, you know, when we're parents, we'll probably have to limit screen time.
I don't think so.
I think right out the womb, I'm giving the little fucker an iPad mini.
By then, they'll have something completely different.
You're going to give them an iPad mini from 2021?
I'm going to give them a 2021 iPad mini.
Jeff, any experience
with ham,
little porker radios?
None, but my buddy Harry,
one of my best friends
from home,
used to toy with them.
Sorry.
He used to toy with them now.
Yeah, don't call him that
if you meet him
because like,
that'll really hurt his,
that'll really get to him.
Little hammy.
Yeah.
Little oinky.
What's that? Little oinky. Oinky little char. So not even close to Harry at this point. hammy that'll really hurt is that'll really get to him little hammy yeah because it's so what's
that little oinky oinky little so not even close to harry at this point now you're just calling him
a sow um should we get into it yeah better call sow i don't even know what better call
is about so i can't even create the logline Better Call Sal is just the sequel to Babe, Pig in the Big City
Oh my god
Babe got into some trouble now he's
Better Call Sal
He started dealing crystal meth
Yeah
Which I don't even think is what Sal does
Sorry I fully interrupted you so Harry
Um
He loves engineering stuff so he used
to toy with shit and one of the things that he would toy with
Was a ham radio
Oh my god
He's a cheerleader
He's Romeo
Stop it
Come here
Come here
Jeff, would you like to kick us off
With your first review?
I would
This comes from Stephanie
Do you want to give her a last name?
Stephanie
Obviously Bethany Stephanie Stephanie Bethany last name stephanie um obviously bethany stephan stephanie bethany no that's beth
okay that's easier to say stephanie bethany is like a vocal warm-up uh all right stephanie
bethany uh five stars um i do not have the product name it's a, it's the first ham radio that comes up
on Amazon.
Radio works great.
Went on a camping trip this past weekend.
Communication and clarity over radios between vehicles was great.
Even separated by a mile.
Um, I thought that was such a funny idea to like keep communication between the two cars
on like driving up for a weekend. And like, you the two cars on driving up for a weekend.
And you know when you drive up for a weekend, everybody's like, oh, fun car!
To try and make the other car jealous.
Yeah.
It's like you and me are in a car on the way up.
Yeah, Peter, Gracie, what are you guys up to?
We're getting a little bored here.
Four hour trip, right?
Oh my god! Stop it! Stop it, guys! Turn the music down! Gracie, what are you guys up to? We're getting a little bored here. Four-hour trip, right? Oh, my God.
Stop it.
Stop it, guys.
Turn the music down.
Turn the music down.
Hey, guys.
Oh, my God.
I hope you're having the best time.
We are having the best time.
We're switching up DJs over here.
What are you guys listening to?
They shoot each other looks.
Yeah, we're having a ton of fun, too.
We actually hadn't thought to put music on.
What do you want to listen to?
What's something really fun?
Like a really fun song?
I mean, maybe like, I don't know.
I'm just kind of feeling more mellow.
Like, is there any way we could like put on like some Yo-Yo Ma and take a nap?
I can't.
I'm at the wheel, so I can't take a nap.
Can we take a nap?
What do you guys?
We have some Kesha going.
We have some Kesha going on back here, you guys.
Oh, fuck.
I love Kesha.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
Guys, pass the snacks.
Pass the snacks.
Snacks?
What?
What if we put red vines as straws in Diet Coke?
What?
Why didn't we bring snacks?
Oh, I brought snacks.
I just, we kind of have like some, oh, well, I have a half-eaten Nutri-Grain bar.
Oh my God.
If you're interested in that at all.
That's the driest shit ever.
Oh, here, let me just open it.
It goes everywhere?
Oh.
Oh, come on.
Oh, I'm so, I mean, there's still parts that are salvageable.
Oh, sorry.
Now they're getting deeper into the seats.
Just forget it.
Forget it.
I don't need a snack.
I don't need a snack.
Okay, I don't know about you guys in that car, but we are starting a little game of strip I spy.
Things are getting pretty crazy over here.
You guys are all so, yeah, you're so hot, too.
That must be fun.
I spy with my little eye something green.
Is it the green light?
Yes, it is.
I guess I have to take my top off.
No, why aren't these visual radios?
Visual radios.
I don't think that's a thing.
Okay.
Why don't we play strip something?
Why don't we play, you know, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
99 bottles of beer.
Take one down.
Pass it around.
99 bottles of beer on the wall.
Oh, you messed up.
You didn't say. You said you weren't in tune. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Oh, you messed up. You didn't say, you said not, you like weren't in tune.
You just take, take your shirt off or something.
I'm not going to take my shirt off.
Come on.
Let me, or like your hair tie.
No, I don't want my hair.
Well, now that I'm eating a Nutri-Grain.
What are you guys up to now?
This is, help, just talk to me, please.
We're all making out in the backseat.
No!
It's getting very crazy.
He leans over.
Ryan, Rebecca, kiss me.
Just kiss me.
What the fuck?
It's platonic.
It's fun.
It's just a car game.
It's a car game.
Fine, fine.
It's like a really dry.
Oh, your lips are so chapped.
What?
That's what you wanted.
He's still leaning over.
No, I wanted like a nice smooch.
They start hitting like the bumps on the side of the freeway.
Oh, oh no. they go over the barrier get hit by a truck
they finally spin out to the side of the road guys we lost you where'd you go sorry we all
just like we were just all having vigorous sex with each other. The best sex of our lives. Are you guys okay?
I totaled my Mazda.
No.
Okay, well, we're going to keep driving.
And you just let us know when you guys are there safe, okay?
No, I want to come with.
Rebecca, let's just, we can hitchhike, right?
That's fine.
That'll be fun.
Actually, AAA is going to come.
They said, it's going to be like six hours.
So, I mean, we can play the 99 Bottles song if you want to keep singing that.
I don't want to play that anymore.
You were so bad at it.
I sang the correct lyrics.
I don't know what else you want from me.
Oh, my God.
Why did five people go in the other car and it was just us?
We could have comfortably done four and three.
Well, because this is the fun car.
No, don't. I didn't need an
answer. I'm just frustrated. This is
the fun car. I made sure that you and
I were in this car together because this is the
fun car and everyone knows there's a fun car. You're spitting on me
through your adult braces.
There's a fun car. There's a boring
car. I'm walking
home.
Want a Nutri-Green bar?
Die.
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Riley, what's your review?
Oh, here we go.
This is for President Lincoln 2 Plus Meter Ham Radio.
What?
That's the brand name?
Five stars from Big Misfit, and you can pick the last name.
That's their first and middle name.
Okay, Big Misfit.
Big Misfit. Big Misfit.
Autour.
Big Misfit Autour.
Five stars.
Can you hear the barking?
Not really.
Okay.
Five stars.
The title is Christmas Present.
I bought this for my husband for Christmas and he absolutely loves this radio.
He says it's a very good one.
That's it.
That just made me laugh.
It's like in a sea of everyone being like, and this tech thing, this tech thing, this tech thing.
And just imagine like this person giving their husband this ham radio thinking like they're going to everything.
And they're just like, it's good.
It's a good thing that you gave me.
Merry Christmas, Gerard oh honey I love you so much and I know we've already done
I know I've given you a couple presents, a couple shirts, a pair of socks
but this is the big one and this is something that I know
that you love more than anything.
Oh, my God.
Do you have any idea what it could be?
Is it an addition to my earring collection?
I hope it's that.
It's not that.
Any other guesses?
You are obsessed with this.
I know you, and this is, like, all you think about.
I don't want to guess if it's not an addition to my earring collection. Oh, come on, open it!
You're gonna love it! I'll open it, I'll open it.
Okay. Opens it up.
Merry Christmas!
Santa really knew what you wanted!
I'm Santa.
It's a bread box!
Yes! I love bread, no, I do appreciate this.
It's really good.
It's really, yeah, I know, It's really good. It's really, yeah, I know.
It's really good.
It's the best on the market.
What are you?
Come on, you can be excited.
I am excited.
Yeah, it's a bread box.
It's good.
It looks sturdy.
Gonna be good for holding bread.
That's stupid.
No, sorry, this was a really dumb gift.
I should just take it back. I should just start packing it back up. It's stupid. No, don, sorry, this was a really dumb gift. I should just, I should just
take it back. I start packing it back up. It's stupid. No, don't pack it. I'll use it. I'll use
it because it's good. I thought you'd be excited. I thought this would be like the thing. And I know
I've been working on being a better gift giver, but I really thought I hit out of the park this
year. That's not even what you need to work on. I feel like you need to work on like adjusting
your expectations. And when things don't go quite the way you hope, that's also fine.
You want me to react however you kind of built it up in your head.
But I like the gift.
No, I don't think it's that.
I think it's more about the gift that I give.
I don't think it's how I react because it's like, yeah, in my mind, you'd be jumping for joy.
You'd be writing me.
I'd be writing you as we speak.
And you'd be shouting bread box, bread box.
But that's not what happened.
Cut to her at work.
Yeah, I really appreciate the bonus.
It's really going to help my family out.
I appreciate it.
This is stupid.
I take it back.
What?
You start shredding the check.
This is dumb. What are you doing? No? I start shredding the check. This is dumb.
What are you doing?
No, why'd you do that?
Oh, you couldn't have had this big of a reaction
for getting the check in the first place?
What's the point of me giving it to you
if I were gonna be like, oh yeah, it's nice?
Cut to her at her father's funeral.
She did the entire ceremony.
And so,
Daddy,
you're not in pain anymore,
and I love you.
I hope you're proud of your little girl.
Everybody, like, nods along
solemnly with, like,
all general air of approval that it was a good
eulogy. I tip the
casket over. This is so stupid. Fuck this.
This is so horrible. What are you doing?
Dad!
Oh!
Why wasn't it this?
Why wasn't it
Oh!
Oh!
Rebecca had a great eulogy
Tears streaming
This is nothing
Oh now you care about his sorry ass
What about my eulogy?
Cut to her on judgment day
And Eliza
God here
Obviously
Rebecca You couldn't even remember my name God
but it's okay I forgive you you're God
you were always meant to be Eliza
really?
your earthly name was Rebecca
sorry I forget
my old age
listen you had an amazing life
a friend to all
a loyal
spouse and an incredible mother You had an amazing life. A friend to all. A loyal spouse.
And an incredible mother.
You're getting into heaven.
This is so dumb!
I throw down my wings and my halo.
I hate this!
What?
I wanted, I wanted, like, why couldn't you just be like oh you're You're gonna be my right hand
You are gonna be you are gonna be
That's Gabriel I know but like this
What's the point send me down send me
Downstairs this is dumb I don't even want this
Anymore cut to her in hell
Oh hey thanks for coming I guess
Make yourself at home it's all awful though
Oh my god
What's the fucking point?
What did you want from me?
I want to be your right hand.
What's the point if it's not like the most extreme of anything?
That's Valak is my right hand, man.
Where can I go from here?
This is the extreme, by the way.
You're sleeping in fire.
Really?
No way.
That's what you wanted this whole time.
Yes.
Really.
Thank you.
Here's a bread box.
Oh, it's good.
Made of...
God damn it!
All right, should we do our last segment?
Yeah.
This shook me all week long!
You season three.
You season three.
Yes, we love you.
It is, it's just wild.
I mean,
it's just,
it takes it to the nth degree,
but it's so much fun.
Like it's so unrealistic.
It's so much fun.
It's just a great ride.
I had an amazing time.
Watch the finale.
Lost my mind.
I just,
it's very fun.
I'd love to be a love Quinn and have Daniel be Joe Goldberg for Halloween,
but he doesn't know that I texted him that,
but he hasn't responded yet. So we'll see if, does he watch you? for Halloween but he doesn't know that I texted him that but he hasn't responded yet so we'll see does he watch you
yes but he hasn't seen this season
we'll see we'll see it's that or
I want to be Daniel Elizabeth and I
be the rowdy ref boys from Powerpuff Girls
which are the boy alter egos
of the Powerpuff Girls
I had my what shook me right after that
what about you that was really good
my what shook me glad after that. What about you? That was really good. Thank you.
My what shook me?
Glad you asked.
I'm gonna, actually, you know what? I'm gonna go with these pants.
I got some Levi's chore pants.
Let me see.
And they fit just so.
Oh, they're great.
They also look kind of like your skin tone.
So at first I'm like, are they shorts?
It actually almost is exactly my skin tone. It kind of looks like you're not wearing pants racist no not racist um that's
also what i love about it i get to go bottomless at bottomless you can find the riley anspa on
instagram i what you just like imagine like someone like, oh my god, it looks like you're not wearing pants.
And you're just like, wow, racist.
I keep walking.
I get hit by a bus.
No, I just thought it just looks like, wow, wow.
No, it just, sorry, I shouldn't have said anything.
It does look like you're flashing people, though.
It looks like you're flashing your dick.
Yeah.
And I'm not wearing pants, we should say.
I was with somebody the other day, and uh i was i was meeting them and i was like they were like what's your last name i was like jeffrey or james and they were like really like that's not
what i thought your last name would be i'm like oh really what do you think it's gonna be patel
no no no i thought it's just it's just a first name and i like got i like to make them sweat
but also i was worried that they were being racist.
Well sure, I mean like that's very fair.
But yeah, white people will
sweat at anything.
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That sounded like
a hymn. It was.
That I just made up.
The mystery of me.
The mystery of me.
You'll never get me.
Alright.
Thanks so much for listening to this bonus
Friday episode guys. We'll see you guys again
on Tuesday or should I say
Tuesday
Tuesday
yeah
have a great weekend everybody
or don't
you don't have to