Review Revue - BONUS FRIDAY: Yahoo Answer Question

Episode Date: August 28, 2020

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I just want to know how you feel. I want a love that's so proud and real. You make me want to go out and steal. I just want to rent you. Oh, Riley and sports. You're back in the angels. Hollyweird, California. How does it feel to be home? Home.

It feels good and strange because I've been gone for a month, which is crazy. Four weeks? I thought it was three weeks. It's been four weeks. No, wait, let me check. We a month, which is crazy. Has it been four weeks? I thought it was three weeks. It's been four weeks. No, wait, let me check. We left two, three, four. Yeah, four weeks today. We left.

That's a long time. Although I've been gone for three months and I'm acting like you. But to be on the road for a month is like being home for a year. It was an awesome trip. I am very happy we're home. Rosebud Thorn. We got back in. Or Rose Th happy we're home. Rosebud Thorn.

We got back in. Or Rose Thorn Bud. Rosebud Thorn. Thorn Rosebud, sorry. Thorn. There were some, like, honestly, the driving days weren't too bad. Like, the longest day we had was yesterday slash the first day of our trip where we did L.A. to Park City, Utah. And that's, like, ten and a half hours.

So long. So that's the longest's what's the turn for you? Everybody has a different threshold. Is it six hours? Honestly, after doing this trip, like, I think the turn for me, anything over like seven hours is like, Oh, okay, we got to strap in. But anything below that is like, this is fine. And because Daniel and I, we split it up evenly. So it's like every day we would be like, okay, you know, so yesterday it's like we each took total, you know, five hours and 15 minutes. But like we split it up. So it's like I drove for an hour and a half.

Then Daniel drove for two hours. Then I drove for three and a half. And so I think the Thorn was just like, the Thorn was the last hour of each drive. Right. Because that's when it's like, oh, I just really want to be there. The Rose was seeing our families. Like that's why we did like, oh, I just really want to be there. The Rose was seeing our families. Like, that's why we did the trip is because we haven't seen, I haven't seen my dad and Daniel hadn't seen his family in like seven months.

Yeah. And so we made a point, like we all got tested. We did the trip as safe as we could and we're all good, which is very grateful for that. So just to see them and spend time with them was really great. And the Bud, oh, bitch, bitch i'm gonna be a camping girl i don't know a couple weeks ago i said that's what i wanted to do yeah but i'm gonna make this dream a reality where are you gonna go i'm gonna be so fucking granola you're gonna be like oh too crunchy you're gonna be you're gonna be granola i'm gonna be granola so you don't even mean it in the crunchy sense like oh people from burlington are crunchy i'm going to turn into oats yeah i will be oats where are you gonna camp

what's your first camping go to i would like to go to yosemite because i've never been and that's that's a place i would like to go i learned a month ago that you have to book it as soon as it opens because it's like first come, first serve. Unless you want to drive up at like 4 a.m. and like get your spot. But it's unbelievable how fast they fill up, especially during quarantine. That makes sense.

Yeah, which sucks, but you know, it is what it is. What have you been up to? Going through puberty? Going through puberty. And I obviously lost my virginity, which is huge news um it was to a desk it was to a desk um so not to a human i'm still not to a human person well i lost my my furniture virginity which is kind of a big day in a man's life um i very big mouth of you very jay from big mouth very very good very jason manzoukas i had this antique, right? It was sort of a farmhouse tabletop. And for lack of a better term, I sort of nailed it. Nailed it! Nicole Byer style.

Nicole Byer style! No, I built a desk. So you didn't fuck a desk? No, I didn't fuck it. That's a good idea, actually. No, you're going to get so many splinters. Don't do that. No, not much is going on. Truly, yeah, we've had some exciting meetings recently.

That's what I'm most excited about. Still with the family. Oh, my brother-in-law is back. He was in Australia. And he's quarantining in a guest bedroom for the next week or so. And then he's going to get tested and we'll hang out with him i'm gonna show him what we do in the shadows i've been waiting to show it to him for uh the better part of a semester and uh just some exciting review review stuff in the pipeline that people

will see in the next few weeks yes exciting review review stuff a lot of exciting guests a lot of uh some merch potentially a potential patreon in. In the works, potentially. Potentially. What are you going to be for Halloween? I was actually thinking about it this morning. I knew that you were. So, well, let's hear it, obviously. I don't know yet.

Well, okay, I know I brought this up a couple months ago. I'm still pining for like Sylvia and Bob from Muzzy. I guess we have to understand what we're even going to do for Halloween. Because I, on the second, it was some episode in April that we were recording and I was like,

I think it was our first quarantine pod and you were like, can't wait for Halloween because this will all be over and you're like, I'm looking forward to Halloween one,

because it's my favorite holiday and two, because that's the first thing we'll be able to do once all of this is done. Agreed. And it hasn't happened that way,

but it's fine. No, absolutely not. No, I might do like a Zoom thing maybe. Because I love Halloween in a way. In a way. In many ways. You love Halloween. So Bob and Sylvia, what's the short list? I mean, I haven't put much thought into it, but I was thinking like, oh, okay, so

Bob and Sylvia is very doable. That's kind of all the thought I've put into it so far. When I say, I was thinking about this morning, all I was thinking was like what are we going to do for halloween it's going to be like me daniel and elizabeth dressing up at home for each exactly right and you're like doing a distance hang with like a handful of people all spread out and like just showing each other what we're wearing maybe we could do like a live stream or something, like whether it's on Halloween or near it. Yeah, I don't know.

We'll figure something out. I don't know. I like doing classic stuff. Like I might just be a skeleton. What? For someone who loves Halloween so much, put some fucking effort in. All right. What if I'm a skeleton that went to Princeton? And so I just keep reminding people that I went to Princeton, but I'm also kind of

dead in a way. That's funny. That's good. That's better. That's an idea. Thank you. I really appreciate that, actually. You mean that? That shit about better? Fine. Let's get to today's fan-submitted review. We should also say this is a bonus Friday episode. We didn't just mention that at all.

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It's not even saying words. It's just, oh, and I'm going to cut them all out. So at this point, people will have not heard them, but I just want to go for the record that it's taken. Oh, God. All right, this is a Yahoo Answers question. Yeah, question. How to get back at my jerk co-worker. Every time we're in Zoom meetings and I start waxing philosophical about our business. We sell tires, by the way. He refuses to engage and just says something sarcastic like, OK, Plato. And everyone laughs, just laughs. They're ugly yellow teeth showing like the rotten top of an old fence. I try to insist that what I was saying had some value, and my boss tries to placate me, right?

He says, oh, you know we love you, Sean, and he tries to move on. But I sit there and see every time watching these little robots rattle off facts and figures. I feel like I never have the perfect retort, no matter how much I try and write it out beforehand. It's never ready for primetime. Does anyone know a good one I can use? Drop your Venmo and I'll pay you for it. And then somebody responds saying, Just say, oh yeah, well the jerk store called and they're running out of you.

Burn! all right students welcome back welcome back to our night class of uh kind of angry retorts not kind of i know what the class is called i made the class so um you know this week's assignment was to write a handful of retorts uh if any of the school bullies kind of pick on you for for being nerdy for being small for being the weirdo all right so I'm happy to take any any suggestions and we'll just workshop them you know and I want this to be a safe space where you can all share our ideas so yes Simon you want to start so basically i was i started doing the rocket club and so i was like building my rock like very nerdy very nerdy okay well it's not that nerdy it's actually kind of like it's kind of cool but anyway um so what people don't understand is that like it's not just the sorry i get kind of worked up because i get to sit all the time at school people just

like kind of put a hand over like near your mouth because you are spitting a lot. But then you can't hear me if my hand's over my mouth. Not over it, but just kind of a couple inches away just so it's like a splash guard. But keep going. Okay, so people think that the rockets launch themselves. The rocket club isn't like you just get to launch a rocket, all right? You have to build a rocket. That's what the whole club is about. And then at the end, you launch a rocket, all right? You have to build a rocket. That's what the whole club is about. And then at the end, you launch the rocket.

So, like, I'm in the science lab after school, and, like, Dark Peterson, Darth Peterson comes in, and he's, like, working after hours, nerd. And I'm like, yeah, actually, I am, Darth. Because guess what? This rocket's not going to launch itself. But I didn't actually say that. Sorry. I didn't actually say that.

Is his name Darth or Dark? Darth. Darth? Darth. D-A-R-T-H. Okay, Darth. So, the response to Darth would have been, this rocket's not going to launch itself. But I only thought of that

after I stopped crying. Alright, well, what did you say to him i left out of detail he he came in he said working after hours nerd and then i kind of threw up in my mouth a little bit um everyone i just want simon thank you so much for sharing first i hey everyone i just want you to know that what simon experienced is very normal sometimes in these situations, a lot of you yellow bellies do have a little spit up in the mouth, all right?

So these rockets aren't gonna launch themselves. Would have been a great comeback had you not thrown up in your mouth and started crying. So that's great to work on for next time. How did you know I was crying? I didn't say crying. How did you know that? You said crying a little bit.

I was crying. That's true. Okay, all right. Well, thank you, Simon. You know, that's a great retort. I was crying. That's true. Okay. All right. Well, thank you, Simon. You know, that's a great retort. You know, great progress this week. Thank you.

You know, last week, you know, you wouldn't have been able to think of anything. All right? You would have just ran away. So I'm proud of the progress for this week. Thanks. Yeah. You're welcome. Anyone else want to share?

Yes. Nina. So, my dad. Nina, could you speak up a little bit, honey? This is me yelling. I know. We're trying to work on that. So my dad dropped me off at my Saturday tutor session.

And one of the kids I tutor is like really cool in his grade. And he asked me if I was cool in my grade. And I said, not really. And then he just like wouldn't take anything that I said seriously and he dunked my lunch in milk um and then he said got milk and so I just didn't know what to sorry my my throat is hurting from yelling um it's okay we'll work on it well what what did you Nina I'm so sorry you had the experience what did you, Nina, I'm so sorry you had the experience. What did you say? I thought it would kind of show him if I just ate it in like the dairy. But it really just. So you ate your whole lunch that was covered in milk.

Yeah. And it didn't really show. To show him? Yeah, to show him. And it didn't really go according to plan because he ended up live streaming it and it went viral. And so now everyone in the middle school. Viral in a good way or in a bad way? Within the school. And now everyone in the middle school viral in a good way or in a bad within the school and so everyone in the middle school kind of thing they call me um they call me uh they call me the milk woman the milk man they call me you know what you need to

do nina you gotta you gotta flip the story on its head you gotta now market yourself as the dairy queen all right if you can't beat them reign over them right so you're gonna be the dairy queen of the middle school. Milk is now going to become your thing. You're going to reclaim it. I don't want it to be milk, my thing. Sorry. Speak up, Nina. I just don't really want it to be milk because like I don't like milk that much. Well, Nina, you should have thought of that before you ate a tuna sandwich covered in two percent. All right. It was whole. That's so much worse. So, Nina, you are now dairy queen and you are going to make that work for you, all right? And if anyone snaps back at you, just say, well, at least I have strong bones, okay?

That's what I'll give to you for free, all right? Anyone else? Anyone else have anything they'd like to share? Brian, I see you in the back. You're folding your arms. You don't really want to be here, but I'm going to get something out of you. I'm gonna tug on the string a little bit. Brian, what, what did you experience this week? As you guys all know, I'm here because

the principal said that I needed to spend time with the other side. I did my homework, which was to not bully people. It's so much more fun to kind of put others down. It is so much more fun. It absolutely is. So did you experience any moments of other bullies being like, hey, Brian, hey, Brian, are you a loser lover? Do you love the losers and that's why you're not picking on them? Do they say things like that?

No, they were more like genuinely concerned. They were like, hey, man, I noticed you weren't bullying nerds like shoving tweens in lockers and i was like yeah it's just been a rough go of it and so they they were really supportive in a way they kind of were like they banded together they brought me some some cupcakes on thursday and they they they really helped me out through what was kind of a rough week for me this is brian this is not the group for you what brian um sorry i i'm really sorry for yelling but brian this is i don't think this is the group for you you're bragging about how by not bullying someone you got cupcakes meanwhile i'm the dairy queen and our lives have been utter torment for years and years and years

and this group is a space where we can come and and rally together against people like you i don't want to be here all right the principal made me take this night class on retorts which is insane that this is this is an ap by the way i don't know what test you're supposed to take in the spring. Okay, well, Brian, you know, let's practice something. All right. Nina just said, like, let's imagine that what Nina just did to you was bullying you. She said, you shouldn't be here. You're too popular to be here. No one would ever do that to me.

She just did it to you. So what kind of retort would you say to her? I'd say, get out of here, you milkman. You absolute dairy fiend. I'd say, I'm going to push you into a vat of dairy. I'm going to get cream on you. Okay, you know what? I'm good at retorts because I'm a bully.

Yeah, I forgot that you are very good at it, so actually maybe we shouldn't be practicing with you. No, let me go at Simon for a little bit. This is a week's worth of things pent up. Simon. Please don't. Oh, gosh. Nice glasses.

Or are they magnifying glasses that you welded together in your weird clubs? The rockies. They are. Oh, you're going to throw up in your mouth? Oh, you're going to throw up in your mouth? Get sick. Get sick. Yeah, there it is.

Get sick. Oh, God. Oh, God. Hey, okay, Brian, I think that's enough. I think that's enough. I think you've given your point. Right? Mrs. Divorce.

Without me. Oh, sorry. I say Ms. Divorce. Unlovable. You're unlovable you're unlovable you're undateable undateable have you seen francis undateable get out of my class i want to you're done you're gonna fail this ap test i'm gonna tell the principal what ap is it this is the strangest school ever i yeah i'm a bully but i feel like i'm the only voice of reason here the The voice of reason? Simon, swallow the throw-up. Don't just leave it in your mouth. Ugh.

Listen, Brian. These kids need me. What they don't need is someone like you calling them a dairy fiend. Yeah, well, what do you guys know about being bullied anyways? Sure, I might have a little quip here and there, but it's kind of all in good fun. You guys go home and you have loving families.

Guess what my dad did to me last night? What? He made me fix his car. So what you're saying is that your dad just wanted to spend time with you? Well, yeah, that's actually pretty good. He was there and he was pretty supportive. It's kind of this hobby that we've been picking up together. It's all about reframing things. You just

gotta start looking at your life like you're the main character and your dad wants to be with you and spend time with you and all of us we're just trying to get by and so we would really appreciate it you know you had a you had a great week of not bullying any of us and if you could keep doing that maybe convince your friends to do it too i know we would really appreciate it. Let me try something. Okay, be gentle. Whipped cream.

Oh, God, Brian! What? I enjoy it! I enjoy it! Oh, yeah, Brian, okay, you're gonna get out of our class so fast. You worked on your car with your dad. Are you a little oily grease monkey? What?

Is that what you are? You're just an oily... You're covered in oil. what you are? No. You're just an oily... You're covered in oil. No, I'm not. You're an oily boy. Stop saying that. You're covered in oils and boils. You're hurting my feelings with that.

Oils and boils. No. No. Oils and boils. Oils and boils. Great job. Everyone's learning. Have a great job.

No. Oils and boils. I'm not an oily boy. Oils and boils. I'm not an oily boy I'm not an oily boy Curls up in the fetal position Fives on the AP for everyone So the other day

Daniel and I started the new show Solar Opposites Not new, I don't know how long it's been started the new show, Solar Opposites. Not new. I don't know how long it's been out. Relatively new. Solar Opposites. And it's by the same people who did Rick and Morty, which I've never seen. And I think I've always been kind of like, I'm sure Rick and Morty's really good.

But it's like the culture around it is like, it's so annoying. Have you heard of Pickle Rick? And it's like, I- Have you heard of Pickle Rick? He's a pickle in that one. If you don't think it's funny, it's just because you're not smart enough. You're just not smart enough. It's just like it's really intellectual stuff, so that's probably why you don't like it.

Doesn't he shit his way to Mars or something? I don't think it's smart. I haven't seen it. I mean, like, friends of mine who watch it love it, but I think it's just the culture around it has made me nervous to start. But anyway, started Solar Opposites I'm only three episodes in

I have belly laughed every episode it is so funny and it's also very subversive and brings up a lot of issues but not in a preachy way so you're sounding exactly like a Rick and Morty fan I know and I hate it

but I think it's i think it's very funny i'm but i'm not gonna be like you just don't get it right because it's it's really funny but basically what shook me is that there's one character on it so the premise of the show this isn't giving anything away because they say in the opening credits it's like um this alien home planet was like destroyed by an asteroid and so different pods of aliens and then they're quote-unquote like reproductions which i guess is like their kids i don't fully get it um we're sent to earth and they were each assigned what's called a pupa which just kind of looks like a slug of course um but

it's like a pet kind of um and so this pod one of the leads is like i think the guy who voices rick and morty and then the other lead is thomas middleditch and so then each of their reproductions which is like uh like a child girl alien a child boy alien yeah and um them in this pupa and so it's like they're trying to adjust to life on earth and and um the pupa basically is like the whole point of this pupa is that one day it'll finally reach its final form and destroy the planet it's on to then rebuild the alien civilization but for now it's just like a weird slug dog pet and the plot line like the bee stories that involve the pupa make me laugh so hard they make no sense i don't know how to describe it when we were watching it daniel's like oh it's you you're the pupa and it just kind of makes little noises and it's like the storylines

don't make any sense but like one of the payoffs is that it like it does all this crazy crazy front end work to then like get candy out of a vending machine because no one else will feed it candy and then it just like throws up and i lost my mind i know it sounds dumb to explain it yeah i gotta admit this is a bad pitch for me to watch the show all the noises it makes is like so and i just relate to it okay i'm sure it's great but don't don't fucking pity me i'll watch a trailer just fucking watch it fuck off it's It's so good. You're mad at me? If I had pitched exactly what you just pitched to me, you would have hated it. I would have hated it.

I'm going to show you a photo of what it looks like. I've seen the photo on Thomas's Instagram. But this is like me. Like what you don't understand is that it's me. I know. Yeah. That is you. I know. I saw it is you. I know.

I saw it. I'll give it a watch. I'll give it one episode. That's okay. Because you constantly recommend what we do in the shadows. I would recommend Solar Offices. Have you seen what we do in the shadows? The movie.

You cannot compare these two. I haven't seen the other one. I'm not comparing. I will watch it. I will watch it if you watch what we Do in the Shadows. Can we agree? Okay. This weekend we'll both watch each other's show. No, I'm trying to think if I can. It's a 20 minute episode.

Okay. That's... Alright, I'll watch it. What's it on? Netflix? It's on Hulu. Okay. Luckily for me, I have that platform. Okay. Pupa.

Jesus Christ. Rode a bike this week. Woo! Yeah. Have you ever just ridden a bike in your driveway because there's a global pandemic? Historically lethal. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So what I'll do is I'll kind of hop on a trike and I'll go up and down the driveway. So it was a trike. It was a tricycle because I don't... Well, it was a trike and I'll go up and down the driveway. It was a tricycle because I don't. Well, it was a bicycle with training wheels just because I'm a little scared. I was like. And how was that? It was it was wobbly, like you said, last week.

No, I know. It was fun. My parents got these bikes that are like super smooth rides. I don't know the brand, but they're like orange. So it was pretty nice. Nice. Yeah. I don't know the brand, but I know the color.

It might be a Schwinn. And I just had a lot. Me and my sister went for a little bike ride and it was fun at sunset, right? Sunrise, sunset, sunrise. right sunrise sunset sunrise jeffrey and sarah they're riding on orange bikes on the street smiling at this is a lullaby and you just made me yawn this is absolutely a lullaby sarah i'm not gonna let it work i'm not gonna Sarah. I'm not gonna let it work. I'm not gonna let it. Sarah. Not gonna let it. They're both on

tricycles. Jeff is too scared to ride a big kid bike that only has two wheels. Wake up. It worked.

I had the most scary dream of my entire life. What was it? It was you, me, and Dupree, and we were all on the sea. We were on like a fucking yacht, and there was a drone shot of my yacht. Anybody watch Current Mood with John Mayer? I'd like to. I want to redo. I want to redo my What Shook Me.

Okay. I also... Okay, last time we spoke... I talked about... You're using gossip gesticulations with your hands. Last time we spoke, I talked about the long bike ride that I'd be going on with Rasheed. The bike ride turned into a three-hour-long 18-mile ride. 18 miles, she said.

You texted me. She said, so the bike ride turned into a three hour long 18 mile ride. 18 miles, she said. You texted me. She said, so the bike ride turned into 18 miles, three hours. My legs are on fire, but I'm proud of me. I am proud of me because at the beginning I was very nervous. My seat was too low on the bike, so that's why my legs were working way harder than they should have been. So we rode down a bunch of streets and then we got to this um this trail uh and then we rode that trail to the chicago botanical gardens and then kind of rode around there for a bit but the trail it's like it was beautiful by all these lagoons and stuff but it was very hilly like up and down so the downs were

fun but the uphill i was dying there were some parts where i'm like i don't think i'm gonna make it i truly don't think i can keep both right but i'm happy that i did that because i did not think i was gonna be able to do that ride but it's like learning a new language and that it's just like you kind of got to be thrown in there and not know what you're doing to then feel more adept at it and i feel like such a bet like a more confident bike rider because of that experience yeah we did get back to the house and i got off the bike and i fully like sank to my knees i could not feel my legs what where was the next day like for your the next day my legs were on fire you're right um didn't you have to drive the next day

no okay we were there for oh wait but wasn't what was the second day after that the second day was probably even more sore correct no it actually it was fine um but i did feel like i mean i don't have a bike but i did feel like after that ride i took you said that was such shame you looked down i don't have a bike but um but after that ride I did feel, I'm like, this is what it's like to be an active. I'm just like, I'm an outdoorsy, active girl. And yeah, I went on a long ride, but now I'm going to like, it's going to feel great. And I'm going to eat chicken. I don't know.

You live in a very bikeable neighborhood in LA. You should get a bike. I do. But I don't know. live in a very bikeable neighborhood in la you should get a bike i do but i don't know how much do bikes cost you could probably get a cheap one on craigslist for like 100 but if you want a good one it's probably like 300 400 i'd like to give a little chuki update um chuki is fine people have been asking for a chuki update and i've like I was showing the Rasheeds all of the hype about Chucky and they cannot believe it. So Chucky's great. Chucky's just chilling.

There was a period That's Chucky and chilling. Chucky and chilling. He's alive. Chucky is alive. Wishing Chucky well. We miss Chucky a lot. In a way, Elizabeth Valenti is your L.A. Chucky. She is the L.A. Chucky. It's kind of like, wow, she's still alive. Thank God. wishing Chuki well we miss Chuki a lot in a way Elizabeth Valenti is your LA Chuki she is she is the LA Chuki it's kind of like wow she's still alive thank god like she made it back home you

know that's how we felt when we showed up last night because Elizabeth is such an extrovert oh my god no I so you guys were on this trip and Elizabeth was texting me almost nightly just giving me mental health updates because she is one of the most extroverted people I know other than my buddy Kevin. And it's just like, she could not handle being alone. But it was also fun to hear her thoughts because they were very funny. Well, that's the app. That's the app.

I did, just a quick plug on that note. I did a Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader drinking game for her YouTube channel. So I embarrass myself publicly on it, much like i do on everything that i do but uh yeah so give that a watch it's uh youtube.com i think forward slash elizabeth valenti thanks fram for sponsoring this friday bonus app making it possible paying the rent um we'll see you guys on tuesday uh what are you up to this weekend besides watching what we do in the shadows my uh my older brother's birthday is on Saturday. He's getting old. I mean, it's unbelievable how old James is.

Well, not that old. He's going to be like 27. He's unbelievable. He's an old withered hag, man. He's making music and it's starting to look like one of those rockers who's in their 70s still touring. It's like, how do they do it? You know what I mean? In a way, it's almost like he should retire.

He really should because he's getting towards that age where it's kind of sad that he's still trying to pursue his dreams. What's that? So it's his birthday this weekend. What about you? Oh, I'm starting a D&D campaign. So we'll see how that goes. I'm a halfling rogue named Oswald the fine uh oh my god of course raised by two human parents uh i was originally born oswald the great but they had to kind of

make an addendum to my name because i turned out just okay um and so i set out trying to serve vigilante justice to the uh to the to the rest of the map, as it were, but end up just making matters worse everywhere I insert myself. I love that. That's very fun. I also, my character is four foot four, a whisper in the wind, thin and hung like a horse. Oh my God. So he's inadvertently a ladies man. Did you say like a horsey?

Like a little old steed a bronco so thin that he might as well be a 2D sliver of paper I hate it so we'll see how that goes that'll be really fun I'm excited to hear about that but until Tuesday guys thanks for listening

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You can find Jeffrey James at, I am Jeffrey James on Instagram at Don't Play No James on Twitter. And Jeff, you're going to make an OnlyFans in the next couple of days? I was deciding between OnlyFans and, uh, LoyalFans. Um, they each kind of have their own, uh, perks in a way, but it's all gonna be just photos of, uh, my cheeks kind of, uh, clapping in a way. Um. Got it.

Yeah. So you don't want me to go, you want me to go on? I can explain in more detail. No, it's okay. Thank you so much for listening. Uh, arrivederci! That was a HeadGum Podcast.