Review Revue - Director's Chairs

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

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We just went somewhere else. We really did. We were not on this plane. That came in from Henry Jasper Jeffrey Hoffmanffrey hoffman james hoffman brother of jasper jeffrey hoffman james god damn it and he wanted me to fully dox his his ass with his full name um well thank you so we basically did it so we actually didn't need that because we just did it. We didn't need the electronics, yeah. I guess that's it between me and Henry Hoffman,

is that I sort of, yeah, I can do it without the gimmicks. The gimmicks, the gimmicks, the electronics. Hi, Jeffy! Hi, Riley. What's up? Like, what's going on with you, ass like what's not that crazy right what's what is going on bitch nothing oh jesus okay yeah sorry i was just trying to be like interested in your life no you're like attacking me with words wasn't attacking wasn't attacking

no i know i wasn't saying no. I wasn't saying you were. I wasn't saying you were. We just recorded a bonus Friday episode, the one that you guys heard last Friday. And now we're here. We're cheers. Norm! Cat is out of the bag.

How so? Tickets dropped yesterday. Yes. Monday the 26th into the mist chicago illinois we're doing it live we're doing it live we're doing it um i'm so excited um into the mist for those of you who don't know is an immersive immersive, jazzy, jazz-fued experience set in 1927. We had a 13-week run over Zoom, and now we regrouped, and we're doing it live. And we rented out a pretty big theater space in Chicago.

And if you want more info and tickets, find everything you need to know it into the mist dot net we run for three weekends in september uh it'll be thursday friday saturday for three weeks starting september 9th um and we're really pumped and and uh it's a fully vac seat up production um so all of our cast members all the crew and uh we will be requiring vax cards at the door. But I'm just so pumped, like not only to be doing live theater again, but to be doing this show. And so if y'all can come out and make it, I'd be so excited to see. It's going to be, it's just going to be a ball. There's going to be like, you know, an hour long experience of wandering around, kind of like Sleep No More-esque. It's basically the online show in person and then at the end is we're going to listen to the cellar boys live and

dance and have a drink and it's going to be a good time that'll be awesome i i cannot wait it is so surreal um so yeah just wanted to give that a little plug because um i know so many of y'all listeners um came to the online show many times and we were so excited to have you. And so I hope y'all can make it. And if you don't know what it is, check it out. Holy shit.

So. So. So. That'll be fucking awesome. I'm gonna see it. I'm gonna come to Chicago and see it. Don't say if you don't mean it, man. Come on.

Don't play with me like that. We've talked about it. We've talked about it extensively. No extensively no like you saying it on the show like kind of locks it in in a way sure so it's like if you go back on it that's going to wreck me it's gonna make it cool if you go back on it after saying that you would do it on the show because broken promises are kind of like smoking cigarettes. They're bad, but good and cool. They're bad, but good? They're bad on the, like, when you first think about it,

you're like, I probably shouldn't do that. But then when you're lying, when you're going back on promises and you're smoking that cigarette, it's like, oh, this is so fucking cool. Lying doesn't cause lung cancer but smoking cigarettes does lying causes worse pain than lung cancer i don't think so i think i think i'm gonna go on record saying that um we're talking about director's chairs. Yeah. We were texting back and forth yesterday. Sure, sure.

And, you know, as you all know, the way Jeff and I come up with episode topics is one of us will inevitably send days before recording or the day before or the day of being like topic for tomorrow or topic for the recording. And then we'll just kind of shoot them off back and forth. Sometimes we hit it right away sometimes it takes a bit and this one took some digging it took some digging um and mr jeffrey

james suggested director's chairs why if you're an actual director you're not buying your own chair so anybody buying and leaving a review for a director's chair is probably sad what i did find a lot of which i kind of didn't expect a lot of makeup artists use these chairs and so a review for a director's chair is probably sad what i did find a lot of which i kind of didn't expect a lot of makeup artists use these chairs and so a lot of the reviews were from makeup artists who use these kind and for those of you who don't know what a director's chair is it's exactly what you think of you're thinking of a director on a set it's kind of like that fold-out chair with a canvas back yeah um and yeah yeah yeah yeah that x uh that x factor that x factor that x feet and so a lot of makeup artists were commenting on a lot of people with bad backs i didn't realize that

people were like i had a lot of back pain so i bought a director's chair that is not at all something there's no lumbar support there's absolutely no lumbar support jeffrey any experiences with director's chairs on or off the set i had one i had one growing up because i wanted to be a film director so i got a director's chair and it was in the corner of my room childhood bedroom in a way did you sit in it or was it just kind of there as like a piece to have? Well, it was beige. To look at. That's not what I asked. I asked if you sat in it or not.

I didn't ask what the color of it was. I sat in it, but not that often. Okay. Like I would make little shorts, really stupid videos and I'd never use it for that. I would just sit in the back. Could you imagine like little kid Jeffrey rolls up just like your friend's basement and you're making a little

video and you just like, sorry, I just got it. Oh shit, I drop it down the stairs. Oh no, sorry, loud. Sorry, Mrs. Click. Gotta make room for the chair. Any experience, Riley? Director's chairs. Director's chairs, I mean, those chairs I've been on a set, I've sat in those chairs, never as a director. Nice. So I'm a hack. How?

Because it's like you should only sit in it if you're in charge of the bitch. No, because producers sit in them, 80s actors. And that's where the problem is, right? And that's exactly where the problem is. She has a microphone. If you're an underling, if you're not the head honcho, the big cheese that is the director,

and you're any one of the other lame ass jobs that don't actually do anything other than the director who does literally everything and everyone else who's not the director sucks, then you shouldn't sit in the chair, right? In any chair, not even a director's chair? You shouldn't sit in any chair. You're gonna be on a director's chair you shouldn't sit in any chair you're gonna be on your feet all day you don't get a chair and what do you think about unions

icky right that's what i was worried about you don't want people to stand the people who do the most physical labor you want them to not sit they don't get a director's chair i want a chair with my name on it that says daddy Director and Spa Riley Big Cheese. You want it to say Daddy Director and Spa Big Cheese. Riley Big Cheese. Big Cheese. Riley Big Cheese. And Spa comma Riley Big Cheese.

Die. Should we get into those cheeky little comments? Let's do it. Let's do it. Do you want to start us off? Yeah. Isn't a review just a cheeky little comment at the end of the day? Okay.

No, not really. I didn't say it was. It isn't, but yeah, let's do it. No, it's not. No, it's not really a cheeky little comment. It's not really that. Here we go. This is for a director's chair on Amazon.

Correct. Five stars from Carlos A. Carlos A.D. Carlos A.D. This is such an awesome statement piece in my study. You feel special sitting in it. You can go from production assistant to director immediately.

The directions are a tad misleading so let me help you out it's simple before screwing on the footstep insert the seat canvas first as it makes it easier to slide in you're welcome in this chair you go from production assistant to director immediately he's like a he's like his day jobs being a PA and he's kind of like not treated well on set. Bryce, give me a fucking water. I asked you like 10 times.

It's so hot out here. Right. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. Where did you get this guy? I know he was a friend of a friend. He needed the work.

Oh my God. Mr. Gandolfini. It's room temp. It is blistering outside. You couldn't go in the fucking cooler and get me an ice water i did it's just the cooler the the ice melted and so now all of them are wet i know you don't like wet water bottles don't you know what whatever i'll drink it but this kid what the fuck is up with it hey hey bryce just maybe like maybe just like lay low for a little bit you're

upsetting mr gandolfini you understand yeah i'm sorry sorry got to him at home it's like there's a fire going he's like 12 hour day walks over with his like drink that he made himself sits in the director's chair phone starts ringing hello mr anderson sir uh thank you so much for picking up uh we just wanted to know uh what time you wanted the crew called for tomorrow i know that uh you enjoy sleeping in and so we're happy to bring you breakfast on set but um if you wanted to give us a rundown on call time for everyone that would be best for your schedule we would be happy to make that happen oh i love this i love these calls this feels right to have cut to the actual reality of what's happening

She's holding a banana It's good to be the king Cut Just kidding Action Bryce turn the TV off it is 4 in the morning It's driving me crazy Hold for sound

Clear Bryce for the love of god I'm trying to get up in an hour quiet on set fuck you turn off the tv security yeah they'll take care of it i love being director back in his dream world and so bryce we understand that you have an entirely new vision for the project and we are so excited to turn this brats movie into a noir we think that is brilliant and we cannot we are so honored to have you on board for this project it really my dream build my dream we will absolutely build your dream and you know what we have even better news for you unlimited budget because your name is attached

they said no number is too big. Yes, correct. That is good. That is right. Come back to reality. Hey, Bryce, it's your father. Your mother, her ears are bleeding. She needs to be at the hospital in an hour. Her ears are bleeding.

She needs to go get this checked out. So I'm taking her to the hospital. You need you need to do something god this is your fault if anything happens to your mother this is on you what the fuck is wrong with you cut that was really good let's take it again you i mean your wife is has to go to the hospital and her ears are bleeding that's a really big deal so a little bit more urgency and just like channel when you guys were having me. Bryce, your mother is in the car. Her ears are bleeding. I'm getting in the car.

If you don't meet us at the hospital, we're kicking you out. You cannot live with us anymore because clearly you don't care about your family. Cut, cut, cut, cut. Because those aren't the lines. You didn't say the lines that you just did. Have fun with it. It doesn't have to be exact, but absolutely stick to the text. Because if we throw the text out the window we don't even have a movie

in his dream world oh um you're getting uh sorry i'm just getting a call the production office oh he has been five of them sir you just got nominated for five different academy awards all for directing that means nothing to me that means nothing to me because i don't do it for the awards i do it for this that they the love of it they heard that comment and they've just given you the lifetime achievement award in humility that's gonna be named after directing let's name that after me let's name the award after me and i'll get it yes and they have it it is now the bryce anderson academy awards and the bryce anderson and that's good and that's good and this is all good humility this is all good to me back to the reality a fireman's crew are like banging down the door of this room the fireplace that you lit it's the room is on fire

can we get a union rep are you guys fine doing overtime time and a half that's fine kid you gotta come with us all right he's got all right chief he's got banana. He's sitting in what looks like to be a little foldout. And oh, that foldout is made of wood and it is on fire. All right, start putting you in like a fireman carry. We're getting you out of here, kid. Don't worry about it. We got you. Cut to his dream reality.

As he's being carried by the fireman, he's actually like in his mind, he's in the back of like a limo. Oh, it's good to have an escort. It's good to have a car, a driver. A driver. Driver or Mr. Anderson? Mr. Anderson, if you care to look in the back,

we have some glass bottles of Canada Dry ginger ale. If that doesn't suit your fancy, we can always pull over and get you whatever snacks of your choosing. In reality, he's pulling up the partition, cutting him off. In cut to reality, he's holding his hand over the fireman's mouth to shut him up kills the fireman he killed him cut to like hours later the entire house is burned and he's sitting in the ash

cut that's a wrap on well me he passes away peacefully i think it was like rom-com i don't think you've ever seen a rom-com i haven't seen a lot of movies um should we take a break give me a break give me a break break me off a piece of that big fat ass marty and we're back uh right this is a five-star review from jen g of it's the director's chair from target excellent jen g you want to give her a name oh uh jen gunch god jen gunch five stars chic alternative to folding chairs for extra seating easy to fold up in store when not in use so this one got me because a i've never thought about that being like folding chairs which is like a really cool idea and it is pretty chic but i'm just imagining

like uh you're at hollywood forever cemetery watching a movie and it's like a couple they're on those like those janky lawn folding chairs oh look i'm so i'm so excited i love casablanca this is such a fun date night honey thanks so much for suggesting this no of course i just figured like you know we could watch it at home or we could watch it here and just the ambiance and the snacks and you know it's great to get out of the house every once in a while and plus like you know i know we've been working on you know our sex life and just getting more attracted to each other and so i just want to say that this is this is very attractive seeing you take this initiative stop it do you really

mean that i do yeah like maybe tonight we could uh i don't know get a little naughty adam stop it we're in a cemetery. People might hear us. A really sexy couple with really cool clothes come and they set out two director's chairs. Those are cool. Yeah, so like you were saying, maybe after the movie we can go home

and get a little, you know, if you have anything in mind. What's chic oh the these chairs they're like director's chairs it's kind of it's like especially for a movie that's pretty it's pretty awesome why didn't we get those we've just had these for so long i mean they they work for camping they work for everything i'm so sorry to bother you guys um where'd you get these chairs oh uh these chairs we just kind of found them it was like out of it was like a flea market we went to the rose bowl flea rose bowl flea market they were really really marked down it's amazing to find those

kind of chairs for that kind of price the material is canvas so it works for outdoor indoor that's great they look so comfy honey maybe we can maybe we can go to the rose hey that could be another day shut up for a second that's um just tell your wife to shut up yeah i'm just like i'm taken with you guys in these chairs. I'm wondering, do you have an extra? An extra chair? Worth an ask. We have two chairs of our own.

So we really, he doesn't mean that. I don't know. Honey, why are you inserting yourself in there? They're having their own date night too. We look like dorks. We look like dorks. We don't look like dorks. They're the only two people here with director's chairs. And they're actually blocking our view because they're so tall. We look like dorks. We look like dorks. We don't look like dorks. They're the only two people here with director's chairs.

And they're actually blocking our view because they're so tall. We look like fucking garbage. No, they kind of look like assholes. We're bringing really tall chairs and sitting right in front of us. Sorry. No offense. But I mean, could you guys sit behind us? I mean, you do have the taller chairs.

I don't know. We kind of like this spot. We were really vibing with it. I mean, that's on you for not bringing tall chairs. You guys can move in front of us. And you could have brought tall chairs. you guys could move in front of us you can move in front of us well no we like our spot we've been here for about 30 minutes why didn't i dress like him why didn't i dress like him honey you look hey i grab your face tenderly

you look amazing you look so sexy tonight and i i love you and we're gonna have an amazing night tonight let's just forget about that it's not even about the movies about us i'm wearing convertible pants and i knew i wasn't gonna wear them on you we look like garbage no they you don't look like what i bought those for your birthday you think the gift that i got you looks like garbage this is for hiking it isn't for being seen we're watching a movie no one's looking at you except for me you guys need a third jesus adam sorry you're right my voice was way too desperate do you guys need a third jesus adam sorry you're right my voice was way too desperate do you guys need a third look at each other how big is your dick it's like average okay i cannot believe what

i'm listening to average we can do average we can do average it could be i mean i can work with that i mean i haven't had an average one in a long time it could just be like a goof in a way like wouldn't it be so silly to have no i would be so honored to use my my my dick as a goof that'd be so cool it's like i don't even care it's like i don't even care what has gotten into you i can't even believe what i'm seeing right now you are offering yourself up for sex with this with people we don't even know? I feel like garbage. I love you. God, I wish you would have told me this. I didn't know you've been feeling this way

this entire time. But you can't cheat on me. That's not the answer. Let's figure it out together. You're right, you're right. Can we do, what about a foursome? Her vagina's average too. I don't, I'm so sorry.

You two are, you're both, you're clearly very attractive and you have nice chairs, but I love my husband and I've only been with one man. What? Honey, you told me you've been with enough guys to be sexually experienced and that's why it was kind of good. I'm glad you thought that, but I just wanted to seem cool to you. Just like you want to seem cool to these random people. now that's really interesting you said you've only had one partner throughout your whole life i like stand up i check the tag of the guy's sweater god damn it i've never even heard of that brand yeah i'm

fucking cool i've only had one partner honey i kind of i'm kind of more interested in her than the guy with the average dick no it's i mean it's a little more than average it's like girthy short sorry i'm i'm talking to sprout sprout what do you think i mean we can only go with one i don't even care i care even less than you they start making out well now we're missing the movie i mean now it's like with both of their faces in front of the screen. How are we going to see what happens? Maybe we... Are you mad? Me? Yes. Yeah, I'm pissed.

Folding chairs, convertible pants. You're wearing my T-shirt with the mustard stain on it. We're not hot. I thought it was hot. And we're only 18. I thought it was a hot if a woman wore her partner's shirt with teeny little shorts underneath. We're so young to have these issues. Maybe we shouldn't be together anymore.

Okay. No, that was a test. No, that's good. Because then I can reinvent myself. I can sit in director's chairs. I can wear the cool flowy linen clothing. I would like to have a threesome with Sprout and I'm sorry I didn't

get your name, young lady. I didn't get your name. Plaintiff. Okay. Sprout and plaintiff. I would love to join in whatever's going on here. No, no, but I was the one who... They start having a threesome. No! A dork-ish girl walks up. I'll have a threesome thing. No! A dork-ish girl walks up.

I'll have a threesome with you. No, not you guys. You guys are dork- I'm trying to move up. I'm trying to social climb. They join in on the threesomes and that's an orgy.

I'm not cool enough to be cool and I'm not dorky enough to be ironic. The undertaker of the Hollywood Forever Cemetery comes over. I'd like to join. Are you alive? I wish.

And then we can't. He joins somehow. Oh! Everyone's fucking but me. I try so hard. A really normal girl comes up. You were left out of an orgy too?

Sorry, I'm engaged, sweetheart. All right, go to another one happening across the field. Oh, wait, you were the only one. Oh, wait, come back. Sorry, sweetheart. Tied the knot in a way. All right, your next review. Okay, this is again for the director's chair sure five stars uh title is

love it in white and it is from m meek so they already have a last name mason mason meek five stars i wanted a director's chair for my living room i like lightweight furniture and chairs like these do the trick couldn't stop looking at the white one so i bought it perfect condition easy to set up and i put a faux sheepskin over it with a pillow it pops i love and recommend this chair for living room teen bedroom anywhere it reminded me i mean first of all just it's like the two places that you say are one the place that you have it in and teen bedroom um and it like made me think of like the very well meaning like parent it's like you're coming home from college and it's like, I set your room up just the way you like it.

It's like, well, I haven't liked these things since I was 10. Yeah. And just a parent who it's like they can't understand that you have interests that grow past a certain age. It's like you're coming home from school. Oh, my God. He's back. He's back.

Danny's back. Welcome home. Hey, guys. Oh, my God. My little boy. he's back he's back Danny's back Welcome home Oh my god my little boy He's back I missed you so much Oh yeah I missed you guys too How is my little guy How is it over there in the big city

I mean my god look at you You're growing you're a growing guy Yeah no it's cool i feel like i've grown a lot in the last uh you know two semesters it's been crazy um new york kind of changes you because you you have to you have to grow up fast to make it you know what i mean you and you are just my little man isn't he just our little man yeah he's our little man and i love him so much i mean we just we love you and we're so happy you're home and i don't know if you can tell but your father and i cleaned up the house quite a bit this guy even brought out the swiffer i did

that thing's amazing you ever used this you ever used a swiffer yeah uh i i think i i think i did once oh that's incredible it's incredible i've got I love it. Yes, he really, he really loved the Swiffer. But honey, well, your room is all set up just the way you like it. So why don't you put your stuff down and, you know, get changed, take a load off. And then maybe I'll even. I might even take a nap, actually. I'm really tired. So if you could just show me the room.

Oh, yeah, of course. Of course. Our big, our big man, our big growing boy is going to take a little nap. And then when you get up, maybe we'll all make dinner together. How's that sound? That sounds great. That sounds good. Yeah.

They go to the room. You're in there alone. We're down the hall kind of like waiting to hear. Jesus Christ. Oh, you've been in your room yet? Yeah. Race car bed. You saw it.

You saw the race car bed. Why? Why did you do this? Do you hear? Oh, you're so funny, Danny. You're my boy. You're so funny. Yes.

Not really. He's so funny, Mike. He really is. I don't understand why you did this. Are you guys having to foster a kid or something? Yes. Not really. He's so funny, Mike. He really is. Sorry about that. I don't understand why you did this. Are you guys having, are you going to foster a kid or something? Foster a kid? We're fostering your growth into adulthood.

You're our little baby boy and you love race cars. You've always wanted to be a race car driver. That was when I was like four. Also, you're done fostering me. I'm 18. Well, you'll always be our bouncing little baby boy. I'll always be your kid. I just like, whatever.

I just need to get a good night's sleep. Let me get in bed. He gets in. His feet are like, it's like two feet off the end of the bed. I don't know. I just don't. I'm sorry. I just don't understand this because I had a full-size normal bed before.

You replaced it with this. Well, we wanted you to come home to your favorite things. This isn't my favorite thing. The dad presses a button on the wall. The floor splits apart to reveal a little electric kind of mini car racing track. I installed it myself. You're not even handy with electronics. You taught yourself how to do this and then did it?

How the hell did you make the floor open? It looks like it's a wonderful life. Your father made the floor. He did it for you. I don't think you understand how much work we put in just to make you happy. I understand the amount of work you put into this. I'm scared by it and I don't like it. He presses

another button. The wall lifts. How? There's a full Indy car, like, brand new, like, full size ready to drive No fucking way This was our big present to you

For finishing your first semester of college Sell it I don't like race cars I'm studying at Gallatin But you love You always said You always said when I grow up I want to ride I want to race in the Indy 500.

That's what you said. And so what? What are we supposed to do? Not take you at your word? We love you. We trust you. I didn't know how to run when I said that. I'm studying contemplative ecology.

I want to beautify underprivileged areas with, you know, equitable tree cover. I want to get rid of carceral spaces for the unhoused. That's what I want to do. I'm passionate about helping people in that way. I don't want to race cars, which is dangerous and dumb. I sold a kidney to buy the IndyCar for you. I didn't ask you to do that. What is going on here? Because

clearly it's not about me. And clearly it's not about racing. I don't know what you're talking about. As parents, we want to do right by you. We want to help you fulfill your dreams. And maybe we missed the mark. Maybe

we missed the mark on that. So I'm sorry if we were just trying to love you and support you and listen to you so you know what if you're if you're not happy here then um you're not wearing your wedding ring mom what what oh she's oh my god lorraine you're not wearing your ring. What have you guys done on weekends since I've left? We've done plenty of things. Name two things.

Well, your dad used the Swiffer. I used the Swiffer. I used the Swiffer. That's cleaning. That is an afternoon. Well, that's one thing. That's one thing. Sorry to snap, but you asked, and that's one thing. This is unbelievable.

If you're snapping at me, it's because I'm getting to the core of something. Your dad used the Swiffer. Sure use the swiffer sure and one i'm saying one other thing in a 16 week span just one i yeah took a drive right to kroger to pick up some groceries so not taking a drive, that's commuting to Kroger and back. You got groceries is all. I took the drive. I took the scenic route.

Listen, just because you're living your life in the big city doesn't mean that we are gonna put our lives on hold for you. That's not what I'm asking. That's not what you're doing. You actually are putting your lives on hold for me. Dad built an electronic race car track underneath my floor. That's putting his life on hold for me, and I'm not asking you to do that.

I'm saying you guys need to go on a date. You don't like it? I hate it. I can't walk out of the room now because you opened up the thing. The button's over there. I can close it. Can you? He depresses it.

It starts to close but then kind of malfunctions. Right. That's what I thought. go i'm gonna sleep i'm exhausted from the flight go have a date night go have dinner with each other when was the last time you even did that maybe he's right it's been a long time when did you go to college how many weeks ago did you go 16 it's been 16 It's been 16. It's been 16 weeks. It's been longer. Okay, don't back talk me. Mike, would you like to go on a date with me? That feels silly to ask in front of you, honey. I'm so sorry you have to see this. Well, I'd have to get changed.

No, of course. Of course. Right, of course. If you're fine with that then yeah cut to them at the restaurant oh it all looks so tasty i don't even know where to start i don't even know where to start do you still like peter gabriel do i still like peter i don't even know you anymore honey

you asked me one you asked me one question mike and it was if i if i still liked peter gabriel no i think our son is right i think we need to date each other more well you can be married and not yeah he's always telling us stop never stop dating your wife your wife i feel like i've forgotten wife i feel like i've forgotten that i feel like i've forgotten that too you know no one ever says never stop dating your husband should we should we get a bottle of wine yeah why not if we're gonna resell the indie car let's let's get their nicest bottle cut to them they're a little bit drunk and then i said to him i said said, it's just the weekend.

You don't have to treat it like it's a different artist. And you've always said that. I know, and the whole office cracked up. You have always said that. I feel like you should come visit me at work. I feel like that's part of my life you never get to see. Oh, stop. You don't want the old ball and chain in your cubicle i know i

don't see you like that i don't i never like other guys they're like all the old wife i'm like you're my you're my best friend you're my best friend and you know i've been so nervous to tell you this but i feel like now since we're so happy and and i feel the love's coming back, I can tell you that, you know, remember when I told you that my wedding ring fell into the sink while I was cleaning? Yeah. I dropped it down there on purpose. I threw the little bugger away. I was thinking, well, if our marriage is going down the drain,

so is the ring, and I just popped it on down there. But I love that we can get past that. Oh, and you know how I said I took a drive to Kroger? I took Kroger for a drive. Yeah, oh man, I rode him like a stallion. But you know, it was all just, we were still figuring ourselves out. And so I'm so happy that we're finally, I love you so much. I love you so much. I didn't realize how much I love you. So let's sell the IndyCar. Let's go on vacation. Let me go to your work.

I want to see my big man do his big job in the big city. Let's just start over. What do you say? You've heard me today. He gets up and leaves without saying anything else. What? Mike. Oh, come on, Mike.

Like a kind of handsome guy at the bar. Lisa? Oh, Jesus., Mike. Like a kind of handsome guy at the bar. Lisa? Oh, Jesus. Kroger. No, hey, Kroger. What do you say you put on those glasses again? Glasses, yeah. All right, why not?

Hey, Kroger, can I ask you something? You like race cars? Yeah. Cut to them just going to town on the race car bed the son and the dad are in the kitchen our family fell apart so fast and it's not me I went to college everyone does that but not everyone tells their parents to date each other

that's not what's happening right now you're smiling you're being cucked. I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting cucked. Yeah. Hey, son,

why don't you say you and me go for a drive? Illegal. In the race car? Oh, so, yeah. No, like in the actual Indy car that I bought.

because mom said drive and then she really meant drive. No, God, not like that. I meant like, let's you and I take the Indy car and go 120. I'm gonna go back to New York.

All right. All right. Should we do our last segment? Why not? This shook me all week long. Went to my first concert. First concert. Since, God god since when would that be i think since john mayer last year last two years ago october 2019 who'd you see i saw kamasi washingtoni

uh with earl sweatshirt it was a kcrw concert it was amazing it was unbelievable i'm not a huge earl sweat like i don't know a lot of earl sweatshirt songs i don a KCRW concert. It was amazing. It was unbelievable. I'm not a huge Earl sweat. Like, I don't know a lot of Earl sweatshirt songs. I don't even know a lot of Kamasi songs, but I know that I like both of their like vibes and you know, the music that I have heard. And, uh, Kamasi played with Thundercat. It was just like a really good experience, great vibe. And I think, and it was all outside. It was the Hollywood bowl. It wasn't anywhere near sold out super covid safe and uh i had a i had a blast i saw so many people i knew there it was just like it was crazy it was all my usc friends um and uh god what a good time that's amazing time so that's so fun you know if you're

comfortable with it i would encourage people to to to seek out live music because i think it's one of the best things we have i'm just gonna plug it at the bottom again now there's not even as a plug i'm just really fucking excited for into the mist um especially because not only are daniel knight in it but we and daniel's family uh we're uh producing it and jay and meg right we're we're putting this on and so it's it's like it's wild how it has turned into from just like steve having an idea last october yeah to now we are producing this full thing um and that feels very exciting i feel like i am i had like a while this is actually a pretty earnest what shook me is like i had a really fun kind of big realization moment and that like i love and

i felt this way about writing but like not nearly to this degree but it's like i what's cool and exciting and like new is that especially in the past couple months like i found that i love and get just as excited about um writing and producing as i do acting and that feels like really empowering to me and very exciting and very cool um so yeah and and just like getting especially with producing like getting such so much more confident with it um and part of it feels really satisfying of like all the problem solving and like and what i found is just like what what brings me the most joy is creating things and collaborating with people and like team building and like how fucking cool to like,

as a producer or even on anything, just to like, it's like, Oh, this awesome person I know is really good at this. And this awesome person that was really good at this, it met them together, putting,

making this thing would make it even more special. And it like so it's been really really fun um and speaking of live music to to get to hear the chicago cellar boys live like yeah and dance with everyone they're amazing it's just gonna be it's gonna be so surreal um and so daniel and i are just gonna be like living in chicago for like a month a half. That'll be so much fun. Which I'm so excited. We're not going to be, it's going to be camp Rashid for a while. Um,

and I'm really, really excited. So again, into the mist.net for info, uh, three weeks in September, uh, three weekends in September.

Um, if y'all can come, it is going to be just like, it's just such an awesome way to kind of, to, to come together. Um, um i'm very very excited right now over again in the mist in the mist um thank you so much for listening as always you can find jeffrey james on instagram at jeffrey james on twitter at jeff where d you can find Jeffrey James on Instagram at Jeffrey James on Twitter at Jeff Boyer D. You can follow the show on Instagram at Review Review and on Twitter at Review Review Show and on Reddit r slash Review Review.

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