Review Revue - European Hostels
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No, it's part of our culture.
Not everybody went to theater school.
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And your demeanor is very different.
Podcast during daytime.
Your demeanor is fully changed. The fucking sun, for whatever reason, is beaming through this window.
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is so it's like it do i care it's like do i do i want your eyes or do i want you to just kind of be
like i don't know it's kind of giving like roy orbs i keep like licking my teeth i keep going like
before we started recording elf was like it's the glasses man i'm telling you something's
different about me.
No, I do think I might have a budding migraine.
You know how British people say migraine sometimes? I've literally never heard that.
Okay, to be clear, not all British people.
I've heard it both ways.
My family said migraine, but I have heard British people say-
I've never heard migraine.
I've got a bit of a migraine on.
I've literally never heard that.
Maybe I just know one British guy who says it wrong. There was something else that you said that you're like, oh, this British thing that I've never heard of migraine. I've got a bit of a migraine on. I've literally never heard of that. Maybe I just know one British guy who says it wrong.
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Maybe the brain fog in a couple of years will not back that up, but I'm through it.. Well, yeah. Maybe the brain fog in a couple years will not, you know, back that up.
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Here's the thing.
You're in that sweet spot right now.
You're in that post-vid immunity stage where you can kind of like go ham.
I can kind of do anything.
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No, there is something that I do feel better like having had it right before fall.
Like, and there's a spike in LA so it's like oh because I'm not as
worried I feel like every year like for the last three years it's been like every time I have a
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You made that a reality for yourself.
And I did that.
And I didn't lose my taste for smell this time.
It was much easier this time.
This is not me saying, like, everyone, wear a mask, get vaccinated.
Riley Emspa did the thing.
Contracted COVID-19 but I
it was easier the second time
I had like one day
where I just felt like
I was hit by a truck
and then
but I didn't have a cough
I didn't have a sore throat
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and congested
way easier for me
the second time as well
yeah
and I was able to taste and smell
which was great
first time was like
yuck
second time was like
speaking of
speaking of fall
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I'm going to be going goblin mode at this one, by the way.
I'm trying to use more like Gen Z slang.
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It's because of the glasses.
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Speaking of going goblin mode, you know where I want to go goblin mode?
Where?
I want to be a goblin in a shared bedroom with strangers.
That's right.
We're talking about European hostels today.
So we were, last night, we were discussing this topic on the zardi on the jeff and riley patreon
plug there and that's a zoom party and i come sometimes too if that's an incentive or disincentive
and uh i was like hostile someone had suggested it on the instagram oh come on oh come on and i
was like yeah let's do hostiles and then r Riley goes, let's make it a little bit more.
I think Jenna.
Jenna suggested it.
Yes, Jenna.
Jenna, who is part of the Patreon.
She suggested it.
And Riley goes, let's make it more specific.
And I go, okay.
And she goes, how about European hostels?
So she literally just narrowed it down to a fucking continent.
It's like somehow that's more
specific like yeah it's more specific but not meaningfully but it's more specific than when
than just hostels right it's more specific than just no you're so fucking right i'm so dumb
um i love hostels talk to me about them i haven't been in one since covid crucially i think the experience
probably fundamentally changed for me by covid um yeah but like in the summer of 2019
i did some solo venturing around um europe uh and stayed in many hostels and european hostels
so there we go again with this shit um and uh some of them were really really great and an inexpensive way
to get to see some really cool places and some of them were hell on earth right um the one that
comes to mind is when i stayed in a hostel and it was either the Czech Republic or Austria.
I can't really remember.
I was drinking a lot.
And I stayed in a hostel where I shared a room with 31 other men. You are lying.
You are lying.
The bunk beds were four high.
No, that is a death trap.
That is a death trap.
There were eight bunk beds that were four bunk beds high, and I climbed to the tippy top because the top one was the only one that was open.
There were only top ones open.
But also, to be fair, that's probably the safest one to be in.
I mean, safest by what metric?
Safest in like you're not going to get crunked absolutely not because it's the reason it's the unsafest
is because then when you go out on a fucking pub crawl and you're in your bed pissed as shit
at three in the morning and you suddenly need to go to the bathroom you are drunk climbing down four bunk beds worth of like a rickety flights also to be
clear you're picturing this bunk bed in your mind i know what you're not picturing it being made of
wood it was it was made of the creakiest the creakiest wood imaginable um so i did that and
that was pretty pretty much a low moment I also was woken up drunk.
I wasn't drunk this time, but someone else was drunkenly woke me up in the middle of the night at a hostel in Belgium and was like, you're in my bed.
And it was like a whole thing where he was like, he thought I'd taken his bed and I was like, no, man, you were sleeping over there.
And it was it was pretty unpleasant.
But then I also stayed in some really nice ones.
There was one in Aberdeen I stayed in, which was really nice.
A couple others in Venice I stayed in were really nice.
So real mixed bag.
Anyway, enough about me.
What do you like about hostels?
I've never stayed in a hostel.
Oh, they're incredibly hostile-style environments.
Well, because I think whenever it's like I remember after studying abroad and I went to Lambda.
Hey, fuck off.
Go ahead and fuck off.
But I did some traveling around Europe with some friends after that.
And we just like pooled money together to get like to share hotel rooms.
Right.
I think I was just I'm too nervous.
I think I was just too nervous.
No, I know that hostels are a great and inexpensive way.
But I think it's just like the I don't know, being a young woman and traveling.
I just there's a part of me that just gets it.
But also be nervous.
Also, I would never stay in a hostel if I wasn't on my own, because you're right. the more it's like we could just have the same experience of like being uncomfortably cramped
in a space but with people we know for the same amount as we could be cramped in a space with
strangers so i i would never do it if i was with like three other people i was just doing it because
i was on my own and i was also like living off of like 15 euro a day i was having like sure a
croissant and an apple for like all of my food
well and that's on an eating disorder and that's and that's no no no that was actually the luxury
the beauty of traveling the french riviera um but yeah i i've never stayed in one but
just hearing stories like that i mean my god i can imagine what a way to meet people what stories of like the kinds of
people you meet at a hostel and and so when i was looking them up it's just like a bunch of
different kinds of hostels it's like there's and i did see it's like hostels that are highly
recommended for like solo women travelers or hostels for families hostels party hostels like
all a lot of different kinds um that are affordable, you know, and the cheaper it is, maybe maybe you might get 31 people to a room and four bunk beds stacked on top of each other.
But still, if you're traveling around, the pricing is fucking random because like I think I paid the same amount for that one as I paid for this one that I stayed in Berlin.
That was super nice.
And I was only with three other people in the room.
There were two bunk beds.
So it's like the pricing is so random.
That one was crazy.
Because I went on a pub crawl.
With the two guys from Newcastle.
Who were there.
They had literally.
It was a.
Like Wednesday.
They flew in on a Wednesday night. to go partying in berlin and then we're
flying back to newcastle at like 4 a.m to go to work on thursday to be fair i have also done
when i was in london i did do like a 32 hour trip to Berlin. This wasn't 32 hours. This was nine hours.
Like they didn't even.
And so I remember I went,
I went out drinking with them and I like reached a point at like 1am
where I was like,
I'm going home.
I went back to the hostel.
I wake up the next morning,
they're gone.
They had to go catch their flight.
But in their beds are two enormous potted plants that they had.
Turned into plants.
That they had stolen.
They turned into plants.
No, I don't think.
They met a witch.
No, I don't think that's.
Oh my God, Alf, that was them.
They didn't go on a plane.
They literally turned into plants.
I think, no, I think they drunkenly stole them and then put them in the beds in the hostel.
No, okay.
I think they met a witch.
Okay, let's play that out.
Ollie the witch.
No, that is wild. I just left it there Anyway hostels are fun
And they're a fun thing to do while you're young
But the age as I age
And you are so old
I'm ancient my back
My neck
I think just talking about age and hostels
I think it's going to be the most youthful episode
Yes I love that
I think We're still young Carefree age and hospital i think it's gonna be like the most youthful episode yes i love that i think
we're still young carefree carefree kind of just like freedom and like covid is over you don't
have covid anymore there's a freedom in that it's over that it's gonna be the summer of love
in september man it's gonna be the freest it's gonna be the freest episode. The freest, youngest. The freest, youngest, healthiest episode.
The lithest episode we've ever done.
Ooh, lithe.
It's the lithest.
This is the lithest.
This is officially the lithest episode.
Hey, they're the lithest when it's like you.
Do you want to start or should I?
I would love it if you started.
Okay.
Okay, go crazy.
This is for, it's a party hostel. It's ranked, at least on this website,
which is, like, not TripAdvisor,
not Yelp or anything like that.
I'm forgetting the name for it.
I just took screenshots, and then I closed out the tab.
But it's ranked as the number one best party hostel in Berlin.
That's saying something.
It's called the Circus Hostel.
Oh, fucking hell.
It's ranked out of 10,. It's ranked out of 10.
So it's 10 out of 10.
This is from AC.
Okay.
This one comes from air conditioning.
You are a piece of shit.
And this is from August 19th, 2023.
So this was very recently.
Whoa!
Air conditioning.
10 out of 10.
Writes,
This was a perfect ending for me.
Everything was as it should be.
Not having AC was not a problem for me
as there are some small ventilators.
This was a perfect ending.
To what?
To what?
Genuinely to what?
Genuinely to his life.
To his trip, I imagine.
But, kind of ominous.
This is how I want to go.
Walk into a hostel
and you're just like fuck i could die here
i could fucking die in this place a family comes in like a like recently bereaved family
um rings the bell front bell oh my god i can't believe we have to do this uh excuse me
excuse me uh hey do you work here? Yeah, what's up?
Hi
This is
Highly unusual
I'm sorry
My brother just
Passed
And
My family and I
We just came back from
Condolences
Thank you
Thank you
I really appreciate that
You know, he was sick for a long time
And so it What did he have? It was almost of like a mercy. He had pancreatic cancer. Oh, well, right. Oh, yeah. for his wishes after his death. But he, he led us here.
And he wrote a letter to us that the coroner found in his suit jacket pocket.
He died in a suit.
He died in a suit.
He was a,
he was a fancy guy.
And he said,
if you want a taste of the life of the
party,
parentheses, AKA me, smiley face, go to Circus Hostel in Berlin, ask for Peter, and he'll give you everything you need to know about, well, me.
Wow, that's heavy.
You wouldn't happen to be peter would you
no no my name is uh my name is jasper but i can uh i can get peter i think he's in the bag
peter's here oh my god yeah he's on towel duty well that'd be amazing i mean he
well uh my my brother clearly connected with him a lot so if there's anything else i could learn
from him i would be honored to meet peter sure i'll um yeah i guess i'll grab him um do you want
do you want to sit down there's a bar do you want to wait in the bar you know what uh yeah papa
could use a drink right about now oh Oh, okay. Get to the bar.
Dirty Shirley, please.
Extra dirty.
Coming right up.
You're French.
Wasn't expecting that here in Germany.
Bienvenue à Berlin.
Everybody is a transplant here.
Oh, cool.
Kind of like a melting pot.
You know, my brother, Frank, he
loved fondue.
So he gave melting pots. That's just a little
bit about him. Sorry, this is really hard
being here. Was this Frank,
your brother, any chance
that he was quite a fancy gentleman?
Yeah, he was
kind of the fanciest
guy I ever met
he always wore a suit
I mean my god the man loved a suit
hair perfectly
quaffed all the time had to be
that was so Frank
and yet he went through all this effort to quaff his hair
and then he hid it under his fedora
you met Frank of course it under his fedora.
You met Frank?
Of course.
Always in a fedora, never in a bad mood.
Yes, that's him.
He was happy-go-lucky.
And if he wasn't in a fedora, he was in a pork pie cap.
Absolutely.
I have to say, I'm slightly concerned by your tone of voice. You are saying, past tense, he was.
Has Frank moved away?
He has moved away.
Yeah, he moved away.
Back to the great unknown.
Oh.
To the Pekipski in the sky.
That's heaven, all right.
Oh, he's passed away.
Frank passed away
yesterday, actually.
He had pancreatic cancer,
and it just absolutely ravaged him.
So I'm here to meet Peter,
who, you know, he left a note
in his fancy suit saying that
Peter kind of changed his life
at this hostel.
Absolutely.
Well, you cannot go wrong with Peter. He is one of the nicest
men I have ever met.
Well, you know what?
You seem pretty nice yourself.
Would you like to connect with
your brother? Have
his favorite drink, perhaps?
Oh my god.
Yes, I will say also about my brother.
He's the fanciest guy I ever met.
And I can't believe he was staying in hostels around Europe.
He could afford really nice hotels.
Oh, but of course, from his microchip business, he told me all about it.
Yes, the dog microchipping.
He was very concerned about people being able to track their dogs.
And it was lucrative.
But no, maybe. He was a concerned about people being able to track their dogs. And it was lucrative. But no, may we.
He was a kind man.
He would rather spend his money on others than on himself.
And he gave everybody here a sense of happiness and an amount of money.
He paid, well, my God, how much did he pay you?
Not crazy, like 30 euro.
But it adds up.
Oh, so he paid for a drink.
Right, well, there were like 20 people here.
So it's, you know, do the math.
No, that's a good amount.
About 600 euro.
I would love to have his favorite drink.
Okay.
I can remember, it's just kind of a neat scotch.
That was how I knew Frank.
No, no, no, no.
That is not the Frank that I knew.
The Frank that I knew was always drinking what he called worm bombs.
It was a glass of absinthe that you drop a Jaeger shot into.
Oh, are you sure we're talking about the same Frank?
May we?
Frank was, this is the Frank who cleaned his pocket watch three times a day and always had to have his shoes shiny enough that he could see his reflection.
So it doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would have a worm bomb.
Oh, but yes, Frank, he was the man who was always wearing a pocket square, never not drinking absinthe?
Wow.
I guess there was a lot to Frank that I didn't know.
Perhaps you did not know your brother as well as you thought.
That was really out of line.
No, I just meant it was clear.
I'll take a worm bomb, but I'd really like to see Peter, please.
Okay, I will make two.
One for you, and one for moi.
I don't want to have a drink with you, because you're kind of stepping out of line.
Okay, Peter can have the other one, then, if you're going to be a...
Whatever.
All right.
Here he comes, now.
Here he comes. Here's the man of the hour
peter
howdy howdy
oh howdy again
was expecting a german man
what can I do's you for's
well you can do's me for
a bit of clarity
and maybe a little bit of solace
um I hate to say
this but uh my brother, Frank,
you may have known him as the fancy man in the fedora.
Well, by howdy, I do.
He lost the battle.
He's no longer with us.
He's in the Great Poughkeepsie in the sky.
And he left a letter
saying that you kind of changed his life over here.
No way.
That's wild.
Your accent, it's amazing.
It's kind of a chameleon.
You started off,
I thought you might have been from Texas or something.
Yeah.
Well, I'm kind of from Texas
by way of, you know, kind of from Texas by way of you know
kind of I spent some time
in Stockholm and you know
we're European here it's everybody
is melting pot
melting pot
it takes off his enormous
cowboy hat
I'm really sorry
to hear about your brother.
Thank you.
He really, you know,
I was never a hostile guy in my youth.
And Frank wasn't either,
but it seems like this place,
these people, this country changed him.
Can I show you something?
Is it
having to do with Frank,
I imagine? Yeah. That would be
crazy if I
had just said, like,
ye doggie, let's get it going and
go see something that has nothing
to do with your brother. Like a baseball card
collection. That would be crazy.
I have a stamp collection that is really
really good. I don't need to see that. That's okay.
Please. Let's go.
You're the man who I came here to see, so
if you have anything else that could
help me learn a bit more about the brother that I
guess I never knew, I want to see it.
Yes. Come with me to the
back patio. It's going to be a really
good time.
Go to the back patio. Go to the back patio. It's gonna be a really good time. Go to the back patio.
Go to the back patio.
You see 35 people, all
wearing suits
in fedoras with glasses of
absinthe in their hands.
You see, this was
Yee Doggy Frank's
influence.
He was a crazy guy who
loved to party, and he was always partying
and always dressed nice.
And his influence has made this
place crazy good.
Everyone cheers.
We drink to you. Oh my god.
So you all
knew Frank.
But of course.
You know, can I just ask? I won't take up
too much of your time. This is, I honestly don't know how much my heart can take this.
It was so recent.
I miss him so much.
Can I ask everyone to go around and share, I don't know, something about Frank that made them smile?
I can start.
No, no.
Please, let me.
I'm the waiter.
Well, I'd like to start because I'm his brother.
I'm the bartender from before, you remember.
I don't like you very much.
I offended you very, very deeply.
Yes.
Your brother Frank, one time he saw me and I was crying over a femme fatale, a woman who had broken my heart.
You are a Pepe Le Pew man.
And he passed me his Garfield print pocket square
for me to blow my nose.
And he said,
cheer up, Baco.
It is always gonna to get better.
Every choice.
Ye doggie Frank.
Ye doggie Frank.
That really changed my outlook.
And now I only date women who are right for me.
Ye doggie Frank.
You know, like 10, 15 years younger.
You, I don't like you and I don't like your whole thing.
Okay.
Your whole thing is bad.
I have to inventory the bar.
I will leave.
I can share a little bit about you, Dougie Frank.
Is everyone here kind of by way of Stockholm?
Yay!
You know, Berlin to Stockholm is not a long flight.
It's melting pot.
We are in the melting pot.
I'll be honest.
Sorry, Peter here again.
I'll be honest.
We have real questions about Melanie.
I think she might be faking the accent, but we've never really caught her out.
So we don't know.
Well, I can be honest about this.
I am from Bloomington, Indiana.
But I feel like
my heart has always been
on this side of
the water pond.
And so I kind of feel like
I am part of the culture
in a way. Nobody talks like
this here.
Except her. I can
share about Ye Doggy Frank. Ye Dog share about Yee Doggy Frank. Yee Doggy Frank. Yee Doggy Frank.
Yee Doggy Frank was, I am not ashamed to say, a wonderful lover. Oh my. Oh, we don't need to get
into that. No, I think it's important you know this about Yidogi. I would like to hear this.
You suck.
Yidogi was selfless.
Yidogi was gentle but rough when I wanted him to be.
Yidogi changed me from the insides outwards.
He cut my hair in the most intimate way.
He looked me in the eyes as he trimmed my bangs and said, this will be a good look for you, Melanie.
Wow.
I didn't believe him at first,
but then I walked out on the streets the next day
and boom, a modeling scout saw me and handed me a card and said, you got what it takes?
And I said, oui.
And so that was Frank's doing.
He knew what I was capable of.
Yidogi Frank.
Yidogi Frank.
Yidogi.
Look, I don't want to be out of a line here, but we would love-
Is it the bartender again?
Is it you?
No, I'm Peter.
Can you tell?
Oh, sorry.
It's Peter.
It's Peter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm from Texas, by way of Stockholm.
Anyway,
would you like to share a little story about your brother?
I would love to.
It means so much to me
to see you all here. I'm kind of
confused because I came to break the news
about his passing, so it is a little bit confusing.
I don't know if you guys were all just
here dressing up as Frank or
what that was about
Is he doggy day Wednesday was he doggy day?
He made it happen and we have not stopped since he left. We did not know he was dead. This was normal for us
He doggy Frank
Melanie um, I swear to God I'm gonna find out that you're lying about the voice and you're gonna be so fucked I
Will share I'm going to find out that you're lying about the boys and you're going to be so fucked. I will share.
Frank, you know, our parents weren't the best parents, but that's, you know, they tried.
They're from a different time.
And so they never said I love you to us.
I don't think we ever we ever heard our parents say that. But after you
know, we'd hear mommy and daddy fighting in the other room and get nervous. Frank would hold me
in his sinewy arms. And he would say, they love you, buddy. They love you, William.
And I would say, you don't you don't know that? And he'd say, I sure do.
Why don't you ask them?
What a weird thing for you to say.
And I'd say, but they're fighting.
And he goes, try.
And so I would say, Mommy, do you love me?
And Frank, as our mom, would go, I love you, William.
And then he'd be like, now ask Daddy.
And I'd say, Daddy, do you love me?
And he would go, I love you, William.
So he was always there for me, you know, even in the darkest.
Holy shit.
That is one of the most depressing things I've ever heard.
The grimace stories that I am a bartender at a party hostel in Berlin.
You need to get out of here.
You bum me out so freaking hard, man.
Yeah, we do not like to remember Ye Doggy Frank as anything like weird or sad.
Most of my memories of Frank are very, very horny, and I love it this way.
We would like for you to be having a leaving and for us to continue Ye Doggy Dad.
Melanie, I swear to God, that was so different than before.
You are obviously lying.
I'll go. I'm sorry.
I want you guys to keep your memory of Frank
alive in the way that you see fit.
But I just wanted to say thank you
for... You're welcome.
Clearly not you,
bartender. Thank you
to everybody else for giving him
the happiest memories.
Yee Doggy Frank.
Yee Doggy Frank. Can I have a goodbye kiss?
No.
Okay. Have a blessed day.
Yee Doggy Frank.
I'm very religious.
Let's take a Yee Doggy break.
Let's take a Ye doggie break. Let's take a ye doggie break.
Ye doggie Frank, we're back.
We are back from the break.
I will say about this little one we just did.
A, I'd like to formally apologize to the fact
that we lost every single European listener
during the course of that tune.
Yes, I am very sad that we will no longer be.
I could feel them tune it,
just like not only turning the episode off,
but unsubscribing from the podcast
in their podcaster of choice.
100%.
Also, I don't know how,
I think I lost touch of the intention.
I don't think that was the most lithe scene.
I disagree.
I think the bartender was very lithe.
That's true.
The bartender was quite horny.
Whatever her name was.
Melanie.
Melanie, I think she was pretty lithe.
Okay.
Frank, I think in his essence, was lithe.
In his own way, his own fancy way.
Should I read a review?
I would love if you would read a review for a European hostel.
I'm not going to do a single accent during this night scene.
Doubt it.
Okay.
This is for Heart of Gold Hostel in Berlin.
Oh, another Berlin one.
From Johannes S.
Johannes Spit.
Johannes Spit.
One star.
One star.
This is for Heart of Gold Hostel in Berlin.
No heart more gold should be the name of this hostel.
Got into a Berlin nightclub time warp and foolishly lost track of time and had none left to take my sheets off in order to get to my train.
The staff didn't care and refused to pay me back the deposit.
No room for an exception.
In fear of the boss,
must be a horrible, sad being.
There is no love there.
A certain unfriendly attitude flies along
even by just serving a beer.
Stay away.
It will make your trip more lovely.
Winky face.
So you might be wondering
what the fuck is that saying?
Now, a close reading of that, I believe what happened was that Johannes went to a nightclub.
Yeah.
Lost track of time.
Yes.
Realized they had to catch a train.
Yep.
Didn't have time to strip the sheets off the bed, which is one of the things you were supposed to do before you checked out of the hostel.
Also takes literally like two seconds to do.
And so the hostel kept the deposit. Because it's the least you could do is strip the sheets. Because you didn't do the takes literally like two seconds to do. Does not take long. And so the hostel kept
the deposit. Because it's the least you could do is strip
the sheets. Because you didn't do the one thing you were supposed to do.
Yes. And then when you ask for
an exception to the rule,
because you lost track of time
at a nightclub, they wouldn't make
it because they were scared of the boss,
who is a very unfriendly being.
But didn't Johannes Spitt say, who I
imagine? Like, Johannes Spitt doesn't know the boss.
That's true.
That's true.
They say must be a horrible, sad being.
I also would like to draw attention to No Heart More Gold, which was a very misleading title for a one star review talking about how they thought the service was bad even though they're just doing their jobs and you were a bad uh patron in that like well i think no heart more gold would i
would think like oh they couldn't be nicer they couldn't be more generous no i think it means like
they have no heart all they're interested in is more gold oh is it no heart comma more gold
it is ultimately no heart more gold should be the name of the
hostel with no punctuation so no heart more gold should be the name of the hostel
i think it's no heart more gold should be the name no that makes sense but i really was quite
misleading of like no heart more gold no heart more gold it's kind of giving um you know
the book that's like all about context and syntax and it's like eats shoots and leaves let's eat
grandma let's eat grandma let's eat grandma you you coming up to the desk at a hostel trying to explain the situation.
Yeah, so basically, I have to check out.
My flight is in like 20 minutes, so I got to go to the airport right now. I did as much as I can, but there's a couple of things I didn't have time to do.
So I'm sorry about that.
Oh, before you check out, could you please let me know a couple of things that you did not do?
Oh my God.
First of all, this is crazy.
You're literally the first German person I've met here.
Oh, well, this is a melting pot.
Right. I've heard that.
So I didn't, I did strip the sheets,
but I couldn't figure out
how to get the pillowcases off the pillow.
So I just said, fuck it.
I left the pillows.
Oh no, you did not take off the pillowcase. I said fuck it i left the pillows and uh oh no you
did not take off the the pillowcase i couldn't figure it out i was like is there a button you
couldn't figure it out i think there's a button am i right about that there's some kind of button
there that makes it hard to get off i don't know yeah you are um you are pulling my leg
no no no i'm serious i'm serious i i couldn't figure it out so i'm just letting you know and
i'm gonna run now i have to catch flight no no no no no no no no no, I'm serious. I'm serious. I couldn't figure it out, so I'm just letting you know, and I'm going to run now. I have to catch a flight, so thank you so much.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You cannot leave.
Well, I'm just trying to get my deposit,
but it was like a 50 euro cash deposit.
If I could just get that back.
No, we cannot give you the deposit,
and you cannot leave the establishment.
Okay, well, first of all,
you can't stop me, okay?
I know we're in Germany,
but it's still a free country. I know I can't stop me, okay? I know we're in Germany, but it's still a free country.
I know I can't stop you, but when you came to the hostel,
you signed the agreement saying that you would leave everything as it was
and that you would strip the bed.
Well, the pillowcases were on the pillows when I showed up, so.
Well, now you are having cheek with me no you are being you are having cheek with me you
are being a cheeky boy all right i don't like your tone first of all um i am sorry to say this but i
might have to get the manager involved yes please what's your name by the way my name is lisa okay
lisa please get your fetch your manager for me and what does your name remind me of your name, by the way? My name is Lisa. Okay, Lisa, please get your ma- fetch your manager for me.
And what does your name remind me of your name?
Gra.
Gra.
Gra.
Your name- no, I know for a fact that your name is not Gra, because that is a sound and that is not an American name.
Fine, it's Greg.
Okay.
I was scared to tell you.
Greg. I'm scared to tell you. Greg,
you will not be scared of me
when you are meeting my manager.
My manager is a very scary man.
Oh, I'm sure.
And he will be the one
to be making sure
that you will be taking
the pillowcases off the pillows.
Literally, my flight
is going to leave without me.
I have to go.
Well, that is too bad.
You should have learned
to take off the pillowcases. I will not be giving that to you. Uh-oh. Oh, my fucking God going to leave without me. I have to go. Well, that is too bad. You should have learned to take off the pillowcases.
I will not be giving that to you.
Uh-oh.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, God.
He's on his way.
May God have mercy on your soul.
How do you know he's on his way all of a sudden?
Because I feel him.
I feel him walking through the halls.
May God help you, Greg.
You hear a man come in?
Hello?
Hi.
I hear from Lisa that you are having trouble taking off the pillowcases.
No, no.
Well, yes, that is happening, but that's not the real issue here.
Sorry, there's something about you. Well, yes, that is happening, but that's not the real issue here.
Sorry, there's something about you.
The real issue here is that Lisa is not giving me my money back.
Oh, Lisa, that is not nice. He pays the deposit to make sure he gets it back at the end of his stay.
Right, thank you.
I know, I know, but he...
Lisa,
why don't you go take your smoko break, and then you
can come back when you are done. Yeah. I will
deal with this gentleman. Enjoy your smokos.
Lisa, as she leaves,
you just kind of, like, you see a tear
go down, and she just, just, shaking.
Now.
Kind of an unstable chick
where you find these people you should be you should i'm just like i don't want to criticize
you as a manager but you should hire better staff than that why don't you and i sit down i can pour
you what would you like i don't have a time for this oh jJ, would you like a coffee? No, I have an airport to get to.
I have to fly home.
I just kind of like,
I put a hand on your shoulder really tight.
Would you like an orange juice,
a coffee, or a beer?
Coffee, I guess.
Good.
I put you floppy down the chair.
Now,
why don't you tell me what could have possibly happened
that you did not remember?
You seem like a very smart man, Greg.
You seem like you know how to take a pillowcase
off of the pillow, Greg.
It's not that I didn't.
Now, you and I both know
that you know there are no buttons there was
there literally was a fucking button case you're fucking calling me a liar when i literally was a
there was a button there was a button greg what can be honest with me greg Greg I'm gonna miss my fucking flight Greg
I'm not gonna make it back
Greg you and I will not
Be having standing up from the table
Unless you tell me
What it is that really happened in that bedroom
I shit myself
I shit myself in a club
I was dancing and I took
I took a hit of something
And I don't know i didn't know
it was a popper i did a popper for the first time and i made me shit myself on the dance floor and
so i was like oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck i have to get home for a flight so i ran back to the
hostel and i used the pillowcase to clean the shit off my ass. And so I can't give you the pillowcases back.
Because I used the pillowcases to clean the shit that was all over my ass.
Because I shit myself.
Is that what you want to-
Shit's on your ass.
Is that what you want to fucking hear?
Greg.
Keep the fucking 50 euro.
Just let me go home.
Greg, do you think-
Do you think I am a stupid man?
No. What?
Do you think I am a...
How do... A patsy?
Do you think I am a patsy man?
No. You look really smart
to me.
Do you think I am one who takes
kindly to half-truths?
You don't believe that I shit myself.
Greg, I believe you look like a man
who has shit his pants.
Right, so what's the fucking damage?
But Greg, I know that is not the whole story, Greg.
Please, don't, don't make me...
Greg, do you want to make your flight
back home to Jacksonville, Florida, Greg?
Yeah, it's so bad.
I have a...
Now, Greg, I bet you're wondering
how I knew that you are from Jacksonville, Florida. I assume it's so bad. I have a... Now, Greg, I bet you're wondering how I knew that you are from
Jacksonville, Florida. I assume
it's because I had to give you
my passport to scan when I... It's because you
had to give me your passport to scan.
That's not weird. Now, Greg,
I have your passport, Greg.
What?
Wait, what?
I took your passport
because I know that you will not be leaving until you give me the entire story, Greg.
Okay, can you-
Now, we can do this the easy way.
What?
Or, I could bring in Lisa and she could also listen to this story, Greg.
No, no, no, please don't make her hear it.
Would you like me to bring in Lisa?
No, no, no, please don't make her hear it.
Greg, you have to stop writhing around in your seat.
Okay, okay, okay.
Now, you shit your pants at the club.
You use the pillowcases to wipe the shit off your ass.
Right.
And then...
And then I put on my clean clothes again to come downstairs and check out and i was waiting
for the elevator and it took a really long time to come so i was like fuck it i'll take the stairs
so i took the stairs and i slipped in the stairwell and I shit my pants
you shit yourself again
I shit myself again
and I had no more clothes
that were not shitted
in
I had shitted in all of my clothes
so I ran back upstairs
and I took the pillowcases
off someone else's bed
and I fashioned these shorts
that you're looking at now.
Now, Greg, do you want to know how I already knew this half of the story?
There's CCTV, right?
There's closed circuit television.
Yes.
Right.
And, Greg, it is very clear, Greg, by looking at your pants, that they are made of pillowcases.
Right, and there's still some shit.
Probably.
And there is still a little bit.
Right.
Yes.
How much is a man's dignity worth?
50 euros?
Oh, Greg.
For you, not as much.
But.
What?
I will let you go.
You will not be getting your deposit back for obvious reasons, Greg.
Just give me my passport.
Greg, I will give you your passport.
But you need to do something for me in return.
What?
You need to write a five-star review on Yelp, Greg.
What?
Okay.
You need to write a review, and I need to watch you do it.
What?
Now?
No, I'll do it on the plane.
Yes.
I'll get the go-go-in-flight Wi-Fi.
Greg, do I look like a stupid man?
No, no.
Do I look like Oon Patsy?
No, not Oon Patsy, Greg. No, not Oon Patsy, no. Greg, do you know how many people
have left this hostel saying, oh,
Oon Patsy, we will give you five star
review, five star, and then they do
not leave a single
review. It is an easy
thing to say, harder still to do,
Greg. Now, Greg, would
you like to shit yourself a third
Oon third time
this day? Or
would you rather write the review
I said I'd fucking do it.
Out loud, Greg.
I want to look over your shoulder
and have you read it to me.
Here is
und laptop.
What?
I change the translation to English
und
write about how hospitable we are, how clean our services are.
Okay.
I loved my time here.
It was a blast.
Five stars.
Greg.
What? That's a positive review.
There's nothing wrong with...
If you saw that review, you'd be like, that's a good review.
Greg, you hurt Lisa today, that's a good review. Greg,
you hurt Lisa today.
No, she hurt herself.
No, Greg. She was fighting me. She should have just
given me money.
Write about Lisa.
Okay.
There's...
I showed up at the hostel
and there was this really rocking chick named Lisa who was super friendly and did a really good job.
And I bet she's really good at her job.
And I bet that no one would ever say she's not.
And the manager, he's really, really super nice dude who's also really helpful
and i swear none of these rooms ever smelled like shit there was no shit anywhere in this place i
don't even know if people here can shit because that's how little shit there was anywhere i love
it it smells so fucking good if i could never again i would five stars
his scent greg okay sand dude good i have my passport you did a fantastic job today, Greg. Thank you.
You will be having your passport back.
Thanks. We ask
that you never come here
to the country of Germany.
Easy. Done. Or to this
hostel ever again. Something in your
fucking food didn't agree with me anyway,
so I gotta go.
Okay, it's not the food. It's not
the food. It was the poppers.
We all know it was the poppers and that I have a weak constitution.
Sure, whatever.
I think I missed my fucking flight.
Can I stay one more night?
I don't have another flight.
Greg.
What? You can stay. flight. Greg. What?
You can stay.
Good.
But.
What?
You will not get your passport back.
If I stay?
Yes.
So I can never leave?
Correct.
Okay, then give me my passport.
I'll find somewhere else.
Okay.
Piece of shit. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm. Piece of shit.
Sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm a piece of shit.
Thank you. I was talking about myself.
Walks outside.
I love...
Bye.
Bye, Lisa. Thanks for your help.
I hope you enjoyed
your smoke break.
So he lets you go.
Yeah.
I told him about the stuff.
About the shit.
Yes.
The shitting myself stuff.
We all knew.
I know.
I knew that.
It was.
Could have been so easy.
How much is a man's dignity worth?
For you.
Not much. I hear that. I hear that a lot. could have been so easy how much is a man's dignity worth for you not much
I hear that a lot
you hear a group in the back of the hostel just go
you doggy Frank
this place is fucked
now let's talk about the liveness
of those characters
I think that at the beginning
Greg was not a very
lithe character. He was quite aggressive
and quite kind of like
tense. And then
in his kind of, there was a litheness
and a youth to his groveling.
I think so.
And like once the manager was able to kind of
intimidate him, like I kind of imagine the manager
being like a Christoph Waltz type. Yeah, absolutely.
And once he was able to get Greg to open up,
that's where the litheness came in and the freedom of talking about the
poppers and the shit.
The fluidity.
Yeah.
All righty.
This is for the Cabana's Hostel in Liverpool.
Okay.
This is from Anna M.
Anna McCartney.
Anna McCartney. Anna McCartney.
No relation.
Five stars.
Such a nice hostel.
Honestly.
But the cleaning lady is very rude.
The Liverpool woman who is always cleaning the bathrooms.
Liverpool woman.
Very, very, very rude.
So fucked up.
The Liverpool woman who is always cleaning the bathrooms.
Very, very, very rude.
It sounds like you're watching like cable network news and it's like a local menace
that no one has caught. Rumors are flying again today about a Liverpool woman
who has been seen sneaking into her neighbor's houses
and disappearing into the night without a trace.
Sorry, breaking news.
I am standing in one of the public market squares in Liverpool
and I have an eyewitness here who says that they saw a Liverpool
woman in the local shops.
It is unclear as
to whether she was just shopping or
if she was causing a disturbance, but I'm here
with someone on the ground who did get
eyes on the Liverpool woman before she scurried away.
Sir, what is your name
again? Derek. Derek.
Okay, Derek, now can you tell me about
the Liverpool woman? she frightening was she
terrifying was she a danger to you or to
others she she got a bag of chips and a
fucking guide a ride and so did she
steal them I yeah oh my god she's maybe
more dangerous than we thought thank you
sir Derek make sure you go home and you lock your doors and lock your windows.
Alright. What channel is this going to be in?
Thank you so much for chatting here with us.
No, but I want to see myself on the telly. What channel is it going to be in?
Back to you, Frank.
I fucking know. Well, that was truly bone chilling stuff.
Thank you.
That was our reporter in the field, Anna.
She was on the ground live in Liverpool's famous Market Square.
And we're going to be talking recently to a woman who has a little something special planned for this Christmas.
But, oh, hang on a second.
I'm getting, sorry, sorry, everybody.
I'm getting a report live in studio here.
We're going to cut back to Anna.
She actually has some more news live from Liverpool's world famous Market Square.
Hi, Frank.
I know we are all very excited to hear about the joys around Christmas.
But I do have a pair of, what did they say?
They're sisters.
Sisters who went to school with who we believe to be the Liverpool woman.
And they called in the studio.
They said that they have information on the identity of who the Liverpool woman might be.
So we are here with, please remind me of your names again, ladies.
Cheryl.
And Tina.
Cheryl and Tina.
Cheryl and Tina, thank you so much for joining us today.
Now, what information
can you give us about the Liverpool woman?
We was in grade 12 with her.
She was a right cow.
She was a right cow, and
you know, I moved to...
Sorry,
it's my first time on the telly, and
now, Lisa,
it sounds like you are not from Liverpool.
I can explain.
Tina and I were separated at birth.
And so I was raised up in Glasgow and my sister was raised down here in Liverpool.
And so that's kind of, that's fascinating, ladies.
But I'm really not interested to hear about the details.
No, it's a fascinating story, really.
We met at summer camp.
You know, I didn't, I went to summer camp with her
and we saw each other and we said,
by gum, that's me.
And that's how we realised
that we were secretly twins.
She's lovely.
She's gorgeous.
And I thought, oh, Jesus,
she looks a bit like me.
And that's great.
Also, sorry, I just
Cheryl here again, I do need to mention
my sister Tina, she
spent some time in Ireland as well
so that's why she sounds like that
a bit, whereas I
obviously, you can tell
born and raised
in Liverpool
I'm kind of what's known as a woman
of the world, I'm kind of a nomad.
And so we've kind of just
bumping here to there. And so, you know, sometimes
I've spent in the North Ireland and sometimes back
in Glasgow. Now, Anna, sorry to
interrupt. Frank, you're back at the studio again.
Yes, Frank, thank you. Sorry, we've got
a, we can't keep bumping Mrs.
McNulty and her Christmas segment.
So if you could just get a clear answer from these
ladies on what exactly she did.
I am desperately trying, Frank.
It kind of seems like they were in a bit of a parent trap situation, Frank.
Now that's fascinating, but not what we sent you to Liverpool's world famous Market Square
for, Anna.
Now please get an answer about this cow they know.
Ladies, copy that, Frank.
Now, ladies, you had mentioned that the Liverpool woman is kind of a cow, which I know in British slang is she's not very nice.
She's maybe a little bit mean and kind of stupid.
Do you have any specific instances where the public should be concerned about the appearance of the Liverpool woman?
Well, when we were in grade 11, she I was sat in
the canteen having
crisps and she came over
and she
grabbed the crisps and walked
off. She was crisps mad.
Absolutely.
She was crisps mad, alright. And
another thing is that when we found
out that we were separated at birth
we decided to switch places
and so I went down to Liverpool
and my sister went up to
Glasgow and
sorry not switched at birth
but separated at birth
and the Liverpool woman
she tattled
she told our parents
she told everybody that we'd switched places
and I don't know this might sound like something of a shock to you but we were trying to get our parents, she told everybody that we'd switched places. And I don't know, this might sound
come as something of a shock to you,
but we were trying to get our parents back together.
You know, they had been divorced
and one of them took each baby.
So we were trying to get them
back together. Frank,
I would just like to make clear, Frank, I know you
can't see, everyone else can see, but these
women are not identical twins. These women
are... Are you, fraternal.
These are.
Are you even fraternal?
It seems like one of you is maybe about 10 years older than the other.
I, I, I, but held back, so.
Great.
Anna, Anna, I'm sorry to interrupt again, but I have to say, Mrs. McNulty is in the studio and she is getting feral.
We need to get closure on this segment so we can bump to her.
So just go ahead
frank i am desperately trying all i have learned so far today is that the liverpool woman is uh
crisp mad they said and for american listeners that means that she loves potato chips um that
she is crisp mad and that she tattled on this kind of weird parent trap um i do have to question i
mean i'm a journalist i have to do my due diligence could your parents not tell they
had different children because you two look absolutely nothing alike and sound very
different well you know we're not implying that the plan was flawless but no you kind of missed
out on the you didn't let us finish as that when we got to each other's houses um the parents said
who are you are you one of my daughters from school? Why are you in my house? And then it was the cow
that spoiled the whole fucking thing.
And then she called them and said, those aren't
those are your kids, but
they switched places. And so
I guess if anyone were to be nervous
about the Liverpool
woman, it would be that she's
a little crisp
mad rat.
Now, sorry, I have to ask.
What channel is this going to be on?
I really want to see me and my sister on the TV.
Frank, I hope that was enough closure for you, Frank.
She's a crisp mad rat.
I have to say, your ability to close is unbelievably poor.
Reminds me a lot of our relationship. Can't commit.
I am doing my best.
Anyway, I am going to bump your
ass now and go right to
Mrs. McNulty and her Christmas segment.
Also, I want to ask the viewers at home,
did it sound worse when I
said cow than when the
British people said it? I think it might have,
and I want to say sorry. Anyway,
going live to Mrs. McNulty now.
Well, thank you so
much. I've waited for so long to be part of
this channel. And that's all the time we have.
Thank you so much, Mrs. McNulty.
For everyone watching at home, stay safe, stay
indoors, and if you see a woman with crisps,
punch her in the throat.
Should we do our last segment? Let's fucking do it.
All week long I guess what's shaking me is our incredible accent work this episode
This was fucking hard man
This one was hard
I mean we did put it on ourselves to do a general European
Someone did that
So I would like to apologize to our British listeners,
to our Scottish listeners, to our Irish listeners.
German.
To our French listeners, Dutch listeners.
Swedish.
Swedish listeners, German.
Just kind of like general Euro across the board.
Oh, to our Floridian listeners, to our Texan listeners,
to our...
Absolutely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Minnesota, you did that one um uh no
we cut that one that was the scene we cut because it wasn't good right that was the scene that we
stopped after 30 seconds because it was shit um a little peek behind the curtain a little peek
behind the curtain what has been shaking you what's been shaking me is this damn migraine I'm developing.
I really do have a headache.
It's kind of a pain in the ass, but that's not what's shaking me.
What's shaking me is I got a new, I ordered some vinyl, a new record, and it was shipped
to my house, and I inadvertently bought five copies
of it.
Very cool.
What's the record?
It's Hell Mode, Jeff Rosenstock, great album, great album art.
It's Elmo, Tickle Me, Elmo.
It's Elmo's new Sing Along With album, Sing Along With Elmo.
Sing Along With Me, ABCs.
No, it's a great album, and I did accidentally order five copies, but I was able to get that
resolved, and they only shipped one.
Very cool.
But it came with, this is the real what shook me, inside the record as a little fun little gift.
It was music.
They put an airhead.
And let me tell you, I haven't had an airhead in probably a decade.
What flavor?
It was watermelon, and it hit hard.
I was like, holy shit, and I forgot I had it for like an hour hit hard. I was like, holy shit.
And I forgot I had it for like an hour.
And then I was like, wait, I never ate the airhead.
And that was pretty fucking good.
So my what shook me?
Supporting the artists you love.
Listening to music.
Your what shook me is getting candy.
And eating a little bit of candy.
What shook your ass?
My what shook me,
we're just gonna glaze over
really quick.
I do have a new crush.
A new anthropomorphic crush.
And ultimately,
we're not gonna beat around
the bush here.
Unfortunately,
for everyone including me.
It's Mater from Cars.
No, it's not Mater.
It is the devil
from the Cuphead Show
animated series.
I will not be taking
any further questions
at this time.
If you wanna look it up,
you can look it up.
And we're just gonna, we're gonna move right on past it. We're going to move right
on past it because it has been shaking me. It's been shaking me for a variety of reasons. It's
been shaking me because it's like, what is wrong with me? It's been shaking me because it's like,
I have good taste. And it's been shaking me because it's just like, what does it say about
what goes on in there? And by in there, I mean my psyche. What's also shaking me is again again reminder that we are performing if you want to
hear these amazing accents live in person uh we are going to be at new york comedy festival sunday
november 5th littlefield in brooklyn uh at 5 30 p.m and we will link to those tickets and you can
find um we will be posting about it online uh on our socials as well Speaking of our socials, you can find Alfred on Instagram at AlfredInIt.
You can find the show on Instagram at ReviewReview.
And you should follow the show on ReviewReview on Instagram because we poll the followers for topics.
Yes, we do.
Including this week's topic.
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Yeah, thanks again for that theme song.
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Yee doggie.
Yee doggie.
Yee doggie Frank.
Yee doggie Frank.
Bye.
Bye.
That was a Hiddem Original.