Review Revue - Hollywood Bowl (w/ Lamar Woods!)

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

Alf and Reilly are joined by Comedian Lamar Woods as they write a letter, trust cops, and sing quietly. >>>>><<<<<Follow at:IG: @reillyanspaugh @alfredinnitTwitter: @reilecoyote Join the discord here!Produced by Daniel Ramos @SchubirdsAdvertise on Review Revue via Gumball.fmThis episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/REVIEWREVUE and get on your way to being your best self.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I totally stick with her. Do you ever have a lizard as a pet. Did you ever interact with a lizard? Did you ever interact with a lizard? I'm a lizard man with a lizard plan.

I'm hoping that you're a lizard too. Come on up, you're cold. If I make you fall, under the lamb or soul. Soak it in the heat.

Just get in heat. Lizard likes the treat. Review, review. The only podcast for lizards. Sure. Lamar, what an F for you to come in on. I don't know. What the hell was that?

That was from Fancy Octopus. I was going to say that drumming. I felt like that was it. The subject of the email is related theme song. And Fancy says this one is definitely related to the show. In case you missed that episode, Alf misspoke the other day. And that's what that theme song was pulled from. So thank you for sending that. I forgot about

that moment, and I'm really happy that we have a very haunting rendition of it. But we did. I mean, the episode hasn't come out yet where we asked for more original theme songs that weren't going to get us copyright infringement. So you filled the prompt even

before we asked, so that's kind of perfect. So thank you. We get our minds. I'm just going to cut to the chase. That shit was scary as hell. Do you? Yeah. I'm just going to cut to the chase.

Do you hear that joy? Do you hear that laughter? Do you hear that beam of light coming out of your car slash phone slash computer slash headphone slash wherever the hell you're listening to this it's lamar woods he's back he didn't scare him off he said i'll come back on the pod hey i'm happy to be back i didn't i didn't i didn't realize you were introing me right there i'll fucking wishes I would talk about him that way.

Beam of joy? Absolutely not. Lamar, how the hell are you? I think you're a beam of joy. I'm great. I'm doing okay. Yeah, I'm feeling good. How y'all doing?

It's a beautiful Sunday. It's beautiful outside too right now. I'm loving it. It's gorgeous outside. All right. It is such a... No, in Los Angeles today, it's recording. It is 5.17 p.m. right now loving it gorgeous outside all right it is such a you know in in los angeles today it's recording it is 5 17 p.m in los angeles on january 28th today was where you at again

you're in chicago yeah and it was 40 degrees today and i was like shorts and a t-shirt i was loving it there was like sun for like 15 minutes and i was like this is the best day that's that we've had in two weeks. It was like 78 today. Blue skies. It was far. It was gorgeous. I was walking.

I was running a lot of errands today and I was on the phone with Alf as I want to be. And I passed by. There was a place having a dog adoption event, and it took everything in me to not just grab one of the little tykes. Just grab one. Just grab one and run off with it. Paperwork.

It's a beautiful day. I have to steal a puppy. I have to grab a dog. Alf, what did you do today? I went for a walk. I went to Harris and I stole a puppy. Yeah. And that's a Sunday What did I do today?

That's such a fascinating question To put me on blast like that I think I woke up About 10 something a.m. I went for a walk Like I said, it was 40 degrees So it was basically summer

Went to the grocery store Jewel Osco Went for a walk. Like I said, it was 40 degrees, so it was basically summer. Went to the grocery store. Jewel Osco. And come on, Chicago. Jewel Osco heads. Shout out to Jewel Osco. I went. Yeah, I was about to say, I took a fucking nap.

And now we're here, you know? I, you know, I have to work tomorrow. You know, it's an easy, restful Sunday. Let me ask you a question. I feel like I nap way more as an adult than I did as a child. Yes, absolutely. I nap a lot. Like, I didn't expect that. What do you think?

How frequently do you nap? Every day, pretty much. I feel like at least every day, at least I get at least a 20 minute nap. And it usually just happen. 20 minute is exactly right. 20 minutes is the way to buy can't nap for less than an hour and a half. That's also good. You either want to do 20 or 90. Yeah, it's like, yeah, because anything your body's gonna be like, what

the fuck? My grandmother was a chain smoker, but... In the band? Oh my God. Yes, my grandmother was in the chain smokers. And she took a nap every single day for like her entire life. And she lived into her 80s. So I think the napping

kind of canceled out the chain smoking. So like... I don't know about that. So that's why I'm going to start napping and start smoking. Yeah, yeah. You want to take it to the A's. Net zero.

Yeah, yeah. Just evens it out. That's the combination you have to get. Your doctor's like, I think you have lung cancer. You're like, well, I can't be right. I just woke up from a nap.

You've been napping? Oh, wait, this is all wrong. I think we have to get to retest. Oh, shit. This is a different that's a different patient. I'm so sorry. I'm not here to talk about napping. We're not we're here to talk about music. But most importantly, Lamar, you are a comedian. You were a writer. You are a funny guy. And you're also a music guy. What you have music coming out soon. Talk, tell us about

that. Oh yeah. I've been working on this album all last year. So all 2024, I wanted to do an album about mental health. I wouldn't say it's all about mental health, but it chronicalizes my mental health journey. It's called highly sensitive person, but I've always been doing music since I was a kid i was a rapper and i had a band i was like it was kind of like a gym class heroes type band nice and then um and i actually moved to la to pursue music but people kept laughing at my banter on stage all right i'll just put this guitar down and just talk to you guys but then uh so i just got into comedy but now that you know work now that I've been working for a while, I've been wanting to explore it again.

And I got back into it and I put an album out a couple of years ago called Wine Bars. So this is my second album. And I think it's really good. I'm really it's on it. It's got like intros and outros. It's like a full album. It's like a real, like, like old school album like that. No one's listening to it anymore.

I'm so I'm so I love listening to a full album. Because I mean, I'm a musical theater girly. So it's like if I'm listening to a show or an album, yeah, I'm gonna listen to it the way it was made the way it was intended in the track, the track track order that it was intended to be so. I'm listening cover to cover. And so I'm so excited. Alf, do you listen through or do you skip around? Are you? I listen through, I think.

I don't, you know, I'll do the shuffle. I'll do the shuffle if it's like a huge playlist that's like a bunch of shit. But don't be, don't shuffle my shit. I would never. But when's it coming out playlist that's like a bunch of shit. But don't be don't shuffle my shit. I don't know. I would never. But when's it coming out? What's the date? What's the date? It's coming up on Valentine's Day. So I don't know. Is that I don't know when this is coming out.

When this at the time of release, that is. Let me check that calendar. I'm going to. That's tomorrow. no yeah we dropped it tomorrow oh my god stream highly sensitive person that's so exciting hell yes dude I cannot wait to listen yes yes and then it's gonna be on all platforms like Spotify, Apple title everywhere you could get it. But I also have a website called Lamar. It's called www.lamar-woods.com. And if you want to buy the album from me directly, you could go there and support me because I funded this album by myself. So when streaming is okay, but I don't really see any money from that. It's actually, if you buy it from me, I'll actually get to see the actual impact. And so when I said, when I said stream hindsight as a person, that was a joke because what I meant to say was purchase from Lamar directly.

But I mean, listen, speaking of music, speaking about listening to something you can't skip, you can't shuffle. Speaking of concerts, speaking of Alphas looking at me, we're talking about the Hollywood Bowl today. I'm sorry. Oh, we're here to talk about Hollywood. Lamar, you picked Hollywood Bowl. Talk to me about the bowl. Okay, the bowl. It's like I have a hot and cold relationship with the bowl, like physically hot and cold.

That sounds right. But also when I moved to L.A., it was like the most famous. It felt like it was a famous venue in the world. And it's just like you had to go. And now living here for 10 years what is it like 13 years now I find it to be my least favorite venue in LA but I've had I've gone there to see some of my favorite groups like Wu-Tang and Nas did a show there recently that was like one of the best shows I've ever seen even though it was at the bowl but I also saw Haim there I saw Chance the Rapper there I have a good I've seen a lot of

cool shit because everyone goes there. But I, you know, I like it in theory, but it made me wonder if I, you know, I was thinking about, oh, I wonder if like I'm just tired of it because it's in L.A. Like I wonder what the Bowl Hollywood Bowl is for like Chicago or like New York or like and I was thinking, oh, maybe I should just go to another city and go to their Hollywood Bowl and see what that's like but that's what I remember The Chicago Hollywood Bowl Yeah I'm assuming everyone has

they all have a Hollywood Bowl It's like athletic clubs It's the Hard Rock Cafe Yeah That's what I thought right What is it about like what is your favorite venue in LA of that size

well you know it's the irony is my favorite venue is the Greek theater which is across the street it's like really close I was wondering if it was like a getting to it traffic thing but if they're across the street so yeah for those of you if you don't know what the Hollywood Bowl is, it is a very, very famous outdoor concert venue in, like, the base of, like, the Hollywood Hills in L.A.

It is, it's so beautiful once you're there. It's, like, this big, it's a bowl. It's, like, this big kind of half-open dome and, like, all the seats are sitting on this like rotted rickety wood but it's beautiful and they have like at the like at the front they have essentially like picnic like tables and you could do a whole dinner thing the food's overpriced but you can bring your own you can bring your own food and drinks and it's really fun i've seen how big is like how many how many people can you fit in there uh it's big as hell. It's like one of the biggest bowls, like out of all the bowls, but no,

I don't know. I look, I, so my favorite thing to do there is 17,000, five. Fuck. Wow. And just tables is kind of,

that's so many people. 17,000. Yeah. 17, 17,500 people. It's the shows I've seen there, I agree with you, Lamar. It's like, I'm from LA and the concept of going to the bowl, once I'm there watching the show, it's awesome.

It's so beautiful. You're under the stars. Outside, there's beautiful trees around. It's really great. I saw Queen there. I saw, who else did I see? I saw Lake Street Dive there. I saw a couple of

people i'm forgetting but um i it's the getting there is brutal parking atrocious you'd think that after all this time they would have a better system i i never you have to take a lift or an uber 100 years ago la had a population of like 50 000 i understand but even in the past like 10 15 years there's no and that's the thing when i was looking at reviews it's that the main every negative review is about the parking because it does take an hour to find a parking spot you either have to prepay because it's like yeah you have to like plan it is the hollywood bowl so it's like so fucking, you do have to plan it into your night. It's so congested. It's like if you're going to the Hollywood Bowl, that's a full day affair because you have to get there like six hours before.

In Chicago, any like stadium, like arena venue like that, you can get to it on the train. You know what I mean? Like if they're. Yeah. I would never. Well, you have good public transportation i would never ever drive to the united center or to like soldier field or something and like the idea of having to like that yeah that's awful have you ever been to the hollywood bowl

have i ever been to the hollywood bowl no yes or no it's a no that's really no i've never been yeah if you have if you had to go like if you have to ask yourself that you've never been now what i got the hollywood bowl it's not the hollywood bowl but i think it's very similar is when i was 15 i did see a production of uh matilda at the omisson was that is that simple that is literally not at all the same thing okay i thought it might it might be similar. Yeah. What's the Amundsen? I don't even know. It's a performing arts center. It's like a big,

like, like theater, like play or musical or dance or something. Theater downtown. So pretty similar. Versus a big concert. They're pretty similar. In kind of West LA.

Yeah. So similar. I remember. Do you like the seats there? Do you like the seats? I don't like to see. That's actually my least. No, no, they are. The seats do hurt your butt. Is it benches?

Is it like cubes? Yes, wooden benches. Yeah. And they're old. Gotta check for splinters in your ass afterwards, I'll tell you what. Oh man. So check this out. I was at the Wu-Tang concert and we were in these seats and then this guy was so drunk he like

he he I basically turned around and he just like fell on top of me like he just passed out and I had and it was he was it was like like dead weight like on my body it was crazy like I like saved this guy's life that's crazy when it fell down and then so we we everyone then everyone helped me and like we moved him to my seat and I I went I ran to the I was like, you got to help this guy. He passed out. Go, come on, come follow me. It was crazy. And then and they go check on it.

He wait, he comes to or whatever. And he's like, you know, we're like, you got to get out of you got to go home, man. This is like the night's over for you. And then he he didn't want to leave because he wanted to see the show. So he just so he just like sat down in my seat and I had to like stand up the whole time. So I saved my life. And the thanks that I get is that I lose my seat. And I just have it.

And he was just like, really focused. And I'm like, are you OK? He was just like, I am now'm like are you okay he's he was just like i am now i'm like all right whatever never again will i save anyone at this last experience there's also something like very specific about it's like being kind of like yaks hey listen we've all been there if you drink you've been there where you accidentally get a little too drunk at the function and then it's like but then it's like you're trying to be cool it's like no i'm actually completely sober now and i'm all good it's like no man yeah you gotta go no i'm like really hyper

focusing but like no i'm fine i'm fine you're in my it sounds like it's like getting to the hollywood bowl and from the hollywood bowl is like a fucking you know it's like getting to the Hollywood Bowl and from the Hollywood Bowl is like a fucking you know expedition. It's like three hours to do either of those. So it's like if you've just passed out you're probably not like yeah I can't wait to go stand in line and get back And it's like a ton of hills you have to walk down a huge hill to get out of there

You not only have to park and then you walk up a giant ass hill and then up all these stairs to get to your seat. I don't know how I feel about sitting for music anyway. You know what I mean? I think it depends. Also at the Hollywood Bowl,

they do like also like shows. Like I saw a chorus line did a show at the Hollywood Bowl and they also do like they bring the Philharmonic and they do like Harry Potter with a full orchestra playing or every Halloween season they do like Night Before Christmas with a full orchestra yeah so they do stuff like that there too which is cool I went to a stand-up show one time where it was genuinely only standing like there were no seats anywhere it was like 150 people all standing watching stand-up for three hours no and it was it was genuinely one of the worst experiences of my life um because

it's not like at least when you're standing for three hours at a concert you're moving like you're like dancing a little bit you're going around you know it's kind of there's a flow but like the number of people that you just like looked over and they're like locked knees like flop sweat like they're not enjoying it i was like who like if you had any control over that as the performer you would not choose that so i'm like why did the venue decide to fuck you like that by making everybody stand the entire time. I don't know. Yeah, that's awful. But I think as a musician,

because I went to see Fleet Foxes and everybody sat down the whole time, but it was like a very you're just watching it happen. But like, I tend to, as a rapper on a stage, I'm like, I can't, I think I would find it incredibly painful to perform to a group of people

sitting down. staring up concert to have everyone just said, Oh, no, that would be terrible. I did a show last night. And it was like, but it's like, sometimes audience are like, it's like they're studying you is weird. But like, they're like, they weren't sitting down. But it was just, but I was singing to them

and they were just watching it. I was like, are you guys enjoying this? I go, are you having a good time? But I'm asking you, are you having a good time? I need a response to know how the night will be. I feel you on that. But watching stand- up standing up is seems insane that does seem crazy it's awful i've seen improv shows standing too and that's just

because there's not enough seats or something that's awful but that's different than like all right we're all gathering we're gonna stand that's like too many people like more people showed up than you expected not like This was a ticketed event. You knew exactly how many people were coming four weeks ago and yet you still were like, no chairs, right guys? It's going to be standing room

only for everybody. Should we get to our first review? I think so. Do you want to do it or should I? What's going on? it's up to you alfreeney teeny why don't i start with one huh go crazy why don't i just oh my god do it why don't i you're insane for that do it this is from john f i get a last name for John F. Frankenstein.

John Frankenstein. OK, perfect. John Frankenstein says, and this is for the Hollywood Bowl, five stars. It was awesome. Got in the weed with no issue and was able to smoke joints through the whole dead and company show. If you haven't been to a show here before, I would go as soon as possible. We drove from Arizona and I would say it was worth the trip. It's a beautiful venue.

The people were super chill and we all got high. Yep. That's another thing about the bowl. Is that because it's open there? I don't think I've been other than the chorus line. I don't think I've been to a single show at the bowl where I, it just, everyone's smoking. I don't know maybe it's like i find this something you know because i didn't

grow up in a state where weed was legal you know what i mean so it's like but the idea of like just being like openly being like yeah this venue's great they don't even care if you bring weed in and i'm like there's a part of my little narc brain that's still like what you're allowed to do that no one's gonna get mad but this is on this is on the internet someone might see they're just like yeah that's great there's security they don't i guess they don't really care it's fine also in chicago there's you would never have an open air bank no of course not there's so much wind out there there's something about like because i am that narc friend as well i'm because i'm just so anxious

that it's like you grew up in california are you I know but I'm because I have anxiety it's like even if it's why are you so anxious oh it's best because the anxiety oh it's the anxiety there's something about like being part of the group and everyone's just nervous about this one person like

blowing it for them or even like even if it's legal it's like you're not gonna ruin anything but it's just you're gonna gonna ruin anything. But it's just you're gonna be weird about it. Oh, yeah. I get weird when people pat like I feel like at a concert, there's like a cool camaraderie with other people. But and this person passed me a joint and I smoked it and then I like immediately regretted it because I was like, I don't I don't know

what I just smoked. Right person is I don't I don't know what I just smoked I don't know who this person is and I ended up getting the whole night because I was like oh we're connected we like the same music but it's like no I don't want to do that anymore I have a I have a really clear memory of it was like I was going to see the movie

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates which is like that is a real time stamp I don't even remember what year that was but me and my friend were going and there was a guy in the parking lot who didn't have a lighter for his joint and so he was like

do you guys have a lighter do you guys have a lighter and we like found one in the bottom of the car and his payment he like let us hit the joint and I at this point was like no i'm fine sir that looks um like i don't know who you are but my friend was just like sure what the fuck and you know he really enjoyed mike and dave need wedding dates a lot more than i did but for like half an hour beforehand he was just sitting in the lobby, like fully catatonic, like, I feel like a robot.

And I was like, okay, so that one hit of a joint shouldn't have done that to you. I don't know what the fuck you did. Like that guy was handing out. That shit is dangerous. We shouldn't be doing that at all. But then we culture is like, we're supposed to share exactly it's just like communal like get home after getting back after a concert guys that was honestly i'm so glad that it's like you know mom and dad are always like we should all hang out we should all hang out and i feel

like for us as siblings to all go to a show together, that was one of the best nights of my life. So thank you, guys. Yeah. I, um... Yeah. You know, I thought you were, like... Sometimes, you know, you're the big sister. I feel like you're not cool or whatever,

but I guess you were pretty cool. What? Get out of here with that. You were pretty cool tonight. You were pretty cool tonight, so... Hey, Mike, you were pretty cool, too. Thanks. Yeah, I'm so glad you guys didn't get weird when I did a little heroin at the concert, but, you know... What too. Thanks. Yeah, I'm so glad you guys didn't get weird when I did a little heroin at the concert.

What's that? You know, you guys didn't see that? Oh, that's... No, no, no, I'm cool. No, I'm like, I, you know, I know I've been kind of high strung in the past. Yeah, you've been cool. You guys are the cool one. I'm the cool older sister now.

So, John, the fact that you snuck off and that I'm now learning that you did heroin during the concert, during the Florence and the Machine bash, I'm very cool. And I'm not going to tell our parents

because that's not who I am anymore. You guys can tell me anything and I promise I'll be cool about it. Thank you so much. If you want to know, during the show, remember when I promise I'll be cool about it all right thank you so much if you want to know like during the show remember when I said I was like going to go um get like nachos for everybody yeah I was actually um freebasing in the bathroom is that cool uh yeah yeah I remember that I don't like freebasing too much I like to just stick it right in there but that's where it's uh yeah it was it's made the music better because Florence in the machine

could give you a cool though, right? You're cool. You're being cool, right? Yeah. And you guys are you guys are okay. Like I just like, Oh, yeah, it's cool. But like, it's not a problem. It's casual. It's recreation. Yeah, we I only do it during concerts. Like no, I don't have a problem and not even every concert you know what you mean like florence and machine obviously i'll be doing yeah i know obviously you know would i have done it like and so just for because i'm cool and like i know i am with all of it but like just for someone who wouldn't who like if if i'm gonna talk to my friends about this kind of stuff obviously not her parents and they're like oh what's freebasing? Like someone might them might think that that's kind of like parkour, like freebasing.

Like parkour, did you say? Yeah, because I guess some people. Like free running? Yes, I think some people, definitely not me, hear that and they think free running. But obviously that's not what I think. You hear the phrase freebasing and you think it's parkour. I'm saying that's not me. Except the context and you think it's parkour i'm saying that's the context gave me you think well i'm

saying if i were to tell the story to somebody else why would you tell the story i wouldn't because i'm cool like that yeah i wouldn't i would hope you wouldn't tell me about your two brothers doing drugs at the floor is that exactly the whole point is that we're all cool we're all like we're all just the same and and i'm we're all just the same. And and I'm definitely I'm getting lunch with dad tomorrow. And I'm not gonna bring it up. Because why would I do that? Please don't tell dad, you know, he's not cool at all. And we're almost like, you know, we got about another four hours before

we get back to Arizona. So I don't know if y'all want to stop and just, you know, take another break. I'm kind of itchy. I'm feeling like I need a fix right now. But I, you know, I've been driving this whole time. Yeah. Yeah. What if we kept driving?

What if we, like, what if we just, like, powered through? What if we just, like, got home and, like, took a bath? Not together, just like we all take baths. And I don't know why I said bath. There's only one bath in the house. I meant we can stagger the time.

What am I supposed to do while you take a bath? I meant we could stagger the time. You could watch TikTok. You could read a book. You could- I guess I could do heroin. I guess. I guess.

While you were in the bath. I guess. But it's like you can always do heroin. That's so boring. That's true. And I do. could do heroin. I guess. I guess. While you were in the bath. I guess. But it's like you can always do heroin. That's like so like boring. That's true. And I do. You could always do that. Yeah.

What I'm saying is. Why don't you relax a little bit? You could try some of this stuff with us. Do you want some? We got so much. I feel like you're all wound up. Like this is normal stuff. This is.

You guys are so sweet. You guys are so sweet. No, honestly, it's like the way you guys are so sweet you guys are so sweet no honestly it's like the way you guys are being so generous about it like i thank you so much i'm actually okay right now um oh shit the cops are going over oh shit okay guys guys um everyone everyone shut the fuck up guys shut the fuck up uh please roll down your window, please. Yep. Hello. Hi.

Do you know why? You know why I pulled you all over? I would imagine we're going just a little, little, little too fast. Speed racer slow down. That's it. Well, actually, I know exactly why I just wanted to ask that question one more time because they're going to outlaw it in the state very soon. And you just want to get it in. I wanted to get it out real quick.

But I pulled you over because you were driving too slow, actually. It was very slow. Oh, my God. That's our sister. Yeah, I'm just so chilled out. Honestly, that's just how I drive. Obviously, you don't know me very well, but I used to be like a narc. And you seem pretty cool. You seem like like you would tell me something if something was wrong. You seem like you would have a good relationship.

Yeah, no, I'm like, I'm really cooperative with the law. And like, that's what a lot of people know about me and like, really respect about me. And that's like, why we're on like, that's what a lot of people know about me and like really respect about me. And that's like why we're on like, officer, I promise I'll go faster. I'll go faster. And that's all. That's all there is to it. All right. Well, there's nothing you need to tell me. I'm going to let you go with a warning.

But if there's any legal substance in the car, you should tell me now. If there was heroin in the car, you would literally be the first person I told. I swear to God. I swear to God would literally be the first person I told. I swear to God. I swear to God to be the first person I told. If two of my brothers had heroin in their pockets. You have a great night. You have a great night. If two of my brothers had heroin in their pockets.

You have a great night. You have a great night. Okay. All right. Well, hey, if you tell me you had a great night one more time, I'm going to stay here. All right. Okay. I'm leaving.

I'm leaving. You guys have a safe trip have a safe trip all right thank you man that was fucking close guys we almost got the fuck was that what the fuck was that why would you start talking about heroin saying what the fuck what are you talking about i literally definitely didn't think there was heroin in the car until you started saying there's no heroin in the car i'm but okay but do you hear how like if I didn't say that, then he might think like, oh, maybe I knew you were in the car. I knew you were. You can't trust the police.

You don't ever trust you guys. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Of course you can trust these. Of course, you know. No, you can't believe we're related. How can. No, no, you really can't. I can't believe we're related. How can we be related to this person?

What are you talking about, guys? I can't believe we share the same DNA. All right, well. Whatever. Did I do something? I feel like I got the vibes all wrong back there. Yeah, I would say so. I would say so.

I mean, we were having a good night. You know, we were literally just talking about how cool we thought you were and that you for once in your life had some chill and now you just talked about how much you love cops and that was weird.

When we get home, I'm going to ask our parents to get a divorce so that I want you to live with one of them. parents to get a divorce so that you can. I want you to live with one of them. We don't have to live with you anymore. If you wouldn't mind saying you want to live with dad and then we'll just say we want to live with mom and it won't seem like it's a thing. But like it's like a reverse parent trap. You know, this is crazy. You guys want to split our parents up so that we all don't have to live in the same house.

I know, you know, we're pretty close in age. That's fucking crazy. We're all teenagers, so there's not much time before we're out of the house. I really can't see myself doing two more years in the house with you, so I am going to have to ask you. Listen, if it's the cop thing, I don't know why I was saying that. I do not trust cops. I just got nervous. Yeah, I don't know mean and if it's the heroin stuff then like i thought it was a joke yeah you thought the heroin was a joke i thought me saying it was a joke now i felt like you were what we call in uh rap music we call it dry snitching where you're snitching without snitching.

Kind of subtle snitching, you know, and we don't like that. So I think we're going to have to kill you. There's no choice. I'm sorry. The divorce won't cut it. I'm sorry. We can't even do the divorce anymore. No, you guys.

No. Come on. The least we could do is have our parents be divorced. You know, the least we could do is have our parents be divorced. You know the least we could do is make our parents break up. We might have done that if you've been more on board with the plan, but you seem negative about it, so we kind of have to go with plan B, which is, of course, murder.

There is a plan C. Okay, I'm open to anything at this point. I don't think you're going to like it, but... What is it? We need you to rebase right here in front of us. Pro prove to us you're cool by doing drugs with us that is how they do it

in the mafia I'm cool I'm cool I'll freebase right now I open the car door I climb on top of the gas station I start free running parkouring down a strip mall she's really fast.

Oh, shit. Man, that girl is parkouring. How the fuck did she win to do that? I'm freebasing so good right now. Hey, I'm closing this gas station down. I'm about to do what that woman's doing. Wait, but we're going out of business. I don't care.

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three years in. We're like, guys, after all this time, I'm switching it up. I have a review. Okay. In case anyone doesn't, in case anyone's missing the joke, I do not like cops. Okay.

I don't know, man. I just want to make that very clear. I know you're an actor and everything, but that scene seems pretty. I don't want people taking clips of this and being like, Riley loves. Okay, here we go wait two stars from Erica A can we get a last name for Erica A

Erica Clapton A Erica A Clapton Erica A Clapton A Clapton. Erica A Clapton. Erica A Clapton. Erica A Clapton.

It's me, Erica A Clapton. She kept the original name when they immigrated to the States. Erica Clapton. Jesus. Two stars from Erica Clapton. That's so stupid. All caps.

Turn up the volume. Went to see Guns and Roses and it felt like I was listening to my neighbor's house have a house party. I've never left a rock show with better hearing. Guns and Roses played a really medium level volume show wow is there a date on that okay that was three months ago okay because they did they get a little weird for a while after covid like

there was a lot of rules and shit with the neighborhood like the noise level yeah that's wild like they had to end the concerts earlier i'm like it's been there for a hundred years if you choose to live next to the hollywood bowl like it's not like then you appeared overnight imagine telling a classic rock very famous rock band that they're out of there's something about that that's so embarrassing like that leaving a rock show being like oh my god that really like my ears were not doing well but that was such a mellow night that it cleared it the fuck out

I'm feeling great it's like you know those like guys who've been performing for like 40 years like Brian and I have talked about it before the Elton John performing now his voice is like three octaves deeper and it's like

completely different guys singing but he's still like you get old and it's like yeah I sound exactly the same just quiet just like 25% of the volume that you're used to it takes a lot of energy to speak loudly like it's like to project.

I remember. It's hard. Broncos. Yeah. Yeah. That's like like a front man, like Mick Jagger being like, no, you guys, I'm sorry. This is like you're yelling at me, yelling at me. This is hard. You get up here and do it

you get up here and do it oh man i remember i did see uh rolling stones this was like i've seen them twice i saw them once like 15 years ago and then i saw them again like seven years ago and i will say nothing changed there is something about mick jagger that is absolutely fucking timeless that man was screaming he was rutting have you guys ever seen them a lot like it is it is an experience he is so i hear that though i hear that a lot about that group specifically oh my god the one that still rocks on they still rock the out and they it's just like and he's so sinewy and he is old and it but he is like rocking like it's it's really amazing

i would love to see something like that at the bowl like i think i haven't seen a concert that's like a big arena type band i think that would maybe change my opinion on the bowl like i think i haven't seen a concert that's like a big arena type band i think that would maybe change my opinion on the bowl that's all clean at the bowl was pretty dope seeing queen there yeah yeah and they were loud too right real loud really loud intermission fans coming backstage guys guys amazing amazing job out there i just want to say no no no no you guys are absolutely crushing it I just want to say as your stage manager we are just getting some feedback that maybe for the second act

we bumped the levels a little bit I think like during the first mix did y'all tell him my note y'all told him my note I had I'm from this my name's Greg I'm just one of the people in the audience I got a couple notes for y'all You're just an audience member

You don't work here He won our Visa Mastercard kind of giveaway and so he got to do the come backstage thing So this is Greg our winner I mean look, y'all not first of all y'all not loud enough My eardrums should be fucked up right now

and honestly they feel like I'm getting a massage at the four seasons boom i mean that that sounds like a positive experience to me really doesn't it it's getting a massage the four seasons sounds like something you want to happen maybe i can't i came here to get my hair rocked i want my hair to fall out of my head today yeah i mean right now it's mean, you know, we've been doing it quite a while, man. You know, we know a thing or two. No, of course, I actually... We have a couple other Visa MasterCard winners who a lot of the same responses,

and I'll let them... Bring it up. I'm not afraid of a little criticism. ...is that they wanted their ears to get fucked up tonight has been the main thing. I can get their ears fucked up. Yeah. Hey, my name is Cheryl. I'm from Cheryl from D.C.

I came all the way out here. I'm 83 years old. I've been chain smoking. I've been taking naps. But I came here to wake up and I feel like I took another fucking nap over here. Oh, all right. You're putting an old woman to sleep. So that's a no.

Right, right. I mean, I don't want to criticize too much, but I do have to wonder how much you guys, you know, you're 83. Maybe you just can't hear

very well anymore. Mr. Jagger, if I may, Greg is, let me just check my phone. Greg, you are 32. Yeah, yeah. But if he makes a habit of going to concerts and getting his ears fucked up, then maybe

that's why he can't hear it. Mr. Jagger, please. Why are you all hostile, Jagger? What's your problem, Jagger? What's your name again? If you even want to come to the concert, you just wanted the free trip from the MasterCard. Yeah, you know, what do you expect me to just not do or use it?

I want to use this thing. But, you know, I heard of y'all, Rolling Stones, right? You've heard of us. Yes. So I figured I'd come here. You know, it's going to be a big rock concert. Maybe I'll meet a couple ladies or something. And let me tell you something.

I met a couple and I had great conversations with them. Too because they could hear me very clearly it was yeah we understood each other i could hear that conversation it sounded like it was going well um greg i really hope that something works out with one of them but it was i mean you could mr jagger you could ultimately hear a pin drop and i feel like during can Satisfaction, one of your most famous songs ever, a crowd pleaser. It's a simple ask. Just raise the levels. This is where we're doing complaints for the band. For the Visa Mastercard.

I have a newborn here. I brought my newborn to the concert. Oh, congratulations. I wouldn't recommend that. My baby has not cried once during this whole concert and i'm very so sorry i would go to a doctor i would go to a pediatrician for that i'm so sorry we will do our best to make sure that the volumes are cranked up mr dragger can i please have a sec can we can we talk uh out in the hallway for a second yeah

actually i'd like that i have so some stuff I wanted to bring in. I'm going to eat these chicken wings while you talk. Yes, absolutely. For the band. Mr. Jagger, I'm such a huge fan. I don't know if I actually have it. My name is Jess. I'm the stage manager.

I know. It's like, you know, who am I compared to you, right? Right. Good point. Well made. Well, you don't need to be I'm just saying you bringing a line of people to complain that my concert's too quiet but I'm no no no no no no this isn't it's not a complaint line that the woman thought it was a complaint line because

a lot of people have been complaining but this is just the Visa MasterCard winners about what Mr. Jagger they came here to and I quote get their ears fucked up and so if they're gonna come see a rolling stone show i think the least that we can do is bump the levels i feel like that's not too much to ask how long is this intermission by the way another two minutes okay is anyone oh shit this old lady's choking on the chicken wings. She about to die back there. Hey, somebody help. Somebody help. Somebody with moves. Somebody.

I've got the Heimlich moves like maneuvers like Jagger. Come on. Out of the way. Out of the way. Heimlich maneuvers like Jagger. Heimlich maneuvers. Oh, Scott, I almost fucking died. Oh, my God.

These chicken wings are huge. That's a big problem for me. I should not have eaten that. I don't think you normally stress eating with the bone in, love. Bone in, one bite like a cartoon cat eating a whole fish. Well, that's how we do it in D.C. You know, it's a big bone country out there. I will say, even I know that that is how you do it in dc you know it's well it's a it's a big bone country out there i will say even i know

that that is how you do it in dc i mean we played there over the years but it's been a while maybe things have changed a bit since last time intermission is ending please everybody return to your seats okay uh thank you visa mastercard winners mr jacker please i beg of you once this second act starts please just like either say something or make something happen because you're going to have a lot more complaints after the show. That's fine. Thank you, sir, for your complaints. Madam, I hope the chicken wing has not

damaged your esophagus too much. Okay. We're going back outside. Thank you. Cut to the beginning of act two. Alright. How are we doing tonight,llywood we're okay okay we're doing all right we're mild we're doing mildly fine we're all speaking in unison all right okay not bad are you excited to get some more music

i guess oh yeah i guess so, yeah. We'll see how it goes. We're open to it. All right. Let me hear some noise. Woo-woo! Woo-woo! All right.

Well, this is one you heard in the first half, but you're going to hear it again with a few changes, and I think you're really going to like it. I can't. I can't get. No. Louder. We can't hear you.

We can't hear you. I can't. Oh, shit. That lady just threw her baby on the stage. Oh, sorry. And it still hasn't woken up. It's still asleep. It's sleeping so soundly. I'm going to pick it up. Don't

worry. You're right, man. Yeah. It's me. You know, it's me, Keith Richards. I don't pick that baby up. In my past, you pick up a baby, it's yours. Keith, what? I mean, I'm right.

I mean, I'm going to... Do you want this back? Lady in the audience, do you want your baby back? No, you're such a great babysitter. She's sleeping so peacefully. If you could just have her for a couple hours, my husband and I are going to go out to dinner. Satisfaction.

Good luck getting out of the parking lot in two hours, love. Can't get no... Do you want to hold the baby, Keith? I told you, mate. I don't like holding babies, because next thing you know, I'll have the whole bus load of kids I'm taking around town, and I just don't want that to happen again, mate.

Well, fair enough. Ba-da-da-da-dum. Ba-da-da-da-dum. People just filing out. Everyone's just like, everyone's saying goodnight to each other and getting sleepy. Why are you going?

This is such a comforting evening. Yeah, it was really nice. It's really great meeting you. I'm so glad we got to talk. Are they still playing? I think you were talking about, yeah, I don't know, but I'd love to have that conversation

over coffee after this. I would love that. Like, I feel like this is just such a sweet, like, it was a sweet night. Yeah, because I know what you're dealing with. You're dealing with the loss of two of your brothers to prison, right? Because you turned them in to the police, I heard. Yes, no. Your baby.

I did what's kind of known as dry snitching, which is kind of like I snitched without snitching, if makes sense which is really frowned upon which i can't realize it's a lot of a lot of nuance to it you know so i can empathize what's that mr jagger am i a ghost oh man look uh mick i feel like nobody can hear me i think you got it i think you're not rocking hard enough mate i'm just i think if we play one song really hard the crowd might come back mates I think you're not rocking hard enough, mate. I'm just shouting it. You're not rocking hard. I think if we play one song really hard, the crowd might come back, mate. Everyone's gone. Heath, I think they're gone, mate. They're in the parking lot.

I can see them in the distance, fading. That's right, mate. All right, man. You pick a song, then. What will we rock you to? Well, I was going to suggest I can't get no no can't be that one we've already sung it twice we've gotta sing something new for them

no you know I'm getting old I'm all fucked up I gotta remember that goddamn song I'm gonna save my life mate maybe there's one about like hey guys guys

um what was your name again jess jess what's one of our songs what's one of your songs we can't remember any songs except satisfaction i mean you've got sympathy for the devil you've got brown sugar you've got i don't remember okay i don't us um guys everyone's gone uh management is asking that we shut it down but we still got the second act i understand that that was before uh you guys decided to i don't know what happened i mean you guys are the rolling stones like yeah i don't know if it's just you know age like hey no shame in getting older what a gift you know what everyone should we should be so lucky but i think people you just didn't deliver the show that people were expecting i don't know about you keith but i'm starting to feel like the rolled stones yeah i don't feel like we're rolling too much i feel like very still like's okay We had rolled in the past

No I understand I understand that Jess do you want a baby? You can't ask me that That's unbelievably Just because Al Pacino's out here Knocking people up Does not mean

He has a baby Jess He has a baby to give to ya Oh that's the baby from the green room earlier. Yeah, I want it. She left, the mum left. Well, I don't want it. I'm a rock star. Well, come on, Mr. Jagger.

I think you're a little bit more than that. No, my husband. No, I see some fraternal instincts in you yet. I've got those moves like dad. Let's go cut to a house and a couple of family that lives in a house that's right by the Hollywood Bowl. Oh, man, this game of the monopoly is going great. I'm so glad we live here. It's very quiet.

It's so like, honestly, that's like a lot of people were like, don't move to that area. Don't move to that area. It's so loud. It's so, like, honestly, that's what, like, a lot of people were like, don't move to that area. Don't move to that area. It's so loud. It's so busy. But, like, it's like there's nothing going on. Yeah. I'm really enjoying this. Toby next door said he's thinking of opening a library.

Oh, my God. That would be so beautiful. I think he should open that. I think he should. It's the perfect location. Yeah. Yes. And then, cause I always go have to go all the way in a town to get to the

library and we could just go right next door. That would be amazing. Right next door. Guys. Should we go freebasing? Like, should we just like nightcap? What's like some freebasing right now?

Yeah. Let's just do it. Let's make Jack. Cheeky freebase or something. Yes. he always says that. He always says that. Oh shit, I missed the Rolling Stones concert. Was that tonight?

I saw on Twitter it was no good. You're fine. I saw it was an earthquake though. Everyone's on Twitter talking about that. I've got those moves like Dadger. I've got those moves like Manger. I've got those Heimlich maneuvers. Oh, that's right.

The Heimlich maneuvers like Jagger. I haven't thought about that song in calendar years. The only Rolling Stone song I can reference is Moves Like Jagger, which isn't a Rolling Stone song. It's not a Rolling Stone song. I know. When we were talking about that, I was like, I was going to say that.

I was like, wait, that's not a Rolling Stones song. The only Rolling Stones song I know is a Maroon 5 song. Why don't I know any of their songs? They've been going on for so long. It's like I could probably name like 50 Beatles songs and I'm not even like a huge Beatles ad, but it's like Rolling Stones probably name like 50 beatles songs and i'm not even like a huge

beatles ad but it's like rolling stones satisfaction for sure that is so fucking funny oh my favorite rolling stone song has got honestly it's got to be moves like jagger i love that rolling stones it fucking rocks it fucking rocks adam levine i can't believe they got Adam Levine, Christina Aguilera on their side. It's what a what a random star power. Yeah, we got time for one more. Yeah, why not? Why don't you do it? I need to since you got so many reviews you're so fucking proud of up. Just like shut up. Just saying we've got one star from Tyrone T. One star thing. We need a last name for Tyrone T. One star thing. We need a last name for Tyrone T.

Topsy Turvy. Tyrone Topsy Turvy. Tyrone Topsy Turvy, one star of the Hollywood Bowl. An absolute cluster F of a place. Total mismanagement is to understate this place. Had tickets to Andrea Bocelli, showed up early, but this time truly sucked. Sure, the concert was sold out, but traffic was so congested it took over an hour to get from the freeway off ramp to the bowl. Traffic control was a joke. Then, all, every single one of the parking lots

were full, and no contingencies for getting people in. The 8pm show. Closest parking would have been on Hollywood Boulevard. And by the time we got there, it was already past 9. Why bother? Just went home. Sucks. And getting to eat $800 tickets because of their mismanagement is obscene. $800. The bowl can shove it up their keisters. Never, ever, ever again. Wow. To be so mad and yet refuse to use a swear. I love it so much.

It was a cluster F. What the heck even was that? It was so effed up that I had to eat $800. I've never. And we could shove it up their keisters. $800 in a single ticket to see an opera singer? the heck even was that yeah it was so effed up that i had to eat eight hundred dollars i've never eight hundred dollars in a single ticket to see an opera singer yeah that's tough that's what i i know a lot of tyrones in my life and i've never heard him use the word keister you can shove it up there i'm starting to wonder if that guy's name is tyrone i'm so po.O.ed right now, you guys. The Andrea Bocelli concert really wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

I'm like, what the fuck is Andrea Bocelli doing charging $800 per fucking ticket? Like, how are you getting away with that? That's so much money. Oh, my God. It's so much money to then not even get to go is crazy like the taylor swift and beyonce tickets were cheaper than that no they weren't also you know people are they're suing uh there's like a new trend right now where people are suing the artists if they have a bad time at the concert like what there's somebody suing um madonna because she was late i think she

was like an hour late to the concert and they're trying to sue her for it so we'll see what's gonna happen i don't think they have a case good luck with that it feels like that's like a new new trend i guess that's happening because artists are late all the time but you feel like you know you know they're gonna be late you know you're gonna be late right yeah a show says like a concert's like 8 p.m i know it's they're not going on till 10 30 i know they're not going on that which considering how everybody seems in the fucking review seems to be budgeting 15 minutes to get from wherever they live to the hollywood bowl like probably a good thing that they start late like yeah and it also is hollywood bowl is just a

microcosm of an la issue like it's like yes it's just an issue in this city so if you live here you should know you should know by now that that's like a problem right so traffic in our city now i've heard everything yes what the heck someone writing a strongly worded letter to the Hollywood Bowl management. Dear to whom it may concern. No, not even dear. Scratch, scratch, delete, delete, delete, delete. To whom it may concern. I am a loyal customer and subscriber to the Hollywood Bowl summer events under the stars.

And I could not be more PO'd right now. I went, I took my five-year-old boy to see Harry Potter live in concert. And live in concert, it was not. Hey, Tyrone, what you doing in there? Tyrone! Hey, what you doing over there? Are you in there writing letters again? No, come on, man.

No, I'm just like, no, I'm just a little PO'd right now. I need some space. Man, Tyrone, you need to stop bullshitting out here and come back outside, man. We hanging out, drinking lemonade, having a good-ass time. You over there, bullshit. I'll be there in a second. Just, like, give me five minutes. All right, Tyrone, you know, I don't want no trouble.

Y'all know how hardcore you are. I don't want you to write a letter about my ass. You better be careful. No, I'm not. As long as you stay on my good side, then you have nothing to fear. Now let me finish my letter and I'll be out there to hang with the boys momentarily. All right, all right, all right. I meant no disrespect, Tyrone. Thank you.

Not bad. As I was saying, live in concert it was not. For my boy and I were stuck in the car for three hours trying to get in the parking lot. What the actual F is wrong with you, you people? I'm sorry to use such foul language, but I have never been more effing disappointed in my life. What the heck? Please, please, I implore you, please figure out a better system. Because it was not nice for us. You can all shove my $800 Harry Potter live-in concert tickets

up your actual keisters. Again, pardon my French, but please get it together next time. Yours, Tyrone. We cut to the city traffic office or wherever Tyrone sent that letter. Oh, excuse me, Mr. City Controller. It's me, your assistant. I found this letter and it looks like it was sent by one of our constituents.

It's very scathing review. I don't know if you want to check it out maybe we can do something about it yeah yeah yeah it's Tyrone yeah give it here give it here here you go sir okay yep him and his boy were sitting in the car for

three hours he was taking him to see the Harry Potter yep yeah this is pretty standard for Tyrone i wouldn't uh you could just file it away um so we're not gonna do anything about this i mean this is we can make a difference in this city i think well you've you've everyone complains about the traffic right you can do something about sorry you have you lived here for a while uh no i just moved here a couple days ago and then you hired me immediately.

Yeah, right. That's what I thought. I couldn't remember from the interview where you said you were from or whatever. But, you know, traffic here. I'm from the Midwest. I'm from the Dakotas. I'm from both Dakotas. Oh, you split your time.

Yeah, I split time between each state and there's no traffic there i don't understand why we can't do that here right you know like how in how in the dakotas you get like um snow swords blizzards right uh yes yes okay so yeah okay i just you made me nervous there for a second you really didn't i said blizzard and i was like did he actually grow up in the dakotas or no no i i had i just i had to think about it because you know uh i was in my mind i was thinking about a blizzard versus snowstorm trying to see if those are two different things i don't think they are really but yeah but we have we have those yes there might be a technical definition for bl that doesn't apply. But I don't really. Yeah. Anyway, yeah.

Traffic, it's kind of like that for us here. It's like for snowstorms, blizzards, whatever for you in the Dakotas. That's kind of what traffic is here. It's just like force of nature. Like you can try and solve it, but you're never going to get anywhere. So I don't mean to overstep. And I know it's only my second day, but you know, but snowstorms are a natural disaster.

Traffic is something that we can do something about. Sorry, I got to stop you there. I don't think it's a disaster. Just the snowstorm is not a, it's not a like category nine earthquake. Hey, look, I'm the one out of it through it. I'm from the Dakotas. Where are you from? You're from LA. When's the last time you seen a snowstorm? You don't know shit about Dakota snowstorms. Well, no, but I do know that, like, in the Midwest, every time there's a snowstorm, it's not a natural disaster. Oh, shit, a car just pulled up. Wait.

Who's that? The license plate says Tyrone, I think. Knock, knock, knock. Yeah, come into the city controller's office where two people work. You're supposed to say, who's there? Sorry, who's there, Tyrone? Which is what this city controller must be. You must be a joke, sir,

because you've done nothing to help me, my boy, or the city of Los Angeles. How do you like them apples? Hi, my name is Christian. I just moved from the Dakotas. I'm a big fan of your work, and I want to just say, I'm here to help you in any way I can. So you've read my letters?

I have no power here. I work for this man. But I want you to know that I'm fighting for you. Well, Christian, thank you so much. I really appreciate you standing up for the cause. And now, Mr. City Controller, if that is your real name. It's not. Then may I ask who I've been sending my letters to? Mr. City Controller, if that is your real name. It's not. Then what? Then may I ask who I've been sending my letters to?

You've been sending letters to the office, but my name isn't Mr. Controller. It's Willie. Oh. Oh, Willie. What do you mean? What do you mean, Willie? Your name's Willie, sir? Yeah. I thought I always called you William, but I didn't know you were the person you called.

Well, yeah, you've known me for two days. It's not surprising you've been calling me William. Well, i didn't know yeah you've known me for two days it's not surprising you've been well i didn't know we were comfortable like that willie well hey tyrone man hurry up in there we're trying to go down to internet you over here gotta take a stops and shit seems like you're needed elsewhere i don't know no no they'll they can wait a couple more minutes while I get my business sorted out. Now. Look, what if we did this? Willie. Willie, is it? What's your name again? Willie? Willie.

All right. What if we put cones up and move some of the traffic towards Hollywood and Highland and then open up a lane that's specifically off the highway. So maybe people can get off. Finally, a good effing idea around here. But then the congestion's just going to end up over there. Oh, wow. What a shocker. Willie's coming out with the negativity. It's not negativity. Willie's bringing up, like, Willie's a glass half empty kind of guy. And Christian, I like you.

You've got a good mind and good heart. I can already tell just by looking at you. Okay, I don't like the implication there. I appreciate the compliment. Yeah, you know, look, I don't want to lose my job. I'm just trying to help out Willie. So don't be upset at me. All I'm saying is-

You can't fire me. Final warning. Don't fire Christian. Christian's the best man you've got on the job. It's only been 48 hours. He's definitely still in the union probationary period. I can't fire Christian. Christian's the best man you've got. It's only been 48 hours. He's definitely still in the union probationary period. I can definitely fire him. So all I'm saying is as a very concerned citizen,

I can't go back there. Don't send him back. Do you know that the snow there is like a natural disaster? Have you seen what the snow is like in the Dakotas, Willie? Not in person, but yeah. Thank you, Tyron. Thank you. Of course. Okay. I quit. No. No. You can't quit because you have

to fix the traffic. This was my last warning and if you don't do anything about it after this... My final act as city comptroller, controller is I am going to... Comptroller? Whatever. Okay? Is that gonna... Let him leave, Tyron. is I am going to controller whatever okay

let him leave Tyrone I Christian McCaffrey will take over this controller and I will fix your problem alright we're going to do it together thank you

we'll pull out some maps and take a look at the city of LA. I greatly appreciate that. I'm going to In-N-Out. You're not. With Tyrone's friends. No, you're not. Hey, Tyrone. Hey, Tyrone.

Hey, Willie. Hey, Tyrone, this Willie dude is going to take us to In-N-Out. We'll be back. No, no, Willie, you can go to In-N-Out, but you're not. Well, you can both be there at the same time, but you're not going with us. I'm going to take this. We are all going to In-N-Out, but you're not... Well, you can both be there at the same time, but you're not going with us. We are all going to In-N-Out, but not together. I'm taking the city controller bus. There's room for like 12 of us in there, so it's fine.

Guys, guys, you cannot seriously be getting on the bus with him right now. You're either with him or you're with me. No, we with Willie, man. Willie. What? Change. I prefer calling Willie. I'll call him William, though. I'm not calling you Willie. I'm just telling you right now. You can call me Willie. I prefer calling Willie. I'll call him William, though. I'm not calling you Willie.

I'm just telling you right now. You can call me Willie. Everyone does. Nah, homies. All right. Hey, I can't make you call me that, but that's fine. So that's it. Let's get on the bus.

We're going in and out. Fair enough. What happened? Tyrone had so much power And then everyone just fucking bailed on him He abused his power He abused He wasn't loyal to his people

And just bailed on him He lost all their respect Out of nowhere He said wait two minutes and that was too much he's telling us to wait in the car fuck this guy wait in the car fuck that fuck that that is not me if i had someone maybe wait in a car while they went to complain about traffic, I would definitely not be friends with that person anymore. I would leave them behind in a heartbeat.

Fuck that. If someone was just like, hey, I should just stop in CVS and grab some real quick. That's such a fine errand that I'm cool to be like, okay, I'll just wait on my phone. If someone's like, I need to go file a complaint about traffic to the city. I'm like, use your own car. I don't know. Why, man? Come back home.

The character Christian McCarver. Clearly the 49ers game is on my mind right now. It's happening right now. The AFC championship. The AFC championship is happening right at this moment. Oh, my God. Oh, should we do our last segment? Let's do it.

This food shook me all week trying not to get copyrighted lamar put the song in there speaking of guns and roses we used to have that thing we don't want to get who sees that song is that a roller rolling stone i think it's guns and roses it's acd fuck me oh yeah you stayed in the show for three years never knew what it was lamar for better for worse what has been shaking your whole ass what can't you stop thinking about what's on your mind uh let's let's see i's shaking me is I should have thought about this more if you don't have one I have one

okay go ahead so a couple weeks ago on this show I think what shook me was at the end of the day Lamar it was vanilla almond milk and I hate that that's the most exciting part of my week. Vanilla almond milk from where?

From Erewhon. It's the one thing I buy from Erewhon because it's too expensive. And I don't want to buy anything else. $10 for a fucking vial of oat milk. And listen, nope, almond milk. And listen. Or whatever. No, it is a simple joy that I treat myself to in life.

I went back today because I run out of their vanilla almond milk so fucking fast. I went back today thinking, ah, yes, I'm here for one thing and one thing only. And wouldn't you know they didn't have it? Wouldn't you know they were out of vanilla almond milk? What I bought

was chocolate almond milk. And that shit tastes like a milkshake. But you were going to put your whole thing. And I did put it in my coffee. You put it in your coffee. And I did put it in my coffee. You're putting chocolate milk in your coffee. Chocolate almond milk.

It tastes like a mocha. It tastes like a mocha. It's so fucking good. But here's the thing. I went in there. I said, okay, fine. I'll take the chocolate almond milk because that looks delicious. It was either that or like a strawberry rose almond milk.

I'm like, this is doing too much. I'll take my chocolate almond to go. It's, it's just as good, maybe better than the vanilla. It's my coffee is a treat for me. It's so good. I'm happy for you. No, you're not fucked. No, we're done. What has been shaking you guys? I got one now if you want. I I've been shaken by mushrooms. I I I've been trying to I've been learning how to cook lately. And I never liked trying to, I've been learning how to cook lately and I never

like mushrooms, but I liked the way they look. And I mean, I liked the visual of them on plates and stuff. But so I was like, I want to start figuring out dishes with mushrooms and last week I made this, I cooked these mushrooms with garlic and rosemary and put them on this steak and man that shook me to my core and i just like that sounds just now now i'm like i'm trying to figure out what kind of mushrooms i can what kind of dishes i could do with mushrooms that sounds amazing what kind are you doing the baby bella are you doing the shiitake are you doing what what's i'm a little scared of shiitake they look like they're like long i like

the the ones that look like you know the cartoon looking i think that uh no i know exactly yeah where it looks like what you when i picture mushroom that's what it's like some of the other shit looks like they don't look like yeah but i do like the white one the white blanchie ones the cremini ones and uh yeah and the baby bella baby bella joints yeah i'm still learning i'm still learning that look like cartoons totally you cut it open and down the middle it's like that's when you imagine a mushroom that's what it looks like yes yeah shiitakes look a little wild like they're like they are wild but it's like hey what's what's up? I love it, dude.

I, I ride for mushrooms so hard. They're so good. The umami of it all. Oh, it's so good. Yeah. I also, I do think that like mushrooms get like, or like a lot of the things that you're like your first introduction to mushrooms. A lot of time it's like when you're a kid is like, here's a pizza with mushrooms on

it. And you're like, well, pizza's fucking like here's a pizza with mushrooms on it and you're like well pizza's fucking good and you just put mushrooms on it so that's kind of shit or like a salad something i never understood to this day is a salad that has cut up raw mushroom yes it's like what right actual fuck are we doing with this raw mushrooms are tough they're tough it's so gross yeah it's just it's just bizarre and like yeah so i get it but yeah once you get like a little garlic little butter on there fuck i love it so fucking good fuck i love them what's been shaking me i went to the movies last night and I've had to switch

which movie theater I go to because the movie theater I used to go to closed down permanently which is very sad yeah it had been open for like a hundred fucking years and they just never really recovered from the pandemic but there's another movie theater in Chicago the Davis in Lincoln Square it's really great

but the difference between the two is that the davis has assigned seats you know what i mean which i'm not still not used to because i've been so used to going to this other theater for so many years and i keep forgetting that you have to fucking buy the seats in advance not just so that you have a ticket but so you actually have like a decent fucking seat and uh we ended up in like the fourth row back. And I guess what's fucking shaking me is I don't understand why we're still putting chairs there. Like if I.

That's a great point. If I have to sit in the first four rows of a movie, just tell me the fucking movie sold out. Like I'm not going for those. Why are you? I have never like for it was enough. Like the movie was just like,'m not going for those why are you it sucked i have never like for it was enough like the movie was just like what'd you see it was american fiction it was great it was a great fucking movie and it's very i love that movie it was very like you know just like people in rooms talking it was very dialogue heavy and like i i felt like i still really enjoyed it from

that kind of fucking staring up at it. Like it's a spaceship landing angle, but there have been other movies I've seen where I've been in the front row. Like, especially when I was like in high school and we were incapable of fucking like showing up on time and we were like trying to sneak into shit or whatever. And it's like, you're sitting in the front row and you're just like,

my neck is going to hurt. Yeah. 48 hours. I'm not seeing anything. And this cost me $17. and you're just like my neck is gonna hurt yeah 48 hours i'm not seeing anything and this cost me 17 dollars and i'm just like right i'm over it i'm like take the seats out if like just take the seats out but they won't they want they they i mean and i just said my favorite movie theater closed down because they couldn't afford to stay open after covid and my pitch is have less seats make less money it just it blows my fucking mind but like just move everything back a little bit i don't know like yeah like why haven't they why don't they care about that those people those

people who have to sit there like they should think no one's gonna sit there no one's going it's wild and with the assigned seat things it's like genuinely if there's a 7 p.m and a 9 30 and i'm like well i want to go to the seven and then i see that the only seats that are left available for the seven are in the front two i'm just going to the fucking 9 30 like right right you're ultimately people aren't ever taking those seats unless it's sold out, which is so fucking rare that a movie sells out in person. Yeah, maybe they should save them for like, okay, we're going to not sell these seats. And then if it's sold out

and you really want to go, you can buy them. Or you get them at half price or something. You really want to see it at that time to get a first row seat. Yeah. Fucking nuts. Really quick, I want to add a quick what shook me because I fully forgot this

was last night. Daniel and I finished the series finale of Sex Education, which is one of my favorite TV shows of all time. And it ended with the fourth season. And it was so good. If you guys haven't seen you guys or anyone listening hasn't seen Sex Education on Netflix, it is one of my

favorite shows of all time. They ended it so beautifully. I haven't cried that hard in a really long time. It's one of those shows where I'm like, these are my friends. These are my friends. And now my friends are leaving. And what am I going to do without my friends? So it's really, really good.

It was a great send-off. Watch it. I'm going to check that out. Yeah. I've heard a lot of good things about that. Okay. Lamar, anything? Oh, no. What were you going to say? No, come on. No, come on. a great send-off watch i'm gonna check that out yeah i've heard a lot heard a lot of good things about that okay lamar anything oh no what are you gonna do no i don't need to just talk about i was just gonna say that was one of those ones that like i think i kind of fell off because of the nature of the way that streaming shows come out these days where it's like the whole season would drop at once i would watch it in like three days. And then I like, by the time the next season

comes out, it's like three years later, I've completely fucking And also, you didn't like that show because you're very like, you're kind of like Puritan. Yes, you're sex negative.

And so there was like, you could not watch that show. I think sex is bad. I think we should do it. You could not watch that show. Two things I don't like, premarital sex, postmarital sex.

No sex. Doesn't matter. Riley likes, Riley likes the police and you don't like sex. And I hate sex. Welcome to Review Review, where one of us loves cops and the other hates sex. Hate sex. Head comes like, yeah, we're gonna keep it on.

Lamar, remind everybody when and how they can listen to highly sensitive person. Yes. Okay. Highly sensitive person is dropping tomorrow, Valentine's Day. So get your partner, you know what I'm saying? Get the radio popping, have a good, it's a roller coaster through avoid being avoidant and you'll love it so you can check it out on Spotify, Apple, Tidal you can listen to it there or if you want to buy it from me directly just go to my website

lamar-woods.com it's popping if you don't like rap there's skits on there so there is comedy in it if you know who Mike Mitchell is he's on one of the skits. I won't tell you which one see if you see if you can figure it out because I

don't credit him. So you have to you have to listen to the whole thing. So you have to listen to the whole thing. And if you want, I would love for you to follow me on Instagram to PR oph Matic on Instagram and tell me what you think. Or just follow me and just see what else I'm doing. Yeah, that's it. But right now it's all about this album.

I worked really hard on it. Hell yes, dude. So stoked for you. And if you get the album and then you listen to it all the way through and you're like, oh my God, I can't get enough of that sweet, sweet voice. Go listen to Gossip Kings with Lamar and Clint Hart

on the last season, right? We're almost done. Kyle's about to find out the truth. We're gonna have a live stream. Where? Where I think we're right at episode four right now 6604. So we have five, not six more episodes left. And then we're gonna do a live stream for the last week. Yeah, I can't watch that live stream. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be wild. So yeah, yeah. Check that out, too. Yeah, we're out. We're out here doing shit. It's gonna

be fun. It's gonna be fun here. Yeah. You can find Alfred on Instagram at Alfred in it. You can find the show on Instagram at review review. You can find us on Reddit r slash review review, head gum discord review review. And Jeffrey James and I have a Patreon if you want to come hang out. We do Zoom parties. That's a Zarty every month. Patreon.com slash Riley and Jeff.

And you could find Riley on Instagram.com. Just a web browser, not the phone app. At Riley and Spa. And on Twitter.com, now known as XXXX.com for as long as it lasts. At Riley Coyote. And as we say every single week on the show, we're always saying it. We're never not saying it. We're never're always saying it we're never not saying it we're never not saying it we're never not saying our famous phrase

Haim Lick Lick Lick Lick I'm like, like, I'm like Jack. I'm like, like Jack. I'm like Jack. I'm like Jagger.

I'm like Jagger. We're always saying it. We're never not saying it. I'm like Jagger. Thank you so much, Lamar, for coming on. It was such a blast to have you.

Happy Valentine's everybody. And we'll see you next week. Happy Valentine's Day. No sex though. That was'll see you next week. Happy Valentine's Day. No sex, though. That was a Hiddem Original.