Review Revue - Soap (w/ Daniel Rashid!)

Episode Date: March 31, 2020

Actor/friend Daniel Rashid joins the show to discuss soap, synesthesia, and eunuchs! Plus, a guest theme song from Spacebones!Be sure to give the show a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, and include your pitch for an episode idea! Maybe we’ll choose yours! Follow Daniel, Reilly, and Geoff:IG: @danielrashid, @reillyanspaugh, & @iamgeoffreyjamesTwitter: @danielsrashid, @reilecoyote, & @dontplaynojamesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh, oh, review. By HeadGum. What was that? Holy shit. What was that? Was that a Beatles cover? Kind of. was that was that a beatles cover kind of it had the tone but the lyrics were about us which made me like it more well i mean it was about our show right but not like something like some people i

don't know or you know whatever so when you hear a normal song even if you relate to the concept you're like well it's not about me but this is and that was written by robert rashid bobert drashid robert rashid and space bones meaning meaning the band space bones sorry are you fucking kidding my phone is on do not disturb but uh if you call twice in a row that's true so sorry um space bones that was my space bones oh my god space bones i'm so sorry their music is dope look them up spotify apple music wherever you get a chicago area band for the road slash ages. Yes. Anchored by Robert Rashid on the drums. The skins, really.

And the vocals. And the vocals. Vocals sometimes. Are they touring? I've never seen them play live. They just did a West Coast tour recently, and I went and saw them, but you actually didn't go. Well, I didn't know him at the time. Oh, you didn't go. Yeah, you haven't met.

Come on. Remember when your phone played Shallow? You can talk, Daniel. Oh, yeah. This isn't one of those shows where- You're not going to introduce me? Well, you know that cute little laugh we heard moments ago? I've been in the room the whole time.

In this studio, as we squeak, is Daniel Rashid. It's literally Daniel Rashid. Robert Rashid's brother. Yes, yes. Robert Rashid of Review Review Space Bones fame. Yeah. And I would like to introduce you only as Robert Rasheed's brother. Yes, I'm Robert Rasheed's brother.

And not like actor, writer, director, storyteller, artist, hot guy. No. Bachelor. No. Not because he's single, but I mean like BFA or BA. Bachelor of Arts. Bachelor of Arts. Bachelor of Arts. Yeah, fucking careful with that.

Careful with that. Don't go on advertising to our billions of listeners. Daniel Rashid is a bachelor. No, he's not. Of arts, but still. Stop doing that. Also known to most of our listeners probably know you as Barry Chair. The esteemed honorable Barry Chair.

Esteemed honorable Barry Chair. So he's a judge? The honorable Barry Chair. He's studying a judge? The honorable Barry Chair. He's studying. He's working his way. He's working his way. Your honor. Your honor.

We should do an episode where it's just Barry Chair, but then a Judge Judy show. And Jeff's on trial for something crazy. And Riley is like. And Barry's his lawyer, but also the judge. A courtroom dramedy. Daniel, you're here. I'm here.

I'm here. I'm so happy. And thank you for playing Robert Spacebones' tune. Yeah. It's so good. Y'all should check him out. It was a honor.

It was a honor. A honor. And if anyone has theme songs that they want to make or send, I'm not going to be like, no, don't do it. Why would you do that? I'm saying I'm not going to do that.

Yeah, but it goes without saying. Because now we think you're going to do it. Well, because that one was so good. If people send them and they're bad, then I'm not going to say don't do it, but I'm going to be more hesitant to not play because it's like, ugh. We should, if people send them in, we should review them. That's really good.

And probably roast them and pick them apart. Because let's be honest, on a lot of other podcasts, people send things in and they're bad. They're flat. Come on. Oh my god. They're clearly just someone who sang in a closet. Right? You can't say that. Not all of them are going to be Space Bones production.

You can't say that. Because not everybody has the balls, the huevos, the gall, the talent, the production value. The heart. I'm sorry. I'm still thinking about how shallow is your ringtone. I didn't know that. I always get to turn the ringtone off at dive in.

I've never reached the ground. Who was calling? When did you make it your ringtone? Yeah. We need to talk about this. Well, when When did you make an earring tone? Yeah. We need to talk about this. Well, when did it come out? 2018 or 19? 18.

I don't know. Fall of 2018, I think. Yeah. So it was around then. And by the way, the listeners should know that when the song played, that was your phone ringing.

That was my phone ringing. Just for clarity. It was USC trying to get money for me. I'm sure they call you all the time. They called you twice in a row. They know. Maybe I'm not on to get money for me. I'm sure they call you all the time. They call you twice in a row. They fucking, they know.

Maybe I'm not on Do Not Disturb then. I'm not on Do Not Disturb. So for those of you who weren't here, and by those of you who weren't here, I mean anyone who's not me, Jeff or Daniel in this room, I did say specifically, all right, everyone make sure our phones are on Do Not Disturb before we start recording. Mine's on airplane mode. Daniel's is on airplane mode. Mine's on Do Not Disturb.

Jeff didn't do shit. Okay. Well, first of all, my phone is always on do not disturb. So I didn't feel like I had to do anything. So you turned it off? No, but I think I had it on for a delivery or something a few days ago.

So, off, I mean. Daniel, you're from Chicago. I am from Chicago. You're a Cubs fan. Yes. You also play drums I also play drums I grew up playing drums yeah what else do you grow up with

because of Robert because he he taught you yeah well he's my older brother he didn't teach me but I was inspired by him he looked up to him because I wanted to be like him

yeah and now how do you feel he wants to be like you is that dynamic it's entirely flipped. What's cool is when you have siblings and you become adults, it becomes more of an eye-to-eye kind of thing.

You're the same height. We're the same height. He's still a little bit taller. So it's like the eye-to-eye. That's what's cool. That was what I was referring to. Slowly height. That's awesome.

What are you saying? You're saying that when you become adult siblings, you guys even out by eye height? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that fascinating? Isn't that crazy? No, that's nice because you have a different relationship.

Yeah. And it's cool. It's developed in a different way. I'm sure you feel the same way with your sister, too, now that you're like an adult. When I was born, she was 17. And so there's only- Yeah. There's nothing to agree on that was just a fact uh so it's cool that it's like the more time we spend now it's like oh yeah we are sisters and friends rather than kind of her being like oh my baby

sister which you know i'm cute as hell but now i'm like like we see the eye to eye but she is three inches taller than me maybe more so you don't quite see eye to eye we don't quite see eye to eye because of the height. You disagree because of your height. And Jeff, you and your sister. Oh, eye to eye. Eye to eye, really? Yeah.

But more in a beer pong kind of way. We just kind of speak at the same time and move in the same way. Eye to eye. Oh my God. She just moved here to LA. We should all hang out. Yeah, I don't know. So what are we talking about today?

What are we talking about? Daniel pitched us. Soap. Soap. don't know. So what are we talking about today? What are we talking about? Daniel pitched us. Soap. Soap. Not hand soap. Soap. Just soap. Soap.

Why did you choose soap? I just figured it was topical. Right. So is the soap. Because it's hard to get soap these days. It is. You go to the convenience store and it's sold out. I bought soap today.

Okay. go to the convenience store and it's sold out. I bought soap today. Okay, well, the convenience stores that I go to sometimes recently I'm going to give us a little time stamp. It is,

it's March 11th of the year of our Lord. 1997. Nope, 2020. And the coronavirus has officially been declared a pandemic. Right.

Today. It's possible that when this episode releases that it'll be- We'll all have it. We'll all have it. Yeah, it'll either be better or worse. Probably worse.

I've had two tweets go half viral. What do you define as half viral? 450 likes, which for me is good. Do you think 1,000 is viral? 1,000? I'd have to make my own SoundCloud to plug it. That's how viral it is. What was your tweet that went viral?

Oh, the thread? That was insane. So we've already talked about it, but I made a thread about, like, basically it's just me airing out my synesthesia about how different names feel and sound like different things. Oh, it's at 4,584 likes. That's amazing. Can I throw a couple at you now and you do it now just to refresh you? Okay. That's good.

Peter Dinklage. Peter, well, I haven't worked with two names. Oh, just the one? Yeah, just the one. Peter is two things for me. It's either when you're running in a really shiny hallway in nice shoes and it's like you're coming to a halt really quick. That's like in sneakers on a shiny floor. That's Peter.

Like linoleum? Yeah. Or. Like the squeak? Yeah, it's that. Or cracking an oval. Sorry, what? Snap cracking an oval. I'm sorry, what? Snap, cracking an oval?

No. You've lost it. You lost the talent. My synesthesia is firing. Hit me with one. Peter, oh, that's snap, cracking an oval. What? Forget it. Daniel, what's snack cracking an oval. What? Forget it.

Daniel, what's yours? To me, Peter is like you're in a barn that has a tin roof and it's raining outside. That's good. Yeah. Peter. What about Denton? Denton. I got one. Denton is getting hit in the head with a football. Denton I got one Denton is

getting hit in the head with a football Denton yeah Denton how are you guys' weeks going? it's Wednesday March 11th Daniel do you want to read your first review? sure hold on

I super edit all of these but for this one for some reason I'm not going to so this part will be in Daniel can you tell us what it is of

where you found it date it if there is one and the name of the person who left it first name last initial it's for Bali soap

found it on Amazon mine's also for Bali soap do you use it? it's not this one though okay good I don't know if I know what it know Alright so it's from Bridget S

What do you think the S stands for? Daniel what do you think it stands for? Sand Sand Bridget Sand Bridget Sand Of course How you doing I'm Bridget Sand

Yeah okay cool On Amazon On Amazon Okay On March 16th 2017 Beautiful Now people can really They could find this review

If they wanted to They could track her down If they wanted to. They could track her down if they wanted to. You're slurring your words. I'm wasted. You reek of gin. Juniper berries and all. How many stars?

Five stars. Okay. And the subject line is happy soap dot dot dot lingering smells lovely dot dot dot. That's the title? That's the title of the review.

Are you ready? I don't know if I am. Damn. Good so far. Awesome soap. Man loves it. Happy with purchase. I'm wondering if we can purchase the soaps as individuals in case we are not fond of each fragrance.

We don't know yet. I chose one soap, and he chose another that smelled the most like a long-lost love. Dot, dot, dot. A ginger soap that a certain company, I won't name because I don't like them now, stopped making. We have searched forever for the one that he likes again. This one is pleasing him.

We'll hope it continues as we've only just opened the bars. It's the ylang-ylang one that he likes. Go figure. Big man. Loves the smell. Anyway, I...

She writes anyway in her review. I am enjoying the papaya one this time, although I'm not fond of the roughness in the bar. I'm not sure what you've used, rice flour? Or what for the texture? But I don't care for that against my skin. This is the correspondence. I am using a washcloth that suds up

and then use on my body as the roughness reminds me of, I'm sorry, as the roughness reminds me of my dad's favorite hand soap when I was a kid. Lava. With

pumice it was. Not quite that rough for sure, but borders on it. I'll hope my next bar isn't so rough. I really must compliment you on the nice smell it is lending to the bathroom. In hopes that I could spread the love, I've opened the vanilla soap and have it sitting open in my home office. It is letting off some fragrance, but I think it must need the water to

activate the stronger smells. Back to the bath. And water, and have lots of suds on. Don't end a sentence with on. Let alone suds on. This is chaotic neutral

anyway don't say anyway also hold on there was a line about her husband buying it cause he wanted the smell of a long lost love

like how depressing is it if it's not her and then he's like I just it's been years and I wasn't able to find her I wasn't able to keep her and I wasn't able to keep her. So I was really looking for that ylang-ylang smell that reminded me of Grace.

Honey, you're talking about Grace again. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. When I'm in the bath with suds on, it's hard for me to keep my thoughts inside. Just don't do it when I'm in the bathroom, okay? I know you're still thinking about Grace every day. Thank you for understanding. Just don't do it when I'm in the bathroom, okay? I know you're still thinking about Grace every day. Thank you for understanding. I mean, I'm glad that you got to have your own scented soap too.

The ginger one you said? Yeah, but it doesn't remind me of a former lover. It's great. Well, I want to give you the freedom. If you want to get a soap that smells like a former lover, I'm not going to stand in your way. But you're my first lover. You're like, I can't, I don't have that.

Really? That was my first time. I thought you meant like can't, I don't have that. Really? That was my first time. I thought you meant like, oh, that was a great first time, like with me specifically. No, no. I didn't know you meant like that was your first time. Yeah, that's why it was so fast. Cut to their first time.

Wow. Wow. Both saying wow for different reasons Wow That was a great first time Yeah it was a great first time It was a great first one Yeah happy we had that first one

Thank you for that Sure You guys can't see this but Daniel's eyes are just so joyful He was so in that Thank you When I first read it I was like Oh it reminds me of a long lost love His eyes were just so joyful. He was so in that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. When I first read it, I was like, oh, it reminds me of a long lost love.

And then I realized, oh, the long lost love is soap. Did you realize that? His long lost love is a ginger soap that he used to have. And now it's not made. A certain company doesn't make it. A certain company doesn't make it. Oh, I didn't catch that. No, but that's what I thought the first time I read it. I was like, oh, my God.

This woman is like, she's bereft over the fact that her husband is thinking about a former lover, but she's also happy because now he's happy. I also like, if she had bought this in person, just like going up to the person like, hi, we all know the company that stopped making that ginger soap.

So what's a good substitute? I'm sorry, I don't know what company you're referring to. It's the one that big, big men love. Like my husband. Big man. Riley, could you go over here? Yeah, what's up? We're looking for a soap that a big,

big man. But you can say it like this. You can say it like big, big man. Big, big man. I don't know. I wasn't trained for this. I'm so sorry. We're training him right now. He was just hired a couple days ago. Can you tell him the ginger soap that everybody used to love? Certain company, it'll go nameless.

Could you give me a little bit more context? Ginger soap, former company, won't name names. I'm sorry. Why are they going nameless? Is it a decision for the company or for you? Well, I don't want to embarrass the company. Well, it's okay. We're not that company.

Yeah, it's right. This is a bath and body works. Well, the company is pretty well known. So they might have ears anywhere on the ground doing samples. Do you guys have someone doing soap samples? Big, big men love these. Let's give that a hint. Big, big men love the soap samples? My husband's fucking huge.

And he loves ginger soap. I mean, we have plenty of ginger soaps that we can... Perfect. Which one's closest to this one? I'm simply gonna need you to tell us the name of the other company. Dial. Obviously it was Dial the whole time.

Fucking Dial. Right? Cut to her home. Honey! Fucking dial. Right? Cut to her home. Honey, I'm home. How was your ceramics class? It was great. I made a stadium. Did you get my soap?

I did. They had no idea what I was talking about, but I told them how big you were. And this is the next best thing. What the fuck is this shit? It's not dial, but it's a new... No! You just killed the kitchen. Cut to the home insurance meeting.

So what... I mean, I saw that your house was completely totaled and you're asking for, you know, full reimbursement, but can I ask kind of what was a natural disaster? We haven't had any earthquakes in the area as of late. I noticed there wasn't any singes. There didn't seem to be a fire. I'm going to need kind of proof of what happened to make sure that you're not committing any fraud. Well, I mean, the proof is not in the pudding because everything was ruined. I'm asking how. Right.

Honey? I mean, sir. Would you like something to drink? Would you like to get me to drink at my office? Yeah, let me get something. No, no. It went like that. It tipped over my bar court

through the next room. Hold on. Don't move. It's insane. He has to take freight elevators. I understand. I'll fully give you the money. Yeah. Thank you. Well, thank you. What was her name? Sand? Bridget Sand.

As rough as her last name. That was really special. Riley, would you like to go next? Sure. Dove Men Plus Care Deep Clean Body and Face Bar. Of course. So I picked this one because I am fascinated with the idea of gendered soaps. I think that is the funniest thing in the world to me.

Like specifically like this body soap is for dudes. It's for men. Like I think that's brilliant. So here we go. This is from D.R. Omer. What do we think D.R. stands for? Daniel Rashid. Daniel Rashid Omer.

Omer. Daniel wrote this. Yeah, this is my review. This is five stars. Loved it. Loved it. April 7th, 2016. Yep.

Titled, The Best Bar Soap Ever Made for Men. For sure. For men, for sure. For men. Wow. This is most definitely a man's fragrance and man's cleansing bar. It has little grit to it to wash off that working man's everyday grime, but smells great, lathers up great, and leaves your skin feeling great.

That's sort of the point, right? The only minor issue is that it'll require a few moments of rinsing to get the filmy residue washed away. I'll take that minor annoyance anytime. Definitely worth the money spent. That's any soap. Filmy residue. That's if you wash correctly.

No, that's for guys. It's for the guys. And if it's the best ever, but you're like, there's a minor issue. No, but what I'm saying is the perfect soap for men because I use it to wash all the dirt off my body. What do you do for a living? You said hard days work. I'm an accountant. So you don't do any.

Well, I do man's work. I work. That's any person's work. No, I'm saying. Sorry. I don't think you're hearing me. I sit at a desk. Right.

I punch numbers. Right. I get grimy. I'm a man. How? I'm doing man's. Sorry. Let me start me. I sit at a desk. Right. I punch numbers. Right. I get grimy. I'm a man. I'm doing man's. Sorry. Let me start over. I sit at a desk.

Right. I punch numbers. We're like a pretty lenient HR team, but there have been so many complaints about you being heteronormative. But not my smell, though, because I smell like a fucking man. I smell great. Like a man. Yeah.

No one's complained about the smell. So why am I here? Well, you know, just being general misogyny. General misogyny at your service. I salute you, sir. General misogyny. That's not funny. Come on. Let me ask you a question. Are there any females

that work in this office? Um, I think so. Yes, yes. Oh, really yes you work directly your higher up is a female oh shit I didn't know that Janet that's her name

so you think that they're there but they're not working because working is a man thing they make more money than you they might make more money than me but does Dove make soap for women? After a long day's work, do you think Janet gets grimy? Is grimy? I wouldn't associate Janet with long days work.

Let's start there. She's doing the same job as you for longer hours. Women don't sweat. Women don't sweat women don't shit they absolutely do but who told you that women don't need to bathe you're crying you're weeping

women don't see me of course but it's not their fault it's your fault. Get it out. Women don't smell me. Then why do you care about soap?

Yeah, you smell so good apparently according to you. Women don't ask me how I'm doing. Do you ever ask them? Do you ever talk to any of your coworkers in a respectful way? Your coworkers. Sorry. No, it's just that I was able to release and now I'm feeling better. Janet.

Janice. Janet. What's her name? Janet. You know this. Janet. Janet. Dove doesn't make Janet plus face and body wash.

Janet doesn't make Lisa plus face and body wash. You know, I think I know why you're grime. You say you get grimy throughout the day. Because I'm doing man. We all, we're all men here. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down, please. Just sit down.

Please sit down. We all get fucking sweaty. You're hard. And grimy. And hard. Jesus. Not during working hours. And we all can rub the dirt off our face and put it on our nose and say, I'm sitting back

down and say, I did it. I had a hard fucking day's work and I can go home and I can look at all the grime on my face and say, I punched numbers like a fucking champion. And then I'll go eat a hot dog and macaroni and then wash my body with the suds on. I'll tell you that for free. Yeah. Part of the report, by the way, is that you eat very pungent lunches, egg salad. So the food smell, but i don't right but i'm i'm just saying that your diet probably contributes to the grease and grime that you're experiencing

it's not because you're working a hard day's work can both of you lean in really quick no can sorry can you just lean in really quick okay i'm gonna put my finger on both of your noses really quick and swipe. And, huh, that's just what I thought. Clean. Clean, and it's 2 p.m. on a Thursday. You guys should be down and dirty because we're men doing work. So, I don't know, I guess I'm more of a man than you two will ever be. Feel my nose. Feel my nose.

To be honest, there is a layer of grime, but I feel like it's because you haven't showered in— ever be. Feel my nose. Feel my nose. To be honest, there is a layer of grime, but I feel like it's because you haven't showered in weeks. Yeah, when you use the soap, are you showering? Because you have to get the filmy residue when the soap comes on. Don't I know it, yeah. You have to rinse that. That's how soap works. You rinse it off.

Yeah, because otherwise the dust is caked on within the soap. I feel like this grime is just soap dust. Like cake. Dove men plus cake. Equals. No. Jared. No. This has been an ad of Dove men plus cake.

Our first sponsor. You're fired, I think. Yeah, that's yeah a lot of I did see a lot of Dove Men Plus Care reviews and a lot of

them were like one of them was like oh yeah like uh like I'm a man's man but I also enjoyed being clean so here I am

writing a review for my wife's account it's like how how men men men men man's men what are they men's man man's man man's, men, men, man's men, what are they called?

Men's man? Man's man? Man's man. Man's man. A man's man. Should not be clean. Like, he's saying that I'm a man's man, therefore, I'm dirty all the time. But I also like being clean. Like, not a man. Right. What do you guys think, like, what, as men's men,

Thank you. I wouldn't say I'm a man's man. I'm a men-man. As men-men. Thank you. I wouldn't say I'm a man's man. I'm a men-man. As men-men. I'm sitting here. I'm sitting in the head of two men-men. What do you guys think about that whole idea of that it's like hygiene and personal care is seen as kind of like a feminine thing?

That's dumb. Right. I don't know. I just think it's dumb. Right. I don't know. I just think it's dumb. Do you know guys who were like, I'm not gonna fucking brush my teeth? Maybe not that, but like.

Let's hear her out. That's what I think men are like. Did you guys through, sorry, changing topic. Did you guys go through a phase of not brushing your teeth when you were kids or just me?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, like when I was young. Yeah young yeah honestly even through like middle school like just not brushing my teeth because i hated the two minutes of silence oh i love brushing you you i'm sorry you didn't because you didn't want silence it was boring no i get it it's boring i get it it is. It's two full minutes. You really feel the time. It's an hour. Like, an hour of doing whatever you want and relaxing at the end of the day goes by in a minute. And the two minutes to brush your teeth.

I still feel this way, but I do brush my teeth. And it's like, it's the worst four minutes of my day. The loneliest. The loneliest. Being alone with my thoughts is scary, honestly. There was one time that I tried, I'm like, what would happen if I just didn't go on my phone, didn't walk

around, like what if I just stood and brushed my teeth? Simple as day. Just brushed my teeth for two minutes. This was what, last week? This was probably like last week. And it was awful. It was so boring it was torture how do you feel about brushing my teeth i kind of like brushing my teeth now but i did go

through a phase when i was younger i don't remember what age it was but there was a period of time i think in elementary school i just was like fuck brush i don't want to fucking brush my teeth fuck that shit and and use With those words in particular. But I do remember having to deceive my parents that I was brushing my teeth. And I remember at least one time where I went into the bathroom and

stood in there for as long as it would have taken for me to brush my teeth. Which is more important. Which is like just fucking just so... That is amazing. And then left and acted like I had brushed my teeth. That's great. It's pretty messed up.

I think the key is getting a cool toothbrush and like putting a podcast on or watching a video. Because like ever since I got a quip, it's like, you know what I mean? Like I got to use that. Daddy's got to use. You should do a toothbrush review episode yeah well that's more like a goat show

episode a goat show? Jake and Micah have a show called The Goat Show yeah The Goat Show and they do they like

find the goat blank like the goat toothbrush we could still review like read reviews of them I do think Sonicare is like the one that that's what I use dentists recommend

so maybe I should get a Sonicare I have a it doesn't look what I use. dentists recommend. So maybe I should get a Sonicare. I have a It doesn't look as cool though. I have a It doesn't look as cool. What the hell do I use? What's mine called?

You don't brush your teeth. I don't know. You use a hairbrush. Burst? Burst. I have Burst. Is that the one that goes in a circle?

No. Huh. I do use a hairbrush to brush my teeth. Jeff, you got a review? I do. a hairbrush to brush my teeth. Jeff, you got a review? I do. But first, let's take a quick break. Okay.

And be back after we don't have sponsors. And we're back. Guess who's back. Back, back, back again. What'd you say? Once again. Guess who's back once again. Once again I am back.

Here I am once again. I'm caught in the middle with you. This is like a bad Olympic song challenge. I'm coming, bang, bang. What's your Hey, Jeff Let me read your review My review, also from Bali Soap

No way I don't believe it Why not? I don't believe it That's crazy It's insane Daniel did it first This has been Review Review Hosted by Daniel Rashid and Riley Anspa crazy. It's not crazy. It's insane. You're right. I don't believe it either. Daniel did it first. Get out of here. This is fucked. Are you kidding me?

This has been Review Review hosted by Daniel Rashid and Riley Anspaugh. Thank you for coming. Thank you for joining us. Bye Jeff. Are you kidding me? Aw, bring him back in. Alright, because he cried. Come on, read your review. I just was tearing up a bit. Three stars from Linda F. What do you think the F stands for?

Riley? Um, Fringle. Linda Fringle, three stars. Presentation is poor. I was disappointed with this purchase. The box the soap came in was a dark khaki color and was battered. This was supposed to

be a gift, but once I received it, I wasn't comfortable giving it. So I'll just keep the soap. What was her name? Linda Fringle. Linda Fringle. She was never going to give it as a gift. No. The presentation was fine. She just needed the soap.

Linda, oh my god, thank you so much for coming to my bridal shower. I'm so happy you could be here. You can leave the gift. I don't want to be presumptuous, but you and Chester, you guys can leave your gift over on the table over there. Well, actually, we brought a card. Yeah, we signed it. You signed it?

Oh, it just, I was kind of told by our wedding planner that each person had been like, they had said like, oh, I'm going to get you this. Or like, you know, one person's like, I'll get the mixer. I'll get the towels. I'll get the Bali soap. So, oh, I was just really looking for, is it like a- The room looks really nice in here. Yeah, who's your wedding partner? The presentation is really wonderful in this room, I have to say.

It's amazing. Yeah. There's no gift card, if that's what you're asking. That's what I was asking. But we can get you a wedding gift. I'm so sorry. I probably sound like so entitled being like, where's my gift? Well, you are saying that.

Well, I am saying that only because. And you are being entitled. Sorry. But it's only because you guys wrote a thing saying like, we can't wait to share this gift with you. I mean, I hate to. Did you? Like, I don't want. You wrote that?

Ethan and I were just so excited. Well, yeah, because I bought it, but it looked like shit. And also we needed the soap. Yeah, I'm dirty as fuck. Look, I know tensions seem high. I'm sure that you're tired and like... You look tired. Well, don't say that.

Chester. You look great. You look energized. You look great, right, Chester? Yeah. She looks great. I look tired. Tell her how good she looks.

I'm dirty. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come off so strong. It's just been a really stressful week, you know, with all the families flying in and kind of having to deal with all the... The wedding planner hasn't been great. I was just really looking forward like after a long day to go home

and kind of wash off with like a new bar of soap and... Get the suds on. Get the suds on. So I guess like, you know, I'm sorry that you guys

had to return it. I just, you know, it's like what... That's okay. You didn't return it. No, that's okay. It was a little bit of a hassle.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, It was a little bit of a hassle Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah it was a little bit of a hassle Did it like not smell good? Like did you buy Have you been washing with it? I'm dirty as hell You're just keeping the soap

All to yourself Stop yelling that you're dirty as hell I don't want my husband Being dirty as hell I'm filthy I'm filthy What's he saying? Filthy?

Nothing nothing It's a joke Ethan it's okay, honey. Go back. Go back to the men. So I do gotta say, I'm so happy you guys are here. You guys are my best friends in the world,

and it means the world to me that you could be here. And you smell amazing, Barbara. Yeah, she smells great. I smell like shit. It's entirely in your hands. I told you to take a shower. You told me that you... You didn't.

You said there was no soap. No, I said that there was You told me that you didn't. You said there was no soap. No, I said that there was no soap for her. I said there was no soap. We're going to fight when we get home. You said there was no soap, so no presentation. I said the presentation was poor. That's what I said. You know I'm a dyslexic listener.

That doesn't make sense. That just means you don't actively listen. That just means that you don't take the time to listen. What? See? Excuse me. Mrs. Bride? don't take the time to listen. What? See? Excuse me. Mrs. Bride. It's me, the wedding planner. Yes.

Hello. I just had a few questions. Yes, Sandra. So the flowers never came. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. It's your fault. I didn't order them. That's why they didn't come. That's why they didn't come. That's why they didn't come.

I know. I brought an assistant. She wasn't on the invoice, but she will be. She's paid $40 an hour. Yeah, I'm paid $40 an hour. Oh, my God. How are you doing? Hey, you guys.

What's my job here? I'm just an assistant. Well, okay. He's my brother's son. I don't want to call him nephew because we're not close. Sorry, why did you bring your nephew to my bridal shower? I was keeping him off the streets. He's five. I'm a bad kid.

He's a bad kid. He runs with the wrong crowd. Another slight hiccup. The food and this is not your fault was not ordered. The food will not be here. I hope everybody ate before coming. No one ate before coming because the invitations that you designed said,

All You Can Eat Buffet, presented by Mrs. Bride and Mr. Groom. I don't know if you don't know our names. Well, no, it's just a template, and it's the same invite. We just plug in the date. Hey, Chester here. Sorry, I smell really bad Well, no, it's just a template, and, like, it's the same invite. We just plug in the date. Hey, Chester here. Sorry, I smell really bad. Chester, it's fine. I'm starving. I haven't eaten in days.

Chester, are you okay? Don't act like I don't feed you. I feed you. You don't. You said the food is no good. I did not. I said that you probably won't like dinner tonight, but this is all we have to make, and I made you meatloaf. It's not my fault that you don't eat it. She says all these things, but I swear to God, she doesn't say

all these things. No, you just don't listen. Okay, is the food gonna be here soon? There's not gonna be any food because my wedding dinner didn't, no, you didn't. The food will be here within 30 minutes, so have a seat. You just said the food wasn't coming. Shh, people get angry. No, sorry, you know what? You know what?

I am gonna stand on this table. Hey everyone listen, Mrs. Mrs. Bride speaking. There's no food and there's no soap apparently and some random nephew is here. Hey, I'm not a random nephew. Maybe I don't even want to get married anymore. I don't know. I don't know what

the whole fucking point of this day is. Sorry Ethan. That's what I wanted to hear. I don't know what the whole fucking point of this day is. Sorry, Ethan. That's what I wanted to hear. That's the fire we need in a bride. The food is here. The flowers are here. You're a wedding planner, but you... Surprise!

The point of you being my wedding planner was for me to call off my wedding? We need passion. Without passion... In what? What do you need my passion for? For what? For the wedding!

For the wedding! I just called it off! I didn't rise to this business without knowing what makes or breaks a marriage. The wedding is the marriage. And vice versa. So if you don't have passion at the wedding, you're not going to have passion

in the marriage. And someone's going to cheat, and someone's going to get sad, and they're going to get a divorce. And guess who has to pay for it? Me. You have been paying for couples' divorces? That's in the agreement that you signed. It says explicitly that a guarantee that you love your marriage or your money back. Hi, honey.

Sorry I'm late. What did I miss? Oh, it smells fucking awful in here. Sorry, that's my nephew and also Chester. Why are you standing on the table? The fucking wedding planner wants me to have passion, I guess, so she doesn't have to pay for our divorce, inevitably. What?

We're getting a divorce? I don't know if I want this wedding to happen anymore. I don't honestly care what happens the rest of the day or year for me. I think I'm out. I think I'm done. Whose fault is that? I just want to make it clear. It's not your fault? I understand. It's not the groom's fault.

You know what? Chester and Mrs. Fringle, Mr. Fringle, my good friends. I'm really sorry that I blew up at you guys earlier. It really means a lot that you guys are here and that you've been nothing but completely honest

with me all day because in this kind of hectic afternoon of not knowing where's what, who's who, who's holding back information about what,

it's really nice to know that like, you know, that I can go home and know that I have you guys as my rock. Even if Chester does smell bad.

Well, I'm happy to hear you say that and now I feel like it's a safe space to say home and know that I have you guys as my rock. Even if Chester does smell bad. Well, I'm happy to hear you say that. And now I feel like it's a safe space to say that we kept the soap. We did buy the soap. We just kept it, which is, it's kind of funny, right? It's like a joke now after all this. So we do have soap that I can wash up in. I've been telling you, we have soap, we have food, we have supplies, we have clothes.

If you just bothered to open the fridge or open the closet, you would see everything you need. We have a fridge? Did you say that wedding planner would pay for our divorce? Well, I didn't actually plan your wedding, so I can't. Would you just pay for it? Yeah, well, fine. Sure, I'll pay for it. What do I have to lose other than money?

You keep Chester in a doghouse in the backyard. I don't keep him there. He sleeps there because he thinks he doesn't have a bedroom because he doesn't hear me when I say come to bed. He's such a bad listener that his entire life has crumbled around him. And he didn't even hear that. Who? Wrong question to ask.

I'm leaving. Enjoy the food. Enjoy the to ask. I'm leaving. Enjoy the food. Enjoy the fucking soap. I'm out. I'm going to stay at my mom's place for a couple weeks. Okay, this isn't your fault. I know it's not my fault! I know!

Enjoy the... Ethan, it's been real fun, buddy. I'm fucking out. God, you're so boring. You are so boring real fun, buddy. I'm fucking out. What the- God, you're so boring. What? You are so boring. I'm out. I'm sorry. I'm out. I'm gonna take a fistful of this fucking cheesecake that I just saw now because I guess it's been behind a sheet this whole time as a ruse, and I'm leaving. I'm out. I was just

going to say that it's not your fault, but your mother, she was admitted to Cedars-Sinai at 4.15 today and I didn't want to ruin your day, so I didn't tell you.

But she's in intensive care and um how the fuck do you know this and i don't when you sign the agreement you've seeded um uh i guess guardianship where there's ever been an issue was this all this in white ink how did i not see any of this and i will front the hospital bills. You have so much money. Well, it's really coming from you because you paid me so much. So I'm fronting the hospital bills.

Wait, we split the cost of this. Hold on. How much do we pay for this? Well, it's like $15,000 a day. What? And it's been about a year. Similarly to Chester, I tell you all of this, and you just sit there eating wheat thins, not saying a word.

Who? Exactly. You want to do another review? Sure, I got one more. All right, so this is a review for Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap, which is what Riley uses. I like Dr. Bronner's eucalyptus personally, but the peppermint is good. I just think it's a little feisty.

And that is what this review pertains to. Okay. The review is on Amazon from Jorge, no last name. What do we think it stands for? The no last name? What do we think it stands for? A literal sneeze. Okay.

Jorge. Yeah. sneeze. Jorge. Yeah. Okay. May 7th, 2019. One star. It burned my private parts. Do not use this as a body wash. I used

this product as directed on the bottle and it burned my junk. It burned it to the point that I had to go to the doctor and take weeks off of work. This stuff is harsh to use. It may be for general

cleaning, but not for hygiene. I'm sorry, weeks? He's been gone for three weeks he comes back to work hey guys where's Jorge been the office has been really really slow what's up guys Jorge I'm back

it's been five weeks I'm gonna level with you guys. Eye to eye. Come down to our height. I burned my dick off. Like with fire? Like what the fuck happened? No, I used soap.

I soaped it too hard. You soaped your dick? You soaped it too hard. I had to go to the doctor. Did you? Yeah, I went to the doctor and took weeks off of work. Realized, you know, that soap is probably good for general cleaning, but not for hygiene. Won't make that mistake again, I'll tell you that much.

Yeah, it's not funny. What soap did you use? You're a eunuch. Yeah, I'm a eunuch. What soap did you use? It was from actually a doctor. It was prescribed soap? Dr. Bronner.

Have you guys heard of Dr. Bronner? That's not a real doctor. That's a brand name. But I get prescriptions from him. Prescriptions or invoices, like receipts? From Ralph's. I can get it from Ralph's. If you go to Ralph's, you buy a bag of crispy M&Ms.

You think you're getting prescribed crispy M&Ms. Prescribed crispy M&Ms. So what do you think, when you get an actual prescription, go to Walgreens or CVS and then you get a receipt as well. What do you think? I don't take medicine. It helps you get well. Is that how this happened to me? No. No.

It absolutely is not. It's that he soaped your dicks. Also, you've been fired because you didn't tell our boss. I got fired? You didn't tell him that you left for five weeks. Oh, what the fuck am I doing here then? Fuck you guys. I don't know. Just like that, he was gone with the wind.

I always thought about that day. With Jorge. Grandfather, tell us the story again. Please. Please, grandfather. Oh, please, grandfather. Oh, all right. How did it start?

Should we do one more? Yeah, I have one. I have a one sentence one. Okay, go for it. Drop a beat. Let me put my password into my computer. Not going to tell you what it is because I don't want to get hacked. Jeff, retake the mic.

He doesn't want to get hacked. My password is my name in backwards order. And then there is no keep going keep going and your social security number is and my social security number is 156028819

that's my social use it carefully but I endorse anyone who wants to use my social on the dark network. Use my social on the dark web. Use my social to rob a bank. 1-0-6. Guys, Daniel is a very good beatboxer. Yeah, that was really good.

It's because you're a drummer. Okay, here we go. One time, no thought. For those of you who don't know what that means, that is every time Jeff plays pool. He picks up a cue, just goes for it. He goes, one time, no thought. It really gets me.

More often than not, I am. You do that? Wait, what's it called? What? Not spare. When the white ball goes in. Oh. Oh. Strike.

No. No. Wait, what's it called? Oh, my God. Scratch. Scratch. That's what I said. Oh, my God.

What's it called? I said a hip hop, a hippie to the hip hip hop, and you don't stop. I scratch white balls when I play billiards, and I am not a pool shark. I bet lots of cash on games that I'll never win. And then I try to say that I'm hustling. I really am in financial ruin. You guys could just lend me like $800. I try to say it, but I always choke up, so the words never come out.

I say I'm crying out while I'm speaking out loud. Never made a sound. My therapist is sick of my days that I come into the office. She says your problems are really sad and I don't want to be near you. I can't help you if you always scratch. Just go take some lessons.

Then maybe when you bet so much money on pool, you'll actually make some back. This is for a bath. That's a sunk cost taking those lessons. Bath and body works. Gentle foaming hand soap, Japanese cherry blossom. Easy.

Okay. One star. Does not smell like the genuine bath and body works Japanese cherry blossom. Excuse me. Yeah, I purchased this from your online store, and I just like some kind of, you know, certificate of authenticity, something like that. You know, do you have a box and papers?

Can I see your receipt? Did you get a receipt with the order? Yeah, I have it emailed right here. Okay. Yeah, so that, I guess, would be the – sorry, I'm just going to bring my manager in here sometimes when I ask questions like these. Yes? Yeah, just double-checking. Yeah. So that, I guess, would be the... Sorry. I'm just going to bring my manager in here sometimes when I ask questions like these. Yes? Yeah.

Just double checking. Yeah. This gentleman asked if he could see a certificate of authenticity that the... Do you have a prescription? A what? A prescription? No. No, no.

I don't. I just have the receipt and I'm not happy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Prescription. Okay, cool. He calls them... Just go ahead. So you...

I already know this is going to go bad. So you bought this soap. Yeah. And, sorry, what's the problem? He's the manager. He's like eight steps behind you. Right. I guess I'll take it over from here.

So I guess that would be the certificate of authenticity. Sorry, I just have a question. How did you become the manager? Who? You. Are you shitting me? It's you. Obviously you.

His dad is Body Works. Bath and Body Works are two family names? Richard Bath and Jeremy Body Works. I'm Steven Works. Yeah. Sorry, sorry. Steven Body Works. Steven Body Works.

You forgot your own name. So. Shit. What exactly? It doesn't have the, God, this seems so small now that I met you. It doesn't seem like it has the real fragrance that I've had when I bought it in store. So I don't want... Let me smell you.

What'd you say? You can't... Get away from me, dude. Don't touch, dude. Get off of me, man. You know what? It doesn't smell right. Yeah, well, I did it on my hands.

You just smelled my face. All right, let me smell your hands. Jared, what are you talking about? It doesn't smell right. It doesn't smell right? It doesn't smell right? It doesn't smell authentic. Do we have a certificate of authenticity? Well, now he's on my side.

What we do from the online store- Could you call your manager in here? You are my manager, Jared. Hi, what seems to be the problem? He has so many things he needs to work on. What happened to you, man? Who? You.

I'm looking directly at you. Hi, I'm Jared. I know. Jared Bodyworks. Jared Bodyworks. As of my father at you. Hi, I'm Jared. I know. Jared Bodyworks. As of my father, Mr. Bodyworks. I think my name was Steven when I first introduced myself. Nothing surprises you anymore, man.

Look. Can I just, all I want is a replacement bottle from the store. Well. Not well, just do it. Everything from the store we send through online. So the bottle you got from buying online came from the store we send through online so the the bottle you got from buying online came from the store i disagree what are you talking about am i talking about i think you guys dilute it is what i think what would be the point of diluting soap because suckers like me

buy it online and then i get it and what am i gonna do watson watson walk into a store i already didn't want to do that i bought it online but here but here I am. So give me the real shit, the high potency shit. I'm going to be honest. We do dilute it. I do it myself. Are you shitting me? You personally go and dilute

all of our soap? Do you dilute it so that you can spread more product into different bottles? Oh, yeah, 100%. Oh, okay. Yeah, and then, well, I take half out for me,

leave half in for you, and then so I have more bottles. So two bad bottles instead of one good bottle. No, I don't dilute my own. I take half from one bottle and half from another bottle and put it together.

So I got a full bottle myself. Boom. Jared, Stephen, whatever the hell your name is. Tap water. You started with two full bottles and then you split them into one new one.

Yeah. So now you have three, one full, two halves. And then I fill the two halves up with tap water and bada bing, You're dad is Mr. Body Works. Can't you just get soap

from him instead of fucking up our, all of our materials? Don't talk about my father. You've brought him up countless times. Now you decide you're angry.

He ran this company into the ground. You're running it. No, you're running it. You're running it. He built this company from the ground up. You single-handedly are running it into the ground. You're fired.

I don't work here. Ah, fuck. Yeah, ah, fuck. I can't fire him. Isn't that insane? Isn't that an ankle bracelet? Yeah. He can't leave this store.

You're on house arrest to this store. Yeah. Oh, well, this was fun. Eh. What? I just wish, like, it was, like, I wish I had was like I wish I had laughed I wish I had We did laugh

Smiled We did It was fake For me I fake laugh I fake smile That's really It's not

Kind of damning It's healthy It's healthy No it's not It's healthy for our relationship You can't just say it's healthy Daniel look at me Yeah

There it is See And that makes you happy That was such a fake. It almost looked mean. The smile? I don't even. Just look at me?

I hesitate to even call it that. Yeah, I can feel the vitriol behind your eyes. Daniel? Mm-hmm. It's not that. You look so mad. Well, it's because it's not that I don't want to feel happy or like giddy. Then what is it?

I can't. Jesus. You know what that smile tells me? That smile tells me, look at me. Even though I'm seething inside, I want you to think that I'm happy for the sake of our relationship.

Mm-hmm. And here we are, a year and a half later. Have you ever seen... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Let it ring. I can't not now.

For those who didn't quite catch that, that was shallow. Again? Again. I guess this is time for our last segment. This shook me all week long. Daniel Rashid, what's been shaking you all week long? What's been shaking me all week long. Daniel Rashid, what's been shaking you all week long? What's been shaking me all week long?

A recommendation of a place to go. Something that's just been on your mind. A news article, a farticle, a listicle. All right, here's what's been on my mind. COVID. Not that, no. Judge Judy. Her show is ending, okay?

The show Judge Judy. The show Judge Judy, her show is ending. The show Judge Judy. The show Judge Judy. 25 years long. Insane. Judge Judy is being canceled. It's canceled? Well, here's the details. Judge Judy is ending.

And I read that a new show in 2022 will be starting called judy justice and i i said this can't be this cannot be so i did some diving some digging when today i was too curious today and i saw an interview with judge judy on ellen where ellen's like so like what's uh what's going on tell me about your new show and judge judy, in like what seems like a way that like a lawyer told her to say, or maybe she just knows because she's a judge, she just knows how to say it.

But she was like, well, I've had a great run with CBS for 25 years, and they realized that they could show reruns of the show. They realized? And so they're going to start showing some old episodes, some good episodes.

And I'm going to have a new show called Judy Justice. And Ellen goes, where can we find that? And she's like, not sure yet. So fucking CBS just fucking booted her. It was like, we have all these old episodes. Screw the person. They're going to rerun her show. And now she has to find a new platform for her show.

It went from a funny story to a very sad story. That's insane. Yeah. Oh. I mean, she's got more money than God. Well, the rerun, she's going to make even more money. She's going to make more money than the rerun. Maybe she worked that deal out.

And not even doing it. That's passive income. Yeah. Jesus Christ. That's crazy. Yeah. You're watching CBS, baby. But she's going to find a fucking home.

It's Judy Justice. It's Judy Justice. You don't think fucking. It's Justice Judy Justice. This is Judy Justice. I really hope it ends on Quibi. Quibi's Judy Justice. Bite-sized con, spawn con.

10-minute episodes. It's 10-minute trials. Petty crimes. That's a good trials. It's like petty crimes. That's a good sketch. Just trying to teach young people. No one else do it. We're going to write it. Riley.

It always takes Riley like 14 minutes to throw. No, I have mine. I have mine. Muzzy. Did anyone watch Muzzy as a youth? No. No one did. Okay.

Not asking you guys. I know you didn't. So Muzzy, for those of you who don't know, and guys, please DM us, tweet at us, whatever. If you don't know what Muzzy is, look it up. If you do know, please tell me because Muzzy was it. Basically, it's this- Muzzy ain't it.

Muzzy is it. Muzzy is this old BBC cartoon. Originally used to teach kids English as a second language, but then it was also developed into a bunch of other different languages. So it was just like a language learning movie for kids. So it's like, well, I guess VeggieTales was for like Christianity. Yeah. So it's not VeggieTales.

Agreed. VeggieTales was for Christianity. Yeah, it was like Bible stories. Yeah. But there were some thatgieTales. Agreed. VeggieTales was for Christianity. Yeah, it was like Bible stories. But there were some that didn't have any of that. So I don't know. So Muzzy, Muzzy's an alien. Muzzy's a big fuzzy green alien who comes down and visits Gondoland. And Muzzy eats clocks.

And that has nothing to do with the plot. That's just like what he snacks on. And I thought it looked good in the story. We watched the trailer the other day. And Riley said oh yeah i remember i remember when i was little i really wanted to eat those clocks and daniel agreed he's like they do look good they do you know what they look like pop chips they're like they're better but way better so then there's the king and queen and then there's corvax who's like they're kind of like weird you know and he's like no what do you mean

that's nothing he's like their advisor that's his name so he doesn't say I'm Corvax so everyone okay basically what's been shaking me is the intro of Muzzy it's like a kids show so it's like you have people going like I'm Muzzy

and then it's like that's him and then the king is like hi I'm the king of gondoland and then the queen's like i'm the queen and then corvette wow this brings me back just the music alone i feel good music's great i know muzzy and gondoland muzzy and gondoland you can watch the whole thing on YouTube Oh my god How do you do? I'm the king I'm the king of Gondoland This is kind of eerie He sounded like How do you do?

I'm the queen And their daughter. I'm Princess Sylvia. Princess Sylvia roller skates everywhere. And then it zooms out and there's this guy in the garden. Oh, Sylvia. Sylvia.

He turns. Hello. I'm Bob okay so pause so this is what's been shaking me is I don't know why this even came up but Daniel and I watched this

and that moment of Bob the gardener who's in love with Princess Sylvia it's such a 180 shift of him being so in love with her and then turning

directly to camera dead eyes just going hello I'm Bob I'm Bob we've been doing it all week and I think it's just

the funniest thing in the world. And it's been making me very nostalgic, and I want to be Sylvia and Bob for Halloween. So you can imagine me drunk riding roller skates. Won't that be fun for everyone? You're going to have to take the roller skates off. We'll see. Well, I hosted a Halloween bash,

and y'all couldn't come. Yeah, we didn't go. I want to do it again this year. We could have gone. We could have gone. We just really didn't want to. We didn't go. So this year we have plans on Halloween, Daniel? Yes, we have plans.

It's March 11th. You have plans? For Halloween? Yeah. I didn't say what day it was. You don't? I didn't say it was going to be on Halloween. Well, I'm going to. What day is it going to be on? Well, what are you free? I'm going to have to look at my calendar. There's no way you're booked.

There's no way you're fully booked that week. It's what? Seven months from now? Yeah. Oh, man. Let me know when your thing is, and then we'll let you know if we're free. Yeah. All right.

October 31st. What do you have? We're doing something. It's Halloween. Something? What is it? That's Halloween Day. Halloween Day? It's not during the day.

It's at night. Yeah, but that's Halloween Day. What are you going to do? What is it? That's Halloween Day Halloween Day It's not during the day Halloween It's at night Yeah but that's Halloween Day It's the day What are you gonna do? Trick or treat? Among other things Fine The 30th

Friday That's Halloween Eve Right Which is perfect time to go to a party Why not mine? We are suddenly hosting one Yeah we're actually hosting a party Oh then I just won't do mine

I'll come to yours Oh but you have your own party No but you have yours We don't want to step on your toes But no deposits We don't want, we're actually hosting a party. Oh, then I just won't do mine. I'll come to yours. Oh, but you have your own party. No, but you have yours. We don't want to step on your toes. We don't want to keep you from hosting your party. There's been no deposits. I'll come to your guys' party. What's wrong with that?

Can I come? It's okay. We can move ours. Yeah, we'll move our party. I'll go down to the 31st. I'm free 100%. I can come to your party. Why don't you move your party to the 31st?

Okay. Great. And then I can come to your party. You can come to ours. Where is it? I just need the details. Your voice cracked. I just need the details. Well, we're still figuring it out because we just decided that we're hosting it.

You guys have ruined Halloween for me. Jeff, shaking you? What's been shaking me? Now you're the one who takes a long time to... Sorry, now you're the one who's taking a long time to think. Jeff's like, oh! Riley, let go of him. Let go of him.

He's like, oh! Riley! Oh, Riley always takes so long! Oh my god, you're hurting me! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah!

I didn't see anything. You saw it! It's on audio! Dana has plausible deniability. We go to Judge Judy. Judge Justice. Judge Justice. Ten minutes. Not guilty.

What's been shaking you? Well, I'm just going to come out and say it. All three of us were, well, definitely the two of us, but ideally you too. We're going to go to Cleveland for Good Morning. And I think we just talked about it on our last episode. We really did. As of today, SIF was canceled, so we aren't coming to Cleveland. SIF being Cleveland International Film Festival.

SIFT, I said. SIFT? I had a session where I was going to SIF through mail, because I don't usually open it. That's confusing. The Cleveland International Film Festival. Oh, that's canceled. But no, so we're not going to be coming. That's been shaking me.

Also, I moved. Again. Again. Jeff is want to move. I think I'll be here for probably three years, two years. I don't think that's true. Why? Because you love moving.

Well, I do love moving. I'll be here for two years. I'll be here for two months. You'll be there? I'll be here for the better part of a week. You'll be there for eight months. No, I'm not going to break my lease again. You'll be there for a year.

I'll be there for two years. I really like it. Totally. And it's cheap. You'll be there for a year. We'll see. You'll hear it on the podcast whether I'm moving again or not. I'll be back for two years. I really like it. Totally. And it's cheap. You'll be there for a year. We'll see. You'll hear it on the podcast whether I'm moving again or not. Yeah, we'll be back in a year.

The only way I would move is if I somehow come into a lot more money because then I can afford a better place. But this is as great as I'll get for the price. March 11th, 2021, us three, this room. We'll see if Jeff has moved or not. But what if I'm not moving? Because then it's not a special. Then it's not worth doing. No, no, no. But then it'll just be a real episode.

Then it'll just be an episode. We'll be like, oh, hey, guys, remember when we talked about this? Jeff didn't move. Copy that. Daniel, do you have anything to plug? Come see our short film Good Morning at the Cleveland... Wait, fuck. Yeah, no. Yeah, no, no. Social media? Social media, I'm just at Daniel Rashid,

on Instagram and then on Twitter, I'm at Daniel S. Rashid. No, I mean, if you go to my website, danielrashid.com, you can donate to my presidential campaign and also watch any of my short films if you want to. At IamJeffreyJames on Instagram, I'm almost at 9,000,

so if you could just get some friends to do 200 more likes. Not likes, subscribe. 200? Followers. You're almost at 9,000. Oh, I see. I'm at 8,800 something. Guys, if we can get me to 10K before Jeff hits 9,000, that'd be awesome. That is really, that would have to happen within like

a few months. Could you imagine? That'd be great for you. Kind of crazy. The comeback kid. The comeback kid. There was this t-shirt on Etsy. This is my plug. There's a t-shirt on Etsy that's vintage

from like 1980 something or whenever Field of Dreams came out and it's just it's a t-shirt from the premiere of Field of Dreams that actually happened

in Duquesne, Iowa. And I really want to get it but it's like $60 and it's like an old vintage tee and I'm just like that, Iowa. And I really want to get it, but it's like $60. And it's like an old vintage tee. And I'm just like, that's insane. And also, I just want someone cool to have it. So if someone's listening, go look that up and buy it. Or buy it for me and ship it to the HeadGum address.

If it shows up for you, it might. It very well might. If anyone wants to get me an early half birthday present. An early half birthday present. An early half birthday present. Happy early half birthday. DM me on Instagram. I'll send you the address and I'll be very thankful and I'll wear it in a video. And thank you again to Space Bones for that dope song.

You can find them on Spotify. Spotify, Apple Music, anywhere you find your music. So give them a listen. Support them. Special shout out to Robert Rashid. Yep. You're the best. Better than all the rest. Love you, Robert. Love you, Robert. Good night. And good morning. And good morning. Bye.

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