Review Revue - SunnyD

Episode Date: May 24, 2022

Geoff and Reilly are back with some more reviews so sit back, relax, and grab a Sunny Delight while the revue crew join a focus group, investigate more crimes, and pitch a film.    Follow at: IG: @reillyanspaugh & @geoffreyjames Twitter: @reilecoyote & @GeoffBoyardee <><> Produced by Daniel Ramos @Schubirds Advertise on Review Revue via Gumball.fm  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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My two necklaces freaking them out I can't get over you now Usually I put on my necklace Made from ivory and blubber And think of you But today I see a memory Of your face in fog looking back at me I just need a better life than this I need something only you can give Yarmik, you are all that I want But it's gone, a love that never was Yarmik, all I think about is you

Your sticky face and your barley bed too Victoria Beckham's missing out Only she could make you happy right now Your sticky face and your barley bed too. Shout out Pete Bradford for that. Or should we say less Pete Bradford? Beloved patron. That was amazing. I love Yarmouk.

That scene, that was, that's one of my favorite scenes we've ever done. We should have Max and Yvonne back on. 100%. Max and Yvonne back on. 100%. Max and Yvonne are brilliant. I'm so glad that Yarmouk's getting some love. And the tooth necklace. I forgot about the tooth. Oh my god.

Yarmouk. That was brilliant. Ice? Yeah. Yeah. Ultimately. Ultimately, yeah. Wow. That was so special. Yarmic, all I think about is you. Do you know what that was a parody of?

Sometimes all I think about is you. Who made that song? I feel like I've heard it a million times. Sometimes all I think about is you. You know what song I've been getting pretty into and I'm pretty late to the party on this? Industry Baby. Glass Animals. Oh I love Industry

Baby. And this one is for the champions. Yeah. I feel like over the years we've just that is one that I could see like I have a dream that one day we'll do a sketch of like a head gum open mic and all of us just getting up.

And this one is for the champions. You was never really rooting for me anyway. None of us cared. I just, there's so many songs that I want Marty to talk, sing. And like the one that just kills me, even just thinking about it is just oh she may be weary that's the one that we should do they do get weary wearing the same old saggy dress marty's never gone on a date with somebody who wore a dress. Oh, my God.

So that was amazing. I can't wait to do that sketch one day. It's Thursday. It's Thirsty Thursday. It's Thirsty Thursday. So you're drunk. I'm three Palomas deep at noon. Which for you, you'll black out. Yeah.

For me, that's just hydrating before a workout. That's insane. What's new on this Thursday, 12.13 p.m. Pacific time? I was listening to Industry Baby because I'm really into Jack Harlow now. I think he's really good. He is really good. And he seems like a really nice guy. Other than the fact that he seems to cheat on all of his girlfriends.

I didn't know that. Which is, like, bad. But just be Polly. Or be open. Just be Polly. It's not that hard to, like, have the rules of the relationship be that you can do what you want. Because clearly he needs more. Just be an open relationship.

Yeah. I don't know anything about Jack Harlow. He's awesome. He's from Louisville. So? What's new with you? What's new with me? I shot a commercial tape this morning where I had to have a neck brace on.

And in the explanation video for the tape, they were like, you have to have a neck brace. So either just pretend like you have one on or just like put a towel around your neck or if you have a neck brace, so either just pretend like you have one on or just put a towel around your neck or if you have a neck brace, wear it. And so at like 9.45 this morning, I'm sitting in our bedroom with a towel claw-clipped around my neck for a pretzel commercial. Of course. And I just – it's just certain moments like that where I'm just like, what are we doing?

But it always tickles me. I love a commercial audition because they're all batshit. Yeah. So that was fun. What else is new? It's only been a day since we last recorded. It's only been a day, but last night, so Wednesday is Daniel, E, and I, and Jaylee,

but Jaylee's out of town right now. We watch Survivor. But last night, and I hate a spoiler. I never look up spoilers for anything last night i was scrolling through twitter before we watch and i didn't even i don't follow like i didn't even look up like hashtag survivor 42 like anything and i saw who got voted out and it was it was like it was just like you know when twitter's like suggested topic yeah and it was the person who got voted out i'm like fuck me and it was such a great episode and daniel and e were like

sitting there for travel council being like oh my god we have no idea who's me. And it was such a great episode. And Daniel and E were like sitting there for travel council being like, oh, my God, we have no idea who's going to leave. And it was the one I'm like, fuck, I hate that I know because it's so much less fun. And even when the episode ended, E was like, sucks that you knew. I'm like, it really does. Yeah. So I hate a spoiler. I hate spoilers. And Elizabeth loves a spoiler.

So it's really interesting. Because she likes knowing. Why? She likes being the first to know things. I guess. I feel like that takes, like the episode is structured so that you're shocked.

But she doesn't actively look it up, but it's like if someone's like, ooh, do you want to know a spoiler about this thing? She'll be like, yeah, and then she'll watch it anyway. She loves just knowing. That's a hot take personality trait. But we're not here to talk about Survivor.

Riley, in the summer, do you ever tan? Tanning? It's impossible for me to tan. One, because I'll just burn. And two, I try not to spend much time in the sun because the sun is my sworn enemy because I'm really susceptible to skin cancer. Okay. Because I'm so pale. Why do you ask?

Well, sometimes I'll sun my d is why I bring it up is why I bring it up has nothing to do with our topic you just wanted to say it. We're doing neck pillows. We're doing Sunny D. Sunny D. So Sunny D is Sunny Delight, right? Sunny Delight, absolutely. But I've always known it as Sunny D.

I think that was a rebrand. It used to be probably the full name, Sunny Delight. I really fucked with sunny d when i was little i used to think it was interchangeable for orange juice and just tasted better but no you know what i did too actually citrus punch drink i think is the legal term it's a little bit uh it's it's thicker it's thicker than an oj i thought it was thinner i at least the ones i've had have been uh curdled um i mean it's like that would be if that if sunny d was in your lunchbox you were a fucking star you know what my favorite part about sunny d is the fucking bottles they're really good they have a good hand feel they're a wonderful size the like fucking it's

it's sort of like a milky uh viscosity yeah oh wow there's a 777 hoodie for sunny d weird um when was the last time you chugged a Sunny D? It's got to be like 15 years ago. Yeah. Yeah, there's no way. What about you? When was the last time you politely sipped a Sunny D? Well, when was the summer solstice? That's how I ring in the summer solstice every year.

By an aperitif of Sunny D. I really, yeah, it has to be 15 years ago. What about you? Same. I couldn't tell you the last time. I just know I was wee for the Sunny D. I think it would be good. It would be a good like mixer

if you're like in Miami and you're like at a bachelor party. If you're where? Oh, sorry. If Poppy's in Miami, maybe Poppy would like pour out a third of the Sunny D or maybe half of the Sunny D, fill the rest with the Kiki, and then shake and rinse, repeat on a boat. So you shower yourself in the mixed drink. Yeah.

Got it. But I shake it first. It would be a good mixer. Maybe add a little bit of lime in there. Yeah. I think that would be huge. I think that I'm actually going to maybe try that. Could be huge.

Well, based on the reviews, a lot of the delivered Sunny D get quite moldy in transit. I saw a lot of those. A lot of moldy D. Yeah. Jeff, would you like to kick us off with our first Sunny D review? Yeah. I was trying to think of something that reminded me of Sunny D that had to do with reviews but there was nothing this is from Delilah H

Delilah Hauser alright Delilah Hauser don't put disrespect on Delilah Hauser like that keep Hauser's name out of your god damn mouth um three stars middle of the road for Sunny D Keep Hauser's name out of your goddamn mouth. Three stars. Middle of the road for Sunny D.

The title is Missing Juice. Missing Juice in one of the bottles. Also, packing is all sticky and wet. Yeah, we know what happened. It's not a mystery Oh, um Detective Barnes, you did not need to come down to the station, this was a pretty open-shut case

I don't think so, detective I promise you we actually, we turned in all the paperwork the husband killed her, it's usually always the husband and he even admitted to the crime so we're good to go The case is simple on its face killed her it's usually always the husband and he even admitted to the crime um so we we're we're good to go the case is simple on its face yes but when you dig a little deeper the questions arise

like where is lisa lisa is in the morgue okay we can take you down to her if you know that's what everybody's gonna assume but i need to look further we haven't been able to find her since the husband since the night that the husband yes did confess to her murder right we we know where she is. What's going on? I'm sorry for laughing. It's been a long day. We know where she is now because we found, unfortunately, it's tragic, we did find her body in their garage. And so we found her. She's in the morgue now.

We told the rest of her extended family they're going to be coming down within the next couple hours. And the husband is, we fully, he's at the station. He fully confessed to the crime. So, again, there's nothing else to look into, he's at the station. He fully confessed to the crime. So again, there's nothing else to look into. It's pretty clear cut. Do you know why I became a detective? You're about to tell me, so go on.

My mom drank a Sunny D that was supposed to be for me. Of course, I didn't know that at the time. I just opened the fridge, and little Gregory is pretty sad, right? No delight to be had. And I start to write down who could have possibly drank it. The short list is my mother. Of course, my father wasn't around, so he's not on the list.

And my brother Thimble. Thimble? Yes. He was tall as hell. What happened to him? He was tall as hell. He is tall as hell. But for a kid, he was tall. And his name was Thimble, so it was sort of funny. Okay. Listen, this is a wonderful story, Detective Barnes. A sticky mess in my mother's dress.

Oh, my God. That's foul. I meant in her dressing room trash can. She had drank the Sunny D. So that was an open shot case too. She had taken it from me. No, I had to do the detective work, which by the way, I was nine.

So that's actually pretty good detective work for a nine-year-old. Now I'm 40. Now I'm 40 and the question is, who killed Lisa Mayne? Edgar Mayne. Edgar Mayne killed his wife Lisa and he admitted to the crime. He said it was a crime of passion.

He had seen her flirting with the neighbor, even though I think just men and women can be friends. And he said, if I can't have you, no one can. And, you know, and so it goes. No, but that doesn't compute because he could have her, and I'm sure he did. The issue is more within the morgues within. Cut to there. He opens up her like

drawer. There she is. Oh man, poor woman. She's not dead. What? She's not dead. The coroner can come and I mean I can't. maybe physically right but i can feel her spirit and you know what she's saying to me she's saying gregory it was oh you know what she said yeah it

was edgar it was edgar um in fact i i don't know if if the other officers showed you this but he inscribed oh it's very it's very gruesome i don't know if you other officers showed you this, but he inscribed... Oh, it's very gruesome. I don't know if you want to see, but he did inscribe his name on her leg. Wait a second. Is that the photo right there? Yes. That's not his handwriting.

How do you mean? I read a lot of his letters. Okay. Well, I mean, I don't know who else it could be. He fully admitted to every part of it. He even said, I have on the record,

he said, I inscribed my name into her leg. I take out a pen and pad. I write the same thing. I mean, it doesn't look the same, but it could be.

We, sorry. This is, okay. We need to get another unit down to the morgue yes right now

thank you so much Gregory did you kill Lisa I didn't but this handwriting does match it is the exact

and you would have she intuitively whispered in my ears that it was Edgar's, so I know that it was him, but this sucks, because now I'm a culprit, and I should have just left it. I should have let it be. You should have let it be, because now it's very clear that you might not have killed her, but you were an accomplice. Sprints away.

Cut to him in a cell with Edgar What happened man I thought you were home free I'm too good of a detective So You turned yourself in By the way which one of us Clogged the toilet in the cell

Oh uh I don't know. It's probably going to be a mystery forever. Oh, you know what? It was me. I'm remembering. You're a really bad detective. No.

Should we take a quick break? Yeah. You're so good at finding clues. But you do all the wrong things. I do all the crimes. It's bad Dexter he does it and then he turns himself in And we're back. And we're D. And we're Dak.

We're Dax Shepard. That's good. Okay. Yeah, your first review? Here we go. First review, five stars from Iris M. Iris Mapitow. Iris Mapitow.

The title is The Freshness of the Juice. Five stars. I love the Freshness of the Juice. Five stars. I love the fresh taste of the juice. Right. And this is, we're doing this focus group because we need to get people's, especially adults' opinions because we're trying to make Sunny D more appealing to adults. Yes, absolutely. I remember when I was a kid. Right.

You're the only one who answered that this tasted fresh and organic and real. It is very synthetic. It's a lot of processed sugars, refined sugars. There's actually less than 5% real fruit juice in this. Well, you could have fooled me. You could have fooled me. Well, I think that's wonderful. I mean, then what a testament to how fresh of a juice you made if it tastes like the real thing right here's what's

happening um my boss think my boss agrees with you everyone else at sunny d thinks that there needs to be more organic ingredients there needs to be more sustainable packaging there needs to be something to bring it into the future because the world is ending as we know it um you are going to be one of eight people who says something that he agrees with and he will take that and run with it and he won't change the product at all the reason why we're doing this is because i need to change this product and make it better for the world uh better tasting better for your body better for the environment um so if you could just stop lying i think or get like a better you know palette i i i um

there must be some miscommunication. I have not been like paid off by your boss or anything. No, I don't think you have. I think you genuinely believe this. And I wish you weren't a part of the focus group because you seem to be just bizarre. Um, so I think I'm a little confused. Is now, is now a good time to open up for questions? Um, yeah.

Well, it's just you and me. I pulled you out of the main room. So I'm a little confused because I, I mean mean i've been a part of many a focus group i love focus groups i feel like focus groups are just like i feel so you're this kind of person and i like i love just like helping make things better i love seeing a product thrive i think capitalism is just like i i could swim in it um yeah so with this i think i'm confused because it's like you want people to buy the product i'm telling you honestly i think it's delicious it tastes like it's right off the sunny d tree and so i'm confused as to how that's an issue.

It's an issue because how you're you're 28. Yeah, I'm the point. This this is I'm also like undermining my boss right now. I just if I give you a thousand dollars, will you just say that you hate it and wish that it had more real fruit juice in it? Whoa, this is like this feels against the rules you said you love capitalism why do you like why do you like rules and capitalism people can be multifaceted simon that's what i learned from focus are you rich why do you like capitalism i love seeing big businesses thrive and so something like sunny d it gives me hope you, it gives me hope. It gives me hope that this company can just keep using the high fructose, keep using the processed sugars.

Have you been able to pay off your student loans? I feel like that's neither here nor there at this point. So you haven't. Are you doing this focus group because you love focus? What was the reason why you went to your first focus group? Was it because you loved them from the jump or because you needed money well a friend of mine knew i needed some cash to i was kind of scraping by on rent i did the first one got paid more handsomely than i had imagined and now you can get if you love capitalism great so i will

give you a thousand dollars if you all you have to say is that you like real fruit juice but what i've found in doing in in going through that, is that it's like, I love capitalism, but I love staying true to myself. Why? Why? I love showing up to a place and getting paid for my honest opinion. And so I don't want your dirty money

if I'm going to have to sit there and lie. I think Sunny D tastes like fresh squeezed orange juice off the tree. I think Sunny D, as it is, no change necessary. Everything about it's perfect. Let's craft a sentence you can say when we go back in that room. Oh, now craft.

That is like pure cheese. Yeah, so you don't have a good palette. That is like real cheese right there. Let's craft a sentence that is still on paper honest so that when we go back in that room, you can be honest, I'll give you the $1,000, and we will change the recipe. But then it won't taste as good.

Will you drink this product if you aren't in a focus group? No. Right, so it doesn't matter what it tastes like to you. Oh, okay. When you go back in there, say, I like drinks that taste like real fruit juice. Because you think this does. So that's like, you know.

Oh, I could say that all day. Great. That is like, people know that about me. It's like, I really do. I can honestly tell you. I can tell the world that it's like, I love drinks that taste like real fruit juice. That's not an issue for me.

This is $500 right there in an envelope. I'll give you the rest of it after you say it. And don't say anything more. Cut to the final part of the focus group. All right. I think that we led a pretty successful focus group today. I'm hoping that you guys liked the product as is. I just have one more thing to say, if I could.

Yeah. This has been such, I'm just beaming. I get so energized from focus groups. So thank you so much for having me first of all um if i could just say one more thing about the product i love drinks that taste like real fruit juice and you think that this does i look over to Simon. Eyes wide. I love drinks that taste like real fruit juice. I can't get enough of it. What else is there to say?

I'm sorry. I'm just not understanding why you're saying that. Are you saying that because it tastes like real fruit juice? Or are you saying that because you want it to taste like real fruit juice and it doesn't currently? Looking at Simon, I'm like, yeah. Flashing the cash.

No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. I think Sunny D's amazing as is. Please don't ever change it. Get him out of here.

I think it's incredible. Get him out of here. Inject it into my veins. Well, no, I like what he was saying. Cut to the new commercial for Sonny D. Sonny D, tastes good just the way it is. Simon. Simon.

Sonny D, no changes necessary, Simon. Sunny D. No changes necessary, Simon. All right. This is a three-star review from Shackleford. Shackleford Bears. Shackleford Bears. Three stars. We love Sunny D.

And I was looking at this as the price is great and accidentally ordered this. Won't do it again, though, because the shipping is outrageous. The shipping time or... It's just all of it. The shipping is outrageous. I love it makes me think of like like how like I feel like late 90s and early aughts like like family

movies or just kind of was like an outrageous comedy it would just be like the dad slipped on coffee in the morning so It would just be like the dad slipped on coffee in the morning. So basically, it's hearkening back to the children's movies of yore, the sort of 1999 to 2003 era that I grew up on. And oh boy, is it going to be a wet, wild ride.

All right. Well, we're very excited to hear it. We have been waiting for your pitch all week. We've had just like drawl after drawl, like yucky stuff. But you are such a bright, young voice. And so show us what you got. The producers and I are very excited. We open on the parents. They're struggling financially, but they won't show it. Dad,

he's sort of a fun guy who knows how to do DIY projects. The little runts. There's Timothy. There's Armandi. And there's

Lyson. And these three aren't the only children. There's also five more. Pretty packed house. The other names are as follows. Iront, Tyrelearned, Finderskeeping, and Lancert and just whispering

and the names we can the names are not negotiable because half the script is about their names okay here's a sample piece

of dialogue from page four oh and you did have you did you brought actors to read this didn't't you? Yeah. You want to know their names? Yes, please, please introduce yourselves. Hi, my name is Farron.

And hello, my name is Kran. We're going to do scene four from page four. Okay, well um we're gonna do uh scene four from page four oh okay well we're very excited to hear this is the iron tim timothy what are you doing why did you let me see your driver's license you just got it oh my god your name is Iron? Timothy, come on. Don't make fun of my name. You have a name also. I'm worried about Dad.

He hasn't done DIY in so long. Our mailbox is looking like last season's mailbox. He should spice it up for Halloween. Wait, wait! Let me go check on my Jeep Wrangler with the top down. I have to go study for my geometry

test with Ebe. Who? Ebe, our long lost brother. Where's a nine? And then that's sort of where it cut. Thanks, guys. That's sort of where the music kicks in, and there's going to be a ton of music.

Oh, it's a musical? What? Is it a musical? That's not what I it cut. Thanks, guys. That's sort of where the music kicks in. And there's going to be a ton of music. Oh, it's a musical? What? Is it a musical? That's not what I said. I said the soundtrack. You said the music. I'm so sorry. We were under the impression that this was actually going to be a musical.

No, it's going to be like a lot of like aughts and late 90s songs, you know, like Jive Jones, Bowling for Soup for sure um but no singing from the characters let me finish fergie might be making an appearance okay um thank you two so much for for coming in um interestingly enough you also have strange names which i wasn't really expecting um do you need a tissue i'm just like starting to tear up because i can feel that this deal is about to close in my dreams or whatever you realized so okay we've wasted a lot of time talking about the characters Do you need a tissue? I'm just like starting to tear up because I can feel that this deal is about to close and my dreams are going to be realized. So, okay, we've wasted a lot of time talking about the characters' names. Could you walk us through,

like I think what we here at Lionsgate really focus on is like the why. Like why this story? Why now? What about it? I mean, kind of what I was getting from you is like we're missing the teen comedy of yore is that what you're getting at like coming of age family dynamics or am I totally

off the mark I really hope I'm not the why is that I like it um and I I don't know I think that it's the same I don't know what the why now was of those I mean why were those made in the 2000s right it just doesn't there wasn't any and so i don't think there needs to be any going forward i mean why what what's that there wasn't any there doesn't need to be any going forward what i don't i just don't think any show needs a why like why why does handmaid's tale made in 2017 what's the timing of that? If you have to ask, Mr. Bear, I am afraid that this might not be the company to take your film forward.

Wow. Wow. Yeah. I feel like a lot of people are starting their own production companies lately, so you seem like you have an entrepreneurial spirit. Maybe that might be something of interest to you, but don't everyone's kind of nodding i don't think we can move forward with your project what was the name of it again the

name of it was um like another 10 of these to have with the names that's the whole title like another 10 of these to have with the names simon comma simon like you're talking okay oh so it's like the sunny d commercial yeah i used to run point for them i was uh i love that it's it's signed just the way it is simon everyone's like yeah it's just the way we love that oh okay so you've got a good head on your shoulders i i yeah no but um i wrote a feature film script that doesn't even seem like you guys read um but because i did commercials for a fruit punch you're interested fruit drink fresh fruit drink okay um well i mean listen like we clearly we all love your previous work i think this might have just been a little too out there but if you have any other material we'd be

interested in something that isn't um the one about the 10 kids um i have one that's about 14 kids now we're talking now we're talking the more kids the bigger the hijinks simon they all crack up so what do you think no deal we're prepared to fully fund your film yeah Yeah, but you don't get it. You know, I think it's important to work with people who get the material and you're just not there. Maybe in like two years, read it again. And then if you get it, then we can do it then. Because the reason why you want to do it

is because I used to do commercials, not because, you know, and because there's a lot of kids. The point of the story is not that there's a lot of kids. It's that every family has their own struggle, i said the parents have financial issues i said the dad does diy projects why does he do diy projects because he needs to distract himself because he doesn't go to therapy why does timothy have a jeep wrangler because he's insecure because he thinks that he needs material goods to prove his worth because guess what daddy's not around to tell him that he's worth a damn. Right? He's in the shed building a bench.

So the difference between 10 kids, 14 kids, that's not going to be what makes it a good movie. And if you think that that's why, you don't get it. So I'm gone. I'm ghost. Wait, before you go, that's what we've been waiting for.

That's it. Everyone's slow. We knew you had it in you. We knew the lie was there all along. We just wanted to make sure your vision was clear. We want to make sure you fully saw it because if you can see it, we can see it. And America can see it. And Europe will see it.

And markets all around the world will see this family struggle, will see the dad making a bunch, will see Timothée and his wrangler. So, yes, it's a go. It is a full go. Name your price. Name the budget you need. We could do it for, like, 10, but let's fuck it. Let's go for 40. Everyone, fuck it!

The most expensive pain. All right, should we do our last segment? Okay. Okay, crazy ass. This shook me all week long What has been shaking me? Sort of interesting Is it?

What's been shaking you? Why don't you start us off? What's been shaking you why don't you start us off what's been shaking me is um graphic novels yeah i'm reading my first graphic novel i'm very late to the game reading saga volume one which hold on let me look when that came out That came out in 2012. And I love it. I think it's phenomenal. Daniel read it first, and then he finished it,

and now I'm reading it and can't get enough of the stuff. And yeah, it's just really great. And like I said on Twitter, graphic novels are just picture perks with cussing, which has been really, really fun for me. There are a lot of great creatures in Saga. I love a creature. I love a critter. I love an animal.

I love a beast. Yeah. And so, yeah, it's really beautiful. The story is great. It's made me cry. It's made me laugh. I'm having such a ball. And for Daniel's birthday this year, we got, our other friend and I, we got him volumes two and three. And so I will be reading those as soon as I'm having such a ball. And for Daniel's birthday this year, our other friend and I, we got him

volumes two and three. And so I will be reading those as soon as I'm done with this. So, graphic novels. They're picture books, but with boobs. Everybody loud applause. TEDx.

At two, at two brute jeffrey well yeah um huh oh you look there's no one else in there oh you know what shout out uh sniff um my friend sydney works at this company it's a startup in brooklyn and massachusetts i think and uh they just make really good it's kind of direct to consumer scented candles and I got the uh the instant karma and the off the grid I think I like the off the grid better but um yeah what does it smell like um I would say it smells like warmth I mean they both smell different and I'm forgetting which one smells like what uh the one I just had burning last night was off smell different and I, I'm forgetting which one smells like what, uh, the one I just had burning last night was off the grid.

And I would say that it smells clean, warm, and, uh, a little bit woody. Um, it's, I don't know.

I like it a lot. And, uh, I'm hoping that they sponsor the show. Hell yeah. Come on, sniff. And,

uh, that's it. Let's get away for that sniff. Let's get away for that's it let's get away for that sniff let's get away for that sniff let's get away for that sniff bottom feeder style no not bottom feeder style and i also you're not gonna get we're not gonna get sponsored by them if you're replacing asshole with sniff. I didn't say that. Gay, don't say that when we're talking about sniff. Come on, Anspa. You're the one who said bottom-thin in style. No, you're not getting it.

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I'm sorry Ako I'm sorry Ako I'm sorry Ako Chuck Connor Finney's looking fine feeling chine What do you guys think about my new nickname Finney I hate it Christiana Ribaldo So it's Cristiano... Cristiano Ribaldo.

So it's Cristiano Ronaldo. But rather than kicking balls into a soccer net, he's replacing... He's placing his in a Baldo. Curvature is a little baby. That's right. I'm bringing it back.

Featuring Buldo. Dakota tweets like he eats, which is to say a lot and unhealthily. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to vow to follow them at ehehehehehehe. New patron.

New patron. Dakota as in Scott, right? That's actually a good fucking idea. I literally promised to follow them too right now as I'm saying this. New patron. Damien Kirk walked 40 minutes to see Sonic 2 on Sunday. Next time,

do you think he should just stay home and try fucking instead? Fancy Octopus. Freya. Frito-Pray Love. Garf, Enemy of the Pod. I found the man who created me and tore him limb from limb. Gale D. Coles. Gilk Jonic. Grey Titan of the Night, Defender of the Meek.

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Happy birthday, Jeff from Daddy Tuesday night. It's not. Hey, Alyssa. Happy birthday, you beautiful old motherfucker. Sam's not allowed to swear at home, so I'm saying it for him, new patron. Hey, Jeff, could you please have anyone from Hey Riddle Riddle on the HeadGum Podcast, please? I'm not even going to put my name here. I don't deserve the shout out.

It's James Wagner, by the way. Jay Coleman. Jay was kind of checked out for a bit, but kind of gets PT to GMT now. Jesse Tipton. JP again. Thought I was giving a surface level intro to my life. Therapist ended the sesh with, well, that sounds like a lot. Caleb is too busy to come to the phone right now.

Please leave a message after the beep. Beep. Casper Bopasper. Lauren Malang. Lord Hunter the Ordained. Martin Shkrelizabeth Holmes. Michael Beggle. Michael Douglas.

Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas. Moe Pete featuring Nolan Murphy. My, oh my God, I don't know how to say this. My, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Odor-hi-no-la-la-logist. Odor-hi-no-la-logist.

I don't think that exists. Told me to stop smoking. Jesus Christ. Nate Porteus thinks this has to be a Riley rename. Jeff can't be silly. Nolan Murphy crunchitizes his lovers when they call him Captain. Why did that turn me on? Oh, hi, Mark. Well, priest.

That's really good. Also, it's lame to advertise your visit through your Patreon name. Come say that to my face at Smoke and Time on Main Island. Pete Bradford patiently awaits the premiere of his theme song. It happened today, Pete. Phoebe. Puffin and Spquack. Quack.

Riss. Jeffrey being a McLaren fan offends my Mercedes sensibilities Bergman. So what? Is this like a job now? You're telling me I have to update my name more than once a year? That's at Wow I checked And their tweets are actually fire and I did follow him by the way That's so Raven

It's the future I can Well see The dulcet tones Of Jeff's sleep moans Saved by the Saved by the bell there And TJ Michael Thank you guys for the bell there, Anspa. None last night. And TJ Michael. Thank you guys for subscribing at the

highest of all tiers, of all two tiers. Patreon.com forward slash Riley and Jeff. We have another Zoom party coming up. On the 20th? When does this This will be after the 20th, but still we have another one coming up in two weeks if you want to sign up. We have one on June 2nd. It'll be my birthday Zardy.

My birthday's on June 3rd. And the Zardy, if there was ever a time to join the VI patrons and be a VI podcast and come to a Zardy, we get to celebrate, well, me. We hemorrhage patrons. I unsubscribe because I didn't want to celebrate Riley. No, I get it. I get it.

And we'll see you guys again next week. Arrivederci. Cheese. That was a Hiddem original.