RHAP: We Know Survivor - Christian Hubicki Talks The White Lotus Season 3
Episode Date: March 20, 2025This week, Rob Cesternino and Josh Wigler talk to Christian Hubicki about his time on The White Lotus Season 3....
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Hey, everybody, what's going on?
Rob Cicernino back here for some bonus coverage here talking about season
three of The White Lotus with a man who's an international traveler himself.
Josh Wiggler, Josh, how are you?
I'm doing quite well, Rob. How are you today?
I'm thrilled. Chuffed to bits because we are here with one of the stars of the White Lotus
Season 3.
Did you catch him?
And of course, no, of course we didn't.
We did a whole ass recap.
We did embarrassingly.
Two idiots right here,
because we did not catch. Two idiots right here.
Numb skulls. This man,
along with his amazing partner,
Emily, it's Dr. Christian Hubecky.
Hey there, it's good to be here.
Appreciate you reaching out.
I was genuinely curious if anyone would notice,
and it turns out at least one person did.
So yeah, we were very busy on Sunday night. We had been dared.
And normally, Rob and I like, you know, we both podcast a lot, but it's a little weird when we like podcast together.
But people were asking us like, hey, do you want to like just like podcast together real quick?
Like, I don't know. Yeah, we were on ecstasy.
So yeah, forgive us that we miss some things.
OK, but we were raging pretty hard.
I've Rob had a hell of a monologue that he delivered to me
on Sunday night.
But in case you missed it,
Christian and Emily were was that would you say that was the moon party that you were at?
Yeah, it was at that Cafe Del Mor.
I guess it must be a whole holiday thing
that goes on around the island in general
that was happening all over the place.
You know, we were not subject to squirt guns though,
which I counted as a win.
Okay, well.
Oh man, I think you would have done fine
in a squirt gun battle.
So cool.
So Christian, could you tell us about how your trip to Taiwan was?
Can I just quickly interject for the people who listen to the White Lotus podcast that aren't here from Survivor, we take for granted that there are a lot of people who listen to this podcast who are indeed Survivor fans, but there are also a lot of people who do not know Survivor that well.
Survivor fans, but there are also a lot of people who do not know Survivor that well. And Christian, just like Godfather Carl and Natalie early in the season, was once on Survivor
with Mike White. So that is the connection. And in this past episode, in a blink or you'll
miss it capacity to the point that Survivor know-it-all Rob Sestrino and recovering Survivor
temporary know-it-all Josh Wigler completely missed that Christian was even in the episode, but the survivor detectives
of the internet clocked it and here we are today.
That's the background on what's going on.
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Okay.
I tried to infuse a few extra Hs in there, it didn't work.
Okay, it's fine.
Christian Hubecky.
So here's Christian.
Hello.
Christian, do you want to give us your story of how you ended up in the White Lotus?
Yeah, sure.
It's a kind of a crazy story of happenstance.
I mean, a lot of people knew, I think it was all over the place, that the great Natalie
Cole and Carl Boudreaux were going to be on this season.
And Mike had cast them with a specific
creative vision in mind. And it's like, it's fantastic. And so, so what, what it was, it was
kind of wild in that we, Emily and I were already planning a trip to Japan right around May of last
year. So about 10 months ago, we were planning a trip to,
to go out in May, uh, because I actually happened to have a conference, uh, in Yokohama in Japan.
Uh, we, uh, me and a student had one of our papers accepted for the International Conference
of Robotics and Automation. It's a cool paper on an algorithm that allowed robots to sort
of walk and roll in a very interesting and predictable way. Anyway, probably not what
the White Lotus audience is here to hear about, but-
We don't wanna hear about robots.
Robots, they're too scary.
And so like we're playing-
The native metal.
I don't like them.
You're gonna take over the world, Skynet.
I live for your Parker Posey impressions by the way.
In our house, we do love those.
Like love to invest in show, all that business.
But like so-
3,1000.
So we had, we're planning a trip out there
and I had just gotten-
Where did somebody say to do 1,000?
My son, let's keep him away.
We'll get to him in a moment, by the way.
Yeah, let's get to him.
You're the future leader, you're the human resistor. Chris is like, can I tell my story is keeping away. We'll get to him in a moment by the way. You're the future leader,
you're the one who resists.
Can I tell my story, idiots?
You're pinging off like all these stories
that I'm gonna get to though, it's interesting.
So it's like, oh yeah, I forgot,
there is that little element.
But like there is,
so we decided to plan on a trip for like two weeks
and we're like, hey, we'll spend a week at the conference,
then a week, you know,
to going around Japan doing some other stuff.
And as we're planning this trip, just out of randomly out of nowhere.
And this is, this is something that like will happen every once in a great while where you'll
get a text from Mike White and it'll be about something completely random.
And then you won't hear.
And, and, and it happened to be like he was hanging out with one of his actor friends
whose daughter for some reason would do an impression of me.
Wow.
Apparently, so you tape this young woman doing an impression of me and sent it to me.
I was like, oh, okay, that's funny.
Haha.
I realized.
Was it good?
I'm told it was good.
I'm not a good, I'm told.
Yeah, yeah.
Emily said it looked good.
It looked good. I'm not a good, I'm told. Yeah. Yeah. Emily said it looked good. It looked good. So, uh, and I think that, so at that point I was like, wait, are they're
filming in Thailand while we are in Japan, while we are in Japan for this trip, you know,
maybe and, and, and Mike has kind of given out sort of like, at one point he sort of
gave out like a general invite to people from the cast. Like, Hey, if you happen to be around
when I'm filming a white Lotus, this was like after season one door. Yeah. It's like, yeah, knock on the
door. Say hi, right? You know, come on by. So it's like, hey, we've never we've been we had been to
Japan. Emily taught English there for a year and we love Japan, but we've never been to Thailand.
And it was like, hey, what if we just went to Phuket? What if we like, like, because that's
that's the way you get to Phuket is actually through Japan is almost no direct flights there.
So we're like, Hey, what if we went there?
And and just, you know, we'd spend a week or two and around Japan doing the kind of
like the high frequency lifestyle of going around on trains and stuff from place to place.
Josh, I'm sure you would have not relate this in any way.
Not at all.
Not at all.
And, um, and then we just kind of like resort, spa it up for another week and Phuket.
And we, and while we're there, we'll visit Mike and we'll see what happens.
And so I thought that by Mike, it's like, oh yeah, sure.
Just let us let me know when.
And he sort of like teased the idea of maybe I'll drop you in the show.
Now I know enough about TV, how non-committal that can be like shooting schedules are what
they are. But it's like,
hey, Emily, why don't we just go? We hang out. Maybe we see the set, but keep expectations
low, right? You know, who knows what will happen. And, and so, so, so we, so we booked
the trip out there. We fly out there. We stay just downhill from where the White Lotus was
being filmed and Phuket. So they were at the Rosewood, which is a really swanky place.
We were downhill a little bit, but it was still very nice. And we, and, uh, we got there
holiday in Phuket, Phuket. It was very nice. It was very end like. And so we kind of got
both aspects of this vacation, you know, kind of this, this run around, you know, Japan
sort of thing. Also the kind of the spot up kind of vacation was great. And it's sort
of my, my celebration and part of that I'd gotten tenure and we got to finally go back to Japan and the East Asia. So that was fun.
And, um, how long were you in Asia for this whole experience?
Two weeks, two weeks. So one week, Japan, one week, Thailand, basically. And so we,
so we were basically there for a week for Thailand and Mike said, Hey, I just got off of a long shoot.
Why don't we just get dinner tonight? And so, so I, so that's the first time I'd seen Mike in, Hey, I just got off of a long shoot. Why don't we just get dinner tonight?
And so, so I, so that's the first time I'd seen Mike in a very, very long time.
Emily and I went up to where he was up at the Rosewood where they filmed the white lotus.
And he was like, the poor guy had been shooting all day.
So it's very nice that he even met with us.
And so we said hi, and he was telling us about the about the show, what was going on, and
nice quick dinner because
I know he definitely, definitely wanted to go to bed. And on the way back to, on the
way back to like we're leaving the hotel, we run into like, oh, it might say, oh, this
is, this is Patrick. And I'm like, Patrick. And I'm always like, Schwarzenegger. Like
she knows her people. I was like, oh, oh, okay. Josh, you can't do an impression, can
you? Can you?
No, certainly not.
And so, and it was just like, Oh, hi, this is Patrick.
Oh, this is Christian. And he's on the season on the driver
season with me. And this is the briefest of little interactions
with Patrick Schwarzenegger that I got to see. Well, it's cool.
So the rest of the week, what was he like? What was Patrick
like? Do she is no, no, he had to like the purely like nice guy
sort of face like it really was the first
time where I saw like an actor before I saw them play the role that they played. And I
was like, Oh, oh, that's what that's what actors do. That's what actors do. So, and
Mike was like, Oh, don't worry. We'll fit you in the show somehow. Like, Oh, okay. Sounds
good. And we assumed we'd be extras.
We had not been sent any scripts.
So we assumed there'd be no lines and that's fine.
You know, if we could drop them the show, it's great.
And so we spent more-
Right, Carl and Natalie had a month long experience,
their courtship for the show.
They had to sign all sorts of stuff.
Carl said he had lines that he had to learn.
This is like the the fast forward version.
Absolutely. This was we're going to be extras, you know, and so that's great. We didn't even
wasn't sure what seemed to be extras in because the filming schedule was getting shuffled around.
They had filmed the they were going to that week he was saying, are we going to film the arrival
scene? The you know, the famous arrival scene. That's like a full day of shooting on the ocean.
And that had to be like pushed back because of storms.
So like, okay, so we're seeing the days kind of tick back
and we're like, well, we leave Phuket in a week,
we may never actually get to be on the show.
Like we just, we just gotta understand that.
And so low expectations, we're just hanging out at the spa,
we go around Phuket, just doing the vacation thing.
And occasionally we get an update and be like,
hey Christian, what's your next size? You know, it's like in case you're a, what was it? Who are the
people around a hotel who help you carry your stuff?
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some kind of bellhop around the white Louis. I was like, okay, I'm here in my sizes and I'm
conversing with the protege. Yeah, something like that. And it's like, and then the shooting
central gets pushed back and they're like, okay, no, we'll put you in a different scene. And it'll
be at this cafe. And we'll have you and Emily just be extras in the background. Like, okay, perfect, fine, whatever. Our goal was not to bother anybody.
Like the minimally like we're just seeing the sheer scope of what was going on.
Like I was like, this is crazy.
We don't want to Mike White to shuffle around his whole schedule for little old us, you
know, so like, don't bother anyone was was the mantra.
So eventually, the last day we're in Phuket, like literally, we're gonna fly out late that night on a red eye back to Japan to then go back home.
It's finally the day of shooting that was gonna happen. So if that got rained out, we
wouldn't have been on the show at all. And so we had like a 930 call time and a little
van comes and picks us up from our hotel. A couple of people who are on the production crew kind of got picked up along with us and were driving us down to where the uh to where the shoot was
down at this cafe. At which point we're kind of getting little dribble hints of like the
plot as they're talking with each other. Like the only thing I heard they're like oh you
know they're shooting the um they're shooting the robbery scene. I'm like oh there's a robbery.
There's a robbery. It's like the scene but that's otherwise I know very little and we show up and thankfully thankfully
we get dropped off like with a bunch of extras at this cafe. Me and Emily, I'm like where do we go?
We definitely don't want to be walking around saying excuse me excuse me we know Mike White
please tell us what to do. Uh thankfully we bump into Mike White. It's like oh you guys are here
it's great it's like it's like and it's like, yeah, so here's the scene, you know, there are
these three women that they're going on, like, kind of like a get together tour and like, and
they want to have fun. And they're have a health butler. And this health butler takes them around.
And they're going to get into more they're going to get into more than they bargained for at this
thing. So now we've seen what they bargained for on the show. So I'm giving away nothing.
And so that was started the shoot of the day.
So that's how we got there.
So onto the island for shooting.
So let me ask you, having been on Survivor,
is this your first non-Survivor TV set that you're on?
Yes. I mean, the only other TV shoots I've done are for like
science channel things. Sure, science channel people come out
and that's a very different thing, right? Like getting
interviewed. Yeah. And like I knew enough that like I know
they're long, like TV shoots are long and boring. Like I was I
was telling Emily this like, and Emily lives in LA, grew up in LA.
So she would actually see some shoots as well. So she knows
what they're like. But like we know they're long and boring. And so we were aware of that.
I didn't quite expect how long an intricate, a scripted show of this caliber was going
to be. And so, uh, so we came in outfits. We were told to bring in clubbing outfits,
which of course, as you can imagine, I have many in my wardrobe, many. So the night before
we had to go into town
and buy some clubbing outfits
or our closest approximation thereof.
Did you go to a Jim Thompson?
I don't know what those are.
Jim Thompson is a very well-known person
in Thailand history.
I don't wanna go as far as to say that Jim Thompson
and the character that
Walton Goggins is searching for right now are analogs of each other but there's
some parallels certainly in that story and also he was like he was like a silk
magnet and so you can get all sorts of silk clothes from the Jim Thompson line
it's true yeah oh interesting so it's a you know I didn't know silk was magnetic
at all but and regardless I think think, yeah, well, yeah, even, even the scientists learned
something. Yeah, I learned something. So, uh, so when it comes to, so that's how we got there.
And so we show up and like, they point us toward like the extras tent. And so like we're so, so to
get made up. So we did the whole makeup thing. I actually, Josh, I don't know if you have, I actually texted you some images from this dude. So like the, um, so like we went back and they said,
oh, okay, this is what you got. That's great. We don't have to make you up as Russians. I'm like,
what? It's like Russians, like Russians. So we realized, oh, this scene, it's a bunch of,
this is like a Russian club with a bunch of Russians.
And it's like, okay, I'm not sure how one gets made up
as a Russian, but so we, so basically have this,
just this extra scar that we have just, yeah.
Tell us about your character.
Yes, so my character, did you have a name?
I wish I did.
So I think that what I was going for is that, Emily, we're going to be the dorkiest
people at the coolest club in Thailand.
That's like, that's like this, that's going to be our thing.
Like maybe I was LBH number three.
That was my, that was my name.
You don't have the right look for the LBH.
Okay.
Well, the, uh, so that's so, so I mean, it's too much hair. That's funny.
And when it comes to getting so we're like, okay, we're just gonna be the background of a scene.
We'll just follow direction and we'll go. So we get made up we get some images, by the way,
for the video version of this pod. So yeah, so this is so this is actually where we got placed
in our scene. So if you might recall that there was a scene where the where the three women meet the where they where they meet the three guys when they
show up. That's like the bar like behind us is where they all kind of met right there.
So we were in a shot for that but like we knew we weren't on camera for it. So like
that's just that's us that's in our in our looks for the for the for the image right
here. And as that and then we got made up at the makeup tent and those people are professionals. Like I just, the sheer scope of all of different
camera angles, all of the trucks, like the off, like the kind of the off campus, like
tents of like where the wardrobe is. And there were like a hundreds of extras. It seemed
being poured into this. It was just a massive operation. And, and, and so, uh, so we start filming and this is part of the story
here. So we start filming and right as we start filming rain, okay. And we're like, like Leslie
Bibb and Michelle Moynihan and Kate and, and, um, and Carrie Coons all have to be kind of shuttled
off and, um, to the, to the green room, uh, for, you know, cause it starts raining. And then a lot
of me and the rest of the extras and with Emily are just like hanging out on this cabana and it's like all this rain. And I'm
like, we'd have no idea how we're gonna, how long we're gonna be there for. So Emily's getting
hose down. We're getting hose down. So like we're dry, but I think that, so I'm like,
I gotta get Emily to someplace other than this. So I'm going to go find an umbrella. So I run out to go find an umbrella and uh and and I
come back and get it and escort Emily to uh to one of the one of the other overhangs off camera.
And Mike kind of catches us. He's like, hey you guys um uh why don't you you go in the green room
like the green room like with the actual like famous people. I'm like oh yeah come on you go
go in there. So, so we
go in and sure enough, you have the, the, the three principal cast and so you had the,
the three women.
Dr. Justin Marchegiani, Ph.D. You had to hang out with Carrie Coon?
Dr. Justin Marchegiani, Ph.D. Hang out is a strong word. Again, primary one, don't bother
anyone. And they're just sitting in the middle of the room in their chairs with their, with
their names on them and they're reading their phones. And I'm like, I'm not going up and
talking to them. So Emily and I, we kind of shuttle around the back and
sit down and who comes up to us but Valentine, his name's Arnis. And it's like, and it's
like, I said, hello.
Is his name's Arnis?
Arn, close enough, Arnis.
Oh my gosh.
And he comes up, it's like, hi, I'm Chris. It's like, I'm Arnis and he had his girlfriend
there. So we were talking, striking up a conversation with Valentine. He's like, what, you know,
what do you guys do?
What are you doing here?
And so we tell him and, and somehow, of course,
I ended up giving a lecture on robot control that somehow got,
actually that worked in the conversation somehow.
He's like, what do you do?
Which is the most dangerous question to ask me.
But for those audience members who don't know me,
I'm a robotics professor.
So I'm so sorry to all, to Arnis,
but he was very, he was such a nice guy. He
was so nice. And we were talking with him and I'm tapped on the shoulder by a producer.
And they said, uh, you know, we need, we need to dry you. I'm like, excuse me. I was like,
yeah, for continuity, you weren't wet in the shot. So what you have in that image there,
Josh is me, uh, being dried, uh, so that way I am dry for the next shot,
which was only mildly humiliating
as I was standing in front of Carrie Coons,
Michelle Moynihan and Leslie Bibb being dried
so I wouldn't ruin the shot.
So I failed in my mission to not bother anyone.
But you succeeded in your mission to be the uncool guest. Yes.
Yes, I did.
Christian, were these your own party clothes or was this costume?
This is we bought this at the downtown in Thailand.
So we were given some general instructions for what to what to wear as extras.
Were you given budget?
Did you not pay to play?
Did you pay to play on the White Lotus?
You gotta start somewhere. You gotta start somewhere in this.
No, but like, but like, I think you're questionable.
Yeah. Well, I think that as extras, you get like an extra paycheck. I think the only challenge was
we left the hotel. So I don't think that we never got a check. So whatever, it's fine.
At this point, it's probably sitting in the concierge.
ever. It's fine. At this point, it's probably sitting in the concierge. To be clear, we had a great time. We had a fantastic time. So once the weather cleared up, they put us
in a shot and they set up a shot where like we were where we were but actually made the
made error where we were right in front of that burning logo for the for the cafe. And
Mike's like, okay, you know, they kind of situated us in a spot where we
would be seen and they would like, hey, and they would play music and we would dance,
which is one of the more, you know, as you can tell, I'm a natural, I'm a natural at
this. So we did a couple of takes where I danced and one thing was to raise the roof
just now.
Yeah, yes. The roof, you know, as an engineer, I know how to do that. And so what I did is
that you would know how to do the robot.
You know, it's a common stereotype among us robotics
professors that we are trying to use the public. Thank you,
Josh, for bringing that up. No, it's okay. And I think that and
so ultimately, I think one of the last takes is like, you know
what I'm gonna do? I'm just gonna talk to Emily, like we're
sitting right there, I'm just gonna talk to her. And I thought
that that was a much more natural thing for us to kind of be talking to each other. And that's the shot that
made the air. And that was great. So you remember what you were talking about? Like, so this is
unofficial dialogue. This is not actual dialogue that makes it to air. It's certainly not dialogue
written by Mike White. And in fact, sounds like you ad libbed on the white lotus. You know,
it's one of my many skills, Josh, is the ability to ad libbed here.
Which I don't know if that was like crossing any kind of, there was no stripes or anything.
The WJ line here.
I'm a scab.
The, the, the Phuket line.
But what do you remember talking to Emily about?
What were you guys discussing?
Well, you don't, you know, you look very emphatic, like you like very gestury in the shot. Well, that's something you got to do all the time. I
mean, like again, the most kind of shoots I'm used to are either me starving on an
island, which you know, there's that. But number two, they evacuate you to
somewhere else. So this is like nothing new for you. That's all normal room that
you all go to where they do hamburgers and Snickers bars. I think this might still be under NDA, Josh. So if you just wipe that from the point.
I already burned the bridge, so I don't care.
No. And I think that so what the other kind of shoot that I do are these robotic shoots
where like you typically it'll be like me with a student with a robot and like we're like talking
with each other as if I'm teaching them and then and the thing you do, at least that I do is I say,
hey, look at this gesture I'm doing, isn't it great?
You're certainly learning a lot when I do this thing.
And so that's the way I do my acting.
So those, you know, looking for my acting advice.
There you go.
An old friend of mine called this theater hands once.
That you have to have like theater arms and theater hands.
It's like just like wild gesticulation
to really add some uh emphasis. Yeah so I mean so that's that's what we do is you know professors
every more we wave our arms the less the students get and get disengaged I think. I think YouTubers
figure this out as well they just kind of like like whoa and they also talk really fast but yeah
I mean that so we so we filmed that scene and we filmed the nightclub dancing scene thereafter. And I think the thing
that was like amazing to me is all the different takes that they would do where they'd set. I
didn't understand how like a single camera show operated. Like when people talk about like the
office, they talk about it as like, is that a multi-camera show? Is that the phrase for it?
I was like, why is it multi-camera? No, really there's only one camera
and they have to, if you want a shot from different angle
they have to reset up the whole thing,
do another take from that angle.
And like, oh my God, it was so much.
And just seeing how that translated to like
the little monitors and like the way that had
all these filters on it,
it was, all the details were incredible.
I was amazed by all of the work that went into was just a couple of seconds of footage.
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Christian, have you had any takes about the White Lotus as a viewer through five episodes?
Well, I mean, I love the White Lotus in general.
I mean, obviously I was going to watch it when it came back out and came out in what?
Twenty twenty one.
When the first season came out like like, oh, Mike says we're running.
Here's the show.
Hey, we'll put it on.
And of course, you're gonna watch it because you know, you know, the guy.
But it was, you know, I find the character for Alec Merlino.
Of course.
Well, I mean, that's all that's always a bonus.
You know, when you get Alec Merlino.
So we're always on the lookout for our friends
from the show who are on there.
And I mean, Alec had a multi-episode part.
A great irony for those who know the survivor lore
is Alec has a decent amount of dialogue and you have none,
which is not how it went during your final showdown together.
There is some irony in that.
And I'll tell you, I mean,
they sort of should like make sure this is all out there is like, look, I couldn't be happier
with what was on television. Like I did, like one, I didn't want to learn any lines. I, I, I all
only lines I know how to deliver the ones I think of. That's all, you know, I'm not an actor.
So I'm like, I, that's a lot of pressure. I wouldn't want, and I kind of loved how subtle it was.
And actually I was like, when it happened,
Emily and I were watching this weekend,
I was like, I kind of love this.
I wonder if how many people actually noticed.
Cause that would be so funny.
Like if eventually people were like,
oh, like come back weeks later.
I was like, wait, was that Christian?
Was that Emily?
But survivors-
How many minutes later was it?
I think I started getting tagged within about,
I'd say about 10 minutes.
Yeah.
So once one person noticed,
but it was, I couldn't be happier.
It was just, it was subtle.
And frankly, it was commensurate
with the amount of time that we spent there.
We came on the set for a day
and Mike was kind enough to just kind of slot us in,
given how busy he was. Like
he's running a whole operation. And like, I mean, if you meet
the guy, you like he has this way about him where he's like,
it's almost like, oh, you know, I'm not sure if I'm taking this
thing very seriously, or, you know, whatever he has that, but
he's running a multimillion dollar operation. And, and it's
interesting to see that side of him. And we kept filming late into the night and eventually we were like,
we got to get to the airport. We're about to leave.
So like we're doing these clubbing scenes.
And so we said our goodbyes really quick to Mike and left and realized we never
took a single photo with them the entire time we were there.
So, no, but, but we were, but I was thrilled. We got to see the set for a day.
I got to be embarrassed in front of Leslie Bibb.
And you know, what more could I want from the experience?
And Emily had a great time.
And so yeah, fun time.
Have you been studying the narrative of the show?
Are you invested in the who's gonna get got of it all? Where are you at with trying
to decode any theory breaking that you've been trying to do here, Christian? I mean, things
become a little clearer over time, but in only insofar as Mike has been dictating the pace of that,
or the show has been dictating the pace. Like, I would say, and I have no inside information,
literally, I told you all the things that
I learned that the robbery scene, these women get into some kind of mischief and there's
a health butler.
Artist was very nice.
Right.
I didn't think that you were going to, after Mike put you on the show, then you would come
on a podcast to spoil the white lotus.
No, I was inside information.
Sure.
Absolutely. I was making that clear to the audience.
This comes from, I'm not even having to hold back
on what I know when I'm speculating.
This is all completely ignorant.
Maybe though you have a little extra rope
having once upon a time cast a million dollar vote
for Mike White, I feel like you should be allowed
to do almost anything you want in Mike's book.
I mean, sort of coming on to a podcast
and spoiling his television program.
Well, I mean, just looking as a viewer,
there's a couple of things, like, I mean, obviously,
I originally don't like Walton Goggins,
and I come to like him more.
The story that I actually look at,
that I'm actually most scared about, is one of,
I forget, who's Walton Goggins' girlfriend's
character's name?
Chelsea.
Chelsea, Chelsea. She's character's name. Chelsea. Chelsea.
Chelsea.
She's so likable.
What's her character are could be that makes me kind of scared for how do you start off
of a likable person who's very well intentioned and where do you end up as a consequence?
Doesn't mean she has to be the one who takes the bullet, but like, but she's being tempted
to be like, Hey, you know, let's get away from these old guys.
Like what happens to her as a consequence?
She's the one I'm most character arc scared for
of all these people.
Yeah, I had a thought recently.
What if we're so, because Rob and I,
Rob, we're talking about like who's gonna die
and there's been some concern, it could be Chelsea.
There's a lot on the show that sort of like points to they're talking about death around her but last time we were kind
of talking about it wouldn't be you know it wouldn't be tragicomic enough you know it would
just be tragic to lose that character. Could she be involved in some kind of like is like the line
that she's gonna have to cross? Does she have to like does she have to like put Chloe down or something like that?
Does she does she and Chloe, do they have to become ops in some sort of deadly way?
I don't necessarily think that that has to be the case.
You know, like look, go back and look at like Aubrey Plaza's character last season
where, you know, she could just be somebody who like has her relationship tested in some
way and comes out with some new her and Walton Goggins have like some new understanding about
their relationship after that. I don't know if she necessarily needs to perform some sort
of like horrific deed or to have something, some trauma happen to her.
But she has said that bad things happen in three years.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's always a lot of symbolism
to varying degrees of subtlety in Mike's stuff.
I mean, there's the, I forget what the name
of the three monkeys, the Sino evil,
Hirno evil monkeys, Like he obviously literally frames a shot on one of those,
on those ceramic monkeys, but also like I saw some coverage
that like on the boat in.
Yes, I saw this too.
We saw this too.
Yeah. Like where, where, where the three children each have
like their own little thing.
Abby Maria texted it to me today.
Really?
Yes.
Wow. It's, it's's a, that's like,
there's a lot going on in his shows.
I mean, in terms of like, I mean, Mike,
in terms of trying to realize like what he's up to.
Let's just see Abby on the white Lotus.
I, when the day comes, when we get to like white Lotus 12
and like we've run out of David versus Goliath
she'd be very good on the show.
Oh yeah.
I think that she would be a good fit.
And I mean, Mike's an enigma.
I mean, it's very hard to say, to figure out what Mike likes or doesn't like in a very
specific way, in a specific way.
It's like, it's very hard to figure out.
So I think there's a little predicting as to what he wants on a given season, what he
wants for a character arc. Like, I don't think anyone saw that that monologue from Sam Rockwell coming this episode. You know,
for instance. So there's like, it is interesting to see what he takes that. I mean, I was,
I think I had,
what if you had shown up to Phuket and he'd said, all right, I've got a banger for you.
Get ready. You're going gonna read this whole thing.
Well,
an absolute banger for you, Christian.
I think I would fear for my job, actually, if I had that like
that. But like, but it is funny, I actually love that, like,
we're in like this episode, because episodes are very
memorable. And like, in a lot of ways, like, it's, it's so funny.
Like, I like it just makes for funny story. Like, oh, yeah, we
have like a three second cameo
on this thing.
But if you're not safe for work stuff, you know,
maybe stop after the first, you know, 12 minutes or so,
cause it goes like, it's like one of the more like intense
kind of content episodes, like this side of Game of Thrones
of the kind of stuff that they do and talk about.
But like it's, I think that that's, that's par for the course for Mike. You don't know where he's going
to go with something. And I think that for a mystery, the show for which there's a core
mystery element, that's what you need.
Does that track with your experience of playing survivor with Mike? Like I know that Mike
was like sometimes hard to pin down. And that was one of the things that you talk about
when, when you voted for him, that you thought that he played like a really genius next level game. But even just like
conversationally would he was he a surprising figure out there on the beach where like you
just weren't ever really sure what was going to come from him next? Yes, absolutely. Like he I
don't I don't know no ways to categorize comedy, but like
there is a way that he steers a conversation that keeps you off balance. Like some things
made air. Like I was talking to him one time and, and like, and in the middle of the conversation,
he's like, ugh, I have beard hate right now. And he walks off and what motivated him to
say that and do that.
I have beard hate?
Beard hate. He's scratching his beard. It's like, I hate my beard. I have beard hate at the moment.
And it was just off the wall. They're like, so it's hard to track where a conversation is going to
go with him. And I think that that's, you know, I'm again, I don't know the man that well, you know,
but I think that it's certainly not surprising that his show is plotted in the way that it is, the way that I've experienced conversations with him.
But also it doesn't surprise you that the show, I believe you would agree that the show
has some significant survivor DNA. Like you view the White Lotus a little bit differently
if you are a survivor fan, I think, and you know that Mike White is a survivor
person. I can imagine that happening doubly if you were a survivor player and specifically a
survivor player with Mike White, that you can see some of the structure of that show infused in this
one. I mean, Mike himself has talked about survivor in his interviews as being murder,
talked about survivor in his interviews as being murder, you know, that, you know, it's fun murder. I think he's talked about in interviews. So like that's, that's, that's not surprising.
And even the format, right? I think I, you know, I, I'm really into the show. I mean,
I, it's not, I don't think that it's great because I don't think it would be a show that
I would naturally gravitate to turn on and try if I had not known about, you know, the
connection here.
And it's very engrossing. It's just these scenes of the act. Anyway, whatever. But like the,
but the format each season is, it's similar. And I seen people talk about it's like, oh,
it's the same sort of thing. It's gonna be someone who's dead. It's like, yeah, that's
what survivors like. There's always, it's, it's the same thing. People are going to get voted out.
There's gonna be one person left at the end. It's the same thing, but it's the journey along the way that's interesting.
So that's unsurprising. Um, so in a way it makes him intriguing because like you think
you got a line on what he likes and is interesting, but the way that he gets there is very whitey
and if you will, uh, and how, and in the way, in the way he gets there in a way it's uns,
that's surprising. So I'm glad he kind of settled on this murder mystery element
because if it's a bit of a mystery,
that plays into his own mystique.
All right, only three episodes left
and it's really heating up.
I can't wait to see where it's gonna go.
Do you have any predictions, Christian?
I mean, I could have predicted that Kenny was gonna flip on him. I'm not sure why though,
like he didn't think that that was going to happen. I wish that's a survivor. Somebody
always flips, right? I'm always flips. Um, I mean, I, I, I, I, I'm of the, of the camp that
Belinda won't be killed. Um, I think that's, that's a little, that's a little, she has immunity,
right? I think, I think so.
She gets, she wins final immunity.
So her son doesn't need to worry so much.
Uh, but, uh, I mean, I, I, I, I, I'm not of the kind to make a specific prediction as
to which the person is going to die.
I think it would be like you said, Rob, I think it'd be tragic if, um, I keep, forget
the character's name.
Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, that'd be tragic.
A little too dark. I think her, her downfall,fall if she had one it would be of her own making and choices
and not a stray bullet I would think but yeah I actually was surprised when she got bit by the
snake I was like you know that there's sort of a jump scare in that like a snake and a jump scare
normally I don't remember that from from Mike White's show so it's a bit of a twist there
yeah that's why I'm worried. That's why I'm scared.
Yeah.
Who should be the next from your cast
to go on the White Lotus?
Well, I know Gabby's a huge fan of the White Lotus.
I know she's a huge fan.
I've always been.
It's right up her alley.
The interplay of relationships is exactly what she's into.
And obviously, you know, Davey.
Where's Davey?
Where's Davey? Mike, do you want to play with me? So I and obviously, you know, Davey, where's Davey? Where's Davey? Mike, do you wanna play with me?
So I think that, you know,
and I twirl on a stick on the beach, maybe, you know,
I can imagine either, either of those things happening.
But look, the thing I've learned is that, look,
Mike comes up with what he wants to come, comes up with.
And I'm just lucky that I happened to be passing by.
Yeah.
And so, so we got to have this little experience
and it was, it was, it was a great bit of fun.
And I'm Emily.
This is closest friend from your cast, do you think?
Mike?
Yeah.
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
I think that, I mean, he did,
I'm assuming he had Alec on his show,
on his show for so many, like, he was like,
I think Alec was on set with him the entire Maui shoot.
Yeah.
He's gotta be pretty close with Alec. I mean, here's another like, I think Alec was on set with him the entire Maui shoot. Yeah. He's gotta be pretty close with Alec.
Um, I mean, here, here's, here's another, like, like, I think, like, like maybe a
story that might explain some of the white Lotus.
I think I've told it to maybe you to run before Rob, but apologies if I hadn't.
Um, so Mike, uh, uh, after our season went to back to Fiji and, um, and he took, uh,
like a handful, a handful of us with him to Fiji. I was lucky
to be one of those people. And we went to in Fiji to the floating pizza platform, Cloud
Nine that Josh, you've been.
Josh Birkwood Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good.
Dr. Justin Marchegiani pretty good. Wood fired pizza on a wooden pizza platform in the middle
of the ocean. What could go wrong? What could go wrong with that? All those millennials really ruined that for the rest of
the Fiji contestants.
They blew it on the first Fiji season,
but now everyone gets bad pizza,
but that was the best pizza in the land.
It was really good.
It was good. It was good.
So we went to this place.
So is it a restaurant?
It's not a survivor reward.
It's a restaurant.
No, it's a restaurant.
It's real.
But like Brett LaBelle like puked all over the place
or something, I don't know.
Like they caused all sorts of mischief
and they were never invited back.
It's, oh, is that why?
That's the story.
I don't know if it was Brett, I don't know what happened.
I read that thing.
It's unconfirmed, unconfirmed.
It's unconfirmed.
The mannequins occurred.
I don't mean to blast Brett.
But I, like, I'll never forget.
Like there was, like we were on this platform and like, and you
had to take a boat on and off.
So if you want to leave the restaurant, you have to wait for a boat to come and
you have to jump on the boat to come and get off, right.
And so we were, we had our fill.
We were about ready to go, but we had to wait for a boat.
And I remember we were up on like, on the deck of this and like, there was a
bunch of Instagram, like wannabe Instagram
models posing around the boat taking all these shots and they're kind of getting up like
right in like Mike's space and he's sitting there just like trying to just drink like
on my tie or something like that.
I can just see the disdain on his face for the for the situation he was in at the moment
and uh and he said, Christian, this is what hell is.
Hell is being on vacation and being stuck
with people you hate.
And so I was like,
and this was before the White Lotus came out.
So like, I feel like there's a little bit of that DNA
in the White Lotus.
I think the last point for the White Lotus to some extent
appears to be survivor and maybe that immediate trip,
the return to the Holy Land, right?
To go back to Fiji and then to have that form of experience.
It isn't like that pure survivor land experience anymore.
Now you're getting to see the the Jacklin Lemons
of the world at work and having some things to say
about that in the canvas that Mike has chosen for himself.
Yeah, I mean, so I mean, I couldn't be more thrilled for the guy. His show is, you know,
I think it's number one streaming show in the world right now or something close to that,
depending on the ratings, something like that. It's a, you know, so it's doing great. And I
couldn't be happier for him. Now, Christian, a lot of the actors in the show have had to do nude scenes.
If Mike had said, okay, Christian, I have a role for you,
but it involves, you need to do full frontal.
Would you have walked off the set?
He'd have to talk me into it, I think.
But I've done stranger,
no, I haven't done stranger things in that.
Wow, coming to Netflix now.
Wow. First Max, now Netflix.
Cameo, wow. He's in the back, right? I don't done Stranger Things in that. Wow, coming to Netflix now. Wow. First Max, now Netflix. Cameo, wow.
He's in the background.
I don't know.
Max is on Stranger Things too.
There's something, I think if you go,
anyone who goes on the show,
there's an element of adventurousness to it.
While everyone has their lines that they won't cross.
You know, it's like, I'm not, who knows?
But like- Who knows until you're there, right?
Yeah, yeah. You can walk up to the edge and see what's on the other side
How deep does this how deep down does this rabbit hole go put me on the spot here Rob? Yeah
So it's a but that would be question
It would be like it'll be tough question
Like look, I have no only go on the show if I was doing full frontal
I think that's the only way I would say yes
And I think that I think that you know, thankfully for someone like me
who does not have acting aspirations, you know,
it's just a fun little diversion.
But like for someone who's really like, you know what,
this is my chance to break into the business.
Christian, you're not an actor.
You don't need to do full frontal
and be one of these prostitutes.
What are your values?
You have values. You keep your clothes on.
But yeah, so that's, so that, that's the story. So that's the story. And so like through happenstance,
we were in that we were as close as we're going to get to that part of the world. And
so we got to hang out and Phuket for a bit and then come back.
And no one knew about it until Sunday, which was great.
That's great.
That's awesome.
That's so much fun.
What a fun time.
So fun to see you on the show
and thank you for sharing your story with us.
Thank you very much for having me.
I just, you know, I hope that everyone enjoys the season.
You know, we, you know, Emily and I,
we brought so much to the scene, of course.
Yes.
We appreciate that you-
I was pretty out.
I mean, a lot of people were saying that like,
oh, season three, what a slow burn.
And then I think that this episode
ramped it up for a lot of people.
So you could take some credit if you want.
Yep. You know, me and secondarily, Sam Rockwell. I think me, actually no, Emily, me, Sam Rockwell.
I think would be the ranking. Yeah, the big three. All right, Christian,
anything else you want to tell people to check out? Anything you're doing?
I mean, not in particular, I'm just professing it up. Hey, Blood on the Clock Tower is going to be live on Saturday afternoon on RHAP.
That's right.
Thank you very much for reminding me.
It's been a long time coming.
So we will be releasing a third episode of Blood on the Clock Tower.
Survivors play Blood on the Clock Tower.
Quite a fun episode.
So feel free to check it out.
We'll release it on Saturday, I believe.
Watch RHAP.com to check out our YouTube channel. Indeed. Indeed. But other than that, just, you know, just, just trying to just muscle
through the semester, just one day at a time. Okay. You're almost there. All right. Uh, Josh,
what's coming up for you? A busy severance a week, right? Yes. Right. Severance Christian.
We are waiting for it to be much further along
then I'm gonna binge it.
So we've been waiting.
Oh, interesting.
So yeah, mystery shows,
like multi-season long mystery shows,
I've been burned one too many times.
So I'm waiting until people say-
What a level of self-control.
Yep, yep, yep.
It's also not my business.
You're a podcast in business.
You have no choice in the matter.
You gotta check out all these things like instantly.
Yeah, that's true.
But I'm thrilled to do it,
especially with Severance as it is,
getting darn close to the end of the line,
as in it's at the end of the line.
It's the finale this week.
We got a final episode here with a lot of business
still to accomplish.
Myself and the doctors, Amanda and Melissa,
will be recapping it.
We'll get some theories and feedback. We're working on a bonus
episode or two. So a lot going on behind the scenes as we are closing
severance out and so much else happening on we know scripted tv.com yellow
jackets is getting relatively close to the end of the line here. Obviously
White Lotus is getting close to the finish line as well. The last of us
will be on the other side of that. Andor is coming back in April. Are you an Andor person, Christian?
I'm not. I'm more. I have been a Star Wars person in a little bit, so I think I've got
burned by Mando. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. Mando's what did it? It didn't happen sooner than Mando. Mando was the last chance. They was the last chance that they had. Yeah. Yeah.
It was what they did with the Boba Fett. No, it's in general. Like, I don't want to talk.
I don't want to talk badly about Star Wars, but it's a yeah. I think that the first season
of Mandalorian was like, you'd be a big rogu guy. You know, Grogu's fine. He's cute.
I think that...
Oh my God.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He doesn't need a name.
You're out on Baby Yoda?
Call him Baby Yo-Yo, but you cowards.
Jesus, his name is Baby Yoda.
Just call him that.
That's Grogu's okay.
Rob loves Grogu.
Grogu the name of the character.
Rob does a killer Grogu impression, actually.
I do?
Yeah.
Now you're on the spot.
You're doing it right now.
You're like, fuck. Oh, he doesn't talk? Yeah. Now you're on the spot. You're doing it right now.
Oh, if he doesn't talk.
Oh.
Okay, I see what you did.
Now, so what he would say,
Andor is continuing, I hear good things.
You'd love it.
Yeah. You'd love it.
All right.
Well, even if Christian's not watching it,
you can check it all out here.
We know scriptedtv.com.
Josh, anything else?
No, of course we're gonna be resuming
our patron only survivor heroes versus villains coverage
next week.
We had an off week thanks to 15 years ago, March Madness,
giving us a week off.
We didn't know at the time, but thanks.
Thanks, basketball gods.
We'll be back with a double boot coming soon.
All right, and of course,
episode six of the White Lotus coming up on Sunday. Take care of a good one. Bye