RHAP: We Know Survivor - Club Condo Survivor 48 Ep 2

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

Rob Cesternino and Chappell dive into episode 2 of Survivor 48.

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TD, ready for you. Yeah, that's right. Club Condo is back for week two. Rob Cisternino here, and I'm back with a guy who is ready to talk with me about the week in all the survivor nonsense. It's Chappelle Chappelle. How are you? Rob, I'm good. I'm good. I'm feeling fresh, renewed after another week of Survivor. We're two weeks in. And I'm sure, you know, the season feels like it's starting to pick up. You know,

the first one is like, I am, I like, I feel like the first episode always gives me the jitters. You know, am I going to like everybody? Is it like the first day of school? Yeah. Right. Do I have the grenade? We got past that. Basically, I have the grenade. But it's okay.

You know, we're on to week two, going into week three, and I'm very excited to talk about what's to come and what we've seen so far in Survivor. Okay. Busy weekend. I just got back from, I went to South by Southwest. I met a surprising amount of people who listened to the podcast, which is always wild to meet at a non-Survivor thing. So that was really cool.

And so people shout out to everybody that's listening to the podcast, who especially, I guess, shout out if you're listening, even if I didn't meet you. We appreciate it. Yeah. You know, I've only ever met one listener in the wild that I had never met before that just recognized me from the podcast. It was very awkward.

I was at a wedding and we were actually at the reception and it was like one of those weddings that just, you know, we're going to do the reception until we get tired and pass out or something like that. So it's like, I don't know, probably about 10 o'clock at night. And this woman comes up to me and is like, oh my God, I've been watching you all day. I've been dying to ask you. Do you know Pouya? Wow.

And I was like, yes. And she was like, so you know Pouya and Taryn? Yes. And I was like, yes. And she was like, so you know, Pooja and Taryn, yes. And she goes, don't call Taryn, but could you get Pooja on the phone? And I called Pooja. I called Pooja at a wedding because I had to, as his secretary, I was obligated to do this.

So hopefully your meetings with listeners of the podcast go better than mine did. I mean, mine went great for Pooja. Yeah, it went great for Pooja. I was like, I do know him. Yeah, actually it kind of freaks me out that I know him too. Yeah. So maybe, I don't know, maybe next time I'll go to South by Southwest, I might run into somebody who knows me.

All right. Well, we had a great week of podcasts here on the Survivor feed. You can listen to them all. WeKnowSurvivor.com. Had a really great conversation with Kevin the other day about all this in addition to the know-it-alls and my ex-interview with Kevin. We were scheduled to talk with Sophie Clark tonight. Sophie is under the weather and so we will not get the chance to talk to Sophie tonight. We hope to maybe as soon as next week get Sophie on the podcast. So we will be back with an old school interview next week. But sorry to say, we will not get the chance to talk to Sophie tonight. Okay, if you can get Sophie for an old school interview, who can we get for a club condo?

Like, we need an old school player. Maybe, of course, Sophie's busy. But maybe we could get, I don't know, who's wacky? Who's that same season? You want an old school guest to come on club condo? Yeah, can we get Simhar? Can we get somebody from Sophie's original season to come on Club Kondo?

Who can we get from Sophie's? I mean, do you know her? No, I don't know. I think, Willis, listen, we have a hard enough time getting old school guests to come on any of the podcasts. I feel like that you're gonna explain to an old school guest what Club Kondo is. I feel like you don't explain to them what it is.

You know, Jim Rice, we have the perfect spot for you. And then he just comes on here and it's very confused. I don't know, South Pacific feels like the spot to start at when you want to bring on some people to talk about the wackiness in Club Kondo. Yeah, okay. Well, if we could get Stacey Powell, this is her show. Oh, we could get Stacey Powell.

I will relinquish my spot here. Like Stacy queen. You can have it, you know, close Stacy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, let's get into everything that's going on and Chappelle in the aforementioned draft, you ended up, you took an L this week as it was Kevin who ended up getting voted out of the game. What was your reaction to Kevin going home? I picked Kevin because I could feel the chaotic energy, run the tape back. I said, this is, this man is chaos. And, uh, I don't know how well he's going to do in the game, but I, I,

I typically like to lean toward players. They remind me of a bit of myself and I am a chaotic entity if I'm nothing else. And so, um, I'm not shocked that it was Kevin based on his preceding interviews. It felt like he was telegraphing that like he might play a little too hard or, you know, be a little wild in some of his approaches. And I think in this episode, he could have done nothing, but that would have been way too boring. And so he decided to do something and he ended up getting the boot. Well, in talking with Kevin, you know, I ultimately don't think that he was like super messy or anything like that.

You know, he was reading the room and this was a tribe that is seemingly going to another tribal council, you would imagine. And it doesn't seem like that there have any hopes to win anytime soon. And he's like looking and doing the math. It's like, OK, fine, we could vote out Mary today, but it's going to be me next time. And maybe this is the one chance I have to change that trajectory going into the next vote. Yeah, I mean, that's one way of looking at it.

Kevin also does the thing when he, I was watching his interview with you where he's like, yeah, why would they come after me? I was doing that, I was... You're like, Kevin, Kevin, remember all this skeeving? I mean, for two episodes straight, he's like, I'm in charge, I'm running the game, I'm in the power position, I gotta get,

it's like, Kevin, stop it. I think Kevin was a threat. I think he was playing in a way that a threatening player plays. And I think that, yeah, he probably would have run out of runway soon, but there may be other ways he could have approached this idle situation.

An idle flush, you know, maybe,, if he tried to do something like that. But this whole, he was trying to have his cake and eat it too. He wanted to keep Mary around, he wanted to get rid of the idol, he wanted to be in the power position moving forward. And the value and effort, I think it's definitely better than being like, hey, let me just sit and wait for it to be my turn. But also things can change so much in this game. He could go on a journey tomorrow and then now now he has, you know, a stealer

vote, a blocker vote or whatever the third advantage was in this episode that we never got to see. So I don't know. It feels like in Survivor sometimes you just got to make it to the next day and see what happens. Yeah, I think it's even tough for him to get, say, to play her idol and not be trying to do what he was doing because it's such a small tribe. If he goes to say and announces, I try not to use the verb say when I'm-

It's too hard. It's too hard. And he announces to her like, hey, you better play your idol tonight. It's like, well, who's voting for me? You? Like there's not enough people. Mary lost her vote. Yeah. This was tough. I mean, and the tribe is so small. It's like,'s not enough people. Mary lost her vote. Yeah. Yeah, this was tough. I mean, and the tribe is so small. It's like, I think he just had to let, he just needed to let Mary go or even worse, let Cedric go. Cedric was sitting here just ready to,

you know, it was my fault if y'all vote for me, da, da, da, da. Like look, lean into that. You know, I just think that, you know. They needed Cedric to lean into it and he was leaning back. Right, and that's what I'm saying. Like if you need Cedric for tribe strength and this he was leaning back. Right. And that's what I'm saying. Like, if you need Cedric for tribe strength and this is what he does when you're all trying

to keep the tribe strong, it's kind of like, is he really there for tribe strength? Not to call him a weak player, but you know, at this point, if you feel like your days are numbered, you got to start throwing anything at the wall and trying to save yourself. But yeah, valiant effort from Kevin. I think that, you know, of early Boots, we've seen way worse. So this is nothing to be ashamed of. I follow Cedric on Instagram. I think he had a big watch party this week.

Really? Young Cedric. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm just killing myself not to sing that song every time his name pops up on the screen, man. I just, young Cedric. He's got some decisions to make in this game.

He's got decisions to make. Do you think that Cedric from Survivor knows of Cedric from Big Brother? Do you think that's even on his radar? No, no, they're not in the same Cedric group chat. It's not a thing. I think, honestly, Young Cedric doesn't know old Cedric and vice versa. Neither one of them know each other. If they met together, like if they were ever in the same room together, they would never know

that both of them were on reality TV. Right, we've never had any Cedrics on Survivor Big Brother before, and then in one year. It's the year of Cedrics, it really is. Yeah, I don't know. I would love to see them link up. I think young Cedric might be coming back to play another game.

I've seen him rumored for other games too. So maybe this will be the first of many appearances for old Cedric. Yeah. I think I've seen every single Big Brother alumni of the like 300 Big Brother players, I think rumored to be on another show. When I saw Howard rumored to be on the Big Brother Amazing Race, I mean, it's like, come on, y'all. Does that like, yeah, come on. Yeah. Come on. What are we doing?

Yeah. And look, and if you're right, still, come on, casting. What? What? Howard, really? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, Brandon Donlon, could we get,

could you do a randomized brand steal of a Big Brother season with the cast? And then we leak that as rumored cast for the Amazing Race. It got me desperate. Yeah, could we get that within the next hour, you think? I saw Angela from this most recent season of Big Brother on there, which would make total sense, but to be on the same cast as Howard and some of these other people I saw

in that grid, what? Wow. Okay. I don't think CBS has their number. There's no way they have Howard's number. There's just no way. Howard was on the show. He was treated poorly by the show.

He's on a show that people, a season that people don't even talk about. And you mean to tell me that they're like, keep Howard in cast and let's see how that goes. I think he's fine. I think his life is fine. And if he shows up on the Amazing Race, I'm sure he'll be riveting television this time.

Yeah. Look, I feel like that even be riveting television this time. Yeah. I feel like that even with tracking down some of the old school survivors, it's hard, but it can be done. Like some of these people from Big Brother, and they're on TMZ, it's like nobody can get a hold of some of these people. Look, the Big Brother people should be in hiding. They're scary. They're crazy.

The survivor people are relatively normal, I guess I'd say in comparison You have a lot more survivor players to compare them to and even then I'd say that I'd take the survivor players anytime. Okay Chappelle I want to talk about something from this episode that I thought was really interesting when they had a dive but not the dive I Want to talk about when we had where the Vula tribe had to pick people to go to the journey. And then we ended up where there was like this practice round. And Say won the practice round. And then she then wanted that in the practice round to count.

And that she wanted the guys to have her back. Yeah. She felt betrayed. Right. And in a way, I definitely understand what she's saying, right? Like if we're all in on this con, I say, hey, I won. And we all say, yep, that's it.

And we unanimously say that it's for say, it's her spot. She gets chosen. She gets to go. What could Mary even do at that point? Yeah. But that's playing really hard. That's playing really hard. You know how on the other tribe,

they're like, Thomas is singing, okay, we got stars advantage. She loses her vote. What if we just lose the thing? Then she doesn't have a vote. And it's Shaina's just like, what? No, that's playing a little too hard. Say could never, Say could never.

Say's like, we lost the vote, I don't know what to tell you. This would have been totally different on the other end, but her tribe let her down. They didn't go with the whole play. I think it was a little too much gaming for this moment. That whole group decides, hey, we're gonna gaslight Mary. Mary, what are you talking about?

That wasn't practice, That was the real thing practice Since when since when yeah, she's actually can do is say no like no, I'm not crazy. They're like, yes you are Yes, you are Yeah, because I feel like the thing that survivor players don't really take advantage of like you could really just Screw somebody over in the pre-merge. Like, no consequences. Who would ever know? You know what I'm saying? The problem with that, though...

You don't even have to see them at the reunion show. No, you probably will never see that person again. Maybe you're at the same Bryce and Gwen event one day. Like, oh, it's nice to meet you. I finally, I finally get, I think, I think Bryce told me a story like that once. He told me, I think he was like, yeah, I've only met Sarah Lasina twice. And I was like, how? He was like, well, I mean, we never, we were never on the same tribe. But at least they had a finale.

Yeah. Yeah, they did have a finale. Now, nowadays, dear God, you know, you might, like you said, you got to go to Bryce and win in LA or New York to get to catch somebody. Yeah, I think the problem with the pre-merge, when you play really, really hard in a pre-merge, it doesn't matter. You make it to the end and you're like, I'm in episode two, I voted out Kevin. Who? You know, we never met him.

Was he good? Was he bad? How did that go? No, don't do that. But Kevin's not gonna be at the final tribal council. Like, how dare you? Where do you get off? And even then, if you're sitting at the Toronto Tribal Council and you don't have a lot of people in the jury who were there from back then, you're like, look, I stole Kevin's advantage. You just start your journey right there where nobody else is around to tell the tale. And then by the time you get to it, you're like, man, that guy's resume was long as hell. You know, oh my God, he did it all.

You're right. You're right. Start screwing over more people in the pre-merge. I think that's for fun TV. Yeah, why not? It gets us through the slow stages. Yeah. I mean, this is just, there's no consequences.

No, no, it's a victimless crime. Well, except for the victims of the pre-merge, in which case they would probably hate you forever. Yeah. So, I mean, you can just like get away with it, but the witness that you are perpetrating the crime on doesn't get to talk ever. No, it's fine.

Look, I think that's where Say was going. It's like, what could Mary even do? If she comes, when she comes, like when I come back with an advantage, we're gonna vote her out anyway. So it's not like she can come to, like when she gets to the merge, she's gonna blow our spot.

She's not ever gonna make it to the merge and then we have you know what happened in this episode where Mary She got another another day in the game. We don't know what's gonna happen she felt What do you think happens with say and Mary now? So to me this this really bothers me because it feels like these are two players that you would love to see on the Same page because they are both chaotic players. They seem to be enjoying playing the game. It doesn't seem really personal to me. It just seems like they are both like, oh no, we are not going to let this other person

beat. If we could combine their efforts against somebody else, this would be so good. But I just don't think this is a game where it's going to allow them to live and coexist like this, especially with their tribe potentially losing again. I don't think anybody is counting on them winning the next challenge unless someone throws it. So I don't know, short-lived this duo. Is that possible? Do you think that one of the other two tribes could throw? I mean, it is like, I think in the meta where we have seen, you know, go back to Survivor 46, I feel like, I just talked to Tevin where the NAMI tribe that they never lost anybody

before the merge happened and then it was something that cost them later. Do you think that one of these two tribes might say, hey, maybe we need to like lose some dead weight? Tevin's mantra is everyone gotta go to the tribal council at least once. Like he says that, but even if you look outside of that, when we get to the merge, the smaller two tribes always band together to take out the bigger tribe.

And so like, if you have this green tribe having two or three people, yeah, if they have two or three people left, when they get to the merge, people are gonna say, well well, who's going to pick up those pieces to attack whoever hasn't lost at all? And yeah, this could be the way you sway the numbers in your favor. So if I'm maybe if I'm the orange tribe or the other, you know, whatever the tribe, whatever the other tribe, I could be looking at, yeah, I could be looking at each other saying, all right, we got to lose somebody. Let's get rid of some of this dead weight, anybody who might flip, they can go.

Well, do you think that orange and purple both could be trying to throw the challenge at the same time? So purple throwing the challenge, I would find it hard to believe that purple would throw the challenge. I don't think that that is in their wheelhouse of something that they would do.

Eva is not throwing a challenge. That is the Senate. It's just not happening. I just go, I don't see it happening. I couldn't even imagine you bring it up to her like, so what have we lost? She's like, I'm sorry, I don't understand the word. What does that mean?

Like, are you crazy? You should leave. Medic, medical, you know, I just don't think that's gonna go over well. But Orange could be interesting. I think Orange could try to throw a challenge, but with money Mitch making the baskets, I don't really know if they would have the ability to do it. I mean, I'm putting Mitch up against the greats in basketball, you know,

I think that they might try to lose one. You got to, you really got to. This man is just clutch, the clutch gene, what was it, four or five in a row? I mean, basically from what we saw five in a row. Yeah. Well, I know you're the number one Mitch guy, though your hometown hero. What did you think? He had a big episode. He had a great episode. I know, look, I don't say it was the player of the week last week, but I'm pretty sure Mitch gets it for his big moment in this most recent episode because who could have seen that coming? He gets the ball, he throws the underhand technique because that's how you put that

little extra sauce on it and then just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, right on to victory. Gym teacher. Yeah. Put him up. He's a gym... I'm telling you, he's a machine, the machine. When he gets to the merge, they're going to be trying to figure out how to get this man out because he's going to be an immunity threat. But right now it is looking like he might be on the bottom of his alliance.

And so a couple immunity wins wouldn't hurt. Chappelle, there was a big sequence in the episode about everybody's humble traits. And if that's not a club condo segment, then I don't know what the hell is. Yeah, we got to talk about the humble traits. Yeah, this is an interesting way of putting this as well. I've never heard them referred to as humble traits, but I definitely agree. You know, I never heard that. I mean, we heard from everybody or at least four of the people in the tribe.

We got what their humble traits are. I guess five, if you count Mitch, that he revealed what his humble trait was, Camilla. We don't know. Camilla may have no humble trait. Flawless victory. Flawless victory for her. But as far as the other five members of the tribe, we heard about what they were. And really, we started with David. I got four nipples. All right. They don't look like it because they got removed and I was like 12 years old. But hey, you know what? Maybe that's why I like milk so much. I don't know.

Yeah. What do you think about David's origin story? He, you know, having four, four nipples, I guess that could be a humble train. Like they're there now. He no longer has four nipples, but he still claims them. They're like ghost nipples. They're still like the scars of the, of nipples past are still there. So he still tells people like, I have four nipples. They've been removed. And he is a guy who really loves milk. I think these things align some way, Rob.

I'm not quite sure what we're supposed to be taking from that, but he did question if he should be like, if he would milk himself, if he had the ability to do it. That's so interesting. Now... It varied. Yes. You know, famously in Meet the Parents,

you know, Greg was asked, I have nipples, can you milk me? But I mean, these weren't lactating nipples, right? Not to our knowledge. But Rob, if you had four nipples, would you milk yourself? It doesn't matter how many nipples I have. I don't think I'm able to do that. I mean, but if like you had the ability, like if you were able to milk yourself, you kind of have to do it, right?

Like, I don't see you. You know, I know some people who could have milked themselves and they still don't. Yeah, I'd try it. If I had a little bit, I'm not gonna taste the milk, but I'd definitely milk myself if necessary. Like if I felt like, you know, it's kinda like, you got these appendages, you got these body parts. It's like, you're not gonna touch it at least

and see what it does. I don't know, man. I could see myself what it does. I don't know, man. I could see myself milking myself. I don't know. David, David looks like he would milk himself too. He seemed like he was interested in. Yeah. Yeah.

I think I saw a tweet from Scali, something about plenty of people would line up to milk David. I don't know. It was a whole thing. I didn't, I didn't save it. It felt like it felt like NSFW for me, honestly. All right. Do you want to even venture to charity's humble trade?

That? I don't look. I'm not here. I'm all about body positivity. Whew. With that foot. That foot. That was a foot, man.

That was a foot. I went to WikiFeet to see if I could pull it up. Is it on there? No, the site had crashed. I don't know. They tried to upload something dangerous. It's some malware or something must have happened because I was like, that's so bad.

There's no reason you could click. I clicked this link and there's just nothing coming up. Rob, what a foot. What a foot. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Humbling, a humbling foot.

Remember Dee's feet? Immaculate feet. They had, they were like talons. She like snatched the earth out of the ground in that one episode. That's how you win a million dollars. That's how you do it on Survivor. I'm not sure that Charity's, one of her feet, one of them looks good. Hey, that that one foot was solid. That other one though. He's been through some things. It seems Yeah, do you think that that's any sort of like a edit that we should read into that? Maybe charity is not going to go the same direction as D because these feet were more positively edited where the edgy for Charities feet is OTTN

Yeah or Charity's feet is OTTN. Yeah. The foot edgy is something that I would love to get into, honestly. I might need to look into that. Yeah. If we're comparing feet, yeah. Ooh, not edgy. Ah, that sounds filthy.

Yeah, I feel like if we're comparing feet edgy, then yeah, D is very positive and Char 50 50, you know, one foot solid. That other window got some personality to it. I'll just say that. Yeah. What did you think about Kyle and that he had those a callous for 10 years? That's a word Kyle, you need to remove. Stop it.

Stop it. Stop. Stop playing with them people. Everybody like, bro, have medical look at that right now. You know, that's medical. You can handle that. Right. Like you can handle that. Survivor did all these physicals on these people before they even went out there. And they were just like, I'm sure he said, oh, well, all I have is this catalyst. And everybody was like, Kyle, stop. Stop. It's a war.

The one that I feel like has not gotten enough attention is Chrissy with the very deep navel. Deep as hell. She was like, I could stick a Q-tip in it. And then she was like this much. I was like, Oh my God, all that in there? Dear God. It's like, echo, echo. Like, it was like, you should like, you throw, you could throw a coin in there and then you could like have to listen to hear

if it ever like ever hits. Yeah. Oh my God. Why is it so deep? Where does it go? Does it go to the bank? How does it work? She just be like, I don't know, man. She had me examining my own, I mean my own belly button.

I was like, what is the hell mine should done? No, I ain't as deep. Sorry. Yeah. Who just throws this out? Where are they finding these people? I don't know. I, this was like trying to build like a three tribe season of that. They were trying to put together all the people with these like unusual traits and then they scrapped it. Yeah. She's going to hide her idol in there. I got you. Got it. If, she gone hide her idol in there. Ha ha, gotcha. Got it. If anybody like to play an idol,

now's the time, like, hold on. We checked her bag. Oh, you didn't, you didn't. She's like fumbling around and they're like, hold on, hold on, I got you. I need to perform a cavity search. Yeah, mm-hmm, uh-huh, wait, oh, there it is. Ha ha, gotcha, yeah, woo. Well, really. Wait. Oh, there it is. Ha ha! Gotcha. Yeah. Woo!

Well, really, with the way that these idols are, where it's just like two beads on a string. Right. You can put that anywhere. Just pull it out of all the crevices. It's like, hey, where you get those beads from? Not my belly button. Yeah. It looks like a doll if you like have like a string in the stomach or you pull it, it's gonna say something. Like... I just, yeah, I was like a pulled string, yeah, that would be crazy. I keep looking down at my belly button because it's just as inadequate in comparison to hers. She's supposed to have pictures of it.

Yeah, do you feel like you have some kind of like naval inadequacy now? I do. It's navel envy. You know, it's like my shit is not going in like that, but hers is deep. Do you think that Camilla gave a humble trait and the editors just like, not good enough? Camilla was like, I'm the baddest. And they were like, yeah, that's not humble enough. She's like, I'm smart.

She's like, yeah, nope. I'm like, it's one of, you nope. When you do a job application, Rob, they always ask you, what is your biggest weakness? And you're supposed to say something like, my biggest weakness is I try too hard. I work really hard. I don't know how to take a break. She did one of those, like, my humble brag is all I do is win no matter what. I can't help it. It's just, I don't know. And they were like, all right, save it. I don't think she has one. Camilla seems like a pretty well-rounded friend.

Maybe it was last week when she said the only movie she's ever seen is holes. No, that's charity. No, no, no, no. That's Chrissy. No, that's Chrissy who's seen holes. The big, deep, deep neighborhood hole. All I've seen is holes. Rob, do you have a humble trait? I think if I just took my shirt off, I think that that's just humble traits all around.

I know my humble trait is my voice. It's very high. When I was a little kid, I always thought I would grow up in my voice. The people were like, your voice is going to get deep one day. I was like, really? And they're like, yeah. And then like, your voice is going to get deep one day. I was like, really? And they're like, yeah. And then like, it's going to get deep. I promise. I was like, yeah. And then I really had this vision of me sounding like double T in the morning, you know, like kind of having like a strong man voice. And it never came in. It's just like this tenor soprano thing I'm stuck with, Rob. I don't

know. Yeah. I never really thought of you as like a very high voice. It's a very high voice. And when I get excited, it gets higher and higher. Maybe like when you're getting like worked up about something. Yeah, it is. But I'm always worked up about stuff. That's the problem. It's like, if I could just come down to like arresting, but I got nothing.

I sound like Theodore from the Chipmunks sometimes when I get nervous. It's just, it's really bad. But like I said, God needs to knock you down a peg and that's where he started with me. I have a lot though. I'm allergic to everything. Like everything.

You know, like if I go outside, I cannot breathe. You know, some people need to be humbled a lot more than others. And I was one that God had to take his time on. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Let's talk about something that's just as important as your physical health. That's your mental health.

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need to start exploring the Twitter beef of the week. Okay. Okay. You know, Twitter beef of the week. We could have started that in 46. I think 47- We could use a jingle for that also to everybody out there. Yeah, if you're out there making beef songs.

It's a long time till we get to the Wandoff. Exactly, exactly. I think 46 could have really popped off the Twitter beef in the new era. 47, I think, also kind of like, we're like, okay, we're cooking, we're cooking, we got some people fighting a little bit. 48. 48. The contestants that we have aren't really even...

On our season. But the alumni, Rob, they seemingly are outside. They're saying things on microphones, they're talking a little trash about each other, and we like that. We like that. We love to see it. We love to see all of our Survivor alums being active in the community.

That's what we'll call it. Not beef, just being active. We always appreciate it. Keep your name out there. So let's listen in on a clip. Over on the Purple Pants podcast, the Survivor News Edition, the Baby Boys, Bryce, recent birthday boy Wendell,

and Jack had season 47 Rome on the podcast and they were talking about, I'm not even sure how they got on this. Okay. But here's a clip of Rome talking about, uh, what, what he and Q have in common and also have different. Okay. Let's's let's listen into this clip. But listen, let me just say, let me just say me and Q definitely both had big impacts on our seasons. I lasted half the episodes. I never asked to quit. You know, I'm saying like we really talk about it.

You know, I'm saying I didn't ask to leave and people was like, no, we're keeping you around. No, if I asked to leave ever, I was gone. I was out of there. That wouldn't happen. Let's just get that straight, okay? So, and we talk about the team move. We talk about the team move, Q, but we had Q on last week.

We seen those numbers. So I know why y'all called me because y'all had to boost it up a little bit. You know what I'm saying? We had to boost up a little bit. Right now. All right. What were the numbers? Yeah, well, I kind of feel like being a little shady towards

Bryce and Wendell and Jack about their, like, saying that their podcast didn't get a lot of views. Well, I mean, I guess Q just doesn't bring in the same fire that Rome does. Is that what he's saying? You know, I mean, I guess Q just doesn't bring in the same fire that Rome does. Is that what he's saying? You know, I seen the numbers when you had Q on. Not impressed, not impressed. Yeah, I don't know why you're saying that.

I mean, I'm looking at Q. It's been about 10 days since he was on 1.9 thousand views on YouTube and Rome at 1.6 in three days. I'm just saying at this rate, he's going to pass him. Now, if he doesn't, we have to revisit the conversation. Yeah. OK, so it made some waves. OK, there was I can't imagine Q love this. Yeah. Q, I don't think took kindly to it because he posted on Instagram.

Check this out. This is Q's response where he said, "'Somebody tell Lil Man to leave me out of it. "'Half the episodes, half the size. "'I'll stop there before he cry again.'" Damn, he cried the first time? Oh, man, this is crazy. The point to make, right?

Like, Rome was there for less episodes than Q for sure. He made a big impact on his season. Q, Q lasted a long time, made a big impact on his season. The views are skewing toward Rome right now. Tmoo was a wild thing for them to call Rome, Tmoo, Q, you know. So I could see it, but is this real beef? Who said Tmoo, Q? That Q said that last week?

No, I'm pretty sure that that's like the feedback people got about Rome. I think they were calling him, and I don't know if that was a Q quote directly, but I think I saw it on Twitter at least. Somebody called him the Tmoo version of Q. And I think that's what Rome's response was to that. It's kind of like Q could never, you know, I like to see it. Let's redemption Island this thing, put them back on and put them out there and let's see what happens. Then we got Gabe from last season and Gabe and Q went back and forth a little bit during survivor 47. One of the few legitimate Twitter beefs that we had in

survivor 47, here comes Gabe off the top rope. This, the bro that was deleting tweets all last season, question mark. I feel like Gabe doesn't, he's not a fan of Rome. It just doesn't, it doesn't feel like he loves him too much. Cause you're right. They were going back and forth on Twitter last year and that those tweets definitely just disappeared. Yeah, Gabe was the source of a few Twitter beefs. I remember he had some choice words for the Hawaiian population and Tiana, aloha to all of them. And then he's pivoted over to Rome. And it seems like this is his new person that he's going to fluid publicly. Mm-hmm off the top. Yeah

But do you think there's a legitimate beef there? You think this is like kayfabe? I Don't know. It's hard to tell it's hard to tell because you know in these days the tribes is like of the tribes The cast are so close, you know, you know social media and then you're like not having a finale So they all get to hang out and do all that kind of stuff in the meantime It's really hard to tell who doesn't like each other, but Rob, guess what? Survivor 50 is coming. And you were there for the first All Stars.

You know how it goes. These All Stars seasons rip communities in half. They just tear them apart. We're gonna start seeing people playing with people that they had never played for, beefing with their longtime friends. I can't wait. I can't wait. Burn it down. All this stuff is too nice. Everybody's too lovey dovey right now. Let's get it. Let's start fighting. Chappelle, there was no social media back in 2004

when the first All Stars aired, but the Survivor alumni community, you know, there was a lot of turmoil in this and really I think a lot of the alumni at the time really sided with Lex with Lex and Rob was the big feud in survivor after survivor all stars and you know and Robin and Amber were a little bit no pun intended like alone on an island. And you know, and Robin and Amber were a little bit, no pun intended, like alone on an island. Famously, they got married. And the only survivor that was at their wedding was Peter Harky, speaking of holes. Speaking of holes, the original hole guy, yeah. Yeah, whereas Lex continued on as like the mayor of Survivor for some time after Survivor All-Stars.

Lex might not be a bad guest here on Club Condo. I'm just saying. I think of all the podcasts Lex could be on, I feel like Club Condo is again not the right fit for Lex. Look, we shall see. All I'm saying is that season 50, the new era has been... Let's check out the Twitter beef of the week. Yeah, way in Lexu. Here, we're gonna play you some sound clips Lex.

Here, listen to this. Is Stephanie and Mary, these hoochie mamas, are just playing the get to know you game? Lex is like, I don't know what he did. I don't know what any of that means. He's basically Rudy. Like, I don't know. Yeah. But yeah, season 50 is coming.

And now we're gonna see all these people from different seasons interacting. And I just want to see a little smoke. You know, like I said, I think it's been a little too cute in the new era of 41, 42, like 41 kind of sits in its own vacuum. I don't think they mingle too much. 42, 43, it starts to get real lovey-dovey. 40, 45, 46, you know, like now I'm like 47, this era too's kind of like, y'all like each other too much. Let's burn it down.

You know? Yeah. Let the people fight. Do you think that that's a phenomenon based on like that the, uh, like the way the show is evolving or those particular casts? Now we just haven't had no all-stars lately. You know, I think uh back then everybody was fighting for the spots. Everybody was back, you know, you didn't know when survival was going to knock on your door. The new era has been the new era almost in a little bubble. Now, we are going to get people from the olden days as well, apparently, according to Jeff, but I would love to see what it looks like when some of these people are incentivized to stop being so nice.

Stop being polite and start being real. And start getting real, Rob. Yes. That's exactly what I want. You know what I want. Okay. All right. Let's talk about our queen of social media.

It's Seance. Seance on Instagram. Okay. And... End of my life. All right. So we talked about last week, she had to give herself the player of the episode. Now, she did win the fishy this week, but.

She did. Once again, took to Instagram, this is actually on Twitter, and announced, player of the episode is, say, not a woman having to fix this mess again during Women's History Month, can I rest? Player of the episode. Can she rest? Player of the episodes. Can she rest?

As I, can she rest? This lady does not take a break. Look at this, player of the episode, episodes who we got it wrong. We thought it was Mitch. It looks like it's say, what can I say? You want me to argue with this beautiful graphic? No.

She clearly played an episode. That say will win 13 consecutive player of the episodes. Well then, Se wins. A feat never before done in history. You know, it has never been done. I think you're right about that. Currently, two for two. You know, she's knocking it out, 100% success rate.

Let's see what episode three has to offer. I think that there's a good argument to make for a player of the episode. She got out her target. She flipped it on somebody who was trying to blindside her. She didn't get blindsided with an idol, which I'm sure is on the front of all their minds after they just watched the catastrophe. It was 46, right? The last thing they saw was five consecutive idols going out of the

game without being played or something like that. So there's no way she was going to be the first one to do that in this season. So yeah, that's our argument to be made there for sure. Episode, a player of the episode, but I don't know. Let's see what happens next week. We'll see. Stay weighed in on Kevin. She said also this is why he had to go and shows the GIF of the infamous Kevin dive.

Dive is a strong word, but this is exactly how I swim. You know, it's kind of, it looks just like this. It's like, it's like you think you can dive and then you change your mind. You're like, oh, nevermind. And, and, and, and I thought Kevin described that as very much the same thing, right? He got ready to dive and then remembered, oh my God, I'm injured. I probably shouldn't do that. And then pulled halfway through only to do some type of weird belly flop with his hands out, feet first almost in a weird way. Yeah. Again, reasons why I am not on Survivor, because I would be getting judged. Yeah. She felt, I really thought that everybody was like doing a lot of dive shaming on Kevin. I mean, but look at it.

Yeah. I guess I have some sympathy because I don't think I know how to dive into water. I don't. I know I don't. But that's why you don't attempt. I think that's the problem is that Kevin probably knows how to dive and he got ready to do diving form, right? It looks like he's on the way in.

And then he said, Oh God, I just dislocated my shoulder like yesterday. I probably shouldn't do this. And then he pulled up into some weird, like, you know, dolphin flop and here we are. Is that like a coffin flop? It does feel like it. So yeah, that's how it looks to be. So that's, it's a moment.

It's a moment. You know, Mariah couldn't jump. Yeah, Mariah couldn't jump, but she actually had a triumphant moment with her pseudo jump more than Kevin. Yeah. This was Kevin's humble trait. Isn't it like, he don't die perfectly every time. Yeah. This is Kevin's humble trait. Is there like, he don't die perfectly every time. Sometimes yes, but not this time. Yeah. Okay. And then we also

have a, let's bring Cedric back into this. Yes, he's back baby. I'm sorry. This was a clip from the episode. This is a grabbed here by Mel Brown. Actually, I have the audio, I think in a louder version. This is sorry. I didn't mean to scream. Why would we ever want to separate Mary and say, why? Get on the same page, get it together. We need you two ladies. Yeah. Mary's just a facial reaction here is just says it all. Like this is like the perfect image of the two of them.

Right. It really is. You know, they're mad at Cedric, obviously. So, I mean, he's struggling, but it's the yelling that like right in her ear, that's what really took Mary over the edge. And Say could not be more concerned. Like she's, I mean, could not be less concerned about Mary at first. She's like, I don't understand how you haven't made it across this balance beam.

Rob, you know the balance beam. It's not easy. But you know what I know also what would not help me on the balance beam. It's not easy. But you know what I know also what would not help me on the balance beam? Stop leaning back! Sorry, I didn't mean to scream. Sorry, I didn't mean to scream. Yeah. It's definitely not helpful. Definitely not helpful. It's like, stop leaning back. You don't think I know that? You don't think I know that that's why I'm falling backwards? Like, I'm very aware of what I'm doing wrong. I just can't stop. Can't. Yeah.

That was a little tough L. For us to all be assuming that maybe the green is going to be the weakest in challenges, I don't think this was one of those challenges that thought like you saw that they were physically unmatched and not able to do it, right? Like in a vacuum, you would think that Cedric and Justin can make it across this balance beam. Everybody else literally does. And so, you know, I think that if other challenges are very similar to this, they could pull out a win, but this just wasn't their day. Yeah.

Actually, Chappelle, I had one other thing on the Rome and Gabe back and forth because Se also then commented on it. And I- She knows that she should. You know, to me, I was a little confused of what is she writing. Okay. Alright.

So, Say wrote, S47 still arguing online. It's so funny to me, hashtag survivor, hashtag survivor 47. Your season is over. Just let that... What is this? A mango? A papaya? A mango? Just let that... Mango. Is that what it is? I guess. Look, maybe I'm an old, I first of all, I wasn't even aware Is that something dirty right? Like if you like that's not one of the fruits that if you like text to somebody

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've trust me. I've never sent this to anyone mango. I mean is this is this a mango number one? I don't know Am I on the floor right now what I don't know pass Yeah mango apricot I don't know. Am I on the floor right now? What? I don't know. Pass. Yeah. Mango. Apricot. Papaya.

Apricot. Yeah. What is it? Fruit. It could be. Fruit. Just let that fruit. Yeah.

Just let that fruit. We gotta start saying that. Just let that fruit. Just like, I don't know. What does it mean? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. It's provocative. Maybe it is. Just let that man go. Okay. Just let, just let that man go. Which one? Which one? I don't know. Both of them. Yeah. Okay.

Go up. Go up. Let's go. Let's read the tweet again. Maybe 47. Still on the line. It's so funny. So she, yeah. So she's not talking about, she's not talking about Q. He's not from 47. No. She would be talking about Roman. Roman Gabe. Yeah. She was talking about Roman. Yeah. Yeah. So that those men Brandon is in the chat. Does he know what this means? Brandon, you're, you're a youth. Do we do, do you know what the hell they're talking about here. Just let that man go. Yeah. Are you able, are you able to weigh in on this Brandon? I need to start, you know, I don't know what took me so long. I guess it's because I'm really not on the Twitter, but I need to go and subscribe or follow say so I can get the say updates because otherwise I'm missing out on some gold here.

Yeah. Again, she's carrying this whole social media thing on her back. Yes. Brandon, what, what is, what is the meaning of this? Can you explain it? Well, I think it is just let that man go. And I think the man is, I think it's Rome. I think it's like, because he's maybe the instigator and get, I'm sorry. And then Gabe is coming at him. Like I can see that. I don't know why I say would want to let Gabe go. Right. But I don't know. I don't know.

It seems like this was targeted at Rome, but since there were two mains in the conversation, I didn't know which main to let go. I think we have to let them both go. We don't know that it's not Q. Could be Q. Could be Q. Okay. Let those men go. Men go. This isn't something you haven't seen this usage before

The I've never seen this before this is a new meme format Say you could be getting it on something that we could all make really really good. I've never seen this Um, I guess it's let that man go a man go is I would never have gotten there also. I was I was guessing yeah Yeah, Brayden while you're here, do you wanna play your game or you wanna do it later? Let's play a game. Why not? Let's play a game.

Brandon's back. So Brandon, what's your humble trait? You know, I think I have many. Funny you should mention that, Chappelle. I need you to mention it. My humble trait is I don't have a good jawline. I would love to have a really chiseled jawline. At any stage in my life, I have a soft face and I wish I could like, you see these guys,

they have like the diamond-cutter jaw. I don't have that. So, that's my cross to them. Have you tried mewing? I've tried mewing. Well, there's so many TikTok exercises. These guys who have it's the most chiseled. It's like a it's like a plateau. It drops off so good. They tell you to like sit there and you can't see me if you're an audio listener, but they do like

the up and downs and whatever. None of it works. I've tried it. But on the subject of humble traits, I've that's not a humble trait. That's not a humble trait. It's not a humble trait. Well, neither are these. Spoiler alert. Rob is a podcast. Podcasters have no idea what a humble trait is. Even with a description. I asked many of them, they're humble traits.

And I'm gonna give you a little quiz. We're gonna quiz you up. Oh. On people's humble traits. Wait, are these podcasters? These are podcasters. So are you gonna give us the podcaster or you're gonna give us the humble trait?

I'm gonna give you the humble trait and then I have a multiple choice of four and you're gonna pick between the four people who you think it is. Okay. Okay. Are we ready? All right, we're ready. Yes. This person still has a baby tooth. Oh, okay. They have an adult. They're an adult. They don't have any baby tooth. They have a baby tooth. Is this Braille Mary, Matt Scott, Jenny Autumn, or Lavina Pavel?

Or lavena pevel. Mmm Baby tooth, who's gonna be a little baby? She's supposed to have baby None of them are babies. Yeah, they're all yes. Yeah This is it I think also probably better for us that you didn't give us the person and then come up with like four like oddities of that. We like, yeah, they do seem like that they, you know, could, they could have a third butt cheek. And these are just, these are four of our friends, people we know well. I would guess Matt Scott, he has a very childlike face.

And so I would say that maybe he has a baby tooth to go along with his like childish face. I don't know. I feel like that Matt Scott is a big guy. I think that a baby tooth would be as I'm trying to think of like, you know, maybe a smaller person. I'm going to say Frail Mary has a baby tooth. One of you would be correct. And that would be Frail Mary. Okay. Frail Mary. Rob on the board.

Yeah. I podcast with baby tooth every week and I didn't even know. He doesn't even come up. Come on little tooth. All right. I better come up this week on Extracted. I bet you that much. She needs to have that tooth extracted. Oh, now this is the worst game ever because I podcast with all these people probably. I'm gonna be on the podcast just draw.

They're not even gonna hear this by the time I'm gonna talk. I'll be like, hey, baby, too. What's good? All right, cool. Chew it up. Okay. Mary also for weapon. Mary sent 10 different humble traits. If you have a chance to talk to Mary in the near future,

it's many more than just that one. Okay. Okay. Send me the list. Number two. She should reveal one every week on Extracted. Make sure you're listening to the Rapp Up speed. This person, person number two. Person number two can't dance.

Their humble trait is they can't dance. Liana Boris. I've partied with a lot of them. It could be anybody. It could be anybody. Yeah. Mari Forth. Hmm. AJ Norris. Matt Ligori. None of those people can dance. I said it. Mari can do a little something. Is it- But the rest of them are no. Is it E all the above is that possible? Mari could do a little something. She could do a little move Direct I have never seen the rest of them dance. Now, let me just ask also the can't dance like This is like would this be Liana saying she can't dance or this is Puyah saying Liana's humble trade she can't dance

The person who did send this humble trade they send it to me. This was not a secondhand. Okay, great If I had to rank them dance ability wise Liana would probably be the best out of the three of them That cuz I've already seen it. Have you seen it or you this? Think it no, that's the thing. Like I've been at parties with them and I wouldn't consider what any of them do at the party called dancing. Yeah. But I think about how coordinated are they in other areas.

Liana, you know, goes, can roller skate and ice skate and do Pilates. And I feel like that there's like, I feel like that maybe not closely related, but I think that there's like some level of coordination that I think she checks off. Yeah. And I just think that, but I also think that she's so good at everything else

that like being able to not dance would be like the most humble. Like, you know, like that seems like such a like, yeah, yeah, she can figure it out. Yeah. AJ, I've never seen AJ even like attempt to dance. I think he hides when the dancing starts. I don't know. Well, what about Matt LaGaurie? Can we like do a process of elimination? Have you seen

Matt LaGaurie dance? No, he's getting married this year and I'm looking forward to seeing whatever that means for the dance floor, but I've never seen him dance either. But Matt LaGaurie, he has some rhythm. I've seen him like kind of sing along with songs and stuff like that before. So you think it might be AJ? He's a lawyer. How often is that gonna happen in the courtroom?

I don't know, Rob. What do you wanna do? What do you wanna do? Yeah, if you think, I was wondering if it was Matt, but if you think that Matt has rhythm, maybe we go AJ. I mean, it's kind of like, it's kind of like, if you ask me which of them dances the worst, I think it's a different question because it's like,

which of them thinks their humble trait is that they cannot dance, you know? Cause it's like, all right, let's go with, let's go with LaGuard. Let's go with LaGuard. Oh, okay. Okay. I don't feel strongly enough in any direction.

All right. All right, well, who is it, Brandon? It's Rob, it's like you majored in this cause that's correct. Matt LaGuard. Yes. All right. All right. Who is it? Brandon? It's Rob. It's like you majored in this because that's correct. Yes. Hand dance. I was leading towards AJ that Chappelle Chappelle drove us to Malagory. Oh, okay. And not dance is getting married. Got to work. You got to work on it. Yeah. That's probably why it's probably in front of mine. He's probably been taking some, but I was only going off of this Chappelle said he has rhythm. He does. He got a little something, but like apparently he cannot dance. So we shall see. Okay, I'll be taking

I'll be making footage of this dancing when I even I see him the next time. Okay Yeah, this is gonna get a little crazy. So I guess we got a lock in this person has Excessive chest hair. Okay. Oh, hairy mofo. Excessive chest hair. Is that Jason Reed, Jordan Kalish, Akiva, David Bloomberg.

Ah! What is happening? We can all take a second. We can picture each of the answers. Okay. I'm envisioning shirtless Jason Reed right now. Sure. So excessive is the word, right?

Jason got a beautiful head of hair. I just don't know if that if that translate, you know, to the bedroom as Natalie would say. Yeah. Hmm. So I would, I'm leaning here towards a Jordan Kalish. You want to do the Jordan Kalish? Why? Well, I feel like that one, he would answer it in this way. I could see him respond.

I'm not sure David Bloomberg is responding to the survey in this particular manner. I don't think that Akiva is particularly a hairy guy. I think that with Jordan, I think because he has lighter hair, maybe you don't notice it as much. And, yeah, I don't know if it's Jason Reed. Akiva is not shy about his humble traits.

I know Akiva's humble traits. Right. He wears them like a hairy chest, you know, just like right on his chest. Yeah, let's go with K.D. Hairy chest would be like in the positive column for Akiva. Right. Exactly. It's a broader hand. Have you heard about his misaligned belly button?

Is it as deep as Chris's? I don't think so, but he says it's not symmetrical. I wanna live in the world where the answer is Jordan Kalish. Jordan Kalish has a burly man chest. Yeah, I'm gonna go Jordan Kalish. The good news is we do live in that world. And that is correct. Yes! Jordan and Kosh.

Seeds, baby. Jordan, text me, send me a pic. Yeah, okay. Chachachia. We have three more. We can end on this next one if that's, if we wanna. No, no, I'm enjoying this. Let's keep going.

I'm learning so much about my coworkers here. This person has, and this is their answer, remarkably tight hamstrings. Okay. That's their humble take. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. In which way is this humbling? Like they're not able to do hamstring exercises

because they're just too tight. It's a great question. They've been told by doctors that they have remarkably tight hamstrings. Okay, I mean, like if they drop their pen, could they pick it up. It's a great question. They've been told by doctors that they have remarkably tight hands. OK, I mean, like if they drop their pen, could they pick it up? It's a great question. I'll have to filter that message to them once this is done. But the people in question, Pouya Zanvikili, Amon Adwin,

Taron Armstrong, Ali Lasher. OK, it's not Taryn. I don't think it's Taryn. Taryn is a climber. So he's like he would need flexibility and stuff like that to climb those rocks that he be climbing. I've seen him do it.

Yes. Yeah. Amon seems loose to me, but loose. Yeah, he gives loose. Yeah. Amon, you loose. Hmm. Thanks me. Yeah. Allie Lasher have tight hamstrings. I've never heard of her doing a sport recently. She does comment on the challenge a lot. But I don't know, like I feel like if you have tight hamstrings, you're probably limited like physically in a lot of ways, right? Poor posture, trouble lifting things, you know? Maybe Ali, I've never heard of her doing any physical manual labor like that.

I feel like that Ali would understand the assignment more than to give us tight hamstrings as a humble trait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's very self-deprecating. I don't think tight hamstrings would be... I think she would have something more colorful than tight hamstrings. Right, right. So who's our last option here? Then we come back to Puyo.

But don't you think the same for Puyo? Don't you think Puyo has a better humble trait than that? Like Puyo would be better than like tight hamstrings. He do be sitting in that chair for a lot of the day. He do be sitting in that chair. I've seen him plank once. I'm trying to remember the hamstring placement. So I think it's between Puyah and Amon for me. Amon is giving loose.

So let's go with Puyah. Tight hamstring Puyah. Yeah. Unfortunately, that would be incorrect. Ali Lasher has got tight hamstrings. Ali Lasher. Yeah, unfortunately that would be incorrect They're tight Ali post the picture those bad boys You tell by looking at a hamstring if it's tight. I assume it's abnormally tight You know, then I feel like you gotta be able to see it from from a distance. Okay, yeah get a theragun What is your humble trait and she originally said being associated with the Kiva

I do need a better answer Good for a good one. I really thought wow, huh? I do you know, I can beat my blooming a race though. So though. So he would need looser hamstrings than that. Yeah. This person cannot bend one of their wrists. Oh, okay. They've got a wrist that doesn't bend. And we've got on the board Mike Bloom, Brian Scali, Josh Wigler, Shannon, Gus.

Somebody can't bend their wrist. Josh Wiggler, Shannon, Gus. Somebody can't bend their wrist. OK, Mike is doing a lot of typing. He could type a lot. I feel like. Yeah, I think if Josh had a wrist that couldn't bend, I think I would hear about it. Scali's interesting, but he tweets so fast. He tweets so fast. We've seen him do endurance competition

where he has a ball on top of his head. I feel strongly that it's Shannon. Shannon would be the most wrist averse, I think. She's wrist averse. Yeah, I think she would be the most like the... I think you're right. I think this one, this one tracks. I think we would know. This feels like a Shannon to me. Yeah. So, so funny when you guys were showing the mango and then you called on me to respond, I was texting Shannon. She had just answered me. It is not Shannon. It is Mike Bloom. Mike Bloom! Mike Bloom! Oh my God!

How do you type with your stationary wrist? Like... Like... Shannon's humble trait is that she spills things is what she just said. That's not a humble trait! These people don't understand the assignment. They don't get it.

They don't get it. And for our final round. Yeah. This person has a huge- They got a tiny nipple. That's like a humble trait, right? A tiny nipple is a humble trait? I have two tiny nipples.

They're tiny, they're microscopic. That is a humble trait. It feels better than jawline is a humble trait. I get how that could be. I mean, better than bendy wrist, you know, like, come on. Are you self-conscious about that? It's not my favorite thing about me. Yeah.

Do I wish my areolas were popping a little bit more? Yeah, Rob, I wish I had a little bit more junk in my trunk. Or in the front. Trunk in the front, I guess. Can you get implants? Like areola implants or nipple implants? I don't know And if I got implants could I milk them?

Too bad David couldn't donate to you. He could have selfish Yeah this person has a huge red birthmark on the side of their head a Huge we've not seen this A huge red birthmark on the side of their head. A huge- How are we not seeing this? A huge red mark- A huge birthmark on the side of their head. On the side of their head. Okay. Is this.

Chantel Francis, Asia Welch, Maggie Morgan, or Sasha Joseph. Sasha Joseph, excuse me. How would we have not seen, it has to be, I feel like it has to be someone with long hair because we would have seen, like Asia was just on television. How did we not see this big ass red birthmark on her face?

Or on the side of her head, you know? Red birthmark. It's a huge red birthmark. On the side of their head. On the side of their head. On the side of their head? Which one of you deformed? Let me see. Who would it be?

Yeah. You know, I think about- I have a birthmark on my head. I don't even know. I mean, it's huge and red. I think you can't miss it, right? If it was red, I would probably see it more. Yeah.

A huge red birthmark on the side of their face. On the side of their head. This person, they did include in the text that it does prohibit them from doing certain hairstyles. Okay. Oh, okay. Chantelle Asia Maggie Sasha. Yeah, I feel like Asia does a lot of hairstyles. I don't think she's like, I think her and Sasha both are not afraid of like a different like,

yeah, a lot of hair up, hair down. Hair up, hair down. Could it be Maggie? I feel like this is either Maggie or Chantel. I think that both of them are pretty much like the long hair down situation. You want to go with Maggie on this one? I feel like I've seen Chantelle wear more hats. Yeah, she does wear hats. She likes a fascinator every now and then as well.

Yeah. I don't know. This is tough. She's a hat lady though. I feel like this wouldn't be Maggie's humble trait. Like I don't think she would like, I don't think like, yeah, I don't think she would say it. You want to do Chantelle? Let's go with Chantel.

Chantel. Unfortunately, this is Sasha Joseph. Sasha! Sasha! Sasha Joseph. Wow. I'm going to go to her Facebook page and start looking at these pics. Okay.

Brandon, let me ask you, did you start here with reaching out to survivors and they were very shy about sharing their humble traits? That is correct. Yes, and the survivor and the podcasters were more of an open book. The podcasters were an open book. I really I didn't do a ton of outreach, but then I was like, you know what, the well, I don't want the well to run dry. So we got to just go back and forth on some weeks. You don't have to say who it was. Can you tell us if you get any interesting humble traits from these survivor alumni? You know what's so funny? I did not. I did not get really any. And I will I will leave out who was asked, but I did not get any that were these were much better. These are the ones I got from from our crews. They were better.

Let us know in the comments if anyone wants to share their humble trait. Yeah, I got a billion of them. I guess I'm the most flawed podcaster that you have because I just like, the list of humble traits just go on and on and on. I have like tiny ankles as well. Like, the more I say, think about it. My ankles, they're a little dainty. You know, that's all.

Like, I don't really love them. Definitely the nips, that is the thing, slash Ariel is that too. The voice, yeah, it's not's not you know i have a lot of things you know a lot of things i'm allergic to everything like everything i'm always embarrassing myself i fall down clumsy like hella clumsy um yeah there's a lot it's a lot there man i don't know you got you know how to pick them yeah well i think that if these perfectly un-flawed people, they'd be doing better things than podcasting.

Like, I need the people with the flaws. That's what gives them such a good personality to come on podcasts. Yeah. You are perfect. They have no flaws. Guess what? Personality sucks. That's true.

That's true. Because I can't get by on anything else. Like, it's just, it's got to make people laugh so they don't realize that they're looking at a broken human. Mm-hmm. OK. All right. Well, Brandon, great job on the game. OK. Appreciate it. OK. See you soon. Talk to you later. Bye. We'll try. OK.

Chappelle, what do you think about when we saw over on the Lagui tribe, they were setting up a propst 5G Wi-Fi? Yeah, they had an electrical outlet as well on the tree. We're back on that, huh? We're back doing that. The elders will tell you tales of Shane Powers sitting around on a Blackberry rock. But now we're building electronics into the trees, Wi-Fi even.

Survivor's a time capsule. Did you like that, that they did that? You know, it's kind of like, you got to do something out there. You've talked about it before. It's famously very boring on Survivor, nothing to do. Yeah. I mean, it'd be good for the coconut phone if the coconut phone has wifi calling. Yeah. And at this, at this point, like this day and age, you have to, right? Like everything

has to be like, you know, connected as well. And the cloud, you can't just like plug things in like you used to, you know, and then you got different outlets, you need adapters as well. We've come so far. Yeah. Password, DIG48. DIG48 is not a bad, but you need like, it's also not a great password. It's too weak. To get hacked, I think.

You're going to need at least eight characters, you know, eight characters, a special character as well. I mean, it was a capital D, but like the one should have been like an exclamation point. An underscore would have been nice. I'm partial to the, uh, to the ampersand, you know, that's kind of, I don't go hacking my shit, but it's kind of one of my go-tos. Yeah. Like the ampersand. Okay.

She felt a lot was made about star being the person who was on the outs. Uh, when a star was really at the center of everything after she found the beware advantage. How do you think this is all going to play out for Star? Autism. She still did not find out about the autism in this episode. Still. Yes.

Okay. Well, all right. Let me bring up a tweet that we have the great Star Updates account and Star Updates posts incredible updates that are very memorable about Star and this one that you're referencing that from Starbase at Starbase 48, unfortunately Eva has still has not told Star about her having autism. This is autism part two. Return to the autism. Yes, still she's not told her yet.

Yeah, still. So are we gonna do just like, we're doing this a weekly counter. This is the equivalent as Brian Scali's like, this person is not the first person voted out survivor. It's like in this episode, Star still does not know about the autism. Yeah, Star updates. What a crazy account.

I saw when they were taking away Star's eyes. I didn't love that. Hopefully they bounced back from that and given us some more good content. Yeah. Okay. Well, here is one of the pieces of content we get from Star updates. Here's Star. Not yet featured in the King of the Balds bracket that was on Renam this week. Starbase48 says, for every like, StarToomy gets another strand of hair. And so, okay, this was a star with 10 likes. Okay.

10 strands of hair for star. Then with 22, I don't know why we're rotated. Okay. Then with 39, ultimately 212. Yeah. And then finally 725 likes. Yeah. And a thousand. Come on, purple streak. Yes. Yes. and the Star Updates account is now doing the same thing for another member of Survivor, Mary. Mary, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I apologize that Mary, Mary Zhang, Shady Facts and Updates started doing the same thing.

So also, Mary has an update account too. Yes. She bought it. Mary has an update account called Mary Zang shady facts and updates. I got to get one of these update accounts. Once I can I want when when can I be an updated account? Oh wow Mary. Do you want to be an updated account or do you want a Chappelle updates account?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no, no. I would like it if there was I would actually love it if there was a Chappelle updates account that could follow. And then get the updates of like, where's where's where's Chappelle at? What's Chappelle up to? Everybody knows what I'm doing. I'm podcasting. That's it, you know, podcasting. You want to find me? Club condo, recap came backracted etc for every like this guy's hell gets another hair

Yeah, and another subscriber Subscribe youtube.com slash every kept kickback go hit the subscribe button Look if you're gonna drop subscriptions, then do your thing update me if not leave me alone leave it on the playground. Mm-hmm Also, this was a fun exchange that happened on social media. There's been a lot of talk, as you mentioned, about Amazing Race 3. Hey, Brandon, where's my list of the random Big Brother cast that we're going to say is the cast of Amazing Race? We've got to get this out soon.

Yeah, Brandon, what happened to that? I tweeted it, but I had to tweet it on a fake account. Tweet it? It's supposed to be in the podcast. That doesn't help me. Oh, good thing the tweet has no likes except for me. You wanna know the cast? No, just put it up on the screen.

Oh, I slacked it to you. You have an image in your Slack. All right, all right. What was it? What'd you do? You ran them? Here, let me just share this real quick. Okay, this was Star asked, is star on the amazing race and reality TV news update posted this star to not

Not on tar 38, okay Okay. All right. So we've got breaking news are happening now a Rumored cast for the amazing race is what you're saying. Okay. We do have a new rumored cast to talk about, about the amazing race. Let's see if I can bring up a breaking breaking news are happening now. There we go. Breaking news are happening now. All right. So let's, let's take a look at this rumored cast for the amazing race. And again, I will, I emphasize this is a, just a rumored cast of the amazing people that are potentially running the amazing race. And let's go ahead and take a look at this rumored cast list. Okay. Looks like we have competing. This is

a big brother. Nine's a baller. Yeah. We've got April Lewis. Yes, and Pepperoni. Yes. Probably running alongside her. Okay, we have from Big Brother 10, Brian Hart. Which isn't crazy. I mean, in terms of bringing people back, they did try to bring him back once.

Yes. It makes, so far he makes the most sense. Okay, I believe, Chappelle, is this Big Brother 16's Brittany Martinez? They did try to bring him back once. Yes. Yeah. So far, he makes the most sense. OK. I believe it. Chappelle, is this Big Brother 16's Brittany Martinez? Yes. She kicked a soccer ball a lot of times. Yes.

Yes. Famously. OK. We have then also Big Brother 15's Candice. Howard wasn't good enough, so we went to go get another Big Brother. Did you simulate Big Brother 12? Is that why her name is Candace Stewart Saboteur? She didn't marry somebody and that is her married name.

Her last name is Saboteur. That's for real? No, I simulated Big Brother 12. Okay. But it would be funny if that was her married name. Yes. It's actually high from big brother 14, Danielle Murphy, an insane person, an insane person, a literal insane person. Like Adam Jasinski is not the biggest criminal. The last time that she came up on the podcast

that I don't even remember. Well, I think I was referencing that Dalton Ross did the oral history of Dan's funeral. And I talked I talked about and then I got a scathing Message from Danielle Murphy. So I'm very excited to see her in this new cast Well, I'm sure she'll have something to say about this because I just called her an insane person and I did not study. Yes. Okay Dustin from Big Brother 8. Is that right? from Big Brother 8? Is that right? Is he the one with the STD? I don't remember. No, I think he was given the STD.

Oh, he was the receiver of the STD. He was the receiver. That was his humble trait. Eddie McGee! Yes! Finally! Wow. I mean, that would be what a story it would be to have Eddie running the Amazing Race.

The Godfather of Big Brother. That would be, story it would be to have Eddie running the amazing race The Godfather of Big Brother way that would be you know great television Okay, the game. Yeah, all right Hannah Chana Could be you know could be all right James Ryan Wow What again? Big brother all-star yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. April back on the same season.

That's crazy. I love that they brought back Jodie for this. As you should. Right, but you kind of have to. We still owe Jodie. Jodie doesn't get to leave the LAF. She gets left at the mat. Okay, Matt Hoffman is playing.

In the mats. Rumor, Matt Hoffman. Yes. And then the ultimate pawn star, Spencer Clawson. Okay. He's reunited with Candace. Yeah, Candace and Spencer, automatic alliance. James and April, automatic alliance. Watch out, watch out.

Okay, so we'll see. Look, this is a rumored cast. We don't know. So what I did in the time when, talking about it was I made a fake Twitter account and tried to tweet it to make it look real. Rob, I just sent you the link to that as well. You know, there's a lot of Crave accounts happening. Pop Crave, Star Crave, whatever.

I made cornbread Crave after cornbread from Big Brother over the top. And I tweeted the cast. So far one like from me. I like it and see if that helps give it juice. And then you got to take it over to Blue Sky so I can skeet it. Sure. It's going to smack.

It's going to do so good. All right. We'll see if that happens. All right. Thank you, Brandon. OK. All right. Let's see, Chappelle. A couple other things to talk about here. We then have. Okay. There's one other thing to talk about. Okay. The green tribe, the Vula tribe is a tribe that some people are wondering how to pronounce the tribe name. The Vula tribe. OK. Because here let's go to Instagram.

And I have a clip for you of Mary. And here is Mary trying to get on the boat. And here she is. Mary says what do you expect. My tribe name is vulva. I had to honor my namesake. Wait, but her tribe name is not Volva, right? It's Vula. It's pronounced Vula.

Is there an extra V in there that I'm skipping or is it just like, did Mary make this up? It could be silent. It could be silent. It's a silent V. Classic silent V silent Maybe if you say it fast ten times, so you're getting in there Vula first Mm-hmm all the face in the world. Look at Mary. Yeah And apparently it's not just Mary because we also found this which was a Let's see a tick-tock Yeah about this very subject. Don't say vula, don't.

Don't say vula, don't. I'll give you a thousand dollars. What's that? Nothing. Say vula on TikTok? Nuh-uh. It's really good. Nope. Okay. Yes. It's really good.

Okay. What's next? Okay. We've got here this woman. This is Latranquillitrave. Okay. Latranquilltrave. Latranquilltrave. You know, this is the rare one that an underscore wouldn't hurt in here. Oh, now we like underscores.

Well, if it's like, if I can't pronounce the word together, then you know. You didn't like my underscore, but my name would have had three S's in a row. It would have been tacky. Mm-hmm. Chappelle's show, uh... It would have been, it would have been Chappelle's show, but it would have been one word. That would have been horrible. You would have never been able to do it. You wouldn't have known where the Chappelle's ended or the show begins.

Okay. I guess that's fair. Yeah. Alright. So, this is what this woman has to say. Don't say vulva. Don't do it. It's vulva. Not vulva. Vulva. Vulva. Vulva. So people are struggling with this. The struggle is real. I ain't had no struggle with it until now. Now I'ma mess it up. I've been saying Vulva this whole time and now it's just like in the back of my head, Vulva, Vulva, Vulva, Vulva.

Like I just like, but it's Vulva. If Jeff yelled out like, Volva, let's do it again. I was like, oh, Jeff, Jeff, no. All right. Jappelle, you have a prediction for next week, for Wednesday, 48 hours from now. Yeah, oh my god, it's right around the corner. No, I mean, it's not looking great for the Volva, you know, it's just not. The Green Tribe should, I mean, given's not looking great for the Volvo, you know, it's just not. The Green Tribe should...

I mean, given some crazy circumstances, we might be seeing them back at Tribal Council again. And I think that's bad for Club... That's bad for Club Condo because if they go back, you know, Say doesn't have her idol anymore, we could be in danger of losing the queen of social media and club condo currently. So we're gonna keep fingers crossed that we don't have to see Volvo at tribal council. You think Say could go home?

I would just hope that she doesn't, you know, but things could get crazy now. Yeah, I think she's safe. I mean, Mary has her vote back, right? Mary will have her vote back, but who's voting with Mary? I don't know. I don't know. I think she has Cedric locked in and I don't think anybody's gonna go with Justin. Say has Cedric locked in, right? Yeah, Say has Cedric locked in and I don't think anybody's gonna go Right. Yeah, say has Cedric locked in I don't think Justin's gonna go and I don't think people are gonna go with like a to tie Right, right feels pretty say unless Mary finds the idol

Yeah, let me find the item then we can get you tough. I don't know. We gotta see what's going on with the Volvo Okay, that's the scene. All right. Take a look at it Chappelle anything else on your mind? No. I've been concerned about Star for a week or so now. It does look like she's on the bottom of the tribe. Not loving that because Star Toomey Updates is giving us gold too. So maybe... Hey, I hope Star Toomey Updates continues whether or not she's in the game.

Oh, like we get updates of her outside the game. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to know what she does on a day-to-day basis, you know. That would be great. Yeah, yeah, hopefully she, look, she needs to come to Boston. I have something for her. I have a gift for Star Toomy.

Okay. Yeah. All right, well, we are gonna be back Wednesday night with another Survivor Know-It-All, so be on the lookout for that, plus everything else in our Survivor podcast feed that's all at weknowsurvivor.com. Chappelle, what else is coming up exciting for you? I've already mentioned it, but Extracted is a thing that Mary and I are talking about.

We got nothing but Netflix. I'm joining Kirsten and Maggie to talk about Temptation Island as that premieres on Netflix this week. And then of course you can catch me on Recap Cakeback, where we're talking about Abbey Elementary and Beauty and Black, the Tyler Parrish soap opera series, I guess is back on Netflix. So Mari and I are going to talk about that. So much going on. You can follow me on social media at recap cake back to keep up with that. All right. Thank you all so much for watching Club Kondo. Let us know your humble traits

in the comments and how everything else was for you And we will talk to you next time. Take care. Have a good one. Bye