RHAP: We Know Survivor - Club Condo Survivor 48 Ep 6

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

Today, Rob and Chappell discuss episode 6 of Survivor 48.

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Rob, I'm doing the robot. I'm doing the bossa nova. We made it. I'm doing the Tachas live. We did it. Y'all heard it here first. You heard it here first. Jeff Probst is a fan of Club Kondo. He loves it. This is our Super Bowl. This is it. This is what we've been waiting on, okay? You can't buy a promotion like this.

The man said go to Club Kondo, and I'm like, I'm in here. I'm doing the Charleston. I'm doing all the dance moves, okay? I'm ready. Everybody's welcome to Club Ko. Let's go. The only survivor podcast that gets talked about at tribal council is club condo. Yeah. Take that know it all. Scram. Yo, we did it Rob. I'm pop locking. We're for club condo. We did it.

Yeah. We're over here. We're going to this party. We're doing this. All right, we'll talk about all of the excitement in Club Condo and so much more here with Chappelle on Monday as we get ready for our big live show coming up in Boston. We will both be live out in Boston, Massachusetts Wednesday night for a big sold out live show. Yes. Yes. And I'm very excited. I've never been to Boston before, Rob.

So I don't really know what to expect, but I hear it's going to be cold. Why would they do that to me? It's April. What happened? What was supposed to be springtime? They got us the bees and the birds and the damn trees and the plants. And like you, it's 40 to 40 degrees Boston. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

They did this dirty crazy talk. The brochure said sunny and tropical. They lied. You lied Boston. But no, I'm very excited. Very, very excited for this live show. Hopefully if you're listening to this, you're obviously on the guest list and you're coming, you're coming and then you're going to kick it and we might do the bossa nova at the after party too. Yep, okay, how are you doing today? Are you a big birthday this weekend? I'm great. Oh yeah, I did have a birthday.

I typically do not celebrate those, but I felt the love from all of the people who sent me, like the birthday wishes, hey, happy birthday, Chappelle, love you, da da da da da, you deserve a raise, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I'm sure you saw it. Yeah, of course, Chappelle. Love you. You deserve a raise. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm sure you saw it. Of course. How can I, how can I miss it?

So, all right. Well, let's get into everything from this week. Cause we got so much like forget your birthday that Wednesday night was like your birthday because everybody was like, Hey, oh my God, did you see? Yeah. My mentions were blowing up. I wasn't, so I didn't watch the show live. Oh my God, did you see? Yeah, my mentions were blowing up. I wasn't, so I didn't watch the show live.

I was out eating dinner with my family for my birthday. And so because of that, I just started getting all these notifications, like, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, and I'm like, what is happening? Like Twitter's blowing up, Blue Sky is blowing up, Instagram dead as usual. And I was like, what is happening?

And so I thought, right for a second, I thought Jeff Hope said my name on the show. Like I thought he said Chappelle because my mentions were blowing. I was like, oh shit, he finally acknowledged me, his favorite podcaster. But no, he was talking about club condo proper. All of us, what we do, what we bring to the table

saves favorite podcasts and mine as well. This is the iconic moment for us in RJP history. This is like Asia saying, Rob has a podcast, but better. This is better. Wow. This is way better. I was watching the show live on Wednesday night. Here's a reaction of me watching the tribal council where Jeff said club condo. I couldn't believe it. The pointing the drink. Is that a Coke Zero? No, Diet Coke. Diet Coke? Okay, choices. Rob, you look genuinely shocked. I mean, it's so funny that we are able to capture these moments of you at home, where you see Club Condo.

It's like we sent the cameras to your home visit because they knew. Remember back in the old days where Big Brother, even Survivor used to do that, right? Where they would go do a hometown and follow you around before you're on the show. This felt like that. CBS was back in your house, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Basically, I do like what Taran does. I just like am watching the episode and filming my reaction to stuff. And then it's just like, if something interesting happens, then we use it.

Otherwise, we just erase it and then start over the next week. thing happens, then we use it. Otherwise we just like erase it and then start over the next week. Why would it taken Jeff so long to acknowledge us as his, the official unofficial podcast of Survivor? He's getting warmed up. He said the words club condo probably the first and last time prior to this, what, years ago? No, it was survivor 44. And the, the backstory of why is this podcast called club condo was Jeff probes talked about club condo back in

season 44 of survivor. And it talked about it with, it was the Franny boot episode and talked about it, about how that at club condo where you go full tilt boogie it's club condo, where you go full tilt boogie. It's club condo. I believe this is the clip club condo. Oh wait, no, that's okay. Sorry. Where he said it. That's my ring. Okay. Let's see if I have the, the, the full, the full tilt boogie. I agree with you. That's the only way to play. Survive is full tilt boogie. Every huh. I agree with you. That's the only way to play survive is full tilt boogie every single second of every single day. Full tilt boogie. I don't know what full tilt boogie is. I only like this.

Full tilt boogie is a state of mind. A state of mind. It's like you could call it club condo. You could call it whatever you want. It's just a state of mind. So did I full tilt boogie at the sanctuary? You could full tilt boogie at the sanctuary. You could full tilt boogie at the sanctuary. I don't know if you did or not.

Oh, I did. So full tilt boogie and club condo could be used interchangeably, but this week we went all in on club condo. Yeah. I think the full tilt boogie is one of the dances that Jeff left out, left out, you know, like he said his main, his main moves, you know, Jeff is like, I'm in the box, I don't move out of this box, this is kind of his area.

But the Full Tail Boogie, I might have to incorporate that into my dance steps now, just so that we can know that Club Kondo is not a state of mind anymore. Rob, this is a whole podcast empire. Yes, yes. And we try to embody that state of mind here. And so it came up at tribal council

that Shaheen was asked about what's this like? And he described that the merge is a little bit kind of like a different type of party. A huge house party when you've been used to very small dinner parties. And you're trying to get to know everybody. You're watching and trying to see what's going on, but you really don't know who snuck off

to the bathroom together. Whoa, who snuck off to the bathroom together? What the hell's going on at this party? That's one of those parties with the wristbands and the key cards and you know, maybe you put a sock on the door or the bathroom door. You know, I've heard, I've heard legend of such parties, you know?

Damn. Yeah, they're for a good time, not know, damn. Yeah. Therefore a good time, not a long time. It's not for a long time until it doesn't get so good anymore. Yeah. Brandon Donlin just messaged me in the chat that do you remember when we went to the survivor 48 premier and we saw the two survivors go into the bathroom together for no apparent reason? Just let me know if you remember that. I definitely think about that a lot. Okay. All right. You know, a lot of, a lot of sneaking off and Alliance pre-gaming, I guess I will say for a future seasonal survivor at these parties

as well. I don't know what this one, I don't know. I don't know either. But look, if you see it, if you see something, say something, put it like that. Let me know. Let me know. I pull up. I'll investigate it just for club condo. Yeah. Okay. So yeah, club condo.

Jeff is, runs with this and here's what Jeff has to say. Shaheen, let's stick with your example of parties. You go to a small party, you don't know anybody. That's your original tribe. You gotta quickly figure out, oh, Kim, it's a two-step. So it's a light little party. Okay, everything's good. I just wanna make sure I'm following.

Okay, Chappelle, so okay. So it's like you go to a party, and then at the party, when you go to a party, because I don't get invited to a lot of parties, but I feel like you've had some experience going to parties. So you go to a party and when you go to a party, you walk in and everybody at the party is doing the same dance, right? Ooh, okay. Yeah, this has got cultural.

Rob, okay, let me tell you something. Black folks, you go to their party and yeah, there's assigned dances that are done at specific times and you kind of have to know. I wanted to ask Jeff, who parties he been going to? This sounds like he was at a Jervis party, or a Jeremy Collins party. Jeff Collins, I was like, Jeff, what you know about the two-step? Two-step. I've been to parties where people are dancing.

Yeah, people are dancing. You just kind of do your own dance. But black folks parties got specific rules. They tell you what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. And then if you don't do it, you got to get out the way and just record and really clap and then also try to mentally learn the dance for next time. So I think, I think Jeff might be at a black post party. Okay. Well, all right. So you go to one party and everybody's doing the one dance, the two

step. There's another party. Yeah. The other party. Maybe you take a couple of people with you. Oh, that guy's doing a robot. Okay. I see what's happening. To get here. This is a house party. As you said, you realize now, oh, it's what's happening. To get here, this is a house party. As you said, you realize now, oh, it's Club Kondo. It's awesome. Okay. Now you go to a house party.

Now I saw those movies. That was a black party, right? One, two, and three, kid end play? Yeah. Look, and then there was a remix, and then there was the one with I.M.X. or immature, whatever. Look, I thought this was a black folks party But then when Jeff said he pulled out the robot was a cool

Okay, maybe a black folks party in a very specific time and place you know like a very like hey Did you know the robot when he was going to the journey? Case in point you know that white hit it off so good with Jeff. He did the robot and just like yes Yes, you're the guy. I need to bring you back. He was like me watching Survivor. He's like, he did it. He did it. He's like, I love Bruce and Bruce is a man of a certain age.

And so Bruce got the, he's got that robot down pat. Okay. So I think that Jeff is kind of like, yeah, this is a party, an age party, you know, like this is a party from like a flashback party, like, oh yeah, let's do us a little 80s, early 90s style party or whatever you bring your people in. You go from doing the two step and getting jiggy with it to doing the robot.

And so Jeff's ready for whatever party it is. I think you have to be at least well versed in some of these line dances as well to do well on Survivor. I think I have to start asking the questions now. Yeah. And that's what the merch is like. You go into these parties and they never, you go and everyone's doing a dance over here and then you take people that are at one party and then you bring them to a different party where somebody's doing the robot and this is like, this is the party. This is it. I would be great at the merch. This is kind of my bread and butter. I can walk into a party and then extract the people that I like to party with and be like,

all right, let's go. Hey, let's get out of here. Let's go see what the other parties talk about. The goal is to be the party, Rob. It's not to join another party. Your goal is to be the epicenter of the party. Wherever you go, the party comes with you. Wrong.

Wrong. That is not the mission. What? This is what it's about. And now you're looking around and somebody's doing salsa. They're doing a break dancing over there. But the key to a club condo is you want to get invited back. It's about being invited back to the party. Oh, because yeah, because let's say the next round of votes is the next party, right?

And it's like, all right, you was kind of lame at the last party. I don't think we're gonna get a call. You know, like I peeped your two-step and it wasn't doing what I needed it to do. Your salsa wasn't tight. Your, you know, your Samba wasn't there. Your, your bachacadas weren't tight enough. You weren't hitting your runs, you know, like you weren't hitting your turns. I got to leave you. You can't come back. If you don't know the proper dance steps, then how can you get invited back to club condo? I think he's making a good point. Yeah. I think he's making a good point. So is that true about the club condo podcast is that the key to club condo is that you

really, but the key to a club condo is you want to get invited back. You want to get invited back. I mean, Julinski was sending me messages on Instagram. He wants to come back. But have you seen his dance moves? No. No? You know I love Dave, that's my guy. But he hasn't gotten the invite. I don't know what to tell you.

We've had people come on in the past who were iconic guests for when they were guests, but we gotta keep this club condo train going, okay? The next dance party showed up and if you didn't get the invite, maybe you just need to brush up on your dance moves. Maybe you need to be more alluring to Club Kondo. Right now, Anika's fresh off of our guest spot here,

and I think Anika can get the call, but who knows? Maybe she gets friend jumped. Maybe one of these new contestants comes in and they dance a little bit better. Maybe they got more moves, who knows? I think if you come on Club Kondo, you gotta come correct, okay? You never know, could be your last chance. Okay, now everybody was talking you come on Club Kondo, you got to come correct. You never know. It could be your last chance.

Okay. Now, everybody was talking to us about Club Kondo, but there was another analogy at tribal council this week of that. It was Mary who got started. Yeah. Oh. About that. She said that the merge is not a party.

The merge is a dog park. And some of the dogs are... You got that dog in you? Some of the dogs are sort of sitting to themselves, some of the dogs are running around and Kyle jumped in and said... You know, Jeff, if I'm looking at it, I feel like everybody's sniffing butts, you know? Cedric knows a thing or two about that. Oh!

Cedric! Young Cedric, you got some splaining to do. Young Cedric, you got some splaining to do. Young Cedric, he's got some splaining to do. But why are you sniffing butts? He's a professional. Yes, he is a professional. But I think that in Cedric's work, I think that probably just the very quick, not like, I think that Cedric,

there's nothing inappropriate about what he's doing. But if he walks in the room, he might already be able to tell all right, there's an issue here So is it a guy to pass the smell test? I don't think past the smell test, but I think if something is gravely wrong Cedric may as such a seasoned pro he may already even be able to tell something is off bro, he may already even be able to tell something is off. Yeah. You're like, okay, Dr. Cedric, this is your next appointment right in this room. He walks in the room, damn, oh my God.

Remember that face he made when Bianca said she had no vote? Right, exactly. That's that same like, ooh. Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah. Like something crawled up in there and died. Yeah. I bet, you know, like, you know,

he does have a lot, years and years of experience. This man is a seasoned professional, as you said. And yeah, I'm sure that you've been around enough of them. You can kind of tell, you know, you use your other senses as well before you even have to get a good look at it. You can already kind of diagnose that something right up in it,

all up in there, you know what I'm saying? You can tell. Okay, Chabelle, it was a breakout episode this week for Star, who finally was the star of the episode. She did it, she did it. That's my dog. You know what I'm saying? I was so happy, I was like, yes, yes.

Did she got the fishy? She got the fishy this week? She got the fishy, yes. Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That she got the fishy? She got the fishy. Yes. Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's what she deserved. She deserved the fishy. Cause Star said, I ain't afraid to throw out names. Charity, okay, that's fine.

She can go, she can go. I was like, yeah, that's it, that's it. Charity starts at home. You gotta make sure you take care of you. Starting Star, the Star, the Star of the season so far. I'll give her that. This was her breakout episode. More Star content, please. Yes, Okay. Well, forget throwing out names. Did you see what

happened when star went to go vote this week? Star goes and heads to the voting booth for the first time this season. And here comes star is so excited to vote. And then this happens. See, when you do clownery, the clown comes back to bite you, star. See, that's what I'm saying. Sometimes we just go too far. But Shabelle, look at this in, let me see if I can bring this in slow motion. Okay. Just look at the, how does the pen fly like this? It's almost like that somebody

has like the pen on a string where I don't even understand how the pen, like is the pen covered in WD 40? What is happening here? No, her ass got in there clowning and the producer on the side who is supposed to monitor this said, I pulled a plug and just went right out of her head and said, cut it out. Damn it. Act like you got some sense. Who is it? She said her brother that told her not to be throwing out names,

he's the one on the sidelines like, nah, I told you not to act a fool in the voting booth. Now, cut it out. All right. So Chappelle, I have a confession to make, OK? OK. That wasn't Star's brother, okay? There's a twist.

I have something that I've been keeping from you a secret, okay? I have a secret connection to Star. She's actually... In what way? My sister-in-law. My brother-in-law told me not to say no names, but Robbie, I gotta say names. So I, so, Star. Robbie? So that's what my family calls me. Really? Yeah. Star, when you go out, at the, especially at the merge, do not say names. That's what happens to people. They go to the merge and they say, they start saying everybody's names.

And then that's it. You got got. And she said, Robin, I don't know what to tell you, baby. I had to throw out the names. You know, Star not listening to advice from seasoned survivor players and viewers. That does not shock me. Because she marches to the beat of her own drum, Robin. But I mean, Star really like let the cat out of the bag.

Because it wasn't just me that Star started talking about in this episode. So respectfully, there are big happy families and you don't have to like your grandma TT or your auntie Nicole. Everybody knows the middle child gets no love. I mean, in y'all love. the middle child gets no love. I mean, eating y'all up. I mean, somebody's like, wait, hold on. Rob, Nicole, she's going to give it all away. Who is TT?

Rob, you got a TT? TT, yes. You got a TT in your family? Yeah. Rob, you'll be at the black party too, huh? You got a TT? You got, Rob be doing the bossanova at the black folks party. You'll be doing the boots on the ground.

Part of the black folks party. You'll be doing the boots on the ground. Part of the family. Yeah. So. Yeah. Cha cha one time. Cha cha real smooth.

Cha cha again. Turn it out. Yeah. The star is really coming into her own this week, Chappelle. Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. Look, it was tough. I think that she was about to start beefing with Starbase on Twitter at some point. You know, we're really trying to get our fan bases aligned with our survival players,

but that doesn't always happen. But I think Star is a character that anybody can get behind supporting right now. She, I was worried about Star. You know, last episode, she's just like, oh, I'm going to give Eva my idol. And I'm like, stop, stop, put it out. What are you doing? And I'm sure she's like, Robbie, I'm sorry. I don't listen to you. I'm just going to do what I want. I was like, you got to listen to Robbie. He's a know-it-all. But here she bounces back. She gets Charity out and it doesn't look like she has a target on her back right now.

I'm excited to see what Star does next. Chappelle, this week we saw Charity go home. Do you have any thoughts on Charity? Yeah, I think Charity was a fun player. I think that, you know, I like anybody who plays aggressive survivor game, right? And like Charity, like she's kind of like Star. Let's throw off some names. Let's get some moves going. She does not survive this vote. But yeah, I thought she was fun while she lasted. I was actually very nervous going into tribal council. Did you know it was going to be charity? Did you just have a vibe? Cause I was, you know, every week I come in fighting for my

life, hoping that say doesn't go home. I felt like that it was completely 100% charity. And then at the very last minute I started to start to worry for say, Yeah. It's especially with the way the votes are being read, right? Like it was super close. And then of course you see saves vote. Rob, what did you make of say vote? Cause she did not vote for charity.

Do you vote for Cedric? Yeah. What's that about? I don't know. And I haven't seen say talk about it, but I do wonder but especially when this has been my theory and Listen, maybe say is gonna come out and say like hey, you know, uh, you know Brother-in-law Robbie, you don't know what you're talking about But I kind of feel like that say is trying to hide how close she is with Cedric and Mary and that's why she's getting

Chippy with Mary. She's writing Cedric and Mary, and that's why she's getting chippy with Mary. She's writing Cedric's name down at tribal council. I wonder if she's trying to make it seem like that she's not friends with them. You know, I think Syse tweeted out something to the effect of like, hey, y'all, I was just having fun. I thought it would be funny to vote for Cedric. I highly doubt that that is true, but I love the idea of just like, we are like, nah, you know, I knew she was going inside. It felt like you just reminded him that he did write

my name down twice in one tribal council. I think she owed him that way. Okay. This is say responding to the, all of the votes said, say I was just F around and getting some laughs in at the same time. Come on. Come on. Look, say has been F over by the shot in the dark before. Okay. Cedric, Cedric left his lady for dead when the side of the dark was hit. And so I think this is her protecting against it. If charity has an idol or the shot in the dark is playing for her, or, you know, I don't know, Eva plays the, the idol for a charity or something like that. Things go awry and maybe say is like in a tight spot. So maybe she's like, I'm just throwing my vote to put somebody else out there, you know,

just to kind of keep, keep, keep some things in flux. Who knows what happens there? I don't know. Okay. But it had to be Cedric. He earned that. Yeah. This week, we saw that Joe and David finally got on to the same beach and they had an incredible bond over the fact they both are in the gallon of milk a day club.

This club is, no disrespect, this is disgusting. A gallon of milk a day cannot be healthy. There's a limit. You know, I think everything has its limits and a gallon is crazy. I thought milk prices are sky high. David, you know, I know we were concerned about moving out of the trailer, right? I think you could save a ton of money if you just stopped drinking a gallon of milk a day. I really think that you can go from trailer to apartment complex so quickly if you just give that up. I think that you're like, have you seen the price of eggs and milk? David I would just push back on that

And I'm no financial analyst Emily flippin but let's just say like a gallon of milk costs $6, but that's all you buy for the whole day. That's it. Like that's probably actually a pretty like economical way to go. Right. Well, like just buy a cow. Hey, why buy the milk when you get the cow? There you go. You got the cow at home. What do you do? Is that marriage advice for David as he's thinking about trying to get engaged? Oh yeah. Go someplace where the milk is sensible. You know? Yeah. David, if you're getting the milk, don't buy the cow. Okay. Yeah. Wait, if you got the cow, why buy the milk? What's the thing that you got the why buy the cow? If you can get the milk for free, if you can

get the milk for free, David, go get the milk. Yeah. I see it. I've seen it. It's out there. But so, all right, Joe and David had this bond, but there was something about this that the always observant Brian Scali, your cohost talking about million dollar secret over on nothing but Netflix had this tweet and Brian Scali very astutely noticed left wondering what the 5.1 thousand people who bookmarked this video of David and Joe talking about milk are going to revisit it for so Scali's tweet was something to the effect of this is how he feels listening to straight man talk right yeah sometimes this is how he feels listening to straight men talk, right? Yes. Sometimes this is like talking about stupid shit like milk. I don't know what he would where he would get that from but okay.

But look at that. That tweet says one million views. Now what the hell is it about this particular scene? Maybe they thought Scali was so fun. That was such a funny tweet. Yeah, but like why? A million? A million views? A million views? And Scali's so fun. That was such a funny tweet Yeah, but like what why a million a million of views a million. He's pretty funny five point one thousand bookmarks that mean like a bookmark assumes you're gonna come back to this so it's not like It's the tweet that is that funny to wear like months from now. You're hey y'all you gotta maybe it's like hey I'm feeling a little down. Let me go back to some of Scali's greatest hits. Right. Two guys, one milk. I think that that's like potentially a thing. Cause I feel like if you gender swap that and it was like, I don't know, two girls in a cup,

I feel like that would also have a million or so views. You know what I'm saying? Like I feel like maybe this is a formula, you know, two guys in a blank, two girls in a blank. I think that two guys in a milk, for Scali, it's taken off. I just wanna know why. What are you getting out of this? They're just talking about milk. I mean, I don't get it. It's like, it's just a tweet.

I don't understand, like, why would anybody wanna come back to it later? Right, and then like, of all the things to come back to later, on Right. And then like, of all the things to come back to later, on Twitter, on X.com, look, there's probably a lot more heinous things that are happening with milk on X.com that you can bookmark and go back to than like two guys who are starving on an island

being like, you know, it would be nice a gallon of milk. You know, so I don't know. It's just like, look, if Scali's gonna be famous for his tweets, that's fine, but famous for this tweet is crazy. Like, Jeff Probst is gonna frame this and put it on his wall like Julie Chen did that other Scali tweet, you know? Yeah. Brian Scali will be famous forever as long as people keep bookmarking your tweets.

Look, as long as people are obsessed with drinking a gallon of milk or whatever they're obsessed with. I want to know what the subtext is here. I feel like I'm missing the punchline of why people are like, favorite, ad, repost, retweet, retweet, put mark. What is it about this that's making people want to come back to it? I really have to know. Hey, Scali, you got any more of those milk tweets?

You got any more of those milk tweets, yeah. Sc It's gotta need to milk. You got that milk tweet. You got that milk for me. Yeah. I'm telling you, the home lenders out there are going up right now and I just can't figure out why. Okay. Yeah. Look, he's, he's on fire. Yeah. I mean, come on. I mean, first of all, how are you not? If you're not following Brian Scali on Twitter, what are you doing? What are you even doing? Yeah. You're missing out on gold apparently. Yeah.

All right. David also, he got everybody talking this week when he described about how this was going to be the season of honor and integrity. And he's done. how this was gonna be the season of honor and integrity and Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! after you won Dandy, we already heard this one. Get some new material. That's different David. Get some new material. Well, he was, no, this is, this is David from Survivor 48. So yeah, you're right. He's in a weird spot here in this triangulation.

He dunks on the nerds from US Survivor. But then when David from Australian Survivor says that US Survivor is too full of nerds, then David from US Surviv says that us survivors too full of nerds, then David from survivor has to push back. Cause I guess from, cause to David from Dondi from Australian survivor, I guess he's lumping David survivor 48 in with the nerds. Yeah. It's like, it's not even like that anymore. I changed it. Right. Yeah. Like, duh, you haven't even caught the most recent developments.

You know, it's like being on a Brains, Beauty, and Bronze season one year, and the first time you're on Bronze, but then when you come back for Brains, Beauty, and Bronze All-Stars, you're on Brains. And I'm like, ha-ha, you thought that you were the Puzzle Nerd, but guess what? Yes, you are.

This is really a tight spot, because he's going up against the Golden God David. If he is to win Survivor, would he be the David that sucks, This is really a tight spot because he's going up against the Golden God David. If he is to win Survivor, would he be the David that sucks or would he be the Superior David? He would not be the Superior David to only win one new era season of Survivor. David has gone very deep into two different Australian Survivor games and one deal or No Deal Island. So I think that that would make him the superior David of reality TV. This sounds like a celebrity death match.

This really does sound like, cause I personally, I don't like how Golden Guy been talking about US Survivor. I take that personally. So I'm leaning toward really wanting to support the new David, David Kenny, right? I want to support him in his endeavor, but do you know what he would have to do to then like beat the golden guy?

Do you know how much money he would have to win? It would be damn near impossible. So I'm rooting for, I'm going to call it a little David, you know, new David. New David. Okay. Here's what he had to say about the survival experience. Hold on. Let me make sure I play this with audio this time and

puzzle solver, your social player. Now you're the target. Shit. Damn. He said, if you have any skills for the game other than muscles, you got to go. Honestly, if he looks around at the muscles and like, hey, I think this is a good spot for me. I don't think it's an awful strategy. Also, he does have Eva, who's like, yeah, whatever the girls are doing, I'm not about their life. So yeah, tag me in coach.

So this is not a new strategy, but it is very jarring when people vocalize it because it does make it seem like, oh yeah. I, you know, the things that we come to know and love about Survivor, lying, backstabbing, treachery, things that sound, sound bad, you know, in a vacuum, like we kind of like those things here. And so for you to be like, no, stop, don't swear on your dead relative. Don't steal a car from somebody. Like we're not doing that anymore. Like boo. Who the hell do you think you are? David, this is what we like. Yeah. Well, I guess David heard it a little bit from people and David came back and said,

damn, I thought there was more than one way to play this game. My bad. I mean, there is, we just don't like the way you're suggesting we want cause David here to them, let's say the big strong people get together and they win this season. Congratulations. We've seen it before. It's back. We like it. Congratulations. You did it. But then next season when people were like, yep, integrity, that's all we're looking for. But Hey, Hey, Hey, that shit was cute. One time we need lying and backstabbing. We need people going like, we need a bit of jurors. We need people trying to burn it down. We need fights on the internet. All this integrity stuff is cute for other games. You know, you want to,

you want integrity, go play extracted. This is, this is a different place. Is there a lot of integrity talk on extracted? No, even they know that they got a backstab people. They just don't like it. But David being like, we're shutting it down. When he was talking to Kyle, I'm sitting at home thinking now Kyle's not playing, you know, you've been a, you've been a batch now, but don't let me down. Kyle. Like, yeah, I just, I agree. I think this is you finna bash that. But Kyle, don't let me down. Kyle like, yeah, I agree. I think this is what it's gonna work. I like Kyle.

And then cut to Kyle and Camila being like, all right, so we ain't doing it. I was like, all right, woo. All right, we still got one, y'all. We still got some legs in here. It's gonna be tough though, cause when the physical people don't wanna vote out the physical threats, it's really hard to get past them

if you're a puzzle guy. But I think that even the physical people are gonna look around and say like, I'm not the most physical, so I gotta get one of these physical're a puzzle guy. But I think, I think that even the physical people are going to look around and say like, I'm not the most physical. So I got to get one of these physical threats out of here. They're going to eat each other eventually. It's just a matter of when. Yeah. I think this works for David and we'll see how it plays out for everybody else. Yeah. Yeah. I get, I don't really think that everybody's down. Like I think David, Joe, Eva, they're like big. And then Kyle is like,

huh? Sure. Okay. Sure. I'll have that. Sure. Yeah. Is it going to get me through this merge vote? Pow. Also, Mergetory is over, but we got a split tribal council probably coming up too. We typically have it around this time. I also would be like, yep, let's keep all the strong people. Yep. Because there's only five or six options here and I don't want to be the one to go. So yeah, I could see that too. But yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm in the chorus of people booing this man. Boo, go play something else. Okay. We like, we like treachery.

Sheppell. So speaking of Joe, that he had a big week this past week after the very emotional episode with Eva. Check this out. So he got invited to throw out the first pitch at an, I don't even know what city there. I don't even know if they have a city, the athletics game, athletics versus cubs. I think in Sacramento? Sacktown? The Sacktown Athletics? Yeah. Here's Joe from Survivor threw out the first pitch. This is incredible.

It really is. This seems like Survivor of yesteryear. This is the type of stuff that Jerry Manthe and them were doing, you know, and that you probably got a call for and turned down, you know? So this, it feels like we're back to our heyday where survivors are a household name. I've seen so many clips of Joe in just, you know, and tick-tock or the new, like Joe and Eva's moment was so incredible that I think it really is reinvigorating a lot of people into, you know, caring about survivor

players the same way that we do. Wow. Okay. But if I ever go back on survivor and like, uh, anybody has any issue, I'm stepping off the mat. I'm helping everybody out. Look, this is, this is what happens to you. Forget the game.

I don't give a damn about no damn baseball game. Rob bring back the SIA money. If SIA come back and start passing out cash. Yeah. You don't eat no chickens. You, you, you hug and take care of everybody. You sacrifice your whole game and you make sure that your hand is out like the gross system. You got to get yours. Okay. You got to get your, Hey, right here. See ya. See me. You know what I'm saying? That green, that paper, that cheddar, that money on money on I need that I need that every time I don't care about I do not care about throwing out a pitch. Sorry. That's a

Yeah, see a quick report this moment. I know she at home looking at all her billions like damn I really could have got that she blew it Yeah, boo. See ya boo Come back. Mm-hmm. Okay. All right. More money. Speaking of Eva, she had an observation this week where she went to go vote and she noticed of why does everything look like garlic this season? Wait till she finds out about the secret or the secret civilization that Jeff made up, the garlic people. The garlic people.

The garlic people. What did he call them? Do you remember what they're actual- I don't even remember. I don't know. Yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter. Look, I too was like, oh yeah, this is a pretty cool aesthetic that they legit made up.

So this is the garlic people of Fiji. And I like that they have a through line, right? At least Eva said it out loud, because I would definitely be asking the questions. Yeah. Yeah. Of all the herbs and spices and garlic. You have a different one? I'm just saying, you know, I think I too would be like questions like garlic, is that what

we're related? These people are anti-vampire. Yeah. But do we have like more fake civilizations that we're going to make up for future seasons? Or are we just sticking with the garlic people? See, now I'm torn. Because although I would love to see how Creative Survivor would be in bringing in other random objects to really put on a pedestal as like, this is the symbol of this civilization.

I also kind of want to build more lore about this garlic people, right? Maybe they are anti-vampire. Maybe their whole civilization is just like people who were hiding from the Cullens, and they came to Fiji to escape Edward and all of his shenanigans. I really feel like you could build from that in a way that if you bring in different civilizations, it's like, it almost doesn't become believable after a while. You may need to tell me all these civilizations in Fiji, all of them.

Like, let's just lean into the garlic thing a little bit more. I want to know more about it. Yeah. I mean, it seems like it's giving Avatar a little bit. And I don't care about those blue people. They suck. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, avatar. We don't like you.

Yeah. I agree. I think that as far as like- They could never make me care about the blue people. Yeah, but I care a little bit more about these garlic people. I just, you know, remember the Blair Witch Project type challenge that Jeff used to do where he'd read, like come in, this is the perfect time to bring that challenge back.

Come in with your fake civilization name, your fake trivia questions that only you know the answers to, and just like see what happens if you start asking questions about this story that you made up. I would love to see the people racing through the woods and trying to find artifacts of the garlic civilization that dates back to what?

Last Tuesday when we made it up? I would love that. The garlic people would always sacrifice the virgins or the promiscuous? I don't know. Which is it? I don't know. Which one is it? Oh my God.

Oh my God. I think I remember reading about this somewhere in my literature books. It's like, no, you don't. No, you don't know, which is it? I don't know, which one is it? Oh my God. Oh my God, like I think I remember reading about this somewhere in my literature books. It's like, no, you don't. No, you don't. We made this shit up. There are no right answers. We're just gonna choose who wins immunity that round. I like the color.

Last week was April Fool's Day and not a ton of like survivor hijinks out there, but for some reason, Sandra woke up and chose violence on April Fool's day. Okay. My clean one of your all time faves. So top three. Yeah. She went over on Instagram and posted this that says, congratulations Russell Hance, you won survivor. April Fools, Queen Stays Queen, adios. And that's what you get. And that's what you get.

And that what you get is one of my favorite Sandra quotes because she meant that shit. That's what you get. You asked for this. Yeah, look. Bazinga. People are trying to outlaw April Fools because honestly, there's nothing good that really comes from it. But I would say that this, this is what really comes from it.

Just like, just like the psychification of April Fools. I'm not trying to really trick anybody into believing anything. I just want to just dangle a carrot in front of you and then snatch it away and be like hop in your face That's what you get. Mm-hmm Yeah, the Queen stays Queen adios peace. Where's this picture of Russell from where's the top one from? Is this Australian survivor? Like who are these people? It is They're looking at him like oh sir, we're about to vote you out. Look, her face is killing me. Cause she literally was like, Oh, what the three seconds you're going home.

Yeah. Tough, tough spot for Russell heads, man. I think the, the second one is what redemption Island. Yeah. It looks like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He got a tough break in redemption Island. I'll say that, but he was, he was wilding out on Australian survivor. They had to get rid of them. All right. There you go. There's April fool. Happy April. And that's what you get from Sandra. All right. So she felt TMZ wrote an article this week. Yeah. Well, when, when, hold on, TMZ be doing this all the time and I like it, but I also understand, I have to ask why, why they don't ever call me.

When Big Brother season be going on, we'd be out here doing the hard-hitting journalism and then TMZ just drop an article. I'm like, who on TMZ got the Big Brother and Survivor beat? You know, who's that guy who's getting the call like, hey, another thing happened on Survivor. Like, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, breaking news, you know, like I wanna talk to that person.

Do you think we could interview the TMZ reporter who does the Survivor and Big Brother coverage? Well, let me see. Do I have a name credit on the article? No, it's by the 2Fab staff, which is giving AI a little bit, but... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Okay, we got Mike Bloom at home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They had an article and they posted it to Twitter and the article was These they might be your favorite survivor competitors now But people like Ashley Mazzaro and Whitney Duncan have always been in the spotlight. And first of all, it's like who wants to tell them? Right now first of all, leave Ashley Mazzaro out of this. Yeah. But let me but let me focus on Whitney Duncan. Now Robbie, famously your favorite

survivor player. I had no issue with her. Yeah your favorite survivor player. Like literally like Halsey Andrews one of mine she's one of yours. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Get her on. Hey, you're doing these old school interviews. Look, the Duncan stands out there. They're looking for it. Sure. America runs on Duncan. That's what I said. Why? Look, bring her into Boston. I think that's the headquarters for Duncan, right? Like we got to bring in the Whitney Duncan stands. So they might be a favorites and fire competitors now, but people like Ashley Mazzaro and Whitney Duncan have always been in the spotlight. And then, yeah, I got tagged on this here. Let me see. I thought I did. I thought I had

tagged on it. Let me just, before I click on, I want to see them. I know I got re retweeted on this, but Jason Reed said, what you're saying, what? Whitney Duncan is a, I think Jason Reed said, Whitney Duncan is nobody's favorite survivor. And I said, what about Keith Tollefson? I mean, yeah, I'm sure like you, you and Keith are definitely heading the heading up the fan club. Rob, I have to know who else is on this list. Okay. Do you have, do we have access to the entire list?

I can give you the entire list. Okay. 11 survivor competitors that were famous before survivor. Okay. They are Taj Johnson, George. Okay. Hey Queen mom, SWV, let's go. Ashley Mazzaro.

She was famous. Yeah, she was famous. I remember. Yes, okay. Not mentioned also, you know, sadly, Ashley Mazzaro has passed away. Not mentioned in this article. Yeah. Yeah. Lisa Welch away. Not mentioned in this article. Yeah.

Yeah. Lisa Welchel. Yeah. Big time fame. Yeah. Big time fame. Whitney Duncan was a contestant on Survive South Pacific, but prior to the show, she had a career as a country artist and even appeared on Nashville Star.

Yes. Yes. I think we were aware about Whitney's backstory on Nashville Star. Now, you know, I think like her fame was like relative fame at the time. Like Nashville star, she was definitely more famous for than survivor for sure. I was not tapped in to, you know, the only star I know about a star to me. That part. Look, now that we have star to me, do any of the past stars even matter? I don't know. Okay.

Mari Takahashi Yeah, she was which famous right? Yeah, famous Yeah, John Hennington mayor of slam town The George Bushy of Tushy. Yeah, Abraham Lincoln. Yes all the things. Okay, uh Jonathan Penner Is on the list. Now, now, I know you love some Penner. Sure. But was Penner famous before Survivor? Yeah, he was renowned. He was on the Nanny. Is this not his biggest credit? Um, I mean he has some notable acting credits Uh-huh

Q The Nanny. Yeah. Show me the nanny. Show me the nanny. Yep. I think he was on like an episode of Friends or something like that one time maybe. He's in Down Periscope. He's been in some films also. Penner is one of the goats, but I would say that there was no, like, he might have been

famous, relative famous, kind of like Whitney Duncan, I would say, but like Survivor is like really like, if I'm making an IMDB page, Survivor and then all the rest of these other things. Yeah, don't sleep on Penner's acting career. I would love to see Penner in more stuff now. Like I wish, I hope he's out in the streets now. I need to see Penner in one of these MCU movies. They're bringing back everybody. What? He's been in the MCU yet. He could be like the new professor X or I've got a can I have a word What's with that hammer? Hey, I put me in the Iron Man suit

Tony Stark is dead. I'm the new Iron Man Mm-hmm. I think Tony Stark is dead. I'm the new Iron Man I'm Captain America Penner is Captain America. You can't see it forget Falcon. I'm the new Captain America. I have a shield Do you think we could get Pinner for club condo I don't know if he probably would know a lot about some of the dances. Yeah. I could do a bossa nova. Penner is a great dancer by the way.

I've heard. Look, over the years I kind of keep a mental rolodex of like the survivor dancers. And my favorite like little known fact is like Penner be dancing. I could cut a rug. Chapelle. Yeah. He could do a little can can I can see it you know I can see it Mm-hmm you wanted a cha-cha slide Cha-cha now y'all you know I could see that cha-cha slide into my DMs And invite him to club condo. Let's see if he do it. All right, the rest of us Mike White big weekend for Mike White.

Yeah, okay. Big weekend for Mike White. Ron Clark just was on the show last week and Julia Landauer, one of my favorites, Dan Barry. He went to space. Oh yes, the astronaut. Honestly, he probably is the most famous person on here because he actually went to space. Like he's in history books. Yeah. And like, I would never- What about me? I went to MySpace.

What's Penner on MySpace? You think he's still, Penner probably still on MySpace. I'm still on MySpace. I'm gonna go find's MySpace account. That's what I'm going to do. Yeah. OK. Shout out to Dan Barry. All right.

Then have you seen this? Of course, Boston Robb was such a sensation on the traders this past season. But Boston Robb, Speaking of America, runs on Dunkin. He had a Dunkin Donuts commercial, but Boston Robb speaking of America runs on Dunkin. He had a Dunkin Donuts commercial, but Boston Rob just dropped the commercial

for Chex Notes Hardee's. Oh. Yeah. Wow. Was he Boston Rob's new Hardee's commercial? I would love to actually. Okay. All right. Here we go from Instagram. Check out the caption,

hand breaded chicken tenders with Carolina gold barbecue sauce and this sounds like say coming back from the merge feast and strawberry lemonade always a winner. OK, here we go. Here's Boston Robb. Let's see what's for lunch today, shall we? Not going to cut it. I'm sorry you've been banished Salad banished. I don't mind a salad for lunch, but I digress I Think we found ourselves a winner

Hardee's hand-breaded chicken tenders with Duke's Carolina Gold barbecue sauce and strawberry lemonade Rob, you realize you're not on that show anymore? Huh? What? Whatever. And they say I didn't win. And Amber citing doing the commercial. Real okay. Real.

I, this is crazy. This is crazy. Survivors are doing commercials and throwing out pitches at baseball games. What year is this? I don't know. Like Robert, you're not, you're not feeling the nostalgia here. It's all happening. out pitches at baseball games. What year is this? I don't know. Like Rob, are you not you're not feeling the nostalgia here? It's all happening. It's all happening.

Who let y'all into my show? You know what I'm saying? Don't get me wrong. The Trader the Trader is doing a lot for these realities. He needs people's profiles for sure. Look at Boston Rob capitalizing on it. But I'm sure Boston Rob was on a commercial way back in the heyday of Survivor. And it's like he's trying to come back. I don't think he was on a commercial way back in the heyday of Survivor and it's like he's probably come back I don't think he was on Hardee's commercials with a blend because I feel like that, you know when

You know, we all came up in this thing, you know commercials were only on TV like Like Hardee's could just make a commercial that's just on Boston Rob's Instagram, you know, yeah It's a commercial for Boston Rob by Boston Rob on boss the Rob's Instagram, you know? Yeah. It's a commercial for Boston Rob, by Boston Rob, on Boston Rob's page. And that actually has to pay for it. And Hardee's is also a collaborator. So it's just like a, I don't know if this is a commercial that's going to air on television anywhere.

Survivor 50 is going to be crazy with all the returning Survivor players and all their endorsements making commercials and stuff like that. I cannot wait. Yeah. Maybe somebody could like get a endorsement deal going with some kind of like garlic restaurant and then bring in all the garlic from like, is there like a garlic restaurant? I don't know. The olive garlic. I don't know. The olive garlic? The olive garlic? I can't take it to please you. Alright. So let's bring in our third collaborator here on Club Condo, who's always got something

fun up his sleeve. He's back! Okay. Brandon Donlin. Yes! Oh! Brandon Donlin is here. Are you calling in from a Hardee's? And also muted. Still muted Brandon Donlin. Famously muted on this podcast. Now, no audio at all from Brandon Donlin. The mute button is not pressed, but he is uh, yes, gonna have to tuck out. Okay Okay. Come back. Yes. Anything. Do nothing. All right.

Still nothing. No. Oh yeah. Yes. Yes. Here he is. Here he is. As if the area where Boston Robb lives, if they had Hardee's, because I know where we are, Jersey, New York, we, I say only speaking about me, we don't have hard. Carl's Jr. We don't have Carl's Jr. We're lacking both. I think Hardee's is Carl's Jr. Like I think they're very close to say Hardee's is Carl's Jr. on the East Coast, I think. For some reason, I think it's like after you pass the Mississippi, I think it becomes Carl's Jr.

Is Jack in the Box also them to know about something that's not here? No, I don't think any of them are great. Jack in the Box also them too? Because Jack in the Box is something that's not here. No. I don't think any of them are great. So it's the flame broil. That's kind of the thing that makes them a thing, right? Kind of like Burger King, where it's like they char broil their burgers. So I think that's the through line between Hardee's

and Carl's Jr. for sure. And just to, OK, but this is the AI overview. And I feel like I get myself in trouble with the AI. Yeah. Yeah. So I think. We'll just go and announce it. Here. Can I bring you, this is from map, the map porn Reddit. Sure. Okay.

I'm sorry, what now? This is a subreddit called map porn. How many bookmarks does it have? a subreddit called map porn. How many bookmarks does it have? Probably not as many as the David and Joe drinking milk. But here is the Carl's Jr. Hardee's map, the electoral map. Okay. And then in New York, as Brandon Donlin said, New York, New Jersey area, they have neither. Yeah. It seems like looking at map, this map from map porn, it seems like a Hardee's is in New Jersey, but I area. They have neither. Yeah, it seems like looking at map,

this map from map point, it seems like a Hardee's is in New Jersey, but I've never seen it. No, oh yeah, I guess the Hardee's is on, New Jersey's red on the map. Chappelle, you're only a Carl's Jr. You know, famously blue, that's me. But I'm looking at Oklahoma, Louisiana.

Okay. I'm old school. Oklahoma, double dipping it's kind of nasty kind of freaky on the map was double dipping some of those nuggets yeah Carolina Reaper sauce hell yeah I'll take an extra strawberry lemonade yeah dip it again speaking of drinks that people are really into you know it's a big milk week here in the survivor verse. Sadly. People have been really, you know, people think every week is a big milk week in the

survivor universe lately. Sure, sure. People have been really upset about the milk. I never drink milk. I never you know, this is disgusting. And I know that's not true. Because I searched for throughout the survivor contestants that I follow on Twitter. Yeah. And I searched the word milk and I

found people who have tweeted about milk in the past. All right. So I figured we would play a game. I'll show you the tweet. I'll tell you the the contestant and the season that the person's from. I'll tell you the season and you guess the contestant. Rob, if you want to fire up reading the tweets, I think we can, we can get going. Okay. All right here. Let me just take a look at this. Okay. So this is a contestant from survivor 42, according to Brandon Donlin's research. And they posted this tweet Drinking five days expired milk if I don't respond to texts in 24 hours call the hospital Is this is this Lydia Meredith famous tweeter from survivor 42?

Okay, it certainly could be so what do we do we have multiple choice or or Chappelle and I have to lock in an answer I was gonna I was gonna suggest lock in an answer. Okay. I think you lock it. Chappelle I would say that to me this could be no 42 is a wild cast this could be Zach Wordenberger this could be Ulmer. Mm-hmm. It's gonna be Mary Ann even. So drinking five days expired milk if I don't respond to texts in 24 hours called the hospital. Now, Jonathan Young, he could be a gallon of milk day guy, but I don't think you'd have any. He definitely drinking a gallon of milk every day.

Those bones look strong. Yeah. Can we tell anything by the, by the faith, the replies and the hearts, you know, could this be a 2023 Zach Wharton burger joint? Zach is normally pulling in more than 22 likes though. But it took him a minute to build his following. Oh, he had to get like something like, okay, I see, I see, I see. Lydia Meredith was always posting to bangers and she was getting like she's always like galley type engagement. She'd be like, oh, drinking five days expired milk.

Let me know if I have gonorrhea. Like she would just like post something crazy. Okay, all right. Is this a Zack attack? I'll say Zack Wordenberger. A part of me wants to say hi, but I'll go with Zack as well. Let's uniform to go on this. The Zack Wordenberger.

We're locking in Zack. And much like a lot of these games There is a learning curve. Unfortunately, this was an Omer. This was an Omer Zahir Rijm. Yeah Omer Him being very pro animal makes me think he's getting it directly out of the cow You know what i'm saying? Like Omer, he knows what's up. Sure. Yeah Well, we have a second chance with the same group of survivor Okay, I'm at the hotel breakfast, and I just

slipped the milk All over the counter now this could be an autocorrect situation. I think they meant to say I spilled the milk all over the counter This tweet has zero engagement whatsoever. I am at the hotel breakfast and I just slipped the, maybe the typo threw people off. I am at the hotel breakfast and I just slipped the milk

all over the counter. They didn't want to like it because in case slip the milk was like a euphemism. Like, oh yeah, like I too slipped the milk all over the counter. It's like, ooh, nasty. A prize of their everyday experiences so much. Maybe could this be high. But I don't know if high is clumsy. Like I feel like if you slip in the milk, yeah, this is a clumpy thing. Could this be Chanel?

Chanel, she, she doesn't get me clumsy either, but I could see it. I could see her slipping the milk. It's not wacky enough to be one of our usual suspects though, like Mary Ann, Omar, it's not Zach. We ought to cut them out. I don't think so. I think that Zach would correct the spelling error. Oh yeah.

Perfectionist in his tweets. Okay. I don't know Rob, I guess. I mean, Jenny Kim would never in his tweets. Okay. I don't know, Rob, I guess. Oh, I mean, Jenny Kim would never slip the milk. Okay. She's got it down. I think she would clean up the typo. Yeah, let's see. I don't know. I think, Rob, yeah, what are you thinking? You thinking high? I think maybe high. He was a very active tweeter at one point.

He was. He was in the trenches tweeter at one point. He was, he got, he was in the trenches. Let's do it. Unfortunately, you did say the name already. Not high. No, maybe he's just slipped the milk. Maybe meant something else. It is a euphemism. Yeah, it is.

Yeah. It might be from 2013. I read the number wrong. Sam more says, so I thought it's a 2023 2013. Lydia Meredith might've been eight years old when she tweeted. So that's probably another reason why she slipped the mill. Yeah. That's what she couldn't spell yet. Okay. All right. A contestant from star 47 tweeted nothing like watching the premier league in your boxers eating cake with a glass of milk and being away from home for a while. This was in 2014.

Nothing like watching. Brandon, did you look up every single survivor player and the word milk to get these questions? Yes. Okay. How many hours did you spend on this? Well, really, it's just like searching the word milk and then putting in a date range of, you know, I didn't want any David Kinney mentions of milk. So this is everybody who's ever needed about milk. So we got a couple, we got a couple hits and this wasn't even all of them. These were the best.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Now, are we okay, Rob? Here's the question. Are we playing boxers or briefs? Are we playing which survivors watch the Premier League? Because I think both of those things will narrow this down. So I feel like that I could see Gabe watching the Premier League and I could see Sam Fallon. But is he a boxers guy? Also a boxers guy? You think they're

giving boxers? I haven't given a lot of thought to what kind of underwear these guys are. I think that's the most important part of the tweet is that the only way we're going to know is if who was eating boxers, well, in their boxers eating cake, you know, like that's a very specific thing. Did we see Sam Phelan in our, in his boxers eating cake. Is that a thing? Would say anywhere where this is maybe Andy Sam Phelan is also, would be about 13 years old. So I think that this might be inappropriate for us to even be talking about such a young person in their boxers. So we need to go with an older person. Okay. That helps. We can narrow this. We can, we can, we can, we can workshop this. Okay. That helps. We can narrow this. We can workshop this.

Okay. So who are our older statesmen in this? Could this be Saul? Does Saul give you boxers and cake with milk? I could see Saul. I could see Saul. He's old enough to where this is not that inappropriate. What about Gabe is also probably old enough to where this is not that inappropriate.

Sue doesn't watch the premier league, right? I don't know if she drinks milk. No, I don't think that's her thing. Is Rome a possibility? Rome does give me like watching leagues of stuff, right? Like he likes games. So I could see that. Boxers though.

Cake though. Is this anything wrong with the cake guy. Cake and milk is crazy. I didn't even know that was a pair. Like I didn't know people did that. I feel like that's probably one of the most, if this is family feud, like name, name of food you have with, with milk and cake is top three answer. I mean, number one is cookies. And then at that, and then cereal is number two is number two I don't think I would have gotten number three was always cake. No, what do you think Brandon cake? Oh, I don't drink milk anymore I'm I'm I'm off the stuff, but I would love cake and milk if somebody offered me an Edmonds cake with a glass of milk

Oh my god. Yeah game over. Okay good pairing. All right. What okay is is Kyle from season 47? Is he on? Is he watching the premier league? No, he doesn't give me a premier league. That's a pretty, that's, that's kind of a cable package thing. And I don't know if he has like all the channels. I'm not giving my guess. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think we could, we could go with Gabe. I think we could go with Gabe.

Let's go Gabe. Is this Texas for us? Watch it in me. Nailed it. Gabe, star of club condo. Yes. Yes. Draw us a picture of that. Okay. All right. Please. No. Okay. All right. All right. This is a multi-time survivor that appeared on heroes versus villains. Very specific. Okay. Who really needs bread and milk in the quantities that people buy before a tea day? A one day snowstorm. Who really needs a bread and milk in the quantities that people buy before. I'd like this is a Tyson tweet, but why is Tyson where there's a snowstorm? He doesn't give me a snowstorm. He might've been living in Utah at the time that this tweet was written in 2013. Right.

Right. Right. Okay. I can see that. Cause I, yeah, cause I always think of Tyson outside of Utah. I never think of like that. He's, his origins are very snowy. I can hear it in his voice.

We're like, who really needs bread and milk in the quantities that people buy before a one day snowstorm. Yeah. Okay. Uh, you know, counterpoint, maybe Randy Bailey. I think Randy Bailey would be a little bit more like, you know, you know, to anybody buying milk today. Like I think it would be a little bit more abrasive. Okay. Let's go with Tyson. I like this. little bit more abrasive. Okay. Let's go with Tyson. I like this. Unfortunately, no. This might've been, was he on the governor trail at this point?

Oh, this was his platform. Who really needs milk and bread in the quadleys? Stop hoarding. F'ing libertarians. Come on, man. Well, we have one more here and this isn't a Mike Pence wants you to buy all the bread This last one is not a striving test and this is in my search this is a Rob is a podcast podcaster Okay. Oh, that's a pill I'll treat you like milk I'll do nothing but spoil you. That's okay. On February 4, 2015. Yeah. That was a good 10 year anniversary of this guy. We missed it. Well done. Chappelle

instantly recognizing your own, your own brand, very specific. specific sub tweet to a very specific person and they know who they are and they are not listening to this. So go me. How far back do your tweets go, Chappelle? Probably 2011. No, that's a lot. Probably 2009, I'd say. It's probably my earliest tweet.

But I also have recently scrubbed the old ones and then I scrubbed the new ones. Because I wanted to get off of Twitter. But I didn't like want people being like oh Chappelle we found your old tweet and I'll be like but I'm not even on Twitter you know so I was like okay I just deleted it all so I've been trying to like ease out of x.com I just hate Elon Musk so much you know and so I just like I hate anything that has to do with him and it's really hard for me to just like stay locked in back in the day. Okay. Back in the day I was in there. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Brandon, Dylan, thank you so much for your hard work here. Going back into the archives of Twitter to find all the milk tweets from survivors. And I always will. And we're going to have such a fun time this week. If you're coming, we're going to have a great time in Boston. All right. We'll see you in Boston. Okay. Take care. Brandon. All right. Chappelle, you did something really cool this week. We just posted over on youtube.com a new video that you did talking about something very memorable back from the year 2002, the first year of American Idol.

Yeah. So for y'all listening, who are like, how did Chappelle end up on Club Condo? The long story is Rob tried to fire me from the RGP Rewind and then we jumped to this, all right? There's nothing happening between that. It was literally RGP Rewind, Club Condo, back to back, right? That's all you need to know.

But on the Rewind, we used to talk about old reality shows and we used to find the show and we used to talk about old reality shows and we used to find the show and we'd go watch them as a family and we'd bring on guests who liked the show and we'd talk about it. But reality shows are really hard. Like the old ones are so hard to find because it was a dark time in history. It was awful and it was so much fun to watch. But you know, anybody worth their salt has gone and made sure that the reality TV show is not on the internet anymore for us to watch and judge. But luckily me and my ADHD brain, I made room for the archives of reality TV and I want to start making videos about the heyday of reality TV. I'm talking about the craziest

moments, the most memorable moments in reality TV history and just making videos about them. So we did a five minutes, a quick five on season one of American Idol and how it changed reality TV. But I want to do crazier moments. I want to do more niche moments. And so I need people to let me know what they want me to talk about. They can email me directly, shappellatrobhazelpodcast.com and just be like, hey, talk about this. Or you can go, preferably, go to YouTube comments and let us know in the comments, oh, I like this. Do something else. Do this one. Do this one. Do this one. Point to something and

I will go and make a video about it. It's going to be fun. Yeah. I think the first one came out great. Can't wait to see what else we come up with. It's a really fun style. So check it out on the RHJP YouTube channel, which you get to watch Rjp.com. All right, she felt what else coming up for you besides Boston? Yeah, Boston for sure more on that though Rob. I do want I do want people to think outside the box Like I want some crazy stuff, you know, I was thinking for my next video. Maybe David's dead from Big Brother UK That's always a fun thing to talk about, but I'm talking about stuff that made reality TV go wild.

People jumping out of Survivor Challenges for chocolate and peanut butter, ass naked, or maybe the letter from the Jersey Shore. You know the letter. And I want more of that. I want more of cracked stuff. So let me know. And then make sure you follow me on my own podcast recap kickback recap kickback.com So that's subscribe go subscribe to the podcast and support me over there so that I can keep doing stuff like this over here

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