RHAP: We Know Survivor - Club Condo Survivor 48 Ep 9

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

Today, Rob and Chappell discuss episode 9 of Survivor 48.

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Get almost, almost anything delivered with Uber Eats. Order now. Alcohol in select markets. See app after details. Hey everybody. What's going on? Rob Cicernino back with you for some club condo here today after episode number nine. And we're very excited to talk with a man who is somebody who podcasts only with honor, loyalty and integrity. It's Chappelle Chappelle. How are you? Rob, I'm pumped. I'm very excited. I'm so excited. I don't know. I might be the most,

I might be the most excited person to talk about Club Condo or talk about Survivor this week, because I really enjoyed this episode. And I don't know, man. I just, I felt like this boot has really spoke to me, man. I got some takes. I can't wait to share them. Yes. Okay, good. I get that from you. You're beaming today. Yeah. Look, I don't want to spoil it, but I kind of love David. I think he's great. I think he's a great TV character. I need him back. I need him back on screen now. I'm feeling like the second coming of coach almost in this man, you know, he's talking about honor and integrity. It just, I don't know. I don't know y'all. I know. I know y'all wanted him out, but how

much fun was coach for like four years when we had them? I'm just saying, bring it back. Bring it back. Had you been feeling this way about David all season long or was this just this like clicked for you and now he's gone? Oh yeah, because the thing was in this episode, David was right. David was correct the whole time. He's like, they're doing something over there. You got to believe me. And Joe's like, I know you didn't just question my integrity. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, all that. But look, look, look over there. And Joe, like both of them you didn't just question my integrity. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, all that. But look, look, look over there. And Joe, like both of them became fully fledged characters to me.

They were so one note and boring to me up into this, up into this particular episode. David, just like the whole honor, the whole integrity thing. It's fine. Whenever you're, whenever it's going his way, that's boring. Cause it's just like, you just going to vote out the weak people. So it's so predictable. And then you're going to go down to the final three and we're going to hear you preach about

how everybody else's way of playing Survivor didn't work, it's your way or the highway, blah, blah. But now when it's like, your way is the way you thought it was going to be and it's not, and you're actually correct, I can kind of root for you a little bit. And then when you think about Joe, Joe's whole thing is like, honor, integrity, I would never turn my back on you. I would never go against my word. I'm not capable of going against my word.

He legit painted himself as almost like a superhero. That's a thing I don't have in my repertoire, is to go against my word. Really? Because you definitely voted out David this week. And I love that. It's adding layers to these players who came in and were like, nope, it's got to be this way, this way, or this way. And this time it was like, no, actually there are other ways to play survivor and you have to acknowledge them or you're going to get voted out. David

refused, like he refused to acknowledge it until it was his time to go. And now I'm looking at Joe, like, how are you going to keep this going? And if you get to the final tribal council, are you going to sit there and talk about honor and integrity with David on the, on the jury and talk about, really? Cause I'm over here. What's up. Yeah. That's a really good point of that. Joe losing in a final tribal council, like is a realistic possibility for this season where we could see him like get up there. And if you can't own what you did in the final tribal council, like the jury will let you know they'll remind you.

Hello, Stan Mike Turner. You know, Mike Turner got to the end and was like, I kept my word to everybody. And people were like, what about that one time? He's like, okay, that one time I didn't keep my word, but you got to understand where I was coming from. I was like, no, no, no, you did it. Because I'm telling you, when David gets to stand up in front of Joe, if it comes to that, he's going to ask those same questions. Like, yeah, you might not have gone against your word with Chrissy, but you did tell me that we were going to vote her out and then you changed your mind. And then you voted me out and I wasn't coming for you.

I wasn't coming for Eva. I was just trying to let you know about the very obvious pairing over here that's about to try to loop in Shaheen and take over. And Joe and Eva, honestly, Eva even was like, I don't see it. You know, like I'll go with Joe, but I don't see any problem with what got going over there. So for Joe to basically like drop the hammer here due to the work obviously of Kyle and Camilla and Shaheen, yeah, it just makes them so much more interesting. I have no issue with them as people, but as characters, I like to see a little color.

And this just adds a little flavor to some people who are playing the game in a very boring way. Chappelle, if you were on this season, would you be in the strong five? No, you're not, bro. I'm outta here. They would have been booting me out.

They're like, this guy is... Look, I've been told, you know, that I don't scream honor and integrity sometimes. And I don't think I can fake it much either. And so, yeah, when I take those little Harry Potter quizzes, they're like, slithering, slithering, slithering. You know, like, I just, I can't turn it off. I don't know what it is about me.

I think I'm like, I think I'm charming. I think I'm a goddamn delight Rob. But I don't think I would be anywhere near this, Miss Alliance at all. And that's okay. You couldn't fake it? No, I don't be anywhere near this alliance at all. And that's okay. You couldn't fake it? No, at my bottom, like, but look at me, I'm doing the integrity stuff, like this is how you do it, right?

I mean, we're at Club Kondo, I'm doing integrity, I'm doing a bossa nova, like I would be right there and they would just be like walking past me. Yeah, like look at me, integrity, it's me, you know? I'm doing the things, I'm doing the things. And just Joe would have no patience for me, David would have no patience for me. David would have no patience for me.

So to see them have to kind of step outside of their, like, it's my way or the highway, is this or that kind of form and actually start playing the game a little bit more fluid. I thought I loved this a lot because again, it's giving me coach vibes, Rob. It's something about the way coach- New coach. Preaches integrity when it only matters, when it suits him. That is so good.

And with David, it's like, yeah, honor and integrity suits him. And he's actually right this time. And he's still going to get the boot here. And probably not having to do with anything that Kyle Camilla did, maybe more, just because he said, Joe, remember that time you went back on your word? And I don't think Joe will ever forget that. Like the look on his face was priceless. This was great TV. Okay. Well, we have got some great podcasts for you about this episode. Of course, my interview with David, which we may reference here today, I had the know-it-alls, Tiffany Nicole Irvin was on the podcast this week. And then later on on Monday, I'm going to talk with a legend. Jerry Manthe is going to be on the podcast on Monday.

See who better to talk about somebody who is in the coach archetype than Jerry Manthe. They were honor bound, Rob. Oh, oh, hold on. And hold that thought. Oh, it's not Wharton burger. How are you? You made it seem like I was going to be Jerry. I feel like it was Jerry. Listen, you popped in right when I was talking about Jerry. Yeah. I'm going to plug these other podcasts. I got to just say right now that if David wasn't voted off of this episode of Survivor, I would have quit the show forever. Wow. Forever. Yeah. Forever.

OK. Let me let me tell you how I see Survivor, Rob. OK. OK. Survivor is supposed to be a safe space for nerds to go on an island and play their favorite strategic game. Okay. And that's what it was for years and years and years. That's why we had Carson and Drew and Charlie and Homer and all these great nerds succeed. And this season, watching, yeah, Watching David be in control. I was like, this is not the show for me. Absolutely not. Yeah. For at least three years, it was a safe haven for the nerds really ruled the roost.

But then all of a sudden now, you know, be careful, watch your back out there Exactly. Well, that's why I'm so excited To have a new show coming out. Yes a show that's only for us That the strong are not welcome. Yes Okay This is this is big this is and this is actually this sounds like that You're about to do a bit, but this is not a bit now No, I'm actually talking breaking news. So we all know are happening now Yeah, so back in the day Rob you used to recap this little show called the genius. Mm-hmm a South Korean reality show

That is probably the greatest piece of television ever made, in my opinion. And that show is officially coming not to the US, but to the UK. It's close enough. And I'm excited to announce that on our own show, On Rob as a podcast. I will be recapping every episode of the genius UK with my brother, Corey. Wow. The word burger brothers are back. The word and brothers. Yeah. Phil Cogan's loss is our gain here on our HAP. There's no place in the whole world I would rather be. Yes. They will be traveling to another country, the UK, to follow the Genius all season long and people may not know this, the Genius UK actually premieres on Wednesday. Yeah,

yeah and do you know Rob, who our first guest? I heard that you have an incredible first guest to talk about to break down the Genius UK. So for the very first episode, I believe the preview podcast should be out now or should be coming up very shortly. But for the first recap, we were able to get the one and only Rob sesterney Wow recap the genius in the year of our Lord 2025 I Really thought we were gonna get that gerrymanthi drop here. I was on the wrong page I can't wait. I can't wait to see what well I can ask Jerry when her thoughts are on the genius

Yeah, I I Bet that she has some mm-hmm Okay, so Wednesday night. You'll hear me with Zach and Cory a recapping episode one of the genius What's the release schedule for that Zach? So the genius is going to be having episodes releasing in the UK every Wednesday and Thursday if you you want to watch them, I believe all the links are going to be hopefully on the Rob is a podcast. We make it so easy for the patrons to watch. So you guys to watch these shows. So get in there, watch it from there.

And then we're going to have the recaps coming out right after the episodes on Wednesdays and Thursdays. And then we're going to be having exit interviews as well, hopefully. And also interviews with whoever. I mean, look, if you're disappointed by survivor and all of the strong people winning, come over to the genius and you're going to be very pleasantly surprised. Yes. Nobody's doing a gallon of milk a day on the genius. No, no, I don't even think that they drink milk over there. Maybe not. They drink tea,

tea and crumpets. Sure. Certainly. Okay. So that's the genius UK coming up on Wednesday. What's your take on other than David, you have any thoughts on survivor 47, the move away giant compactor. Okay. Zach is on the move. What are my takes on the current season of Survivor? It's another one, you know? Another season. I will tell you, I also do have another venture that I'm testing out. Can you give me your thoughts on it?

Sure. Okay. So I was thinking of setting up a patreon For survivor and I'm gonna go through every single Rob has a podcast episode ever recorded okay, it sounds pretty good and see if I can find like Anything we can to cancel you Rob. Oh Patrons of this I think we're gonna get a lot of people actually yeah all the people that want to end me I I I mean Chappelle

would you uh would you subscribe to this I mean what you got do I need to see you I need a preview or something like that you got a bread crumb me a little bit more we're starting with heroes versus villains and then just moving on. Oh yeah, tag me in. Yeah, tag me in. Hey look, I go down, the whole show's over. Oh yeah. I don't think so. This isn't going to be like some Roseanne situation where the Connors just go on and live without Roseanne.

We're not doing that. Chappelle, I was actually thinking we could do the Genius Club condo. Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, Rob. Let him talk. Let him talk. You know, I don't know what y'all talking about, but open your ears and listen to this man. You know? Just let me know. Let me know what your rate is, Chappelle. And we'll see if we can match it. Let's just talk about it off air. We know that. Rob, just cover your ears. Earmuffs. Okay. You don't have to hear this. It's business talk. Zach, I don't know if you knew this, but Omar said he is challenging you to sumo at sea

in his hotel room. Are you down for that? Zachary Lisner He actually told me about this this weekend. Where is he saying it in public? Jon Moffitt He said that on Club Condo last week. Zachary Lisner You got to tune in. You never know when you're going to get the gauntlet thrown at you. Zachary Lisner Well, what we did is we did the math on

my season and I was like, oh, well, obviously I'd be going against Romeo And then I was like wait He's on your tribe, right? Yeah Zach what about you versus Cory like Aris and Vetus once upon a time They were like two battering rams going against each other Yes that who would win sumo at sea? Who would win sumo at sea I got the height advantage on him you do Um, I would definitely prepare a lot harder than him. I think I got a bet on myself, but I also think that

Look when we do the genius the genius brothers live show Look, when we do the Genius Brothers live show, That might be the ending match. We're gonna do a couple death matches back to back, and if it's a tiebreaker, we're just gonna do Sumo. What about Sumo Tactical, not Yuri? Right, so you have to plan out each move. And wear the costume. Let's workshop it, because I'm really getting into this.

Yeah, okay. All right, well, Zach, thank you for popping in and stopping by Club Con. They'll be sure to be on the lookout for We Know the Genius with Zach and Cory dropping wherever podcasts are heard coming on Wednesday. Yeah, and please subscribe to the We Know the Genius feed. Please give us our five-star ratings. We'll really do whatever you want for them, guys. We haven't figured out the exact game plan, but just start sending them in,

and we'll figure it out after the fact. Okay. All right, Zach, thank you so much, okay? Thank you. Enjoy right, Zach. Thank you so much. Okay. Thank you. Enjoy. Hi. Hi. Okay. Actually, Zach, are you in front of a condo right now? Is that a, is there any club condos happening behind you? Did I just go inside? Should I ask anybody doing the watoosie? What was it? We just showed up like the pop' lock or something? Yeah. So what people are doing dance over here? I heard this was a great party. Okay.

Okay. All right. Keep us posted. All right. Bye. Okay. All right. There you go.

Interesting. Yes. All right. Yeah. We know the genius coming up on Wednesday. Okay. So Shemelle, what do you think is next for David? I don't know. You said you need him back on your TV. I could do more Survivor because I think that for David, this was like a crash course.

You know, famously, he wasn't the biggest fan of Survivor before he came on. You know, there's questions of if he's ever even seen an episode of the show or could he, you know, pick the host out of a lineup. And so now that he has experienced the show and we know that he's watched at least a couple of episodes, I'd love to see him come back for a future season and maybe, you know, get to try his plans on a bigger scale. You know, I think that he started off pretty one note,

but by the end he's talking about potentially working with Star, potentially working with Mary. Like where all that honor and integrity and strength go out the window now? You know, like where'd that come from? So I would love to see what it looks like on a return visit to Survivor. You know, I don't want them to go play nothing else.

Like maybe the Traders would be fun. Not Dondi. Don't go to Dondi. We like backstabbing and manipulation over there. We don't want honor and integrity. But here in Survivor, yeah, bring us more David. I'm a fan. Yeah.

I think that David on the challenge would be probably the most fun because it seems like that, you know, he us more David. I'm a fan. Yeah, I think that David on the challenge would be probably the most fun because it seems like that, you know, he's gonna wanna build a group. He's gonna wanna like get into the arena versus people. That really does seem like more his speed. No, there's no parts of the challenge that include honor or integrity.

Like, honestly, the people who go on that show, just they leave all of that at the door, you know? It's like, when you come through, you actually become a different person. And so I think that that I would, David could be there, but what is he going to do when Johnny bananas walks in? Like he's just going to self destruct because there's not going to be enough energy in there in the room, like enough integrity in the room to keep him alive.

There's not enough chocolate milk in the world that can keep the likes of Johnny bananas at bay. So I'm sorry. I don't, I don't wish that on David. I do think that David had the right idea with what he was trying to do. I just think that he ended up really just going off the road into the ditch with like trying to keep this group

of strong people together until the end. Like, I feel like that in David's mind, okay, I have my group, I'm not gonna lie to my group. That's sort of like, okay, it's gonna be us five and let's duke it out at the end. Like, I feel like that in David's mind, okay, I have my group. I'm not going to lie to my group. That's sort of like, okay, it's going to be us five and let's duke it out at the end. And I'll sit in the end with Joe and Eva, and then that's going to be my ticket to win. And I think that that actually was not the worst plan for him. It's just that not everybody else is playing that game. Yeah. But even once he realizes everyone else isn't playing that game, he's not super rigid in saying, you know what, I don't believe them. I'm going to go down with my ideas of we got to

keep the tribe strong. No, David's like, what are Kyle and Camilla working on? What is Shaheen got going on? Kyle's a part of that alliance and he's ready. He's like, I don't know. I don't know. He felt like when it came down to it, when push came to shove, he was ready to make some moves. It just took a long time to get him here. And I guess that's why I like seeing him at this spot because seeing him kind of, I won't say with his back against the wall, but in a situation where he could see the writing

on the wall and couldn't do anything about it, it's the same reason I like Chrissy on the way out. She's on the way out, but she's beating the drum. You can't let this happen. You can't let them get away with this. David is kind of in that same mold. And his exit is the quietest exit, I think we've seen this from Survivor in a long time.

Like I don't think enough people are talking about from the moment they snuff us or from the moment they read that last vote, he doesn't say a word. There's no like, damn guys, she got me or really, or anything like Jeff, you know, there's nothing. There's nothing there's nothing It's just like crickets the whole time. I'm thinking. Oh

Like I could just feel the milk coming out as pours like he was just so upset Um, so yeah more David. I don't care. I could be in the minority on this one I will beat that drum But I missed the coach types and people from the early days who were just like no it has to be like this They didn't win often David's not wrong about that But they were definitely fun to watch because you had to watch everybody else navigate around them. And that to me is, is fun TV. Yeah. And I don't think that you need necessarily a season full of these people, just like you

don't need a season full of people who don't think that way, but it is fun to have sort of a different group of people that all look at the game, like this Rorschach test of everybody's looking at this game and have their different thoughts on what's the right way to play survivor. Yeah. And that's, that's the thing. There's no right or wrong way to play the game. But when you have people who are like, no, this is the right way. And David as a character, like I said, he, he becomes more fun for me in this episode too, because he's let down almost the honor and integrity facade a little bit. At the very beginning, he's like, oh, somehow the strong people get together and they're

like, oh, you can't do that. And I'm like, mm-hmm, we just did. I was like, ha ha, you got him. Get him David, get him again. I was like, okay, he's feeling himself a little bit. And then it just began to crumble and fall apart right in front of them. And again, we love a good survivor exit. I felt like this was a great episode. If not, this is the best episode of TV for David, for me all season, including the challenge. I thought the challenge was a cinematic masterpiece. I've been giving the editors a lot of credit over these last couple of seasons. And I really thought like, David versus Joe in the challenge. David versus Joe was just so much fun. It was like David's over there just chilling,

just hanging out, kind of looking over there and Joe's struggling and the ball is moving and the ball is moving. David's just like, yeah, any second now he's going to give it. I'll take you if I win. Yeah. I was at the Bryson Wynn watch party and I mean the roar of the crowd when they came to Austin, they came down the street. So I was like, if I go to Austin, I can make that trip. Yeah. How was the watch party? Any good stories? It was great. David wasn't there or his cousin, but Joe's cousin was there. Mitch's cousin was there and Camilla's cousin was there as well. And so it was a big episode for Mitch,

for sure. The crowd was chanting for him. And then like I said, with him being there and knowing that he was being targeted by the David side, I mean, with Mitch's cousin being there, of course, and knowing that Mitch was the main target from David's side, it really did feel like the whole crowd was behind Mitch. Very pro Mitch crowd. Yeah, very pro Mitch crowd. And it was just a fun watch because again,

I think they really did their big one with the way the challenge was edited. Jappelle, did you happen to check out David's exit interview this week? Did I check out the exit interview? I don't think so. How was that? Yeah, a little spicy. So here is not necessarily the spicy part, but that David has strong feelings about Joe. Here's a little clip from my exit interview with David. Oh yeah, he swore on his kids that he would never vote me out. He looked me straight in the eye and said,

I'm never gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna give you a sword and we're gonna duel till the end. And I think he actually truly meant it in that word. And so it's ironic him saying that and those moments pushing so back and repeating, I didn't go back on my word. I didn't go back on my word. I didn't go back on my word. It's like, you clearly did. And not only that, you said, I'm incapable of it. And then hours later,

you go back on your word. It's like, dude, man, I mean, it was, what are you going to do? From my perspective, I'm like, dude, I'm working with a guy who's clearly delusional and his thinks this shit doesn't stink. Yeah. So strong words from David. He's making some points. He's making some points. Now the thing is Joe can do this. All of this is fair game and survivor. As long as he gets to the final tribal council and says, I know I told y'all was preaching honor and integrity, but guess what? I wasn't this whole time. I've been preaching that for me for when I wanted it to serve me. And if it didn't serve me, then I let y'all believe that so y'all would do that and I could do what I wanted.

If you come in and say something like that, people might actually be like, you dastardly devil. How we let you get away with this? But if you don't, you're Mike Turner. And Mike Turner went up against the firing squad and they were like integrity where, and he just really couldn't point to it. So I honestly don't have a lot of faith in Joe to make that switch at final tribal council. Like I don't, I don't have enough faith in him to realize it once he gets there. So I could imagine it not being the best night for him, especially if other people have the

same feelings that David has on the jury. Yeah. You think that Joe's going to regret this? I think he won't get David's vote. If I'm David, if you don't come clean about not using honor and integrity, you cannot sit at the final trial and be like, Nope, I've never, I've never broken my word in the game. And here I am on the, on the, on the jury bench. Like, Hey, Hey, Hey, you've never done it. You're like, Nope, never done it. Incapable of doing it. Honestly, could never do it. Couldn't be me, never me, not me. Joe, I'm Joe, Joe, nope, can't do it.

Like, I would be fuming, okay? So yeah, I think you could regret this. But like again, he has the pivot. The next episode at tribal council, he should be saying, yeah, we kept that integrity stuff around just to get rid of David, you know? But like now we're all here to play, you know? And then David has nothing but time to get over over that and I think he might need some time

Chappelle we've been getting teased a lot in the promos for this week that the people on the bottom are going to be coming together Would you be here for a? Camilla Mitch Mary Star alliance forming Any alliance with star in it? I'm going to be here for. Okay. I love her so much. Why is she such good TV? And they barely show us anything. That's how I know she ain't got nothing going on strategy-wise because they don't show

us her at all. And when we see her, she shows up like a wacky next door neighbor. Do you remember the scene where she slides in like Kramer? Like, hey guys, I don't know what you're talking about, but y'all ready to vote Shaheen? And they're like, no. And so I just love all of that. Her tribal council, her just kind of like wandering into these conversations. I don't really know what her in-game plan is.

And so yeah, get her an alliance. An alliance with Mary would be fun because Mary's good TV. Camilla, we know is good TV. Mitch, Mitch is going to win a bunch of stuff. I don't know if this is a good alliance for that smaller group because, or for that minority group because Mitch might go on a little immunity run if they let them. So it'd be fun to watch for sure. But I don't know if like Kyle and Shaheen are going to let that happen.

Well, yeah, I do think that that uh, that group could pick up Kyle and we'll see how that goes when we get to the vote. But I want to stay on star for a minute because we have some fun star stuff to get into. So there was the big scene in the episode where Mitch taught star how to swim. Nice moment in the episode. And that scene just got shared on the survivororCBS Instagram account. But check out this caption where the Instagram account says, I know StarUpdates on Twitter is loving this. The SurvivorCBS intern is wiling.

Wiling. How you know about StarUpdates? Get out of our business. See, that's what I'm talking about. That corporate knows, you know. I'm just happy that Star Updates is getting their shine because they've been really putting on since, what, before episode one, Star Updates has been on it. I thought they might know each other and I don't think they do. No, I don't think so. I think it's just a fan. Yeah. Yeah, just a fan. And look, Star is a good wagon to hit yourself to, you know, because she's been going far into the

game. I could definitely see her sitting in one of those final three seats because who the hell is going to vote out Star? Why would you? And so, yeah, I love this. I love any shine that Star is getting throughout the season, but she's just not getting enough from me yet. So I'm like, kind of, let's whittle out a few people. Rob, I have a strategy question. Yes. Right. Like, okay, so they know Eva has two public advantages, right? They're aware of both of them. No, so only some people know about the second one. Okay, so, but, well, who doesn't know about the second one? Like, go ahead. Mary, David, I mean, I would assume maybe Kyle told Camilla, but Mitch.

Yeah, so Mary and David probably don't know. Yeah. Yeah. So that's probably, look, that's fair game. Everybody going to know about that one. Is this the time to go ahead and target David and Eva right now? Because knowing that she has at least one advantage that you're going to have to burn and that Joe or Eva are good for winning an immunity, wouldn't now be the time for you to start aiming your guns at them

to kind of whittle them down. Let's say they get through a couple rounds of shots with these advantages that you can't wait till they get so close to the final. It depends on for who are you saying should do this? Everybody else. Everybody else, the other six? Yeah. If your name is not Joe or Eva, how do you let this tight two get so far down close to

the final three with advantages. You know, like if Joe wins the final immunity challenge, he's taking Eva with him every time. And so that leaves you one spot to fight for a fire. Okay. So let's say like you're Shaheen, okay? Is this such a good idea for you where you're going to basically try to take out Joe or Eva and now all of a sudden, I mean mean are those other people that are on the bottom

keeping Shaheen around or the other people there's only eight people left so you take out Joe so now is it kind of feels like that Eva and Shaheen could be on the bottom like why would why would Mary Star Mitch Camilla and Kyle go with Shaheen Yeah, I just don't think they should go with Joe. So I think now is the time. I think the thing is you'll probably miss, right? You got Joe and Eva who have advantages.

So that you might miss, but in the chance that you miss, let's take the ricochets off Shaheen. Why not? You know what I'm saying? Like, if I feel like if I'm one of those people, I am more primed to go after Joe and Eva, just because Joe and Eva are probably not going to point at us. They're probably going to point at Shaheen or Kyle if they feel betrayed by Kyle.

I just feel like if I'm Mary, if I'm Mitch, I feel like now I would be aiming for the big dogs and hoping that it trickles down and hits some of the million dogs. Right. I think that the person who is the most in the prime position this week, I think is Kyle in terms of that. Like, OK, if it's Camilla, Mitch, Star and Mary, who feel like they're at the bottom, it's like, OK, well, it's those four versus therefore. But Kyle's a double agent. I mean, Kyle is the person that if he swings to go with Camilla and go with the people that are on the bottom, then if they took out say Shaheen

instead of Joe or Eva because they have the advantages, that seems like a good play. I don't know. I don't like it. I just don't want, I feel like if you let your powerful people who can win immunity also have a lot of like stuff in their pocket, then it's never, you're never going to have a good chance to get them. And that's why I'm like, if you start shooting now, maybe you'll hit them before they get too late, you know I bet they wish they voted out Rachel that one time they had a chance to you know It's like that. Um, you know, it's kind of like if you don't shoot you might not ever get a chance to shoot Okay. Well star is not always seen the most on the show

But we finally have some star tweets to bring into the conversation. Okay. All right Here's not star updates. The real star has been tweeting Please stand and the real star said at this point. I think my name tastes good a F F is that an extra effort a FF different than a F It's a F but like with a little with a little extra something something on the end, you know what I'm saying? Like it tastes good, but like really good. Um, cause her name in everybody's mouth it seems now, you know How Say feels queen, you know, uh say went through like what eight episodes like what six episodes straight Just getting votes, you know stars name in everybody's mouth

And is it a bad way or is it a good way? Because I heard her name coming up in positive ways. I always see people talking about Star in positive ways. I mean, I already see the players talking about like, hey, you know who we got to vote out? Star. No, nobody ever talks about voting out Star. I mean, if oh, well, they mentioned her name kind of casually a little bit when they were having like, you have the six people sitting on the beach looking at the horizon, at the sunrise. And they're just like, hey, you guys, this is us. We did it. Eve was looking around like, my friends, all of us, we're about to just pick them off.

They're all about to die. They say, who do you want? Someone's like, I don't know, Starr and they're like, no, not Starr, Mitch. No, not Mitch. What about Camilla? Yeah, Dave is like, yeah, get the ball rolling on that. Uh, so yeah, I think that, um, Star's name is coming up more for sure and I like that. Again, we went so many episodes. Right, we went so many episodes barely hearing for Star and she's clearly a Star. She was born that way.

And so, uh, yeah, I would love to see more, more content, more people's names, uh, more people's mouths need to have Star name it. I guess I should say, okay All right, Chappelle star said this You ever cry at five guys for crying emoji, yeah me too you ever cry at five guys I Mean, it's very expensive. They are chopping a lot of onions also Yeah, it's a lot of onions also. Yeah. It's a lot of onions, a lot of those like peanuts in there randomly. They have a lot of fries in the mix. I don't go to five guys personally, just because I'm not spending that much money on a, on a burger

and fries. It's just too much. Not the first time five guys has come up on club condo this season. Really? What other way brand is there? Yeah. Let's see. Okay. I'm here. Yes. Yes. Brandon. Do you recall when five guys came up earlier this season on club condo? Let me, let me screen share it. Hold on. Hold on. You gotta give me a second here. Yeah. I'll give you a hint. Should I believe it was back in week one? Okay. I thought this was a sweet Kenny K reference. I was like, no, no, no. It wasn't week one. It was week three. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe it was a sweet Kenny K. Five guys. It's crazy. Yes. Remember Chappelle Pat Cusack. Yup. Pat turned up and ready for Greece at five guys. He's on his way to Greece that day. And he had to stop by five guys one last time to

get a little taste and a good cry. And I'm sure no crying for Pat here. I don't think this looks great. Don't cry. He cried one time in his life and that was at this time square on new year's Eve. I think it was last time he cried. Yeah. Brandon, you want to give Chappelle your idea for a game and, and let Chappelle make the call if we want to do this or not. Sure. So let me just, let me adjust myself here. So Chappelle, there's a trend going on on tick-tock right now. It's something that people are debating whether one gorilla versus a hundred men who wins the fight between one gorilla and 100 men?

So I thought if we wanted to run a simulation, maybe not 100 men, but we got like five, four groups of five men from Survivors Past, you know, who's got the best shot of beating the gorilla out of a couple of people on Grandsteel. Is that fun? Yeah, that's definitely fun. That's definitely fun. of beating the gorilla out of a couple of grand steel. Is that fun? Yeah, that's definitely fun. That's definitely fun. I thought somebody trying to latch onto this trend earlier

and they said that they would choke the hell out of a panda. And I was like, no, you wouldn't. That feels me. No, that feels me. Panda, I think, feels big, right? It is definitely a bear. Look, it is definitely a bear. You are not choking the bear.

Get away from it. Stop it. You're gonna die. Okay, all right. So Brandon's gonna go back to the drawing board. What are you gonna do? You're gonna bring up five all-dude 20-person cast of Survivor and that's gonna be? I'm gonna try to get the I'm gonna try to Generate the Cook Islands template with just men so we get four groups of five guys five five guys But it's not gonna be by race though. Right. You said the cook islands template that's by race. I won't do it by race. No, I'll leave out. I think there's

a check box by race. I'm going to filter on here, but I'll be back. Let me use the specific. Okay. We'll see you when you come back, Rob. What if he used a specific cook islands cast? That's it. You know, like if we just had to be like, which of the cast five members, like the cook Island's cast times five take on, I mean, you get to like five billings. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I Billy Billy, Billy not going to help us. Oh, okay. Let's see. We've got to have you. He's the muscle here. Say cool. Seems like he's got a low center of gravity. So we'll do that. Yeah. You have five penners? Yeah.

I got to have at least five penners just because, just because why not? Hey, King Kong ain't got crap on me. I love that so much. Oh yeah. I need to see Pinner do a dramatic reading of Training Day now. Every line. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. We can do, like, our cowboys. Let's save the gorilla talk for when Brandon comes back with his 100 guy challenge. Yeah. So here's the situation is that for some reason and Brand Steel, if you're the developer of Brand Steel and you're watching this, the all men toggle not working. So we have groups, but they're not all men. Okay. Are they sort of like muscular women? Yeah. Yeah. I think this is actually, and Rob, spoiler alert, you're in the first group out of 700 people. Okay. Oh, Rob and Kelly Goldsmith are about to take this one. Okay. You cook on that. Like, we're at five guys, you get the grill going.

We'll come back to that in a little bit. Okay? I'll be here. Yeah, that's crazy. This is going to be crazy talk. Why would people do this? The fact that anybody would even tweet something like as absurd of that. Cause he's like, yeah, we could possibly beat the gorilla. Is it a hundred people? Is it a thousand people?

How many people was it? A hundred? Like the thing is you don't ever want to be the first team. I think everybody needs to attack the gorilla at the same time. Like you surround them. Yeah, but if you try, like, but the gorilla has hands like arms and like, you know, like it can, so whoever is touched in that first, that first initial onslaught, people are going to die. Okay. This thing is not going out without taking somebody out.

Like you got to be in the second or third wave. You know what I'm saying? You never want to be the first one in something like that. You got to jump in and kind of hit it when it's blindsided. All right. Well then, okay. Star, a little bit of a newcomer to survivor, but had this question about, let me just make sure I get the tweet up. And Star asks, so is Total Drama Island and Survivor like the same thing, but in cartoon and dramatics form? Yeah, Star is new here,

cause she don't know what kind of wormholes she just opened up. Okay, this can of worms right here, the Survivor fans love them, some Total Drama Island. Okay, especially the youths. They're gonna come in and they're gonna show her the way. She gonna find all about Lashana, who is the queen, who was robbed.

Make no mistake, Lashana was robbed. You heard it here first. Yeah. So yes, to answer her question, very much so, yes. What do you think about Star's Twitter bio? Okay. First off, IbeGribo, Libra B, explosion, explosion, explosion, horrible. What did she say?

IB Gribo. IB Gribo. Okay. What's Gribo? I don't know. Okay. Yeah. Grebo? I don't know. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Let me see. I'm gonna... Libra B? Oh! Oh! Maybe she's Liberian. Oh. Okay.

Yeah. Is that the flag? Yeah. That flag looks like Liberia. To me. Yeah. To me. Like I'm squinting. I don't have my, I don't have my spectacles on, but it looks like the Liberian flag. So maybe that's what it is. Also in the Twitter bio, hashtag not a ho CEO. Real real AF. I want this could be my bio. It's going to be mine. Not a whole CEO. You could, you're the CEO, but like, what am I?

The comptroller? Maybe. Yeah. And then also I don't have my glasses on by them. This says, I thought it says Chappelle has no fears. Chappy has no fear. Yeah. I'm going to assume that's about me. Yeah. Not a whole. Big that's stars watching survivor, South Africa. No, no, she's not. So I did not know that the survivor South Africa is a survivor South Africa, the same as total dramas Island. Please don't say that because some people get really sensitive about their international survivor seasons. Okay. And I know that South African survivor is really good. So it's on my list of things to do before a survivor

a U versus the world. Yeah. Coming, coming in later this year, they say that still ain't gonna date for it, but they say it, you know, they're doing a really good job of bread coming us to that for sure. She felt there's something that I wanted to talk about last week and we didn't get a chance to. And so you were such a big fan of coach. Well, I've got some coach adjacent news for you. First off, she fell assistant coach. Okay. We talked about five guys. What's your take on little Caesar's little Caesar's. I won't, I won't disparage a little Caesar's because when you are young and it comes through in a clutch.

Like Little Caesars has saved the day for plenty of elementary school pizza parties, after the baseball game food for the little kids. As an educator, I have called Little Caesars and they have come through several times for little to no money with those hot and ready pizzas. And so I can't speak disparagingly about it. Now, will I eat it today?

No. Will I eat it again before I die? Probably not. Because you only get such a small window of eating little seasons before the pizza transforms from pizza into cardboard. The very weird effect that it has is like it's pizza and then it's not, but you got like 75 to 85 seconds

to eat it before that happens. And so it's a science almost, it's a, it's a science almost eating Little Caesar, but you know, all praise to pizza pizza. Okay. All right. So Chappelle check this out. Cause little Caesar's is getting in the reality TV game. Okay. So let's check out this. Why the hell is he here? Let me show you. Okay. Here's from the little Caesar's Instagram account. To Pretzel crust Island. Okay so we do Johnny Fairplay and coach for Little Caesar's. Okay here we go. Here's coach. This show is insane. Four Little Caesar's fans compete in crazy and intense challenges to win one

delicious pretzel crust pizza delicious little Caesar's pizza with a soft pretzel crust and an amazing cheddar cheese sauce. Tune in April 22nd on little Caesar's YouTube. You don't want to miss this. Okay. Little Caesar's YouTube has invited Johnny fair play and coach to tell everybody to check out pretzel crust Island, which premiered last week on a little Caesar's YouTube channel. I heard nothing about this. I've seen no spoilers. I've seen nothing. I've seen no outcomes. I've seen no leaked. That's the comments coach says. Yeah. I'm going to tune in on April 22nd

and fadda v farm said you should sell mustard dipping sauce for the crust. Set samples out to at the start. What do you think of that? No, this is this is Little Ceasers. Like, stop it. Samples? Baby, this whole meal is a sample. This is not supposed to be something that sustains you. This is just supposed to get you by. I didn't know Little Ceasers had a YouTube at all. I didn't know they were running Survivor Seasons at all.

And then, on top of all of that, Johnny Fairplay. The double works hard, but Johnny Fairplay works harder. He gonna hustle, okay? To find this even exist and to bring in coach. I don't know, man. This might be my survivor 50. I might, this might be the cast I need to go see. Yeah. So over on pretzel crust Island, I don't want to spoil the whole show for you. I mean, I definitely need to go see it now. Yeah. I don't know that these videos on Pretzel Crust Island, Little Caesar's YouTube channel, how many you want to guess? How many views they have?

No, a couple, maybe 10,000. That the Pretzel Crust Island episodes each has over a million views with episode one having two million views. Like that's getting close to the real survivor numbers. Right. I said, what do we need regular survivor for? We could just bang out these pretzel crusts every other week or something like that. A million views is crazy, right? Like that, this is incredible. It's very odd, strange numbers even. Especially for me to just now be finding out about this.

I thought if it's getting millions of views, damn near a million views, you would think people are talking about it a little bit more. Here's the teaser for pretzel crust. Maybe Johnny Fair play and coach like did a good job of hyping everybody up, but here's a little bit of what you'll see over on pretzel crust Island. Oh, I'm fleww Le Bord. Over the next four days, these Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust fans will compete in challenges inspired by real pretzel crust super fans.

All for the chance to win the greatest prize in the history of reality TV. One pretzel crust pizza. I was scared for my life. I trusted her bro. One down, three to go. This is real pretzel across. Okay. Pretzel across the island on the little Caesar's YouTube channel. I'm checking it

out. I'm sorry. I gotta go see if my girl in the jumpsuit is a, is going to do what I think, what I need her to do. Yeah. She's giving like, this is like, your Lachelle from Dondi. Right. I call it Sarita Franklin. That's what I'm going to call her for now. She's giving, she's giving me that energy. She got off the couch, Rob. You could tell. Yeah. This guy is like, if David and Ricard from survivor 41 had a baby together. That lace front is doing the Lord's work. I mean that thing is like laid, okay? Pulled back. He got it. He got it. Like, they hit the edges on that one. This guy eats a gallon of mozzarella every day.

Yeah, including the container. You can tell. Yeah, he's got it. He's got it. Okay. Look at that face. The gay man is here to play. I feel so bad for Sarita over there in that pink. Yeah, but you're going to be at Pretzelcrest Island. Each episode is about six minutes on the YouTube channel for Little Caesar's. I support this. I support this. I hope it puts Mr. Beast out of business. Cause I don't know what he's doing, but I trust Little Caesar. Hello.

Yeah. Okay. So little, I trust Lil Caesar's little bit. Hello. Yeah. Okay. So Lil, yeah, Lil Caesar's YouTube and... Should we be recapping Pretzel Crust Island? Maybe we should. I don't know. Is it, is it over already? It's already over.

All the episodes are up. Yeah. I didn't even see no clips from the reunion special or nothing. This is crazy. Oh, you know, TV is all fancy now and on YouTube back in my day, you know drag these things out Yep. Now they it's the new era for Pizza Crust Island Mm-hmm Yeah, I remember when they were longer, you know, she felt pretzel crust any interest to you I

Like pretzel crust that sounds like that's not like a good time I've never had it anywhere else cuz I think little things is invented it like I don't know have you ever done the pretzel crust? I've never done it before I do like pretzels Yeah, I like pretzels. We should try this one next club condo. Is that little seasons near you? I don't think you know, I think there is one but I listen it's not exactly Luigi's Pizza to me I'm not dialing up little Caesar anytime soon. I Might be able to get one for free'm not dialing up little Caesar anytime soon. I might be able to get one for free. If you ask nicely a little Caesar, like I said, that pizza cost them probably,

you know, you just asked them nicely. They give you a pizza for free. I mean, the word pizza is already being used very liberally. So I think if you just convinced them like you need one, I think like if you were in a pinch, I think they'd give it to you. Yeah. Okay. She felt a say of scores still carrying the season on her back on social media. Yes. She posted this the other day. She said, the girls are fighting online again, mom. Who was the girls this time though? Who was fighting this time? Is it Joe and David? You think Joe? I don't think Joe is the type to fight online.

But they weren't fighting online. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It had to be somebody who was in the... Oh, you know who probably is? Shaheen. Because Shaheen is never afraid to tweet out something spicy. So I would be shocked if it's maybe him. Or maybe she's talking about the fandom. They really didn't like Say's comment that the ratings went down last week without her. I was like, I think it's a joke, y'all. I don't think you have to take it seriously.

I don't think she actually knows the numbers. Yeah. Who said that? Were the fans were mad that she said that? There were a few comments on the Twitter, on the Face page as well. People were like, actually the ratings were this number and this number. I was like, I don't think she knows y'all, we just playing. I don't think anybody knows. So hopefully people don't take Say so seriously.

She's just having a good time. I don't think anybody's viewing experience is being harmed by her tweets at this point. And if they are, then you need to mute her and move on. Okay, then Chappelle, Say had this that she posted and this got a little deep, okay? Say posted, so here's the thing. You're arguing over the internet.

Does this not feel silly at all to anyone? We're arguing through wires and a retina display on a floating rock. You just can't make this stuff up. This wasn't on 420, right? Yeah, yeah April 25th now look You can you don't have to just celebrate 420 on 420, you know every day can be 420 if you do it the right way you know, but I You know, sometimes you do have to sit back and think about what we're doing here on the internet. You know, there's a lot of people get very, very angry, especially on this app, the one

we're looking at right now, X.com. It's full of just people just wanting to argue and yell. Some of them ain't even real people. They're just programmed bots to yell and argue with you. So sometimes you're arguing with somebody that don't even exist. It's something really that I would think about often. Now, don't get me wrong, I am an advent 420 celebrator. It was Easter, Rob. It's one of my favorite holidays. And so I too could have gone this deep, but I think she's just getting kind of tired.

Yeah, I think there's a little fatigue that happens in the reality TV streets when we get to fighting. And sometimes we like to fight. Yeah, this person said, Chantelay said, this is why the internet is not a real place. Half these people in this app would not match the energy They're giving in person and they said Jaleh I Jaleh

Just a child It's child child. Okay. Yeah, whoo. Chille. Okay child. I Do not have time to argue with anyone's son online. It just won't happen Mm-hmm. So get your sons offline say he's not doing it, she ain't got time. Hide your kids, get them off the interweb playing and making accusations and arguing like y'all gonna do something. Because some of these people wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight, as they say. Is that something they say up north or is that just like a deep south thing?

I never heard that before. They wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight? That part. Yeah, you know, I mean sometimes I forget that I'm very like, southern. Is it a food fight or a fruit fight? A fruit fight. It's a fight of fruits. We're fighting with fruit and you wouldn't bust a grape. That means you ain't about to do that. Drive-by fruiting. Yeah, that part. Yeah.

Now, are you throwing a grape so hard that it's breaking? They wouldn't do that though. They don't got it in them. They wouldn't be able to do that. They don't have that kind of energy behind them. It's like they talk a big game, but when they show up, they don't want to post up. You know what I'm saying? When I leave, they want to keep doing this, but when I come around, they don't want to

post up. You know, it's a whole thing. So you can't trust those people. You just don't fight with people on the block them and move on protect your peace. Yeah She felt a lot of people were a little freaked out from something from this week's episode. Okay, did you think it happened? Yeah, did you see this? Screenshot from the episode where Eva went to go and look for the advantage Yeah, I was like look at Che Shain right there behind her on her tail.

Yeah. Yeah. It's funny. I still know what you did last summer. Well, he's like, hey, he's moved. First of all, Joe said he was moving like a wombat, which I thought was very funny. He said, this wombat came and woke me up and it was Shaheen. And so yeah, she's being chased by a... Put your wombat hat on. She's being chased by a ghastly wombat. Oh, Joe definitely doesn't know about wombat hats, which reminds me, Rob, I saw advertisements

on the RHIP Instagram account about the Wandoff. I've been answering questions today. People are saying, what is the Wandoff and why would I submit something? Yes. The Wandoff, the survivor song parody contest is coming back. And I believe, I don't have Sam here to double check that. I believe it's going to be next week. Yeah. I really wish. Is there a way we can play like a, a, a sample Wandoff for the people so they know what we're like for the new people, right? The people in the back who just got here, the Davids of the world who couldn't pick a wand

off out of a lineup. You think that you could play one or something like that for our listeners? Let me see if I can find one from YouTube. Because I would definitely, I know the one that I would want to hear if it was me, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, well, what is the one you want to hear? Oh, way back to the early days of the Wandoff. I'm talking about Heroes, Healers versus Hustlers. It's in the private chat, Rob.

I dropped that link there. It's not that I had it on hand or anything. It's not in my favorites. Yes. What's it called? It's called Hello. Okay. Let me see. Yeah. And I think that if you have never heard of Wandoff, if you need to know kind of how,

what we're looking for, you can watch the video, of course, here. Oh, never mind. There it is. It's one of the early Wandoffs, Rob. The slow burn stay it's not spaghetti it ain't well done steaks that explain why Why Sing Where's my shoe? Beautiful. Yes. Yeah, so get your Survivor song parodies in.

Robbswebsite.com slash Wanda. The usual suspects. They know what's up. Yeah, that was Adam Berkowitz, right? Adam Berkowitz, yeah. King. King King King. Yes That maybe is a most well-known piece of music the theme song to robin to keep me to podcast Yeah, he was saying and he was saying and so for the people who don't know that was heroes

Hillers and hustlers survivor and they were singing about how they kept in the douchey guy They should have but they wanted to vote out Joe Mina, who was Bodega Tony, if I remember correctly, and they decided not to. Yep, that's right. That's it. That's the one. He made a whole song about it. That's all it had to be. Find a moment in this season.

I would love to hear something maybe about chocolate milk. We used to do it every week. Yeah. How many say parodies are we going to get? Like, think of like how many songs with the word say in it? Like, uh, oh, say, say, say, uh, say, say what you need to say, say something, uh, I'm giving up on you. Okay. The possibilities are endless.

Oh, many. Okay. Oh, many. I'm so ready. I cannot wait. So that's going to be next week. So check that out. Okay. Uh, got another, uh, another already. I cannot wait. So that's gonna be next week, so check that out.

Okay, got another tweet, check this out, regarding that moment in the episode. This is Shaheen said this, Trust me, if I was caressing your face in the middle of the night, you'd be calm too. Yes, like a wombat. Cheyenne is, he's good on Twitter. I wish she was on Blue Sky. Yeah, a little spicy. I'm gonna see him on Twitter.

Yeah, he's good though, he's good. I love that Joe was not even bothered at all. He's like, Eva's doing something. He's like, yeah, I know, I don't care. She's gonna tell me, she's gonna tell me. She did tell us last episode that she was not going to tell anybody and then immediately told everybody. Yeah don't care. Yeah. She's going to tell me, she's going to tell me. She did tell us last episode that she was not going to tell anybody. And then immediately told everybody. Yeah. It's integrity for me. It's like when the ring camera is like, uh, there's a person at your front door at like 4am. And I'm like, it's my wife is ordering stuff from Amazon. And she's, I don't even need to look at my phone. It's just, it's just my wife ordering something we do not need today from Amazon. That's getting delivered at four o'clock

in the morning. It's not somebody to hear it. It killed me. When you first get the ring doorbell though, and you hear the little alert, it's like the best thing in the world. You're looking at it like, Oh, who is it? Oh, it's just people walking by. Oh no. Yeah. It's just people. And then, and then like a little alert, it's like the best thing in the world. You're looking at it like, Oh, who is it? Oh, it's just people walking by. Oh, no. Yeah. It's just people. And then, and then like a month later, you just, you don't even acknowledge it when it does the sound. You're like, whatever. It's a bird. I don't care. Don't even give a damn anymore. I love it. All right, let's bring back Brandon Donlin who's been hard at work. Okay. Here he is. Here he is. He's here. And so Brandon, so tell us about what you cooked up. Not a pretzel crust, but what?

Five times delicious. Also. Yeah. So I couldn't figure out how to make it all men, but I made it all men. I figured it out. So that's screen. Oops. All men is right. So we're going to screen share. It took a couple of reshufflings because there's some problematic people that come up I mean we put the problematic people first into the gorilla like first wave of gorilla people we could we could have and I didn't think of that and that's why that's why you host this yes I'm here for the ride pushing like some problematic people that they have to go first round against the gorilla. I'm going to trip Jeff Barna on his way over there.

Like, yeah. Good job. Good luck. Hey, Dan, you like touching? OK, go. Go for it. Scoop these. Now you're getting touched back.

Now you're getting a massage, Dan. Right. Would have been good. We got some good groups. I think these groups are... What do we do? We're going to screen share? Let me share... Alright. Hell no!

Okay, first... Seeing these in groups of five? These are groups of five. There's four groups of five. Okay, alright. Is it going to be... How many groups of five are we doing? Are we doing 20 groups of five. There's four groups of five. Okay. All right. Well, is it going to be how many groups of fiber we do? Are we doing 20 groups of five? No, no, just these four. Yeah. Okay. All right. So then this is basically the first way. All right. We got Blake Towsley. Okay. Bait Blake. We're going to bait the gorilla. Okay. We got Earl King. Okay. We've got a large, so I just big boy. Okay. He's got some military

background. Okay. We've got sash. Hey, does this gorilla have a mortgage Brandon? Might be paid off and appropriately King of the jungle. Tarzan. Yeah. Tarzan. Tarzan. Okay. If we got us in the man, you got to send Tarzan in first. He's going to, he's going to weaken them up a little bit. Just in front of the gorilla, like just to throw the grill off. Blake Towsley, no disrespect, but nobody from survivor would remember that you were this happened to you. So I think this is your moment of the gorilla. need to get in there. Does the gorilla like hearing stories about girls with big boobs? Because Blake's got a few.

Yeah. And then Lee masters, good old Sarge over there, flash that pasty white ass. Just show his ass. And see if you can distract that gorilla. He's gonna moon the gorilla. My ass. My ass.

Sarge. Does the gorilla, does the gorilla know that Sass is from New York? What do you have a problem with that? It didn't progress. That's true. Oh, real is. Yeah. I don't know about this group Rob. I don't know if this group's going to survive. All right. Well, who's backing up the, these guys next wave? Okay. Wave two. All right. Ben Brown. I thought you took out all the problematic people. We left it right. You know, we need, we need it big. Get out there, Ben. Do your thing. Show your stuff. Okay. Yeah. Eric Abraham is here. Hell no. We're not wasted. We're not Abraham. This

is the worst picture of any human ever. This is awful. Yeah. Okay. We got, we got Keith. So come on God. That's what I'm going to be going to because I'm right next to him. Come on God. He's going to be praying. I know Sean thought the sepia prayed a lot. He ain't met Keith. He's a good pastor. You can't pray this gorilla away. Keith. I'm sorry. Yeah. And people said, bring back Sean Rector. Sean Rector is like for this, not like this, not like this, the man, he can try this man. He can try Rob. This is a hell of a draw here. Ben Browning got here with all these black folks. He is not happy. I know he pissed. He's like, Oh, I'm feeling good at the first tribal council. Yeah. You're chilling. You are chilling. Honestly. You got, you go to the swap. Hey, Abraham, me and you are both making it through a tribal

council. Okay. We're good. We're good here. They're brown and talking about Kool-Aid pickles and all kinds of stuff. He going out first, baby. Get your ass out there. Go kill it. Go fight that gorilla. Get them again, gorilla. Get them for me. Whack them. Oh my God. The gorilla likes meek, meek, meek, meek, meek, meek. Get them, gorilla. Okay. Bring in. Pookatron, okay. All right, here we go.

No, not you. All right, we got John Rocker. Okay, okay. Brandon, maybe there's just too many problematic men for you to actually filter out, because there are so many on this tribe alone. What is Will Sill doing here? I'm realizing as we're going through it, you know what's so funny is I saw Tarzan. I mean, this is funny.

So I kept, you know, I didn't look much. But there were a couple that we got the first couple. All right. So John Rocker here, I mean, Rocker used to come out of the bullpen like running. So he'd be like, maybe he might like hit the gorilla first. Does he have a baseball? Can he chuck the baseball? He could he could throw will sims at the gorilla What is what is shereen called will will sims was he he wasn't the howler monkey he was uh,

He was a dead fish or something like that. Yeah Yeah, dead fish. Yeah throw the dead fish at the gorilla and then maybe he'll eat it. Okay. And it'll poison them. All right. Then you have Mateo who, you know, I think he has like a observer of the wildlife and nature, like maybe a guy who he might know what to do. Make no mistake with amongst all the people we have named. I feel the safest with Mateo going up against the gorilla. I think when he gets there, I'm like, yeah, let's see what happens. Yeah. Talk to it. I trust him that even there doesn't even need to be a fight. He might be able

to telepathically communicate with it. So, uh, Boston Rob is here. I do not like Boston Rob's chances here with the gorilla. He's not going to fight the gorilla. You guys, you guys go first. I'll stay back. I'll keep an eye on stuff. And Tevin ain't fighting the gorilla either. Happy birthday. Happy belated birthday Tevin. He's not fighting the gorilla. Yeah. Maybe does Tevin, does the gorilla like Kamala Harris? Does he like impressions? I hope so because that's all Tevin's bringing to the table for this one. Oh God. King Tevin. Man, this is a tough

group. It is the stories. Yeah. This is a tough group, man. I don't know. Yeah. And then we'll Sims. He dared to do, what did he do in that gas station? What did he say? He didn't like the, uh, I believe it was a prayer. Yes. We're all living on a prayer versus the gorilla. Well, right. But he wasn't the first one to do it. It was like his thing was like, that was just claiming the fame, but I think he redid someone else's viral thing. And then he got on survivor and then he, yeah, then that happened. So yeah, we'll see him as John rocker. Y'all handle this one. Okay. All right. And then the Rarotonga tribe has,

okay, Andrew Savage, okay. Savage is here, okay. And look, I could see Savage maybe put on the war paint, he's gonna gear up for the battle. That's a beautiful white man, he not been to fight that gorilla. Now, That's a beautiful white man. He not been a fight that gorilla. Like at this point we got to the pretty people, like the war dog. I'm not going to touch that gorilla. Yeah. Okay. Sorry, Dan. Yeah. What about Greg Buiss?

That geek called the gorilla on the nature phone. This is awful. This is an awful draw. Yeah. Randy. No, no. And then, well, this is, you know, for Roger Sexton, my old friend, R and RIP. Yeah. I think that the ghost of Roger Sexton might do okay against the gorilla. Cause at least he's not tangible. The gorilla can't grab him because he's an apparition. I want to just clarify. It was 15 seconds ago that I realized Roger had already passed. Yes. I did not realize that when this made the...

When it made the list. The moment I saw his face, I was like, oh, that's tough. Well, you mean to say that the same list that had Ben Browning didn't get a thorough vetting from Brandon? Yeah, I was looking for three names and I saw three names or you know But look at you know what this was worth it right this group. No, so good go go back go back to the last group Okay, cuz I want to focus on Randy Bailey's face if anybody looks like they're ready to take on the gorilla Yeah, it's Randy Bailey.

Look at the war dog, this goofy ass grin he got on. He's not going to do nothing about the gorilla. Greg with them features, he's not going to touch that gorilla. Andrew Savage is way too pretty to get his nails done and then go fight a gorilla. But Randy came to play. Randy came to play. I'm just going to skip Roger because he shouldn't be here anyway. But Randy came to play. Randy came to play. I'm just going to skip Roger because he shouldn't be here anyway. But Randy came to fight. Okay. I don't know. If we had to draft one from each team,

I'm putting Randy with the team that's got Ben Browning on it just because Randy might survive it if he lets the, you know, the gorilla get all the anger and frustration out on the first couple. Okay. All right. Well, that's crazy. This is a crazy draw. Yeah. Crazy draw. Eric Abraham, have you been through enough? Things are looking good for the gorilla. The gorilla should be okay. Maybe Boston Rob will convince him to throw his game away. Can I tell a quick Abraham story before I leave? Yes, please. Absolutely.

I'm a huge fan of Coke Zero as very well documented and the share a Coke campaign is back. Oh, yeah. I think 10 years ago where you can you're finding bottles with the names of you know, It's like share a Coke with Rob share a Coke with Chappelle, whatever and I've been looking for a Brandon I can't find that Brandon and I don't know if it's it's the New York market is over saturated with whatever I Found five Abrahams and I wish I would have kept them to like show off here, but there are so many Abraham bottles, share a Coke with Abraham, specifically share a Coke Zero with Abraham.

And Abraham, I posted this on my Instagram story, Abraham responded. He's like, you should have saved it. I would have taken it. But if you're listening and you drink Coke Zero from a gas station, from bottles, what have you, look for Abraham. You won't find Brandon, but you might find, you might find Abraham. Yeah. Maybe it's regional. Maybe Rob and Bob is just like that, that area is like highest

exports. I mean, we know a few, we do. Maybe they're all in the New York area. Yeah. I got one other thing to show. Okay. This is a, this is from Cedric had this post of Even better company out of the game but far from done Aren't like Cedric and Chrissy on the sidelines like giving like a little league mom and dad at this point They just pissed me off You know one of my pet peeves in survivor is when the jury don't be showing out. You gotta, when you gonna be on the jury, you gotta walk in in slow motion. People gotta say, damn, when they see you, they look like they work at a charter school.

I'm so sick of them already. Like, like, dear God, and she's not even wearing the glasses. The, I'll give Chrissy, I'll give Chrissy credit, because at least, you know, her hair, she kind of did the hair thing. But damn, if you don't look like a social studies teacher, I just really, I'm really frustrated because this is your chance. You get voted out survivor. You supposed to, it's supposed to be a spectacle. It's supposed to be like the traders. When you come out, people gotta be like, they gotta regret voting you out. Somebody said RuPaul and Michelle Visage on there. I've seen several

different memes about it. Cedric, do something. This looks like when you go to... The way that Cheesecake Factory is too long, you sit on that bench. You know the bench- By a random person, you would never sit by it in the future, but you got to sit there because there's nowhere else to sit. You've been standing too long, been there. I don't like none of this. It looks like the beginning of the fourth stomp. They're mad at each other, but they're still going to have the dinner. You know what I mean? They're giving you a lot of time. They look like the beginning of the fourth stomp. And they're mad at each other, but they're still gonna have the dinner. You know what I mean?

Like they're giving you a lot of time. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. All right. Oh no. I want better for our jury. Even last season, mid, mid, mid.

You know, Australian Survivor did it right this year. And it was coming down to the jury. And I was like, god dang. You know, I'm like, god dang. Good jury. Okay, they came out. They came out. The big, the jury was doing the thing.

They dressed up a little bit. Get nice for the jury. If you're going to get voted out of Survivor, you're not going to win. At least get them looks off. I'm sorry. I need, Rob, if I have no other impact on the Survivor community from Club Kondo, I needed to be like, just like canonical that you have to go and dress up on the jury. This is like, I'm going to have the game.

I'm going to wear shorts and a plaid shirt. Like bro, go to hell. I mean, you don't have to kill a plaid shirt. A short, uh, boo, boo plaid shirt. That was a nice shirt that Cedric had. No, it wasn't. Go back. You don't like it?

Go back. No. No, I didn't like none of this. I just feel like, come on, set it. God dang it. Cedric is my biggest letdown this season. Cause I at least thought he was going to get a fit off. I thought like, okay, Cedric was going to come out with something tailored.

You know what I'm saying? It was going to be a little, little loose on him. Cause he lost a little weight on the show. He looks so good when I do the exit interview with him. Because I at least thought he was going to get a fit off. I thought like, okay, Cedric was going to come out with something tailored. You know what I'm saying? It was going to be a little loose on him. Cause he lost the weight from the show. He looks so good when I did the exit interview with him. That's what I'm saying. What happened Cedric? What's going on?

This is the best you can do. Bryce needs to do an It's A Look podcast. For the jury? And at the jury. Yes. And you don't like the jury not giving us nothing? No. Is it a shirt? It has a hood. Yeah. It's like a... That's a shacket. Yeah. A shacket. I don't like this shirt? You don't like the jury not giving us nothing? No! Is it a shirt? It has a hood. Yeah, it's like a... That's a shacket.

Yeah, a shacket. I don't like that. Why you wearing a shacket with shorts? Ain't wearing no cookout sandals too. Cedric! Cedric! Put some clothes on, dammit. I don't know, man.

Yo, Cedric! He's got wardrobe decisions to make. Yes. All right. Brandon Donlin, anything else coming up for you? Nothing. I'll be here. I'm going to exit out.

You do your, your, your exits. Okay. There you go. All right. Great job on the text, the survivors versus a gorilla challenge. And then Chappelle, what else is coming up for you? I'm sorry. I'm still stuck on these. I know these people going to show up for survivor 49 looking like some goddamn mid. I'm just, I just, it's too late. It's too late to get

to them. It's too late to get to them. They already out there with their raggedy wardrobe. If you are on survivor 50, get your old ass to the store and buy these clothes for the jury. If they also brought 50, they at least 35 years older than everybody else that we've seen in the recurrent seasons. From what I hear, they reach way back. What if they look younger? Then get your old ass that looks younger to the nearest store and get you some good clothes. If I see a damn tie-dye shirt on that cast, I'm going to lose it.

I'm going to put it like that. Okay. Yeah. Don't it like that. Okay. Yeah. Don't get the clothes. Stop playing. Stop playing with these people. Damn. But Rob, yeah, I got a lot going on right now. On the Nothing But Netflix podcast, Kirsten and I talked about Battle Camp. We talked about the entire thing.

First we did the premiere, then we talked about the whole thing. And Rob, it's surprisingly... Good? Kind of good. It's messy. First we did the premiere. Then we talked about the whole thing. And Rob, it's surprisingly. Good? Kind of good. It's messy. It's messy, yeah. I like that. They got some mess.

There's some hookups. Yeah. When you put too many people from too hot to handle on the same cast, you're gonna get some fireworks. There was like betrayals and backstab. And then we had some messy players. And two of the standout players are gonna be on the Netflix podcast this week

with me and Kurt. So we're going to interview Trey and QT. Yes. It's going to be a good time. My coworker QT. Yeah. So that's over on Nothing But Netflix. And then on, of course, the recap kickback, we talked about Sinners, the movie that's sweeping the nation. Everybody's talking about it. You liked it? We talked about it. So I loved it. Yeah, it was a good time. And so go check out our thoughts over there, me, Mari and our special guest Lex to talk about that. So I loved it. Yeah, it was a good time And so go check out our thoughts over there me maria and our special guest lex to talk about that and then um Come back soon for another benetflix because uh, I think we're gonna be talking about um some messy dating shows There's a there's a new show coming to netflix called, uh sneaky links Um, it's about like scandalous booty calls. And so, you know

Okay, I know it's not my brand to talk about such things, bro, but I'm gonna tiptoe into those waters just for the listeners of another Netflix. All right. Well, great job today, Chappelle. Shot out of the cannon today. I just had a lot of thoughts. I had a lot of thoughts. I'll tell you, I love a good Survivor character.

And if you're pretty one note, I can't get it. But if you start to spice it up a little bit, I'm like, okay, now that's what I was looking for. Okay? So, very excited to see what happens this week on little bit, I'm like, okay, now that's what I was looking for. Okay, so they're excited to see what happens this week on Survivor. I'm hoping for more fireworks. Okay, all right. And then thank you all so much for joining us.

I love to read your comments for Club Condo. The Club Condo audience, that they totally get the show. They're having so much fun. We'd love to hear from you. Check out my interview with Jerry Manthe coming out later on Monday as well. And then on Wednesday, I'll be back with Stephen for another week of Survivor Know-It-Alls and we'll do it all again next week. Take care everybody. Have a good one.

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