RHAP: We Know Survivor - Summer of Survivor | Survivor Match Game

Episode Date: August 15, 2024

This week, Rob Cesternino, Shannon Guss and Mike Bloom are joined by Survivors Omar Zaheer, Lindsay Dolashewich, Jaime Lynn Ruiz, J. Maya, Jake O'Kane, and Kane Fritzler to play Survivor Match Game!...

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Starting point is 00:02:37 Tonight, we play Survivor Match Game and we have an all-star Survivor panel here ready to match with my two summer of survivor co-hosts of course uh first back here with us give it up for mike bloom thrilled to be here rob i was confused i did think this was survivor snatch game and i was gonna say wow these are six very good survivor impersonators i wanted to see how good their impressions would be all right and then back here with us our chief international survivor correspondent it's shannon gus shannon how are you i'm great i'm so excited to be here to hopefully beat mike at whatever this is all i remember about
Starting point is 00:03:22 doing match game on renap three years ago was telling Stephen Fishback to say penis a lot, and he did, and he won, and that's my whole memory. So, with that, though, was that par for the course? I'm hoping to replicate that. A rare Shannon win way back when, so we'll see.
Starting point is 00:03:39 I was on the panel, actually. I invited Stephen to... Okay, well, now it's on. It's on with Mike, actually. I invited Steven to. Okay, well, now it's on. Okay. It's on with Mike. All right. So Mike and Shannon are going to be trying to match their answers to this all-star celebrity survivor panel. And this is such a fun group. Very excited to have everybody here with us. Let's say hello to one at a time.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Kane Fritzler is here. Kane, how are you? I'm good. I have a feeling that's the first and last time part of an all-star Survivor cast, so it's an honor to be here. No, Kane's saving himself for Celebrity Survivor. Yes. Very famous celebrity here with us is Kane. We're so excited to have here with us, Jamie Lynn Ruiz. Jamie, how are you? I'm doing great. I came prepared with my Mr. Sketch scented markers. If you remember these from the 90s,
Starting point is 00:04:36 it's going to bring back all of the vibes. Okay. So my favorite is grape. Yes. I'm so excited. Okay. Will you be matching up the flavors with any particular round? Yeah, that or matching with Jake's headphones because they're changing colors.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Blue, purple, pink. I like to mix it up, you know? Okay. Well, I am thrilled to have this person here with us, that she is a true wordsmith here with us to play the match game so excited for j maya oh i'm so thrilled to be here rob and you know jamie the first match of the day is my my also great marker so yes with great power comes great responsibility i just want you to remember that. Locked in already.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Worth the president mission already. Peter Marker said it once. Okay. All right. Very excited to have here with us the man with the colorful headphones is Jake O'Kane. Jake, how are you? I'm doing great. I didn't know we were doing
Starting point is 00:05:45 alliances is there like purple maca or lions right now were we supposed to pre-game rob yeah all right excited to have jake here of course uh here cockatoo bro in the chat. It's Omer Zaheer. Omer, how are you? I'm great. And I actually thought that this was the dating game, so I'm going to have to reframe everything, but I'm ready. Is that why the parrot's in frame right now, Omer?
Starting point is 00:06:18 Yes, exactly. I think Omer and I could do the newlywed game. Yes, that's what I meant. Well, dating game is more so like Bachelor number one. I'm building a shelter and I'm trying the newlywed game? Yes, that's what I meant. Is that the same thing? Well, dating a game is more so like bachelor number one. I'm building a shelter and I'm trying to figure out what substance to put.
Starting point is 00:06:31 I don't think I signed up for that, but okay, I can win that. We can do that. Shannon, the goal is to win. Yeah. All right. Well, very excited to have here with us. We had so much fun back at Marianne's wedding
Starting point is 00:06:43 a couple of months ago and we were trying to figure out, marianne's wedding a couple of months ago and we were trying to figure out okay get me on us on a podcast and okay and i think we found a great one to bring in lindsey delasso which lindsey how are you hi i am so happy to be a part of this i don't have the cool purple pen but i do have this tiki tribal council sharpie pen that i'm bringing in essence for this whole theme so i thought that was mr hanky from southpaw very close no but i can do the most when i answer it's just an effing stick my god okay
Starting point is 00:07:19 so the way this is going to work is uh that we have been working behind the scenes to come up with a bunch of Survivor match game questions. Mike and Shannon will trade off giving an answer to fill in the blank for these questions to match our celebrity panel. So in each round, Mike and Shannon will both get to go once, they will give one answer, and they will try to get up to six points by matching answers with our panel of survivor celebrities.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Are the rules clear for everybody? Shannon, does this make sense? I mean, you've explained nothing. Yes, it does. For the audience does for the audience for the audience you haven't explained so what have I not explained from your perspective okay fair enough we'll answer one question which will be like a fill in the blank yes and then all of the panelists will give an answer and we will match up to six of the answers is there is there an Australian
Starting point is 00:08:22 version of the match game no you referenced a previous match game that you were a part of, which was played with the exact same rules. Yeah, three. Do you remember what you did three years ago? Because you've once said that you don't remember what you were doing like yesterday. I don't remember the rules of a game like this.
Starting point is 00:08:38 I don't know that you would. The Australian version is didgeridoos versus dollarydoos. Yeah, they're called like this. I don't know why that feels like. I feel like it'd be like a cute little nickname like, let's play Bingus. Yes. No, it actually is apparently,
Starting point is 00:08:51 but I don't know if this is a troll. I got a notification about this that I should have had keyed up and ready to go. Apparently we have something called like blankety blank or something. Oh, it's pretty close to Bingus then. I don't know, that sounds made up, but I've never watched it.
Starting point is 00:09:03 It's Bingus adjacent. Yeah. Blankety blank. I know when we did Survivor Jeopardy this summer, the rules are a little bit more complicated. This is very straightforward. We're going to ask you a question. You give the answer. Try to make as many matches as you can. This is like Survivor Jeopardy.
Starting point is 00:09:19 I look forward to winning again by technically not following the rules. I don't even remember doing that. Did I? Was I on that? Come on. Well, you didn't show up. That's for damn sure. So Blankety Blanks was a thing.
Starting point is 00:09:34 It actually was our, it wasn't a troll. I'm so sorry, Australian Nathan, for thinking you were trolling me. That was our Australian version of Match Game. It was called Blankety Blank, 1977 to 1978. And now we learned that. Okay, well, Match Game, of course course most popularized in the 70s match game 75 i think is the clearest example though it does have a bit of a renaissance nowadays right it's the one with alec baldwin still happening i think it's a little caught up right now yeah
Starting point is 00:09:59 based on context clues i feel like that's okay probably not happening. Well, then how about this, Shannon? Okay, so how about in round one, Mike goes first and you go second. Okay, I get what's going on and I also just remembered when we did Jeopardy. Yes, and I did show up. Rude. Okay, I'm all caught up now. Mike can start, but we're all
Starting point is 00:10:20 scared on what's going on with this. Yep. Right. Okay, I just ask that the panel and Mike and Shannon avert their gaze from the chat. Invite the chat to play along and give their answers. And of course, if you're chatting along here with us, of course, we encourage you to hit that subscribe button and make sure you get everything we're doing here at RHAP, including a recap of tonight's Big Brother, which is coming live episode at 8 p.m. And then we'll have the winner of Big Brother 25.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Jag is going to be with Taryn and I live at 915 p.m. Eastern. So be on the lookout for that. All right, Mike. So we have a few rounds queued up. Each round we'll have two questions. And since you go first, you could pick. Would you like question A or question B?
Starting point is 00:11:08 So big brother. Lindsay, I don't want to trigger you with any sort of like Monty Hall thing. It feels like a dual guy getting caught up. I'll go with B. I'll go with B. Okay. Alright. Fun one to get started. Okay? Alright. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Alright. Now again, nobody blurt out an answer. Panel, you will write down with your marker and then just let us know all when you're done. Okay. All right. Here we go. For you, Mike Bloom, and we'll wait to give your answer as well. Okay? Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Tony Vlachos gets so paranoid at tribal council. How paranoid does he get? You got it. He once said, Jeff, here's my protection and pulled out his blank. Tony Vlachos gets so paranoid at tribal council, he once said, Jeff, here's my protection, and pulled out his blank. Oh, this is an interesting one. This could go in a lot of directions.
Starting point is 00:12:24 You have to love the sound of Marcus scratching. This is like tribal council is bringing everybody back. I can smell that grape coming from here. We have to mirror our cameras. Do you have to mirror your camera? Oh, I mean, I don't know. I guess we'll find out. Okay. All right. I don't know. I guess we'll find out.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Okay. All right. Panel, let me know when you are locked in. Locked in. Okay. Kane, are you good? I'm good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Kane is good. Okay. All right. Mike, Tony Vlachos gets so paranoid at Tribal Council, he once said, Jeff, here's my protection. Jake, did I do it right? I thought that was pretty good, Rob. Did I do it? I thought that was pretty good.
Starting point is 00:13:10 And pulled out his blank. His Tyler Perry idol. Okay. Okay. I was going to say Tyler Perry, someone else. Tyler Perry. Tyler Perry. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:23 So we're looking for we're looking for matches. Let me just ask before we get to it. Brandon Donlin is standing by was the MVP of putting this all together. Are we accepting Idol?
Starting point is 00:13:39 If anybody says that, Brandon, let me know. Let me know in the private chat. Brandon's going to make the call on that before we get to... I think we should... We'll accept any idol here, not just Tyler Perry idol. Okay? Okay?
Starting point is 00:13:51 Brandon says yes in the chat. All right. Let's go to Kane first, okay? Tony Vlachoski, so Paranormal Tropic Council, he once said, Jeff, here's my protection, and pulled out his blank. Okay, if you could hold up your card to the camera, tell us what you said. I respect that one answer in Stephen Fishback was, you know, penis, but I went with badge.
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Starting point is 00:14:13 Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. Badge. council for protection. Well, I'm glad I have Kane here. He pulled out his fake idol. Okay, let's just get a ruling. I feel fake idol is different than... I mean, if you ask Jamie, she doesn't pick stuff. Let me just get a ruling
Starting point is 00:14:44 from Brandon. Brandon does not count, but I love Jamie. Something that was not heard in the fire. Yes. Okay. So savage. All right. J. Maya, what did you put down?
Starting point is 00:15:00 Great question. So I was deciding between two things. The first one I thought was maybe his llama translator, which can get him out of some sticky situations when people speak llama to him. But then I thought, what actually protects them from view of other people? And I said, Spyshack. Spyshack. Oh, Spyshack.
Starting point is 00:15:19 So unfortunately, that didn't work. All right. All right, Mike. Zero so far. Oh, well, are did not work out. All right. All right, Mike. Zero so far. Oh, well, are you reading from the comments? All right. Jake, what did Tony pull out when he said, here's my protection? I mean, Tony's on the brawn tribe.
Starting point is 00:15:42 He's strong, you know. And I don't know how to spell this guy's name right now, but I said the young lad. Young lad. Okay. Can you imagine him just being in Tony's bag all the time? I mean, you know, I feel like Tony could pick up a 20-point piece.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Spencer, get in here. I mean, they do say Spencer has made some out-of-pocket comments, so I think it's just a lie. Okay. All right. Omer, can you get Mike Bloom a point? So my original gut instinct was llama penis, but I defer to...
Starting point is 00:16:14 Actually, you should Google llama orgling, all of you. We will. But I said fuzzy handcuffs. Fuzzy handcuffs. Oh, yes. I like that. We just screwed Mike so hard. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:16:27 This panel is on it. That's good. You guys are talented. How did those get in there? Okay. All right. Lindsay, you're Mike Bloom's last hope. So sorry, Mike.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I had to get all the bad answers out first, and so I wrote water bottle I just panicked alright this is already worth it I'm so happy usually I would vote that Mike has no points but I feel like I don't feel confident for myself
Starting point is 00:17:04 I think this is a rarity. Mike did change. No one's winning money. I mean, in the history of match game, I don't think I've ever encountered a moment where we got six different answers. Yes. That should be a point.
Starting point is 00:17:15 That should be a point. Listen, if it's any consolation, Survivor Match Game 2017 did not have a lot of matches either. Oh, right. Okay. It'll be a low scoring matches either. Oh, right. Okay. It'll be a low-scoring affair, maybe.
Starting point is 00:17:27 All right. So, Shannon, you have an opportunity. That should be the tagline. Yeah, maybe. It'll be a low-scoring affair. That's a great... That sells the whole thing. You guys are doing so well. Wouldn't be a first for me.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Okay. Shannon, so let's get to your question, okay? Oh, gosh. All right, here we go. Shannon, you understand the rules? You've seen it now? I've got the rules. It's fine, okay?
Starting point is 00:17:51 I just watched Mike do a question. I understand. I mean, I understood it going badly. I'm fine. Okay. All right. Round one, question for Shannon. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:02 When the new era started, Jeff used to say the monster is hungry three years later now the monster is blank oh no when the new era started, Jeff used to say the monster is hungry. Now, three years later, the monster is blank. Okay. Let's...
Starting point is 00:18:43 I still hear some markers. Okay. Let's, I still hear some markers. Okay. Looks like Jay is locked in. Kane, Jake looks good. Kane's still writing. I'm still writing too. Shannon, don't say your answer yet. Do you have your answer?
Starting point is 00:19:00 Yes. Okay. All right. Omar, I think we're just waiting on you. Can I hear it again? yes okay all right omer i think we're just waiting on you can i hear it again jeff used to say when the new era started jeff used to say the monster is hungry now
Starting point is 00:19:17 three years later the monster is blank everybody's done writing is blank. Everybody's done writing? Yes. Okay. All right, Shannon, we need an answer. I just went with the obvious in the hope that someone would do something obvious.
Starting point is 00:19:38 I just said the monster is full. Full! Oh, interesting. I was going to say, like, overdone. Okay. Let's see. Let was going to say overdone. Okay. Let's see. Let's see if there are any matches here on the panel. All right, Kane. Come on, guys.
Starting point is 00:19:51 One on. Let's start with you. When the new era started, Jeff said the monster was hungry. Now, three years later, the monster is what? Am I going first every time? We can mix it up, but usually they go in order. Okay, I'll keep it. I like it.
Starting point is 00:20:07 I'm just going full cancel here. I went the monster is production. Production. See, that was a real bait and switch because he said full to start off his answer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Production. That was. All right. Jamie. Hi. Okay. production that was alright Jamie hi okay I wanted to do an obvious one for you Shannon but I went the other way and I said the monster is dead oh
Starting point is 00:20:33 it couldn't feed the monster look at the smile on her face while she says it when did the monster die season 42 or 43 I think the monster die? Season 42 or 43? I think the monster was dead from the start. I mean, allegedly Jelinski is the monster.
Starting point is 00:20:52 He does look like a character for Monsters, Inc. Your answers are better than mine. They would have been good. They're both better answers than mine. All right. Jay, what did you put down as your answer? I feel like the monster has softened a little bit and
Starting point is 00:21:07 now the monster is just looking to win a million hearts. I don't know. Sorry, that was a ding but it's still not a point. Sorry, that was a bad job by me. No, your answers are amazing. Jake, your answers are amazing.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Okay. All right, Jake. The monster used to be hungry. What is it now? Well, now it's, I don't know if it's all the way full. This might be the Brandon Donlan ruling, but it's now eating popcorn. Eating popcorn.
Starting point is 00:21:39 The Jeff is the monster. Is eating popcorn the same as full? I'll say no. I mean, you know. It's not. I'm never full about eating popcorn. I could eat so much more popcorn every time I'm eating popcorn the same as full? I'll say no. I mean, you know. It's not. I'm never full about eating popcorn. I could eat so much more popcorn every time I'm eating popcorn. Well, we know.
Starting point is 00:21:50 We've seen Debbie Dennett on Australian Survivor. That seems to be something in your country. It's not very filling. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Omer, what's the monster now?
Starting point is 00:22:01 Okay. So I know Shannon loves Q. She won't stop talking about it. So I took a real shot in the dark here. And as we know from watching Survivor, the shot in the dark almost never hits. I said canceling Christmas. Canceling
Starting point is 00:22:15 Christmas. The Grinch is the monster? I like that. What? I didn't realize it was specifically the Grinch. Lindsay, you're the last hope for Shannon to open up a lead here in round number one. So I have been waiting to see this monster forever, but have yet to see it, so I wrote not real.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Not real. Fake news. Okay. Yes. All right, so that was a great practice round. Now we get to learn the contestants. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Okay. Now everybody's feeling it out. Now we're on the same wavelength. Someone screenshot Shannon's face right now. It's fine. Yeah. It's fine. This is just like Jeff showed you the challenge.
Starting point is 00:23:02 You got to walk. You have a walkthrough. Okay. Now we're next. We're really going to do it for got to walk, have a walk through. Okay. Now we're next. We're really going to do it for you. Now we're drawing for spots. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Rob would have won because Rob won this challenge on Amazon. It wasn't exactly this. It wasn't exactly this. Okay. I mean, you gave a bit of a match game answer to that Bushmaster question back in the Amazon.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Yeah, that was a different challenge. Yeah. Okay. So let's go to round number two. Okay. This time, Shannon, I'll give you the choice to pick. Would you like question A or question B?
Starting point is 00:23:34 I'll take A. Okay. A for awesome. All right. Awesome answers, guys. I believe in you. All right. I believe we will get one point.
Starting point is 00:23:44 I don't know if I can say that's true in this whole podcast. Should we ditch the competition? Make this a cumulative goal that we will get one answer between us the entire game? I think we should bet on if we think we'll get a point.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Okay. And then have that be the real game. Here we go. Okay. So for Shannon and our panel, vocal voce. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Vocal voce corrected Jeff that the shot in the dark only had a 16.666% chance of working, which was much higher. Than his chances. To blank. Vocal Voce. Corrected Jeff. That the shot in the dark. Only had a 16.666. Chance.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Of working. Which. Turned out to be much higher. Than his chances. had a 16.666 chance of working. Which turned out to be much higher than his chances to blank. That's like a deep cut Survivor 41 reference. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Alright, let's people are writing. Omer is smiling. It sounds like he's not trying to match up. Let me know. Let me know when everybody is locked in. Can you read it one more time, Rob?
Starting point is 00:25:19 Yes. Vocal Voce corrected Jeff that the shot in the dark only had a 16.666 chance of working, which turned out to be much higher than his chances to blank. Okay. All right. I hear a little bit of marker.
Starting point is 00:25:48 I think Jamie is just finishing up. What flavor? Lime? Oh, you beat me to it. Yes, I'm at lime. But I wanted to say real quick. So there's weird flavors now. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Can you taste them? Or, well, scent. Yeah. So one of them. So I moved to orange for a minute. And I thought it was orange like an orange, but it was nacho cheese. Oh.
Starting point is 00:26:10 So they have nacho cheese. That's disgusting. It was disgusting. I switched to the orange, citrus orange. And they also have smoky cinnamon rocket fuel. Like this is not what we had back in the day. I mean, we had the basics, but we didn't have nacho cheese. Smoky cinnamon rocket fuel. Because I know all the teenagers are like sniffing them
Starting point is 00:26:29 and they're like, what do they want? Smoky cinnamon rocket fuel. Are these Guy Fieri markers? Yeah, exactly. Okay. All right. Shannon, Vocal Voce said,
Starting point is 00:26:41 Shot in the Dark has only 16.666 chance of working much better than his chances to blank I said make the merge make the merge okay all right this is so fun
Starting point is 00:26:58 okay it really is when Rob gets to host the competitions this was your dream right yeah It really is. I love when Rob gets to host the competitions. This was your dream, right? Yeah. Yes. You're living your dream right now.
Starting point is 00:27:10 This is as good as it gets. Okay. Don't tell my wife. Kane. What? 60.666. It was better than Voce's chances to blank. So I went for a soft
Starting point is 00:27:26 ball this round because I felt a little bad about the panel going off. So I said win, which I think, you know, it's you know, you got to make the murders to win. I'm going to try for a bit for you, Shannon, but you know. Yeah. Okay. All right. Jamie.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Okay. So we locked in this time because I said Make the match! First match! Pull out the wand. Yes! No!
Starting point is 00:27:56 Yes! Thrilling! The first goal of this podcast is accomplished. Let's see if there's any stretch goals in this. Okay. All right, Jay. I also wanted to go do something that I thought
Starting point is 00:28:11 was more common sense this time. And so I went, I mind melded with Kane and I said win Survivor. Just because, you know, one out of 18. I will say though, Shot in the Dark, it's higher than you think it is. So. Yes, be careful out there.
Starting point is 00:28:29 So definitely higher than Winning Survivor. Okay, Jake. My second inclination was Make the Merge. My first one was Win. Oh, no. It was so bad. It just doesn't seem to win at all, ever. He was so far from winning.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I was going to say win. I was going to say like, like survive a tribal council. And then I remembered he did. So I changed it. Okay. All right. Omer.
Starting point is 00:29:00 What did you put there? You certainly did not put down make the merge. No. Doche did say that Tiffany was his island wife. In real life, I'm not so sure.
Starting point is 00:29:12 I said marry Tiffany. Marry Tiffany. Wait, what is that a picture of? Are they rowing in a boat? Yes, okay. It looks like she's doing something else with that but not that's not voce.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Okay. All right. And Lindsay. So I think this counts. You guys can go for debate. I wrote make it to the next episode. Make it to the next episode. That's pretty cool. So it was the next episode of the merch?
Starting point is 00:29:44 It was not. No. They never went back to the merch. Let me confirm. They don't make the merch. Had he made it to the next episode, he would have made the merch. Because they never went back to the merch.
Starting point is 00:29:54 You never know. He could have rattled it. Let me get word of... I think it's a word. It actually just makes it even more special that Jamie and I connected. Okay, all right. But Shannon, you have taken a commanding lead
Starting point is 00:30:06 in this game. One to zero over Mixmaster Mike Bloom. It's going to be very hard to beat, I think. It's going to be a hard one. Yeah. Mike, are you ready
Starting point is 00:30:21 for your question? Jamie, what's the flavor now? Cherry. we're moving on to our color okay okay good Jamie cherry for Mike lime for me that was perfect that you got out the red marker for this one because we got
Starting point is 00:30:38 a little bee question for Mike Bloom okay all right did you hear Boston Rob got into a fight on the set of Traitors 3?
Starting point is 00:30:54 This is true. They tried to get him to take off the Traitors cloak. But he said, I would if I could, but I cannot. I'm not wearing my blank.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Austin Robb got into a fight on the set of Traitor Season 3. They asked him to take off the traitor's cloak. But he said, I would. I said I would if I could. And I cannot.
Starting point is 00:31:30 I'm not wearing my blank. So many articles of clothing. I keep thinking a person's doing that on the side. I mean, technically that's the case. Okay. Boston Rob got into a fight on the set of Traders Season 3. They tried to get him to take off the Traders cloak and he said,
Starting point is 00:32:04 I would if I could, but I cannot. I'm not wearing my blank. I mean, you are going a little Kennedy with this, Rob, but I really love it. And hopefully I'll be able to kill this one as well. Hold on, hold on. Not yet.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Okay. Wait, JFK assassination joke? What, too soon? Okay. Okay. Wait, JFK assassination joke? What, too soon? Random. Okay. All right. All right, Mike. What do you got?
Starting point is 00:32:33 I mean, there is, you know, a certain below the belt direction to go, but I staved away from temptation, and I went with the biggest trademark of one, Robert Mariano, and I went with the biggest trademark of one Robert Mariano and I went with the hat. Okay. Hat. And I went with a very large brim. Did not go full bloom. Does actually kind of look like Boston Rob's grave. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Alright. Mike is sort of dark tonight. Okay. Alright. Kane. Rob would not take off the trader's cloak because he's not wearing his blank. Can you cue me in with the little thing? Can you say a thing? I would.
Starting point is 00:33:12 I said I would if I could, but I cannot. I'm not wearing my... Accent. And then as they take it off, he drops the Boston accent. Whoa. Whoa. That's a negative on the match, unfortunately. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's a no. It's his real accent. It's negative on the match, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:33:28 Okay, Jamie, Boston Rob was not wearing his blank. Boston hat. Boston hat. Oh, Jamie. You give it, you take it away. You can always count on me for a basic answer, so let's stay on the same wavelength. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Thank you, Cherry. And thank you, Jay. All right. So we're all tied up one to one now. Okay, Jay. Boston Rob was not wearing his what? I should have said hat. I said his Boston Red Sox.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Boston Red Sox. Sorry, Jay keeps throwing me off. Boston Red Sox. That's right. Thank you. Sorry, Jake keeps throwing me off. Okay. All right. Jake. I said Sox hat. There we go.
Starting point is 00:34:15 There you go. I got to say Sox hat because I know at least Jake will get it. Yes. I got you. Okay. Oh, no. Homer. Boston Rob wasn't wearing his what?
Starting point is 00:34:26 Well, firstly, I want Jake to also drop his accent. Let's see what that sounds like. And B, everyone says he's the little B hat, but he started with a little P hat for the Patriots. That's true. I think we're going to accept hat. I did just write hat. Yeah. And he wrote a B on your hat.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Okay. Some say a B is just a P just write hat. Yeah. And you wrote a B on your hat. Okay. Some say a B is just a P with a but. Yeah. Who said that? Who? Except you right now. Is it a pun?
Starting point is 00:34:56 Depends on how you look at it. Yeah. Okay. All right. Lindsay. Boston Robbins. I also stayed above the belt. Yes. And I would if I could, but I didn't have my muscle tank
Starting point is 00:35:05 and gold chain. Oh, no. He knows a jersey. Yeah, I said two. Good. Nice. It's good. Good.
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Starting point is 00:37:22 I remember this one time we were on tour. We didn't have any guitar picks and we didn't have time to go to the store, so we placed an order on Prime, and it got there the next day, ready for the show. Whatever you're into, it's on Prime. Let's begin round number three. Okay, Shannon, I'll give you the option. Would you like to pick to go first or go second I'll go second
Starting point is 00:37:48 okay all right Mike so question one or question two A or B okay I will go with I'll go with 1A this time okay 1A here we go all right in Survivor 43 Cody
Starting point is 00:38:04 showed his tattoo of L-I-V-I-N on his butt. Jelinski was so impressed, he just got S-E-V-E-N on his blank. Oh. Cody showed that too of L-I-V-I-N on his butt. Jelinski was so impressed he just got
Starting point is 00:38:38 S-E-V-E-N on his blank. Oh, man. Just go for it, Mike. Go. Got S-E-V-E-N on his blank. All right. Let me know everybody's locked in. Locked in. on his plank. Alright.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Let me know if everybody's locked in. Jamie, what marker do we move to? I move to black licorice. Okay. And I love it. This is another iconic one.
Starting point is 00:39:16 It's bringing back the feels. That's what Jeff gave them, right? You know, it's weird. I don't really like I don't like black licorice the food but the smell is really good. Jamie, if your answers get less basic, we know that you sniffed.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Too much. All right, Mike, you famously once got a survivor tattoo. Exactly. Yes. It is famously system markets. I don't know where that was going. I mean, that would explain a lot. All right. So, you know, sometimes,
Starting point is 00:39:53 and I'm sure all these people can speak to this, when you go on a journey in Survivor, you go there and you're like, I'm not going to do this. I swear I'm not going to do that. I value my vote. I value my place in the game. But then you get to that puzzle or that sorting of seasons and you're you just you just gotta go for it in that moment you gotta take the swing you gotta play like it's your second time playing the survivor match game and so i did it people i uh I'm excited to see if you don't get six
Starting point is 00:40:30 because I can't think of what someone else might say otherwise. Okay, let's see. Let's see what the panel had to say. Okay, Kane. Zielinski was so impressed he got S-E-V-E-N on his blank.
Starting point is 00:40:47 I wanted to say penis, but I didn't know how to say it. Cool, I knew it. I'm so sorry. I went forehead. Forehead. Forehead means four, also, for Jelinski. Yeah, I just put four. I just put four. It's all right. I just put four.
Starting point is 00:41:05 He spelled it number forehead. Yeah. Then maybe for Mike, that might have been a match. Okay. All right. Jamie. Hi. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:15 I actually have to cover part of it because it might be really bad. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Several fingers. Several fingers. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Wait. I want to see the picture is that or is that hold on okay how do you mean I'm thinking I mean okay you're matching Mike okay I wasn't sure if you're like one two three four five six several okay finger but now I get it
Starting point is 00:41:42 got it you refer to it out the seven finger, but now I get it. Got it. They often do refer to it as the seven finger. Jamie, I want to see it. Show us a picture in black licorice. Yeah. My God. Seven. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Of course, my God. Like a rocket ship. That man never saw a breath in his life. Okay. Okay, seven rocket ship. All right. Jay, Jelinski got S-E-V-E-N tattooed where? Okay. All right. Jay. Jelinski got S-E-V-E-N tattooed where?
Starting point is 00:42:09 I'm so mad because I wanted to write his legend, but I wrote forehead. Forehead. Okay. I was thinking forehead might have been my secondary option. Okay. That's crazy that one person, let alone two people, said forehead. I know. Maybe four will. We have a side game going on. Okay. Yeah's crazy that one person, let alone two people, said forehead. I know.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Maybe four will. We have a side game going on. Okay. Can I win? I'm mad to my crazy out here. Jelinski's tattoo is where? You know, I know Jelinski respects legends, so I think he'd copy Cody. His butt.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Don't fix it. It ain't broken. His butt. His tank. Don't fix it. It ain't broken. His hourglass. I maintain that the butt is where I would get a tattoo. Like, that's a good place to get a tattoo. No one will see it. Do it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Rob didn't know how to answer. He just stammered and then was like, yep, moving on. I mean, if you show people like Cody did, then they'll see it. But mostly people wouldn't even see it. So if he was like a dare, I'd go butt. That's just what I'm saying. I dare you to get your butt. Out of context, you know what to do.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Okay. Cockatoo boy. I said dignity. He got a CP. Dignity. Are you matching with Mike? Is that what you're saying? Is that what you're going for?
Starting point is 00:43:28 I think so. I suppose. No, Omar, tell the truth. Did you say penis or not? No, this is his legacy. Oh, that is funny. Sorry, that was not a match. It wasn't a match trying to claim dignity of penis.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Look, sometimes there's a euphemism and we have to just check. It certainly wouldn't have been dignity. Cat knows what dignity is. Lindsay. I went below the belt. Said Shaft.
Starting point is 00:43:57 My own rule coming back to bite me. My penis rule. Yes. I almost wrote penis Yeah, okay Alright, so Mike picks up two points And that'll get him up to five
Starting point is 00:44:11 Five to one Okay, but I thought he got three Yeah, I got two I got Jamie and Lindsay Oh, is that it? I thought more people said yes We got two
Starting point is 00:44:22 We got two foreheads We got a butt And we got it You've been with this concept of dignity, apparently. Okay, all right. All right, but now, Shannon, you have a chance to pick up some ground here with this question. Are you ready? No, I feel sad.
Starting point is 00:44:39 At first, Mike and I were cumulatively trying to get one point, And then Mike, rudely, is on like five points. Okay. Well, you have a chance to make up some ground. I think there's going to be a clean sweep on this one. Okay. All right. Stop supporting me, Mike. It makes it harder to hate you.
Starting point is 00:44:56 All right. Okay. Don't get on tilt, Shannon. Okay. All right. Here we go. Jeff Probst is getting pretty spicy at Tribal Council. Okay. All right. Here we go. Jeff Probst is getting pretty spicy at
Starting point is 00:45:08 Tribal Council. Instead of popcorn, he just gave them a bowl of blank. Jeff Probst, he's getting pretty spicy at
Starting point is 00:45:24 Tribal Council. Instead of popcorn, he just gave them a bowl of blank. They should do like, maybe Jeff should transform transform tribal council into hot ones. Maybe even bowls of Yes, okay Shannon are you have your answers. Is the panel locked in? No, I'm not locked in. Okay. Guys, come on. Please don't embarrass me in front of the people. In front of the chat.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Okay. Okay. My chat. All right. Let me know when everybody's good. Jamie, what is that? The pink marker is what? Basic watermelon. All right. Let me know when everybody's good. Jamie, what is that? The pink marker is what?
Starting point is 00:46:28 Basic watermelon. Oh. Basic watermelon. Basic watermelon. Is there another type of watermelon? It's a regular watermelon. Are they insulting watermelon by calling it basic? Well, basic as in the basic colors. The basic line.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Oh. Oh. Traditional. So you'll know. So like think of watermelon in the Mr. Sketch. That's what it is really far up your nose are you gonna be okay
Starting point is 00:46:47 she's doing great she's gotten matches in three out of the past four rounds or like four out of the five okay all right Shannon Jeff Pops is getting pretty spicy at tribal council instead of popcorn he just gave them a bowl Shannon, Jeff Pops is getting pretty spicy at Tribal Council.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Instead of popcorn, he just gave them a bowl of what? Yeah, no shade to your new era, but I said a bowl of advantages. Oh. Okay. That's good. Why are you looking at me like that? Is that not the new era? A bowl of advantages.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Okay. 44 pre-merge was that. Okay. So they all get a shot at the job. That was a cage, Shannon, not a bowl. All right. Okay. Kane. Jeff is getting so spicy at Tribal Council.
Starting point is 00:47:38 He just gave them a bowl of what? So there seems to be a lot of different interpretations of what spicy could mean. Rocking around in the chat. I went for a very little one and I said hot sauce. Hot sauce. There's other interpretations
Starting point is 00:47:56 of the word spicy. I'm excited to see if they come out. Jamie, you've been the ultimate matchmaker so far tonight. Can you help out Shannon? I wanted to do like Sour Patch. First, they're sweet, then they're sour. Or first, they're sour, then they're sweet.
Starting point is 00:48:11 But I said bowl of worms, but gummy worms. Because it would be funny if he brought out real worms and then he was like, just kidding, gummy worms. I love the two-stage rocket of Jamie's answer. Here's the initial one, and then... Yeah, come on. But that is not a match. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Okay. All right, Jay. Jay Maia's got me. You know, I think I might got you. I think I might got you. Really? I said a bowl of shots, and then in the dark. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:44 That counts. I think... Let me double check with... Danny and Zonage's idols. Let me ask Omer. Is a shot in the dark an advantage? Yes, it is. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:56 All right. That is not. No, it's great. That's a down. I would count that. Okay. All right. We're going to give Shannon a point on that.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Okay. There we go. All right. We're going to give Shannon a point on that. Okay. All right. Jake. Spicy Jeff. Give him a bowl of what? You know, this food could be spicy and I'm pretty sure Jeff has been pretty spicy around it. I'm going two and a half, man.
Starting point is 00:49:20 I'm singing. That's good. I wasn't even thinking that. Oh, that is really good. I'm picturing it now. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:34 All right. Omer, Spicy Jeff gave them a bowl of what? Some could say that this is an advantage for men. I said challenges that send more women. Yeah. No, Jeff loves that. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Are you on the right show? He's vibing. Okay. I don't know what we're trying to do here. All right. Then Lindsay, do you have a match for Shannon? Do you want to know what we're trying to do here? Alright. Then Lindsay, do you have a match for Shannon? I have a close match
Starting point is 00:50:11 for Jamie. I thought that maybe he would want some more interesting viewership, so I wrote weed gummies. That would be a fun episode. That would be spicy.
Starting point is 00:50:26 That would be spicy. Yes, Jay? Oh, I was about to say spicy cinnamon rocket fuel would have also been a good answer. A bowl of scented markers. It would be an advantage in the game. I'm just saying. What if when everyone goes to vote, they all have a different scented marker and a lot
Starting point is 00:50:46 of the voting group confessionals are just people sniffing and being like, great. Yeah. That would be good. Okay, so we only have... The marker is a sub-story. My mouth is watering thinking about that, like going up to Bo and being like... What's the blue one, Jamie?
Starting point is 00:51:02 Blueberry. This is so iconic. It smells so good. If they could get the mockers to sponsor it. Violet Beauregard, I thought. It's giving Violet. It's giving Violet, Violet. Alright. We have one more round to go.
Starting point is 00:51:19 And so, it is five to two. I think we should have Mike. It's five to two? He got five? Yes, right? Yes. I think we should have Mike go first because I think the chances that he would
Starting point is 00:51:33 mathematically eliminate Shannon are small. But if Shannon goes first and doesn't get three, then the game would mathematically be over. That's true. All right. So, Mike, for our final round, okay?
Starting point is 00:51:48 Should... Oh, I was going to say, should the matches be worth two, but then Mike could mathematically eliminate you if he does well. So let's... Sure.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Sure. Okay, Mike, would you like question A or question B? Oh, I will go... I'll go A again. Okay. All right. I believe Mike's going to go A again. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:52:06 I believe Mike's going to win on Venus. This is our only question that involves a member of our panel. Okay. Great news. Omer has been selected to be in the first theme season of the new era. to be in the first theme season of the new era. The season is Brains
Starting point is 00:52:31 versus Brawn versus Blank. Omer is going back to Survivor to play in the first themed season of the new era. It's Brains versus Brawn
Starting point is 00:52:50 versus Blank. Careful, Lindsay. Can I make this my ringtone? Yeah. I'll send it to you. Move over, Chapel Roan. This is the song of the summer. Okay. Chapel. Chapel.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Alright. Is everybody locked in? We. Okay. And, all right. So, Mike, what did you put down as your answer? Caw-caw! Bird, baby!
Starting point is 00:53:39 Oh, no, they're all going to do birds. Uma doesn't have something else to do. All right. Could have something else to do. All right. Could have done chaste angels. We'll see. This panel is not predictable. That much is clear.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Kane. Omer is going to be on brains versus brawn versus what? When you first meet Omer, you think he's all birds. Everybody thinks he's all birds, but there's a deeper layer to Omer. So I said brains versus brawn versus rude. Rude. Rude.
Starting point is 00:54:19 That is such a fun reveal. That's also a season that I want to see. Someone gift that. I want that to be my new reaction to something. I just love that. It felt like you think, you know, I know he's very rude.
Starting point is 00:54:38 I mean, just imagine Jeff roast being like brains tribe. You tested the highest IQ is Braun tribe. You're the strongest. Rude Tribe. Rude Tribe would have some epic tribals, okay? Truly. Would you just drop and end it yelling at Probst?
Starting point is 00:54:56 Go home. Goodbye. Okay. All right, Jamie. Omer is going to be in the first theme season. It's Brains versus brawn versus what? You can always count on me for a basic answer. Bird.
Starting point is 00:55:11 There we go. Okay. That's my earlier happiness. All right. Jay. Omer, I just know you and me, me we gotta stick together because we're i thought you were going with breath i had changed my answer that's so much better much better.
Starting point is 00:55:50 The final season of Survivor was just announced today. Hey, they did cook islands. They did cook islands. Yeah, we didn't have any ones. Now it's Bonnie's time. We're going here. It's cook islands, but only one tribe is raised based and everything else.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Okay, Jake. Omer's going back for the theme of brain versus brawn versus what? It's about 45 birds. There we go. I am mathematically eliminated. No, you could get a clean sweep. I don't think Omer wrote clean sweep. I don't think Elmer wrote down birds. I don't think he did.
Starting point is 00:56:29 No. I actually wrote down something very close to canes. It rhymes with rude. It's prudes. Prudes. Wow. The only tribe to wear buffs is a chastity belt. The doors they've opened. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Rude versus rude would also be a sick season. Yeah. Rude versus rude. Rude versus rude. Green light that tomorrow. Shannon, can we cast next week?
Starting point is 00:57:03 Rude versus rude. Why is Over Omar the captain of both tribes? Omar's the only one who shows up this season. Omar starts on Predemption Island and has to earn his way back. He's on Island of the Idols. They have a giant statue of him.
Starting point is 00:57:22 Two statues. Alright. Lindsay, you could ice this They have a giant statue of him. Two statues. All right. Lindsay, you could ice this for Mike right now. Lindsay, change it if you did. So I went the obvious route. Okay, birds. I've got some easy questions. I hate to be like classic me and complain, but Brandon.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Okay. All right. So. All right. So, all right. So the score is nine to two. Shannon cannot get seven points in this round. I would be willing to Mike, if you are, if you are able that we didn't have to update the graphics to winner and loser already. I didn't even finish talking yet.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Yeah. Yeah, Sam. Brandon's mad at me in the private chat. He says I picked the letter that I wanted and that it's true. Okay. We're having so much fun. I don't want it to end yet. I am
Starting point is 00:58:18 willing to, Mike, if you're up for it, we do this last question for Shannon and let her points be worth double. No, I don't need your charity. So if she gets three matches here, she can still, she can still, I'm sorry, she would need four, what? I can't do simple math.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Four matches, four matches to win. It's like a handicap in golf. She'd have to get four out of six matches with the panel to win. Okay, listen, I watched the charity. I watched the rice. I know how this works. How about we negotiate one and a half points? So how many would you... Clean sweep?
Starting point is 00:58:51 Round four instead. Yeah, then I would need, what, five? It's doable. Okay. Wow. At this point, we're just giving me charity to make up for the disparity of being me.
Starting point is 00:59:05 You've been so bad at every game they've played. It's not your fault. Yeah. Now it's like I have to start with a head start every time just for being who I am. Can I have this in the draft?
Starting point is 00:59:15 I want six draft picks. Okay. It's kind of like ironic that Shannon talked crap about advantages and now we're just like, you know, just...
Starting point is 00:59:21 Yeah. He's like a ball in the garbage. Classic case in a ball of the cribbages. Classic case of a baller at a mailbox. Yeah, okay. That was to a detriment. I was being sympathetic. In the spirit of fun,
Starting point is 00:59:35 I say one and a half points for Shannon for each match. I like it. Okay. Let's do some bogey math. Panel, you're good? Everybody's good with that? Let's run it back
Starting point is 00:59:45 for one more question okay all right it's time and a half all right here we go we've got all right some a friend of of Omer and Lindsay okay all right
Starting point is 01:00:01 tenacious Tori yes had a plan to bond with the kids around Harry Potter. But it backfired when she showed Zach her blank. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:00:22 I don't know how I'm going to penis relate at this one. Tenacious Tori had a plan to bond with the kids around Harry Potter. But it backfired. This is the hardest question. This is so hard. Zach. You know what? It's so hard.
Starting point is 01:00:41 She should get three points for the answer. I was like, how are we going to do penis? And then I thought we might go to like a, okay. It's so much harder than Omer's birds question. Well, I actually love the panel for validating. I got the clear penis. You got to concentrate on an answer right now. Did you just say I have a clear penis?
Starting point is 01:01:00 Wait, can you repeat the question one more time? Tenacious Tori's plan to bond with the kids around Harry Potter backfired when she showed Zack her blank. Also, can you name one person, Brandon Donlan, that has called Tori Tenacious Tori? Find one place on the internet. Yeah, do you have another T adjective to describe Tori?
Starting point is 01:01:23 They like to use alliteration on match game. Taboo Tori. Yes. Yes. To bond with the kids around Harry Potter. Backfired when she showed Zach her blank.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Okay, hold on. Jamie, what marker are we on to? We have moved on to Apple. Classic Apple on to Apple. Classic Apple. Classic Apple. This is yummy. It's like a green apple.
Starting point is 01:01:52 You should start a channel, Jamie, where you just... I wouldn't say taste test, send in markers. Right? Like the YouTubers that are like the unboxing of toys. Yes, rip markers.
Starting point is 01:02:05 I'm still on tenacious Tori like my ass, Brandon. Alright. Everybody's locked in? Okay, Shannon. Okay. What do you... What did you put down as your answer for Tori's plan to bond
Starting point is 01:02:23 with the kids around Harry Potter backfired when she showed Zach her blank? I think you could see the wheels turning as I vocally spoke out. She's a woman. How to do penis. How Harry Potter. I went with magic wand. Okay. That's the one.
Starting point is 01:02:39 This isn't a question about Jamie. Alright. Let's see. One and a half about Jamie. All right. Let's see. One and a half points for Shannon. Okay. Kane. Tori's plan backfired to bond about Harry Potter, but she showed Zach her what?
Starting point is 01:02:58 I don't have a bing for you. I didn't say magic wand. I said chamber of secrets. I didn't say magic wand. I said chamber of secrets. Oh, God. Fair enough. Fair enough.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Went to the second book. That feels like instead of... Yeah, we didn't specify which book. I will never hear that word another way other than that now anytime I hear chamber of secrets. That feels like the name for Ghost Island on Pruse versus Rude to go to the Chamber of Secrets. Terrible Tori.
Starting point is 01:03:29 All right, Jamie. Okay, she showed him her very demure, very mindful, very cutesy side part. Oh, Jamie.
Starting point is 01:03:43 That's a dead giveaway, right? If you miss any of those matches, it's up and down. It's right there. It's right there. I actually now have been mathematically ruled out even with the charity. I feel like, okay, it's fine.
Starting point is 01:03:56 All right, but let's play out the script. Let's see. We're having a really good time. We're having fun. It might not be as bad of a score at the end. Yeah, let's see. All right, Jade. I just need to lose with dignity. having fun. It might not be as bad of a score at the end. Yeah, let's see. All right, Jade.
Starting point is 01:04:07 And I hate to add on to what's happening. But I won't, because I said one. Yay! My Maya is a real victory. I'm a master.
Starting point is 01:04:21 I was picking up what you were putting down. All right. Jake. Let's help Shannon out. Whoa. All right. Whoa. All right. Over. Well, my first reaction
Starting point is 01:04:38 was to say Bible, but I wanted Shannon to get the point. So I said eye roll. And then Lindsay. Oh, I second with the eye roll. Yes. This turned into a family feud all of a sudden.
Starting point is 01:05:02 I'm like, what's the most funny thing you've ever heard? Okay, all right. So let's add them up. So we got what? Three points there for Shannon and all of a sudden. What's the most funny thing you've ever heard? Let's add them up. We got three points there for Shannon and one and a half, so it ends up being close. Closer. This was so fun. I don't know if there's some of the other ones.
Starting point is 01:05:18 I only got two. One and a half points, right? Am I crazy? She got two. I thought I got three. And so she got up to five. Okay. Can I ask Brandon to come on?
Starting point is 01:05:33 Yeah. Okay. Let me ask Brandon in. Hold on. Let me see. Okay. I got to bring him on. I thought I could do it himself.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Okay. Brandon, great work. Are there any of the other rejected questions that we can read or we save that for a patron show down the road? Do you want to do that? We don't have to do that. We don't have to play them. I'm just saying that we want to just that? We don't have to do that. We don't have to play them. I'm just saying that could we do we want to just read them?
Starting point is 01:06:08 Yeah, I mean, I can read can I read the one about the you can read what you can read anything you want. You're sure? Yes. Okay, this is this was these are rejected match game questions that we did not put it onto the show. I'm obsessed with this. Yes.
Starting point is 01:06:23 What was rejected with the things that you chose? Nick Wilson. There's no question. You don't even have to finish the question. Yeah, I got it. Okay. Can we finish it? That's enough.
Starting point is 01:06:42 I think people got it. Easy. It's a really good question. I can't got it. Easy. It's a really good question. I can't stress enough how good the question is. But it's... You posted it in the chat. Private chat. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:58 Are we really not hearing it? What else was... I'm looking through the Wait why didn't you say it Brandon Rob expressly told him not to Say it I think you get it without even having to ask the question Whatever the question is
Starting point is 01:07:15 It's not going to live up to whatever's in your head Yeah I'll send it in a private chat here and we can all react to it Oh I like that Can we do that That's okay. That's fine. It's like when they show commercials for a horror movie on the audience.
Starting point is 01:07:30 This is, this is everybody turn your eyes to the chat. This is the question. Jesus. Any other favorites, Brandon? any other favorites Brandon can we do the is the Roxroy question I think that's fine it is fine okay
Starting point is 01:07:53 Roxroy is so off the grid how often is he this show the circle was about blank that's good. What would we say to that? We were trying to give you all a chance to get some matches. The circus, hula hoops.
Starting point is 01:08:15 I was going math, geometry, who knows. The earth. You have another favorite? I'm looking. Jeff gives out so much pizza at the Survivor Reunion show. He wanted to add a blank to Tribal Council. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:33 Like a tax? You want to do the Caleb question? Oh, yeah, of course. We didn't want it to be too triggering for J. Maya. I was about to say. We were too low in the document. Hold on one second. I had that and I'm not. We didn't want it to be too triggering for J. Maya. How many questions do I have? I was about to say. We were too low in the document. Hold on one second.
Starting point is 01:08:48 I had that and I lost it. We're getting there. Pizza sounded really close to penis when you started it, by the way. Mm-hmm. Jeff brings out so much penis. You ate too much penis. I don't have, I think I deleted off the,
Starting point is 01:09:02 you remember it. Yeah, it's, yeah. I don't have it. I think I deleted it off the rock. You remember it. Yeah. That Caleb was so excited when he first showed up to Survivor, when he thought he could trade in his vote for a blank. I blew it.
Starting point is 01:09:20 I blew it. Caleb was so excited when he heard about the shot in the dark. I get to trade in my vote for a blank. That's what it was. And it would have crushed if we did it during the game. Yeah, that would have been a start. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:09:33 Well, thank you to our amazing panel. This was so much fun that I hope that the audience enjoyed this one as much as I did because this was just incredible. I loved it. Thank you all for being here. Let me just say thanks to everybody personally.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Jay, anything you want people to check out? Me? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah. This is so nice. Well, check out Rob has the podcast which you are doing. No, they already checked it out. What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:10:09 You got legitimate. You were in Vogue. Yeah. You're pretty good. Yes. What are we doing? That is so nice. I have my, oh my gosh.
Starting point is 01:10:17 This is actually, I have not announced this yet. I'm going to announce this on my Instagram on Friday. But my next single, Gladiators, comes out on September 6thth and i have my album dropping somewhat soon so wow it's all happening it's all happening and uh i i'm just reviewing all the things but um if you like survivor and like the world of survivor i think maybe you'd want to
Starting point is 01:10:40 check out the album when it comes out and I don't know, maybe there's some fun little Easter egg things there. Thank you guys so much. Thanks for shouting me out. I really appreciate it. Yes. Uh, thank you. And thank you for playing tonight. Uh, Jamie, thank you for bringing all your markers in and making so many matches. Uh, what could people check out that you're doing? in and making so many matches. What could people check out that you're doing? Ooh, what am I doing?
Starting point is 01:11:10 J. Maya is hard to follow up. I am doing, oh, I'm getting my fall gardens ready. Oh, please check out the Foundry Soul. They, we run, we started a nonprofit for yoga. And so all of the donations allow us to provide teacher training for people that wouldn't, um, for underserved communities and also memberships, et cetera.
Starting point is 01:11:32 We're giving yoga back to, um, our community. So I love, um, that's like my primary focus. Yes. All right.
Starting point is 01:11:40 Well, Jamie, thank you so much for being here. So much fun. It was so fun. Glad we got to do this. Lindsay, so happy that we being here. So much fun. Thank you. It was so fun. Glad we got to do this. Lindsay, so happy that we got you here on a podcast. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:11:49 I'm very excited to have been able to play today. This was fun. Yeah. Hope we can go to more because I really like this. Okay. Well, we should play more games like this. Lindsay, what do you want people to check out from you? Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:02 So I could be lame and I can mention my business, which is nutrition counseling. I take insurance. I feel like nutrition is a right everyone has to learn, not a luxury expense. So I really love to help teach people navigate.
Starting point is 01:12:16 But on another end, one of my things I bought with my survivor winnings was a blob. The blob, yes. I need to sell it. Anybody who would like it, please DM me. Apparently, I needed a permit where I
Starting point is 01:12:30 had it, if anyone knows a large camp on a lake. Do you want to explain what the blob is? So, a blob is a very large blow-up thing that you have on a lake. One person sits on the edge of it, and then there's a tall staircase or whatever platform
Starting point is 01:12:45 that somebody else then jumps off and it propels that person on the edge into the water. It is the coolest thing ever. Google it or watch the movie Heavyweights. Yes, that's where I learned it from. That was my dream.
Starting point is 01:12:58 Lindsay, you should ask Hunter if he wants to buy it for their lake there. They have a really cool big lake that has all of this. See, we're networking. Yes, it has been barely used. It is in mint condition.
Starting point is 01:13:08 It is amazing. So yes, I will reach out to Hunter. And if anyone else is interested in the blob, first come, first serve. DM me. I do not want to do the blob. I just want to make it. If I could not do the blob, that would be nice.
Starting point is 01:13:19 You just sit on the end, Brandon. It'd be fun. I've done that before and that didn't work either. It's great people watching. You could just be the audience. I thrive in that role. That would be... That could have been a question on Match Game of what
Starting point is 01:13:32 Lindsay bought with the money and no one would have ever gotten involved in the blog. No one ever would have guessed that. Okay, Omer, you had so many great answers tonight. You're getting ready to go back on Survivor for Brains. Rudes versus Rudes versus Brown.
Starting point is 01:13:54 That's the theme to really bring back the show on, in my opinion. I also have had a nutritional consult from Lindsay, and she's very good and very professional. So check her out. She taught me the basics because I needed the basics. I drink more water. I pee all the time now. I'm putting down a chicken on Friday.
Starting point is 01:14:14 Like for lunch. So you have dinner for Saturday? No. Why are you waiting? I can't tell them when. It's misery. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, not much.
Starting point is 01:14:30 Just work and play on our hat. Okay. JT could come in and do it. No problem. I'm really sad. No. All right. Jake, what's coming up for you?
Starting point is 01:14:43 Yeah, I mean, keep the good times rolling. If anyone's looking to get divorced in eastern Massachusetts, you know. I don't want to be divorced. What a panel. You could have a blog. You could be nutritious, and you could be divorced. I don't think we've ever seen plugs devolve into Craigslist listings.
Starting point is 01:15:08 Oh my God. Yeah, this is great. Okay. And then what about for you, Kane? I'm putting down chicken tube. That's personal.
Starting point is 01:15:20 I run surviving the dice. I played D and D with survivor players, including a few of you have risked my table. So we're released on Mondays for the rest of the fall. If you want to come listen to these people play D&D. And then I'm also a divorce attorney, except in Calgary, Alberta. So if you're on the other side of the continent,
Starting point is 01:15:36 you know, Jake and I refer people all the time. Imagine there were two married people, one living in Boston, one living in Alberta, and that you were representing each of the spouses. Let me tell you, it happens way more often than you think. Wow. Also, how does Rob know where Calgary is? That's so impressive. Geography king.
Starting point is 01:15:59 Look, I talk to people all over the world in my line of work, Homer. Okay. All right. And then Shannon, what's coming up for you? I mean, I don't want to follow any of that. I just do stupid podcasts.
Starting point is 01:16:13 I mean, compared to what I got nothing. Summer survivor here every week. That's it. Okay. We'll join us again next Wednesday. Next week. Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:22 We should, we should say though, we, we do need an idea for next week. We do. Don't say it like that. Don't say it like that. We're giving them the opportunity to vote, not to vote,
Starting point is 01:16:32 but to tell us what they want to see in our last real category next week. Okay. I do want to see another wand off because I had one I wanted to submit but never made. You can send it in. You can still send it in. I hate everything about Nami made and it was you could still send it i hate everything about nami and it's my venus okay and also uh we went the whole show without even
Starting point is 01:16:53 mentioning that our survivor 50 ultimate fan poll is going over 15 000 people have voted if you have not done so yet what are you waiting for uh many fine folks uh that are in the mix to go back to go play on survivor 50 go to rob's website.com vote 50 to make your voice heard mike uh the voting closes on friday and then you'll have an announcement after that yeah so right now uh we got a list of 200 plus lovely individuals from the history of survivor and you get a chance to vote for 20 of them basically like creating your own dream cast out of the uh the ones that are available the top 50 vote getters will then move on to the next round i'll be making that announcement on monday of the finalists and then we do it all over again you vote for your 20 and then on summer of
Starting point is 01:17:46 survivor not the not the coming two weeks from tonight after yes on the 28th will be our you know grand finale as we will officially announce the cast of survivor 50 wishlist edition as voted on by you but yeah this has been an absolutely astounding response to it from the fans, from the players themselves. So thank you to everybody that has voted so far. Keep on voting. Register to vote as well in other places too. That's also incredibly important, but happy to serve as a nice- I think you only need a Gmail address to register to vote for this.
Starting point is 01:18:18 Yeah, it's a little bit easier by comparison and in some regions. But yeah, if you haven't yet, be sure to get in those initial votes. Again, those are due in about 36 hours from now. And yeah, other than that, I am doing some Big Brother coverage as usual for Parade, starting to get into the Challenge coverage. And there might be some stuff coming up on the horizon. On Monday, there's a little show called The Anonymous
Starting point is 01:18:40 that is dropping on USA. We might have a little something to talk about the premiere of that very ubiquitous show, the newest reality crop coming up. Okay, and stay tuned for Big Brother. Tonight we'll be live at 9.15 p.m. Eastern with Jack.
Starting point is 01:18:56 Hope you join us then. Take care, everybody. Have a good one. Bye.

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