RHAP: We Know Survivor - Summer of Survivor | Survivor Match Game
Episode Date: August 15, 2024This week, Rob Cesternino, Shannon Guss and Mike Bloom are joined by Survivors Omar Zaheer, Lindsay Dolashewich, Jaime Lynn Ruiz, J. Maya, Jake O'Kane, and Kane Fritzler to play Survivor Match Game!...
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Hey everybody, what's going on?
Rob Sestranino back here for a night of Summer of Survivor that I've been looking forward to all summer long.
Tonight, we play Survivor Match Game
and we have an all-star Survivor panel here
ready to match with my two
summer of survivor co-hosts of course uh first back here with us give it up for mike bloom
thrilled to be here rob i was confused i did think this was survivor snatch game and i was
gonna say wow these are six very good survivor impersonators i wanted to see how good their impressions would be all right and then back
here with us our chief international survivor correspondent it's shannon gus shannon how are you
i'm great i'm so excited to be here to hopefully beat mike at whatever this is all i remember about
doing match game on renap three years ago was telling Stephen Fishback to say
penis a lot, and he did, and he won, and
that's my whole memory.
So, with that, though,
was that par for the course?
I'm hoping to replicate that.
A rare Shannon win way back
when, so we'll see.
I was on the panel, actually.
I invited Stephen to... Okay, well, now it's on.
It's on with Mike, actually. I invited Steven to. Okay, well, now it's on. Okay.
It's on with Mike.
All right.
So Mike and Shannon are going to be trying to match their answers to this all-star celebrity survivor panel.
And this is such a fun group.
Very excited to have everybody here with us. Let's say hello to one at a time.
Kane Fritzler is here. Kane,
how are you? I'm good. I have a feeling that's the first and last time part of an all-star Survivor cast, so it's an honor to be here. No, Kane's saving himself for Celebrity Survivor.
Yes. Very famous celebrity here with us is Kane. We're so excited to have here with us,
Jamie Lynn Ruiz.
Jamie, how are you?
I'm doing great.
I came prepared with my Mr. Sketch scented markers.
If you remember these from the 90s,
it's going to bring back all of the vibes.
Okay.
So my favorite is grape.
Yes.
I'm so excited.
Okay.
Will you be matching up the flavors with any particular round?
Yeah, that or matching with Jake's headphones because they're changing colors.
Blue, purple, pink.
I like to mix it up, you know?
Okay.
Well, I am thrilled to have this person here with us, that she is a true wordsmith here with us to play the
match game so excited for j maya oh i'm so thrilled to be here rob and you know jamie
the first match of the day is my my also great marker so yes with great power comes great
responsibility i just want you to remember that.
Locked in already.
Worth the president mission already.
Peter Marker said it once.
Okay.
All right.
Very excited to have here with us the man with the colorful headphones is Jake O'Kane.
Jake, how are you?
I'm doing great.
I didn't know we were doing
alliances is there like purple maca or lions right now were we supposed to pre-game rob
yeah all right excited to have jake here of course uh here cockatoo bro in the chat. It's Omer Zaheer. Omer, how are you?
I'm great.
And I actually thought that this was the dating
game, so I'm going to have to reframe
everything, but I'm ready.
Is that why the parrot's in frame
right now, Omer?
Yes, exactly.
I think Omer and I could do the newlywed game.
Yes, that's what I meant.
Well, dating game is more so like Bachelor number one. I'm building a shelter and I'm trying the newlywed game? Yes, that's what I meant. Is that the same thing? Well, dating a game is more so like
bachelor number one.
I'm building a shelter
and I'm trying to figure out
what substance to put.
I don't think I signed up for that,
but okay, I can win that.
We can do that.
Shannon, the goal is to win.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, very excited to have here with us.
We had so much fun back at Marianne's wedding
a couple of months ago
and we were trying to figure out, marianne's wedding a couple of months ago and we were
trying to figure out okay get me on us on a podcast and okay and i think we found a great
one to bring in lindsey delasso which lindsey how are you hi i am so happy to be a part of this i
don't have the cool purple pen but i do have this tiki tribal council sharpie pen that i'm bringing
in essence for this whole theme so
i thought that was mr hanky from southpaw
very close no but i can do the most when i answer it's just an effing stick my god okay
so the way this is going to work is uh that we have been working behind the scenes to come up with a bunch of Survivor match game questions.
Mike and Shannon will trade off giving an answer to fill in the blank for these questions to match our celebrity panel.
So in each round, Mike and Shannon will both get to go
once, they will give one answer,
and they will try to get up to six
points by matching answers
with our panel of
survivor celebrities.
Are the rules clear for everybody?
Shannon, does this make sense?
I mean, you've
explained nothing.
Yes, it does. For the audience does for the audience for the audience you
haven't explained so what have I not explained from your perspective okay fair enough we'll
answer one question which will be like a fill in the blank yes and then all of the panelists
will give an answer and we will match up to six of the answers is there is there an Australian
version of the match game no you referenced a previous match game
that you were a part of,
which was played with the exact same rules.
Yeah, three.
Do you remember what you did three years ago?
Because you've once said that you don't remember
what you were doing like yesterday.
I don't remember the rules of a game like this.
I don't know that you would.
The Australian version is didgeridoos versus dollarydoos.
Yeah, they're called like this.
I don't know why that feels like.
I feel like it'd be like a cute little nickname like,
let's play Bingus.
Yes.
No, it actually is apparently,
but I don't know if this is a troll.
I got a notification about this
that I should have had keyed up and ready to go.
Apparently we have something called like blankety blank
or something.
Oh, it's pretty close to Bingus then.
I don't know, that sounds made up,
but I've never watched it.
It's Bingus adjacent.
Yeah.
Blankety blank. I know when we did Survivor Jeopardy this summer, the rules are a little bit more complicated.
This is very straightforward.
We're going to ask you a question.
You give the answer.
Try to make as many matches as you can.
This is like Survivor Jeopardy.
I look forward to winning again by technically not following the rules.
I don't even remember doing that.
Did I?
Was I on that?
Come on.
Well, you didn't show up.
That's for damn sure.
So Blankety Blanks was a thing.
It actually was our, it wasn't a troll.
I'm so sorry, Australian Nathan, for thinking you were trolling me.
That was our Australian version of Match Game.
It was called Blankety Blank, 1977 to 1978.
And now we learned that.
Okay, well, Match Game, of course course most popularized in the 70s match game 75 i think is the clearest example
though it does have a bit of a renaissance nowadays right it's the one with alec baldwin
still happening i think it's a little caught up right now yeah
based on context clues i feel like that's okay probably not happening. Well, then how about this, Shannon?
Okay, so how about in round one,
Mike goes first and you
go second. Okay,
I get what's going on and I also just remembered when
we did Jeopardy. Yes, and I did show up.
Rude. Okay, I'm all
caught up now. Mike can start, but we're all
scared on what's going on with this.
Yep. Right. Okay, I
just ask that the panel and Mike and Shannon avert their gaze from the chat.
Invite the chat to play along and give their answers.
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All right, Mike.
So we have a few rounds queued up.
Each round we'll have two questions.
And since you go first, you could pick.
Would you like question A or
question B?
So big brother. Lindsay, I don't want to
trigger you with any sort of like Monty Hall thing.
It feels like a dual guy getting caught up.
I'll go with B.
I'll go with B. Okay.
Alright. Fun
one to get started. Okay?
Alright. Here we go.
Alright. Now again, nobody blurt out an answer.
Panel, you will write down with your marker and then just let us know all when you're done.
Okay.
All right.
Here we go.
For you, Mike Bloom, and we'll wait to give your answer as well.
Okay?
Okay.
Tony Vlachos gets so paranoid at tribal council.
How paranoid does he get?
You got it.
He once said, Jeff, here's my protection and pulled out his blank.
Tony Vlachos gets so paranoid at tribal council,
he once said, Jeff, here's my protection, and pulled out his blank.
Oh, this is an interesting one.
This could go in a lot of directions.
You have to love the sound of Marcus scratching.
This is like tribal council is bringing everybody back.
I can smell that grape coming from here.
We have to mirror our cameras.
Do you have to mirror your camera?
Oh, I mean, I don't know.
I guess we'll find out.
Okay. All right. I don't know. I guess we'll find out.
Okay.
All right.
Panel, let me know when you are locked in.
Locked in.
Okay.
Kane, are you good?
I'm good.
Okay.
Kane is good.
Okay.
All right.
Mike, Tony Vlachos gets so paranoid at Tribal Council, he once said, Jeff, here's my protection.
Jake, did I do it right?
I thought that was pretty good, Rob.
Did I do it?
I thought that was pretty good.
And pulled out his blank.
His Tyler Perry idol.
Okay.
Okay.
I was going to say Tyler Perry, someone else.
Tyler Perry.
Tyler Perry.
All right.
So we're looking for
we're looking for matches.
Let me just ask
before we get to it.
Brandon Donlin is standing by
was the MVP
of putting this all together.
Are we accepting Idol?
If anybody says that, Brandon,
let me know.
Let me know in the private chat.
Brandon's going to make the call
on that before we get to... I think
we should... We'll accept any idol
here, not just Tyler Perry idol.
Okay? Okay?
Brandon says yes in the chat.
All right. Let's go to Kane first, okay?
Tony Vlachoski, so Paranormal Tropic Council,
he once said, Jeff, here's my protection, and pulled out his
blank. Okay, if you could hold up your card to the
camera, tell us what you said.
I respect that one answer in Stephen Fishback
was, you know, penis, but I went with badge.
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idol.
Okay, let's just get a ruling.
I feel fake idol is different
than...
I mean, if you ask Jamie,
she doesn't pick stuff.
Let me just get a ruling
from Brandon.
Brandon does not count, but I love Jamie.
Something that was not heard in the fire.
Yes.
Okay.
So savage.
All right.
J. Maya, what did you put down?
Great question.
So I was deciding between two things.
The first one I thought was maybe his llama translator,
which can get him out of some sticky situations when people speak llama to him.
But then I thought, what actually protects them from view of other people?
And I said, Spyshack.
Spyshack.
Oh, Spyshack.
So unfortunately, that didn't work.
All right.
All right, Mike.
Zero so far. Oh, well, are did not work out. All right. All right, Mike. Zero so far.
Oh, well, are you reading from the comments?
All right.
Jake, what did Tony pull out when he said, here's my protection?
I mean, Tony's on the brawn tribe.
He's strong, you know.
And I don't know how to spell this guy's name right now,
but I said the young lad.
Young lad.
Okay.
Can you imagine him just being in Tony's bag all the time?
I mean, you know, I feel like Tony could pick up
a 20-point piece.
Spencer, get in here.
I mean, they do say Spencer has made some out-of-pocket comments,
so I think it's just a lie.
Okay.
All right.
Omer, can you get Mike Bloom a point?
So my original gut instinct was llama penis,
but I defer to...
Actually, you should Google llama orgling, all of you.
We will.
But I said fuzzy handcuffs.
Fuzzy handcuffs.
Oh, yes.
I like that.
We just screwed Mike so hard.
Oh, wow.
This panel is on it.
That's good.
You guys are talented.
How did those get in there?
Okay.
All right.
Lindsay, you're Mike Bloom's last hope.
So sorry, Mike.
I had to get all the bad answers out first,
and so I wrote water bottle
I just panicked
alright
this is already worth it
I'm so happy
usually I would vote that Mike has no points
but I feel like I don't feel confident for myself
I think this is a rarity.
Mike did change.
No one's winning money.
I mean, in the history of match game,
I don't think I've ever encountered a moment
where we got six different answers.
Yes.
That should be a point.
That should be a point.
Listen, if it's any consolation,
Survivor Match Game 2017
did not have a lot of matches either.
Oh, right.
Okay. It'll be a low scoring matches either. Oh, right.
Okay.
It'll be a low-scoring affair, maybe.
All right.
So, Shannon, you have an opportunity. That should be the tagline.
Yeah, maybe.
It'll be a low-scoring affair.
That's a great...
That sells the whole thing.
You guys are doing so well.
Wouldn't be a first for me.
Okay.
Shannon, so let's get to your question, okay?
Oh, gosh.
All right, here we go.
Shannon, you understand the rules?
You've seen it now?
I've got the rules.
It's fine, okay?
I just watched Mike do a question.
I understand.
I mean, I understood it going badly.
I'm fine.
Okay.
All right.
Round one, question for Shannon.
Yeah.
When the new era started, Jeff used to say the monster is hungry
three years later now the monster is blank oh no
when the new era started,
Jeff used to say the monster is hungry.
Now, three years later,
the monster is blank.
Okay.
Let's...
I still hear some markers. Okay. Let's, I still hear some markers.
Okay.
Looks like Jay is locked in.
Kane, Jake looks good.
Kane's still writing.
I'm still writing too.
Shannon, don't say your answer yet.
Do you have your answer?
Yes.
Okay.
All right. Omar, I think we're just waiting on you. Can I hear it again? yes okay all right
omer i think we're just waiting on you
can i hear it again jeff used to say
when the new era started
jeff used to say the monster
is hungry now
three years later
the monster is
blank
everybody's done writing is blank.
Everybody's done writing?
Yes. Okay.
All right, Shannon, we need an answer.
I just went with the obvious in the hope that someone would do something obvious.
I just said the monster is full.
Full! Oh, interesting.
I was going to say, like, overdone.
Okay. Let's see. Let was going to say overdone. Okay.
Let's see.
Let's see if there are any matches here on the panel.
All right, Kane.
Come on, guys.
One on.
Let's start with you.
When the new era started, Jeff said the monster was hungry.
Now, three years later, the monster is what?
Am I going first every time?
We can mix it up, but usually they go in order.
Okay, I'll keep it.
I like it.
I'm just going full cancel here.
I went the monster is production.
Production.
See, that was a real bait and switch because he said full to start off his answer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Production.
That was.
All right.
Jamie.
Hi. Okay. production that was alright Jamie hi okay I wanted to do an obvious one for you Shannon but I
went the other way and I said
the monster is dead
oh
it couldn't feed the monster
look at the smile
on her face while she says it
when did the monster
die season 42
or 43 I think the monster die? Season 42 or 43?
I think the monster was dead from the start.
I mean, allegedly Jelinski is the monster.
He does look like a character for Monsters, Inc.
Your answers are better than mine.
They would have been good.
They're both better answers than mine.
All right.
Jay, what did you put down as your answer?
I feel like the
monster has softened a little bit and
now the monster is just looking to win
a million hearts.
I don't know.
Sorry, that was a ding
but it's still not a point.
Sorry, that was a bad job by me.
No, your answers are
amazing. Jake, your answers are amazing.
Okay.
All right, Jake.
The monster used to be hungry.
What is it now?
Well, now it's, I don't know if it's all the way full.
This might be the Brandon Donlan ruling,
but it's now eating popcorn.
Eating popcorn.
The Jeff is the monster.
Is eating popcorn the same as full?
I'll say no.
I mean, you know.
It's not. I'm never full about eating popcorn. I could eat so much more popcorn every time I'm eating popcorn the same as full? I'll say no. I mean, you know. It's not.
I'm never full about eating popcorn.
I could eat so much more popcorn every time I'm eating popcorn.
Well, we know.
We've seen Debbie Dennett on Australian Survivor.
That seems to be something in your country.
It's not very filling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Omer, what's the monster now?
Okay.
So I know Shannon loves Q.
She won't stop talking about it. So I took a real
shot in the dark here. And as
we know from watching Survivor, the shot
in the dark almost never
hits. I said
canceling Christmas. Canceling
Christmas. The Grinch
is the monster? I like that.
What?
I didn't realize it was specifically the Grinch.
Lindsay, you're the last hope for Shannon
to open up a lead here in round number one.
So I have been waiting to see this monster forever,
but have yet to see it, so I wrote not real.
Not real.
Fake news.
Okay.
Yes.
All right, so that was a great practice round.
Now we get to learn the contestants.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now everybody's feeling it out.
Now we're on the same wavelength.
Someone screenshot Shannon's face right now.
It's fine.
Yeah.
It's fine.
This is just like Jeff showed you the challenge.
You got to walk.
You have a walkthrough.
Okay. Now we're next. We're really going to do it for got to walk, have a walk through. Okay.
Now we're next.
We're really going to do it for you.
Now we're drawing for spots.
Okay.
All right.
Rob would have won
because Rob won this challenge on Amazon.
It wasn't exactly this.
It wasn't exactly this.
Okay.
I mean,
you gave a bit of a match game answer
to that Bushmaster question back in the Amazon.
Yeah,
that was a different challenge.
Yeah.
Okay.
So let's go to round number two.
Okay.
This time, Shannon, I'll give you the choice to pick.
Would you like question A or question B?
I'll take A.
Okay.
A for awesome.
All right.
Awesome answers, guys.
I believe in you.
All right.
I believe we will get one point.
I don't know if I can say that's true
in this whole podcast.
Should we ditch the competition?
Make this a cumulative goal
that we will get one answer
between us the entire game?
I think we should bet
on if we think we'll get a point.
Okay.
And then have that be the real game.
Here we go.
Okay.
So for Shannon and our panel,
vocal voce.
Wow.
Okay.
Vocal voce corrected Jeff that the shot in the dark only had a 16.666% chance of working,
which was much higher. Than his chances.
To blank.
Vocal Voce.
Corrected Jeff.
That the shot in the dark.
Only had a 16.666.
Chance.
Of working.
Which. Turned out to be much higher. Than his chances. had a 16.666 chance of working. Which
turned out to be much higher
than his chances
to blank.
That's like a deep cut Survivor 41
reference.
Okay.
Alright, let's
people are writing.
Omer is
smiling.
It sounds like he's not trying to match up.
Let me know.
Let me know when everybody is locked in.
Can you read it one more time, Rob?
Yes.
Vocal Voce corrected Jeff
that the shot in the dark only
had a 16.666 chance of working,
which turned out to be much higher than his chances to blank.
Okay.
All right.
I hear a little bit of marker.
I think Jamie is just finishing up.
What flavor?
Lime?
Oh, you beat me to it.
Yes, I'm at lime.
But I wanted to say real quick.
So there's weird flavors now.
Oh, okay.
Can you taste them?
Or, well, scent.
Yeah.
So one of them.
So I moved to orange for a minute.
And I thought it was orange like an orange,
but it was nacho cheese.
Oh.
So they have nacho cheese.
That's disgusting.
It was disgusting.
I switched to the orange, citrus orange.
And they also have smoky cinnamon rocket fuel.
Like this is not what we had back in the day. I mean, we had the basics, but we didn't have nacho cheese.
Smoky cinnamon rocket fuel.
Because I know all the teenagers are like sniffing them
and they're like, what do they want?
Smoky cinnamon rocket fuel.
Are these Guy Fieri markers?
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
All right.
Shannon,
Vocal Voce said,
Shot in the Dark has only 16.666 chance
of working much better than his chances to blank
I said
make the merge
make the merge
okay
all right
this is so fun
okay
it really is
when Rob gets to host the
competitions this was your dream right yeah It really is. I love when Rob gets to host the competitions.
This was your dream, right?
Yeah.
Yes.
You're living your dream right now.
This is as good as it gets.
Okay.
Don't tell my wife.
Kane.
What?
60.666.
It was better than Voce's chances to blank.
So I went for a soft
ball this round because I felt a little bad about
the panel going off. So I said win,
which I think, you know,
it's
you know, you got to make the murders to win. I'm going to
try for a bit for you, Shannon, but you know.
Yeah.
Okay. All right. Jamie.
Okay.
So we locked
in this time because I said
Make the match!
First match!
Pull out the wand.
Yes!
No!
Yes!
Thrilling!
The first goal of this podcast is accomplished.
Let's see if there's any stretch goals in this.
Okay.
All right, Jay.
I also wanted to
go do something that I thought
was more common sense this time.
And so I went, I mind melded with
Kane and I said win Survivor.
Just because, you know, one out of 18.
I will say though, Shot in the Dark,
it's higher than you think it is.
So.
Yes, be careful out there.
So definitely higher than Winning Survivor.
Okay, Jake.
My second inclination was Make the Merge.
My first one was Win.
Oh, no.
It was so bad.
It just doesn't seem to win at all, ever.
He was so far from winning.
I was going to say win.
I was going to say like,
like survive a tribal council.
And then I remembered he did.
So I changed it.
Okay.
All right.
Omer.
What did you put there?
You certainly did not put down
make the merge.
No.
Doche did say
that Tiffany was
his island wife.
In real life, I'm not so sure.
I said marry Tiffany.
Marry Tiffany.
Wait, what is that a picture of?
Are they rowing in a boat?
Yes, okay.
It looks like she's doing something else with that
but not
that's not voce.
Okay. All right.
And Lindsay.
So I think this
counts. You guys can go for debate.
I wrote make it to the
next episode. Make it to the next episode.
That's pretty cool.
So it was the next episode of the merch?
It was not.
No.
They never went back to the merch.
Let me confirm.
They don't make the merch.
Had he made it to the next episode,
he would have made the merch.
Because they never went back to the merch.
You never know.
He could have rattled it.
Let me get word of...
I think it's a word.
It actually just makes it even more special
that Jamie and I connected.
Okay, all right.
But Shannon, you have taken a commanding lead
in this game.
One to zero
over Mixmaster
Mike Bloom. It's going to be very hard
to beat, I think.
It's going to be a hard one.
Yeah.
Mike, are you ready
for your question? Jamie, what's the flavor
now? Cherry. we're moving on
to our
color okay
okay good Jamie
cherry for Mike lime for me that was
perfect that you got out the red
marker for this one because we got
a little bee question for
Mike Bloom okay
all right
did you hear
Boston Rob
got into a fight
on the set of
Traitors 3?
This is true.
They tried to get him
to take off
the Traitors cloak.
But he said,
I would if I could,
but I cannot.
I'm not wearing my blank.
Austin Robb
got into a fight on the set
of Traitor Season 3.
They asked him
to take off the traitor's cloak.
But he said, I would.
I said I would if I could.
And I cannot.
I'm not wearing my blank.
So many articles of clothing. I keep thinking a person's doing that on the side.
I mean, technically that's the case.
Okay.
Boston Rob got into a fight
on the set of Traders Season 3.
They tried to get him to take off the Traders cloak
and he said,
I would if I could, but I cannot.
I'm not wearing
my blank. I mean, you are
going a little Kennedy with this, Rob, but I
really love it.
And hopefully I'll be able to kill
this one as well.
Hold on, hold on. Not yet.
Okay. Wait, JFK
assassination joke?
What, too soon?
Okay. Okay. Wait, JFK assassination joke? What, too soon? Random.
Okay.
All right.
All right, Mike.
What do you got?
I mean, there is, you know, a certain below the belt direction to go,
but I staved away from temptation,
and I went with the biggest trademark of one, Robert Mariano, and I went with the biggest trademark of one Robert Mariano and I went
with the hat. Okay.
Hat. And I went with a very
large brim. Did not go full bloom.
Does actually kind of look like Boston Rob's
grave. Okay.
Alright. Mike is
sort of dark tonight. Okay.
Alright. Kane.
Rob would not take off
the trader's cloak because he's not wearing his blank.
Can you cue me in with the little thing?
Can you say a thing?
I would.
I said I would if I could, but I cannot.
I'm not wearing my...
Accent.
And then as they take it off, he drops the Boston accent.
Whoa.
Whoa.
That's a negative on the match, unfortunately. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's a no. It's his real accent.
It's negative on the match, unfortunately.
Okay, Jamie, Boston Rob was not wearing his blank.
Boston hat.
Boston hat.
Oh, Jamie.
You give it, you take it away.
You can always count on me for a basic answer,
so let's stay on the same wavelength.
Yeah.
Thank you, Cherry.
And thank you, Jay.
All right.
So we're all tied up one to one now.
Okay, Jay.
Boston Rob was not wearing his what?
I should have said hat.
I said his Boston Red Sox.
Boston Red Sox.
Sorry, Jay keeps throwing me off. Boston Red Sox. That's right. Thank you.
Sorry, Jake keeps throwing me off.
Okay.
All right.
Jake.
I said Sox hat.
There we go.
There you go.
I got to say Sox hat because I know at least Jake will get it.
Yes.
I got you.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Homer.
Boston Rob wasn't wearing his what?
Well, firstly, I want Jake to also drop his accent.
Let's see what that sounds like.
And B, everyone says he's the little B hat,
but he started with a little P hat for the Patriots. That's true.
I think we're going to accept hat.
I did just write hat.
Yeah.
And he wrote a B on your hat.
Okay.
Some say a B is just a P just write hat. Yeah. And you wrote a B on your hat. Okay.
Some say a B is just a P with a but.
Yeah.
Who said that?
Who?
Except you right now.
Is it a pun?
Depends on how you look at it.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Lindsay.
Boston Robbins. I also stayed above the belt.
Yes.
And I would if I could, but I didn't have my muscle tank
and gold chain.
Oh, no.
He knows a jersey.
Yeah, I said two.
Good.
Nice.
It's good.
Good.
Okay.
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What's up, Spotify?
This is Javi.
I remember this one time we were on tour.
We didn't have any guitar picks and we didn't have time to go to the store,
so we placed an order on Prime, and it got there the next day, ready for the show.
Whatever you're into, it's on Prime.
Let's begin round number three.
Okay, Shannon, I'll give you the option.
Would you like to pick to go first or go second
I'll go second
okay all right Mike so
question one or question two A or B
okay I will go with
I'll go with 1A this time
okay 1A
here we go all right
in Survivor 43
Cody
showed his tattoo of L-I-V-I-N on his butt.
Jelinski was so impressed, he just got S-E-V-E-N on his blank.
Oh.
Cody
showed that too of L-I-V-I-N
on his butt.
Jelinski was so impressed
he just got
S-E-V-E-N
on his blank.
Oh, man.
Just go for it, Mike.
Go.
Got S-E-V-E-N
on his blank.
All right. Let me know everybody's locked in. Locked in. on his plank. Alright.
Let me know
if everybody's locked in.
Jamie, what marker
do we move to?
I move to black licorice.
Okay.
And I love it.
This is another iconic one.
It's bringing back the feels.
That's what Jeff
gave them, right?
You know, it's weird.
I don't really like
I don't like black licorice
the food but the smell is really good.
Jamie, if your answers get less basic, we know that you sniffed.
Too much.
All right, Mike, you famously once got a survivor tattoo.
Exactly. Yes.
It is famously system markets.
I don't know where that was going.
I mean, that would explain a lot.
All right.
So, you know, sometimes,
and I'm sure all these people can speak to this, when you go on a journey in Survivor,
you go there and you're like, I'm not going to do this.
I swear I'm not going to do that.
I value my vote.
I value my place in the game.
But then you get to that puzzle or that sorting of seasons
and you're you just you just gotta go for it in that moment you gotta take the swing you gotta
play like it's your second time playing the survivor match game and so i did it people i uh I'm excited to see if you don't get six
because I can't think of what someone else
might say otherwise.
Okay, let's see.
Let's see what the panel had to say.
Okay, Kane.
Zielinski was so impressed
he got S-E-V-E-N
on his blank.
I wanted to say penis, but I didn't know how to say it.
Cool, I knew it.
I'm so sorry.
I went forehead.
Forehead.
Forehead means four, also, for Jelinski.
Yeah, I just put four.
I just put four. It's all right. I just put four.
He spelled it number forehead.
Yeah.
Then maybe for Mike, that might have been a match.
Okay.
All right.
Jamie.
Hi.
Okay.
I actually have to cover part of it because it might be really bad.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Several fingers.
Several fingers.
Okay.
Wait. I want to see the picture is that or is that
hold on okay how do you mean
I'm thinking
I mean okay you're matching Mike
okay I wasn't sure if you're like one two
three four five six several
okay
finger but now I get it
got it
you refer to it out the seven finger, but now I get it. Got it. They often do refer to it as the seven finger.
Jamie, I want to see it.
Show us a picture in black licorice.
Yeah.
My God.
Seven.
That's fine.
Of course, my God.
Like a rocket ship.
That man never saw a breath in his life.
Okay.
Okay, seven rocket ship.
All right.
Jay, Jelinski got S-E-V-E-N tattooed where? Okay. All right. Jay.
Jelinski got S-E-V-E-N tattooed where?
I'm so mad because I wanted to write his legend,
but I wrote forehead.
Forehead.
Okay.
I was thinking forehead might have been my secondary option.
Okay.
That's crazy that one person, let alone two people, said forehead.
I know. Maybe four will. We have a side game going on. Okay. Yeah's crazy that one person, let alone two people, said forehead. I know.
Maybe four will.
We have a side game going on.
Okay.
Can I win?
I'm mad to my crazy out here.
Jelinski's tattoo is where?
You know, I know Jelinski respects legends, so I think he'd copy Cody.
His butt.
Don't fix it. It ain't broken. His butt. His tank. Don't fix it.
It ain't broken.
His hourglass.
I maintain that the butt is where I would get a tattoo.
Like, that's a good place to get a tattoo.
No one will see it.
Do it.
Okay.
Rob didn't know how to answer.
He just stammered and then was like, yep, moving on.
I mean, if you show people like Cody did, then they'll see it.
But mostly people wouldn't even see it.
So if he was like a dare, I'd go butt.
That's just what I'm saying.
I dare you to get your butt.
Out of context, you know what to do.
Okay.
Cockatoo boy.
I said dignity.
He got a CP.
Dignity.
Are you matching with Mike?
Is that what you're saying?
Is that what you're going for?
I think so.
I suppose.
No, Omar, tell the truth.
Did you say penis or not?
No, this is his legacy.
Oh, that is funny.
Sorry, that was not a match.
It wasn't a match trying to claim dignity of penis.
Look, sometimes there's a euphemism
and we have to
just check.
It certainly wouldn't have been dignity.
Cat knows what dignity is.
Lindsay.
I went below the belt.
Said Shaft.
My own rule
coming back to bite me.
My penis rule.
Yes.
I almost wrote penis
Yeah, okay
Alright, so Mike picks up two points
And that'll get him up to five
Five to one
Okay, but
I thought he got three
Yeah, I got two
I got Jamie and Lindsay
Oh, is that it?
I thought more people said yes
We got two
We got two foreheads
We got a butt
And we got it
You've been with this concept of dignity, apparently.
Okay, all right.
All right, but now, Shannon, you have a chance to pick up some ground here with this question.
Are you ready?
No, I feel sad.
At first, Mike and I were cumulatively trying to get one point, And then Mike, rudely, is on like five points.
Okay.
Well, you have a chance to make up some ground.
I think there's going to be a clean sweep on this one.
Okay.
All right.
Stop supporting me, Mike.
It makes it harder to hate you.
All right.
Okay.
Don't get on tilt, Shannon.
Okay.
All right.
Here we go.
Jeff Probst is getting pretty spicy at Tribal Council. Okay. All right. Here we go. Jeff Probst is getting
pretty spicy at
Tribal Council.
Instead of
popcorn,
he just gave
them a bowl of
blank.
Jeff Probst, he's getting
pretty spicy at
Tribal Council. Instead of popcorn, he
just gave them a bowl of blank.
They should do like, maybe Jeff should transform transform tribal council into hot ones. Maybe even bowls of
Yes, okay Shannon are you have your answers. Is the panel locked in?
No, I'm not locked in.
Okay. Guys, come on.
Please don't embarrass me in front of the people.
In front of the chat.
Okay.
Okay.
My chat.
All right.
Let me know when everybody's good.
Jamie, what is that? The pink marker is what? Basic watermelon. All right. Let me know when everybody's good.
Jamie, what is that?
The pink marker is what?
Basic watermelon.
Oh.
Basic watermelon. Basic watermelon.
Is there another type of watermelon?
It's a regular watermelon.
Are they insulting watermelon by calling it basic?
Well, basic as in the basic colors.
The basic line.
Oh.
Oh.
Traditional.
So you'll know.
So like think of watermelon in the Mr. Sketch.
That's what it is
really far up your nose
are you gonna be okay
she's doing great
she's gotten matches in three out of the past four
rounds or like
four out of the five
okay all right Shannon
Jeff Pops is getting pretty
spicy at tribal council
instead of popcorn he just gave them a bowl Shannon, Jeff Pops is getting pretty spicy at Tribal Council.
Instead of popcorn, he just gave them a bowl of what?
Yeah, no shade to your new era, but I said a bowl of advantages.
Oh.
Okay.
That's good.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Is that not the new era?
A bowl of advantages.
Okay.
44 pre-merge was that.
Okay.
So they all get a shot at the job. That was a cage, Shannon, not a bowl.
All right.
Okay.
Kane.
Jeff is getting so spicy at Tribal Council.
He just gave them a bowl of what?
So there seems to be a lot of different interpretations
of what spicy could mean.
Rocking around in the chat.
I went for a very
little one and I said hot sauce.
Hot sauce.
There's other interpretations
of the word spicy. I'm excited to see if
they come out.
Jamie, you've been the ultimate matchmaker
so far tonight. Can you
help out Shannon?
I wanted to do like Sour Patch.
First, they're sweet, then they're sour.
Or first, they're sour, then they're sweet.
But I said bowl of worms, but gummy worms.
Because it would be funny if he brought out real worms
and then he was like, just kidding, gummy worms.
I love the two-stage rocket of Jamie's answer.
Here's the initial one, and then...
Yeah, come on.
But that is not a match.
Sorry.
Okay.
All right, Jay.
Jay Maia's got me.
You know, I think I might got you.
I think I might got you.
Really?
I said a bowl of shots, and then in the dark.
Okay.
That counts.
I think...
Let me double check with...
Danny and Zonage's idols.
Let me ask Omer.
Is a shot in the dark an advantage?
Yes, it is.
Okay.
All right.
That is not.
No, it's great.
That's a down.
I would count that.
Okay.
All right.
We're going to give Shannon a point on that.
Okay. There we go. All right. We're going to give Shannon a point on that.
Okay.
All right.
Jake.
Spicy Jeff.
Give him a bowl of what?
You know, this food could be spicy and I'm pretty sure Jeff has been pretty spicy around it.
I'm going two and a half, man.
I'm singing.
That's good.
I wasn't even thinking that.
Oh, that is really good. I'm picturing it now.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Omer, Spicy Jeff gave them a bowl of what?
Some could say that this is an advantage for men.
I said challenges that send more women.
Yeah.
No,
Jeff loves that.
Hmm.
Are you on the right show?
He's vibing.
Okay.
I don't know what we're trying to do here.
All right. Then Lindsay, do you have a match for Shannon? Do you want to know what we're trying to do here? Alright.
Then Lindsay, do you have a match
for Shannon?
I have a close match
for Jamie.
I thought that maybe
he would want some more
interesting viewership, so I wrote
weed gummies.
That would be
a fun episode.
That would be spicy.
That would be spicy.
Yes, Jay?
Oh, I was about to say spicy cinnamon rocket fuel would have also been a good answer.
A bowl of scented markers.
It would be an advantage in the game.
I'm just saying.
What if when everyone goes to vote,
they all have a different scented marker and a lot
of the voting group confessionals are just people
sniffing and being like, great.
Yeah. That would be good.
Okay, so we only have...
The marker is a sub-story.
My mouth is watering thinking
about that, like going up to Bo and being like...
What's the blue one, Jamie?
Blueberry.
This is so iconic. It smells so good.
If they could get the mockers to sponsor it.
Violet Beauregard, I thought.
It's giving Violet.
It's giving Violet, Violet.
Alright.
We have one more round to go.
And so,
it is five to two.
I think we should have Mike.
It's five to two? He got five?
Yes, right?
Yes.
I think we should have Mike go first
because I think the chances that he would
mathematically eliminate Shannon
are small. But if
Shannon goes first and doesn't get three, then the game
would mathematically be over.
That's true.
All right. So, Mike,
for our final round,
okay?
Should...
Oh, I was going to say,
should the matches be worth two,
but then Mike could
mathematically eliminate you
if he does well.
So let's...
Sure.
Sure.
Okay, Mike,
would you like question A
or question B?
Oh, I will go...
I'll go A again.
Okay.
All right. I believe Mike's going to go A again. Okay. All right.
I believe Mike's going to win on Venus.
This is our only question that involves a member of our panel.
Okay.
Great news.
Omer has been selected to be in the first theme season of the new era.
to be in the first theme season of the new era.
The season
is Brains
versus Brawn
versus Blank.
Omer
is going back to Survivor
to play in the first themed season
of the new era.
It's Brains
versus Brawn
versus Blank.
Careful, Lindsay.
Can I make this my ringtone?
Yeah. I'll send it to you.
Move over, Chapel Roan. This is the song of the summer.
Okay.
Chapel.
Chapel.
Alright.
Is everybody locked in?
We.
Okay.
And, all right.
So, Mike, what did you put down as your answer?
Caw-caw!
Bird, baby!
Oh, no, they're all going to do birds.
Uma doesn't have something else to do.
All right. Could have something else to do. All right.
Could have done
chaste angels.
We'll see.
This panel is not predictable.
That much is clear.
Kane.
Omer is going to be on
brains versus brawn versus what?
When you first meet Omer, you think he's all birds.
Everybody thinks he's all birds, but there's a deeper layer to Omer.
So I said brains versus brawn versus rude.
Rude.
Rude.
That is such a fun reveal.
That's also a season that I want to see.
Someone gift that.
I want that to be my new reaction to something.
I just love that.
It felt like you think,
you know,
I know he's very rude.
I mean,
just imagine Jeff roast being like brains tribe.
You tested the highest IQ is Braun tribe.
You're the strongest.
Rude Tribe.
Rude Tribe would have some epic tribals, okay?
Truly.
Would you just drop and end it yelling at Probst?
Go home.
Goodbye.
Okay.
All right, Jamie.
Omer is going to be in the first theme season.
It's Brains versus brawn versus what?
You can always count on me for a basic answer.
Bird.
There we go.
Okay.
That's my earlier happiness.
All right.
Jay.
Omer, I just know you and me, me we gotta stick together because we're
i thought you were going with breath i had changed my answer that's so much better
much better.
The final season of Survivor was just announced today.
Hey, they did cook islands.
They did cook islands.
Yeah, we didn't have any ones.
Now it's Bonnie's time.
We're going here.
It's cook islands, but only one tribe
is raised based and everything else.
Okay, Jake.
Omer's going back for the theme of brain versus brawn versus what?
It's about 45 birds.
There we go.
I am mathematically eliminated.
No, you could get a clean sweep.
I don't think Omer wrote clean sweep. I don't think
Elmer wrote down birds. I don't think he did.
No. I actually
wrote down something very close to canes.
It rhymes with
rude. It's prudes.
Prudes.
Wow. The only tribe to wear buffs
is a chastity belt. The doors they've opened.
Okay.
Rude versus rude would also be
a sick season.
Yeah.
Rude versus rude.
Rude versus rude.
Green light that tomorrow.
Shannon, can we cast
next week?
Rude versus rude.
Why is Over Omar the captain
of both tribes?
Omar's the only one who shows up this season.
Omar starts on Predemption Island
and has to earn his way back.
He's on Island of the
Idols. They have a giant statue of him.
Two statues.
Alright. Lindsay, you could ice this They have a giant statue of him. Two statues. All right.
Lindsay, you could ice this for Mike right now.
Lindsay, change it if you did.
So I went the obvious route.
Okay, birds.
I've got some easy questions.
I hate to be like classic me and complain, but Brandon.
Okay.
All right. So. All right.
So, all right.
So the score is nine to two.
Shannon cannot get seven points in this round.
I would be willing to Mike, if you are, if you are able that we didn't have to update
the graphics to winner and loser already.
I didn't even finish talking yet.
Yeah.
Yeah, Sam.
Brandon's mad at me
in the private chat. He says I picked
the letter that I wanted and that it's true.
Okay.
We're having so much fun. I don't want
it to end yet. I am
willing to, Mike, if you're up for it,
we do this last question for Shannon
and let her points be worth
double. No, I don't need your charity.
So if she gets three matches here,
she can still, she can still,
I'm sorry, she would need four, what?
I can't do simple math.
Four matches, four matches to win.
It's like a handicap in golf.
She'd have to get four out of six matches
with the panel to win.
Okay, listen, I watched the charity. I watched the rice.
I know how this works. How about we negotiate
one and a half points?
So how many would you... Clean sweep?
Round four instead.
Yeah, then I would need, what,
five?
It's doable.
Okay.
Wow.
At this point, we're just giving me charity
to make up for the disparity of being me.
You've been so bad
at every game they've played.
It's not your fault.
Yeah.
Now it's like I have to start
with a head start every time
just for being who I am.
Can I have this in the draft?
I want six draft picks.
Okay.
It's kind of like ironic
that Shannon talked crap
about advantages
and now we're just like,
you know,
just...
Yeah.
He's like a ball
in the garbage. Classic case in a ball of the cribbages.
Classic case of a baller at a mailbox.
Yeah, okay.
That was to a detriment.
I was being sympathetic.
In the spirit of fun,
I say one and a half points for Shannon
for each match.
I like it.
Okay.
Let's do some bogey math.
Panel, you're good?
Everybody's good with that?
Let's run it back
for one more question okay
all right it's time and a half
all right
here we go
we've got all right
some a friend of
of Omer and Lindsay
okay all right
tenacious Tori
yes had a plan
to bond with the kids
around Harry Potter.
But it backfired
when she showed Zach
her blank.
Oh, no.
I don't know how I'm going to penis relate at this one.
Tenacious Tori had a plan to bond with the kids around Harry Potter.
But it backfired.
This is the hardest question.
This is so hard.
Zach.
You know what?
It's so hard.
She should get three points for the answer. I was like, how are we going to do penis?
And then I thought we might go to like a, okay.
It's so much harder than Omer's birds question.
Well, I actually
love the panel for validating.
I got the clear penis.
You got to concentrate on an answer right now.
Did you just say I have a clear penis?
Wait, can you repeat the question one more time?
Tenacious Tori's plan
to bond with the kids around Harry Potter backfired
when she showed Zack her blank.
Also, can you name one person, Brandon Donlan,
that has called Tori Tenacious Tori?
Find one place on the internet.
Yeah, do you have another T adjective to describe Tori?
They like to use alliteration on match game.
Taboo Tori.
Yes.
Yes.
To bond with the kids
around Harry Potter.
Backfired when she showed Zach
her blank.
Okay, hold on.
Jamie, what marker are we on to?
We have moved on to
Apple. Classic Apple on to Apple.
Classic Apple.
Classic Apple.
This is yummy.
It's like a green apple.
You should start a channel, Jamie,
where you just...
I wouldn't say taste test,
send in markers.
Right?
Like the YouTubers that are like
the unboxing of toys.
Yes, rip markers.
I'm still on tenacious
Tori like my ass, Brandon.
Alright. Everybody's locked in?
Okay, Shannon.
Okay.
What do you...
What did you put down as your answer for
Tori's plan to bond
with the kids around Harry Potter backfired when she
showed Zach her blank?
I think you could see the wheels turning
as I vocally spoke out.
She's a woman. How to do penis.
How Harry Potter. I went with
magic wand. Okay.
That's the one.
This isn't a question about Jamie.
Alright. Let's see. One and a half about Jamie. All right.
Let's see.
One and a half points for Shannon.
Okay.
Kane.
Tori's plan backfired to bond about Harry Potter,
but she showed Zach her what?
I don't have a bing for you.
I didn't say magic wand.
I said chamber of secrets.
I didn't say magic wand.
I said chamber of secrets.
Oh, God.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Went to the second book.
That feels like instead of... Yeah, we didn't specify which book.
I will never hear that word another way
other than that now
anytime I hear chamber of secrets.
That feels like the name for Ghost Island
on Pruse versus Rude to go to the Chamber of Secrets.
Terrible Tori.
All right,
Jamie.
Okay, she showed him
her very demure,
very mindful,
very cutesy
side part.
Oh, Jamie.
That's a dead giveaway, right?
If you miss any of those matches,
it's up and down.
It's right there.
It's right there.
I actually now have been mathematically ruled out
even with the charity.
I feel like, okay, it's fine.
All right, but let's play out the script.
Let's see.
We're having a really good time.
We're having fun.
It might not be as bad of a score at the end.
Yeah, let's see.
All right, Jade.
I just need to lose with dignity. having fun. It might not be as bad of a score at the end. Yeah, let's see. All right, Jade.
And I hate to add on to
what's happening.
But I won't, because
I said one.
Yay!
My Maya is a
real victory.
I'm a master.
I was picking up what you were putting down.
All right. Jake.
Let's help Shannon out.
Whoa.
All right.
Whoa.
All right. Over.
Well, my first reaction
was to say Bible, but I wanted
Shannon to get the point.
So I said
eye roll.
And then Lindsay.
Oh, I second with the eye roll.
Yes.
This turned into a family feud all of a sudden.
I'm like, what's the most funny thing you've ever heard?
Okay, all right. So let's add them up. So we got what? Three points there for Shannon and all of a sudden. What's the most funny thing you've ever heard?
Let's add them up.
We got three points there for Shannon and one and a half, so it ends up being close.
Closer.
This was
so fun.
I don't know if there's some of the other ones.
I only got two.
One and a half points, right?
Am I crazy?
She got two.
I thought I got three.
And so she got up to five.
Okay.
Can I ask Brandon to come on?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let me ask
Brandon in.
Hold on.
Let me see. Okay.
I got to bring him on.
I thought I could do it himself.
Okay.
Brandon, great work.
Are there any of the other rejected questions that we can read or we save that for a patron show down the road?
Do you want to do that?
We don't have to do that.
We don't have to play them.
I'm just saying that we want to just that? We don't have to do that. We don't have to play them. I'm just saying that could we
do we want to just read them?
Yeah, I mean, I can read
can I read the one about the
you can read what you can read anything you want.
You're sure? Yes. Okay, this is this
was these are rejected match
game questions that we did not
put it onto the show.
I'm obsessed with this. Yes.
What was rejected with the things that you chose?
Nick Wilson.
There's no question.
You don't even have to finish the question.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay.
Can we finish it?
That's enough.
I think people got it.
Easy. It's a really good question. I can't got it. Easy.
It's a really good question.
I can't stress enough how good the question is.
But it's...
You posted it in the chat.
Private chat.
Okay.
Are we really not hearing it?
What else was...
I'm looking through the
Wait why didn't you say it Brandon
Rob expressly told him not to
Say it
I think you get it without even having to ask the question
Whatever the question is
It's not going to live up to whatever's in your head
Yeah
I'll send it in a private chat here and we can all react to it
Oh I like that
Can we do that
That's okay.
That's fine.
It's like when they show commercials for a horror movie on the audience.
This is, this is everybody turn your eyes to the chat.
This is the question.
Jesus.
Any other favorites, Brandon?
any other favorites Brandon
can we do the is the
Roxroy question I think that's fine
it is fine okay
Roxroy is so off the
grid how often is he
this show the circle was
about blank
that's good.
What would we say to that?
We were trying to give you all a chance to get some matches.
The circus, hula hoops.
I was going math,
geometry, who knows.
The earth.
You have another favorite?
I'm looking.
Jeff gives out so much pizza at the Survivor Reunion show.
He wanted to add a blank to Tribal Council.
Yeah.
Like a tax?
You want to do the Caleb question?
Oh, yeah, of course.
We didn't want it to be too triggering for J. Maya.
I was about to say. We were too low in the document. Hold on one second. I had that and I'm not. We didn't want it to be too triggering for J. Maya. How many questions do I have?
I was about to say.
We were too low in the document.
Hold on one second.
I had that and I lost it.
We're getting there.
Pizza sounded really close to penis
when you started it, by the way.
Mm-hmm.
Jeff brings out so much penis.
You ate too much penis.
I don't have, I think I deleted off the,
you remember it.
Yeah, it's, yeah.
I don't have it. I think I deleted it off the rock.
You remember it.
Yeah.
That Caleb was so excited when he first showed up to Survivor,
when he thought he could trade in his vote for a blank.
I blew it.
I blew it.
Caleb was so excited when he heard about the shot in the dark.
I get to trade in my vote for a blank.
That's what it was.
And it would have crushed if we did it during the game.
Yeah, that would have been a start.
Okay.
All right.
Well, thank you to our amazing panel.
This was so much fun that I hope that the audience enjoyed this one as much as I did
because this was just incredible.
I loved it.
Thank you all
for being here.
Let me just say
thanks to everybody personally.
Jay, anything you want people to check
out? Me?
Yeah. Oh my gosh.
Yeah. This is so nice.
Well, check out Rob has the podcast
which you are doing.
No, they already checked it out.
What are you doing?
You got legitimate.
You were in Vogue.
Yeah.
You're pretty good.
Yes.
What are we doing?
That is so nice.
I have my, oh my gosh.
This is actually,
I have not announced this yet.
I'm going to announce this on my Instagram on Friday.
But my next single,
Gladiators,
comes out on September 6thth and i have my album dropping
somewhat soon so wow it's all happening it's all happening and uh i i'm just reviewing all the
things but um if you like survivor and like the world of survivor i think maybe you'd want to
check out the album when it comes out and I don't know, maybe there's some fun little Easter egg things there.
Thank you guys so much. Thanks for shouting me out. I really appreciate it.
Yes. Uh, thank you. And thank you for playing tonight. Uh, Jamie,
thank you for bringing all your markers in and making so many matches. Uh,
what could people check out that you're doing?
in and making so many matches.
What could people check out that you're doing?
Ooh, what am I doing?
J. Maya is hard to follow up.
I am doing, oh, I'm getting my fall gardens ready.
Oh, please check out the Foundry Soul.
They, we run, we started a nonprofit for yoga. And so all of the donations allow us to provide teacher training for people
that wouldn't,
um,
for underserved communities and also memberships,
et cetera.
We're giving yoga back to,
um,
our community.
So I love,
um,
that's like my primary focus.
Yes.
All right.
Well,
Jamie,
thank you so much for being here.
So much fun.
It was so fun.
Glad we got to do this. Lindsay, so happy that we being here. So much fun. Thank you. It was so fun. Glad we got to do this.
Lindsay, so happy that we got you here on a podcast.
Thank you.
I'm very excited to have been able to play today.
This was fun.
Yeah.
Hope we can go to more because I really like this.
Okay.
Well, we should play more games like this.
Lindsay, what do you want people to check out from you?
Okay.
So I could be lame and I can mention my business,
which is nutrition counseling.
I take insurance.
I feel like nutrition is a right
everyone has to learn,
not a luxury expense.
So I really love to help
teach people navigate.
But on another end,
one of my things I bought
with my survivor winnings
was a blob.
The blob, yes.
I need to sell it. Anybody who would
like it, please DM me.
Apparently, I needed a permit where I
had it, if anyone knows a large camp on a lake.
Do you want to explain what the blob is?
So, a blob is
a very large blow-up thing that
you have on a lake. One person
sits on the edge of it, and then
there's a tall staircase
or whatever platform
that somebody else then jumps off
and it propels that person
on the edge into the water.
It is the coolest thing ever.
Google it or watch the movie
Heavyweights.
Yes, that's where I learned it from.
That was my dream.
Lindsay, you should ask Hunter
if he wants to buy it
for their lake there.
They have a really cool big lake
that has all of this.
See, we're networking.
Yes, it has been barely used.
It is in mint condition.
It is amazing.
So yes, I will reach out to Hunter.
And if anyone else is interested in the blob,
first come, first serve.
DM me.
I do not want to do the blob.
I just want to make it.
If I could not do the blob, that would be nice.
You just sit on the end, Brandon.
It'd be fun.
I've done that before and that didn't work either.
It's great people watching.
You could just be the audience.
I thrive in that role.
That would be...
That could have been a question on Match Game of what
Lindsay bought with the money and
no one would have ever gotten involved
in the blog. No one ever would have guessed that.
Okay, Omer,
you had so many great answers tonight.
You're getting ready to go back on Survivor for
Brains.
Rudes versus Rudes versus Brown.
That's the theme to really bring back the show on, in my opinion.
I also have had a nutritional consult from Lindsay,
and she's very good and very professional.
So check her out. She taught me
the basics because I needed the basics. I drink
more water. I pee all the time now.
I'm putting down a chicken
on Friday.
Like for lunch.
So you have dinner for Saturday?
No.
Why are you waiting?
I can't tell them when.
It's misery.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, not much.
Just work and play on our hat.
Okay.
JT could come in and do it.
No problem.
I'm really sad.
No.
All right.
Jake, what's coming up for you?
Yeah, I mean, keep the good times rolling.
If anyone's looking to get divorced in eastern Massachusetts,
you know.
I don't want to be divorced.
What a panel.
You could have a blog.
You could be nutritious, and you could be divorced.
I don't think we've ever seen plugs devolve into Craigslist listings.
Oh my God.
Yeah,
this is great.
Okay.
And then what about for you,
Kane?
I'm putting down chicken tube.
That's personal.
I run surviving the dice.
I played D and D with survivor players,
including a few of you have risked my table.
So we're released on Mondays for the rest of the fall.
If you want to come listen to these people play D&D.
And then I'm also a divorce attorney,
except in Calgary, Alberta.
So if you're on the other side of the continent,
you know, Jake and I refer people all the time.
Imagine there were two married people,
one living in Boston, one living in Alberta, and that you were representing each of the spouses.
Let me tell you, it happens way more often than you think.
Wow.
Also, how does Rob know where Calgary is?
That's so impressive.
Geography king.
Look, I talk to people all over the world in my line of work, Homer.
Okay.
All right.
And then Shannon,
what's coming up for you?
I mean,
I don't want to follow any of that.
I just do stupid podcasts.
I mean,
compared to what I got nothing.
Summer survivor here every week.
That's it.
Okay.
We'll join us again next Wednesday.
Next week.
Yes.
We should,
we should say though,
we,
we do need an idea for next week.
We do.
Don't say it like that.
Don't say it like that.
We're giving them the opportunity to vote, not to vote,
but to tell us what they want to see in our last real category next week.
Okay.
I do want to see another wand off because I had one I wanted to submit
but never made.
You can send it in.
You can still send it in.
I hate everything about Nami made and it was you could still send it i
hate everything about nami and it's my venus okay and also uh we went the whole show without even
mentioning that our survivor 50 ultimate fan poll is going over 15 000 people have voted if you have not done so yet what are you waiting for uh many fine folks
uh that are in the mix to go back to go play on survivor 50 go to rob's website.com vote 50 to
make your voice heard mike uh the voting closes on friday and then you'll have an announcement
after that yeah so right now uh we got a list of 200 plus lovely individuals from the history of
survivor and you get a chance to vote for 20 of them basically like creating your own dream cast
out of the uh the ones that are available the top 50 vote getters will then move on to the next round
i'll be making that announcement on monday of the finalists and then we do it all over again you vote
for your 20 and then on summer of
survivor not the not the coming two weeks from tonight after yes on the 28th will be our you
know grand finale as we will officially announce the cast of survivor 50 wishlist edition as voted
on by you but yeah this has been an absolutely astounding response to it from the fans, from the players themselves.
So thank you to everybody that has voted so far.
Keep on voting.
Register to vote as well in other places too.
That's also incredibly important, but happy to serve as a nice-
I think you only need a Gmail address to register to vote for this.
Yeah, it's a little bit easier by comparison and in some regions.
But yeah, if you haven't yet, be sure to get in those initial votes.
Again, those are due in about 36 hours from now.
And yeah, other than that,
I am doing some Big Brother coverage as usual for Parade,
starting to get into the Challenge coverage.
And there might be some stuff coming up on the horizon.
On Monday, there's a little show called The Anonymous
that is dropping on USA.
We might have a little something
to talk about the premiere
of that very ubiquitous show,
the newest reality crop coming up.
Okay, and stay tuned for Big Brother.
Tonight we'll be live at 9.15 p.m. Eastern
with Jack.
Hope you join us then.
Take care, everybody.
Have a good one.
Bye.