RHAP: We Know Survivor - Survivor 47 Wandoff on Club Condo

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

Club Condo is back and so is the Wandoff! It's time to dive into episode 12 of Survivor 47 with special guest, Josh Wigler.

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a very special edition of Club Condo here tonight. And we have put together the team of three people for this mission that may or may not work. I don't know. But here with us, we've gathered together over an Italian dinner. Here we are here with a guy I owe him. I got to take my first pick is going to be Chappelle. Hey, hey, we'll do it. We'll do it. This is a good pick. This is a good pick. Don't let anybody tell you that this is a bad pick. This is the best pick you can take. Anybody would respect this pick.

Nobody would be upset about this particular pick, Rob. Thank you. Happy to be here. I got to make one more pick. I couldn't go and have Italian food without this guy. Josh, come on. Come on. Come with us.

Josh Wiggler. Whoa, wait, really? Yeah. I was the last person I expected to be podcasting about Survivor 47 in 2024. Yep. No, you're here. You're here. It's been an unlikely journey for you.

But yes. Oh my God. Yes, you had a meltdown. You've gotten through it. You are here. Am I the baby Andy of RJP? I think you're the baby Andy of R.A.J.P. and that's okay

that's okay that's okay Josh how are you? I thought baby Andy was the baby Andy of R.A.J.P. no no no he's a man D now he is a man D have you seen him in these challenges?

dear God I said broke baby Andy woke Don Andy checking in to really take this for a spin. What a time. It's all happening. We go to Operation Italy. I have to show up to at least talk about the pizza. Yeah.

Okay. So we have a lot to talk about Operation Italy. And then also for those of you just tuning in here today for the first time to Club Condo, normally this is when Chappelle and I talk through the lighter moments in the week of Survivor. Tonight, we have for dessert, not to the Tierra Missou, but we have a wind-off. Song parodies submitted by the RHAP Universe. song parodies submitted by the RHAP universe. And we will get to that in just a little bit after we collect our thoughts

after an iconic episode of Survivor. Chappelle and I were together in Houston, Texas, watching this with about, you know, 460 of our closest friends and had a great time there. But Josh. This has to be one of the best uh episodes you've ever gotten for a live show i think you know what um i saw some speculation about how

like that uh people on reddit were saying that uh they definitely tell us what episodes to do the live shows for sure yeah we're just that good we're just that good and that's okay listen uh i wish that on my on my 30th birthday we watched uh survivor worlds apart episode three a riveting episode in which nina went home you know that was the all-time worst yeah yeah yeah yeah but look look you're right i think the redditors are onto something because we have had some bangers and this is this is my shameless plug for if you ever once thought about coming to one of these live shows we saw caleb shot in a dark hit y'all yeah you know we saw emily flipping this whole little thing on her way out we saw this we've been i mean we saw brandon donlon the rise and fall of brandon donlon like these are great moments

in survivor and rtb history now we saw malcolm go home we saw my room team malcolm go home yeah we saw annika's boot this season where she turns around you know so good just just saying if you didn't think about coming pull up okay it's a good time all right josh uh i know you had waited to see project illy you had seen all the hubbub on social media you finally got to watch it what was your reaction well this is because i have a healthy relationship with survivor again and i don't need to watch it on wednesday night if i've got a better offer on wednesday night i'm gonna take it it doesn't happen very often and this week i did have a better offer um except then i watched operation italy i was like oh no that was an episode that i should have watched

live oh man um unbelievable what a time what a. This season has been very, very fun. And this was just a ridiculous episode. Unbelievable. Andy's all over it. He's all over it. Chappelle, I know you went back and rewatched Project Italy. Yes, Operation Italy. Operation Italy.

I watched it. Project Italy is a different thing. Watch out. I'm stuck on Project Italy. I can't stop saying Project Italy. It's not good branding. Operation Italy, you know, with all due respect, great plan. Operation Italy,

not the greatest name. I don't agree. Yeah? No, I think Operation Italy is, as Jeff Probst might say, instantly iconic. I feel like you never forget Operation Italy. I just did. You just did, sir.

Chappelle and I are on it. I got a text from a casual friend of mine the other day, and it said two words, Operation Italy in all caps. Yeah. Look, any- The traits are on it. You name a move on Surviv people love that i'm just saying that um you know we still don't know why it wasn't the italian job i think project italy is better

they probably tried that and then they're like okay take that again because we're gonna get copyright i think that it's on paramount so i'm not sure if there was like some sort of a stick up like well one day we'll get the like okay tell us about the naming of operation was there a lot of discussion about the naming yeah perhaps not the best week to drop that name considering of you know current events as well but you know it's fine i really enjoyed the episode and i and i agree you name these moves you name these moments and we talk about them all the time you know so many times we talk about the three amigos and their moment and you know we just the branding has to be good and i think it's good enough because the moment was great i think that we talked about vote splits

and minority vote splits and people are talking about it to the blue in the face i know shannon she about combusted on the podcast it was crazy uh but is she recovered has anyone checked in yeah but she no she's never okay but listen the point here is that the branding is consistent with how iconic the moment was. You know, it could have been a regular vote split. You know, people could have gone off the roof. But it was the way everybody outlined their roles. Yeah, everybody played a part.

Yeah. And it was very reminiscent of some of the heist movies and shows that, you know, a lot of us have watched. So I think it hit all the right notes. Well, you know, there have not been a lot of moments in Survivor history where people have come together and people have had to play specific parts i can think of this and certainly you know uh the eric reichenbach of uh you know and dalton ross did a great job of like going through the oral history of that at one point and that kind of is the similar of like that's like a heist to chapelle can you think of any other moments that are sort of like this where everybody is like acting out a part? Like an ensemble performance on Survivor? No, normally you're right. We normally get like one or two people and it's in a small, you know, like maybe you do this

thing while I'll go do this something with an idol or maybe I give you this and, you know, and we try to throw people off or I have a fake idol that we both planned that we were going to give to somebody else, but never just like these big moments like this. What about Jagged O's? I've got one. Yeah, what do you got? I've got one. It's a reverse heist. It's an inception. It's JT giving his idol to

Russell Hance. Yeah, that is a good one. It's a slow moving train wreck. It really is. He's in my dreams dreams giving me an idol so survivor needs more moments yeah that was because that was like that the heroes thought that they were doing the heisting and then it was really the villains that were like uh playing along with that where russell is like then i i stood up and me and poverty we both played the

idol at the same exact moment like uh he had to like sell this other story i don't know how many of the villains women were actually going along with russell's story but they weren't denying it no no no no and if had they denied it they wouldn't even believe in any way the heroes were so far up their own asses by that point it didn't matter but i think this is a great moment for survivor the franchise because i do feel like that is the kind of thing where it's such a copycat show. People see something and they worry about things that they saw in other seasons, and then they see things like this.

And I feel like that this will only inspire the creativity of future Survivor players. I think that we're going to see now, not in Survivor 48, but I think in Survivor 49 and beyond, I wonder if we might see some other people come together and try to build something like this yeah but will it be uh cute not hot right like like like is this going to be like

one of those inflection points where everyone's like i gotta have my own operation italy uh and this is going to be like uh uh showing up and asking probes to give you a nickname like is this going to be something that people are going to repeat just for TV clout and it just doesn't play as well? I think what are the worst case scenario versions of that? That the person looks a little goofy and stupid or that the show itself becomes a little more cartoony

than it currently is? I wouldn't mind necessarily. But I think that most Operation Italy's will fall flat on their face. Like, I think that there will be like two of the three people thinking that the Operation Italy is happening, but then the third person is like,

no, this is Operation Flip the Script, actually. Yeah, well, I'd argue that we probably have a bunch of Operation Italy's that happened and we just didn't see them. You know, they all started off as a seed and a plant over the last 40-something seasons. But once you get to somebody and they say, I'm not doing that, then it instantly fizzles out.

You know, this is one of the times where it actually works out. But it's like every women's alliance since, you know, Micronesia, where it's like, I don't know, we're definitely taking it. And then one of the women is like, we're not taking it. You know, like, it happens quickly.

I think, really, you gotta start looking at production and saying, now you've done this sexy thing with the moment, right? It could have very much been very straightforward. We're going to split the thing, but they gave us

each of their point of views on purpose, right? They didn't have to give us Operation Italy. You can say whatever you want. It's up to the editors to really show us the story

and Survivor's been showing that they're willing to do a lot more riskier things. We got, was it the, the guy's night last season? Yeah, playing with the boys. Yeah more riskier things. We got, uh, was it the, uh, the guys night last season? Yeah. That was fun.

Uh, we got, uh, the he's all that she's all that moment with Andy. I think they're getting a little loosey goosey with the editing style. And I think that is good because that's why the episodes, uh, entertaining to me,

the strategy is cool, but it's the way you lay it out. That's very captivating. The, the, uh, the, the greatest thing that i

uh can add to the discourse anymore from uh having been like a former super duper fan covering the show to now somebody who tries not to miss it every wednesday night but will again if there's a better offer survivor really wonderfully enjoyed as a vibes show uh like if the vibes are good if moments like operation Italy are coming together, my goodness, we're cooking. And I agree with you, Chappelle.

I think like we've been seeing more and more of that in the, in the recent seasons. You know, some, sometimes for, for better, sometimes for worse. I'm up for seeing more experimentation with the format.

They're taking chances with the, everybody's on the same page, like that they prefer to see, like to take these types of chances in the editing. You know, it's the stuff that like when we take the chances with the game is a little hit or miss, but everybody I think is please play jazz,

play with the edit. It's not just the game. It's a show, make the show. Right. And so like, give us a show now josh uh you say survivor is cooking uh but so was the kitchen crew as they got us ready for this big reward that

was feasted on by the winners uh and the players of operation italy here's what jeff had in store when's the reward want to know what you're playing for? Yes. The winner will enjoy a nice afternoon at the Sanctuary. Okay. Where good things happen. Good things happen. An afternoon filled with... Wait for it. Italian food.

Italian food. Okay. The crowd goes wild. Pizza. Cheese. Pepperoni. Pepperoni. Margar wild. Pizza. Cheese. Pepperoni. Margarita. Okay.

Josh, what's the difference between a cheese pizza and a margarita pizza? Okay. Is that what he said? He said cheese, pepperoni, margarita. Those are the three types of pizza. I love the way Jeff said pepperoni. I think is an underrated. That's like the I blew up my

skirt segment of this I'm a meat collector. The one that's getting forgotten. You're a pizza collector. Yeah, I'm a pizza collector. A cheese pizza. This would be my guess is that they're talking about just like a plain pizza, right? So it's just like normal cheese blend,

tomato sauce. That's not you know uh gonna get messed with too much further than that a margarita will probably be more like a fresh mutts and some tomato slices and some basil would be my guess yeah they're gonna do there maybe some tomato sauce as well. Maybe not. Not necessarily. Yeah, a little Evo. Some extra virgin olive oil. Yeah, it kind of convinces you that you're eating a little healthier than you would if you just had the grease

bombs of the pepperoni and the cheese. Alright, but it's not your pizza. It's all still pizza. What about an entree? How about some pasta? Bolognese. Mushroom. Mushroom pasta?

Mushroom. Mushroom, yeah. I have thoughts on the pasta. It looked so bad. I think that the pizza looked all right. I think the pizza, if that was the survivor pizza that was brought out to me, I'd be happy. Like it's it seems largely inoffensive.

It doesn't look overly sauced, which is important. It doesn't look overly cheesed, which is actually also important. And it's like a little too doughy, probably. So it's like more like a bread. But I feel like you're happy with that at that moment in time in your life. So I think that the pizza looked pretty good. The spaghetti looked like trash. Yeah.

What, it looked cold? Well, yeah, the noodles looked so cold. Like, they looked like they were like, they looked like they went into the fridge at Survivor production. They're like, all right, what do we got? And they looked in and they're like, the bag the bag like do we have to start boiling some spaghetti it's like no we've got some in the fridge from last night uh let's just take it out all right well should we microwave it it's like no because we microwave it now it's gonna get cold again by the time we get there so let's just let it like warm up but you know what i feel like

that pasta is never good on delivery. Like I don't think that they gave them leftover pasta, but they're not boiling it at the sanctuary. Like they're bringing it in. Certainly not. Yeah. Certainly not. And you need to be in a position, I think,

to like apply some heat to that spaghetti before you're presenting it. The sauce, you'll notice, didn't cling to the noodles. We got some really plain-looking noodles that are just being removed from a pool of sauce. That's what's going on out there.

Bad pasta. Bad pasta. I like the way Josh outlined that production was going through the refrigerator like an old 90s Sunny D commercial. Like, we got some soda, OJ, purple stuff, Sunny Delight pasta. Pasta, give me the pasta. And it's like three days old pasta.

That's exactly how that felt. They look in there. They're like, we got some, what do we got for dessert? Tiramisu? Okay. Tierra. We're not there yet. We're not there yet.

Okay. We just need to make some pizzas. And we've got an Italian pizza. What about some lighter fare? Crisp, fresh Caesar salad. Okay. Crisp, fresh Caesar salad, Chappelle.

If I'm on an island starving for weeks at a time, do not offer me no damn salad. Don't get me wrong. I like a good salad like the next guy. I probably like a good salad less than the next guy, honestly. This is the last thing I want to hear. I'm sorry. It's up there with like ice cream, things that you know,

if you eat too much of it, it's going to make you sick. Put salad on that list for me. Not for everybody, just for me. Salad make you sick? No, but I just don't want it. I'm starving and I'm dreaming about food. And I'm not sitting around thinking about salad. Chappelle, you need to eat more roughage.

You'll get used to it the more you eat. But we're sleeping next to salad. It's going to be hard at the start. Actually, that might be the issue. But the more you eat, the better it'll be. And for everything you're working. You're right about that. A little fiber wouldn't hurt as well.

Probably out there on an island. But for me, seasoned salad, you could have missed me with that. You're wasting your money, Jeff. Okay, then. Fixins. Sam says fixins. You're wasting your money, Jeff. Okay, then... Fixins? Sam says fixins? You got fixins? Fixins?

What are the fixins at Italian food? Like fresh red pepper? Are you able to replay the... Just the way he says that, I think, is very funny. Fixins? He just throws it out there. Like, let's see. I think I've gone back too far.

Let's see. Okay. Crisp, fresh's see. I think I might have gone back too far. Let's see. Okay. Crisp, fresh Caesar salad. Fixins? Fixins, why not? Why not? That's a different guy. That doesn't sound like Sam.

Who is that? Fixins. That's not Sam. It was Sam. He says... Okay. You like red wine? Okay. Some red wine? Okay.

Some red wine or soda if you prefer and for dessert, Tierra Misu. Tierra Misu. Tierra Misu. Tierra Misu. Tierra Misu.

Wow. Tierra Misu is going to be the winner of Survivor 68. Maybe 78. Named after this season that'll be part of her story my parents met while watching Survivor 47 they named

me after something Jeff said Tiarami Sue that's how this podcast was born because Club Condo was just something Jeff randomly said under his breath one time I think it ran off it's just very much worth paying attention to what Jeff Probst says these days

because he's not going to say something wise, which perhaps he will. He's probably going to say something utterly ridiculous, and it will be... He's vibing. He's vibing hard. Very hard. I don't know what fixings we're using out there in Fiji

these days, but whatever it is. Yeah. I'll have what he's having. Spooning the tiramisu on that plate. Yes, I'll have what he's having indeed. Okay. So it was a big moment in the episode then when Sam won the reward. And then Sam had to make his picks as, you know, I was doing my picks for who to be here on this podcast.

And there was one person who was most offended to not have been picked and that has been teeny and that has been uh the subject of a lot of uh thoughts over these last couple days on the many different social media platforms yeah yeah i i might be in the minority on this one because I have had a grudge against the Red Tribe overall, the Lavus, I think. I've had an ax to grind with them for a very long time. They know what they did.

And ever since they did that thing, I'm like, hey, no happiness for these people. I hope they all lose. But here's the thing. I do like a generational hater. And for Teenie to just come out as this person who's like, hey, you know who I don't like? Sam.

I don't like nothing about him. I hate the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he's... I was like, Teenie, are you trying to make me a fan again? Because I'm a fan of Sam. But I love a good... I love a good vendetta. When Sue was on her thing about Kyle, people were like, why does she hate Kyle? I was like, I don't care. Turn it up. Turn it up. We need more rivalries, more conflict in

Survivor. It's fun. They ain't going to hurt nobody. They're chilling. Nobody's being personal. I just don't like you. And that's okay. So I was like, nah, I kind of, I think I might be, Teenie might be growing on me a little bit, Rob. I know it's not for everybody, but for me, this is my type, this is my type of vendetta. I was concerned because after Sue finally got her prized trophy in Kyle's exit from the game, that we were going to be robbed of someone like really, really just like hating on a personal level. One of these other people and teeny towards Sam really scratched that itch you were happy I love you know me very

well at this point both of you I love a good survivor temper tantrum yeah really really love a good survivor temper tantrum and in 20 years when I'm broke and finally agreed to do the evolution of strategy again i look forward to recreating this scene oh i can't wait yeah that'd be great yeah 20 years

from now we all gotta make it we gotta get that far we gotta get that far rob it reminded me of um and i'm i'm aiming this at you because i know uh josh is not well versed in the big brother but um back in BB 17, Steve Moses is barely on the show. And out of nowhere, he just pops up to be like, you know, I hate Becky. Becky can go. Thank God Becky's gone. I was like, what did Becky ever do to Steve Moses? But when I tell you that's like the highlight of the season for me, because it's like, Steve, I didn't even know you had it in you. And he's like, Oh, thank God Becky's out of here.

I was like, where is this coming from? I love it. I love it because we've it. Because we've never seen Sam say a cross thing to Teenie. It's just, get away from Teenie. Just get away from Teenie. Teenie's like, hey, I just don't like you. Go away. I want you to lose the game. And that's okay, because everybody can't win. And I just want it to be you

who loses. Turn it up. Give me more. I don't care. Teenie's going to be here. At least it's good TV. We barely even saw sue in this episode we got a lot of teeny yeah uh i i co-sign all of that yeah uh i i think that my favorite part maybe was like teeny doing their sam impression and just like really going off and then sam returning to camp and saying all of the things basically verbatim that Teenie predicted Sam would say.

Just good stuff. Good stuff. It's the Teenie side eyes, too. You know, whenever Sam says something to production, the camera goes straight to Teenie, and Teenie's just like, ugh, like, what are we doing? Sam moves a little bit.

Teenie's just like, you can see Teenie seething. It's like, yes, more and more. And then, I think it's another underrated aspect of the episode. The episode was Operation Italy, yes. But Operation Italy is not the most entertaining part of the episode. It's like an ensemble cast. The Teenie stuff was also entertaining in a

vacuum, you know? Just Teenie versus Sam was fun. Teenie talking to Genevieve. That was fun. I know people were giving the fishy to Andy, but Teenie, this was a great episode. You want to get the fishy to teeny? No, I'm just saying it was a great episode of TV for a character standpoint,

not for an edit. Should Steven have given out more than one fishy this week? I would have made my argument for Sam getting the fishy because Sam probably would have went home if this didn't happen. Andy's fine. You know, that's an interesting point to Sam and Genevieve. I think,

I think like at least you got to give it to all three of them because like the degree of difficulty really can only be pulled off by all three. Maybe you need an award for like who's the most petty person. I was just about to just about to ask, does something like that exist here in our universe right now? Is there like an award we're giving out for like most dramatic or most petty and if not can we call it the teeny right because like natalie bolton's a paved the way right natalie bolton was barely on micronesia in the pre-merge barely there we get to like three or four episodes before the end of the season and she's like yeah i think i want to just uh start flossing with people's jugulars and slapping people up like their mom should have.

I'm like, who is this lady and why is she so evil? We love her. You know, like that's what those are the moments. Even when Genevieve Target saw. After the fact, we were all like, that was crazy. I don't think that was good. But the episode was hella entertaining. You know what I'm saying?

I like a good petty. Like, remember Keyshawn? I ain't let that go yet. I'm still going to hold you accountable for that. We need a petty award. I'm down with calling it the teeny. If teeny's in, I'm in. It's your award. I don't want to call it a Chappelle.

Listen, I wish I could be that petty. That's the thing. I aspire to be that petty. I see it in other people and I'm like, yeah, I really wish that was me. I'm kind of soft and fluffy on the inside. I don't really have it in me okay so TBD to be named

we gotta name it we gotta name it it doesn't necessarily have to be the teeny but if you're listening to this let us know in the comments what is the petty award for a survivor called because I like more petty players be petty why not Kenzie petty the Kenzie petty award although she was not very petty.

Maria was petty. Maria said Charlie Hooper. Not a bad name. Not a bad name. Sorry. So, Josh, as a casual fan of watching Super 47, did you have a winner pick? No, I didn't.

Or did you have somebody that you felt like is going to win the season? Like before the season? No, like coming into this week. Coming into this week. Coming into this week, who do I think is going to win at this point? And man, I still think that there's a really, really clear. I'm specifically saying coming into last week because I really thought Caroline was going to win coming into this last episode.

No, I've been kind of on the Rachel train for a little while here. I think that like, not just because like Rachel seems like they're, you know, she's getting like a pretty good story on the show, but also just like what she has at her disposal and how she's handled. Rachel train might've been a good wand off. Yeah. I mean, I think that, I think that I'm like Genevieve saying Rachel's playing the game. I wish I had feels right to me.

And I think that Rachel so far, I think short of baby Andy is is the one that I'm looking at. I'm interested in, you know, I when I realized I hadn't made a winner's pick and Asia was already gone. At this point, I went with baby Andy. I was like, okay, I need to, I need to lock in. I'm going to take,

I'm going to take our hometown hero. Who's remaining in the game. I'm going baby Andy at this point. And I, I do not regret my choice at all, but I do think baby Andy's got a tough road ahead. I think that like the, the,

the final six vote looks difficult. I think with the vote block for sure. Yeah. We've got, uh, two idols potentially in play, the vote block in play. Two of the people who have the idols are, uh, two of the three people on the other side of operation Italy. And he's the trader and he's the architect of the move. I think Andy, if Andy gets through six, then I really like Andy's shot of getting to the end. But six, I think, is a really scary gate for Andy. Yeah, I agree.

I love baby Andy. I'm so happy that baby Andy went high in our draft. I think number two overall, because we all saw it in him. And then, you know, the question mark started after episode one. We were like, oh, God, what did we do? But we stayed strong here on Club Condo. We were like, baby Andy is coming through. He's using the tools at his disposal, and he's very self-aware of his position.

So I think that baby Andy wins. Great winner of the season for sure. But seeing him get there next to people that he can beat would be tough, I think, at this point, especially when we know Rachel has, like, this arsenal of things right now. And there's always the immunity challenges. You know, I think Rachel has won one, but I think with Kyle out of the way, we don't, yeah, she's won two, two in a row, right?

With Kyle out of the way, we don't know if Rachel is just far, far ahead of the rest of them as far as competition prowess, or if there's an opening for somebody like maybe Andy to win potentially a couple of challenges as well. It hasn't been his strongest suit, but we've seen people like Chaos Cast come from behind in the last second in a challenge and all this other stuff. We've seen crazier things happen on Survivor.

I really still think Sam can win the game. And so I'm thinking that my ranking is kind of like Sam, Andy, Rachel, in that order, or flip Rachel and Andy. We'd love to see Sam get to the final three and then Teenie have a question for the jury. Yeah. Right.

And they're going to be like, now what did he do exactly? I just don't know. I just don't know. love to see sam get to the final three and then teeny have a question for the jury yeah right and they're gonna be like now what did he do exactly i just don't know i just don't know i don't know what he did but i don't want him to win maybe this is the asia's karma uh uh the karma uh award you know because teeny teeny had a tough route and i'm not i'm not saying this is because of the asia thing but i feel like you're not not saying that yeah exactly it might have been might have been might have been okay uh let me bring in a uh social media clip from this week and now look a lot was made about uh sue and then uh her uh why why does she have dirt is she contouring what's going on there uh i got to ask caroline about that a little bit in my exit

interview i know uh that she talked about that with uh mike also and so she say okay well sue went to uh twitter and uh posted a video uh that was a little bit of a makeup tutorial now this is very popular on uh social media for people to do this type of thing so sue said here's how to get hashtag tsunami snatched cheeks in three easy steps okay so hey guys it's hold on here let me go full screen yeah let's get full screen full screen and let's find out how do you get that tsunami snatched i didn't even know that that was a thing. Whoa, I don't love it. You don't like it, Josh?

No, I don't love it. I don't love it. I kind of like it. I don't love it. I don't know. I think it's because I'm scared. Yeah. All right.

Let's find out how to get tsunami snatched. Okay. Hey, guys. It's Sue. I'm going to show you how to get my signature tsunami snatch cheeks the way I did it in the island. I've had so many comments about my tsunami soot face. I decided I'm going to make you a tutorial. First, you know, OK, is that her barbecue?

Yeah, it looks it appears to be her own barbecue that she's currently taking soot from in the video version of this. Step one is... Yeah, there's a little bit of a Santa thing going on here. It maybe is a chimney. It could be a chimney sweep. Yeah, she maybe is like taking

this opportunity to like not only show us the tsunami snatched cheeks video but also to just like clear the detritus for when santa comes in a couple of weeks okay you're gonna go and you're gonna get ash from a fireplace or get dirt most importantly put it in a santa cup yeah we didn't have foundation out there guys it was all. So you're just going to have to contour where you want to contour. Is this recommended? Is this healthy?

No. No. Can you continue? Sue's currently putting the makeup on and I'd like to see how it finishes. You calling it makeup is generous. It doesn't spread easily. And as we all saw, it's hard to remove. So a little goes a long way.

Check out how small of an amount I needed to get these cheekbones snatched. I can't deal with Sue saying things are snatched. I'm having a hard time as well. You don't like our snatched cheeks? I'm scared. I'm just scared. I'm a little scared. I like having a hard time as well. You don't like her snatched cheeks? I'm scared. I'm just scared. I'm a little scared. I like the smoky eye. I don't want to say it on the podcast. She gave us a smoky eye.

A little slick. My favorite part is she's like, look at what you could do with a little bit of this stuff. And I'm over here being like, yeah, we saw what you did with a lot of it. Maybe you didn't need to use so much okay then we do the finishing touches with the jawline maybe a little on the forehead see i would do that i feel like that would be like my beard in like that's like that that's that's a good look yeah it's not a good look yeah this thing's like

your survivor contouring i hope this clears things up and you can get this snatched soon. Is she wearing a Santa and Mrs. Claus? She is currently wearing what appears to be some sort of Santa robe. It is a red and white robe. Pretty snatched. That appears to be secret Santa snatched.

She said you two could get this snatched. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Look, kudos to Sue for, you know, this is like her thing. She's running with it. Yeah. I hope it answers some questions.

A couple. I still have so many. I mean, I have more now for sure well it's like any great mystery chapelle like you're supposed to like resolve one mystery by uh posing three more you know this is you just watched all of lost that was their secret it literally was yeah i've i've seen so much now i've seen a lot of Sue and her snatching tutorial yeah thank you

thank you for clearing that up you know but it is crazy to me that like Caroline was the first person who even offered any legitimate reason for Sue to have

all this dirt on her face because all season we've been like why is her face so dirty why is her face so dirty Caroline says because she's always tending to the fire

and everybody goes oh okay like it just clears it but to know that she could have been doing this on purpose as well i don't know it feels unsafe this feels like don't try this at home kids if you're watching this the sue snatch tutorial it's definitely something that you just watch don't and i think like you know it's one thing that the uh fire uh the fire pit provides you with infinite makeup.

But a problem with applying that is, where's your mirror? So you can't really... Maybe you take it out to the well. The ocean or something. The ocean. But then you fall in. Yeah, you have to restart. It's the whole thing.

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advisor. View important disclosures at acorns.com slash robpod. All right, I'd love to shift gears to talk about, so one survivor in particular had some pretty interesting opinions on last month's election. If we go over to something that was posted over on... Stop right there! You want to know right now! Before you go any further, this is Wanda, and you're in my arena if you need to. You can straight up leave here. It would make me so happy for the rest of my life if you'd shut the shirt up and just eat your damn rice it's the one dog it's the one dog forever if you need to you can straight up leave here but it'll make you so happy for the rest of your life if you turn the songs off and turn out to

me nice you wanna know right now before you go any further it's the Wanda it'll be here forever oh my god oh my god this is incredible okay I'm so glad we're talking about wombat hats yeah with coming blue uh great stuff great stuff here

we are at the wand off baby the season 47 wand off some people are wondering what what is a wand off what is what is wand off okay so we are here to listen to some song parodies that were created by the listeners of rob as a podcast. We have been collecting them for weeks now, and we are ready to share, uh, the, uh, creme de la creme here with you.

The Tiara Masu, uh, yes. Wanda. Yes. Now Chappelle, is this your first wand off that you've been here in person for? Yeah.

I'm actually trying to contain myself. I, I, I, I'm actually trying to contain myself. I haven't listened. Yeah, I'm a listener of RHAP and have been for years and years and years. And I remember fondly listening to the things that came from the Wandoff

in the past. We've had songs. We have beautiful songs. We've had not so beautiful songs. We've had raps. We've had not so beautiful raps. A lot of those. And we just had so much. But so much gold beautiful raps a lot of those and we we just had so much but so much gold has come from the wand off i don't know man this is another one of those make a wish kid moments for me here chapelle is very happy very happy to be here with josh and rob for this uh momentous occasion we'll have other people showing up too uh eventually josh

wiggler birthed the wand off into existence way into the mud when when officially in Survivor 35 we launched the wand off in Survivor 35 that is when we launched the wand off 12 seasons ago

that's crazy 12 seasons ago yep man 12 seasons ago? Yep. Man. Yep. And it was 12 seasons ago. Yes.

Yeah. And it worked. It even worked then. You know, that's the thing. Like, you think, like, in the early stages, you would say, like, oh, you know, we had a few kinks to work out. No. Survivor 35 had some of my most, my favorite wand offs. Like, out the gate, we were doing some, like, gold. We seen so much talent come from this community. I was shocked.

I was legit just be like, bro, these people just be at work with their normal ass jobs with the ability to sing like this. Um, yeah, it's, it's so good. I know there's an archive or a playlist somewhere with all of them. A lot of them are on YouTube. You can check them out. Okay. And so, uh, that yes, it was season 36 where we started offering as a prize Wiggler Wombats hats. These were my precious beloved hat from my softball team at summer camp that then became the talk of the town for several years. However, in season 35, where we launched the wand off, the winner did not get a Wiggler's Wombats hat.

Rob, do you recall what the winner received? At the end of Survivor 35? I do not, no. I think it's all right to leave it there. Okay. Wait, do you remember who won? Yeah, DJ LaBelle Klein. See, I think the winner was Rob. DJ i think the winner has something that he can cash in

with dr mike for the rest of his life oh it's a free vasectomy that's the one what was what was his submission i i i implore you to tell me uh okay so yeah it's so funny because we're about to do some time travel stuff right now. Breaking news are happening now. He's already announced it in the RHAP patron Facebook group, so I don't mind revealing it here. Matt Scott's Pod Friends is returning in the not terribly distant future. And I have recorded a PodFriends episode with Matt Scott. And over the course of that conversation,

Chappelle, literally this exact part of the Wandoff conversation we are having right now happens on the PodFriends episode. Wow. That people won't be able to hear for at least another month. Yeah. Crazy. So check out Josh Wigler on PodFriends for more on the Wandoff. Yeah.

All right. And then also, I just want to say that we are posting the video from this episode. If you want to see our reactions to all of this, if you're listening to the podcast version, we'll post it on social media as well. You can see it as a free member of our Patreon at robisawebsite.com. You can go there and become a patron for have a free membership you'll be able to watch the video of this and we're going to also try to post the audio there you know the the one of the issues with the wand off is there's a lot of copyright yeah like uh issues that are sort of uh you know it's parody but you know it's the algorithms don't really see it that way get

over it yeah i need to get a sense of humor right all right and then also i feel like i would love the wand you would think so yeah okay and of course uh when the wand of shows up you know i actually don't get to be a part of it i actually leave here and it gets hosted by the... You physically are present. Yeah, by... I get possessed by the spirit of the late, great Casey Kasem. Yes. Now, Rob, for the youngins out there, the Gen Alphas, do you need to explain who Casey Kasem is?

I don't think we could. But there was some connection where I channeled him once in the Survivor voting booth on Survivor. Although to the young people also, that has been cut out of Survivor. They don't get a wah, wah, wah, wah. No, they do not. They do not. Maybe you could find it somewhere on YouTube, but that is not cut out. And Jeff Probst's prophecy that he said to me when I did that,

he says, just so you know, that we'll never, ever make the show. He was wrong initially. It did make the show for 20 years, and now it is no longer in the show. So Jeff is ultimately always right. He spun the block. The Jeff Probst Penny Award. He had to make sure he was right. Yep. That's it.

Alright. I have a strange feeling coming over me. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, his eyes have rolled back to his head. Chappelle, catch him. Catch his head. Bring him down.

He's too far. Oh, my God. It's great to be back here for season 47, Wandoff. Wow. Casey, it's been less time than it was last time. It's only been a few months since we did the new era Wandoff over the course of the summer of 2024. Josh, it's great to see you. And who is your friend?

This is Chappelle. Hi, it's an honor. He's a great fan. I'm happy to be here. A really big fan of yours. He's been listening to the Wandoff for ages. Well. For ages. It's about be here. A really big fan of yours. He's been listening to the Wanda for ages. For ages. It's about freaking time. Yeah.

Hey. We've got Casey, are you a little starstruck to be around the co-host of Club Condo? Abso-freaking-lutely. Wow. We've got a bunch of Survivor 47 hits that we'll be counting down here

across Wombat Nation. Okay. Just to say, we got over top 40 submissions. Whoa, look at that. Wandoff still got some juice. Still got more juice than Tropicana. Mmm. Yeah. Mmm.

Yeah. Yeah. The final decisions were made by a young 11-year-old boy named Dominic Sesternino. Mmm. He is not on social media. Okay. But he has wonderful taste in music. And any complaints

about what did not get picked should be sent in form of a letter to him. Wow. We're gonna... Disregard that. Don't send any missives to Dominic Sestranino.

I don't think... His father isn't here, but I actually don't know any missives to Dominic Sestranino. I don't think his father isn't here, but I actually don't know that he would appreciate this. If this is a bit, I don't know that he'd appreciate this bit at all. He'd have to listen. Keep Dominic's name out of your mouth. That part. This week, we're going to do this in sections. Okay.

To start things off we've got some songs about a guy who was a real fan favorite in fact we've got a couple of submissions all about the one and only saw the spectacular let's get it started here with swaggy jay talking about saul my name is saul thought i was playing so well but then they told me to shoo. Juror number two, and now I sit there and look hot in my black sleeveless frock. They're all my enemies now. Except for one person who looked at me and mouthed, wow, because I'm just a teenie's thirst trap lately.

My style job is to dress provocatively. Yeah, I'm just a teenie's thirst trap lately. Looking fab. Sipping Pomerosa Cab. Wow.

That was the hit teenie's Trap by the band Vetus. Overheard earlier, the question was asked in the studio, Dad, what's a thirst trap? Wow. Oh, how did that go? When people post pictures online and people say that's a hot picture that's a hot pic of saw of saw specifically teenage thirst trap didn't see that one coming at all teenies thirst trap teenies i'm sorry yeah that's thirst Thirst Trap. Yeah, that's... Thirst Trap.

I kind of already, already, especially by Vetus. That one took me down. Yeah, definitely, definitely. Probably one of the most ultimate looks in Survivor history is Saul on that first night as a juror. And probably one of the most unfortunate looks in Survivor history is Vetus in Meundies in Survivor Cambodia. So these two things go together quite well.

Quite well, quite well. All right. Let's stick with talking all about Saul with a wand offer who is a prolific song and content creator you may have heard his work talking about Rob Sesternino and his work over on Instagram at his handle it electric here is Eric James Barger to talk about Saul. I've got another confession roll to make. It's day 19.

I can't stop thinking about yesterday and what I've seen. I've seen Cause when the jury Watch it I've got an Eyeful Saul's wearing only a vest A vest, a vest A vest to try

Saul's wearing only a vest A vest, a vest A vest to try Saul's wearing only a vest, a vest to try on. He's not wearing only a vest. He's fine. His muscles shine. The game's not on my mind. It's also wearing a vest, a vest, a vest, a vest to try on.

Oh, man. That was Only a Vest by the Sifu Fighters. Wow. Unreal. Itlectric. Yeah. I love it. I love it.

Oh, my God. That's so good. Talented guy. Talented guy, man. Talented. Very much so. And i bet probst would love that one i believe that he and dave grohl are good buddies that would be dave ball yeah all right next up we've got a little ballad about somebody who had an unfortunate night at the auction.

Here's a song for Sierra from Josh Romeo. Sierra had a nose for hunting, knew how to find Easter eggs. In the New Era auction, found way more than and a. So while she sat there bidding, Jeff did a Shakespearean play. Purchased a Mexican dinner Thought it was gonna be great But if you buy margaritas You will suffer a fate If you lick salty rim

Say goodbye to your game You gotta learn from the other ones Jeff, Rojen, and Kelly your game. You gotta learn from the other ones. Jeff, Jen, and Kelly. You drink a cursed margarita. Welcome to the jury. That was the Margarita Curse by

Rupert. Yeah, saw that coming. Can I ask a couple of questions? It was like lick the salt, lick salt rim. I think we lost the article, which I loved. And then another lyric question, I guess, is did I hear the name Jeffra? I heard Jeffra too.

Jeffra, one of the victims of the Margarita Curse. Is that true? Yes. Wow. I don't remember that at all. Sometimes I like to if I can't fall asleep, sometimes I'll be like, how well do you remember this show?

Name the cast of this season in the order that they get voted out. I could not get past Jeffra for the life of me. And I just like Jeffra, like could not come to mind. So it's great to get a Jeffra Bland shout out. I know y'all peeing. Y'all pooping.

Y'all pooping. I stan Jeffra Bland. Is it really the margarita curse? Is this a thing? Only Sabrina Thompson Yeah, I think technically Jeffra wasn't a margarita Per se, but it was still a cocktail

You know, I think the point Close enough Chappelle O'Clock somewhere, as they say Amen, yeah Casey knows who you are, Chappelle He does, he's familiar with my work what time it is in heaven all the time

Casey's been itching for the invite it's nice to place the face with the name that's what I'm talking about I love that he was singing he was jamming yeah he was big time

alright next up we've got a long distance Yeah. Yeah, he was. Yeah. Big time. All right. Next up, we've got a long distance dedication. This one goes out to a Canadian survivor who just got a letter from home. This next wand off comes to us. It's all about a woman who is a big part of Project Italy. Operation Italy. Come on, Casey.

Get it together. Casey, what in the hell? What in the your home? It's all about Operation. Operation, I've heard it both ways. Okay. I've heardard It Both Ways. Okay. I've Heard It Both Ways. This comes to us from Zoe to Genevieve.

She could be first brooder at Final Tribal. She got several votes cause from Han and Idol. She is the first survivor out of Manitoba. Keeps her teeth so white, ears in baking soda. Kyle says it's Genevieve. She was purple through episode three. Now she's playing so badly. And she's fighting with teeny, fighting with teeny. M-U-S-H-A-L-A-K

Genevieve is here to play M-U-S-H-A-L-A-K She's whoever for the take What's it take to be your number? What's it take to send you home? Hurry up, it's time for tribal Order up, it's time to vote What's it take to be your number?

What's it take to blindside roam? Hurry up, it's time for tribal Order up, it's time for tribal order up it's time to vote what's it take to be your number what's it take to blindside rome hurry up it's time for tribal butter up it's time to vote that was a hit from chapelle bro yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that won't come in yeah there was a brief moment where i thought maybe chapel rome chapel rome chapelle chapelle r Rome will suffice. There are really two very good options on the table, but Casey went with the best one, I think. I was really worried that we were going to be

trying to spell out Genevieve. Yeah. We would still be spelling. Not so easy to do. Yeah, I was really worried about that. Alright. Next up There's a hit movie from what I understand It's a remake

Of a beloved childhood film I went to go see in the theaters The Wizard of Oz Oh, Casey You went and saw Wizard of Oz in theaters? They brought it back I haven't seen the new one yet So no spoilers

Do you have a favorite member of Dorothy's Traveling party Yeah who's your favorite munchkin Yeah That I believe Casey did you really go see Wizard of Oz When you were a kid

Casey you line just to sound cool And fit in Are you lying just to sound cool and fit in? Are you just trying to impress Chappelle because you were a little embarrassed about how you fanboyed on Chappelle before and you actually haven't seen Wizard of Oz? I'm embarrassed to say we actually bought the pirated

8mm film from a guy on the street. And we projected it on the side of a barn and how'd that go not bad but here we are to talk about a hit film that's out in theaters and so why don't we start things off in our wicked portion of the Wandoff. And here is a Wandoff from Sally. Andy, listen to me. Just say you'll vote with us.

Andy, listen to me. Just say you'll vote with us. You can still be on Survivor. What you've worked and waited for. You can have all you've ever wanted. I know, but... He's all that, but he's all that and more. Something has changed within him. Something is not the same He isn't playing by

The rules of someone else's game Thanks Natalie Too late for bringing a goat To the final three It's time to trust the process close my eyes and forgive it's time to try to chop some coconuts i think I'll try to chop some coconuts and you'll be clapping all night long. A beautiful song

from the artist Idina Bennett Menzel. Wow. Shouts to Idina. Sally. Sally. Yes ma'am. Very good.

Very good. Now, we've got a Wandoff duo. Coconuts also defy gravity, right? Like, they fall. I think that's gravity, though. Oh, yeah, right. Sorry. I believe that is textbook following gravity.

That's how they discovered it. I didn't remember how gravity worked. I'm so sorry. Becky and Taylor are back to talk also about a very special reward from Survivor 47. I'm so excited.

Are they former Wanda winners? Oh my God, this changes my game. We've made it to the sanctuary. Yeah. Yeah. Woo! Oh my god, this changes my game. We've made it to the Sanctuary! Yeah! happen. Such good things happen. They happen to you. There's a banner that's so welcoming. A cornhole game on the beach. Sodas. A grill.

And one hot dog. This is something that we've never seen. It's just one bun. And just one meat. And Kyle's got a special veggie dog. I'd rather eat something I'd enjoy. But I'll eat this

and won't complain. The sanctuary's not gourmet, so for today one hot dog we'll enjoy. One hot dog in the sanctuary. One hot dog just some meat on a bun. One hot dog there's some meat on a bun One hot dog, there's no mustard or chili

We can eat real quick And we won't get sick before we are done A beautiful song from Kristen Chenoweth's nail. A beautiful song from Kristen Chenoweth's nail. Wow. Can you imagine taking West's nail? First of all, can you imagine taking West's nail to the sanctuary? For one hot dog?

For one hot dog would be wild. To see West at the sanctuary, just period though, would be phenomenal. Chappelle, have you heard yet what Rob and I are going to do with Wes Nail? Well, I know y'all were looking for another eating contest to put him in. Casey, are you able to relinquish Rob for just a second? Yeah, what's up? Rob, first of all, Casey says weird shit about Dominic earlier.

I heard it was true. If you get any letters, though, just know it's not our fault. That ain't on us. That's on your ghost, the ghost host of the most. Rob, what are we doing with West Nail? Long Island Ducks had a Wendy's chicken nugget eating contest this summer. So we thought we might see if we could get him out of retirement. Yeah.

So we're going to try and get him to the 2025 nugget eating contest. Dang, if you need me to cover it on site, I'm there with my iPhone. It'll be a whole production if this happens. If this happens, I think this is going to be maybe the biggest event R.H.J.P. has ever done.

Like big circus tent type stuff. It's going to be amazing. Yeah, tag me in. Alright, enough of this lollyg be amazing. Yeah. Tag me in. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Enough of this lollygagging. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. We've got another wicked wand off here for you from the great Will Davis. Will. Some call him baby Andy. Me and Will. Cause that's what he's making. He's getting freaky while he vies

for the immunity. Too late for getting sweaty while digging a giant hole. It's time to thrust my hips While holding a long pole

It's time to try Defiling challenge things I think I'll try Defiling challenge things. That ball was in his mouth. It was. And that's from the great Adele DeZeke Smith. Wow.

Defiling challenge things. Yeah. I just want to go on record and say, I love Will Davis. Yeah. Will Davis got it. Will Davis got it. Will Davis got it. Y'all still got it. That ball

Andy ate looked better than that pasta. I'm telling you. It was the way he was eating it. Yeah, I mean, that's definitely what it was. But as a food situation, that looked better. A little bit Lady and the Tramp the Meat better He a little bit lady in the tramp the meatball A little bit

By myself Yeah Next up we've got A tune about an unfortunate Incident that happened to Teenie this is from Jason Lee Near the shelter

Teenie lies on the ground Jason Lee. From the godfather Carl of Saul, it's James Nick Brown. You did it twice there. I like what you did there, Rob. Getting me a brand new bag is hilarious. Wow. We're cooking on the season 47 roll wand off. This is hilarious. Wow. We're cooking on the season 47 wand off. This is good. This is good stuff.

This is the one, man. All right. We've got a couple of Chapel Rome wand offs to get to. First up, we've got one from our old friend Waylon Wolverine. He's got one. Here we go. Take it friend, Waylon Wolverine. He's got one.

Here we go. Take it away, Waylon. Do it. You used to folly down a... You used to, you used to. Oh, no. Yeah. You used to folly down a well, bro.

That's just a quick one. That's all I needed. From the Drake tribe. That's all I needed. From the Drake. Oh, we love it. That's all I needed. Oh, that's all I needed.

That was for you, Josh Wiggler Who tweeted all about Rome going down the well Rome fell down the well so long ago Rome fell down the well It seems like four years ago Yeah, it was a long time ago I feel like he's still falling down the well Next up, we've got one

About Rome From Dan and Dana. Now you're on a tribe and you thought it'd be a vibe. Nobody ever told you it's the Rome way. Don't look around if you hear a modem sound. Found an idol, almost drowned. It's the Rome way. The only company that he has to boast

are several hungry tribe mates and a smart-ass prost. Jeff let the gamer host go sit in his seat, volunteered for a puzzle but couldn't get one piece. Knew he could rap, never shot his trap, but sent Asia off the map, it's the wrong way. Hogs the fish and gear, then he eats more than his peers, search for idols without fear, it's the wrong way hogs the fishing gear that he eats more than his peers search for idols without fear it's the wrong way he gave soul all he had to give an escort makes it hard to live threatened him to give up his shot think that's an ultimatum let me tell you, it's not. That's from Sublime Broderick.

I was really wondering how you were going to get there. Not so easy. I really want Chappelle Rome. I ain't got nothing else for you either. I can't even help you with that one. Sublime Broderick. Yeah. Josh, help.

I don't know. I don't know. don't know Sublime Sublime Yeah Good job you just sublime Snatched that name That sublime snatched Yeah

We got him You know Casey's been Offline for the better part of five years For a very long time We got him You know Casey's been offline For the better part of five years now Been dead for a very long time And longer in death yes correct Longer in death than the five Next up we've got

One more Rome Wanda From Patrick from Houston Where I heard Rob Has just had a banger show Here's Patrick I'm staring out into the night ready to change the game i'm voting out the guy who thinks that he's the only person trying to play

and tries to chaperone me when I play the game. Well, I'm sending Rome to the place where he belongs. The time I spend with him is quite enough for me. And I'm ready for Jeff Probst's snuff and starch.

We'll hear how bad he sucks in German from Andy. Well, his attitude and his face are getting old. So I'm voting wrong. Yes, you are. That's from Chris Daugherty. Right. Always my favorite.

Always a favorite. Patrick, you're my favorite. I love you so much too. Very funny. So cute. Alright, next up. Who's ready to get Sue snatched by the tsunami i mean the more we say it the more i'm ready uh at this point i'm just like it's sort of just like callusing all right josh wiggler let's let's get ready because there's a question that many of the survivors have been asking about Sue this season.

Here's Brian Emmett. Her name is Sue, she's on the Tucu tribe She wore some dirt to get the contour right And when her age came up, said she was 45 That she had lots of life to live And that's about the time cost that got whittling Nobody likes you when you're 58 You bite your tongue and bleed all over the place She thinks that camera fits It's all things she should act her age What's her age again? What's her age again?

That's What's Sue's Age Again from Blink-182-Ku Yeah, dude Yeah Oh, man Yeah, undercover 45-year-old has fun uh i i have enjoyed the sue show quite a bit uh i like uh you've been snatched yeah uh her uh her line read on i'm gonna kill you kyle uh has been in my head for a few weeks now. A couple weeks. I'm going to kill you, Kyle. All right.

Next up, we've got one more Sue Snatched Wand Off for you. And it's from the prolific Eric James Barger, who is back to talk about what, besides the dirt, might be on Sue. She's Sue, covered in some red dye. She's covered in some red dye, covered in some red dye. She's allied with Caroline and covered in some red dye. Gay, misheard, bright, or die, she's still covered in red dye. Her name is Sue, she's 45 years old

She's worried lava will go through her back She doesn't want them to see what's inside All of her s*** covered in some red dye She's Sue, covered in some red dye It hardly looks like she tried getting rid of the dye. But she's got a bulletproof light explaining all the dyes. She said she played with a knife that explains all the dyes. She's so covered in some red dye, she's covered in some red dye, covered in some red dye.

For some reason she hates Kyle, covered in some red dye. Duh-ba-dee, duh-ba-dye, she's covered in some red dye. Wow. Wow. A cameo by Wanda at the end of Jisoo covered in red dye by Eiffel Top 65 Baby. Unbelievable. I would have accepted Eiffel 45 as well But yes These are good Loving this

Unbelievable Very very well done Very very funny Very very provocative Has it been talked about How like Like The red dye

Like proved like She can't wash Shit off her body She's just not really good at it No I would love to see her in the finale We don't really talk about Sue in the final three Because I think a lot of people are writing her off as a goat

But when she reveals to all these people that she's really 45 Their minds are going to be blown She's 58 Oh yeah that too She's going to be great Now there was one topic That was the most popular thing The Wandoffers wanted to talk about.

And that was a guy that they call Baby Andy. And so we'll kick off the Baby Andy section with our old friend, Bob with two B's to get us started. Here we go. Baby Bob. I'm Andy. I grew up on the outside 100%. I never felt like I belonged. Some of the things that have always plagued me

have just started bubbling up. The insecurities that date back decades. I'm different. I stick out in a bad way. Andy is an oddball. Andy is messy. Andy is such a sloppy player. Andy, he needs words of affirmation.

Growing up, I had like four friends. For Andy, you could just tell. Toxic clinging boyfriend. Think our tribe will be genuinely better off without Andy. Andy is a ticking time bomb. Andy's kind of like survivor George Costanza. I feel myself in a hole. I panic, said Sam.

Andy in dead last, as usual. I'm not good at challenges. I am a third wheel. I'm ultimately very experimental. I'm always popular about this crowd. I'm cracking my dope. People aren't even watching me. I am spiraling down. I'm on the bottom.

They don't like me. Oh, Andy. Andy, you're a star in nobody's eyes but mine. Andy, you're a star In nobody's eyes But mine Hey, I love you, Andy I'll be the same My neighbor's friend That's Andy, You're a Star by the killer

Satorre Oh my god Not an easy one Not an easy one at all A struggle That was from L struggle um was that right great so well done though so well done

that was amazing that was so good the production value off the charts off the charts dear god about Andy never listen to that song though it's like people saying awful things about Andy it's highs and lows It's like many minutes of just people saying Awful things about Andy It's highs and lows I feel like A lot of lows

There's some lows What was the high? The high was like Andy is the survivor of George Costanza Is that the high? The high was what Bob said Yeah A lot of the rest of it is definitely a Malola.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Next up, we'll continue on talking about baby Andy with a little ballad from championship vinyl. Hanging around Wednesday by myself, survivors on TV. And I. Survivors on the TV.

And I see BG on the screen. It's great when you know where it's going. And there he was. A Slytherin-worded snake. Yeah, there he was. Here we go. Like cookies and cream cake. I see sex and

and dick. Yeah! Who's that tongue in that ball there? Who's that thrust in into the air in all directions?

This surely is a dream. Yeah. Yeah, love, oh, this surely is That was a great one that from RC is saying more playground. Hey man, go off Rob. You did that one. from RC San Amore Playground. Hey, man. Go off, Rob. You did that one. RC's Playground. RC's Playground. Now, we've got a subsection of the Andy

Wandoff section. Oh, no. People who did M&M Wandoffs about Andy. This was a popular topic. Interesting. Let's start things off with great friend of the podcast and prolific blue skier, Josh Kettles. Talking about Baby Andy.

Hello, RHAP. It's me, Baby Andy. And I've been wondering what I might say at the final three. Now, everybody from RHAP, get your hands off the table and follow me. Everybody from RHAP, get your hands off the table. These guys ain't no masterminds with me. Everybody from RHAP, get your hands off the table. These guys ain't no masterminds with me. I know everything the jury's got against me. I am wild.

I have publicly flubbed. I did have a meltdown on the mats on day one. God, I did call me a ticking time bomb. I did have one friend early on and did have to scribble down my friend John. I did give up looking for auction bucks. And early on, did have to scribble down my friend John. I did give up looking for auction bucks and early on I was a goat, but by merge I was voting in German for Rome. Don't ever try to judge me, dude. You don't know what balls I've chewed through, but I know something about Sue. She went to high school in 1982. What's the matter, Rach? You embarrassed? I'm the smiling assassin.

You're no Ferris. And Teeny's winner at it? Forget it. But Sam's parents never had him try a freaking carrot. And Genevieve's no Spradlin' despite the look. More Waldo than Walter White, Jesse. She's cooked! Wow. That was

from the motion picture 8 Mile. That was from the motion picture 8 Mile. That was Eminem-a-lee flippin'. Oh, yeah. Sure was. Sure was. I love it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Josh Miles. I love you so much.

It's so funny. Wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful. Continuing on in our section Of people making Eminem song parodies about Andy Here comes Steven

With Steven Cass With a song About Andy And what the future could hold for Andy. Mermaid dragon There's a secret lawyer And she's operating All American wolves Finally cooperating Two Eppies left Now stop debating Cause I'm back on the pod

And demonstrating I know that you can't see John Cena But believe in me And then you can see Huh? Now every time the rap bell rings A super fan gets his wings Tried to write me off

On just day three God it feels so empty Without me So come on and ride Now's the time One more tribal Till we at the final five. Get ready. Cause this shit's about to get heavy.

You wish I was your toxic clingy. Now this looks like a job for me. So everybody just follow me. Cause we need a little controversy. Let's bring back Andy 450. I said this is death the job for me. So everybody come follow me. Mastermind in Operation Italyaly it won't be empty

with andy so bring back andy 450 bring back andy 450 yeah yeah that's from james limb shady wow james limb. I was just talking about James Lim with somebody. Why? You know what? I don't really remember. I just thought that I did. That's a nice guy, James Lim. Yes. Yes. Bring him back for 52. Baby Andy, bring him back. Yeah. Bring him back. Yes.

I'm all about, I'm all aboard the Baby Andy for season 50 train. For sure. Leaving the stage. Grown man Andy. Grown man Andy for Season 50 train. For sure. Leaving the stage. Grown man Andy? Grown man Andy. Yeah. If nobody, did nobody know Andy?

Grown ass Andy is what we're getting. We didn't get one Mandy submission, Rob? No. What's wrong with y'all? Maybe next week. Listen, it's a tough gig out there. All right. We're going to wind off.

And then we've got one more Eminem, baby Andy inspired song. Really? And it comes to us from the prolific Eric James Barger. Oh, he's back. Where's my stare? I need a stare from Annika.

Oh, there it is. Oh my God. Oh, never mind. I don't want that. Have you ever been scapegoated and been voted against? I have. Day one imploded and my name's floated again. Wicked games, find these wicked dames, write my name.

But I feel ashamed when I tell them Jeff snuffed out their flame Let me explain I'll take you to day one of my tribe Where I'm trying to fight some anxiety It's not a good vibe They call me clingy exploiter They say I'm toxic and weird But they're the weird ones

When I open the coconut nobody cheers Then I manage to lose an advantage Right out my handage My survivor game needs a bandage Cause it's taking some damage and it certainly doesn't help. I'm bad at swimming and balance. Sam hands me a song, but I just end up pumping the challenge. So they keep me around because they think that I'm pitiful.

Whatever, man, you ain't even eating a pineapple. I'll take off my glasses, let down my hair in the back. I'd like to welcome y'all to a new show. Andy's all that. I'm sorry, Sam. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry. But tonight, I'm turning on the goddess.

One more time. I said, I'm sorry, Sierra. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry But tonight I'm turning on the goddess And now it's Wanda's turn To jump on the white

I was voted out first in service That was Turning on the Gatas By Marshall Mathers Oh Oh That was really good. Eric outdid

himself. Wow. Yeah. We got three unique Baby Andy and Eminem wand offs. Why? That's crazy. There's something in the air I don't know

Did you coordinate? Did you all talk? Y'all talking? Alright And then we've got Our big finale Down to our last three Wandoffs Okay

First up We are past the all Andy territory Got it Now We have A couple of old friends of the Wandoff Returning Okay

Colin Of Jenny and Colin fame Oh Is here Yes To help Stephen Fishback With his campaign To improve Survivor

And this is something I've been wanting to talk about for a while And this is a great venue for it Help Steven Fishback with his campaign to improve Survivor. And this is something I've been wanting to talk about for a while, and this is a great venue for it. This is anti-hot person bias. Wow. Okay. That was not where I thought you were going to go with this. Well, you know how I feel about the state of hot people on Survivor. I've been very vocal that I need more hot people on Survivor. For some time now.

Fish said to cast more hotties. Normal people aren't enough. Fish said to cast more hotties. Muscles bursting through their butt. Fishy needs his honeys. Saul is bigger than LeBron. Jeff give Fish his hotties. Who y'all think he's thirsting on?

Like, wah, wah, wah hotties. Who y'all think he's thirsting on? Like, wah, wah, wah. Yeah. The fish he wants with strategy. Now all he wants is hot. In the 40s, only one he sees who can really make him pop. Fish, his wife better watch out when he's got his eyes on Sal. Have you even seen his quads? You know he squats, squats, squats.

Sal's cousin's quads. That's massive. Sitting on the jury. Vest on, but shirt is out. Fishy for Saul's vest. Fish set to cast more hotties. You know, I love a huge burly dude. Fish set to cast more hotties.

I'm drawing this all FYI. Fishy needs his honeys. Look at those muscles in his pecs My gosh Fish said to cast them Fish said to cast them Fish said to cast them Fish said to cast them

Fish said to cast more hotties But in all seriousness You've always been a very pro-hot person I mean those are always the people That you gravitate towards And so Well they're hot That's Fish said to cast more hotties

By Re-Onica Hey Hey Wow That was incredible I think that's the first time I've heard Stephen Fish back on a podcast in 10 years He's just Talking about his thirst stress

Just objectifying Yep Still at it. All right. Still at it. Next up, we've got- LJ and the new girlfriend meme

with Saul and Fish. Mm-hmm. It wouldn't be a wand off without hearing from our old friend, Shannon Guss. Yes. With her brother,

Jason. Yes. And they're here to talk about a big trade that went on this season. I imagine Jeff so much he feels more like a memory. Is this vote where he gets me? Stops my torch and sends me off to the jury? If I am the target, do I vote or play SITD?

I'll run and seek odds, my chance at safety? See, I never thought I'd get to day 20. In the pre-merge, some get half as many. Ask anybody, my chance at safety? See I never thought I'd get to day twenty In the pre-merge some get half as many Ask anybody why we playing hard Show our cards, you shot in the dark We have to make this moment last That's plenty, scratch that You are only safe if you're immune

And I am the hungriest player, I just need some food stat Every challenge we take a Poland stand In different poses, without moving our hands And if we somehow win the necklace Will we be where the people at the end sit? Or will immunity just raise our threat level Leave us to be blindsided next with no defensive? I know the action on the beach is exciting

But Lord be jeffing all the scheming and lying I've been competing and fighting We need to handle all this food deprivation This is the world's greatest game This is not a vacation I'm past passively playing and rapidly mouthing every calculation And a dice won't last me the duration I'm planning all my different strategies to follow

For the first time I'm thinking past tomorrow So we all gave away our shots We all gave away our shots We said it quite bluntly, we're pretty damn hungry So we all gave away our shots Can't give our rights up, gave away our shots Can't give our rights up, we gave away our shots Can't give our rights up, rights up, we gave away our shots

Rights up, rights up, we gave away our shots Rights up, pro Take a shot, take a shot And yo, it's time to take a shot, time to take a shot So we all gave away our All gave away our shots That was where we all gave away our shots From James Lin, Manuel, Miranda Bailey

Hey! Wow I was just talking about James Lin recently What were you saying? Why? I honestly don't remember He's a nice guy He should come back for 50 Okay

We've got one more Wandoff to go And to close it out Of course One of the Wandoff greats You could hear Josh Wiggler Talk about him back in an upcoming episode of Pod Friends. Yes. The King is back.

DJ LaBelle Klein is here to talk about everything going on in Survivor 47. She looks erratic. She's erratic. She's aristocratic Why, she's our greased flight queen She'll put some dirt on her face And she'll fly her to the final three Greased flight queen, go, greased flight queen

She'll lie about her age But she'll help defy gravity Her story's not a lie She's an expert Covered in dirt But now we've made up our lies It'll come as a surprise Our plan, tallying

No plus three on voting With sue, three, two, two Our votes were sealed with Tyrion Masseau. Andy? Guess I'm all there. Stud. That was a collection of songs from the film Grease From John Rocker Travolta and Olivia Newton John Misch What an incredible wand off it was So many submissions submissions wish we could

get them all in but I only have so much time where I am on ability we have the ability to be on this earth yeah thank you so much Casey thank you so much Casey for resurrecting yourself getting a little choked up yeah yeah

the atmosphere catching up with your ghost lungs. You really should go back to heaven soon. Send Rob back to us. It's all this traveling this time of year back and forth from the nether regions to here. Ghosts get colds too. That's true.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Why do you think you're so cold when ghosts are around? Send my boss back. Just wanted to say, Josh, Chappelle, I'll miss you guys both so much. Until the next Wandaff. I always miss you, Casey.

That's my secret. So, until next time. I love you. Keep your feet. Yeah. I said I love you I love you too Josh I'll miss you most of all I'll miss you too

Take care and sleep well Until next time Keep your feet on the ground And keep your arms Away from Humping the challenges. Oh, my God. I'm back.

What did I miss? A really good one. Really, really good one. Yeah. Were there any Eminem songs? There were three. Three? Three.

Three. Get this. Three different baby Andy Eminem songs. Oh, my God. We technically got a B-Rabbit song We covered all aspects of Eminem Eminem, Slim Shady, and B-Rabbit All at the same time

We got a lot here It was good Wandoff? Yeah, it came through That the Wandoff still matters Yes Wow Who'd have thunk it a wand off

in the new era yeah year of our lord 2020 yeah Rob tell everybody you missed it

but where are you going to check it out you can check it out on our YouTube page we're not going to get in trouble no we're not putting it on the YouTube page it cannot go on YouTube

it can't go on YouTube otherwise Rob's website dot com slash patron check that out Rob while you're there go join the Patreon.

But you could just be a patron for free to check out the video. Join the Patreon as well. Either one. Anything else about Survivor 47 as we head into part one of our two-part finale? What is that? What are we doing?

Two-part finale. Why do we have to do this? It's like the Harry Potter I know We're going to break it into the finale Into two movies so we get you Why are we doing that? You can't miss part one of the finale

Maybe we get a good cliffhanger Maybe something happens and instead of us ending In a vote Like we normally do, we end in something very suspenseful yeah uh I don't know uh sure you know what yeah I'm into it

I like this season a lot and they've done some great original things you like it if they're gonna do a two part finale over the course of two weeks then it's because they feel like they've got something to eventize. So I'm going

to trust the survivor gods on this one. Not a thing I always do anymore. Today, you got my vote. Okay. Alright. So we'll see. We'll pick things up on Wednesday night as we get into everything after

a two-hour episode on wednesday plan accordingly wow this is supersized they're like it's like a chris nolan movie yeah at this point yeah so we'll see maybe that'll be the next thing they parody who's on the post game who's gonna be on the podcast jam jam we just listened to some jam jams we were jam jamming yeah yeah so join me on uh wednesday night for that okay um josh uh chappelle and i over on nothing but netflix just talked about uh a movie you would love it it was all about how megan fox is uh an Android assistant. Oh, like she's she's assisting an Android or she is an Android assistant. She works and she works in the home helping with tasks around the house. She's like a task rabbit. Yeah.

Like, you know, we were talking on the phone earlier today and you were like changing kitty litter. Megan Fox could just be doing that for you. Oh, that would be, that would be great. Yeah. She's also willing to do much, much more than that. She'll like more,

way more. She'll read to be a way more than that. Yeah. I didn't see her read once, but I know she'll do some stuff. I think she read to the little girl. Did she read to the little girl? She did.

She did. Yeah. But she do other stuff for you. Yeah. Was she podcast for me? I don't know about that she could yeah she could actually do it in your voice she could do it yeah she could yeah she could remember your voice for sure yeah so as long as it's not a video podcast you'd be good i'm interested i'm interested okay so check that out one box i worship in this house and i didn't get a single babe text the entire time okay so you're doing pretty good, making progress.

All right, but Josh, what else is coming up for you? Lots going on. We know scriptedtv.com, where all sorts of shenanigans are taking place. Of course, there's the tastemakers each and every week, where Taryn and Grace are talking about everything on TV. Currently, some of those shows that are on TV include Star Wars The Skeleton Crew. I watched

episode one. What did you think? I thought it was fun. I was hoping my kids would be a little bit more into it. They weren't? They were moody. That's unfortunate. It's really made for them. Yeah, I was a little bit more into it. We'll see. I've got to still watch episode two. So, Grace is podcasting about that with Owen

Jedi Knight. If you want to hear uh owen and grace talking about star wars each and every week plus many more shows down the hatch with me and mike bloom the weekend program with myself and the great antonio mazzaro each and every weekend we're talking about different tv topics so come and check us out. WeKnowScriptedTV.com and other than that, you and I every week are talking about a different season of Survivor here in the Survivor. Survivor San Juan del Sur.

We are going to be going back to what? Episode? The penultimate episode of Survivor San Juan del Sur. Part one of the San Juan del Sur finale. That's right. So they say. Big one. Yeah. Mish in Italy San Juan del Sur. Part one of the San Juan del Sur finale. That's right. So they say. So they say. Big one. Yeah.

Mish in Italy is coming up. Yeah. Operation. Sorry, my bad. Now I screwed it up. Yes. Alright, so we'll be doing that on Tuesday. Thank you so much for being here for a wand-off, Josh. Yes, my pleasure. I love the wand-off. The wand-off is the the best my heartiest thanks

to all involved in making the wand off which of course includes all the people you just listened to the people you can listen to in the sound cloud the people who had ideas for wand offs but for whatever reason life got in the way and like you got other stuff going on and that's fine but i know you intended to and that's really good and of course the people behind the scenes most especially dominic uh who make the wand off possible he was into it for a while and then he like was like all right dad oh i'm getting ahead of you leave that i'm like i need i need somebody who knows a lot about current music this is why there's uh child labor laws. You can't have Dominic working on the wand off for too long.

But the plan is one wand off a season. That's what we'll do. That's manageable. Survivor 48 comes along. We'll do it again. You get a little earworm in your head like episode 2. Write it down.

Jot it down. Even if you just want to write the lyrics and send them in or send them to me and i could try and read them like haikus or whatever yeah we we could do that's we love a micro wand off yeah uh keep sending them in all right and then see you in the season chapelle what's coming up for you i got a lot going on i got a lot going on uh talking about house of villains with jenny still here on we got a lot going on Talking about House of Villains With Jenny Steele here On We Know Reality TV I'm talking about

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On RecapKickback.com So make sure you follow me On all social media platforms At RecapKickback To keep up with all the things I have coming your way It's got a lot of stuff Coming next week too So just make sure you follow me on all social media platforms at Recap Kickback to keep up with all the things I have coming your way. It's got a lot of stuff coming next week, too. So just make sure you check that out.

And then check me in various other locations. I'm all over the place, Rob. All right. And thank you so much for checking us out here on Club Condo. I like it here. Yeah, it's a fun time. We'll be back next Monday night to talk about part one of the finale on Club Condo. Take care, everybody.

Have a good one. Bye. Bye.