RHAP: We Know Survivor - Survivor 48 Wandoff on Club Condo

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

This week, Rob and Chappell discuss Survivor 48 episode 10....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everybody, what's going on? Rob Sestradino back for a very special week of Club Kondo and we are all ready and all of my friends are plotting to bring you a very fun time today. First here, fresh off the heels of coming off of the Why Blank Lost podcast, it's Chappelle. Chappelle, how are you? Hey, what's up man? I'm back. Yes.
Starting point is 00:00:38 I went over to Why Blank Lost and they have a bunch of rules, Rob. I hated it. So many rules. So many rules. So many regulations. You know I like that. But I love talking to David Bloomberg and Jess. Please go check that out. It was so much fun. Okay. All right. And very excited to have here with us a special guest here for Club Kondo because today in this very podcast, we will be hearing from the lyrical geniuses out in RHAP Nation. Of course you could not do it without this man, the inventor of the Wandoff, of course with Wanda Shirk,
Starting point is 00:01:13 it's Josh Wiggler! Hello! How are you? Good! Yes,, this is a new Josh Wiggler original character. Yes! We're building him as we go too. It just kind of came out. I don't know what I'm doing. I think I'm going to call him Charles. Charles! Charles!
Starting point is 00:01:41 So, what do you think of Survivor 48? Bud! Oh? Oh no. I thought you loved the new era now, Charles. You're back out. Oh man. Things were going so well. Okay. And then we did get a little stuck in the mud. And we're here to talk about everything that's happening in the world of survival. And there's a lot happening at this hour. Like what? We'll tell you. We'll tell you about it. Tell me now. I've no spoilers. I got nothing on the club condo spoilers here. Coming, coming into this. Yeah. So I have no idea. And certainly I didn't listen to why blank lost this week
Starting point is 00:02:26 So should tell your your takes will be original to me as well. Yeah, okay We're gonna get into everything plus stay tuned later on in this podcast We are going to listen to all of but or a bunch of the musical Submissions from where they of course we get to play the podcast quick recovery. Nice. Yes We will be having that later on in the podcast if you're watching us here on video the musical part of this podcast due to Copyright law we will not be on video for that part that will be up
Starting point is 00:02:58 we will save that video on our patreon and you can go ahead and Check it out. We'll post it as a free post for our patrons at robinsthewebsite.com slash patron if you want to jump on there and watch us on our Patreon. But in the meantime, audio listeners, keep it locked in right here, but go over to Patreon if you wanna see our reactions to all the music. But Chappelle, you tweeted during the week.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I don't think Charles does a patron. Oh, well listen, Charles, uh, that all you need is a, uh, you know, some sort of mobile device computer to go over to Rob's website.com slash patron to sign up for free where you could listen to Marianne Oak, it's answering patron questions from this Charles likes it. Charles likes that. Yes. Yes. Okay. Shevel, you had tweeted during the week that you had a very, you couldn't wait for Monday. You couldn't wait for Club Kondo because you had very hot tapes.
Starting point is 00:03:55 He couldn't wait for Monday that he had a hop on a pot on the weekend. Yeah, I did. I had to. Yeah. I was seeing the internet and you know me. I love when people are mad at Survivor. I love it. Yeah, I was seeing the internet and you know me. I love when people are mad at Survivor. I love it. That's my favorite thing. Like when the people are fighting, at least they're talking about my favorite show, even if they're just like yelling about it. I don't care. I
Starting point is 00:04:12 remember, look, Aubrey and Michelle, if people were burning down families, you know, it was crazy. And I was there and I was like, yeah, more, more of this. Charles, were you okay with that? With a Survivor color wrong finale? No. Were you okay with that with a Survivor Color Wrong finale? No! Chrissy, Hoffbeck, and Ben was another one that tore the world apart as well. I like it. I like the drama. And so here, people are mad. And so I didn't want to make people mad at me. I want people to be mad at everybody else and then I can just comment on it from the sidelines.
Starting point is 00:04:41 And so we've given it a few days. Hopefully people have calmed down enough to hear my spicy take. Okay. We're ready. Okay. I've got a glass of, I've got a gallon of milk standing by cause that's what they say. Something too spicy. You need a lots of milk. Yeah. Well, David's ready. Yeah. All the beef cakes of survivor 48 better be ready with milk in hand. You better be ready. Listen, it's not even that spicy. Oh yeah, oh yeah, we forgot. We used to have a theme song here. We've been through so much in these Survivor streets. But yeah, it's not that spicy. It's just that I know they like to tussle out here in these streets and I don't want to be the one that
Starting point is 00:05:21 they jump next. I'm gonna admonish the editing of this season a little bit, and then I'm also going to put my cape on and stand up for Mitch. I don't think Mitch is who we should be mad at as a family. I think a lot of people are mad at Mitch, taking out this, like, why didn't he go to rocks? Honestly, I think that it's not even that great of a move to go to rocks. I think the odds are not in his favor, and he's not even going to get out one of the main targets if he goes to rocks.
Starting point is 00:05:46 So I wasn't really impressed by that. But if you wanted a big swing, y'all just let Kyle get away with this this week. Kyle just says like, hey, I think the jury's not going to like it if I flip on Joe. And so we're like, yeah, blame Mitch. I'm like, wait, it's Tom's fault. In fairness to me, I said I thought there were three people responsible for the state of the quagmire gigity that we are in right now. And I did say that Mitch was number one and Kyle was two and Cheyenne was three.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Kyle is definitely number one. You know, like Camilla's like, okay, let's go flip. He's like, you can flip. I'm not. And everybody's like, yeah, okay. Mitch though, you know that Mitch, he should flip. I was like, no, go get Kyle. Go get Kyle. I'm joking. Stop everybody's like, yeah, okay. Mitch though, you know that Mitch he should play. I was like, no, go get Kyle. Go get Kyle. I'm joking. Stop bullying these survivor players. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:06:30 What's the power rankings of who's responsible for this? I said Mitch won Kyle too. Chappelle says Kyle won. Mitch won Kyle too in who three? Shaheen. But listen, don't be mean to the survivor players when the editors are the ones that are really wasting our time here, I have a huge issue with the editing this season. Can I have the media handles for the editors? No, they don't have that.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Can I push back on that though, respectfully? Yes, of course. I've actually been rather impressed with the internet at large that I feel like that isn't this a beautiful thing that we've seen where that the people online are not disparaging a person for any sort of like like anything about their like physical characteristics or any sort of like bullying of anybody's like conditions or anything like that and people are only jumping all over people for the quality of their gameplay like isn't that you know isn't there something beautiful about that?
Starting point is 00:07:41 That's the dream that Cowboy had. Yeah. No. I see that they're using that to then go and jump and then talk about other people's characteristics. They're like, you made a bad gay move or a move I didn't like. Thus, I'm going to talk about your mama. You know, it's gotten really personal here in Survivor Street. They're talking about the mamas? It's mother time, Rob. They're on it.
Starting point is 00:08:02 It is Mother's Day coming up on Sunday. It is, mommy! coming up on Sunday. It is. Mommy's Day. Yeah. But listen. Happy Mother's Day, Charles. Thank you. Yeah, I really just have an issue with the editing. I really feel like there's been so much where we've been having to make it up this season.
Starting point is 00:08:17 You know, like they're leaving votes that we don't see anybody who, we don't know why people are making certain votes. You know, they didn't do that to us in the past. It was very formulaic a lot of times, but at least we weren't having to like play Nancy Drew to make this thing happen. And so it's getting a little odd to me. And then in this season, in this episode, I mean, we saw the rise and fall of star almost immediately. All these people have a problem with star.
Starting point is 00:08:38 And I don't even think most of them have said her name in any confessionals this season, so I feel like they're leaving a lot out to give us. Was that a CGI Bumblebee in front of Joe's face during that challenge? You think that was AI? That was a fly. I think it was, yeah, but fly with an A and an I. I just feel like it's not the same. Wasn't that a Black Mirror episode, Josh? The bug that was like the bees I know is a Nicolas Cage movie if it was a black mirror I'm Jeff Goldblum movie where he was the fly I remember that one that was gross he like throws up he eats the throw up mmm I
Starting point is 00:09:19 don't need 90 minute episodes we're gonna gonna spend 15 of it Yeah, no that too. I'll say what you know who loved it my mom she was oh my god, you know, sometimes My mom is a huge Joe fan and I talked to her this weekend about it and she is loving the season She says it's great and she's like, you know, it's just sometimes it's nice to see just a nice guy doing well. So that if this season has one fan, it's my mom. She's loving it. She's very happy. Nobody make a move. Shout out to all the fan out there. Does that mean for this season, Joe is mother? A mother's favorite. Yes. Is Joe mother of the mother's favorite. Yeah. Yes. No. Although, yeah, my mom does
Starting point is 00:10:09 always seem to root for a survivor. Joe, you know, she is always taken with a survivor Joe's, but that being said, it's right on that one. Yeah. You know, I know some of the Joe's are bringing down the average. All right. Yeah. Yeah. But we got Del Campo in the mix. So we're rapping, you know, ramping all the way back up. That's true. I wonder if we did the math on that. Are we more Pro Joe than not Joe on Survivor Joe's? I need to, I need to go see the, I need to see the numbers. Any other Survivor Joe's come to mind? Kentucky Kentucky Joe Next year Yeah, Joe Manna Joe Manna Joe Gowdell. Oh Charles actually told me that he's a big fan of Dandy Joe
Starting point is 00:10:59 Joe Manganiello. Yeah. Yeah So I mean are there any either Joey's or Joseph's or people that we're not thinking of? Not one that I would speak of no, okay. All right. So How about this? Okay. So mitch has been at the center of a firestorm online and so Mitch did clap back a few different times This week. Let's talk about it here on Club Condo, talking about what people are saying on social media. Mitch said earlier this week that he said,
Starting point is 00:11:36 somebody said, yet another episode of Mitch saying he can't catch a break after doing nothing and winning nothing. Sounds like the fishy award. Okay. And then- It's a war for losers. Yeah. Mitch responded. Sorry. My back is broke from carrying my tribe in the team portion of the game. Taking a
Starting point is 00:11:52 page on a say's book. Wow. Wait, what did say say? She says that her back was broke from carrying the entire season. The season. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. She might, she might have a point. I think so. The episodes without Say have not hit the same as the episodes without Say. Definitely not. Okay. And then, okay, this is where I have to... Look, Chappelle, this is now... Okay, we were having fun, now I'm going to be serious.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Okay. So, we have to talk about something. One of the RJP podcasters, a long time host of our MTV challenge or hop-up, Brian Cohen, of course, he podcasts with Ali Lasher, that he had tweeted a thought on Friday, that Brian Cohen has never gotten into any hot water on social media earlier. One thing survivors should take a page out of Bravo's playbook is if they need to show receipts to clown their contestants. When Mitch gets voted out, flashback to him not making a move here.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Eva targeting star, flashback to her being gifted an idol Stop protecting them in the edit and plain view sue a totally unaffiliated Reality TV fan said I like it. Okay. Yeah, I mean I don't think that that's a bad take Yeah, I think it's not like survivor hasn't done this before I'm thinking This was like the entirety of the world's Apart finale, wasn't it? Was just like- Oh yeah, Dan Foley.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Yeah, Dan Foley live feeds is what we got that episode. Yeah. Brian Cohen, again, picking on reality TV contestants who are not bothering him. This man- Oh no, you got it. You have to know Brian Cohen. You don't see, if you know Brian Cohen's tweets, his tweets are subtle trolls and he targets these like underrepresented populations, specifically reality TV stars and tries to
Starting point is 00:13:50 make them feel better. I remember when he came for the sequester people, he's gotten into it with the big brother. If you don't, yeah. With Bono, this is just like Charles loves Bono. Oh yeah. Charles loves Bono was one of the millions of hearts that were claimed. So this post earned a response from Mitch. Who said, Brian Cohen, pipe down over there. I'm currently boycotting RHAP. Let that be known.H.A.P. Let that be known. Wow. Wait a second.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Hold the phone. Hold the phone. Yeah. Now, I'm not big on the social media anymore. However, I do want to say that a couple of things were on the video version. You've got the tweets pulled up. A couple of things caught my eye immediately. Rob, if you would, could you quickly shift back to the Brian Cohen tweet? on the video version, you've got the tweets pulled up. A couple of things caught my eye immediately. Rob, if you would, could you quickly shift back to the Brian Cohen tweet?
Starting point is 00:14:50 Just like click back into the Brian Cohen tweet. Yeah, it's very important that we can get back there. I'll go back there. I just wanna verify. Take me back to God's country. Yeah, I wanna go back. I wanna go back to Brian Cohen's tweet is the thing that I'd like to check back on
Starting point is 00:15:06 One more time. Okay Brian Cohen's tweet some good engagement on Brian Cohen's tweet 11 responses 41 retreats 1.4 thousand likes, 26 bookmarks. Yeah. Can you go to Mitch's tweet? Sure.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Okay, the stats on Mitch's tweet, four responses, a single tweet. Josh, I think you're being a little unfair that, you're comparing like apples and oranges here. Brian Cohen has a much bigger following. Mitch is on television. Yeah, but that's Brian Cohen. Nevertheless.
Starting point is 00:15:52 What else I would say about this is that's fine. You'd think that like Mitch even with a smaller following would have a little more engagement than he got on that tweet. Which is to say, we here at RGP, I don't think we got anything to worry about. Are we boycotting Mitch as well? No, why would we boycott Mitch? He's on the show that we cover.
Starting point is 00:16:13 And if Mitch, that, Mitch, please come back. Don't boycott RHAP. Mitch, don't. I got my Mitch count on me. Please, Mitch, don't do this to Mitch. We need you. Mitch, we do. Don't do this to us. We need you. Don't do this to us.
Starting point is 00:16:27 We do. I support Mitch. I support Mitch. Brian Cohen always does this. This is his favorite thing to do, to go pick on the reality TV people, and they haven't realized it yet. They just fall into his trap. We really need to start weaponizing Brian Cohen a little bit more. You know? Don't leave us high and dry. Mitch, don't boycott R.H.P. You need us. No, we know we need Mitch. You need us. Oh, what do you mean, Josh? What is it? What is it? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:16:53 Charles? Yeah. Yeah. You need us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good for you. We're good for Mitch. We're good for you. Yeah. You need to got you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:04 New slogan I'd like to test out for R. We're good for you, Mitch. Yeah. You need him. We got you. I have a new slogan I'd like to test out for RHAP. RHAP, you need us. You need us. Great, yeah. We like you all out there, too. We need you. You need us. You need us.
Starting point is 00:17:18 That's what I want to say. Boycott Brian Cohen. Just boycott Brian Cohen altogether. It's OK. It's like, it's all right. OK, Brian Cohen. Just boycott Brian Cohen altogether. You know, it's okay. If Brian Cohen has that kind of dichotomy and like the disparity of follows and engagements to bitch, I think promote him. Let's put Brian Cohen live on the wall. Hold on. I have a... Oh, there's somebody at the podcast door, Chappelle. Oh no. People at the kickback? Okay. Oh, no people at the kickback. Okay
Starting point is 00:17:48 Oh, wait, hold on. Okay, we have uh, oh, okay. Hold on. Uh Wait, hold on. It's it's it's mitch is here mitch is here mitch mitch Will you please will you please end your boycott of rhjp? And he says no No, no, come on, Mitch. Come on, Mitch. Come on. No, RHAP. Mitch. This reaction video is iconic. Come on.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Do it. Come back. Please. Please, Mitch. Please, please. Yeah. He said no. He said no. That's iconic. Look, if you're not going to go on reality TV, at least come out with a good reaction video. You know, that's that's what you got to do. You won't. Yeah. Boycott. Bitch, come back to R.H.A.P. now.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Yeah. So, yeah, that's been a big video that's been been going around. I love that video. Look, I like. I love that video. That That forever will be a gift that keeps on giving. How many survivors have that? No, Mitch is a king for that for sure. That's going to live forever and that is good stuff. Whatever you want to say about Mitch's game, whatever you want to say about what Mitch is choosing to boycott and not boycott here in the year 2025 We'll never be able to take that gift away from him No, the gift that keeps on giving. The gift that keeps on giving is right. Mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:19:14 Okay. All right So we'll see ultimately what happens in terms of the final seven if it makes move and just to put a finer point on the Mitch thing I I Can see what you're saying, Chappelle, that maybe it's not such a great move for Mitch to go to rocks at the final eight, but I just did not like how he was so indignant about Star coming to him, and that it's like,
Starting point is 00:19:37 Star, are you crazy? I would never work with you. I would rather, like, I'm not making, I'm not, like, Mitch, like, is there, could we, could we try, maybe try to figure out a way to make this work? Because it seems like you're just sitting on your hands. Yeah, Mitch, go back to Kyle and say, Kyle, please. You know, because I really think that the, the flip is perfect.
Starting point is 00:19:57 The flip needs to happen. But flipping at four- And it can happen at seven. It can happen at seven. But flipping, flipping at four-four, or making a tie at 4-4 when Joe and Evil would both be immune in that round, what's the best case scenario for him? Mary goes? Right. So if Mitch was like, yeah, like, okay, Star has a plan. I like, that's not my plan. I've got a different plan.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Like, okay, fine. All right, cook. But this is like, hell no! I would got a different plan. Like, okay, fine, all right, cook. But there's the fact that he's like, hell no, I would never work with you. That's the worst idea I've ever heard. What's the flip plan you think? Is the flip plan Kyle, Camilla, Mitch, Mary? Well, I think that the plan- Not if Kyle is standing on business and saying,
Starting point is 00:20:41 I'm not gonna vote out Joe, I'm not gonna do it. How are they gonna bring him in? Well, he knows he's got to do it eventually. He's got to do it, right? Who, Kyle or Shaheen? Yeah, he's got to flip. Kyle, come on. He doesn't have to.
Starting point is 00:20:53 I mean, he's got to Shaheen, who I think is a great character and has provided great entertainment. He's demonstrated very little. I feel like actually rather early on this show has been, if we're talking about receipts, I think like the show has been like clowning Shaheen's decision making from, at least since the Thomas vote.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Yeah, explain. I'm expecting, well in the Thomas vote, that entire episode, he's talking about how he's got this right read on all these people and he's totally wrong. And I feel like that's happened a couple of more times. I don't have the receipts on them. Yeah, I don't know of those other times
Starting point is 00:21:22 that are beyond the time. Yes, he definitely got wrong on the Thomas vote, but I think he's been on the right side of the vote. I think on every other vote since then. I think he's been on the right side of the vote, but I think that there have been like moments I think in the end, the off fidelity to the Joe and Eva thing that like with Kyle, like that just popped off this week. I think I can't turn on Joe, which was disappointing for sure to hear. And I say that as somebody I like Joe a lot. I like evil a lot.
Starting point is 00:21:50 I just do think like it's gotten a little boring and it feels like it's going to be a frog march to the finish. And I'm not super here for that. With that being said, I feel like Kyle is the one who like we've been really invested in his like sort of like undercover alliance with Camilla this entire time. He's the one that I'm watching to make the move. I don't know that I'm expecting a move from Shaheen at this point.
Starting point is 00:22:12 I feel like I was expecting it more from Kyle, but Kyle told us this week that he's really thinking maybe he doesn't think he can do it. He doesn't think the jury will like it. Yeah, yeah. And maybe he'll let Shaheen be the one to make the move, right? Shaheen, Camilla, Mary, and Mitch all go for strong after one of Joe or Eva who's ever left.
Starting point is 00:22:32 But if Joe and Eva are both immune, which they really could be, considering she has two public advantages and Joe is probably the most likely person to win immunity, Shaheen might be next in line anyway. So, yeah, who knows? I do think the one thing that could open up the season could be that if we get where Shaheen decides to make a move on Kyle, like I had thought that Kyle would make a move on Shaheen. If Shaheen decides like, hey, okay, this is the week I'm going to make my, I can't touch
Starting point is 00:23:00 Joe, I can't touch Eva. I'm going to my move on Kyle and then Camilla rats out Shaheen to Kyle. I do think that that could open some things up in a Kyle versus Shaheen situation. Yeah. Where I think that Kyle, I think would actually have the upper hand there and maybe, but may end up saying like, hey Joe and Eva, let's vote out Shaheen. He's trying. He turned against the four. And if I may to yes, and that a little bit. What if Shaheen is not actually targeting Kyle? And what if this is Camilla saying like, you let me do the dirty work.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Your name will be clear. You'll be fine. Camilla has invented these little lies along the way. This would be a very good one. I do think if the flip is going to happen, it's gotta largely happen because Camilla did some witchcraft, which I think she's super capable of. She's been a very shrewd player. And similarly, that was kind of the plan that they came up with during the Cedric vote where Cedric got voted out, where that they were going to make up that Shaheen had an idol and then tell David that but
Starting point is 00:24:05 According to David in the exit interview. He said that that was not really that likely of a player that did not get that far down the road Unlikely. Yeah, our Davids are fighting though. David Bloomberg and David Kenny have been fighting all season God's in that fight to be honest Got him on the ropes. David, milk David, he is the one who has been giving his exit press. David Bloomberg's whole thing is he got to go dive into the exit press, dive into the interviews, the secret scenes to find out why this person lost. Well, a lot of stuff David Kenney is saying is not quite lining up. He's saying, I was never going to go against the physical and the,
Starting point is 00:24:46 what is it, the integrity alliance or whatever. Then why did you have Mary on the periphery? Why did you have Star that you were working on? It's like a lot of the things that he's saying aren't really checking out for Bloomberg and Bloomberg has been on his neck. I didn't really have a dog in the fight recently, but I went on YX lost and now I'm like, I'm team Bloomberg. Get them again. Whack them. Whack them. David, David B. Yeah. Not the other day. Here's a, another tweet from this week. Mary had a post where she, Mary ends up taking this clip from her talk conversation with with Joe where Joe said, well, I so appreciate, oh, I'm sorry, Mary said to Joe,
Starting point is 00:25:28 I'm so appreciate you telling me this. Mary replied, narrator. And what she really meant was she's incredibly insulted. You thought she would buy a single millisecond of this combo. Wow. Now that's spicy. I hope Joe's got some milk for that. Whang. Milk a second.
Starting point is 00:25:50 I just feel like, yeah, I just feel like when something like this happens to a survivor, it's always very shocking to me that you would come to somebody and tell them you're about to vote them out or that you want them to vote for you. That's how Joe and Eve do it. Yeah, but that's very surprising to me because for a good survivor player,
Starting point is 00:26:06 like Mary seems to be, she's gonna like, okay, I'm going to take that, I'm not going to react. But if it was me, the spirit of Jatea would have just entered my body. And I'd be like, okay, I'm next, bet. And then there goes the rice. You know, like, you think we had a rice negotiation, we're really going to be fighting for our lives in a second. So I'm just fifth, and there's nothing I can do about second. Cause y'all just, so I'm just fifth and there's
Starting point is 00:26:26 nothing I can do about it. And y'all are telling me now an eight crazy. That's crazy. Have fun. You know, uh, as Shaheen will say, welcome to the party. It would be such a bad idea to tell me something like this, but Hey, that's, that's on Eva and Joe. They're winning the season right now. So what do I know? Okay. The person who was out this week, it was Star and Star got to grace us with My Enemies Are Plotting. Chappelle, what was your review of My Enemies Are Plotting? Somehow I missed it. So I heard the song, but when it started to play, I just kind of zoned out, like I blacked out a little bit because it just felt like, this isn't happening.
Starting point is 00:27:07 This isn't happening on Survivor. We're not doing this right now. We did not just drop a hip hop beat on top of a Survivor confession. We didn't do that, but we did. We really did. I actually have never heard the song. It was playing, I know it was happening, but somehow I just got caught up in the frenzy of what was going on and then it was over.
Starting point is 00:27:24 I know she rapped, but I couldn't tell you how it happened. Yeah, definitely. Definitely cannot remember anything about that moment. I just, it just was a, it was so just outside of Survivor that it just caught me off guard. Did you like it? What was your reaction? I don't know. I loved it.
Starting point is 00:27:39 I don't know. I mean, those, especially the shot of her, like where the drone shot of like it was so good I mean, there's never been anything like that in the show I mean Josh not since the Chris Noble ponderosa video have we ever seen anything like that? Yeah, and that's a an extra curricular activity this this was a canonical Edition survivors loving like a music video in its new era, whether it was like the...
Starting point is 00:28:10 The guy's not... Playing, playing with the boys. Yeah, and then, like I said, I've been complaining about the editing this season. I have a lot of complaints about it, but I guess I do like that Survivor is doing a little bit different when it comes to like isolating these little pop culture moments they have in the show.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Like Josh said, the playing with the boys moment. But then also Andy's, he's all that moment. You know, they're stepping away from the seriousness of the show and giving us a little levity sometimes. I just wish that like you do that and also still give us a good episode. And I don't know if they can, if they've done both this season. You know what? Here's what I'll say. Oh, wait, you were playing a clip. Play a clip. My enemies are plotting. What? What? My enemies are plotting. My enemies are plotting on me.
Starting point is 00:29:01 On me. Yeah, the crump mix. So good. I think I think the survivor producers knew that this was Wandoff week. So that was that was like survivors official submission to the Wandoff. I'd give a hat. Mm hmm. Oh, see that for that. They've they finally acknowledged Club Kondo. And now they're acknowledging the Wandoff survivor. They've been finally acknowledged Club Condo and now they're acknowledging the Wandoff Survivor. They've been acknowledging Wandoff. Yeah. They're in on it. They're in. They're in.
Starting point is 00:29:31 RGP is basically just like starting to overlap in Survivor and I can't tell where one is starting and one is ending. Why I'm telling Mitch don't boycott us. You need us. Yeah. You need us. That being said, like I loved that from Star. I think that that was great from Star, very fun from Star. Where I'm kind of where you're, and earlier in the season where Shaheen's doing his rendition of Ancient Voices or whatever, I feel like where you're losing me is when Propst is trying to art direct them into a Wandoff. Well, you're saying that, okay, My Enemies Are Plotting was the official survivor direct them into a Wandoff. Well, you're saying that, OK, my enemies are plotting
Starting point is 00:30:06 was the official survivor rendition for the Wandoff, but it was not the only musical moment of the episode. Let's listen to Jeff Probst tell you what's worth playing for. Fried chicken and waffles. Let me say it again. Fried chicken and waffles. Say it with me. Fried chicken and waffles. Fried chicken and waffles. Say it with me. Fried chicken and waffles. Fried
Starting point is 00:30:27 chicken and waffles. Fried chicken and waffles. Fried chicken and waffles. Come on, Chappelle. Fried chicken and waffles. They're savory. They're sweet. They're savory. They're what you want to eat. They're savory. They're sweet. They're sweet. Come on, Charles! That's how you do it on Survivor, baby! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I would have ripped my skin off and run and jump into the ocean if Jeff's helped me to champ some fried chicken and waffles. They're savory. They're sweet. That was difficult. They're what you want to eat. Like that felt like, that felt like really inflicted.
Starting point is 00:31:16 That felt like, you know, like that felt like you were like, what are you supposed to do? Like I'm in the, I'm in the room with you. I don't have a way out. You're telling me to do this. I guess I will. It didn't feel good. I just got babe texted, by the way. Come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:31:35 That was so good, right? First, no. What? First, babe texted. Come on, Mitch, do it. Savory, they're sweet. They're what you wanna eat. Come on, Mitch. Come on Mitch do it! They're sweet! They're what you want to eat! Come on Mitch! Come on, you're gonna do a boycott
Starting point is 00:31:50 RJP but still do that? God dang it We must be awful here I don't like it I feel like the fried chicken and waffles, now I'm not a curator of what makes it into the top 5 or not on the Wandoff, but I do think this would have been an honorable mention at best.
Starting point is 00:32:10 I don't like it. I didn't like it. It's like Sophie Clark is in South Pacific and coaches like praying and she's like, yeah, looking around like, I guess, it's just like the leader is telling me to do a thing. I got to do it. I just have to. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's really, you know, and that's great. And I do like that the show is getting more experimental and silly and stuff. And what I do love is that like, probes is fully in like his dad era. And like, he doesn't really care if he's embarrassing the kids, but the are getting a little older and like so there's like some secondhand embarrassment he's like ah dad and i think that that's sort of what this was but he's still long hair don't care here in the new era so good for jeff like just expressing himself i do feel like this time the expression felt almost like um an infliction of himself upon the rest of us and that I didn't love as much. Okay. All right. Josh, do you think for 50 he gets more wacky? Does Jeff lean all the way in?
Starting point is 00:33:11 No, I don't think so. Should we vote on this? Is this in the hands of the fans? Should we vote more? The waffle song? Should it come back? Hey, the waffle song? Oddly, yes. Oddly, I do think so. I desperate to see Jeff try to make like Colby Donaldson do that. You know, like Colby's absolutely not Jeff. No way. I said, we're ready. We're ready to play the challenge. Okay. I got a song for you. No, I don't want that. No, just a little piece of it. I don't want any chicken. Damn. Or
Starting point is 00:33:41 waffles. Damn. Like I want to, I want to see him try to like get some of these any chicken, damn, or waffles, damn. I wanna see him try to get some of these, like some of the legendary people you would assume are gonna make it onto 50, like do that. Because I don't think it's gonna go that way. I don't think it'll go, we'll get a really different result. I actually do wanna see that result. That was all I wanted to see. Yeah, that is fair.
Starting point is 00:34:01 I feel like that there is probably, it depends on how many people from the old school versus the new school there are in Survivor 50. 50 is going to be a big vibe shift potentially by the way. Yes. Like it's not just like our first returning player season in a very long time. It's also Jeffree's first returning player in a very long time. First time since New Era launch. I think that there's a lot of reverence for Jeffrey and survivor writ large amongst the new era people. And not to say that some of those people won't be back here, but there will also be older era people who I don't think are going to have like that same reverential thing. I think Jessica would be sad about it. I think that the vibe is
Starting point is 00:34:39 going to shift. Things are going to be very interesting. So let me shift the vibe a little bit to something else. Of course, a different legend of Survivor, Boston Robb, that he, of course, had such a great run on the Traders this past season. And so because of his newfound fame, Boston Robb has been making all sorts of different commercials that we've seen, Chappelle.
Starting point is 00:35:04 We saw him on Dunkin donuts. We saw him talking about, what was it? Hardies that he recently did. But check out that Boston romp has now partnered with degree. Have you seen this? No. Okay. Josh, have you seen this?
Starting point is 00:35:21 Yes. Yes, Charles. Okay. Everybody feast your ears on this. Here is Boston Rob for degree antiperspirant. OK, here we go. Here is Boston Rob Mariano. I want you all to know that I know what's going on. At first, I thought it was just me. But as I started digging, I saw the TikTok comments, the Reddit threads. Turns out I wasn't alone. I don't know what degree was thinking treating us so disrespectfully. And then I found it,
Starting point is 00:35:59 an entire army of people calling out degree for switching up their beloved Cool Rush scent. That's when I knew I wasn't crazy and I had to do something about it. So Chapelle, did you know about all the people that were up in arms over Degree Cool Rush came off the store shelves? Up in arms? I see what you did there. No, I didn't know. I didn't know this was a thing.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Yeah, and I'm a Degree guy that I guess I always, I didn't realize that they't know. I didn't know this was a thing. Yeah, I'm a degree guy that I guess I always I didn't realize that they change the flavor. Oh, my God. Did you see the image of him? Like, so he's a free for not watching. He's fully Godfathered out. Yeah, he's got the he's all he's full of Marlon Brando. There's this great shot of him going like this. This is his like little it is just such a weird little angle.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Boston Robb, they don't even say his name in this. He's just that, you just know, watching this. You had your own Brando in the new era? No, screw that guy. Yeah, that cool brush sense. He wasn't cool, He was talking about Pokemon Yeah, I'm the cool brush Brando. I didn't know about the cool rush sense at all. Actually. Yeah, it's very refreshing Have you used it? Yeah
Starting point is 00:37:18 Every day since 1997 Okay, since degree was invented. You wanted to be Boston Rob so bad. You wanted to be Boston Rob so bad. There's an alternate history where- Yeah, I'm sweating him. Not anymore, baby. Alternate history where the different Rob- We could have bonded over Cool Rush. I should have brought that up on Survivor All-Stars. Hey, you Cool Rush? Would you degree?
Starting point is 00:37:40 Boston Rob is an Italian icon now. This is incredible. Now? Always. This is incredible. Now? Always. He's out. Never left. He's like top five though. Look at him. They could have gotten a legit actor for this and they were like, no, let's go get Boston Rob. Let's get Boston Rob for this. Yeah. Wow. The way you just called Boston Rob an illegitimate actor. I did. And I stand by it. Let's just say I made them an offer. They couldn't refuse. Look at this back. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you, Rob. Yes. Wow. And then of course all the great comments, Brittany Hayes, Carolyn, and then Jonathan Young said, this is art. Mr. Rob, you were
Starting point is 00:38:26 made for this part. Oh, Jonathan, give it a rest. Give it a rest. We get it. Mr. Rob. Yeah. Mr. Rob. That was great. Yeah. I loved it. I was great. Yeah. Can I call you Mr. Rob? If you want to, I don't love it, you know, but Jonathan does it but are people calling you like like are like Dominic's friends and Anthony's friends are like, hi, mr. Cisternino I know none of them have ever had a mister before What are they like you? Dominic's dad That's what they have called you. Hi, mr. Cisternino, thanks for having me over
Starting point is 00:39:11 Upstairs I don't really see the people that come in and out Then instead like you're like the scary guy I doubt that also you're you're out of, out of mind. Yeah, that's that part. Yeah. To those children and those children alone, are you a frightening figure on this earth? I really don't think so. Not really my vibe. Okay. I'm kind of scared of you Mr. Sestrino. Alright. Okay. So. I want to be around you. You've got podcasts and stuff. Now who's this? This is what happened to Charles. This was me when I was a boy. Young Charles.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Young Charles. He's got decisions to make. He's got decisions to make. Young Charles. Okay, alright. This was me when I was scared as a kid. So. I got so nervous.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Charles, don't be nervous, okay? Here's what we're going to do. We're going to, if you're watching the YouTube video, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna... If you're watching the YouTube video, we're gonna leave you here. Because what we're gonna do is that we are going to switch over to do the Wandoff podcast listeners. We're gonna take a break and when we come back, we'll jump right into the wand off for you here on YouTube. Go to Rob is website.com slash patron for everything for the wand off. Okay. So let's get ready for the wand off when we come back right after this. exclusively here on Patriot. I'm proud to present the survivor 48 Wanda. You can straight up leave here, it would make me so happy for the rest of my life If you'd shut the shirk up and just eat your damn rice
Starting point is 00:41:07 It's the wand off, it's the wand off forever if you need to You can straight up leave here, but it'll make you so happy for the rest of your life If you turn the songs off, then turn out to be nice You oughta know right now Before you go any further, it's the wand off It'll be here forever! Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ehhhhhhhh
Starting point is 00:41:27 Ehhhh Ehhhh Ehhhh Chuck? Can I call you Chuck? Oh no! No. No dice. Okay. All right. Well, we got a ton of submissions from the listeners. Obviously, we can't get to all of them, but of course, Dominic Sestrino got to choose the ones that were the most aesthetically pleasing to ears, the ones that were funniest. So if anybody has an issue with the selections of what made it into the show, please.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Read the room. Like you're going to critique a child. Are you okay? maybe Maybe I'm gonna boycott you Yeah I wish my dad cared about me that much. Oh, that got a little sad, young Charles. Well, yeah, I mean, he's just not as good of a guy.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Okay. A lot happened between me and my dad. Dixon, is that you? You know, I had a hard childhood. My dad was nowhere to be found. My grandpa, he was something else. Took me to a chocolate factory one time. He pretended he couldn't walk for a very long time and then all of a sudden he could.
Starting point is 00:43:12 And then suddenly he could. And then once the police found out about that, they found out that he'd been faking his disability. Young Charles, I thought you had a heart out that you needed us to hit on this podcast No, no Charles, we actually do Charles no Do five minutes of young You just told me you had a time you had to be out of here past this one or else we ever even existed. You're fine with me. You just told me you had a time you had to be out of here. That was the time. That was the time.
Starting point is 00:43:50 I'll never be invited back to a podcast, won't we Charles Senior? No. So I think that maybe they just really are worried that they're never gonna be on a pod again. So they're just trying to like take up some space. But I think these guys got what they're here for. All right, of course our listeners answered the call and we have so many Wandoffs to get to.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Of course, we could not get to the Wandoff without the talents of Wanda Shirk, of course, the legend or the great host of the Wandoff. And of course, I will be leaving my body and of course I'll possessed by what yeah this is a little sad young Charles but I will be possessed by the ghost of the one and only Casey Kasem oh gosh okay I don't know that I don't think we should be doing this in front of a kid mmm yeah We are so back. Mr. Sestrino, are you OK? It's Casey, frickin' Casey.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Oh my God. He swore. That's right. Charles, I'm taking over. Chappelle, it's good to be back. Wow. That's ironic because Charles is usually in charge. back. Wow. That's ironic because Charles is usually in charge. Yeah. Chappelle, let me just tell you from where I spend my days, they make us sing the fried chicken and waffle song every single day. I'd say at the bar was in hell and I was, I was so sure of it. I was correct. I thought Casey was in heaven. Well, it turns out it's the bad thing. Not my heaven. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:45:27 You work in the entertainment industry for as many years as I did, and it turns out it's a tough bar to clear. Oh shit, I gotta get a new job. Josh will be seeing you one day. Oh man. Oh God. That being said. I think that one's Oh, man. Oh, God. That is right, Mr. Sturrito, the one off.
Starting point is 00:45:50 And we, of course, are going to be listening to all of the songs that a young, talented child put together. Of course, don't blame his dad if your song didn't get it. I would love for everyone to join us as the start of the ceremonial first Wandoff and only Wandoff of Survivor 48. So please stand. Chappelle? Rob, are we standing?
Starting point is 00:46:24 That's Casey Kasem. Do the people, do the, do the, oh sorry. Sorry, Casey. Casey please stand. Chappelle. Rob. Are we standing? That's Casey. Casey. Do the people, oh sorry, sorry, Casey. Do the people, the people who are new to club condo, this is their first season watching club condo. Do they know what the Wondoff is? Have you, are you, are you, have you made sure that our listeners are familiar? Yeah. Okay. Do I need to put a hand on my chest? Wondelf established in 2017, the ultimate survivor song parody contest listeners have submitted and we listened. And now here's the most dishonorable mentions from across the country. Thank you Josh for standing to honor our country as we begin with Josh She shut down Luigi's She don't care about stars
Starting point is 00:47:26 Not about integrity Or the bushes and logs Chasing after Mary As she solved cryptograms Hoochie mamas went scared Kevin couldn't survive Getting stabbed in the butt cheek Oh, say, voted Cedric just to prove a point
Starting point is 00:47:57 Oh, the cast of 50 Better prepare for sale. Wow. That was a beautiful job by Francesqua Scott Key. We are so bad. You may all be seated and you can put your caps back on. Oh my God. I liked Wombat Nation's national anthem this year.
Starting point is 00:48:30 I thought it was really good. That's dishonorable. Then we're in for a good run. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, I'm excited. He was singing. There was definitely some moments in there.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I was like, okay. Did you also, Chappelle, did you hear how he rolled his Rs? Yes, the integrity. I was like, oh, but I didn't know it sounded like that. If he were the king of the forest. Exactly. Yeah. We got a Caroline Ryan up in this piece.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Caroline Ryan behind Butchie. Josh Romeo setting the tone for this wand off. Of course. He said, Butchie. I was like, yeah. I did hear that. Yeah, it's a good line. Good line.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Here is another honorable mention. This one comes to us from Lyle Henry. ["Drop the Beat"] Hey! Ha ha! Drop the beat. David, talking about milk every night. Don't want that 2% though.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Joe's blindside sent him him home, that's that tribal council But before that, we moved back, switched it up like an idol Say I'm married, be final, that's that tribal council Star can't relate to Kevin's diving Queen Stephanie is on vacation and I got this pizza boy But he won't be voting Cedric had his way and I know we got him Too bad the California girls came in and got split up for ya That's Kyle and Camilla for ya and got split up for you. That's Kyle and Camila for you.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Lio! Lio! That was a real banger from Sabrina Thompson Carpenter. God, I think what would happen to me if I drank too much espresso is the same thing that happens if you drink too much milk Mm-hmm Another one I drink a gallon of foamed milk every day Yeah, yeah, is that with your fried chicken and waffles in hell? That's right before the waffles yeah Hey, man, love have me in the first half, but when we got past the chorus, he just like said F the beat.
Starting point is 00:50:48 I'm just going, I'm just going. I'm going. I'm going. That's why we're in the dishonorable mentions. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. We're doing the bossa nova over here.
Starting point is 00:50:59 We're doing club condo, baby. That's the other term for where I am. Club condo is in hell? It is now. Oh, damn. It used to be underwater, Josh. I don't know if you knew this. Club Kondo was underwater at first, when it first started. And somehow we've managed to go to hell too. Whoa, Club Kondo was like the Atlantis of survivor podcasts? It was.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Like the lost city, the kingdom under the water? Yeah, when we used to play the extended theme, so it used to be a whole thing, but we were underwater at the first couple episodes. Go back and check me. I'm not lying. Swallowed by the the ocean monsters brought down to the liquid magma core of the earth. Magma, is it? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Okay. Science. All right. We've got another dishonorable mention. This one comes to us from Lil DJ High Voice.
Starting point is 00:51:53 There's too much going on here. Oh, it's my song! Yo yo! It's Lil DJ High Voice with a song about the first three boots! We all were booted out. Guess it was our time Cause we are airsigned We want to talk about
Starting point is 00:52:10 How we think they's fine But where's our screen time? We're the first boots Gone to town of W-U-L-A We're the first boots We hate Cedric and we hate Zane If you don't like the merch, come talk to us We'll say, wait you did tell Cedric you lost your book?
Starting point is 00:52:31 That is just absurd! We'll have a good chat till Say shows up at Bonerosa B-O-N-D-R-O-S-A We're the first boots Just in Kevin's Stephanie Do, do, the first wave Do, do, the first wave Do, do, the first wave
Starting point is 00:52:54 What are we even doing here? Hey, let Alvin and the Chipmunks Where is my agent? No, I like that Who was the song by Rob? Alvin Sly and the Chipmunks. Ah! I didn't like that!
Starting point is 00:53:11 I would have thought it was going to be Alvin and the Silas Chip Gaither Monks, but I don't think we do him anymore. Hey, is Chip in Hell with you yet? No. You know how Hell works, right Josh? Hey, is Chip in hell with you yet? No. You know how hell works, right Josh? He's coming. Just letting you know. Chip's coming and when he comes, he's gonna say, smokes.
Starting point is 00:53:39 I'll explain the concept to you another time how this works. Yeah, I thought, Yeah, I did. He's got he's coming. He's coming. Is it time delayed arrival? I like that song. I don't think it was dishonorable at all. I really enjoyed that.
Starting point is 00:53:56 I loved the Alvin and the Chipmunks as a youngling. Yeah. And the Chipettes, they were there, too. The Chipettes, you know, I crushed hard on the Chipettes as a kid. It was weird, actually. As you should have. Yeah, I was Chipettes, they were there too. The Chipettes, yo, I crushed hard on the Chipettes as a kid. It was weird actually. As you should have. No, no, no. I was like into them. I felt like I was like a little Theodore
Starting point is 00:54:09 just like crushing hard on the Chipettes. It was Eleanor, she was the one. I knew it, I could tell. I was Eleanor, man. Next up, we've got an honorable mention that maybe Josh Wiggler might've been singing at his dinner on Friday night. Oh.
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Starting point is 00:55:39 Yes Yes. A beautiful ballad from Billy Garcia Joe. Thank you, Kat. They were nice scenes from that Italian restaurant. An Italian restaurant like Luigi's. Can I tell you, so I went to an Italian restaurant with Rob the other night true story Okay, true story
Starting point is 00:56:07 Casey can you release Rob temporarily just to confirm? Oh my god. Oh my bad. Oh, I was in the worst place It was there were flames everywhere and we were we were we were singing about waffles and chicken Yeah, man, and I had to drink a gallon of foam espresso and Cheyenne was throwing it at my face and I wasn't laughing. Well, I hate to make you come back just to talk about more fried chicken,
Starting point is 00:56:34 but Rob, we went out to an Italian dinner together the other night, yeah? Yes. You got like, I felt like, I was really impressed with, for someone who gets like broad swiped with boring chicken as a stereotype, you got very compelling chicken on Friday night. Did you ever pee on the glass?
Starting point is 00:56:54 Is chicken parm considered fried chicken? Yeah, yes, definitely, for sure. It's a form, it's a form. It's a form of fried chicken. But you didn't just get like chicken parm. You got like chicken with brugliano. It was like some sort of like. It was like kind of like ham and some kind of cheese on it.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Yeah. You got like it was like. It was like chicken parm. You got like, it was like, there was like a sage leaf on there and some shit was fried. It was on there. You were going wild. You were going ham on some Frito Misto.
Starting point is 00:57:26 I was, I was. Rob, I've just, I had never seen you eat like that before. And I just, I want to give you props because you get like, oh, boring chicken rub, doesn't like food. The guy I ate dinner with on Friday night, that Rob, loved food. Listen, when you're out to dinner with good friends, you know, eat what you want Do the right thing and the other 99% of the time but save that 1% for a special night. It was good
Starting point is 00:57:52 It was huge. It was a really big chicken No, damn you still have that heart out, correct? Yeah, what? Oh shit. Okay, stop down to do Side about dinner sorry, sorry, okay. I'm gonna go back to the wand off It's fine with me, I just thought Josh Wiggler needed to leave by a certain way I do I do I do I'm gonna have to leave I Just want to get to everything I know no no we're no, no, we're going to we're going to we're going to do it. OK. All right. Speaking of Italian restaurants, here is an
Starting point is 00:58:32 honorable mention here from Jason Lee about something that happened recently on Rob is a podcast. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Well, she won Survivor twice, and she talks with Sestinino. It's the old school interview from after the Boston live show. Rob mentioned Justin's pizzeria, and now Sandra has a question. Well, is that where they caught Luigi Mangione? Do it Mitch won't go to Roxappella!
Starting point is 00:59:24 Big text impending. Oh no! No, no, no. Thank you, Jason. One more honorable mention for you. I was going to say I'm dead. That killed me, but that seems taste Unlike that delicious chicken par can I tell you a very quick true story the other night I was singing this song in the wild for real I was playing with Emily was and I were hanging out and she was in the other room and I put on Rock-a-pella I put this song on and I started singing all the lyrics and from the other room
Starting point is 01:00:02 She babed me and she thought that she had married someone who knew all of the lyrics to the song fluently, only to come into the room and I was just reading it off the phone, but I was singing it all the time. So that happened. One more honorable mention for you from Eric James Barger. Wow, we'd be laughing about that. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
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Starting point is 01:01:01 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh, he got me. He will turn it on you. What are you doing? What are you thinking? Telling him even though there's some logic behind what you do.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Oh, poor me. I said doesn't make smart. Yes, a beautiful song from Janu Kramer. Oh, wow. Wow. All right. Now we've heard the dishonorable mentions. Now it's time to hear the top five songs in all of Wandoff nation. Okay. Are you ready? Let's begin the countdown. This week, coming in at number five, it's a song that comes to us from some recent friends of Survivor and Rob has a podcast. Here is Sam Fallon and the 47 friends. Oh, no way.
Starting point is 01:02:11 I'm not this. Is Sam about to evanescence us? Chappelle, are we about to wake up inside? I think he's gonna bring us to life. Shaheen can see into the night while Eva's gone. Leaving camp down into the shore, where is she off to now?
Starting point is 01:02:39 Where do I go? My allies are sleeping somewhere cold Until I find them there now I must wake Joe Wake Joe up tonight Wake Joe up! Come on, wake up! Save me! Save me from what Eva's trying to hide Wake Joe up! Tell him what she's done
Starting point is 01:03:13 Come on, wake up! That she's on the run Save me! Save me before my day comes undone Ciao! Ciao! Wow. Wow. What a job by Evie Essence. Wait, was that really? Is that really from Sam? That's what the card says.
Starting point is 01:03:35 That's unbelievable. And Sam, thank you for not boycotting our A-S-A-M. Thank you for not boycotting our A-S-A-M. Thank you for not boycotting our A-S-A And Sam, thank you for not boycotting our HAP. Unbelievable. Great, great work. Hilarious. Hilarious. Wake Joe up inside. Next up we've got a song from Rick Jennings. And Rick has a song about the romantic lives
Starting point is 01:04:16 of one of the survivor players. Okay. If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars, I would buy you some milk, drink some chocolate milk to get strong. If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars, I wouldn't have to sell a nipple, I'd still have two or three left over. Wow. If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you back. If I had a million dollars, I wouldn't have to live in Dad's yard.
Starting point is 01:04:58 If I had a million dollars, I'd buy a house it wouldn't be that hard. If I had a million dollars you wouldn't give me ultimatum. But maybe that's for the best. Yeah that seems kind of toxic. I'm actually in a better place now. Oh that's great. Yeah. A beautiful song by Jenna and Heidi. by Jenna and Heidi. Oh man, you know that was a really toxic story. I'm so glad that that's over. Love will find a way. I thought that if I had a million dollars, I never would have guessed that David's dating that one.
Starting point is 01:05:43 That one? I never would have guessed that David's dating that one. That one? Charles, what do you mean? Her? She's lovely. Sure. It's just giving egg, you know, it's just like her. Charles, spicy takes. It just feels like, uh, that's that bit.
Starting point is 01:06:08 It doesn't need to go pre-emerge. It's certainly first boot. This is pretty low. Charles, Charles, come on. Take it back. You're going to, you're going to get, you're going to get multiple survivors boycotting RHAP. Don't care. All right. I wish that the, let's go to Wondoff legends checking in here is Corey B. Control the whole tribe Something awful's knocking at the door
Starting point is 01:07:06 Disloyalty That's what I see when you won't listen to me Kyle and Jaheen It shouldn't be so hard to fall in line It's giving a vibe You're with Camilla You're still aligned And every wound green We don't need folks on the side
Starting point is 01:07:30 Camilla Still I tried To force and force the both of them Camilla's still a killer Dude is a complete idiot David and Destiny Yeah. Dude is a complete idiot. David is dead to me. David is dead to me. David is dead to me.
Starting point is 01:07:50 What a jam from Michael Jackson Fox. What a jam from Michael Jackson Fox. What a jam from Michael Jackson Fox. Wow, wow, amazing. Remember him? Remember him? Jackson Fox, new era. New era, yes. New era. New Era. New Era. Had to reach
Starting point is 01:08:07 for a second. I was like, that's not ringing a bell. That means New Era. Wow. I did not know where the Thriller rhyme was going. So, woof. Camilla took me down. That was great. Another all-timer from Cory B. We love it. All right. The number two song in Wandoff Nation comes to us from some creators and another survivor podcast from the Making the Merge podcast. Here is the number two song in the nation. Okay. And you know what? They sent in two versions and I was about to play the four minute and 30 second version and said, you know what?
Starting point is 01:08:59 I say to wand off submissions that are more than 60 seconds. No, we'll play. They sent in a shorter version too, which we appreciate here is here is the shorter version of the number two song in the nation. I know I wanted star to stay but now I'm left with Mitch and he is telling me no way. My name is Camilla and I hope this song it doesn't curse my game and of me leaving Fiji. Petey said, don't you sing a song just about me I think I want to stay and this song cursed my game I've got the Muscle Bros and they won't let me be
Starting point is 01:09:59 I want to have fun but I've got all the bros And they won't let me be involved I want to have fun, but I've got all the bros, and they won't let me be involved. And I sit in the sun, and I plot a new plan, and I pull Kyle on in. But for now, I see Big Bro Club. I'm going to keep on fighting with the Big Bro Club. I'm going to keep on thinking about sending Joe home
Starting point is 01:10:29 I'm gonna keep resisting on the Big Bro Club Big Bro Club That was an incredible song from Chapel Rowan Knight. I believe Thomas helped produce that song also. Not for real. Maybe the real one. Send me the four minute one. Yeah, I'll take it.
Starting point is 01:11:02 I don't get the joke. Thomas is a music producer who is working with artists like Chapel Rhone in the music industry. And he just goes by Thomas? Thomas Nottinger from this season. I don't know, I understand it now. It was not super deep. I didn't understand it either. And I thought that I'd missed a reference of some kind. Oh man.
Starting point is 01:11:37 Here it is. Are you ready, Chappelle? Would you prefer to be Chappelle Rhone? I like Chappelle Rhone? I like Chappelle Rhone. That was funny when you did it the first time. Yeah, I'll take it. Mr. Chappelle, I don't get that joke.
Starting point is 01:11:53 No, just kidding. That's what I do. I was like, well, my name is Chappell. That's what I got. Okay, Mr. Beedle, keep it going. We've got the number one song in Wandov nation here and it comes from the creator of the fishy theme song, the very talented Eric James Parker. Okay. someone who has been maybe the MVP of survivor 48. Y'all know me, Miss A. Hughley, Green Tribo G,
Starting point is 01:12:31 Hated on by most of these hoochies with no taste in TV. But they don't see me cause I beat the confessional record by F3. Mad at me cause I'm surviving a tribe that is constantly losing immunity. Who you think that is constantly losing immunity Justin back to Luigi's And I better not see any other air signs with the going home rapidly But I still be running these twitter streets And if you try to step then go regret when you see these tweets
Starting point is 01:13:08 So what am I saying to somebody I hate? Getting shades from Johnny Fairplay? If you don't get your washed up cornball, I'm straight outta my way Say Hughley, more confessionals than Ron Cooney Everybody on the beach is a goddamn clown Cause the ratings go down when the season lose me Ain't no need to miss me, cause if you voted me you'd leave swiftly But I'll blow your kiss from 50, it's okay go on home Chrissy Nowadays everybody wanna talk on Survivor 48 Oh man. Quite good. Quite good. Oh man quite good quite good
Starting point is 01:13:46 It one donation from dr. Dre and M&M. Oh he flippin Incredible could have been Slim Shade D. That's too much. I don't get it. I'm overstimulated. D won the season of Survivor. Former host of On Fire with Jeff Probst. He was on it. I have tears in my eyes. And there you have it. The number one song in Wondoff Nation. Great job to all. It's one of those great moments where you know what it's building towards.
Starting point is 01:14:32 You gotta love that. You love that. It's so good. That's great. Wondoff Nation showed up. We showed up here for the season 48 Wandoff. Good, good stuff. And so for another season, Chappelle and Josh, I'll leave you. Well wait, but this takes a totally different vibe now because Chappelle, are we really gonna let Casey go to hell? I mean, it sounds like he has to. Because, Chappelle, are we really gonna let Casey go to hell? I mean, it sounds like he has to.
Starting point is 01:15:07 This is like, I think we get to decide. Much like this podcast, yes. No! No, no! I won't let you! I'll take your place, Casey! This isn't a G, it is dead! No, Mr. Charles, we can't go down there!
Starting point is 01:15:24 Oh yeah, not our time, I'm scared! We have to go, Charles. Be brave. Is that reservation you had? Oh no. Thank you all to the listeners and all the wand off submitters. We'll see you in survivor 49, but until then to all our listeners out there be sure to keep your feet on the ground and keep your head in the stars my enemies are plotting oh I'm back I'm back what I miss was it a good wand off he missed a great Charles come back Charles is now in hell with Casey case and oh my god Casey hell yeah oh yeah by the way where you were was hell that's where
Starting point is 01:16:11 you're going that makes so much sense yeah you got the spoilers on hell yeah Yeah, how was it? Yeah, it was Yeah Yeah, if I could Do I do I want to go back? I guess is the question No You know what it was it was very hot and yeah, and I was wondering but I'm so caught they wish they kept showing this week's Survivor episode and it was a repeat. Oh Yeah, Mitch didn't want to flip yeah Alright, Josh Wiggler. What's coming up for you? What's coming up for me is
Starting point is 01:17:03 the return of the great Heroes vs Villains 15 years greater podcast where Rob Sesternino and I have been rewatching Survivor Heroes vs Villains for the patrons of RHAP. We are getting very close to the end of the line. This upcoming episode, one of the other people who you will someday see in hell, Russell Hance, is going to really give the business a very upsetting episode for one, Captain of Sports, Danielle DiLorenzo. If you want to relive that atrocity, it is coming up next in the Patreon feed for RHAP. If you're watching us on Patreon, you know where to find it. Robitswebsite.com slash patron. That's it. Okay. And then she should help. What's going on for you?
Starting point is 01:17:50 This, you know, this is fun. We got some social media content coming your way. And of course, we have the nothing but Netflix podcast. We've been talking about battle camp. We got the interviews with Trey and QT out. We did the whole season review and then we're going to start diving into some new stuff over on nothing, but Netflix. got to go to nothingbutpod.com to subscribe to that podcast and check out what we have going on over there. All right. Thank you so much for joining us here for Club Condo. Check out my interview with Gabby Pascuzzi as well coming up on Monday. I'll be back with Steven after the episode four of Survivor Know It All. Stay curious a good one. Bye! Bye!

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