RHAP: We Know Survivor - Survivor 48 Wandoff on Club Condo
Episode Date: May 5, 2025This week, Rob and Chappell discuss Survivor 48 episode 10....
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Hey everybody, what's going on?
Rob Sestradino back for a very special week of Club Kondo and we are all ready and all
of my friends are plotting to bring you a very fun time today.
First here, fresh off the heels of coming off of the Why Blank Lost podcast, it's Chappelle.
Chappelle, how are you?
Hey, what's up man?
I'm back.
Yes.
I went over to Why Blank Lost and they have a bunch of rules, Rob.
I hated it.
So many rules.
So many rules. So many regulations. You know I like that. But I love talking to David Bloomberg
and Jess. Please go check that out. It was so much fun.
Okay. All right. And very excited to have here with us a special guest here for Club
Kondo because today in this very podcast, we will be hearing from the lyrical geniuses out in RHAP Nation. Of course you could not
do it without this man, the inventor of the Wandoff, of course with Wanda Shirk,
it's Josh Wiggler! Hello! How are you? Good! Yes,, this is a new Josh Wiggler original character.
Yes!
We're building him as we go too.
It just kind of came out.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I think I'm going to call him Charles.
Charles!
Charles!
So, what do you think of Survivor 48?
Bud! Oh? Oh no. I thought you loved the
new era now, Charles. You're back out. Oh man. Things were going so well. Okay. And
then we did get a little stuck in the mud. And we're here to
talk about everything that's happening in the world of survival. And there's a lot happening
at this hour. Like what? We'll tell you. We'll tell you about it. Tell me now. I've no spoilers.
I got nothing on the club condo spoilers here. Coming, coming into this. Yeah. So I have
no idea. And certainly I didn't listen to why blank lost this week
So should tell your your takes will be original to me as well. Yeah, okay
We're gonna get into everything plus stay tuned later on in this podcast
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if you wanna see our reactions to all the music.
But Chappelle, you tweeted during the week.
I don't think Charles does a patron. Oh, well listen, Charles, uh, that all you
need is a, uh, you know, some sort of mobile device computer to go over to Rob's website.com
slash patron to sign up for free where you could listen to Marianne Oak, it's answering
patron questions from this Charles likes it. Charles likes that. Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Shevel, you had tweeted during the week that you had a very, you couldn't wait for Monday.
You couldn't wait for Club Kondo because you had very hot tapes.
He couldn't wait for Monday that he had a hop on a pot on the weekend.
Yeah, I did.
I had to.
Yeah.
I was seeing the internet and you know me.
I love when people are mad at Survivor. I love it. Yeah, I was seeing the internet and you know me. I love when people are mad at
Survivor. I love it. That's my favorite thing. Like when the people are fighting, at least they're
talking about my favorite show, even if they're just like yelling about it. I don't care. I
remember, look, Aubrey and Michelle, if people were burning down families, you know, it was crazy.
And I was there and I was like, yeah, more, more of this.
Charles, were you okay with that? With a Survivor color wrong finale?
No.
Were you okay with that with a Survivor Color Wrong finale?
No!
Chrissy, Hoffbeck, and Ben was another one that tore the world apart as well.
I like it. I like the drama. And so here, people are mad. And so I didn't want to make people mad at me. I want people to be mad at everybody else and then I can just comment on it from the sidelines.
And so we've given it a few days. Hopefully people have calmed down enough to hear my spicy take. Okay. We're ready. Okay. I've got a glass
of, I've got a gallon of milk standing by cause that's what they say. Something too
spicy. You need a lots of milk. Yeah. Well, David's ready. Yeah. All the beef cakes of
survivor 48 better be ready with milk in hand.
You better be ready.
Listen, it's not even that spicy. Oh yeah, oh yeah, we forgot. We used to have a theme song here.
We've been through so much in these Survivor streets. But yeah, it's not that spicy. It's
just that I know they like to tussle out here in these streets and I don't want to be the one that
they jump next. I'm gonna admonish the editing of this season a little bit, and then I'm also going
to put my cape on and stand up for Mitch.
I don't think Mitch is who we should be mad at as a family.
I think a lot of people are mad at Mitch, taking out this, like, why didn't he go to
rocks?
Honestly, I think that it's not even that great of a move to go to rocks.
I think the odds are not in his favor, and he's not even going to get out one of the
main targets if he goes to rocks.
So I wasn't really impressed by that.
But if you wanted a big swing, y'all just let Kyle get away with this this week.
Kyle just says like, hey, I think the jury's not going to like it if I flip on Joe.
And so we're like, yeah, blame Mitch.
I'm like, wait, it's Tom's fault.
In fairness to me, I said I thought there were three people responsible for the state
of the quagmire gigity that we are in right now.
And I did say that Mitch was number one and Kyle was two and Cheyenne was three.
Kyle is definitely number one.
You know, like Camilla's like, okay, let's go flip.
He's like, you can flip.
I'm not.
And everybody's like, yeah, okay.
Mitch though, you know that Mitch, he should flip. I was like, no, go get Kyle. Go get Kyle. I'm joking. Stop everybody's like, yeah, okay. Mitch though, you know that Mitch he should
play. I was like, no, go get Kyle. Go get Kyle. I'm joking. Stop bullying these survivor
players. I don't like it.
What's the power rankings of who's responsible for this?
I said Mitch won Kyle too. Chappelle says Kyle won.
Mitch won Kyle too in who three?
Shaheen.
But listen, don't be mean to the survivor players when the editors are the ones that are really wasting our time here, I have a huge issue
with the editing this season.
Can I have the media handles for the editors?
No, they don't have that.
Can I push back on that though, respectfully?
Yes, of course.
I've actually been rather impressed with the internet at large that I feel
like that isn't this a beautiful thing that we've seen where that the people
online are not disparaging a person for any sort of like like anything about their like physical characteristics or any sort of
like bullying of anybody's like conditions or anything like that and
people are only jumping all over people for the quality of their gameplay like
isn't that you know isn't there something beautiful about that?
That's the dream that Cowboy had.
Yeah. No. I see that they're using that
to then go and jump and then talk about other people's characteristics.
They're like, you made a bad gay move or a move I didn't like.
Thus, I'm going to talk about your mama.
You know, it's gotten really personal here in Survivor Street.
They're talking about the mamas?
It's mother time, Rob. They're on it.
It is Mother's Day coming up on Sunday.
It is, mommy! coming up on Sunday. It is. Mommy's Day.
Yeah.
But listen.
Happy Mother's Day, Charles.
Thank you.
Yeah, I really just have an issue with the editing.
I really feel like there's been so much where we've been having to make it up this season.
You know, like they're leaving votes that we don't see anybody who, we don't know why
people are making certain votes.
You know, they didn't do that to us in the past. It was very formulaic a lot of times, but at least we weren't having to like
play Nancy Drew to make this thing happen.
And so it's getting a little odd to me.
And then in this season, in this episode, I mean, we saw the rise
and fall of star almost immediately.
All these people have a problem with star.
And I don't even think most of them have said her name in any confessionals
this season, so I feel like they're leaving a lot out to give us.
Was that a CGI Bumblebee in front of Joe's face during that challenge?
You think that was AI? That was a fly.
I think it was, yeah, but fly with an A and an I. I just feel like it's not the same.
Wasn't that a Black Mirror episode, Josh? The bug that was like the bees I know is a Nicolas Cage
movie if it was a black mirror I'm Jeff Goldblum movie where he was the fly I
remember that one that was gross he like throws up he eats the throw up mmm I
don't need 90 minute episodes we're gonna gonna spend 15 of it Yeah, no that too. I'll say what you know who loved it my mom she was oh my god, you know, sometimes
My mom is a huge Joe fan and I talked to her this weekend about it and she is loving the season
She says it's great and she's like, you know, it's just sometimes it's nice to see just a nice guy doing well.
So that if this season has one fan, it's my mom.
She's loving it. She's very happy. Nobody make a move.
Shout out to all the fan out there.
Does that mean for this season, Joe is mother?
A mother's favorite. Yes. Is Joe mother of the mother's favorite. Yeah. Yes. No. Although, yeah, my mom does
always seem to root for a survivor. Joe, you know, she is always taken with a survivor
Joe's, but that being said, it's right on that one. Yeah. You know, I know some of the
Joe's are bringing down the average. All right. Yeah. Yeah. But we got Del Campo in the mix. So
we're rapping, you know, ramping all the way back up. That's true. I wonder if we did the
math on that. Are we more Pro Joe than not Joe on Survivor Joe's? I need to, I need to
go see the, I need to see the numbers. Any other Survivor Joe's come to mind? Kentucky Kentucky Joe
Next year Yeah, Joe Manna Joe Manna Joe Gowdell. Oh Charles actually told me that he's a big fan of
Dandy Joe
Joe Manganiello. Yeah. Yeah
So I mean are there any either Joey's or Joseph's or people that we're not thinking of?
Not one that I would speak of no, okay. All right. So
How about this? Okay. So mitch has been at the center of a firestorm online and so
Mitch did clap back a few different times
This week. Let's talk about it here on Club Condo,
talking about what people are saying on social media.
Mitch said earlier this week that he said,
somebody said, yet another episode of Mitch saying
he can't catch a break after doing nothing
and winning nothing.
Sounds like the fishy award.
Okay.
And then-
It's a war for losers. Yeah. Mitch responded.
Sorry. My back is broke from carrying my tribe in the team portion of the game. Taking a
page on a say's book. Wow. Wait, what did say say? She says that her back was broke from
carrying the entire season. The season. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. She might, she might have a point. I think so.
The episodes without Say have not hit the same as the episodes without Say.
Definitely not.
Okay.
And then, okay, this is where I have to...
Look, Chappelle, this is now...
Okay, we were having fun, now I'm going to be serious.
Okay.
So, we have to talk about something.
One of the RJP podcasters, a long time host of our MTV challenge or hop-up, Brian Cohen, of course,
he podcasts with Ali Lasher, that he had tweeted a thought on Friday,
that Brian Cohen has never gotten into any hot water on social media earlier.
One thing survivors should take a page out of
Bravo's playbook is if they need to show receipts to clown their contestants.
When Mitch gets voted out, flashback to him not making a move here.
Eva targeting star, flashback to her being gifted an idol
Stop protecting them in the edit and plain view sue a totally
unaffiliated
Reality TV fan said I like it. Okay. Yeah, I mean I don't think that that's a bad take
Yeah, I think it's not like survivor hasn't done this before I'm thinking
This was like the entirety of the world's Apart finale, wasn't it?
Was just like-
Oh yeah, Dan Foley.
Yeah, Dan Foley live feeds is what we got that episode.
Yeah.
Brian Cohen, again, picking on reality TV contestants who are not bothering him.
This man-
Oh no, you got it.
You have to know Brian Cohen.
You don't see, if you know Brian Cohen's tweets, his tweets are subtle trolls and he
targets these like underrepresented populations, specifically reality TV stars and tries to
make them feel better. I remember when he came for the sequester people, he's gotten
into it with the big brother. If you don't, yeah. With Bono, this is just like Charles
loves Bono. Oh yeah. Charles loves Bono was one of the millions of hearts that were claimed.
So this post earned a response from Mitch.
Who said, Brian Cohen, pipe down over there.
I'm currently boycotting RHAP.
Let that be known.H.A.P. Let that be known.
Wow. Wait a second.
Hold the phone. Hold the phone.
Yeah. Now, I'm not big on the social media anymore.
However, I do want to say that a couple of things were on the video version.
You've got the tweets pulled up.
A couple of things caught my eye immediately.
Rob, if you would, could you quickly shift back to the Brian Cohen tweet? on the video version, you've got the tweets pulled up. A couple of things caught my eye immediately.
Rob, if you would, could you quickly shift back
to the Brian Cohen tweet?
Just like click back into the Brian Cohen tweet.
Yeah, it's very important that we can get back there.
I'll go back there.
I just wanna verify.
Take me back to God's country.
Yeah, I wanna go back.
I wanna go back to Brian Cohen's tweet
is the thing that I'd like to check back on
One more time. Okay
Brian Cohen's tweet some good engagement on Brian Cohen's tweet 11 responses
41
retreats
1.4 thousand likes, 26 bookmarks.
Yeah.
Can you go to Mitch's tweet?
Sure.
Okay, the stats on Mitch's tweet,
four responses, a single tweet.
Josh, I think you're being a little unfair that,
you're comparing like apples and oranges here.
Brian Cohen has a much bigger following.
Mitch is on television.
Yeah, but that's Brian Cohen.
Nevertheless.
What else I would say about this is that's fine.
You'd think that like Mitch even with a smaller following
would have a little more engagement
than he got on that tweet.
Which is to say, we here at RGP, I don't think we got anything to worry about.
Are we boycotting Mitch as well?
No, why would we boycott Mitch?
He's on the show that we cover.
And if Mitch, that, Mitch, please come back.
Don't boycott RHAP.
Mitch, don't.
I got my Mitch count on me.
Please, Mitch, don't do this to Mitch.
We need you.
Mitch, we do.
Don't do this to us. We need you. Don't do this to us.
We do. I support Mitch. I support Mitch. Brian Cohen always does this. This is his favorite
thing to do, to go pick on the reality TV people, and they haven't realized it yet.
They just fall into his trap. We really need to start weaponizing Brian Cohen a little bit more.
You know? Don't leave us high and dry.
Mitch, don't boycott R.H.P.
You need us.
No, we know we need Mitch.
You need us. Oh, what do you mean, Josh? What is it? What is it? What do you mean?
Charles? Yeah. Yeah.
You need us.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Good for you.
We're good for Mitch.
We're good for you. Yeah.
You need to got you.
Yeah.
New slogan I'd like to test out for R. We're good for you, Mitch. Yeah. You need him. We got you. I have a new slogan I'd like to test out for RHAP.
RHAP, you need us.
You need us.
Great, yeah.
We like you all out there, too.
We need you.
You need us.
You need us.
That's what I want to say.
Boycott Brian Cohen.
Just boycott Brian Cohen altogether.
It's OK.
It's like, it's all right. OK, Brian Cohen. Just boycott Brian Cohen altogether. You know, it's okay.
If Brian Cohen has that kind of dichotomy and like the disparity of follows and engagements to bitch, I think promote him. Let's put Brian Cohen live on the wall.
Hold on. I have a... Oh, there's somebody at the podcast door, Chappelle.
Oh no. People at the kickback? Okay. Oh, no people at the kickback. Okay
Oh, wait, hold on. Okay, we have uh, oh, okay. Hold on. Uh
Wait, hold on. It's it's it's mitch is here mitch is here mitch mitch
Will you please will you please end your boycott of rhjp?
And he says no No, no, come on, Mitch.
Come on, Mitch.
Come on. No, RHAP.
Mitch. This reaction video is iconic.
Come on.
Do it. Come back.
Please. Please, Mitch.
Please, please.
Yeah. He said no. He said no. That's iconic.
Look, if you're not going to go on reality TV, at least come out with a good reaction video.
You know, that's that's what you got to do.
You won't. Yeah. Boycott.
Bitch, come back to R.H.A.P. now.
Yeah. So, yeah, that's been a big video that's been been going around.
I love that video. Look, I like.
I love that video. That That forever will be a gift that
keeps on giving. How many survivors have that? No, Mitch is a king for that for sure. That's
going to live forever and that is good stuff. Whatever you want to say about Mitch's game,
whatever you want to say about what Mitch is choosing to boycott and not boycott here in the year 2025
We'll never be able to take that gift away from him
No, the gift that keeps on giving. The gift that keeps on giving is right. Mm-hmm
Okay. All right So we'll see ultimately what happens in terms of the final seven if it makes move and just to put a finer point on
the Mitch thing
I I
Can see what you're saying, Chappelle,
that maybe it's not such a great move
for Mitch to go to rocks at the final eight,
but I just did not like how he was so indignant
about Star coming to him, and that it's like,
Star, are you crazy?
I would never work with you.
I would rather, like, I'm not making,
I'm not, like, Mitch, like, is there, could we,
could we try, maybe try to figure out a way to make this work?
Because it seems like you're just sitting on your hands.
Yeah, Mitch, go back to Kyle and say, Kyle, please.
You know, because I really think that the, the flip is perfect.
The flip needs to happen.
But flipping at four- And it can happen at seven.
It can happen at seven.
But flipping, flipping at four-four, or making a tie at 4-4 when Joe and Evil would both be immune in that round,
what's the best case scenario for him? Mary goes?
Right.
So if Mitch was like, yeah, like, okay, Star has a plan.
I like, that's not my plan. I've got a different plan.
Like, okay, fine. All right, cook.
But this is like, hell no! I would got a different plan. Like, okay, fine, all right, cook. But there's the fact that he's like,
hell no, I would never work with you.
That's the worst idea I've ever heard.
What's the flip plan you think?
Is the flip plan Kyle, Camilla, Mitch, Mary?
Well, I think that the plan-
Not if Kyle is standing on business and saying,
I'm not gonna vote out Joe, I'm not gonna do it.
How are they gonna bring him in?
Well, he knows he's got to do it eventually.
He's got to do it, right?
Who, Kyle or Shaheen?
Yeah, he's got to flip.
Kyle, come on.
He doesn't have to.
I mean, he's got to Shaheen, who I think is a great character
and has provided great entertainment.
He's demonstrated very little.
I feel like actually rather early on this show has been,
if we're talking about receipts, I think like the show has been
like clowning
Shaheen's decision making from,
at least since the Thomas vote.
Yeah, explain.
I'm expecting, well in the Thomas vote,
that entire episode, he's talking about
how he's got this right read on all these people
and he's totally wrong.
And I feel like that's happened a couple of more times.
I don't have the receipts on them.
Yeah, I don't know of those other times
that are beyond the time.
Yes, he definitely got wrong on the Thomas vote, but I think he's been on the right side of the
vote. I think on every other vote since then. I think he's been on the right side of the vote,
but I think that there have been like moments I think in the end, the off fidelity to the Joe and
Eva thing that like with Kyle, like that just popped off this week. I think I can't turn on Joe,
which was disappointing for sure to hear.
And I say that as somebody I like Joe a lot.
I like evil a lot.
I just do think like it's gotten a little boring and it feels like it's going to be
a frog march to the finish.
And I'm not super here for that.
With that being said, I feel like Kyle is the one who like we've been really invested
in his like sort of like undercover alliance with Camilla this entire time.
He's the one that I'm watching to make the move.
I don't know that I'm expecting a move
from Shaheen at this point.
I feel like I was expecting it more from Kyle,
but Kyle told us this week that he's really thinking maybe
he doesn't think he can do it.
He doesn't think the jury will like it.
Yeah, yeah.
And maybe he'll let Shaheen be the one to make the move, right?
Shaheen, Camilla, Mary, and Mitch all go for strong
after one of Joe or Eva who's ever left.
But if Joe and Eva are both immune, which they really could be,
considering she has two public advantages
and Joe is probably the most likely person to win immunity,
Shaheen might be next in line anyway.
So, yeah, who knows?
I do think the one thing that could open up the season could be that if we get where Shaheen
decides to make a move on Kyle, like I had thought that Kyle would make a move on Shaheen.
If Shaheen decides like, hey, okay, this is the week I'm going to make my, I can't touch
Joe, I can't touch Eva. I'm going to my move on Kyle and then Camilla rats out Shaheen to Kyle.
I do think that that could open some things up in a Kyle versus Shaheen situation.
Yeah.
Where I think that Kyle, I think would actually have the upper hand there and maybe, but may end up saying like,
hey Joe and Eva, let's vote out Shaheen. He's trying. He turned against the four.
And if I may to yes, and that a little bit.
What if Shaheen is not actually targeting Kyle?
And what if this is Camilla saying like, you let me do the dirty work.
Your name will be clear. You'll be fine.
Camilla has invented these little lies along the way.
This would be a very good one.
I do think if the flip is going to happen, it's gotta largely happen because Camilla
did some witchcraft, which I think she's super capable of. She's been a very shrewd player.
And similarly, that was kind of the plan that they came up with during the Cedric vote where
Cedric got voted out, where that they were going to make up that Shaheen had an idol
and then tell David that but
According to David in the exit interview. He said that that was not really that likely of a player that did not get that far down the road
Unlikely. Yeah, our Davids are fighting though. David Bloomberg and David Kenny have been fighting all season
God's in that fight to be honest
Got him on the ropes. David, milk David, he is the one who has been giving his exit press.
David Bloomberg's whole thing is he got to go dive into the exit press, dive into the
interviews, the secret scenes to find out why this person lost.
Well, a lot of stuff David Kenney is saying is not quite lining up.
He's saying, I was never going to go against the physical and the,
what is it, the integrity alliance or whatever. Then why did you have Mary on the periphery?
Why did you have Star that you were working on? It's like a lot of the things that he's
saying aren't really checking out for Bloomberg and Bloomberg has been on his neck. I didn't
really have a dog in the fight recently, but I went on YX lost and now I'm like, I'm team Bloomberg. Get them again. Whack them. Whack them. David,
David B. Yeah. Not the other day.
Here's a, another tweet from this week. Mary had a post where she, Mary ends up taking
this clip from her talk conversation with with Joe where Joe said,
well, I so appreciate, oh, I'm sorry, Mary said to Joe,
I'm so appreciate you telling me this.
Mary replied, narrator.
And what she really meant was she's incredibly insulted.
You thought she would buy a single millisecond of this combo. Wow.
Now that's spicy.
I hope Joe's got some milk for that.
Whang.
Milk a second.
I just feel like, yeah, I just feel like
when something like this happens to a survivor,
it's always very shocking to me that you would come
to somebody and tell them you're about to vote them out
or that you want them to vote for you.
That's how Joe and Eve do it.
Yeah, but that's very surprising to me
because for a good survivor player,
like Mary seems to be, she's gonna like,
okay, I'm going to take that, I'm not going to react.
But if it was me, the spirit of Jatea would have just entered my body.
And I'd be like, okay, I'm next, bet.
And then there goes the rice.
You know, like, you think we had a rice negotiation,
we're really going to be fighting for our lives in a second.
So I'm just fifth, and there's nothing I can do about second. Cause y'all just, so I'm just fifth and there's
nothing I can do about it. And y'all are telling me now an eight crazy. That's crazy. Have
fun. You know, uh, as Shaheen will say, welcome to the party. It would be such a bad idea
to tell me something like this, but Hey, that's, that's on Eva and Joe. They're winning the
season right now. So what do I know? Okay. The person who was out this week, it was Star and Star
got to grace us with My Enemies Are Plotting. Chappelle, what was your review of My Enemies Are
Plotting? Somehow I missed it. So I heard the song, but when it started to play, I just kind of zoned
out, like I blacked out a little bit
because it just felt like, this isn't happening.
This isn't happening on Survivor.
We're not doing this right now.
We did not just drop a hip hop beat on top of a Survivor confession.
We didn't do that, but we did.
We really did.
I actually have never heard the song.
It was playing, I know it was happening, but somehow I just got caught up in the frenzy
of what was going on and then it was over.
I know she rapped, but I couldn't tell you how it happened.
Yeah, definitely.
Definitely cannot remember anything about that moment.
I just, it just was a, it was so just outside of Survivor that it just caught me off guard.
Did you like it?
What was your reaction?
I don't know.
I loved it.
I don't know.
I mean, those, especially the shot of her, like where the drone shot of like it was so good
I mean, there's never been anything like that in the show
I mean Josh not since the Chris Noble ponderosa video have we ever seen anything like that?
Yeah, and that's a an extra curricular activity this this was a canonical
Edition
survivors loving like a music video in its new era,
whether it was like the...
The guy's not...
Playing, playing with the boys.
Yeah, and then, like I said,
I've been complaining about the editing this season.
I have a lot of complaints about it,
but I guess I do like that Survivor
is doing a little bit different when it comes to like
isolating these little pop culture moments they have in the show.
Like Josh said, the playing with the boys moment. But then also Andy's, he's all that moment. You know, they're stepping away from the seriousness of the show and giving us a little levity sometimes.
I just wish that like you do that and also still give us a good episode.
And I don't know if they can, if they've done both this season.
You know what? Here's what I'll say. Oh, wait, you were playing a clip.
Play a clip.
My enemies are plotting.
What? What? My enemies are plotting.
My enemies are plotting on me.
On me.
Yeah, the crump mix. So good.
I think I think the survivor producers knew that this was Wandoff week.
So that was that was like survivors official submission to the Wandoff.
I'd give a hat. Mm hmm. Oh, see that for that.
They've they finally acknowledged Club Kondo.
And now they're acknowledging the Wandoff survivor. They've been finally acknowledged Club Condo and now they're acknowledging the Wandoff
Survivor. They've been acknowledging Wandoff. Yeah. They're in on it. They're in. They're in.
RGP is basically just like starting to overlap in Survivor and I can't tell where one is starting
and one is ending. Why I'm telling Mitch don't boycott us. You need us. Yeah. You need us.
That being said, like I loved that from Star. I think that that was great from Star, very fun from Star.
Where I'm kind of where you're, and earlier in the season
where Shaheen's doing his rendition of Ancient Voices
or whatever, I feel like where you're losing me
is when Propst is trying to art direct them into a Wandoff.
Well, you're saying that, okay, My Enemies Are Plotting was the official survivor direct them into a Wandoff. Well, you're saying that, OK, my enemies are plotting
was the official survivor rendition for the Wandoff,
but it was not the only musical moment of the episode.
Let's listen to Jeff Probst tell you what's worth playing for.
Fried chicken and waffles.
Let me say it again.
Fried chicken and waffles.
Say it with me.
Fried chicken and waffles. Fried chicken and waffles. Say it with me. Fried chicken and waffles. Fried
chicken and waffles. Fried chicken and waffles. Fried chicken and waffles. Come on, Chappelle.
Fried chicken and waffles. They're savory. They're sweet. They're savory. They're what you want to eat.
They're savory. They're sweet. They're sweet. Come on, Charles! That's how you do it on Survivor, baby! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I would have ripped my skin off and run and jump into the ocean if Jeff's helped me to champ some fried chicken and waffles.
They're savory.
They're sweet.
That was difficult.
They're what you want to eat.
Like that felt like, that felt like really inflicted.
That felt like, you know, like that felt like you were like, what are you supposed to do?
Like I'm in the, I'm in the room with you.
I don't have a way out.
You're telling me to do this.
I guess I will.
It didn't feel good.
I just got babe texted, by the way.
Come on, come on.
That was so good, right?
First, no.
What?
First, babe texted.
Come on, Mitch, do it.
Savory, they're sweet. They're what you wanna eat. Come on, Mitch. Come on Mitch do it! They're sweet! They're what you want to eat!
Come on Mitch!
Come on, you're gonna do a boycott
RJP but still do that?
God dang it
We must be awful here
I don't like it
I feel like the
fried chicken and waffles, now I'm not a curator
of what makes it into the top 5 or not
on the Wandoff, but I do think this would have been an honorable mention at best.
I don't like it. I didn't like it. It's like Sophie Clark is in South Pacific and coaches like praying
and she's like, yeah, looking around like, I guess, it's just like the leader is telling me to do a thing. I got to do it. I just have to. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
It's really, you know, and that's great. And I do like that the show is getting more experimental and silly and stuff. And what I do love is that like, probes is fully in like his dad era. And like, he doesn't really care if he's embarrassing the kids, but the are getting a little older and like so there's like some secondhand embarrassment he's like ah dad
and i think that that's sort of what this was but he's still long hair don't care here in the new
era so good for jeff like just expressing himself i do feel like this time the expression felt
almost like um an infliction of himself upon the rest of us and that I didn't love as much.
Okay. All right.
Josh, do you think for 50 he gets more wacky? Does Jeff lean all the way in?
No, I don't think so.
Should we vote on this? Is this in the hands of the fans? Should we vote more?
The waffle song? Should it come back?
Hey, the waffle song?
Oddly, yes. Oddly, I do think so. I desperate to see Jeff try to make like Colby Donaldson
do that. You know, like Colby's absolutely not Jeff. No way.
I said, we're ready. We're ready to play the challenge. Okay. I got a song for you. No,
I don't want that. No, just a little piece of it. I don't want any chicken. Damn. Or
waffles. Damn. Like I want to, I want to see him try to like get some of these any chicken, damn, or waffles, damn. I wanna see him try to get some of these,
like some of the legendary people you would assume
are gonna make it onto 50, like do that.
Because I don't think it's gonna go that way.
I don't think it'll go, we'll get a really different result.
I actually do wanna see that result.
That was all I wanted to see.
Yeah, that is fair.
I feel like that there is probably,
it depends on how many people from the old school versus the new school there are in Survivor 50.
50 is going to be a big vibe shift potentially by the way.
Yes.
Like it's not just like our first returning player season in a very long time. It's also Jeffree's first returning player in a very long time. First time since New Era launch. I think that there's a lot of reverence for Jeffrey and survivor writ large
amongst the new era people. And not to say that some of those people won't be back here,
but there will also be older era people who I don't think are going to have like that
same reverential thing. I think Jessica would be sad about it. I think that the vibe is
going to shift. Things are going to be very interesting.
So let me shift the vibe a little bit to something else.
Of course, a different legend of Survivor,
Boston Robb, that he, of course, had such a great run
on the Traders this past season.
And so because of his newfound fame,
Boston Robb has been making all sorts of different commercials
that we've seen, Chappelle.
We saw him on Dunkin donuts.
We saw him talking about, what was it?
Hardies that he recently did.
But check out that Boston romp has now partnered with degree.
Have you seen this?
No.
Okay.
Josh, have you seen this?
Yes.
Yes, Charles.
Okay.
Everybody feast your ears on this. Here is
Boston Rob for degree antiperspirant. OK, here we go. Here is Boston Rob Mariano.
I want you all to know that I know what's going on. At first, I thought it was just me. But as I
started digging, I saw the TikTok comments, the Reddit threads. Turns out I wasn't alone.
I don't know what degree was thinking treating us so disrespectfully. And then I found it,
an entire army of people calling out degree for switching up their beloved Cool Rush scent.
That's when I knew I wasn't crazy and I had to do something about it.
So Chapelle, did you know about all the people that were up in arms over Degree Cool Rush
came off the store shelves?
Up in arms?
I see what you did there.
No, I didn't know.
I didn't know this was a thing.
Yeah, and I'm a Degree guy that I guess I always, I didn't realize that they't know. I didn't know this was a thing. Yeah, I'm a degree guy that I guess I always I didn't realize that they change the flavor.
Oh, my God. Did you see the image of him?
Like, so he's a free for not watching.
He's fully Godfathered out.
Yeah, he's got the he's all he's full of Marlon Brando.
There's this great shot of him going like this.
This is his like little
it is just such a weird little angle.
Boston Robb, they don't even say his name in this.
He's just that, you just know, watching this.
You had your own Brando in the new era?
No, screw that guy.
Yeah, that cool brush sense.
He wasn't cool, He was talking about Pokemon
Yeah, I'm the cool brush Brando. I didn't know about the cool rush sense at all. Actually. Yeah, it's very refreshing
Have you used it? Yeah
Every day since 1997
Okay, since degree was invented. You wanted to be Boston Rob so bad.
You wanted to be Boston Rob so bad.
There's an alternate history where-
Yeah, I'm sweating him. Not anymore, baby.
Alternate history where the different Rob-
We could have bonded over Cool Rush. I should have brought that up on Survivor All-Stars.
Hey, you Cool Rush? Would you degree?
Boston Rob is an Italian icon now. This is incredible.
Now? Always. This is incredible.
Now? Always. He's out. Never left. He's like top five though.
Look at him. They could have gotten a legit actor for this and they were like, no, let's go get
Boston Rob. Let's get Boston Rob for this. Yeah. Wow. The way you just called Boston Rob an
illegitimate actor. I did. And I stand by it. Let's just say I made them an offer. They
couldn't refuse. Look at this back. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you, Rob. Yes. Wow.
And then of course all the great comments, Brittany Hayes, Carolyn, and then Jonathan Young said, this is art. Mr. Rob, you were
made for this part.
Oh, Jonathan, give it a rest. Give it a rest. We get it. Mr. Rob. Yeah. Mr. Rob. That was
great. Yeah. I loved it. I was great. Yeah. Can I call you Mr. Rob? If you want to, I
don't love it, you know, but
Jonathan does it but are people calling you like like are like Dominic's friends and Anthony's friends are like, hi, mr. Cisternino I know none of them have ever had a mister before
What are they like you?
Dominic's dad
That's what they have called you. Hi, mr. Cisternino, thanks for having me over
Upstairs I don't really see the people that come in and out
Then instead like you're like the scary guy
I doubt that also you're you're out of, out of mind. Yeah, that's that part. Yeah. To those
children and those children alone, are you a frightening figure on this earth? I really
don't think so. Not really my vibe. Okay. I'm kind of scared of you Mr. Sestrino. Alright. Okay. So.
I want to be around you. You've got podcasts and stuff. Now who's this? This is what happened to Charles.
This was me when I was a boy.
Young Charles.
Young Charles.
He's got decisions to make.
He's got decisions to make.
Young Charles.
Okay, alright.
This was me when I was scared as a kid.
So.
I got so nervous.
Charles, don't be nervous, okay?
Here's what we're going to do.
We're going to, if you're watching the YouTube video, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna...
If you're watching the YouTube video, we're gonna leave you here. Because what we're gonna
do is that we are going to switch over to do the Wandoff podcast listeners. We're gonna
take a break and when we come back, we'll jump right into the wand off for you here on YouTube. Go to Rob is
website.com slash patron for everything for the wand off. Okay. So let's get ready for
the wand off when we come back right after this. exclusively here on Patriot. I'm proud to present the survivor 48 Wanda. You can straight up leave here, it would make me so happy for the rest of my life If you'd shut the shirk up and just eat your damn rice
It's the wand off, it's the wand off forever if you need to
You can straight up leave here, but it'll make you so happy for the rest of your life
If you turn the songs off, then turn out to be nice
You oughta know right now
Before you go any further, it's the wand off
It'll be here forever!
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Ehhhh
Ehhhh
Ehhhh Chuck? Can I call you Chuck? Oh no!
No. No dice.
Okay. All right. Well, we got a ton of submissions from the listeners.
Obviously, we can't get to all of them, but of course, Dominic Sestrino got to choose the ones that were the most aesthetically
pleasing to ears, the ones that were funniest.
So if anybody has an issue with the selections of what made it into the show, please.
Read the room.
Like you're going to critique a child. Are you okay?
maybe
Maybe I'm gonna boycott you
Yeah
I wish my dad cared about me that much.
Oh, that got a little sad, young Charles.
Well, yeah, I mean, he's just not as good of a guy.
Okay.
A lot happened between me and my dad.
Dixon, is that you?
You know, I had a hard childhood.
My dad was nowhere to be found.
My grandpa, he was something else.
Took me to a chocolate factory one time.
He pretended he couldn't walk for a very long time and then all of a sudden he could.
And then suddenly he could. And then once the police found out about that, they found out that he'd been faking his disability.
Young Charles, I thought you had a heart out that you needed us to hit on this podcast
No, no Charles, we actually do Charles no
Do five minutes of young
You just told me you had a time you had to be out of here past this one or else we ever even existed. You're fine with me.
You just told me you had a time you had to be out of here.
That was the time.
That was the time.
I'll never be invited back to a podcast,
won't we Charles Senior?
No.
So I think that maybe they just really are worried
that they're never gonna be on a pod again.
So they're just trying to like take up some space.
But I think these guys got what they're here for.
All right, of course our listeners answered the call and we have so many Wandoffs to get to.
Of course, we could not get to the Wandoff without the talents of Wanda Shirk, of course,
the legend or the great host of the Wandoff.
And of course, I will be leaving my body and of course I'll possessed by
what yeah this is a little sad young Charles but I will be possessed by the
ghost of the one and only Casey Kasem oh gosh okay I don't know that I don't
think we should be doing this in front of a kid mmm yeah We are so back.
Mr. Sestrino, are you OK?
It's Casey, frickin' Casey.
Oh my God. He swore.
That's right.
Charles, I'm taking over. Chappelle, it's good to be back.
Wow. That's ironic because Charles is usually in charge.
back. Wow. That's ironic because Charles is usually in charge. Yeah. Chappelle, let me just tell you from where I spend my days, they make us sing the fried chicken and waffle
song every single day. I'd say at the bar was in hell and I was, I was so sure of it.
I was correct. I thought Casey was in heaven. Well, it turns out it's the bad thing.
Not my heaven. Oh no.
You work in the entertainment industry
for as many years as I did,
and it turns out it's a tough bar to clear.
Oh shit, I gotta get a new job.
Josh will be seeing you one day.
Oh man. Oh God. That being said. I think that one's Oh, man. Oh, God.
That is right, Mr.
Sturrito, the one off.
And we, of course, are going to be listening to all of the songs
that a young, talented child put together.
Of course, don't blame his dad if your song didn't get it.
I would love for everyone to join us as the start of the ceremonial first Wandoff and
only Wandoff of Survivor 48.
So please stand.
Chappelle?
Rob, are we standing?
That's Casey Kasem. Do the people, do the, do the, oh sorry. Sorry, Casey. Casey please stand. Chappelle. Rob. Are we standing? That's Casey. Casey. Do the people,
oh sorry, sorry, Casey. Do the people, the people who are new to club condo, this is their first
season watching club condo. Do they know what the Wondoff is? Have you, are you, are you,
have you made sure that our listeners are familiar? Yeah. Okay. Do I need to put a hand on my chest?
Wondelf established in 2017, the ultimate survivor song parody contest listeners have
submitted and we listened.
And now here's the most dishonorable mentions from across the country.
Thank you Josh for standing to honor our country as we begin with Josh She shut down Luigi's She don't care about stars
Not about integrity
Or the bushes and logs
Chasing after Mary
As she solved cryptograms
Hoochie mamas went scared
Kevin couldn't survive
Getting stabbed in the butt cheek
Oh, say, voted Cedric just to prove a point
Oh, the cast of 50
Better prepare for sale.
Wow.
That was a beautiful job by Francesqua Scott Key.
We are so bad.
You may all be seated and you can put your caps back on.
Oh my God.
I liked Wombat Nation's national anthem this year.
I thought it was really good.
That's dishonorable.
Then we're in for a good run.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
No, I'm excited.
He was singing.
There was definitely some moments in there.
I was like, okay.
Did you also, Chappelle, did you hear how he rolled his Rs?
Yes, the integrity.
I was like, oh, but I didn't know it sounded like that.
If he were the king of the forest.
Exactly.
Yeah.
We got a Caroline Ryan up in this piece.
Caroline Ryan behind Butchie.
Josh Romeo setting the tone for this wand off.
Of course.
He said, Butchie.
I was like, yeah.
I did hear that.
Yeah, it's a good line.
Good line.
Here is another honorable mention.
This one comes to us from Lyle Henry.
["Drop the Beat"]
Hey!
Ha ha!
Drop the beat.
David, talking about milk every night.
Don't want that 2% though.
Joe's blindside sent him him home, that's that tribal council
But before that, we moved back, switched it up like an idol
Say I'm married, be final, that's that tribal council
Star can't relate to Kevin's diving Queen Stephanie is on vacation and I got this pizza boy
But he won't be voting Cedric had his way and I know we got him
Too bad the California girls came in and got split up for ya
That's Kyle and Camilla for ya
and got split up for you. That's Kyle and Camila for you.
Lio! Lio!
That was a real banger from Sabrina Thompson Carpenter.
God, I think what would happen to me if I drank too much espresso is the same thing that happens if you drink too much milk Mm-hmm
Another one I drink a gallon of foamed milk every day
Yeah, yeah, is that with your fried chicken and waffles in hell?
That's right before the waffles yeah
Hey, man, love have me in the first half, but when we got past the chorus, he just like
said F the beat.
I'm just going, I'm just going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
That's why we're in the dishonorable mentions.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out.
We're doing the bossa nova over here.
We're doing club condo, baby.
That's the other term for where I am.
Club condo is in hell?
It is now.
Oh, damn.
It used to be underwater, Josh. I don't know if you knew this.
Club Kondo was underwater at first, when it first started. And somehow we've managed to go to hell too.
Whoa, Club Kondo was like the Atlantis of survivor podcasts? It was.
Like the lost city, the kingdom under the water? Yeah, when we used to play the extended
theme, so it used to be a whole thing, but we were underwater at the first couple episodes.
Go back and check me. I'm not lying. Swallowed by the the ocean monsters brought down to the
liquid magma core of the earth. Magma, is it? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Okay.
Science.
All right.
We've got another dishonorable mention.
This one comes to us from Lil DJ High Voice.
There's too much going on here.
Oh, it's my song!
Yo yo!
It's Lil DJ High Voice with a song about the first three boots!
We all were booted out.
Guess it was our time
Cause we are airsigned
We want to talk about
How we think they's fine
But where's our screen time?
We're the first boots
Gone to town of W-U-L-A
We're the first boots
We hate Cedric and we hate Zane
If you don't like the merch, come talk to us
We'll say, wait you did tell Cedric you lost your book?
That is just absurd!
We'll have a good chat till Say shows up at Bonerosa
B-O-N-D-R-O-S-A
We're the first boots Just in Kevin's
Stephanie
Do, do, the first wave
Do, do, the first wave
Do, do, the first wave
What are we even doing here?
Hey, let Alvin and the Chipmunks
Where is my agent?
No, I like that
Who was the song by Rob?
Alvin Sly and the Chipmunks.
Ah!
I didn't like that!
I would have thought it was going to be Alvin and the Silas Chip Gaither Monks, but I don't think we do him anymore.
Hey, is Chip in Hell with you yet?
No.
You know how Hell works, right Josh? Hey, is Chip in hell with you yet? No.
You know how hell works, right Josh?
He's coming.
Just letting you know.
Chip's coming and when he comes, he's gonna say, smokes.
I'll explain the concept to you another time
how this works.
Yeah, I thought, Yeah, I did.
He's got he's coming.
He's coming. Is it time delayed arrival?
I like that song.
I don't think it was dishonorable at all.
I really enjoyed that.
I loved the Alvin and the Chipmunks as a youngling.
Yeah. And the Chipettes, they were there, too.
The Chipettes, you know, I crushed hard on the Chipettes as a kid.
It was weird, actually. As you should have. Yeah, I was Chipettes, they were there too. The Chipettes, yo, I crushed hard on the Chipettes as a kid. It was weird actually.
As you should have.
No, no, no.
I was like into them.
I felt like I was like a little Theodore
just like crushing hard on the Chipettes.
It was Eleanor, she was the one.
I knew it, I could tell.
I was Eleanor, man.
Next up, we've got an honorable mention
that maybe Josh Wiggler might've been singing
at his dinner on Friday night.
Oh.
The quarreled who say, the quarreled who said,
Why can't you vote for someone else instead? They never seemed to find their stride The disastrous Voola tribe
Justin and Kevin were playing the middle in the Voola tribe at the start
When they began losing every challenge it all fell apart
Kevin was first to disembark then Mary hit her shot in the dark and Cedric told
Justin you're gonna have to say bye surely Justin and Kevin would always
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Oh
Yes
Yes.
A beautiful ballad from Billy Garcia Joe. Thank you, Kat.
They were nice scenes from that Italian restaurant.
An Italian restaurant like Luigi's.
Can I tell you, so I went to an Italian restaurant
with Rob the other night true story
Okay, true story
Casey can you release Rob temporarily just to confirm? Oh my god. Oh my bad. Oh, I was in the worst place
It was there were flames everywhere and we were we were we were singing about
waffles and chicken
Yeah, man, and I had to drink a gallon of foam espresso
and Cheyenne was throwing it at my face
and I wasn't laughing.
Well, I hate to make you come back
just to talk about more fried chicken,
but Rob, we went out to an Italian dinner together
the other night, yeah?
Yes.
You got like, I felt like, I was really impressed with,
for someone who gets like broad swiped with boring chicken
as a stereotype, you got very compelling chicken
on Friday night.
Did you ever pee on the glass?
Is chicken parm considered fried chicken?
Yeah, yes, definitely, for sure.
It's a form, it's a form.
It's a form of fried chicken.
But you didn't just get like chicken parm.
You got like chicken with brugliano.
It was like some sort of like.
It was like kind of like ham and some kind of cheese on it.
Yeah.
You got like it was like.
It was like chicken parm.
You got like, it was like,
there was like a sage leaf on there and some shit was fried.
It was on there.
You were going wild.
You were going ham on some Frito Misto.
I was, I was.
Rob, I've just, I had never seen you eat like that before.
And I just, I want to give you props because you get like,
oh, boring chicken rub, doesn't like food.
The guy I ate dinner with on Friday night, that Rob, loved food.
Listen, when you're out to dinner with good friends,
you know, eat what you want
Do the right thing and the other 99% of the time but save that 1% for a special night. It was good
It was huge. It was a really big chicken
No, damn you still have that heart out, correct?
Yeah, what? Oh shit. Okay, stop down to do
Side about dinner sorry, sorry, okay. I'm gonna go back to the wand off
It's fine with me, I just thought Josh Wiggler needed to leave by a certain way I do I do I do
I'm gonna have to leave I
Just want to get to everything I know no no we're no, no, we're going to we're going to we're going to do it. OK. All
right. Speaking of Italian restaurants, here is an
honorable mention here from Jason Lee about something that
happened recently on Rob is a podcast. Yeah.
Okay. Wow.
Well, she won Survivor twice, and she talks with Sestinino.
It's the old school interview from after the Boston live show.
Rob mentioned Justin's pizzeria, and now Sandra has a question.
Well, is that where they caught Luigi Mangione?
Do it Mitch won't go to Roxappella!
Big text impending. Oh no! No, no, no.
Thank you, Jason.
One more honorable mention for you.
I was going to say I'm dead.
That killed me, but that seems taste
Unlike that delicious chicken par can I tell you a very quick true story the other night I was singing this song in the wild for real
I was playing with Emily was and I were hanging out and she was in the other room and I put on
Rock-a-pella I put this song on and I started singing all the lyrics and from the other room
She babed me and she thought that she had married someone
who knew all of the lyrics to the song fluently,
only to come into the room
and I was just reading it off the phone,
but I was singing it all the time.
So that happened.
One more honorable mention for you from Eric James Barger.
Wow, we'd be laughing about that. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh, he got me.
He will turn it on you.
What are you doing?
What are you thinking?
Telling him even though there's some logic behind what you do.
Oh, poor me.
I said doesn't make smart.
Yes, a beautiful song from Janu Kramer. Oh, wow. Wow. All right. Now we've
heard the dishonorable mentions. Now it's time to hear the top five songs in all of
Wandoff nation. Okay. Are you ready? Let's begin the countdown. This week, coming in
at number five, it's a song that comes to us from some recent friends of Survivor and
Rob has a podcast. Here is Sam Fallon and the 47 friends.
Oh, no way.
I'm not this.
Is Sam about to evanescence us?
Chappelle, are we about to wake up inside?
I think he's gonna bring us to life.
Shaheen can see into the night
while Eva's gone.
Leaving camp down into the shore,
where is she off to now?
Where do I go?
My allies are sleeping somewhere cold
Until I find them there now I must wake Joe
Wake Joe up tonight
Wake Joe up! Come on, wake up! Save me!
Save me from what Eva's trying to hide
Wake Joe up!
Tell him what she's done
Come on, wake up!
That she's on the run
Save me!
Save me before my day comes undone
Ciao!
Ciao! Wow. Wow. What a job by Evie Essence. Wait, was that really?
Is that really from Sam?
That's what the card says.
That's unbelievable.
And Sam, thank you for not boycotting our A-S-A-M.
Thank you for not boycotting our A-S-A-M.
Thank you for not boycotting our A-S-A And Sam, thank you for not boycotting our HAP.
Unbelievable. Great, great work. Hilarious.
Hilarious. Wake Joe up inside.
Next up we've got a song from Rick Jennings.
And Rick has a song about the romantic lives
of one of the survivor players.
Okay.
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars, I would buy you some milk, drink
some chocolate milk to get strong.
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars, I wouldn't have to sell a nipple,
I'd still have two or three left over. Wow. If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you back.
If I had a million dollars, I wouldn't have to live in Dad's yard.
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy a house it wouldn't be that hard. If I had a million dollars you wouldn't
give me ultimatum. But maybe that's for the best. Yeah that seems kind of toxic. I'm actually in a
better place now. Oh that's great. Yeah. A beautiful song by Jenna and Heidi.
by Jenna and Heidi. Oh man, you know that was a really toxic story.
I'm so glad that that's over.
Love will find a way.
I thought that if I had a million dollars,
I never would have guessed that David's dating that one.
That one? I never would have guessed that David's dating that one.
That one?
Charles, what do you mean?
Her?
She's lovely.
Sure. It's just giving egg, you know, it's just like her.
Charles, spicy takes.
It just feels like, uh, that's that bit.
It doesn't need to go pre-emerge.
It's certainly first boot.
This is pretty low.
Charles, Charles, come on.
Take it back.
You're going to, you're going to get, you're going to get multiple survivors boycotting
RHAP. Don't care. All right. I wish that the, let's go
to Wondoff legends checking in here is Corey B. Control the whole tribe Something awful's knocking at the door
Disloyalty
That's what I see when you won't listen to me
Kyle and Jaheen
It shouldn't be so hard to fall in line
It's giving a vibe
You're with Camilla You're still aligned
And every wound green
We don't need folks on the side
Camilla
Still I tried
To force and force the both of them
Camilla's still a killer
Dude is a complete idiot
David and Destiny Yeah. Dude is a complete idiot. David is dead to me.
David is dead to me.
David is dead to me.
What a jam from Michael Jackson Fox.
What a jam from Michael Jackson Fox.
What a jam from Michael Jackson Fox.
Wow, wow, amazing.
Remember him?
Remember him?
Jackson Fox, new era.
New era, yes. New era. New Era. New Era. Had to reach
for a second. I was like, that's not ringing a bell. That means New Era. Wow. I did not
know where the Thriller rhyme was going. So, woof. Camilla took me down. That was great.
Another all-timer from Cory B. We love it. All right.
The number two song in Wandoff Nation comes to us from some creators and another survivor
podcast from the Making the Merge podcast. Here is the number two song in the nation.
Okay. And you know what?
They sent in two versions and I was about to play the four minute and 30 second version
and said, you know what?
I say to wand off submissions that are more than 60 seconds.
No, we'll play.
They sent in a shorter version too, which we appreciate here is here is the shorter version of the
number two song in the nation. I know I wanted star to stay but now I'm left with Mitch and he is telling me no way.
My name is Camilla and I hope this song it doesn't curse my game and of me leaving Fiji.
Petey said, don't you sing a song just about me
I think I want to stay and this song cursed my game
I've got the Muscle Bros and they won't let me be
I want to have fun but I've got all the bros
And they won't let me be involved I want to have fun, but I've got all the bros,
and they won't let me be involved.
And I sit in the sun, and I plot a new plan,
and I pull Kyle on in.
But for now, I see Big Bro Club.
I'm going to keep on fighting with the Big Bro Club.
I'm going to keep on thinking about sending Joe home
I'm gonna keep resisting on the Big Bro Club
Big Bro Club
That was an incredible song from Chapel Rowan Knight.
I believe Thomas helped produce that song also.
Not for real.
Maybe the real one.
Send me the four minute one.
Yeah, I'll take it.
I don't get the joke.
Thomas is a music producer who is working with artists like Chapel Rhone in the music industry. And he just goes by Thomas?
Thomas Nottinger from this season.
I don't know, I understand it now.
It was not super deep.
I didn't understand it either.
And I thought that I'd missed a reference of some kind.
Oh man.
Here it is.
Are you ready, Chappelle?
Would you prefer to be Chappelle Rhone?
I like Chappelle Rhone?
I like Chappelle Rhone.
That was funny when you did it the first time.
Yeah, I'll take it.
Mr. Chappelle, I don't get that joke.
No, just kidding.
That's what I do.
I was like, well, my name is Chappell.
That's what I got.
Okay, Mr. Beedle, keep it going. We've got the number one song in Wandov nation here and it comes from the creator of the
fishy theme song, the very talented Eric James Parker.
Okay. someone who has been maybe the MVP of survivor 48.
Y'all know me, Miss A. Hughley, Green Tribo G,
Hated on by most of these hoochies with no taste in TV.
But they don't see me cause I beat the confessional record by F3.
Mad at me cause I'm surviving a tribe that is constantly losing immunity.
Who you think that is constantly losing immunity
Justin back to Luigi's
And I better not see any other air signs with the going home rapidly
But I still be running these twitter streets
And if you try to step then go regret when you see these tweets
So what am I saying to somebody I hate? Getting shades from Johnny Fairplay? If you don't get your washed up cornball, I'm straight outta my way
Say Hughley, more confessionals than Ron Cooney
Everybody on the beach is a goddamn clown
Cause the ratings go down when the season lose me
Ain't no need to miss me, cause if you voted me you'd leave swiftly
But I'll blow your kiss from 50, it's okay go on home Chrissy Nowadays everybody wanna talk on Survivor 48 Oh man.
Quite good.
Quite good. Oh man quite good quite good
It one donation from dr. Dre and M&M. Oh he flippin
Incredible could have been Slim Shade D. That's too much.
I don't get it.
I'm overstimulated.
D won the season of Survivor. Former host of On Fire with Jeff Probst.
He was on it. I have tears in my eyes.
And there you have it. The number one song in Wondoff Nation. Great job to all.
It's one of those great moments where you know what it's building towards.
You gotta love that. You love that.
It's so good. That's great.
Wondoff Nation showed up. We showed up here for the season 48 Wandoff. Good, good stuff.
And so for another season, Chappelle and Josh, I'll leave you.
Well wait, but this takes a totally different vibe now because Chappelle, are we really
gonna let Casey go to hell?
I mean, it sounds like he has to. Because, Chappelle, are we really gonna let Casey go to hell?
I mean, it sounds like he has to.
This is like, I think we get to decide.
Much like this podcast, yes.
No!
No, no!
I won't let you!
I'll take your place, Casey!
This isn't a G, it is dead!
No, Mr. Charles, we can't go down there!
Oh yeah, not our time, I'm scared! We have to go, Charles. Be brave.
Is that reservation you had? Oh no.
Thank you all to the listeners and all the wand off submitters. We'll see you in survivor
49, but until then to all our listeners out there be sure to keep your feet on
the ground and keep your head in the stars my enemies are plotting oh I'm
back I'm back what I miss was it a good wand off he missed a great Charles come
back Charles is now in hell with Casey case and oh my
god Casey hell yeah oh yeah by the way where you were was hell that's where
you're going that makes so much sense yeah you got the spoilers on hell yeah Yeah, how was it? Yeah, it was
Yeah Yeah, if I could
Do I do I want to go back? I guess is the question
No
You know what it was it was very hot and yeah, and I was wondering but I'm so caught they wish they kept showing this week's
Survivor episode and it was a repeat. Oh
Yeah, Mitch didn't want to flip yeah
Alright, Josh Wiggler. What's coming up for you? What's coming up for me is
the return of the great Heroes vs Villains 15 years greater
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the patrons of RHAP. We are getting very close to the end of the line. This upcoming episode,
one of the other people who you will someday see in hell, Russell Hance, is going to really give the business a very
upsetting episode for one, Captain of Sports, Danielle DiLorenzo.
If you want to relive that atrocity, it is coming up next in the
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