RHAP: We Know Survivor - The Pride Has Spoken | Episode 23: Outwit, Outplay, Outlove!” Couples Game

Episode Date: June 26, 2026

The Pride Has Spoken | Episode 23: Outwit, Outplay, Outlove!” Couples Game This week on The Pride Has Spoken, Dr. Evvie Jagoda (@evviejag) and Matt Scott (@mattscottgw) welcome three couples to play... “Outwit, Outplay, Outlove”, a queer couples game in the style of the Newlywed Game. The contestants are Aysha Welch of Survivor 47 and her girlfriend Sarah (Hers and Hers), Kellie Nalbandian of Survivor 45 and her wife Gabbie (Thought Daughters), and Teeny Chirichillo of Survivor 47 and his girlfriend Stephanie Berger of Survivor 48 (T for T aka Tall for Teeny). The three teams compete for points but only one will be crowned the winner of the first ever Outwit, Outplay, Outlove! Check out Aysha and Sarah’s podcast Life Bi Us and Teeny and Stephanie’s podcast Good For Them, wherever you get your podcasts. And follow Kellie and Gabbie’s couples TikTok account @GabAndKel. We want YOU to share your story: What has being LGBTQ+ in the Survivor community meant to you? Please submit your video or audio response by Sunday, June 21st for a chance to be included in an upcoming episode of The Pride Has Spoken. Submit your story here: bit.ly/tphs2026 They also discuss this year’s Pride merch campaign. Profits from merch sales will go toward three LGBTQIA+ charities chosen by the hosts: Rainbow Railroadhttps://www.rainbowrailroad.org/Ten Oaks Projecthttps://www.tenoaksproject.org/Sisters PGHhttps://www.sisterspgh.org/You can find The Pride Has Spoken merch at:http://robhasawebsite.com/storeThe hosts also highlight several other charities and organizations that listeners suggested, including: Our Spot KCLambert HouseKindling CollectiveAli Forney CenterBranching Out AdventuresNAGLY, the North Shore Alliance of LGBTQ+ YouthLGBTQ+ OutdoorsBAGLYQueer History ProjectHITOPS PrincetonZebra YouthOut & EqualSMYALThe Okra ProjectTrinity Place ShelterUs Helping Us Use #ThePrideHasSpoken and share your love for this week’s guest, or to share your love for the podcast or a queer Survivor player or moment. Order a #ThePrideHasSpoken buff, t-shirt, mug, or more at robhasawebsite.com/store. Never miss a minute of RHAP’s extensive coverage! LISTEN: Subscribe to The Pride Has Spoken podcast feed WATCH:  Watch and subscribe to the podcast on YouTube SUPPORT:  Become a RHAP Patron for bonus content, access to Facebook and Discord groups plus more great perks!

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Starting point is 00:00:22 Save up to 52% with the code podcast at grooens.co. That's code podcast at g-r-un-s.com. And welcome to a very special episode of The Pride Has Spoken. I'm one of your hosts, Evie Jigoda. I use they-them pronouns and I've got with me. Yes, I'm Matt Scott. My pronouns are he, him. Thrilled to be here for a very special episode, Evie,
Starting point is 00:01:04 of Outwit, out, play out, love, the queer survivor dating slash marriage slash couples game. Woo, woo, woo. We are trapped. Woo, woo, yes. Wait, wait, I have something special. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:01:22 We are here in front of a live studio audience. Of course, that's very real. And we are doing something that we've never tried before on The Pride of Spoken. As you can see from your episode, so description and what Matt just said, we are playing our own The Pride Has Spoken version of the newlywed game, featuring three iconic Survivors. queer couples. We are so excited.
Starting point is 00:01:48 This is so fun. We've been dreaming of this game all season and it came out perfect and we're so excited to share it with you. So let's care of our house and then we'll get into the game.
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Starting point is 00:02:44 have the proceeds going to three LGBTQIA plus charities, Rainbow Road, the Ten Oaks Project, and Sisters PGH. So again, rob is website.com slash store. You could get that merch during Pride Month, any time of year. It's out there. Get it. Do it. Do it. Make it happen. Do it. Do it. Yes. I think we're ready to get into it.
Starting point is 00:03:09 I think we're pretty ready to go, except are we still soliciting voice memos? Yes. Send in your stories. Send in your stories. You could send in your answers to the question. What does being LGBTQ plus in the survivor community mean to you to bit. dot Lee slash TPS 2026? The link is also in the show notes or in the description on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:03:33 And we've very gotten a bunch of submissions, but it's still not too late to get those in. And honestly, like, it feels good to send it in anyway. We'll watch them no matter what, whether or not they end up in the episode but they should be in next week's episode of the podcast. So it's exciting times. But, Abby, anything else before we get into the game? I'm just jazzed for the game. Me too.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Without, let's just turn it over. So without further ado, we present Outwit, Outplay, Outlove. Outlove. Hello, everyone, and welcome to Outwit, Outplay, Outlove, the queer survivor couples game show. I'm your host, Matt Scott. along with my fellow host, Dr. Evie Jagoda. Evie, how's it going?
Starting point is 00:04:18 I mean, it's going amazing. We're here at the club slash the live studio audience. Yeah, we are here. We're groundbreaking new territory. We have six iconic Survivor and reality TV associated couples, and we are so excited to bring you the game that's sweeping the nation. It's the biggest sports event happening in the whole world right now. Out with, out play, out love.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Yes. Four billion people watch. I'm talking. You guys started doing it. I'm like, okay. We're the studio audience. You got to give. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:04:59 You are all bringing it. Yeah. Indiculous. Wherever we are. Now, we're going to introduce our three teams. Let's start out with Asia and Sarah. Introduce yourself. Who are you?
Starting point is 00:05:12 How long have you been together? And what's your team name? I'm Asia. And I'm Sarah. And we have been together for 6803 days. How many? Okay. They just won.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Wow. In like normal people terms. Is that like two years? Just under. Yeah. Okay. We're going to say everything together. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Yeah. We've been together about a year and 10 months. And our team name. Which are I'm going to go with? You want to go, okay. Our team name is hers and hers. You know, like kids and hers and hers. I love that.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Very cute. All right. That is cute. But maybe our next team has an even cuter team name. Who knows? Because Gabby and Kelly, welcome. Who are you? How long you've been together?
Starting point is 00:06:03 What's your team name? All right. I'm Kelly and this is my wife. Gabby. Gabby. Flex. Right for a sack. and we've been together for...
Starting point is 00:06:13 Gay marriage. A very long time. 11 years. Wow. 2015, baby. Not married. We got married in October. So I'm not sure how many months that is.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Over six. Can't do that math. But not a year. It's like eight. Thank you. Nice. Perfect. Wow, what a flex. Math flex.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Yeah, it was Gabby's idea. So I don't know if it's going to call cute, but... Definitely not cute, but it's, Thought daughters? Yeah. Gonna lean in with thought daughter. Nice. Thought daughter.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Thank you. Nice. We love it. We love it. The thought daughter. Is it true? Is it true? We're playing the newlywed game?
Starting point is 00:07:03 I don't know if that's a... Yeah. I said introducing ourselves as the gay sons. I was going to say we have another team. Who are you? How long have you been together and your team name? I'm teeny. I'm Stephanie.
Starting point is 00:07:20 We've been together coming up on a year, but it's been well over a year of pining and yearning for each other. Okay. And our team name is team T for T, T, T, T, T. Tall for Tini. Oh, my God. Oh, good. Yeah, we good.
Starting point is 00:07:40 I love it. That's so good. Oh, wow. And so who's tall and who's teeny? For those of you who can't see, I am standing and towering over Stephanie right now. We saw it. Out of frame.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Okay. Well, we have our teams. They know the rules. You at home. You don't really know the rules yet, but don't worry, I'm going to walk you through it. Like, just blurting this, not, going well. Explanation now.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Okay. Here we go. We're going to start off with round one. Each member, there's going to be one member of each team is going to write down an answer to this question. And the goal of the other member of the team is to guess
Starting point is 00:08:28 what the writer wrote. Does that make sense? It's the old school newlywed game. Okay. So one person's going to be the writer. One person's going to be the guesser. We did some pre-assigning just to save us time, if that's okay. So first writers,
Starting point is 00:08:43 we're going to have Asia, Kelly, Stephanie. Okay? Come on down. First writers. What was the process of deciding who would be first? It was very randomized.
Starting point is 00:08:54 We just pulled out of a, you know, draw of a bag, very survivor, you know, can't rig anything. I'm actually realizing now that like I think the next one
Starting point is 00:09:04 will be easier to, uh, for me to be the writer. So I'm happy. Okay. I love how you're gaming this. This is the thing, listeners, reality TV people are competitive as fuck, okay?
Starting point is 00:09:17 All right. We're going to stay in this configuration. We'll do three questions like this, and then we'll switch. Okay. Okay. Is everybody ready? Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:30 The first question is. I'm so nervous. So I'm writing this for me. Yes. Your answer is the writer's answer to about myself. and the answer or the guesser is going to guess but that person wrote about themselves. All right.
Starting point is 00:09:45 First question. What was the first Survivor season that you watched? Okay. Five, four, three. Guys, what's going on? Yeah, what are you? I was like, there's one answer. This isn't the one where you have to list.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Okay. Is everybody locked in? Locked in. Okay, so Sarah. Sarah. We haven't talked about this. What was the first Survivor season that Asia watched? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:21 I'm just going to go with Borneo because that's when I started. Season 1. Asia? Oh, Super 8, All-Stars. That was the hard one. That was the hard one. We're starting off, you know, throwing you right in there. All right.
Starting point is 00:10:38 So hard. Gabby. what was the first Survivor season that Kelly watched? You better get this right. Yeah, so I think we watched it together. Heroes, villains. That's correct.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Did you get it? Hey, I'm right. Our newly bad place in Barbary my friend showed me and thus descended me into this. Wow, that's cute, guys. And Gabby Gabby was the most nervous
Starting point is 00:10:59 about survivor questions and there we go. First survival question. They didn't watch it together, so that kind of. I was present, so that helped. Yeah. Okay. Tini.
Starting point is 00:11:09 So Stephanie always says that she watched the first two to three seasons live, so I would have to go with the first season would be the first one that she watched. Good job. That is correct. Wow. A little bit froze. It said technically season one. Can you put it back up real quick?
Starting point is 00:11:32 But in my way watch, I started with season seven. Wow. So he gets the point. Wow. There we go. Great way. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:11:39 We got one point each on thought for thought and T for T. Not thought for thought. Not dollars. Okay, we're doing great. Yes, next question. The next question. Same writers. Who was your earliest slash cornerstone queer crush, just in general?
Starting point is 00:12:09 How are we going like really? I'm closing my eye. Like maybe before awareness? No, like, like that, whatever you, whatever you feel. How come I know Kelly is? I also know what I know. I don't even know mine. Hey.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Oh. No. Gabby, do like the early one. You know what I'm talking about? Okay. All right. About a cheating, but that's a gay. I don't know who you're talking.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Yeah. I'm in trouble. Just remember that listeners. Just remember that clue was getting it. just remember that. Oh my God. Oh my God. Are you kidding? You just remember you have like 10 seconds. I am I am a cancer to classroom jeopardy. I was, I was, I was going to do it down.
Starting point is 00:12:52 No, the like, no guys, the wags, the wags played a fake game of survivor at Sierra's wedding accidentally last weekend. And teeny while watching us do a challenge goes, oh, Rachel, I guess we're just like not calling it when people are, when people are after. And that's how she won Survivor, you know? Oh, my gosh. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:17 We're ready. Let's reveal those answers. Let's begin with T for T. Steenol. Okay. Let's go for this. I think the answer. No, no, that was the old answer.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Oh, okay, good. I think the answer is Jessica Alba. Oh. Wow. That's a good one. Nice. Great answer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Great answer. answer. Let's go with this? I wrote everything down, so I have a long answer like, yeah. All right, Gab and Kelly. Yeah. Okay, she also
Starting point is 00:13:48 did not need to give me the hint. I already knew who was. Piper. Yes. Unless I'm wrong, but Piper from cheaper by the dozen. This is a niche answer. Yeah. Very much.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Yeah. Okay, but also the one that that's Stephanos was with Vanessa Hutchings. No, the one that I know is Nala from the Lion King. Oh, that's the junk. What about the fish from shark tails, though? cheaper by the dozen and Piper Paribarpo is so...
Starting point is 00:14:16 Which one's type of is she? This is a hot one. I can... One dating afton couple of the rest of this. Tini hasn't seen Coyote Yugly. Ooh. Okay. Asian, Sarah.
Starting point is 00:14:30 We can go to the bar. We can go to the bar. I have no clue. I don't even know mine. Oh. Oh, what's your answer? I'm learning. Oh, is that the answer?
Starting point is 00:14:42 My answer is I don't have an answer. Growing up, you got, just, just, just, growing up being gay. I don't know. All right. Asia. I literally, there's like rocks up here. Asia reveal.
Starting point is 00:15:04 It was attractive in our teenage years. Like on TV. I don't know. I could have written to me a little bit. Chey Mitchell. I gave her all the clues, but so she doesn't get that.
Starting point is 00:15:22 No. Wait, it's a little great answer. Yes. Love her. Mitchell. Sarah only remembers. Sarah blocked out anything for pre-Sara. You know,
Starting point is 00:15:34 that's the point of stone, gay crush for her. The important thing is that Stephanie found her Jessica Alba and me. Yeah, everyone really matched up well. Yeah, you'll have to talk that through later. Gabriella in high school. Gabrielle?
Starting point is 00:15:55 There we go. Yeah. Got my Gabriella. Okay. Question three. Okay. Still, let's keep the same writer. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:05 What is your favorite pet name to be called. Oh, yes. And yes, this is the most embarrassing question. I don't really have. All right. Stop talking about because you get us in trouble. This is, I don't want to finally.
Starting point is 00:16:20 I feel like I know it. I feel like I know it. Hopefully. We're finally getting a point. No pressure. I don't know. I don't. I think of you to be called.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Like, a pet name. A lot of discussion happened. in the middle. I have no idea trying not to cheat. I don't feel like we use them very much. Well, wait. No, wait.
Starting point is 00:16:49 No talking. No talking as we write the answers. I know. Kelly's terrible. All right, Kelly. I wrote something. I wrote something. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:16:59 All right. Let's start with you, Kelly. Had a lot of trouble coming up with something. I got what you got. I just said booby. Nope, that's the wrong answer. But like, wrong. order, honey. I was going to say baby.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Oh, yeah. So you were going to say baby. Okay. It's the only thing. Is it only going to call each other? I'll believe. That is a little bit on you because you said what was your answer? Honestly, actually that was my fault. That was actually 100% my fault.
Starting point is 00:17:28 We should know the rules by now. No, no. For Christ's sake, go. I'll give the point. Gay trust, gay trust from to gay trust. We really don't put her anything else, which was why I was stressed. Can I tell you? Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:42 I believe that. He's upset. Wait, but Kelly wrote down something. No, she wrote down something that Gabby just admitted she wouldn't have guess. No, no, no, no. I said I would have said baby. No, Gabby was just saying that she did it in the wrong order. I thought Kelly wrote down Booby.
Starting point is 00:18:00 I thought Kelly wrote down Boobie. I'm not going to lie. It did sound like you said booby. I heard that too. You guys called each other. You have pretty funny and cute. Honestly, we should do that. We'll switch.
Starting point is 00:18:11 That's one of our strings collectively, I would say. From here on out. Boobies? And boobie. I love it. Hey, boobie, what are you doing? Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Sarah, uh, wait. Oh, hers and hers. Hers and hers. So Sarah speaks first. I call her, Ani, which is like baby talk for honey. Aw. Yeah. On the board.
Starting point is 00:18:40 That's cute. Coming back. All right. T for T? I, mine is probably baby, so I want to say that, but I feel like it's not.
Starting point is 00:18:52 So I'm going to say, Kitten. Oh. Wow. Kitten is correct. This game is really exposing. That, if you ever come across an AI image of a.
Starting point is 00:19:07 kitten and a monkey, just know that we have seen it. We have saved it. We have sent it to each other. 100% of them. That's really here. Okay. Yes. We're going to switch.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Now we're switching the writers. Lock in. All of you. Yeah. I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm a quick, quick score reminder. Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:32 So, team Asia and Sarah with one point. Team hers and hers with one point here. Gavin Kelly, the thought-totters are thought-for-thought is three points. I'm really tall-toddard. I think that's a good. And teeny and Stephanie, T for T-4-T is tall for Tini. Three points also. Okay, but the game is young.
Starting point is 00:19:57 We still have so much room for more points to be given. All right, Matt, did you give us the next question? Yes. The question is, if, yes, lock in, if you had big news, who would be the first person you'd call besides your partner? You're done, right, Gab? Yeah. Okay. Be realistic.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Did you finish? Did you do it? No. Okay. I guess it's like cheating, but at least they're losing, so, you know, we'll allow it for now. I wasn't going to say anything. Let's start with hers and hers, Asian, Sarah. It would definitely be her dad.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Cute. My dad, we got it. That's cute. Oh, I love that. Are you very close with your dad, Sarah? Yeah. I talk to him like every day. Oh, love.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Love. That's real. Okay. Let's go to the Toddlers next. Don't you're not supposed to show me it. Yep. Your mom. Yeah, 100%.
Starting point is 00:21:09 My mommy. Oh, sorry. My mommy. We'll count it. We'll count it. It works. We'll call her nearly enough that you would like, you're pretty good.
Starting point is 00:21:21 We text. Shout it to her. Shout to her. That was a one. All right. Steamy, tea for tea. His mother. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Mom. Mom. I don't have no parents, you cuties. Yeah. It's actually really cute. I'm jealous of all of you guys. I'm in the same boat as you. All right. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:21:50 What is the hottest take you had this year? That's a good one. That's not helpful. We'll give you like 10 seconds. 10 seconds. I don't even know what I'm going to say it is. I don't know. What if it's like, not to revise the question.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Right. You can work to stop it. But go on. We're open to feedback here at OutWit Outplay Out Love. This is a Discord. What if it's like, what's your hottest survivor type? Oh, I don't know if that. No.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Or what about, okay, what about, what about like? Can we say reality TV? Yeah, fun, reality TV. Hotest reality TV. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. Good work, everyone.
Starting point is 00:22:32 That's the type of collaboration that we like to. I have no idea what you're going to say. Just think. I think I should have to collaborate. No, I was going to say, you should repeat the question. Oh, okay. The question is, what is your hottest reality TV take? And we thank our beautiful contestants for helping us come up with that question together.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Matt, spoken like somebody who edits the podcast. Yeah, exactly. Oh, no, I'm going to add a hell out of this. I'm sorry, Matt. I'm sorry. I don't have an answer. come up with something. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:08 But also, that's so much hot take. Is it a hot take or just a wish? The thing, and it's got, it's a hot take and it's also something
Starting point is 00:23:17 your partner knows. Maybe it's something you're talking about a lot. Maybe you talked about it the person. And so I think the answer can also be semi, exactly.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Yeah. That's right. And if this one flies, what's going on over there. Yeah. All right. All right. Let's get,
Starting point is 00:23:33 let's all lose this. Let's all not get the points and move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see what happens. Maybe, who knows? All right, T for T. What's you got? What's your guess?
Starting point is 00:23:43 You have to guess for that. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So we were just talking about Love Island, so I think it's going to be about Love Island. And is it, it's not about the girl that just graduated from college, right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Is it? Whoa. Is it, okay, okay. I think it's like something about like maybe like the love like love like love island is like a little too sexual like they maybe like need to do a little less. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Reveal your answer to me. My answer is love island contestants don't need to care about falling in love. That's a good take. That's a good take. That's a good take. That's not too hot. Yeah. But that's not a winning take. Not a winning take. Sorry, no points.
Starting point is 00:24:32 How is that not too hot? No, like I think we can all agree. Yeah, we agree. Really? So it's close. You don't care if they couple up? I mean, I don't think they need to care about falling in love. I want to root for a couple.
Starting point is 00:24:46 I don't want to say, I was like, I'm not rooting for any couple. I'm only rooting for individuals on the show. Not couples. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's good take. It's good take.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Everybody's like, can't be agree with you. You know what? Speaking of hot take. I'm the one with the hot day. All right. All right. God daughters. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:08 I don't know if this counts as a hot take, but the thing that we talk about a lot is on like Love Island, like the girls should be coupling up or there should be more more gay girl love island. There should be more to a love island. Like that's the girls should be making out is the theme of. More girls making out. More girls making out. Another take that I think they can all get up the head.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Yeah. Still not. It's a freezing cold take. Reveal. There's no. Yeah, that's just like That's real close I know, I think
Starting point is 00:25:37 That's it That's a point You guys get a point for that That's good I was thinking like When we're watching We're always like Why aren't the girls kissing?
Starting point is 00:25:44 Yeah, it's too heterosexual The girls are kissing The girls are kissing The boys are going to be kissing I'm watching those boys The boys are about to be kissing Yeah
Starting point is 00:25:55 Yeah All right Okay, hers and hers I'm being mad at it now I think it's either Survivor or Love Island related and Sarah's giving you nothing.
Starting point is 00:26:11 We agree on a lot of Love Island so I don't know if it would be Love Island. So I might say that that she doesn't like the new era of Survivor. Oh, yes. Oh, that is a great one. I should have wrote that down. Point of order, because on Asia's episode
Starting point is 00:26:31 of The Pride has spoken, and she said that Sarah stopped watching Survivor after Survivor 41, and it was very offensive to some listeners. Some podcast. Some podcast posts. Okay, Sarah, what did you write? I was in the Survivor vein, but this is the hottest take I could think of because I feel like I don't have hot takes, but Boston Rod's overrated.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Yes. Wow. Coming out swinging. A very hot take. A hot take. which I appreciate Sarah. Good work. All right.
Starting point is 00:27:06 We'll give the thought daughters a point. Everyone was like on the right track. What was the answer? Yeah. The thought daughters are going to love island. You can, I mean, that. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. This is the, I got confused.
Starting point is 00:27:20 That does get a point. That does get a point. I got confused. All right. Tina, I feel like you're also keeping score along with me. Like, I'm like. Oh, I am. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Right. My dad would be the last. You are. Yeah. All right, everyone. Last question in this configuration of the writers here. All right. Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:42 If you're, if you, one survivor, what would be the first thing you buy? Hmm. It has to be a purchase. Purchase. It's like you just got a million dollars. Mm-hmm. After taxes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Okay. I know. I'm not serious. Stephanie. I'm over here being like, just put it in a 401k. Just put it in a 401k. You're ready.
Starting point is 00:28:14 You don't touch that money till it's 2066. No, that was my impression of the investor and stuff because they were together when this happened. Well, it's a Gabby one.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I wonder. Well, okay, okay. I was thinking like I would just save him. Gabby, did you write something? I would write that. Yeah. Okay, everyone's locked in.
Starting point is 00:28:44 I feel like I'm going to. Reveal. All right. Let's know what I'm going to say. Is everyone ready? Everyone ready. We need to rip the band-it off. Can we go first?
Starting point is 00:28:53 Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Go first. Stephanie. I think you're buying vintage clothes. Nice. Wow. Nice.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Okay. That's why in that point. For you? My money I did make on, so. But you, I can't. I see. Okay. Hers and hers?
Starting point is 00:29:16 I'm going to say a new car. And Sarah said, we've been going to a lot of open houses lately, so I thought. Oh, house. It's so funny. I do think that's a half point, but.
Starting point is 00:29:34 No. Right? You had house. No. House is not half point of car But you're out of the road track You know, but Yeah
Starting point is 00:29:41 How is this is a half point of car Thought daughters I think the honest answer is You would buy something for your mom Like something expensive for your mom But if it was for you For you or us I would think it would be a house
Starting point is 00:29:57 Okay, no Okay, that's fine Big trip Oh, that's cute That's nice And again on the right vein. Gross,
Starting point is 00:30:07 I'm going to buy something for your mom. Does not count. Yeah, and you kind of also then back to probably, you know.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Again, it is still it is still anyone's game tied with five points is the thought daughters and T for T and hers and hers, Asian Sarah, coming up the rear
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Starting point is 00:33:05 There's been six questions. Everyone has 10 points. You guys each have one. Yeah. Okay, so it's five, five, and two. All right. So new writers, we're mixing it up. The writers now are going to be Asia Gabby Tini.
Starting point is 00:33:20 So some people just did. Everyone's getting to play against everyone, you know? I see what's happening. Matt did a lot of thinking about this. It's about to get controversial, by the way. It really is. Okay. Everyone ready?
Starting point is 00:33:33 Yeah, I mean, you could read this one. Who did you vote? I'm ready. I wrote this, so I'll read it. You're right. Okay. If you could smooth. another survivor player besides your partner,
Starting point is 00:33:43 who would it be? Oh, whoa. Are I going to be on? Survivor crush. Oh, wow. And this is my answer. One. For you.
Starting point is 00:33:56 It's the same answer? You're still in the one. You don't want to get that one. That's gay. Oh, and this is going on. Today is controversial. It's controversial in its own. do I?
Starting point is 00:34:11 You'll never see it, right? Okay. They will never see it. Locking in, locking in. They'll just be part of their face, really. Yeah, exactly. Use this as an opportunity for, you know, a little invitation, you know, a little mix
Starting point is 00:34:25 it up. All right. Hers and hers. Who we got? Yeah, don't show. It would be Natalie Anderson. Oh. Nice.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Oh, goodness. She might see that. Oh, wow. He's right over in Jersey. Let's make the day. Yeah. You can take this. We're in Texas.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Take the ferry. Amazing work. Back in, look at that. Look at those points getting. All right. Good at us. Thought daughters.
Starting point is 00:34:53 What do we got? High five. So the guess or guess? I guess. It's parv. Oh, wait. It cut out. Say it again.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Parvety. I mean. Only in today. And, yeah, we got it. And again, another pretty achievable. goal it feels. I mean, just based on that you know her already,
Starting point is 00:35:13 you know, and now they're out of camera. Wow, what can we possibly take them out? Okay. Steini, what do we got? So, teeny is like OG, well,
Starting point is 00:35:26 Harmony was up there, but Teenage OG Survivor crush is Sierra Easton, who is definitely not watching. Is that the, wow. Sierra Easton. I don't know how she would take.
Starting point is 00:35:38 I don't know how she would take. through an invite. Wait, is that the token Sheen Sierra? No, that's the Sierra from Riverswater and voted out for mom. This is both kind of her mom.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I mean, I really... Frankly, her mom. Is anyone else saying Laura Morrette? Yes, thank you, Kelly. Thank you. Laura Morrette. Wow. I'd be applied.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Maybe we just, you know, need to have a revolutionary experience to get everything. Exactly. I'm already on a podcast saying Laura Maret is hot, so it's fine. I just want to say
Starting point is 00:36:07 that's the first one that everybody got them all right. And I think that speaks to the type of conversations we're having. I think it's just trying to make the questions hornier. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's all I know. All right.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Oh, my gosh. Well, this is not a hornyer question. What next question? What's your biggest pet peeve? All right. Oh. All right. This is getting drilling.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Getting hot and heavy. no fighting yet that's great Tensions high and it's Yeah, tensions high Tensions high was thought right All right Okay
Starting point is 00:36:47 Let's wait Let's start out Okay booby Let's start with Let's start with the thought daughters Okay I know what it is Because I set it off It's chewing
Starting point is 00:37:01 And it's like too loud chewing Or you can hear me chew Chewing Yeah chewing Yeah chewing good loud thing You have to put on music or the TV if, you know, I'm chewing too loud. All right. We don't have to quote the full.
Starting point is 00:37:13 I can't mind. I have TMJ. He's got TMJ. I can't stand this out of. You know, a friend of mine is having that problem in her couple that that the other person's chewing is too loud. So that's good to know. This is a great example. You can get through it.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Yeah. Yeah. It gets better. Okay. Let's go over to tea for tea. Steamy. I did it to him literally tonight being late. Oh
Starting point is 00:37:39 Lakers It wasn't even my fault It's not her fault But she's good about it normally But with other people It is my It makes me irate I rate
Starting point is 00:37:51 On time king Okay No on time king It's hard Hers and hers It takes a lot to like Yeah it's hard because Yeah nothing really gets you
Starting point is 00:38:02 Really upset It just takes a lot To like annoy me I would say You just wrote Rome Right Who shall not be named I'm gonna go with
Starting point is 00:38:19 My whining Oh I hope that's wrong That's what he just said That is what he just said Oh When Sarah wears black stuff with white shoes Oh.
Starting point is 00:38:37 That's worse. Or white socks with black shoes. I'm not, I'm not in on that. Black socks with white shoes? What about no socks with shoes? That's okay. That's okay? What about somehow there's always sand in the bed, always?
Starting point is 00:38:57 What are you going to be sand? You've never seen anything like it, guys. That was like, it wasn't for me, but I really needed to say, what an annoyous me. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Next question.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Same, same writer. Okay. What was the, like, situation, we can call it a date, a moment, a slight time period, when you knew you wanted to be with your partner? So, like, if there was, like, a moment, a date, something, something that's like, I think you'll know it. You'll know it. I let's be honest. I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:39:42 What? Kelly is losing it right now. We'll see what happens on the other side. Yeah, that's what I mean. Hopefully our parents are lost. Stephanie looks ready to answer. I'm not going to think. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Oh, thank you. No. Okay. All right. I think we should start. Yeah. Okay. I'm writing.
Starting point is 00:40:12 I'm writing. Perfect. I think we should. Oh, wait. Oh. Asia. It's the same. I'm just going to write more.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Okay. Go for it. And as Asia writes that, I feel like we could start with hers and hers. I see Asia's probably almost done. Sarah. What's your answer? There's like two events popping up in my mind.
Starting point is 00:40:38 One is our first date, and the other is the night before our first date. We had a FaceTime that lasted until like 5 a.m. So I think I'm going to go with the FaceTime. Yay. Yay. I'm pretty loud. I see you're looking crazy.
Starting point is 00:40:59 That's like a beautiful. from gay way. 9 p.m. to 5 a.m. Oh. That's the real 9 to 5 right there. That's really cute, you guys. Pre-even meeting in person. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Good. Okay. Thought daughters. Okay. I'll keep it like a little. Yeah. Yeah. I keep a PG-13.
Starting point is 00:41:29 I'm sorry. I think it was, okay, so when I went up to, we reconnected, and then I first visited her in college, and there was a moment that I remember very vividly that I was like, falling in love. And that would be it. Nice. And it was a moment, and we won't get to know any more about the moment.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Read it out loud. What did she say? First trip to college senior year when she visited me. Yeah. That is very good job. Yeah. Wow. Do you know what I mean, though?
Starting point is 00:42:00 Yeah, we had a lot of stuff. No, it's not what I knew. Oh, my God. Oh, I didn't know that. You guys are married now, so, you know, the sins of the past become kosher. And by the way, I should say, on the newlywood made, game, you're not supposed to say have sex. You're supposed to say made whoopee. You made wimper.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Oh. This is the gay version, and you can say sex here, okay? Oh. That would make it hotter and seem weird, though. Okay, tea for tea. Okay, so for a period of time, Tini would slide up on my Instagram stories or text me to tell me that he had had a sex dream about me the night before.
Starting point is 00:42:46 A whoopee dream. Sorry, a will be dream, which I feel like was the real giveaway. Sex dream. Just as a points update, hers and hers, The first time, though, it was like, we were just doing girlfriend and stuff. And the other two teams, the daughters, and Stephanie Tini team for team at eight points. It was like, you're still not out of it.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Another perfect round, everybody. That was cute. All right. We are to our next format. Okay. We're on our official round two. All right. So what's going to happen here?
Starting point is 00:43:24 Very similar to before. except each answer will be a list of things. So it's going to be, we'll tell you the number of things, and the writer will write down that number of things. The guesser will get that many guesses. So you can get as many points as there are in the list. Does that make sense?
Starting point is 00:43:44 I think it'll be very clear when there's a question. Yes, and the writers start out will be Sarah, Gabby, and Stephanie. I'm still writing. I've been writing for three rounds. Hey, you never know. Anything can happen in this screen. It's a big test for a calendar. You never know.
Starting point is 00:44:02 I'm more stressful to be this person just saying. No, it is. Is this one? Okay, where we're, okay. I feel like, okay. Okay, all right. Name your, okay, so back,
Starting point is 00:44:17 everyone knows where there are. Sorry, that was, yeah, I, I've been blip for a sec. Okay. There's a question. Okay, I didn't know this. I'm going to say, this question comes to us from Quigs.
Starting point is 00:44:25 my partner, that there's a classic thing on the red carpet where they ask for your what's your top four in your letterbox? Is that everybody, is that a concept that people are familiar with? Yeah. Okay. Four favorite movies.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Oh no. Okay, so top four favorite movies is the question. Or you can imagine yourself at the red carpet, your letter box top four. And your partner will get to four guesses for four movies. Yes, so write those down.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Write those down. This is a no for kills. This is where a steamy pulled away. I'm not, this is not my... I'm really bad. I mean... All right, let's think. Lock in, lock in.
Starting point is 00:45:02 I would be bad at this. What would your four movies be... Oh, my God, hard. While they answer. Okay. Let's see. It's Pride Month, so I'm not a... But I'm a cheerleader is on my mind.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Oh, excellent. I don't want to... I don't want to, maybe... Maybe this is one. Yeah. But that's a freaking good movie if you haven't seen me. It might be... Clueing up to the answer.
Starting point is 00:45:25 You know what I mean? Yeah. I can't come up with Ford. I'm just generally bad at movies. Me too. I don't really like watching a movie. And also the goal of this. She's always upset that I don't.
Starting point is 00:45:41 She's like, no. You'll get a point for everyone. You'll get a point for everyone that you match, you're going to get a point. All right, let's do it. Tea for Tea. So who wrote against Stephanie wrote. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:56 All right, so Teeny, you got four guesses. Let's go. I definitely know one of them for sure is Jurassic Park. She loves Jurassic Park. Oh, yeah. My other guess is a movie we both love the social network. Oh, oh. Then another movie we both love, Big Fish.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Then, I'm going to guess. Mulan Rouge because she showed me that movie. That's true. I do with Mulan Rouge. All right. Minor Jurassic Park, Big Fish, when Harry met Sally, and hook.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Wow. Good list. Okay, two points. Okay, two points. Okay, do points. Okay, do points. All right, good, good, good job, teeny.
Starting point is 00:46:44 That was hard. Good job. All right. Thought daughters. We were struggling. The only one I'm confident about is interstellar. That's both of our, like,
Starting point is 00:46:53 favorite movie. Okay. It's interstellar. After that, this could really be anything. And I would have said Jurassic Party, but I'm not going to say it. Maybe 51st dates.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Oh, I love that movie. Dokey, love that movie. You didn't put that? No. Three more. Okay, maybe we were just talking about this movie as the only gay movie we've ever liked. So I'm going to imagine me and you.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Also, shout out to fight for parable. Yeah. Is that one of them? Is that one of them? Yeah. Okay. And I actually can't even take the book. Like, I don't even know if I have an answer.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I guess for me. Yeah. Um, um, Oh, a great one, but no. Okay, but show us.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Honestly, it should be honest. What? Okay. Interstellar. Imagine me and you. So she got those two. Nice.
Starting point is 00:47:55 The big Lobowski and dumb and dumb and dumber. Oh, There was nice. Good movies. Two points. Yeah. Another two. I love how growing that list is.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Yeah. I haven't fun. Early on. All right. All right. Hers and hers. Okay. I'm going to say back to the future, one.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Back to the future two. Ooh. Ooh. Wow. And I only get one more guess. One more. One more. Yeah, one more.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Oh, I'm in between, like, back to the future three. And then the sound of music. Oh, that might have made mine. I'm just going to, I don't think you would think that I would know sound of music, because you haven't talked about it a long time, so I'm going to say back to feature three. Either, just reveal. Four for four, baby. Wow!
Starting point is 00:48:49 A trilogy series. What a comeback. I love that. Feature one, two, three. And what was the other movie? Love and basketball. Love basketball. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Love basketball. Wow. That was impressive. Oh, we should see it. You really like it. Okay, incredible. All right. Incredible.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Yes. Nat, next question. Next question. Name three of your favorite dates that you've had together. Just like generally, like a word or whatever to describe each of them. But three of your favorite dates that you've had together. Specific ones.
Starting point is 00:49:27 Kelly looks disgusted for a second. I have 11 years of dink. Yeah, that's hard. That is actually a dissonance. That's fair. That's fair. Oh, no. All right.
Starting point is 00:49:45 I feel like they're the most focused with this one. It's really impressive. I think it has the most stakes. I'm adding commentary. Sorry, yeah. I can't think of ADD. Can't listen. All right.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Okay. Whoa, that's quick. I know. Yeah, let's slow this down a little bit. Let's start with steamy. Okay. I'm going to guess our first date at Long Island Bar, our first official date. I'm going to guess a day we spent together when she came to visit my old college.
Starting point is 00:50:29 That should have been here, too. It's a really good one. Damn. Oh, no. Oh. Don't let that get you flustered. You are on the right track. It is.
Starting point is 00:50:41 It is getting me flustered. Does he look flustered? I can't tell. Big D-Dee. If you're only listening, there's some redness, there's some flusiness. Oh, it's very cool.
Starting point is 00:50:51 I'm just so burned. Oh. And then I'm going to guess dinner date we went to in St. Bart. I have our first date, so good on that one. When you took me out on the boat
Starting point is 00:51:03 in Central Park. Oh, yeah. And then our dates in New Orleans. Right track, vacation dates. All right, we got one point there. No, come back. Okay. Hers and hers.
Starting point is 00:51:20 See, it's hard because I don't know if you're doing specific dates or you're doing like trips. Yeah, that is kind of hard. Yeah. You're really mind-melded. Yeah, mine-knelted. So I'm going to go our first date at Oporto. I'm going to go Australia.
Starting point is 00:51:42 And I'm going to go a continent. What? And I'm going to go. The cruise we went on for my birthday. We got two of those. I put our first date, my birthday at the cabin, and then your birthday cruise. Oh, that happened. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Yeah. All right. And thought daughters. Okay. We're closing in. We had so many years. Yeah. We already, yeah, we got that.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Okay. I think, um, okay. Earliest one, you really, you and your roommate made me cake. Yes.
Starting point is 00:52:24 It's really, yes. So cute. Yeah. That was like really sweet. She was like making me a cake, even though it was just, it was like,
Starting point is 00:52:32 a really long time, but like the effort was there. Sorry, honey. And then I would say, okay, Valentine's Day in Thailand? No. No? I hated that. I hated that. In Bangkok.
Starting point is 00:52:48 That was my worst day is ever. Fine. And then I would be like, just going to, maybe like when we got engaged, beach in the Malo. All right. Two out of three. Nice. What was the third one, Gabby?
Starting point is 00:52:58 Fuck it, man. What did I miss? Stytown, Westville, when we used to be. go to Westville all the time. Okay. Yeah, it was a throwaway. That's not a good answer. Yeah, yeah, she's wrong.
Starting point is 00:53:12 I enjoyed Ben. It was a frequent date, but it wasn't our top three dates. Okay. I really thought. Great stuff around the board. Matt, can we get a quick score? Yes. Score check.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Okay, in the lead right now. Well, no, yeah, in the lead right now, we have the thought daughters with 12 points. Following them, we have Stephanie and Tini T for T at 11 points and then Asians are at 10 points. 10 points, yeah, it's close.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Ooh. Don't know. Okay. This is aggressive. Yeah. I think we're going to do one more of this format
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Starting point is 00:55:17 in Survivor history. For you, the writer, for Jeff, we know it's Zach Brown is there, okay? For you, we're really dreaming here. Yes. For you, what are the three things that would be at the survivor sanctuary. It doesn't have to be food. It could be anything. It's in the bounds of things that we've seen on Survivor, including the insane things that we've seen on Survivor. Including the musical act.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Yeah. They could do that. You can dream. I know, but I like need to think of this. Okay, okay. Ooh. Sorry, I'm just laughing at Kelly. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:56:01 You've got this. I believe in you. You guys, I'm going to be in so much trouble after this. I don't know. What am I going to do for my third one? I am wondering. Oh.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Okay. Realistic. No, okay. Let's cross-talk people. She's done riding. I'm done writing. Okay, okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:56:31 All right, Kelly, you got it? Yeah. All right. I'm worried about this. Let's start with hers and hers. Oof. So I think you'd want pizza, ice cream, and wine. Oh, huh.
Starting point is 00:56:51 All right, it seems like we got pizza. Would you might not want those things? I would. I would. I wanted Tori Kelly to pay insane other. guitar pizza and cider All right, one point for hers and hers.
Starting point is 00:57:08 One point. All right. Thought daughters. So you have to guess first. Okay, I don't mistake it. Yeah, reveal. Okay, so I think she wants like a big, juicy burger waiting for her
Starting point is 00:57:20 because I know that's what she wanted the most in Survivor. That's right here. And wine, wine, some sort of alcoholic beverage. I'm thinking wine. Margarita maybe Yeah And also like
Starting point is 00:57:34 Cat's Eye is just there and performing Permanent Minimal clothing Megan hero hero center of the pyramid Yeah Good okay Well not three but I said lobster That's my favorite food
Starting point is 00:57:47 Oh sorry I did crave burgers on Survivor Which she's right Then I wrote Cat's Eye At least Megan Wow And then wine slash alcohol So that's really good
Starting point is 00:57:55 Wow I got that it was three things Yeah you wrote four things We'll give you two points. Great work, great work. Good wine. Wine and cats. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Good work. All right. Tea for tea. So, um, teeny doesn't drink, but I'm imagining like a 24 pack of Poland spring waters
Starting point is 00:58:26 because you also don't like the well water. Oh my gosh Okay, can you stop? And then he is going to want more than anything. And then he is going to want more than anything, like on his deathbed, a Chipotle label. Oh. Honestly, that's a great. And if we're going with the musical cue, I feel like originally I was like, oh, do we want like a pop girl?
Starting point is 00:58:55 But I actually think you would want to listen to the 1975. She got two or three. Wow. What's the last friend? Monkeys. She wrote chimpanzees, monkeys, and gorillas? Yes. That's a bunch of primates.
Starting point is 00:59:11 We all were. I want to be on record that I thought the other thing when I was thinking water would be letters from home. Oh, that was a good. Wow. Good round, people. Good round. All right, Matt, give us the score going into the final questions.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Going to the final question, hers and hers, Agent Sarah, 11 points, Gabby and Kelly, the thought dollars have 14 points. Stephanie and teeny, trilling, T for T, 13 points, anyone's game. Final question. Okay. Five points. We're five points. What was it again, Matt?
Starting point is 00:59:54 The final question. Oh, yes. Okay. Well, actually, here's a fun. a peek behind the curtain is that the final question was going to be how many days in days have you been together? But Sarah and Asia
Starting point is 01:00:07 literally used it as their intro statement. So no matter what the points are, you are prepared, you too. Wow. Okay, but Matt and I are such adept hopes that over text we figured out another question. That's so much last for me, guys.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Are you kidding? Here's a question. Collectively as a group, how many days have you all been together? The sum total of all the couples. And you are each going to write an answer.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Whoever is the individually closest gets five points for their team. Don't work together on it. What do you mean? Don't work. You mean I have to come over as an answer. Oh, wait, we can't work together? Not working together. Oh, that's crazy. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:54 Yeah, it's easy. That's us. Okay. We're so crazy. You've got about 30 seconds. This is like some light math. This is some gut from your soul, from your gut. You just feel it in the room.
Starting point is 01:01:08 How many days have we all collect me as a couple? So if you're listening, we're taking the sum total of Sarah and Asia's days together. We're taking plus Kelly and Gabby's years together. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Tini is ready. I did no math whatsoever.
Starting point is 01:01:24 I just wrote down a number. And I think that's good approach. Yeah. Okay. we're going to go 10 9 8 7 6
Starting point is 01:01:36 5 5 4 3 3 2 get those answers in people 1 can't believe this is for all the more lock it locked in
Starting point is 01:01:50 okay that's a crazy number for that should turn out to be I have the right answer of number of days collectively based on how long you said her to get your clubbed together. I have it. Well, we'll see about that. I think I got it.
Starting point is 01:02:07 I think you have to show worse as well. Okay, so here's how it's going to work. You're all, we're going to go down the line. Everyone's going to say their number of days. And then Matt will reveal the real answer. What we're going to do is whoever is individually closest gets five points for the team. And if you and your partner are both wrong. but really close to each other,
Starting point is 01:02:30 you get a bonus point. Okay. The same kind of wrong. All right. I'm pretty thinking. All right. Sarah, what's you got? I have 5,050 days.
Starting point is 01:02:41 5,050. Asia. I have 5,063 days. Oh, wow. Sinked up. Kelly. I have 5,05 days. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:02:53 Everyone's really in a math. Okay, 5,05. Kelly. I mean, sorry, Gabby. 4950. Nice. A lot of work. Tini.
Starting point is 01:03:03 So I wrote down 20,000. He did preface no math was involved. And Stephanie? I have 4,998 days. I was doing gabbers. Wow. All right. Drum roll.
Starting point is 01:03:25 And the answer is. Wait, wait, wait. on, is it closest without going over? No, just closest, because we didn't say that. Just close it. You got 20,000. That was hilarious. And the answer is
Starting point is 01:03:37 5,053 days. Oh. Which makes Asian Sarah first place. Well, wait, no, that makes Asians are the right answer for this one. Right. Which gives you one, two, three, four, five. Five, wait, and then stick. We'll give you.
Starting point is 01:03:57 six points for that. Because you were like 13 of each other. Yeah. I mean, I think Kelly and Gabby were also really close. We'll give you guys a bonus point too. Yeah. We get them one point.
Starting point is 01:04:09 They get one point. Yep. They only one point. Because of the new one's deaf work. By a lot. All right. It doesn't even matter. Our final score is what, Matt?
Starting point is 01:04:21 All right. This is still funny. You're right. T for T. T for T. 13 points great job great work great effort
Starting point is 01:04:30 love your passion we wouldn't have played if you know but was coming down to math the thought daughters the thought daughters 15 points
Starting point is 01:04:39 15 points for the thought daughters we go and give you 16 in a shocking come from behind victory with 17 points I'm fucking real Sarah hers
Starting point is 01:04:51 now now back to the future back to the future yeah thank you back to the future. Here's my one question.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Here's my one question. How do you even know how many days that me and her have been together for it? You said a year. Almost a year. I said almost a year. I said almost a year. It's 10 months.
Starting point is 01:05:12 It wasn't 20,000 days. Oh, no, I'm not saying. I was right. I'm talking about my girls' math. He knows I was over here doing multiplication. That was a lot. Have their work. Sorry, no, I will be a good sport.
Starting point is 01:05:26 You know, there's standards and practices here at The Pride of Spoken are very serious. We take this very seriously. Thank you all so much for being here. This was ridiculous. And this was so fun. Thank you for trying out a fun, crazy thing with us. You can close out with just if there's anything you want to plug or anywhere to follow. You want us to follow.
Starting point is 01:05:47 So we'll start with T for T. Who, yeah, say goodbye. Give us something. Plug the pot. No, thank you so much. Good for them. Pod is coming back. It's our second season.
Starting point is 01:05:57 We're filming this summer. You guys like Survivor. You do so many seasons so fast. Well, and also, like we're just going to keep being gay all summer long, you know? It's not just my month. That's really all we got.
Starting point is 01:06:10 Thanks, everything. Good game, good game. You want a stone pony? Literally. All right, thought daughters. Do you want to plug our... Are you going to start a podcast or... Well, and there's something exciting coming up for the two people.
Starting point is 01:06:28 You know, there is something fun coming in the fall of this year that we can't talk about yet, but I hope you keep your eyes peeled. It might not be the last to see of these beauties. What it means. For a little more and also love each other. Follow me on Instagram, G-B-A-S-H. Yes. G-Bash baby.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Also, on, we have a couple's TikTok. Oh, yeah. If you guys are into that, a little Fem-F-Fem-Cuteness, Gabben-K-N-K-L. I'm cringing to death. Move on to somebody else. Love, that's great. I mean, the fat daughter. Slash that follow button, people.
Starting point is 01:07:02 Yeah. Okay. At Gab and Kill. Love you guys. And Asia Sarah. So you can listen to our podcast, Life by Us. It's Life B-I-S. Because we're both five.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Get it. And then you can follow me at Asia. Like Asia. That's A-Y-S-H-A. Like AS-A. And you can follow her at S-J-Menzel on... Instagram or sheared by Sarah if you want some hair content. Incredible work.
Starting point is 01:07:30 And you can follow me at Evie Jagoda or at Evie Jagg. That's my Instagram. At Evie Jagg. And buy Pride has spoken merch. All the money goes to awesome queer charities. Get in your voice memos for our listener, call in question. It's going to be so fun.
Starting point is 01:07:45 And Matt, where can people find you? Follow me at Matt Scott GW. And so thrilled to be here. Awesome stuff. But as we wrap up this episode, We're going to attempt to do something together. We're going to break a Pride-is-spoken record with the most people doing this at once. Because at the end of each episode, we say, the Pride has spoken on the count of three.
Starting point is 01:08:05 So on the count of three, together, all of us need to say the Pride is spoken. One, two, three, the Pride has spoken. Very slowly. Yay. You all, Rock. Thank you so much. Thank you. Bye.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Yes. Love you, Bob. Love you. Yeah. Bye, everybody.

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