Right About Now - Legendary Business Advice - Weekly Marketing and Advertising News, October 22, 2021: Facebook Changing to Faceplant?!
Episode Date: October 22, 2021Welcome to this week's episode of The Radcast! In this week's news episode, Host Ryan Alford and Co-Host Joey of JoeyJoe&Sean recaps guest, Founder, and CEO of Stage 32, Richard ‘RB’ Botto! Up...coming guest Marc Randolph, co-founder of Netflix. Talks Social Holidays World #StatisticsDay, #ReptileAwarenessDay, #GetToKnowYourCustomersDay, #iPodDay, #UNDay and more...Take a look at this week’s biggest marketing headlines:Facebook reportedly plans to change its name to focus on the metaverse - FACEPLANT'Berries and Cream' creators on what's driving TikTok comeback of 14-year-old adWhy Snapchat and TikTok still trail the duopoly for digital adsShopify comes to SpotifyYouTube enters the holiday shopping wars with live commerce eventScientists took the first steps toward pig-to-human kidney transplantsChild's Play Creator Does Not Rule Out Chucky Going to SpaceIf you enjoyed this episode of The Radcast, let us know by visiting our website www.theradcast.com. Like, Share and Subscribe on our YouTube account https://bit.ly/3iHGk44 or leave us a review on Apple Podcast. Be sure to keep up with all that’s radical from @ryanalford @radical_results @the.rad.cast If you enjoyed this episode and want to learn more, join Ryan’s newsletter https://ryanalford.com/newsletter/ to get Ferrari level advice daily for FREE. Learn how to build a 7 figure business from your personal brand by signing up for a FREE introduction to personal branding https://ryanalford.com/personalbranding. Learn more by visiting our website at www.ryanisright.comSubscribe to our YouTube channel www.youtube.com/@RightAboutNowwithRyanAlford. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Tuesday's episode with R.B. Botto. He's the founder of Stage 32. And then, hey, Tuesday, co-founder of Netflix. Mark Randolph, joined us a few weeks ago. That episode's really insightful.
Co-founder of Netflix? Yeah. So how did you get invited to the Illamani?
Facebook is reporting that they're going to change their name to align more with the Metaverse.
Name changes signify either a drug front or that times are going poorly.
So Shopify is now on Spotify.
Bro, what if Spotify came to Shopify, bro?
What if you were buying Nirvana shirts if you wanted to listen to Nirvana, dude?
You're listening to the Radcast.
If it's radical, we cover it.
Here's your host, Ryan Alford.
Hey guys, what's up?
Welcome to the latest edition of the Radcast.
It's Friday, October 22nd, 2021.
We're one week out from Halloween.
I'm joined by Joey.
What's up, Joey?
What's up, man?
I'm getting jacked for spooky season, bro.
I know.
I hear there's surprises.
There might be, Ryan's going to have a company costume party,
and little does he know.
His employees may have something up their sleeves.
Mm-hmm.
No, you're supposed to play the spooky sound.
I know.
I just didn't.
No, oh, for two.
I just don't want to give in to it, you know, like, I'm a little scared.
I just don't want to get scared.
He should be.
Oh, so we're one week out from Halloween.
We've had a good week here at Radical.
Joey, what's been happening on your end, brother?
We've been shooting some great spots for a local restaurant called Habitat.
We shot three digital spots, and we're giving.
getting ready to do some pretty exciting spots Monday for another coin.
I like it.
I like it.
Yes.
They're going to let us push the envelope.
I'm in my Halloween bag on this one.
Oh, good.
You're in your element as well.
Unfortunately.
That's great, man.
I'm excited.
We do have a nice skit that the team put together.
The cheap client, not always the low-price guy.
Do a cheaper guy.
Do it cheaper guy.
So I'll be on the lookout for that.
It's quite funny.
You don't always want to go cheaper.
No.
There's times where I feel like, okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, a pack of gum.
Sure.
Sometimes liquor, if I'm just trying to party.
That's right.
I'm not going to.
Yeah.
You're supposed to rubbing alcohol.
They get you.
The vodka gets a headache.
Speaking of, I have some king cobras in the fridge.
So make sure no one drinks those.
I think those will be safe.
Okay.
If you want to take a swag, go ahead.
Yeah.
Now I'm going to leave those all on themselves.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, throw it back.
Sorry.
It's been a good week.
Tuesday's episode with R.B.
Botto.
He's the founder of Stage 32,
which is actually the largest community.
You need to be part of this community.
You're in the entertainment industry.
Okay.
Largest social media platform for the entertainment industry.
Stage 32?
Yeah.
For screenwriters and actors and producers and digital creators, like, you know, every layer of the entertainment business.
Can you actually look at that camera and just confirm to everyone who went to high school with me that I am actually in the entertainment industry and that they should believe in me?
Joey is in the entertainment industry.
It's the adult entertainment industry, but it's entertainment nonetheless.
This is, okay.
I wanted you to lie.
Damn it.
Sorry.
He is.
Hey, look, you got the GER shirt on.
GER, man.
It's GER.
GER.
I love it.
And if anyone listening, you know, you sense, I know I have a Southern accent.
I think of it as light compared to most people in town.
A diet.
Would you call it or a light?
Yeah, a light accent.
Okay.
Maybe diet accent.
I don't know.
Okay.
Diet Southern accent.
Hey, is that a new drink or?
Anyway.
But there's a little town called Gras.
Greer. It is. Greer. G-R-E-R. But if you're from Greer, there's a good chance you call it GER.
GER-G. GER-M-M-I-N. And it's just a southern thing. You wouldn't understand.
Yeah, so why are we explaining? They'll never get it.
I know. So, anyway, it's fun. And then, hey, Tuesday. Okay.
The co-founder of Netflix, Mark Randolph, joined us a few weeks ago. That episode's really insightful.
If you want to know how to get rich, you need to listen to this episode.
I'll leave it as that.
So how did you get invited to the Illuminati?
Yeah.
The co-founder of Netflix.
Yeah, dude, he was awesome.
How did you?
I have questions on that, but it sounds like...
Hey, man, we're in the secret circle around here.
You know?
That's what happens when you get 5,000 downloads on the podcast yesterday.
We hit a world record for us.
Okay.
The most...
For a deal.
For us.
It's our own world record.
that we just beat.
You can say personal best, by the way.
I like world record.
I'm in marketing.
That's got a...
It's very strong marketing.
It's the number one downloaded podcast for Radical of all time.
Okay.
How many different ways can I say it?
No, we had 5,000 plus downloads yesterday.
It beat our record, which is somewhere around 3,500.
So we smoked it, dude.
Smoked it.
So we appreciate all the loyal little.
listeners if you're out there, especially our mates in South Korea, who has kept us,
who have kept us in the top 10 somehow, some way.
Yes.
Yeah, never thought I'd be saying.
Shout out to South Korea.
Yeah.
Hey, they like us.
It's not just about squid games, brother.
Great.
I have actually, I have not watched Squid games.
So I haven't either.
We're going to start it this weekend, though.
It's on our list.
Playing it or watching it?
Both.
Okay, great.
The kids are in town.
You decided that you had too many
Got the ARs loaded up
Too many offspring in your family
Yeah
And it's gonna
Well they self
What is it when you kind of self
You take care of one of the other like
I don't know what the word I'm looking for
Self repose Darwinism
Yeah self
Self mutilation
I don't know what the hell I'm trying to talk about
But anyway
We do have some important social holidays
I want to bring up yesterday
Dude I am always jack to hear about your social holidays bro
And what's funny is the first one leads right down the path that seems to be every time you're on the show.
Okay.
World Statistics Day was yesterday.
I thought you were going to say Depression Day.
Okay.
Wow.
I had a pocketful of Zoloft ready.
Yeah.
World Statistics Day.
Did you celebrate?
Yeah.
Big time.
Fantasy football, I feel like, I feel like fantasy football is the world's most forefront.
appreciation of statistics, right?
I feel like the world got interested in statistics because of fantasy football.
I think that's fair.
And to be clear, it was actually two days ago.
My days are a little thrown off.
So two days ago was statistics day.
You damn, oh, you're a statistic, bro, because you're a damn liar.
I know.
Yes, I am a liar.
What do they say?
The only thing that lie are statistics and...
And podcast hosts?
Yeah, there you go.
Who have a membership to the Illuminati, apparently?
Yes, they do. And apparently yesterday, being Thursday, was actually reptile awareness day.
Good, dude, because I got a lot of snakes in my life, if you know what I mean, bro.
In your head.
Did you play some mind games yesterday?
I had to behead some snakes in my circle, if you know what I mean?
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
I got a lot of my Garden of Eden had a lot of people trying to get me to eat.
poison apples, you know what I mean?
Forbidden fruits.
And ironically, it was get to know your customers' day as well.
So get to know your customers' day as well as reptile awareness day.
So I hope everyone had their social calendars marked and had all the social posts going out for
for snakes and lizards and customers.
I pray that every zoo in the world had a reptile day.
Yeah. Snake in the grass.
Snake in the grass, dude.
And if you got some snakes in your circle, behead,
All right.
Tomorrow is a really relevant day.
I mean,
a highly relevant technology is changing quickly,
but it somehow remains relevant.
It's iPod day.
Oh, hell yeah, bro.
Let's go film a commercial.
I'm going to load my MP3s up on my iPod.
Sure.
And then throw it out the window.
Do you remember that struggle of,
did you ever convert CDs into MP3s?
Who didn't?
A lot of kids nowadays.
Yeah, they didn't know how to deal with that shit.
I was dealing stuff down on MP3s on Napster.
Hell yeah.
Before it became illegal.
And after it became illegal.
I bet you say, dude.
Just say it, man.
I did it when it was illegal.
Yes.
Come give me the FAA or whoever.
Hey, you're on thin ice there.
The FCC.
Yeah.
The silhouette commercials.
Everybody remembers the commercials of dancing silhouettes.
Yes.
But do you, did you have a nano?
Or did you have an iPod?
I think I went through.
I think I had both.
the Kmart version that was like an MP3 player.
No, because just like the actual music itself,
I would steal them from Walmart.
So I had an actual iPod that I stole.
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
I'll give you.
I think I don't know which one I'm going for her.
And it's funny how everything changed.
I got throughout every like when as soon as digital media was available,
DVD, I threw out every DVD.
I was like, I hated keeping up with all that shit.
I was like throwing discs out the window.
So then before I realized you could sell them for like, you know, $7 a piece or something,
I probably threw out like $600 worth.
Yeah, I was actually driving down the road the other day in a rogue DVD hit my windshield
and it freaked me out and I crashed.
So I was wondering if you were the guy that threw it,
if we could talk after the show about being a insurance claim.
Anyway, I can't believe it hung in the air that long.
I mean, those things will fly, man.
I thought it was a UFO at first from afar.
So moving to the real news.
The most important one being first.
So Facebook is reporting that they're going to change their name to align more with the Metaverse.
So they're changing the name of Facebook.
It's coming people.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
How much equity they have built up in Facebook the last 18 years or however long it's been?
Imagine being the guy that does the press statement, though, that's like, hey, we're doing a rebrand to align with the Metaverse.
That sounds very discon.
Yeah.
No.
We must align, Mark.
Yes, we must.
Okay, so, well, do you know the name of this?
Actually, this actually is a revolutionary name change.
It is, it is.
I have some suggestions.
Okay.
But you don't know for sure.
Does no one know, as you said?
No, no.
First recommendation is face plant.
Okay.
I could see that happen.
Because that's what they've been doing lately.
A hundred percent.
That's kind of like the metaverse, you know?
Sure.
My kids are face planting in Roblox all day, you know, literally.
I was thinking more of the, well, it's got, so there's a double meaning because I thought faceplant in the way that like.
Oh, yeah, fall on your face.
That's pretty much what I meant.
Okay.
But also, yeah, okay.
But all serious, let's make some, like, guesses and then we'll come back in a few weeks and we'll see who was right or wrong.
So metaverse, some metaverse.
I got it.
All right.
I think it's going to be Instagram.
I think they're just going to combine it into one.
Why not?
Yeah, that'd be smart to be all in one.
Pretty.
Because they own Instagram, right?
Yes.
And Instagram owns us.
Instaverse.
Could be.
Yeah.
I can see.
I think it's going to be something completely different probably.
This is all part of the plots.
Like when you start getting bad press, like change your name.
You know, it's kind of like charter.
You know, if you're around here, they suck so bad.
And then they change the spectrum.
Sure.
It's like, oh, suddenly they've gotten.
mobile and they're faster.
It's the same company.
If you're BP, you change your name to Falkt.
R.B. Focked.
Would you say from a marketing perspective, name changes signify either a drug front or that
times are going poorly, typically?
Probably the latter.
Times are going poorly.
Okay.
That's good to know.
Yes.
This is a serious change, though.
I know, but I mean, for real,
I mean, anytime you're as big as Facebook is,
you've been around for, I said 18 years, 15 plus,
I don't know exactly, it was a 2003, 4, somewhere around there.
That sounds right.
And now you've got all that cachet built
and for good, better, and different.
But it does two things.
It shows one of two things.
well, they really do think the negativity around it is requiring it.
And two, this whole Metaverse thing, they are quadrupling down on.
If it's really going to be, and I don't know what the name's going to be,
but it's going to be lined with the Metaverse in some way.
Sure.
Which kind of, it kind of scares me because they're a multi-billionaire company.
They're, you know, they're not stupid, you know.
So somebody.
I was kind of hoping the Metaverse would go away, but I don't think it is.
I wish I could explain what the Metaverse was, but...
It's like the Matrix.
Okay, I was going to say the Matrix, literally the Matrix.
It is.
All I know is, no matter what they change it to,
I want a feature that prohibits people from posting pictures of their food and political memes.
As long as, you know what I mean, that's what I want.
Yes.
So, yeah.
You don't know about the Metaverse, like you've played Roblox or anything like that in games.
It's just like a hypothetical.
world?
Yeah, hypothetical.
It's a play world.
It's like, imagine, you played Super Mario
Brothers growing up, but imagine in Super Mario
Brothers if the world was like unlimited
and you had full control and you could build
things and your friends
could play along with you like at the
same time over the internet.
That's kind of what Roblox is.
All these years of playing video games
is going to pay off.
Finally.
Finally.
But Facebook's changing their name.
Who the hell knows what it's going to be.
What if it was the Metaverse?
The Metaverse.
What if they just claimed it?
The U.
Yeah.
The Ohio State.
The Metaverse.
Yeah.
Maybe it could be.
I would do that.
That's the power move if you just come out and say, we are.
Yeah.
Esta meta.
That way they're, you know, I don't know.
It's plenty to all audiences, you know, diversity, inclusion, everything.
Sure.
This meta
I don't know
I'm trying to make it up
But I don't know what the hell it's going to be
Like meta
You people
Do you ever have
You don't have little kids
So you don't know this
But like no one's ever gone
Oh that's so meta
Real quick
I don't have little kids that you're aware of
But that's so meta man
I'm like I just want to smack you right in the face
For saying that
I feel like it is in tandem with comedy a lot
Yeah
Meta
You know when you talk about something
theoretically, but it is something, I don't know.
That's so meta.
That's so meta.
Getting so meta.
Hey, I don't know if you've seen this commercial, but, you know, with TikTok,
there's a lot of, like, commercial comebacks happening,
like old commercials that were probably either too weird or out there for their time,
but they're making comebacks on TikTok because now people appreciate that level of humor.
Zoomers, dude.
Shout it to my Zoomers, my fellow Zoomers.
Are you're not a
Yeah, I'm 16, bro.
Don't get off my back.
Gen Z.
Gen Z ears.
So berries and cream, which is a commercial.
Yeah.
By Starburst.
Sure.
And Starbursts and Skittles commercials bleed together in my mind.
Yeah, they do.
Taste the rainbow.
Sure.
They get wacky, though.
They do.
So there's this guy, he's like kind of a, I guess I'd call him a Englishman's probably
Not exactly a Dutch boy
There you go.
Singing berries and cream.
Yeah.
It's quite a funny.
It's pretty funny.
I mean, I laughed.
I kind of expected it to be stupid.
Then I watched it.
I'm like, it's pretty funny.
He reminds me of a guy from Shrek.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So berries and cream is trending on TikTok.
And now everyone's doing like the dance and stuff.
I think you should be him for Halloween.
The Dutch boy.
I would if I didn't have a better costume idea.
Oh.
But.
You little Dutch boy.
Dutch master, you know Dutch master's wrapping paper?
I don't know, was it a Dutch kitchen?
What was it?
Dutch oven, bro.
I know what a Dutch, I don't know what I thought.
Dutch kitchen, Dutch oven.
That's so meta, bro.
So, damn meta, man.
Yeah.
It's in the...
Well, that's, you know, like, it's funny what comes back
because back in the day, I'm sure they're like,
oh, I love like this Jarl Roo and Ashanti song.
And now it's like, bro, I've seen Barry's
cream yeah man bear's and cream mr tea commercials like what's gonna i mean what's next we're 15 years
from now so i'm gonna be like have you seen do you know couch guy yeah okay they're gonna be bro remember
couch guy dude yeah yeah and but hey remember that spot from radical yeah that was so meta back in
this day so metaverse man i know so uh are you versed in the metaverse i am very versed in the metaverse
between my kids and my job i feel like i'm just meta versed all the time you're metaverse
bro.
What's the next verse in the meta world?
So on a more serious marketing note,
hold on, can I pray real quick?
Yes, please.
Okay.
Please, it's serious.
All right, I'm centered.
Okay.
Did you say a prayer for Snapchat and TikTok?
That's between me and God.
Thank you very much.
Because they're trailing Google and Facebook with digital ad spin, significantly.
Wait.
Snapchat is trailing Google and Facebook.
Okay.
All right.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
There wasn't,
there,
you thought,
what?
You know,
what?
What?
What?
How is that news?
A steak thinks better than a burger?
Yeah.
Like,
so yeah,
and there's a reason for that.
It's called dynamic ads.
So with Facebook and Google and the like,
with e-commerce,
booming,
you can run dynamic ads within them,
which means you can pull feed straight from e-commerce,
They're dynamic.
They're either retargeting you what you've already seen.
There's a lot of, I'll just say there's a lot of talking between the platforms happening.
And Snapchat and TikTok's ad platforms are not as advanced or as evolved to where they have that dynamic capability.
They're getting there.
They will be there.
And they do some things dynamically, but not as much.
And so they continue to trail Facebook and Google, who just tend to want to want to.
rule the world.
Yeah.
I'm sure
they both might be owned by
one of those companies.
Pretty soon.
Yeah, exactly.
Pretty soon here.
Yes, TikTok.
It would seem as though
someone would purchase them.
But maybe they're going to get so big they to start
purchasing. I don't know.
Who in my
world of purchasing brands?
Who will I eat next?
Absolutely.
It's so funny these, like, TikTok is just a platform for entertainment.
And it's like they have world domination implications now.
Yes.
Oh, absolutely.
That's all they're doing.
So Shopify is now on Spotify.
Hell yeah, dude.
Now.
So which means if you're a musician and you have a, you know, your artist page.
Yeah.
You can sell merchandise directly through your Shopify store.
So it's all in one built into the platform.
That's really good.
I like that.
Yeah.
I do you.
I'm like listening to some, you know, Nirvana,
and I want my smells like Team Spirit t-shirt.
And you're too tired to go to Walmart,
Target,
and get one for $10.
That definitely would be at Target.
It's too trendy to not to be at Walmart, you know.
Nirvana that, no, Kirk Cobain has kind of like that sad boy thing going that,
like, people are like,
dude, Vana's my jam, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Sad.
Well, I mean, it kind of was sad.
I mean, he obviously was.
depressed. Really? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to bite my tongue before I go too far, but you're
correct in that statement. Yes. I was just thinking about what happened to him, and I was like, oh,
what's that? I mean, it's not funny, but it's funny that we, you know, can laugh about it now.
Smells like teen depression. Guys, if you're, cue dramatic piano. Yes.
That's great. I can't wait to be on Spotify, then pay over. Are there?
They're going to be like, you think the merch is going to be reasonably priced or like show priced?
Do you know what I mean?
Where it's like $40 for a band t-shirt.
Oh, I'm sure if I was, if I'd make it at the highest price possible if you're within that platform.
Because think about it, you know, it's kind of back to purchasing like when someone's in the moment, you know, like you're jamming to that pearl jam song.
I mean, you know, you're on your couch.
You're going to spend the highest price point ever to get that t-shirt in that moment.
you're jamming.
You got Drake playing.
Give me that Drake T-shirt right now.
For sure.
I think...
You mean that.
Drake has sleeveless hoodies, I think.
Like, I want Wop T-shirts right now because I am in the jam with my WAP.
You're in the jam with your WAP.
Okay.
Okay, Boomer.
I'm in the jam.
I want you to make a shirt that says in the jam with my WAP.
Yeah.
In the jam.
Radical.
radical WAP
In the champ, bro.
Yeah.
So anyway, Shopify, Spotify.
It's a tongue twister.
I wrote it and I thought it was a typo.
Shopify comes to Shopify.
Spotify.
No wonder they're in...
Bro, what if Spotify came to Shopify, bro?
What if you were buying Nirvana shirts
and you wanted to listen to Nirvana, dude?
Hey, it should be.
They should be symbiotic, you know,
and like, you know, it should work.
YouTube.
Hey, have you ever watched, like, been in, like, a live stream, like watching someone live, right?
Surely you've seen people while on my Instagram.
I've done a live stream.
That's part of what the only fan's experience is for my cut.
Excuse me.
Yeah, I've watched, I've watched live streams before.
My bad.
Yeah.
Adult entertainment, folks.
Adult entertainment.
The, uh, any of ever seen someone doing like a QVC style selling stuff?
Have you seen this trend?
No, but you were telling me about this.
And you were saying it was very prolific.
It's very prolific.
Thousands and millions of dollars are being sold every week now.
On live streaming for shopping, linking your store directly with what you're selling
so that within that experience they can buy right there, right then.
Okay.
It's QVC.
Like, you know, you're watching it and you dial the number and you've got the woman or man
who's doing something, you know, on stage showing off the product.
and this is all the rage now.
And now YouTube's in the game.
They're entering into it
and you can go live on your YouTube channel.
It's not for everyone yet.
Not for everyone.
We're just waiting the appetite here,
but they're testing it.
Wow.
Dude, these platforms are changing so fast.
Yeah.
Like...
No wonder brands can't keep up.
No.
Nobody knows what they're looking for either
and then they see it and they go,
I want that.
That's right.
And then...
Wow.
I wonder if they're going to be able to keep up with all the demand with all the shipping and containers issues and all the supply and demand issues.
Sure.
Drive all this demand with the live streams.
You know what Amazon workers and UPS workers want?
More sales.
Their lives are already very peaceful.
Yeah.
They want more global commerce.
It's going to be like, you remember Willie Wonka?
No.
I'll see you later.
Yes.
And Charlie and the chocolate factory.
Yes.
And the girl that had her dad, like all their factory workers opening the boxes to get the golden ticket.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Forget her name.
I don't know.
When you were talking, that's just what it made me think of.
Okay, yes.
And suddenly she found it.
They had, I can't make them work any harder, darling.
Terrible accent.
That was amazing.
Hey, do you have an Oscar?
You can get them real quick.
Oscar.
Yes, thank you.
But, yeah.
Anyway.
I feel like I'm on this segment once every three weeks right now.
And technology furthers itself every time I come back.
It does.
And that stresses me out.
And I'm not even the one being a tastemaker in this world right now.
You're the taste setter.
Yeah.
I see what's being tasted.
Then I also offer a flavor.
You take a second bite.
Are you a secondhand taster?
I get it regurgitated.
into my mouth like a baby bird that's what i do so uh here's the one on the science front so scientists
took or a big and i love how these articles they start with scientists like it's a pretty broad
word scientists you don't get any credit for exactly what it was but scientists took step because they
actually i don't know who this person is but they uh did a pig to human kidney transplant
Hell yeah, man.
So someone's walking around with a pig kidney today.
I just, like, this is one of those, like,
who's the first person to test these theories out about the types of animals
that you can put into a human body?
There's a lot of trial and error involved with.
Well, I can say this, a little personal artifact or fact or whatever you want to call it.
Okay.
I have one kidney.
I was born with a cystic kidney.
Okay.
And I only have one.
so now I've lived my whole life with it
supposedly I have a relative somewhere
that had the same thing
and lived to quite the right bold age
Why are there like precautions you have to
Well I couldn't play you know
I was big and athletic and probably
Would have played at least college
Maybe NFL football
For my size
But I didn't play
My parents didn't let me put football
So they make sense
You don't hear of many kidney injuries to football
But because of tackling and hitting
You could get an interim
injury pretty easily.
Sure.
So when you have one kidney and, you know, be death if you, you can live off one,
but you can't live off none.
Sure.
And so I couldn't play that.
I played basketball.
But the, so, you know, speaking from experience, like if, if there was no, you know,
transplant available human and I'm going to die or you can put a kidney, a pig kidney
in me, sign me up, bro.
Like, I mean, it's.
Yeah.
death or a trial, give me a trial, you know.
Ryan going hog wild over here, dude.
What about a...
I wonder if I would start, like, having an attribute.
Like, like, like, just being natural.
I just like, suddenly had this, I just want to slobber around and, like, you know,
waller in food and...
You start taking all the traits.
That's fun.
I kind of do that now.
So it might be a perfect fit, you know, and there's food on the table.
You start getting approached by...
It's like a trough.
That's hilarious.
You start getting approached by giant frogmen who have affinities for pigs.
People start smelling my skin.
They think I'm a big piece of bacon.
Like, hey, I just got a sunburn here.
I'm in Mexico, like, laying out.
And someone's, like, nibbling on my arm.
I'm like there.
Whoa, hey.
No, that could happen in Mexico, though, right?
They steal.
They, is kidneys is what they steal in?
I don't know.
Livers.
You never know what's happening in Mexico.
I don't.
Not that there's anything wrong with it, but.
But yeah, what is the thing?
Bath of Ice, right?
That's kidney.
Someone steals kidney?
I think so.
Okay.
I haven't really kept up with it, but maybe I should.
Wow.
But it is quite the feat.
Revolutionary.
Revolutionary.
So for someone like me, maybe doesn't understand anything in the world.
What?
Like, how rare is it to get a kidney that would not be rejected or something?
something like that?
I mean,
they usually like,
I think they got pretty good
at this.
I don't know.
I think it's pretty,
once they align the blood types
and like all the other,
I don't know,
markers or whatever,
seems like it's pretty successful.
More common than like,
I assume heart would probably be a hard.
Yeah,
I think better than chances
than liver and a few other things.
Okay.
I think kidneys are pretty solid
if you find a match.
And so,
you know,
I'm going to go ahead and put a note out there.
If I ever need one,
if anyone,
if our listeners,
wants to offer one up.
You know, I'll just go ahead and tell you that I'll accept it.
Is this for...
Is this for your listeners' kidneys or if one of them is a hog farmer and they have...
Either one.
Okay.
All right.
Who knows.
Lastly, and probably most...
Did you just oinking?
I think I did.
I'm starting to wink.
I think I'm, you know, I'm playing out the part in case I need it.
You know, like, I want him to be able to relate to me.
Your middle name is Babe, right?
Yes.
Babe.
Hey, my first dog's name was Babe.
This is all coming full circle.
Okay.
Literally.
Yeah.
Irish setter, babe.
It's kind of the password.
Like, if anyone needs to, like, give you my personal information, it used to be, like, what was the name of your first pet?
Like, they ask you those password questions.
So now if anyone wants to take all of my money and my metaverse, they can use my password.
Okay.
So going out here on a serious note, it is Halloween.
And so, you know, it's important to note that the child play creator is not ruling out Chuckie going to space.
Oh, thank God, dude.
In a world plague with crises, I need a little glimpse of hope.
Is Chuckie going to space on?
You know, it would be hot if Chuckie went to space on Jeff Bezos's rocket and ransom him.
Imagine a rancet.
Only if William Shatner's on board.
Sure.
Hell yeah.
Chuckie Shatner.
It could be like a Star Trek crossover.
Yeah.
Chuckie Shradner.
Shradner.
Shrattner.
And Shrattner.
And then Bezos and Chuckie have a face-off.
Bezos.
Bezos is like, Chuckie, you're a monster.
And he's like, you and I aren't so different.
Are we Bezos?
We're not so far apart, are we?
Maybe Bezos was Chuckie growing up.
up. It could be possible. It's possible. I think John Gruden was probably Chucky growing up.
Yeah, he does look like him. But, okay. Well, I'm just not a fan. Like, you know, Halloween scared me. Friday
the 13th scared me. Freddy scared me before it went cheesy. I just was, the child's play thing never, never stuck with me.
It's very comedic, uh, just because of how small Chucky is. Yeah. But Jason did a, went to space.
Jason wouldn't help anyone to space. And they were pretty frowned.
upon.
Yeah.
So Chuck, you go into space?
Look, if I really do think if he ransoms a bunch of billionaires in a spaceship,
heck, didn't Justin Timberlake like to fly?
Let's get J.T. in the movie up there, all right?
Yes.
I would be against it, but I don't know, man.
If you had a cyborg technology inside him, like Elon Musk type thing, I don't know.
Feel free to send me a check, Hollywood.
Yeah.
I, uh, I think we're going to let that one go.
and just hope that there's not a child to play in space.
Or there can be, but I don't know.
I won't watch it.
I'm waiting around because I'm going to be watching this next week.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, geez.
Oh, the drama's building.
It's building.
Hey, guys.
You got scared there for a second.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
Oh.
Okay. We're good.
So, yes, you're going to be scared. You're going to watch Halloween next week.
You like Halloween, right?
Halloween is the greatest holiday of all time.
I love Halloween, bro.
Yeah.
And, yeah.
Trick or treat.
There'll be more tricks than treats this Halloween, Ryan.
Well, you know where to find us.
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Where can we keep up with everything with Joey?
What's going on?
Right now, you can find Joey, Joe, and Sean on all platforms.
You can also find my side character, Barry McGunthrey Jr.
That's Barry McGonthry, Jr.
He's been, he has a horror series where he reenacts popular horror,
and the final installment, including Chuckie,
will be coming out on YouTube in the next two days.
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