Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe's Parenting Hell - S12 EP8: John Bishop
Episode Date: January 30, 2026Joining us this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) is the brilliant comedian - John Bishop. 'Is This Thing On?' is out in cinemas Friday 30th January. Parenting Hell ...is available to watch on Spotify every Tuesday and Friday. Please subscribe and leave a rating and review you filthy street dogs... xxx If you want to get in touch with the show with any correspondence, kids intro audio clips, small business shout outs, and more.... here's how: EMAIL: Hello@lockdownparenting.co.uk Follow us on instagram: @parentinghell Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: hello@keepitlightmedia.com A 'Keep It Light Media' Production (Copyright 2026) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell, Whitt.
I wonder who can say Rob Beckett.
What, Rob Beckett?
I wonder who can say Josh Whittaker.
Josh Whittaker.
Great, guys, well done.
Do you know what, we've had a couple of stinkers recently.
That was absolutely superb.
Here we go, yes.
I hope you're both well.
Sarah and Jessica.
Ronnie and Lily, saying the intro.
Ronnie and Lily?
Yeah.
Is that a boy Ronnie?
or Ronnie with an eye of no e.
Ronnie like Ronnie O'Sullivan.
Oh, so born a girl?
Yeah.
Ronnie's a good name.
I've been meaning,
and both,
I quite like it on a girl as well.
Yeah, like Ronnie and Cona.
Like Ronnie and Conner.
Sorry.
You are so gifted
that that sounded like a punchline.
And I don't know why or how.
Ronnie and Conner.
That's funny enough.
Isn't it?
And you didn't even know
effortless?
Been meaning to record them
for quite some time.
time. You know what life admin is like?
Finally got around to it. We're from Sheffield.
We're from Sheffield. We're from Sheffield.
Please do another live tour, Pounder, Pounder, thanks. Lucy.
She wrote that, like she's on a phone call to radio station and we're faded a mic down.
Yeah, she did.
I'm from her own self-door. Do you want to do another live-a-live tour?
Oh, I'm too tired.
Well, the thing is, I think we've really shut ourselves with the foot by going high production levels.
Yeah, I know. I'd quite like to do, like, a sit-down version when we just chat.
A residency, as in what way?
Well, you did like the Royal Albert Hall for a few nights or something, rather than going...
We need Perrin'Hillfest.
But then what would you do every night? I'm talking.
I don't know.
You sort of need the break so we can chat about what's going on.
Oh, no, no. What I meant is I'd quite like to do.
All you want to do is a run at the Royal Albert Hall.
No, I don't. I don't want to do a run at the Royal Albert Hall.
I think actually acoustically it's quite bad.
Unless you've got a fucking harp.
Yeah.
It's not made for comedy.
You can't just stand in the...
middle of that room and shout
Ronnie Ancona.
Ronnie Ancola.
The echoy sound.
No, what I meant was
lower production values
in like big nice theatres
rather than...
Doing a big arena
because we did,
we upscaled the production
for an arena.
I don't think we do arenas again.
10am, 2pm, 5pm, 8pm.
Now you're talking my...
Now you're talking my language.
Do you want me to ring up the Churchill?
Yeah, yeah.
So we'll do at 8 a.m. for the early risers.
Yeah, yeah.
11 a.m.
2 o'clock.
Five o'clock and then don't bother with the 80 people.
No, no, no.
None of the parents want that one.
We'd be the only tour where that would be the last one to sell out.
Imagine if we did a quad show.
Oh, my word.
Parenting Hellfest.
John Bishop's in a film, but he's not in it.
It's about him.
Oh, my God, it's about his life.
Like, he's fucking, like...
Forest Gump.
I was trying to think of one that, like, all I could think was Eddie the Eagle.
Yeah, Mohammed Ali.
Mohammed Ali?
Oh, that feels bad, saying that.
JFK, that's not about JFK.
No, but it's a film based on his life
and the way that he broke up with his wife
apart for two years,
then they got back together when she saw him
at a comedy gig, and the only problem is
massive spoiler alert.
Yeah, he's John Bishop.
But it's called, is this thing on,
and it's brilliant.
Yes, it's really good.
You'll find out at the start of the episode
that there was a mix-up,
because we've wanted John Bishop for years,
and we thought...
He didn't want to come on.
And he's been quite mid-
that we've never asked him on.
Yes, and that is resolved.
Let's see.
It's a really good chat.
He's brilliant.
Should we say out play that?
I just was listening to it.
I was most quiet I've ever been.
Then I felt like I should chip in at points
so it didn't look like I was coasting,
but then I felt like, oh, you shouldn't have said that.
I regret one joke when he said about the recycling awards.
I mean, was that another liver transplant.
He liked that.
I didn't know if he was just being generous or if it was a bit tenuous.
I don't know.
But I'll tell you what, I'll have a listen and keep your opinions to your fucking self.
Here's John Bishop.
John Bishop, hello.
Hey, lads, how are you?
How, this is quite exciting for us because we've seen you in another world now.
You're the John Bishop from comedy that we know and love,
but now you've got your foot in the right-hand lane of Hollywood,
and you're doing press for like a big Hollywood movie
where normally it would be your stand-up.
Who have we got today?
Have we got the Hollywood John Bishop,
or have we got Comedy John Bishop?
Comedy John Bishop wouldn't be here.
Let's be honest.
Yes.
You were there.
We have done 600 shows
I've never been on.
We've been on.
I've never asked me.
Oh, yeah, I've got the text.
Wait, when you send me a text?
I bet you haven't.
I bet you haven't got a text.
I bet you have definitely.
Because we had a lot of requests as well.
After your documentary someone out,
a lot of requests we were asked before then
and after, but let's face it, you don't need any help selling tickets.
Oh, you wouldn't believe this.
You wouldn't believe this.
Have you been lying?
No, look, this isn't even a lie.
This is mad.
What's it saying?
Look at the bottom thing. I've sent it.
When?
Hey, mate.
I hope you're well.
Would you fancy coming on the podcast
I do with Beckett about parenting it?
It's an easy 45 minute chat.
Complain about being a parent.
And of course, you'd be a perfect guest
who've had to Michael Sheen, Robbie Williams,
Jonathan Ross, etc.
So it isn't shit.
And you can promote or anything you want.
It hasn't sent.
No.
It hasn't sent, sir!
Oh, Josh!
Is it?
I had never got de living.
Oh, I'm so.
fucking happy from the 2nd of June
2023
and you never tried twice
I thought really rude
21 or 23
23 still 21 21
2021 so it was only a year in
yeah only a year in
only a year in and now
you're graced us with your
I imagine contractual obligations
I went listen
them too active, never asked me.
They don't want me on.
They don't want me on.
Bishop's ghosted me. Bishop's absolutely
goes, didn't reply to tag you.
That is so funny, isn't you?
Oh, that's really pursed on the back foot now.
You know what? Because it is funny
because obviously we might stand up.
I've spoke as you have
about having kids and all that stuff.
And I've listened to this a few times.
And I've thought,
they've obviously just not bothered.
Oh, well, at least we could put that in the middle.
That's the best thing that could have happened.
We don't look bad.
You don't look bad.
I don't look bad.
I feel great now.
The thing is me and him bumped into each other at Glastonbury.
I was going, alright, Josh, that's you, what I'm out.
I was going to twat.
So we thought you'd ghosted us, but we'd actually not go, well, not ghosted.
Yeah, yeah.
You'd just not invaded.
Yeah, sorry.
We did.
We wanted you.
We thought we'd have had a five-year-of-beef, but now, let us be fun.
This feels.
Yeah, this feels like we're set or something.
Yeah, yeah.
How many kids you got, John?
Let's get that out of the way first.
Three.
Three, ages.
Joe's 31.
31?
Luke's 29 and Daniel's 28.
I don't have that right in your ass now.
We know that we don't all hate each other, but you look good.
What's your skincare regime, John?
My skincare regime?
I got asked that on another podcast, what my skincare regime was.
One that actually invited you.
Joe, Johnny and Ben, yeah.
Yeah, they're all over it.
This is true of this.
I haven't washed my face for years.
I don't use soap.
And I found I was allergic to soap when I was younger.
Most days, if I wash my face at all, it's just with water.
And then, but I've always moisturised.
Right, okay.
Always moisturised, but I don't you?
All of these scrubs and all that, I don't really get into all of that.
What moisturise are you using?
What am I using at the moment?
Whatever's there?
Like a Kiel's thing.
But I did that.
No, hang on, let me think of a brand who might send some shit.
Kills is a fuck of a brand.
I used some of my wife's moisturiser,
but you've got to be careful
because some of it has like the tanning in.
Oh, yeah.
The tinting.
And you started going, I look well,
and then it escalates into your foot, ump-pulumpur.
Yeah.
Okay, so water and a moisturiser.
Yeah, yeah, that's it, to be honest.
But also, the other thing is,
I've never smoked.
And I don't eat meat.
I haven't eaten meat for 40 years.
Does mate your face go?
I don't know.
Some people have said that eating meat can atrophy your skin.
I don't know why.
Do you drink?
Yep.
We actually, you know what I mean?
I'm not got that everything.
We had an interview with Ray Bradshaw.
I'm not sure it's gone out yet.
He did your tour support.
Yeah, yeah.
And he said he supported Frankie Ball for weeks
and he sort of just took him to the gig, brought him back.
and then went, bye Frankie.
And then the first gig, you went,
do you want to go pub?
It didn't you want to drink him with you?
And he said how generous you are,
and you looked after him and all his mates
and took him out till five in the morning.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, Ray's a great lad.
A great lad.
And his mum and dad is so funny.
Ray's dad is so funny.
Because I went to his deaf club.
So for people who don't know,
Ray's mom and dad are deaf.
And so Ray's first language,
a sign language.
and he took me to his dad's death club in Glasgow
thinking I'd know enough sign language
to be able to get by Jesus Christ
because their generation raised dad's generation
they don't sign they spell
they spell really fast
and the problem is I can't spell in me
because that's my form of dislection I can't spell
so when I do sign language any time someone's
I can't spell it
You'll have to write that bit down.
I can't fucking, I can't spell in my head.
But, but you go, he took me to his death club, his dad,
and it's, and it's so funny being in a room full of older deaf people.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like being in a room with your granddad's, but the sign and no one's waiting.
And then they go, ooh, mm.
And I don't know what I'm going, I don't want, no one.
he's so funny, but his dad's got a really dry sense of human.
He did this incredible documentary, which I did text you about.
Did that go through?
Yeah, they did go through.
About your son, which was just one of the best documentaries I've seen in years.
Oh, thank you.
I loved it.
So your son is going deaf, or he's losing...
My son, Joe lost his hearing when he was about 15, 16, and he...
it fluctuated so he didn't go deaf
it fluctuated over a period of time
which was difficult because he was a teenager
and so you know
you think your teenagers aren't listening to you anyway
and he wasn't because he couldn't name me
but also when he was speaking
he'd speak loud because he couldn't hear his own voice
so it sounded like he was showing that was all the time
and we went through this awful awful period
and it was an awful period of
as a parents, I did what men do.
I thought, we'll fix this.
Yeah.
And really, if I look back on it,
if I could have any period
with my life again,
it would be that period,
where I think I would be a better dad
because I didn't just put my arms around them.
I didn't really,
I thought it did,
but I don't think I always,
always asked him how he was
I just thought
alright well that's not working let's
fix that so we went through the process of
trying to find
the reason for it etc
and
and he ended up being diagnosed with
the rare autoimmune condition
and whether that diagnosis was
completely right or what you'd never
know but in the end
his hearing is stabilised to
about 75%
loss so
with hearing aids he can hear conversations
and he's brilliant at lip reading
and if an alarm went off he wouldn't hear
so he's within the band
of conversation how he's got
but it meant for a period of time
as a family
it was difficult because
you don't know anyone of that world
you don't know and because
if he was deaf
you say okay
well she was a deaf person
but he wasn't deaf
he could hear
but he couldn't
but he couldn't go to Glasgow
he wouldn't go to Glasgow
he wouldn't go to a nightclub
so you're in this
thing that took us
a long time I think
to resolve but one of the things
that I thought might be a way
of I don't know
communicating better would be
and also because of his
his hearing loss
may become clip complete
because we don't really know
why it started
and that's again
that's an anxiety that I've
perhaps not always understood
that he's lived thinking that
one day he might wake up and be completely deaf
yeah yeah that's
that's tough for anyone to take
and that's
at times like he's
he's always
he's a brilliant mimic and he'd be a brilliant
actor but he's always held off
because he's thought,
whatever I can't hear what's being said.
And thankfully he's now embracing that.
He's going to start going forward and doing stuff like that.
He's just sort of gained his confidence over time.
But it took time.
But we did this documentary.
And the documentary, the premise of the documentary
would be that I would learn enough sign language
to do a gig to a deaf audience.
Yeah.
And when we were making it, he said,
well, you need to explain why you've got this interest.
because I was trying to do it to, I suppose,
learn about that community and maybe show him
that there was a community out there.
So we got involved in it
and it became a thing where we both were learning
sign language at the same time.
It was tough.
It was an odd documentary
because, you know,
as a father and son,
we've not always been able to talk
and then doing it via the documentary.
That's why we're such a good documentary.
as well.
It felt real,
you know.
It felt so.
Like,
I was really impressed
by how much
you exposed of your
relationship and yourself.
And,
like,
you know,
I thought you both came across
so brilliantly in it
because you're showing
that kind of regret
or fallibility
or dealing with that situation.
It's tough.
Lately,
being a appearance is so hard
because you want to be so good at
something you don't know how to do.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It took us five years to get that.
That's exactly.
If only that text had got through five years ago.
Exactly.
Just thinking the lessons you could be.
You could have had the older parenting gone five years.
No, you are.
And also, we're all parenting in a world we didn't live in.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Social media and algorithms.
Social media algorithms, noise, expectation, body image, all of these things.
And, you know, I'm thinking, you know,
I'm thinking, you know, I've got leukemia, you've got a weird alienate.
And for him, like, as a teenage boy, all of a sudden, he fucking stands out,
and he's massively different.
And I just, I just, and I'm also older.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like, how old are you?
I'm 40 now.
And how old are your kids?
8 and 10.
42 and 8 and 4.
Yeah, yeah.
So, no, I was 27 when Joe was born.
You know what I mean?
I was 31 by the time.
had three.
God.
You know, I'm 59 now.
And so, and when you're 59, you'll be a better version of yourself.
Because, you just know more.
Yeah.
And you're soft there.
And I think, it's not that you love more.
You can't love more.
But you understand a little bit what the language of it is.
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What age in real life did you start stand up then?
What age were your kids when you started stand up?
Uh, five, three and one.
Jesus.
Wow.
Well, five, three and one when we split up,
so probably about six months older than that, yeah.
God.
I was a month off turning 34.
What's that like when you've got young kids like that?
Does it, because I, and I think you had the same thing,
we had nothing in our lives.
Yeah, yeah.
So.
I was 23 when I started just working in London.
Yeah, I was 24.
No kids, no responsibility.
In a job that you could quit and then get again a week later,
you had a proper career.
and a good job.
And you've got kids that you're
financially supporting and all that kind of stuff.
Very honestly.
Yeah, what the fuck was it doing?
Do you look at that?
Is that a different person, you see, almost?
I know it's still you, but you've grown so much and done so much.
Sometimes I talk to Melanie a bullshit, you know, my wife or love.
lot and the people that we are and obviously this this film that's come out that's inspired
by us you're watching a version of view on the screen and it really has led to to some sort of
re-examination of how we got here and just so bleeding lucky i was serious when we when we first got
married. I was serious
so, you know,
I, you know,
it's not Angela's
ashes, but we didn't grow up with a lot
of money and I had this
motivation to get off
the estate and then I had this motivation
to get on and do something and I got
I always had this drive
and ambition that I would
never
never fall back
to where it came. Not where
it came from, but financially never be
poor. I didn't ever. I
I always was driven.
By 31, you'd almost completed that goal of having a really
well-paid job.
You were a mad success story when you decided to have your middle-life crisis.
I know, that's what I mean.
You achieved it all.
But also that's why when we got together, me and Melanie,
we laughed more now than we did then, and we were kids
because I was just so serious.
I used to play semi-pro football because that was a good stream of income
when I first stars are going out with Melanie.
That's what got me through uni.
How close were you to go in pro?
No.
I was the stopper.
I was that one.
I was the person who wouldn't get picked now.
But in those days,
I could run a lot and I could tackle a lot.
But my skill level, I don't think would have took me there.
But I, so I had this drive in me for some level of success.
And then I married up
Because Melanie is an only child
Don't marry one of them
I mean she's great
But they've never had to compromise
An only child
They've never had a dead leg for no reason
And you can't start giving them one
When you married to say
This is what my brother did to me
So they've never had something just taken off them
So anyway, so man, he's an only child
And a dad was also a little bit like me
He was driven from a very modest background
But he was a dentist and very successful
So I married up
And then I married this girl from a middle class background
And you know, we're 27
And you're kind of this rush to have kids
And I had this job in the pharmaceutical industry
And then we split up
And at the time I was a sales and marketing director.
I was a sales and marketing director of a drug called Tachrolomus.
And sacralemus is an immunosuppressant.
So it's a drug that stops you rejecting your organs after transplantation.
And it was a new drug at the time.
I've been part of the process of bringing it to the market and the trials that went on.
And it's not a drug that you sell.
It's an education process because transplantation was grown at the time.
And so, you know, like mad things.
you know, I took the top six liver transplant professors from the UK
over to Japan to watch one of the only centres in the world
that was doing live liver transplantation.
Because in Japan, you can't do, or at that time, I don't know whether it's changed,
you can't do cadaverick transplantation, so you can't take an organ from a dead person.
You can only take organs from live people.
So live liver transplantation was a very, very, very, very,
very rare thing at the time.
And your liver is in lobes.
It's in like six pieces.
So you can take one of those lobes off,
one of those pieces off,
and it will regenerate.
It's the only organ that regenerates.
So, but obviously,
that's not a common thing to do.
So I'm taking people over to watch this, you know,
so that they could bring it over to the UK.
And, you know, that's the level of what I was working in.
I'm in
I don't know if you've ever
watched the live liver
No, no
I'm gonna be honest
Not in Japan
I'm not getting to the dead ones
Poor you
And you're in a room
And the sage is operating
And it's mad
Because you're in the actual room
You're not even at a window
I'm gowned up with everybody else
because everyone assumes
I know what's going on
Because what I did
What I did
And it was because
at the end of the day
I lied on my CV
Right
And I said I had some science
But I did a degree in politics
But I said I had a bit of science
But then and then what happens
You get so much training
So much trains get you there
And if you were to put it like
There's a you know
A transplant surgeon knows this much
About medicine and transplantation
And pharmaceuticals
And this level there
That little bit of a line there
That's all about the immunosuppression
that the patient's on.
And I learned everything that they knew
about that little bit of their knowledge.
So I knew 100% of the 1%
that they needed to know.
So I could have that conversation.
But once it's drifted out of that.
You know what I mean?
Well, what the drinks like after the transplant
patient at the path?
Was there anything?
No, it was, because, well, this particular live...
The particular one, you've seen more than one?
Yeah, well, this one, I think this one was 14 hours.
the operation.
And because they got to prepare the donor
who was a mother of this child
and then they got to put it into the child
who's different surgeons doing it.
Anyway, I'm just using that as an example
of how bonkers my life was
and how difference it was to this.
Yeah.
And so I had this really good job
but we split up
and then as you see in this story
I started comedy
and then we managed to get back together
and that's a whole other story
but when we got back together
I said to Matt I can't stop doing
stand-up
I can't stop doing it
I found this thing and I don't know why
but it helps
it's a
pressure release it's just
and also because we've been apart
for two years
I didn't realize it was that long
so it was two years sure
it was a proper breakup
proper severed not like let's trial it
it was no it wasn't like
we had the rest of it was
out for two weeks. We sold the house.
We had two houses. We had separate lives.
And that's why, in many respects, it's such
a testament, really, to whatever
love that you find, that it was still here.
Because we separated for two years.
And then when we
managed to find our way back together,
the kids had been passed from pillar to post.
And I said, look, I'm doing this stand-up comedy
and maybe, you know, and I've got a really
good job.
So maybe you give up your work for a bit and then it will, and I can supplement it by doing
a weekend a month or something.
I was doing the odd sports, we was doing.
So that's what we did for the family.
So the kids could be dropped off by Mel and picked up by Mel and not be a childminder
and all that stuff and have friends around.
And so, but that then allowed me to accept more gigs.
Then allowed me to do more.
They don't allow me to put more into the comedy.
And then I just, you know, there's a whole series of other events
that just led to me going, I've got to do this.
It's incredible, isn't it?
And did watching the film, which is excellent,
and do you know what is good about it?
You know when you see football in a film
and you go, that doesn't look like football?
And that's your fear as a stand-up.
Do you know what I mean?
Is this doesn't look like comedy.
Yeah.
But it genuinely, that must have been a thing that really must have been quite,
weird for you, right?
Because you're,
it's a really good depiction
of what stand-up is, right?
And presumably,
obviously New York
versus the northwest of England,
that's a difference.
But presumably, like,
there's a lot there
which you're seeing yourself in,
right?
Because you're in it,
not in it,
but your soul is in it.
And so did it,
was it difficult to watch all that
and like,
go back and watch all that?
There's a lot.
other things about it that were
that have been in education.
Because at times it wasn't like
watching a film, it was like watching a memory.
Yeah. You know, there's things in there
and I'm talking like
there's a scene. In fact, I remember
when me and Melanie, the first
edit that me and Melanie saw.
And that's what, she's in a film.
She's not even like, she's just
someone who like was married to you.
This is not a case in Japan doing liver
Livertrans.
Now he's gone to the
geeks.
That's just been depicting a fucking film.
That's the sequel.
The transplant years.
The prequel.
Now we...
Oh God.
So what happened?
The first version that we saw
was in August
and we went to a little
viewing room.
And what had happened?
This has been a long process.
How did it come about?
Well, I first...
I met, say, Chris Trichier,
who, I don't know if you know,
is a film,
and he said
how did you get into comedy
and I told him he said
that should be a film
I said I know what should
I said I actually was trying to write
it because I've done a radio four
play called Happy Families
and I thought there's something in there
but it's just so hard
you know exactly
when you're trying to write something
that's about you
for other people to see
you almost can't find
because you start going
that didn't happen
and they'll be pissed off
if a saying that
yeah yeah yeah
and you kind of
double thing too much
so anyway he said well look you need someone else
to work with and then he introduced me
to Will Arnett eight years ago
and Will said look
I told him the story he said I'd love to have a
go with my writing partner Mark Chapel
and I thought well Will's
you know he's Canadian but he's
based in America he's LA based
but Mark's from London so at least
it'll have an English flavour to it
so um
they said I said yeah but I'll contribute to
you know I want to write it as well so he said
okay so we started off with the three of us
doing it and so they'd send me a script
and then I'd chip in
and then the script would go back and then I'd get
another version and all the bits I'd chipped in
waiting in
so I'd go all right
they might have missed it so I'll chip in again
and I'd send it back and then it'd come back
and I'm thinking no one's like
a might chip in bit so I
so I said listen lads
and he said well it's just that you
you're sometimes overthinking
and I said all right I said
use run with it
and we'll see how we go
and then and then COVID
slowed it all down
and you know
what I should have done
then it starts a podcast
but I didn't
No COVID slowed it down
and then it starts
coming back again
and then I get this message
Will's been on a plane
with Bradley Cooper
Bradley says what are you working
and he said I'm working on this thing
so Bradley goes
well can I have a look at it
and Will sent it to him as a mate
to say look I'm struggling with
this script to see if you give him some ideas.
And Bradley said, well, I'll give you some ideas if I can write with it,
but also I want to direct it.
Oh, wow.
So then I get this message saying,
Bradley Cooper's making a film called Maestro,
and if we're prepared to wait,
he'll do this next.
And I'm an all right, then.
And I said, we'll give him some time.
So we waited and then what happened,
I got this message that Laura Dane
is going to be
the female character
I mean Laura Dane
And are you going into Melanie
and going to fucking believe this
Well one of Melanie's
favourite films
Is it Wilder Heart
Favorite films that Laura Dane's in
And I said
You're not going to believe this
Yeah
I said Laura Dane
She went
Lord of Dane
Oh that's fantastic
Then she gets a message saying
I am Melanie
This is Laura Dane
Can we meet her
So Melanie comes into London and meets Laura Day and spends an afternoon with her
And like they've become like that now
And really?
Yeah and so and Laura said tell me your side of the story because the script is very much written from the man's side
Yeah, so Laura said tell me your side so Melanie told her everything that went on and there's
there's bits in this that come from that there's one scene
So her chipping in's got in oh she goes she should they got a credit
Only child, they know, to get that way.
But the, you know, the, the, the headlights scene, which every parent knows, that scene.
That happened.
Yeah.
We got a message off to school saying there's headlines, you've got to check the parents and the kids.
So we had to, we had to check each other's.
And in that intimacy, when we were apart.
And so she told that Laura then goes back to New York and Bradley Kuiper said,
tell me everything that Melanie said, and then took it and put it into the script.
Oh, it's incredible.
So Melanie feels a great affinity to Laura.
And also, Laura's movements, everything in there, I can just see.
And what do your kids make about?
It's really odd because, as I say, as a family, we've gone through all kinds of stages.
And I think this is the right time for this film.
Because as a family, we're able to watch it for what it is.
where it is, you know,
like you, the benefit that you've got is you're you
while your kids are little.
Yeah.
So they'll only ever know you is this.
They'll only ever know you,
someone who's famous,
someone who stops with pictures,
someone who's,
that's all they'll ever know.
My kids were becoming teenagers
as I was becoming famous.
So in my head,
getting at school when your dad was appearing on stuff.
Yeah.
So from the outside,
like, I don't think this happens anymore,
but if someone said to me, name someone who's had that, that gig, that overnight thing that happened,
I'd say that the people I'd reach for are the comedy road shows of you and Kevin Bridges.
And Flanagan as well, I think, I've been that back.
And there was, in my head, and I think this is probably totally, you know, much more two-dimensional to living it.
You were, I think, in Manchester, and you got heckled, and you dealt with it brilliantly, and then you smashed it.
And it was like a life-changing moment.
I mean, talk about sequel.
But is that...
I feel like you went to put that straight onto that arenas.
In my head, that was like...
You don't really get that anymore.
It's much more slow growing for people, I think.
Yeah.
Because TV's not as monoculture as well.
Is that what happened?
I'd tell you what happened in a way that yous will understand
because I'd done the Edinburgh Festival.
Yeah.
And I'd done, I think, three festivals.
festivals, the first two of them, I was still working.
So I would take
two weeks leave
and then I would base myself in Edinburgh
for the month and I would see
all the Scottish transplant units
and I would
which was only Glasgow and Edinburgh
but I would wait with the rep up there.
Not there were transplants in Glasgow?
No, no.
They do them in Edinburgh.
But the
and I would literally
I do, the first time I was up there
I was doing the
the cellar in the
courtyard. The courtyard. It was a 50 seater,
oh, tiny, tiny.
And I was on a some stupid satin quarter past 10
or something like that, half 11 at night,
whatever it was, it was a shite time, no one came.
And I remember my mates coming to me,
and they'd never been the Edinburgh Festival.
And they come, and you know they hadn't been
because they all got dressed up for an ice out.
And they come and I've got like nine people in the room
and three of my mates at the back
and two people are from Norway
and you're struggling to do it.
And then one of my mates is going,
hey, tell them about our stag doing Amsterdam.
That's not open.
None of this is open.
But I just had this love it.
I'm sort of getting somewhere and then what happened?
We made the decision that I should give it a go
and go full time.
I was given the option to give it a goal,
go full time.
time. And at the time, the agent
that I was with asked
me if I would go support somebody.
And I said, yeah, I'll go and do support if I can
put flyers on their seat to the
venues. And I'll come back and do a smaller
venue in the same town six months later.
And they said, let's be
honest, that's not really going to work, is it?
And I went, you're my agents? I've just
left my job. Yeah. And you
don't think I can say, so I left them.
So I left my job and left my agent
within two... What's the military saying
about, because at this point, obviously, you're only money still,
doing the job and you've got back together.
What I said to Melanie, I sat down and I said, look,
I said, if I don't, I'm at a point.
All right, I'll tell you the biggest story, right?
So the biggest story is Liverpool
get into the Champions League final.
And we can rarely date this now.
2005.
Istanbul.
Yeah, Istanbul.
Of course it is.
It's a John Bishop story.
Of course.
And I've got a ticket for the final.
I've got a ticket for the final.
But there's also the international immunology
Congress of transplantation.
happening. You don't need to tell us that.
And when is that happening?
Seattle. Seattle, yeah.
Why do you need to ask that, right?
It's a tough double.
He said bi-annually, isn't it?
So I'm there, and I've said to me, boss,
obviously I can't do the conference.
I've got a ticket.
And he went, for what?
I said, for the final.
He said, well, you've got to go,
he said, because not only is the medical conference going on,
he said, but there's a marketing meet,
you've got to go and present our marketing plan
to our company who's Japanese.
to the Japanese
because they're coming over
but it's the final event
but it's your mortgage
what are you going to do
he said it's your job
he said you've got
no one else can do it
you've got to do it
so I thought all right then
so I gave up my ticket
nah
I go to Seattle
and I'm in Seattle
and the meeting
the big pivotal
marketing meeting
got moved today for
so all of a sudden
I'm like
the reason I'm here is gone
but there's physically
impossible to get to
Istanbul
but what I can do is if I walk out the meeting straight away
again it's actually get to the airport
I can possibly get to England on time
because I'm in Seattle
to be in Liverpool for it yeah
there's no way I'm going to get to see this in Seattle
like three o'clock in the morning or whatever
so I've thought that's what I do
please tell me a Japanese liverman gets you on a private jet
so I then go fly get back
I walk into my house
I literally have been traveling about 22 hours or something
I'm walking to my house
all my mates have gone so they've sent
all of their kids
to our house and their wives.
So they're at our house.
I'm the only one interested in the football.
There's little girls doing car wheels
in front of the telly.
I'm jet-lacked.
I'm trying to watch the match.
Half time,
we're getting beat 3-0.
I think, obviously, this is the right decision.
This is what I need to do.
Because you're happy,
I've avoided a spanking
in his temple.
I've done what I was meant to do
and I am the pace.
I've always thought.
do the responsible thing.
At the end,
honest to God,
I was so pissed off.
I was so pissed off.
My mates.
For those who don't know, Liverpool win.
Yeah, we win.
Liverpool,
pull it back to the Euro.
The most glorious night
in the history of the club.
The greatest game of football
of all time.
Of all time.
Of all time.
So they win on penalties.
And so,
and I'm watching this
and I'm like, oh my God.
And then my mates who are at the match,
for anyone who's at Istanbul
knows they couldn't get out
couldn't get out
so they were all at the airports
loads of delays
so they're up all hours
I've got jetlikes
so I'm literally walking the streets
at 4 o'clock in the morning
and I was so depressed
like honestly
Melanie if you never talked to Melanie about it
I was honestly
I went into like a clinical depression
and he's like
I was so pissed off
for months
and she just went
she went what's wrong
I said I should have been
and she said we
she said but that's
That's the life that you've picked in it.
I'm like, you're right, you're right.
So two, three months later, I handed me notice.
And I said, I'm going to go and be a comedian.
I never ever want to be told I can't do this again.
Now, obviously I've been doing stand-up for about six years then,
so I knew I had a chance.
But I wasn't sure it'd bring to him.
And we had kids, we had the mortgage, we got back together.
It was a big step, and it's not a step I couldn't have done without here.
And I just said to me, listen, I promise you,
I will make enough money
and she could have said out
because I was getting 250 quid
for a weekend at the Frog and Buckey
you know
there's no comparison
but she just believed in me
So you actually needed to get
So if you'd been doing the clubs
Would you have gone back to
If you'd have got to a point where you'd gone
I'm not going to get out of the clubs here
No so what happened
Yeah yeah yeah
So I started doing these sportsmen's dinners
Midweek so you'd get like 500
or something, 700 quid
that would be Andy.
And then you're doing the clubs at the weekend
and I thought, you know, like everyone,
I'm going to write the sitcom, I'm going to write this,
I'm going to write that.
And I was trying and trying and trying.
And then I'd left my agents where I had no agents.
So for the first 18 months I had no agent,
I put my own tour on.
So I was going around.
I remember this is honestly God true.
I fucked a tour.
I can't even remember the venue now.
But it was in Oldham.
There was a pub in Oldham that used to stand up.
and I managed them to get them to give me like a night on a Wednesday or something,
room above a pub, about 40 people.
And I said to Melny, look, this is the only thing,
I'll build up a tour, I'll build up a bit of a following.
And I was doing all right in Liverpool.
I was doing the small room at the Laudy, 550 or something in Manchester.
And that was selling out.
But everywhere else was hard to make.
And I remember leaving our house and getting in the car
and my phone ringing, and he was the fella from the pub,
this venue.
and he said,
lad,
don't come tonight.
We've not sold any tickets.
And I went,
I said,
well,
I'd left.
I said,
maybe someone will turn up.
I said,
I'll come because maybe soon will tear up.
He said,
no,
no,
we're going to use the room
for Pilates.
Very progressive.
Yeah,
exactly.
So,
so I literally,
I remember sitting in the car thing
and I can't walk back in the house.
Because that's like,
like,
the biggest of failure.
How old is Pilates?
Yeah, it did me back along the world.
So anyway, so I had all of that going on.
And then one thing leads to another.
And again, I've got to tell you this story
because it is a lovely story.
And again, it fits into the world,
the stand-up and the twist and change.
The agent that I left was yours.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Off the cave.
So I was with off the cave.
Danny was looking after me.
He was brilliant.
But it was Joe who said,
me look I'm not sure that you can put
flies on a seat the act that you're supposed
support won't be happy with that
so I kind of left because I didn't think they had faith
in me but the truth of the matter is
they tried to get me going
so when I was working
Addison
you will know and people will not
know but he was like the godfather
of comedy yeah he really
he was the executive producer of Jonathan Ross
he did live at the Apollo
he Lee Evans
Michael Alan
He was the God father
But you know
You know what it's like
You sign with an agency
You never get to see him
And when I was with them
And I was still working
I got asked to do the warm-up for Jonathan Ross
Bigger show on telly at the time
And it was a Thursday
And I'd go
Yeah, of course I'll do the warm-up
And Danny's going
This would be great
Because all the execs on telly
He'll come and watch you
We've got my daughter on this week
And all that stuff
But every now and again
I had the boss who said
say, look, I need a presentation for Friday
or I'd need this and he'd tell me on the Wednesday
so I was phone up going on like, I can't do that
and he's going, this is the Jonathan Rush,
you can't pull out of it.
And I was going, yeah, but these graphs
aren't going to draw themselves, aren't he?
And he's going to, look, Addison
wants to speak to you.
I went, so that's like Kaiser Sosa
to speak to you.
So this mystical man
who heads comedy in the UK
apparently wants to speak to me and I'm like, oh my God,
okay, fine.
I said, I said, I said, I said, I'm in London anyway next week,
he said, he couldn't meet him in the office.
So, coming to the office.
And I'm in my suit because I'm working anyway.
So I'm there, I'm with Danny.
And the door opens, and this fella comes in in a plump-colored suit,
this, like purple suit, this geyser.
And he just comes right up to me.
And he says, oh, it's scarce.
Then he says, you've got a job.
Give up your fucking job, and I'll get you the money.
And I said, mate, it's not as easy as that.
He said, why would you earn?
25 grand?
I said, no.
He said, 35 grand.
I said, no.
He said, 45 grand.
I said, no.
He said, 55 grand.
I said, no.
He said, keep your fucking job and walk out.
I'm not honest to God what happened.
Oh, amazing.
Keep your fucking job and walked out.
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And so that was it
So then what happened
What happened then
You move on a couple of years
I've started this little tour
That was going nowhere
But I had sold
I sold out the small room at the Lowry
And Jason Manford said
Look my agent wants to come and meet you
and I went, I just don't want to do what I can do with an agent.
So anyway, she phoned me on and said,
I can I come and see her.
She comes to the Lowry and I've sold out this show,
I go and do two hours,
and I get the standard ovation, all that stuff.
She's going, how come no one knows who you're at?
Like, how are you selling 550 tickets?
So she said, can I represent you?
And in the end, that all developed into something.
So she ends up representing me,
and then she says, look, I've got this Michael McIntyre Comedy Roadshow.
They're going to do this show.
It's in Manchester.
and I said, yeah, but Addison makes it.
Yeah, you're old age.
She said, no, it's fine.
Addison still loves you.
It'd be fine, you'll be on it.
So I get booked on it.
So I'm stood, and this is a really testament to him as a man.
I'm stood at the catering truck.
We were the first recording.
We were the first show in Manchester.
And so no one knew it was going to be a success.
Obviously, Michael's a brilliant comedian,
and he had the big follow of him.
But it was basically all the people
who couldn't get booked on live at the day.
Apollo.
But they were put on the road show
and every now and again
they'd have like an Apollo act
that's the headline
but the rest of us
were the people
that they were testing out
and the show that I did
Sarah Milligan was the
headline act
Jason Manfred was on it
I was on it
and McFerry was on it
so I'm stuck by the catering truck
and he comes bouncing over
Edison
and he goes oh that's scarce
fucking told you
I'll get you on telly
I said you haven't got me on telly
I said you got me on the show
that you don't know if anyone's going to watch.
I said, this could be crap this.
I said, you've put me on telly when you booked me on live at the Apollo.
He went, all right, if you're any good, I'll put you on it.
I said, all right.
So I'm on backstage.
What was I?
42, something like that.
And I'm taking a breath, and I suddenly thought, this is it.
Like, this is BBC 1 Saturday night.
And if this goes well, I've got a chance.
But if it doesn't go well, there won't be another chance.
I just know there won't be,
because I'd already been told.
Lisa had already done the phone call round
to say why does no one book them
on the panel shows on anything?
And she sat me down.
This is all.
She sat me down.
And she said, I've spoke to all the people
who do the booking.
She said, there's three reasons
that they've told me that they're not booking
on the shows.
One is you're too old to come across
as a young act,
as a new actor.
You're in your 40s.
Number two, your accent
makes you sound.
He said your accent makes you sound
aggressive on panel shows.
I don't.
Have you seen Frankie?
I said number three.
They said you don't look funny.
So I can't do anything about any of them.
So I'm stood there thinking
well this is it in it.
So I'll go out and I literally
I had you know you're thinking of jokes
I've done all this and I've done all that
and I'd literally done the recycling awards
about two weeks before
and I told the story in the recycling awards
about this
about having a water
transport
about this
about having a
you get in a new fridge
and all that stuff
and I go on
and I want to tell
a little bit of this story
because it's decent gang
and then I get heckled
because I'm in Manchester
and I'm in Manchester
and I respond to the heckle
and the gig goes well
and the gig
goes well
halfway through the gig
halfway through it
Addison phone
Lisa and my agent
and booked me on live
at the Apollo
which was brilliant.
Now, the time of the things,
when you talk about the overnight success,
I've been doing stand up for six years,
I've been full time then for about,
well, six years when I left my job
and I've been full time then for probably two years.
So it was eight years in from my first gig.
He books me on Michael's show.
We record that in the May.
I think that went out in the July.
The live of the Apollo was recorded
about the October.
That went out in November.
And what I did is I did different material in both.
And then he,
bought me on the Jonathan Ross show.
So he put me on the three biggest shows
and I did the Jonathan Ross show
in the February.
And as you say, I don't think this really
happens anymore now. I was
on tour doing art centres
about 400 and 500
and then we put them bigger and bigger venues
on and then we thought we'd push
it a little bit because I was going on Jonathan
Ross. The weekend before
I've been selling around about
700 tickets a week.
I did Jonathan Ross, I saw 20,000,
22,000 tickets.
Wow.
And you go,
fuck, things are different now.
Yeah,
and because you know you've got it.
So once you get in front of them,
they'll come again,
and they'll build and build.
Yeah, yeah.
But what I will always say,
he could have said no.
Yeah.
You know, he was the executive producer.
Yeah.
Your old agent, you've left him.
He could have just gone.
What's he to me?
And he was brilliant.
God bless him.
And so what was that like for your family?
like when you
that you kind of said like
they're teenagers and suddenly you're a superstar
it's hard to be like
within a year really
I know and I also
I remember
you know we did things
like you go through an airport
and I remember telling me
my youngest lad off Daniel
and it was so wrong
because
people would say
can have a picture and Daniel go
yeah I'll take it for you
I'm going don't don't do that
you know
don't, and then people say,
can I take a picture of the kids?
I'm going, no, no, you can't do that.
So in the end, we would go separate
with Melanie, we would walk with the kids,
and I'd meet them at the plane.
And just sort of shuffle through your head down.
And that's fine, it's a very, very small price to pay.
But that was one of the family changes.
Yeah.
And also, my kids were going into teenage years,
and I think that, I don't think it was always easy.
I think if we're being honest for them,
Daniel was the youngest and he's the more exuberant like me
so he bounced with it
but for Joe and Luke
they were going into teenage years
different personalities and also
my kids grew up in Manchester so he don't even sound like me
they sound like they've been adopted
so
so it's...
Well when you're a teenager you're just going to be left alone
you don't need your dad to be one of the most famous people
of the country that year
people looking at you and all that stuff
and again these were
things that perhaps
I was trying to say look at the good side
without realizing that for them
as a family it wasn't as easy
I think to be so successful
like you've been and deal with all that
stuff you've got to be so focused and so
like switched on and just like this is what we're
doing and plow on but then
the negatives that it can spill over into when you need
to be more gentle in family
and you know as well yourselves
I mean you know having something
like this is great you can
control your own destiny but most
most of the things that you do in show business,
you have no control over.
No.
You know, you put a tour.
You're just waiting the whole time for approval
either from the audience or the channels
and waiting for the offer of this show or that.
Exactly. You're always waiting for someone to give you the job.
You're always thinking if I don't take it now, it won't happen again.
You're always thinking, all right, that's always good,
but will you come back to the next one?
There's always this apprehension that it's going to go.
So make the most of it while you can.
And whilst you're trying to,
was you trying to do that?
I think there's times I should have been at home when I wasn't.
When would that have been?
Just work commitments.
I think when Joe was sort of adjusting and stuff like that,
I think around that,
I just think there's times where I just thought,
well, I'm going to go from one tour to the next tour
and I just think I could have been a bit more presence.
I was there.
That old phrase, you know, you're there,
and they're always present.
Yeah.
But also you've got that fear of,
well, if I don't do this,
if I don't do this,
like we're talking,
and again,
because I took such a big gamble.
And then,
and so I know that if this ends,
you know,
and I'm not coming to it
as a 23-year-old lad
with my mates having a laugh.
I'm looking at this,
thinking, Jesus, I've got to do that gig
because that'll pay the mortgage.
I've got to do this,
I've got to do that.
One question.
Did you get to go and watch Liverpool
win the Champions League when they beat Tompom.
And was you there?
Completely different.
I was there with my wife, full corporate.
Of course I was.
How did you feel?
Because there must have been a moment for you?
Because that was that the first time they won after?
Did they win again?
That was the first time they won, wasn't it?
So did you go to the final you lost?
Yeah.
They lost three finals.
Yeah, yeah.
But going there and being at the first one after Istanbul
and you got there,
before you knew what the result was going to be,
you must have been a moment
in your life to go,
this was what it was all for
to have total autonomy in my life
to go, I can do it all.
I've been to the others.
I went to Athens afterwards.
I went to Kiev, you know what I mean?
I've been there.
Went to Basel.
If that was funny,
went to Basel.
Rented a plane.
I thought, I've made it.
I'm going to take me brother.
I'm going to take my son.
I'm going to take me cousin.
I'm going to take his lad.
I've got to take my nephew.
And there's enough for us.
And they were charging loads of money
because Liverpool were playing
we're playing
And no
No not possible
Seville?
No
Yeah Seville
Seville, Seville
So we're playing Seville
In the final
But it was in Basel
But you couldn't get to bars
You had to get to some little French
Fucking place
And go over there
So I read
This is so funny
You know what you think
You're Johnny Big Bullocks
I said listen
We're not going to mess about
I'm going to get a plate
My fucking get nothing
So so
You know
We're going to this final
So
I rent
this plane and so on the
look you can get a jet but it's mad money you don't have to
it's only barzal we've got these
turbo prop planes
but the great wider body more
comfortable right
so we get at the
we're at the sort of bit in Liverpool where everyone's flying off
and we're waiting for our car to take us to the plane
I'm coming towards this plane I'm fucking looking
out there it doesn't look like
I'm looking at the pitch of then it's not the same colour
I thought it must have painted
I got on this plane and I swear to God
sat down in the plane
that's not as plushes
I don't know
he had ashtrays
in the scenes
that's how old
the playing was
it was you only playing
in the world
with ashme
he was like
he got there
he managed to get
to Basel
conced out
we couldn't get back
so he's days
to get back
his old Johnny
honest
honest with his
only Johnny
big bollocks
thing
was so funny
but they're
but they're
they're the bits
where you think
I'm
I'm going to keep that now.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to enjoy these moments
because success is a very,
you can look at success in monetary terms,
but it's not the money that you get,
it's the time that you can have back.
Yes, it enables you to be there more.
And so now, with your kids growing up,
what's it like, like, do you see much of,
like, how much are they in your lives?
Because they are grown-ups.
Right.
Well, at the moment, one thing I'll say to her, I said this on tour,
but it is true that when your kids leave home, it's a big change,
and you have this empty nesting syndrome.
And that, you know, you won't even be able to conceive that.
But when that happens and your kids leave home, move.
Really?
Yeah, move, just move, just move, and don't tell them,
because if you don't, they come back.
And I've literally got two at home now who's combined...
Two children living our home who's combined age is 59.
And I keep going to see, man, what are they doing here?
Why are he still here?
But on another side of things, it's lovely.
Yeah.
Because we're closer than we ever way before.
We sort of manoeuvre up this world.
in a different way
because we're all more used to it
and there's a little bit now
where you go,
okay, this is,
the pressure's off.
You know what I mean?
Because when someone's a man,
that's who they're going to be.
When someone's a child,
you keep on look,
you probably look at your kids
and think,
maybe the Olympics.
What's this one going to do?
What's you going to be?
Like, I mean, astronauts,
is that asking too much where
is when the 32
and they've got to be
and they're in your kids,
and you think, no, that's not a bloke.
No, no, but also you know who they are
and they know you are and I'm not going to
go to all that.
Naf, you know, you become
friends. You're still,
they're not your friends.
Because, honestly God, I'll go out
with my mates and we'll go on the piss
and I'm not bothered how to get home.
You know, right? You go out
with your kids and you know, and
they say, I'm going to go out somewhere else with your mates
and you're going, well, text me. Melny's going,
text me, you go, oh, I'm going, like, he's older than
the taxi driving who's taking it home.
But it's not something that leaves you.
That never leaves you.
John, the film is so good.
But you know what?
This thing about the film,
and I know we spoke about so many other things,
I just want people to go to see the film
because it sounds a little bit mad.
But I think if we'd have seen this film
when we were at that stage in our relationship,
we probably would never have split up.
Oh, that.
But there'd have been no film?
And then I wouldn't be a comedian.
You know what I mean?
I'd still be doing grass.
So what you're doing is trying to stop new comedians.
I'm trying to cut the market out.
John, the final question, we ask everyone this.
What's the one thing Melanie does as a parent that you look at her and go,
oh my God, I'm so lucky we've got kids together.
You're incredible.
And that's the one thing she does as a parent,
it annoys you still slightly, but you've never mentioned it.
But if she was listening, she'd go, he's got a point.
first of all
does not make she'll say he's got a point
one thing
as a parent
she has
sort of
she talks to them in a way
that I can't
you know what I mean
she has little
pet names for them
and she can hold them
she can put her arms around them
and I see her do it
and I do it
and it feel like
what I do with me dad
it's like
you know what I mean
and I know that
and I know we're getting better
at her but she has this real
softness and
their children always will be
yeah
oh that's too sweet to sort of do the bad bit
yeah no the bad bit
is she lets the focus come home
I saw you at the Royal House
ago it's probably about 15 years ago
I think it was a poster
it was orange.
I don't know what tour that was.
It was big orange pose.
Sunshine, yeah.
And, like, you've got a sound innovation.
It was amazing.
But what was so lovely was,
Melanie was in, like, a few seats away,
and she just laughed and loved every moment of it.
Yeah.
It wasn't that roll your eyes, obviously,
it was just like, oh, and just absolutely, like,
adored you on stage.
She may not have shown it to you.
I know, but, you know, what?
I'll be honest with you, Rob,
and this came to me on the last tour,
because the last tour I did was celebrating 25 years,
and it was the first time I'd ever really spoke on tour about
because it's almost
the film was coming out and I thought
I'll get my side of the story
before the film would come up
but I also planned the tour
not knowing the film would be out this year
and I just wanted to put the record
straight and celebrate the 25 years
and it was when I was talking about
and I was talking about
when we started to
stitch things back together
and we started going to release
and started having some
counselling and what have you
and and I
And I said, I said something she laughed.
And it was her laughter.
And it's like, it'll be the same we used as one person.
You can be in a room with 10,000.
Yeah.
But if there's one person's laughter is equal to 10,000.
And making her laugh is still the best thing I can do.
Because you know when you've done it properly as well.
Yeah.
Because sometimes it will bend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
It depends.
What I like is how annoyed Lewis that I've managed to achieve it after.
Oh, you fucker!
I don't let him get that one.
Yeah, yeah.
No, but it is.
It's such, I think we're very, very lucky to do the jobs that we do.
Oh, it's an amazing story, an amazing film.
John, thank you so much.
It's been amazing.
Thanks for that.
You know, why I'm glad that message isn't to send?
Because this felt like the more time to happen.
Imagine.
Imagine, I'd have come on that message you said, what's going on?
I'll go, no, I can't tell you.
That was John Bishop.
Love John Bishop.
Loved him.
He's so charismatic.
He's sexy.
He's so sexy.
Do you know what?
I actually think he's one of those people that's getting sexier as he gets older.
If a guy can have sweat back hair and look good at that age and you're, you know.
Well, fingers crossed, I can continue this sweat back vibe.
Then they look good.
Do you know what I mean?
I think the thing with hair as you get older, John Bishop's got, oh, he's got nice longer hair.
Any longer and he's got long hair, then that's why I'm.
written.
No.
So you look like a nun that's just
had a blow dry
and I'm not against it.
I think an old lady
should feel good about herself.
An old nan having a blowjob.
I thought that's a weird
analogy.
Go and see John Bishop's film.
Is this thing on?
Is this thing on?
See you later.
That's what I say when I get a blowdye.
I don't say anything
because I don't get blowjob.
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