Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - 75 Million Dollars

Episode Date: March 24, 2014

Robert is joined by Mike Lawrence, Chris Italia, Craig Mahoney, Monroe Martin and Chris Scopo. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I have a bunch of guys on it. It's just us sitting down. And sometimes it's hilarious. Sometimes it's intense. It's rubber-killing. You know what? I'm a fucking fucking... There's no topics, no directions.

But I love doing it. I'm a fucking cast, I can. Side. Side. Side. All right guys, what's up? Sorry about the fucking doulay Not to phone no phones mother fucker. No no phone last text out last would the last To welcome to the you know what did podcast we got a I love these shows when there's a bunch of new motherfuckers and some old motherfuckers who haven't been here in a long time Which kind of makes you new again?

I'm here of course scope of lunch going around the room and introduce everybody. Okay, to the right we have a Mike Lawrence. Say hi Mike. Hey, what's up? Hey, Who I love who hasn't been on in a long time. I'm glad to be back man. You fucking stahio To his right we got Craig Mahoney thei the founder of the jersey city comedy festival which we're doing a show April first we are uh... what's the way we're we're we're doing a show you look very surprised by the way we are at the uh... at battello in uh... jersey city right on the on the waterfront overlooking uh...

the Hudson River and lower overlooking the Hudson River and lower mountain overlooking a better city. Yes, overlooking it. Yeah, well, I'm I'm I'm so you can truly obliged to you know be nice to Jersey City, but you can count the dead bodies in the water as audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey guys, look where we could have done this. It's a, remember those buildings used to be owned. If the guy running, it was just a little more popular, we could be over here. Hey, I could have done it, man, hadn't I. I was Jersey guy.

I'm a Jersey guy. I wish you were a Hoboken guy. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's still one, it's still one path stop. You walk a few blocks, you take the path to the Newport Paths station, you walk a block, you're there. I'm already out.

I'm funny how people like describe how close Jersey is the way they would describe like fucking a tranny Look, I mean, it's still kind of like it's not that far off. Are you are you being Trance are you being transphobic Mike Lawrence? We're gonna have to put you on the list with Ellen DeGeneres. Yeah We are now to everybody else. I've said enough. How could GB transphobic? You can't make fun of your own kind. I have. I, I, this, I, we got a new computer in the last couple of weeks.

So if I'm, if you see me doing multiple, I'm not ignoring you. I am listening. Mm-hmm. And, but I'm, I'm making sure the show's being recorded. Yeah. It's also like I'm, I'm more famous than everybody else in this room. So fuck it. I know. No, I know I'm making sure the show's being recorded. Yeah, it's also like I'm more famous than everybody else in the show. I'm fucking No, I know I'm fucking this will be the least listen to episode We got no these look at this case. I did like you runs his own comedy festival

I know I'm nobody I'm not attracting any listeners Keep introducing people. Oh to his right. We have Monroe Martin back. It's gone on on yes back for round two I think but uh... that that that that that that that that that that that means because we probably got a new listeners by the last time last time me and Monroe maro is my uh... black Lewis j go mess mhm he was the new go mess he was fucking take he's just killing it came in and then one day i i we were going back and forth on something and I said something that does everybody always has that one thing that you say

You know what I mean or something and he he snapped and then I snapped on him And it was like I don't give a fuck fuck you you don't know me I don't fucking want to know you you and you know I mean look at the size of Monroe and Ro. He's fucking 20 years younger than me. I'm really just a fucking angry cunt that deserves a nice motion today. Did he ask you why you didn't have pictures of black podcasters in this studio?

Is that what happened? I'll tell you why. I didn't notice that. I don't want to scare my white podcasters. I can't imagine any scenario with you guys yelling that isn't do the right thing. I told you you can come back anytime you want. You haven't been on it for seven months.

But, I mean, now you're dispatching us up. Through solitary confinement, you learn not to fuck with me It's a new year. It's a new year. No, no, no, I love him, so welcome back buddy. Good to see you Thank you. Thank you. And then to his ride we have one of the founders of cringe com cringe humor comedy and one of the owners of the stand comedy club Chris Italian. Can we just go by the owners of the stand? Can we drop the Actually, I actually prefer just CHN team That's our management company now. Let's drop that to because that's not that no

It's me that's all I do is manage. I'm not day-to-day at the club So I really don't take credit for right yeah, all right. So how's it going over there seems like it's going all right? You know what go Humble face stop in now and I stopped in now and then. I stopped in now and then, it was to be cool. So what are you, are you not dealing with the club? You're just dealing with the management. I mean, when we opened, I was there,

you know, I made sure everything was working. Okay, no, no. No, second question. Have you ever thought about getting your septum fixed? No, I'm coming off a cold. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Sorry.

No, it's okay. But I love Chris because he's a, okay. I'm sorry. Sorry. No, that's okay. But I love Chris, cause he's a Chris Italia. He's Italian. That's it? That's what I was saying. Yeah, one of the things that I like about you. If you were Jewish, I wouldn't like you as much. No, I'm joking.

So you don't like Dave, that's what you're saying. Dave is a piece of shit. No, he's a great guy, but he has a way better personality in you. Like if you were Jewish and this personality. That's all we have is Jews. That's all we have is our fucking personality. You didn Like if you, with Jewish and this personality, that's all we have is Jews. That's all we have is our fucking personality. You didn't get looks, you know,

we didn't get anything else. We were the other reason why he's my partner. But you got the whole sense of humor and money thing, not much. They got music too. They're very good at music. We were slaves. I love the whole.

I love the Russian brothers. But what, they're very good at music. Oh, a lot of you don't know, like the Gleetsinger disturbed, he's Jewish, and a lot of the songs I like this one. I love this one, brother. I love this one. What? They're very good at music. You don't know, like the lead singer disturbed, he's Jewish, and a lot of the songs of Rose Real, Bob producers and shit. There's a lot of people in the music business that are Jewish, and a lot of musicians of Bob Dylan. Yeah.

Robert Zimmerman, he's. Yeah, you don't think that, but it is true. Well, most of you know, you've listened to Sinatra, like almost every song he sings was written by a Jewish guy. A lot of people you don't think are Jewish, Jewish, most of uh, you know, you've listened to Sinatra like almost every song he sings was written by a lot of people you don't think are Jewish Jewish Dustin Hoffman. He's Jewish Gene Simmons and David I found out David Lee Roth was Jewish. I didn't know he was You know funny. There's Franco from the show picket Yeah, Jewish

David Lee Roth is his uncle, Mani Roth, was the original owner of the comedy selling. Really? And this building we're in. No kidding. Yeah, they own it. Mani, the woman, Jesus Christ, the woman, so I have my brain just fried. The woman bought it off of him. So, David Lee, all of a sudden, David Lee Roth, one year was just coming around.

When he cut his hair and he was wearing fucking suspenders and shit, you know what I mean? You're, you're fucking regular guy, David Lee Roth. Yeah, this is past the mostly, mostly pop days. Yeah, yeah, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie,

the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, Louis Prima. Um, well, he, um, he was coming by and then I found out that he, uh, man, I knew Manny Roth, but I never put the rot. That's what I found that he was, I go, he's Jewish. When you hear Manny Roth, you think Jewish. Yeah, when you're David Lee and when they kicked the Jew out, not as good of a band. No, no, not as good old.

Never is. No, not a good of a podcast either. Yeah. If I kicked you out, it wouldn't be as fun. No, not a good of a podcast either. Yeah, if I kicked you out it wouldn't be a son. No, pulling not as fun. They had a lot of due. Way more boring after work. Hey, the Germans would have won the war if they'd Jewish scientists didn't come here. So anyways, we put you guys together. This is and you're new. I'm very new. New to the show. Chris, you've been on before. I've never been on before. You've never been on. I show Chris you've been on before I've never been on before you've never been on I've asked you to be on I had your partner on

Yes, you've had my partner. Yes, I've had your partner on as well. Right. Are you excited to be here? Yes Very excited. I'm a big fan of the show. I'm a big fan that you're a fan. I listen every week. Do you really? Yeah, I saw it That makes me happy It does it makes me happy You're here for a specific reason too too, though. Yes, I am. Yeah. Do you want to talk about that now? Well, that would be the cue, fuck, that's how you can do it.

God, I hope you manage better than you do podcasts. I am cringing. We are now. I love cringey humor. It was so cringed back in the day. They would have, to now that they're associated, now they're actually in the business. We've become corporate.

They're so corporate. I don't know, just CH, they KFC themselves. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no and the guys are more successful than me. It's so funny that you're Janine Giraffe all is hanging out. She's great. She's awesome, but you guys, you sleep in a truck. Then we never trust you. I know, not you, votes. But the website, I mean, Cringtjomer, when Patrick started,

he had a specific goal. When I came on board, I had, what was the goal? Our goal was to get, what was the his goal? His goal was to be kind of like a watchdog for hacking in shitty comics. And your job now is to let those shitty comics I was the goal. I was the goal. What was the his goal? His goal was to become like a watchdog for Hacking and shitty comics.

And your job now is to let those shitty comics work on your stage. And make money off of them. That's not true. And I thank you for the opportunity. No, well, I love Genie Graffa. I was very, I thought, first of all, I thought when I met her, she would be country or mean.

I met her at the show and she was the sweetest, nicest person I've ever met. Like she's so petite. My favorite nights at the standover when Nick and Janino are in the same show, Nick the Paulo. It's amazing. It's like two extremely different point of use.

And then they interact after the show and they're just hanging out talking and it's like that's cool Man, that's why this place was built so like those two people can let's be on the stop here right there That that the reason why that place is built so you can someday get a Mercedes I would know I never said it was close But I said that's totally not I put the word someday no one never gets a Mercedes from opening a comedy club They just think they will

Bullshit apparently you haven't seen every club owner in the world is a fuck has money they cry poor Fucking Vinnie brand owns a farm well Vinnie Vinnie's come on You know the fucking farm these ridiculous. I just added a fucking Guest house for the goats When you start headlining you're in this fun place where they immediately tell you how much money their lose it's it's great. Yeah I know I'm a my Florence You even listen to my b-sides. I appreciate

My b-sides So we get a couple thing we want to talk about what you are here Chris and then we're gonna talk about why Fucking Craig is here Craig Craig you're not what I thought you're gonna be physically really what you think it was gonna be uglier No, not not not that no Not a guy who feeds prisoners Patrick looks exactly what you think is like short What is job should be good? What do you think a guy's who feed prisoners look like Patrick? Did he get his toothpicks though, right? I think so, yeah.

That's good for him. You want someone to look like that, because then they go, I don't mind staying here. You know, that's what the outside world is. Oh, I know that I gizzed in my soup. I know that guy fucking jerked off in the potatoes. But you're here for another reason, which we're going to talk about. But let's get into, first of all, you're here promoting the Mike D. Stefano documentary that you guys are putting together. Tell us

what it is about. So we announced last week that we're officially doing it. We've been working on it for the last year, compiling interviews and doing a lot of research before we dive in full full scale production on it. So last week we announced what we needed basically. We need to finish the film. We need, we announced the Kickstarter and we're asking for donations and make the project a reality.

What are you trying to, how much money do you need to get? Realistically, to make something like this, you need at least over a hundred thousand dollars But I have it unrealistically unrealistically 17 million I say we go unrealistically and then we'll get to realistically What are you there? So we're asking for so we need 45 million dollars Unrealistically unrealistically if we get a hundred million we're gonna make this fucking we're gonna bring Mike back from the dead

unrealistically if we get a hundred million we're gonna make this fuck you're gonna bring Mike back from the dead We're gonna get him we're gonna undig him is what they say is that how they say technically? It's gonna be that's where it's gum technology or it's like your with them Like Fred Astaire dancing with the action cleaner. Yeah, we have Andy circus an emotion cab costume ready to play him at We I have costume ready to play here. Man. We uh, I uh, so yeah, we uh, so that's great. You need around 17,000, some million, 75,000, a lot of money for a documentary. I thought this is not.

This is really good. Did you shoot all the footage already? No, no, we haven't. This is not me. Look at me. Stop. Whatever you doing your head stop because it's weird. You did it for 10. Did you shoot all the footage already? No, no, we haven't. Look at me. Look at me. Stop. Whatever you do, your head stopped, because it's weird.

You did it for 10. You've been doing it the whole time. You say, no, he's doing it. Yeah, don't do that now, because it's freaking me out. All right, I'll start. I got to put the light and block it. Go ahead, you can do it now. All right, there you go.

Well, that seems like a lot of money. Because this is not a regular. This is not like a stand-up documentary. What's it like? This is a film and we're chasing, what is a stand up documentary? Stand up documentary is like when you watching a bunch of stand up sitting down interviewing, you know, talking about stand up. What is this kind of thing?

This is about this guy's life. I mean, and all the different lives he lived. I mean, he goes, there's, there was a lot more than stand up to his life, as you know. So what do you think about 25,000 a life? 10 grand. 10 grand a life we have. I would love to see you host like a Jerry Lewis telepathy. You just need 43 pots to make it the fuck up for yourself.

I wouldn't really gonna cure this, or just for better wheelchairs. We made this disease up, didn't you bitch? Yeah. We got Dean Martin backstage, but you can go home. We don't need him. I just want to see Jim Carey come out and make some faces.

Which you can't do anymore because of your disease. Are you going to enter it in the festival? Or is it like straight? Eventually, yeah. So you're doing this for acolytes? No. We're doing this to get Mike's message out. Yeah, I'm good.

You know I'm good. He's trying to's message out. Yeah, I'm good. You know I'm good. So I'm an acolyte. He's trying to get his Mercedes. Yeah, I'm trying to get his Mercedes. That's what the Kickstarter sport is. What is the car? If it's documentary $75,000, I better see some whales

going to see World Trade. How much does a lower third cost? Even that documentary was like 5 grand. What did you find? I think Forest Gump was made for $75,000. Yeah, and then you asked Craig, how much money are you raising for the festival? We just need $75 for Pat tickets.

And we're trying to give drink tickets. $75.000. I mean rent money. This is a weird number to me. Why don't you just go 100? 75? No, we need more than that. But we're asking for less

because we're trying to do this on a very you know small budget now if you say you may say you're doing this and you realize okay it's only gonna cost us 50 grand a month what are you gonna do with the 20 but we'll say this happens yeah cost a lot to get well-smitted I'm always I'm always I'm always I'm a will-sell Vince why you okay Yeah, but we'll still vets Why you okay, okay relax relax, Pablo relax So so so I did wonder the weather so you raised 75,000 say you raise a hundred what do you do with that extra money? Yeah, like what it will be you I mean we're already you know 20 30 grand in on this thing So you know it you know it'll it'll it'll it will happen You know if we what what are you gonna do with the money from the sale if there's access if there's access money

Then we would donate it. We don't need to hisi that what is that it's called like the Stefano foundation. What is it? What does that do Mike's foundation helps people in recovery and you know, we've we've donated to Samaritan village Which is Mike's Mike was a big part of and where establishing programs with you know with different charitable recovery programs around the country so it will also you know, with different charitable recovery programs around the country. So, a plan is to get more awareness, so we can raise more money for his foundation. And then, you know, do the scholarships for kids and families that, you know, are looking to kind of rebuild and repair relationships and stuff like that. These are all plans we want to do. The documentary is going to be used as a tool to help the foundation.

What is the doctor, what is the doctor, be used as a tool to help the foundation. What is a doctor? What is a doctor? Because I watched the Kickstarter video, I believe. And it's, no, what are you laughing at? Because I don't know, I felt like you had to go say so fucked up because you were, no, I wanted to make sure I had my thoughts because I'm not just, I think you're going to review it. I had three and a half stars.

Yeah. Like I don't like that to use clips. Make sure I have my thoughts because I'm not I'm gonna review it 75,000 for cinematography You know at first of all that was real wording you got out of it I don't know how you pulled out of that one I gotta say Monique did a good job as the addictions he was running away from. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! This one he. This is it. The Jews way funnier than the Black. It's all on the side. Right now? Yeah.

I don't know what the fuck's going on. And at the end, we combine into Sammy Davis Jr. but um well I watch it it's really great it really does it's not it's great it has a sad tone to it it's very sad it's not um but then you know you know Mike man I remember when I met Mike. I was at the stress factor. He was meddling for me. He was opening him. And all he talked about was Mike. That's all Mike.

Mike talked about Mike. And he was just like, hey, they won't give me a shot, man. They won't give me, you know, I just gotta get in the, how do I, what do I do to get in the fucking, I mean, I'm middle, that's good, but I know I got a headline, I wanna, how do you get in the cell seller, you know, and I'm like, dude, just keep doing what you're doing I don't, I don't fucking know, I got my own problems. I gotta do a fucking Vinnie Brand doing 45 in front of you And he's gonna do a phone call. I got Julian McCullough fucking not to keep in time

He was very excited to open for you that weekend. I remember that. And I was just, I was in my own world, which is so funny, because it's like, you know, you think that, you know, all this is gonna be great, but I'm just like, what the coffee every night? And we got the, we were in the, you know,

in the sobriety together, and I immediately bonded with Mike, but, you know, he was definitely this interesting guy, always hustling. He had so many hustles going on. And when I say hustle, I don't mean it in a bad way. I mean, I mean hustle, like he's over here doing a show. He's starting a one-man show. He's trying to pitch a show. He's going to help drug addicts over here doing a show. And he was always hustling, man, making stuff drug addicts over here doing a show and he was always hustling man making stuff

where it wasn't which I think from nothing which I love I loved it and then when he goes up opportunities he really did pass him out he passed him out to his friends especially people in the program and here he is he sold a show with me Norton and Voss comics anonymous for people in sobriety which nobody ever fucking does and i commend comedy central for actually letting it happen in being uh... you know uh... no holds bar work and trying to revive that well i hope that i get a fucking check that's my point where's my should do is that I'm never gonna You should start a Kickstarter for the money that you were owed for

I want a I want a hundred million dollars You start unrealistically and you'll get I want to do that plus I have a new iPhone mount I'm working on so you get that you help me get my money back and you get this new spin mount. I called the spinny Yeah, so I I love Mike and he went in a weird way man He went in a fuck look I'm not I'm talking days before I'm on front of the seller and he pulled up and with a stupid Fucking barracuda jacket whatever you with this stupid fucking barracuda jacket, whatever you say.

There's gray hair. He shot a friend of mine's pilot that day. Like, what series does that sound like? He was talking about that. I was doing this thing and I'm fucking, you know, I just got done, and I went to the doctors, AIDS-free. That's what he said to me. His T-counsel were like fucking, you know,

everything was getting back and he goes, I fight and I got a physical, I got a, he said I got a heart of, I got a heart of an 18 year old. And then he died of a heart attack. It was sort of, it was a, like a vessel that was attached to his heart that kind of just exploded. Why? In his chest, I don't know.

What does that happen because of stress? Stress, but also he had heart disease in his family and it just can happen anytime He was the years of just living hard and you know, yeah, what was it? Questions and family asked all those questions. It wasn't anything to do with his So this was just a random fucking widow maker. I mean sometimes it just happens But it's not to us Comics like Stevie Ray Vaughn gets clean and dies in the fucking helicopter crash. You know, I mean, Stevie Rayvon's dead.

But his brother Jimmy Rayvon is still available for bookings. He died in a... Did he? What's the name of that thing? That's like Gallagher. Why couldn't that be Gallagher? The plane was made of water melons and then Gallagher too is still there his brother's keeping his legacy on like Jimmy Really that word he wanted to work. He was sober, but you throw him out there. I'm trying. I'm trying.

He's going in hammering today by the way. I can't do that again. I'm like I'm going. Oh, okay. Do you want to see someone hold a gun to both Gallagher's and be like, which one's the real one and then you shoot them both? No, I just want, I don't want that question asked. I just want the end to happen. The Gallagher don't like me. I remember someone back. I see you know, I was coming back. I see him at Broadway comedy club and I didn't know that was him. And he was talking to one of my friends there and I walked up to it.

I was like, that's Gallagher ass nigga. And then he was looked down. I remember, he smelled so bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He smelled so bad. He smelled so bad. He's got a lot of grass, dude. I was trying to put together a comedy show at the Stone Pony a few years ago. She goes, well, we tried comedy here once.

It didn't work. And I'm like, what'd you do? She goes, well, we had Gallagher here. And I'm like, well, you haven't really tried comedy. Stone Pony and the East Village. And Asbury Park, like I said. How awesome would it be if he died because his head got crushed in?

That would be like the most a biomellum? No, if he has his mallets above his bed on a Nation like it's a two minute long Do you think other things are gonna happen and then a mallet Did you really expect somebody to respond well when you go when you call him a nigger? Not that I didn't say nigger. What'd you say? I said nigger because I was already talking to one of my friends I never get a shit. I was already he was there I was already talking to one of my friends and I thought it was like a joky joke thing like when you see somebody on the street

You go ah look at Keith Robinson a blah blah blah you point to somebody and say what I didn't know is him He's I didn't know with him All day I mean he's got to go the But you can't walk into something they go yeah, there's this guy this Galligan I just say it I just say it Oh, wait a second. What how was it? Gallagher looking ass like if you put looking ass in front of you looking ass look good. Yeah So he but you and I said it I could I didn't know because there's a bunch of comics around so you didn't know is there

I don't know they will go You you I That's funny you you fucking said this fun look at this motherfucker looks like You said it like it's an insult the guy who the insult would have been about But the other thing he didn't he look like nobody also smile like a homestead Yeah, he's like a homestead. Oh, fucks his homestead doing in the cover to get him out of here. Well, I mean he's he's guys I don't know he's on rough times. I don't know if you've heard He's not doing any more specials in the South. Yeah Pants made out of old tarps

He's specials he didn't the 80s, how do you lose all that money? Like he had to have made a fortune. Have you made money? But I haven't done any specials. No, but have you, I don't mean that as like, but it was the 80s, he probably snorted a fortune too. I, I, I can't see him on cocaine. No, I know, I know you don't make a lot of the special itself,

but still as big as he can see. But people do the math, say you make a million dollars, you're gonna give half of that to the government, that's 500,000. You can give it 10, 20, 20% to your management agency, right? And then take another five for your lawyer for negotiating whatever shit the agent couldn't handle. You walk it away with nothing. Now you're in a house. Whatever extra you make you give to the lawyer basically. Yeah, it's fucking it's it's quiet. You don't make shit. We got you an extra 5% Oh running a comedy festival isn't it getting money either? I know the money Oh, oh

Nobody told you to start a festival in a shitty city, okay? Stop you not do that. S.T.s the one who runs a real comedy club is right beneath you right now Stop stopping on the floor. What is this fucking Jerry Springer? If you build it they won't come right now stop stopping on the floor what is this fucking Jerry Springer if you build it they won't come what if you if you to draw you know look on them are you on it too yeah Mike's opening night I will not I mean look at we're not gonna draw I mean I don't know how I listen this is the thing I say to people don't have a fucking don't put a

fucking weird show together in a weird place and expect me to bring people. I'm not fucking, you know what I mean? Jersey City is weird, but there are a lot of people there. All right, but there are, I don't know if there's a lot of Bob Kelly people there. Do you understand what I'm saying? We will make them Bob Kelly people. How's that for a picture? All right, that's great. It's your mic.

Just make sure he has it. That's all right. So let me ask you a question. We're going to go back to Mike D'Stafana. But what my chair's rolling. That's weird. What is the, all right, so this festival, you start this festival, we're doing it.

What day, April 1st, right? 8 PM Tuesday, April 1st. April 1st, 8 PM, YKWD, are we doing a show we're doing a podcast right now you're doing it with The standup show no podcast no podcast I was told no podcast I'm doing standup and then we're doing maybe a Q&A like a Q&A afterwards and which is you know what that's called Podcast yeah so isn't getting recorded all right no we're gonna record are you okay? I say we record that part But yeah, so we're doing the show. It's me Chris Scopo Kelly for stuka Dan soda Joe list and Lewis Gomez. Yeah, so that's a good show. It's a fucking heavy show and I'm on it

Yeah, so I don't have to fuck close. I'm host of it. I'm not going up after these young fucking kill your host I thought I thought, I thought, do my main is brittle and falling out. I have a star, one eye is fucking, one eye is fucking clear white. You know what I mean? I got one tooth chipped. I'm not fucking following these young lions.

Are you ready, Randy, the Ram, Robinson? If you do one more act out, you will die. Merce of Tomei will be in the back of the fucking show. Bobby, you're my family. Have you ever seen Robert Kelly? Another song on it. I'm like, Lawrence, I like it. Keep going.

So what made you start this? I mean, were you from Jersey City? Well, I'm from Jersey. I'm from the, I grew up down the shore. But I live, I moved up to Jersey City when I got back in the comedy to be closer to New York. Hang on one second. Okay, go ahead. It's cheaper. Let's just say that. It's cheap. I lived in Jersey City. It was a Brooklyn and a low-reside. I live in Jersey City. A lot of people don't understand that Jersey City is you can get to New York quicker than Fucking Upper West Side or East. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, it's great. You can get all the clubs down here.

So, yeah, got it. So, it's, no, it was, it was, it was, literally, it was sheep. It was, I didn't know nothing about Jersey City. I moved there. And it is a great city. I like living there. It's great. And there are, there is a comedy scene sort of sprout

and there are a lot of independent shows coming up. And I said to a friend of mine, I was like, there's like six different shows being run around town. Like, there's a Hoboken comedy festival. They're, why isn't there a Jersey City comedy festival? Let's just make it happen. Um, and I decided, let's just fucking do it. But also I wanted to do it where it would be like, listen, I've been running shows. I, I, I perform in New York. I know enough comics where we can just book this thing. Uh, there are going

to be no submission fees, no bringers shows, no contests, none of that bullshit. All I want is to get a bunch of the people that I know and love to do a bunch of shows in Jersey City and just show up and be funny and hopefully give them, put them up in front of an audience that may normally not get to see them. Do you have a Kickstarter? And is it $75,000? No. Let's get it off the ground.

Let's get it off. Can you let them go? No, we are being sponsored by D Seckeys, Beer, and Jameson Whiskey though. Do Seckeys. My father was for 20 years. So that's about us. What's up?

I was at a Jameson event last night, which is why I'm a little punchy today. What, so here's a, are you like, are you this, are you kind of a corporate guy? Do you do well at those parties? Because I'll tell you right now I suck at corporate events Because I can't fucking I the hey man, you know, I fucking suck it I I draw in paint pictures of Star Wars and Batman then I go out and tell dick jokes. That's all I fucking do

We get it you're a pedophile I don't know I'm not a corporate fucking guy. I'm not I'm learning to be a businessman as this is okay I was just asked because I'm not a corporate fucking guy. I'm learning to be a businessman as this is happening. I was just asking because I'm not either. You know Chris the tell you. Yeah. And we'd be happy to work with Prince you and we're in the sand in any future at Jersey City Comedy Festival in Denver. Well, I'm looking forward to the show. It's gonna be a fun night. I always love work.

I love doing comedy. You know, we do shows on the road. You're on by yourself or even in the city where you're running around. You don't really get to hang out as much anymore, but I so I like doing these shows. And I like when people make something, my favorite thing in the world is when somebody

makes something from nothing. When there's nothing there and then some asshole just says, what about this? And then they do it and they get another asshole. Like we did last night, we did rich and Bonnie's, my wife hates me podcast live at the village underground and it was fucking phenomenal. They wanted, Dan Soda went up and opened it

then they boss and Bonnie both had stand up Then they sat down and did their podcast for half and then we had Ron Bennington come out We had the whole stage like a therapy set with the chairs and the tissues and the flowers and and then we did Q&A at the end And it was a fucking incredible night of comedy, but different it was stand I love stand up But it was this it was more of a show An event that you know some people might never see again You know what's I love so I love when we can you know you're letting us fuck around at the end a little bit Well me letting you I'm happy that you guys are

I'm telling you to go fuck yourself I tell you the one thing that I'm kind of proud of with the festival too is where it's your hair. Yeah. Yo, George Clooney. He's got a, it's gonna be brother, brother we're out thou. It is getting great. He's got a fight with some soashes after this. I'm a dammit, man, dammit. Yeah.

I'm a dammit. I don't use, I don't do. I don't want, dammit. I'm a dammit. So, wait, no, what I like is where, it's not all stand up too. We're doing sketch shows obviously, but we're having some live podcasts.

We're doing a live book reading of the thing we got like comics. We're also authors and we're doing like comics who've done like web videos and stuff. I want to mix it up and do like a whole bunch of different shit. Bobby's an author. I mean, that's Kim to read my husband. He I'm sure come by. If you want to come back again on Wednesday, you're booked. No, I don't what a cheat right yeah cheat right behind you

book reading in Jersey that's I heard the headliner is a tumbleweed says the guy way nobody from first one can talk shit about Jersey all right with the book of reading tonight is the monster at the end of the book. The starring rover. Yeah, the book we're reading tonight is the, uh, It's you. It's you. Oh, it's me all the time. Little Grover. How fucking great is that book? I love it. I have a brand new copy at the house. Be really nice for my son. That is a timeless. A timeless. Grover gets no fucking credit, man. Now, look, an Elmo came in and like pushed him out. Yeah.

Elmo fucking sucks. Elmo's a fucking wrestler. Elmo's a kid toucher. Hey, shitty. Yeah, but like Grover had neuroticism and stuff. I tell you was my guy. Tell you was like sad. Which one's Telly? Telly was the purple one.

Telly must. He looked like an old Jew. Like he looked beaten and I'm just like a bearing my friends. Like really just fucking. I'm sick of bearing my friends. Yeah, I just had that like you know to shuffled like old like Lower East Side Jew. He's the one on the Christmas album when they sang deck the halls

He sang wreck the halls and they're like no telly monster It's like the halls. I don't know if I can call the cops on new fucking to pedify Jesus I mean, Jesus Christ. My ring, yeah. How's it going? My ringtone is an amberboard. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

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That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. friend to go see the Lego movie because we both were like we want to go see it and we can't see it the wall. I'll tell you what, and I'll seriously, Mike did last year that it was a full house. It was a great show. So you did it last year, where was it? What's a full house?

Uh, it was like it was it was a it was a restaurant. There was like 70 people there. I think we're gonna have like 125 for the art show. That's great. Yeah. Near on the show. You're on our show. Yes. Yeah. So that's a lot of comics. I'll be quick No, no, no I'm not going to blast Yeah, I put the fucking festival What do you mean by the show you should let him do his show you should be on his show you force yourself on his show Well, it's a comedy show hang on one second. We'll breathe

It's his show like you should just let his guys do the show I love this podcast you guys can you know promote your project, but people want to see them even less after I didn't force myself I asked I said it would be cool if I did a spot a lot of comics Well, that you didn't force yourself at all. I mean, but you are the guy running it So when the guy runs it that'd be like no masking if he if he came in the owner of the commies Yeah, if he came in right now to do mind if I sit down. Well, no, but yeah Opening for you For everybody that's the last thing I want to be as a mini brand

No, not at all. I'm glad you're on. I'm glad that's that's I like that you if I didn't think I would do a good job I wouldn't I don't let's not get carried away You doing a good job or not that's no one starts a festival because they're being pulled too much I got all these spots i got to just centralized them to a local place where i can do them all conveniently he's not playing john bottom where you gotta stop the feet oh sorry i left i really is an office on the news

the one to be a black comment i know that i i like that i have like a death jam comedy you really do you like a black girl at the Apollo? You fucking knees go up, you hold your mouth like an Asian woman. Just, uh, so you're on the show. How old are you? I'll be almost, uh, my month away from 36. No shit.

So we're doing the show and it's at what time's it at? 8 p.m. So we're doing straight stand up, Q and 8 p.m. I'm out about the show Chris Alice Adam on the clarify the information Chris Alice actually isn't you guys just here. This is a meeting. This isn't even going out I'm on it. How much?

Chris Ellis. So can I get three drink tickets? Chris, I get this out. Chris, I was in the laugh button of producing this. Yeah. So here's the thing. I love working with the laugh button. I love Chris Ellis and Maddie.

So they came to me and they were like, we wanna do something with the festival. We want your podcast and I do this a lot. Look, that's why we're not doing the podcast because I kinda do the podcast live over at the Village on the ground now. That's kinda my home for that. It would have been the stand, but I heard bad things. I'm a bad thing.

What? A lot of bad things. I heard bad things about you guys with microphones and things like that. All right. No, I'm kidding. But, you know, that's kind of the home of riot cash now. So, but this is gonna be fun.

I mean, I'm looking forward to it. You better be funny, because if you are, if you stink, you know what? You open up the show. That's how you do it. He opens it now. He thinks. You like, yeah. You're gonna Open up the show. That's how you do it. He opens it now. He thinks.

You're gonna go up, it's gonna be you. It's gonna be you and Kelly or Kelly and you. Kelly than me. Why? I honestly, I don't know. I thought it was just all over. Just go up, I'll go first, too, though. I'll go first.

I mean, I'm going up first, so I'm fucking breaking the ice, because I told Louis C. Sousin, why do I have to host? Oh? I was like because I it's my show and I want you to host. Yeah, but why do you have scope? Oh do it? Well, I don't fucking want I want you what about being grateful that you're on my Your Lewis go miss just sounds like out of breath Batman I guess the Joker got away again. No make-ooster. Mike Lawrence is fucking annihilate another show. Welcome back Michael. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? But so now I'm gonna host it because Lewis guilted me somehow.

Hey, I whatever I do whatever you guys want to do. I'm gonna go up first, second, I have to go up. You should come out to the Vince McMahon No Chance in Hell music since you own the festival. What, you're staying the whole night. Did you say have to leave the show? I have to go set up the 10 p.m. show. So you're coming on my show and you're not gonna be around for the show. I will be around for almost all of it. What the fuck?

He's black. He really did just fucking jam himself on my show. I'm coming on your show. I really gotta go first. I gotta go first to be at every festival event. This motherfucker is acting like he owns the point. Are you performing on the 10 o'clock show too? Yeah.

No, but I'm running the festival. I need to make sure it's set up right now. I've got to raise no staff. Are you going on the 10 o'clock show?. Yeah, but I'm running the festival I need to make sure it's set up right now. There is no staff on the 10 o'clock show now I'll be there for the whole thing Question I'm not on the 10 o'clock show The clock show is funny Asians in a tim in a bow tie I'm a critical I'm a Karega Mohoney. I apologize for the inconvenience. My father, my mama, I have to have a via Namu.

A Jersey City is not so far away. It's a way. I'm only doing one spot in the entire, I done the entire fast. The path is not to train. It is your destiny. The path is not a train. It is your destiny It take this bell buckle and find the owner if you could take this drinker ticket from my hand You will be a boat on this show if you can make five people appear in front of a street

Hello Robert Kerry. It is a Craig on the horn. You need to learn how to lie about comics that are on the show. You've named Cook's name, Bill Burr, Louis CK, and then give them Chris Cobra and Calais Fostuca. If we get the 75,000 yen, the world will know of a microtestep for no. Ah, Kitastaka. His name will be written in this talk. I will be able to pay rent at stand for one more year. Ha ha ha ha. We need one more year to see if one.

These rapids jokes won't tell themselves. Please come out. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, rap. Rapids jokes. Please come out. The agents have a word for rape because it's me. There's really pain. You're already exciting. It's called oops. It's called your woman. You don't get a choice. When you can't have children can centrally,

they're not raping exactly. Exactly. That's pretty good. Let me change the camera angle in the last hour. Yes, I have. You can't have children can centrally. They're not raping exactly Let me change the camera angle in the last hour. Yes. I have. Yes. I'm in back as everyone is talking Okay, don't let's first of all watch your fucking tone Gensiggy you fucking tone you showing off in front of your friends. I'm not showing off Ask me ask me ready. God ask me if I've changed the camera. Hey Bobby that. How's this? Ask me. Ask me. Ready? Good. Ask me if I've changed the camera.

Hey, Bobby, you changed the cameras? Yeah, I did. Yeah, but you know, I see how I see it. Hang on one second. I was saying like me. Say it like me. Have you changed the fucking cameras, dude? I'm sorry, yes, I have.

That's double. All right. Anyways. Is that a gold watch, Monroe? No. What is that? What is that? What are you, man? It's a watch. It's a go calculator

watch. I was gonna say, let's say a calculator watch. Did you wear that because Mike Lawrence was on today? You want to go calculator watch? That's where $75 out of the box. They got a. Yeah, we had two guys with Batman t-shirts on it's long. You know what I found? And when we moved, you would have loved this. I have, first of all, these figurines, you have C figurines. But then I found a,

one of a kind, Max Payne, in the box, promotional figurine. Was it a Wallberg Max Payne, or was it a, it was the video game max pain. Oh sweet I was the kid of the 1990s WCW wrestler that's how much pain. Yeah, there was a Yeah, Russell makes folio all the time really yeah, not that guy Yeah, and then I found with I that came with a special edition call a duty

Nogs real n Nog glasses, night vision glasses. That's awesome. That it comes in. It's in fire and it's in fire. When I was moving, I have all this shit because they sent it to me, all this crazy shit. Rock stars, the shit, he's been in Las Los, been here a bunch of times, but he sent me

all this crazy stuff. I love that after this podcast, no one's going to donate to his Kickstarter. No one's gonna go to Jersey, but people are gonna buy Max Payne action figures. Like that's what's gonna get him. Oh, that sound cool. Those are the only things that weren't nice.

Nice. Max Payne is awesome. Well, I think, look, I think everybody should go to the Kickstarter and donate to this because, if you don't do it, who's gonna do it? And I think people need to know about Mike D. Stefano, because Mike was a very,

Mike's a guy that the business really wouldn't have given a shot to him. And he forced his, I'm one of the, there's a lot of guys that I know. This, let's be honest, this guy's that the business, they just will make these people famous no matter what. They will not take no for an answer. There's guys, we all know that keep getting fucking shot after shot after shot,

failure after fail, and they, they will not fucking, you keep going. But then this guy's that have to claw their way to their fucking shot and Mike was one of those guys And in right when it happened right when you go on TV right when he started producing stuff and getting stuff out there He's gone and that was a year of Gradual though might just a fauna and Patry Sonil all passed away in the same year. Well, I remember I was still I was just about I would hate I would hate to die that year. Nobody was nobody there's no benefit. I already spent my money because Todd Lindyre that same year. He even mentioned him. I told Lindyre the year after. I hate God the same year. No, because he was at the year mic

that robber kelly's fear is being a feature in an obituary that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that Mike these the final give it up You guys that was a good show how did Robert Kelly do he got some condolences Give it up for Patrice and Greg and and Mike thanks for mom Robert Kelly my website You He will be missed by few So yeah, I mean Todd Lynn did die that yeah, I mean I told you died later Not so much. No, he died this year. All right. I remember you get a five years before they did a podcast

Only we had access to some sort of device that could bring up the day I have an after that. I actually did I did do it. I was in Montreal and I saw I saw this little fray Black dude walking up your main fowler and I saw I saw this little fray of black dude walking up your mainfowler Ann Monroe's If three your mainfowlers make you hide in one coat it makes one Kevin Barney We see adult movies one please. I looked up and this guy was being walked in with a cane and somebody helping him and it was Todd. I was like oh my god last time I saw you you were

at the seller telling somebody that they stink and you know bustin balls and that was him. That was he was a mean, ordinary motherfucker. I meant him once he was so vicious to me. Yeah. Are you white? He didn't like white counter. Yeah. No, he liked me. Because you don't appear white, man. A peer. Yeah, right now I would have never thought you were white.

I always thought you were like Hispanic. Because he got the boy head and he got better skin than you. And now we know why you're hot. What do you mean better skin? He's pale. Now we know why you're hopeless Gomez so much. Yeah. You look like you could be Hispanic. I really do help Lewis a lot

I saw one of Todd's last sets in Montreal where he talked about almost dying Seriously one of those classic things I've seen I actually have it on video Cuz I don't know for some reason I just felt like are we gonna have to donate to that kickstart? I'm gonna have to donate to that Kickstarter Chris don't spoil how the bid ends Fucking Mike Lawrence sniper Yeah, Mike, have you been like the reason you have it on the show in a long time you are rehearsing? He's like Barry Pepper and Saving Private Ryan in the Bell Tower. He's like, here's your like John Claude Van Damme kickbox.

When he learns how to do this split, when the little choney guy throws the rope. Or any John Claude movie, he learns how to do a split. And this is when you shave, motherfucker. When Todd Lynn died, I put on my Mega Man costume and absorbed his bitterness. You got anger. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Hey, that's a video game reference I get. I know that one.

I used to play mega. Well, so he came in and I walked up to him and he, I was like, hey, and he goes, Bobby, he knew. He knew your voice. And I was like, what the fuck? And we sat down. I have, you go back in the archives of the YKWD, there's one with me way back in the beginning with me in Toddlin, Montreal.

And it was emotional from, I'm actually feeling it now in a weird way. I don't feel people's death when it happens. I feel it later when I think of them. Like a lot of times when I'm driving home alone and I don't think of a tree, so I'll start talking to them because I know I'll go to call them because that's when I usually call a tree. Late at night when I'm driving home from a gig or the seller or whatever, I'd call them or you just shoot the shit.

I remember that night, I remember talking to Todd that day and it was so, you know, to see this guy that people were afraid to go to the table when he was there because he was just I remember I walked up to 12 one day and I go I'm gonna knock you the fuck out. That's it I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I with doing. I'm gonna knock you the fuck out. The next thing you say, we're fighting. And I'm fucking one, I go, I'm one punching you. I was so mad at him, because he just fucking knew, he can knew how to get. And then he just, Bobby, I like you a lot, man. I've always been a fan, I'm sorry.

And he was like, yeah, man, I love you, man. I love you comedy. I respect what you do. I've always been in your corner, even before he was famous. And I was like, why the fuck am I, because I'm I respect what you do. I've always been in your corner, even when you're, you know, before you were famous. And I was like, oh, why the fuck am I, because I'm just fucking around.

I'm like, all right, then. Because you didn't know with him. His tone wasn't, you know, I don't fuck with people I don't like. I don't talk to you. Or I don't know. And the certain comics that I know don't like to get fucked with.

And I don't fuck with them. I just don't do it. I used to and then people would get mad and fucked up and then I was like, I like these guys. I don't want to fuck with you, but Todd will fuck it everybody. And then from that day on we were friends. I got them. I understood them. And then I saw them there and it was so weird to see him couldn't see.

Told me all the shit that happened. This is a guy who two years before that, right? Yeah. Deal, left to deal. Deal, left to fucking deal. They were making him. They had his pilot. He had all these shows.

He had a podcast. I bought his equipment. I bought his podcast equipment. His Raven Raven microphones these shit things that didn't work He took me for two bills at Cox I got two bills You don't think I kept it was the fucking dumb mic stand $10 mic stands two fucking bills That was the thing the night that he was like really mean to me and I never know him or anything I looked him up for about an hour like it was fascinating to me because I wanted like Who was this guy and then I wasn't angry anymore. I just like kind of felt sad.

That just made me sad to see you on a computer in a cafe. So much for good. How can you imagine? Typing an angry black guy in a Google search. So much for guns and black people. How many days? How can you imagine me doing anything but being on a computer? How many search results would angry black guy get? I can imagine you sculpting a monster's face and clay.

It's like that line-o, Richie Fiddy. He's like fucking Richard Dreyfist and closing counters with the mashed potatoes. No, and I saw pictures of how much, you know, how... That's a thing. He was a big dude, but how full he was and then how amaciated he was at the end. And it's weird though. Yeah, it is weird that we did lose him very close to all those guys.

And we don't really remember, but he, you know, again, Patrice O'Neill is comedy elevate his personality elevated them with us. His comedy elevated them with the fans. Mike, this DeFano and Deed himself with us and the same thing Jorado was a great comic Was you know just a great use he was that guy that the business wanted you're gonna make it We don't get comedy centers like fuck you. You're making it. Yeah, he's about the fucking

Well, he was you know, um, and he had a lot of shows and stuff and Opportunities. Yeah, so it sucks.. All these guys are taking in their prime. You know that? I mean, in their fucking prime, think of that. Joraldo, Dastofano, Patrice, Lin, they all got, they all kind of popped with something. That's the 40s are a bunch of silly. Yeah, I think a lot of the great guys in their 40s

is when they really hit it and they're so good. What's the, what's the, what's the, have all that experience and wasn't Joraldo to the stress factor that weekend wasn't he was in I actually covered for him. Yeah, he did one show. I was there and couldn't do the next show. Yeah Yeah, cuz he was yeah, it was like that night. It was a week under I covered from the next week in a club Not that week. I was at the stress factory. I Was at the stress factory like a week. I think the next week. I was at the stress factory like a week. I think the next week I was at the stress factory. He did the Thursday show and then the next one.

So I didn't mean something like that. It was fucking weird man. But is that? I think I covered for him. I think they called me into fill in for Gerardo. But was that your sort of like a, he's some kind of, I've heard some kind of say like it was sort of like a wake up call. And that's when a lot of guys in the 40s, like all of a sudden they started taking better

care of themselves. He held healthy or something. I don't know if there's any truth to that. Well, for trees that I've seen, I've seen a lot of comics like thinner and healthier and stuff like that. I know, I quit smoking to have a baby. And then I quit eating six months ago, eating sugar's a grains because I want to run around with my kid.

Yeah. But it wasn't, I didn't get a, you know what the, I don't, I don't, but see, there was a group of guys that were your peers that would never be able to I'm sure that Was in the back of your mind in some way no, okay? No, I mean when Patrice died I was very selfish about that. I was I He was he was my idol. You know what I mean? That was the guy that Propeled my comedy. He was there's a couple of people that do that.

Very small list. And he was one of them that made me go, I got a work harder. I got a work harder. Yeah. He doesn't have a notebook. This motherfucker doesn't own a notebook. And he just went up and talked about the commercial

with the dog and the cat. And it's like, I saw that. And I never went out. I was too scared. And I don't know where my opinion is. And I just, and now he just went up and went, this motherfucker commercial is fucking, oh god damn it. You're so fucking funny and nonchalant about it.

And, you know, but the thing I miss the most is his philosophy in life because we used to philosophize all the time. And I would call, we talk about decision making and the business and people and how to, you know what I mean? And we talked all the fucking time. And he would answer the phone.

You know, I got a lot of friends that don't answer the phone. Support, you know, my friends. Look, they're my friends, it is what it is. But they don't answer the phone. I don't, they'll call me back in two weeks. And Patrice was never like that. He would answer the phone rang and it was you, he'd pick it up, what's up?

And you'd talk, and if he had a gun, I gotta go on busy, bye. But that's to me, that means the world, that's like shit, not all friends do. Colin does that. Colin is, he didn't have to fucking answer the, when I call, if he's a, he picks up the phone. You know, some guys don't do that.

Patrice is one of those guys. He was the fucking best. And these the final look I was close with, Mike. Mike, I love Mike, but Mike was definitely fucking dope. You know, so I got this thing. You know, these people love me. The people in NBC love me. He always had, I was like, all right, Mike,

I get it, everybody fuck, I said that to him all the time I get it everybody loves you the world you get the world by the fucking gonads Mike that is Mike that his best work between the hours of two and six a.m. because in that time is rape took her nose and then what we're're learning, we're learning in our research and like what I know of him because we bonded at that time. No, you can't learn a lot because you don't have money, but when you get to 75 grams, you're going to research a lot more. When you can open up that fucking CSI unit, we just get our bride people for information.

I give you 50 grand if you let me know what really killed Michael It wasn't the heart he got stabbed He was murdered by Joe Derosa Oliver Stone is directing this documentary Joe Derosa got so angry on stage he stabbed Mike Dude fucking flight attendants See where he stabbed him back into the left. Ah, that's why Joe moved to LA Mike They were instead of them back into the left

That's one magic knife In our research we we've come upon so many people by research. Do you mean Google? No? Plus is $10 thousand dollars for the research We bords Through his life say research again. I'm throwing the Wikipedia doesn't know If someone called someone called him or emailed him or Facebook them It could have been a complete stranger if it was it was two three in the morning He would respond and he would that's why he didn't make it and he would meet that person

And that's why if you if you that look man, you can't be that needy with it Wasn't we've got a we've got a crack research team. It's just a magic eight ball Did he do his best work between two and six? All right guys my source of say no on this sources say no on this having right killed my key And get $75,000 in ask again later Magic a follows broken people calls is they were having you know a burning desire and they and he would meet them A burning station what time are burning does that what time I'm burning this one. What time I said burning deliverable? You know what burning design is. Between two and six am is when most of us,

both of us. What time I said burning diserner? Burned diserner? I was trying to be smart talking to somebody. I was like, you know, I got this burning diserner and they went, what? And I went, nothing. I go, goodbye.

What you meant was burning disjorn out. I gotta get my pizza for yourself. I love that you had the joke and this kind of just stepped on it with your joke He jumped it you've never doing this on my fucking show that you squeezed yourself on Yeah, I mean, you would help a lot of people you helped around the country and he didn't after he died a lot of people Just came out of the world a lot of people don't know So he helped a lot of people but he charged the money for it And he has $75,000 hidden away In a looking for it is in a books. Well, then you don't need the kickstart if you find the money Yeah, he doesn't do we don't we can't

We're asking the code is That's why they need the money to find it so asking your team of Jews to sniff the money I think it's over there That's why they need the money to find it. So asking your team of Jews to sniff the money out. I'm just trying to do it. I think it's over there. That's part of the money for Jews. For research. I'm thinking to help us find a buried treasure that might left behind for everybody.

So what is the Kickstarter? What is the page? If you go to the website, micdestafano.com and you'll see what we're trying to do, what the movie's about, Mike what Mike's message was and And then obviously You know the link to the Kickstarter and the donation. I'm gonna donate $100. Thank you. That's great I want you to pay me $100 for a spot

Listen, you've been asked to perform at that club so many freaking times I love your eyes close when you get happy What do you mean I love you? You're never there dude. I'm never there because I just had a baby I moved I finally you know the cellar comfortable. I don't know. I don't know where to go with them with the stand What is there is here's a thing it isn't I Stand in a hole. I'm a feel like I'm in the way And all the comics know that usually they hang out in the Bar, yeah, it's fun. Yeah, but in the way

You're looking at me like I'm a fucking who you never there cock cuz you're never there I just isn't nice. I think they do they bang comics They're hot now. Yeah, you got some hot wait I'm gonna come in on that but I'm sorry. I like the one from London. Well, you get away I need to get I need to get blown. Can you get me blown? I'm sure that Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.

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Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. The reason why I haven't is because of my life. And here's the thing, it's so funny. I wanted to talk about this after, we're gonna do a break in a second. I just moved in, my life, I had a kid, I saw my place, I say it every week, I saw that I moved, I rent, now we just moved in Sunday to the house.

The new house? The new house. And I'm finally home like I finally It's like a sigh of relief to know that I'm pulling into my driveway that I have to get redone because of the fucking you All truck spun up the fucking gravel now. It's another three fucking do you need but I need somebody to fucking does paving and I'm not paying you $3,000 Lewis don't got a cousin I'm not paying you $3,000. Louis don't got a cousin.

You got to get Italians to do it. They're the best favorites. Well, get me, I need a favor. You could actually just pay it in dead Puerto Ricans. You just put it in the car. Oh, fucking Louis. I have Louis scoped out. This is, you can tell by scobo was raised by fucking two

nice human beings and fucking Louis, the savage wasn't. He literally cost me a grand, this fucking, he literally cost me money. I have a wood table from Fucking West. What is it called West out? Lewis is like I can't pay your dryway, but I could put it in a Camaro There you I don't know if I can give you that one It was funny, but that's why I didn't laugh because okay when they left too hard

I'm doing I'm doing well on the message boards I just bitch at him doing a kimura It's hard. It's hard. It's hard on a human never mind a driveway So I got these fucking guys over there. I got this table from Westown. It's literally a fucking 900 all table It's this big heavy wood chocolate wood table. It's in the garage. It was laid down on the floor in the garage, cement floor, gently when we put it there. I go, all right, so they're helping me scope on him. They go to pick it up. They just drag it. It weighs like 200 pounds. They drag it on the cement, suena con un futuro más allá de los estudios de grado?

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He was, you know, he's fucking high probably. I believe Chris. And he's, you know, dragging it. He fucking drags it. I mean, that's a thousand, that's almost a thousand dollars. I, I, or I gotta spend a day fucking being a refiner, which is never gonna look normal. It's not, I gotta do the whole thing over

because it's never gonna be the same stain. I don't, what the fuck, I'm not a carpenter. Gone, fucking table going. Then he's walking, I got these words. Where are you throwing away? No, I got it, you fucking dirt ball. Oh man, listen, I'm not giving it to you. So, I need it.

We need a table at my fucking dorm that I live in. So, he's walking. He's on his... They do one run with the truck and then they go for a coffee break. One, we just started moving. We loaded the truck one time and they go for a coffee break. Like, we're going back to the where you guys going no no we had lunch

we had lunch we sat in a lunch then they go and have coffee break you don't get lunch and then coffee break you get a coffee break before and then we'll say yes this is a star box awesome star box and he puts that fucking gorilla charm that he has and i'm like all right who really really have charm?

What's that arm? He has something Boom, boom, dude He says he come on, he's gonna love it What is it? It's called manipulation He watched this King Kong and she's like he's like yeah She kind of wanted it the whole time You see that?

Yeah, that's charisma That's fucking not charisma I just wanted to see the three of you move like in black and white to old No, I was like I'm using it I and white to old I was doing a good job and Lewis cuts his hand and he mentally checked out He cuts his hand. I was just a man. That was dangerous. Dropping his furniture and then like Robert waving his arm. You kids boy. Are you on a so mad?

So mad. He's on the phone every two seconds. He knew like a pillow. He moved a pillow. And he moved with pillow. Scobo will go in and out of the house three times. I'd be waiting there for Lewis just staring at the door. He'd come out with a fucking pillow. Took him 18 minutes to go up, grab a pillow and come out. And he's on the phone with other hand.

Then he's walking with this wood. It's this wood table chair thing from West Elm again. It's probably $150 very expensive He's walking out. He puts it on and it falls off the truck because it doesn't put it on and it's cracked right down the middle I go I go you I go you got to get away from my stuff He's like no, no, no, I go you got you're costing me money. You got to stop touching things You're not in rapid that in rap any of the stuff though. You didn't wrap it? You don't wrap any of the stuff though?

You don't have to wrap wood. You wrap everything if it's a wood table. You don't want to distract or anything. No, no, no, you don't wrap a fucking, no you don't. You pick it up and I had the things on the truck. You didn't know about the years long feud between the Ottomans and the Puerto Ricans. Really bad between those two.

You know. These motherfuckers, then he's holding, I swear to God, the universe just took them out of the game. Because my wife took chef knives and wrapped them in paper towels and threw them in a box. I, she was trying to kill somebody, I think. So Lewis just, Allie drops the box. You look, the knives tips

Sticking out of the box. These are chef knives deserve it and he just what What he did to your table? Table that's a thousand. I mean, there's one thing that's a sign. There's one thing for every corner Knives Nice hot one to the chest Yeah, but I felt bad cuz he did it a nice slice across his hand And I put it off it wasn't that bad of a wasn't that bad. He mentally checked out though. He was it was done How deep was the cut?

Over here No stitches no He mentally checked out though. He was he was done. How deep was the cut? Went like over here. Not deep. No, no stitches. No, no, I heard that whenever it snows It's just Lewis's dad and heaven smuggling cocaine I was lose mentally checked out when Bobby asked them to help move Well look I appreciate you guys. Look at me. Muscles. These two guys came up and helped me move on a Sunday, which I

appreciate, especially because I know they're open micros and they work so hard to not get spots on Saturday. Hey, what? Kelly, what didn't see how far? They were just practicing their moving techniques for the next time that they move. No, they really helped me out. They're great. They helped me out last time too scope although he's a fucking worker He goes in he gets the stuff. I'm white. I have a work ethic. Oh

Territors it's fucking true, but if you had hired Mexicans none of that would have happened I tell you who's good as the Arabs. Oh those guys are good last those guys a great movie. If 9-11 taught us anything, they know how to secure a plan. Actually, the best move was I ever had with Asian. Orphidot hijacked a plane with a box cutter. That's pretty fucking ingenuity. It's really to build the planes with one box cutter. It's crazy. It's crazy.

No, motion moat. Motion's movers. Yeah, for everybody. It's like having Lewis here today. What was that? Sammy did radio. Oh, sorry, never listen fucking good looking guy though. He's got fucking great. I'm gonna do it The show as you're performing. Yeah, yeah He's hammer fisting his words into this

What did you say I'm gonna pray that bandana is still on you day. Yeah Yeah, that Ben Dan is on you. Fuck this Ben Dan. I didn't talk over that. Ha ha ha ha. All right, let's take a break real quick. I'm gonna do some reads. Do I have to do anything? Yeah, you gotta do some reads.

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You are listening to proper killies. You know what dude podcast on breakast.com. What's up? We're back back on this coffee bean, a little juice. All right. You guys are talking about the first half of the show, in case you're just jumping in right now. Maybe we should tweet this out again that this is the first half of the show, in case you just jump in in right now, maybe we should tweet this out again, that this is the second half. We talked about Mike D'Stefanos, Kickstarter, doc thing. It's kind of $75 million you're trying to raise. Maybe you should lose a leg on a train or something.

We talked about the Jersey, Jersey City comedy festival that you started, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig. And we're doing our show on April 1st. April Fool's Day of All Days. April Fool's Day. And then we talked about Lewis Gomez breaking on my shit and being a shitec. But I you can't not love him. He's a lovable. Right?

He's a charisma that Chris is a good kid. He's a lovable. Right? He's a good kid. He's a good guy. He's just a fucking cock-shocker. And I have a he just doesn't have manners. He's a good heart. He doesn't have any manners. He's white and poor. But a lot of people don't have a good heart. One of the fans bought a book on manners that I think he's sending to us for K Fawzi, right? No, it's it's Aaron's book What is it mr. Manners Aaron Aaron who's here Aaron Burke? Aaron yeah, Aaron really funny guy wrote a Mr. Manners, oh he bought it. Oh shit. Okay, forget it then I thought one of the fans bought a book on manners for Lewis

So he was gonna we could teach him that'd be great But anyway, Aaron just has to write his book in Spanish and then it'll be fine. I don't think Lewis knows Spanish Yeah, he doesn't know Spanish. He's not what that's just so fucking sad Isn't doesn't have to be accurate, but It makes me sad that he wouldn't know in Spanish if his dad lived What struck the other Spanish And watch out for that knife I believe that racism thrives on inaccuracy actually

Fucking radio voice you got a great voice. Oh, thank you So now every every time every time Craig talks It sounds like he's about to introduce a who bestang song Coming up next Amber welcome Amber to stage two What's wrong Mike you just panicked. I'm okay. We just looked to the left and had a shock face up You just see a ghost What the fuck just happened to you, dude?

Is the med as your meds wearing out? I don't take meds. Oh, thank God. Well, I wanted to talk about is this fucking is bugging me that's it's kind of devastating. It's very very fucking. I don't know what to do. What's wrong? Come on later, man. Fucking Batman's gonna be ruined by with Benaflack and the new suit. I'm here for like, when he's fighting Superman. I look, here's the thing. I almost feel like it's an honor that this happened many months ago and you waited to have me. Well, I mean, I, it's true. He can't fight Superman. They can't exist in the same world on a movie

They're doing they did that did try to do the dark night returns shit where he has a super soon I just think it's too like I and as a comic we hate fucking here like I hate it's too soon They fucking dark night It feels like it feels like a road comic who's bombing five minutes in and he does his closure. Like he already takes out the guitar and he's like, you guys ready to get wasted. Yeah, it's like this desperate, you know, man. I mean, I think this is my thought on the whole thing is that you have to look at show business and it as a business and

Ben Affleck made a lot of money and a lot of acclaim from Warner Brothers with Argo and He has kids now and I think that he is doing this for his kids He's got the keys of the castle. He gets to make what he wants. He's I want to be Batman I want my kids to see one of my movies. That's it Well, it's also I mean Warner Brothers asked him It wasn't like he went did it But I think it's just who's man of steel ended it was he was Superman for a fucking day at the end of that movie And they're already bringing Batman into the sequel. How about like let him be Superman for a little while longer

And we also just had Nolan and bail and that freaking Tremendous trilogy movies. If you batman in a world where you already have superman uh... then that means batman's an asshole because he didn't do anything in the first film to save anybody he let the scriptonians attack and didn't do shit right he's like all week till it's contractually my time for what the fuck was he going to do listen here's the close. Here's how that movie goes.

Zod, right? Smash is his dumb motorcycle with him in it. And then this fuck cat woman, and it comes out of throat and throw a tree. That's where you're wrong, Robert. If Batman was in Managedeel, that movie would have been over halfway through it. He would have figured it out and just shut the whole thing out.

Yeah, there's two different Batman's. There's solo Batman who goes up against homeless people and show time kids. Yeah, you know, he, he's not, you know, the, he's the smartest guy in that world, but they'd make everyone else dumb. Then there's justice league Batman, DC universe Batman, where he interacts with everyone and he's a fucking God. Really? Yeah. He's always the smartest guy

And Batman goes up against fucking dark side on apocalypse and it's like taking it as just a normal guy Yeah, and finds a way to beat him. Yeah, there's two different. So this is gonna be justice league Batman Yeah, and that's what makes it even better than its app like no, no, no This is the Batman who has a plan and yeah grant Morrison in 1997. Yeah, we don't introduce into the wormhole here Yeah, you asked for it Introduce I love the more I care about something the less funny. I am but He's fucking white people with his superheroes. I come to superheroes don't come to my town.

Motherfuckers beat talking about heroes and shit. Hey, you got Johnny Storm in the Fantastic Four now. Oh, that Johnny Storm in the Fantastic Four is black. He's black, black, black. He's black, black, black. He's black, black, black. He's black, black, black. He's black, black, black.

He's black, black, black. He's black, black, black. He's black, black, black. He's black, black. He's black. by the Kate Mara. Yeah, who's white My sister's adopted a Electro yeah, Jamie Foxx plan of let's go on the spot a man, but a let's go was not black I love people with powers who can burn you are being being played by black Yeah, they just never they never got turned off.

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So he has a story with Howard Porter Howard Porter I love the show. I would put it. He drew it New World Order issues one through four and this basically introduces bat god into the DC universe He fucking beats the hyper clamp which are these aliens fucking you know and they beat the whole justice league and then Batman figures it out finds out their weakness is fire and is a fucking boss and then from now on that's kind of who Batman is in the DC okay so so Mike how do you do that research right yes but I mean I think he raised $75,000 if you guys could help it would be really beneficial to me.

We need money. I could continue my research into fire. I think fire is what keeps them out. Big kickstarter is what I use and also spikely, even though he hates white people, he's fine with taking their money. Okay, here's the deal. Okay, so benefit is playing super batman, God their money. Okay, here's the deal. Okay, so Benafleck is playing Super Batman, God Batman. Yeah, which makes even worse.

As a Boston guy, you should have been, you know, because now we've got a Batman for Southeast. I'm not happy with it because he did, he already did one. And it was terrible. The worst devil saw this. If don't have before. He plays four dreams while. Hang on one second, let's not be too harsh on the,

dear devil, It's a blind Super that is the most offensive thing you've said in your I wish you were my dad so I could hate you two ways at the same time Fuck you I wish your last name was Gomez Fuck you. I wish your last name was Gomez. You're a devil and race started off with that. You really hit a fucking button with that one. Michael, listen.

What was it? Monro, seven months, eight months, motherfucker. Fucking out in the G. The only good no is cut to a score, Bobby. What gear devil did though? It introduced John Favreau to the Marvel Universe and got Iron Man. Okay, let's bring up Iron Man. I have a fucking big bone to pick with Iron Man. I am fucking sick I'm the second one. No fuck you the second one this first one was the shit. How many seconds? Let me finish this Let me let me finish this all right the first one was

Unbelievable. Yeah, second one was good not as good as the first, but I didn't think it was as bad. The third one This these motherfuckers She fucking got lit on fire and her clothes didn't her clothes were not super hero They didn't have white didn't have chemical didn't have chemicals when chemicals. When what's her name? With Potsro? What's her name? Pepper Pots Falls. She's one of those guys.

I get it. She can live. But you close? Oh, it's fucking terrible. You just wanted to be taken. It's the fact that you just made 19 Iron Man fly in different, and you didn't fucking come up with a, a, a, a clothes to, to why her you didn't fucking come up with a Close to to why her closed in that that mandarin switch made me so that was the worst thing in any moment My wife who doesn't give a fuck about these movies was like nice in the movie went

I fucking hate this movie you know why because if you're gonna do a bait in switch then what your Exchanging has to be better than what you promised. And it was Guy Pierce breathing fire. That's what it was. Tattoo's. Yeah, yeah. Because he was stood up on New Year's Eve. Tony, we had plants together. But he wanted to bang when it popped. Yeah, but also too. Yeah, dude, you shoot your ugly and fucked up teeth, your breast smelled. Yeah, you look creepy. You're the fuck's gonna meet you on the roof, you fucking moron. Have you been to Williamsburg?

That's a lot of. I mean, and that's- Have you seen Mike Lawrence? Oh! I don't think that, Mike. That's Mike. I would be very handsome man. Mike, I would be you on a roof.

I'm seeing pictures, Mike, you're very handsome guy. Chris, I'm awaiting my sympathy spot. I mean, dude, but isn't that- Did that not infuriate you? pictures might get very handsome guy Chris I'm awaiting my sympathy spot I mean, but it doesn't that did that not infuriate you the whole thing did this is what it's my thing I don't give a fuck about Accuracy accuracy so much in these movies as much as I do that they're good movies and people love these characters You know this with the same amount of love that that I I do. And when they're misrepresented, like, daredevil fucking kills a dude in the first 10 minutes of daredevil, that's not daredevil. That is a basic conceit of the character that he doesn't fucking murder dudes and then make sea-trained puns.

Batman murder. Three puns. Is that what, I didn't even watch that movie so it happens. But yeah, yeah, yeah, he definitely does kill it. Okay, I wish Will's events was here, because he's a psycho with this stuff too. I actually enjoyed Iron Man 3. I like Shane Black's movies.

Are you a fucking... How the fuck could you, you motherfucker? I wish you were my dad so I could hate you twice. I imagine, I imagine. I imagine so Vince loves Daredevil because it was the only movie playing in Haiti for like two years. I thought I would blow up. When movie playing in Haiti for like two years. I thought I'm gonna blow up.

Brooks don't blow up. I am all fucking screens. They sent them Iron Man t-shirts. Iron Man 3 is ridiculous. They sent them green lantern t-shirts. It's the failing teams. I like the Iron Man 3 because it's showcase Tony Stark's being a hero and not Iron Man. There you go. That's why I like that. I was I say it was great if it was called Tony Stark three.

Yeah, that doesn't make sense. I'm not there. See fucking Tony. So I'm saying it's here. A new version of the fucking thing that has different missiles. So so when he goes into one off, I need that little line of laser beams and then at the first of all How great was the Mandarin how great it they took one of the greatest actors of our generation Yeah, one of the greatest villains I can't be a war winner. Yeah all times this guy is the get if you're gonna get a villain and you did it and then you fucking switched him into some pandering fucking junkie And then you fuck me because you showed me how small he is in real life

Because you put him up against regular people and he's this little tiny girl Yeah, he's a little girl now. I'll never see a movie doesn't get you think Ben Kingsley was tall before that And fucking uh Gandhi no not that one the one words that you fucking I'll never see a movie doesn't get you think Ben Kingsley was tall before them in fucking Gandhi no not that one the one words that you fucking Sexy beast the best performance of a villain of all time you took the the villain from sexy beast He's for them in a fucking movie and you put him in the last Trit the last one of the trilogy and you fucking made him a piece of shit And then at the end when they've been the close when she came out of the trilogy and you fucking made him a piece of shit. And then at the end, when the clothes,

when she came out of that fire and her fucking titties weren't out, they could have just cut, here's what they could have done. The bra. This is what they know. They cut to her being naked, okay? And they show one ass shot at, which we deserve at this point with when it's career,

we deserve a fucking ass shot at least. It wouldn't even been her. That was me, see you. It doesn't even matter. I want to know what the cold play guys get in, you know? Yeah, no wait, that's not, is that a husband? Yeah, yeah. Because even in the Hulk, even in the Hulk on Avengers,

they explain it, he was naked. When he was in the rubble, he was naked, and they didn't show his cock, but he was naked Because he's a shrink though. I always wanted it was like a massive cock was it a shrink up because out of muscle I don't know. I mean, I don't know. What is the what is the deal? Yeah, what is home? I bet then they didn't think it would be a bigger dick I'm a say I mean the thing you don't see the balls in the pants I mean, you don't see the ball in the pants. I'm like, I'm going to get the cock theory on hook. Oh, it's cock.

Yeah, listen. I mean, everyone back then had the fucking underpants and the, you know, shorts and shit. Like, they would have giant month. There was a dragon named Fing Fing Fum, which sounds more racist than the Asian act out I did for five minutes. Having fun.

And he literally had fucking pants. He was an ancient dragon from like beneath the sea and he had fucking under they all had underwear Okay, now the hog black is here black slaves the whole Because he doesn't have a real villain his only villain is the government What do you mean he has a bomb a nation he has the leader he has a man he has the UFOs all made He has a bomb a nation he has the leader he has a Superman he has the UFOs All made by the fucking government they all created them the Fapt of the whole

He has the bybeasts I'm not gonna do another fight with you so Shut up Shut up Fuck off I love you man All those were created to stop Yeah black people can never say you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

It's like you wouldn't like me at any time at all Look the hock of the lights Christ If the hock of the lights You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. It's like you wouldn't like me at any time at all And it would have been a mother-fucker in there you like me motherfuckin Because all they have is when Tyler Perry mor the black home That's it. There you go. So so do you think I look you know you're How you doing? Do you think black old black actors women actors have pissed at Tyler Perry because they're losing all the roles? This is not the outcome. Everyone got on Jared leto. It's like why isn't a transgender playing this role? Why is Jared the place? You don't hear old black women bitching about fucking,

because they're very, because Matthew, they don't wanna fucking bother Matthew and Ghani, propositioning for head for $50 in Australia. They don't know all of the food. They don't know daddy, I'll suck your dick, Matty. Think of all the food Tyler Perry is not the head of S. up at the Mercus's mouth. All right, all right, everybody's talking over, buddy.

We're gonna settle down a little bit. Me too. I wanna ask you a serious I, is everybody's talking over, buddy. We're gonna settle down a little bit. Me too. Um, I, I want to ask you a serious question. You know, the show gets really whipped up when everybody's just, I look at your face and everybody's like, I got one, I got one. Except for Chris. He got his Italian slip and slouch.

You know, I'm fucking hate those square toe soft, more proud. He's not comfortable. He's like, well, you guys are so mad about the Hulk. He's a nice again. Square toe Soft more promise Comfortable he's like why you guys are so mad about the whole He's like his granddad dad and no shoes It's not Tying slip and slide you Let's you know he's a guy in charge of shit No, he's got no they got no grip

I don't know grip He's not running like you He doesn't have to always be on the go I gotta run to my interviews He's not working in the kitchen. What interview? Listen it's weird for Monroe to see someone with shoes and no they won't be murdered for them Sneakers they're not shoes black people don't murder for shoes I'm sorry the Florida folks out in me sometimes there's not an air for a logo for Riteon Let me ask you a question Michael now we got Batman coming in why is he gonna how what first of all?

Why is he fighting Superman and second of all? How is he gonna fight the man is the is is is is suit made of They've been a reporter. It's made of oh, it's a talk to me. Okay. Well is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is for years there's all these, you know, fucking covers of them playing baseball together. Yeah, it's very gay, but yeah, they got each other, they fucked Robin together. Like, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were best friends for literally, I'm gonna say 45 years. Then the dark night returns happens. Frank Miller, 1986. And that's when Superman and Batman really fight for the first time. And there's this panel where, you know, he's like, Bruce goes, like, I want you to know Clark. I did this to you. And ever since then, anytime they meet, it's always hello, Bruce.

Hello, Clark, and they hate each other. And everyone's trying to ape that one fucking moment again. And, and, and it sells. What are they pop? What are they fight over? What could they possibly fight over? I think what Frank Miller did is he took the, the two differences inherent in the characters is that like, you know, Batman's a darker guy and Superman's more of the boy scout and sort of played that up.

It's the city guy and the farm guy. Yeah, basically. And it, and it's like in your darkest moments, Clark, I want you to remember the one man who beat you. Yeah, exactly. And that moment kind of really did change their relations I think it was a great single story. Yeah, and it just became canon and now everyone does that I think what happened was Manip Steele did well. It didn't do exactly what they wanted and now they're like we need the fucking money

So they're putting Wonder Woman in this the who's Wonder Woman? Gal Gadot from the fast movies desperate which ones that uh... the one with the little titties she's is really the only really

she's hot she's hot hot give me a fucking picture and here's what i think is going to happen in manistial picture uh... the the sequel is that you manage to basically that you had superman and

like this alien being come down in these aliens and they level the city And so what it's it's one of supermans well, they're aliens I think I think I'll get it to that but I want to hear this but I'm gonna talk I do want to talk what I think the sequel is gonna Bees you're gonna have been aflux as a retired semi retired Batman come at he sees this alien come to earth level Half of a trapless in a fight and he's gonna sort of come out of retirement is like I gotta deal with this shit now. I think that's where it's gonna come is like this guy. He might be here to help but he's also a danger because

10,000 people died at the end of the month. Jesse Eisenberg is like Southor. Yeah social network. That's weird. Are you shit? That's your thing. Yeah, that's your thing.

Yeah, I'm gonna defend that choice. I think it makes perfect sense. Of course you know because he's a. Are you shit? That's good. Squid the I'd fuck. And you know what? I'm gonna defend that choice. I think it makes perfect sense. Of course you hope because he's a nerd and you defend nerd. No, no, no, because in the old days, a billionaire was an old bald fucking evil dude, you know, daddy war bucks guy. Who are the billionaires now? The f**king twerps. And Lex Luthor is supposed to be a genius. He is a nerd. He's a scientist. I mean, Mark okay. I'm okay with the one-of-a-woman choice

Because she's so hot I'm in with the fucking Zuckerberg guy whatever's the reason Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire and so's like Sluthor that's who's evil now these fucking calm motherfuckers Okay, so here's a deal. I that makes sense to me. Okay. I'll buy that you switch me a list You switch me on that. You switch me on that. I think she's smoking harder. Tiddy's a little small, but hopefully the bus is not small. Now she's really, she's really, she's really, she's really, she's really, she's really,

I should be wearing a boostier. Now, one to woman, here we go. I'm in a Swiss pool, boostier. You asked me when I thought of the Superman one. I like the movie. People complain about why couldn't he fight a tornado and save his dad. I know why he didn't he was his father didn't want his father's biggest fear was that people would find out about him too soon

And take him away because he knows what the government and what people do Frankenstein He didn't want his kid but let's be a Frankenstein and he was like look this is my life. I was gonna die here Okay, this is my death You I was going to die here. Okay, this is my death. You not now. And he made him stop. And he shouldn't have. They should have, but they had to kill the father, right? Yeah, they had to. They had to kill them bullshit. But in the complete white. Why would they hurt Mike on this? So I'm with you on this one, Bobby. Okay, so here's here's the problem the story of Superman I'll tell you the problem you don't agree with me. Yeah, okay, no, but the story of Superman is that he's supposed to come to earth

Yep, and earth is supposed to make him a better person and a hero Despite his shitty immigrant past right? America that is the story his shitty immigrant past. Right? You know, America, that is the story. Oh, they go, Seagull and Schuster were fucking Cleveland Jews who that's the story of Superman. And the problem with the movie is they make

the fucking earth people dick bags, fucking podcasts like maybe you shouldn't save these kids. Podcasts like, you know what, I don't love my wife. I'll go fuck this tornado instead. Like what kind of piece of shit does that? And then, and then what happens is he doesn't get the costume until he finds his original heritage. Fucking, Jarelle was basically clippy from Microsoft Word

in this movie, just explaining in a tutorial, this is how you fly, this is how you use your powers, this is why you should be a hero. And that is completely diametrically opposed to what the point of the story is why you should be a hero. And that is completely diametrically opposed to what the point of the story is that earth makes him better. His fucking parents is adopted parents make him Superman. They're the ones who teach him good. They tell him to save people. And despite the cold alien place that he came from, he's a better person because of us. And this movie completely says, fuck you to that.

Earth's the shitty place. You can destroy buildings and kill people. Right. You have to find this fucking ship that's been there 18,000 years for whatever reason. And that's why you're a hero. What about the building screen demolished at the end? What about all that kids? That's not a hero.

That's not a superhero. So him killing all those people. I think it's... That was 9-11. That was 9-11. That was like the end was 9-11 times 9-11. The end of the Avengers I could buy because it was these monsters and blah, blah, blah. But there was a lot of repercussions. They got into trouble. Bad things. But there was no product placement in the battle scenes in the Avengers and in this, he's knocking them through an eye hop, he's not, yeah. I don't even think he's listening anymore.

He's in this movie. The Avengers went out of their way to contain the damage and to save people. See, as far as CS does exist, I just got an awesome fridge with soda water built in. Woo! Just don't let Gomez move it. That's awesome.

Remember that scene when Captain America tells the cops all right you go there and take care of this. There's no scene like that in Man of Steel. But no you mean they also only destroy Grand Central Station. That's all area. Yeah. Yeah. That was Cleveland by the way. Yeah. On the bridge that was Grand Central. No dummy. That was shot. They shot those streets. All of it was in Cleveland. The ground sensor. Yeah, that's called the movie. And so there's a thorough,

yeah, those look like real monsters to you. As well, but there's don't exist. But there's a third of the wormhole above New York. What did you do on the break? Did you go pop a fucking lude with the capadillo? My ex all fired up, but there is a complete thorough line in Man of Steel that because of the shitty adopted I'm a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little Fucking chubby guy with a beard can make me change my mind in two seconds. Chubby? Yeah, you got to look at that. I'm not fat.

That's what chubby is. Come on. That's to you. That's what you're reportedly eating something. That's a physique of a man happy and in love. Yeah, see now. No, no, but the thing is, in a world of cynicism, where fucking people are on their cell phones all the time, where people don't love each other

Where people are fucking horrible and awful pieces of shit. Hey, man. That's when we need Superman. We need the fucking good guy in this movie with cynical and mean and disgusting. This, this is the kind, Superman in this movie is the kind of guy who will heckle you during your set and say he's helping you out, bro. Fuck that guy. So what are we gonna, wow. Jesus Christ.

Jesus is involved. He's not even looking at anybody. He's looking down the table. I know. I don't want to raise kids in a world where this is their Superman because it shows me there's no one. So what are we gonna do with this movie?

Are you in on this movie? This new movie was Superman and Batman fight because they're using the same Superman, correct? Yeah, I'm okay. All right, thought which I thought was the best choice since Reeves I thought he was great it wasn't great movie he was a good superman he was a good choice no pounds with his way better than the other suit yeah he looked like Superman but I mean I just don't I just don't like what the what it says about the world that we live in and and I and I think that you sometimes have to look at art and think that, you know?

Yeah. Like, I think this about comedy, every fucking generation gets the comedy it deserves, you know? So our generation deserves a mediocre comedy. Shit. You get all like the mean spirited where it's like fucking blonde hair white guys just shitting on people and getting no Come up and that's what we deserve who's that Damn like look at top point. Oh where he's just making fun of poor people getting hurt the whole time That's weird. That's where do you say that you know? I don't watch that I don't want to comedy

I don't now that I had a kid. I don't know what happened But I watched some of these little videos and I'm like ah The little kid just fucking what what the fuck are you laughing for? Yeah. You know, but some of the shit makes me, I love that there's not job on a fucking bar with the skateboarder. But I think that's what it's called,

fat, fat, fiver. Here's head crack on the feet. Good, you shouldn't be doing that. It's a public place. Like there's two types of like ruling comedy that I've gotten popular in the last few years. The kind like that where it's just a Fucking rich white guy who's shitting on people that are beneath them and they never get to fight back or

Comedy that has no point like Ellen hosting the Oscars was anti-comedy But that's in a world where people get so PC and offended. Did you see where she just buys rich people pizza? That was a bit someone got paid to write that and thought that was funny. You didn't think that was cool though. Let me see. I think it was cool. You didn't think it was cool to see Harrison Ford hungry. Like legitimately go when they what he wanted the pizza. They walked by him and he went, whoa, motherfucker. I'm hungry. But you know, none of them really ate it. Nobody see Harrison Ford fucking none of them really aided it. Nobody see Harrison Ford fucking a

It's because nobody's seen her sucks. Nobody's seen Harrison Ford hungry since American graffiti. Yeah You really have to be on my show You just switch to the 10 what you equipped you bartender He's that was pizza the HUD and he was getting Oh my god, you that was pizza the hot and he was getting revenge oh my god you that was even worse you did that's not the same movie oh but I mean you did you genuinely thought that was funny the pizza bit I didn't think it was funny but I thought Alan came out and her jokes

were good I thought the one about the if if things could have like 12 years slave to win and if it doesn't we're all racist that was funny I thought there was she's I think I was a great comedian well look hosting the Oscars is the motherfucker as when you're a comic it's the motherfucker so rock did it with the meds you know and he got and he got blasted for it yeah yeah so and has he hasn't done a movie a shitty movie since he's grown up too. Come on. That was Adam Zalla Um, they all got Maserati's how great is that except for Colin what the fuck's that? Anyways, come on, Sandler get you shit together

Give the ones that need you know what fucking those three bald guys already have fucking Maserati I'm so rock driving this Maserati like a month ago in the in the village. Yeah, yeah So um, All right. Well, listen, I'm interested to see it. I'm also interested in They're gonna do another Avengers movie. Yeah. I think I think I think Captain America Went to soldier looks awesome. Yeah, Guardians of Galaxi looks fantastic. What's that? Oh, watch that trailer. What is it? Awesome. It's coming out in August. What's that? I know what that trailer is. What is it? It's coming out in August. What's it about?

It's a bunch of like, it's more like a sci-fi, but a bunch of the space heroes get together. You know Thanos from the last movie. Yeah. So I think that like, it's gonna lead towards that. Okay, and then we have Star Wars too, it's happening again, correct? Yeah.

And who's gonna be in that? Nobody knows yet. Except apparently Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill are all going to be back for it as older version. Is it, uh, is it, what is it? The, how are they going to be in there? It's just going to be Harrison. Nobody, they haven't said for three hours. I need this. They haven't said shit about it, except that it's coming out in like in two years. You know, I just wish they wouldn't do it. I wish they'd let it go because we're so bond beyond that now.

We're in after the Avengers, after now, all these movies are so amazing and the action. So the special effects at every the story lines, I think, I think we've grown out of Star Wars. You know, you know why Iron Man, because we were talking about Iron Man. You know why Iron Man was great and most of them aren't, because they made a good movie first right

You know it was angered by a fantastic performance where a guy was fighting for his career gave a fucking shit Yes, because that year was like it was yeah Robert Downey Yeah, yeah, and then and then a few months later he had Mickey working the wrestler Yeah, and it's like you saw both these guys fucking fighting and then by the time Ironman 2 comes out and they're both in it together They're already comfortable again, and there's not that desperation that you need to fucking steal the show. You played Tony Stark a lot darker the first one. Yeah, he did.

He was a flawed character. And you cared about him. When he was in the fucking home vehicle and what are you doing, Gangs? I was, no, no, I'm kidding, throw it up. Yeah. He's just so quick and funny and that's him. Right. But that's the thing with sequels too.

It's like if you look at like the first pirates at the Caribbean, Johnny Depp is phenomenal as Jack Sparrow. You don't want to see that again. It's not, it's like people were like, what if there was a beetle juice sequel? Beetle juice would not be as fun the second time. No, but what about what? When Hannibal Lecter came back by Anthony Hopkins, you're like, yeah, there's something magical about that first time and not knowing. Yeah, this is like knowing this is like Bill Murray keeps saying no to Ghostbusters

three because he knows that it's Aaron Riemann said no also how they're gonna do are they gonna do another Iron Man is that what they're gonna do I think it's done I think it's done it's done so is it cat he's just gonna come back for the Avengers I think I think it's contracts up after that movie to another like Hawk or whatever or I don't know about that Ant-Man is definitely coming out which I'm very excited about Directed by Edgar Wright who did Sean of the dead and hot fuzz Amazing so it's gonna be the world's end that was a great fucking It was a great was amazing. So why do I love those three those three fucking idiots?

Because I know this for but I like the three really made me fucking laugh So it's a did too. They're just great and I love British humor. I really do. I love it Did you ever see space? What's that? That's their show that they made before they got no? No, no, I'm not on Netflix anymore. How about hulu plus commas? I'm not really possibly I would go to hulu plus not on Netflix anyway? How about Hulu plus dot com is it on that possibly I would go to Hulu plus dot com and check All right, we got a wrap is I get literally talk about this forever. I'm gonna have you back on and we're gonna do a Comic book thing that a great man you guys will go into that we'll do a whole show on comic books But we're all how you doing you're biting your thumb like a kid you're right good

I'm always a good just went down what the fuck happened? Oh, he's do that man. What do you mean? I always bought my nails and stuff. Look at that. Did you go outside and get high? Did you go outside and get high? I don't get high, man Dude you're talking a little weird Did you have a beer what yes? But I'm fine. That was like drinking water. You just you're just kind of being adorable right now I don't know. I don't know. It's weird. You're not a pinch of being adorable right now. I don't know it's weird You're not a pinch of cheese did I also change your mind on daredevil Tell you on daredevil I it was a sucky movie it was terrible, but here's a thing electress stunt

Electro on my birthday after being dumped on a out of a five-year relationship In hang yourself that's my fucking yeah, dude, dude bullseye the world. Oh that They made a my wrist top of the morning tell you fucking stinks Introduce him to house of pain Color I don't think he's a good actor. See in Bruce. In Bruce. He's good at acting. I don't think he was good in that Mary,

he was good in that Mary Poppins movie too. What? I saw it. He was good right? I don't know what he was saying. He was a good actor. Saving Mr. Banks, he was very good in this. He's the best movie about dad issues

that you don't think is gonna be about dad issues. And then like total recall. That's all it is his dad issues. But it also gives you behind the scenes, not accurately of this lady and Mary Poppins and how hard it was to make it. I mean, you know, he was like, you wanna go walk around Disney World with Walt Disney?

She's like, no, he's like, you know, you're just, you know what I'm saying, you? You get to make a movie about Disney by Disney. Cause you know, they edited out all the Yeah, didn't he didn't he hate yeah fucking No, yeah, that's really not true actually. What are you fucking Walt Disney? I went in I studied animation for

And dopey and grumpy We're gonna end on that you You guys, thank you so much. Plug the site one more time. It's Mike, this is the phono.com. And you can find that all the information there and it'll get you to the Kickstarter. Please go to the Kickstarter, go to the website, donate a dollar, $5, $100, $500.

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so these guys can get Maserati's. What do you got? My friend. Munner, just, Munneramartoncomity.com, going there, I got a lot of dates. I'm at the stand a lot. What's it? That's it. Jesus.

I'm going to a lot of stuff, but we have five followers on Twitter. Promote yourself. God damn it. I don't know. All right. Good bye. Thanks for coming back, buddy. What do you got, Craig? Well, we got the Jersey City Comedy Festival. People first, make sure you come down, you're on the show.

Louis Gomez, Dan Soda, Joe Lists, Kelly Fistuka. I'm all around, I've breathed to so many people. Chris Scopo and myself. Yeah, and that's jacicomityfestival.com. You can follow me on Twitter, Craig Mahoney, and we're looking for artists. We're doing a big group art show. It's an art tribute to comedy.

Draw paintings, comedians, whatever. So if you're an artist listening go to JC comedy festival.com You can submit to that awesome. What do you got there Mike at the Mike Lawrence on Twitter? Mike Lawrence comedy dot com. I'll be on comedy essentials at midnight again on March 25th I love doing that show. What is it? That's a great. It's a Chris hardwake It's that you make fun of the internet. That's a great show. It's Chris Hardwick. It's that you make fun of the internet. It's a game show. It's fucking hilarious. Is it poor?

Why people make fun of rich people? Ha ha ha ha. No, it's poor white people making fun of poor white people. OK, that's better. The logo is a snaking itself. Ah ha ha ha. And I'll be at Moon Tower Comedy Festival April 23rd through the 20th I heard that's a great festival. I did South by Southwest two years so I'll never be invited there

or it's my comedy is not good enough for them but have fun out there make you thanks coming on both of you guys I mean one of you more than others not kidding dude you guys are great thanks have me on what do you guys show up on just follow me on Twitter at Chris Scopo. Yeah, how many? Are you getting followers? I'm getting more followers, yeah. I got up really fast and then I'm kind of leveling out now.

Seven, he's at seven. Retweet, retweet, follow Friday. What do the fuck you do for Chris Scopo? You guys are greatest fans out there. I really appreciate it. Last night's show was packed up at the Rye Cast. My wife hates me show. You guys are greatest fans out there. I really appreciate it last night's show was packed up at the riot cast My wife hates me show you guys support us. It was amazing. It was amazing night Make sure you look out for that and thank you so much hang on one second

Come see Bobby at the stand soon Come see me at the stand and while we're at the comby sell a few comby sell it uh... at the sand sometime maybe uh... but you guys are the best thanks a lot for our list of the uh... let's do my dates uh... march twenty nine well that i don't know what this is coming up just go to robbercale live dot com i'm in jersey

candidate for what i'm in canada for the whole month of april would do an April first would do in the show at the Jersey comedy festival. I'm in Tampa, Florida doing the roast for cow head. And the Wilbur. Yeah, the Wilbur. I'm doing a really great date at the Harris comedy with Nick DePolo, me and Nick DePolo, in Atlantic City at the Harris. So go to the website for that. So check robbercowleylive.com, follow me on Twitter, you guys are the best thanks for listening.

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