Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Aardvark Aardvark Aardvark

Episode Date: May 6, 2019

Bobby and and Justin delve into the magical world of Dante Nero! From fencing duels to unicycle dreams to his Brooklyn Legend dad! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Thank God. TG Bobby's back. That was a weekend. That was a week. The weekend was great. Here comes the coffees. Weekend was fucking great. Let's get through this to it.

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doing the podcast you guys love. Comedy, celarvegas, Mike, I'm there when. At the end of May. And May I'm there. I'm excited. This week I'm working in levity life. This weekend is great. And I just did, yeah, uh, Mohican Suns.

Yeah. Oh, my Hican Sun was great. Levity live, I haven't been back to levity live in a long time. So I'm going back there for, uh, Thursday, uh, Mohican Suns. Oh, yeah. Oh, Mohican Sun was great. Leverly live. I haven't been back to Leverly live in a long time. So I'm going back there for Thursday, Friday, Saturday. It's fucking eight minutes away from my house, which I love. Awesome. But if I go at the wrong time over the tap and zero,

be seven hours. So I got to make sure, even on the new bridge. And then we're at the comedy. On what is that? Comedy at the Carlson. Oh, comedy at the Carl's oh comedy on the Carlson is that the week after yeah and then I do the tiger room and for in the Fort Wayne and we had to switch Saturday night is not at the black circle I believe which one do we have to yet the Indianapolis room I am doing the helium comedy club. Oh nice.

We had to switch. The other room double booked a band. They fucked us at the black circle of brewing company. Yeah, helium. We're doing helium on that night. So make sure you change that. I got to tell me, will you text on? You know, don't text her until I change that.

That'll be changed. So comedy, celavegas, and then of course, I'm an L.A. baby. Yep. And L.A. The lodge. The lodge one night, one night only. And then I'm the fuck out. Yep.

Are you gonna go do it? No. Are you gonna come out now? Are you gonna stop it? No. You should go down to I'm not doing it. I'm not fucking doing it. I'm going L.A.

I'm going to fucking L.A. You guys, when you come to the West Coast, Bob, dude, when you come, I'm going to fucking do it. I'm going LA. I'm going to fucking LA. You guys gonna ask when you coming to West Coast, Bob? Dude, when are you dude? When are you coming? I'm coming. I'm coming. One night, one night only. Get your tickets now.

Right here at the large room Highland Park. But do RobacaleLive.com. Man, Instagram for all of the Instagram at YKWDude. Yeah, fuck that. Follow me. Robacale live. No kidding. Follow him, follow him. Follow him, follow him at YKW dude. Yeah, fuck that. Follow me. Robert Kelly live. No kidding. Follow him. Follow him. All right, dude. Yes. I was that Mohican son this weekend. Let's, uh, what's up?

We have a Patreon shout out. Oh, yes. Who is it? I love you guys. Oh, Bones burger. Paul Hansberger. Thank you so much. I fucking love you, dude. Patreon.com sucks. Robert Kelly. Thanks for coming to remember. Thanks for being a super fucking ultimate dude. We got three levels. We got the one dollar level. I get it. If you can do it, but if you do one dollar, you can do five. You buy me a cup of coffee. You're supporting this whole fucking

crew. Let's get it going. All right. If you're not a member, just become a member. And forget about it. Just you'll never see it on your credit card. Just let it slide.. Don't be greedy. If you're, I've been doing this for 10 years before everybody. So get on it. If you like a podcast, it's cousin me, right, Mike? Yes. I didn't ask you. I would never ask you to lie. Yes. Anyways, there you go. So thanks for joining. Thanks for being a part of this, buddy. And yes, we got Dante fucking the mother fucking Nero. What's the deal? What's going on, baby? Hi, buddy. And we've got Justin, sexy silver. What's up, everybody? So happy to be here. And then we got,

What's up everybody? So happy to be here. And then we got, we got gab say we got Mike 2.0. We got mush the mush. We got Zach not Gallifonakis. Not we got we got Chrissy fucking great here on the couch. AK the shit laugh. AK the shit laugh. AK the fucking motherfucker. Yeah, this weekend I did, you know what it is?

I did the, um, uh, Mohican son. I've been doing it for years. But I fucking love Mohican son. I, I've been to, I look, I, at least could see the week before I did the MGM in Springfield. Great gig, little weird, little, they took an armory. So downtown Springfield, okay. I've been on the show, I didn't talk about this, right? Yeah.

Okay, so downtown Springfield, Springfield back in the day, like many towns, but Kipsey, all these fucking great, awesome American fucking towns. Salted your town. So you walk down the street and get a fucking candy lick. And will you kid? Buy a fucking, you know, cup of coffee. You have a pop. Have a fresh donut from fucking...

In Pekipsi? Back in the day. Okay. Before, before, uh, moved in. Yeah. I worked as a primary house parent and mostly disturbed kids in the kimchi. This is my dad.

This is my love. This is my love, dad. He's a pamphand of primary house cops. Yeah. Do it all, Bobby. God, I know it all. What the fuck is that? I worked for New York State Division for youth as a primary house parent for

and mostly disturbed kids. Mostly disturbed kids. Emotionally disturbed kids. Mostly disturbed kids. Yeah, that's great. That's funny. Great. Oh my god.

So I put myself to college. That's so useful. Well, I had a two year scholarship, Fencing. Fencing? Yeah, you didn't have to know that. Do it. The thing Dante is just like, I just want to talk it.

Here's our show. It's me, right? It's my business handed down from the fuck my father, right? I got to run, I'm running to the ground. I'm running to problems because I'm like, but I have you, who are my other brother, but you gorgeous. You just look at the mirror and you fucking love yourself.

Thank you. He's trying to do too many other things, right? And then we got him is like the adopted kid that does, has a fucking does everything. Just a fucking every day. And it's everyone in the trouble is like, dude, well, I used to be in a accountant for a summer at a Jewish camp.

I took care of them. I can help you with that. Right. He can make a computer out of like a lemon and like a wire. Right. And now Gabby's in her head, go, what am I going to do? Can you cast me? Can I audition? He cast me. And Mike's in her head go to what am I gonna do can you cast me can I

And Mike's in his ego and she gets everything But she got a part of fathers and bond jovies settled down Mike that was Mike not me Okay, can I get sugar in this and any of my life? When have I ever gotten anything without sugar? It should be sweet I'm almost 50 Tastes like I lit a fucking Guatemalan's ass off. Because that's where coffee is for. Get off your phone. You're fucking rich. I'm re I don't need you. I want you to. Who cares? Just let's go. I thought that's what you know, we don't need you to do that. That's okay. I got way more people than you. There it is. That's my weapon too. See that? What is my weapon? What is a foil?

This fencing has three weapons, saber, epa and foil. I, I, I want to bronze metal and junior Olympics. All right. Stop. I was, I was sure. Are you positive? Are you? Are you sure you don't go? There's the weapons right there. Are you sure you just didn't you have like this great imagination as this Little black kid in the hood I don't like are from medieval times like I can see dark in my wood. I'm surprised you're not walking around with a sword like We're like days like from game of three. Where's that animals around his shoulder?

Somebody just said this to me downstairs. Oh, he's got great stories. It was Gary government. I said, he's always going to, he's done a lot of so many things. I'm like, what? I know he has. And he was like, you know, he was a pimp. I'm like, yeah, I know. But, but then he came up here and he's like, oh, fencing.

And I was a fucking home care guy. I put myself through college fencing. I was a gifler for the Duke of China. Let me tell you. I used to do it. I put myself to college. Fencing. I was a guppler for the Duke of China. Let me tell you. Dude, I don't understand why not why you can't fit in a fucking jumpsuit. I didn't I didn't I was fucking in college. I was 2040 pounds. 20 30. The rock. Yeah.

Do you have any pictures of you in that little sweaty jumpsuit? Probably. yeah. Really? Yeah. Why fencing? What are we gonna do? You gonna mix it up in the hood? I know.

I'm somebody in the face with a glove. I'm slapping a couple of people with gloves. I spiked you. You spiked me? I did. Good day, sir. Good day, sir. I'm sure you you spiked me I'd spiked you good days good days Listen, I don't I just don't buy it okay, I think you know right a unicycle you know It's on you drive a monster truck and why do you my

My one of my all acting reals is a is me riding the other side, okay? So when you write down on your old head shot it said juggles fences and riding you Size card I can turn a bitch out and ride a Little in the same movie. No, no, it's a good YouTube. It's acting real. Can I have this one moment for a

second? Yeah. I can turn a bitch out and I can run a unit cycle and juggle. You guys need face painting. I can do that. I make a slap of ho. Oh, shit. You are a fucking Swiss army knife of black people.

There it is. There you go. I'm wondering that's me on the fucking. I don't believe it. I think it's I think you hired somebody. What was that'm gonna say Dante Nero. What was that? That was just, uh, what was it? It was a, it was a bouncer. Is this that show you, you did? That was the bouncer show. Yeah. What a great idea. Why did that? Cause it was too early.

It was before when we actually, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. That's as you watch it. Now listen, Jessica, that was Patrice on the old coming soon web series. Yeah coming soon. Well never came Sounds good to me. I can't hear it Stop why can't I hear it? Okay, let's fix that. Yeah. Yeah, thanks Get that Thanks You don't do this to me get that yeah, oh the pit. Yeah, I was pittin. I got what pittins. What's pins is instead of What I stop stop stop go back. Oh right right yeah, just let it go over from Down plate who's that my daughter so beautiful

like, don't play. Who's that? Smart dog. She's so beautiful. I hope you fucking slip and hit your head on that gate. Never. Never. I'm fucking. Little did you know he invented the gate, so.

I'm fired. You're fired. You're fired, Justin. Justin loves me. I love those. I do love them. All those gas digital hours you put it in his fucking and it's working. That's working.

God, you should be fired. You should be all energy. Now you just slamming it. You have one of them who's fucking bracing on and you're killing it. On the other hand, dumb dumb. No. I can't believe I can't fucking believe all the shit you do. Man, really?

You're so interesting, dude. Why not? Why not what? Why don't you decide? Why don't you do anything you want to do? Stop it, you fucking Ted talk. That's not a Ted talk. I'll tell you why, because I got a five year old.

Not enough time to learn a new new cycle. It did took me a summer. I was a kid. I was like 12. I was like 50. I don't have a summer. I'm 52 kid. I was like, I was like 12. I was like, I'm almost 50. I don't have a summer.

I'm 52 and I'm still, I'm taking tango lessons now. What are you talking about? Gay boy. Yeah, I'm kidding. You got to see the front. I'm on the tennis. Well, in chicks and nails. No, dude.

I want to take tango with my wife. Takes salsa instead of tango. Why? Tango is, it's not as widespread like you there's no way to go and do it. Okay. They have a malon, what they call a malongo is a... Here we go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I explained it. That's there. It's so weird. I'm just getting back and learn. My god, say words, don't think. I'm just saying. God. Malongo is like a practice party

when you go to different tangos. That guy looks like the ball guy looks like Justin Silver if he was me. That's it? Hello. Hello. My name is Justin Kelly. I just can't believe you, dude.

What else are you doing right now? Moe tie. I'm doing Moe tie again. How? I'm f**king stupid. You can't lift that leg up. Sure can. Let me see you lift that leg up.

I could f**king kick you when I started the head. Why do you have to sing it? I'm just a gentle. Why did I have to sing it? I didn't want to be a man. You know that he was just a prano and the opera. Like, sometimes it comes back. The last time I yelled at you. You know what I mean?

Would you tell me? My toes, could you stop yelling at me? My toes are crunching up in my shoes. I was like, all right, I'm gonna leave you. Listen, yeah, but you don't have to aren't be me. I'll kick you in there. You don't have to aren't Kelly just. My leg go up the side of your head.

I'll kick it. Can you sing? Can you sing? I can sing. I got a new album coming out called Dante, Unisacled Dream. You sound like you're doing Yomaniac's act right now. Oh, shit. That's right.

What the fuck did you say? Oh, she fucking attacked you. She will. I love Yomaniac. She left it. Jesus Christ. I love Yomaniac. Did you say, I said get you. She can run, dude. It's all me and you and I'm you. I'm gonna go. She'd have to Jesus Christ. I love you. I'm gonna say get you. She can run, dude. It's all mean. You are insane. Did you see her?

Did you see her dance? She dances too. Yeah, what the single ladies? Well, she does her dance classes. Yeah. Yeah. I can't. What is this Justin and Kelly? Justin and Kelly? Oh, yeah. He's so good. You're back on top. I love it. Get you some high speed internet. You're fucking good again. That was so great. Um, mush is getting nervous. Um, I'm kidding. Don't make that bullfrog phrase when you're getting. Um, that's crazy, dude. That's crazy. It's crazy to me. Fencing is a way, but what can I ask you a question? Sure. I wouldn't even know where to find a fencing. Is that in college?

No, I got a scholarship, but I was doing it when I was a kid. Where did you go up? I'm Brooklyn. So in Brooklyn, there was a fencing. What was this? Some wine, so I think people don't know. My dad was like a Brooklyn legend, right? My dad, I knew this was a Brooklyn legend.

Like he, he ran basketball for one of us. And you were, he did you work since from like 1935? I did not know that. So what's his name? Reginald Nero. Oh shit, Reginald Nero. And he did, they named the, they named a, a, a, a block out. He has a street named after him in a park.

All right. Now is it really named average? Just paint over the sign that was there. Well, it was it's right by the old Dodger feel. Really? Brooklyn Dodger feel it's Gregional Nero way. That's his your father. That's my dad. Wow. So you have greatness inside you? Yeah. I want you want a little greatness inside you. Come on. My dad worked in the garments had her and did coke. Yeah, I want you want a little greatness inside you My dad worked in the garments had her and did coke So he ran he ran 20 Mr. my dad went to Vietnam a drink cocks here about the front seat of his car

He's the original sister Yeah, my dad didn't do any use shit. Your dad was wise. No, that's not what that is. That guy who owns the building, what are you talking about? My grandma was half white. Your grandma was half white? Yes, she's from Boston too. No, shit. Yes, she's little, so my dad is one of 16,

the youngest boy of 16 kids. What, wait a minute, from the same dad? Yeah. One guy and one woman had 16 kids. I can a minute from the same dad? Yeah. One guy and one woman had six dead kids. I can talk about someone when you tell that was the youngest, the youngest of 16 kids. He's a liar. He's a liar. He's a liar. He's crazy though. What? Yours. How big is he? He's only five two. Yeah. Your father. Oh, you didn't know this.

Dante's mom's a literal giant. Is she a giant? No, this is five five. How are you? Well, you know, they put steroids in a chicken. How are you? Let me back up a little bit, back up a little bit. So your father had, your mom had that at 16 kids.

No, my grandfather. Your grandfather had 16 kids. My dad was grandfather. Your grandfather had 16. My dad was the youngest of 16. Where do you keep 16? Do you have a shoe? That's what they did. I got. I got. That's great. A little before some people's time. That's not millennial funny. That should. Oh my god. I think I jerked off the adenture. I was just the one with him in the loincloth. I love this was the picture when he died. You know, the he died in that. No, that's the picture we use for his palm card when he passed. Are you guys?

He looks like Poon jab from Annie. Do you remember? Like he's like that. I just don't say the word Poon jab from black people. I don't know what that means. That's a Indian wine. Oh, remember in Annie, like the guy you had that, you know what I'm talking about?

He was here to. Yeah. Yeah. I've got culture? He was here to get it. Yeah. I've got culture too. Listen to me. Can I pull a jab? It does. How do you know that?

That's the uncool leg. How did you take a podcast in class? You catching me. I was just bombing with Vecchio and I noticed respect. So he's killing it here. Why would you, let me ask you question. Please. Sure. Sure. It's tough singing. It's it's it's unnerving. You being cute is unnerving. Sure. What have you got? I kick you right in your head. Listen. Why would you, your father's

death card? Is that what it's called? Yeah, okay. Why would you have him in a loincloth and a fucking in the end? That's the kind he was that dude. Who was that dude? Like he was like a Brooklyn legend. Okay, Gypsy.

And that pitch, it's funny, my uncles would always say he would go to some girls' house and that pitch. Did your father live in a lamp? No. He was a photographer too. So he just said outfits. So I don't know how that fits. That's an outfit.

That picture was in like when my uncle would go to girls houses, that picture would be up on the mantle and my uncle would be like, say, got here first. Like, so you're, you're great grandfather, your father, your father was banging around on your mom. Of course. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. So, you know, so she, but did he live with your mom? Yeah. All right. Let's stop. So, so, so, so, so this way, it was so corny. Because you're like, of course, he was fucking, did he live with my, yeah! Did they love each other, of course!

Oh, it was. So your mom knew your dad was fucking around. She had a fucking genie outfit and he'd fuck chicks all around the neighborhood. Well, and other women would have your dad's photo of him looking like a genie. Yeah, and my uncle used to get pissed off because every time he'd go to some girls house,

the picture would be up there and that's how he knew that my mom's. That would make me mad too. I thought I girl. My brother who's married. Yeah, don't make me mad. Yeah, you be mad. Right? Yeah. Be pissed off. Your mother didn't care. Your mother didn't care. But talking about 1920, like what the 1920? How old are you? I'm 52. But how old your mother was 1920? Not 1920. 19, 20. My father was born 19, 20. Okay. He's the youngest boy of 16. He was a fucking chicken.

You fucking chicks in a genie of it in 1920. And they would have burned them. There's a genie in Brooklyn. We must get him. There he is. He's fucking another white woman. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, uh, uh, I have three, I have three sisters. Okay. I've assisted at 70.

Okay. What? What? I've assisted at 70. I've assisted at 67. I've assisted at 58. What the fuck? That's only the mind.

Oh, wow. That's 20. So they fucked and That's 20 years. So they fucked and then waited 20 years and fucked again. You're more interested in the game of thrones this season. I agree. I mean, I've been honest. We're given an award.

I mean, what's the golden mic? Give me that rose. Let him have that rose. Not yet. Let him let him earn it. I'm sorry. I'm my swap on the second half of the show. I mean, this is only.

Yeah, you look like he retired. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. Rose let him have that rose not yet not yet let him let him earn it I'm sorry. I'm a swap on the second half of this shot. I mean, this is only yeah, you look like he's tired already. I'm exited. Hold me a tits up. Dude, listen to me. This is fucking your life is stupid. It's just dumb. I mean, in a good way, it's just like what what the fuck, I don't understand it. Like, okay, so your great-grandfather had 16 kids. Did they live in like a brown stone in Brooklyn?

Yes. So all they had, did they own that? Oh, renaven, 273 green avid. Okay, don't give out the address, because now you know, I don't want to see a white kid in a slayer shirt, one of my fans taking pictures and he gets murdered, because that's a different house now.

That's a different, yo motherfucker, why are you taking bits to cops? I'm kidding, is that your house now? No, it's, you know, it's like bed style is all gentrified now. So it was, Well, it's not you carried away. Well, Westchester's justified. No, it was always way.

Yeah, my tattoo's gentrified. It's gotta be black first, yeah. It was, it was brown Indians, we be under fire. It's going to be black first. Yeah, it was. It was brown Indians. We kicked them out. That's the house. Is that the house? That's the genie house. Yeah.

That's a 70 to wait. That's it. The genie lived on the top blue part. You are on fire. That's my fucking my grandmother, my brother. So do they own that house now? My cousins own it. So they own it.

So you guys own a lot of real estate in Brooklyn, right? Stop singing it. I mean, don't these on the show. I want a spated shovel. Oh, shit. He's not worried. Why? He's maxing on the internet.

I didn't say it. I just left him. I just want a regular shovel. So, so, okay. So now, wait. So 16 people lived in that house. Yes. 18 because it was the mother and the father and 16 kids. Crazy. Wow. That's amazing story. Yeah, we'll look, we can see it. It's three story now because they have a three story one. No, the one. It's the one to the left. I'm not left the right. The one. Yeah, the middle one that one. Oh, yes. Okay. So that's 72. Okay. So that little that's that's yeah, that's not that big. Yeah, but it's still a brown. So it goes back. Yeah, but it's not that big. It's not that big. It's not for 16 people, 18 people.

Yeah, but it's not that big. It's not that big. It's not for 16 people, 18 people. Not for 18. Well, my grandfather during prohibition, he was, he knew Eddie Murphy. No, doing prohibition. He used to, he was a railroad guy was a railroad and he used to bring whiskey from the, from Canada. Okay.

And he used to sneak whiskey. Now that's how he, you know, took care of kids. And he's to sneak whiskey. That's how he, you know, to carry kids. So he's a bootlegged. He bootlegged. He bootlegged. He bootlegged. He bootlegged. He bootlegs. I'm telling you to shut up by the way. Not you guys. Bobby, shut your face. Just reenacting with the fans are doing shut up. You fat fucking idiot. Let that fucking big bald cock suck a talk. All right, listen, 18 people live in this house. Moonshine, that's how he pays.

Not Moonshine, because you know, you can even have prohibition and so you. So liquor, right? And that's how he paid for the house. He worked at the railroad and then sold liquor. Yeah. To like a speak easy. I don't know, I mean, you know, we're probably talking about 18. Did your father grew up in that house? Yeah, did he have the genie outfit from that house?

Is that a hand me down from the Grandfather? I mean, no, you get it at your bar mitzvah like I only had to do this 15 times before you Who you want son? I want pussy. Granted. Wow. So now your father comes out meet your mother. Now you want that. Well he married first and now it's my older sister's my father's. You break it? No. Okay. My older sister's my father's daughter's my older sister's my father's. You break it? No. Okay. I didn't realize that. My older sister's my father's daughter. My younger sister's my mother's daughter.

What? And then they got together and then I have a sister and me. Okay. Okay. So you and your sister are from your mother and father. Yeah. So your father back when you were how old was banging all these chicks as a genie. As long as I can remember.

Really? And you knew about everybody knew about it. Did you ever bang as like a safari guy? Yeah. Yeah. Did you have like a skirt? He always had chicks around him. Oh, there was always in the house. No, I mean, just because like he was the in the neighbor.

He was the guy. And he was a great guy, but he, he cheated on his wife. Yeah. Yeah. But he was okay, but not okay with your wife. She just put up with it because that's what you did back that. Yeah. You don't leave in trucking, you know, you don't get the force. You just ride it out. You don't leave it Jeannie. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe now. But in 19, you know, I don't think, no, you don't leave a journey. Yeah, that's that that's great. Bring down the wrath of Ali Baba. Yeah. You don't want to fucking find carpet in you in the head while you go to the subway.

That's pretty fucking amazing. So you you grew up in this this place that you're at now, right? Yeah. I grew up in an orange thing. Is that your place now? Do you own that? Yeah. You own a brown stone. It's actually Stan Stone and brick, which is, go ahead, tell us the origin. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, don't, sorry. It's the white. You see the white stone on the orange. Don't say that. Don't say that. Well, it's that's called sandstone put whites in the description. That you get to get out of the watch this episode. I was going to put down to near a white and genie.

Yeah. I don't. Sandstone brick and brownstone is a mix. Okay. Well, I mean, now you're getting a little, I mean, you look cocky. I mean, I mean, I mean, you know, this, well, I don't want to claim a brown stone if it's not a brown stone. But you know what I mean.

You know how you, you know how I was, yeah, in Brooklyn. That's yours. If you're a Benadade house. Yes. It's fantastic. What's wrong with it? It's fucking fun. It's awesome.

It's what exactly what you think Dante would live it. I said it like he, he, I gotta tell you what that, it's fucking awesome. He's got like, he's the shoe room. It's fucking awesome. I don't think it's like bad. It's a layer. Yeah, but he said it like he was one Epstein.

You haven't made the Dante's house. No, no, no, no. I don't have a shit about that. I have eight st. Charles place. I you know, you're a fuck. I hope I'm see me. I hope a thousand of these people show up. I don't care.

And then just sit there and wait for you, but they're all in genie outfits. How awesome. And you have a heart attack, dad. Let me say, I love the confidence. And now they're like, he's like, yeah, who's going to fuck with my house? Yeah, I know. I know.

It's true. Well, you go out, he goes, you got to go. If any of these fans showed up, he'd be like, you got to go. And I was just going to, I'm a big fan. I don't care. I'm going to snap your neck. I'm going to sing it. I'm going to shit down. You throw the one don't care. I'm gonna snap your neck. I'm gonna need to sing it. I'm gonna shit down you throat

The one with the bike see my bikes in the front. No, where to the right to the right there it is There to see the bikes in the big tree. Oh, so yeah, I mean that's a beauty you get the lions right? Now what's downstairs? Who's downstairs? That's the basement But you didn't make that most people make that into an apartment Yeah, I'm like people in my house. Now who's on the first floor is the living room? Yeah. Second floor is your mom's, was your mom's third floor is you. Yeah, my studio is in the back.

Studio is in the back and the third floor is on me. Where's the other floor? All you. Yeah, you know, like it was in the basement. Okay, so who else lives there with you? Because I remember when you lived there, you had other people live with you. My sister lives there with me now because she's a bum me because she's a bum and she's a bum. She doesn't know how to write a unicycle. She doesn't have a magic. She's a little bit of sandstone brown

stone. She doesn't. She's a metal smith. She only speaks nine languages. She's a fucking loser. What a fucking bum. Yeah. What a bum. Yeah. She's a fucking loser. What a fucking bum. Yeah. What a bum. Yeah. She got one college degree. Bum. Listen, asshole. Why is she a bum?

Because she didn't prepare for her old age and now I'm stuck taking care of her. Who is she? How old is she? 70. Oh, that one. I thought, I was thinking a little sister. Yeah, she's a bum. I, I know.

So she's in the house with you. Yeah. So you have to take care of her. Yeah. You have to pay for a food. She pays for a food, but I pay for everything else. Well, if you do it anyways, you should be in there. So it's not like you're really paying for her.

No. She's just breathing the same air as you. And it's warm air on the winter, right? She's a, she's a city sister, you know. Really? What you do to you? Just never was around and just just and then when she got old and couldn't take care of herself, I ended up getting stuck with her. So what are you gonna do? Smother with a pillow? I don't know if you're gonna do it. I'll wait till she checks out and then...

I'll tell you what you do. Go find your dad's lamp, rub that fucking thing and make three wishes. It's one of my fucking bummedy takeout. But she's just gonna fuck you up. She's also my aunt. I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up. You are really, it's like a game of thrones. It really is.

She's also my aunt. Listen, she's way, she's, listen, she's, yeah. What do you know what you know what I mean? That's why you said Cersei's. Listen, dude, wait, wait, I don't understand. So my, my, my grandfather raped my mother and that's how my sister was born. Grandfather.

Wow. Now why did he do that? I don't, I never asked. I was like, Phil Donahue for a second. I didn't know how to get out of that. I didn't know if that was the right question ask or not. I got a little before. I was like, Phil Donahue for a second. I didn't know how to get out of that. I didn't know if that was the right question ask or not. I got a little before.

I'm like, is that what you said? I didn't know it was that. I was a little, I was a little, I didn't know it. How do you know you're something interesting? That exchange has never happened in the history of the English language. What do you think about it? Oh, because my grandfather, what was it?

My grandfather raped my mom. And then, and then no one else has said now Why do you do that? That exchange has never happened. Well, it is a good is a I mean, I mean why would he I mean, what you did And No, no, no, no, no, no, I love you.

I'm a back to different on this one. I love it, Daddy thinks this one Yo man on Roger street Then you learn to ride a unicycle and fence You let his life. No, my mom was from Virginia. Wow. She was from Virginia. And that's kind of what you did, country motherfuckers. Oh, she was from Virginia.

You're the most interesting thing on the planet. Now, people knew that your grandfather raped your mother. Did your father know? Yes, he did. Yes. And what do you do to your grandfather? My grandfather already did. So wait a minute. you do to your grandfather? My grandfather's already dead. So wait a minute.

Wait, no, what was that? That's what we found out. Well, as, you know, they, they moved married. So it's not your real sister. She's my half sister. She's your half sister. That's my, that's my mom. So was your mom married to your father

when your grandfather raped her? No. So it was way before that. Yeah, she was a kid. She was a kid. So your, your, your mom was a kid on now, it's that. Yeah. No. So it was way before that. She was a kid. She was a kid. So your mom was a kid on now, it's that. I mean, it was sad before. Yeah, it was bothering you.

No, I mean, come on, she was 30. Come on, you're gonna rape in a 30. Who cares? But no, that's not what I'm saying. I am not saying. I got you a weird moral compass, Bob. Yeah. It's compass, not compass.

All right. Now again, that's what you have the problem with. Good point, Liz. What I'm saying is, it's not rap. It's great. Liz, what I'm scrappy. What I'm saying is, yes, is no, that's terrible. I mean, it's terrible as at all, and any respective. You don't really have to say that.

I know. Look. I know. I know. You're the one. I know. You're the little shocked. I know. We got from fucking unicycles and fencing to your mother, aunt sister being raped by your grandfather. Don't any of your ladies in general. I'll be here on that. Try to be so. I don't know. I know how to solve a Rubik's cube. What am I doing?

What am I doing? What am I doing? What are you doing? Oh, wait, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. So you're so close to that rose. You really are. I feel like it's like the bachelor if I get it, like you're kidding me. That rose. I feel like an insecure heart rate. I think that rose is going to be yours tonight. You're murdering it tonight.

You're getting a go from stevensinger.com. Everybody hates stevensinger. Cox, I'm going to get rid of that rose. It's been there. Wow, that's fucking so. So now, I mean, are you your sister, you have another sister, right? I have three.

Okay, three other sisters. Why did you get the house? Well, because I was taking care of my mom when my mom passed. Like I was, I got divorced and. Remember your wife. Yeah. Fuck, I had you sadly out divorced and remember your wife. Yeah. Fuck, I remember your wife. I was a smoker. Yeah. My wife looked like Stacey Dash. Yeah. I don't know who that is, but yeah, she was. I know Clueless, the black girl and Clueless.

Oh, yeah. I don't know her. Yeah, you do. You'll see. She was in major pain. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's hot. Oh, my God. Yeah.. Oh shit. Didn't she lose her mind later in life? Yeah, she's out of her fucking mind. It's a movie where she shows her boobs and I really was way into it. What is it? I can't remember what it was, but I'm sure if we search her name and their movies, we're going to find them. I can find them, but we'll get kicked out of YouTube.

Okay, so we'll find it after. Some things are worth some other things. You still got it. What's that picture on the upper right with the blue? Can we just, this one? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she got fake ones.

Yeah, way in. No, those are fake fake, huh? Wow. I know you meant my wife. I remember. Yeah, dude, you're nuts. Yeah. Are you crazy?

Of course I did. Why am I singing? Um, yeah, dude, I forgot you were married. I remember you got divorced, dude. You called me up. We talked about that shit. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Here's your aunt. There's your grandmother. Go back. God forbid you go. I mean, the way you go, I say go back to the photo. You just brought up with it. Yeah. I don't hold it. I accidentally accidentally. Oh, forget the't hold it. I accidentally accidentally accidentally.

Oh, forget the jokes gone. It's dead. You lose your roast. I did, I did what you asked me to do, so I feel like I should be able to keep it. No, you're not going to lose your roast. Well, all right, I'm going to take one of those fucking rusty rings out and stick it in your ass all.

Find the rusty ring. Sounds like I got my roast back. Oh, you sure did. Wow, dude. I mean, how do we follow that? I got enough. Well, my grandma is half white because she grew up in Boston. You couldn't, you couldn't enter Mary.

Yeah, good to know. She grew up in, she grew up in an orphanage. She did. Yes, she's Irish half Irish half black. That's crazy. Yeah. That's great. What an interesting fucking life you have, man. It's not done yet. Well, it's close. I mean, I think it's kind of the odds going to take you all out. Okay. You know, wake up. You're going to have a sister. Yeah, you're gonna wake up and you're gonna have a sister aunt. Yeah, your sister aunt. Jesus. What do you call her?

Sister aunt. I don't really. When you get mad at her, hey, aunt, shut the fuck up. You don't talk at all. Not really. It is in the house with you. Yeah, really?

Not a lot. What floor? Second floor. She has a room. Yeah. Do you see her? Yeah. Do you hear in the kitchen?

She has, we have another kitchen and this. You have two kitchen. Three kitchen. You have your own kitchen upstairs. Yeah. And that's the one you use. Yeah. You have a stove. Yeah. You have a fridge. It's a full kitchen. Really? Yeah.

You have a bathroom? Yes. So you have a bathroom. So she just lives downstairs in the second floor. Yeah. And that's where her kitchen is. She scurries around like if I have raccoons in the wall. I really hear her scratching around.

She doesn't like you. She doesn't like you. She doesn't like you. She doesn't like around. She doesn't like you. She doesn't like you. See, I don't like her. But why don't you like her? Because she's an awful person. Why? Because she had a hard life. Very selfish. But she grew up in a, I mean, imagine coming from where she came from. Okay. What do you want me to say? Trauma, you're saying the trauma.

No, her system moms for a vagina. Okay, that's what I'm saying, the trauma's there. That doesn't excuse you for bad behavior. What was the bad behavior? You mind me asking? She's selfish, a horrible person. What, you took the English muffins? No, she just, she just, I know to you, the terrible behavior.

It's so money. Oh. Yes. I love English. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is the big sandwich English muffins. She just I know to you the terrible big so money Oh The Portuguese in from English muffin. Do you ever Portuguese? That's the one you want the best English muffins ever Portuguese didn't the Portuguese to call Portuguese muffins pork Portuguese in English muffins. Yeah, go to any Portuguese Bakery and go can I have an English muffin? The best English muffin on the fucking planet right there. Right there. That's it. Oh, it's the best. Oh my God.

Anywho. Yeah, if you took that from me, I'd fucking stab you. Um, that's thick. I know it is. That's right, Dave. Shut up. Not that you're weird. Oh, I meant the I didn't mean like that. Okay. No. I mean it like that. No. So so so so. Okay. So money. Hang out. Just that's what I get there. We go. So money. Never took she never put every put everybody in front of the family all the time. She it's a piece of garbage. Wow. So. Your mom, like her? Uh, not really.

I mean, my mom would, my mom was a student. Can I say some more black people? Yeah. You're having already. Oh, man. This is new. Like you're asking permission. Like you do in that.

You need to register. And I say something, but I need every, I need Mike Gabby and Zach, and the both mics to make a timestamp on this sort of yeah, cut this out. I mean, like, the 41.52.20. Okay. Okay. All right.

We just cut this out, fuck with the fans anyways. Only the Patreon, we have it. This is my favorite episode of any podcast I've ever been on. Anything said by Bobby Kelly? Okay, listen to it. I'm gonna reply to it. Totally on this. Thank you very much.

Listen, this is an observation I've made. You're probably wrong, but go ahead. Huh? Huh? I think I'm right. Go ahead. I think as black women get older, it doesn't matter if they're related or not, or whatever happened in their lives, they bond with each other.

They take care of each other. They kind of start to do shit together. Like, you know what I mean? Where white women will kinda, you know, you look at a casino, right? Go to a casino, I was just at the casino. I know, I know, this is fucking stretch. But you'll see always a group, like three or four,

five black women together, and they walk, go everywhere together. They go to breakfast together, they gamble together. They do all kinds of stuff. The white women do the same thing, all the white women do the same thing. Yeah, but white women you kinda see walk, go everywhere together, they go to breakfast together, they gamble together, they do all kinds of stuff. The white women do the same thing. Older white women do the same thing. Yeah, but white women you kind of see with their family or their husband or whatever.

It's the same thing. I feel like my sister's not even talked to each other. Really? All three of them. So my theory about black women that they, they are three other black women that hang out with, they aren't related to them. Say again. I think black women hang out with each other more than older, older black women hang out

with each more than older white women. Jewish women in the same way like that. Maybe Jewish women too. But Italian women too. Like ethnic group. I'm going to say, no, let me just say this. I wish a broken women, Bobby. Broken.

You're a woman. I was just fucked up. I think it's about, I was, I think it's about my emotion. I was really hanging out. What do you tell me? You know, you never see a good group of four Irish women hanging out with each other. But older Irish women don't like you like now. Your mom and have friends that she hung out with.

And my grandmother, no, she was at home at the kitchen. No, but I'm cooking for my grandfather. She should be. That's how my mom was. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You do a dish of cook.

I'm sorry. What's your national? That was so good. Don't your mom like grandma. They hang out right older Jewish women hang out. They play like one mcube and shit like that. They play like maybe Marjan maybe it's me. Yeah, because I always see black women hanging out together and they just seem like they have it a great time. Like they have such like okay, maybe this is what her answer is.

Maybe this is what I'm saying is that when you see like a black white women hang together, it seems dull and blue. You see black. You see a black, you see all the black women together. They're always in the group. They're having a black, they're laughing, they're giggling, they're fucking off. They seem like they're, I don't know, maybe it's calling off their maybe. The thing is black people are fun. Black people are black people are fun. Black people sense a sense a humor. I mean, you can't get more friendly. I mean, you ever get an elevated with black people like older black people? Oh, oh, black people. Hey, what's going on?

I mean, really? That's all barber shop. Yeah. Jesus Christ. I mean, he's not wrong. He's not wrong. I know. He's not. He's not no black. He gets in there. But you get it. Like, you get it with, uh, old black women get on an old man. I could fuck.

Well, you could have a conversation. So where you go? You go to, oh, it's great. You got to try this. I don't get it. I mean, you do a black woman. You do want to fuck just half of it. I know.

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Of poor white people in America. Mine was the history of trash guys. But it's the history of of poor white people in America. Mine was the history of trash guys. Well, I got it. It's the history of poor white people in America. And the same way they treated black people was not that far off the way they treated poor white people. I really believe because I am not that smart and I don't read, I'm not very, I don't, take it.

Yeah, I got to, I got to take it. I'm really going to take it when it's a good one. The voices in my head. It's every fan just applauded and no. Dummy finally admitted it. No, but I really believe that all the shit that's wrong with us right now as a country is class. country is class. It is class. But it's, but it's colored with class.

I can't say that, but yes. So what, right, what, what, what I mean is the way that you separate poor white people from black people as you go, well, at least you're not black. That's what rich people do to poor white people. They go, at least you're not black. At least you're not. But don't you think that's changed a little? At least you're...

Yeah, it's changed, but it's still the same thing. Yeah, I know, but it's changed a little. I'd rather be a poor black person now than a poor white person. Why would you do that? I don't know, because you dance better. There's got to be a better fool. You're a shopper too. So what?

And you're the rest of the world. Yeah, we do. You can't. You can't. Right in the cycle. It's kind of like a fight. It's classism. Yeah. So what it's what the rest of the way we do. You can't ride a unicycle. It's kind of a fight. It's classism. Yeah, colored with with race.

Yeah, I think so. I look at whatever. Anyways, this is just every if you read if you read that book, you would it was the way the like when we talked about the founding fathers, they're all landowners and they were aristocrats and near the Constitution was put together to keep rich people rich and poor people poor. And then to keep black poor people and poor white people from coming together, they separate

divine. A divine car. That's what they're doing now. They're dividing. And they've always done it. Okay, great. And I just wish people would snap out of it. But I also think taking 70% of rich people's money or the, not the, I mean, I guess the top fucking 10 people do it in the richest of the rich, but I think, you know, millionaires,

you know, not billionaires, but millionaires shouldn't be fucking tax 70% of their money. That's that's when this country was most financially stable when when they when you had during Ronald Reagan when you had the the high all fellow taxing. No, it did not. Yes, it did. It fell apart. You waiting in life for seven years for a gallon of gas. That's a seven. That's nothing to do. That's 70s. Raleigh's 83. Like I said, after, if, look, it's not what, let me tell you something, the end game, when Thanos and I have to figure it out. I don't know, dude. You know what?

I just, I think, I like rich people. I like, I do, I like, I like where a guy, invent something, takes nothing, and then that's not what happens. I, let me just finish before you fucking shoot it, Derek. I like when somebody takes, I like Apple, what did they do in a garage? They made something in a fucking garage. But you're not taking it.

But that's innovators and creating like that. I love that. You like a finance, you like a shithead finance guy or just makes a few million dollars, you like that kind of guy. Nah, I don't think you just like rich people. I think you like innovators, you like a shithead finance guy or just makes a few million dollars, you like that kind of going, nah. I don't think you just like rich people. I think you like innovators and you like creators. Because that's just, yeah.

I love you guys. I love somebody who says, I wanna make a better cup of coffee than this. The Starbucks. That's, I go to a lot of the isolated cases. But that guy writes Starbucks, right? That's what the wealthy people, are wealthy people because they own land, they own slaves,

because that was, they've been harvested. And so, and the system is set up to maintain those people as that. And then they tell, but are we all trying to be those people? No, not. So you know, just because you're trying to get the, the, the ends to that, the means of the state, it's like, oh my god, try to be a millionaire, right? What I like to be rich, of course, but what I really rich though, not, no, I don't need to be really rich. So you, how much is really, what is good for you? What's top, top, what, what you would be, I'm happy. Well, you say it's enough.

32 grand a year. That's what I need. You know, that's really rich. You give me fucking back ribs every Thursday. You can make that eight mil. Eight mil, that's it. That's total eight mil. But you own your house by the way.

That's another 14 million. Fuck off. Look, add that in. Take away the house. How much is that house worth? That's around 10. No, two, about three. million. 15 million. Take take away the house. How much is that house worth? That's around 10. No, two, about three, about three mill. Three more. No more. No, no, no, no, no. How much is your sister worth? It's more. Not much. Wow. That was a good one. You got a quarter. I'll dump it right now. That house is more worth away. That's eight million at least. I say million.

No, you're not. No, it's like that. One point eight mil. Oh, dumps. I really get I'm getting proved wrong. I'm really a fucking dodo birdie. You don't have white neighbors here. Can I buy that?

Yeah, we do have white neighbors. Really? Yeah, I know what neighborhood is that? Yeah, his fucking almost. It's like night. It should be worth. It's like nice.

It's it's going up. It's it's growing as well. Dude, in 10 years that house, that's going to make money. It's like night. It should be worth. No, it's like nice. It's going up. It's growing as well. Dude, in 10 years, that house, that's going to be worth it. It's going to be a lot of them. So what about you, Jess? I don't know. What's your address?

I'll pull it up. Yeah, maybe like five, five, ten million. Is this for my life? Dude, I'm saying you make that money. What is it? If I can make a million, that would be fucking awesome. That's all you're done. You're out of the milk. But like, because I think it is how much you need in the back where you like that's enough. I don't want any more than this too much.

Dude, it's three million a bank. And probably that's about worth eight, 15, 18, 18. You're way to the missing. Do you say worth? You know what I say? Okay, I'm just wondering. I mean, I want to say if you do make that money, I'd like you to worth? You know what I say. Okay, I'm just wondering. I mean, I want to say, if you do make that money, I'd like you to take a speech class. I'm good. I'll get that money.

What about you? Oh, wait, you already have it. Mike, what about you? She said three million, she went, she went, she's gonna buy you house. She's like, he's a trash queue over here. She said eight million, he said, peace off. I mean, can I say something to you though?

Yeah, because it is, it must be a relaxing feeling to know. Look, you're, I've never met a hard work and then you're fucking work your ass off. You do a lot of shit and you do well. Everything you say you're gonna do, you do well. Everything you say you're going to do, you do well. So I'm not going to take anything away from you because you've done it all without any, you don't have anything really. I mean, you get help a little bit here and there, but you work. But if it all fell apart, if it one day you went, I don't want to do this anymore. You could just

go home to a fucking awesomeness. And you can say, Dad, I'm not doing anything. I'm just gonna fucking stay with you guys. No, my parents would never let me do that. Okay, they wouldn't. They tell you to go fuck you. That's why she's an innovator and a hard worker. Yeah, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,

That's why she is the way she is, because he's an innovator and a hard worker and an artist to fucking look where he put it. So what would they tell you? We should have him on all the time. He's doing good today. Last time he was, no, that's not good. What?

Okay, so they would tell you to go fuck yourself. Oh, yeah, 100%. Really? Oh, yeah. What if you felt, I've lived homes in Thai school. What if you lost your arms? They would probably take care of me if I felt a little different.

If my gloss is on my little bit, he would, he'd be homeless. In Texas. My, they'd be, he would he'd be homeless and Texas. Mike would be stuck in the back of his hands. Are you homeless? I'm almost homeless. What would your number be? What? I'm okay.

What? Yeah. Sorry. Can you give that to him? Can you talk to your dad? I can give that to you. If your dad was like, give it to him. God, take it easy.

You know, what was it? Colin Quinn's joke said, I got to, I can solve all the world's problems right now. Everybody at eight, the age of 18 gets a million dollars. If you spend it all, we kill you. One of the greatest examples I've ever heard. That's it is, especially should. Anyways, let's, let's move on to a more, I really wanted to talk because I had you're not you two are not massage Enistic guys

Me and Dante, but we get that We're not if I threw it up one of you would hit it Fuck You guys are massage now we get that I'm a spy. You guys aren't massaging. We get that blue-y. I couldn't even contain myself. You have to think about where he came from, so that's an improved, you know what I'm

saying? Yeah, I know. Here we go. I still can fence, so leave me alone. I can fence, I can get that, but I can't. He came from a genie pimple. What do you want me to tell you? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was in the room. I was in the bedroom.

He came from... I think Fancy was one of his wishes. I want to be a swordsman. A knight. Like does genie put his belly back. The knight of brown heights. Dante Nero. Is dad just waiting for me?

Excuse me, sir. I want to ride. Daddy, just rubbing the lamp. Is dad just I want to write daddy just rubbing the lamp what now motherfucker I want to write a unicycle the white girl down the street loves unicycles and No white girls then no white girl. Yeah, your fucking sister is I your grandmother. Sorry. Yeah half keep going down there is I your grandmother sorry half keep going down there is The genie picture there he is. That's the greatest body. I know he's fucking good looking man. He was banging. Yeah big piece Hey, it looks like he's got a big fucking Jump down there Jesus black genie. What do you think? I know, but look how fuck he's got no hair.

Yeah. Oh my God. Look at him. Let me see his face. Got a good looking guy too, huh? Do you still have that outfit anywhere? I'd love to wear that. I have my own, you know, guy in my own.

Dude, if you don't dress up like that next Halloween, I don't, you don't have a funny bone in your body. Mike, Mike, my outfit's better than his. Will you wear your outfit to comedy camp? Maybe. Please. Are you calling the comedy? Yeah, I gotta get my camping equipment from LA.

All right, you know what, the other from LA, just want you to get some from here. Cause I have all my shit in LA. How are you gonna get it from LA? I'm gonna have my buddy ship it. Oh, shit, you know what, my friend is coming from LA. I have great shit. I got all these stoves, tents, I got great shit.

All right, you gotta bring it. Yeah, comedy camp is happening, everybody. Do we get any more confirmations? Not yet. Really? Did he confirm? Are you confirming? Yeah, I think that.

Are you confirming? I'm not shooting. I've just made sure I've got this new TV series. I gotta make sure. Let's make this and that. You've been dying to announce it. No, I can't say, I can't say what the characters and all that stuff, but I'm on the new high fidelity with Zoe Kravitz.

What is it? I pray it's pretty good. That's awesome. There's not to be a lot of stuff on IMD because they didn't release a lot of shit about it. Okay, but let's let's do a fuck. So we Kravitz is the best. Now you are a regular. I got a reoccurring guest star and I got a pretty cool role at it. Oh, that's great.

Yeah. Amazing. Oh, she's beautiful. Yeah. That's what's his name. That's. Two of the two of the prettiest people in the world. Sex. It made this beautiful, this beautiful creature. I think they're from

Barbados. So John Q.sack is in it. No, no, no, it's based off the old, I don't, it's he, I don't know if he's in it. Is he? Oh, it's she, she's based off of the movie. She, she's going, she plays the, she plays that, she plays that, she plays that character. You have an a stroke with she, she, she was probably, you're sorry about that. I got to say that's great. So it's about a record store. It's about, it's like a relationship thing. It's like, yeah, but it's still takes place in a record store. It's in a record store. It's in a piece based in Brooklyn. It's very Brooklyn. Yeah. Is it near? I can't talk too much about the details because it end the a's. Yeah, but it's just cool.

Yeah, nobody's, you're fine. You can literally say everything you're weren't supposed to say on this podcast. Nothing will happen. I'm not saying it's address. Yeah, nobody's listening. All right, nobody's going to go fucking jazz that's out of the way.

No, you can literally read your lines. Nobody's going to go, you're not gonna get trouble. This isn't Rogan. What the fuck? This isn't even Paul Verzi's podcast, okay? Is this not the Verzi effect? No, I thought that's what I was coming on. No, you're fine.

I can be two hours. Yeah, you're fine. What the fuck's that mean, dude? What the fuck? I'm gonna be a fucking levity live right after Bobby. Who books that? I'll take it to going. That's great.

Congratulations, man. We'll make sure we'll watch the first episode. Yeah. How DVR all the other ones, you get the points. Well, anyways, let's talk. I saw it. This is so funny because I'm watching Infinity Wars. I went and saw it last night.

I made a commitment to myself to go to the gym, wake up, go to the gym or go, you know, like at night, like last night, Max goes to bed. I'm like, I'm out, go to the gym. Nights off back in the house, I go to the gym. How far is it from? On the hotel. In the hotel. I wake up, just go to the bed. I'm like, I'm out. Go to the gym. Nights off back in the house. I go to the gym. How far is it from on the hotel? In the hotel. I wake up. Just go to the gym. And before you, I don't need you training. I don't know. That's all I was going to ask. I don't know. Let me finish my little fucking pep talk to myself. I wasn't going to do it. And the other I can see you.

I swear to God, this is not what I want. I watch your Instagram. But that's not what I was going to do. I'm chain dog. I was going gonna ask how far I wish from your house because it's like that's more of a commit. You gotta get it and drive. That's like not easy. Yeah, well I do. Of course I ever get it and drive.

I know, because I'm sitting here, how far is it? Well I have a fucking gym down the street from my house, that's almost just a, I know, but you have like a fucking, you also have like a drum kit in your house. I don't know if you have a gym in the house. I do have a gym in the shed. That's what I'm saying.

I do have a, I have the gym in the shed that I have in case of an emergency. But I've been going. Have that emergency? He should have prepared for the zombie apocalypse. What would the emergency be that there's a gym in the shed? He's a pump. Let's be honest.

It's an emergency. It's an emergency. We need Bobby stronger. What would that possibly be the conference for? I was it. I'm a hurt. Well, you know, what is that? Stronger. What would that possibly be the call? I was it. Well, you know, what is what are you doing?

Yeah, I know the patient trying to see if it happened. What happened? I'm checking. Oh, I hate your tone. God, do I? Is everybody a emergency? Mike has the same tone. Max has when he's being a little too hot. So I'm checking.

Is it fine? Yeah. Oh, I hope you get hit by lava. Um, so anyway, um, what the fucking Chris's laugh is just goes through your fucking face. So anyways, I've been going to the gym. Like when I'm away on the weekend, I wake up and go. I put my shoes on and I fucking go when I work out.

So I've been doing that at a boy. Last night. I mean, look, I'm just walking and then I do a muscle group in a house. It looks to be honest, we talked to each other. And last night I did it, I felt so good, but then I went to end games at Alamo Drafthouse. There we go.

Yeah, I fucked up. Popcorn. Yeah, they fucking they drop out there. They don't drop it if you have to order it. But I mean, it's right there. No pretzels. No pretzels. I got actually got a chicken wrap. Milk that? No, chicken wrap. No candy. I'm not fucking candy, but I did get the unlimited bowl of popcorn. One ball didn't need to hold them close

So hot smell so good. There's a three hour movie It was okay So I'm watching this fucking movie end game and I'm watching game of thrones this week Mm-hmm and even like my other show favorite show billions Dan Soder no, I want, I want people to notice this is that every fucking major show on TV right now, the main stars of the main characters, the people driving the fucking episodes and really being pushed out to the forefront. A woman. Game of Thrones started out.

Man just ripping women and and fucking hitting them and beating them up and killing them and fighting each other. It's all women. The main man, John Snow fell off a fucking dragon. It was running around like a fucking three studios commercial. Fucking, I mean, what the fuck? This was the guy with the wolf and the sword and the many times. He was, yeah, 10 times and so on.

If they put Benny Hill music over his fucking, it would have been hilarious. I would have, I would have, oh, this is just a Benny Hill fucking movie. Him and that dumb ice dragon that I guess is blind. He's behind a rock. Lean over grab his fucking face. Look at these three. I mean, Bing, Bing, look at the girl in the back and the little what's your name? Arya. Okay. I mean, come on, bro. And assassin. An assassin like no other assassin. And here's the problem. Here's not the problem.

Here's the thing that we need to fuck the biggest show on TV right now. The main bad ass characters, the motherfuckers are all women. Yeah. You got it. Thank you. Yeah. No, it's great. But I don't want to fucking hear anymore. I'm watching end game. I'm watching it. Look, if you watch billions, one of the most interesting characters I've ever seen on TV that these guys created was Mason Taylor. It's, it's, it's, what's the fucking word? gender non-consuming.

Yeah, yeah, but so, but I said they're going. I'm like, I've never this is an original character they made. She is fucking ridiculous. And there's it is and and and the the other girl there, the psychiatrist. I mean, fuck, you're talking about two guys going at it. And now this season it's it's this woman and this other woman and these other guys and these guys are fucking running circles around these men. They're the fucking strong cool. So what are you what are you here's my other point now today. I didn't even realize it. I didn't realize all this. I'm watching these shows and I'm like, I love this and this is Greg and Game of Thrones is awesome. And this is awesome. Then I'm watching him game.

I see him game after the gym last night. Why did I bring up the gym? I know just to throw it in just just in here. I want to let him know I'm trying. I didn't need to tell anybody that, but whatever. Anyways, I go to end game and at the middle, in this end of end game, there's this scene, all the women, all the fucking women. It's pepper pots and a blue iron man suit. It's

it's Captain Marvel. It's black widow. It's the witch. It's the chick from one conda. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's fucking the wasp. Yeah, all of them. And I'm like, oh shit, these motherfuckers, this is like, I mean, they're, and all the guys are getting their asses handed to them. Well, let me ask you this. Did you think, did you think in any way, it disrupted the flow of the store bar?

It would look it. I'm not stupid, I knew what they did. Right, but I'm saying, it's right. I'm not stupid. I knew what they did. Right, but I'm saying it's right. It's not flow. Here's the thing. They they hocked out in there to say, yeah, to let the and I don't think they needed to do it. But I think now I'll tell you why because I'll say that the last the last the Infinity Wars, they did do it. They had fighting scenes with what's your name? The witch, Black Widow and it's the witch. Yeah, red sorceress. Oh, yeah. That was your aunt. But what's her name? The chick from Wakanda. What's her name?

Chick from walking data for you. Yeah, she's her name? Ah, the chick from Walking Dead, I feel her name. Yeah, she's great too. But I'm sitting there watching them all fucking kick ass. And even one of the lead bad women who was great, I didn't know that you needed to throw up my face. I was like, wow, what a great fight scene. These girls just kicked the shit out. I loved it, but this one was like, get ready.

It was like you did a movie post it. It was gratuitous, but I didn't give a fuck. Right. I mean, I really, I don't give a fuck. I love the movie, but it was like, it was like, it's like, oh my god. I'm like, I'm like, this is, yeah, but it's got to be that way until like the pendulum swings back. I don't even give a fuck. But I'm saying that's why it's gratuitous. You saying it's overcorrecting? Yeah, it's you, and it's, it'll swing back. The problem is that you need to have that representation.

Wait, I don't think it's a problem. Wait, stop. I don't, what I'm saying is, is I didn't give a fuck about it. Right. I didn't even notice it in Game of Thrones. I watched Game of Thrones Sunday like what? And when she flew through the air and fucking dropped that shit and did a fucking gush. It was no. I was like, fuck, I love her. That's why it's like when people say, because I'm an old white guy, and they're like, oh, white guy. It's like, no, man, I fucking love great characters.

You're in the bubble, dude. Okay. You're in the bubble and you use bubble. Is that a fat joke? No. Yes. But even all the guys I talk to, all my square friends, they don't give a fuck, they're like, if it's a good character, nobody, if it's a good story, nobody gives a fuck. Nobody recognizes that. Nobody even looks at that.

Nobody's going, oh, it's all, and then I'm a saying you want to say, oh, there's all women kicking ass in Game of Thrones right now. And it's like, well, we're all like fucking great. Who gives a shit? Yeah, but that's because you have these images. They've been you, you, you're, you're starting to have films with these images so that it is okay. Do you think that, let me ask you this question. When Game of Thrones started, it was all men. It was all fucking dudes. Right.

And now, at the last two episodes, everybody in charge is women. The Iron Throne, the dragon, the fucking Winterfell, the little girl. I mean, it's all, Cersei, that's what I said. The Iron Throne. I mean, it's all women now. I mean, historically, it's always, it always was like that. It wasn't like you have the Queen of Sheba. I have. Alan Troy. Wait, do you, do you, do you live back there?

Did you take it course? You heard of it is Islamic culture haven't you? Yeah, but do you realize that even in Islamic culture you had strong Islamic women involved in it? Yeah, and they talk they go They go That's now during surreal surreal they could take a rocking Yeah, that's that's extremism That's actual all right. I'm sorry Islamic but right. Yeah, that's that's extremism. That's actual. I'm sorry.

Islamic. But it's fundamental. How long were you away? Would you go to Minneapolis? I mean, we've never seen Iran in the 60s. The people in the women were treated like people. They were like this all day. Oh, they were.

Oh, yeah. Pull up. Pull up. When I'm actually a bachelor and Helen Troy and tell them. Tell them. Pull up by raining hores in the 70s. That was good. I don't want to get a fat swap hold on me. Let's just relax.

Yeah, pull up. Pull up. I ran it. How long they were. What did you say it would be a big fat. I said it'd be a very fat. Well, I had to let him get it out. It was a good one.

Yeah, he is the charisma of a way sock, but that was a good one. Yeah, bring up. What are you going to bring it up? I ran set 1970s. You fucking. That is a lot of me. I'm saying it's a big bang bang. All right.

It's a bunch of jiggly flowers painted on their tits like I can't wait. No, dude. It's pretty amazing. There you go. Click on on. Yeah. That was you didn't have all that stuff until fun Islamic fundamentalism took over. Yeah. There's a thing. There's a story. And

and the I told hang on hang on. I get what did you say? I told the committee. Yeah. He took over and they took away all this. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Look at all the leg. It's just like a scene. There's a scene from Greece. Dude, can you imagine every star and algebra and all of that stuff comes from the Renaissance period of Islamic Renaissance period? Of course, you know this. I wanna ask you, you're saying that Game of Thrones, if it was real time period, take the dragons out.

Yes, there would be strong women. Absolutely. In power. Yeah, absolutely. Like who? We meet from game. Well, give me a give me a historic So Cleopatra too Mary to be a scarx

Help him. You a fucking train. I thought we were John a bark. No, John a bark. She wasn't good. Yes, she was. She didn't do that much. She ran the fucking three. What do you want? Don't forget so white. I'm helping you. I'm helping you. I'm helping you.

This is a whole, that whole thing is new. All of that is new. That sexualization, that, that, that, that, that sexualization, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, new. That sexualization, that, where are people so much more barbaric though? And then like men were so like, yeah, no, you have women still have power. The difference is that their power was feminine power. So when you, you're a woman and you have, you talk about how little Troy, people went to war because of her sexuality. Cleopatra had Mark Anthony and J. Losex. What? Markle.

Oh my, come on. Cleopatra. Markle. Alex, into the grave. Can I say, can I say, will him too, but they, you had powerful. Yeah, but okay, we're talking. Now listen, first of all, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to question you on this. Okay.

Because if you look it up, that was back. Okay. In those days where people, I'm not, I'm talking game of, I'm talking way back. I'm talking what people lived in castles and medieval time. Thank you. Medieval times. Okay. fucking way back. I'm talking with people lived in castles in the middle of time. Thank you. Medieval times. Okay, you're Queens, but the king was the motherfucker.

That's not true. Even if the poor male air. What? Can you Google what's the king the motherfucker? But I did. They had the king had to die to get a woman in there though. Yeah. That's not true.

If you look at me, just say it. Egyptian Queens. Fucking Gypsy. I'm talking Medieval. We're not talking then. Yeah, that's not true. If you You say it Egyptian queens fucking You have to talk to me. We're not talking then What are you? To what I don't know I want to talk medieval. I'm talking. I'm talking game of throw Queen Elizabeth King Arthur King Arthur Queen Elizabeth she wasn't then that was way after That is medieval Queen Elizabeth

I love when you get mad. Like, yeah, little fuck your head goes in like a turtle. What the fuck? That's medieval time. That's the way I'm waiting for my guy to bring up Middle Ages. Queen in the Middle Ages. Who was it? Who was it? Who was it?

Oh, you bring it up. You can't read it. I can't read it. You thought I can't read because I can't see it. It, you bring it up. You can't read it. I can't read it. I can't read because I can't see it. It's always been queens and I hear we go. Let's read it. Let's see if the Queen Elizabeth wasn't around that go. You're thinking you're taking the current Elizabeth. He's talking about the first Queen Elizabeth Elizabeth Elizabeth. Now I'm talking about there's no Queen Elizabeth. Yes, there was. Well, we're going to find

out now before you get all whipped up about it. You ever heard of Henry the eighth? That means he was the eighth one. There was. I know the how the whitey is on the end. I'm going to fucking put an eight in your ass hole. An eight incher. No, you got to. More incher. I'm going to take two fours and make an eight right here. But he didn't get a mail air. It's a. Here we go. Queen Elizabeth of New York. Elizabeth lived from 1466. New York. That's just some bitch on the sidewalk of New York.

Isabella. I'm talking about of New York. There was a Liz. New York. That bitch was a. That's Liz. Yeah. Look at all of you.

You. But you gotta just read history, dude. Shut up. Yeah, look at all of you. This, but you gotta just read history, dude. Shut up. This is not what I know these ways, but were they not married to these King? Oh, no, no, no. So, so what, what a little bit the first thing that she didn't marry. So when did this happen? What do you mean at this?

When do we started? We want to like fucking women of stupid and we hit them and we didn't let them vote. This is an American phenomenon. So it's an American phenomenon. So it's really. And England too, but it's a pretty much an American phenomenon. Really? So we were like, God shut your face. Well, look, when you're in your form. Eric the Red is a famous Viking, right?

Yeah. His right hand man was Thorstein the green, which was, is this Marvel? Thorstein, the green was his right hand man was a black dude. All right. Eric the red was a black Viking. Yeah, I'm not so well. I don't care about that. Why you don't make it a, I'm not a women.

What I'm saying is it's the same thing. Don't make it into a black guy. It is, it's all a black guy. He lived on a regional, Neuro Boulevard. He's very famous. We knew my father. I'm glad. made it a black kid. It's all a black kid. You lived on a regional, neuro Boulevard. He's very famous. We knew my father. You didn't have the whole idea of whiteness doesn't happen until probably I want to say 1930s.

So what? I mean, there was a whole slavery thing before that. Well, I mean, 1830s. Until 18th, the whole idea of white. You didn't have, even when you talk about after slavery, when you talk about the immigrants and Irish and Italians coming in, there was no whiteness.

The Irish hated the, if you look at that movie, you know, that movie gangs in New York. Oh, I love it. Who's man are you? You remember who's man are you? Remember me. Stop, let him do the audition. I was so right.

Go again. I'm gonna fuck you with this knife. Who's man are you? Dude, Dan on day Louis, is this shit? He's the best actor on the fucking earth. The British are the best, huh? Tom Hardy. That's easy.

Come, please Tom Hardy, fucking Christian Bell. Who's mine are you? I'm tired of them getting off parts. Robert De Niro, what a big man you are. Washington stop. Don't, yeah. I'm tired of them getting a lot of parts. So I'm not tired of English. I'm tired of the Australian sneaking. Both of them. Shit his accent ever.

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I, so listen, what my point is this? What I'm saying is, I, before you stop, you'll have arguing. My point is this. Oh my God. Oh my God. Coming from you. What the fuck? I'm telling you.

Oh, I got to talk about that too. I really got to settle down. I want to bring this up. Where are we? Oh, I got to talk about that too. I really got to settle down. I want to bring this up. Where are we? I'll go get plenty of time. We're going to take a break right now, guys. We'll be right back after these commercial messages. Okay, we're back.

I think it's, but I noticed that this is happening in a lot of shows on TV that it's, I mean, it's the tides have turned. And it's not like I'm sitting there going fucking goddamn game of fucking, I'm watching game of thrones that even notice it. I'm like, this is great. And then after I'm like, holy shit, I told my little brother before I go, I'm telling you, a woman's going to save the day, it ain't going to be a fucking dude. It's not going to be a white dude with a beard that

doesn't connect. It's going to be one of these women and and sure enough, fucking flying through the air with this little four foot two girl took out the ice king, right? And his got right in his fucking refrigerator, right? Yeah. And there you go. And then I, okay, so I don't mind that because I felt like the character had, the characters had depth. I didn't mind that because I felt like the character had the characters had that I didn't mind it either, but here's here's what I did

I was in a John Wick to yes shot 17 days for it and then they rewrote the whole Movie so that the chick Ruby Rose, you know that they rewrote it for her. She's like the baddest hit man in hit woman in in I got it in last year. Rose. And John Wick. Yes. But she's a short. Yeah, short.

Yeah. She's 112 pounds. She's fucking fine. Oh wow. Keanu Reeves is six five. No, he's that tall. Yes. Six five two forty two fifty. There's no way that this chick is going to beat Keanu Reeves. No, he's that tall. Yes. 6'5, 2'4, 2'50.

There's no way that this chick is going to beat Keanu Reeves. So it's just not even realistic. That's why you have weight classes in boxing and MMA. So I don't mind it if it fits, but this didn't fit plus I got edited out, which is really what I'm going to say. There it is. Yeah. I mean, that's what you you who Bert talked about that on his

podcast once about the shit. What's that shalee's there on. Yeah, when she had when she's just beating the shit out of nine. She's like six foot. Doesn't matter. She's a big bit doesn't man, but she's an actress. There's no way. Yeah, you know, I don't mind if it's believable.

If it's not believable, you ever see a, you ever see a fighting girl? How fucking shredded they are? How fucking every cyborg? Yeah, I mean, that, okay, if you look like, if you look like that, what's your name? Oh, Shalee, what's your name? Shalee, yeah, she has mushy arms. Her fucking, the bottom of her arm wiggles when she fights. Ooh, can we look up Shirley Stern's arms?

Look at her. That's a bad ass motherfucker. Yeah, she could beat the shit out of most guys I know. Sure. Yeah, she's, I love Rose. God, there's also, there's a reason why you have weight classes. Yes. So you don't, Roy Jones Jr. was one of the greatest boxes of all time.

Me for the light heavyweight and couldn't knock him out. Yeah. So this I know what you're saying. I understand realistic. Make it realistic and this and the way they made it realistic and all the stuff and even that the Billions is it's like she's going up against acts capital, but she is a fucking jeans or they I don't know the pronouns for it but even I really guys listen to right going to get the fuck it's a girl she ever taught you have kids it's a fucking girl now she's a bitch even are you are you that that kills the yeah she's been training as a hit she had more bodies on her than my cousin Kevin like she's Slow down, please You have your Rolex I really need I need work and are we talking about I need a Rolex shut up, all right

I want to this I want to fucking I I want to roll but I'm just saying it's it's a it's really that look at how mushy her arms are. There's no way she's beating up Fucking Yorg boyfriend Tom Hardy. Yeah, there's no way it's Go gay for that motherfucker in a minute. He's a go gay for Dan soda Yeah, I understand. No, I understand you say I'm saying make it real make it real make it original Areas been training as a hitman as a hit person since the since she was 14 years old when she was the was the faceless. Yeah, and then house of black and white and she's amazing.

She's always been my favorite character in that show. Her and Jon Snow. No, she's exclusion of the Maduja. My favorite. My favorite. Yeah, she's my favorite. But I do like Cersei's too. She's my favorite. My two favorite. She's my favorite. But I do like Cersei too. She's the best.

You know what? The hardest thing as an actor, when you really fucking hate the character, like Ray Fines as like the Nazi, I do like that's when you're a good fighter. I don't like seeing King Jaffrey was like that. I don't. Yeah. I don't like seeing Cersei in interviews because she's so pleasure. She's so cute.

And if I will not watch it, if I see her, I'm done. Because I want to hate her. So she was the queen in 300. Yeah, she is. She is. Oh, that's where she, she was Cersei's in that. Yeah. But she, but she, but she was also, she always plays that fucking role. She did it in the other.

She was the bad guy in dread also. She's the one who's being, I live on a nerd. Just trying to, yeah, the last dread movie. She's the way the red moving. I live on a nerd. Yeah. The last red movie. Yeah. Um, you know, he's also awesome. She's so beautiful, man. God. The God. Who's the guy who plays the one who's like, who's like fucking her now? Cause he's like a evil scumbag. I love what I love. That's a badass role. Cause you're like playing a scumbag. Yeah. He's great. But here's the thing, like, and when they gave, when they were given shit about Captain Marvel and stuff like that, I was in the going, women, like the baddest people and fucking,

I mean, Black Widow, the witch, oh, the law. Small these people to South, the original Miss Marvel was a black woman that they stole her. I know. First, first was a black woman that they stole her first. First was a black woman. This Marvel was always white Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel. Yeah, Monica Rugeau.

Got noted out on that. Yeah. But they put her in the movie. So I mean, she's there. Did she? She's a little girl. Oh, really? Monica Rugeau.

Oh, yeah. That's right. Okay. All right. Now, first of all, end game was a fucking great movie. To Joe DeRose, you can go fuck himself with DC. He didn't say it was. He didn't say it was all right, dude. Yeah, man. I was like, where are you? Yeah, movie.

That's the story. That's the three hours. Yeah. Yeah. That man, that fucking movie. I don't want to spoil for anybody, but the opening of that movie, I was like, what the fuck? And then the CGI, unlike DC, when you can fucking see his dumb bottom lip not moving. Unfuckin blue will CGI. I did not for a second think any, I mean, down in junior and the beginning of that was dope. He's a she looks great, but also now at the end credits, this painting by everybody at the thing, right?

And they're all in the suits because it's, you know, whatever whoever died, right? But who is that kid? He was the little kid in Iron Man 3. That's who he was. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you fucking up. Okay. And does he going to be anything? I don't know. No. Fuck. Because now pepper. That's the one thing that day bugged me though. Man, that was a lot. I mean, I thought they were gonna give the wait, was that a thing in the comic books? We're pepper pot. No, she's done stuff before I think,

but not. Yeah, but pepper pots flying in and knowing how to fight. Yeah. She had to fuck up. Yeah. I mean, if they left that shit in her from three, whatever that drug stream is. Yeah, the extremist, if that was in her, maybe okay, but you can't just give somebody a fucking iron man suit.

And now you know Kung Fu, fuck off. That's the one part that bugged me. He probably made his wife a suit that could drive itself. I wouldn't see if I wouldn't. What, it's fought for her? Yeah, it does it off for her. Why wouldn't it? I love superheroes that have no powers in it's all.

It's all like the shit they got to make and stuff. Like Batman, that's so much better. I hate, because it's real. I hate, I hate my right now. It's real. I fucking hate my, yeah, yeah. I don't know, he's Tito and he's talking. He's mad at us.

I love Tony Stark, but there's no way. It's going to be a powtro. She's a vegan. I had vegan tonight. It was really good. You did. Yeah. Jeff, I had vegan chicken Thai food.

You had unchicken? Unchicken, really good. Can't even tell the difference. Even though it tastes like a wet sponge, you want to get hungry. I want you to stop to like, what am I eating? I'm like, the horse shed. Stupid vegans. I have bean bowl of nays.

And I was like, man, it's be good if I had meat in it. Yeah. Oh my God. You're just, you got to go there starving halfway through your meal. I was like, what is this a foot? What is this fucking garbage people? I want to talk about this real quick. I, I, and I don't know if you guys have this.

I know you don't. I know you don't. Herpes. Extra weight. Oh, that was really, uh, it was kind of mean. It was a little mean. Yeah. Oh, I did.

Can you clammy white cold hands off me? Oh, my God, it feels like somebody just put a hat echo in my hand. God, you give women a little self empowerment on HBO and next thing, you know? Well, I'm just saying that, you know, just to end that, women have taken over and fine, I'm, let's just move on, man. Whatever, I have no problem. Game of Thrones. Anything you guys are fucking doing, let's just go.

Fucking move forward and keep it moving. Yeah, game of Thrones, it's all women. I'm in fucking Marvel. Turn me on. Huh? Turns me on. I like a bit. Now you're taking them back.

That's all they're trying to do. I understand. Say it turns me on. Oh great. Now you're just jerk off to end the game. No, no, no. I say it him back. That's all they're trying to do. I didn't stand, say it, turns me on. Oh great, now you're just jerk off to end the game. You know what I'm saying like that? I don't know. Here's what happened with me. I have a thing with justice.

And I'm segueing from. And Justin. No, no, just. I have a thing with justice. And it's been my problem my whole life. Because I was taking advantage of so much as a kid. And I was that lied to deceit, all this fucked up shit that happened to me, you know, deceit and fucking resentment and fucking bullshit and then hurt and abused and all

that shit. So now in life, justice is a, you know, it's this complex I have this thing where it's like when somebody does something wrong, I need to call them out on. I can't just let it go. I have to say something. You know, somebody lies to me. I just want to fuck you. You're lying. No, I'm not.

And they just, you know, people just lie more. It's like, well, you misunderstood me. And I'd say, no, you're fucking lying. Why do people do that? Why do you think people did that? Well, I think different I think people do it for different reasons. I you know, but I but now if you just break this three two examples down and then we'll I won't break into it like I got no fight With the lady at candy store at Lincoln son You charred me for a pound. This isn't a pound. No, no, 11 12. I know a pound of candy. No, maybe I should have started with the lady of Dunkin Donuts.

Of course you thought which is why the chocolate factory. I didn't see factory. Right? A bagus doesn't start team. Oh, how to sugar. This is where you're throwing down the gauntlet. Let's start with the Dunkin Donuts later. I got to fight with it. Okay. We'll start with the Dunkin Donuts.

So I dug in donuts. I pull up to the thing. I pull up to the thing and I just said, you know, give me an iced coffee and a regular coffee, you know, but I said, please just use, I want cream, but I want a half of one of your creams. Do you want cream? Yeah, I just want, but you guys, you're a cream, you hit that button and it shoots a certain amount of cream and I just want half of that because that's, you guys put too much cream in your fucking coffee. They put coffee in the coffee. I didn't say that, but I said you put too much, but she got mad. She's like, all right, would you I'll put the cream in yeah, okay?

I understand and I'm like, but here's the thing I go I go are you mad? Why are you you you you mad at me? You know what I mean? It's like I should just let that go but in my head. Wait, let me finish. Yes, I go Are you mad at me? And she's like, what? I go, you seem a little angry at me for just wanting to get my coffee right. Make sure you got it right because I have done it before and you guys, you know, I just want it. And she's like, no, I'm not mad at all. I'm like, okay, because you seem a little angry. Sure.

That can piss her off. Yeah. But you're that double down after she stopped, but she was angry. Yeah, but she really was angry. She was. She was. It's a Dunkin' Donuts. Why wouldn't she be angry? That's a probably problem.

That's not my fault. Okay, I just, I, it's not my fault. Okay, I get a bit of job. I could be, I worked at, I worked at shitty jobs too. I just worked harder and got out of it. Okay, but, and then even at the candy place, I says, do you have, I'm, my max is there with buying a bunch of candy. I go, do you have, I'm buying Max's there, we're buying a bunch of candy, but I go, do you have milk chocolate, like real milk chocolate, like not American,

like, you know, from London or whatever, you know what I mean? Let's, I just said, I said London, right? And she goes, what? I go, you know, like a, like a, you know, like real milk chocolate, like we have crappy milk chocolate here. I want a real milk chocolate bar. She was like, it's all milk chocolate. I go, no, but, you know, this, and she was being really condescending to me because she's the candy person. I was

like, she thinks she's fucking Willy Wonka. Candy. Yeah. Well, she goes, well, yeah, there's chocolate over here. I mean, this is all milk chocolate. I go, I know, but it says milk chocolate, but, you know, in America, how she's like, well, over here, so wait, let me. Chocolate from a chocolate tier. I want to know, I wanted real like her. Funny. She used to be a chocolate tier when we shot her. Can we just say her for a second?

Hang on. I wouldn't doubt it. Of course. I went to the chocolate factory. I didn't do that. I listened. I was just. Here she's, it's not real milk chocolate.

Oh, it's like grainy shit. They don't use real milk in this shit. They don't use real sugar. They're real bullshit. It's garbage chocolate. Hershey's is garbage. And if you go and get a chocolate bar and like, candid and any, any were imported cabbary. It's like, what the fuck is this?

So that's what I'm asking for. And she, did I hear a talking? I wanted chocolate, you know, like, and I go, I go, excuse me, I should have just let that go. But I go, excuse me, but you know what I'm talking about. I mean, you're saying you're acting like you don't, but American Hershey's chocolate is not good. She's like, yeah, oh, no, no, I know it's not good. I go, yeah, so I'm looking for, excuse me, but London's not known for chocolate.

I go, I'm in Europe anywhere. I mean, Brussels, wherever the fuck you know, can it, can it, can't, can't it up? I go, I go, I go anywhere. Other than American chocolate, where for some reason, we can't make a fucking chocolate. We can make a chocolate. Yes, we do. The problem is this is the difference. But when you go to when there's an American This is gonna fucking white people are gonna be a fault in this one. No, You have chocolate back in the day Who invented the chocolate bar he was black now white guy stepped in and said we can't make money if we use real There are there are high chocolate tears in America that make great

understood. Hershey is shit because it's shit. I understand that. What I'm saying is that you can't go into a candy store and most of the shit is garbage. But when you go to listen, I think you didn't know. No, no, no, no, when you go to Wayne, what you were looking for. If you're in London, you go to the store and buy a candy bar. It's milk chocolate.

It's fucking amazing. Yes, but everything else. If you go in London, you go to the store and buy a candy bar. It's milk chocolate. It's fucking amazing. Yes, but everything else you go over there is fucking dog shit. That's the one thing they do. That's the point. That's the point. London has shit chocolate too. No, not shit. They know they don't.

Yes, they do. Yes, they do. No, every chocolate bar you get here is garbage because what we do here is it's it's yes or no, yes or no. No, ever when you go to a gas station and buy a chocolate bar, yes, it's garbage. When you go to, you go to a store in Canada, a gas station in Canada, and buy a fucking chocolate bar, it's fucking great because it's made with real

milk chocolate and sugar. And look at the, okay, we can't, but not in England at all because England has England to sugar. No, England England has sugar tax now they tax sugar so you hate you. The point is that you don't know how to I I'll please if there's anybody out there that can fight him please contact me why he's not right. You can't even get a good soda in the UK because everything is you can you're out of you can't not.

It's more expensive, but it Bobby's point is they won're out of your view. You can't. It's expensive. But it might be pointed. They won't even export our chocolate. They won't. It's like it's a better garbage. But that's my point. I get you. But wait, now let me finish the fucking point. You don't know the point because you're such a fucking contrarian arguing asshole. Contraering arguing my point.gane at my point. Is it my point? I did it in my point. That's good. Oh, fuck me. Go, go, go.

My point is, in that, I sit at a Congressman from Brooklyn Reclaims and tell my, I want my time back when he was talking over me. You're welcome. Thank you very much. You're a Republican, I would imagine. Oh, yeah. With that vest. It was dirty VFW rings by your model. Okay. My point is I said, yeah, but like in other countries, because oh, yeah, they make better chocolate in other, it better than us here.

I go, that was my point. Just steer me away from our shit chocolate. And she was like, okay, yeah, no, it's it's it's it's it's she real. It's like I, I shouldn't have said anything. I should have just when the lady, let me, I why do like I, I want to just say you're fucking wrong, right? When you, but it's like, fuck it, let it go. Fuck it. Hey, can I get cream? Yeah. And then take the hit because she's going to fuck up my cream. I don't think you got it. Right? Yeah. I just don't think that I don't think when you when it comes to the chocolate, I just don't think you explained what your point was. But his point is he's got to pick his he'll get into it nonstop with all these little things throughout his days. He's picking trying to pick his battles. Is that what you're saying? I don't even want to pick my battles. I don't want to get

into a battle anymore because even when it's righteous, even when it's about career or whatever, righteous friendship, you won't win. No, you win. You win the most defensive. Everyone's so fucking defensive. You won't win because nobody wants to admit. I've said, look, I fucked up. I'm sorry. I try not to lie.

It is the one thing. If you ask me, I just won't lie because I can't go to bed at night. I'm sober. I just can't do that. I'll try to admit myself. Maybe not right away. Maybe it may be take me a couple of days. I'll try to, and I'll definitely try to just worry about myself because that's it all in the end, that's all you can do because that's all that matters. But it's not worth it. It's just not worth it. These little battles with every, like people, it doesn't seem to be worth on any level. Even when somebody's trying to cut in in the traffic jam, fucking go.

Go, go, you need it so bad. Go. Fucking go. Everybody's in your chimpanzee. You're just, fucking go. Go. You need it so bad. Go. Fucking go. Everybody's inner chimpanzee. You're just going fucking bananas. It seems. It seems that way. It seems that way.

It seems that way. Well, I think you're fucking a hostile and then they, so the minute you don't agree with them, then they amp up because they're hostile. But I think a lot of times, just like when you said, do you not understand that, you know, this shit chocolate here? She was like, oh, yeah, yeah, that's, I just don't think she, she got the fence. No, she got, she did get the fence. She got, no, listen, she's in the chocolate store in a fucking casino and she's sitting

there with some fat dude going, do you got fucking London chocolate? And she's being snobbish, not listening. Like, what kind of chocolate would you like, sir? Well, you mean real milk chocolate, like real ingredient, yeah, right over here. I don't think that's real. I can't get that from her. No, I got it. You can't, I don't think you wait.

Does anybody not see what I'm saying? You didn't expect me to see what I'm saying? No, I see what this is. I understand everyone. You know what I'm saying you didn't even 100% even what you're up to see what I'm saying. No, I see what this is she I understand everyone So I know I know I know me everybody's quick to get fucking defensive I understand Dante's point but in that moment it's like it's too much effort to be like excuse me I need to be heard for what I need right now, but it's like I get I get what I get with both of you saying I'm her job is to help him. She's not just some ladies in there. I get that but you go, but if you go, give me some little chocolate on neutrals. What the fuck does that mean? I'm also

getting to a candy argument with that of stores. No, no, no, neutral mic. Thanks. You know where we don't have these arguments? I always that's gender. The, the, the health food store, but we don't have these arguments at the health food store. I'm sorry. Everyone's starving. Even today. Okay. Me and Gary got to fight me and Gary gum when we're talking about this. Okay.

Mm-hmm. And we're at dinner tonight. We're at the vegan place and we're sitting there waiting for this table. There was one table right in the front. Just a nice little cute table right in the front window. Is it a red bamboo? No. Okay.

Oh, I love it there. One on Thompson. Way better. Really? Oh, so good. Ooh. Finish. I was just kidding.

You know, why can't I have a fucking food moment on this podcast? Everyone can have a fucking food moment. I got excited for three seconds about a vegan food. They do have an argument. Is it vegan or vegetarian? I've seen people have that argument in a postal place. So. I want to get a fair different. I'm, can I, I'm, can you try to get there? But I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I people have that argument. That's the place. So I'm going to get a fair different. I'm going to try to get there. But

let's say. So we we go there and we're waiting in line and all of a sudden this vegan middle-aged couple come in. You know, the just fucking ratty hair. You know, don't use lots of scarves. Just, just fucking no conditioner. Yeah. They probably show they shower once a fucking week. She's great. She's busy. She's busy.

Uncle Beads. Yeah, they're not beats. Just a mishmash of colors and fucking quarter boys and fucking different cloths. Yeah, exactly. He's carrying a mole scheme with his ideas from the day and he's not a writer. Oh, exactly. He's carrying a mold scheme with his ideas from the day and he's not a writer. He's got a spiral notebook. Just a fucking middle-aged vegan fucking Mishmash couple. And they walk in and they go, and you know, they've been there before they go, oh, there's a table right there.

Which is, and this is what bugs me is that they, we're waiting in front of them. We've been there. They walk in, see that table. That's the table they want Mm-hmm, and they go, okay, can we sit here? They literally don't fuck the world fuck civility fuck every can we and the guy was a guy the dumb well, oh, yeah, let me just check and me and Gary are like I'll I'll fight the lady, Gary will fight the guy. We'll beat the shit out of these people. Like Viking days, please don't, I'm joking. Don't bring up. I want to hear the point. Yeah. Well, I take a long time. We get it. All right.

Yeah. Fucking go back in your lamp if you want to. gun. So anyways, they fucking, so they, we, the guy goes up the front, hey, we got a table. She goes, they were here first. Hey guys, come on. And she seats us there, the lady, because that's our fucking table. Right. Yeah. We're sitting there. We're talking about this, this whole thing of how people say things to you and do things

to you. And you just want to fucking, you feel like it's your obligation to set these fuckers right. And it, and we're having this argument about, you know, justice and rage and just fuck, fuck, motherfucker. Let it out, Bobby. And we're talking about like, just, we should just let it go. We just fuck it.

Who cares? It's not worth it. And you're talking about like, we should just let it go. We just fuck it. Who cares? It's not worth it. And you're never going to change these people. And all of a sudden this guy comes over my shoulder. And he goes, excuse me. I have a problem with light. Like I have an issue with light.

Is there any way that there was this table right behind? Can you, it's a dark table. It was like kind of dimly lit. It was shitty. Is there any way we can sit here and we switch tables with you guys? And what'd you say? Okay, I want to let you know with the,

my fucking head almost popped off. I wanted to grab him. I'm going to go eat in the fucking bathroom, homeboy. I wanted to grab him by his third tie. And I wanted to grab him by his third tie. And I wanted to murder, and I went, yeah, sure no problem. Me and Gary both looked at each other. We went, yes, we went, we checked him. Because if I said no, then I'd have to sit in this restaurant

with this guy behind me mumbling. But Bobby, hang on, let me finish mumbling, mumbling, saying, and my paranoia be like, this fucking cock, soccer, gotta be like, fucking, and then all of a sudden we'd be choking out a fucking vegan couple of restaurants. Is it better that you move to the table and then you're still doing? No, we get ourselves. We weren't doing, we weren't doing, you didn't, I never said I was doing, you never,

you're assuming that. I'm going to tell you what we did You should be still I'm gonna we went to the table we laughed about it because we were literally just talking about this Like how fuck I go how funny is that and then I choked on a carrot and I'm like how funny would be how I want to go to Be if I if I died on a carrot and a fucking vegan restaurant, but anyways It was we like we, can you believe that? Like, it's like, fuck it. We let these fucking hippies sit in a dumb window seat

that they probably sit in every fucking day with his fake bullshit. And, but it happily wants to go, no, go fuck yourself. No, we're gonna sit here. But I don't know, you guys know me. I only know zero and fucking six. There is a neutral form of self assertiveness where you can say, you know what? I don't feel like doing that.

And then you don't have the residual. I don't have it. If it's either zero or six, it's, I don't have it. I don't have it. I have a bite my tongue, but I don't get angry for not, so if somebody say, I have a, no, no, I don't have that. Just go, no, I don't, I don't have that. But you can practice that.

You just have to do it. The only way you get to that point is you have to do it. You're making me angry. I had a foul. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't. He does all the time.

I talk about Alan all the time. He's like, you go to war all the time. You don't have to pit bull. Yeah, I know because I fucking like justice. I don't like people lying. But in the, I don't like to pit bull. Yeah, I know because I fucking like justice. I don't like people lying. But in the, I don't like manipulative fucking phoneies. But I just fucking hate that. And when people are phoneies, when people fucking lie,

when people manipulate, I want to fucking call you out and let you know, I fucking know. But that's the opposite end of the coin. That's the flip side of the same coin as opposed to neutralizing and would should be like, actually, no, we're kind of comfortable. But this whole table, we're gonna see. That's the opposite end of the coin. You're that's the flip side of the same coin as opposed to neutralizing it, which would be like, actually, no, we're kind of comfortable. But this whole table,

we're gonna see them go stew. We said be like, oh, then that guy would've been like, you know what, I am kind of weird and unreasonable that I just tapped a stranger on his shoulder in the middle of a meal and asked him to switch because I have a problem with light, then maybe I should just go, like that's insane. What is that problem of light, by the way?

What is that's fate? It's a lie. You wanted to take the, think about, I have a problem with light by the way? What is that's a lie? Yeah. You wanted to take the think about I have a problem with light. What I should have said I have my I just got lay sick and I have to sit. I have a problem. You should just say no. Yeah.

And he goes what? Let's rehearse this right now. Can I be the guy? Okay. Okay. I mean, you already have a gig. I don't have a gig right now. Okay.

I mean, I'm trying to get my gig. Okay. No, you be the guy. No, you already have a gig. I don't have a gig right now. I mean, I, I'm trying to get my gig, but okay, you be the, no, you be the guy. No, let me just give it a backstory. Do it to me. You be the guy and me and Bobby, I mean, me and Bobby's Gary and Bob. So you walk, okay, right? Hello, Jeannie, uh, quick, no, no, no, no, no,

do it for real. No, no, no, don't lose your rose. Okay, right. Don't get, don't get greedy. Okay, here we go. Got come, James, let me, let me, let me get in the car. Let me no, don't lose your rose. Okay, right? Don't get don't get greedy. Okay, here we go I come James. Let me let me let me get in the car. Let me get to your I heard I Excuse me. I don't mean to be rude. I know you guys about were you eating there at the point? No, okay

I know you guys don't break character cut action All right, let's be there. I gotta go. All right. Let's focus. Okay Hello stop cut no one knows it. Cut. Or actually, unless the director's speedy. You're the fucking camera operator. You just fucking push the button. I'm gonna cheat out. Can I be the director? I'm sure they want to take over even my podcast. They want to take away your sketch. No, I'm the director. You're 18. No, you're acting. He's like clean. He's your DP. I'm assistant director. You're 18. No, you're acting. He's like clean. He's would your DP. You're a gaffer. What are you? Can we do the sketch? I got a gap. I got rolling. Oh, here we go. No, no

rolling. I say rolling, you say action. Okay, sorry. Speeding. It's not rolling. I go. Excuse me, got action. What the cut? Sorry. Okay, good, cut, cut. Oh God, this fucking hold. We're gonna go wonder. I don't know who the doc, I don't know who the director is. Check in the gate. Mike, get me a cup of coffee.

All right. You're the director. Roll it. I'm the actor. Go. Action. He didn't say what take this one. Doesn't matter.

It's take one. You're fucking caught. It's not again. It's not take one. All right, here we go. Dinner's ready. Rolling take one. You're fucking hot. It's not again. It's not take one. All right, here we go. Dinner's ready. Dinner's seen take fucking 32. At shot.

Excuse me, sir. I know you guys about to eat, but I'm just wondering, is it possible that me and my friend could sit at your table? I have a problem with the light and it's a little bit darker at your table, so I just be a little bit more comfortable as just my eyes. Is that all right? Is that all right? Is that a reasonable request? No.

Hey, Bob, what do you want to eat? I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don, I don, I don't, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don,. No, I guess not. My friend is really vicious. He was, he was, he was, could you talk to him? Well, I look at the size of him. I mean, he's a Gary Donte. Wait a second. Cut. I need some direction here. And I need an island. You have to stay, you have to stay. Second to date. Here's what I did. Ready? Ready, ready? And action. Excuse me, sir. Yes. Yes, I was wondering if I know you guys about this. It doesn't go fuck your Mother how's that you're a fucking vegan dirtball mother that lives in your apartment that smells like cats You probably smell like fucking dirty cats because you don't clean up after me

You don't use the fucking the cat stop litter box stuff that regular people use. You don't shower. Go fuck you and your brown tan out fit the always wear and get that fucking unconditioned hair bitch out of my face. Okay. Whatever you're gonna do, do it back there,

sunlight boy, because you ain't getting it with me. Next time go to eat earlier. How's that? Do lunch, do dinner at home and ain't happening. Guy, what are you getting? The dumplings? I'll go with the dumplings. Okay.

And scene. Yeah. It's good. I don't know. I mean, I get, I think, I think it's fear because I do flip the fuck out. And then I'll, but... You feel threatened. Threatened when I feel threatened.

I want to fight. When I feel, when I feel wrong. I want to fight when I feel when I feel wrong. It's a great book for you to read. It's what it calls the Bible. No. Honestly, I have a fantastic book. I have a fantastic book for you to read. You can listen audio.

You like audio books, right? Of course. You don't read. Now, you fall asleep in five minutes in. Well, you're fucking working out now. Perfect time to listen to it. All right, stop it. You're the champ, the chim paradox.

The chim paradox. What is it? It's all about how, you know, we have the inner chimpanzee inside of us. It's all our drives and desires. It's the part of us that feels everything emotionally and goes fucking crazy. And then we have the human being, which is what you're talking about, managing this fucking chimpanzee. And it's about the war that goes on inside of us.

And when we get triggered, that's if you believe fantastic. That's if you believe we came from chimps. No, it's not that at all. It's a very, it's a very low bow monkeys, but would you follow me? No, it's a very simplified version of like the prefrontal cortex and then our limbic brain and you know, you know, psychology of how the fucking brain works, but it's a really, really helpful way model of looking at like how are, how are desires and our drives and our, and our triggers just like kind of take us over. It's hard to manage. My, my, my goal, I, I refuse to pass this on to my kid. And I know we won't get it because I don't get, I don't, you know, I know it around him.

He's, he's out. I don't do it around him. I don't do it around him. I mean, once in a while, I've yelled at him out of fear that he's going to die. Like, Max, you don't have to fuck. You know, he's going to kill him. So, but, you know, me and my wife are really good at checking each other. You know what I mean?

Cause we both get like a whatever. But I just hate it. I hate it was given to me. That's what sucks. I didn't have it. It was given to me. If fucking, it's, I feel violated that I was given rage. I was given fear. But it comes, it comes from insecurity. I was, I was given to me. I could,

I could, yeah, but I couldn't, Dante, it was, you understand? I don't care where it comes from. All this stuff I was given. It wasn't something that I went out and fucking taught myself how to do. It was all this bullshit that was candid to me from these fucking people at a young age. And I learned how to, that was my survival mechanism was to fucking beat the shit out of somebody or fucking flip out. Bobby, here's the thing. We take the, we take the advice from the little kid that was taken advantage of like we we interpret our Life from that person. Yes getting hurt Yeah, and then we use that advice way into our fifties

Sixties if we don't fix that. Yeah, I know, but we don't take you know if this if this, if you learned this at seven, and I said to you, you should, I said to you, hey, Bob, I got to psychiatrist, he's seven years old, he's great. You would tell me, why would you be, why would you have a psychiatrist at seven? But what you're doing in essence

is you're interpreting the world based on Bobby Kelly at seven years old. Understood. Which is absurd when you say it out loud. Right, understood. But here's the thing is that, at seven years old. Understood. Which is absurd when you say it out loud. Right. Understood. But here's the thing is that I think back when I was coming up in the 70s and 80s, you did nothing with a kid.

You didn't do it. You didn't teach. You didn't do anything with them. You just wanted them to not die. You just wanted them to go do whatever you got to do, but don't bug me. Right. You put a roof over their head. It's it. You try to keep the but don't bug me. Right. You put a roof over the head. That's it.

You're trying to keep the heat on the lights on and that's it. That's what my dad did. Yeah. So it's like, it's like a shame to me. It's like fuck. I don't, now I'm finally coming out of this fog at like 48. And I'm like, wow. And I'm looking at these fucking people and I'm like,

what the fuck, man, who gives a shit? You got some morning to do, and then some refucking parenting to do for yourself. That's what we all do. Who does it? You gotta practice it. You gotta practice not freaking out. You gotta, you can still,

how do I do that? What, I just keep on the Dunkin' Donuts and Candy Shops? No, just, you're all over. I don't think you're gonna not do that. I'm just not. Yeah. That was a trick. I mean, we know you're gonna do that part. I just, I, um, so close to that roast. I know you get tired. We're wrapping up. You're coming back. And Justin is falling behind the pack. Justin and I, we talk a lot, right? And one of the things that he has,

he has specific situations when he has these patterns where he goes back to it. And I said to him, you know what a great thing, remember the art of art, my God, I've been using it like crazy. So I have this thing that when I counsel dudes about going through that that cycle is when the nerve cells that wire and fire together do that say fucking pattern. You go right. So as soon as it feels like when you were seven, you start to go in and so I used to do this myself because I had a really bad temper and I would say odd rock, odd rock, odd rock. I would spin around once.

If you're fucking with me, I'll kill you. I'm serious. You're fucking me in a YouTube video. I'm not. You're fuckin' me to the YouTube video. I'll fuck them, I'm pretty. It's like a cognitive behavioral technique to interrupt the pattern. I was just joking to make a joke. Sorry.

Sorry. It's a comedy podcast. Sorry. This isn't NPR. Fuckin' Jesus. Can I get a rose? Can I get a shot? Fuckin' asshole.

This is your eyes look really sincere when you're doing this. Yeah, I'm full, dude. Very sincere. Very you're I was like, I'm a great actor. You look like you teared up a little bit. Yeah, I'm great. Fantastic. I should be on TV. You should be. You have, man.

And hopefully you fucking, you know, my fucking razor. I'm going back to Australia. I'm going to get an Australian accent. Oh, my baby, Jolly. My baby, Jolly, my baby, Jolly. God. But it's so ridiculous that it breaks the synapses that makes you go back into the patterns that you usually go in.

So next time I'm going to, it can be anything. Let me finish. Okay. Can I finish a sentence? Sure. I'm just cutting me off. Sorry. Listen. Because you don't talk on this podcast. Hard-vark, hard-vark, hard-vark.

Hard-vark, hard-vark, hard-vark. Hard-vark, hard-vark. Fuck it. Why? Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, suck it, fuck. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, park, I'm going to park, I'm going to park. I'm going to park. You just named the episode. I'm going to park. Oh, Jesus.

All right, so that's what I do. It can be anything. It doesn't have to be just something absurd that breaks that, that, that habit, the habitual behavior that you have, it breaks that and then you go, and a lot of times it's silly. So you kind of get a giggle and then it breaks you from. So anytime I get mad, I say something and I spin around. Just whatever I'm driving. It could be something. It's a plane. It could be a thing. Do it in your mind, Bob. I can't spin on the plane. I'm gonna rest it. You could do anything. What if I'm on a plane and I just turn around and going, I'll lock bar.

I'll lock bar., I'll lock, bud. You shouldn't use that. You shouldn't use that. That's an art book. That's an art book. Yeah, that's what I mean. What is it, an an eater? Yeah, yeah, it's cute.

All right, guys. It was a little pink, this is a rat pig. I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna try that. It works. All right, everybody, please go to patreon.com slash Robert Kelly and become a member. If you're a fan of mine, just go there. We're looking, we're looking, we're looking,

we lost the members. Is that what I'm, could you stop quitting? Just become a member. We're trying to get 700. We need a lot more of you. Let's go. If you're listening to thousands of people listen, you donate to all these other fucking shows.

This is the funniest, most entry, I mean, come on. Is there any better show? This is the original. This is the original. most entry. I mean, come on, is there any better show? This is the original. This is the original. Offense and unicycle, don't you? Yes, I learned how to deal with my anger today. And you know what? Get me the rose.

You win the rose. Thank you. Justin Silver, everybody. Justin Silver, you win the gold rose. I choose you. I choose you. And you've been chosen. very funny today. You were the funniest person today You can't keep it. I mean we're gonna give it back a give it back. We're gonna do it next week And I wouldn't have put that in your mouth because chip put that somewhere

Probably it's Jim Norton. I mean chip sorry Anyways, Dante will at, baby? Uh, I'll be at standup New York, well, this weekend. And then I'm out at, uh, the trooper canna. Um, and you, uh, you, uh, teach classes, yeah, do consultations. One on one consultations, Dante, newer.com. If you need relationship counseling, whatever. And then my podcast is man school 202. Yeah.. And we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we'll see, I mean, you're gonna be, you're on Riotcast. Yeah.

So we haven't had your podcast up for a minute, but please, they're up now, right? Yeah. They're all, they should be uploading. All right, so listen, go to riotcast.com, check out Don Tenae or anywhere you get your podcast, laughable, anywhere. It's a fucking great show.

And Don Tenae, I love you, buddy. I love you too. And every time you come on, it's it's a fucking great show. And Dante, you know, I love you, buddy. I love you too. And every time you come on, it's it's fascinating. Interesting. And I have to say this stuff because you'd hurt me. So I would never hurt you. I know. I make you say I'd bark my goal now to fucking just make Dante out in front of the seller. I'm fucking, I'm just doing nice Instagram. Sorry, there's fucking big no net cocksucker spending around singing our bar. Um, what do you got? Um, I got a bunch of stuff. I got first of all, no disrespect podcast, Bobby's, Bobby's fave. Come on. Really? I mean, myself and Mike Vecchio, Mike Vecchio on in you, I mean,

I love it. And what might get the end, the thing he does with the, it's just fucking great. It had a great time with him. Yeah, we had a great time. Listen to Bobby's episode. You can watch it on YouTube. It's a lot of fun. I mean, it's probably one of your most popular episodes.

Actually, you know what? It's one of, it's in the top three. Yeah, probably. Yeah, but it was one of, dude, it was, that was a fucking great one. I have my charity event, Funny for Fido, which I do it every year. It's May 15th at, at Gotham Comedy Club. And you can go on funnyforfido.org or I am Justin Silver.com. All the money goes to the rescue shelters to the, we're actually giving, we're donating a lot of the money to, you know,

the old Michael Vica State. Yeah. They turned it into a sanctuary for animals. Oh, yeah. A bunch of money. Yeah, man. it into a sanctuary for animals. People have a bunch of money. Let's go. Yeah, man. So it's, uh, myself, Jessica Kerson, Nikki Glazer, and Janice Pop is each to 25 minutes. Wow. And, uh, it's 50 bucks a ticket. That's a hot shot.

Yeah. All the money goes to the rescue shelter. So you either donate or just come out, come out to that show. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Uh, I'll figure out the order, but, woof. But, uh, it's gonna be a fucking good one, man. That's gonna be a really great show. Yeah, Nick, he's a killer.

Jessica's a murderer. Janice is a fucking killer. Yeah, and I'm hosting it. You do good. Yeah, thank you. It's just a great, it's a great cause. You've done that show. You've done that show three times.

I love it. Don, they did it. It's like, it's one of my favorite things that I do. And then just go to my, my Instagram. It's at I am Justin Silver on all social media platforms. You know, you'll see all the stuff I'm doing. So you're fucking I can't stand you at the gym at the gym. Oh, you just fucking I hang on one second.

You just fucking monkey bar of 16 things jump down little fucking abs. Yeah. I also want to plug my Instagram. The Dante Neuro. Yeah, we can't do you have your shot. I am. I'm also going to plug my Instagram, the Dante Neuro. Yeah, we can't do. You had your shot. I, uh, I'd fuck, I'd fuck, I'd fuck. Um, we, uh, I'm getting a dog. I think I'm going to burn a doodle.

Nice. But you're going to have to help me train this. I'm going to be happy to come up with a doodle. Burn up. Burn, burmies. Oh, burn, mountain dog. That's a, oh, wow. That's a beauty.

Yeah, look at it. It's not going to be big. Yeah, we're going to be big. We're going to get the, uh, the middle size one. There's three beauty. Yeah, look at it. It's not gonna be big. Yeah, we're just gonna be big. We're gonna get the middle size one. There's three sizes, small, medium. The large one is cool too. I like the big one, but I think, where is it?

You sound like you're ordering something. Not that one. That was the little one. I don't want the little fat, little feet one. That one right there. That's it. It beautiful, huh? How would a good looking dog?

That's a good looking dog. I want a fucking make out with it. You will. I love it. I want a fucking make out with it. I love it. I want to get a dog and I think it's I think Max. It's time for Max to have a dog. Yeah. I mean, you got two dogs already. I did that. Diva. Yeah, they're really. Yeah, they're both dead. They're both died, but they both died very. Oh, what a 18 17 18. Really, yeah, wow. We never fed them fed them table scraps and we never fed them shitty food.

She always fed them great food. Yes. We walked them three times a day. You know, but the guy only water. Bert Ward, Robin. Oh, yeah. He created his own he created his dog food that is like, you know, I have great dames only lived like seven eight years. He has a dog food that is like, you know how you have great dames only lived like seven eight years.

He has a dog food that- For large breeds, it's called large breeds. That makes these dogs live like 17, 18 years. Is it? Yeah. I tell you, these dogs live a long time because the poodle, they breed the, because of the poodle lives such a long life, right? Structures. I mean, that stretches, it literally breeds out the imperfections of the,

the, the, the dog, right? I mean, I think all these, I think they're, they're attempts at these things, but I don't think that that it's all hard science like that. I think they, they try to, inbreed these traits, but it's like, you know, there's poodles that have probably died when they were five and then there's poodles that have died when they were 18. Yeah, but much lived the longest, because they have the widest, general. Yeah. No, oh, yeah, the, yeah, the Burke Young.

What's a, what's a great mid-sized dog to get that would be great around kids, but also, I could take camp and then hike in with me. I got, listen, you're going to hate that I say it. Yeah, like it's, each dog is an individual. So I always tell people to go to the shelters and meet and if they're an individual. It's not like what type of dog, it's what it's the individual. So it's like, listen, my pitpole Pacino was fantastic with kids.

Both my dogs have been fantastic with kids. My nieces and nephews, they pull them by their tail in the swimming pool when we go to the happens and shit like that. So it's like, you know, and those are pitpills where everyone would be like, ah, you fucking out of your mind. So it's individuals, it's not the those are pit bulls where everyone would be like, ah, you fucking out of your mind. So it's individuals.

It's not the breed. So, so I don't like your answer. No, my answer is you go, my answer is you go to the shelter, you find a dog, you like you. No, I want to buy the breeder. I'm not buying a shit dog. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm for me, for me, it's, it's the personality of the individual, not so much the breed.

I just don't want to dog with a broken ear. Yeah. So listen. Personality of the individual not so much. I just don't want to dog with a broken ear. Yeah, I'll listen I told you what we got our dogs we bought Calby from a breeder. Yeah, a Silky terrier breeder and then We I felt so guilty because there was so many fucking, you know I was you should have gotten it off to the so many dogs and youth love So I fucking spent two months going to these fucking adoption places with middle-aged divorce women with houses that smell like dog shit.

Trying to fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck.

I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck. I fucking fuck., no tail, no broken ear. And now I'm good. I'm good. Fucking weirdo.

I finally told the lady, she goes, what are we going to say? I go, listen, I want a girl dog. I wanted fucking small breed and I wanted to be fucking right. I go, don't give me one eye. Don't give me a long ass dog. Two weeks later she called me up with Diva, little white dog had a little something wrong with the legs Some dude was tossing him out of the back of a car So I I got Deva with my dog, but she's gone now. She's in a box. So now it's time to get a new one

Yeah, I think we're gonna go she gonna you're gonna help me with that You're gonna get me a Rolex on the cheap work. I'm not a fucking I want a real one That's easy. That's healthy. What was that? What is this? I think I'm a dark holiday. What do you got there, fucking blondie, hey here? Follow me on Instagram at Gabby as Brian.

I have a monthly show for Swen's Day of Every Month at the way station in Brooklyn. Yeah, I want you to start sleepy this episode. I want you to start going outside of Brooklyn outside. I want you to start getting gigs in Jersey. Okay. I want you to start. I don't I want you to start doing shit gigs and bad places. Okay.

Because I think you shouldn't go to gigs where you're going to fucking take a pounding and wait, it's not going to be. I'm afraid that's what you be. I'm a fat. That's what you like. I'm a hard rock. Hard rock. Hard rock. Don't ever say that again.

No, I think it's important that Brooklyn gigs are safe for you. It's your friends and fans and they're these, you know, it's a safe space. But not a pound and don't go get a pound. I'm saying this because what's going to do when you go to like fucking Uncle Vinnie, you should be hosting there. I know I have to. It's right by my house. I do a couple shows of Jersey. Oh, I love that. You need to go to fucking gigs where they're going to go. Boo. Fuck you. And because I believe that's like becoming when Deadpool became a fucking X-Men, you had to burn him to get his, his powers. And I think a comic needs to be in a corner backed up, nowhere to fucking go, feeling scared to tap into your funny, which

is in you. And then all of a sudden, it comes out and you start saying shit and doing shit and fucking or, or you take that pounding and then you never grow because of it. But she's not that type. No, she's not. She's not. She's an artist. She doesn't.

Yeah, but don't go look. I mean, switch the venue. So you have a lot of. Yeah, no, you absolutely, but if I think if you go, if you go for a pound, if you go, no, if you go to, I think if you're in places that are safe, it's not good. You never, you never forced to tap into that fucking, like when you go up over here, it's not safe. Not at all. Exactly. And it forces you to deal with your imperfections. And it forces you to adjust on the fly. and it forces you to think after the show,

like fuck what happened, what was that joke? I think those places you have to go. Yeah, yeah. Mike lives in those places, just because he looks like this, but listen, I just think it's important for you to do that. I think we're gonna start a monthly show in Asbury. Park.

I don't think you should have people that, it should be rough. I don't think you should, you, you, but let you should have people that you should be, it should be rough. I don't think it should be family. Go to places. Stop creating your vent. I mean, yeah, go to that's exactly what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Go to, you can't be the facility. Yeah, go to places that do comedy that have comics that go there and become one of the comics. And you're gonna get pounded. But don't look for the pounding. You got no, it's gonna happen.

It's gonna happen, right? It's gonna happen, but it's gonna be fucking great for you because it's gonna, you're gonna be, when you go back to these rooms of Brooklyn, you're gonna be like, fucking what? Yeah, you're gonna rip it. What's up? It's just gonna be there because you like like Deadpool man that shit just came out of you

You know me you look like shit, but listen, but when at your level when you we look you look back on it You go yeah, I really love that we never had we never had those places going up I was trying to figure out like why did we get so good so fast in Boston? It was every place we played was fucked up. And we were going on with the best comics in the fucking world, Sweeney, Gavin, Kevin Knox. We're on the same show. It's like the way Philadelphia fighters are the best because he's grown up and he's fucking shit holes and have to bang out. I think so. I think there's something to that. That's why there's all boxes from Russia. Like I would say that to any fucking comic, the good rooms are good because you

need that place to feel good. You need that place to go. That's the cherry on. That's the vacation. That's not going to earn that. There's many a night where I've done gigs outside in Jersey and then ran back to the cellar. Can I go on? So I could be like, oh, thank you all, I'm not a piece of shit. Yeah. You know, hey, thank God that joke works. You know what I mean, there were just savages and I fucking buckled. But I think it's important. I think it's important for every comics. So anyways, what do you got besides God awful tattoos?

At Michael Brucie on all social media, I have very good tattoos and I have a podcast. You can what? See, that's what kids do now. They don't, yeah. It was a funny joke and then they get it. My tattoos are really good. We grew up, it was like, you tattoo stink. I know, they kind of fucked that up.

I'm a drug addict. I have to resist the art. Yeah, they all have to reassure themselves. My tattoo is a fantastic. I tell myself good things. Go ahead. You will employ in special. I also have a podcast you can listen to. Call it a little time. That's it.

That's all you have. It's a little time. A little time. That was really what you say. I asked you if you were talking to do a mirror. What does that mean? You know what that means. It means that you have a little time. I think you should have a little time together. That was one hang on for one minute.

Hang on one second. ArtVark. ArtVark. ArtVark. Fuck an ArtVark. I almost hit him. I almost fucking, you want to fucking time? And I'm gonna steal your rings and throw them out the window

giving the homeless people. ArtVark. ArtVark. ArtVark. Okay, my sea rings. You want the rings? No, you give me the rings why so on them? You're just giving back to him later. Hey cut your rings We on the subway crying I got your rings

Abby you film it Like I'll be with you in Christophe this weekend at West New York Liberty live More than a weekend there'll be a Uncle Vinnie's. So check the body. Maybe we should do Uncle. Am I? Uncle Vinnie's a spot, man. You should do. I'll go with you that weekend. You should. I'm not there, but you should. There's a Mike's. You should go to a spot. I'll do it when Mike's there. You should lose his headlining. I don't know the guy. It's some guy from Percy. Do it. Yeah. Yeah. try to talk to Vinnie be like, and he knows your father. Yeah.

You should. Your father comes every time. So they know them. They love him. What do you got, Chrissy? I got a men's fashion podcast with Becky at her studio. Remember to have your studios. Not that chiny on all social media.

And I designed stuff for Bobby. So you can hire me and I'll do the same for you. He's unbelievable. Amazing. Thank you. Dude, let's bring it up. Watch this. He did all these shirts at what's the website?

Remember to be happy. One person at a time, please. He also did the comment and poster, which is awesome. Who is it? The designs. Look at this. I mean, look at the car. Yeah, there you go right then.

Yeah, let's do it. It's a great shirt. That's a fucking great shirt right there. Go, yeah, buy these shirts. The hoodies just give you a chance to show them the hoodies. But here's why I love these shirts and the hoodies. Watch this. Click on it.

I love this Y key. I hope she's bringing this tonight. Look on the back on the, I mean, on the front, click on the thing. Look down the bottom. Little Y key WD. That's cool. And it's fucking great quality shit. The shirts are awesome. All right, the bottom a little like a WD That's cool and it's fucking great quality shit the shirts are awesome All right, they're a little high-end. I understand but that she actually

I said it and she think of a cheap she went for good stuff and the designs are fucking awesome Look at that we are the dudes how great is that fucking hoodie if you show up with one of these hoodies at my show I will give you the biggest hug ever and a kiss on the cheek. I don't care if you're a fucking dude from the woods. Yeah, no, they're super high quality. We weren't trying to do like the flimsy stuff like that. Yeah, really great. But the designs great. So Chris does that. Zach, Zach, then you guys. Zach, I love you. Love you too. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. You know what? con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca. Espectacularismos, monumentos, rincones de película y un sincín de aventuras te esperan. ¡Friparás!

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