Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Alien with Extraordinary Abilities

Episode Date: November 9, 2015

This week on YKWD: We have Yannis Pappas, Nicky Cody, Tim Dillon and Lenny Marcus . Recorded the night the Mets clinched the NLCS, we reminisce about sports from our youth. We also get to know Tim, who's lived a fascinating life. Nick Cody takes a beating for being Australian, but the chat room comes to his defense.   RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Can I get a mic? Oh, what the fuck? That was trying to keep it like a comic head. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down, and sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's 10 no topics, no directions. I love doing it.

Play both sides of the coin. I love doing it Side to the coin The day my podcast is popular. I might affect somebody's life. You never know I'm gonna put it in front of the... I know that. Yeah, I put it in front of Ys. You know what, dude. You know what, dude. Podcast. Thank you for joining us on a lovely Tuesday evening here at the RyeCast

Studios about the Connie Seller on the beautiful West Village of New York. We have a beautiful show for you tonight as I rummage around my iPad mini, trying to control the settings. It's gonna be a show where we're all completely distracted. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh Honest sorry, I was just joking on a nut Yannis is nuts what nuts D's nuts All right scope will go around the room introduce everybody all right Am I right we have very funny comic Tim Dylan? Hey, what's up everybody? We've been trying to get on this fucking show Happy on the back fucking gonna be the accent show to be the accent show. Three New Yorkers on Australia.

Three New Yorkers on Australia. Long Island, Halloween, New Yorkers. Apparently it's gonna be the talk over everybody's show, Yannis. Sorry. Does that in here word anybody just said? And then we know we got Yannis Popus. Yes.

The Yannis Popus, the mother fucker, who everybody loves. It's a be back. I'm glad to have you back, dude. I'm sorry I'm a little distracted. Can you find that app for me to sound, we have sound effects now. Oh, very nice. I have one. I have three sound effects. But one is a boo just in case. So I'm taking the place of the bandana. Dude, you, you look great, dude. Thanks, man. Yeah, you really, I remember we used to have you on, you're a little, a little,

little, a little dumpier. A little dumpy on us. A dumpier is a good way to describe it. Yeah, you were fat. You were just a little dumpy. Kind of spilling out on the sides. Yeah, now you're like, little hi-yan ass. You haven't gained it back either. No. Once you came back from the other Miami. Once you take it off and you start getting that attention,

you're like, you know, I'm not putting it back on. No, that hasn't happened to me. Seven times. No. Yeah, my body was like, you know, when you like, you try to stuff a garbage bag in a garbage can and it doesn't Qu a fit it smells out a little on the sides dude your But yeah, you you were actually I mean you look you couldn't tell but you only way you could tell is if you when you got

Skinny I mean if I was standing next to you can't tell but otherwise Wow, I was skimmed compliment but apparently I'm taking it I'm just trying to find a sound app on here. He saw me alone out there, you'd be like, that's a dumpy-looking dude. No, you weren't dumpy, dude. Let me talk to the mic, because it is my show. I've done this before.

Fucking asshole, I am. You're one of those guys, look, of course you look at me, like, oh, that guy's chubby, or you fat. Oh, I've told you. Looks good on you. But the worst compliment, it's literally the shittiest thing any fucking guy with hair Can say to a fucking chubby guy dude, and look that's like saying good. I love that Toma you pull it off It's like going to burn victim. No, I love that you have no lips

The way you look you see all your teeth you get great teeth. I wouldn't be able to see how good your moles are if you weren't burnt Hey, did you see the snapchat? Call me central. How do you know there was a the clean snapchat has the joke of the day Whatever and Bobby was Bobby's bit like when you were 29 years old with hair Yeah, and you're living in LA crush you were fucking completely different. Yeah, dude I'll show you. You want to see it? Where's my phone?

I got a, huh? Oh, I got to go to, yeah. I stop. That's what I do. That's the way I do people. I'll just stop and go off and I'll get to you. I let's get to the analogy. What I want to say is, not because you're

fucking the worst action in the world. Thank you very much. Has risen its fucking ugly head. No, I must say that I if you think the Australian one's bad New York comedians attempting an Australian accent is equally bad. You don't think so? That's not bad. That is not bad.

It goes up in the end. Lenny, Lenny, Marcus. The game's on Lenny. On behind me over here. Do you want to switch seats with somebody? Switch seats. I don't want to go to the Chris. No, don't switch with Chris.

Let's go. What are you going to find? We're fine. I'll show you. I actually got a photo from my great friend, Joe Yonetti, amazing comic in Boston. You know what I noticed? Did you were skinny, man?

What? You had great lips. I still do have good lips. But they were more pronounced than for some reason. I will never let you take away these lips. You would hate it good lips, but they were more pronounced then for some I will not I will never let you take away these lips You know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Someday your fucking Greek and the food you How old are you brother? 40 40 do you come at home? I just told you got a smoking chick as soon as you're fucking drop that seed

Get the kid you get right now you're motivated by Fear okay, once you get that fucking house in the suburb, once you get that cave running around, once you don't have to work on the Saturday in Brooklyn at the fucking Mulberry Hut syrup factory, wherever you do your gigs, okay? You're gonna fucking be all of a sudden one night after, I don't gonna go in tonight. And she's like, I made a suvaca.

I made a suvaca. made a mookalaka I mean oh you did yeah well let me teach you how to make the mususukis and then one tit two tit fuck and three tit more you'll come down and you better hope that I'm not on my comeback tour you better not hope that the kids a little older I got a little more freedom you you know what I mean? And things are going, I'm okay, woohoo, paint the mortgage off time to get abs again. That's what, you better not hope that,

because I'll fucking catch you. I'll catch you right out there with those titties. You'll be in fucking overall, so you'll be like, dude, come on, put those away. You're gonna get fat again, dude, I know it. How much bigger will you? I was like, they said I was dumpy. I mean, wait, why is I was 225?

Yeah. So I was heavy. I didn't look, yeah, I was just, I had like a fatter face and I was just kind of falling out. You look good now. Yeah, was it Miami to did it? Miami in a good breakup will do it.

The best weight plan on the market. Nice little bit, just can't keep food down. That's the best way to go. Nah. Well, going to Miami and you were also on this amazing show. I was on a new morning show. Yeah, well, amazing. Well, you had to lose weight for that.

I had to lose weight, yeah. You, they, they, they, look, man. See yourself on camera, you're eating dinner either. Yeah, well, I continue to do that. I still eat, I just don't eat late. So that's the, it's a simple thing. Cut out sugar. I just drink water, got rid of beer. I have, I don't eat late. Oh, that's the simple thing cut out sugar. I just drink water got rid of beer I have I don't drink so simple so simple. I was shot thought of you don't need to do you you're built like you chopped trees

Yeah, you really have built like fucking Hugh Jackman. Yeah, I just get by in Bigotatia. It's a mess under here Man, you can't come to the US where they are putting on white. It's the best part about it. I can't listen to you the amp putting on white. It's the best part about it. I can't listen to you. I will slow down. Do you work out it all? Nick Cody, I fucking love you. Just as well. Jack, I mean he's, he's, he's, you know what he looks like? If you take, can you do an American accent? Try it. I'll give you, I'll give you an example. Tonight on TBS TBS the New York men play the Chicago Cubs Game three that's not bad dude and and you look like you could be like special forces. Yeah That's the best compliment my he looks like a American sniper. Yeah, like he's an army guy But they get the best food when they do get food looks like he's got a couple bodies under

Yeah, yeah girlfriend will be losing her mind at this because I've done shows for the troops over in Afghanistan. I became friends with a bunch of essayist guys which are like your Navy SEALs. And yeah, she will not like the fact that you've said I look like them because I'm already trying to act like that.

What? Got a military backpack. Really? Oh, that's good. Yeah. I almost bought one yesterday. Really? Yeah, but then I was like, you know what, that's stupid. Because I was in bought one yesterday. Really? Yeah, but I then I was like you know what that stupid

Because I was in the military. Wait. Well you went on was I don't know. Well you look like you could have it I they'd be the people would look at me and be like what happened Like did you like they come up with a fancy estate? Yeah, like I exactly Hey, you have the band a leader though. What does that fucking noise? I don't know is that you with the microphone? No. What? I don't know. Someone keeps touching their microphone.

I don't know who that is. No, no, no, no, no. Let me. I'll find who it is. I'll find who it is. I don't think it's me. All right, nobody touched this thing. All right, I'm sorry.

I just, maybe I should have said that in my head. How's it going? No, but he does look like he comes from like generations of dudes who've like fucking murderers, killers, fucking- Yeah, but when he talks- No, it's wrong. But then when he talks it's like, oh this guy's fucking a bird watching. That's the kooka dude!

Right there, right there! There we go mate. Oh, the machuck me came down from the fucking mountaintop. Oh, look at the disharrowing! I remember last time I was here, Dan Soda said, I look like a B-action movie stunt double, which I can't forget now. Yeah, you look like the guy that will tap out the guy

and the super star. Yeah, like you'll come in and be like, okay, like if Lenny had to do stunts, you'd come in and do it. You look like a guy who's comfortable living outdoors. Lenny, you look like a guy that will survive. A couple of people could never live outside of a building. Yes who's comfortable living outdoors. Lenny, you look like a guy that we'll survive. You could never live outside of a bit. Yes, I comfortable living indoors.

Lenny markets everybody, my good friend, my lunch with Lenny every Tuesday, except for this Tuesday last Tuesday before. But thank you for coming to the show. Of course we have Deepu, we have Lauren, we have Chris Gopo, Fatass, the Indian and Sexy Kelly in the house and myself right now What's the score of the match? We're watching the match line to one match bottom third and flushing Queens is going crazy You think they're gonna win. I think they're gonna win man. They're playing loose They're having fun out there and Chicago's already blown. It's one two punch man. They're two pictures

That's why we can't get back to them. That's the most I don't think you will You got Daniel Murphy. He's fucking crushing it dude. He got another home run today. This is fifth straight game. No six home run six home run fifth straight game correct Sports talk. What's going on? Who's on right cast? This game is a nerve it the nerve wrecking I hate what why are they nervous because he's a met I'm a meds fan. Okay, and we don't have this. Okay, wait, you know what? He makes a good point. He scopo, give him that fact. He wasn't even alive. I wasn't even alive. I've always seen losing with the meds.

You were alive in 86. No, no, he wasn't alive. He didn't say alive. He said alive. I wasn't alive. He wasn't alive. He wasn't a fucker alive in 86. He was alive in 86. What? That in 86. I was alive in 86. I was alive in 86. I was alive in 86. I was alive in 86. I was alive in 86. I was alive in 86.

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Fuck it's Maybe they just want to get a better load in there and not me then if that would have been sacred hot wouldn't it had a catcher? What what's school did you go to sacred hot wouldn't have had a second string catcher there string They're string catcher. Get it right great open catcher How many? You have a ring did the catcher body happen first before the position? I was always a fucking I started catching in the third grade so you developed it Yeah, that's and fast. Yeah, yeah, you call it a catcher's body. It's a catcher's body for sure Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he has a buddy like he has a Suzuki truck

But with the lower half thick that's cuz he's just been squatting down the whole life. Yeah, we know All I did I Think you got this job. What's up? I have I look I stopped caring. I know I spent this to you. I know you're a big sports guy I was gonna ask you ever played anything played anything. Yeah, like sports. Yeah, of course I did don't know eating contests with himself It was pretty good Cuz you skinny back fatty

Because you skiddy, you just get your fucking mousse up. You'll see it on the floor. You might have great food to the best. He already went back in time, and now he's going for it. He was going for it. He's going for it, yeah. I actually, I played baseball when I was a kid. Yeah, but no one ever went to my games. Every, I had a stepfather was a piece of shit, never went.

My mother had a work, so she couldn't go. And then every time you know, we won or something happened good, it was like all these families and I was just walking home alone with a glove. You know, so I remember when we won the West Medford Hill side, I was in West Medford. It's so fucking New England right there West Memphis Hillside versus the East Method. Yeah, he versus East Kid over here third fucking Bob Fowl those kids fucking third base He's 12 he's got good kick in West What do you guys have for 49 straight dragons?

I got a lady of hope for the Mackle conception That's what I got sacred. Hi, we don't bug. It's Bonnie's the lady of Hopers, the Mackle conception. And that's what I got. I say, go, hi, we don't bug. It's Bonnie's this weekend. Oh, we fucking play the Bonnie's. I play Bonnie's. You play Bonnie's? I play with the same saviors.

And we play Bonnie's. Bonnie's this fucking smack. Bonnie's will fucking good. Killed Spanish kids. Yeah. We, uh, huh. But I remember I won. I remember I came in slitting on my knees

for the winning catch, for Westmef to win for the first time in time. First of all, first time in a winning catch. What is it like a home plate? What'd you do? First of all, if you listen, cause you're stupid. Fuck a fuck of a dumb. Uh-huh, that's where you get. What did that?

Now you're gonna lose the game, you fat fuck. Just to the ass. I slid in to make the winning catch in left field on my knees. Do you get it now dumb dumb? I got it. Oh, so apologize. You fuck I'm sorry Robert fucking stepping on shit. You barely funny slow down Did you get we let me say it we get it? You're good on your knees. I go see that would have been better Yeah, just waited. I fucking caught it Everybody pig piled on me. Oh no because I cried because I like to be suffocated Everybody pig piled on me. Oh no because I cried because I like to be suffocated

I was on the bottom going I can't read Yeah, I couldn't fucking breathe that I'm sorry. I'm a fucking I just watch was about getting a hug so it sounds like you got what you wanted Not by a bunch of kids from kids. How old were you? I was young, like 10. Maybe nine. It was just before I started drinking. I see you as a second baby. Nine.

Wait, wait, wait. I pitched, I pitched, played left field first base. Okay. And I catched once in a while. But mostly pitched in left field. But then we won. I have the trophy at my, my my my mother's house. Yeah, I have the trophy But I remember walking home home. I remember everybody had a fate like their mom and dad or whatever and I remember We got root beer and I got a root beer and I just remember being at the park and everybody kind of dispersed

Nobody before right I just like I'm gonna give you a ride. You would have? Yeah. Why don't you give me one now? I'm not fucking normal bad. I was fucking terrible.

It was terrible. And then my earlier than that, my sister played, and she was better than me, which sucked. Was that your last game? And did you keep... Jesus Christ, you have a great voice for real. Yeah, that's what's real bad.

Let me taste. I don't know what it is. Sports, you don't know sports. I know nothing about sports. I would eat unfortunately. You would know that I look everybody comes up to you and I start talking to me about football. Right. And I always have like a hoodie on. I look like a guy that you need football injured himself. I wouldn't even started drinking. He looks like everything he's not. Everything that I appear to be I'm not.

So buddy, I swear to God, I thought you'd know every, a lot of people do baseball, nothing. Football. I was on swim team. You, I was on swim team. I would race anybody in the room. I was pretty good. This is true.

When my parents, Lenny, he's a Jew. He might get me. No, when I was I was younger my parents I was like a child actor when I was a little kid. What? So my parents told I was gay which I am gay. So my parents say wait wait wait wait stop stop stop stop stop stop stop. There's a lot happening. Okay. There's a lot. She's a lot going on. So my dad gay. Yeah. No no, no, you're not no bad listen a fucking game So they wanted to get me in sports So they put me in problem with but you don't sound okay. I'm fucking gay dad But you don't sound that

It's like my parents don't accept me now. They just don't believe you. Yeah, they were so they put me my dad tried to get me in with sport So I wouldn't end up being gay. So they put me in swim team Why wait a Swat I need you to slow down. I need you to slow down. We'll get a fucking ahead of the game You're dad didn't want to put you in sports, so you wouldn't be gay. I think he did I think he know you were gay. I think he started to get a idea Because one day I he came home from work and I when I this was like no I was 11 years old I got to tell us come on kids up the block to show me their

penises and when I got home my dad my dad the lady this kid's mom had called my father over to the house right and I'm watching my dad hear the story. Right. And I'm in my house just seeing his face. And I see like the five stages of grief in his face. And he's just hearing the story. And I just hear my dad, like he's dying inside. Yeah.

And he walks into my house. He's like, listen, I just talked to a chill. And I don't even want to tell you what she told me. Right. And I'm like, so don't. You know, I was like, you said that. He was like, don't. You don't have to tell anything. And we just left it at that. Like, he's like, don't you know He's like don't you don't have to tell you and I and we just left it at that right?

Like don't I will be you probably like a leaven no shit. Yeah, so he's like 10 or 11 But it's like don't ever do that again So then it was like we got to get him doing something. Let's put him in a room with naked dudes, which is swim team really Swim a little bit about swimming if everyone wants to yeah, yeah, what was your stroke? Swimming in everyone wants to yeah, what was your stroke? Swimming in a lot of flounder That's the hardest Hey, I'm kidding Hey, I'm kidding So technically a hickron

I love that thing This is it, Biden I thought that's how the cure goes So yes, I mean that, so I'm not, but people come up to me and bars and stuff and they they're like, what do you think about the giants? They're like, let me see your penis I don't know, you want to hang out with your discussant. I love the fact that he's a little much.

I love the fact that he said he got a couple kids and they were to show him. Yeah, I said, they're penis. Like I said, we all should show our penises. And none of us should tell. And we all did fucking rap bastard. We all did, but no, we're going to write Henry. After the cold.

All right, what? I didn't hear you. I said, everybody, we should all just show each other our penis, because nobody should tell, nobody should tell you know and everybody did that But then everyone told wow because they were rats. Yeah, the guy the size asked me to show him I would do it. I'd be like okay, whatever you want. It's won't beat me up. I do it now I do it in front of my wife funny shut up. Let this happen Max Max take show

Let this happen. Max, take a show here. Yeah, so that's the sports and not, yeah. That's fucking nuts, man. So wait a minute, so when did your father find out? I told him when I was 25 years old. 25 years ago. So about five years ago. Yeah, where are you from?

I'm from Long Island. You're from Long Island. Yeah, when you told your dad, did he go, did he look at you like, come on. He was kind of I Think he thought I tell him I was going back to college is true story really yeah, I think he thought cuz I said I sit down They make it changes. He's like that's great, you know

He's like his to cuz I was working in mortgages and I was kind of falling apart So I think he's like well, he's finally realized he needs a degree You know what I mean and then I sat down with him and I'm like I'm gay and he was just kind of thrown Hey, just eating you y'all know you be his dad and you can just do it. Yeah, absolutely. I'm ready. Hey dad How are you hold on hold on hold on hold on watch the mess hold on I got two screens going right now to ranges and the mess come on come on kid This doesn't happen to mess a plane in July. So what is it? What is it? Listen? I want to tell you a quick thing Hold up hold up. Are we going down to the shore later?

Are we going to the hamdys for the summer? We're gonna we're gonna try all right. Yeah, we're gonna try so what happened? I'm a homosexual Thank you very much and what yeah, yeah, I know You said what yeah, Timmy Timmy. Yeah, I'm not gonna date women anymore. Fuck that's what I said I never said gay. I was like I'm just not gonna date women anymore. Fuck, that's what I said. I never said gay. I was like, I'm just not gonna date women. So you did date women. I did. I had a girlfriend, a chubby Italian girl

that we used to go with. And we used to eat a great restaurants, Peter Luger, Il Molino, up the block. That's funny when you're never done a track and you remember all the other details. Yeah. We had great meals. We had great meals, great conversations.

Never touched each other. It was pretty good. You never got, you never. Shelby girls don't always need everything that like a little girl. Because they don't want to get naked. They feel better just getting everything else but having to get naked.

So we got El Molino off the block and he's as big a talent you couldn't move after we would. Right, really? Yeah, we would just, so it was like, I'm so full. I guess we can't fool around. Yeah. Have a good night. You never fooled around with the chick ever? No, I did. I did. It wasn't a word- stuff. I was so full. I guess we can't fool around. Yeah. Have a good night. You never fooled around with a chick ever?

No, I did. I did. It wasn't a word-winning, I don't think. I mean, it worked. All the parts worked. I mean, it wasn't the worst thing I've done. What was it like? It was like doing something that I wanted to do well,

even though I wasn't really having a ton of fun. Like comedy for Chris. That was a fucking talk. That just came out. That was like, sorry. like comedy for Chris That was like teacher two-year-old had to hit you just lobbed into him I feel Chris look at me a minute before I said it Fucking Bobby the planets align yeah, well, that's fucking nice man. Sorry. So I that was the longest answer to Do you know anything baseball, I think? What do you say, that's like, I need you know what I mean? It's more than that was literally his question.

That's the answer I've ever heard. Yeah, that was a pretty long one. But you might as well know it all. Well, I stopped. I was really in the sports, up until, and this is a fact, up until the giants beat the Patriots the first time. I've said this before, it made me feel like I was in a cult. I was pissed off, I was fucking.

It does, it sucks. It's like, I feel shitty enough in this business. I, you know what I mean? There's so many things that make me feel sad and fucked up. This was the thing that makes me feel good. But for some reason, now I wanna drive my car into a wall as fast as I can. I still, I remember you on Obie and Anthony that day.

Because the time difference in Australia, the Super Bowl is on a Monday morning at 10 a.m. So, and then later a night, no one knows how to do a show, come home or you'd be with friends, whatever, and listen in, and I remember you calling in and saying, you were crying and you had all sorts of sources on your shirt. You had more than one source on your shirt.

I just remember that being of with like you having the worst time. To more, to more so there's a lot of sources. If there's any size. I had more than one source on my shirt. I had ranch. There was a little mustard. My mom had some mimbles. That's awesome. I had more than one so much. I had ranch, there was a little mustard, my mom ate some mimbles.

That's also the weirdo stance of what you do at the Super Bowl. Well, I look, I love, I love, I went to the Porta House, steakhouse in New Jersey. Look, if you smoke cigars and you like good food and steaks, this is the fucking only Pionis. Yannis. If I'm talking anybody on the show, it's you. The guy from Ireland, okay? To ship back two containers full of shit, like from churches, like a wood beam, 700 years old from a church.

The whole place is made with stones and windows and stuff from Ireland. Okay? And it's a, there's the steakhouse and then you walk down a hall and there's this other room. It's like being in the Lord of the Rings. That's how fucking beautiful this place is. Just an Irish pub. Beautiful humidor. Huge. Wow. So you can sit at the table and eat your steak and have your wedge salad and have your fucking dessert and your coffee. And at the end of your meal, at the same fucking table, you just ate your poor house for two. You light up a fucking bat. Wow, they bring over on a silver tray.

And you, in the TV, the pets are on, the pets are on right there. The pets are on right there. That's beauty. There's fucking TVs everywhere. And guess what else? To top it off, smoke and hot waitresses and bartender. Wow.

And a manager that's cool as shit. Kind of looks like my friend Cody. Little fucking potbellier. Let's go. Everything except the building sounds non Irish. You say beautiful waitresses, there's football on a TV. That's the jersey. Of course you're going to get that in jersey.

What, an Irish pub? No, hot waitresses. You know what people are? I get it, first of all, settle down with your fucking jersey spiel. Okay, amazing people The new jersey is that you pitching new jersey to me and out of town It's like we've got hot waitresses come over from that restaurant. I blew a guy in that parking lot once What's your

Blue guy in that parking lot? Oh really? I would love if they had an app where you blue guys. You could actually put the thing to make the constellations, like to make the big dipper on the map in your town. Why would you just be solid blocks? Why do I want to know this full story? Like Bobby wanted to know Tim's story so bad. I'm like, wait, so what happened? Tommy, why are you interviewing early?

I interviewed him. So I was in high school. No Tim's story so bad. I'm like wait, so what happened? Tell me why. Are you interviewing her on the last interview? So I was in high school. Do it in my way, wait, start from the beginning. I want to hear this. Do it as Tim's dad. This is interesting. What do you mean? Could you hang with my son for an hour?

He loves steak and tiramisu. You can't get out. Go for a pass. You're not fucking gay. Hey, hey, hold this ball. Don't suck it hold it. Oh, did take it out of your mouth Don't blow the whiff of wall bat. Hey I think I'm gonna say suck it. Oh, well, that I would be I wouldn't believe if I was your dad I wouldn't believe you he had a tough time. I think he had but I think he was okay with it I still don't believe you yeah

I a lot of my friends from long Island prove it me as a joke Dug off if I make the man or something like a we just go to New York and tell these comedians you're lying about being gay I don't get nervous because I'm like they'll believe it. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're like Steve Rossini It's my it's my steamy fantasy You told scopo you a gay 10 years ago and now it sticks To wait in me Listen, so you have to do you date? I mean I take gay people. I don't think we don't date as much like straight people

They don't really go straight. Why? It's because there's really no point to that. You do? Why? Why are you talking to me like Madden? You're talking to me like a point to a scream. There is no point to that. If you got three guys, you got a guy and a girl and a guy and a girl. These three guys can suck each other's digs, and then go right through the guy and the girl to the movie theater, and then go home. It's just because dudes and people get mad at me for saying this kind of,

and I think you'll probably get me. Dudes are like more like animals than women are, so like if you see somebody... Well, apparently. And not at Jersey. Not at Jersey. But it's like, you'll go out with a guy and hate each other. I thought I was the only guy who blew up mistakes You could go out with somebody and hate them and still end up hookin up with them really yeah, so you could blow I could blow Scopo absolutely and I can

Everybody I'm sure you're gay you're fucking talking like you're trying to sell me stock right? That's how I get dick. I talk exactly like that Listen here the benefit right now What a buy before I want to get off on the ground floor like gay time shit I take me out for a meal, but 15 minutes you have to From now you could triple your blowjob How many blowjob you get me and Mary there?

Four. I guarantee four in the first week. I'll be a great commander. I will suck your dick eight times this week. Dude, you could molest me, like get me drunk, molest me, and fuck, and I'll wake up in the morning, and you'd be like, I'd be like, I still don't believe you. Yeah.

I think I was just talking about fuck. I had a booker of a club in New York City tell me he goes, he goes, we think you're really funny because why are you doing the gays? I've wanted to do something real. And I said, well, that is real. He goes, really? He goes, really? I said, yeah, he's like, all right.

You know, it was just, it's hard to believe it. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you talk like a, you know. You get it, guys? What do you think? Yeah, do you think of this as well? Yeah, some of them some of them do what's your type then? It's tight this kind of unattainable like a like a like a look like a Duke you know lacrosse player Wall Street guys

Essentially, you know like you don't like you don't like talking balls I don't like nobody that looks like me the guys Nobody that looks like me. The guys who, yeah, sorry. I have a husband. The guys who like me are usually what is kind of weird, did the opposite to me. It's a guy who is so effeminate. That's because I'm Michigan, I love it.

It's literally people. First of all, Dix wouldn't be able to touch, which is no fun. Right, that's not gonna work. That's well thought out. That's well thought out. Always like this. Yeah.

You need a guy like Lenny, with that fucking rock and rubber. Yeah, right, right. Yeah. You need a guy like Lenny with that fucking cock and rubber. Yeah, dude, well, it's your voice, dude. And you're big. Well, you got that recipe. You got to, dude, if there's any fucking voice, you know, a guy, stereotypical guy, voice.

I mean, yeah, that fucking, hey, I love football. I love cock and football. That's kind of, you know what I mean, yeah, that fucking hey, I love football. I love my cock and Kind of you know what I mean Well, yeah, now do you live with you live by yourself? Yeah, and it's still alive two roommates I don't really know I'm looking at really yeah, it's so fucking weird that you guys all like a lot of comics Yeah, live in a story with two guys that you don't fucking I'm once a DJ one's I don't even know what the other one does blog It's political bloggy really yeah And you don't fucking stop and just have breakfast or hang out or

Scheduled with the bartenders out all night and he sleeps all day, right? So it's like nobody really hang on Lenny Are you having a nervous breakdown? Listen You're corrupt you just falling apart You sit there with your head like, oh, God, my hands make sense over here. The game's on and there's the talking game. The talking game. I'm not gay, I'm Lenny.

That would you... That's what's going on inside. Yeah. Yeah. When you jirly at the end, you fucking jerk them, just fucking heart. That'sed it to a fucking jerk. I'm just fucking hard. Fuckin' yeah. That's why I'm getting like that. You can't jerk it dick soft. I think you do it in medium. I don't think you have to do

a crazy... Do it in medium. I don't think you have to do it angrily. Yeah, I try not to do it in angrily. No, you should do it nice. He's got those biggest pause at Chat you the next time I go I'll give it to every you know, you can critique me. I'm good I'll get caught by my wife Like what's this? I was a guy with the fuck On the show last three podcasts I literally just been all gay. I mean am I real? I am not sure last week was what whoa Zach was last week were on I mean, am I real? I am. That's true. Last week was what? Whoa, Zach.

Well, last week we're on, I swear to God, I might as well. I mean, last week, Zach, out of the gate was it? Yeah, I sucked the X-Mounts in a while. And I was like, huh? Zach. Zach Amiko. Zach Amiko, who's just like, yeah, if there's a guy at a amount of party and he's cute, I'll blow him.

I've done it. I'm like, okay, I'm cool with that. And then, Mike Lawrence was like, yeah, I did a guy for three weeks in college. And I'm like, okay, I'm cool with that. And then my Florence was like, yeah, I did a guy for three weeks in college And I'm like, what exactly Lenny? What? Versi shows up. I was like, what the hell is going on here? Tim Dylan, he wouldn't be able to make sense. He just handles it. I'm fucking my tenons on iTunes. I don't want my fucking my things on iTunes. I don't want my I don't want my billboard. I don't want my fucking my my my my my

I'm maybe fucking associated with gay. I mean I like gay people but what the fucking you know you talk about smoking bad time. I mean I'm talking about cigar. I gotta call bird. Fuck bird. Fuck your kid. I don't fucking know what the fucking wow. You know, I mean, I like gay people, well fine, but gee, I live in Westchester, 45 minutes away from the city, that's why I live up there. I'm a fucking peach tree in the backyard, fucking deer walk by, I got the kids,

no fucking gay, what the fuck is that? Yeah. That's literally what his podcast sounds like. What's that? That's literally what his podcast sounds like. And Deep that? That's literally what his podcast sounds like and deep Who's in the Deepo I met that in the best way back fact fact Teller of deep who the fuck he's over there Indian to get a quick

Derek queer what the fuck Bobby might be I don't know what the fuck. Oh, what kind of fucking people? What the fuck I got a fucking I don't want the fuck to go What the fuck? I gotta fuck him. I don't want the fuck to go But we really he and the week before that it was fucking I Know I was with no the owner of the so that's when no one was came into about a little man boy now I'm a man boy. What's servant? Wait a go. I don't want to get into it So he was a little more wasn't gay. He just had a man boy. They didn't have sex He just rubbed his feet and told them you shall leave you a woman. She know three you ride

What year was this that's what grows with me out you see a hot tranny and then they burp They burp like guys Hey, Poppy, how are you? It's the only surgery that's not available. Yeah, you can't make it a girl, but sorry, I have a lot of dreams, Poppy. I'm your reason, but what's up? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Sorry, oops, voice crack.

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It's this season's amazing, and I don't know why I'm talking talking about it. I hear something, Colin Quinn has cop show. It's this season's amazing, and I don't know why I'm talking with the list. I don't know why. I think I'm trying to develop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've done the wrong thing. Wasn't that list, but it was a fucking, it was a learning disability list.

It was a difference. Your list is like this. This list was like this. This list was like that. Yeah. No, I, uh, uh, it was a club show. It's great. And I played, um, sister ping, a female Tibetan heroin drug smuggler. So it's coming out.

But I, you know, it's- Can I show them the picture or not? I already showed them, I think. Oh. Yeah, I already showed you, right? Yeah, I showed every last week. You're actually recreating the same. Last week's show out, but I you know, can I show them the picture or not? I already showed it my thing. Yeah, I already showed you right? You showed me a show every last week. You're actually recreating the say last week show is literally. Oh, sorry. And now you're what else you want to talk about? What happened? Let's hold on. Let me just say I've showed a two people. I love by the way. I've showed it to you know, my podcast and I showed it right.

Just by listening now. Right. I love her. It's spoken on. She said your gorgeous. I'm I'm good looking at a chubby woman and she's not the only one my friend Abby also said he's more beautiful as a woman at hurts mine that hurts that actually I don't know they meant it as a total compliment well that hurts I don't know how that I mean again like the fucking burn victim heard I mean what the fuck her victim the one you said your lips are good fat part. I don't know what you said. Skinny guy. Skinny guy.

Yeah, when you were skinny, they were more prominent. Yeah, I don't know what you, you know what, dude? Did you see that? You know what, dude? You know what, man? These are compliments. It's not like you said, I'm prettier as a woman. I did not say that.

That's coming from, but they said you were pretty as a woman. Prittier. Well. Yeah, that's not fucking good. Why? They were like, ooh. I'm a man.'s why i have a pecker

that's why lenso agree to disagree that's not a deal with the reason why i'm a fucking cuck sucker uh... the fuck what that's like that me saying you look better i don't know is what it doesn't matter it doesn't matter uh... any who I don't know is what it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter Anywho this whole sport your big sports guy. I wouldn't think you're a big sports. I know I have the opposite problem Exact opposite Lenny. I look at you. I want to ask you how how do you play Dungeons and Dragons? How do you fix a computer? You know how many dogs can you walk at one time?

That's what I want to ask you you know are your allergies bother. Yeah, what are all the Jewish holidays? That's what I would that's what I would ask you is it hard to be a dentist These are the questions I would ask you but apparently you know you're a fence to none of that by the way you shouldn't because I didn't call you You know you're a fence to none of that by the way you shouldn't cuz I didn't call you fat Look at the dress People said you were beautiful and you took actually there was a couple girls on set that were kind of Like I think if I dressed up as a woman. I think I'd get more pussy I'm not kidding. There was a couple girls on set. Well, like I have to see this picture

Like you're pretty. I'll show you right now. They actually said, um, you look actually really, by the way, Tim Dylan looks exactly. There's a doota. There's a buzz. Yeah, look at the TV here. Is it that? Tell me if it's gone, chatroom. Uh, the headphones cable. It might be this.

It might be that. Yeah, excuse me. Sorry. Wow. That's just. the Yeah, but we got one out now with a man on third. So could look good for the meds and all we need is a pop fly Fly right here. Yeah, and filled in But they're not strikes out. He's he's a he's not a contact hit him. Yeah He did hit that bomb the other night though hit the app hit the app. That was 431 Really first first bowl ever hit the apple the fourth in the new stadium Did you need me to translate it into cricket terms? Yeah, I think this has gone now. Oh my God, let me see that.

I'm not allowed to home my phone. That's crazy. Why can't I hold you for? Because it's my phone. I don't trust you at all. You don't look like a woman, dude. You look like a Chinese person. You don't look bad.

Yeah. Yeah. You do look kind of pretty though. Yeah, it's the lips. It makes it look good. Very elegant. Oh boy. This is fucking sad. You know, I want can you send that to me? I want to make it my screen saber I said it to Chubby. I'm not hot Might be made fun of to your skinny Friends, can I please get that photo? No, I can't why because I can't reveal it after the show

Yes, I will definitely give it to you out on the fucker. I'm rooting for the cubs bitch I'm kidding. I want the mess to him. Um pictures precious. It is I'm I mean, I'm a good looking guy. No literally. It's precious it's precious. That's funny. Anyways, I went to this fucking sports party other night, that you apparently swallowed kids in. Oh, oh, lots of them. We gotta get to that again. Only one, right?

Only one time? Probably like the surrounding area too. No, our husband has listened to this upset, she doesn't blow them now. Really? Maybe she's a blower husband? Yeah, but he doesn't listen to the show. Yes, does he? No, I don is listening to this upset and she's in blow now really Blower husband. Yeah, but he doesn't listen to the show No, I don't think so. Hopefully not

I know I heard knock at the door and a shotgun. I'm literally gonna start sucking his dick I don't like I like guys. I just want to say don't worry. I'm not gay. It's not gay. Don't worry. It's all a trick It's all a trick just keep going. Why you gripping my hair? My hair's gone. I can't help it. I'm a big fucking man. That's not my kid. That's Dan's kid. Look at his hair.

I do want to say the Yelp reviews for that venue, because one is really going to stand out. If you did what you did in a car park, there is going to be somebody saying the parking attendant was super helpful. Five stars. Who gives a shit about the food. What do you live here now? No, what do you live? I guess still based in Melbourne.

The tree is in Australia. Did I just scare you with that? No, because you think the fucking the government's gonna live. Oh no, I've got legitimate visa now. So you can come back anytime you want. So I've still got another year left on it. So I could live here now for next year.

You could live here now after that you have to go home. Yeah. And then just renew the visa. So you can just renew the visa whenever you want? Yeah, it's hard. It's very hard to get this free. To renew it or get it. It's three year work, but yeah, to get it and renew it.

It's equally as difficult. No shit. Fuck it off. Why for you guys though? I don't know. That's a very good question. They want you to prove it. I mean besides your accent is just annoying. Fuck it off. Fuck it off. Why for you guys though? I don't know. That's a very good question. They want you to prove it.

I mean besides your accent is just annoying. And most of us don't want you here because you're ruined loss. And I've been told by a lot of waitresses, Australians, the worst tip is ever. Oh really? It's, why does it hurt? I thought we were good at it.

I thought we knew what we were doing. It's just 20% isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, unless she's fucking really cool, you get real little more. Unless she blows you in the parking lot. Yeah.

Then you throw her next to five. They go sweet odd five. Five? How you ever find five? What a budget. 22%. I mean, after you shoot you load, you know, you know, five will do.

Isn't it a weird thing though, that the psychology that goes into that that the fact that before you're before you come the passion and The fantasy and the way your brain can just take you where you need to go to The manipulation you can talk right now Weird though the manipulation you can talk right now. Huh? Isn't weird though. You didn't even look how much. How the fuck was that? If he just went into Ted Talk mode.

Isn't it strange that the psychology, the passion, you're talking about busing and nut, dude. But let me get to it. Let me get to it. I knew you were right. I was going a little. That's how I came out to my dad, that exact speech. Literally how I said it. It's like dad. I you're right. I was going to my dad that exact speech

Literally how I said it like dad. I mean it was that isn't it the psychology Your fist like that Fucking gay right like cock and balls what you what can't you believe about? Well, I'm saying is that the thing the places you go before you come to get to drop your load as soon as you drop your nut It's a long it's all gone. It's fucking gone before you drop your load. As soon as you drop your nut, it's all gone. It's fucking gone. Before you drop your load, you're in a magical place with a magical woman. And then all of a sudden,

you drop your load and you're in a parking lot in the port of house with a fucking seven. You went out. You went out. I guess I did. You called your seven. It would have been funny if I said 4 1 half

But you're not that I want to hurt your feelings Fuck I should have said 4 1 half Fuck her feeling I think that's what you were saying about Gay dudes like mates of mine in Australia Gay guys will show me grinder right and at like we'll be in an airport lounge Came in your pants. Yeah, what the this is too good bit in an airport lounge They'll be like this dude wants to hook up with me right now in that airport lounge. Really?

Yeah. In the airport lounge. Yeah, I've had friends that like, we're talking in the airport lounge. They're like, oh, Cody, I'll be back. That is. They'll go hook up with someone and then come back. In the fucking way.

Yeah, where? In the airport, in the bathrooms in the airport. Oh, well, okay, I don't understand this, okay. What are you, how do you do that? That I've never done. Yeah, what's the show to be? What do you say, Michelle? I've never blown anyone into bathroom the airport yes but I would get arrested I'm the guy that gets arrested for you too big to your big can you're

gonna get stopped I'm not gonna yeah yeah you did it go to twink yeah that's not gonna work get his arm to jerk it's Harley and Todd but it was that he's grinder you have a wet you know you have it? Yeah, it's an apple. Can I see it? It's I was I was dating somebody so I deleted it. So we I don't have it anymore. You don't have it anymore. You don't have it anymore. When you show up for Grindr hook up, do they think you're a cop? They think I'm just gonna commit a hate crime. They bars won't let me in. They think I'm just doing a gay bitch you know like we don't want any of that tonight you know yeah sure you're gay yeah absolutely hey how you doing yeah I'm gay I'm fucking gay yeah I'm about to be four two you're uh huh it's your gay touch my dick then prove to me you're not a cop put my dick in then, proof to me you're not a cop.

Put my dick in your mouth and proof that you're not a cop. It's always like, you can't voice up a little bit when you go out. I don't, yeah I've been told, but you do do better in the industry if I did. I don't. It's an industry, you know the gay, like a lot of gay men, like in the entertainment industry, they have this idea what a gay dude is. And sometimes when I walk in, like I tested for show on Bravo,

and I just did it because my manager was like, why don't you just go in there and do this. Literally, it was just all what you guys are thinking a gay dude are. And there's this broad socialite who's talking about fashion and you just gotta like just roll with her and see what your rapport is. Literally they have four guys, and then they bring me,

and literally nobody believes I'm there for the audition. They're like looking at each other. They're like, you're here for this, I'm like, I'm here for late night with Bianca. They're like, all right, well, this is Bianca, and I sat down and she's talking about, and I just start talking, and it just, what did it work?

They probably thought you were a key grip or something. Like, yeah, why don't you grab a camera right there? That's why I was, they're to read the meter, you know, but that's that was a meeting in cooling That's why you'll get something well because of that you will get something because of that because you're so against type But let me ask you a question. What are your interests? Well, what do you like you don't have a big food guy? I like what? Talk to me like what I'm just talking like he's getting uncle is in the restaurant business New York's visible in skis Right so I I grew up going on nice restaurants. He owns it. He's the director of operations

No shit restaurant can we go there after tonight? Go wherever you want whenever you want really I have a show you see big but if you want to come and do that I was a fucking boy though, right? You do that's the show the show you see be is four people It's an interesting and then stay all gets it's alternatives now everyone gets a steak I got an uncomfortable question of the guy here We've already done this Who you fuck I never fuck type Who's Indian so I'd have to go deep work really never hook up with an Indian guy

The first time it's ever been said on the show. Yeah, we've done this game. We've done this game really Jeff Leach wanted to fuck me Dude and let's not protect the rest of the dudes in here didn't go. Oh fuck everybody felt I was The rest of the do's in here didn't go oh fuck everybody felt I was I was okay that he didn't want me but I did want steak So that's what got me on that you were talking about the I want to go to that's a go I do I'm not talking about it. I was I'm not me. No, no, that's all the state content. You spoke I'll ask you know I would I ask you yeah, yeah, 100% you should come out dude That's amazing. We're gonna do I'm gonna do a I'm gonna try to do a podcast in there. I said our

Podcasts. Yeah, this fucking place I think I can I'm going back to it. It's fucking amazing. I sat there other night smoke this amazing Fucking Monte Cristo. I Smoke 249 of 250 cigars made wow and I smoke 249 It was fucking it's a great place. It's a great but at every is friendly and nice It's not cigar bars can be a little fucking elxie, you know what I mean a little a little a little Fucking Barney rubble and shit at once in a while, you know a little alpha-maily This place has a good app sports food and fun and there's a lot of chicks there the other night

We left of course because you know I'm fucking married check. I am And you you guys can call drunk milk at the bar ladies Next drugs and drug rule you guys can get Cubans here now? Not yet. Oh really? When is that? That's coming. That's coming soon, man.

It's not yet though. It's coming. Okay, and I know what your Christmas present is. What? Really? Yeah. Yeah, make sure the fucking... Good one.

I know, I know. Don't bring me back fucking crunchy Cubans. It's the word fucking... Kelly for Stuka. It's like a serial. It brings me fucking two cigars from Australia. I don't know what the fuck is. I'm probably put him in a checked luggage.

Like a humidor is the opposite of the bottom of a plane. Like the bottom of a plane is so cold. They're fucking, they don't fit the tube they come in. Okay? Like, unless they shrunk in the flight. And then on the outside it has like death and you die and cancer and AIDS. If you smoke them on the tube. So there's no, it's not like a sex he fucking tube.

It's like you're gonna get mouth cancer and your tongue's gonna fall off. Oh, and here's a cigar that was inside of a cigar. Like something that fell out of a cigar. We had a few famous cigar bars in Melbourne, you can get Cubans there, and some of them closed down because the government refused to budge on a, you can't smoke inside. Right. Which is like, why else would you go? Yeah, like surely nobody's complaining about that in there. It will, no, because they should have places where people can smoke inside. You should have been in the middle east. You should have been in the middle east, I don't give a fuck everywhere.

Yeah, but you should be able to smoke. We in America, go fuck yourself. If someone wants to light up a cigarette or put a fucking dip in or smoke a cigar, you should be able to do it in a place that allows that. The fuck, man, how do you make something illegal for everybody? Aren't this a guard bar still? There still is some, but they're trying to fuck with them,

they're trying to take them away. These fucking cunts, these asshole, look, I don't smoke cigarettes, I don't believe in cigarettes. I smoke cigars, I don't inhale, I enjoy it. But before I smoke cigars, I fucking don't care if you smoke. If you want to fucking land up cigarettes, you want to, I think dip is the grossest thing you could possibly dip.

Delicious. It is disgusting. This is Swedish snooze. What is that Tyslite? That one. It tastes like tobacco? Is that you? Yeah, this is mine, yeah.

It's disgusting. They look like they belong over here. Yeah, they're all dip in fucking. I did it about who dipped and he lost all his bones. It's like they belong over here. Yeah, yeah, they're all dip in fuck Yes, I did it a guy who did feel us all his guns A couple guy that play with Her surgery and the teeth at like 25 gonna stop it's Dipped out of all the stuff is to I think the gross is one because we have to actually see you spit Well, that would complete the special forces look.

I have going on. One of my buddies, Yeah, I'm going to say you need a little lip in before. One of my friends flew to the States, one of the special forces dudes that he said he's never seen a more disgusted flight attendant when he handed a full water bottle of black spit. Yeah, it was just black spit.

Yeah, this is black. Like, I'll put that in the bin. Thank you. My roommate used to fucking dip and then he used to leave the balls around the house constantly gross talking about your parents My mom's a big difference What's a spirit man? I'm in the house to pick up tickets

You do your homework with with hair rollers come out. Yeah, I Spirit I should say this roommate in college. I should say things to fucking pack lips. He's the only kid that went from home to college right back to home. I'm getting rid of that. That was funny. I'm getting rid of the band.

You can't get rid of it. You have to hold on to it. Tell someone, Bob. Yeah, tell somebody, Bob, do you say anything? You get to keep it. Come on. I was fucking hurtfully. for you just doing his job Jesus, I'm fucking good things. You guys just got to jump on board

This used to be a lot meaner of this podcast. It's meaners. Well, we got a fucking Jew a gay guy in Australia get lawsuits Yeah, let the fuck I got every I got all of them in the room In the rules now. Yeah, what are you raising your hand for? You have to set it up as that. What does that have to do with? What, what, what does the Jew have to do with this? You know what, this is a thing. I set it to him in the gay too.

Well, why did you check that? I was a joke. I'm projecting all of us. No, you're not. You're too worried about the Jewish person. Protecting all of us. So it is real. It's with protecting all of us. So it's real. It's protecting all of us.

If we don't do this, it will be in the medical soon. There's a lot of terror over there. No cameras please. We're taking care of the terror. I will judge them. I saw, I'm sorry to my Jewish co-workers. I work at that. You know, I really like Facebook is my favorite social media right now

for some reason, just because I feel like there's accountability to it. I think Twitter is just a fucking mean, shitty place for trolls to exist, and it does nothing. You put something out there and a few people see it, but it gets pushed down and pushed down. It's kind of, I mean, Twitter's dying. Yeah, it's dying. They're trying to update it. I don't know if they want to expand, I mean, Twitter's dying. Yeah. It's dying.

They're trying to update it. They're trying to expand the characters, make them longer. Facebook keeps constantly updating itself. Yeah, that's what's good about it. Facebook is back. Facebook's good. But you can also, you can go and you see somebody's life. They have to join. They have to be real.

Yeah. If you're not real, you go buy buy. Yeah, it's between friends, but you have to accept it. Where the Twitter just follow you. I don't know if you have a fan page if you're in the business, but listen, the thing is, I,

is that mean enough for everyone? Yeah. Yeah. I'll take the hits, you know, I'm going to take a hit. Yeah. You want hits off my fucking way. All right, about a 370 in high school.

I'm fucking knocking out of the park. But the reason why I like it is in the morning, I don't even go to Twitter anymore because it's useless. I go right to my Facebook feed, my news feed, and it's things I've liked over the past year or two. And it's from people who I kind I mean people weird shit sneaks in there once in a while but you know and there's this one guy this is really guy who kind of just it preaches

one is really guy from the Jerusalem area. She's saying it's in the Boston black heart of you. Well, he's one fucking Jew. That keeps trolling my goddamn page with his kosher bullshit. And when he's sideways and that profile, no. No. No. No, he is, he's fucking amazing.

And I watch these videos of all, like what's happening in Israel. And it's like fucking, I couldn't imagine living there. I couldn't imagine. We are, it made me grateful to be in America, just to be able to walk down the street and not have to worry about being blown up, a gang of people beating the shit out of me, a car of fucking just running me over because I'm Jewish. These are the same things that scares me about being in America. You should come to Australia, it's even more relaxed.

Give him the band-hands. Yeah, you can have it, yeah, please. Room full of America's looking at me. What the fuck are you talking about, buddy? Yeah, I really didn't pick you. Aren't you here on a fucking visa, man? I didn't pick the wrong room to bring this point out. Get the fuck out of my country.

I can talk in an empty. He looks like he should be talking like that though. You look like you should be going listen. Listen, that's the offensive. I have a blog that's very specific niche market where we have a button that looks like a tooth, but it's not really a tooth because I've never did that to a family. He's thrown it down. If you want a good Facebook to follow Tim Tim really good on Facebook.

A lot of mental illness. Really. It's a lot of what do you mean? I get I'm like also kind of a Republican. You go off as a gay dude. So I wait a second. So like so yeah, why are you? Why the fuck are you?

I read his lunacy anti gun stuff. You know, I want to talk about that. Because that's how I start defending guns. But I want us to go that's right. You get on my page. stuff, you know, I want to talk about that. Because that's how I start defending guns. But I want us to go that's right. We look at all my pay back. Yeah, you know what? I didn't believe it. I didn't believe it.

I didn't believe it. I didn't even respond. Because I'm like, I'm probably fucking out. I don't believe anything about you. I don't believe you exist. I do not believe you. I was just a point. It's a great day.

He would come back at me. He did not. I was just a god, Tim. Yeah, he's gay. You know, hang on. I'm hang on. So wait a minute. And him, he has gay. I'm hanging on. Hang on. So wait a minute. This is my point. And this is my point, is that I'm watching this

and this guy, you know, I mean this guy is like, you know, help us send money to whatever you can. It's fucking terrible over here. But then I think of all the crazy shit. But we, I mean, we haven't made over here as far as walking down the street, but it's getting fucking crazy here It's get not as bad as Israel of course, but I Business

Am I supposed to be going keep? Calling your cousin who has an olive farm. They are there. What do you mean? He says such things. We go to a Jewish Diodele every week for lunch. I want to be able to walk in. And you're lying with it.

I love, look at that. They love you. But it's, oh, they love him. He's a big spender over there. Yes. That's right. Come on. These jokes, you have to work on.

They used to work on a podcast that I knew. Buddy, you got a fucking gay guy in Australia. Yeah, I do. And the Indian, he doesn't think everything's not fun. He's a bad girl. Don't work on this podcast anymore. I'm into the game. The fuck has this world has changed.

I don't want to be a part of this world anymore. Listen, you fucking queen relaxed. Even he thinks you're over But but I was talking to Stavros about this gun control shit Junior Bobby he's junior you reason fucking liberal like you do. Oh my god I'm not a live. I'm a sensible person. We need a sense of you gun control That's what we need what do you mean? I'm a majority of Americans like what like what back with thorough back I'm a jury like you checked nobody you have fucking eight people on the Twitter

Sure the majority of American support more thorough background checks, right? No loopholes No more of these gun show loopholes right things like that. That's all that's all I think there's there's definitely room for some common sense Things like that, but let's say a guy buys a house in Westchester rural part of Westchester, okay? I have one right you want a gun to protect your family right agree Now if they go through a back track and they find out that you took medication or Suppress you Dixon if you die The first a couple kids showed up your penis I'm a couple of kids. Think about it.

The first couple kids to show them your penis. A lot of love about it. Think about it. Think about it. If they, you know, what is the mental, if they find out that you, you took medicine for depression, for to go all off. Are you not allowed to have a gun?

That would make sense. Would it though? No. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. I mean, so somebody who's depressed, right, clinically depressed, right, and is on medication. Yes, you should not what about a roll what about anything like what

what what is the mental health like that's the thing you'll have to define right because if you think about it and it isn't just like a strawman argument there is and I'm not saying that y'all is wrong I think there should be yeah but I think you got it you should be what you almost said it there should be some type of what Type of mechanism It's always this fear like this slouching towards Gamora fear like we can't do anything because then it's gonna go all the way They're gonna take all the guns. Wait a second. It is it is a fucking Reasonable fear because that they're gonna look

I'm sweet. The government does what the fuck they wanna do. Right. Okay? You can't smoke inside. You can't smoke outside. Now you can't smoke 20 feet from the fucking building. Right.

I mean, I get it for your health. Bingo. I understand alcohol. Okay, great. Hello. Thank you. I don't think you're doing it with alcohol. Alcohol's poison. Right. It's fucking poison.ingo. Iron alcohol. Okay, great. Hello. Why don't they do that with alcohol?

Alcohol is poison. Right. It's fucking poison. It is you alcohol. You should not, Irish. If you had a DWI, they would have gone, you'd have to be one. If you're an alcoholic, you'd have to be an alcoholic. Fucking without a condom is fucking dangerous.

Right. Why shouldn't it be a law that you have to fuck people you don't know with a condom? Because if I fuck a whole 20 kids in a school one die, let's check in with the Xbox. No, 20. 20 point guys, guys are gonna die because she's gonna eat. She's fucking dick and fucking all that happened in a gun free zone where all the security guards didn't have guns. Right. Every single security guard was completely unable to stop that attack because they were absolutely prevented. And if you look at, I got a gun.

Chicago in New York have the highest gun, the most draconian gun control measures and then the highest rates of gun price. Because it's all done with illegal guns. Yes, but you wear to those, I don't want to get into this long thing. I don't want to either. Why? Why? Why? Because he's a bad guy. He's a bad guy. Nobody ever solves it. But it's like here, the illegal guns. I'm going to solve it right here.

He's on the, you know what? That's not funny. Hey, why don't you ask me what happened in Australia? The illegal guns on the street that they always bring up as evidence that gun laws don't work. Those illegal guns are on the street because of the lack of control, because those guns are purchased across state lines in states that have lacks gun laws and then they're just driven a clause and sold in the black market in high demand neighborhoods. That's why there needs to be control.

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That's draftkings.com. Let's go to the chat. What do we got in the chat? All right, JoJo Soft says, everything Tim says sounds like a hate crime. That's pretty good, dude. Yeah, I'm gonna shit it. What else you got? He also says that he thinks he honest is full of shit

like in what way how my full of shit is very general he says uh... it's very specific yeah he's wondering how you how you know that criminals get their guns from the black market what do you mean how do i know how to get the date to the flow down yeah y' this is right. And if there wasn't a demand for guns, there wouldn't be a lot. And he's right, I'm not gonna, what he's right is right.

I mean, because they did the FDR shutdown, they just shut a cop on the highway. No way, no fuck. Jesus really? Yeah, I just got the, my wife sends me a photo. Because we need those. My two dogs cuddling, which is adorable on the couch. And then the text following, by the way,

just on the news that the FDRs pretty much shut down, massive traffic, a police officer shot in Harlem. Oh boy. Oh boy. Well, prayers go out to his family. Yes, seriously. Yeah, I mean, we were talking about cops too, me and the star of the way home.

And it was weird. It's like, I watch these videos, and I know there's bad cops I get that there's cops that are fucked up but look man I know a lot of great cops man most of the cops I know are fucking great guys with families yeah it's an alpha male job yeah it's an alpha male job I'm sorry that they're not all fucking you know yeah well it's true people get mad that they're not all fucking, you know, yeah, well it's true. People get mad that they're not these pacifists. They go be polite, yeah. And polite, it's a fear based job.

You're walking up every time you walk up to a car, you die, you don't go home. Right, you know, when a cop pulls up to my car, we go pulled over on the way home. And as soon as I get pulled over, I put my hands 10 to two. I don't care, call me a pussy, a fag, or whatever you wanna call me. You fool, can cow-tow to the, yes.

10 of 2, yes sir, no sir. Where's your license? I'm reaching into the glove. Here's my license. Do you know how fast you're going? Yes I do, I was going, I was probably going, you know, if they said get out of the car, yes. Put your hands behind your back, yes.

You're getting arrested, okay. I have no problem, because I didn your hands behind your back, yes, you're getting arrested. Okay, I have no problem because I didn't fucking do anything. Right. I didn't do anything. And then you see these guys go, I'm, uh, that, um, no, I'm not rolling down the window because I didn't do anything. I hate those videos. But it's like, and then the guys get a, what you're basically, okay, so we all do that.

We all say no, I'm not getting out. No, I'm not putting my hands behind my back. No, I'm a resisting arrest. Because I don't think what you're doing is correct. What the fuck? Those videos have no context. It always starts when a cop is being abusive or whatever. You never see what was done first, you know?

I look, but you have to understand there are cops that are fucking over Sure and who are afraid yeah, they're scared and that's why they're fucking you know, they they act Yeah, but in those videos, they're being just pull down pull down your window license registration No, I'm not doing that. It's not it's against my law I know so it's a big fit Instagram videos of of 15 seconds, man, you've got to get the juicy stuff in there. You can't have the pullin' over, you can't have too fast. Just some of that. Well, no, no, no. You don't want to have that off.

I don't think, but I don't think, I really don't think, there's got to be some type of non-lethal way. You know, I don't think, you know, you push a guy, you push a guy, you push a guy, and then I was suddenly the kid who was being a piece of shit dumb fucking annoying Asshole shouldn't get shot. Right. Shouldn't lose his life over that. You shouldn't lose your life for being an idiot. No, no So where where do you go? Yeah, you're watching this video. You're like, alright, this you're pushing this guy You're pushing him. You're pushing right you know, no fuck you and then you resist the rest You're pushing this guy, you're pushing him, you're pushing him. You know, no fuck you, and then you resist the rest. You should have something that's non-lethal wear.

This asshole can wake up somewhere with a lawyer and then fucking go in front of a judge and deal with it. Absolutely. You know what I mean? I mean, they have tasers, they have other options other than a gun, I think, that for whatever reason, the instinct of most of these cops that should just grab the gun because they don't know if the person has a gun, I think that for whatever reason, the instinct of most of these cops that should just grab the gun

because they don't know if the person has a gun. Which is why we need more guns. Do you not see my logic? If they knew everyone had a gun, they wouldn't be worried because they just saw well everyone's got a gun. Yeah, no, really. You just made the opposite point.

I'm making a joke now I mean imagine how scary does to do that job knowing that like this guy could have a semi-autical you have no idea I will say in a corner strap the 9997 there was a massacre where I got in 1997 I did I Did six or seven. There was a massacre going through like 30 people. I mean, wouldn't you be annoying to blow him? Oh my god, yeah. No offense.

No, it's all during this. Oh my god. When you come, you say something. Please, cry, please. Cry, please. I'm glad with your fact. And yeah, this guy killed a bunch of people with full automatic guns. So the prime minister just banned all fully and

semi-automatic rifles like there's no more no more handguns no, but so when cops pull a car over Yeah, they're just knocking on the window like get out mate. What's going on? There's no need to have a gun because they know 99.999999% of people Yeah, he's a knife you do on the on the on the on what was the matter with no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't want to know your supposed to turn your car off. I'm sorry. Whatever. Just crushed one. Come on. I never, I never get stuck with it. I actually have his mic turned off in my hand.

I mean, you didn't give me anything on that? I didn't hear it. Listen to the fucking. You're not into it. You're 10 and two. He goes, what if you're 9 and 1? I haven't seen an analog clock for a while. For Bobby to get Bobby to laugh at your joke, I had to repeat it.

No, it had to come from a pop-in-your-source. It happens like at least once, every two through me from the show. There's no credit, no credit. Go right over. How many shows have you booked there? You fucking get all the gas, you get the water. Not one fucking crack open in this guy.

Hey, fuckface. Yeah. That's why he does that. I think that I think you're absolutely right. When you when you say no to a cop, I don't know if you leave in a many room to what is he supposed to, I don't understand what you're supposed to do. The cops who pulled us over, fucking alpha male. Yeah. All right, we one came up this side, older black dude. And then all of a sudden the guy was over on my side. I think he was Indian, but he was mean looking.

Like he was like, fuck you. Like you guys fucking, it was me. It's tight right there. That's exactly what I wanted. This is fuck you, fuck me, show me your dick. You have this PVA card? Yeah, I was going fast as a whole. Look at this, but I will head this way.

I love to get pulled over by alpha males, that's what I do. I try to get pulled over by alpha I was going fast as home You know about it. I think I'm trying to smuggle something out about checking out a day. What do you got you dick out? Why are you so fucking hot? So he pulls me over I look he scared me. I was like oh shit you scared me and then he I Rolled on the window. He goes, license. Really, like, anger, like fuck you.

All right, what do you get, you know what you were doing in 80? I go, absolutely. I don't know, but I probably was, me and him were in a fucking discussion. He goes, what are you doing? I go, we just had a comedy show. Course I dropped that, fuck you.

You drop it too. That's fair. If you don't recognize me, sex course I dropped that, fuck you, you drop it too. It's fair. Right, if you don't recognize me, sex drugs are going to roll. Louis, maybe you're Jackie, apparently you know watching TV this year, especially on Netflix, whatever. If you don't recognize me, you're living a cave. I'm just going to hurry and slowly reach into the glove compartment and show you what I'm real.

I was changing you, Bobby. Is that what's changed you all the success? So yeah, it's changed me. Yeah, it has changed. You drink a pela greeno over there. Is a pela greeno yeah yeah yeah I don't like it I did have the pela greeno before did he yeah I always drank pela greeno okay that's because you moved to Miami to be a fucking queen on TV hey guys welcome Miami

is he out of us so everybody so you know and then he goes, oh, as soon as I said comic, the black guy was like, I right, we'll see you later. Left, he's like, we're not giving you a ticket, right? So awesome. And this guy goes, what do you guys, what do you guys talk about? And I go, I would talk, we were really talking about cops, and I wanted to, fucking stop roast out and go, he fucking doesn't like cops. Right. I was gonna fuck him, just get a nice beating on the side of the road that I could help.

Nice fucking shoot that fat, tubby right now, it's got. What a great title for the YouTube video as well. Cops helped me sort out a civilian. So I, so I, or Bobby getting an ass kicking by the cops as a youth. It's there, it's there, it's already all right. I, uh, so I, uh, or Bobby getting an ass kicking by the cops as a youth. All right. All right. It's here. It's already.

All right. I think that's why he looks like that's why you don't know. Stop. It looks like he looks like Bobby. Bobby was 12. Yeah. It was too wordy. It was too wordy.

It was too wordy. It was too wordy. But I got you, but I look at it. I let it go. Yeah. I got a deep left. But he's so scared to laugh. It was silent.

Any laughs, any jokes about Bobby I can't laugh in. Yeah, that's not true. I was told that before I come on the show. What's that? You told me that when I first came on the show, what I said, you're like, you can make fun of anybody. Don't make fun of me. But I was, you know, I was kidding, right?

I think you pretty serious about that. I said, I'm a people till we all need to be. I'm fucking kidding me. You think I'm, you think I was, I'm kidding. Slightly. I think you're pretty serious about that. I think you pretty serious about that. I think you pretty serious about that. I think you pretty serious about that. I think you pretty serious about that. I think you pretty serious about that. I think you pretty serious about that.

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Fuck you. Yeah, stop fucking up what I bills I think it's got hard I've been hard for the whole time Deep will take the dick yeah, so anyways, then he goes like this to me, he goes, who would you vote for? And I went, oh, Obama, he goes, what the fuck's wrong with you? You should have said Ralph Nader, that'd work. He goes, what the fuck's wrong with you?

I go, who are you gonna vote for? He goes, Trump, what the fuck else? He's really yelling at me, flashlight in my face. He goes, I'm not giving you a ticket. I'm gonna fucking bust your balls. That's what he's saying? That's what he's saying. That's fun. Yeah, I my face. He was like, I'm not giving you a ticket, I'm gonna fuck and bust your balls. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's fun.

Yeah. I was dying. Yeah. Last. Your customs officials here in the US are so nice to me now that I have this visa and I do comedy. Like, you've got no idea in your way. Yeah, but as an American, you'd have no idea.

Are you coming in? Are you a huge fan? And you're a way that helps a lot. Yeah, you look like American you'd have no idea I'd help you look like Will so Vince You talk like him. Excuse me I make a lamp He yeah, but I came into L.I. They always have a look at the visa Another thing that one of us would get yelled at for. Oh, I have a sorry, Bobby. What? Look at this sign I got for the show.

What's that? What do you got this, copo? Hey, a fucking Yannis. Yeah. You know what? Go fuck yourself. What's trying to fuck it? What are you trying to rally the troops?

You cocked, cocked, cocked. I'm trying to fight. Go fuck yourself, Yannis. Shut the fuck up. How's that? How's that? All right. Fuck you rallying the fucking troops to get me.

You cocked, fuck. Fucking smash you rallying the fucking troops to get me you cock fuck Fucking smash you in the head with the ball shoot you. How's that? I'll go to jail. I'll fucking for gun control for you. I appreciate it. I will I'll fucking shoot him to listen You gotta be fucking used to be chubby Greek. Yeah, that was all fucking Millennium school It'll show you shoot him with the illegal guns is my point will still fucking shoot him with the legal gun. I'm trying to rally these fucking car- You can take him off! Take him off!

Take him away, you honest! I'll replace him with fucking better people! Take him, it's everybody but Laura! What is that I gave him? He didn't leave Laura! I gave him the sign, he threw it away, I think I fucking- I'm stuck here, throw it away, he's up, he got whatever. He wanted to help me, that's right.

He was seeing red. You're gone. He's off to show he's done You'd also be the first person that we bottled with the sand peligree no bottle He was from boss. I'm done Chris. We're both fucking done. This live show this week is the lab. I'm fucking done I didn't want that to have well there. It is yeah Now let's see if he's got a fucking home on your dumb will, whatever fucking podcast you have. It's called Weapon the Morning.

Yeah, there you go. Weapon the Morning. Enjoy it. Fucking Weapon the Morning. Fuck, thanks. As long as you do Mauricia, I'm happy. There you go. I got fucking Lauren.

Pass over the fucking list. He didn't do anything, you know? He's done. He's off. He didn't do anything. He's off. Punish me. Hit me, Bobby. Hit me hit me Bobby fucking clock suckers

I want to hear about you blowing that guy in the parking lot Listen, oh I'll tell you talking to Chris oh My god, I don't like fucking five two meds right now and Chris I'm sorry to be a stereotype Can I grab a beer? Yeah? That grab a beer mate. Thanks You drank all the beers you mother fucker. I did load up was that new Nick was on the show tonight Look at that look at that. He's on his fourth right now And I had six before you know, it's I'm only one time at Joe list and dance order on the show a long time ago

They went through a fucking case. Oh those guys you drink I used to drink and they went through a case like I've never seen somebody drink before. Like all of a sudden there was just empty bottles on the table. And to be fair, like we were talking about the gun thing before. Yeah. Now Australians don't understand guns here in the US, but that is one thing Americans do not understand about Australians is how much we will drink.

People are like, are you sure? Surely that sound healthy. And we're like, don't you fucking tell us how much we can drink? I think it, are you sure? Surely that sound healthy and we're like, don't you fucking tell us how much we can drink? I think it's the same thing with you guys and the guys. Do we really give a fuck about you guys? I don't know that was a thing. I don't know that. I don't think we think about it that much.

I've never given a fuck about anything you've ever done. Like if your problem was met, you're like, I don't care. I've never, do you guys think we give a shit about you at all? No, no, that is. Is it bother you that we don't care if you sink? Like if your country, like just, if I heard on the news, Australia sunk today,

I'd be like, hey, honey, do you wanna go to the fucking pumpkin thing? Yeah. I mean like what happened to your Australian open? That's like what is it? Why would you miss? I'm gonna donate that one now. What would you miss if Australian just fucking sunk?

What would we miss? What would you miss? What would you miss? We got coales here. No, no, no, they're full of chlamydia. Chihuahalas. Whatever. Just stop f**king them.

What the heck? Let's check with that expert, is that true? I mean, what are the stats on koalas at S-T-E? 50, 50, half of chlamydia, half of it below the rest of them. That was koal like some sort of weird subcategory of gay people. It is, yeah, it is. It's koal like some sort of weird subcategory of gay people. It is. It is Koala's a small furry guy with ears that are in bed. And my accent, it's probably my accent.

His accent's Koala. Am I a Koala? I don't know. Am I a sloppy bottom twink bear? What would I be considered? I guess you're the bad bigger guys in bears. I'm a bear. I doubt it would be it.

I'm a bear. What is a levy? What is a levy? Lenny might be an otter. I think we're the bad bigger guys of bears. I'm a bear. I doubt it. Yeah. I'm a bear. What is Lenny? Lenny might be an otter. And an otter would be just like, you're gonna get a good animal. You're actually an otter to girls. Lenny's like gay husband material though, I think.

He looks like he's got a shit together now. Yeah. Yeah, Lenny looks like he'd be your, like what modern family? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scopus like a rocker. He would take me to the mall and make me your, like, what modern family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scopus, like, I throw it up. You take me to the mall and make me get new clothes and stuff like that. Yeah, he'd make you use the order at the shower. He'd make me throw a car wash.

Yeah. You're, you're marrying Lenny. You're throwing the rest of us over fucking car, with our young man. And then it's over. But I mean, really, what have you fucking given us? What is not much. What? Yeah, Jackman.

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Please Like Me. It's on a cable channel here called Pivot. And it won like an international Emmy and all that. I'm in it. I'm in the third episode, two weeks from now. There you go. There you go. You're sneaky.

You're a sneaky plug. Have another beer, two-way red. That's like a drunk. I play a drunk guy in the show. No shit. Wow. Stretch. Stinky plug have another beer I play a drunk guy in the show Wow stretch It's like me eating twice on Louis What was that called the back-to-back meal? Bang bang bang That's a Tim calls it too

There's a lot of work 8 crime number 4 I was here an hour That's a lot of hate crime number four You're an hour. That's a very good All of my people sunk. Yeah, it's true. What's the score on the game? The meds are about to win. They're up five two The only person that's ever done it is the red socks done with come back through you to nothing. Yeah, that's right That's it never been been done before. That was a heartbreak. That was a beautiful thing. That was heartbreaking.

That's the thing ever happened. You know, they all happened? No, I didn't. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. That's got him right now. They got him by the way.

If they win this game. Yeah. They're about to come out the car. Has Boston won too much for you now? Yeah. Yeah. Because I know it's before when Skopo was excited. You're like, what are you care?

You just think 10 years ago? Well, I cared about the Red Sox because because the red socks, I mean, we had the Celtics growing up and you like your Celtics, but it was also back and forth with them. And they only want a couple. They didn't win a lot. You know, the bird Celtics won a couple. They won three. Yeah, the three, three. It wasn't, but they were there all the time. Yeah. They just only won three, but it was always a whole fucking epic mix of one, two. Yeah, three just only won three, but it was always a fucking epic mix of one two. Yeah, three is good.

Three is great, but I mean, you think about, you think of the big three they had. McAill, Parish and Bird, and they almost won a lot, you know what I mean? But then you add the Lakers, then the pistons, and then later on, you had the Bulls, and I mean, it's fucking crazy. That was fun. But then the Red Sox were always the team, they were the cups. You know, we had that, we were never gonna win. We're always gonna make it close,

but people love this for it. And now we win, we won three in my lifetime. So it's like, you know, the first one was the best. Four straight off the fucking Yankees. Oh, fuck yeah. And then just fucking just eight straight baseball games to walk home with the fucking goddamn trophy. Amazing against the fucking Yankees. Those motherfuckers. There's the boss in Kandaria. Put that the Boston can there he is put that Pellegrino down grab a 40 fucking yeah fuck now I'm pissed yeah you got it got it

we fucked seriously come on the Yankees stuck it to us you got you you fucking stuck it in our faces time after time curse of the bambino the only way out of it was that that epic is the only way out of it was something that fucking historical the greatest comeback out of it was something that fucking historical, the greatest comeback

in history. It was insane. It was insane. And history. And to see for the first time in my lifetime, in my thirties, to see a Yankee fan at the end of a game, sad. It was like, wow, that, I'm usually, that's us. I'm looking at a Yankee hat upside down on a hat on a head, inside out upside down,

fucking backwards, trying to rally and it didn't work. And just seeing him sad, looking at my team celebrate, I was like, what the fuck, yes. If I'm not going to win in this business this business I won right there and I loved it. That's a good patch one That's how we felt when yep come back happy against our paths. Yep giants. Yeah, I was gonna both those games So it was there for that game. Yeah, you would a zoo ball Well further for holy shit you were there I was there for both the giants being the Patriots and I was there for the Aaron boom game And I was there for Bob the game he just described soots and I was there for the Aaron Boone game And I was there for Bob the game. He just described so I got to see all of it

And I mean look it's a fucking crazy up and down emotion on both sides But I I figured out is that oh my god. I'm I don't need it I don't need that fucking anxiety in my life. I can sit back and enjoy the match when the Yankees win the Cubs win It's why like win. That's why I like MMA. There's no team. You can both, you can have both guys win. You know what I mean? By no. How can both guys win? You can, you can, if you fight Yannis, I like you and I like Yannis, but if you, you know, if you, you know, either one of you can win, I'm happy. It's how you fought. Oh my God. That was a great, we're spinning roundhouse that Lenny

Threw, but then Yannus caught it and fucking slapped you right in the fucking button and you went down like a piece of sausage. This is all you just judging with the cigar and like, uh, this is great. Not the porterhouse. How great of you. I'm just trying to get Lenny against me now too, huh? I see, I know what you're doing.

You're trying to come back from Miami. You're trying to take over the YKW years ago I have me wondering I'm like I'm back from Miami off the boat you're acting like this. Didn't I see you? I was like a month ago. I didn't know fucking year ago. I'm sorry I got back I've been back already Over a year seems like yesterday Yeah, well, no did the show got canceled after I left. Big, I enjoyed that.

You enjoyed them canceling your show. They after I left, they wanted me to stay. I left the network then three months later. And now I feel bad for my co-host. You still have a new show though, right? That's called Adios. What's a new show? Two-point lead.

You did it. What do you mean? I'm getting you to plug it. Oh, nice. Dummy. OK. Fucking dummy. show two point lead you did a what do you mean I'm getting you to plug it oh nice dummy okay fucking dummy I'm gonna miss you have an opening for fucking a fat ass blonde blonde kid from Queens Scopo and that was me yeah absolutely you do yeah there you go you know job you were born April 17th yeah no need to you were on that show I have a show in a well called to cross talk here wait till the done

We do another comedian settle in argument. I even though this is my show. Yana scuhad talk to me I'm gonna have him on my show. I have a fucking talk to them after this is I was talking to you and then he started talking I didn't know fucking yeah red stock karma right there Fuck both of you Yankees fucking whatever you can't be a Yankee fan in a med fan by the way. Why not? No, you can't. No, you can't. You just said you're a fan of your body. No, I can't because I gave up on sports. Oh, I gave up on the fucking I'm fucking red talks. I can't do that. What are you?

Red dogs. You're like a big baby You can't you get a pick one. What is it? I'm a die-hard Yankee fan so you don't care if the meds win I'm rooting for the mess. Okay, as a New Yorker room for the but if it was met Yankees fuck the meds That's fucked a meds really fuck and you're a meds fan. I will never do some Yankees ever ever ever and you are a fan of Yeah I have a roof for the Yankees. Ever, ever. Ever, and you are a fan of food. Cock! Yeah. And that's what I was gonna say. That's a hate crime. I was gonna say food.

That's too high crime, so. This is a liberal guy here. You see what he really feels. He's here he is. Really, really big. Take away guns. Take away guns. Take away Gates.

I love coming out. It's like a piece of shit. That's what I love about it. That's what I said. Yeah, it has another show. Cock or no cock. It'll be on that's what I love about it. Yeah, it's has, yeah, it's has, yeah, it's has another show, cock or no cock. Yeah. I would like it.

I appreciate it. I'll go send it to the argument. Dude, you should do a show that you host. It's gonna be bad. It should be about all of our blow jobs. It should be about what? All of our blow jobs. Yeah, it'll be great.

It sounds great. You should do a show where you like infiltrate guys and see if they're gate bashes because they would never fucking gas. Yeah, because this would be the worst thing because where you infiltrate guys and see if they're gay bashes because they would never fucking gas. No, because this will be the worst thing because they fucking infiltrate guys and they just be like, yeah, I'm sorry. Be ruining families. Yeah, yeah.

Hey dude, listen to your fags, right? Yeah, my fags are fags. Why would you let somebody say, yeah, I'm a fucking red bulls. I can see Paul Lenny on TV just Show this is fucking deep with her a boat His ass I want these guys to look is a lot of my friends will guy I'll make this will be my friends accomplishment for the year What will be if the match win this will be every day hilarious everything that my friends like I you know I got beat the the D we went to alcohol counseling, 15 will be the match one, you know?

And 16 will be my dad's giving me more responsibility at the tow truck. That will be, so I hope, you know. This is like fucking life story right here. This is so, this is the, so for now I hope. It went. The trouble shows up tomorrow at the restaurant. Forget about the garbage money today. It's a good day

I'm the way today, baby Today is a good day keep your money Frankie I'm gonna go do a spot at LL I don't know that I'd like to get it right then give me next week. All right about it Fuck it. All right, guys, listen. This fucking, this is a, this was a great, I had a lot of fun. Yeah, this was great.

You guys great, and you know, we had a draw on B4. Yeah. I had you on the day that Louis was educating. It was, it was that, who said that? I did, oh my god. What, I fucking love you. All right, I love you too. This is your problem.

My problem. Walks off stage, Yadis. On stage killing, crushis on stage killing crush healing Let us crush it. He's got a new joke about Trump that I was like, oh my god. That is fucking great Basically, can I tell him the joke? I'm gonna tell him the joke. I'm gonna tell him joke Why cuz I do better act outs I'm gonna do better than you because I'm not fucking, oh, you know, whatever.

He's a humble guy. He's humble. He's not humble. He's a fucking twat when he gets off stage to himself. I'm, yeah, I'm a hard on myself. What do you want from me? I really have everything that went wrong, not what right. That's good, and he's watching me. Yeah, he's on stage.

He talks about Trump. He's like, every other country, right? Just do the joke. Do it, please. Just do it. You know, every other country has a crazy fucking... He's getting hard watching. You say that.

He's gonna make me do it, please. It's suck that deck! He got it, he got it! Everybody else has a crazy president. We fucked them. We're America. We should show them that you want to see crazy? Well, Trump a crazy president. We fucked them, we're America. We should show them that you wanna see crazy, well, Trump is our president. Now, we, we Trump, you're crazy.

We actually, Trump, it's a funny joke, man. I like it, no, it's funny. It's fucking hilarious. Scott Leggs. Kills. Scott Leggs, who said that? Scott Leggs. He doesn't even know who sees it, no way, I'm going.

I told you. I've been with him for two and a half years, even though I'm going. Who said that too to him to him boy who said that I said that two and a half years. Yeah, I heard so it's a my thing is in my way and I never you don't say funny I mean, y'all this is your fucking as fucking giving yourself a steam tonight You haven't even smiled in two years It's cuz of the mess. He's feeling so it's not cuz of the mess He's doing it. Hey, can you stop wearing shirts that don't show cleavage

Enough with this a little it's not because of the meds. He's doing it happy. Can you stop wearing shirts that don't show cleavage? It's really a sin. Enough with this. This is a little, a little. It's not enough. Listen, I want to see the kids. My day I'll bring the ladies out. Listen, so anyways, he's killing. Killing comes off stage. Like he just bombed.

I'm like Lenny, hilarious. Oh, thanks. Lenny. What are you saying? I don't know. Be happy. I hate you. You have a great new thanks. What do you want to say? I don't know. Be happy. I can't. You have a great new job. What? What? I'm not thinking about what went right. I'm thinking about when we're wrong.

What? You are so the opposite. You come on like you hit a new one about the full of good bro. Oh, I'm I'm I'm just wide wide and I'm sorry to come on with different people. What do you want? That's why we get along. I'm trying to compliment you and you throw me down that I'm some fucking Things went wrong, but I'm like they're right. No, you're right That's I heard no, no, no, no, he comes he's killing what I heard He's like you're up there doing that thing you call your act and then you come off and you're like how great was that?

That's what I heard that's it. Yeah, I heard you hear Ask the Australian they never lie. Oh, let me weigh in real quick mate How you guys about throught It's have a fucking beer and just chill out I hope you sink I really do I hope you sink Lenny what I'm saying you was that I should be happier when I come off. I hope you sing. Lenny, what I'm saying to you, is that- I should be happier when I come off. No, you should be-

What I'm saying is that you're killing, you're having a good- Hey, Bob! Hey, Bob! Let's do it now, right? Oh, okay. This is what we do at lunch, by the way. This is what we do at lunch. Oh, my God!

Lenny! Lenny! Lenny! Lenny! Oh my God, that last joke, what is this yes, Bob? Shit. Hi, hi, hi, hi, can we get the writer, can we get the writer in here? I didn't write yes, Bob.

What is this? Read the script, can you just give the script? Act like you know the guy, a couple of years. Bobby, fucking, hey. All right, here we go. What up, dude, you know, I don't know if I hate Bob. Okay, fuck, fuck, fight, see you excited. I don't know, just a little bit. You know if, fuck five see you Let me let me have those red socks a couple years

Yeah, I hit a button I must I think I hit the fucking stop button when one of you cock suckers made me laugh I think it was you Sorry, I think it was you. Timmy, sorry. I think it was you. Sorry. It's how you know it's a good show. That's the right. We lose the main audio. Yeah, we lose the main audio.

It's funny because I'm slapping shit with my fucking fat. We got one more thing in the chat if you want to. Sure, go ahead. St. Alfonso says, Scopo looks like he flew in from Italy to drive around Tony soprano. All right, you hand him the bandana. Yeah, you're taking it for him. Send him a giant pig of that.

Yeah. Yeah. This is the first time anybody in the chat has gotten the bandana. And you own that. I'm gonna say this though, I do know what he's saying. I knew Tony kind of does look like that.

Furio. Furio. Really? Yeah, with that. Yeah, but he could have said that. Assume that we, yeah, yeah, for you. For you, for you. For you. Really? Yeah, with that. Yeah, but he could have said that. Yeah, he should. Assume that we know the fuck we know the TV show too.

Don't explain it to us like we idiots from us. Don't give a logistics about the trip. Yeah. Like, if you went to JFK on Air Italia and then he caught a cab to there, we get it. Yeah, we do get it. Even though it sounds not mean when he says that. Bobby, I have to ask, go and buy a born in the same month. Yeah, we do get it even though it sounds not mean when he says that Bobby I have to ask go put on a diet a born in the same month. Yeah, same year. Yeah, who looks unhealthy

Like and take out the four beers in front of me Who looks on healthier. I would say oh healthier who looks how I thought you were like 25 Okay, I would say scuffle looks healthier. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you look unhealthy. You got rosy cheeks You know, just do it a weird thing. Yeah, you got a ginger beard, which is always frightening. Yeah, no fucking ginger beards make me scared. And then you got some weird fucking just forearm shoulder thing happening. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, you look like I take all of these as compliments. That's the worst part on this show.

Then you run up. You both look like you play soccer for a women's championship team both of the same my heart is goalie goalie body what else is that it oh yeah it's about it oh okay why apparently fucking lost your confidence in the chat yeah that's a fuck man like at the bomb dinner now uh-huh as Jason's still in, yeah, he's saying stuff about his green card What does he say? Um, well, you don't want to read his stuff

Oh, you don't like it. It's not funny. I don't I'm the kind of How do you know it's not funny? We've gone over this you hear that you know everything that's funny sometimes not directed at us I think okay. What is it? What is it? America invented Bobby Kelly America wins who said that Jason Jeff it. Why would you read that? I need something I need a fucking boost. It's your right. I love you. Thank you. Thank you, Bob. Thank you Fucking what about you come back next time and I'll tell you the blow just story I can make it wait for it. I don't think you love me, Scopo. You know, you let this fucking Greek on the phone. I'm a man, we don't admit love.

Shit, Jesus Christ, that's what, damn. I don't admit love either, really. You know, so I'm a man. Eight minutes from now, Scopo's like, I love the meds. I just want this game to be over. I'll wrap this game up. Never seen him this time.

Thank you for coming on, man. Thank you for having me back. Last time you were on was when Lewis Jay Gomez was just saying you weren't funny Everybody was funny. Yeah, you guys were in an argument But we know he's he literally I think it was we said that the show stinks. Yeah, my show went downhill Right, and I need to get rid of scope all aunt deep. Oh, I think that was it. Yeah, and then you're not funny and she's not funny Right everybody sucked everybody sucked except for him and me Lewis is a zoo animal Tim Dylan is hilarious a very well. I haven't had you on since and I'm fuck we come back on again

I would love to thank you so much. Please man. You're fucking hilarious and just a great guy. Yeah, and you're gay Yes, thank you If you do the porterhouse Please I'm not kidding I don't all I promise me you're not gonna hit on Not going to hit on anybody I will kiss a woman No, I don't want you to do that Spine me in the park and lunch

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Communion Listen definitely see I know he's got a job It seems reasonable. I think he will getcha I don't buy he's a First of all, I'm not using your techniques on the road to get my fucking my intern to fucking touch guys Cons Okay, so you're the new intern though? Well, she knows she's not interned. She's uh, she's oh she's fucking she's hot

She's one of the producers of the show. She's she's underneath scopo With the way scopos go and scopo scopo is gonna be on your show all right. Well weapon the morning You want to do weapon the morning. We want to do this shot We'll do a trade off right now. You want to go? I'll never leave your side. There is no weapon the morning But if you you know look how scared you got when you almost got scopa So you hold on hold on Get some some sweet Yankee tickets Do you have Yankee tickets? Do you do? Yeah, I've never been to a game. I've asked you a couple times and you go to a fucking I'm not going to fucking Yankee game. I probably just didn't hear you

Like you want to go to the Yankee game. I got five million dollars. I want to hand you like what did somebody say? All right guys, we're gonna wrap this up number one. I'm hungry number two. I Want to smoke us a gar. Number three and a half away. See number one. Two out of two. Should we do this until the end? Well, let me run the shop. I know you're a fucking, you're so used to being the guy, but not here. Sorry Bobby. Alright, you're one of the panelists. I'm sitting in Captain Kirk's chair. Darth Vader. Okay, you can be Spock.

All right. Okay. Yes, Spock. All right, so listen, what do you got? Nothing, I'm waiting. Oh God, what do you got? What ship are you on? Where are you doing shows?

I'll be here this weekend. I'll be at the show. I'm at the cell of Saturday. There you go. Saturday night. And then Friday, he Friday the rich real playhouse What's done that in there The show comes out late but for the live people you know if they throw that one in the people are late This is this is actually coming out. I'm sorry about two weeks from now. I'm sorry, so it doesn't that plug you gave me

I that's where I want you I want you like that don't look at passive aggressive. I'll be honest. It does right He's saying sorry a little aggressively. Thank you people fucking face Hey, don't attack my fucking my my your Indian That is fucking racist fucking left that is what I did Hey, what do you got? I'll be at the comic strip all weekend, I believe. But don't come to me. I'm not any good.

I think I'm at the comic strip this week. Yeah, I don't care if you come. What else you got? Anything else? You got a website, you got a Twitter? Lenny, fucking please. LennyMarcus.com. Why would you sound like I'm making you,

show people nude photos you in high school? Here's my day. Get out. LennyMarcus NYC. It doesn't mean anything. anything could you we what please oh for the love of God. Okay, Lenny Marcus.com We please go to oh my god. You're the worst helping you as like pulling teeth. You know that? Jesus Christ. Thank you Bob Cody. What do you got buddy? Instagram at the Nick Cody and my website Nick Cody dot com dot a you This is this guy. I'm telling you we got him now but it will probably not

gonna have a couple years he's on fire he's really kicking ass and i hear everybody talking about unbelievable things about you and not in this country your shit country but you know i'm kidding all over the end unbelievable niki you're killing it so you can't say thanks for coming in oh thanks for having me yeah well i'm gonna have an all Australian podcast once. Yeah, that's what I want I just want to shoot myself with that I do I want J.C.

And the audio is suicide notes Yeah, that's what do you got besides great hair? I would like to plug my show watch Two-point lead which I love yeah, and you were on and we had a great time doing that sketch together What a great fucking show man and a great crew you work with thank you Man, they are great. They are great and very funny writers too. I love those guys Thank you very much and I will be at laugh Boston go to my website and please get to have you been there before I have been there before great Great club great club awesome club. Yeah What do you got I'll be the brokerage in Long Island this weekend with Gary Veter who's hilarious. He'll be headlining. Gary is fucking great, man. Come on.

I'm Tim Dylan on Facebook. Tim Jay Dylan on Twitter. Follow him. Yeah, unbelievable. hilarious. Thank you. I mean, come back on any time, bro. Thank you, man. I appreciate you. Yeah, please, man. And then, uh, uh, and the, the, the, the brokerage. Yeah, one of my favorite clubs. Great club. I mean, the owner is just top notch. They're awesome. They talk. Fucking not. He's like the BAA. But top not, but he'll look at I'll be outside. Yeah, he'll around me and you know, taking for he'll walk out and just make.

Doesn't do just make sure nobody's fucking with me. He's like no joke. I would never like he's the you mean the telling guy like Jimmy. Yeah. I would never tell him I'm gay. Yeah, no, I want. I he respects. You know what I mean? He likes likes me so I wrote his sons listen to the show. I know, but he's bad Did you know I would know I hope that I'll do that. I hope that okay He's like my favorite he's my favorite dude that I don't think he mad. I don't think he mad He wouldn't care. He would be like it. Come here right

One second come here for a second come back in this closet for a minute. You're like, oh shit. You're like, what? You're such a fake. You suck the becker. What? You suck dick. You suck dick on the podcast you show.

I would be like, I don't know what they're talking about. I'm like, I have no idea. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I mean, you gotta say that net to Tamek. He's a nice guy. I tell you. I tell you. I tell you. I tell you. I don't know what they're talking about I have no idea. I don't have to say that net to Tame it. You know He's a nice guy. I'll tell you what he's a nice guy. I mean give him a shit. His wife is amazing

Yeah, then the whole the whole everybody's great. He's great. Matt's good man. Say it's go Bogey-Movie up three zip bull I'll see that Okay, Bogey-Movie What the fuck I was just so excited right now. All right? Okay, Bogey-Movie What was wasn't we're in the 40s that was so fucking The queen's is fucking over fucking more game over three Washington's going crazy right now

What do you what you think again? What Facebook? Yeah, there's a T.I. M. Dylan D.I. LL. L. I'm gonna you gotta follow you and Janice. Yeah, please because you'll get with me You'll get really your good pictures of vial chops. Oh, yeah, and Political analysis and everything. Yeah, and gun and knife makers and and why people that take to fresh medicine should have guns Which now that I hear coming out of my own mouth. That's sound coming out of my own mouth, that sounded a little crazy. Because I will research my position, and when I come back in on the exact

why they should have gone. Thank you. Are you still fucking, are you still miserable over there? I'm fine. All right. The longest wrap-up ever. That's the way we, I didn't know you did it like this.

It's fine. The second hour is wrap-up. Baba. The second hour is show, but I wrap it up by two, and then we're making the Mets win. Oh, I see. You see how you miserable you are. You get this minute's left, and you gotta fucking throw

the hat in and quit. We're making the Mets win. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Look at, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I don't wanna fucking out. I'm again, you know, I get mad at Scopo, I get mad at you, and you raise my blood pressure, and then I don't want to fucking yell. I'm gonna get, you know, I get mad at Scopo, I get mad at you, and you raise my blood pressure, and then I don't want to fucking do that.

I want to have, I want to be friends, okay? Cars and stakes should do that, I got it. What do I got? What do you got first? I'm not a dessert. We have our show on Monday. Monday live, huh? Everybody in the chat right now, get your tickets.

All three of you. Get your tickets. All three of you. Get your tickets. Is there a bunch of people in there? Yeah, more than three. Oh, sorry. Okay, so we have a bunch of people in there. Yeah, don't fuck myself.

Don't fuck myself. Don't fuck yourself. Don't fuck myself. You're a shitty self-esteem on my power podcast. I'm sorry, you're absolutely right. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Anyways. Bang, bang.

Why is Will's night light not on, by the way? It's on. It's on. It was a test. What's Monday? Monday? We have a live like this is live Oh at the village underground lounge. Oh upstairs at eight o'clock Two very special guests. Oh first of all Dan Soda nice. We have Joe list nice. We have me That's three of hang on we have D. Poo Deepu. We have Scopo, we have Lauren. Are you sure you want Scopo?

He could be watching another game. He could be in the World Series. Scopo's a main big. I'm a company man. I'm a big obber. I was here. All right, so then we have, we have two very special guests. Live on video, watch it.

We have just bought a very expensive camera. The Deepu's hooking up. It's gonna be live It's gonna be recorded. It's gonna be amazing epic night. Wait the first live case YKWD in a long time We're doing it for the first time ever in the lounge upstairs Which we're gonna try to start doing comedy in so not only will you have the comedy cell the village underground now the lounge I might never get invited to those live ones. What do you mean? You've never invited me to a live one.

Really? Because you were in Miami. Yeah, that's that is true. You just got back. 20 years ago. You know, you were first of all the last time we did a live one, you were not here. You were not here.

You were gone. And the first time I did a live one, you weren't even on the show yet. And this is the third one. Pre-flood city? Pre-flood city. And then this one I did a live one, you weren't even on the show yet. And this is the third one. Pre-flood city? Pre-flood city. And then this one, and just did like it. Aren't you gonna...

You're kind of annoying with your gun stance. No, I'd love to have... This is the thing though, we're doing this, we're gonna start doing this a little more often. Okay? Because I think the live YKWD and other podcasts on the network, it's a little funner, a little more energetic, it's a different vibe. I just did the live one up in Toronto at the JF-42. It was fucking awesome. So we're gonna do this live and I definitely have you guys on. So check that out. Wait who are your guests? Do

you want to tip your guests? No, I don't. They have to be special this special surprise Surprise anyways check this out. Look at you smile and you fuck a little young St. Nick Robert get a live com for all my dates. I will be in I'll be touring Canada at this point. Yes from the fifth all the way to 20th you'll be at the JFL 15th anniversary tour. In November? Yes. That's like three launches, Bob. Three launches, three weeks.

I'm gonna be from this side of Canada to the other, which I love with people from JFL who I love and three very funny comedians. Please go to my website. And if you're from Canada, spread the word, tell everybody okay and it's great this week if you listen to live Connecticut with Stavros and Joe list and there you go what else do we got we got you what do

you got you got it's not a great ass you see about yet talking to me I don't know if you tits a good you can't tell one week good one week they're not there yeah there depends on the bra Yeah, it depends on your bra. Go ahead Yeah, that's it That's it. What do you got? I'm here. I'm killing you got an Instagram or anything. Oh, at Lauren, Coober I think what do you got scopie that Chris gopo on Twitter? Yeah, and have a website Chris gobo doc. You got a new website. Yeah, oh you guys trashed it last week. Did we yeah? Want to make sure you're dead, Burr.

You got a headshot where you like leanin' in where you're a little curl coming down? No. Wow. All right. Well, apparently I should I take the bandana on that one? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Oh, you're fucking eager to give that to me.

Fucking asshole. Everybody, this is a problem with, you know this is the fucking problem, you'll discover this someday, when you build something up, right, when you build it up from nothing, from nothing, the ones that you had that helped build it, the other ones that take you down. Dennis, don't.

We didn't even talk about Schumer stealing from Patrice. I picked a mafia. Yeah, we didn't get into that. That bitch. Do you don't think, I don't think so. No, no. Before she didn't, no. Amy Schumer did not steal from Patrice.

All right, can I never write it? Stop it. Amy Schumer, first of all, those jokes are old jokes that we all use back in the day. Okay, so they're out there for anybody to use. Patrice did it and he had a different take on it. Amy did it and did a different take on it. So stop it. She didn't fucking steal Patrice's act.

That wasn't Patrice's stuff. Yeah, he didn't even really, he just went through a phase where he was talking about those on stage. Yeah, it was a thing, but it, it's, it's, it's, it's somebody already made those up. Yeah.

And she fucking went on a different angle at it on the end and her, so stop, stop fucking, as soon as you bring somebody up, you gotta, you're trying to take them down. Stop it, stop trying to fucking police us. Where are the comedians? If someone's, if Amy Schum, if Amy Schum was stole from Patrisso Neal,

okay, we'll take care of it. Right, we got it. We got it. How about the Trevor Noah Dave Chappelle one though? No, that's bullshit. This mother fucker. I don't know that. I didn't know what happened. Go look it up for the next. It's just what we should talk about that next week. Maybe you come back on next week. All right. Not you too, but he you you know, I'm serious. I

want to talk about this stuff, but I fucking forgot to bring it up because we went off and so many derailleur Gay he's not he's fucking you he and him and this fucking asshole's country and miserable face over here Look at it you know play me But you're miserable Well you blame me don't the hands you're don't you're blaming me for that Don't suck me and this is a hundred percent rubber count. Okay, well and zero I want to go zero as all the fucking

comedians is very funny what do you think about Amy Schumer in this love Amy no what do you think about her stealing did she still not of course what do you think what do you think no I think they both stole it from whatever ever wrote that you know nobody's nobody now deep who no doesn't matter what you think I'm kidding I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I just want to do the rock.

Go Pope Stain. Of course. Thank God he went to the bathroom. Which is why right, comedians do keep that shit. We will keep it in check. Amy Schumer's kicking ass. And Amy Schumer has some of the funniest fucking original jokes ever. Okay?

And Amy doesn't, first of all, that whole premise was already the angry pirate Patrice O'Neill didn't write that. He heard about it and then talked about it. Right. She did the same thing. She heard about it and then fucking talked about it. Correct. And they both had two different points of view. So it's over, it's done. Stop fucking clogging up my Facebook. I don't want to see two fatties next to each other on the, see Amy, they always get a shitty picture of Amy too. It's like stop it.

Not only do you get a fucking call without even knowing what's going on, then you take the worst photo you can get of the poor girl, you know, and put it up there next to Patrice, a dead guy, fuck off. Stop it, leave alone. Leave Patrice alone, stop fucking with him and his family, and leave Amy alone. She's adorable, and she's kicking ass right now. All right, we'll take care of it, right guys? Absolutely. Yes. Right, Jimmy? Yes. We'll take care of you, fucking guys. Yes, I just pulled my shirt out from underneath my gut and it's wet. That's one to show. That's one to show's over.

Oh, okay. 10 minutes ago, it was damn. What you doing? What the fuck? You guys are the best fans of the world. Thank you so much. I know that we rambled on at the end of this, but what are you going to do?

Sometimes that happens and fucking, I don't know what he's doing with the microphone We can hear that it's a microphone you're throwing around can you just put it back in you fuck you fuck you fuck You'll sit on you to the last word of the shot up. It's not shitting. It's a fact. Did you hear it? It was a no My god, I'm sorry for being a cut to show You hear it? It was a no. Oh my God. I'm sorry for being a conteshoe. Sorry. What's your name again? Lenny. No, scopo. You guys are all been great. Thank you for coming on the show. You're awesome. You guys are the best fans in the world. Spread the word. Please like these videos. Subscribe to these videos on YouTube. We're trying to build this YouTube channel, Scopo and Depot, Monellipop, all of us are fucking trying to kick ass, make this better and better every week. So please support us by subscribing,

telling a friend, and go to the website, and that's it. That's all we need you to do. And draft Kings and Casper. And yeah, and then Adam and Eve. And TeleFront. I and Eve. And Telephone. I'm helpful. And Telephone. We're Twitter followers and my shirts will get lower. Yeah, how many to put it? You got 20,000, you show your titties, right?

Yes, 20. 50, 50. No, you said 20. You said 20. 20,000 Twitter photos on, you know what, dude. And she shows her titties. How's that sound? How you guys the best fans of the world?

Thanks for listening live in the chat room. How's that sound? Are you guys the best fans of the world? Thanks for listening to Live in the chat room. Thanks for downloading it. You know what, Doug? You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening. Now go back to your shitty jobs. Check out riotcast.com por todos los más podcasts en el internet.

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