Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - American Sniper SuperBow

Episode Date: February 9, 2015

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I like the music, the piece that fits. Yeah, it's like, ahh! It doesn't have enough water in the system. I poop alone and salsas did it in South-East, did a thing. This would be playing, this was 99, who's be playing in every strip club in Florida. Well, strippers will be fighting over it. Yeah.

Fighting on who's going to go dance to this? That song was played at Test Funeral. Oh, that's pretty sad. Hey, what's up? Welcome to, you know what, dude? Bobby Kelly is out. I am Dan Soder, Monster Voice and I'm sitting in cause it's snowy out and Bobby of course lives upstate.

That's what I like to call it. He lives upstate and is too much snow for him. It is. Chris Scopo with me, R2D2. R2D poo. I know, I like calling you R2D2. When I know you that you made that connection on Twitter I was like, that clever motherfucker.

Based on the sweater, could we just say Bangladeshie Freddie Kruger? I would have gone Bollywood Freddie Kruger that would have probably mainstreamed it more that's why I went the all way That's the everyone says Bollywood not enough people say Bangladesh. It's the walk-in-joke machine Mike Lawrence the man talks and jokes He's like the Riddler but with jokes And then is it can I call you Nathaniel? I always like that. That is my full name. Yeah, that's many Macintosh, but...

Nathan Macintosh, yeah, my full name is Nathaniel, and I just dropped the IEL. But you go... As a baby. You go Nathan. Nathan, yes. Not Nate. Nobody in America calls me Nathan, which is really funny to me. I've already shortened it. Like, it isn't Nathaniel I'll shorten it to Nathan and down here it's Nate,

no matter what, it's very funny. I think I can already take it to an American creation. What Nate? Yeah. It sounds like an American creation, but I also like that you're like you're a little bit of Canadian contentist came through on your voice trick.

Everyone in America calls me Nate, it's like, well, that's what we've named you. If not, yes, anywhere. That's your American. Anywhere I'm bringing up to Nathan McIntosh. I'm sorry. It's such a hard thing to put together. Yeah, but Nathan McIntosh sounds like a kid

that died in middle school that you were friends with. You were the nation-wide commercial kid. Well, let me tell you something. He didn't. He didn't. He's here today. Nathan for you, sounds like a show that gets A pluses on the AV club.

Nate for you, sounds like something that lasted on the CMT And it's sponsored by Guy Fieri's restaurant. I'm Nate for you. Here's some have a pen you'll donkable Joe the truth list supposed to be somewhere. He's stuck on the 14th train. He just texted me. Oh, I bet he's blinking a lot He's nervous right now. Yeah a lot of blinking going on on that 14th list. What yeah, I'm in a story now.. He gets way nervous. He's nervous right now, yeah. A lot of blinking going on in that 14th century. I just moved in with Jill List. What? You're in the story now?

I'm in a story, yeah. You're in the big room. I'm in the big, I got the, yeah, the nice room. Oh wow, I didn't have that kind of money. I have it officially, you know, or a garbage. Yeah, I got a lot of change in break. I haven't officially moved in,

because I don't have a bed yet, but everything is there. I just can't. Should you just sleep on the ground, like a stalone and a sassons? No, just a little bit of a towel. My parents always, always sounds like he's about But everything is there. Should you just sleep on the ground, like Stallone and Assassin's? Not as if there's a roll of a towel. The guy's voice always sounds like he's about to plan a robbery. See, I always get that he's like picking a fight

in a sports game. That's how it all sounds. He's like, yo, what'd you say to me, bro? Yeah, you walk away from me, bro. You a devil's fan. Bro, first of all, don't talk about the ranges like that. There it is. There's this fucking bleacher fighting board.

I was supposed to go to the game, yeah. All right, there's this fucking bleacher fighting I was supposed to go the game. Yeah, I come to these games because someday to Washington general's I gonna put the Globetrotters back in place. Yeah, it will happen trust me. I always like when Lawrence talks about sports because there's an Outside shot that he could get it right but most of the time you like oh This he said generals to no, but he went he went a lot of options. The symptoms were. Yeah, it was the same. I know some sports. You do. He might also said the isotopes are going to be the Shelbyville. What was their name?

Minions or something? What was their thing? Well, when Homer danced for the isotopes, they played Shelby. Who else did they play? They played everybody. Shelbyville, what? They had a...

That scene, the dancing Homer thing. That is a, if you're ever a comic and you get an opportunity You're not ready for that. I always think of that. Oh, that's a good point whenever whenever like the first time Like I thought I had a great set and I realized it wasn't that good and a guy came up after me like everyone has their goofball Yeah, the capital city goofball that like fucking place. Yeah, the capital city Shelbyville This is gonna bug me if list was here to probably get yeah I'm just trying to figure out what that team was called the Shelbyville something What was that for from Simpson?

I like he you had the energy like it was a real sports team like wait who would a I don't mind a lead team for Who did they do they feed into the Red Sox They're a pairing club we are More than it's names of the teams for Ogdenville and North Haven Brook. I think that's an important question. He's like, I'm gonna be like,

Bobby real quick, you gotta eat those mics buddy, okay? Okay, all right. This is why you're in the chair. This is why I'm in the chair. People want to know I don't sit in the captain's chair cause you gotta give out the fucking orders. And I'm not comfortable with that.

I'm the fun step dad. I'm not the fucking militant. Don't even take you to ice cream. Pull the mic away from your mouth. Don't even talk into it. I just make sure you didn't see me and your mom having sex and then I take you out to buy you a toy. I'm like, hey, we're still cool, right? Or a Nissan.

Yeah. I want to talk about the commercials, about the Super Bowl, but I want to wait for Joe List because. He's a Pat's fan. He's a Pat's fan and he's hilarious and I always value his opinion. And this fucking e-train stuck. Yeah. Or he's just lying.

So it's not a lie. Let's talk wrestling until Joe Lisk gets here. That's cool. And if you don't like wrestling, just click for 10 minutes. And if you're watching 40 minutes. And if you're watching live stream, just do your actual job. Because you're probably watching this at work. Don't complain about us stream uh... to do your actual job if you're probably watching this at work

don't complain about us yeah please do you have the man himself calling in who bobby cally answer i hate that your light flashes bobby hey what's up guys hi how are you doing y'all snowed in bobby i just got a shoveling for the second time.

Okay. How is it? Is it slick up there? Yeah, it bugs me because I'm watching live on our YouTube screen. We know you're watching live, of course. It bugs me how it just flawless you guys just do without me. I think it's like a lot of people are watching it. I imagine you're watching it

like the claw and the specter gadget. It's such a claw or show and everything. You have to come famous and we're slowly cropping you out. I was wondering why you were shoveling your own snow and I saw Chris Scopo here. Oh,

Fuck that was good. Lawrence pop there and Lawrence stayed for the show by the way. Yeah, I talk Lawrence in because I knew I saw him. Why does people have a camera shot with nobody in the seat? Joe's not here yet. I always stuck on the beach train. Like an old lady he sets dinner for his dead husband. That's not showing up. Like a train like an old yeah like an old lady he sets dinner for his dead husband And it's scopo by the way scopo has the ring he has the why does your I know I can't get it the fucking not light up Yes, you can we all have I thought that's a total you know

Yeah, I don't even have I was very kind of lazy in it I searched for like 10 minutes and I just couldn't find as I'll fucking what you have technical support right next to you So how do you make sure you go to settings, flash light, and then hit off? See, it wasn't racist because he knew. It wasn't racist because he, thank God. I also loved it. Lawrence sometimes looks like a non-vette

that's just spouting out racist shit. And you're like, I mean, he nailed it though. I'm the guy who shot Chris Kyle. I'm gonna drive him. I'm gonna it though. I'm the guy who shot Chris Kyle. Bobby, I'm sorry I couldn't be yeah I got stuck out here trying to you know make sure my family was all right. Yeah go make sure my girlfriend's dad's doing it. I apologize. Well you know you got your you have your upstate of bowed your upstate compound. you know alan taxing the ice to the can't go down to the uber yeah whatever you know that i don't know how much of that hurt that really

probably hurt you didn't it it hurts because it's my purpose that's supposed to be the guy understands it yeah why you want to make me feel shitty did you see that that's a decision to my family. Instead of for me, let me take care.

Let me step here and make sure they're OK and shovel things out. He's like, yeah, why don't you ask your wife for some of her tampons to shove up your pussy? Because I need to talk to you. Yeah. Are you lucky you got a last one now? I do. That was good.

And fuck you. If you were sitting here, you would have been totally with it i really thought someone else walked in the room uh... it was a canadian lab so it's value was in this i thought it was over one another he's keeping up on controlling it probably i thought you still got a fucking mobbing me i know what that was

i did know i did correct the right i did correct the lawrence by the way i said he got to eat the mics uh... motel not to like too much i want that stuff to be heard on the uh... and tell the end take that fucking hat off okay no grunge post

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where's the bomb and then by the way why did what did i know i'm just saying was it means should be thrown around eventually i can't answer the question of who'd be sitting around watching the life feed of this podcast someone to shovel twice It's just him and the guy from home alone With your beard a young older you that's what I was thinking I watch home alone. I was like that looks like Mike Lawrence

That's me in five years Hey, five eight no pussy like pigeon lady pussy But they in fact they shouldn't have done a cross over I know I would have been a good one where she comes to Chicago looking for the Macaulesters and ends up Falling in love They give her home full What I don't think I was a Chris He's like dad you want me to find him for you dad. Did he look at you Eagles Jersey weed? But the pigeon I love the most was my son Chris

I always always Oh, there he is. Now we can talk super bowl. Let's stop wrestling real quick. It sucks Roman Reigns on the Royal Rumble. Yeah, it does. Yeah, why? I don't follow wrestling. You don't follow wrestling. So basically, you know, on comedy, you hate when you see someone that's unfunny, just get pushed to the top of the ladder. Yes. And you're like, why the fuck is this happening? Yes. That's what happened with Roman Reigns.

Here's the best way to look in, guys. He's a good looking dude, and he can do a couple cool power moves. Well, that's all he is. He's like a creative character. Yeah, here's the best way to describe it. So this guy that nobody wanted to win this important thing, because whoever wins this match gets to headline WrestleMania. So basically, the winner goes to WrestleMania

So he's basically headlining all over the country. Yeah, it's wrong So everyone everyone's shitting on this decision and then to make matters worse the rock comes out and holds his hand up And basically goes you like yeah, so the rock came out Everyone is bad first off the Royal Rumble was in Philly, and they're all very smart wrestling fans. Oh yeah, there's the best fans in the world. Yeah, I can't believe it. But it's true, they actually do know a lot about wrestling. Because he's the best human behavior.

Yeah, exactly. The Roman Reigns had the opposite of a Bill Burm moment. He really did. That was the opposite of the Philly showdown. And I will be headlining WrestleMania at the end of this. He didn't even do that. He was like, sorry, sorry. And then the rock comes out and he's like, eh?

So the rock came out and shit on him. They was booed. Oh, but aren't they both semolens? So that's a, well they're family, okay. Oh, really? They're cousins? Yeah. Are they really? Yeah, like second or third cousins?

Well, the rock is cousins with everybody. But that's a fucking, you know, I'm frantically raised. That's racist, Chris. Yeah, but that's really his burrow knowledge coming out. Like on a certain level, they're all cousins if you know it. No, no, no, say he says he's all cousins. Yeah, off a key.

He's I think Seekas son. Okay, but he, the Roman reigns is one of the wild simons. Oh, he is? Yeah. Okay, so he's like, he's a third generation or the other. Yeah, he's juiced in. Hey, okay. I sit down, legacy.

I'll announce some Joe the truth list. I'm not sitting in. Ah, I felt movement behind me and I thought you were gonna sit down. So thanks for that. But the thing is, like, you imagine, this is how it is. Like, can you imagine someone bombing hard

on a late night set and then, like, fucking Chris Rock holding their hand up and going, no, that was really good. Yeah. Yeah, a good set. He's that bastard. He's that bastard. Hey, he's that bastard And then everyone just bowing up Joe. I am damn Oh my hot, sorry, I don't have a can's on yet. Hey come it. That was I'm not the truth anymore

My new name is Malcolm Butler. Why Malcolm Butler? You didn't watch the game. Oh, yeah, cuz the pick I'm Malcolm Butler from now on I literally changed my name you just take it away. How happy? Where did you watch it? I watched that Jason Cantor's house. I was all excited to talk super well the whole thing and Lawrence is here now We're gonna talk super well. We're gonna get wrestling out of the way We're not even said we're gonna wait till you get here to talk super well I wanted to talk about the world rebel too because I read all these posts about how it's the worst thing I haven't watched wrestling in 20 years. So you walked in we're just talking about Roman Reigns got put over

I don't know who that is. He's a long-haired gorgeous man. Yeah, but he's a dude. Nobody likes him. Yeah, no one likes him I don't like him last year like they wanted to be the last year exactly with wrestling Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so just imagine I'm trying to think of the best way He's a part of like a fucking group imagine. Let's see. He's George Harrison. He's the silent type. Right. And are you calling shield the Beatles of wrestling? I think that's all groups now. When I was a kid, there was no groups.

Okay, so he was in a three-period person group. So many, there's a difference between Dean Ambrose's singles pushing the plastic on over. Yeah. So they're, so they push this guy. Everyone kind of knew they were going to win it. Everyone had signs. People had signs that said if Roman Reigns wins we riot and with this is the rumble run a rumble in Philly and what is the winner again?

Is he the champ now you get to headline WrestleMania? Oh, so you're in a championship match And you get to pick which championship you want to go after At times I use it as a way to launch a new guy right right to pick I thought you just ended up any you get strapped no you get to troll it now that they use it yeah well now that they brought me it used to be you got to pick so who does he wrestle at WrestleMania it's Russell Brock Lesnar and Brock Brothers the champ yeah got it Brock is awesome Brock should win the ball you know you're not a big fan of Brock love rock okay good love everything about it amazing so I like him in his first term but his second term

just as been a losing point. I mean that's oh It's that's almost like you watch wrestling. I was a political. Yeah, bro. You almost nailed it I was more of a pun, but maybe I got it You walk you try to be punny and you ended up nailing your analogy a lot of people have said that Yeah, this is this is going to be the nerdiest episode ever including I'm counting football as nerdome Why oh, yeah, so we're gonna talk wrestling and into football. I mean what are women are gonna be? I promise is only seven and listen to it. Seven minutes of football in a row I will mention something about K-Pay. Yeah, I'm having a tough time before I would love to talk Katy Perry

I want to talk all of it and I'm coming in as a backup quarterback Listen if we just get through this thing. This is a mid-season game. Yeah, right. We're not in a playoff game playoffs So I mean congratulations to your new England players. That was very exciting. What a victory. One question. When the circus catch happened, you like fuck, it's gonna happen. That's when I accepted the loss.

It wasn't even upset about it. I'm like, I can't believe it happened again. Okay. The chances of it happening to lose like that is like, well, that's insane. And in every single moment. Three different times is ridiculous. But I mean, three different times.

Well, the Tyree catch and then the Maniham just unbelievable catch, which saved them. Right, right, that was unbelievable. But that wasn't quite like this where the play is broken up. Yeah, yeah. They defended it unbelievably. But that catch, here's the thing about the rules now, where all the fucking unnecessary roughness and all this stuff stuff that came into play there because that safety jumps over the

guy and doesn't finish the play whereas ten years ago i'm not against the rules you're the save lives but ten years ago while he's on the ground juggling that safety runs over and fucking annihilates him and catch it i want to disagree with you because there's a playoff game in two thousand four or three before that rule before they had all those heavy rules and the broncos were playing the cults and paid manning through to Marvin Harrison and he went to the ground and they did the same thing where they jumped over him like and he got up and ran in for a touchdown right so it's almost like I think it was a judgment call if they were in a man or not I

think that's a judgment anybody thought he was gonna catch that ball why don't you know but I didn't think he but I don't either want to get a safety run over in Naldom I mean there's no until they get a free red one over and nailed him. I mean, there's no chance of getting it. Watching it live though, because even Al Michaels was confused. He got that ball. And I thought I hit the ground. And look like he just got up and tried to fake running in as if like I did catch this. Yeah, exactly.

One idea and it was amazing. And how about Butler with the presence of mine to get up and get him out of bounds, too. Easily they could have just sat there and he walks into the end zone. But I just kind of accept I was like, I can't they're gonna lose again like that and then I was just sitting going well, and then I couldn't believe Billichek wasn't taking a time out. That was that was why I wasn't yeah. The Seahawks did literally everything perfectly.

It was 28 seconds left the last play. With one time out, one time out, from the two yard line you could run it. Even if you miss it and you got one time out of them. With arguably the best running back in the league. Yeah, he is the best running player. That's the guy. I've seen it, but there's is the best running place I think that's the guy I had seen it But there's no one you want more in martial arts on the one yard line I like that this is talking to the fake sports talk show that I was doing at the beginning of the podcast

Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna feel guilty the whole time because might you know I want to watch it though Listen, we're gonna get the Katy Perry. We're gonna get to Joe kids in commercials Sharks I rule people's Conversations by bringing in wrestling and Folks, this is I get I can hang man. I like how peaceful this is without Lewis everyone's like I was gonna say the same way Lewis talks about MMA with everything he does is look much of Lawrence does it wrestling He's around a little bit instead of sitting here going all right fucking super ball we get it

Super Bowl Saturday night. Yeah, I was talking to. Yeah, let's talk to Anderson Jolva and said, Lawrence, like, no, guys, talk about it. I watched it. The whole world is wrapped up in the game. I feel so. And it was interesting because to me, that ending, how it happened, you were at, I wasn't even, I just wanted to see how to lose. It's a 49ers. Yeah, you had to.

I want to see how to lose. So was I more impressed than Adina Menzel made a recovery from that awful New Year's Eve performance to show she could hit the high notes again? Yeah. which is the game if you want to take it down that road Yeah, she's the one that did the national anthem, but she Let it go during New Year's Eve and didn't hit that F sharp I believe and people fucking ripped her apart see this is like the sports of the music world. Yeah, like she's missed I she's overrated. I saw people ripping her apart today saying that she didn't do a good job with the national anthem watching It last night. I was like that was fucking great. I didn't really hear it. My team is in it. I don't the all the other stuff

I Question with the internet is can you do anything right? No, that's exactly. Can you do anything a hundred percent right? I also got to say I'm more Lawrence here in terms of wrestling Super Bowl is the only Football game I watch every year. I don't know anything else about what's happening. That's fine. And I'll explain to you why I wanted to talk to Joe so bad about it is because when one of your closest friends's favorite team is in the Super Bowl, it's crazy because

they're fascinating. Yeah, because two years ago, when the Niners played the Ravens, it was like, I wanted to talk about it with everybody for three hours when they lost at the end. And that game is so unbelieveable and fascinating. And here's the thing I want to talk about publicly. No one, there's never been an interception in the history of football, a clean interception without a tip or a offensive play of dropping it, where the quarterback has gotten less blame.

Yeah. Everyone's blaming Carl. If he throws completes the pass, nobody's tied to side. No going, I can't believe they threw a pass. No way that should have been a fucking pass. But isn't that kind of like, isn't that kind of like, you instead of going for the run, I mean, look, watching it, you're like, yeah, why don't you make this guy run, right?

But if you think the other team knows you're gonna run it, why not try to throw it so that you're faking out the fucking, you know what I mean? Obviously it's easy to call it the worst call ever, but he had plenty of good reasons. First of all, I mean Pete Carroll knows more than I do about football, so I'm just repeating what he said. Patriots have their goal line defense in, they got three receivers out there. Yeah, they have a rookie from West Alabama playing by over here, but it's a quick slam

pass. One yard, nobody's expecting them to pass, the defense is not expecting to pass. If it's an incomplete pass, they got two more plays to run it with marshal lunch if it's a complete pass they win the Super Bowl the only thing that can happen is a guy makes a pretty un-fucking-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-believe-bel I'm just saying, I'm just saying that was the thought of why you would this is turning into a sports radio talk show I will say is this but why not try to run it with lynch take the time out then take the shot the end I'm with that's exactly what I was thinking I am speaking solely from a man from Canada who does not even really care about I'm going for a Rouge I'm looking at you go for a Rouge in this situation. Why is this field so sure? I just mean I'm just looking at both sides.

All I wanted was an entertaining game. Got that. That fucking game was great. But what I loved this morning was all the reaction videos of Patriots fans watching. The first half is Patriots fans going nuts. Like, you fucking go, and then watching Seattle fans be like, oh, oh, and then I just fast forwarded

to the halfway point. So I was rooting for the Patriots because I did some shows in Seattle around Christmas. I saw a tweet about this and I completely agreed with it. It I nothing is more uncomfortable than a town like Seattle. Trying to like football. It's not who you are. It's true. I say it. I say it's like football. It's not who you are. It's true. I say it's like.

I'm comfortable. It is because the hotel that I stayed at was where the ramps were staying at. Okay. Got to see the son of road warrior animal. That was cool. Yeah, James Lernartis. Yeah, yeah. James Lernartis.

And but it was like, and even like some of the people who are also in the hotel were like, playfully like yelling at them and stuff or like booing them and it's like, this is not who you guys are. I expect that from New England. I expect that from Boston. Or Pittsburgh. That's who Boston is.

Yeah. That's not who Seattle is. I always say it's like watching Seattle get into football is like watching American grownups get into Premier League soccer where you're like Why did you do this? You didn't grow up liking this. Seattle should be wearing a football jerseys to cover up their heroin marks.

And that's fucking it. It's like the colors are tacky. Yeah, it looks like a neon. All right. Can I say I like a trapper? Yeah, it looks like a Canadian football league team. I like the colors. Look at that. Look at that. it looks like a Canadian football league team. I like the colors See the worst

Look at that green I almost got a Canadian league football team. What's that 60 miles away? Yeah, Canadian Might as well be the Vancouver Seahawks. This is a stupid question. I'm sure but how long have the Seattle Seahawks been a team? I think since there he is oh no, oh, good team. I think I'm talking to you 80s man. Yeah early 80s Okay, okay, I'm not sure. Yeah, that 80s, like something. Okay, okay. I'm not sure. They went to, that was their third Super Bowl. Yeah, they lost one. I kind of wanted for that kid, the quarterback for the Seahawks, this would have been his, this is third or second Super Bowl

in three years. Yeah, I mean, that's fucking amazing. What's the network that has sterling sharp on it? Is that CBS or whatever network? Yeah, that's CBS. Oh, they went down a break down. Shannin shirt. Yeah.

NFL, they went down. Oh yeah, was NFL network that and they found that they went down oh yeah i was in a phone network that was sterley they went down is nfl network they went down and picked advantage for each team all four guys on that were network gave the quarterback advantage to the c-hawks i fucking laughed out loud yeah could we for as as my friend Derek said pump the brakes on russia willson a little bit yeah dog shit in the nfc championship one of the worst performances. And by the way, dog shit. And very mediocre in the Super Bowl.

The three passes to end the game. The three passes he threw in the NFC championship. We're basically Hail Mary's. Right. All three of them. Exactly. Tom Brady goes in has the most completions in the first half of a quarterback.

Breaks Joe Montana's record for Super Bowl touchdowns. Eight for eight in the game winning. And then has, by the way, the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history, making him the greatest quarterback of all winning. And then has, has by the way, the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history, making him the greatest quarterback of all time. And fourth championship, I mean, Russell Wilson, the best, the most was seven points in the fourth quarter by the 49ers and the Bengals.

This is the time. They didn't tell you. That's not the biggest comeback though. Fourth quarter comeback in Super Bowl history. Yeah, oh, sorry. Yeah, that's all right. But yeah, I mean, Russell Wilson, a little overrated. And here's the thing, hey,

well, it somehow had a good tweet. He, that pick saved them so much money. Oh yeah, he would have been asking for so much money that got back. But here's the thing hey, well, it's somehow a good tweet. He that pick saved them so much money No, yeah, he would have been asking for so much money But he already earned a super bowl. So yeah, but he's gonna get the other 20 million oh, too I had another point. I know so at the end of the first half the six seconds left everyone's saying the C-hoc should kick I'm saying they should kick because I'm rude of the Patriots. Of course. I wanted to I'm like they should all they should kick It's a crazy gamble throwing that ball with six seconds left they complete the pass He's a genius. They get the extra four points if they just kicked if if fucking what's this dose?

Pete Carroll doesn't do that They're down eight and they have to score touchdown and two point conversion at the end of the game But because they execute nobody questions it. They just go brilliant call throwing that pass if the players execute Nobody questions it. Maybe it's a footnote if Russell Wilson completes that pass Seahawks win They go wow, it's crazy.note if russle Wilson completes that past see hawks when they go well it's crazy they think through but they did it he's a genius everyone was thinking run they through he did it but i gotta get credit though he did that fourth quarter drive when he drove down there he did complete a nice past

march on lynch of for thirty something yards right that lucky hail Mary catch a lot of area and that that is a little wheel route where linebacker is covering the best running back they got a mismatch Still got it though. He got it, but let's not stuck go up that in there He's not overrated because he completed a fucking mismatch and then a unbelievable hair man And also and then intercept I just think he's I think he's clutch

I think you think braids do you think Brady should have got the MVP? Where do you think it should have gone? I think Brady should get the MVP He was perfect in the I mean almost perfect in the fourth quarter He was perfect on that final drive. He threw four touchdown passes 350 yards yet that one bad pick one pick was I've always all picks are bad, but that was a great first pick was terrible. That was terrible. Yeah, but second Porta back play. Yeah, I mean if Butler won I mean I would have been fine Who won the Brady Brady got the yeah, he won't it could give it to them in two, but yeah Brady was pretty unbindable All right, so that's the football football

I don't want to say this again. I would have a little more though. I got so many more points I know you like a fired up guy You can get in with the penalty the fucking unsportsman like with a guy Pretends to take his pants off and shit on the ball Second that's what the penalty was it's the cameras panning and they show him taking his pants down and it cuts away And they never show replay cuz it's which team baldwin yeah real-class act is the see-hux team anger That really what is this showing is the exact anger I will have when Eddie red main wins the Oscar there you go Let's but keep it going cuz I like it cuz it's an I'm pretty good terrible terrible

is a nine or a pretty good terrible terrible hold on that's how you fucking happy how happy you though get scatterbrained off get scatterbrained let's move this fucking ship forward I feel I have too much guilt we have better than you

better than you would you say that was better we're talking over each other too much we have to go to Oscars and then go back to football I feel guilty we got a big nerd over here for God's sakes stop making me feel like an abotross

well I feel that I feel bad that's the nerdiest way to a wrestler. Yeah. We got two nerds of it. He went in in cyclopedia. Yeah. But now Seattle's, they're not gonna be signing everybody.

So there, there a couple guys are gonna lose. Well, we can't talk off steam. We got the game, but I'm just saying for Dan though, for he's happy though, I mean. I was, my point was this, before we got off on the Oscar binge, which we'll go back to the Oscars with the all-white Oscar. Can I say one thing about football before the area of

Oscars before we get to Oscars I'm not going that I'm saying I like Joe's adamant hate of the sea hawks as I talk to the commercials and Katie Perry so many things to talk as a foot as a 49er fan it's great when someone hates your rival and and then it takes a game like the Super Bowl for them to see the shitty parts you see because you're like right well spend there the whole time here's the thing with the sea hawks just in the Super Bowl I like to see the shitty parts you see because you're like right. Well, it's been there the whole time. Here's the thing with the Seahawks just in the Super Bowl. I like their fans and they all seem like classy fans to good people.

I love Seattle. It's my favorite city. It's one of the best cities. Yeah, I love it. I agree with that. I just hate to see. I had a great Seattle moment. I was at a coffee shop and I was like, hey, do you have a trash? And they're like, we don't have a trash. Is that the most Seattle events you have ever heard? We don't have trash.

Yeah, we just like, all right. I want to see this. And then you just look at 20 people who were just displaced from their homes Yeah, I had to fly home with a fucking doily from my cupcake Anyways, but how about in the Super first of all they go on record saying Grunkowski is not a good football player before the game That's sweet Cam Chancellor Sixth gronk is for 68 odds and a touchdown. Gronk is speech was the funny thing He's half a retar Six touches for 68 yards and a touchdown. Gronk his speech was by far the funniest thing. Oh, dude, so weird.

He's half a retard. Oh, he's so funny. I love that he got up there and he was just like, yeah, yeah. And you could tell the teams the best team. This is the best team. They're like, hey, Gronk, can we get a word? And he's like, yeah, yeah. And you're like, this fucking me dead.

I love him. I love him. You know what I love about Karankowski? He makes it OK to shit on how the retarded the black guy sound. Yeah. Because Gronkowski's up there. And I'm just talking about what an AP is. So that makes it cool. When the next black guy comes on, I'm like, this guy sounds like a fucking idiot too. Yeah. Really? No, you rooted for Boston right

now. But he just talked about how black guy sounds like a retarded. You're like, everyone's gives you a weird look at the party. But I'm like, Karankowski, you shit on him first. He rage so hard last night, I'm sure. Date there was a fucking me head Oh, yeah, he's so fine. I don't know the team. I would wish death upon the the the Sherman pick of him watching the interception happen Yeah, yeah, that was sweet sweet Especially because that's a guy that talk shit always when it's too late to rebuttal He always talk shit when it's like and he did it too early in the soup

What was he doing with the four because he said he said 24 best corner. He was saying Daryl Revis. Okay. Okay. Okay isn't as good as he is because I threw that touchdown on him And that's why I kept going and then he looks like a fucking Pick by the Empire too. What's that? Yeah, you got picked by the Empire was a great move by the who was that ball wound? Who caught the touchdown? Yeah, that was a shooting that was a shooting move, right? Which cost them which great move though. That's a smart move to do. You know what man? Shit on a ball because I did not see that last night.

My friend Mike Dunnevin the comedian, we talk about all the time with a jeopardy bit. Yeah. He had a great point. That play is a 15-yard penalty fourth quarter of a tight game. You pretend to take your pants off. You get flagged.

The Patriots now return the kickoff to the 38, instead of the 20, which they don't score on that drive, but they have a huge, it shifts the punding in. They punding in. And now they have a field advantage because this guy, it fucking takes his five yard penalty, 15 yard penalty. Jesus.

So you're kicking now from, what do you think of it? That's a problem. So you're just, I knew they got paid last night. He's a fucking douche. They come on save ground. Kelsey's not that good of a player, which is dumb and then fucking what's his toes is in the

face going 24. He's calling out another player and then they break out in a fight at the end of the game. Fight just a class act fucking squadron. Why was the fight not really talked about because that the last like 30 seconds of that game were fucking because that that last play just over over what happened is when they realized that there was it was done yeah they were like fuck this and then a couple pushes prison rules grunk took a swing yeah everyone started swing I don't know what was was one of the guys said

you're all playing like a bunch of girls and then they did what they often do to girls. Oh, I thought you were gonna make fun of the commercial. I was like, that's gonna be a perfect segue. Oh, that fucking, yeah. You fight like a girl. You put the domestic violence commercial in the second quarter, go fuck yourselves. I didn't even miss it. They put the domestic, the treat women better

immediately after the slammin' is on her knees, fucking in Lenny Kravitz's dick, like in the back of the back. And then it cuts to like, what's street women better? And you're like, all right, well. So do we talk about the commercials? Yeah, let's talk about the commercials. Here's what bothered me.

And then now, let me just open up my wheelhouse, get back in. No, the thing is, the fucking, the amount of upper class, like, it used to be to me and I have always watched I'm not a football guy but I've watched the Super Bowl and there was a candy commercial here and the Gerritos commercial there and you know but that used to be a lot of it and and what I noticed this time it was mostly

especially in the the first two quarters, mostly carcamer. There's all carcamer. Yeah. And, and, and, barely any jokes. Like the lack of humor now. Well, you know what it is, is it used to be all, like remember the Bud Bowl, where they do Bud and Bud live? Oh, yeah. And they do fun commercials.

I think what happened was, Super Bowl commercials became an expectation. I remember watching the Bud Bowl with my dad while he had his AA chips in his head. I think think also I think also if you put a puppy in a commercial I think have the country's gonna love it automatically hit the Day we had puppies last night. We had two different amputee commercials won a dull amputee one child amputee Two different dads not being their commercials or or be or dad commercials dead kid those were both windows to the both both the amputee ones for whatever reason windows And then this McDonald's hugging commercial. What the fuck? I want to do is have a fun of you sketchy do that and like the McDonald's over here at two in the morning

Yeah, I'm not really dead. Well, that's what I was gonna go to Lawrence about you were an employee of McDonald's. Yes for it's this gonna work Is this how long I were dead McDonald's but it was longer than most NFL players play for If you know us seven and a half years. Yeah, if you were if there was a McDonald's Hall of Fame You would be a first ballot a Hall of Famer. Wow and should be tested for concussions also Yeah, so that fucking commercial is that a real thing are they really? No, it is it's a real thing that what they're doing is there you know, it's like You know in the way it's like you're the millionth customer. Yeah, so it's like you know random Oh, people as this campaign. They did this you know, they did this last night this campaign

There's gonna be more profiling for this than stop and search When they people come in, they're like, you're beautiful. And what they did a couple weeks ago, they did this other commercial during the Golden Globes, which fucking Red Man won, where it was different signs. You keep saying Red Man and I keep thinking of the rapper Red Man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He was greatest Stephen Han. Amazing Stephen. So, some fan brick city. I'm like, oh, I didn't want. What? Yeah, what type of acting need you method, man? Yeah, but no, but the signs. Could you see the signs commercial a few weeks ago, where it was like they showed they played a children's course version of the fun song carry on while they were different. You know, like how they have the sign outside,

like a moon serve. Yes, I know what it's like. And that's what it's like. And it's like, remember 9-11, keep Austin strong. Oh, yeah, absolutely. So they're doing, so they did that and they did this, which is all, it's all tied to the same thing of McDonald's, we care.

Yeah. Just fucking pay your employees a decent wage. Here's what I noticed. I was watching the Super Bowl with my buddy yesterday. We noticed that all of the most positive messages came from the worst products. Coca-Cola, which is just basically poisoned with bubbles. And it's like, hey, everybody, be nice on the internet.

And then we're all nice. You're like, all right, thanks, toxic drink. And then McDonald's is like, love each other. You're like, that's not real food. Or the Doritos commercial that doesn't recognize that all airplanes have assigned seats and that they're fucking digging try to say that's like this is I don't know that that could have been Southwest I thought that was a pretty funny commercial though as far as the

commercials went it was the commercial was funny which was the key one the hot chick walks by and licks his face and the next day she's supposed to he does on his like his dick. Oh, that's fine. I miss that. I don't even see that I miss so many commercial key a key was Pierce Brosnan He was in a meeting and that So many I was after Liam Neeson, but it was great though. You do both Pierce looks good I'm gonna throw this in there. I'm gonna throw this in there the Katie Kurt Brian Gumball commercial was the best one That was great. How hot is Katie Karek still still got but

commercial was the best one. That was great. That was a good one. How hot is Katie Kerrick still? Still got. But here's the thing. So you see the third one. You have that commercial. You had the Pete Rose commercial, the Liam Neeson.

You had the fucking one with Steve Buschemi. And Brian Cranston. Yeah. And it's like that whole thing like, look who they got. Like, yeah, they just paid the money. It's on a personal. Brasen was good commercial though. What's up with the tree?

Sniper? No. It's not a press. Brasen was, that was a good commercial though. What's up with the tree? Sniper? No. That's what's happening. Yeah. In the, in the, and I've, and I've, I've been pro comedy blog on this podcast, but I kind of scares me that this is the only humor that we have left that we're willing to show for a hundred million people at a time. It's nostalgia. And you know, there was nothing that was offensive. Nothing that like made you think. Oh, no, it's, it's, and it this nostalgia. And there was nothing that was offensive, nothing that made you think. And it used to feel like there was on some levels,

or at least lack of a lot of funny shit. There would always be three or four commercials every Super Bowl, you're like, that was hilarious. That was a really funny commercial. And I think you're right. And I think you're starting to see that, especially in network sitcoms, everything is just dumbed down to the point where we're like,

wait, who watches this? And then you're like, oh, 100 million people do that. That's the middle of America, I don't know. I don't think it is, because you go, here's the thing, here's why I disagree while people say it's middle of America that's watching this shit, I think it's everywhere. I don't think it's just middle of America,

they're the best. You could find Big Bang Theory, Bazinga, shirts in every comic shop. In fucking Seattle, in San Francisco. Yeah, yeah. But America lets you say anything. Exactly. It's the liberal fucking left LA in New York.

That's the problem. They're the liberal, but it makes me sick. This PC shit, I hope they all fucking die. Midwest is the best comedy crowds, because they fucking care. They let you perform, whereas San Francisco, Portland, there's a lot of cities where they're like, oh, any sense of mean or any sense of, oh, and I think that's why the big bank theory's just everywhere.

It's just seeped in. It's the fake baby in American sniper. You're not supposed to question it. You're just supposed to just watch it and go, this is good. Not nearly enough people are talking about that. I read a thing about it that, I mean, we talked about that too. We're gonna talk about that too.

I saw this movie and you can see this. The baby was sick and then the backup baby something. Did you read about it? Yeah, and also the budget was how many millions of dollars? Get a fucking baby. Oh, no, I agree It was I think Eastwood should have pulled out like a fucking water and like go get me a baby It looks more like a baby than that baby does so there was a there was supposed to be a real baby But they got a fake baby to play a baby And it is so jarring and it's you can tell it's a fake baby We laughed out loud Sara and I laughed out loud and then it was looking at us like we fucking hate the truth

You can't let's get into the hold on because we're gonna keep jumping into these subcategories But this is a subcategory always want to know why is it if it's a movie or anything about the troops if you find a problem with it, your anti-trups? Here's a great thing that I heard on Mar and I know everyone that listens to the show, probably hates Mar, but it was a good point. 20, 30, 40, 50 years ago, you could make fun of a troop, soldiers, there was Sergeant Bilko and Gomer Pyle. And it was because you were supporting them.

Right, there was all this stuff. Now, if you did a sketch where troops are fucking idiots and goofin' or falling down the stair, or whatever the fuck it is, people would all this stuff. Now, if you did a sketch where troops are fucking idiots and goofing around falling down the stair, or whatever the fuck it is, people would be outraged. I had a joke on Seth Meyers that they wanted to let me do because the basic gist of the joke is that I'm on stage

and I say like, I had the worst job if anyone here and no one could top it and this guy goes, I did three tours in Afghanistan. I was like, I worked at McDonald's for seven and a half years and then this woman in the back yells out, Wendy's for 18 bitches. And then the soldiers salutes us both. That's hilarious.

That's hilarious. Their note was nothing was soldiers and that was it. That's right. It's amazing. And they talk about the reason thing on there, but I can't remember the reason as I was clearly being like, oh, that's a good point. But I think it's more we accept we, we were at one with the troops,

what we were doing, I guess. Do you think because World War II was a draft, you had to go. Now as people sign up. Well, World War II, kind of look at like, oh, you're fucking brave for signing up. World War II, it felt a lot more like evil, there's evil people taking over the world.

We have to stop from unreal. That was just real. Yeah, it was a draft, though, you had to go. If you didn't go, you. It was also there in the Kiel. How many millions of Jews and then the Japanese attacked us and then we're like, we have to stop. That was just real. Yeah, it was a draft, so you had to go. If you didn't go, you used. It was also there in the kill. How many millions of Jews and then the Japanese attacked us and then we're like, we have to go. Right.

Right. But I don't know what it is exactly. But it's just imagine a truck driver listening to this podcast like, I want Bobby back. I want Bobby. Oh, they hate me being on the captain's chair. But there's also a thing like, if you with movies, and this isn't even about troops,

because it's like, you really are the to riker to his bicarbonate It's the same if I if I think sell my sucks people like oh you don't think black people should be able to vote Yeah, and then I think I think I'm a sniper sucks to like you don't support the It's we're the movie sucks. What do you want me to do? It's weird that our movies are becoming our history books Of course where they're like oh you didn't like that movie that you didn't like that historical I thought they did Martin with the game movie already now like three of them. They do now They didn't do like a big one. No, I know Denzel did a mountain next movie and I completely People Chris and I agree with you Joe and the thing is is that where people are like oh so

But with snowman all that one it did get nominated for best picture to It wasn't the best directed movie of the year I think the actor got snubbed I thought he was great yeah he was he was David Ollio was commanding but her directing wasn't that awesome and it's also it used to be like in the 90s black filmmakers were making movies about what was happening to them now you had to do the right thing, but that was 89.

You had fucking boys in the hood. And now it's like, remember? Yeah. Well, kids are dying on the fucking streets. Yeah, there's no movies about Chicago or for, you know, there probably will be a Ferguson movie in the movie. You gotta get like five to seven years. Yeah.

You got a little free room. Oh, I can't breathe in room. You know, who saw Fruitvale station versus which is great. Yeah, yeah. That was a fucking fantastic movie. But yeah, it feels like if you criticize the movie, you're criticizing the historical,

the war, the soldiers. I didn't like Shinler's list though. I can't believe you're there. There is a scene in an American sniper and this isn't spoiling anything. Because it really did feel like team America at times. It really like, first of all, in an American sniper and this isn't spoiling anything because it really did feel like team America at times.

Oh really like first of all, I think we can we can spoil it. 150 million people saw it the first fucking night. Oh yeah, I think we can say anything we want. It's also true story and I mean yeah, you know, well, yeah, it's based on the true story. Well, yeah, based on true story. This is a guy who lost a lawsuit to Jesse Fentura. Did he lose the lawsuit? Yeah, he did.

What was it? A libel lawsuit because he wrote about him in his book and so they got in a fight. And I took him down like how they took down the towers. I'm no adomiant, but that was pretty good though. That was a pretty damn good WF. Yeah, I've been watching that. Those are all both great. By the way, that was a great,

I can only do the W because I stole it from Adomi. Double you double you. But no, an American sniper. So there's a scene at the beginning where a young Chris Kyle, his dad is giving with speech where he goes, there's three types of people in this world. There's wolves, there's sheep, and there's sheep dogs. It is the identical speech to pussy, dicks, and assholes. It's the same thing. and assholes just what a shit

Another thing another thing that really bothered me about it is that when you you see like like Eastwood made letters for me with Gima Right and in that movie, you know, he's showing the Japanese and they're speaking in subtitles None of the Iraqis ever get subtitles in this movie really no, it's literally Dirk Adirka Muhammad job I see this fucking moving. Oh, you haven't see it. Well also you'll love this so do they the by the way There's no way you guys have damaged this to the point where I'm gonna walk in bag Well, this is good. Well, there's that the I'm a Dirk Adirka the whole time the Iraqi sniper is such a goofy character And there's a scene with like the camera. He puts a turban on and slow motion. Yes He puts a turn on and so it there's a scene with like the camera. He puts a turban on it slow motion. Yes, he puts a turban on it.

It looks like a scene from like, Rambo, Rambo. Oh, yeah, Rambo. And it's like, and it's like, and it's like 80s villain. You're like, this is so much. He's up on the roof.

He's like, that all gone, that all gone. And even he worked at the car wash. He came back from Fallujah, different, he's gone. It's such an amazing story. And in the hands of like Scorsese or not that he would do that kind of,

but a better director, I feel like when they were supposed to have Spielberg do the movie. Ooh, I heard it was, I listened to that brother Cooper on how it's done. They said Spielberg was signed on, gonna do it. And the last minute contracts went out the window and then Clint Eastwood popped in, was like, I'll do the movie.

For that camera. I can't wait. How about I do it, but I do it way, I'm married. I do it the most American. And it is this Kyle saying. Can I say nip? I want to say nip. I like saying nip.

I'm not even printing nip. Chris Kyle. I'm going to say nip. I'm going to call the Iraqi nips if that's cool. Chris Kyle said he wanted Eastwood to direct the movie when he was alive. So then, they, Bradley Cooper's like, all right, we're going to have Eastwood then. Yeah. And what's fascinating, too, is that it's like, because depending on where you watch it in the country,

I'm sure it's getting applause at the end. But this is, let's try to guess where it gets the biggest applause. I would say Texas for sure. Okay, I think that's the easy pick. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Zuri. Oklahoma City.

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But these movies are supposed to be like, Hey, the army's great, we're all heroes, be a hero. And they're supposed to be that if that's what you want to make them. Yeah, if you want to make them. And that's the thing that goes on. Those will make the most of money. I think they're right. con volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca. Spectacularismos, monumentos, rincones de película y un sincindia aventuras desesperan. ¡Fliparás! Huelades de madrida murcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros. Volotea Parifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea.com the greatest of the law of a monster in that. But no, it's fascinating though, it's like, and then you look at like, Soma, where it's that same thing of the easy clap,

where it's like, yeah, you could make the movie about them fighting for the right to vote, and they didn't, why don't you make the fucking movie about how most people don't vote because they're disenfranchised with a broken stuff? So it sounds to me like, American sniper and Soma, if they were comedians, they would be going for that easy clap

where they're like, hey, yeah, they're like, they're be going for that easy clap with their like their hack Hey, yeah, the hacks where it's like hey men and women are different like that's what basically American Let's give it up for that. It's not for the truth. Yeah, they may kill steam, but you don't remember it the That's why they make a hundred million cyber is Jeff Dunham. Yeah, it's just fucking I was gonna say I think Ockman's got a little more soul to him than the Iraqis they said. Do we admit that Jeff Dunham profited off 9-11 more than anybody?

He's like, he went down, he's like, I've got an idea. As the dust was settling, I've got an idea for a puppet. He just sees the towers falling and he just starts like Pissuel mode putting the turban on me. Yeah, he benefits. And again, I don't want to re- I'm not anti-true, or whatever, I'm not even getting into play. I'm not anti-true, the truth is I thought he stinks. No, I'm not anti-true.

You really love movies, and you have great opinions. Here's the thing list. That tells a good movie. By the way, I shouldn't say it's, I mean, I enjoyed the movie. I sat there and enjoyed it. I wasn't like this is horseshit. I was just like, I thought it was bad. I also think Clint East was the most over directed,

over rated directed ever. And just so I don't piss off everybody. Spike Lee to me is the number two most over rated director. So, yeah, we could, it's not let it go. Who else do you want to piss off, Joe? Come on.

You got the left hand, the right, can be upside down. I don't know if it was you. Come on, you bowl. I'm trying to think of who said it to me, but they were like, and I hate Michael Moore. American sniper Clint Eastwood, they go, I forgot who I I was talking to it might have been you and you're like that's either gonna be The best movie or the worst movie because something like that you either are like oh so well done

And the way it was layered or you're like oh, it's just a propaganda film I just think I thought I was getting the guy who directed Jersey boys earlier this year and I did and that's the problem Right exactly of Jersey, but he's probably the biggest piece of shit. I didn't see the movie was it all fucking wild how bad it is. That's all the play. Here's the thing. Play was phenomenal. All the lead actors they're from the play they're like 37 and they start off the film as boys. They're like,

I got through bank loads out. So you guys just say that Clint Eastwood directed Jersey boys. I got through bank loads out. So you guys just say that Clint Eastwood directed Jersey Boy? Yeah. Didn't know that until right. You walk like a man because you are one. Yeah. Because you have a mortgage. That's why you walk like a man.

I love unforgiven, but other than that, I think that's a baby's fucking over. Do they know the baby way overrated? I just agree with that. We're just shitting on one of the great American heroes here right now. Come on. Guys, stop giving it. Hillary Swank. Deepu, what's up?

Grand Torrena is one of my favorite movies. That movie is so bad. Really? I think Slane's been beat off to that. I could believe people like that movie. It was hilarious how much. Deepu was scared in the movie. I'm not gonna be.

Deepu was scared in the movie. Deepu was scared in the movie. Deepu was scared in the movie. Deepu was scared in the movie. Deepu was just so racist in that movie just at a comical level. It's almost like he was like your racist uncle's nap that he woke up for He's like, yeah, I got I help him I learned a lot. You guys didn't like million dollar baby. I like million dollar I like million dollar baby

I'm gonna move it. You're opinion just slipped on its neck and You're not American nature you don't matter right here, so I like to million dollar Baby Rageously overrated, but I do it. It does good. I like to do skillful. I'm sticking with it I mean, I'm not putting it in the I'm all get free man and I'm acting like ever black person in the 1930s and I know there's holes in my side All right, so we're just trying to find the problem with every movie well million dollar, baby I will say this it did give me the correct analogy for Kelly for stuka

Which is the kid that hangs out at the boxing gym and then gets beat up too bad danger? You're talking about danger for Kelly for stuka which is the kids that hangs out at the boxing gym and then gets beat up too bad danger Your time will danger. Yeah, you're gonna say she was the stool that Hillary No country for old men and good fellows are like all this movies boyhoods of masterpiece You like Fox catcher a lot like Fox catchers great you didn't think boyhood went on a little too long No, it's fantastic. I want to watch the other imitation game with the enigma. Yeah, it was a really good movie. I didn't see a really good movie. It feels like an HBO movie. It's definitely not a movie. It's gonna be the Oscars. Yeah, there's no more stories. We're getting a way off topic. Dead kid in a commercial. Okay.

Jolace America. Fuck with you. Jol first off. Can I go to any VFWs in the Pacific Northwest? I kill it. VFWs. I've been to Iraq twice, God first up. Can I go to any VFWs in the Pacific Northwest? I kill it Do I rack twice god damn it? Can you if you had just lost your kid and you watch that you're just watching the Super Bowl to have a time like your kid died in a car accident On Saturday and you're like wow, let me watch the escape of four hours in my life I have some beers What a hell there we at one parent my kid died yesterday. Let me just wash that away with a couple of beers No, find a way that's not that's not an accurate at all if you have a great loss

I bet the next day you're like let me just fucking watch something of course Let me watch something to get my mind off. That's not being a shitty parent. They're probably like that's what This sucks and then you see the nationwide commercial. Why would you do that? What was this commercial? Because I'm gonna miss this thing so it's a little boy and he's pretending He's talking about flying and he's like, I'm never gonna be able to get married. I'm never gonna be able to fly in a plane. And then it shows him, he's like,

I'll never be able to go to college because I'm dead. And then it just shows a bathtub over floating. And then nationwide is on your side. Yeah, are you? I didn't see that commercial. And then it just goes into, there's children dying home accidents and they gave stats. The key

of commercial was better than that. I mean, the here's probably I mean, I would have watched the Pierce Bros. commercial 20 times. Does the building explode? No, no. So good. In fact, my favorite meme of the entire Super Bowl was that little boy and above it, it said, I would have gave Marshawn the ball, but I'm dead. That was so funny. Like God damn that's the best. So funny. That kid found a way to be more depressing than the pours on Danny Trejo's face. Yeah. That was great too. Like Goddamn, that's the best so funny. That kid found a way to be more depressing than the pores on Danny Treho's face. Yeah.

That was great too. I love great acting though by the kid. Man. That's also it's like, look, Steve Bush, Sherry's back. He's like, I just did a show for 60s. Are we, but we're just letting advertisers now go right for the fucking death blow?

That's only a super bowl of times, right? I mean, you don't see that usually during the year This is where it starts you start letting them do it to Super Bowl and people are marrying animals Paid like what four million dollars to have that happen. How much was it four million for 30 seconds? I was told because that one of the party that I was at one of my friends is girlfriend Road on one of the commercials that aired in the fourth quarter and that was 4.7 million. Jesus. Someone had a good tweet. I was at some of them. L.A. said Super Bowl isn't fun and L.A.

because every actor watching part they didn't get. I just think that was like I could have been that dead kid. I think it's back to the advertising. It's not funny. It's not fun. It's not light. It's all just serious shit now. Yeah Yeah, because if you try to do anything funny, there's fucking 50 blogs about it But I'm gonna get in trouble for my grunk Kowski black guy I think I think it's a very good analogy. I think I'm gonna get more trouble for hating America, Joe Yeah, I don't hate America

If you're gonna put in the 4.7 million, why would you take the risk? Yeah, but also that thought is like where are we going artistically? People wonder why SNL isn't what it was in the 70s and 80s? It's because they can't take the leprosy. So that brings us to, I think, Katy Perry, which, now this is my thought on it. For Godless Tiger. I love that someone tweeted that. It felt like more of a lion's version.

Griffin, yeah. Okay. I missed it. I was playing video with a tiger lion. You mother fuck it. It was great. I watched the second half of it. I saw what you was dancing with Miss Elliott. I did make I did win two bets saying that she closed on firework. But but you know what it is like she literally it like that half time show was the performance we deserve and not the one we need where where it was literally, it was 12 perfect minutes of inoffensive spectacle of like,

it literally just bombarded you with lights and colors. Yeah, it was a light bright. It was like, it's like a brave new world. Can I say? It was giving us like easy shooting. No, you know what, you know what it felt like to me? It felt, and I like some of Katy Perry songs, it felt like the video a parent puts on

when they don't want to be with their kid in the wrong house. Watch the lady watch the lady and they go light a joint in the bag. Hey, don't ask why the beach balls only have one tooth. Yeah, why is that? Also, the throw like a girl commercial girls throw poorly. Yeah, it might mean it's like don't say negative. I'm all for progress with women and and and power equal pay You don't mind with all of it. You don't throw as well as me you Like a girl your hips are stronger than ours and our upper bodies are stronger than yours

It's also a thing not my hips If they had the same course, but it was like throw like a man and it was women doing it They'd be like oh don't put them go throw what but them you know what though our version of those are the the NFL domestic violence things. That's their version of throw like a girl to me. It's just okay you're off

your base here because yeah okay don't make fun of you. What? Throw like a girl means negative. Yeah because you're not as growing like if you said fucking you know live a life like a girl means negative. Yeah, because you're not as too big a growing. Like if you said fucking, you know, live a life like a girl and you were like, I'm fucking stupid. Like, how would you want that?

It's like, yeah, you throw silly. I also love it. I love it. I'm never in the answer word. But I'm not like a man. I like to think that out. Words like that just exist to control the patriarchy.

I like that they blow it up. Like we treat all women like gays, like they're like, oh, oh, like you're just like, this is fucking, it was the worst commercial to have rubbed in your face as a man, with like right rate culture, and then like, don't hit women either. You're like, all right, what the fuck did we do?

I thought those, the commercials, the commercials that were, I felt like everybody's like, what am I allowed to do to these women? I did, you should get into kitchen. I am I allowed to do to do to this? I do each get in the kitchen I think the the commercials leading up to the domestic abuse when we're the most offensive where everyone's crying What they were like remember like they kept showing them during the NFL games Like can you give me a second and they're like tearing up and like it's hard to say

I need to see Jennifer Gardner Yeah, I'm trying to hold back tears and it would have been great if they were doing the whole the fake laugh from dumb and demo They're like yeah, can you give me a second just to go back to Katy Perry for one quick second. I mean, yeah, everyone we're talking about bomb it We're talking about lions. We're talking about lots of things I might have been cuz I had a couple of drinks, but those fucking dancing sharks were hilarious I missed this clap to the whole goddamn time two man dressed in sharks throwing their fins around I mean it was definitely like that's the thing, like I don't, like, I think the more entertainment

like this we get, like, you're not gonna be able to love our hate things anymore. You think it all right down the middle? I think, I think the Katy Perry. Perfectly. I think the Katy Perry halftime performance was the first episode of Hypnotode. That's what it was.

That's right. Many cravit was on stage for a minute and a half. I want to watch many made for that. They don't get paid. They don't get paid for the super pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It really? No, they do it as a promotion. UCB runs the Super Bowl. I'm just going to get to a point where you end up paying to perform on the Super Bowl. It's good. I've heard that. Yeah. Like the artists will pay. Oh, my dollars. Like a record label will be like here. It's a 12 minute commercial of you. Yeah, that's why they're gonna look at me That's a thing like she had like chess pieces and yeah, the fucking sharks in the line and the more you know

Star I'm not saying it's the greatest thing that ever happened. I'm just saying those sharks made me laugh and and I know The world is gonna be a terrible fucking wicked awful place where things are garbage, but my god Sometimes just one of a good time and those fucking sharks were hilarious. I was impressed with how fast he changed. I kept doing the, when I started watching it halfway through, I kept doing the Katy Perry heavy breathing thing where they would cut someone else and she's like, the Katy you're back on. She's like, all right, I'm saying it like Missy Elliott dancing like, have her dance a little bit longer. I mean Anyone since Madonna is proof like there's a machine and it's strong because vocally she's not great I don't know

Really now she's not I mean You're singing a lot last night. I mean you could tell that she was a lot of that was sort of lip sync Yeah, because it's a little I don't think I've ever really seen her. I think she sings well Great Yeah, because it's a little bit I don't think I've ever really seen her. I think she sings well Not great. I mean, let me see So I did it myself. That's a singer or are you just listening to what we're talking about CD wise when you see her on TV Has anybody ever seen that there's a group of Swedish guys that are the reason oh, yeah I'm not a guy that's martin chief among them who they're the fucking stars They pick these women they give them their first few fucking hits

and they launch them. Never disagree, but who made the sharks? Because I wanna know who that guy is. And I wanna shake his fucking hand because the sharks were great. I'm talking just sharks. I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him.

I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him.

I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him. I like the thought of him. I mean, it always was. I mean, for the most part, the PEPs and laws are beginning. I mean, you know, like, though, everybody hold on. What you're thinking back when Whitney Houston did the Star Spangled Banner, which was,

91, was it? It's all lip sync. Yeah. That was recorded that before. They don't let you say and she lip sync that. It's not like they're the artists. They don't let you.

Well, I know I just read it with that. They like you. Hold on. There's been people that have fucked up the star's bangle band live during the Super Bowl. No, I'm yeah, because Chris C. I glared at it a couple years ago. Yeah, not that Super Bowl.

Yeah, they were the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah, she fucked up the words. I know, I know. I know, I know. I know, Whitney Houston, that's a limpsing. She recorded like a day before and then she sang that. But that's her own personal. She was like, I'm good.

That's her choice. It's not like the Super Bowl goes no no fucking singing on her So that never be absolutely no live singing well ever since titty eight. They're all scared. Oh titty Great was great. Oh just cuz it made everyone shit the bed. Yeah, I ever watched That is a 17 or oh my dad like that just regardless of whether or not it was good or not it made you feel something Yeah, it really is fucking feel something it's going through I Know we were my buddy and I wrote that we're watching the zoo where we had an interesting conversation of like where does

football go because it's getting so fucking big and there's so many head injuries that eventually do you think it's the well is gonna dry up and rich parents are because money gambling spends on football. So my buddy at a good point he said my friend Carlos said that it's gonna turn into boxing and only poor people are gonna do it because they're gonna know about the head injuries. They're not gonna let their kids. Oh, no, yeah. I don't think there's a lot of rich kids really playing football that much anymore. Like really, really rich kids. They play lacrosse, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the easy sports supply. Well, that's like the less head injuries and

they're still coming. The problem is that, you know, football is still as a fucking huge money on if you play. Not as much as baseball. Baseball with a lot of people are playing more because it's safer. If you had the choice, wouldn't you go baseball over football? I have to think. 20 year foot.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm James Winston. I'm shocked he's not choose. He's a good baseball player too. Like he's really a pitcher. And I'm shocked that he's not trying to do baseball. Have the game your chilling.

Just looking at your bank statements. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're there for 15 years. Yeah, and then you become a heading coach or some random coach. And you retire a hero with your brain. You lock the earth spending your billion. All guaranteed contracts too. Yeah.

Which is crazy. I have a question for you. Yes. Do you think the flake gate is going to mess up this legacy at all? I don't know. I don't know what the hell. For now, they're saying that only one ball was two pounds of depression.

The rest of them were a couple of clicks, like a fucking tenth of a thing under the thing. And, uh, was this just something they made up to get more press? I have no idea what the hell went on, but it's funny because it started off with maybe in like, boy, it seems like they cheated and it takes away and it's annoying.

And then there was so much shit that, finally, it just created an us first then where I was like, fuck all you know they keep the shit out of the other cults Well, that's the thing does anybody really think that that had an effect they beat them 40 now I don't know nothing the second half of the beat the sea hocks. They didn't even touch the football But they're saying the Ravens they were saying the Ravens said watch keep an eye out to the cults about the balls But in that that game could be used as oh you guys cheated that games. That was a close game I don't think anyone's claiming that but no the Ravens told the cults the Ravens did tell the coach to watch out for the watch out for the balls I read the cults figure that felt that way red the Titans showed up with a steel chair and took out flakgo

Just trying to get Lawrence involved cuz you're looking down. It's a time time. Oh, I'm a bitch I'm here. Bill have my face. Son of a bitch is it gonna turn into wrestling? Is that what wrestling? The titans have to capitalize on the opportunities presented to them. It's a super bowl in the bank They got a super bowl in the bank That have been great the Niners show up and play the fucking Open the briefcase and run down Oh, they're here and they're all tired from playing a full football game like this is such a stop the damn game

Stop the game. I'm watching the game last night was like knowing that my wife No slightly even less than I do about football. She's like which one Seattle and I'm like what the fuck? You thought did you feel like a real man right now? You want to hit it real quick? Dick's then the commercial. I am wood, but I punch like a girl. They show Mike like, how does a girl punch like? How do you punch like that commercial just bug the shit out of me? It really. I love the fact that the special effects in Jurassic Park.

I look so much better than the special effects in Jurassic World. 22 years later. I've said that a thousand times They made a fucking dinosaur for the first movie you could touch it Sam Neal gets his goddamn hat blown off by a real dinosaur Yeah, by the way, I know what real means You know, I mean they made a thing right this movie not even the gate which they have right this movie not even the gate which they have you know what I was saying is that you know this on the dinosaur talk you can go to Orlando and find the gate in the first one they got a real gate made

a wood this movie nothing there's nothing well maybe they're trying to hide it though maybe they're trying to hide it no pretty proud he's taking it in a warehouse in Jersey talking to nothing but it has to pretend that there's one scene that wasn't it wasn't he trained the rappers yeah there's like why that wasn't it wasn't he trained the rappers Yeah, there's like I'm not gonna fucking train a dime. I also like the thought that Nate's got the attitude like he just walked in and everything's broken like what happened I was gone for 20 minutes

The way he's talking about you like you do it's all right Look at this episode to be all found what our trigger points are to ask Where was for what it takes to piss off. And I learned that leading a podcast means you just lead it and then you're like, all right, have fun everybody. You set the table and I try to go for a deal. Don't let it go off the rails. Yeah, okay.

Again, like I said, I just wanted a good game of football and there was that. I love those fucking sharks. I cannot say that's the last time I'll say it but God damn it, those sharks were fun. Jurassic World really made me fucking angry. Me too. I was about to pay the patriots.

They play the best super balls. They play classic. Yeah, it's always good. All of them have been classics. Every one they the page. I hate the patriots. They play the best super balls. Yeah classic Yeah, it's always good all of them have been classics every one they've been in has been a great one Do people just hate Tom Brady cuz he's good? Is that why I had I called the Duke theory? He's like the way Duke basketball is so good everyone hates it is the way the patriots because you remember oh one Everyone loved the fact that the patriots beat the Rams plus it was all one. It's I don't know what it is about our loved the fact that the patrons beat the Rams plus it was all one it's I don't know what it is about our

Society, but it's a it's not society, but maybe it's in us when someone is really successful for more than a year people start to hate Them it's a lot back you look at them. He everyone's jealous. It's any Mother fucking peanut butter and gel with what does it say jealous? Me man, man god damn I wish I Just made me feel so much better. Come on my bones earlier. Thank you, Scopo. So because he's a Duke, the Yankees, the Canadian, everyone, people to say.

He's greater football, he's married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. We can also say we're all men here. Tom Brady's a beautiful man. Gorgeous. Look at his face. He's not fucked up from football, which you're supposed to be fucked up from.

He's fucking talented. Well, we don't know that. Yeah, he tastes like 15 years at the time. He can fucking shoot himself in the chest in 2030. Oh, god damn. But I learned to Joe in the room, which I'm a little mad. You didn't like my comment on your status. I agree that Tom braze grace core back of all time. But, but I don't think so. I didn't even say that. I think, I think my town is better than him. I think that's a 49er fan. I. I will say I think Tom. I think Bill Walsh is the greatest coach of all time, which we can argue, but he was all right. So if they run the ball, he loses. Yeah. He's three and three. And we have that conversation then, but that, I mean,

that's that that still means he got six Super Bowls in Montana. I got to force. I'm not saying he's not one of the, I think he's probably two behind Montana. That's a crazy argument though though because we'll go back to 07 if a sante Samuel Yeah, that you lie manning through into his hand. I know. I know you can't go 19 and oh You can't say it can't say it doesn't it didn't have anything happened But like he I think Montana just a little better and we're still having a conversation I think he just I think he just I would say is someone that grew up idolizing Joe Montana

I think he benefited from being in the most revolutionary system in the NFL and had the best and at the From 85 on and I will say at this point you should know that the dinosaurs are gonna run loose This park Do not remake the park we did it everybody died We're now the parks open some weekends are people too. And also, can we not, we dinosaurs are scary on their own. Do we have to make a new fucking dinosaur? Yeah.

Oh, it is. That's common for ya. You know what that is? That's the bacon cheeseburger of dinosaur movies. We're like, cheeseburgers are pretty good. Bacon, more meat. It's the bacon. It is the bread, the Wendy's bacon.

I got it. It's the pretzel bread. Yes Yes, with sea salt caramel there you go This whole thing is out of control and avocado on this side but Chris Pratt can just control Raptor So who gives a fuck right? He just the Raptor lord. He's fucking Star Lord makes me so and his vest is way too hard I'm too hard man. I'm way push. He's Roman. He's the Roman Reigns in movies. Okay. I like it. I wouldn't say that.

He's Dean Abrose right now. This just spiraled into this pile of the number of who references. Wait, the leader's talking. Thank you. Wow, that's pretty good. That's how that feels when Bobby does that. I see why he sits in that seat.

I don't feel powerful in the chair. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not starting getting tempered. I don't want to fucking throw some shit at people. I thought I was talking, I mean, Dan was just saying that this thing was going out of control And I was I was trying to say a thing to go you know what I mean And it was only me and him were both screaming pretzel bread and salt to caramel I go outside for five minutes. I come back in everything's ruined

I will admit the Patriots are the best team of all time if you'll admit Boodock Saints isn't a good movie No, I'll admit that for sure Bill admit Poon Doc Saints isn't a good movie. I don't bother him at that for sure. Zach Relage, I mean I heard him talk for a while. Here's, but go back to the Brady Montana real quick. I just want to make the point, and I think I ultimately, when it would go with Brady, but people try to make the point that, and this is what I wrote about in my Facebook wall,

that like Montana's better, he never lost one. And it's like, well, yeah, but Brady's been to six. Well, I mean, so that, all that means is that Montana's team lost earlier than the Super Bowl. He didn't meet Eli Manning. Okay, but I got the exact analogy. But the play, Jenner, hold on for your perfect analogy. Okay, but to play, as a 49er Fanny, he also never threw an interception in it.

And that's pretty good too. That's fucking awesome. Okay. His, I think his stats, I mean, he did, he has the most football touchdowns because he's just played in two more. Well, not just because he played to two more. He was able to get to no, no, I'm not saying perfect. Now he's not sinbed and Richard prior. Sin bad is never Bob. He has said this. He's never had a bad set and his

entire life. Richard prior went through trials and tribulations, different evolutions and stuff. So you're saying Tom Brady's Richard prior and Joe Montana Sinbad? Yeah, that's the most offensive thing. I was just saying, I don't know anything about football and I can't tell. Montana, there's fucking parachute pants. The man that brought four titles to the bay and you're gonna shit on them by car. He's easily carlin and if you're gonna call Brady fucking prior, then Montana's carlin. Can I say I saw Sinbad when he was here in the city a couple weeks ago. I was fucking great. Yeah

He murdered I was awesome great This is this has been a very fun football field not a lot of jokes Lawrence is all the jokes The jokes let's an hour nine in say like I'm an asshole At 7 30 you gotta leave 730 can we talk Oscars for a sec? Let's talk Oscars. We'll finish it up with us. We're alienating everybody already anyways. Yeah and they there's no one in the chat right D. Poo? We have 70 people watching us live right? No shit. Wow. How many of those are just computers left on? Yeah, those are all from my server at home. Yeah, D. Poo. There's like I got a bunch of bots watching us. I'm trying to boost the number. There's a name for people who go back and forth between talking about football and the Oscars are called bisexual

I like plus but now I like dick I've never had sex with a man, but never met Malcolm Butler in person Oh, you're a real big. Okay, would you black first Joe? Choice Malcolm blood right here or you have Tom Brady right here who you going for? I think it's clear that are you going for? I Think it's clear that I'm going for the white guy You also forget he's from fucking Massachusetts

Fucking if it was vacation maybe Malcolm botland. Yeah, I was I was looking out a Jacelle's Instagram because she Instagram Picture of her and Tom Brady and then like the pictures of her their house is Ridiculous I get why people hate him. Yeah, he's just awesome The guy any as a dimple chin. Yeah, he's awesome. His hands are gorgeous. Your life goes well if you have a butt chin Haters gonna hate. Yeah, they are let's talk Oscars. Okay, so you had to eat those mics, baby I think I think boyhood should win. I think it should too. I thought it was a masterpiece. It's the most innovative piece of filmmaking this movie with the star when he was like six. Yeah, I filmed it for 12 years. And this is a guy who's been making great fucking movies. Link later is done so many good for 25 years. Mike, you may not know this. Chris Scupper's favorite movie.

National Treasure. Oh, I wanted to do a big moment. National treasure. Oh first off first off the best movie one of my favorite movies It's yeah, it's probably the only way that you're favorite movie is if it's the last movie watching your dad before he died And then we can make your personal out of it's the next so live But you know what I didn't ever remember I remember the feeling I had watching that movie and I was like what's gonna happen when I was 14 years old I know what I fucking I'm sticking to that fucking point. You should watch the silence of the lamp my father It's a very good move my father said he was gonna meet me outside the regal to take me to book of secrets and it still hasn't happened Yeah, no, but they are making a third one Online we're gonna talk oh you gotta come with me because we're roommates now if we're gonna talk Oscars

The guy whose favorite movie is national treasure has to sit out the cover Remains now if we're gonna talk Oscars the guy whose favorite movie is national treasure has to sit out the covers Sorry, oh we talk razzies we talk razzies everybody here saw boyhood. Yes, I see it five times already. I love it Didn't I didn't see it if you see it five times you're just watching a child's life you were But I love it. Oh look at him growing. Oh look at that Adam's apple. I mean, but it's someone from With without dads in their life, you know, this is a very daddy was gonna come to the wedding. It's just he forgot last minute. It's a very dadless section over here. Oh, yeah. Well, that's why I looked at Mike first. I was like, yeah, because we both know Nate's got a great dad. You know, I'm a dad

either dude. I did so a lot. We're dadless strong. My dad's a life too. All right, so I'm a little You don't have a dad either? Oh, dude, where's your fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I was like I felt like he lifted some of that for my own life like when he's like let's go to the Astro games That was my dad be like let's go to the Giants games. I'm like all right cool. I'm in San Francisco I'm like this guy's so much fun. You just buy me toys and then you know Two-thirds of the movie he's not around like where is this guy? He's he's probably the nearer on the fan Yeah leaves him My dad's favorite books. I think boyhood was the best but I I think I think it's the best picture But like I think whiplash might be my favorite. I haven't seen it. I Don't do it. I didn't see that word. That word. See you saw everything. It saw Selma. I Didn't see the ball. I love to

I don't I don't get in get burn man. Okay. Well, it's like national treasure, but with your brain. Yeah I thought what's her name? Emma Stone was great in it though. Yeah. She killed it. And so does Edward Norton. I like national treasure because it features one. Yeah. Nicholas K.

But it only seemed was great when they were just going arguing in the beginning and not arguing. Edward, they were doing the scene together. He's, come on, get more out of it. Yeah. I used to do that in the fucking. I was like, no one is, I was like, that's fucking really good. Norton was slightly better than Keaton in it. Yeah. He was fucking great. I don't know, man. Michael Keaton. I used to do that in the fucking of my. No one is, I was like, that's fucking really good. Norden was slightly better than Keaton.

Yeah, he was fucking great. I don't know man, Michael Keaton fucking. He was awesome. He was fantastic. He's so fucking good. He's awesome. You ever see desperate measures? No.

Him and Andy Garcia. He's a, he was really funny and the other guys. Well, what, what I'm afraid of is Keaton, yeah, two, two solid totally, did I make see desperate measures? No. Okay, I'll just stop talking about it. I'm afraid of his So did I make see desperate measures now? Okay, I'll just stop Keenan Keenan feels like this year's Mickey Rork and any red main feels like the Harvey Milk Sean Penn thing I can't I don't know where's red man from England no, but like what movie? Oh theory of everything

I think I think it was one of the worst movies I've seen back to a bird memory with the funniest scene was he got locked outside He's walking his underwear. Yeah, I used to work at a play on Broadway as an usher that happened to one of the actresses Where she was smoking a cigarette got locked outside of the stage door and had a comb around on the front in her She was wearing clothes actually, but she was she had a What are you fucking call a sweater? Not a sweater,? Yeah one of those things on and she was like walking in She's now had a escorted to the back two copies of national treasure. Yeah Are you from national treasure you such a great actress? You know what though the guy from national treasure did work one of my place

I've never met anyone that has a worst favorite movie. Yeah, really is I really gonna start this relationship I got a buddy. I got a buddy. I grew up with that loved Armageddon. I liked it at the time. No, but like no, we still still defend it. I just I just imagine this same guy doing the circle the belly button with the animal cracker. That's what love is, bro. Wouldn't be I'm not gonna lie. Would not be be surprised i would not be surprised if he does animal crackers on his girlfriend's belly christopher lives in my house that's exciting huh i've got no i have no bed all right i think we want to move in Saturday Saturday i'm like my heavy shit Saturday in most of the

house caters place cool it's great it's awesome you know i think i think what you guys should do you get you watch you get to pick a movie that you guys watch together And then you watch national treasure together. I've seen national treasure. It stinks But I would like I think I'd be that each month you guys should do a movie trade We're scuffle's little movie night. Have you seen all right? Dude, where's my call? It's kind of a mystery So you got to really pay attention really watch the beginning because I think you Did notice the twist at the end you got to like and then Joe's like why don't you watch JFK

You should watch dude wears my car. It's like mystic river with all the sad parts taken out It's like a fun mystic river Is that my car and dance? My car Where's my car? and that is that my car and that is my car and that is my car and that is my car

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Oh, and then Valentine's Day week, St. Louis, funny bone. Yay! Come on out. Valentine's Day weekend, we're all working, so no one else, oh, that's fucking brutal. Talk about the hate Valentine's Day. Patriots.

All your girlfriends in California now? Yeah, I'm super sad. Do you believe you yet? Do you? Do you? Do you? Do you? Do you?

I meant, like, leave you in life. Oh, no, not yet. That's not probably happening to you. Yeah, I don't know. Scopo? I was giving you on Twitter at Chris Scopo on the Twitter. R2, D-Poo? You can follow me on Twitter at R2 DPU and in a couple of hours

I'm gonna broadcast from my house so if anyone watching live wants to watch that what are you gonna do? I'm gonna be playing two video games simultaneously gonna have some comics on okay, so should be fun time check it out Wait if we if we call him R2 D. D. DPU can we call him C3 Scopo? Yeah, absolutely that's perfect. How do we not think of that? Yeah I'm over here. Yeah, right Just say I have autism Let me just read Bobby's I'll let me do mine before you do Bobby's I'll be at In mass and Wisconsin comedy on state the weekend of Valentine's Day then the week after that house of comedy in Scottsdale Arizona

At dance order on Twitter and Dan Soder.com Go. Yeah. Alright Bobby 221 they had Uncle Vinnie's and East Hanover, New Jersey March 6th and 7th. He's at the Arlington Draft House in Arlington, Virginia And that's it for now. Alright. Thank you guys. Dan want to sign us off? Yeah, thanks for listening. This has been a Dan want to sign us off? Yeah thanks for listening this has been a Check out riotcats.com for all the best podcasts on the internet. And they're all free. Hey, what's going on?

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