Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Ari Shaffir, David Bryan, Matteo Lane, Monroe Martin | YKWD #403 Four Episodes

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

This week Ari Shaffir, David Bryan, Matteo Lane, and Monroe Martin join Bobby for the return of bucket hats, wokeness of Sopranos, explain Squid Game to Bobby, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And one of them smells like molestation. Like I hear soon as he sat next to me, I was like, I was molested. Like I knew that there was cock in my mouth at one point in the closet and it just came all firing back. Gabby, we introduce, I'll let you guess who it is. We have Matteo Lane. Hello.

We have Monroe Martin. Yo, yo. We have David Bryan. Hello. Creepy. And we have Ari Shafi, or suddenly. Yes, it was Ari. Yeah, yo, we have David Bryan. Hello. Creepy and we have Ari Shafi or suddenly. Yes, it was Ari. Yeah, it's all to come on. Come on in.

You didn't tell me anything about normal lasting. You just said come by. Well, I did tell you to come by. But why do you sell this, first of all? Why do you smell? You sell? You sell? Yeah, because there's just a step over.

So I stole this in return. Now, the producers would get a microphone for you at some point if they saw you come in. But apparently there, can you do that? Yeah, thanks. Now the producers would get a microphone for you at some point if they saw you come in, but apparently there, can you do that? Yeah, thanks. What a fucking engineer. I'm not an asshole.

Get a mic. I have a question before you start. Why didn't they figure that out? I don't know. I think they thought we were going to do a bit like a smothers brothers bit. You know what I mean? Well, you know what I'm saying? How you doing? Why do you look, you know what I'm saying? How you doing?

Why do you look like you just went old man fishing? No, I'm a bucket hat guy now. I've decided to switch up. Oh, bucket hat. I look like an asshole in a bucket. You know what, I look like in a bucket hat. They're back in fashion. I look like a mushroom in a bucket.

I look like an asshole in that bucket. I really, I look like just a fun lesbian in a bucket hat. You look like just a fun lesbian in a bucket hat. You look like a woodsman, you know that you look like someone who's making a bomb in a hut somewhere. Yeah, he looked like he hid the body. How you doing, buddy? I'm good. Yeah, I didn't mean interrupt. It was so weird walking in here, very so silent. Well, I didn't think you were're gonna come. Just we just started.

We did. Everyone just told you're like praying. Yeah. Well, he told us shut up. What kind of movie setting Bob? Now, see, this is why you're getting trouble. I didn't say to shut up. You were here's the thing I'm about to do.

And then you held up this piece of paper and you ran off the list of things. I just said I'm going to talk at the beginning and the word shut up never came out of my mouth. But that's how you, but that's how you get people in trouble. That's how you get people in trouble. Who are you telling the shut up? I didn't tell anybody. You made that up. That's fake news. Okay. So you have wildly entertaining and creative people and your first move is to be like, don't talk. I didn't say that. He's lying. I just said. And my lion, you can plug that microphone in it any time. Yeah. it was insinuating it.

I just said, I'm gonna do this and look at that for a run. And then I gotta read this over and then I'll introduce you guys. I just said, this is what I'm gonna do just to give you a heads up. So you don't think I'm a maniac looking at it like not acknowledging you. But then what do you think is precious to do after that?

Let's go. No, but I never said shut up. You involved. Open everyone shut up. So I don't know how they do after that. Let's go. No, but I never said shut up. You involved with everyone shut up. So I don't know how they got to that. I never said that. You could have if you improv something, you could have said something. I mean, no one, how do you know?

Yeah, zip zaps out. I said that I said that. They teach you that improv 101. I zip zaps out and rain. You got to make 101. I zip that up and rain. You got to make rain. Oh my god, you took a class? Yeah, it was free. I'm black. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I wish I had something. I have nothing. I'm just a half Italian half Irish chubby guy from Boston. I have nothing. Oh

Look at you. Look at her. Look at new Nikki. Oh, she don't fuck around. No Nikki's the best. Wait. Now he has to sit on this side. Oh Don't wait. Don't see next to Ari. It'll be crammed. Not after your advertisement. No Don't wait, you don't want to see next to Ari? It'll be crammed. Not after your advertisement. No. I don't. I doesn't smell like Melissa Dejan, I apologize. What does it smell like anyway?

It smells like young church. I'm in rowy. I want to help. Look, I'm here to help. Look at that. We're switching mics. Look at that. New Nikki don't fuck around, man.

Damn. Watch. Show me downhill. And that's why she's here. There you go. Now he does it. It actually works better anyways. Yeah, great. Well anyways,

Mateo brought up something that was very interesting to me because I've been doing it. I've been rewatching shows that people already watch. I never watch shit when you're supposed to watch. I didn't watch Breaking Bad until last year. I didn't watch the wire until like five years after it was done. And now I just started watching the sopranos. All right, so I've still never seen the sopranos.

You've never seen the sopranos? Oh, it's the best. I've only watched the first couple episodes and then the finale. Why? Because it was the two of us. Would you want to move into the end? It was just too much to try to catch up.

I'm like, all right, let me just see what the hardest thing is to see if I really want to watch the journey up into this. No, that's a bad sell. Yeah. Right at the end, you're like, yeah. But it was a great series to ending fucking. Yeah, to end with the end of my house

where they go, like whatever, it's Brecky, and up, marrying so and so. Yeah. You want to straight to that and so promise. Yeah, I did that. And I was like, yeah, the end of the end of my house where they go like whatever, Brecky ended up marrying so and so. You went straight to that in Supranos. Yeah, I did that and I was like, yeah, I don't really care. They ended the Supranos like, they ruined the fan lives. No, it didn't make no sense.

They ruined it. Yeah. They mentioned our hometown in Supranos. They threatened to kill a stripper there. So what is a hometown? Coltsnack, New Jersey. Oh, that's true. Yeah, it's a really good show.

And you know what, it was, it was a woke show. Like they were, they, I'm telling you. Ha, ha, ha. They were dealing with shit. The thing, Don't look at me. But woke. They had one guy come on.

But they were physically awake. They had, you know, they had a gay mafia guy. One of the guys was gay. He got found out that he was gay. And Tony was, he was like, listen, they guy, he was trying to save his life, going, they got gazed, Navy SEAL, who gives a shit.

And he got pressured so hard to, like all these other guys. And then he started, they were bringing up God. And he was like, let me tell you something, what we do, you're comparing what we do to what he does, like he's not going to heaven, but we are. Like he was, it was fucking weird to see that in a mob movie. I didn't know that I get that. That guy was, you know, pretty well,

and the new movie was, was that? They did kill him. That was cool. They definitely killed him. Yeah, you can't have a game, I'll be a guy. No, no, no, you're out. Yeah, you got a loose wrist.

He's gone this now. Well, they caught him. Thanks, you're out. You got a loose wrist. He's gone this now. Well, they caught things. Thanks, Ben. Rob. It was one of the most shocking fucking scenes in any TV shows I've ever watched is because you got all these Mafia guys, right? You remember the scene. So the daughter, spoiffer, and shows up on the construction site way early. Yeah.

And he's nothing would do with Amoffee and nothing. He's just dating Tony's daughter. He shows up early and he looks and there's a guy guy security guard like this and his truck. And then all of a sudden one of the fucking head captains of the family head comes up and he's just sucking the security guard's dick.

Do they call them captains? He was a captain in the, yes. Yeah, in the mob. In the mob. Yeah, they have captains in all. Yeah, it seems gay. Already everybody is like a safe place. If they got nicknames and they all wear suits and shit,

it seems like the right place for a gay guy to be. Not a time. That's what he's saying. But you say they have uniforms and nicknames. I'm saying mom, everybody's wearing a suit. They're really flashy. Yeah, they got bro love like they kiss each other and the cheek is like it's a problem with what he's doing.

Every time I go to Italy, I'm like, how is it? Yeah. It was shocking. It was a it was like what the fuck? And I remember when it was when it was such a funny writing, because the guy, the kid was telling him what happened. And he was like, so the security guard, when he was blowing, he's like, no, no, no, no, no.

He was sucking the security guard. They were like, what the fuck? That made such a big difference. Like they were almost gonna accept it if he was getting in the guy. But then they're like, what the hell was he? Was pitching or something like that? It was like, so fun.

Yeah, fucking great. Great job. That was the woke moment. It was a lot of them in there, man. Yeah, you know, I tell you, I said this. Yeah, they fucking had a acidic guy. And this is the funny thing about that. They were, they were going to beat, they were this kid, the father wanted him killed or beat up. Not you. They wanted the Jew a bit beat up because who doesn't? I'm a Jew, I can say that. Oh, okay. I got to pass. I got to follow.

Oh, yeah. I was like, God, you're like, wow, that guy's gonna be next to me. No, no, no. He said nothing all show. I said, I'm on the team. Yeah, I was like, we're on Yankees. Yeah, this side of the table, very Jew heavy, but okay, good. I put the Jews over here.

Jew is heavy. Wow. Wow. It's a pretty good one. Yeah, I like that stuff. It says Mike on, or is he just talking like a little Jew? I don't know what that means. Yeah, he, they were gonna kill him. Oh, no, beat him up to get the money back. That's not bad. It's his mic on, or is he just talking like a little Jew? I don't know what that means.

Yeah, he, they're gonna kill him. Oh, no, beat him up to get the money back. And he, he just took the beat and he's like, you're gonna have to kill me because I'm never giving you what I, what is mine? Which is money. And it was money and they wound up going, they wound up giving up.

Like they were like, what the fuck? This guy, yeah. Wait for the Jews beat Tony's crew. Yeah, like just by saying fuck it Yeah, and they came up with a deal and they stole his money And then his steal his money they were hired to get why do you say something? Hired hired to Jewish Mike hired muzzle tough. I'm Ocelech. I mean go ahead. Did they kill him? No the end up killing the Jew people

The Jew people the Jew people The Jew is a Jew people He's like I get back the Jew is grew a people of people Men row sweating Blacks any blacks in the month. Yeah, they have a whole food Not the movie dude the new movie is serious is half I mean it's it's half about the Black people in the the black mob. Yeah, the black mob, but how it started all that shit. Yeah Why didn't you like it? I don't know it's just what movie? soprano movie

New York you don't know that this is fucking soprano's movie. They have the same thing of a Newark. Just Newarno. You don't know that there's a fucking soprano's movie? Yeah, it just was unnecessary. I was watching it and I was like, this didn't wrap up any loose ends. He watched four episodes. You wouldn't know anything. You don't have an experience.

Does anyone watch the game? Absolutely. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is that? Because Dan Soder and Christus, Christus, I was like, you got a fucking watch squid game. It's fucking crazy.

So I just watch that. That's just the worst Christus ever. It's pretty good at Chris. And you're good generally. Well, let me see. Yeah, you're very good. That was not. It was a little English.

I actually do a pretty good Christus stuff. Here we go. Let's do it. Hold it back then. I don't know. I know I have to think of like, I'm not thinking of your point. Yeah. You got to think it for me. Okay. Call someone. Cuzz or kid. Cuzz. Cuzz. Maybe. Maybe. Let him. Um, anyways, I finished it today. I, you can finish it. What is it about? I don't understand what it's about. So reans eat and see food. Yeah. That's it. That's it. That's it. It's a good show. All you go to eat

squid. You can game. That's it. What, I don't know what you're talking about. No, the show is like, I mean, not to, no, not to give too much away. It's just like a group of people find themselves on this, in this place where they're playing games. And if you don't beat the game, you die. And it's like a whittling it down kind of thing. Is it real? It's a game room in saw in the commercial. commercial I mean that's the Every other show I can't we didn't hear where you said because every was talking to say all right It's like to me if I explain it. It's like saw an escape room mixed in together

But with a lighter with a lighter Competition lose there like everyone is there there's no murder. There is Yeah, there is like only murder only murder. That's like the whole thing. You played It's a bunch of people there because they are in financial debt near ruin their lives and other people Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers, spoilers, spoilers. That's a spoiler than mine. This is what they're Pitch if they pitched the show. This is what they would say without giving it away. This is like in a scripture. I give away a lot, dude. Then I don't know how to explain this shit.

Yeah, well, you just have a, it's Asian pop. White belt. Everybody's like so far. It's Asian white belt would murder or American Ninja warrior would murder. That's it. I like it.

Yeah. So this is not real. No, it's not. No, that's a great, that's a great, that'd be great. I like it. Yeah So this is not real no, it's not no That'd be great. It was real people really being worded on an island So never watching that while while while country. No, what's that oh show those that's cult It was like a big show like three years ago four years ago damn But everybody thought it's cult and I'm like this is made up. It sounded so real But I'm like no one's ever heard of it. Oh, you talking about the Indians?

No, there was Indian he was Indian. Yeah, he was an Indian. Yeah, wait, can't say Indians He was from India right an Indian's yeah, is that what it is with it took over the town? Yeah, that was real Yeah, but it did I was like this has to be scripted because I've never heard of it. Oh, yeah, they did. There's one this one cult took over this town. They bought a ranch. A few people, but no, they want to say how big is the town? They bought 80 acres or 500 acres on a ranch in the middle of fucking nowhere. And they went into the town and the people will like, fuck you. Don't ruin our little town. And they were like, okay, fuck you and they just bought property as it came up.

And then they just kept spending money on property. They bought the whole town mainly. Then when they did votes, they were the majority in the town. So they just changed the names of the streets. They changed the local store. I like how Bootsie, Wawi, that meant fucking love or the streets. They changed the local store to like Habuqi wawi, or that meant fucking love, or some shit. They changed everything.

And the fucking old people will like flip it out. It was a weird movie, but then of course, internally, they turned on each other. Murder, more murder. Netflix loves murder. Somebody got murdered, right? Everything is murder. Netflix is murder.

Yeah. Even let's go look at pet tigers, and like And Netflix is murder. Yeah. Yeah. Even let's go look at pet tigers and like how about some murder in there? Yeah. That's so true. The British Bake Off, the next season. It's just murder. It's murder.

If you look in the song, I think for this star Baker this week goes to Joanne congrats and I have the unfortunate news to tell who is going Shoot them That's the impressions were used to I gotta wake up You you started watching Game of Thrones, so I'd never seen Game of Thrones before you'll like that So I was like well, I'm traveling a bunch the next month, so it'll give me something to do on the plane So I started watching it's the best show of all time. I don't think so. My non-love's it.

My grandma met John Snow. She loves him so much. She was like obsessed. She was like like John Snow. Coffee cups. I thought it was good. The first couple seasons. Yeah.

Five got messed up. Don't give anything away now. I know I'm this is a little late in the game. Yeah. I mean the last. I waited long enough. If you wait long enough, you don't have to worry about anybody telling you anything.

There's nobody talking to you. Right. Yeah. You bring bring it up. No, where's the last season's garbage last? Yeah, last see how does it make sense? I mean it makes sense, but it's just not worth it Is that because that's the only season you watched? No, I so yeah Red wedding was the thing that got me to watch the entire season. The same. Yeah. Why? Red wetter, because it was fucking murder and mayhem. It has made sense. And I was like, I got to see how they got to this point. Master's calling you. Your master's calling you.

It was worth it. Who's calling you? His master. Who's master? Is that master or master? Your master. He said Neem-Mesh. I was like Neem-Mesh's calling you.

My master, why is he my master? As you fall, see your piss, you know. It doesn't pick me now, he paid me one of the roll for a week. How was it? You're busy. You know, it doesn't mean now he paid I went on the road for a week. I wasn't we hung out camped. Your sales merch. No, he doesn't have merch. Imagine Bobby out there selling shirts and stickers and pins. 100% cotton.

Lewis, okay. That's just so stained underwear. You stole them from the door buzz. Dude, just a shirt with Giz on it. You weren't camping with the door. Speaking of which, I'm watching the heat and wind series, the Ryan Murphy and Pete with Maddicka Lewinsky and Lyndon Trip.

Wow. Really, really good. Wait, how old are you? How were you then? 35, I was like, probably 10 or something at the time, 12. I remember, I remember, you know, I didn't remember what the significance of Lyndon Trip was.

And now this whole show focuses on her because she was the one that got everything going. It's so funny though, because she wanted to suck the president's dick. Who wanted to suck the president's dick. No, she was Linda Trip. Oh, Monica. Monica was... But Monica who I love, by the way, she's a great... She turned into an icon.

She wanted to fuck him from the second she got that job yeah I mean they had that in a fair like a a consensual affair yeah yeah which is weird to me because he's a consensual affair yeah it's not I mean the fucking Mrs. was upstairs yeah but she though I feel like it was a white involved in that consent that's what happened to her house he's a white house is where was? That's what they have. What consent? He's the white house. Where was the rider for consent? Yeah. Can you have your wife's son onto that?

Yeah, sure. The rider saying that this is a thing. That's the one right here, everything's good. All right. No, he's saying like there was no force. Yeah, he didn't have to force it. Yeah, willing partners. Yeah.

Well, that sounds just worse than when I had a willing partners. That sounds like a terrible band in the 50s. We're the winning partner. You're doing like 90s. He's like, you didn't say the 80s. And the 80s? How are you gonna go for 90s? Yeah, dude, she sucked the press.

They were fucking around in the White House. And the family lives upstairs. So how long were they fucking around? Two years. Two years. Well, it was snitched. Like how did they sn fucking around before the two years? Well, it was snitched. Like, I didn't know. Linda Tripp snitched. So, we're happening. She, so she was having an affair with the president. Okay. And I think Hillary found out so they moved her to the Pentagon. But she was still having

phone calls with, you know, Clinton and stuff. That was before Hillary's time. But, but right. Actually, no, before you heard it, not. All right, but anyway, well, okay, so the difference is working for what's his face who committed suicide, right? Oh my. And so then when she was put into the Pentagon as well, and then anyways, long story short, she started recording Monica Lewinsky illegally.

Oh, but she was recording all of their phone conversations. Okay, basically, no. No, no, no, no, no. Then the no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no She confided in her why not first Hillary or literally Hillary didn't find out told I mean there's rumors that she knew what was going on, but she didn't publicly know and no her girlfriend knew I think Girlfriend knew who Hillary. Oh, that's a Hillary is gay. Oh, oh Not not even a joke No, she has a girlfriend so she just on her before it got you know, while in the book I love what a guy goes he knows I was just jumping in the house. He knows no, Hillary did have a girlfriend

What book you know and the That's a funny we don't even know what's true. No, yeah It's fascinating and the show focuses a lot of Linda trip who was you know villainized But she's kind of great in the show. How, if you, what you're explaining to me is a fucking, no one's like, oh, no one fucking, somebody can fight it in you. You thought it was a good idea to record that

and leak that to the public for your own pleasure. You're a good fucking person. I didn't say, excuse me, she had it not to say, she's a good person, Oh, the manipulative psycho. But the show humanizes her in a way that we weren't able to see. That's him. In the 90s.

They've also not a good friend. Joe, that's just a good friend. That's a terrible friend. That's a terrible person. They played her on SNL. Yeah. John Goodman. Good job, Goodman.

Good. That was great. That was, that was, that was the funny scar. Interesting is her kids were interviewed and her daughters said that they weren't bothered by the John Goodman, they were more bothered by the Jay Leno jokes, which I was like, what?

You wouldn't be upset that John Goodman's playing your mother. A lot of people didn't like Leno during those times because he was, and they don't like him at all. Were these sharp? He went in? Yeah, he went in dude. Leno went in, he didn't give a fuck.

Yeah. Yeah, people on in ratings. People on the show. No, there were light jokes about pop culture. Well, I mean, compared to you, you do a fucking Colby, yes, it's a little light jokes, but the only one I got out. Jesus Christ.

But it is a good series if anyone wants to watch it. What about the Monica Lewinsky? Yeah, I mean, it was crazy. He was fucking her at work. I mean, yeah. In the Oval Office. I mean, it was crazy. He was fucking her at work. I mean, yeah. And the oval office. Yeah. Yeah.

Late night, late night, late night booty. And no, it's the work done. And you, that's what I'm saying. Like you was still doing a good job. They think Netflix in that room. Yeah. There'd be less affair than he was watching. That's just, that's just for me though, is that with all the

woman's rights and the me too and you know never again all that stuff like he came out of that unscathed. Like who, Clint? No one ever brought him up. No, they did. Because they knew the truth. The new news wasn't abused. They did not. They did not. Dude, he was a, they did. Why was rapes? It was why was running for fucking presence. Use of power, not abuse of power. Because the reason he doesn't fall into that category is because he cheated on his wife. He didn't force anybody to have sex with him

and use his power. Monica sucked that dick because she wanted to. So that's why he doesn't get pushed into that category because it's different. He's just a cheat and ass dude. Yeah, but it's still power. You're here. But every girl that's

let me finish before you're fucking get with his belief. But you're here.. You're here. But every girl that's Let me finish before you fucking get with Khalifa. But you're here. But you're here. Yeah. Think about what happened to Louis. I mean, it was all about power. He said, can I do this? No, okay.

But it wasn't about that. It was about him having power over people. But the girls, the girls who came forward said that they felt like they had to because of where he is in the and Monica was like I'm in it. I was like I suck this thing. No, that doesn't mean that she wasn't manipulated or she wasn't. She wasn't. There was a you know she was 22.

That's even more reason. Let me tell you something. If I was 22 working at the if I was 22 working at the old I'd suck as Nick just for the be like I would have thought I would have thought Hillary. Yeah came on to me. I would have I mean I'm at the pussy. I didn't mean dick Maybe it's just for the story. I could have swit. I actually could have switched it to Hillary Yeah, I prefer that you can't feel I'm like you imagine yourself in that French With that blue dress. And then you're just coming into the office with some pizza. I got the pizza you ordered.

I just kept it. Yes, actually, I'm fixing my hair. Yeah, flashed your thong. Yeah, just fuck. No, this is hot Bobby doing this. I got it. No, this is this Bobby of the 90s. This is different.

This is sexy Bobby. Yeah, this is sexy. I'm gonna put a Reagan Bobby box in with his little go team. I got you that pizza and some french fries. Oh My god, what a fucking thing though to fuck to be bang in the president Where do you think that's gonna go where is that gonna go where like while you're fuck that's what I'm saying she's 22 Yeah, you didn't have yeah, that's my real people in the She's 22. Yeah, you didn't have that's my We're fucking people in the

Young what's next fucking go anywhere like what do you do next right you have to like have sex with that? I don't say yeah, yeah, yeah, you got a job in the middle of the sex with a prince like you got it You got a where do you go from there? Yeah, I mean she was ruined She was but she's really come around I mean she's she's really has come around. Come around to what I mean, she was. She's executive producer in the show. She's public speaking. She's, I mean, she's, what is she? What is she?

What is she talking about? She's for a while. Yo, you want to, you want to get ahead? She's focusing a lot right now on old school. You want a book deal? Check this. She's actually defending people who are canceled. She's talking about cancel culture

because she was the first cancel culture. So in the drug report and all that stuff came out, she was the first internet sensation. She talks about worldwide. So she's talking about why, you know, that girl who made that tweet about I'm going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS just kidding. I'm white. She even talks about why we can't take things like that. So seriously because, you know, like how much empathy do we have for humans? If we're not going to listen to sarcasm or understand sarcasm or understand the point of view. She's not defending the things she said, but she's talking specifically about what it's like to be the center of cancel culture.

We all will see you guys next week on why kid W.D. couldn't think of a better ending. That's it. I know I'm kind of making it. Sorry. No, I was like, I agree with you. Yeah. You talk about that. She's doing a lot of shit.

I like Monica Lewinsky. Anyway, spoiler in that show that guy's wife ended up running for president years later. What? No, give it away. No. No. She got her dick sucked in the hole. Maybe that's why she was doing it just to get revenge.

Yeah, just to call Monica. The Kennedy's dick monica. The Kennedys were pieces of shit too. Oh, women were were running it out of that. I mean there they were fucking a lot pre-internet and Monroe nobody get nobody gives them shit either like they were they killed her they would oh they killed Malar they they fucking just had her murdered and then they are murder now they did I guess more mafia brings us all back to the mouth. Oh my god Just a misunderstanding Nobody meant anything what a weird day time to live back then where you just because it was nothing you just kill somebody and get away with it Yeah, they call it all the year. What's that? People would hear maybe you go on the local news and say my husband's

Please help me find his killer People help There was no... Staple shits open. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No holes. Yeah, you're right. There was no like, like... The way to get it out.

But they had to like you in those boxes. They think it was competition to get on the milk box? Cuties, get on there. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's ugly. They don't make it. There's like three gays at a panel like, this is my kid. Oh, those eyebrows.

Next, you know. Get a therapy, not help. Little baby with a hair lip didn't make it to the book. Nope. those eyebrows. Next, you know. Get a therapy, not help. Little baby with a hair lift and make it to the butt. Nope. Y'all glint your dead. That's fucked up. That's why I was still looking for John Bane Ramsey's color. No, they're still cute.

They're still looking. They knew who got it. I would no matter what the parents do, they always look guilty. Even if they're not guilty, they always look. You're not crying enough for our kids. Or they're crying too much Yeah, it's those type of parents though. Yeah, like if your kid was an asshole and you don't miss them that much

You like you miss your kid and you want them back, but you're like take your time Take more money now. Yeah, you're like hey, hey, hey, don't kill them bring them back Take a year out by your pool and go in here. Yeah, bring them a, hey, hey, hey, don't kill them. Bring them back. Take care of your, buy your pool and go in here. Just bring them a little while you got them. Yeah, put some back. Dad, dad, dad, you haven't heard that in fucking three days. Yeah, no, no, no, no, let them go. I'm like, what the, I'm kidding.

It's like you got them tied up on top of the sands still. Some dudes got them in a house somewhere. What the fuck? Just keep until he's 14 to get to shit together. I know, kids are just so. Back in the day though, they didn't, they would take kids and we just didn't know about it. Yeah, man.

I mean, they would take kids. The kids went missing. You could just snatch a kid from him in the day. There was no camera alert. Schooled in age are fucking kids. Yeah. As if anyone listens to an amber alert ever and doesn't just go like this.

It's a, we're all the noise, rola. Ier. If I'm in a car, I do do this. If I'm in a car, I look around and I look for the car. That's due diligence. Yeah. Alright, I'll look like I look right. You're on a highway. You're going 80. Well, it's very dirty. Did you hear what he just said? The golden age of fucker kids. Please don't get that one. I wonder already doesn't have a late night show like Jay Leno to host. It's Jay Walker. Shit was so annoyingly bad. Yeah, I'd pass by when he was doing it. It's been from Howard. No way

really. Yeah, that's a Howard bit. Howard Stern. Yeah. I just thought of watching that. That's just great. You started watching Howard. I never why I was throwing up and show was great. Going back and watching it, it's amazing. I've been listening to Esmeralda. I love I've been listening to this great show. Eric the actor or Richard Simmons

are the best guests on the show. Richard Simmons especially in the 80s. Listen to your kinesen ones. Oh, it's hard. Those kinesen Richard Simmons and Howard's turn all in the same time. Really? Yeah, because you you know Richard was like You know you live by me and you don't say hi to me and it was clearly drunk and he's like oh Richard You want help me lose weight? I glisten Gary give me a number. I'll sit him down. I was like stop mitsing around Studio you just told me a crazy story about Sam kinesen about doing drugs with him. Oh, please. The spirit. So back in the day, uh, Sam Kenneson was crazily funny.

And in California, he went down to what was that? The comedy story, comedy story. So we're all partying. And most amazing thing about that guy was like, you would be so fucked up. And he would walk on to stage and be like the most intelligent, great comedy. And he was with all these comedians afterwards. And one of the comedians was they were all telling jokes about a situation. I was like, Oh, I think I have one, but I'm not going to say anything.

Yeah. I don't know what I play keyboards. That's what I do. And one of the comedians said a bad joke. And he's like, don't miss fire like that again. And you're looking to go, wow, that stuff was actually like his little positive guys It was pretty serious. Oh, I was cool and they found me never hang out with him Sorry, but everybody was like making each other better though

It wasn't a bad thing. It was like everybody was making each other better You have a back table every time I hear those stories. I'm like I sit at the front. Yeah I every time I hear those stories I'm like that's it at the front. Yeah Hey rose to me before and I first met him. Yeah, I was wearing like a shitty card again from old Navy Even no me and I tried to walk off. He grabbed me by the card again He's like what the fuck is this and for 45 minutes at the stand there? There's this him key through it's rude Yeah, I just stood there. Oh, dude. You it's fun to us We had a fucking blast for 45 minutes. I'm gonna try to fucking this old Navy ass hole.

Yeah. Yeah. Stay in there. Go to the like, uh. Um. Yeah. I, uh, we really covered a lot of grounds here. We just went around.

Yeah. We started from a squid game to San Kinnison. Yeah, we really miss a pran on. Oh, I want to go back to the fucking game of thrones, baby. Yeah, because What episode do you want literally just one one just finished Lady with one of the queens from the other place was getting fucked by some guy and he pushed the sun Queens from the other place was getting fucked by some guy and he pushed the sun Okay, I love that was my favorite My favorite seat. I knew I was gonna like that show and this little kid. Hey, he's watching to be it's watching a brother And

And just push the window And the kids live though. That's the that's the meanest thing about the red I didn't know this. Oh, sorry. I'm getting away from that. That's the cow. I need though. That's the whole more about this. That's all in the episode.

That's jammed. Shut up. You can't bring it up. That show did ruin my life as a blonde twins. I'm not talking about it anymore. I don't want to know. The twins fuck. You know the twins fuck.

No, I just saw one episode. Yeah, but that's what you're talking about. Which twins. The real of that. I believe. But the reveal that's what you're talking about. Which twist. All right, the number one. I believe that. But the reveal of there being a brother and sister comes at the end of that episode. You don't find out their brother and sister into the end. Well, you have to stop the show.

La la la la. The show, she looks like a day walker. Yeah. Looks like one of those ice people, what are they called? No, you can't ruin a for it. Shut up, buddy. Stunas. That's a huge reveal. Like one of those those ice people what are they called no you can't ruin a For a shot up Do not that's a huge reveal They saw that no I obviously I didn't

It's night walker I Already looks like the night King I wish oh my god Actually, Ari looks like the night king. I wish oh my god You know what can we been wrote pull out that card again again. We need to focus Right after Maraud dresses like Joe Derosa now A little bit like Lieutenant Dan. Oh, I don't know how to hear it.

Oh, what? Ah, Lieutenant Dan. Ah, from fucking force compound. I just, David just, actually, he wrote and released before COVID, He was on his Broadway show Diana. And it didn't come out because of COVID. Oh, so it got shut down, but they just- I'm previews we had. They just, yeah, nine previous.

They just released it on Netflix. Oh, wow. Which was, it was a little weird, man. Cause I'll tell you, any time I've gone to Broadway, I cry immediately. I cry at the Lion King There's just no there's something about that whole thing Yeah, you ran it. It's a mercy. It's fucked up like I just get emotional

I remember when the fucking giraffe so coming down my wife was like what the fucking? I'm just fucking beautiful that they can do this Yeah, and I just Broadway to me has always been like this emotional holy shit ride I need to set only seem to Broadway shows. I need to see more charts, which I did not want to go to. That's so off-brand for you. It's hard. I only, I had to go. I did not want to go. But who are you? I should have other cats. It was, no, it was gay night, which I guess is ironic. But um, they, I'm Broadway. Have you done a straight night? It's gay night cats.

They have straight Mondays, I think that's when it's dark. I saw the Lion King in D.R. Broadway Persian Broadway. Are you with it? It was a layer made the costumes out of paper mishap Yeah, I was made out of cool to that's in real lions Why were you in the Dominican Republic like I'm gonna go see the lion? It was at the resort. It was like you can watch a movie and shit. And it was like we got a Broadway production of the Lion King.

And me and my wife was like, let's go check this shit out. It's just real animal hides. They had all like leggings and sneakers and shit. It was fucking hilarious. It was fucking, well why would you see the Lion King? It was amazing.

It was so bad. But I'm talking about the badness ofious amazing. That's so bad. But I'm just for the badness of it. And how beautiful. I actually saw what the fuck did I see? It's church of Mormon. No, I saw it. It's church of Mormon. I saw it.

You know, what's the, what's the fuck it? Oh, what is that? Oprah. No, the Broadway show, the fucking... Phantom of the opera. No, the fucking, with a, do all the acrobat. No, that's a fake. Circus, circus, okay, bro, but my good extra one finish. No, oh, that's not out yet. They get it. It was great. They have a

bunch of different circus delays. I saw the I saw the ghetto version of circus delay on Broadway. And it was just like a seesaw. Oh, it was very ghetto. It was the sex. I thought I thought I was like the real a version of, oh, or whatever the fuck, but it was like you or something. It was so ghetto. I owe you. Yeah, they didn't do shit. They did a couple tricks.

And then some did did some magic. It was kind of disappointing. I listened to a lot of Broadway songs, but there's a weird sort of like affectation that male Broadway singers have started doing on Broadway. We're in there almost like church like afication that male Broadway singers have started doing. I'm Broadway. We're almost like church like Book of Mormon.

What do you mean? Where they did that on purpose in Book of Mormon. Like, it Mormons just believe. But now it's always that. That a mind. Sound. I don't know. I rock it out.

What is that called? We bring it down. Not that. Because you know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah. OK, I don't. What is it? What is it? You're singing up and out?

Where they sing like this, and everything is through with their nose. I want to do that. Can I try that? Say sing like this, and everything is through the nose. That was actually good. That was actually good. That's really good. That's really good.

Why did that feel so good? It was cute. Pretty good. No, none of that's in my show. That's like, why did that feel so good? It was cute. Yeah, pretty good. No, none of that's in my show. That makes me happy, thank you. Your show's on Netflix. It's on Netflix and then it's resuming on Broadway. November 2nd. Can you get a second?

It's Warren rehearsal. It's Broadway, yes I can. I would love to. Broadway's back of my show's back on stage in front of humans. November 7th. And it's called Diana, the musical. Princess Diana. Okay, okay. Hello. That's called Diana, the musical. Princess Diana, correct.

Hello. All right. That's great. It was like the Queen. That's my impression of a British person. Is it? I'm the Queen. Yes, hi.

I dress like an Easter egg. I'm the Queen. Nah, nah. It's weird though, that the Queen and the King and the Prince, they're all saying. It's all, no, not that, that's, I get that because it was a musical. But it's just weird that that shit is kind of all made up

or it's not, you know what I mean? It's like all fake shit and people. What are you talking about? No, it isn't, it's not. It's good to be the king. Is it a god? I got a nice bang. I got like, the queen's got like 500 million eight hundred million bucks

Yeah, so that fantasy that's the best out out if they're watching it afford wait really? She's got like eight like she got like 500 million bucks. I think the whole thing is like a billion dollars. They're good They're doing good. Oh, she's a big a lot of land. I think that's also bad Jewels that likes to do that makes sense for them to be the way they are now They're trying to keep people from getting that money, but Diana really wanted to be the get that money Yeah, I don't want nobody Diana wanted to be the Princess right Dave. I mean she loved him yeah, she loved that money. No, she loved him Tell me that price like that. I don't believe in love

No, she she she, she, she did. As a little girl, she had posters of them on the wall. If you notice, there's no Jews in the monarchy. Yeah. Like nobody's after anybody's money. Oh, I'm saying it's a different world. She or she can make it. No, they're not there.

We all still get uncomfortable because as I know, I'm sorry, I got the Jews. I feel like, no, forget that there's no Jews. Oh, God, they have no Jews. Yes, why wouldn't they have Gays in the heart? Yes, all those outfits. It's, it's gated to God they have no guys. Yes. Why wouldn't they have gays in the heart? Yes, all those outfits It's getting to be a prince the valet ultimately the valets. Yeah, you don't get to choose the Pritz to hear it or out so yeah, you don't you don't choose to be gay

Can't believe they have day walkers. I'm gonna kill you. I'm sorry. There's no. There's a night walk. Day walkers. First of all, day wise, relax. Day walks a blade. Day walkers a blade. I was kidding. There's no day, but they do have night walkers. Don't get ruined.

Hey, Jesus. And they look like Ari. Yeah. Here are the levels of spoilers. Yeah. People who straight up tell you something on purpose to ruin it for you. I love that.

I said, me trying to preserve this from yeah, yeah Then you as people accidentally just don't watch it enough to like oh shit. Sorry. I messed it up I know you were talking and then there's a level people go give non-spoiler spoilers Which is also annoying because then it leads to that oh? My god, you did level three. Wow. I did level three. Yeah, what's level three level Level three is like, oh, watch out for day walkers. Ha, ha, ha, ah, ah, ah. I love Ari right now. I didn't, first of all, I don't know what that is.

I'm a joy. Extra shits about, but I said something. I commented. I did it too, because I said something that wasn't true. That's a level three. You're all level three. You're doing it three right now, because you're just about to give away something else.

But how many episodes did it? It's like five seasons. Yeah, and I'm we got to wait until he watches We We How does here you man? Okay, I'm the saying man. Let's do let's do all breaking bad spoilers. Fine. I've never seen it I don't want to see it. I'm breaking bad great. Is better than what? What's your calm? Sorry, it's better than Game of Thrones. Better than Game of Thrones. Breaking bad is 10 times better than...

That's a bad, that's a bad deal. That's a bad deal. That's a bad deal. Do you like fantasy or you like fucking reality? Both of them are fantasy. I like fantasy. They're not fantasy. One, you could mess labs and doing that stuff.

I got mess labs and Game of Thrones. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not telling anybody what I She suck my nuts at 37,000 feet I said no I never did nothing. Yeah, that's the... I didn't a job. I love my life. That was good. That was your, my Joby. You have a good Joby.

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Yeah, yeah. Everyone's like, this is, they do that, they go like that forever. That and then they go, that's right. And they're all, yeah. Rise up, yeah. Rise to heaven. They drop rise to heaven. Ah.

They don't scatter. Longest days are right now. It's very waiting for Gus. Everybody takes a chair. Thank you for coming. Thank you. Ah, they don't get a long-gust laser. It's very waiting for Gus. Everybody takes a chair. Thank you for handing my career.

And scene and career goal. No, you're the best. Got your fine, please. Yeah, we didn't say nothing. I mean, it's literally the one of the best, I've seen him twice, three times, Bon Jovi. Yeah, I remember I saw you at a park once. I won tickets and I just couldn't stop looking at Jovi's had the best ass of any fight in

those jeans. Janko jeans. No, they were like, Janko jeans. They were like, they were true. They were like, He was high waist.

I got a bunch of no high waist. What's that? You got a bond. Let's go. He came into the store once the belly room. Even Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey was Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, I don't know why they were hanging out. This was 15 years ago. Hey, can you move this one over? First split thing I thought you meant Matthew Browdrick. This makes a lot more sense. Okay. Heckling. That doesn't make sense. That makes no sense. That's not it. Like a young person show in the belly room,

just hackling everyone, everybody would get off, just annoyed by Matthew McConaughey, who's before his redo of a career. That's a general. Matthew McConaughey was fucking shredded for a minute. Like, holy fuck. She still is. No?

He got good hair plugs too. Yeah, like a great hair plug for a movie. Is that first movie he did, the serious movie? He was bald. Yeah. First movie. He did the serious movie. He was born. Yeah. Dallas contact. Contact is so good. I love that movie.

Yeah. And he would be foster. Can you know wrong? Everybody gets off stage goes to the green room. It starts getting upset. Bond Jov will come back there after every person go. I'm really sorry for my friend. And then go back and sit with him.

Well, why did he pick his friend up and get him out? As if he could wrap his mind around the fact that a performer hates a heckler. Yeah. I love what we call Matthew McConaughey, his friend. Yeah. He was probably his friend. Yeah.

Instead of being like, I'm sorry for him. Matthew, I'm actually questioning you like Matthew McConaughey. Now the new thing he's doing. What's the thing? He's got a podcast. He's kind of opening up. He's telling people about his life and I like it. Yeah, you like it. Yeah, I like everything but the car commercial. Oh, yeah

I don't like Lincoln off of Matthew McConaughey. That's why I always go to buy Lincoln like I actually like the car commercial. He's just make it I he doesn't bother me Matthew McConaughey. It's fun. I think you should about my thing we're gonna I like Matthew He's kind of said I'm gonna know crazy now. So it's like what can you say? Well, you know what he did he fucking he did that movie where he was the romcom guy gorgeous And then he did that movie where he got ugly and it's like I'll act just have to do that Yeah, Tom Cruise just got this week a fucking whapped for what he went We got a little fat. he got a little old,

and he went to a baseball game with his son, and then somebody took a photo, and then they're all over him, the Tom Cruz, and they're looking at his face, and everybody's trashin' and we can bring it up on the other screen. But he's doing it for a role though. No! Oh, he's just, he's fucking 60s getting old

He might add some sandwiches. He lives on his own island. You're allowed to get fat on your own islands Nobody allowed Nobody allowed to get fat on your own islands. Nobody allowed to get out of the oven. Okay, not some bananas That's like the best diet. What is your island? So you can do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, here's a Doritos factory Yeah, here's an island. Yeah, yeah, it's an island. Like that. You can't go any like awful It's like isn't it like near Italy is some goofy shit He's got some I own somewhere. No, I'm serious. Let me Google Tom Hanks. I look like We literally have a

Pushing Tom through here. There he is right there. Look that's the Hanks yeah, no, that's that a movie with the island where it was a What he doesn't own an island. I'm telling you look at him. I'm not fat. Oh, he ain't that fat That's a bad picture. I'm sure he looks good and real yeah, he's uncancellable He's been a Scientologist everyone knows they've tried to take him down a hundred times Don't try to cancel the trying to shame him. Oh, he's untrained all these fucking magic He's short how you gonna say that don't shame people that are like shaming is bad. Yeah, I'm trying to shame this guy

because he came out. You know who else tried to shame him? He looks fine. Goose. You know what happened to him? Are you making a Val Kilmer joke right now? He's dead, Bobby. Oh, I thought you were trying to make a throw cancer joke.

Oh no. You see Val Kilmer lately? Hey, Val Kilmer isn't Goose is he? Yeah, oh no, no, he's not Goose. He's uh, who's he? I don't know, how's Val Kilmer? Nice man, nice man. Bring up Val Kilmer lately. Hey, Val Kilmer isn't gooey, Susie. Yeah, oh no, no, he's not gooey. He's, uh, who's he? I don't know, how's Val Kilmer? Iceman, iceman. Bring up Val Kilmer now, you ready?

That's Val Kilmer got Batman. What a fucking crazy choice that was. Well, that was great though. At the time, it was great. Which one? That's what I know who he is. When he was Batman, at that time, that's a kid, absolutely.

I was, he was a great Batman. He's a terrible Bruce Wayne. He was a great Batman. George Clooney was a good Bruce Batman. He's a terrible Bruce Wayne. George Clinton is a great Batman. George Clinton was a good Bruce Wayne. He was a smooth Bruce Bruce. He wasn't a good Batman. He was a terrible bad man. He was a terrible Bruce Wayne. No, he wasn't because Bruce Wayne Supposed to be this lovable like a lovable. Yes, he was he was smooth. You believe he got chicks. Yeah, you believe he got But you believe that yeah, he was in that world. He was smooth. Michael came was the best. Michael came was good believe he got shit. But you believe that yeah, he was in that world. He was smooth too. Michael Keaton was the best.

Michael Keaton was good because he got just he had money. Michael Keaton was the best because he was on a, you could see that him as as Bruce Wayne was like, there's this Valkyrie man now. He was right in the doors though. He was great. I literally thought that was grandma. Oh, he got throat cancer or something.

But you saw him in the doors? Yeah, same in the doors. I didn't see him in the doors. I gotta watch it. Yeah, he got throat cancer or something. Would you saw him in the doors? Did you see him in the doors? I didn't see him in the doors. I gotta watch it. Yeah. Jam Morrison, he was great. Wait, you don't like your throat cancer?

You look crazy. He got a vacuum. Yeah, I got a vow. That's just a truck in there. He got a throat cancer. He went to the turkey nation to heal him. And now he's it. Everybody run back to the Indians.

Yeah, are you doing bad? Is he okay since the road cancer, like what's the... Are you doing bad? Bigs? What's his status on his throat? Or you want a gamble? Well, he's not telling you a ride. He talks. He has to talk through a tube in his head.

No, what? Yeah, he's got like this now. He wants to. Yeah. Was he a smoker? No, he's just probably smoked. But I think it's, you know, you get cancer. Right.

You know, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, to get his throat taken out or something that's throat the cancer and now he has now he's a scarf. Now he's got a Gucci scarf. That's a Gucci scarf. Yeah, he doesn't look bad. He kind of looks good. Yeah, it works. Let's relax. He does look Native American though. He looks like a guy you'd want to like have sit next to you with like a roadside diner who like is a little talkative words of wisdom For sure, but let's you go, but then this food is a Your soup is coming out on your

I just went to six flags this reminder man. We're just six flags last weekend Yeah, and you know trash and I left six flags you're talking about I said what I said and You could be the queen of England walking into six sex. Hello the second you go to that turn style Hi my name is darling. So we were sitting on the like rounder'sy water ride or whatever it's like yeah Yeah, yeah, you share with other people to this woman this woman that kind of� Vlogged this you're right. I mean she narrated the whole ride She wouldn't shut up. Why the whole ride? I don't know. What was she saying? Hey, here we go.

Best of the dog in the draw. Better not get wet. Now we're going down. Look out. Here comes the water. Well, holy shit. You better look out. I got the dough done yesterday. Literally, I can make in the joke that we could hear her throughout the park. Like we'd go by roller coaster and you just hear how we're going out.

And her daughter was this the whole time, just this. Like, what's her daughter? Just says like she couldn't handle her mother. Oh, okay. You do that, I'm thinking. That looks like paraplegia. Yeah, like her daughter was handicapped. Well, they, they, they,

She was probably explaining the rights of her daughter. Now you gotta go, her daughter is 25. The daughter can't feel. Let's get her. All right, here we go. You go for the girls. What the mama? Going underwater, we're going to, I got 25 the door to camp feel right here we go we go for the what the mama

going down the water we're going to the yeah I can't feel the water it's going right now those your eyes don't get in there again you get hurt

her daughter did say one thing it was wildly stupid her hair got wet and she went I didn't want my hair to get wet today. And I was like, fire you on this ride. This is the only ride that can get wet hard. But in the middle they have that big metal bar

that's in a circle, so you can hold onto it. And the mom must have said at least seven times, can we turn it with the stone, can we control it with this thing? I love it. We can't. I love Six-Fight. I just took my Nose. It's so fun. It's so fun.

That's like, that's like, I'm a shit. I love it. I went on that new ride, the one that you go 120 miles an hour. Yeah. It's the fastest tallest ride in the world. King the car. That's it. Yes.

What is it? Bring that. What is it? King the car. King the car. You essentially, it goes like this and down and then it comes back down two seconds long Yeah, but you go a hundred and twenty eight mile. Yeah, which is it's too fast. No, it's not eyes Could open I couldn't enjoy it cuz that's that's soon it goes quick fast. You can't even scream right off the bat You're gonna get to the top once you get to the top. Yeah, it's like

That's it. It's like 40 stories tall. Yeah, what do you go up? Popping over like this Bobby you literally go you go like this and you're done. Yeah, and it's great because that Long is the right. It's not long. Yeah, like 30 seconds. Yeah, I bought the Even with it now when I went with the past even the past line was still like no, I gotta have a VIP 30 40 minutes. They have to have a VIP VIP. They do, but I was like $70 a person. No, you gotta bring it down. I had like, for each person, people with,

you gotta bring a special. We gonna stand in those lines. Look at the disgusting Bobby. He's like, big thing of family. I don't know, they got into park. How they get on the ride. I worry about me, Max and Don and that's it I don't have no kids told me my wife my sister my niece. They're all on their own. Yeah, yeah

Good with theme park. Yeah on your own little off into your own your own I'm getting this for me and my wife. Yeah, and we ain't waiting in that shit. We should all go to six flags No, that's it. Yeah, let's do it. We did yeah, we we I think we went now We didn't go with each other you went to Lewis and them Yeah, but we all went the same. Yeah, we all went the same day though. Yeah, that should be great We went to fright fest. Yeah, it's fright fest right now Actually, can I say this what's that what's that? Yeah, the right cool right? Yeah, so the

Okay, the employees one of the employees had, it must have been like two hours worth of makeup to get him to look like a zombie. And it was this haunted house guys. We walk up, like, hi, take us for it literally. All the makeup. Hi, welcome. How many are there?

We're like four. So when you go inside the ghouls and I touch you, please do not touch them. They can't be boo. And I was like, all this makeup And I think they couldn't get one gate Just like kind of enjoy it I love it. All right, you got to take off. All right. I love you. Hi, are you good? So you're in the city now. Yeah, okay, great. How's your dog?

It's great, but it's something happy to you. No, I just I last time I saw RSA was dog. She the city now. Yeah. Okay, great. How's your dog? It's great. But it's not happy to. No, I just, I last saw R.S.I was dog. She's so cute. Yeah. All right, buddy. Enjoy yourself. Thanks for stopping in. Thank you.

I'll be at the Wilbur. Bye. Wilbur. See you, man. See you. Wilbur. That should sell out. Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, we'll sell out. Bye, Ari. I'll see you Thursday. Wilbur December 9th. Yeah. All right, Wilbur embossed in December 9th. The great Ari Shafir. What, he's one of the fun.

He's the fucking best. I love him. He looks like a weathered cowboy. Oh my God. All right, I wanna talk to you guys. We're gonna wrap it up right now with the YKWD main thing. Then we're gonna go to the Southern,

but I wanna talk to you about scary shit. Okay.. Okay. Like, you know, Halloween's coming up. Yeah. I've been really into watching these 15 of the scariest or most shocking things on YouTube. Have you ever done that? Yeah. No. Um, if you see the girl in L.A. and the where she's in the elevator and something that's like manipulating her hands and she's talking to something and she died in a Water tower. Oh, yeah, I see that that wasn't scary that you know that scary No, it wasn't I didn't want to scare it. I wasn't scared like who that's gonna happen to be I was like that's like for her Scary when she was like I got you got got that did not scare me at all like God. What are you gonna be baby?

Coming up. Yeah, when is this come out comes out Sunday? Oh, so then I comes out tonight right now We're live right now. Okay. I'll be in DC this weekend at the Arlington Draft House and great club November November November 19th and 20th will be at Cobbs in San Francisco. And where were you last week? I saw you with somebody last week. I was with Hassan Manage in Boston. Okay.

So, are we going to be buddy? This weekend I'm going to be at the Sparrow in North Charleston. The fuck is the Sparrow? That's so cool. It's like a lot full of tongue. I'll visit. Yeah. I had a Sparrow.

How's it going? Why should I feel Discourage and why should the shadows come? Why would my heart feel lonely Alone in heaven and love it Jesus, you know, this is probably if I had that ability that's all you'd hear me doing all day What remember we do it to boss for God. No, that's our hours we say Baby, wait, but I put you on the R&B Yes, right you did he never listen to R&B is talented as this guy

No, I did this is some R&B once a lot of it's the black version. Yeah, yeah, yes What where else you have to be besides the sparrow? So that's the wait, that's the 16th. And then I'm waiting. I'm not going to go ahead. And then I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go the common club November 6th Atlantic City Atlantic City I just did that how'd you like it on room great yeah okay you'll have a great time yeah yeah go down and check him out come then North Charleston North South Charleston and South Carolina y'all I mean yeah I wouldn't go there I bet if you live there I'd go but I wouldn't make a trip I mean what the fuck you where people come down

from Jersey absolutely now I Now, in a car. And in a car. It's show me you mean it. And of course, Gabby. Oh, jumping to me. I have a monthly show at the stand. I'm gonna save him for less. I have a monthly show at the stand called Gabby's Little Show.

Follow me on Instagram. At Gabby is Brian. I have a podcast called Unabash Podcast. And me and Gabby have a podcast We're doing that's coming out called Dear cheaters, the show cheaters has asked us to do a podcast version of the show and we're having we're having people Come on and we're talking to these people and the first episode was nuts. The first episode our guest was on meth Oh shit, and his name was Infinity Frost. That was our first guest. I can't see him. It's very right. It's you know what he looks like.

We're going to announce it. Name is something at jiffy Lou. It's like, yeah. He had 80 fans. We turned that camera. We were like, what the fuck? Our faces. First second all like that. It's infinity. That's a love it it all. Yeah, but it was for ironically he won't last forever. No, no. Uh, okay, cool. And of course your father, Mr. David Brown, on Netflix right now, you can watch Diana. I watched it.

Uh, and I, the queen person, uh, say watch this show. We got her endorsement. Oh, thank you. Yeah, pick it. They get a face. Uh, when they come to the show, they got our endorsement. Oh, thank you. Pivot. When they come to the show, they get a royal discount. You get right in, show you Tierra, you're in the f***. 20% off.

Did they get to see a version of it live? Well, did you have to send them it? No, we didn't need approval. I'm sure they're watching on the Netflix. I'm watching it by chambers. No, they're public figures. Oh, so you can. Oh, shit.

You don't have to pay the right. I watch it It was it was really it was amazing to watch it on Netflix. So watch a Broadway play. Yeah, I didn't know how you're gonna Pull it off, but you pulled it off. Thank you. Um, 20 plus Go go see it when it's out to that. I would love to see it. It's coming back in November you said correct November 2nd We're at the long acre theater. Let's go. Okay. I'm gonna date. We'll do it. Where's the Remember second we're at the long acre theater. Let's go. Okay. I'm gonna date. We'll do it. Where's the I'm on the hill to 48 Okay, I'll Broadway. I'm now an interesting story to okay. Um, so there you go And of course go to robbercarnelive.com all my dates are up there. I'm all over the place until we're the fuck him I'm everywhere McGubbies October I'm at the

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